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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,440 --> 00:00:07,140 -Hey Jennifer. 2 00:00:09,710 --> 00:00:11,990 I'm making you this video, and I know what you're thinking. 3 00:00:11,990 --> 00:00:13,690 You're watching it and you're thinking, why? 4 00:00:13,690 --> 00:00:17,530 Why, why is he making me this video? 5 00:00:17,530 --> 00:00:22,420 And it's because, it's because, baby, I know. 6 00:00:25,490 --> 00:00:27,310 I know you've been cheating on me. 7 00:00:27,310 --> 00:00:32,790 So I got your text, come over and finish 8 00:00:32,790 --> 00:00:34,390 what we started last night. 9 00:00:37,340 --> 00:00:42,310 OFFSCREEN: It's uh, it's not really-- uh, there you-- 10 00:00:42,310 --> 00:00:43,430 JOEY: Can she see that? 11 00:00:43,430 --> 00:00:45,760 Can see it? 12 00:00:45,760 --> 00:00:49,460 OFFSCREEN: Uh, we're going to have to-- 13 00:00:49,460 --> 00:00:50,820 JOEY: You know what? We'll put it in post. 14 00:00:50,820 --> 00:00:52,790 OFFSCREEN: Yeah, we're going to have to put it in the post. 15 00:00:52,790 --> 00:00:55,870 -I'll cut this video together for you, Jennifer. 16 00:00:55,870 --> 00:01:01,280 Because I want you to know that I know. 17 00:01:01,280 --> 00:01:03,770 We're going to go over, we're going 18 00:01:03,770 --> 00:01:06,160 to go over to your place tonight. 19 00:01:06,160 --> 00:01:09,490 And we're going to stake it out. 20 00:01:09,490 --> 00:01:13,910 And we're going to catch you in the act. 21 00:01:13,910 --> 00:01:17,750 So that you know that it wasn't my fault that any of this 22 00:01:17,750 --> 00:01:19,150 happened, Jennifer. 23 00:01:19,150 --> 00:01:22,390 That any of the stuff that's about to happen happened-- 24 00:01:22,390 --> 00:01:24,550 it's your fault. 25 00:01:24,550 --> 00:01:29,390 Because you can't be a cheating whore 26 00:01:29,390 --> 00:01:37,160 and have no repercussions, Jen, baby, come on. 27 00:01:37,160 --> 00:01:40,800 So this video is for you. 28 00:01:40,800 --> 00:01:45,920 And I think you're going to like it. 29 00:01:45,920 --> 00:01:47,220 JOEY: And through the magic of editing, 30 00:01:47,220 --> 00:01:48,600 here's your fucking text message. 31 00:01:52,590 --> 00:01:56,740 JOEY: So, is the light on? 32 00:01:56,740 --> 00:01:58,700 It's on. 33 00:01:58,700 --> 00:02:01,020 So Jennifer, I bet you're wondering-- 34 00:02:01,020 --> 00:02:02,730 -Get that shit out of my face, dude. 35 00:02:02,730 --> 00:02:06,670 JOEY: Come on Steve, just look at the camera for a sec. 36 00:02:06,670 --> 00:02:08,330 This is my cousin, Steven. 37 00:02:08,330 --> 00:02:11,740 -Fucking woke me up at like four in the morning, dude, to film 38 00:02:11,740 --> 00:02:14,850 some stupid fucking little video for you. 39 00:02:14,850 --> 00:02:17,100 JOEY: Steve, this is important. 40 00:02:17,100 --> 00:02:17,890 So-- 41 00:02:17,890 --> 00:02:20,140 -Fucking, get-- the fucking light is in my fucking face, 42 00:02:20,140 --> 00:02:20,840 bro. 43 00:02:20,840 --> 00:02:23,450 JOEY: We need to see you. 44 00:02:23,450 --> 00:02:24,940 So this is Steve. 45 00:02:24,940 --> 00:02:29,680 Steve is going to help me catch you in the act, Jen. 46 00:02:29,680 --> 00:02:30,980 He's going to be filming us. 47 00:02:30,980 --> 00:02:31,770 -Yeah, I am. 48 00:02:31,770 --> 00:02:33,320 JOEY: He's going to be filming us. 49 00:02:33,320 --> 00:02:35,410 And we're going to wait. 50 00:02:35,410 --> 00:02:37,710 It's so cold, man. 51 00:02:37,710 --> 00:02:44,790 We're going to wait all night in the cold until we find, 52 00:02:44,790 --> 00:02:47,180 we find you. 53 00:02:47,180 --> 00:02:50,130 -We gotta fucking fly back to fucking bum fuck, 54 00:02:50,130 --> 00:02:52,710 where you fucking live. 55 00:02:52,710 --> 00:02:54,540 JOEY: Well, that's right, Jen. 56 00:02:54,540 --> 00:02:57,440 Steve's going to hop on a plane with me, 57 00:02:57,440 --> 00:03:01,330 and we're going to go back. 58 00:03:01,330 --> 00:03:04,640 We're going to go back to catch you, both of us. 59 00:03:04,640 --> 00:03:07,230 -Yeah, we are. 60 00:03:07,230 --> 00:03:09,540 JOEY: And the whole world is going 61 00:03:09,540 --> 00:03:14,150 to know that you shouldn't be a skanky ho, 62 00:03:14,150 --> 00:03:17,390 'cause you get caught. 63 00:03:17,390 --> 00:03:19,370 -Yeah. 64 00:03:19,370 --> 00:03:20,850 It's cold as fuck. 65 00:03:20,850 --> 00:03:21,640 JOEY: Let's go inside. 66 00:03:21,640 --> 00:03:22,340 -Yeah. 67 00:03:29,280 --> 00:03:35,460 -So, uh, I just, I just booked our flights. 68 00:03:35,460 --> 00:03:46,360 And we're coming back, um-- and I'm listening to the song 69 00:03:46,360 --> 00:03:50,220 that I wrote for, for you. 70 00:03:50,220 --> 00:03:59,870 And you know, I just-- I guess it's making me realize that um, 71 00:03:59,870 --> 00:04:01,610 that I, maybe I always cared more for you 72 00:04:01,610 --> 00:04:03,910 than you than you did for me. 73 00:04:08,580 --> 00:04:09,890 It's not surprise, I guess. 74 00:04:09,890 --> 00:04:13,640 It's not a surprise that you would do something like this. 75 00:04:17,630 --> 00:04:18,330 So. 76 00:04:24,740 --> 00:04:38,170 [MUSIC PLAYING] 77 00:04:38,170 --> 00:04:39,780 STEVEN: Joey, turn that shit off-- 78 00:04:39,780 --> 00:04:41,980 -Sorry man, sorry. 79 00:04:41,980 --> 00:04:44,760 Sorry. 80 00:04:44,760 --> 00:04:45,710 STEVEN: Go to bed, man. 81 00:04:45,710 --> 00:04:46,490 JOEY: I'm going. 82 00:05:03,150 --> 00:05:12,950 [FAUCET RUNNING] 83 00:05:12,950 --> 00:05:16,060 -You know, I know I said I was going to go to sleep, Jennifer, 84 00:05:16,060 --> 00:05:25,060 but um-- you know, I'm trying to be strong here. 85 00:05:27,900 --> 00:05:28,710 I really am. 86 00:05:28,710 --> 00:05:33,660 But this is-- this is pretty messed up. 87 00:05:37,380 --> 00:05:41,940 You know, I just really hope that this just ends well. 88 00:05:41,940 --> 00:05:47,270 And that It's just a misunderstanding. 89 00:05:47,270 --> 00:05:53,320 Because I don't know, I don't know what I'd do without you. 90 00:05:53,320 --> 00:05:54,350 OK. 91 00:05:54,350 --> 00:05:55,320 I don't know. 92 00:06:10,920 --> 00:06:12,670 STEVEN: Joey, Joey. 93 00:06:12,670 --> 00:06:13,400 Joey. 94 00:06:13,400 --> 00:06:14,100 -What? 95 00:06:14,100 --> 00:06:16,470 STEVEN: Wake up, man. 96 00:06:16,470 --> 00:06:17,320 Wake up, bro. 97 00:06:17,320 --> 00:06:17,620 Come on. 98 00:06:17,620 --> 00:06:18,540 -Stop man. 99 00:06:18,540 --> 00:06:20,190 STEVEN: Why are you so sleepy, dude? 100 00:06:24,110 --> 00:06:27,690 Didn't you sleep last night, dude? 101 00:06:27,690 --> 00:06:29,450 -Yeah, I slept last night. 102 00:06:29,450 --> 00:06:30,150 Yeah. 103 00:06:33,110 --> 00:06:35,690 Why did you poke me, man? 104 00:06:35,690 --> 00:06:36,390 God. 105 00:06:36,390 --> 00:06:39,720 You know I hate flying. 106 00:06:39,720 --> 00:06:41,590 STEVEN: Yeah, well, we've got to get boarding soon, man. 107 00:06:41,590 --> 00:06:42,840 I'm just trying to wake you up. 108 00:06:42,840 --> 00:06:47,120 Do you want to get something to eat, or drink, or something? 109 00:06:47,120 --> 00:06:48,580 -Yeah. 110 00:06:48,580 --> 00:06:51,010 STEVEN: Want some coffee? 111 00:06:51,010 --> 00:06:51,980 -Yeah. 112 00:06:51,980 --> 00:06:52,580 ANNOUNCEMENT: Ladies and gentleman, 113 00:06:52,580 --> 00:06:54,180 this is the final boarding call for Flight 2430, 114 00:06:54,180 --> 00:06:55,870 Dallas-Fort Worth. 115 00:06:55,870 --> 00:06:58,790 All passengers with boarding cards may now proceed to 47B. 116 00:06:58,790 --> 00:06:59,770 Final boarding. 117 00:06:59,770 --> 00:07:01,020 STEVEN: That's us, man. 118 00:07:01,020 --> 00:07:03,510 -All right, All right, let's go. 119 00:07:17,950 --> 00:07:20,440 JOEY: Turn it off. 120 00:07:20,440 --> 00:07:25,420 Turn it off, turn that thing off. 121 00:07:25,420 --> 00:07:27,940 Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. 122 00:07:27,940 --> 00:07:29,530 STEVEN: Oh, little Joey's scared. 123 00:07:29,530 --> 00:07:31,980 JOEY: It's not funny, shut up, man. 124 00:07:31,980 --> 00:07:32,690 Shut up. 125 00:07:32,690 --> 00:07:35,970 STEVEN: We're going to take off, he's so scared. 126 00:07:35,970 --> 00:07:40,610 You know the plane's going to crash, Joey. 127 00:07:40,610 --> 00:07:44,100 -Turn it-- turn it off. 128 00:07:44,100 --> 00:07:45,470 STEVEN: I'm not turning it off. 129 00:07:45,470 --> 00:07:46,260 You're scared. 130 00:07:53,220 --> 00:07:56,690 [STEVEN LAUGHING] 131 00:07:56,690 --> 00:07:59,470 JOEY: Fuck, man. 132 00:07:59,470 --> 00:08:00,170 -Look. 133 00:08:05,140 --> 00:08:09,120 Hey man, the plane's gonna crash. 134 00:08:09,120 --> 00:08:10,610 The plane's going to crash. 135 00:08:13,160 --> 00:08:14,840 JOEY: You're making me believe that, stop. 136 00:08:14,840 --> 00:08:16,540 STEVEN: Look, we're in the air. 137 00:08:19,530 --> 00:08:20,520 Oh no. 138 00:08:25,010 --> 00:08:26,300 JOEY: Oh my god. 139 00:08:26,300 --> 00:08:27,000 [KNOCKING] 140 00:08:27,000 --> 00:08:27,990 STEWARDESS: Sir? 141 00:08:27,990 --> 00:08:28,990 JOEY: Oh, Jesus Christ. 142 00:08:28,990 --> 00:08:30,480 STEWARDESS: You can't be in there right now. 143 00:08:30,480 --> 00:08:32,360 JOEY: Just leave me alone, I'm OK. 144 00:08:32,360 --> 00:08:33,840 Just leave me alone. 145 00:08:33,840 --> 00:08:34,540 Fuck. 146 00:08:34,540 --> 00:08:36,940 What the fuck is this bitch doing? 147 00:08:36,940 --> 00:08:39,060 STEWARDESS: Don't talk to me like that. 148 00:08:39,060 --> 00:08:40,850 JOEY: Just leave me alone, I'm fine in here. 149 00:08:40,850 --> 00:08:42,230 Just go away. 150 00:08:42,230 --> 00:08:45,300 I just need a second-- STEWARDESS: Open the door. 151 00:08:45,300 --> 00:08:46,000 JOEY: No. 152 00:08:46,000 --> 00:08:47,730 STEWARDESS: Or I'll get the Air Marshall. 153 00:08:47,730 --> 00:08:49,330 JOEY: This plane is going to go down, I know it. 154 00:08:49,330 --> 00:08:51,630 I know the plane is going to go down. 155 00:08:51,630 --> 00:08:55,880 STEWARDESS: Air Marshall. 156 00:08:55,880 --> 00:09:04,160 STEVEN: So, Joey had a panic attack because of the plane, 157 00:09:04,160 --> 00:09:11,210 as well as, I guess, things that are going on with Jennifer. 158 00:09:11,210 --> 00:09:14,920 And uh, we had to take him to the ER. 159 00:09:18,980 --> 00:09:21,110 Um, It's actually kind of funny. 160 00:09:21,110 --> 00:09:22,500 JOEY: It's not funny. 161 00:09:22,500 --> 00:09:31,220 STEVEN: Because uh-- he was like, I'm dying. 162 00:09:31,220 --> 00:09:32,170 I'm dying. 163 00:09:32,170 --> 00:09:33,490 And then we brought him here. 164 00:09:33,490 --> 00:09:34,220 JOEY: It's not funny. 165 00:09:34,220 --> 00:09:39,330 The airport people almost arrested me. 166 00:09:39,330 --> 00:09:42,400 -We got off the plane, and he had a panic attack, 167 00:09:42,400 --> 00:09:46,110 it was hilarious. 168 00:09:46,110 --> 00:09:49,290 I guess it's jet lag at it's finest, right? 169 00:09:49,290 --> 00:09:55,000 -Can we just-- we need to get home now. 170 00:09:55,000 --> 00:09:56,820 Let's just get out of here. 171 00:09:56,820 --> 00:10:01,150 STEVEN: Well, we gotta wait for them to release you. 172 00:10:01,150 --> 00:10:05,010 We'll check back when they uh-- when they release him. 173 00:10:05,010 --> 00:10:08,330 -Don't put that in the video to Jennifer. 174 00:10:08,330 --> 00:10:09,770 That's not going-- 175 00:10:09,770 --> 00:10:12,430 -You see what you do to him, Jen? 176 00:10:16,790 --> 00:10:21,910 STEVEN: Four fucking days later. 177 00:10:21,910 --> 00:10:22,610 Fuck. 178 00:10:35,970 --> 00:10:37,980 -Dude, I'm going to call Martin real quick. 179 00:10:37,980 --> 00:10:38,680 Nah, man. 180 00:10:38,680 --> 00:10:40,410 Nah. 181 00:10:40,410 --> 00:10:42,010 STEVEN: I already fucking called him, dude. 182 00:10:42,010 --> 00:10:42,540 Seriously. 183 00:10:42,540 --> 00:10:43,440 He's going to be here soon. 184 00:10:43,440 --> 00:10:45,460 JOEY: OK, well, where is he? Just let me call him, man. 185 00:10:45,460 --> 00:10:46,160 STEVEN: No. 186 00:10:46,160 --> 00:10:46,860 Bro. 187 00:10:46,860 --> 00:10:48,170 Like, seriously. 188 00:10:48,170 --> 00:10:50,860 I'm sorry, like, you kind of fucked up. 189 00:10:50,860 --> 00:10:52,490 Like, I already told him they released you. 190 00:10:52,490 --> 00:10:53,190 It's cool. 191 00:10:53,190 --> 00:10:56,520 You don't need to call him. 192 00:10:56,520 --> 00:10:59,120 -This whole situation's so fucked up, man. 193 00:10:59,120 --> 00:11:00,350 STEVEN: Yeah, well you shouldn't have 194 00:11:00,350 --> 00:11:03,220 fucking been all like fucking Joey Bin Ladin up in there. 195 00:11:03,220 --> 00:11:05,650 And fucking getting us put on a fucking no-fly list. 196 00:11:05,650 --> 00:11:07,500 -I told-- I told you that I don't like flying. 197 00:11:07,500 --> 00:11:08,200 STEVEN: I might-- 198 00:11:08,200 --> 00:11:09,000 -I told you. 199 00:11:09,000 --> 00:11:10,750 STEVEN: I might even be on a fucking no-fly list, 200 00:11:10,750 --> 00:11:11,830 thanks for that, bro. 201 00:11:11,830 --> 00:11:12,530 Seriously. 202 00:11:12,530 --> 00:11:17,190 -Next time, we'll just take 203 00:11:17,190 --> 00:11:17,890 STEVEN: Yeah. 204 00:11:17,890 --> 00:11:18,590 Whatever, man. 205 00:11:18,590 --> 00:11:19,990 Just fucking call him then. 206 00:11:19,990 --> 00:11:20,980 -Calling him. 207 00:11:26,460 --> 00:11:28,150 STEVEN: Hey, dude. 208 00:11:28,150 --> 00:11:29,670 Dude. Speakerphone that shit. 209 00:11:35,440 --> 00:11:37,390 -Can't get any fricking reception over here, man. 210 00:11:37,390 --> 00:11:38,280 There's a stupid plane. 211 00:11:49,260 --> 00:11:49,960 -Yo. 212 00:11:53,040 --> 00:11:56,170 Yo, you there? 213 00:11:56,170 --> 00:11:57,420 STEVEN: Turn it up, I can't hear it. 214 00:12:03,290 --> 00:12:03,990 -Hello, yo. 215 00:12:03,990 --> 00:12:04,690 Martin. 216 00:12:07,730 --> 00:12:10,900 Martin, you there? 217 00:12:10,900 --> 00:12:12,390 There you are, man. 218 00:12:12,390 --> 00:12:13,550 You almost here? 219 00:12:16,760 --> 00:12:17,760 MARTIN: Uh, where you guys at? 220 00:12:17,760 --> 00:12:19,490 You guys still at the hospital? 221 00:12:19,490 --> 00:12:22,970 -Yeah, we're still at the hospital, man. 222 00:12:22,970 --> 00:12:23,660 MARTIN: Dude. 223 00:12:23,660 --> 00:12:26,310 All right, All right. 