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(Disco music)
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- Where's your brother?
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- There's Simon.
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♫ hello, beautiful people ♫
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I can't wait to hear what beautiful sounds
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you're going to make tonight.
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- Yeah, but can you turn this rubbish off?
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Greetings, earth people.
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Prepare for celestial teapot,
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an intergalactic experiencethat will blow your mind.
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- [Voiceover] loser.
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♫ I'm your cyborg superhero, baby ♫
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♫ I'm your cyborg superhero ♫
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♫ I'm your cyborg superhero, baby ♫
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♫ I'm your cyborg superhero ♫
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- [Woman] get off.
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♫ in your time of need ♫
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♫ I will save ya ♫
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♫ when no one takes heed ♫
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♫ I'm your savior ♫
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(Feedback)
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- What was that?
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- Party's over Simon.
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- Come on get your stuff, let's go.
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- Come on.
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- Come on, don't--
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- [man] let's get outta here.
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- Man.
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- You're late with your payments.
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Rothschild wants his money.
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- Please man, I need more time.
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(Laughs)
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- You got three months.
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- [Voiceover] I thought it waspretty good up until that point.
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(Crowing)
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(Clapping)
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- [Shoebuck] my friends, god is here,
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god's healing power is in the house.
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Come forward my brother.
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Lord Jesus, we ask you to come.
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Father pour your spirit out on this man.
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In Jesus name be healed.
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(Applause)
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Praise you, Jesus.
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Praise you, Jesus.
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And the healed man stands before you,
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that same healing poweris in your life today.
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Folks, you may have given up on god,
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but god has not given up on you.
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Praise his name, hallelujah.
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♫ hey ♫
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♫ la, da, da, da ?♫
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♫ hey ♫
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♫ la, da, da, da ♫
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♫ hey ♫
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♫ la, da, da, da ♫
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♫ hey ♫
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♫ la, da, da, da ♫
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♫ he can warm you up like a blanket ♫
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♫ and I know that he canhelp you cross the traffic ♫
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♫ so if you are grievingwon't you sing with me ♫
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♫ sing whoa ♫
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♫ whoa ♫
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♫ if I was warmer thanthe side of daytime ♫
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♫ and I know that it is alwaysthere for me for all times ♫
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♫ so if you are grievingwon't you sing with me ♫
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♫ sing whoa ♫
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♫ whoa ♫
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♫ sing whoa, oh, oh ♫
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♫ whoa, oh, oh ♫
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♫ come on ♫
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♫ whoa ♫
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♫ whoa ♫
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♫ whoa ♫
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♫ whoa ♫
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♫ whoa ♫
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♫ whoa ♫
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♫ whoa ♫
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♫ whoa ♫
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♫ whoa, oh, oh ♫
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♫ yeah rock me guarantee ♫
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♫ with god you're on a guarantee ♫
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♫ whoa ♫
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♫ never a minority ♫
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♫ whoa ♫
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♫ ba, da, ba, da, po ♫
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♫h ey ♫
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♫ la, da, da, da ♫
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♫ hey ♫
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♫ la, da, da, da ♫
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♫ hey ♫
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♫ la, da, da, da ♫
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♫ hey ♫
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(Humming)
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- Ow, ooh.
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(Ringing bell)
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Hi, everybody, thanks for coming today.
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My name is pastor Luke,
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but you can just call me Luke.
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I'm an itinerant minister.
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And
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normally at this stage of the service,
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I asked the congregation
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to turn to the person next to them
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and say, "hello."
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(Honking horn)
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- Your sermon was really good.
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- Oh, I didn't realizethere was anyone else here.
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Oh, thank you.
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(Laughs)
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- Do you watch TV?
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- Yeah.
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- Threw mine out, evil.
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- Okay.
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- Rock music--
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- what about it?
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- [Bearded man] Evil.- [Pastor] Okay.
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- [Bearded man] Internet?- [Pastor] Evil?
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- Some of us are settingup a commune up north.
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- Okay.
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- We've got room for one more.
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(Indistinct talking)
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- [Voiceover] hey, John, get off him.
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(Whistle blows)
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- Hey, hey, hey, you.
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What no tackles, this is touch, remember?
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And you, turn the other cheek.
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(Whistle blows)
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Okay, that's it, boys.
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Back again here tomorrowfor the working bee.
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(Groans)
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You might even help me fix my motorbike.
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- That motorbike is a piece of junk.
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- To some may be, to me,
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it's an iron horse of freedom.
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Yeah well, never mind.
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(Crowing)
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(Tweeting birds)
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(Barking dog)
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(Stirring)
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- Are you able to help out tomorrow?
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I was hoping the bike mightget the boys more interesting.
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- Yeah...
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I have other plans.
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- Other plans, eh?
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- Oh well, see how you go.
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( Sighs)
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- I'm moving to the city.
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- The city, why?
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- Well, I need to get a job.
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One of those call centers,
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they're always looking for people.
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- Well, it's a big nasty place, you know?
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- Well, they need guys you can take abuse,
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so that's me. |
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- well, that's no reasonto go looking for it.
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You can build theministry you want to here.
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- Yeah, but I had like oneperson at the last service.
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I mean, I hardly call that a revival.
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- Well, you know what they say,
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"a lofty oak from a small acorn grows."
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- I seriously think i'min the wrong business so--
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- well, that's your first mistake.
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It's not a business.
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- Well, I know.
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I just want to see miracles happen.
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- Ah, you mean, preachto hundreds of people,
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heal the sick, perform works and wonders
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like those preachers on television.
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- Yeah.
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- Miracles happen all the time, Luke.
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Tom over there, he has no dad,
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his mom drinks too much,
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his older brothers are in a gang,
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but he turns up hereevery week without fail.
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(Crowing)
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Now that to me is a miracle.
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- I'll come back for visits.
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Maybe you'll have thebike finished by then.
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(Laughs)
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- Now that would be a miracle.
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That's my boy, Tom.
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(Upbeat music)
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♫ stranger things they had not been seen ♫
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♫ then what I will relate ♫
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♫ I was saved like it was a dream ♫
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♫ by someone else ♫
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♫ outside the usual state ♫
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♫ he supernatural ♫
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♫ and unpredictable ♫
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♫ but it's a certainty ♫
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♫ you don't have tobelieve but he rescued me ♫
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♫ yeah ♫
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♫ and he's come to save us ♫
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♫ international mystery man ♫
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♫ from outer space invade us ♫
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♫ with his superhuman plan ♫
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♫ ba, da, da, ba, da ♫
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♫ ba, da, da, ba, da ♫
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♫ ba, da, da, ba, da ♫
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♫ superhuman plan ♫
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♫ ba, da, da, ba, da ♫
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♫ ba, da, da, ba, da ♫
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♫ ba, da, da, ba, da ♫
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♫ with his superhuman ♫
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(Siren)
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- Give us your wallet.
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- What, oh, okay, okay.
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Here.
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- Jesus saves?
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- Yeah, yeah.
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Moses invests.
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You know the joke?
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- Is this all you got?
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- Yeah.
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Maybe if you mug me nextweek, I'll have more money.
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- You're a religious person?
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- Yeah, yeah.
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I'm a pastor, well, you know,
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a struggling pastor, so you know--
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- oh, right.
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I've been meaning to go to church.
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- Really, that's great.
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- I've been thinkingabout it a lot lately.
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- That is awesome.
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- I mugged a catholic priest once.
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I think he cried.
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I felt bad.
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Maybe I need to go to confession.
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- Are you catholic?
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- No.
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- Just shopping around maybe.
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- Yeah, see what feels right.
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- That's great.
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- I gotta go.
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Get something to eat.
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- My shout
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because the--
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get it?
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- Yeah, yeah, I get it.
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- Okay, great.
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(Sighs)
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(Racetrack announcer on TV)
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- Come on, fantastic racer, come on.
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Come on.
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Come on, fantastic racer.
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Go, fantastic racer.
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No.
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(Channel changes)
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- [Shoebuck] god's plan is togive you a future and a hope.
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Hallelujah.
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You know what,
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even as I'm speaking to you now
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I feel the lord spirit upon me.
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And he's saying there issomebody watching this right now,
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someone sitting at homewho's down, who's lost hope,
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who's given up on life.
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Well, let me tell you my friend,
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I know you, god knows you.
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God has your number.
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He has a plan for your life.