224 00:12:26,310 --> 00:12:29,130 STEVEN: What's up, Marty? 225 00:12:29,130 --> 00:12:29,950 -Come on. 226 00:12:29,950 --> 00:12:32,200 STEVEN: Hey, take this, take this. 227 00:12:32,200 --> 00:12:33,930 STEVEN: What's up Marty? JOEY: Give me back my phone. 228 00:12:40,720 --> 00:12:41,960 STEVEN: What up, buddy? 229 00:12:41,960 --> 00:12:42,760 MARTIN: What's going on. 230 00:12:42,760 --> 00:12:43,550 You're at the hospital. 231 00:12:43,550 --> 00:12:45,480 -Yeah, fucking Joey Bin Ladin over here, 232 00:12:45,480 --> 00:12:48,480 got us put on a fucking no-fly list, so we can't even fly. 233 00:12:48,480 --> 00:12:50,740 Hey, bro? 234 00:12:50,740 --> 00:12:52,280 He had like a panic attack, or some shit. 235 00:12:55,090 --> 00:12:55,840 Hey dude-- 236 00:12:55,840 --> 00:12:57,580 MARTIN: What do you need bro? 237 00:12:57,580 --> 00:13:01,970 -Can you uh-- like first, after you pick us up, no actually, 238 00:13:01,970 --> 00:13:03,320 before you pick us up, can you grab 239 00:13:03,320 --> 00:13:05,890 the luggage from the airport? 240 00:13:10,120 --> 00:13:10,900 MARTIN: Man, come on. 241 00:13:10,900 --> 00:13:11,600 Really? 242 00:13:11,600 --> 00:13:12,690 STEVEN: Yeah, dude. 243 00:13:12,690 --> 00:13:16,730 Hey move, this car is right here. 244 00:13:16,730 --> 00:13:19,520 MARTIN: All right, All right, All right. 245 00:13:19,520 --> 00:13:20,450 What uh-- All right. I'll go get it. 246 00:13:20,450 --> 00:13:21,620 STEVEN: And also, hey dude. 247 00:13:21,620 --> 00:13:23,670 I need to ask you a favor, bro. 248 00:13:28,460 --> 00:13:31,540 Do you think you can drive us to Joey's house? 249 00:13:31,540 --> 00:13:33,270 He needs to see Jennifer. 250 00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:37,420 MARTIN: What the fuck. 251 00:13:37,420 --> 00:13:38,830 Come on, dude. 252 00:13:38,830 --> 00:13:40,490 I've got-- 253 00:13:40,490 --> 00:13:41,190 -All right. 254 00:13:41,190 --> 00:13:42,940 I'll see you in a minute, bro. 255 00:13:42,940 --> 00:13:44,410 Hey, I'll see you soon. 256 00:13:44,410 --> 00:13:45,680 Thanks for taking us. 257 00:13:45,680 --> 00:13:46,490 Hang this shit up. 258 00:13:46,490 --> 00:13:49,440 Hang it up. 259 00:13:49,440 --> 00:13:51,790 Yeah, hey. 260 00:13:51,790 --> 00:13:53,950 So, you'll probably have to give him road head for the ride, 261 00:13:53,950 --> 00:13:55,090 bro. 262 00:13:55,090 --> 00:13:55,790 JOEY: So funny. 263 00:13:55,790 --> 00:13:56,990 -If you want to see Jennifer, you're 264 00:13:56,990 --> 00:13:58,210 going to have to give him road head. 265 00:13:58,210 --> 00:14:00,520 JOEY: Shut up, dude. 266 00:14:00,520 --> 00:14:03,590 -Hey, I think he'll settle for at least just the tip. 267 00:14:03,590 --> 00:14:05,640 -He's not here, I'm walking. 268 00:14:05,640 --> 00:14:06,340 STEVEN: Yeah dude. 269 00:14:06,340 --> 00:14:07,260 He's pulling up right now. 270 00:14:12,900 --> 00:14:15,220 -Jesus Christ, two hours later. 271 00:14:20,720 --> 00:14:22,160 What the fuck's he doing? 272 00:14:22,160 --> 00:14:23,590 STEVEN: I don't know, he's taking his time. 273 00:14:23,590 --> 00:14:25,800 JOEY: He's stoned again, that's what's up. 274 00:14:30,190 --> 00:14:30,980 -What's up? 275 00:14:30,980 --> 00:14:33,380 Come on, let's go. STEVEN: What's up, Marty? 276 00:14:33,380 --> 00:14:34,550 MARTIN: Let's go, baby. 277 00:14:34,550 --> 00:14:38,630 STEVEN: Hey, bitch tits, hop in the back. 278 00:14:38,630 --> 00:14:40,460 MARTIN: What's up, sick boy? 279 00:14:40,460 --> 00:14:45,750 STEVEN: Oh, you got 280 00:14:45,750 --> 00:14:47,460 The door is stuck. 281 00:14:47,460 --> 00:14:49,970 -Come on, don't fuck with my car. 282 00:14:49,970 --> 00:14:50,920 STEVEN: I'm a big boy. 283 00:14:50,920 --> 00:14:52,610 -Let's go, what are we doing, boys? 284 00:14:52,610 --> 00:14:54,760 STEVEN: Uh, fucking-- did you get the luggage, man? 285 00:14:54,760 --> 00:14:56,710 -Yeah, it's in the trunk. STEVEN: All right, for sure. 286 00:14:56,710 --> 00:14:57,860 Yeah, we've been fucking stuck-- 287 00:14:57,860 --> 00:15:01,230 -Who's blowing me for getting the luggage, by the way? 288 00:15:01,230 --> 00:15:04,120 STEVEN: We've been fucking stuck at the fucking hospital 289 00:15:04,120 --> 00:15:06,930 for a couple days because of this kid. 290 00:15:06,930 --> 00:15:09,390 Fucking, my beard is all fucked and shit, look at this. 291 00:15:09,390 --> 00:15:12,700 I fucking grew my beard out because this fucker-- 292 00:15:12,700 --> 00:15:15,490 they put him fucking on like a psyche eval, or some shit. 293 00:15:15,490 --> 00:15:16,190 Why were you-- 294 00:15:16,190 --> 00:15:17,550 MARTIN: Crazy boy, crazy boy. 295 00:15:17,550 --> 00:15:19,490 What happened, man? 296 00:15:19,490 --> 00:15:20,190 What happened? 297 00:15:20,190 --> 00:15:21,010 Come on, talk to us. 298 00:15:21,010 --> 00:15:22,940 JOEY: Nothing happened, they just asked me some questions. 299 00:15:22,940 --> 00:15:25,400 I flipped out on a airplane. 300 00:15:25,400 --> 00:15:26,850 I told this guy I don't like flying. 301 00:15:26,850 --> 00:15:28,610 He doesn't listen to me. 302 00:15:28,610 --> 00:15:30,810 STEVEN: Hey dude, document this shit, it's too hard for me 303 00:15:30,810 --> 00:15:31,510 to hold. 304 00:15:33,520 --> 00:15:35,130 -We're making a video to show Jennifer. 305 00:15:35,130 --> 00:15:36,530 JOEY: We're not putting this in the video. 306 00:15:36,530 --> 00:15:37,610 STEVEN: Why not? 307 00:15:37,610 --> 00:15:38,860 JOEY: You keep shooting stupid stuff. 308 00:15:38,860 --> 00:15:40,650 We're not putting any of the hospital stuff in the video. 309 00:15:40,650 --> 00:15:42,650 STEVEN: Hey, you made me in charge of shooting everything, 310 00:15:42,650 --> 00:15:43,520 and that's what I'm doing. 311 00:15:43,520 --> 00:15:49,700 JOEY: Jennifer's going to think I'm crazy. 312 00:15:49,700 --> 00:15:51,940 -Hey, I know that dude, I know that guy. 313 00:15:51,940 --> 00:15:52,640 Did you see him? 314 00:15:52,640 --> 00:15:55,530 I fucking sold him some shit, like a month ago. 315 00:15:55,530 --> 00:15:57,540 JOEY: This is the shoddiest area, dude. 316 00:16:01,690 --> 00:16:03,380 -You want anything from the store, man? 317 00:16:03,380 --> 00:16:04,620 STEVEN: No, I'm good, dude. 318 00:16:04,620 --> 00:16:05,320 JOEY: OK. 319 00:16:05,320 --> 00:16:08,070 I'll be right back. 320 00:16:08,070 --> 00:16:10,580 STEVEN: Hey dude, I fucking hate how your car 321 00:16:10,580 --> 00:16:13,310 doesn't have fucking four doors. 322 00:16:13,310 --> 00:16:15,120 -Dude, come on. What do you want to do? 323 00:16:15,120 --> 00:16:16,830 You wanna walk to go out tonight? 324 00:16:16,830 --> 00:16:18,230 Carry the chicks on your back? 325 00:16:18,230 --> 00:16:19,000 They'll like that, man. 326 00:16:19,000 --> 00:16:19,890 STEVEN: Yeah, He-Man. 327 00:16:22,940 --> 00:16:23,940 -Dude, what's with the camera? 328 00:16:26,460 --> 00:16:27,560 You're going to film all my shit. 329 00:16:27,560 --> 00:16:32,360 Come on, the light's fucking killing me, dude. 330 00:16:32,360 --> 00:16:34,300 STEVEN: I'm filming all this stuff 331 00:16:34,300 --> 00:16:37,520 for a video Joey is making for Jennifer. 332 00:16:37,520 --> 00:16:39,310 -Fucking Jennifer, Jesus. 333 00:16:39,310 --> 00:16:41,250 It's all he ever talks about, man. 334 00:16:41,250 --> 00:16:42,890 You ever met this girl? 335 00:16:42,890 --> 00:16:46,870 STEVEN: Nah, but he's been with her a while and stuff now. 336 00:16:46,870 --> 00:16:48,750 She uh-- he thinks she's cheating on him. 337 00:16:48,750 --> 00:16:49,440 -Fuck. 338 00:16:49,440 --> 00:16:50,410 Probably, man. 339 00:16:50,410 --> 00:16:52,010 STEVEN: What do you mean, probably? 340 00:16:52,010 --> 00:16:53,010 -Let's just get him laid. 341 00:16:53,010 --> 00:16:54,610 Come on, man. 342 00:16:54,610 --> 00:16:57,760 STEVEN: Well, I mean, like-- I think that might help him, 343 00:16:57,760 --> 00:16:58,460 dude. 344 00:16:58,460 --> 00:17:01,260 But he's having a hard time, for real. 345 00:17:01,260 --> 00:17:02,230 -All right. 346 00:17:02,230 --> 00:17:04,650 What do you want me to do? 347 00:17:04,650 --> 00:17:06,040 I'm here for you. 348 00:17:06,040 --> 00:17:07,730 STEVEN: I think we need to um-- 349 00:17:07,730 --> 00:17:10,060 -Get some fucking really good drugs. 350 00:17:10,060 --> 00:17:11,130 STEVEN: No, I think-- 351 00:17:11,130 --> 00:17:12,830 -Dude, I have a pill and a half of X back there-- 352 00:17:12,830 --> 00:17:14,520 STEVEN: I think we-- I think we need 353 00:17:14,520 --> 00:17:17,630 to drive him to go see her, bro. 354 00:17:17,630 --> 00:17:19,320 Like, seriously, I think he needs it. 355 00:17:19,320 --> 00:17:21,140 He's having a really rough time. 356 00:17:21,140 --> 00:17:22,500 -Come on, dude. 357 00:17:22,500 --> 00:17:24,170 STEVEN: He's having a really rough time, man. 358 00:17:24,170 --> 00:17:24,750 -I'm tell you, man. Give him one night. 359 00:17:24,750 --> 00:17:27,880 One night with me, he's going to be set. 360 00:17:27,880 --> 00:17:29,890 He's not even going to fucking think about this girl. 361 00:17:29,890 --> 00:17:30,590 STEVEN: Fine. 362 00:17:30,590 --> 00:17:32,210 We'll do one night, but-- 363 00:17:32,210 --> 00:17:34,270 -Like we used to, come on, Stevie. 364 00:17:34,270 --> 00:17:35,460 STEVEN: All right, bro. 365 00:17:35,460 --> 00:17:36,790 We'll do one night. 366 00:17:36,790 --> 00:17:39,710 But if it doesn't work out, you know. 367 00:17:43,330 --> 00:17:45,910 I think he's coming back from the store. 368 00:17:45,910 --> 00:17:47,110 -What the hell is he doing in there? 369 00:17:47,110 --> 00:17:49,050 STEVEN: I don't know. 370 00:17:49,050 --> 00:17:50,480 -Come on, come on. 371 00:17:50,480 --> 00:17:51,430 Let's go, let's go. 372 00:17:51,430 --> 00:17:52,130 Let's go. 373 00:17:59,430 --> 00:18:03,030 -Straight ghetto, dude. 374 00:18:03,030 --> 00:18:03,730 STEVEN: What? 375 00:18:03,730 --> 00:18:04,780 -Join me. 376 00:18:04,780 --> 00:18:05,480 STEVEN: Yeah, yeah. 377 00:18:05,480 --> 00:18:14,700 One-- Hey, is Jennifer a cop? 378 00:18:14,700 --> 00:18:16,050 -She's not a cop. 379 00:18:16,050 --> 00:18:17,140 Doesn't even make any sense. 380 00:18:17,140 --> 00:18:18,380 -Dude, what the fuck? 381 00:18:18,380 --> 00:18:19,530 STEVEN: I just filmed you smoking. 382 00:18:22,610 --> 00:18:24,170 -Dude, she's not a cop, is she? 383 00:18:24,170 --> 00:18:24,870 -Yeah, she is. 384 00:18:24,870 --> 00:18:26,140 -Is she really a fucking cop? 385 00:18:26,140 --> 00:18:27,660 JOEY: She's a cop. 386 00:18:27,660 --> 00:18:28,400 -This is bullshit. 387 00:18:28,400 --> 00:18:32,970 Don't be doing that to me, man. 388 00:18:32,970 --> 00:18:34,970 Stevie, this shit ain't funny, man, come on. 389 00:18:34,970 --> 00:18:36,480 She ain't a cop, right? 390 00:18:36,480 --> 00:18:38,320 -She's not a cop, dude. 391 00:18:38,320 --> 00:18:39,100 Are you kidding me? 392 00:18:39,100 --> 00:18:40,570 -Fuckers, man. 393 00:18:40,570 --> 00:18:42,480 Bullshit. 394 00:18:42,480 --> 00:18:44,640 Fucking with me. 395 00:18:44,640 --> 00:18:46,010 STEVEN: Dude, she's totally a cop though. 396 00:18:46,010 --> 00:18:47,110 He's lying to you. 397 00:18:47,110 --> 00:18:48,230 -Fuck you and your cops. 398 00:18:48,230 --> 00:18:49,860 STEVEN: He was trying to set you up. 399 00:18:49,860 --> 00:18:51,750 What the fuck do you have that kind of phone for? 400 00:18:51,750 --> 00:18:55,350 -Dude, this is-- look at this shit, it flips. 401 00:18:55,350 --> 00:18:56,850 Huh? 402 00:18:56,850 --> 00:18:58,650 You gotta phone that flips? 403 00:18:58,650 --> 00:18:59,610 Technology, man. 404 00:18:59,610 --> 00:19:01,110 STEVEN: What are you doing over there, buddy? 405 00:19:01,110 --> 00:19:04,800 -I told him, I'm going to hack her fucking Facebook. 406 00:19:04,800 --> 00:19:06,770 STEVEN: What do you mean you're going to hack her Facebook? 407 00:19:06,770 --> 00:19:08,300 -I'm going to hack her Facebook. 408 00:19:08,300 --> 00:19:09,810 I'm going to figure this out. 409 00:19:09,810 --> 00:19:11,410 STEVEN: Why are you trying to hack her Facebook? 410 00:19:14,240 --> 00:19:15,340 -To know if she's cheating on me. 411 00:19:15,340 --> 00:19:18,580 That's the whole point of the freaking movie, man. 412 00:19:18,580 --> 00:19:20,340 You guys won't take me back to my place, 413 00:19:20,340 --> 00:19:23,590 so I'm going to prove it right now. 414 00:19:23,590 --> 00:19:25,050 I'm googling it, right now. 415 00:19:25,050 --> 00:19:26,830 How to hack Facebook. 416 00:19:26,830 --> 00:19:29,110 MARTIN: Dude, are you going to fuck up my computer? 417 00:19:29,110 --> 00:19:30,210 JOEY: I'm just trying to google-- 418 00:19:30,210 --> 00:19:32,990 -I do use that shit, I know it's slow, but I do use it. 419 00:19:32,990 --> 00:19:34,680 STEVEN: You know, that's how he's 420 00:19:34,680 --> 00:19:37,700 going to alert the cops to you. 421 00:19:37,700 --> 00:19:38,890 -That fucking light, man. 422 00:19:38,890 --> 00:19:39,590 You're killing me. 423 00:19:39,590 --> 00:19:40,430 I'm going to piss. 424 00:19:40,430 --> 00:19:43,430 Fuck you guys. 425 00:19:43,430 --> 00:19:46,700 -Your friend's insane. STEVEN: You're insane. 426 00:19:46,700 --> 00:19:50,230 You're the one fucking hacking Facebook. 427 00:19:50,230 --> 00:19:52,700 -You won't take me to my place. This is how I'm going to prove-- 428 00:19:52,700 --> 00:19:54,220 STEVEN: You should just call her, man. 429 00:19:54,220 --> 00:19:55,770 Seriously, you should just call her. 430 00:19:55,770 --> 00:19:57,240 -I'm not going to-- you call your girlfriend 431 00:19:57,240 --> 00:20:00,720 and you say, hey babe, um, you texted me 432 00:20:00,720 --> 00:20:02,360 that you wanted to have sex with another guy. 433 00:20:02,360 --> 00:20:03,490 STEVEN: Why don't you bring it up? 434 00:20:03,490 --> 00:20:06,600 Maybe it was for you. 435 00:20:06,600 --> 00:20:08,000 -I'm not going to call her. 436 00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:16,320 STEVEN: I think you should call her. 437 00:20:16,320 --> 00:20:17,400 -Come on, psycho. 438 00:20:17,400 --> 00:20:18,100 Let's go. 439 00:20:18,100 --> 00:20:19,820 STEVEN: I Think we should go out tonight, man. 440 00:20:19,820 --> 00:20:26,690 MARTIN: Joey, you 441 00:20:26,690 --> 00:20:27,390 STEVEN: Come on. 442 00:20:27,390 --> 00:20:28,370 Get some dick wet, dude. 443 00:20:28,370 --> 00:20:30,430 MARTIN: I'm telling you, man, these three girls. 444 00:20:30,430 --> 00:20:31,270 They're guarantees, man. 445 00:20:31,270 --> 00:20:32,230 They're guarantees. 446 00:20:32,230 --> 00:20:35,490 STEVEN: I remember like, look, look. 447 00:20:35,490 --> 00:20:39,640 When I was, you know, when me and my girl go broke up, 448 00:20:39,640 --> 00:20:43,710 OK, I-- I had to hop back on the horse, too. 449 00:20:43,710 --> 00:20:45,650 So what I did is, I sent out like, 450 00:20:45,650 --> 00:20:47,980 all these text messages to girls that I knew. 451 00:20:47,980 --> 00:20:49,620 Sent out a bunch of text messages. 452 00:20:49,620 --> 00:20:51,920 I said, hey babe, I think you're really cute. 453 00:20:51,920 --> 00:20:54,100 And, like, you know, I think you should 454 00:20:54,100 --> 00:20:56,420 uh-- I think we should go on a date some time. 455 00:20:56,420 --> 00:20:57,530 I kind of fucked up, though. 456 00:20:57,530 --> 00:20:59,730 Because I didn't realize that it was a group message. 457 00:20:59,730 --> 00:21:02,600 So all of them saw that I sent it to one another. 458 00:21:02,600 --> 00:21:03,550 So I need to get laid. 459 00:21:03,550 --> 00:21:04,250 OK? 460 00:21:04,250 --> 00:21:05,480 Just like you, OK? 461 00:21:05,480 --> 00:21:07,990 I have, like, 30 girls that won't talk to me now. 462 00:21:07,990 --> 00:21:08,810 MARTIN: No shit. 463 00:21:08,810 --> 00:21:11,530 I bet that didn't work too well. 464 00:21:11,530 --> 00:21:14,480 MARTIN: Yeah, better than your fucking bong rips, bitch. 465 00:21:14,480 --> 00:21:16,420 -Oh, you're missing out on my bong rips, bitch. 466 00:21:16,420 --> 00:21:18,360 STEVEN: All right, let me hit that. 467 00:21:18,360 --> 00:21:21,550 -Take some, brother. 468 00:21:21,550 --> 00:21:24,300 -All right, if I'm going out, I'm shaving, too. 469 00:21:24,300 --> 00:21:25,730 -Dude, don't give the crazy man the razors. 470 00:21:25,730 --> 00:21:27,660 Come on, man. 471 00:21:27,660 --> 00:21:28,710 Chicks love the hair, man. 472 00:21:28,710 --> 00:21:31,240 They'll love your facial hair. 473 00:21:31,240 --> 00:21:33,040 -You don't have the cute baby face that I've got, man. 474 00:21:33,040 --> 00:21:33,740 -I'm shaving. 475 00:21:33,740 --> 00:21:35,390 -We gotta get going. 476 00:21:35,390 --> 00:21:36,790 -I'm shaving. 477 00:21:36,790 --> 00:21:40,510 -Joey's looking all swag and shit. 478 00:21:40,510 --> 00:21:42,670 He has something to say. 479 00:21:42,670 --> 00:21:44,950 -OK-- OK, I'll say it. 480 00:21:44,950 --> 00:21:48,160 Um-- fine. 481 00:21:48,160 --> 00:21:50,590 This-- it might actually be a good time. 482 00:21:50,590 --> 00:21:55,970 I'm going to-- I've decided that Martin might be right, and-- 483 00:21:55,970 --> 00:21:57,400 MARTIN: Might be ready, are you kidding me? 484 00:21:57,400 --> 00:21:58,750 Come on, dude. 485 00:22:01,840 --> 00:22:03,130 JOEY: You haven't always been right-- 486 00:22:03,130 --> 00:22:04,450 -You tell him I'm always right. 487 00:22:04,450 --> 00:22:05,420 You might be right? 488 00:22:05,420 --> 00:22:06,840 Come on, Joey. 489 00:22:06,840 --> 00:22:08,070 -So I don't know, I snazzed up. 490 00:22:08,070 --> 00:22:12,570 And maybe, you know, meet some people, hang out. 491 00:22:12,570 --> 00:22:13,830 Be fun, right? 492 00:22:13,830 --> 00:22:15,260 Fun, it's going to be fun. 493 00:22:15,260 --> 00:22:16,500 It's going to be fun. 494 00:22:16,500 --> 00:22:19,650 STEVEN: And you're gonna? 495 00:22:19,650 --> 00:22:21,320 -I'm going to talk to some girls-- 496 00:22:21,320 --> 00:22:25,470 MARTIN: Your boy's gonna get his dick wet, get his dick wet. 497 00:22:25,470 --> 00:22:26,760 -Ow. 498 00:22:26,760 --> 00:22:28,900 Martin literally just smashed my penis. 499 00:22:28,900 --> 00:22:32,540 So I don't know how wet it's going to get, now. 500 00:22:32,540 --> 00:22:36,810 STEVEN: Wet with your own blood. 501 00:22:36,810 --> 00:22:37,830 -Let's go, though. 502 00:22:37,830 --> 00:22:38,990 It will be fun. 503 00:22:38,990 --> 00:22:42,340 -Boys ready to have your minds blown? 504 00:22:42,340 --> 00:22:43,800 -What's the saxophone, where-- 505 00:22:43,800 --> 00:22:45,600 -Come on. STEVEN: Where's the music, bro? 506 00:22:45,600 --> 00:22:47,490 MARTIN: Let's go. 507 00:22:47,490 --> 00:22:49,820 Let's go. 508 00:22:49,820 --> 00:22:50,800 All right. 509 00:22:50,800 --> 00:22:51,560 -What's up? 510 00:22:51,560 --> 00:22:52,260 -How you doing, man? 511 00:22:52,260 --> 00:22:53,240 Good to see you. 512 00:22:53,240 --> 00:22:54,700 Where is everybody? 513 00:22:54,700 --> 00:22:57,140 -I don't know. 514 00:22:57,140 --> 00:22:58,550 -It's all right. 515 00:22:58,550 --> 00:23:01,550 Do you have any weed? 516 00:23:05,050 --> 00:23:06,050 -Dude, what the fuck is this? 517 00:23:06,050 --> 00:23:09,110 Martin, what the fuck? 518 00:23:09,110 --> 00:23:10,720 -Nah, it's good, it's good. 519 00:23:10,720 --> 00:23:11,420 Listen dude-- 520 00:23:11,420 --> 00:23:12,700 JOEY: There's like four people here. 521 00:23:12,700 --> 00:23:14,160 -Dude, I've got three chicks coming. 522 00:23:14,160 --> 00:23:14,780 Come on, come on, come on. Let's go. 523 00:23:14,780 --> 00:23:18,690 Joey, come on, Stevie. come on. 524 00:23:18,690 --> 00:23:21,820 STEVEN: Hey, so I'm making this video for my buddy, 525 00:23:21,820 --> 00:23:23,550 my buddy Joey. 526 00:23:23,550 --> 00:23:26,150 His girlfriend cheated on him, and so we're 527 00:23:26,150 --> 00:23:27,370 going to give this video to her-- 528 00:23:27,370 --> 00:23:28,070 -Joey? 529 00:23:28,070 --> 00:23:29,030 Who's Joey? 530 00:23:29,030 --> 00:23:30,000 Is that Joey? 531 00:23:30,000 --> 00:23:31,930 She cheated on him? 532 00:23:31,930 --> 00:23:32,900 -No way. 533 00:23:32,900 --> 00:23:35,740 STEVEN: All right, so I want to record something 534 00:23:35,740 --> 00:23:38,170 of people saying something to her. 535 00:23:38,170 --> 00:23:38,870 -Fuck you, Jennifer. 536 00:23:38,870 --> 00:23:40,030 Fuck you. 537 00:23:40,030 --> 00:23:42,440 Joey's my man tonight. 538 00:23:42,440 --> 00:23:45,340 -Um, I thought we agreed I had dibs? 539 00:23:45,340 --> 00:23:46,300 -Oh, OK. 540 00:23:46,300 --> 00:23:47,770 -No, no, no. 541 00:23:47,770 --> 00:23:49,630 STEVEN: All right, thanks. 542 00:23:49,630 --> 00:23:53,050 OFFSCREEN: Fuck Jennifer. 543 00:23:53,050 --> 00:23:54,520 -Fuck that ho. 544 00:23:54,520 --> 00:23:57,450 -Fuck Jennifer. 545 00:23:57,450 --> 00:24:01,280 -Dude, that little cunt-- 546 00:24:01,280 --> 00:24:03,040 -Fucking bitch. 547 00:24:03,040 --> 00:24:04,390 -Who the fuck is Jennifer? 548 00:24:04,390 --> 00:24:05,090 -Fuck you, Jennifer. 549 00:24:05,090 --> 00:24:06,740 You're a goddamn slut. 550 00:24:06,740 --> 00:24:08,410 -Dude, you already know how I feel about Jennifer, 551 00:24:08,410 --> 00:24:10,110 get that shit out of my face. 552 00:24:10,110 --> 00:24:11,340 STEVEN: Say fuck you Jennifer. 553 00:24:11,340 --> 00:24:14,350 Say fuck you Jennifer. 554 00:24:14,350 --> 00:24:15,080 -Fuck you Jennifer. 555 00:24:20,080 --> 00:24:20,780 -Joey, Joey, Joey. 556 00:24:20,780 --> 00:24:21,510 Hannah, hey. 557 00:24:21,510 --> 00:24:25,480 Hannah, Hannah, Hannah, Hannah 558 00:24:25,480 --> 00:24:30,600 STEVEN: Are you going to drink that, bro? 559 00:24:30,600 --> 00:24:31,580 -Joey, Joey. 560 00:24:34,830 --> 00:24:35,530 Come here. 561 00:24:35,530 --> 00:24:37,190 Hannah, I want to introduce you to--this is Joey. 562 00:24:37,190 --> 00:24:38,070 Joey, this is Hannah. -Hi. 563 00:24:41,050 --> 00:24:42,260 Nice to meet you. 564 00:24:42,260 --> 00:24:43,620 STEVEN: You guys, you guys. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 565 00:24:43,620 --> 00:24:44,480 Hey, hey, hey. 566 00:24:44,480 --> 00:24:48,560 Can you guys, can you guys like scoot together for me? 567 00:24:48,560 --> 00:24:49,260 -Hey. 568 00:24:49,260 --> 00:24:54,560 STEVEN: I am making a video for his ex-girlfriend, Jennifer. 569 00:24:54,560 --> 00:24:57,270 Who cheated on him. 570 00:24:57,270 --> 00:25:01,010 And we're giving a video to her and she's 571 00:25:01,010 --> 00:25:02,830 going to be like, watching this. 572 00:25:02,830 --> 00:25:04,420 And can you say something to her for us? 573 00:25:04,420 --> 00:25:05,650 -You are fucking terrible. -Fuck that shit. 574 00:25:05,650 --> 00:25:06,350 -No. 575 00:25:06,350 --> 00:25:07,380 -That is not cool. 576 00:25:07,380 --> 00:25:09,290 That is-- 577 00:25:09,290 --> 00:25:11,140 STEVEN: And you are fucking cute. 578 00:25:11,140 --> 00:25:13,900 You are cute. 579 00:25:13,900 --> 00:25:19,670 [GLASS BREAKING] 580 00:25:19,670 --> 00:25:21,760 STEVEN: Marty, Marty, are these the three 581 00:25:21,760 --> 00:25:24,640 girls you were talking about? -Of course, are you kidding me? 582 00:25:24,640 --> 00:25:25,580 Hannah, Joey. 583 00:25:25,580 --> 00:25:28,320 STEVEN: Hey, Joey. 584 00:25:28,320 --> 00:25:31,220 go talk to her. 585 00:25:31,220 --> 00:25:35,180 Go talk to her. 586 00:25:35,180 --> 00:25:37,340 -He needs some womanly advice. 587 00:25:37,340 --> 00:25:39,420 He needs some womanly advice. -Well, I've got plenty of it. 588 00:25:39,420 --> 00:25:43,080 -Oh, come here, come here. 589 00:25:43,080 --> 00:25:44,270 -Go, go talk. 590 00:25:49,240 --> 00:25:52,340 MARTIN: Careful Joey, I'm going to come 591 00:25:52,340 --> 00:25:53,340 in here with these two ladies. 592 00:25:53,340 --> 00:25:54,340 STEVEN: What, no, no, no, hey. 593 00:25:57,540 --> 00:25:59,230 Marty, Marty. 594 00:25:59,230 --> 00:26:03,130 -My girlfriend broke up with me, too. 595 00:26:03,130 --> 00:26:07,740 It was awful, I was so good to her. 596 00:26:07,740 --> 00:26:09,700 I need some attention. 597 00:26:16,560 --> 00:26:17,300 STEVEN: Hey, bro. 598 00:26:17,300 --> 00:26:21,990 Marty, Marty, Marty, hey Martin, you fuck head. 599 00:26:21,990 --> 00:26:23,600 Something is going on outside with Joey. 600 00:26:29,400 --> 00:26:30,100 Hey what the fuck? 601 00:26:36,690 --> 00:26:46,900 [ALL YELLING] 602 00:26:46,900 --> 00:26:48,000 STEVEN: Get off him, get off him. 603 00:26:53,140 --> 00:26:53,840 -What? 604 00:26:53,840 --> 00:26:54,540 What? 605 00:26:54,540 --> 00:26:55,240 What? 606 00:26:55,240 --> 00:26:57,850 STEVEN: Get out here. 607 00:27:05,650 --> 00:27:08,170 STEVEN: Dude, my hand is all fucked up. 608 00:27:08,170 --> 00:27:09,110 Fucked up, Joey. 609 00:27:11,680 --> 00:27:12,620 Say something. 610 00:27:12,620 --> 00:27:13,320 -Fuck you. 611 00:27:16,320 --> 00:27:17,900 -What's his name? 612 00:27:17,900 --> 00:27:18,680 -Joey, Joey. 613 00:27:18,680 --> 00:27:19,970 Did you see how I hit that dude? 614 00:27:19,970 --> 00:27:21,100 -You hit Joey? 615 00:27:21,100 --> 00:27:24,010 STEVEN: No, no, I didn't hit Joey. 616 00:27:24,010 --> 00:27:25,690 OFFSCREEN: Who did you hit? 617 00:27:25,690 --> 00:27:27,750 STEVEN: That one dude. 618 00:27:27,750 --> 00:27:28,450 -Wait. 619 00:27:28,450 --> 00:27:30,610 Let me see-- I'm so sorry, let me see your eye. 620 00:27:30,610 --> 00:27:31,990 JOEY: It's OK, I'm OK. 621 00:27:31,990 --> 00:27:33,720 No, I'm OK, Hey. 622 00:27:33,720 --> 00:27:35,460 I'm OK, I'm OK. 623 00:27:35,460 --> 00:27:36,160 Really, no. 624 00:27:36,160 --> 00:27:38,460 I'm OK. 625 00:27:38,460 --> 00:27:40,990 Yeah, I'm going to go clean it up myself. 626 00:27:40,990 --> 00:27:43,440 I'll be right back. 627 00:27:43,440 --> 00:27:44,910 STEVEN: Hey, where you going? 628 00:27:44,910 --> 00:27:46,700 JOEY: I'm just going to clean up my face, man. 629 00:27:46,700 --> 00:27:47,600 STEVEN: What the fuck, bro? 630 00:27:47,600 --> 00:27:49,000 JOEY: I'll leave-- I'll be back. 631 00:27:49,000 --> 00:27:50,470 I'll be right back. 632 00:28:08,700 --> 00:28:11,010 You see, Jen? 633 00:28:11,010 --> 00:28:12,870 I don't cheat on you. 634 00:28:12,870 --> 00:28:16,770 I'm not that kind of guy. 635 00:28:16,770 --> 00:28:18,670 I could have cheated on you so many times tonight. 636 00:28:18,670 --> 00:28:19,840 I could have cheated on you right-- 637 00:28:19,840 --> 00:28:22,100 I could have cheated on you right there. 638 00:28:22,100 --> 00:28:23,690 But I don't. 639 00:28:23,690 --> 00:28:24,960 I don't. 640 00:28:24,960 --> 00:28:26,300 Because I'm not that kind of guy. 641 00:28:26,300 --> 00:28:28,610 But you-- you're that kind of fucking girl. 642 00:28:31,890 --> 00:28:34,190 And you know, I'm going to come down. 643 00:28:34,190 --> 00:28:37,110 No more fucking pit stops with these fucking idiots. 644 00:28:37,110 --> 00:28:38,350 I'm going to come down, and I'm going 645 00:28:38,350 --> 00:28:41,280 to fucking prove to the whole goddamn world 646 00:28:41,280 --> 00:28:42,480 that you are a fucking whore. 647 00:28:42,480 --> 00:28:47,620 I'm coming for you, Jennifer. 648 00:28:50,990 --> 00:28:55,270 And I'm going to show the world who you are. 649 00:28:55,270 --> 00:28:55,970 JOEY: Hey, Mom. 650 00:28:55,970 --> 00:28:56,670 -Hey, Joey. 651 00:28:56,670 --> 00:28:57,430 Hi. 652 00:28:57,430 --> 00:28:58,350 -Hey, I just wanted to call and let 653 00:28:58,350 --> 00:29:00,080 you know that I'm going to be home in a couple days. 654 00:29:00,080 --> 00:29:03,000 -Whoa, what happened to your face? 655 00:29:03,000 --> 00:29:05,530 It looks like it's all bruised-- -Oh, I-- Mom, it's nothing, Mom. 656 00:29:05,530 --> 00:29:07,660 It's just um-- it's nothing. 657 00:29:07,660 --> 00:29:10,110 It's just, it's nothing at all. 658 00:29:10,110 --> 00:29:11,040 Don't worry. 659 00:29:11,040 --> 00:29:11,990 -No, there's-- 660 00:29:11,990 --> 00:29:12,790 -Hey, Aunt Grace. 661 00:29:12,790 --> 00:29:13,490 -Hey, Steven. 662 00:29:13,490 --> 00:29:14,490 -Yeah, no. 663 00:29:14,490 --> 00:29:15,390 He got punched in the face. 664 00:29:15,390 --> 00:29:16,730 -Hey, shut up, Steve. 665 00:29:16,730 --> 00:29:17,930 -You got punched in the face? -No, Mom. 666 00:29:17,930 --> 00:29:18,250 Mom, it's just a misunderstanding. 667 00:29:18,250 --> 00:29:19,130 -Who punched you in the face? 668 00:29:19,130 --> 00:29:20,330 -It was nothing, it was no big deal. 669 00:29:20,330 --> 00:29:21,680 -He got punched right in the face. 670 00:29:21,680 --> 00:29:24,710 -Steve, shut up. -Did you go to the hospital? 