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He loves you,
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he is going to give you a way out.
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Don't give up.
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God is speaking right to you,
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I feel that deep within myspirit, he has your number.
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Don't give up.
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He loves you, my brother.
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(Guitar)
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♫ sitting on the hillside ♫
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♫ you're always there ♫
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♫ beside me ♫
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♫ to calm my fears ♫
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♫ it doesn't matter how fast I may run ♫
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♫ you keep up ♫
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( Grunting)
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- Hey, leave my chair alone.
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- Sorry, sorry.
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I thought you wanted a hand.
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- No, thank you.
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You're not from around here, are ya?
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- No.
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- Tourist.
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Let me give you a bit of advice, buddy,
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we don't want your type around here,
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so give us your money and leave.
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- Ha, that's funny
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because the last guy saidthe same thing to me.
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- Can you guys down there?
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- What's biting you poppet?
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- You're scaring away business.
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- Ha, doubt it.
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This isn't covent garden.
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You'd earn more money scrounging down
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the back of the sofa.
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- Well that's rather presumptuous,
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my meal ticket my round that very corner.
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- Hardly.
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- Why not?
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- Because you're a
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a nobody.
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- Well, you're just a jumped-up
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little leprechaun on wheels.
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- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
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Okay, okay, okay, okay.
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Just settle down.
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- No, need me alone, mate.
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- Let's get ourselves a drink.
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- Learn to control your friend.
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- Well, actually I've only just met him.
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Oh, what was your name again?
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(Honking horns)
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- [Shoebuck] that's whatthis book is all about.
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The Bible, b-i-b--
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- hello?
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- L-e, basic instructionbefore leaving earth.
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It talks about--
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- oh.
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Are you okay?
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Oh--
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- [kate] Simon, I brought you lunch.
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- Oh,--
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- [kate] Simon?
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You?
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What's going on?
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- I don't know, something happened, i--
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- hello, ambulance
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something happened my brotherscollapsed on the floor
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right now he's shaking.
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(Gasps)
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Actually, don't worry, he's fine.
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Simon?
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They'll charge you for the false call-out.
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- [Shoebuck] hallelujah,brothers and sisters.
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Hallelujah, praise his name.
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(Heartbeat)
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- It's a miracle, ha, ha, a miracle.
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- Right.
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You'll have to excuse my brother,
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he's always on a different planet.
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- Is he the one who wants help?
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- You can say that again.
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Simon.
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So, you're the tourist.
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- Oh, yeah, I'm justhere looking for work.
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I clean, you know, mop floors, vacuuming,
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anything, anything you got.
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- Pick fights withmobility-challenged leprechauns?
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- Drink?
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- Oh, no thanks.
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I don't sort of drink or smoke.
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- You don't drink and you don't smoke.
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What are you, religious?
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- Well, actually, yeah,i am a man of the cloth.
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- [Kate] what are youdoing a joint like this?
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- Well, actually preaching is what I do,
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but it doesn't really pay the bills,
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so I'm just here looking for work.
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- God's plan are to prosperyou and not harm you.
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- Kate.
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- Oh, hey.
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- Tell me, what's the difference
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between a priest, a reverend and a pastor?
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- Oh, well, yeah, they--
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- alcohol volume.
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- Oh.
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- If you want to drink,you become a priest,
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a little bit, he began a reverend,
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and nothing at all to become a pastor.
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- Oh.(laughs)
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- Bad joke.
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- No, that's funny.
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You're very funny.
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00:16:25,575 --> 00:16:26,707
- I get that a lot,
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not always as a compliment, though.
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- [Shoebuck] I wentfrom lack to abundance,
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from poverty to prosperity--
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- Simon, shushi?
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- [Shoebuck] and ipraise the lord for that.
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I praise the lord for you,
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because it was throughyou stepping out with me
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and sowing the seed into this ministry
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that we began to build thisincredible, wonderful church.
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- You know, I don't think you're a nobody.
385
00:16:48,041 --> 00:16:51,246
I actually think you'rea very talented musician.
386
00:16:53,023 --> 00:16:53,869
- You think so?
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- Yeah.
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- I'd like to take itsomewhere, I don't know.
389
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Maybe that cantankerousold leprechaun was right.
390
00:17:01,758 --> 00:17:04,632
Life has a funny way ofbringing you back to reality.
391
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- Well, you know with enoughfaith and perseverance,
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you know, you can reallyachieve your dreams.
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(Laughs)
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- So this is where you do the hard sell.
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- Oh, no, no, no, no.
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I'm not trying to sell anything.
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I'm just, you know, here to help.
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Oh, thank you.
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- [Shoebuck] you see god'sis good, god's plans are
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to proper you and not harm you.
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God's plans are toprovide you with a future
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and a hope.
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- [Luke] oh, got it.
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- [Shoebuck] hallelujah,brothers and sisters.
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- Hallelujah.
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- [Shoebuck] hallelujah.
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- Tell me,
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what do you see?
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00:17:44,958 --> 00:17:46,092
- It's a nightclub.
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00:17:46,867 --> 00:17:49,165
- No, look closer.
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00:17:51,582 --> 00:17:54,605
- It's an unsuccessful nightclub.
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- Oh, ye of little faith.
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00:17:58,440 --> 00:18:02,764
Luke, we are standing in a church.
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00:18:03,901 --> 00:18:05,868
You're a preacher, yeah?
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00:18:06,280 --> 00:18:06,941
- Yeah.
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00:18:06,941 --> 00:18:08,472
And this, this is a church.
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00:18:08,561 --> 00:18:10,530
So you were sent here for a reason
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and this, this is the reason.
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00:18:14,920 --> 00:18:16,246
Trust me, Luke.
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This is god's will.
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00:18:20,839 --> 00:18:23,062
- Yeah, I don't--
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00:18:23,238 --> 00:18:24,358
- I'm staying out of this.
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00:18:40,101 --> 00:18:41,514
- The lord provides.
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You got anything bigger?
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00:18:48,144 --> 00:18:50,292
- Well, well that is prettymuch the standard size.
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00:18:50,949 --> 00:18:53,375
- I'll take the lot and 5,000 of these.
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(Crashing)
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- Careful.
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00:19:00,164 --> 00:19:01,487
- How much for the Jesus fish?
430
00:19:01,487 --> 00:19:02,675
- We can do bulk discounts.
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00:19:03,385 --> 00:19:04,638
- God bless you, brother.
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00:19:08,196 --> 00:19:09,800
(Upbeat music)
433
00:19:28,085 --> 00:19:30,371
Whoa, sorry mate, no loose change.
434
00:19:30,427 --> 00:19:31,465
- No, no, no.
435
00:19:31,465 --> 00:19:32,789
I heard you're opening a church,
436
00:19:32,974 --> 00:19:34,184
and I want to help out.
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00:19:34,613 --> 00:19:35,657
- How'd you find out?
438
00:19:36,379 --> 00:19:37,614
- God told me.
439
00:19:39,195 --> 00:19:40,086
- Sure he did.
440
00:19:41,755 --> 00:19:44,500
Actually, we haven't startedyet, but hey, come on in.
441
00:19:50,048 --> 00:19:52,872
- Okay, time to get thisshow on the road right now.
442
00:19:52,877 --> 00:19:54,381
- Yeah, but it's not Sunday yet.
443
00:19:54,464 --> 00:19:55,333
- Why wait?
444
00:19:55,333 --> 00:19:57,012
Jesus ain't waiting, hey, hallelujah.
445
00:19:57,012 --> 00:19:58,995
- Yeah, I know I don'tnormally get large crowds,
446
00:19:58,995 --> 00:20:01,049
but seriously, like there's no one here.
447
00:20:01,285 --> 00:20:03,660
Oh, sir, I didn't see you there.
448
00:20:03,679 --> 00:20:05,631
Yeah, come on, come on in.
449
00:20:07,519 --> 00:20:08,998
- Okay, time to do your thing.
450
00:20:09,171 --> 00:20:10,725
Trust me, I'll get the crowds.
451
00:20:11,360 --> 00:20:12,135
- Okay.
452
00:20:12,894 --> 00:20:13,631
Hi.
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00:20:16,644 --> 00:20:17,509
(Sighs)
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00:20:19,524 --> 00:20:22,142
Well, I'm Luke.