671 00:29:24,710 --> 00:29:25,900 I mean, are you OK? 672 00:29:25,900 --> 00:29:27,230 -No, I don't need to go to the hospital. 673 00:29:27,230 --> 00:29:28,190 -He's already been to the hospital this week. 674 00:29:28,190 --> 00:29:28,890 -Steve. 675 00:29:31,700 --> 00:29:32,400 Steve, fuck off. 676 00:29:32,400 --> 00:29:33,210 STEVEN: Dude. 677 00:29:33,210 --> 00:29:34,690 Man, fuck you, dude. 678 00:29:34,690 --> 00:29:40,230 You're like a little, fucking, whiny bitch. 679 00:29:40,230 --> 00:29:42,110 [DOOR SLAMS] 680 00:29:42,110 --> 00:29:43,020 -Sorry, Mom. 681 00:29:43,020 --> 00:29:44,570 -Is everything OK? -Yeah, I'm sorry Mom. 682 00:29:44,570 --> 00:29:48,600 It's just-- Steve has been driving me crazy. 683 00:29:48,600 --> 00:29:50,980 I-- I was supposed to take a plane, originally, you know. 684 00:29:50,980 --> 00:29:51,680 -Yeah. 685 00:29:51,680 --> 00:29:55,220 -And then decided to go on this stupid road trip. 686 00:29:55,220 --> 00:29:57,100 And they've been taking all these pit stops, 687 00:29:57,100 --> 00:29:59,350 and I just want to get home. I just want to get home. 688 00:29:59,350 --> 00:30:01,490 -Yeah, uh-- I just want you to get home, too. 689 00:30:01,490 --> 00:30:02,190 I miss you. 690 00:30:05,130 --> 00:30:07,720 So uh-- 691 00:30:07,720 --> 00:30:09,710 -Jennifer's been acting weird-- 692 00:30:09,710 --> 00:30:10,810 -Yeah, she is? 693 00:30:10,810 --> 00:30:11,510 -Mm-hmm. 694 00:30:11,510 --> 00:30:12,940 -I was just going to ask you about her. 695 00:30:12,940 --> 00:30:14,700 Like, uh-- what's up with her? 696 00:30:14,700 --> 00:30:16,380 -She's been weird, Mom. 697 00:30:16,380 --> 00:30:17,480 I don't know. 698 00:30:17,480 --> 00:30:20,520 I just-- she's been acting really-- I don't know. 699 00:30:20,520 --> 00:30:23,530 -I'll tell you what the weird thing is, the weird thing is 700 00:30:23,530 --> 00:30:25,410 that you guys have been going out for, what? 701 00:30:25,410 --> 00:30:26,110 Two years now? 702 00:30:26,110 --> 00:30:28,660 And I've never met her. 703 00:30:28,660 --> 00:30:29,480 That is really weird. 704 00:30:29,480 --> 00:30:30,180 -Yeah, no. 705 00:30:30,180 --> 00:30:32,460 Mom, I, I I-- we've been through this already. 706 00:30:32,460 --> 00:30:35,070 I told you, like, you're never in the same place. 707 00:30:35,070 --> 00:30:39,430 She travels a lot, and you know, and you just-- you've never 708 00:30:39,430 --> 00:30:42,040 been in town when she's in town. 709 00:30:42,040 --> 00:30:42,990 -I accept all of that. 710 00:30:42,990 --> 00:30:45,950 But why can't we have a Skype conversation, 711 00:30:45,950 --> 00:30:47,890 like I'm having with you right now. 712 00:30:47,890 --> 00:30:49,350 That would solve all the problems. 713 00:30:49,350 --> 00:30:53,010 And I can finally meet her. 714 00:30:53,010 --> 00:30:55,060 -OK, you're going to-- I need-- soon. 715 00:30:55,060 --> 00:30:56,710 How about for your birthday? 716 00:30:56,710 --> 00:30:58,980 OK? 717 00:30:58,980 --> 00:31:01,150 -OK, a compromise. 718 00:31:01,150 --> 00:31:01,850 OK. 719 00:31:01,850 --> 00:31:04,200 It's just strange, that's all. 720 00:31:04,200 --> 00:31:05,780 You know that. 721 00:31:05,780 --> 00:31:06,480 -I know. 722 00:31:06,480 --> 00:31:11,130 OK, well, I've got to go. 723 00:31:11,130 --> 00:31:11,830 I gotta go-- 724 00:31:11,830 --> 00:31:14,370 -So, when will you-- when will you get home? 725 00:31:14,370 --> 00:31:16,400 -I'm going to be home, I'm going to be home in a couple days, 726 00:31:16,400 --> 00:31:17,930 I promise. 727 00:31:17,930 --> 00:31:20,800 I gotta go apologize to Steve. 728 00:31:20,800 --> 00:31:21,500 -OK. 729 00:31:21,500 --> 00:31:23,470 -I'll be home soon. 730 00:31:23,470 --> 00:31:24,170 -Call me, see? 731 00:31:24,170 --> 00:31:24,870 -I'll call you. 732 00:31:24,870 --> 00:31:27,390 -I love you. 733 00:31:27,390 --> 00:31:29,860 -I love you. 734 00:31:29,860 --> 00:31:30,640 Bye, Mom. 735 00:31:30,640 --> 00:31:31,340 -Bye. 736 00:31:53,080 --> 00:31:55,050 STEVEN: Hey, Martin. 737 00:31:55,050 --> 00:31:56,040 Martin. 738 00:31:56,040 --> 00:31:57,030 Martin. 739 00:31:57,030 --> 00:31:58,020 Martin. 740 00:31:58,020 --> 00:31:59,550 -Fuck, dude-- 741 00:31:59,550 --> 00:32:01,100 STEVEN: Marty, get up. 742 00:32:01,100 --> 00:32:03,050 -What? 743 00:32:03,050 --> 00:32:04,400 STEVEN: Dude, dude, dude-- 744 00:32:04,400 --> 00:32:05,230 -What? 745 00:32:05,230 --> 00:32:07,360 STEVEN: Joey's putting on make up in the bathroom. 746 00:32:07,360 --> 00:32:08,770 -Get the fuck out of here. 747 00:32:08,770 --> 00:32:11,420 STEVEN: He's putting on make up in the bathroom. 748 00:32:11,420 --> 00:32:14,420 -What the-- what do you mean he's putting on make up? 749 00:32:14,420 --> 00:32:16,020 STEVEN: He's covering up the bruise on his face, 750 00:32:16,020 --> 00:32:16,540 he's putting on make up. 751 00:32:16,540 --> 00:32:17,210 -Fuck you, he's putting on make up? 752 00:32:17,210 --> 00:32:18,260 STEVEN: Come look at this, shh. 753 00:32:18,260 --> 00:32:21,120 shh. 754 00:32:21,120 --> 00:32:22,070 Quiet, quiet, come on. 755 00:32:22,070 --> 00:32:22,770 Come on. 756 00:32:27,300 --> 00:32:28,000 Come on. 757 00:32:32,930 --> 00:32:35,650 Wait, wait wait. 758 00:32:35,650 --> 00:32:36,980 we gotta be like a Navy Seal. 759 00:32:44,630 --> 00:32:45,330 -What? 760 00:32:45,330 --> 00:32:46,450 MARTIN: Hey, pretty boy. 761 00:32:46,450 --> 00:32:47,150 You look good, man. 762 00:32:51,630 --> 00:32:52,380 -Whatever, guys. 763 00:32:52,380 --> 00:32:53,190 -No, hold on. Is that your shade? 764 00:32:53,190 --> 00:32:54,420 Dude, I don't think that's his shade. 765 00:32:54,420 --> 00:32:56,860 I don't think that fits your skin tone right, dude. 766 00:32:56,860 --> 00:32:57,830 JOEY: It looks fine. 767 00:32:57,830 --> 00:33:00,110 -Do you have any lip gloss? 768 00:33:00,110 --> 00:33:01,070 Get the dude some lip gloss. 769 00:33:01,070 --> 00:33:02,040 -Are you seriously making fun of me? 770 00:33:02,040 --> 00:33:02,840 -No, no, you look pretty, it's good. 771 00:33:02,840 --> 00:33:03,480 No. 772 00:33:03,480 --> 00:33:04,690 -Are you seriously making fun of me right now? 773 00:33:04,690 --> 00:33:05,390 -No, it looks good. 774 00:33:05,390 --> 00:33:06,630 Look at his face. 775 00:33:06,630 --> 00:33:09,610 Look how pretty he is, huh? 776 00:33:09,610 --> 00:33:11,060 STEVEN: We should get him a dress. 777 00:33:11,060 --> 00:33:12,460 -I had to cover it up, man. 778 00:33:12,460 --> 00:33:14,210 -Oh, is it-- is Jennifer a lesbian? 779 00:33:14,210 --> 00:33:15,520 Is that what's going on here? 780 00:33:15,520 --> 00:33:17,020 You want to prettier because she's a lesbian? 781 00:33:17,020 --> 00:33:17,510 Fuck. 782 00:33:17,510 --> 00:33:19,210 -I don't want Jennifer thinking I'm a psychopath. 783 00:33:19,210 --> 00:33:20,420 MARTIN: Shit. 784 00:33:20,420 --> 00:33:21,530 STEVEN: Looks good, Joey. 785 00:33:21,530 --> 00:33:22,230 -Yeah? 786 00:33:22,230 --> 00:33:22,970 STEVEN: Yeah, yeah. 787 00:33:22,970 --> 00:33:25,320 it wouldn't even look like you got punched in the face 788 00:33:25,320 --> 00:33:27,340 and fucked the fuck up. 789 00:33:27,340 --> 00:33:29,080 -So funny, you guys. 790 00:33:29,080 --> 00:33:30,010 You're so funny. 791 00:33:30,010 --> 00:33:32,780 So when are we going to see Jennifer, huh? 792 00:33:32,780 --> 00:33:33,480 What? 793 00:33:33,480 --> 00:33:34,180 Come on. 794 00:33:34,180 --> 00:33:34,980 MARTIN: Christ. 795 00:33:34,980 --> 00:33:36,010 JOEY: That's what we're doing. 796 00:33:36,010 --> 00:33:36,870 -Aren't we passed that? 797 00:33:36,870 --> 00:33:38,040 Come on, dude. 798 00:33:38,040 --> 00:33:38,740 JOEY: No, we're-- 799 00:33:38,740 --> 00:33:40,020 -Did you have a good time last night, 800 00:33:40,020 --> 00:33:42,280 got the shit kicked out of you, could have gotten laid, 801 00:33:42,280 --> 00:33:44,160 come on. 802 00:33:44,160 --> 00:33:45,970 What else do you want? 803 00:33:45,970 --> 00:33:46,890 -I did that for you guys. 804 00:33:46,890 --> 00:33:48,820 So I'm just hoping that you guys will do something for me, 805 00:33:48,820 --> 00:33:49,770 you know? MARTIN: Shit. 806 00:33:49,770 --> 00:33:52,980 Last night was all for you. 807 00:33:52,980 --> 00:33:54,090 It was all for you. 808 00:33:54,090 --> 00:33:56,280 JOEY: Come on, I did that-- I did that for you guys. 809 00:33:56,280 --> 00:33:57,760 -Dude, I can't go on a trip, OK? 810 00:33:57,760 --> 00:34:02,040 I have responsibilities, I have shit to do. 811 00:34:02,040 --> 00:34:04,240 JOEY: Smoking weed is not a responsibility, Martin. 812 00:34:04,240 --> 00:34:07,600 -Not your world. 813 00:34:07,600 --> 00:34:09,190 Come on, dude. 814 00:34:09,190 --> 00:34:10,690 Listen. 815 00:34:10,690 --> 00:34:12,690 Listen to me. 816 00:34:12,690 --> 00:34:17,820 We live in a world of technology, OK? 817 00:34:17,820 --> 00:34:19,130 We got phones and shit. 818 00:34:19,130 --> 00:34:20,590 Why don't you just call her? 819 00:34:20,590 --> 00:34:22,070 Call her. 820 00:34:22,070 --> 00:34:23,780 STEVEN: He's right, chicks dig when you call them. 821 00:34:23,780 --> 00:34:24,880 -Thank you. 822 00:34:24,880 --> 00:34:27,540 Just call her and deal with this shit, OK? 823 00:34:27,540 --> 00:34:28,530 JOEY: And say what? 824 00:34:28,530 --> 00:34:30,600 -Tell her how much you love her, and she'll tell you the same. 825 00:34:30,600 --> 00:34:31,940 And then it will all be OK. 826 00:34:31,940 --> 00:34:32,640 So, just call her. 827 00:34:32,640 --> 00:34:34,120 Instead of making this fucking trip. 828 00:34:34,120 --> 00:34:36,310 STEVEN: Hey dude, I'm getting one of these, like, you know, 829 00:34:36,310 --> 00:34:37,360 Spike Lee angles. 830 00:34:37,360 --> 00:34:41,940 -I'm getting a little tired 831 00:34:41,940 --> 00:34:43,120 -OK, calling her is not a bad idea. 832 00:34:43,120 --> 00:34:43,820 I'll call her. 833 00:34:43,820 --> 00:34:46,880 But I'm not-- I'm not going to call her from my phone, 834 00:34:46,880 --> 00:34:48,910 because if something is up, she's 835 00:34:48,910 --> 00:34:51,860 just going to avoid my phone call anyways. 836 00:34:51,860 --> 00:34:54,190 -What the fuck are you talking about? 837 00:34:54,190 --> 00:34:57,350 -If she sees it's me, then she's just 838 00:34:57,350 --> 00:34:58,580 going to put-- she's going to silence 839 00:34:58,580 --> 00:34:59,910 it anyways and not on answer it. 840 00:34:59,910 --> 00:35:00,610 -I don't-- dude. 841 00:35:00,610 --> 00:35:01,790 I don't fucking give-- give-- give 842 00:35:01,790 --> 00:35:03,390 him your-- give him this phone. Give him this phone. 843 00:35:03,390 --> 00:35:05,520 STEVEN: No way, I'm busy getting an Academy Award for this. 844 00:35:05,520 --> 00:35:06,220 -Jesus Christ. 845 00:35:06,220 --> 00:35:06,920 Here, use my phone. 846 00:35:06,920 --> 00:35:08,140 OK, call. 847 00:35:08,140 --> 00:35:09,220 STEVEN: I've got to film it. 848 00:35:09,220 --> 00:35:11,050 -She'll love you for it, dude. 849 00:35:11,050 --> 00:35:14,340 Just get this finished, man. STEVEN: The flip phone. 850 00:35:14,340 --> 00:35:16,940 I forgot you had the flip phone. 851 00:35:16,940 --> 00:35:18,170 -Don't fuck with my flip phone. 852 00:35:18,170 --> 00:35:19,340 STEVEN: Hey wait, hold on, hold on. 853 00:35:19,340 --> 00:35:21,020 I want to get a better angle. 854 00:35:21,020 --> 00:35:21,850 All right, Martin. 855 00:35:21,850 --> 00:35:24,110 Let's get a drum roll. 856 00:35:24,110 --> 00:35:26,990 Drum roll, please. 857 00:35:26,990 --> 00:35:28,090 MARTIN: Come on, make the call. 858 00:35:28,090 --> 00:35:30,130 STEVEN: He's going to call Jennifer. 859 00:35:30,130 --> 00:35:32,730 For all you watching at home. 860 00:35:32,730 --> 00:35:34,610 For Jennifer, when you're watching the video. 861 00:35:34,610 --> 00:35:37,350 -We should probably just-- I don't 862 00:35:37,350 --> 00:35:39,320 have to make the call, guys. STEVEN: Just call her. 863 00:35:39,320 --> 00:35:40,630 Come on, dude. 864 00:35:40,630 --> 00:35:42,490 cinematic gold. 865 00:35:42,490 --> 00:35:45,430 He confronts her on the phone. 866 00:35:45,430 --> 00:35:46,210 They talk. 867 00:35:46,210 --> 00:35:46,910 And then-- 868 00:35:46,910 --> 00:35:49,570 MARTIN: This is it, Joey, this is your reality show, OK? 869 00:35:49,570 --> 00:35:50,670 Come on. Make your call. 870 00:35:50,670 --> 00:35:51,840 STEVEN: In a world where Joey calls Jennifer-- 871 00:35:51,840 --> 00:35:52,540 -Shh. 872 00:35:52,540 --> 00:35:55,310 STEVEN: One man dares to call Jennifer, and his name is Joey. 873 00:35:55,310 --> 00:35:56,710 -I'm calling her now, I'm calling her now. 874 00:35:56,710 --> 00:35:59,090 I'm calling her right now. 875 00:35:59,090 --> 00:36:00,320 STEVEN: Rated PG-13. 876 00:36:00,320 --> 00:36:02,190 -Shh. 877 00:36:02,190 --> 00:36:04,060 [PHONE RINGING] 878 00:36:04,060 --> 00:36:04,940 STEVEN: Ooh, good. 879 00:36:04,940 --> 00:36:07,330 He knows about the speaker phone. 880 00:36:07,330 --> 00:36:09,210 JENNIFER: Hello? 881 00:36:09,210 --> 00:36:10,530 -Hey. 882 00:36:10,530 --> 00:36:14,450 STEVEN: She picked up, she picked up. 883 00:36:14,450 --> 00:36:15,410 JENNIFER: Hi. 884 00:36:15,410 --> 00:36:17,650 Who's this? 885 00:36:17,650 --> 00:36:18,340 -It's Joey. 886 00:36:18,340 --> 00:36:21,820 STEVEN: You called from 887 00:36:21,820 --> 00:36:23,650 how is she supposed to know? 888 00:36:23,650 --> 00:36:25,610 -It's Joey. 889 00:36:25,610 --> 00:36:26,300 Joey, Joey. 890 00:36:30,390 --> 00:36:31,830 JENNIFER: Joey. 891 00:36:31,830 --> 00:36:34,060 Why are you calling me? 892 00:36:38,330 --> 00:36:39,890 STEVEN: Why are you calling me? 893 00:36:39,890 --> 00:36:42,590 What the fuck is that? 894 00:36:42,590 --> 00:36:43,660 -That's what I'm saying, guys. 895 00:36:43,660 --> 00:36:44,320 STEVEN: You should have-- you should 896 00:36:44,320 --> 00:36:45,330 have let it play out more. 897 00:36:45,330 --> 00:36:47,460 Why did you hang up? 898 00:36:47,460 --> 00:36:48,160 -Oh my gosh-- 899 00:36:50,890 --> 00:36:52,790 [LAUGHTER] 900 00:36:52,790 --> 00:36:53,870 STEVEN: You forgot to hang up? 901 00:36:53,870 --> 00:36:54,970 MARTIN: Dude, just call her back. 902 00:36:54,970 --> 00:36:57,060 Come on, what was that? 903 00:36:57,060 --> 00:36:58,660 STEVEN: Oh my god. 904 00:36:58,660 --> 00:36:59,680 -I'm not calling her back. 905 00:37:03,290 --> 00:37:04,600 MARTIN: She didn't want to talk to you? 906 00:37:04,600 --> 00:37:07,170 What did you do? 907 00:37:07,170 --> 00:37:08,310 -What did I do is right. 