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00:20:22,852 --> 00:20:24,089
Oh,
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okay, (clears throat)
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(Pages turning)
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00:20:39,248 --> 00:20:41,257
- Coming through, look who's here.
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00:20:41,257 --> 00:20:42,562
Hello, have a seat.
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00:20:42,562 --> 00:20:43,881
You come on in, there.
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00:20:43,881 --> 00:20:45,257
You, there, welcome.
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00:20:45,916 --> 00:20:47,227
Hello, welcome.
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00:20:47,260 --> 00:20:48,802
Hello, hello.
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00:20:49,232 --> 00:20:50,916
- Well, thanks for coming.
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00:20:52,522 --> 00:20:55,438
How about we get started
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00:20:55,438 --> 00:20:56,981
by saying hit to the person next to you
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and introduce yourselves.
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Hi.
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00:21:00,543 --> 00:21:02,215
Well,
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ah,
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there was a priest, areverend, and a pastor
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00:21:29,252 --> 00:21:30,821
and they were on a lifeboat and
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it's quite funny, and
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and um--
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yes.
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(Guitar music)
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♫ amazing grace ♫
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♫ how sweet the sound ♫
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♫ that save a wretch like me ♫
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♫ I once was lost ♫
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00:22:27,191 --> 00:22:28,799
♫ but now am found ♫
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♫ was blind but now I see ♫
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00:22:34,886 --> 00:22:36,442
♫ t'was grace that taught ♫
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♫ my heart to fear ♫
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♫ and grace my fears relieved ♫
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♫ how precious did ♫
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♫ that grace appear ♫
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♫ the hour I first believed ♫
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♫ amazing grace ♫
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♫ wash over me ♫
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00:23:04,388 --> 00:23:05,879
♫ amazing love ♫
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00:23:07,933 --> 00:23:09,578
♫ set me free ♫
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♫ as I wait at the cross ♫
494
00:23:22,356 --> 00:23:23,777
- Yeah, well, welcome to church
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00:23:24,153 --> 00:23:25,298
yay, church.
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00:23:26,393 --> 00:23:27,259
(Chuckles)
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00:23:29,362 --> 00:23:30,766
You know what I like about the Bible?
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00:23:32,845 --> 00:23:34,656
Oh, no, it's not a question,
499
00:23:34,879 --> 00:23:35,949
it's rhetoirical.
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00:23:39,255 --> 00:23:41,133
What I like about the Bible is
501
00:23:41,175 --> 00:23:44,063
it's a warts-and-allaccount of people's lives.
502
00:23:44,337 --> 00:23:46,585
You know, it's a lotof stories about people
503
00:23:46,809 --> 00:23:48,646
who make some good choices and
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00:23:49,599 --> 00:23:51,065
people who make some really bad choices.
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00:23:51,749 --> 00:23:54,373
And I guess that's what it's like in life
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00:23:54,373 --> 00:23:57,835
is that, you know, it's all aboutthe choices we make each day,
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00:23:58,493 --> 00:24:00,433
and the consequences of those choices.
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00:24:01,566 --> 00:24:03,288
And the Bible's like a road map, you know?
509
00:24:04,636 --> 00:24:06,068
I know most guys don'twant to ask directions
510
00:24:06,068 --> 00:24:07,502
when we're, you know, going for a drive.
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00:24:07,502 --> 00:24:08,410
Who's experienced that?
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00:24:08,410 --> 00:24:10,695
You know what I'm talking about.
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00:24:10,695 --> 00:24:13,934
And it's like we think weknow the best way to get there
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00:24:13,965 --> 00:24:15,912
and the next thing weknow, we're driving around
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00:24:15,912 --> 00:24:18,056
for hours and hours, going crazy
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00:24:18,739 --> 00:24:20,719
cause we don't know where we're going
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00:24:20,812 --> 00:24:22,640
cause we didn't stop at the gas station
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00:24:22,640 --> 00:24:24,124
and just ask thatattendant the directions.
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00:24:24,124 --> 00:24:26,754
It was so simple, butwe think we know better,
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00:24:26,952 --> 00:24:27,555
don't we?
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We think we know better.
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00:24:28,834 --> 00:24:30,813
And you're driving around youthink that if you just keep
523
00:24:30,813 --> 00:24:33,077
driving and driving and drivingyou'll somehow get there,
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00:24:33,107 --> 00:24:34,509
but it never happens.
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00:24:34,509 --> 00:24:36,507
Sometimes in life we need to stop,
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00:24:37,319 --> 00:24:40,257
just stop and ask for directions.
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00:24:41,133 --> 00:24:43,406
And this, this is the road map.
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00:24:47,021 --> 00:24:47,847
- See you later.
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00:24:48,620 --> 00:24:50,751
- Donations, bless you, donations.
530
00:24:51,245 --> 00:24:52,493
We accept eftpos.
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00:24:52,510 --> 00:24:53,747
Thank you, bless you.
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00:24:53,829 --> 00:24:55,065
Bless you, thank you.
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00:24:55,147 --> 00:24:56,485
Thank you, not bad.
534
00:24:56,953 --> 00:24:59,006
The offering's really poor, though.
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00:24:59,065 --> 00:24:59,966
- Simon.
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00:25:00,165 --> 00:25:00,990
- Katie.
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00:25:01,061 --> 00:25:03,980
- Look, how 'bout wegive thanks to the lord
538
00:25:03,980 --> 00:25:05,431
for our very first service,
539
00:25:05,682 --> 00:25:07,185
that would be kinda cool, huh?
540
00:25:07,218 --> 00:25:08,311
- Sure.
541
00:25:08,356 --> 00:25:09,489
- All right.
542
00:25:09,521 --> 00:25:11,717
Well, lord, we just--
543
00:25:11,760 --> 00:25:13,540
oh, okay.
544
00:25:13,540 --> 00:25:15,857
Thank you for this firstservice and as your word says,
545
00:25:15,857 --> 00:25:18,564
"do not despise thedays of small beginnings
546
00:25:18,596 --> 00:25:19,815
"and we just pray that you just continue
547
00:25:19,815 --> 00:25:21,209
"to bless this church and it grows
548
00:25:21,209 --> 00:25:23,021
"and it enriches the whole community."
549
00:25:23,130 --> 00:25:24,315
- Amen to that.
550
00:25:24,858 --> 00:25:25,710
- Amen.
551
00:25:26,534 --> 00:25:29,740
- Cool, great, thanks.
552
00:25:30,117 --> 00:25:31,456
- Really, really, good.
553
00:25:31,706 --> 00:25:32,583
Well done.
554
00:25:37,822 --> 00:25:38,867
- Hey, hey,
555
00:25:39,769 --> 00:25:40,645
I dig your vibe.
556
00:25:40,946 --> 00:25:42,046
Do you play here often?
557
00:25:42,046 --> 00:25:44,625
- I freelance.
558
00:25:44,901 --> 00:25:46,622
- Daz Cunningham, f.B. Management.
559
00:25:47,306 --> 00:25:50,591
I'll bring some friendsnext time, all right?
560
00:26:06,881 --> 00:26:08,507
- Oh, um, Kate.
561
00:26:09,166 --> 00:26:09,903
- Hey.
562
00:26:09,921 --> 00:26:12,401
- Hey, oh, yeah, I got you this.
563
00:26:13,495 --> 00:26:14,463
Yeah.
564
00:26:16,590 --> 00:26:17,480
- Shouldn't have.
565
00:26:17,831 --> 00:26:19,968
- This just to say thankyou for helping out
566
00:26:19,968 --> 00:26:21,114
with the music at the church.
567
00:26:21,414 --> 00:26:22,497
- Yes, it worked out well.
568
00:26:24,243 --> 00:26:27,171
- Do you think maybe youwanna do it again sometime?
569
00:26:28,546 --> 00:26:29,590
- We'll se how it goes.
570
00:26:30,133 --> 00:26:31,804
- Okay, cool.
571
00:26:36,802 --> 00:26:38,932
- You know, Simon genuinely like you.
572
00:26:39,951 --> 00:26:41,812
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, iknow, I like Simon, too.
573
00:26:41,871 --> 00:26:43,055
He's a really cool guy.
574
00:26:43,137 --> 00:26:44,283
- He's full of ideas.
575
00:26:45,451 --> 00:26:46,867
He means well, but
576
00:26:48,114 --> 00:26:50,125
I'm tired of seeing people get hurt,
577
00:26:50,125 --> 00:26:52,205
so just be careful, okay?