908 00:37:08,310 --> 00:37:09,210 STEVEN: Oh, you know women. 909 00:37:09,210 --> 00:37:12,900 They always try to do it. MARTIN: Fuck this shit, man. 910 00:37:12,900 --> 00:37:13,680 Come on. 911 00:37:13,680 --> 00:37:16,340 Fuck her Are you kidding me? 912 00:37:16,340 --> 00:37:17,260 -Can we just-- 913 00:37:17,260 --> 00:37:18,630 MARTIN: It's one girl. 914 00:37:18,630 --> 00:37:20,030 How can you get so wrapped up on one girl? 915 00:37:20,030 --> 00:37:22,320 Come on, dude. 916 00:37:22,320 --> 00:37:26,480 STEVEN: What do you want to do, Joey? 917 00:37:26,480 --> 00:37:30,160 -Can you-- Can we please, just one road trip. 918 00:37:30,160 --> 00:37:32,790 One road trip down. 919 00:37:32,790 --> 00:37:34,540 STEVEN: Hold that thought. 920 00:37:34,540 --> 00:37:35,240 MARTIN: You still-- 921 00:37:35,240 --> 00:37:36,100 STEVEN: Wait, wait, wait. 922 00:37:36,100 --> 00:37:37,030 Hold that thought. 923 00:37:37,030 --> 00:37:38,550 I want to get the close up on Martin. 924 00:37:38,550 --> 00:37:40,560 -Yeah, you still want to fucking go, after that call? 925 00:37:40,560 --> 00:37:41,260 STEVEN: Ooh. 926 00:37:41,260 --> 00:37:43,040 -She acts like she ignores you on the phone, 927 00:37:43,040 --> 00:37:44,900 but you want to travel across country to see her? 928 00:37:44,900 --> 00:37:44,970 Come on. 929 00:37:44,970 --> 00:37:45,940 STEVEN: He wants to go to catch her-- 930 00:37:45,940 --> 00:37:46,200 -Come on, Joey. What the fuck is wrong with you? 931 00:37:46,200 --> 00:37:47,790 STEVEN: No, no, no, no. -What? 932 00:37:47,790 --> 00:37:49,910 STEVEN: He wants to go to catch her in the act, man. 933 00:37:49,910 --> 00:37:51,780 I can make you one of those executive little produpers, 934 00:37:51,780 --> 00:37:53,170 or something. -Come on, man Come on, dude. 935 00:37:53,170 --> 00:37:53,900 STEVEN: On this film. 936 00:37:53,900 --> 00:37:55,320 -Let's just hang out here in my town. 937 00:37:55,320 --> 00:37:56,420 Let's party a couple more nights. 938 00:37:56,420 --> 00:37:57,730 We'll have a good time. 939 00:37:57,730 --> 00:37:59,400 We don't need to do this, full up with this shit. 940 00:37:59,400 --> 00:38:00,920 Come on. 941 00:38:00,920 --> 00:38:01,620 Come on. 942 00:38:01,620 --> 00:38:04,930 Are you on my side, or what Steve? 943 00:38:04,930 --> 00:38:05,630 STEVEN: Joey? 944 00:38:05,630 --> 00:38:06,330 MARTIN: What? 945 00:38:06,330 --> 00:38:07,630 What are we doing? 946 00:38:07,630 --> 00:38:09,110 STEVEN: I don't know. 947 00:38:09,110 --> 00:38:10,880 I'm kind of down to go road tripping, man. 948 00:38:10,880 --> 00:38:11,580 MARTIN: Fuck you. 949 00:38:11,580 --> 00:38:12,870 -Look, look, look. 950 00:38:12,870 --> 00:38:14,250 That's why I told you, I shouldn't call. 951 00:38:14,250 --> 00:38:16,710 I shouldn't call because you've got 952 00:38:16,710 --> 00:38:17,690 to do these things in person. 953 00:38:17,690 --> 00:38:19,770 I've just got to like-- let's catch 954 00:38:19,770 --> 00:38:21,490 her, let's catch her in the act. 955 00:38:21,490 --> 00:38:22,270 So she looks stupid. 956 00:38:22,270 --> 00:38:24,010 Because I'm the one who looks stupid, now. 957 00:38:24,010 --> 00:38:26,290 Now this, now this-- we can-- Martin. 958 00:38:26,290 --> 00:38:26,990 Come on. 959 00:38:26,990 --> 00:38:28,840 We can make this movie, seriously. 960 00:38:28,840 --> 00:38:31,140 -Oh, all of a sudden, this shit's on me? 961 00:38:31,140 --> 00:38:32,310 -No, the movie's going to be good. 962 00:38:32,310 --> 00:38:33,550 I look stupid now. 963 00:38:33,550 --> 00:38:34,540 I don't want to look stupid. 964 00:38:34,540 --> 00:38:35,240 Come on. 965 00:38:35,240 --> 00:38:36,540 STEVEN: He doesn't want to look stupid. 966 00:38:36,540 --> 00:38:38,300 -For guys-- Martin, for guys fucking everywhere, 967 00:38:38,300 --> 00:38:39,340 let's go catch her in the act. 968 00:38:39,340 --> 00:38:40,440 -You owe me for this shit, Steve. 969 00:38:40,440 --> 00:38:42,080 You owe me for this shit. 970 00:38:42,080 --> 00:38:42,980 Let's go. 971 00:38:42,980 --> 00:38:43,960 Fuck, let's go? 972 00:38:43,960 --> 00:38:44,660 You want to do it? 973 00:38:44,660 --> 00:38:45,420 -We're going to do it? 974 00:38:45,420 --> 00:38:46,520 MARTIN: Fucking Christ. 975 00:38:46,520 --> 00:38:47,220 -Martin. 976 00:38:47,220 --> 00:38:48,290 MARTIN: Just get your shit. 977 00:38:48,290 --> 00:38:50,460 Let's go, come on. 978 00:38:50,460 --> 00:38:52,090 STEVEN: We gotta go. 979 00:38:52,090 --> 00:38:52,900 -Let's go. 980 00:38:59,970 --> 00:39:01,170 MARTIN: Fuck dude, I've got to stop. 981 00:39:01,170 --> 00:39:02,200 Guys, I've got to stop. 982 00:39:02,200 --> 00:39:02,900 JOEY: You're joking. 983 00:39:02,900 --> 00:39:03,710 Are you joking? 984 00:39:03,710 --> 00:39:04,640 -No, dude. 985 00:39:04,640 --> 00:39:05,570 No, no. 986 00:39:05,570 --> 00:39:06,790 I know this town-- 987 00:39:06,790 --> 00:39:08,530 -What are you talking about, we have to stop? 988 00:39:08,530 --> 00:39:09,990 We've been driving for like, an hour. 989 00:39:09,990 --> 00:39:11,720 MARTIN: No, there's-- this guy in this town I know-- 990 00:39:11,720 --> 00:39:13,120 JOEY: You don't know anybody in this town, 991 00:39:13,120 --> 00:39:14,600 there is nothing in this town. 992 00:39:14,600 --> 00:39:15,380 MARTIN: I do, dude. 993 00:39:15,380 --> 00:39:16,080 I'm telling you. 994 00:39:16,080 --> 00:39:17,160 Trust me on this, OK? 995 00:39:17,160 --> 00:39:17,860 Come on. 996 00:39:17,860 --> 00:39:18,720 -You don't know this town. 997 00:39:18,720 --> 00:39:20,090 MARTIN: Did you have fun last night, huh? 998 00:39:20,090 --> 00:39:20,850 Got your ass kicked-- 999 00:39:20,850 --> 00:39:22,120 -I got punched in the face last night. 1000 00:39:22,120 --> 00:39:23,820 That wasn't fun. -Well then, trust me. 1001 00:39:23,820 --> 00:39:25,030 STEVEN: You guys are fucking arguing 1002 00:39:25,030 --> 00:39:26,330 so goddamn much on this trip. 1003 00:39:26,330 --> 00:39:27,030 MARTIN: Fuck. 1004 00:39:27,030 --> 00:39:27,730 Listen. 1005 00:39:27,730 --> 00:39:28,640 I know this town. just-- 1006 00:39:28,640 --> 00:39:30,310 JOEY: Martin, you don't know anybody in this town. 1007 00:39:30,310 --> 00:39:31,490 Can we please just keep going? 1008 00:39:31,490 --> 00:39:32,010 I thought you were into this, man. 1009 00:39:32,010 --> 00:39:32,910 Come on-- 1010 00:39:32,910 --> 00:39:34,930 STEVEN: Hey Marty, why do you want to stop? 1011 00:39:34,930 --> 00:39:36,360 MARTIN: I just need a couple hours, listen. 1012 00:39:36,360 --> 00:39:37,440 We can hang out. 1013 00:39:37,440 --> 00:39:38,870 You want to catch a nap, we'll get a place. 1014 00:39:38,870 --> 00:39:39,840 It will be good, I'm telling you. 1015 00:39:39,840 --> 00:39:40,540 OK? 1016 00:39:40,540 --> 00:39:41,250 Don't worry about it. 1017 00:39:41,250 --> 00:39:42,060 STEVEN: Hey, you're just going to get 1018 00:39:42,060 --> 00:39:43,300 a drink or something, right? 1019 00:39:43,300 --> 00:39:44,280 MARTIN: It won't take long. 1020 00:39:44,280 --> 00:39:45,380 JOEY: What are you talking about? 1021 00:39:45,380 --> 00:39:47,400 What do you mean, a place? 1022 00:39:47,400 --> 00:39:48,670 MARTIN: I'm just going to get a drink. 1023 00:39:48,670 --> 00:39:50,260 JOEY: Martin, there is nothing in this town, 1024 00:39:50,260 --> 00:39:51,390 there is no where to stay. Let's just keep driving, man. 1025 00:39:51,390 --> 00:39:52,090 Come on. 1026 00:39:52,090 --> 00:39:53,240 Let's just keep driving. 1027 00:39:53,240 --> 00:39:55,370 MARTIN: No, I know a motel up here, dude. 1028 00:39:55,370 --> 00:39:56,770 JOEY: There's no motel up here. 1029 00:39:56,770 --> 00:39:59,330 MARTIN: No, there is, there is. Right here, right here. 1030 00:39:59,330 --> 00:40:00,600 STEVEN: You guys are being ridiculous. 1031 00:40:00,600 --> 00:40:01,770 MARTIN: Royal Hawaiian, right here. 1032 00:40:01,770 --> 00:40:04,110 That's the place, I stayed here. 1033 00:40:04,110 --> 00:40:06,860 JOEY: What are you talking about, man? 1034 00:40:06,860 --> 00:40:08,880 STEVEN: Oh crap, whoa dude. Drive a little better. 1035 00:40:11,740 --> 00:40:13,540 MARTIN: All right. 1036 00:40:13,540 --> 00:40:14,240 JOEY: This is-- 1037 00:40:14,240 --> 00:40:15,080 MARTIN: Here we are. 1038 00:40:15,080 --> 00:40:16,210 JOEY: This is like, condemned man. 1039 00:40:16,210 --> 00:40:19,360 This isn't even open. There is no way this is open. 1040 00:40:19,360 --> 00:40:21,460 Are you joking? 1041 00:40:21,460 --> 00:40:22,160 STEVEN: Oh shit. 1042 00:40:22,160 --> 00:40:22,960 Are the windows fucking busted out? 1043 00:40:22,960 --> 00:40:23,710 JOEY: Are you fucking joking me right now? 1044 00:40:23,710 --> 00:40:24,960 STEVEN: The door is open, dude. 1045 00:40:24,960 --> 00:40:26,310 I want to see this place. 1046 00:40:26,310 --> 00:40:28,160 [ALL TALKING AT ONCE] 1047 00:40:28,160 --> 00:40:29,260 STEVEN: I want to see this place. 1048 00:40:29,260 --> 00:40:31,200 JOEY: No, can we please just-- STEVEN: Hop right out. 1049 00:40:31,200 --> 00:40:33,070 MARTIN: They've got other rooms. STEVEN: Joey, hop out. 1050 00:40:33,070 --> 00:40:35,040 I want to see this place. 1051 00:40:35,040 --> 00:40:36,460 Let me out, let me out. 1052 00:40:36,460 --> 00:40:37,420 Joey, let me out. 1053 00:40:37,420 --> 00:40:38,370 -Are you serious right now? 1054 00:40:38,370 --> 00:40:39,470 STEVEN: Joey, fucking let me out. 1055 00:40:39,470 --> 00:40:43,480 JOEY: Steve, there's 1056 00:40:43,480 --> 00:40:44,180 on this thing, man. 1057 00:40:44,180 --> 00:40:46,060 STEVEN: Holy shit. 1058 00:40:46,060 --> 00:40:49,560 What the fuck? 1059 00:40:49,560 --> 00:40:52,100 Dude, there's fucking caution tape and shit. 1060 00:40:52,100 --> 00:40:52,800 Look at this shit. 1061 00:40:52,800 --> 00:40:56,430 The windows are fucking blown out. 1062 00:40:56,430 --> 00:40:57,500 JOEY: Dude, fuck this shit, man. Fuck this shit. 1063 00:40:57,500 --> 00:40:58,430 JOEY: Dude, fuck this shit, man. Fuck this shit. Fuck this shit. STEVEN: What? 1064 00:40:58,430 --> 00:40:58,680 Fuck this shit. STEVEN: What? 1065 00:40:58,680 --> 00:41:00,680 JOEY: There's fucking blood on the walls, look at the walls. 1066 00:41:00,680 --> 00:41:02,480 STEVEN: Holy shit. 1067 00:41:02,480 --> 00:41:03,330 Holy shit. 1068 00:41:03,330 --> 00:41:05,680 There's fucking blood on the wall, and everything, dude. 1069 00:41:05,680 --> 00:41:07,890 Oh my god. 1070 00:41:07,890 --> 00:41:08,610 What the fuck? 1071 00:41:11,210 --> 00:41:11,910 [SCREAM] 1072 00:41:11,910 --> 00:41:13,200 [MARTIN LAUGHING] 1073 00:41:13,200 --> 00:41:14,240 STEVEN: Holy shit, dude. 1074 00:41:14,240 --> 00:41:15,330 Not fucking cool. 1075 00:41:15,330 --> 00:41:17,030 MARTIN: What the fuck is wrong-- 1076 00:41:17,030 --> 00:41:18,940 STEVEN: Martin, what the fuck? 1077 00:41:18,940 --> 00:41:21,800 -Come on, dude. 1078 00:41:21,800 --> 00:41:24,290 This room is perfect, are you kidding me? 1079 00:41:24,290 --> 00:41:24,970 JOEY: No, you could get fucking murdered out here man. 1080 00:41:24,970 --> 00:41:26,170 Obviously someone has been murdered, 1081 00:41:26,170 --> 00:41:28,800 nobody fucking knows it. 1082 00:41:28,800 --> 00:41:30,900 If you scream out here, nobody-- 1083 00:41:30,900 --> 00:41:32,780 STEVEN: Hey, come talk with me, come talk with me. 1084 00:41:32,780 --> 00:41:34,110 JOEY: No, there's nothing out here, man, 1085 00:41:34,110 --> 00:41:36,430 STEVEN: Come talk with me this way, please. 1086 00:41:36,430 --> 00:41:38,630 Come on, walk this way. 1087 00:41:38,630 --> 00:41:39,830 JOEY: There is nothing out here. 1088 00:41:39,830 --> 00:41:41,500 STEVEN: Come on, dude. 1089 00:41:41,500 --> 00:41:43,870 It's a fucking crime scene, man. 1090 00:41:43,870 --> 00:41:44,800 This hotel is-- 1091 00:41:44,800 --> 00:41:45,970 STEVEN: They have other rooms, man. 1092 00:41:45,970 --> 00:41:48,370 Just let him like, chill, for like, a second, dude. 1093 00:41:48,370 --> 00:41:49,080 -Are you serious? 1094 00:41:49,080 --> 00:41:51,080 STEVEN: I want to get the sign, dude. 1095 00:41:51,080 --> 00:41:51,880 Come on. 1096 00:41:51,880 --> 00:41:53,450 Let's check this place out. 1097 00:41:53,450 --> 00:41:55,790 Holy Shit. 1098 00:41:55,790 --> 00:41:57,410 Royal Hawaiian Motel. 1099 00:41:57,410 --> 00:42:01,250 MARTIN: Hey, check this one out. 1100 00:42:01,250 --> 00:42:02,710 It's got a dead body in it. 1101 00:42:02,710 --> 00:42:04,880 STEVEN: Dude. 1102 00:42:04,880 --> 00:42:06,210 JOEY: This place is seriously condemned. 1103 00:42:06,210 --> 00:42:07,490 STEVEN: Hey Marty, come here. 1104 00:42:07,490 --> 00:42:08,370 Come here. 1105 00:42:08,370 --> 00:42:09,600 Get over here, now. 1106 00:42:12,500 --> 00:42:16,040 Get over here, dude. 1107 00:42:16,040 --> 00:42:18,110 Marty come here. 1108 00:42:18,110 --> 00:42:18,820 Hey, bro. 1109 00:42:18,820 --> 00:42:21,470 Do we really got to stay here, man? 1110 00:42:21,470 --> 00:42:22,840 -Dude, what's the problem, man? 1111 00:42:22,840 --> 00:42:23,540 Come on, let's go. 1112 00:42:23,540 --> 00:42:24,740 STEVEN: Hey, you're only going to be 1113 00:42:24,740 --> 00:42:26,090 gone for like couple minutes, right? 1114 00:42:26,090 --> 00:42:27,730 -Dude, just give me like, two hours. 1115 00:42:27,730 --> 00:42:28,700 STEVEN: Marty, come on, dude. -Two hours, two hours, Joey. 1116 00:42:28,700 --> 00:42:30,750 STEVEN: Marty, come on, dude. -Two hours, two hours, Joey. -Two hours, two hours, Joey. Come on, give it to me. 1117 00:42:30,750 --> 00:42:31,140 -Two hours, two hours, Joey. Come on, give it to me. 1118 00:42:31,140 --> 00:42:34,280 JOEY: Martin, I'm telling you, if we stay here, we're dead. 1119 00:42:34,280 --> 00:42:37,690 That all I'm-- if we stay here, we're dead. 1120 00:42:37,690 --> 00:42:38,990 -Steve, will you talk to this guy, huh? 1121 00:42:38,990 --> 00:42:40,560 STEVEN: Hey man, if he's only going to be like, 1122 00:42:40,560 --> 00:42:42,330 a couple hours, he's only going to be a couple hours, 1123 00:42:42,330 --> 00:42:44,020 and then we can leave, dude. -Then we can leave, dude. 1124 00:42:44,020 --> 00:42:45,510 STEVEN: Hey, this place creeps me out, too. 1125 00:42:45,510 --> 00:42:46,400 But come on. 1126 00:42:46,400 --> 00:42:47,550 -A couple hours. 