578
00:26:52,377 --> 00:26:53,190
- Oh, yeah.
579
00:26:53,222 --> 00:26:54,450
You don't have to worry about me,
580
00:26:54,450 --> 00:26:55,442
I've got the big fella,
581
00:26:55,449 --> 00:26:56,544
he'll take care of me.
582
00:26:57,280 --> 00:26:58,250
(Laughs)
583
00:26:58,848 --> 00:27:01,365
So it's your record producersyou need to worry about.
584
00:27:01,365 --> 00:27:03,140
- I'm a big girl now, Luke.
585
00:27:03,263 --> 00:27:04,515
- Yeah.
586
00:27:06,250 --> 00:27:07,801
- You want to try that on?
587
00:27:19,444 --> 00:27:22,093
I know, I know that
588
00:27:23,325 --> 00:27:26,409
my ways may seem kindaweird or kinda alien to you,
589
00:27:26,409 --> 00:27:29,655
but you don't have tobe afraid or anything.
590
00:27:35,006 --> 00:27:37,245
Oh, Wally had this great idea
591
00:27:37,245 --> 00:27:39,693
that the three of us shouldgo bowling next week.
592
00:27:39,986 --> 00:27:40,780
- Wally?
593
00:27:41,127 --> 00:27:42,081
- You know, the .
594
00:27:42,248 --> 00:27:44,193
Cankles kinda leprechaun guy.
595
00:27:44,904 --> 00:27:45,836
- Cantankerous?
596
00:27:46,503 --> 00:27:47,340
- What'd I say?
597
00:27:47,442 --> 00:27:48,416
- Cankles.
598
00:27:48,849 --> 00:27:50,316
- What, well, you know what I mean.
599
00:27:51,602 --> 00:27:52,319
- You know what?
600
00:27:53,404 --> 00:27:55,200
I wouldn't mind another 10rounds in the ring with him.
601
00:27:55,623 --> 00:27:57,953
- Oh, well, great bring it on then.
602
00:27:58,961 --> 00:27:59,733
(Laughs)
603
00:28:08,959 --> 00:28:10,238
- You seen the cameras?
604
00:28:10,238 --> 00:28:11,519
- The what?
605
00:28:11,519 --> 00:28:13,566
- Sophie from the Sophie talk show is here
606
00:28:13,566 --> 00:28:14,851
with the crew.
607
00:28:15,262 --> 00:28:15,993
- What is she here for?
608
00:28:16,660 --> 00:28:17,752
- For you, mate.
609
00:28:17,865 --> 00:28:18,946
She's here to see you.
610
00:28:19,625 --> 00:28:20,429
We go way back,
611
00:28:20,521 --> 00:28:21,955
well, before she was famous.
612
00:28:22,461 --> 00:28:24,429
Anyway, she agreed to comealong and check you out.
613
00:28:25,022 --> 00:28:27,554
- Sorry, boys, the women's loo is packed.
614
00:28:27,902 --> 00:28:29,280
- Why are you so dressed up?
615
00:28:29,280 --> 00:28:30,768
- F.b. management is out there.
616
00:28:30,966 --> 00:28:32,069
- Who's that?
617
00:28:32,437 --> 00:28:34,755
- Big record producers.
618
00:28:34,986 --> 00:28:36,633
- Really, that's fantastic.
619
00:28:37,205 --> 00:28:38,436
- How do I look?
620
00:28:38,923 --> 00:28:39,855
- You look great.
621
00:28:40,437 --> 00:28:41,914
Trust me, Luke, TV iswhere our future lies.
622
00:28:42,346 --> 00:28:43,331
TV, Luke, TV.
623
00:28:48,585 --> 00:28:51,060
- You know, sometimes in life
624
00:28:51,060 --> 00:28:53,508
things can just go outof control, you know?
625
00:28:54,078 --> 00:28:55,534
No matter how hard you try,
626
00:28:55,604 --> 00:28:57,865
maybe it's somethingsomeone's done in your life
627
00:28:57,865 --> 00:28:59,725
or maybe it's the wrongdecisions you have made,
628
00:28:59,976 --> 00:29:02,669
but it can just totallytailspin outta control.
629
00:29:03,881 --> 00:29:07,468
I mean, it's a lot like whenyou park your car on a hill
630
00:29:07,581 --> 00:29:09,954
and you forget to put yourhandbrake on, who's ever done that?
631
00:29:10,281 --> 00:29:11,148
Anyone?
632
00:29:13,480 --> 00:29:14,850
No, just, just me then?
633
00:29:14,877 --> 00:29:16,226
Okay, well, anyway.
634
00:29:16,594 --> 00:29:19,837
You park your car on the hilland it starts to roll down,
635
00:29:19,837 --> 00:29:21,277
no matter how hard you try,
636
00:29:21,277 --> 00:29:23,244
the problem is just so big.
637
00:29:24,114 --> 00:29:25,708
It doesn't matter what situation
638
00:29:25,960 --> 00:29:27,974
you're in right now,
639
00:29:27,974 --> 00:29:29,793
no matter how hard it seems,
640
00:29:30,577 --> 00:29:32,247
it's gonna be okay.
641
00:29:36,433 --> 00:29:39,060
♫ what a friend we have ♫
642
00:29:39,066 --> 00:29:41,236
♫ in Jesus ♫
643
00:29:42,586 --> 00:29:44,507
♫ all our sins ♫
644
00:29:44,507 --> 00:29:46,954
♫ to grieve and bear ♫
645
00:29:49,071 --> 00:29:51,359
♫ what a privilege ♫
646
00:29:51,972 --> 00:29:54,473
♫ to carry ♫
647
00:29:55,471 --> 00:29:58,078
♫ everything to god ♫
648
00:29:58,128 --> 00:30:00,915
♫ in prayer ♫
649
00:30:02,084 --> 00:30:06,397
♫ oh, what peace we often forfeit ♫
650
00:30:08,228 --> 00:30:11,128
♫ oh, what needless pain ♫
651
00:30:11,128 --> 00:30:12,541
♫ we bear ♫
652
00:30:13,304 --> 00:30:14,632
♫ oh, oh ♫
653
00:30:14,969 --> 00:30:19,421
♫ all because we do not carry ♫
654
00:30:21,283 --> 00:30:24,914
♫ everything to god ♫
655
00:30:24,914 --> 00:30:27,622
♫ in prayer ♫
656
00:30:31,703 --> 00:30:33,116
(Clapping)
657
00:30:45,644 --> 00:30:47,190
- This is Nigel, my engineer.
658
00:30:47,190 --> 00:30:48,385
We just call him, "nige."
659
00:30:48,385 --> 00:30:51,632
And Justin, my choreographerslash fashion guru.
660
00:30:52,022 --> 00:30:53,221
- You were divine, darling.
661
00:30:53,771 --> 00:30:54,742
- You think so?
662
00:30:54,742 --> 00:30:56,428
- Princess, you've got the look,
663
00:30:56,428 --> 00:30:57,937
you've got the voice
664
00:30:58,230 --> 00:31:01,498
you've got potential to bethe perfect pop package.
665
00:31:01,728 --> 00:31:03,237
Dangerous, but innocent.
666
00:31:03,265 --> 00:31:04,586
- Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
667
00:31:04,586 --> 00:31:06,785
Hey, how would you feel aboutperforming someone else's songs?
668
00:31:06,785 --> 00:31:07,744
- Yep, absolutely.
669
00:31:07,744 --> 00:31:08,661
You a producer?
670
00:31:08,661 --> 00:31:09,914
- No, no that's Nigel.
671
00:31:09,941 --> 00:31:11,221
I'm just the ideas man.
672
00:31:11,221 --> 00:31:12,752
We'll record your demo song,
673
00:31:12,821 --> 00:31:14,096
present it to the record industry.
674
00:31:15,146 --> 00:31:18,644
This is the start of along and lucrative career
675
00:31:18,644 --> 00:31:19,876
for you, Princess.
676
00:31:20,105 --> 00:31:21,273
- Huh?
677
00:31:27,125 --> 00:31:29,432
- Woo, aha, yes.
678
00:31:30,100 --> 00:31:31,310
- [Luke] woo, yeah.
679
00:31:32,126 --> 00:31:33,252
- So what does that make you?
680
00:31:33,844 --> 00:31:36,355
A pop Princess or a pop tart?