1127 00:42:47,550 --> 00:42:48,300 Couple hours, Joey? 1128 00:42:48,300 --> 00:42:49,000 Joey's good. 1129 00:42:49,000 --> 00:42:50,310 A couple hours. 1130 00:42:50,310 --> 00:42:51,010 STEVEN: Hey Joey, 1131 00:42:51,010 --> 00:42:51,710 JOEY: No. 1132 00:42:51,710 --> 00:42:55,110 STEVEN: Joey, Joey, we're staying here, man. 1133 00:42:55,110 --> 00:42:58,920 MARTIN: See you later, brother. 1134 00:42:58,920 --> 00:43:01,380 MARTIN: I'm telling you man, I can get this thing to work. 1135 00:43:01,380 --> 00:43:03,920 It will work, I promise. 1136 00:43:03,920 --> 00:43:05,090 JOEY: The TV doesn't work and there 1137 00:43:05,090 --> 00:43:06,130 is one bed in here, Martin. 1138 00:43:06,130 --> 00:43:08,210 MARTIN: All right boys, are you all settled in? 1139 00:43:08,210 --> 00:43:10,140 JOEY: I don't even think this is a motel? 1140 00:43:10,140 --> 00:43:13,150 MARTIN: Relax Joey, Jesus. 1141 00:43:13,150 --> 00:43:15,420 STEVEN: Hey, hey, where-- where the fuck are you going, bro? 1142 00:43:15,420 --> 00:43:15,660 MARTIN: What are you going to do? 1143 00:43:15,660 --> 00:43:16,480 Are you going to film the whole thing? 1144 00:43:16,480 --> 00:43:18,710 I'll be back in twenty minutes. STEVEN: Where are you going? 1145 00:43:18,710 --> 00:43:20,170 MARTIN: Just settle down, relax. 1146 00:43:20,170 --> 00:43:22,080 STEVEN: Hey, pick me up some cigarettes, 1147 00:43:22,080 --> 00:43:22,980 pick me up some cigarettes. 1148 00:43:22,980 --> 00:43:27,960 pick me up some cigarettes. -We've literally been 1149 00:43:27,960 --> 00:43:28,810 -We've literally been 1150 00:43:28,810 --> 00:43:31,140 You realize that. 1151 00:43:31,140 --> 00:43:33,390 STEVEN: Dude, he said he'd be back in twenty minutes, 1152 00:43:33,390 --> 00:43:34,640 he's just getting something to drink. 1153 00:43:34,640 --> 00:43:38,320 -If we have to stop every hour, it's going to take a year-- 1154 00:43:38,320 --> 00:43:41,660 STEVEN: Well, at least, at least we have a place to stay, right? 1155 00:43:41,660 --> 00:43:43,560 -This is a place-- the picture is not even straight, man. 1156 00:43:43,560 --> 00:43:48,960 -This is a place-- the picture is not even straight, man. STEVEN: Hey, well, I 1157 00:43:48,960 --> 00:43:50,180 STEVEN: Hey, well, I 1158 00:43:54,780 --> 00:43:56,070 Dude, relax. 1159 00:43:56,070 --> 00:43:57,470 -The fucking clock doesn't even work, man. 1160 00:43:57,470 --> 00:43:58,700 The fucking TV doesn't work. 1161 00:43:58,700 --> 00:43:59,900 Nothing fucking works in this place. 1162 00:44:04,180 --> 00:44:05,430 -What's so fucking funny? 1163 00:44:05,430 --> 00:44:06,740 STEVEN: You, man. 1164 00:44:06,740 --> 00:44:07,540 You. 1165 00:44:07,540 --> 00:44:08,250 You're fucking-- seriously, you're 1166 00:44:08,250 --> 00:44:09,360 having like a little meltdown. 1167 00:44:09,360 --> 00:44:10,610 -It's not fucking funny. 1168 00:44:10,610 --> 00:44:12,760 Martin's been gone for like four hours. 1169 00:44:12,760 --> 00:44:13,850 STEVEN: So? 1170 00:44:13,850 --> 00:44:15,680 -So, we could have been driving for four fucking hours. 1171 00:44:15,680 --> 00:44:17,450 We could already be-- halfway be there. 1172 00:44:17,450 --> 00:44:18,740 STEVEN: Dude, seriously. 1173 00:44:18,740 --> 00:44:20,370 You are on some little, fucking like, Jen trip, 1174 00:44:20,370 --> 00:44:21,070 like, all the time. 1175 00:44:21,070 --> 00:44:23,260 Oh, Jennifer this, Jennifer that. 1176 00:44:23,260 --> 00:44:25,340 Like, dude, Martin's coming back. 1177 00:44:25,340 --> 00:44:27,360 He's doing us the service of driving us there. 1178 00:44:27,360 --> 00:44:28,850 Chill the fuck out. 1179 00:44:31,710 --> 00:44:33,310 -I'll chill the fuck out when Martin comes back. 1180 00:44:33,310 --> 00:44:33,690 How about that? 1181 00:44:33,690 --> 00:44:35,520 Why don't you give him a fucking call instead of-- stop 1182 00:44:35,520 --> 00:44:37,450 filming every goddamn moment. 1183 00:44:37,450 --> 00:44:39,840 STEVEN: Fine, I'll call him. 1184 00:44:39,840 --> 00:44:42,740 Joey's asleep. 1185 00:44:42,740 --> 00:44:43,770 Fucking Martin. 1186 00:44:43,770 --> 00:44:46,920 Why do you gotta take so fucking long? 1187 00:44:46,920 --> 00:44:47,620 Whoa. 1188 00:44:52,490 --> 00:44:54,410 -Ladies, come here, come here. 1189 00:44:54,410 --> 00:44:57,660 Oh, Chanel, come here. 1190 00:44:57,660 --> 00:44:59,170 I'm sorry. 1191 00:44:59,170 --> 00:45:00,640 I'm sorry. STEVEN: Hey, hey Joey. 1192 00:45:00,640 --> 00:45:01,500 Joey. 1193 00:45:01,500 --> 00:45:06,260 Joey, he brought some prostitutes. 1194 00:45:06,260 --> 00:45:07,090 MARTIN: They're for you. 1195 00:45:07,090 --> 00:45:07,790 Look at this, Joey. 1196 00:45:07,790 --> 00:45:09,450 Come here, this is Chanel. 1197 00:45:09,450 --> 00:45:13,110 And this, this here, this is Pixie. 1198 00:45:13,110 --> 00:45:14,500 -Your friend's crazy. You're really cute, though. 1199 00:45:14,500 --> 00:45:16,020 JOEY: What the fuck, Martin? 1200 00:45:16,020 --> 00:45:19,330 Why the fuck do you think I want this? 1201 00:45:19,330 --> 00:45:21,960 -Beautiful one, who do you want, Joey? 1202 00:45:21,960 --> 00:45:23,690 -I don't want either of them Martin. 1203 00:45:23,690 --> 00:45:26,110 What the fuck do you think I'd want this for? 1204 00:45:26,110 --> 00:45:27,770 -He's really mad. 1205 00:45:27,770 --> 00:45:28,470 -No, no. 1206 00:45:28,470 --> 00:45:30,000 It's OK. 1207 00:45:30,000 --> 00:45:31,260 It's OK. 1208 00:45:31,260 --> 00:45:32,620 Joey, look. 1209 00:45:32,620 --> 00:45:34,230 Look, Joey. 1210 00:45:34,230 --> 00:45:36,530 -That one's not even a fucking girl. 1211 00:45:36,530 --> 00:45:37,230 -Joey look, huh? 1212 00:45:37,230 --> 00:45:39,100 -I am. 1213 00:45:39,100 --> 00:45:39,950 -You like this, here? 1214 00:45:39,950 --> 00:45:41,420 JOEY: Why would you think I would want that? 1215 00:45:41,420 --> 00:45:42,220 -What do you like? 1216 00:45:42,220 --> 00:45:43,420 JOEY: What the fuck is your problem? 1217 00:45:47,100 --> 00:45:49,220 STEVEN: Hey, Joey, Joey, Joey-- 1218 00:45:49,220 --> 00:45:50,920 -Steve, are you seriously recording this right now? 1219 00:45:50,920 --> 00:45:52,080 STEVEN: Hold on-- 1220 00:45:52,080 --> 00:45:54,550 JOEY: What the-- shut it the fuck off. 1221 00:45:54,550 --> 00:45:55,250 STEVEN: Fucking dude. 1222 00:45:55,250 --> 00:45:57,370 You fucking turn the camera off again, 1223 00:45:57,370 --> 00:45:58,750 I'm going to fucking dick slap you. 1224 00:45:58,750 --> 00:46:01,310 Or, I'm going to have her dick slap you. 1225 00:46:01,310 --> 00:46:02,140 -Are you fucking serious? 1226 00:46:02,140 --> 00:46:03,740 Dude, we're not showing any of this to Jennifer. 1227 00:46:03,740 --> 00:46:05,720 So who the fuck cares? 1228 00:46:05,720 --> 00:46:08,580 STEVEN: What do you mean we're not showing this to Jennifer? 1229 00:46:08,580 --> 00:46:10,900 Hey, I'm just trying to make a good movie for you. 1230 00:46:10,900 --> 00:46:12,740 -An escort, not a prostitute. -Hey, relax. 1231 00:46:12,740 --> 00:46:14,050 Joey, Joey, Joey. 1232 00:46:14,050 --> 00:46:15,820 -Martin, don't fucking touch me, Martin. 1233 00:46:15,820 --> 00:46:17,590 Martin, I fucking hate you. 1234 00:46:17,590 --> 00:46:18,470 You are a piece of shit. 1235 00:46:18,470 --> 00:46:21,200 STEVEN: How are you guys doing? 1236 00:46:21,200 --> 00:46:23,450 -It's OK. 1237 00:46:23,450 --> 00:46:24,950 Martin, I'm sorry. -Get the fuck off me. 1238 00:46:24,950 --> 00:46:26,030 -Listen-- 1239 00:46:26,030 --> 00:46:30,260 -Martin, Martin, Martin, get the fuck off me, dude. 1240 00:46:30,260 --> 00:46:31,880 Do you-- stop. 1241 00:46:31,880 --> 00:46:33,070 -Relax. 1242 00:46:33,070 --> 00:46:34,590 -Martin-- STEVEN: Dude, chillax. 1243 00:46:34,590 --> 00:46:35,300 Chill out. 1244 00:46:35,300 --> 00:46:36,000 -Just relax. 1245 00:46:36,000 --> 00:46:36,870 -Fuck you. 1246 00:46:36,870 --> 00:46:37,740 -Joey-- ESCORT: God, he's so hot. 1247 00:46:37,740 --> 00:46:38,510 -What, see? 1248 00:46:38,510 --> 00:46:40,410 Look, she thinks you're hot. 1249 00:46:40,410 --> 00:46:42,160 She thinks you're hot. 1250 00:46:42,160 --> 00:46:43,180 Listen to me. 1251 00:46:43,180 --> 00:46:44,600 I'm not trying to fuck with you, man. 1252 00:46:44,600 --> 00:46:47,160 I'm trying to get you laid, that's all I just want to-- 1253 00:46:47,160 --> 00:46:50,430 STEVEN: You guys want to rape his face? 1254 00:46:50,430 --> 00:46:51,910 -I-- see the anger? 1255 00:46:51,910 --> 00:46:53,140 It's kind of hot. 1256 00:46:53,140 --> 00:46:53,840 -You see Chanel? 1257 00:46:53,840 --> 00:46:54,540 Chanel and Pixie? 1258 00:46:57,650 --> 00:46:58,950 -Martin, there is is absolutely nothing 1259 00:46:58,950 --> 00:47:00,940 that you can fucking do in this moment 1260 00:47:00,940 --> 00:47:02,310 that would piss me off more. 1261 00:47:08,620 --> 00:47:10,410 ESCORT: Wait, hold up. 1262 00:47:10,410 --> 00:47:11,200 Hold the fuck up. 1263 00:47:11,200 --> 00:47:12,780 Did I just hear, do you have money? 1264 00:47:12,780 --> 00:47:14,010 -No listen, you can fuck them though. 1265 00:47:14,010 --> 00:47:14,730 You can fuck them. 1266 00:47:14,730 --> 00:47:15,430 Just-- 1267 00:47:15,430 --> 00:47:17,150 ESCORT: You don't have any fucking money? 1268 00:47:17,150 --> 00:47:18,650 -You brought two fucking prostitutes, 1269 00:47:18,650 --> 00:47:19,910 and you want me to fucking pay them? 1270 00:47:19,910 --> 00:47:20,610 -No, I just-- 1271 00:47:20,610 --> 00:47:21,770 -Are you fucking serious right now? 1272 00:47:21,770 --> 00:47:24,320 Are you fucking serious? 1273 00:47:24,320 --> 00:47:27,160 -I'm just asking. 1274 00:47:27,160 --> 00:47:27,930 -Fuck you. 1275 00:47:27,930 --> 00:47:29,440 -Shit, dude. 1276 00:47:29,440 --> 00:47:30,570 Fuck this shit. 1277 00:47:30,570 --> 00:47:32,570 Hey, fuck you, Stevie. 1278 00:47:32,570 --> 00:47:34,640 STEVEN: What do you mean, fuck you? 1279 00:47:34,640 --> 00:47:38,130 -Where the fuck is my money? 1280 00:47:38,130 --> 00:47:39,080 Is this some real shit? 1281 00:47:39,080 --> 00:47:40,280 STEVEN: Hey, hey, dude. 1282 00:47:40,280 --> 00:47:42,520 Who's going to pay the prostitutes? 1283 00:47:42,520 --> 00:47:44,410 -I want my fucking money right now. 1284 00:47:49,120 --> 00:47:51,550 -I didn't fuck, so I'm OK. 1285 00:47:51,550 --> 00:47:53,040 That's some real shit. 1286 00:47:53,040 --> 00:47:54,640 Um, but your friend-- 1287 00:47:54,640 --> 00:47:55,980 -I'm going to go to the ATM. 1288 00:47:55,980 --> 00:47:57,140 I'll handle this. 1289 00:47:57,140 --> 00:47:57,840 -It's OK. 1290 00:47:57,840 --> 00:47:59,900 It's all good. 1291 00:47:59,900 --> 00:48:01,190 STEVEN: What about Martin, dude? 1292 00:48:01,190 --> 00:48:02,530 You gotta go talk-- 1293 00:48:02,530 --> 00:48:04,160 -Your friend Martin-- STEVEN: Go talk to Martin. 1294 00:48:04,160 --> 00:48:04,940 Be chill, dude. 1295 00:48:04,940 --> 00:48:05,210 Please. 1296 00:48:05,210 --> 00:48:06,590 -OK, guys, just chill out. I'll be right back. 1297 00:48:06,590 --> 00:48:13,460 I'm going to go talk to Martin. 1298 00:48:13,460 --> 00:48:15,180 STEVEN: So, what's up guys? 1299 00:48:15,180 --> 00:48:19,550 I'm making a video for his uh-- Joey, who's going to pay you-- 1300 00:48:19,550 --> 00:48:23,090 his uh, ex-girlfriend who cheated on him. 1301 00:48:23,090 --> 00:48:24,220 Can you guys say something to her? 1302 00:48:24,220 --> 00:48:25,240 -What? 1303 00:48:25,240 --> 00:48:26,760 STEVEN: Well, basically, like-- 1304 00:48:26,760 --> 00:48:28,230 -I'm sorry, I'm just so zoned out. 1305 00:48:28,230 --> 00:48:29,430 I'm just thinking about my money. 1306 00:48:29,430 --> 00:48:30,220 STEVEN: No, no, no, no. 1307 00:48:30,220 --> 00:48:32,870 Can you like, say something to her, though? 'Cause like-- 1308 00:48:32,870 --> 00:48:37,330 -My dick is way bigger than his. 1309 00:48:37,330 --> 00:48:39,240 -My dick's way bigger? 1310 00:48:39,240 --> 00:48:40,530 Oh shit. 1311 00:48:40,530 --> 00:48:43,010 Oh my god, that's right. 1312 00:48:43,010 --> 00:48:46,000 You-- 1313 00:48:46,000 --> 00:48:47,140 -Shh. 1314 00:48:47,140 --> 00:48:49,200 -I don't think your friend knows that. 1315 00:48:49,200 --> 00:48:51,820 STEVEN: I think Martin knows it. 1316 00:48:51,820 --> 00:48:55,800 -I don't think he does. 1317 00:48:55,800 --> 00:48:57,150 He loved it. 1318 00:48:57,150 --> 00:49:00,000 STEVEN: Hey, you're pretty cute, though. 1319 00:49:00,000 --> 00:49:00,700 -Yeah. 1320 00:49:00,700 --> 00:49:02,890 STEVEN: I was talking to her, but-- you already 1321 00:49:02,890 --> 00:49:04,780 slept with Martin, I don't homie hop. 1322 00:49:07,470 --> 00:49:08,500 -Two hours later. 1323 00:49:16,710 --> 00:49:19,310 STEVEN: Joey's coming back with your money. 1324 00:49:19,310 --> 00:49:22,110 -It seems like he's struggling to open the door. 1325 00:49:22,110 --> 00:49:24,720 STEVEN: Hey, dude, where's Martin? 1326 00:49:24,720 --> 00:49:25,420 -Uh-- 1327 00:49:25,420 --> 00:49:26,720 ESCORT: Probably fucking somebody else. 1328 00:49:28,900 --> 00:49:30,340 -Let me talk to you about that in a sec. 1329 00:49:30,340 --> 00:49:31,040 Here. 1330 00:49:34,010 --> 00:49:34,980 -Thank you. 1331 00:49:34,980 --> 00:49:42,740 STEVEN: Wait, you don't want to 1332 00:49:42,740 --> 00:49:44,210 -I'm good, man. 1333 00:49:47,630 --> 00:49:50,540 STEVEN: He's uh-- he's telling you to leave. 1334 00:49:50,540 --> 00:49:51,360 Call me. 1335 00:49:51,360 --> 00:49:52,440 -I'm not calling you. 1336 00:49:52,440 --> 00:49:53,200 I'm going to call him. 1337 00:49:53,200 --> 00:49:53,900 STEVEN: What? 1338 00:49:53,900 --> 00:49:57,650 Dude, you've got a prostitute that's going to call you. 1339 00:49:57,650 --> 00:49:59,140 -All right, all right. 1340 00:50:03,110 --> 00:50:04,610 ESCORT: I love you. 1341 00:50:04,610 --> 00:50:05,600 -Jesus Christ. 1342 00:50:05,600 --> 00:50:12,200 Um, all right, look. 1343 00:50:12,200 --> 00:50:14,250 Uh, Martin's pretty upset. 1344 00:50:14,250 --> 00:50:17,020 So he's just going to go back home. 1345 00:50:17,020 --> 00:50:20,820 And we gotta continue the venture ourselves. 1346 00:50:20,820 --> 00:50:22,590 STEVEN: Well, how the fuck are we going to get there? 1347 00:50:22,590 --> 00:50:24,210 -No, he's-- it's cool, man. 1348 00:50:24,210 --> 00:50:25,180 He gave me the car. 1349 00:50:25,180 --> 00:50:26,540 STEVEN: He let you borrow the car? 1350 00:50:26,540 --> 00:50:28,010 How did he get home? 1351 00:50:28,010 --> 00:50:28,800 -Took a cab. 1352 00:50:28,800 --> 00:50:30,200 It's fucking an hour a way, man. 1353 00:50:30,200 --> 00:50:31,400 Of course, he took a cab. 1354 00:50:31,400 --> 00:50:32,660 STEVEN: He took a cab for an hour? 1355 00:50:32,660 --> 00:50:34,080 -It's like-- 1356 00:50:34,080 --> 00:50:35,150 STEVEN: Martin has no money. 1357 00:50:35,150 --> 00:50:36,740 How did he afford that? 1358 00:50:36,740 --> 00:50:38,260 -I got some extra money out of the ATM. 1359 00:50:38,260 --> 00:50:39,860 He's back home. 1360 00:50:39,860 --> 00:50:40,670 Um-- 1361 00:50:40,670 --> 00:50:42,420 STEVEN: Dude, I've got to call him. 1362 00:50:42,420 --> 00:50:43,520 -Look, you don't got to call him. 1363 00:50:43,520 --> 00:50:45,120 He just needs to cool down. 1364 00:50:45,120 --> 00:50:46,750 We need to get back on the road right now. 1365 00:50:46,750 --> 00:50:47,450 STEVEN: Right now? 1366 00:50:47,450 --> 00:50:49,520 -Right now. 1367 00:50:49,520 --> 00:50:50,300 STEVEN: All right, man. 1368 00:50:50,300 --> 00:50:53,010 Fine. 1369 00:50:53,010 --> 00:50:54,900 Fucking Martin. 1370 00:50:54,900 --> 00:50:57,010 Hey dude, you sure Martin's OK with this? 1371 00:50:57,010 --> 00:50:58,330 -Martin is fine. 1372 00:50:58,330 --> 00:50:59,460 He gave me the car, man. 1373 00:50:59,460 --> 00:51:00,930 STEVEN: Yeah, but like, what the fuck, dude? 1374 00:51:00,930 --> 00:51:04,340 Like, how are we going to get the fucking car back to him? 1375 00:51:04,340 --> 00:51:05,970 -You just get the car back to him. 1376 00:51:05,970 --> 00:51:07,640 Why are you asking so many goddamn questions, man? 1377 00:51:07,640 --> 00:51:09,280 STEVEN: Because Martin's my friend. 1378 00:51:09,280 --> 00:51:12,350 -Martin gave me the car so that we could keep going. 1379 00:51:12,350 --> 00:51:14,070 Martin doesn't want to go. 1380 00:51:14,070 --> 00:51:15,170 We do. STEVEN: OK, it just doesn't-- 1381 00:51:15,170 --> 00:51:16,900 -Do you want to go? STEVEN: It just doesn't-- 1382 00:51:16,900 --> 00:51:18,340 -Do you want to fucking go? 1383 00:51:18,340 --> 00:51:19,930 STEVEN: Yes, I want to go. 1384 00:51:19,930 --> 00:51:21,920 Because I want to finish your little movie, bro. 1385 00:51:21,920 --> 00:51:25,110 But seriously, that does not sound like Martin to me. 1386 00:51:25,110 --> 00:51:28,340 OK, Martin is a selfish asshole, you know Martin. 1387 00:51:28,340 --> 00:51:29,040 OK? 1388 00:51:29,040 --> 00:51:31,510 Why the fuck would he let us borrow the car? 1389 00:51:31,510 --> 00:51:32,260 It's ridiculous. 1390 00:51:32,260 --> 00:51:34,250 And how are we supposed to get it back to him? 1391 00:51:37,730 --> 00:51:39,600 Seriously, man. 1392 00:51:39,600 --> 00:51:42,400 So fucked. 1393 00:51:42,400 --> 00:51:43,750 OK, can I just call him? 1394 00:51:43,750 --> 00:51:45,050 Can I use your phone? Can I call him, please? 1395 00:51:45,050 --> 00:51:45,750 -No. 1396 00:51:45,750 --> 00:51:47,950 You're not-- he said, don't call him. 1397 00:51:47,950 --> 00:51:49,970 He said, just leave him be for a little bit, 1398 00:51:49,970 --> 00:51:52,050 call him in a couple days, that's it. 1399 00:51:52,050 --> 00:51:53,240 STEVEN: Is he drunk, or something? 1400 00:51:53,240 --> 00:51:54,300 -No, he's not fucking drunk, OK? 1401 00:51:54,300 --> 00:51:57,230 He just wants to be left the fuck alone. 1402 00:51:57,230 --> 00:51:59,520 STEVEN: OK, seriously-- 1403 00:51:59,520 --> 00:52:00,940 -He just-- Steve. 1404 00:52:00,940 --> 00:52:03,920 He just wants to be left alone. And so fucking do I, right now. 1405 00:52:03,920 --> 00:52:05,440 Can you shut the goddamn camera off? 1406 00:52:05,440 --> 00:52:06,850 STEVEN: Fine. 1407 00:52:06,850 --> 00:52:07,590 Goddamn it. 1408 00:52:13,180 --> 00:52:15,220 STEVEN: Since Martin's not coming with us, man, 1409 00:52:15,220 --> 00:52:17,760 can we at least like give him a little shout out in the video, 1410 00:52:17,760 --> 00:52:19,380 or something? 1411 00:52:19,380 --> 00:52:21,620 Please? 1412 00:52:21,620 --> 00:52:23,150 Dude, I've known him since I was a little kid. 1413 00:52:23,150 --> 00:52:24,800 I know you don't fucking care about that shit, 1414 00:52:24,800 --> 00:52:27,690 but he's my close friend. 1415 00:52:27,690 --> 00:52:28,390 OK? 1416 00:52:28,390 --> 00:52:30,180 He's been like a fucking brother to me. 1417 00:52:30,180 --> 00:52:33,180 Can you at least give him like a little shout out? 1418 00:52:33,180 --> 00:52:34,030 -Yeah, fine. 1419 00:52:34,030 --> 00:52:34,720 Fuck you, Martin. 1420 00:52:34,720 --> 00:52:36,440 STEVEN: What do you mean, fuck you Martin? 1421 00:52:36,440 --> 00:52:38,530 He's letting us use the goddamn car. 1422 00:52:38,530 --> 00:52:39,510 -Who gives a shit? 1423 00:52:39,510 --> 00:52:41,700 We should have been there a couple days ago, man. 1424 00:52:41,700 --> 00:52:43,620 STEVEN: He's being really-- dude, you seriously, 1425 00:52:43,620 --> 00:52:45,540 you've got a fucking attitude. 1426 00:52:45,540 --> 00:52:47,460 -He's being really nice? He's being really fucking nice. 1427 00:52:47,460 --> 00:52:49,240 He got me punched in the fucking face, 1428 00:52:49,240 --> 00:52:52,110 he made me stay in a goddamn run-down motel, 1429 00:52:52,110 --> 00:52:54,830 he tried to make me sleep with a transvestite fucking hooker. 1430 00:52:54,830 --> 00:52:56,990 Are you kidding me? 1431 00:52:56,990 --> 00:52:58,530 STEVEN: Classic Martin, dude. 1432 00:53:00,990 --> 00:53:01,690 What? 1433 00:53:01,690 --> 00:53:02,970 Martin's hilarious. 1434 00:53:02,970 --> 00:53:04,210 Come on. 1435 00:53:04,210 --> 00:53:07,670 Seriously, he's been giving you gold on this fucking movie. 1436 00:53:07,670 --> 00:53:10,640 Jennifer is going to love this movie because of Martin. 1437 00:53:10,640 --> 00:53:11,340 OK? 1438 00:53:11,340 --> 00:53:13,990 Half of the shit that happened in this movie 1439 00:53:13,990 --> 00:53:21,790 wouldn't have happened if it wasn't for Martin. 1440 00:53:21,790 --> 00:53:23,110 Say something nice to him, please. 1441 00:53:30,190 --> 00:53:31,640 Be like, Martin, thank you for the car. 1442 00:53:31,640 --> 00:53:32,990 At least say that. 1443 00:53:35,800 --> 00:53:38,590 -Martin, thanks for an adventure. 1444 00:53:38,590 --> 00:53:41,840 Hope you're having fun, wherever the hell you are. 1445 00:53:41,840 --> 00:53:44,750 STEVEN: And say, thanks for the car. 1446 00:53:44,750 --> 00:53:46,750 -Thanks for the car. 1447 00:53:46,750 --> 00:53:47,520 -Yeah, Marty. 1448 00:53:56,540 --> 00:53:58,830 Hey, Joey. 1449 00:53:58,830 --> 00:54:01,590 Joey, can we pull over man? 1450 00:54:01,590 --> 00:54:03,510 It's starting to fucking smell in here. 1451 00:54:03,510 --> 00:54:06,150 Fucking I don't know if it's your BO, or my BO. 1452 00:54:06,150 --> 00:54:08,590 Or like, Martin took a dump in the back seat, or, something. 1453 00:54:08,590 --> 00:54:09,990 But like, it's starting to reek. 1454 00:54:09,990 --> 00:54:11,600 And I've got to take a piss. 1455 00:54:11,600 --> 00:54:12,300 And I'm hungry. 1456 00:54:12,300 --> 00:54:13,330 And I'm thirsty. 1457 00:54:13,330 --> 00:54:15,540 And I want to stop at a gas station, dude. 1458 00:54:19,210 --> 00:54:19,910 -No. 1459 00:54:19,910 --> 00:54:21,980 STEVEN: What do you mean, no? 1460 00:54:21,980 --> 00:54:23,010 -I mean no. 1461 00:54:25,820 --> 00:54:28,500 STEVEN: Dude, what do you mean no? 1462 00:54:28,500 --> 00:54:29,600 -What I said. 1463 00:54:29,600 --> 00:54:32,000 I mean no. 1464 00:54:32,000 --> 00:54:34,830 STEVEN: Why? 1465 00:54:34,830 --> 00:54:38,090 -Because we're getting to Jennifer. 1466 00:54:38,090 --> 00:54:40,890 STEVEN: Joey, Joey, it's your cousin Steven, Joey. 1467 00:54:40,890 --> 00:54:44,340 Joey, look at me, Joey. 1468 00:54:44,340 --> 00:54:45,410 Joey, please, Joey. 1469 00:54:49,770 --> 00:54:52,240 -We're not stopping. 1470 00:54:52,240 --> 00:54:55,740 STEVEN: Well, dude, I gotta take a fucking piss. 1471 00:54:55,740 --> 00:54:59,620 -Then you can pee out the window. 1472 00:54:59,620 --> 00:55:02,050 STEVEN: You're a fucking dick, man. 1473 00:55:05,440 --> 00:55:08,200 We're almost to Jennifer. 1474 00:55:08,200 --> 00:55:09,830 You got anything you want to say to Jennifer 1475 00:55:09,830 --> 00:55:10,980 before we get there, dude? 1476 00:55:10,980 --> 00:55:12,960 We're getting to the end of this little movie film here. 1477 00:55:16,780 --> 00:55:18,700 -Um-- 1478 00:55:18,700 --> 00:55:19,650 STEVEN: Come on. 1479 00:55:23,000 --> 00:55:24,740 -I'll see you soon, Jennifer. 1480 00:55:24,740 --> 00:55:27,180 STEVEN: Aww, that's cute, dude. 1481 00:55:27,180 --> 00:55:28,230 Do you think she's cheating? 1482 00:55:33,400 --> 00:55:34,810 -I hope not. 1483 00:55:34,810 --> 00:55:36,470 STEVEN: It's like, this whole movie, 1484 00:55:36,470 --> 00:55:38,150 he just had separation anxiety. 1485 00:55:42,610 --> 00:55:45,660 I'm excited to meet her, to be honest. 1486 00:55:45,660 --> 00:55:48,150 Give her a kiss. 1487 00:55:48,150 --> 00:55:49,380 -This is stupid. 1488 00:55:49,380 --> 00:55:52,090 STEVEN: Give her a kiss, come on. 1489 00:55:52,090 --> 00:55:53,130 Kiss the camera. 1490 00:55:53,130 --> 00:55:53,830 Kiss it. 1491 00:55:53,830 --> 00:55:54,790 Kiss it. 1492 00:56:01,550 --> 00:56:02,900 -Camera on? 1493 00:56:02,900 --> 00:56:04,890 STEVEN: Yeah, yeah, the camera's on, bro. 1494 00:56:04,890 --> 00:56:10,280 -All right, well, hey Jennifer. 1495 00:56:10,280 --> 00:56:12,230 Finally made it. 1496 00:56:12,230 --> 00:56:14,260 We are here, we're going right up to your place. 1497 00:56:14,260 --> 00:56:16,540 STEVEN: Wait, point again. 1498 00:56:16,540 --> 00:56:17,230 Is that it? 1499 00:56:20,200 --> 00:56:21,680 With the light on? 1500 00:56:21,680 --> 00:56:24,180 JOEY: That's the one, looks like she's home. 1501 00:56:30,140 --> 00:56:32,030 STEVEN: All right, so what's the plan? 1502 00:56:37,940 --> 00:56:40,710 -We should just stake it out, yeah. 1503 00:56:40,710 --> 00:56:42,030 Watch for a little bit, you know? 1504 00:56:48,150 --> 00:56:48,850 STEVEN: What? 1505 00:56:48,850 --> 00:56:51,460 We're staking it out? 1506 00:56:51,460 --> 00:56:54,280 -Yeah. 1507 00:56:54,280 --> 00:56:56,160 Yeah. 1508 00:56:56,160 --> 00:56:57,240 STEVEN: All right, man. 1509 00:56:57,240 --> 00:56:57,940 Cool. 1510 00:57:01,210 --> 00:57:04,840 We're doing a stake out. 1511 00:57:04,840 --> 00:57:07,410 Turn off the lights. 1512 00:57:07,410 --> 00:57:11,680 That's her house, we're filming her house. 1513 00:57:11,680 --> 00:57:14,340 JOEY: Who the hell's car just pulled up, man? 1514 00:57:14,340 --> 00:57:16,250 STEVEN: I don't know, man. 1515 00:57:16,250 --> 00:57:20,760 -That's not-- those aren't-- no, that's not her car. 1516 00:57:20,760 --> 00:57:23,580 STEVEN: Oh shit, there's a bug on the window. 1517 00:57:23,580 --> 00:57:24,280 JOEY: Steve. 1518 00:57:24,280 --> 00:57:26,770 This is fucking serious, dude. 1519 00:57:26,770 --> 00:57:28,550 I don't know who's car that is. 1520 00:57:28,550 --> 00:57:31,160 STEVEN: There's a bunch of cars driving by, dude. 1521 00:57:31,160 --> 00:57:31,860 JOEY: Fuck, dude. 1522 00:57:31,860 --> 00:57:33,620 This is the worst goddamn stake out ever. 1523 00:57:33,620 --> 00:57:34,530 What the fuck, man? 1524 00:57:38,150 --> 00:57:39,410 STEVEN: Hey, dude, dude, dude. 1525 00:57:39,410 --> 00:57:40,750 The lights just cut off on the house. 1526 00:57:40,750 --> 00:57:42,300 Hey bro, two people are just coming out 1527 00:57:42,300 --> 00:57:43,640 of the fucking house. 1528 00:57:43,640 --> 00:57:44,780 Looks like a guy and a girl. 1529 00:57:49,820 --> 00:57:52,660 -What the fuck, man? 1530 00:57:52,660 --> 00:57:54,160 I told you, Steve. 1531 00:57:54,160 --> 00:57:55,610 I fucking told you, man. 1532 00:57:55,610 --> 00:57:57,860 I just-- what the fuck? 1533 00:57:57,860 --> 00:57:59,330 STEVEN: Dude, I've got to get this on video. 1534 00:57:59,330 --> 00:58:00,330 I've got to get this on video. 1535 00:58:00,330 --> 00:58:01,760 JOEY: What the fuck. 1536 00:58:01,760 --> 00:58:03,470 What the fuck, man. 1537 00:58:03,470 --> 00:58:07,350 That's two fucking years, Jennifer. 1538 00:58:07,350 --> 00:58:09,480 Goddamn it. 1539 00:58:09,480 --> 00:58:11,080 STEVEN: Oh, shit. 1540 00:58:11,080 --> 00:58:12,690 Oh, shit. 1541 00:58:12,690 --> 00:58:15,440 JOEY: God fucking damn it. 1542 00:58:15,440 --> 00:58:16,610 Are you fucking laughing right now? 1543 00:58:16,610 --> 00:58:17,480 Are you serious? 1544 00:58:17,480 --> 00:58:18,620 Fuck you, Steve. 1545 00:58:18,620 --> 00:58:21,910 Are you serious? 1546 00:58:21,910 --> 00:58:24,440 STEVEN: I'm just getting cinematic gold, man. 1547 00:58:24,440 --> 00:58:28,070 -Put the fucking camera off, right now. 1548 00:58:28,070 --> 00:58:29,100 STEVEN: Hey, what are we doing? -You need to shut the fuck up. 1549 00:58:29,100 --> 00:58:31,380 STEVEN: Hey, what are we doing? -You need to shut the fuck up. -You need to shut the fuck up. Just be quiet, I'll tell you. 1550 00:58:31,380 --> 00:58:31,920 -You need to shut the fuck up. Just be quiet, I'll tell you. 1551 00:58:31,920 --> 00:58:34,080 Follow me. STEVEN: That's Jennifer's house. 1552 00:58:40,090 --> 00:58:43,200 Wait up, wait up. 1553 00:58:43,200 --> 00:58:43,900 [DOG BARKS] 1554 00:58:43,900 --> 00:58:46,700 STEVEN: They have a dog? 1555 00:58:46,700 --> 00:58:48,900 What are you doing? 1556 00:58:48,900 --> 00:58:50,320 I can't fucking jump up there. 1557 00:58:52,890 --> 00:58:54,190 -Just follow me, we're going to get in. 1558 00:58:57,390 --> 00:59:01,030 STEVEN: Holy fuck, oh shit. Shit, they're pulling up. 1559 00:59:04,470 --> 00:59:05,690 I'm going to get a good angle, dude. 1560 00:59:05,690 --> 00:59:08,970 JOEY: Steve, what are you doing? 