681
00:31:37,001 --> 00:31:38,030
- Charming, Wally.
682
00:31:38,419 --> 00:31:39,737
You got a boyfriend, or what?
683
00:31:40,382 --> 00:31:41,837
- Well, no.
684
00:31:42,164 --> 00:31:43,145
- Figures.
685
00:31:43,145 --> 00:31:44,333
You should keep it that way.
686
00:31:44,585 --> 00:31:46,892
That might actually make youmore attractive to plebs.
687
00:31:47,667 --> 00:31:48,653
Unattainable.
688
00:31:50,259 --> 00:31:53,954
- Thank you for thatindispensable advice, Wally.
689
00:31:54,163 --> 00:31:55,457
- Yeah, well, I'm full of it, eh.
690
00:31:55,667 --> 00:31:57,196
- Yeah, you certainly are.
691
00:31:57,682 --> 00:32:00,722
- Although you shouldn'trule out a secret liaison.
692
00:32:00,722 --> 00:32:01,815
With your bodyguard.
693
00:32:02,737 --> 00:32:03,895
Careful with your choice, though.
694
00:32:04,424 --> 00:32:07,714
He should be small, mobile,
695
00:32:07,826 --> 00:32:09,547
and deadly.
696
00:32:10,278 --> 00:32:11,755
Bit like a pit bull terrier.
697
00:32:11,857 --> 00:32:12,855
Ruff, ruff, ruff.
698
00:32:14,140 --> 00:32:16,012
- Wally, can we have a word?
699
00:32:18,183 --> 00:32:19,370
- Yeah, what about?
700
00:32:19,484 --> 00:32:21,376
- You know, maybe youneed to cool down a bit.
701
00:32:22,085 --> 00:32:22,891
- Cool down?
702
00:32:22,896 --> 00:32:24,192
- You know, adjust your style.
703
00:32:25,125 --> 00:32:26,405
- Speak english.
704
00:32:26,405 --> 00:32:27,398
- Well, it's just that
705
00:32:27,398 --> 00:32:29,834
you can't be using thesecruel, mean words all the time.
706
00:32:30,138 --> 00:32:31,007
It's just--
707
00:32:32,539 --> 00:32:35,446
- you're just jealous, you third wheel.
708
00:32:35,446 --> 00:32:36,515
- What?
709
00:32:37,885 --> 00:32:40,175
- Chicks dig this kind of talk.
710
00:32:40,298 --> 00:32:41,636
- Chicks?
711
00:32:42,400 --> 00:32:43,428
- Chicks.
712
00:32:43,679 --> 00:32:45,689
- Yeah, no, I don't think they do.
713
00:32:46,218 --> 00:32:47,673
- Oh, well, how would you know?
714
00:32:48,543 --> 00:32:50,116
- Well, I mean,
715
00:32:50,986 --> 00:32:54,915
- you've got no proof to back it up.
716
00:32:56,286 --> 00:32:58,324
- Yeah, but look, I justdon't think you should be
717
00:32:58,324 --> 00:33:00,408
speaking so meanly to people all the time.
718
00:33:00,841 --> 00:33:03,107
You can't be always settingout to irritate people.
719
00:33:03,486 --> 00:33:05,347
- So how else do youexpect me to be noticed?
720
00:33:07,102 --> 00:33:08,355
I mean, look at me.
721
00:33:10,302 --> 00:33:11,469
- Is there a problem here, guys?
722
00:33:13,813 --> 00:33:15,422
- I'm just getting some romantic advice
723
00:33:15,422 --> 00:33:18,093
from this 35-year-old virgin.
724
00:33:23,767 --> 00:33:24,902
- I'm not 35.
725
00:33:27,169 --> 00:33:30,523
- Well, there's nothing wrong withsaving yourself till marriage.
726
00:33:32,289 --> 00:33:33,285
- What?
727
00:33:34,475 --> 00:33:36,816
- You, you, too?
728
00:33:37,387 --> 00:33:39,099
(Sighs)
729
00:33:39,894 --> 00:33:41,402
I'm surrounded by the osmonds.
730
00:33:44,512 --> 00:33:45,541
- You're up.
731
00:33:46,453 --> 00:33:47,919
(Happy upbeat music)
732
00:33:56,213 --> 00:33:57,220
♫ hello ♫
733
00:33:57,226 --> 00:33:57,977
♫ hello ♫
734
00:33:58,005 --> 00:33:58,933
♫ can you hear me♫
735
00:33:58,933 --> 00:33:59,843
♫ what's that ♫
736
00:34:01,311 --> 00:34:02,929
♫ got questions on my mind ♫
737
00:34:02,929 --> 00:34:04,822
♫ go on ♫
738
00:34:05,543 --> 00:34:07,414
♫ can you take me high ♫
739
00:34:07,878 --> 00:34:09,824
♫ can you take me higher ♫
740
00:34:10,711 --> 00:34:12,093
♫ and higher ♫
741
00:34:13,572 --> 00:34:15,630
♫ cause I've been wondering ♫
742
00:34:15,630 --> 00:34:16,930
♫ down the road and then to win ♫
743
00:34:16,930 --> 00:34:19,309
♫ I got knocked right off my feet ♫
744
00:34:19,309 --> 00:34:22,439
♫ again a curve ball hitme right between the eyes ♫
745
00:34:23,064 --> 00:34:24,220
♫ did you see it coming ♫
746
00:34:24,227 --> 00:34:27,767
♫ broken down, broken up,broken off from all I got ♫
747
00:34:27,767 --> 00:34:31,153
♫ and I'm left thinkingwhy's this happening to me ♫
748
00:34:31,884 --> 00:34:33,339
♫ but I can't deny ♫
749
00:34:34,029 --> 00:34:35,600
♫ when I wonder why ♫
750
00:34:36,183 --> 00:34:39,856
♫ when nothing goes rightand I'm hung out to dry ♫
751
00:34:40,002 --> 00:34:42,033
♫ yeah, still it's plain to see ♫
752
00:34:42,668 --> 00:34:44,219
♫ god, you matter to me ♫
753
00:34:44,983 --> 00:34:49,114
♫ I matter to you as youcarry me through this ♫
754
00:34:49,163 --> 00:34:50,512
♫ life of mine ♫
755
00:34:59,360 --> 00:35:01,306
♫ hello how's it going ♫
756
00:35:01,674 --> 00:35:02,773
♫ where are you ♫
757
00:35:02,773 --> 00:35:03,545
♫ eh ♫
758
00:35:04,009 --> 00:35:06,063
♫ you know sometimes you're hard to find ♫
759
00:35:06,697 --> 00:35:07,663
♫ well, not really ♫
760
00:35:08,692 --> 00:35:10,772
♫ I can hear the choir ♫
761
00:35:10,772 --> 00:35:12,707
♫ when I'm under fire ♫
762
00:35:13,833 --> 00:35:15,266
♫ when I'm under fire ♫
763
00:35:16,756 --> 00:35:19,871
♫ you'll find me on my knees again ♫
764
00:35:19,871 --> 00:35:21,534
♫ squeezing in one more prayer ♫
765
00:35:21,534 --> 00:35:24,275
♫ Jesus don't leave mewith this debt a waging ♫
766
00:35:24,275 --> 00:35:25,825
♫ raging at my door ♫
767
00:35:25,971 --> 00:35:27,667
♫ it's far too cold for Bangkok ♫
768
00:35:27,667 --> 00:35:29,426
♫ lost my way, lost the luck ♫
769
00:35:29,426 --> 00:35:31,320
♫ all that I got ♫
770
00:35:31,335 --> 00:35:34,519
♫ and I'm still thinkingwhy's this happening to me ♫
771
00:35:35,207 --> 00:35:36,706
♫ but I can't deny ♫
772
00:35:37,287 --> 00:35:39,297
♫ when I wonder why ♫
773
00:35:39,549 --> 00:35:43,201
♫ when nothing goes rightand I'm hung out to dry ♫
774
00:35:43,473 --> 00:35:44,253
♫ yeah ♫
775
00:35:44,253 --> 00:35:47,563
♫ still it's plain to seegod, you matter to me ♫
776
00:35:48,348 --> 00:35:51,709
♫ I matter to you asyou carry me through ♫
777
00:35:51,709 --> 00:35:53,963
♫ cause you matter to me ♫
778
00:35:54,034 --> 00:35:56,188
♫ and I matter to you ♫
779
00:35:56,188 --> 00:35:58,791
♫ as you carry me through this ♫
780
00:35:58,791 --> 00:36:01,183
♫ life of mine ♫
781
00:36:06,224 --> 00:36:08,800
(Dramatic music)
782
00:36:47,014 --> 00:36:48,107
(Knocking)
783
00:36:48,107 --> 00:36:49,312
- [Woman] Kate.