1561 00:59:08,970 --> 00:59:09,170 JOEY: Steve, what are you doing? Steve. 1562 00:59:09,170 --> 00:59:09,670 Steve. 1563 00:59:14,140 --> 00:59:16,130 Steve, no. 1564 00:59:16,130 --> 00:59:19,120 STEVEN: They don't know me, I'm just going to walk right by. 1565 00:59:19,120 --> 00:59:22,610 They don't know me, I'm going to walk by. 1566 00:59:22,610 --> 00:59:24,110 I'm going to walk by. 1567 00:59:24,110 --> 00:59:26,340 They don't know me, I'm just going to walk by. 1568 00:59:26,340 --> 00:59:29,300 JOEY: Steve, no. 1569 00:59:29,300 --> 00:59:32,470 STEVEN: Hey, do you guys know what time it is? 1570 00:59:32,470 --> 00:59:34,770 Do you know what time it is? 1571 00:59:34,770 --> 00:59:38,250 -Uh, 7:47. 1572 00:59:38,250 --> 00:59:40,020 STEVEN: Thank you. 1573 00:59:40,020 --> 00:59:40,920 Sorry. 1574 00:59:40,920 --> 00:59:41,820 -It's OK. 1575 00:59:41,820 --> 00:59:43,420 STEVEN: My car is this way. 1576 00:59:53,420 --> 00:59:54,810 What the fuck? Chill out, chill out. 1577 00:59:58,890 --> 01:00:00,340 JOEY: Are you fucking serious? 1578 01:00:00,340 --> 01:00:02,480 STEVEN: Dude, dude, dude, come on. 1579 01:00:02,480 --> 01:00:04,910 They fucking saw me, I had to say something. 1580 01:00:04,910 --> 01:00:05,920 I have a fucking camera. 1581 01:00:05,920 --> 01:00:07,570 JOEY: You fucking walked past them 1582 01:00:07,570 --> 01:00:08,760 with a goddamn camera in you hand? 1583 01:00:08,760 --> 01:00:09,530 Are you serious, Steve? 1584 01:00:09,530 --> 01:00:11,460 STEVEN: I wanted to-- It's for your fucking movie. 1585 01:00:14,510 --> 01:00:15,710 Come talk with me in the car, dude. 1586 01:00:15,710 --> 01:00:17,070 -No, you sit your ass in the fucking car. 1587 01:00:17,070 --> 01:00:18,990 I'm going. 1588 01:00:18,990 --> 01:00:21,050 -So, what's the plan, dude? What are we going to fucking do? 1589 01:00:21,050 --> 01:00:22,310 -Stop-- we're not doing anything. 1590 01:00:22,310 --> 01:00:23,610 You're going to sit right fucking-- 1591 01:00:23,610 --> 01:00:25,420 -What do you mean I'm going to sit right fucking here? 1592 01:00:25,420 --> 01:00:26,520 -You're going to sit right here-- 1593 01:00:26,520 --> 01:00:27,590 -No, no, no, no, hey, look. 1594 01:00:27,590 --> 01:00:28,350 I can go into the trunk, I can get the flashlight-- 1595 01:00:28,350 --> 01:00:28,560 -No. 1596 01:00:28,560 --> 01:00:29,290 Steve. 1597 01:00:29,290 --> 01:00:31,030 You're not going into the goddamn trunk. 1598 01:00:31,030 --> 01:00:31,730 Steve, stop. 1599 01:00:31,730 --> 01:00:33,810 Do one thing for me. 1600 01:00:33,810 --> 01:00:34,610 Steve, please. 1601 01:00:34,610 --> 01:00:35,460 One goddamn thing for me, just sit-- 1602 01:00:35,460 --> 01:00:36,320 -But what are you going to do? 1603 01:00:36,320 --> 01:00:36,510 Are you going to go confront her? 1604 01:00:36,510 --> 01:00:37,210 Are you going to-- 1605 01:00:37,210 --> 01:00:38,920 -I'm going to confront her, I'm going to confront-- 1606 01:00:38,920 --> 01:00:39,720 -Can I go watch, please? 1607 01:00:39,720 --> 01:00:40,550 -No. 1608 01:00:40,550 --> 01:00:41,390 Well then, at least take the fucking camera-- 1609 01:00:41,390 --> 01:00:42,080 -No. 1610 01:00:42,080 --> 01:00:43,770 I don't want the fucking camera, Steve. 1611 01:00:43,770 --> 01:00:44,700 -Why do you not want the camera with you? 1612 01:00:44,700 --> 01:00:45,460 -I don't want the goddamn camera. 1613 01:00:45,460 --> 01:00:46,360 -What about the video? 1614 01:00:46,360 --> 01:00:47,770 -Steve, I just want you to do one thing 1615 01:00:47,770 --> 01:00:49,350 for me, one last goddamn thing. 1616 01:00:49,350 --> 01:00:50,780 Just fucking sit here, please. 1617 01:00:50,780 --> 01:00:52,180 -No, no, no, no, what about the video? 1618 01:00:52,180 --> 01:00:53,970 -I don't care. -What about the fucking video? 1619 01:00:53,970 --> 01:00:56,990 The whole fucking point of the trip was a goddamn video. 1620 01:01:01,750 --> 01:01:03,270 You fucking asshole. 1621 01:01:11,620 --> 01:01:15,430 Fuck. Fuck this, I'm going inside. 1622 01:01:21,170 --> 01:01:23,510 Oh, dude, fucking Joey left the trunk open? 1623 01:01:29,730 --> 01:01:30,430 Score. 1624 01:01:37,630 --> 01:01:38,330 Marty? 1625 01:01:47,220 --> 01:01:50,190 [CRYING] 1626 01:01:50,190 --> 01:01:51,520 STEVEN: Fuck, I'm sorry, bro. 1627 01:02:32,520 --> 01:02:52,480 [BREATHING HEAVY] 1628 01:02:52,480 --> 01:03:10,250 [DOOR SLAMS] 1629 01:03:10,250 --> 01:03:10,950 STEVEN: Joey? 1630 01:03:20,940 --> 01:03:22,090 Joey, why is Martin in the trunk? 1631 01:03:22,090 --> 01:03:31,450 Joey, if you don't come out, I'm 1632 01:03:41,460 --> 01:03:42,160 Joey? 1633 01:03:45,570 --> 01:03:46,560 Fucking dogs. 1634 01:03:49,460 --> 01:03:50,600 Joey, we need to go. 1635 01:04:04,060 --> 01:04:05,340 Fucking lights don't fucking work. 1636 01:04:14,520 --> 01:04:15,220 Joey? 1637 01:04:15,220 --> 01:04:21,450 What the fuck is this place? 1638 01:04:29,120 --> 01:04:29,820 Joey? 1639 01:04:47,620 --> 01:04:49,350 Joey, I swear to god, come the fuck out. 1640 01:04:49,350 --> 01:05:03,970 Where the fuck are you? 1641 01:05:03,970 --> 01:05:05,490 Joey, this is not fucking cool, man. 1642 01:05:12,130 --> 01:05:12,830 Joey. 1643 01:05:18,050 --> 01:05:19,100 Joey, did you kill Martin? 1644 01:05:22,700 --> 01:05:23,400 Fuck. 1645 01:05:26,380 --> 01:05:27,170 Fuck. 1646 01:05:27,170 --> 01:05:27,870 Fuck. 1647 01:05:36,820 --> 01:05:37,810 Fucking mirror. 1648 01:06:05,640 --> 01:06:07,490 What the fuck? 1649 01:06:07,490 --> 01:06:08,190 Joey? 1650 01:06:12,240 --> 01:06:12,940 Joey? 1651 01:06:12,940 --> 01:06:13,660 JOEY: Steve. 1652 01:06:13,660 --> 01:06:14,700 STEVEN: Joey. 1653 01:06:14,700 --> 01:06:19,090 JOEY: Weren't you supposed to wait in the car? 1654 01:06:19,090 --> 01:06:22,040 STEVEN: Joey, Joey, Joey, stay right there. 1655 01:06:22,040 --> 01:06:26,070 Joey, what the fuck did you do? Joey, where's Jennifer? 1656 01:06:33,090 --> 01:06:33,790 Jennifer? 1657 01:06:41,900 --> 01:06:50,340 [THUDDING DOWN STAIRS] 1658 01:06:50,340 --> 01:06:59,770 [GASPING] 1659 01:06:59,770 --> 01:07:03,970 JOEY: Steve, you were supposed to wait in the car, man. 1660 01:07:03,970 --> 01:07:07,800 Hey, Jennifer. 1661 01:07:11,540 --> 01:07:12,940 Babe. 1662 01:07:12,940 --> 01:07:16,390 Babe, it's just you and me now. 1663 01:07:16,390 --> 01:07:20,070 Babe, we can finally be together. 1664 01:07:20,070 --> 01:07:21,320 Come on, babe. 1665 01:07:21,320 --> 01:07:24,770 I know you put that restraining order on me as a joke, right? 1666 01:07:24,770 --> 01:07:26,500 Come on. 1667 01:07:26,500 --> 01:07:30,870 'Cause you know we're meant to be together, babe. 1668 01:07:30,870 --> 01:07:33,170 Jennifer, come on. 1669 01:07:33,170 --> 01:07:34,630 Was it because of your stupid boyfriend? 1670 01:07:34,630 --> 01:07:37,570 Because you know uh-- babe, you're single now. 1671 01:07:37,570 --> 01:07:38,270 You're single. 1672 01:07:43,060 --> 01:07:43,760 Jennifer. 1673 01:07:47,540 --> 01:07:48,710 Jennifer. 1674 01:07:48,710 --> 01:07:53,440 Come on, bring your cute ass out here. 1675 01:07:53,440 --> 01:07:54,840 Come on, Jen. 1676 01:07:57,840 --> 01:08:00,330 Jen, where you at? 1677 01:08:00,330 --> 01:08:01,030 Jennifer. 1678 01:08:03,540 --> 01:08:05,960 You're my girl. 1679 01:08:05,960 --> 01:08:06,920 Come on out. 1680 01:08:10,160 --> 01:08:13,330 Come on, Jen. 1681 01:08:13,330 --> 01:08:14,870 Jen, why you hiding from me babe? 1682 01:08:14,870 --> 01:08:16,550 Come on. 1683 01:08:16,550 --> 01:08:19,210 Come on, Jen. 1684 01:08:19,210 --> 01:08:23,760 Are you-- are you serious? 1685 01:08:23,760 --> 01:08:24,690 Come on. 1686 01:08:24,690 --> 01:08:26,260 Come out, babe. 1687 01:08:26,260 --> 01:08:27,610 Jen, I'm not going to hurt you. 1688 01:08:27,610 --> 01:08:36,260 Come on, what do you think this is? 1689 01:08:36,260 --> 01:08:36,610 Come on, what do you think this is? Jennifer. 1690 01:08:36,610 --> 01:08:36,960 Jennifer. 1691 01:08:40,050 --> 01:08:41,230 Jennifer, come out. 1692 01:08:43,740 --> 01:08:44,600 Come on, Jen. 1693 01:08:44,600 --> 01:08:46,620 I'm not playing this stupid game anymore with you. 1694 01:08:46,620 --> 01:08:52,800 Jen, where are you at? 1695 01:08:56,980 --> 01:08:57,680 Jennifer. 1696 01:09:01,250 --> 01:09:02,430 Jen, baby, come on. 1697 01:09:11,620 --> 01:09:14,050 Jennifer. 1698 01:09:14,050 --> 01:09:14,750 Jennifer. 1699 01:09:19,700 --> 01:09:20,400 Jennifer. 1700 01:09:23,340 --> 01:09:24,040 Jennifer. 1701 01:09:27,420 --> 01:09:28,120 Come on. 1702 01:09:28,120 --> 01:09:31,330 Come on out, Jennifer. 1703 01:09:31,330 --> 01:09:32,030 Baby. 1704 01:09:36,550 --> 01:09:39,940 Hey, babe. 1705 01:09:39,940 --> 01:09:41,700 Come on, babe. 1706 01:09:41,700 --> 01:09:42,400 Come on. 1707 01:09:42,400 --> 01:09:44,430 What-- you haven't seen me in so long, that's the face I get? 1708 01:09:44,430 --> 01:09:45,890 -Why are you doing this-- 1709 01:09:45,890 --> 01:09:47,360 JOEY: Come here, come on, babe. 1710 01:09:47,360 --> 01:09:48,160 -No. JOEY: Come here. 1711 01:09:48,160 --> 01:09:48,850 -Stay back. 1712 01:09:48,850 --> 01:09:50,690 JOEY: Come here, look, it's the wedding castle, give me 1713 01:09:50,690 --> 01:09:53,650 a kiss-- Jennifer, what are you doing? 1714 01:09:53,650 --> 01:09:54,350 Come here. 1715 01:09:54,350 --> 01:09:55,050 -Get back. 1716 01:09:55,050 --> 01:09:56,040 JOEY: Jennifer come on, babe. 1717 01:09:56,040 --> 01:09:56,740 -What did you do? 1718 01:09:56,740 --> 01:09:59,310 JOEY: Come over here, Jennifer. 1719 01:09:59,310 --> 01:10:01,020 What's your problem, babe? 1720 01:10:01,020 --> 01:10:02,840 -What are you doing? 1721 01:10:02,840 --> 01:10:04,290 JOEY: I have something to show you. 1722 01:10:04,290 --> 01:10:06,310 -What do you want? 1723 01:10:06,310 --> 01:10:07,470 -Jen, Jen. 1724 01:10:07,470 --> 01:10:08,460 I want to show you something. 1725 01:10:08,460 --> 01:10:09,730 -I called the cops. 1726 01:10:09,730 --> 01:10:10,580 They're coming. 1727 01:10:10,580 --> 01:10:11,750 They're on their way. 1728 01:10:11,750 --> 01:10:14,730 JOEY: You shouldn't have done that. 1729 01:10:14,730 --> 01:10:16,030 Nothing can break us apart. 1730 01:10:16,030 --> 01:10:18,100 Open the fucking door. 1731 01:10:18,100 --> 01:10:22,300 Jen, get your-- sit fucking still, Jen. 1732 01:10:22,300 --> 01:10:24,540 Jen. 1733 01:10:24,540 --> 01:10:27,480 Why are you trying to run away from good things, Jennifer? 1734 01:10:27,480 --> 01:10:30,720 -I don't know you. 1735 01:10:30,720 --> 01:10:32,040 JOEY: Yes you do, Jen. 1736 01:10:32,040 --> 01:10:32,840 I'm Joey. 1737 01:10:32,840 --> 01:10:35,080 We talk all the time. 1738 01:10:35,080 --> 01:10:37,640 We have been dating for two years, Jennifer. 1739 01:10:37,640 --> 01:10:38,820 -No, we haven't. 1740 01:10:38,820 --> 01:10:39,890 -Yes we have, yes we have. 1741 01:10:39,890 --> 01:10:41,110 Yes. 1742 01:10:41,110 --> 01:10:42,340 Nod your head yes, nod your head yes. 1743 01:10:42,340 --> 01:10:43,040 Yes. 1744 01:10:43,040 --> 01:10:46,720 -No we haven't JOEY: Yes we fucking have. 1745 01:10:46,720 --> 01:10:48,700 Yes, we fucking have, Jennifer. 1746 01:10:48,700 --> 01:10:52,410 Nod your goddamn head yes. 1747 01:10:52,410 --> 01:10:54,230 Nod your head. 1748 01:10:54,230 --> 01:10:56,200 Yes we have, yes we have, see? 1749 01:10:56,200 --> 01:10:57,270 We have. 1750 01:10:57,270 --> 01:10:58,750 Yes, we have. 1751 01:10:58,750 --> 01:10:59,850 Yes we-- give me a kiss. 1752 01:10:59,850 --> 01:11:01,520 Come on, Jen, give me a little kiss. 1753 01:11:01,520 --> 01:11:03,290 Give me a little, come on, Jen. Give me a little kiss. 1754 01:11:03,290 --> 01:11:05,790 [SCREAMING] 1755 01:11:05,790 --> 01:11:06,690 JOEY: Jennifer. 1756 01:11:06,690 --> 01:11:08,090 But you know what? 1757 01:11:08,090 --> 01:11:10,430 You broke my heart. 1758 01:11:10,430 --> 01:11:13,510 You broke my fucking heart, 'cause you're a cheating whore. 1759 01:11:13,510 --> 01:11:15,580 -Just let me go. 1760 01:11:15,580 --> 01:11:17,590 JOEY: No, Jennifer, not until you watch something. 1761 01:11:17,590 --> 01:11:18,520 Made it just for you. 1762 01:11:18,520 --> 01:11:19,220 -OK, I'll watch. 1763 01:11:19,220 --> 01:11:19,920 JOEY: Sit down. 1764 01:11:19,920 --> 01:11:21,140 OK? 1765 01:11:21,140 --> 01:11:22,650 I made this just for you,. 1766 01:11:22,650 --> 01:11:24,330 Jennifer, what the fuck are you doing? 1767 01:11:24,330 --> 01:11:33,670 You sit fucking still, goddamn it. 1768 01:11:33,670 --> 01:11:37,520 JOEY: Jennifer, you thought this was over, huh? 1769 01:11:37,520 --> 01:11:41,410 Oh baby, we're just getting started. 1770 01:11:41,410 --> 01:11:43,640 Let's play some music, huh? 1771 01:11:43,640 --> 01:11:46,040 I brought my guitar. 1772 01:11:46,040 --> 01:11:48,450 This is for you. 1773 01:11:48,450 --> 01:11:49,150 [MUSIC PLAYING] 1774 01:11:49,150 --> 01:12:51,180 [JOEY SINGING] 1775 01:12:51,180 --> 01:12:52,310 JOEY: You know, you don't like it? 1776 01:12:52,310 --> 01:12:53,080 Fine. 1777 01:12:53,080 --> 01:12:55,580 We'll start writing something new right now, how about that? 1778 01:12:55,580 --> 01:12:58,490 How about this? 1779 01:12:58,490 --> 01:13:02,380 Jennifer, you're acting like a ho. 1780 01:13:02,380 --> 01:13:05,780 Sleeping with other guys you know. 1781 01:13:05,780 --> 01:13:09,830 I snuck in while you're giving him head, 1782 01:13:09,830 --> 01:13:11,890 And then I went and stabbed him dead. 1783 01:13:11,890 --> 01:13:13,300 And you were like, no. 1784 01:13:29,710 --> 01:13:32,620 That's good, I liked it. 1785 01:13:32,620 --> 01:13:35,280 Let's do another. 1786 01:13:35,280 --> 01:13:38,660 Jennifer, don't you even know? 1787 01:13:38,660 --> 01:13:41,960 We've been together since you first said hello. 1788 01:13:41,960 --> 01:13:45,850 Cheating, I don't take to kind to. 1789 01:13:45,850 --> 01:13:52,090 So now I'm going to see this whole thing through, Oh. 1790 01:13:52,090 --> 01:13:53,570 And you're like, no. 1791 01:14:01,520 --> 01:14:04,080 You'll be breathing your last breath saying no. 1792 01:14:12,860 --> 01:14:15,060 What do you think of that, Jennifer? 116534