784
00:36:49,410 --> 00:36:50,280
That preacher guy's here.
785
00:36:50,280 --> 00:36:51,635
- Yep, just a second.
786
00:36:52,936 --> 00:36:54,530
- [Woman] you better get dressed.
787
00:37:00,104 --> 00:37:03,139
♫ I'm falling over the edge ♫
788
00:37:03,656 --> 00:37:05,560
♫ in love with you ♫
789
00:37:06,569 --> 00:37:08,398
- So how's your deal withthis record company going?
790
00:37:08,756 --> 00:37:09,997
- Good.
791
00:37:10,536 --> 00:37:12,419
- Yeah, well, you don'tsound too convincing.
792
00:37:14,584 --> 00:37:16,440
- Oh, it's, it's fine.
793
00:37:16,440 --> 00:37:17,762
It's just hard work.
794
00:37:17,832 --> 00:37:19,927
I'm not used to any of the dance moves.
795
00:37:20,253 --> 00:37:21,512
- Like what?
796
00:37:21,512 --> 00:37:22,739
- Like you do the shimmy, like the snake
797
00:37:22,739 --> 00:37:25,539
and you go, start from down there and--
798
00:37:26,309 --> 00:37:27,762
- oh, are you all right?
799
00:37:27,762 --> 00:37:29,271
- Yeah, fine.
800
00:37:29,501 --> 00:37:30,988
- Maybe you've been working too hard.
801
00:37:32,498 --> 00:37:34,092
Hey, I got an idea.
802
00:37:35,175 --> 00:37:35,926
Hop on.
803
00:37:36,914 --> 00:37:37,639
No, I'm serious.
804
00:37:37,639 --> 00:37:39,009
I'll give you a piggyback ride, come on.
805
00:37:40,562 --> 00:37:42,326
Actually, how much do you weigh?
806
00:37:42,759 --> 00:37:43,745
- Hey.
807
00:37:44,273 --> 00:37:45,046
- Serious.
808
00:37:45,062 --> 00:37:46,688
Okay, let's see.
809
00:37:46,822 --> 00:37:47,744
(Grunting)
810
00:37:47,996 --> 00:37:48,992
- Shut up.
811
00:37:49,158 --> 00:37:50,966
- Oh, you are heavy, oh, boy.
812
00:37:51,537 --> 00:37:53,003
No, it's all right, there we go.
813
00:37:53,915 --> 00:37:56,548
So when I was young,my dad used to take us
814
00:37:56,548 --> 00:37:57,604
on these long drives
815
00:37:57,604 --> 00:38:00,713
and we'd stop and look at the mountains
816
00:38:00,868 --> 00:38:01,961
and stuff and
817
00:38:03,310 --> 00:38:06,558
because the reality was he knewthat by the time we got there,
818
00:38:07,108 --> 00:38:08,979
it would always be different, you know?
819
00:38:09,987 --> 00:38:13,075
So sometimes we can kindaget sort of deceived
820
00:38:13,347 --> 00:38:15,293
by the destination andnot enjoy the journey.
821
00:38:16,867 --> 00:38:19,661
But, you know, that's just me talking
822
00:38:19,661 --> 00:38:21,991
blah, you know, I don't know,
823
00:38:22,029 --> 00:38:23,133
I don't know what I'm saying.
824
00:38:27,789 --> 00:38:28,824
(Yawns)
825
00:38:28,824 --> 00:38:30,034
Hey, I do that.
826
00:38:30,103 --> 00:38:30,876
- What?
827
00:38:31,671 --> 00:38:33,499
- Pretend to yawn when idon't know what to say.
828
00:38:33,602 --> 00:38:34,876
- Yeah.(laughs)
829
00:38:35,084 --> 00:38:36,038
- Yeah, hmm
830
00:38:41,527 --> 00:38:42,807
- it's getting late.
831
00:38:42,807 --> 00:38:43,585
- Yeah, it is, isn't it?
832
00:38:43,585 --> 00:38:44,657
Whew.
833
00:38:46,369 --> 00:38:50,160
Okay, well, so it's great.
834
00:38:50,710 --> 00:38:51,361
(Laughs)
835
00:38:51,361 --> 00:38:54,256
I guess I'll be going.
836
00:38:55,349 --> 00:38:56,293
Bye.
837
00:39:08,522 --> 00:39:09,588
- Pastor Simon?
838
00:39:09,588 --> 00:39:10,618
- Yeah.
839
00:39:12,767 --> 00:39:14,969
- That's a lot of stuff for a church.
840
00:39:18,195 --> 00:39:19,981
- Yeah, well, there's alot of homeless people--
841
00:39:20,350 --> 00:39:22,444
- without decent hi-def equipment.
842
00:39:22,834 --> 00:39:24,445
Oh, I've only got a transistor radio.
843
00:39:24,445 --> 00:39:26,402
It only gets A.M.
844
00:39:26,888 --> 00:39:28,691
- Well, maybe you should pray harder.
845
00:39:28,691 --> 00:39:30,860
God might give you a better joband then you can get an upgrade.
846
00:39:34,066 --> 00:39:36,780
(Ringing phone)
847
00:39:45,471 --> 00:39:47,747
- [Declan] something'sgoing down at the temple.
848
00:39:47,796 --> 00:39:49,145
They're turning it into
849
00:39:49,695 --> 00:39:50,503
a temple.
850
00:39:50,503 --> 00:39:51,841
- [Rothschild] keep aneye on it for we, will ya?
851
00:39:53,169 --> 00:39:54,101
(Retching)
852
00:40:05,887 --> 00:40:07,235
(Flushing toilet)
853
00:40:10,505 --> 00:40:12,216
- Right, let's lay down some tracks.
854
00:40:12,787 --> 00:40:14,072
- Yeah,
855
00:40:15,646 --> 00:40:17,091
everything okay in your neck of the woods?
856
00:40:17,822 --> 00:40:19,235
- Yeah, why?
857
00:40:19,465 --> 00:40:22,136
- We wanna make sureour little pop Princess
858
00:40:22,526 --> 00:40:24,130
is taking good care of herself.
859
00:40:25,106 --> 00:40:26,253
- Everything's hunky-dory.
860
00:40:26,483 --> 00:40:28,125
- Yeah, hunky-dory, yeah.
861
00:40:28,125 --> 00:40:29,634
You know, we did notice
862
00:40:29,683 --> 00:40:33,047
a little junk in the trunk, mmm?
863
00:40:35,901 --> 00:40:40,901
Yeah, we can't go showcasingsome bloated bovine.
864
00:40:42,365 --> 00:40:44,694
To record industry bigwigs, can we?
865
00:40:44,924 --> 00:40:45,750
Can we?
866
00:40:48,316 --> 00:40:51,233
You know the rules ofengagement, Princess,
867
00:40:51,420 --> 00:40:54,369
nothing can jeopardize this mission.
868
00:40:55,537 --> 00:40:57,312
Nothing.
869
00:41:08,678 --> 00:41:10,805
♫ there is power, power ♫
870
00:41:11,173 --> 00:41:13,268
♫ wonder working power ♫
871
00:41:13,456 --> 00:41:15,492
♫ in the precious blood ♫
872
00:41:15,492 --> 00:41:17,226
♫ of the lamb ♫
873
00:41:17,839 --> 00:41:21,044
♫ there is power, power ♫
874
00:41:21,295 --> 00:41:23,561
♫ wonder working power ♫
875
00:41:23,578 --> 00:41:26,151
♫ in the blood ♫
876
00:41:26,151 --> 00:41:27,821
♫ of the lamb ♫
877
00:41:28,412 --> 00:41:31,180
♫ there is power, power ♫
878
00:41:31,539 --> 00:41:33,602
♫ wonder working power ♫
879
00:41:33,639 --> 00:41:35,682
♫ in the precious blood ♫
880
00:41:35,752 --> 00:41:37,367
♫ of the lamb ♫
881
00:41:40,413 --> 00:41:40,929
- Woo.
882
00:41:41,533 --> 00:41:42,380
(Clapping)
883
00:41:45,502 --> 00:41:47,196
You know, there's anothergreat story in the Bible,
884
00:41:47,196 --> 00:41:49,505
and that's the story ofsaul, who later became Paul.
885
00:41:49,937 --> 00:41:53,206
I mean, this guy on the outsidelooked like he had it all
886
00:41:54,737 --> 00:41:55,520
(laughing)
887
00:41:56,593 --> 00:41:58,528
- Hah, I am stuffed.
888
00:41:58,972 --> 00:42:00,149
What a day, huh?
889
00:42:00,870 --> 00:42:01,760
- Yeah, oh, thank you.
890
00:42:01,958 --> 00:42:03,284
- We need more shows.
891
00:42:03,398 --> 00:42:04,800
I'm thinking eight a week.
892
00:42:05,072 --> 00:42:06,208
Two on Sundays.
893
00:42:06,736 --> 00:42:09,024
Matinee Wednesday for theold people to come along?
894
00:42:09,670 --> 00:42:11,444
- Yeah, it's not really a show.
895
00:42:11,536 --> 00:42:12,479
- You know what I mean, eh?
896
00:42:12,517 --> 00:42:14,666
Come on, think of allthe lost souls out there.
897
00:42:14,875 --> 00:42:15,967
They need you.
898
00:42:16,816 --> 00:42:19,327
Now, I'd be happy if it was just Sunday
899
00:42:19,673 --> 00:42:20,564
you know that,
900
00:42:20,570 --> 00:42:22,665
but it's not about meand it's not about you.
901
00:42:23,290 --> 00:42:24,287
It's about them.
902
00:42:24,911 --> 00:42:26,505
- Yeah, yeah, I'm--
903
00:42:27,055 --> 00:42:29,300
it's just that I don't know.
904
00:42:29,594 --> 00:42:31,236
There's a lot of need in our church.
905
00:42:31,236 --> 00:42:33,113
A lot of these people are going hungry
906
00:42:33,113 --> 00:42:34,242
and they've got nowhere to live.
907
00:42:34,242 --> 00:42:35,415
I was talking to Aaron the other day
908
00:42:35,415 --> 00:42:36,418
and he was telling me--
909
00:42:36,418 --> 00:42:37,676
- who's Aaron?
910
00:42:37,676 --> 00:42:39,222
- He's one of the homeless guys.
911
00:42:39,222 --> 00:42:40,673
I was just thinking that
912
00:42:40,673 --> 00:42:42,107
what if we build a shelteror a soup kitchen--
913
00:42:42,752 --> 00:42:43,872
- whoa, whoa, whoa.
914
00:42:43,872 --> 00:42:44,966
- Hey, wow.
915
00:42:45,013 --> 00:42:47,413
I love your enthusiasim, but whatdo you think I'm running here,
916
00:42:47,413 --> 00:42:48,485
a charity?
917
00:42:49,281 --> 00:42:51,381
Hey, I agree, these bums, they need stuff,
918
00:42:51,381 --> 00:42:53,851
but we got to get thechurch up on it's feet.
919
00:42:54,081 --> 00:42:56,229
Before we can helpt these people.
920
00:42:58,240 --> 00:42:59,152
- People.
921
00:42:59,360 --> 00:43:00,229
- Yeah.
922
00:43:00,725 --> 00:43:03,354
- Trust me, once we get thechurch up to eight gigs a week,
923
00:43:03,381 --> 00:43:06,095
we'll pull in enough moneyto feed, clothe, shelter,
924
00:43:06,303 --> 00:43:09,327
the whole city, eh?
925
00:43:09,962 --> 00:43:12,889
So you just concentrate on the preaching,
926
00:43:12,917 --> 00:43:14,329
leave the rest up to me.
927
00:43:15,125 --> 00:43:17,028
Get out there and save some souls.
928
00:43:17,802 --> 00:43:18,894
- All right.
929
00:43:30,782 --> 00:43:31,767
- Is Luke in here?
930
00:43:32,083 --> 00:43:33,165
- He's taking confession.
931
00:43:35,789 --> 00:43:37,560
- Wow, he must be good.
932
00:43:37,630 --> 00:43:38,561
- Yeah.
933
00:43:39,794 --> 00:43:40,504
- Do you mind?
934
00:43:45,843 --> 00:43:47,330
- [Luke] is there
935
00:43:48,124 --> 00:43:49,751
anything you would liketo confess, my child?
936
00:43:51,644 --> 00:43:53,314
(Toilet flushing)
937
00:43:54,161 --> 00:43:55,265
- This is kinda weird.
938
00:43:55,901 --> 00:43:56,971
- Really, weird?
939
00:43:58,737 --> 00:43:59,809
- Pastor Luke
940
00:44:01,298 --> 00:44:03,852
do you like rings?
941
00:44:04,775 --> 00:44:06,411
- [Luke] what, like on me?
942
00:44:07,463 --> 00:44:08,491
- For instance.
943
00:44:08,817 --> 00:44:11,494
- Yeah, sure, but I don't want too many.
944
00:44:11,494 --> 00:44:13,366
I don't want to end up lookinglike Mr. t or anything.
945
00:44:15,761 --> 00:44:19,467
- Just say someone had given you a ring,
946
00:44:19,675 --> 00:44:21,632
a very precious ring,
947
00:44:21,776 --> 00:44:23,732
and you liked it a lot,
948
00:44:25,776 --> 00:44:26,986
and then you discovered
949
00:44:27,813 --> 00:44:28,767
it was
950
00:44:34,074 --> 00:44:35,306
pre-loved.
951
00:44:35,642 --> 00:44:37,247
- What you mean like,second-hand or something?
952
00:44:37,615 --> 00:44:38,985
- I prefer the term pre-loved.
953
00:44:40,933 --> 00:44:42,430
Would you still accept it?
954
00:44:45,919 --> 00:44:47,930
- I guess for me,
955
00:44:48,751 --> 00:44:50,803
purity comes from within, so
956
00:44:52,923 --> 00:44:53,787
yeah.
957
00:45:01,678 --> 00:45:02,879
- Wow, that is a nice ring.
958
00:45:04,088 --> 00:45:05,327
All right, it's not cheap.
959
00:45:05,979 --> 00:45:08,207
You know, I wouldn't say no to a discount.
960
00:45:09,358 --> 00:45:10,856
Perhaps you've seen me before.
961
00:45:11,211 --> 00:45:12,901
I've just been on TV.
962
00:45:12,977 --> 00:45:14,034
I'm a bit of a celebrity.
963
00:45:14,110 --> 00:45:15,319
Healed in Jesus name.
964
00:45:15,877 --> 00:45:17,508
Perhaps we could still work something out,
965
00:45:18,200 --> 00:45:20,754
you know, and I could wearit the next time I'm on TV.
966
00:45:21,080 --> 00:45:23,759
I mean, I wouldn't wear it,but my fiancee would of course.
967
00:45:23,941 --> 00:45:25,285
Do you have any needs?
968
00:45:25,707 --> 00:45:27,665
Do you have anything I can pray for?
969
00:45:28,241 --> 00:45:30,008
Sore leg, gammy arm or something?
970
00:45:30,488 --> 00:45:32,034
Pain in the neck?
971
00:45:32,542 --> 00:45:33,387
Get it?No?
972
00:45:34,145 --> 00:45:35,461
Okay, no.
973
00:45:37,851 --> 00:45:40,338
How 'bout 20 %?
974
00:45:40,702 --> 00:45:41,701
No?
975
00:45:41,816 --> 00:45:43,400
10 %?
976
00:45:44,427 --> 00:45:46,154
10 %, that's pretty good.
977
00:45:46,154 --> 00:45:48,296
I'll wear this on TV whilei was praying for people.
978
00:45:48,344 --> 00:45:50,197
Well, I wouldn't, my finacee would.
979
00:45:50,600 --> 00:45:51,695
You know what I mean.
980
00:45:52,904 --> 00:45:55,313
10 %, no?
981
00:45:55,313 --> 00:45:58,951
Five, five percent discount, how's that?
982
00:45:59,422 --> 00:46:00,949
Let's make this work, okay?
983
00:46:01,457 --> 00:46:02,378
One percent?
984
00:46:02,753 --> 00:46:03,685
No.
985
00:46:04,577 --> 00:46:05,000
I'll take it.
986
00:46:06,085 --> 00:46:07,035
And then,
987
00:46:07,313 --> 00:46:09,128
one day Saul's life changed.
988
00:46:09,992 --> 00:46:11,287
On the Damascus freeway.
989
00:46:12,353 --> 00:46:13,554
His eyes were blinded
990
00:46:15,131 --> 00:46:16,635
to the material things of this world.
991
00:46:16,635 --> 00:46:18,383
He came face to face with Jesus,
992
00:46:18,565 --> 00:46:21,032
and a man that thought he had no choice,
993
00:46:21,550 --> 00:46:23,077
no choice in this world,
994
00:46:23,096 --> 00:46:26,178
was given a choice.
995
00:46:26,742 --> 00:46:29,871
♫ god can wash away my sins ♫
996
00:46:30,092 --> 00:46:33,990
♫ nothing but the blood of Jesus ♫
997
00:46:34,594 --> 00:46:38,011
♫ what can make me whole again ♫
998
00:46:38,752 --> 00:46:42,150
♫ nothing but the blood of Jesus ♫
999
00:46:42,764 --> 00:46:46,777
♫ for my pardon this I see ♫
1000
00:46:46,978 --> 00:46:49,993
♫ nothing but the blood of Jesus ♫
1001
00:46:55,312 --> 00:46:56,732
- How's business
1002
00:46:57,346 --> 00:46:59,247
- it's good, I guess
1003
00:46:59,736 --> 00:47:00,726
- the preacher,
1004
00:47:01,263 --> 00:47:02,502
still weaving his magic?
1005
00:47:03,967 --> 00:47:05,114
- Sure.
1006
00:47:09,290 --> 00:47:11,001
- Do you actually believe it, Simon?
1007
00:47:13,908 --> 00:47:15,396
Does he really work miracles?
1008
00:47:17,482 --> 00:47:19,320
- Well, he gave me a new lease on life.
1009
00:47:20,350 --> 00:47:21,753
Why do you ask?
1010
00:47:26,942 --> 00:47:28,760
- We expect our money by Friday.
1011
00:47:30,206 --> 00:47:31,561
Midnight.
1012
00:47:31,561 --> 00:47:32,632
- Yeah, I know.
1013
00:47:34,046 --> 00:47:35,937
- Don't be late, Christian.
1014
00:48:01,607 --> 00:48:02,721
(Ringing)
1015
00:48:05,233 --> 00:48:08,064
- [Voiceover] hello, meadowlane clinic.
1016
00:48:08,454 --> 00:48:10,218
Hello.(beep)
1017
00:48:28,944 --> 00:48:30,718
(Games blasting)
1018
00:48:32,421 --> 00:48:33,918
(Grunts)
1019
00:48:38,428 --> 00:48:39,876
- What do you call that?
1020
00:48:39,876 --> 00:48:40,862
- It's an engagement ring.
1021
00:48:40,911 --> 00:48:42,121
- It's not a good as mine.
1022
00:48:43,855 --> 00:48:46,259
I'll bet yours doesn't glow in the dark.
1023
00:48:51,630 --> 00:48:52,840
- You're all dressed up.
1024
00:48:53,476 --> 00:48:54,386
- You're not.
1025
00:48:54,616 --> 00:48:55,630
- Wally.
1026
00:48:55,630 --> 00:48:59,101
- That's okay, cause I'd takeyou just the way you are.
1027
00:48:59,362 --> 00:49:00,710
That's the kind of guy I am.
1028
00:49:01,400 --> 00:49:05,239
Whereas Bible-thumper over here,well, he want ya cause you're
1029
00:49:05,239 --> 00:49:07,088
fresh out of the drawer.
1030
00:49:07,703 --> 00:49:08,752
(Chuckles)
1031
00:49:10,818 --> 00:49:12,230
- Luke, could I have
1032
00:49:13,884 --> 00:49:15,932
a private word with you?
1033
00:49:26,325 --> 00:49:27,370
- Are you okay?
1034
00:49:27,370 --> 00:49:28,196
- I'm fine.
1035
00:49:29,153 --> 00:49:30,276
- What's wrong?
1036
00:49:30,528 --> 00:49:31,434
- Nothing, okay?
1037
00:49:31,434 --> 00:49:32,517
I just had a bad day.
1038
00:49:32,533 --> 00:49:34,134
- Well, I was just wondering,cause I hadn't seen you in a while.
1039
00:49:34,134 --> 00:49:35,236
- Look, Luke.
1040
00:49:36,832 --> 00:49:38,297
I know what you're thinking and
1041
00:49:40,427 --> 00:49:41,998
I just Don''t see this going anywhere.
1042
00:49:46,644 --> 00:49:48,099
My life's a bit complicated right now,
1043
00:49:48,244 --> 00:49:49,336
and I just
1044
00:49:51,124 --> 00:49:52,440
I don't think, I just
1045
00:49:53,545 --> 00:49:54,931
don't think I'm the right
1046
00:49:56,071 --> 00:49:58,017
kinda girl for you.
1047
00:50:03,453 --> 00:50:04,663
Sorry.
1048
00:50:15,005 --> 00:50:16,460
- Good one, Romeo.
1049
00:50:22,812 --> 00:50:24,321
Blown it for both of us.
1050
00:50:28,690 --> 00:50:31,569
I suppose we could get a couple of pesos
1051
00:50:31,569 --> 00:50:33,815
for your ring, though.
1052
00:50:34,269 --> 00:50:35,158
(Laughs)
1053
00:50:36,369 --> 00:50:37,301
(Snaps box)
1054
00:50:37,926 --> 00:50:39,361
(Sad music)
1055
00:51:29,787 --> 00:51:30,805
- [Voiceover] be verycareful, very careful.
1056
00:51:30,805 --> 00:51:31,702
Oh, look out.
1057
00:51:31,702 --> 00:51:32,802
- Chaos around here, eh?
1058
00:51:32,802 --> 00:51:34,319
- Welcome to perdition.
1059
00:51:34,897 --> 00:51:36,388
- Good day, mate.
1060
00:51:37,098 --> 00:51:39,319
- Complete chaos around here today.
1061
00:51:39,913 --> 00:51:42,366
- [Voiceover] whoa, ho, ho, easy tiger.
1062
00:51:42,666 --> 00:51:45,489
- All paid up?
1063
00:51:45,686 --> 00:51:47,856
What about another wager?
1064
00:51:47,991 --> 00:51:49,687
Next race starts in 15 minutes.
1065
00:51:49,910 --> 00:51:52,067
Quit while you're ahead, eh?
1066
00:51:52,776 --> 00:51:54,025
Good, lad.
1067
00:51:54,569 --> 00:51:55,562
- So that's it?
1068
00:51:56,399 --> 00:51:58,633
- I heard you found religion.
1069
00:51:59,586 --> 00:52:00,681
- Are we done?
1070
00:52:01,390 --> 00:52:02,280
- It's not right.
1071
00:52:03,619 --> 00:52:06,415
And I like things to be just right.
1072
00:52:07,240 --> 00:52:09,576
- [Voiceover] now, flour,needs a little bit of flour.
1073
00:52:09,576 --> 00:52:10,530
Not too thick, though.
1074
00:52:10,530 --> 00:52:11,867
Needs a little milk.
1075
00:52:13,295 --> 00:52:15,841
And an egg, never have toomany eggs in the cake, can you?
1076
00:52:15,841 --> 00:52:16,808
There you go.
1077
00:52:16,826 --> 00:52:18,369
And voila.
1078
00:52:37,560 --> 00:52:39,156
- This is gonna be lovely.
1079
00:52:41,003 --> 00:52:42,596
It's called comfort food, Simon.
1080
00:52:43,065 --> 00:52:45,952
People like to eat things thatremind them of better times.
1081
00:52:46,571 --> 00:52:48,832
It's time we made this town
1082
00:52:48,966 --> 00:52:50,661
comfortable again.
1083
00:52:54,531 --> 00:52:56,154
♫ innocent ♫
1084
00:53:01,326 --> 00:53:03,032
♫ I'm a precious package ♫
1085
00:53:03,532 --> 00:53:04,530
♫ be careful ♫
1086
00:53:04,807 --> 00:53:05,888
♫ be careful ♫
1087
00:53:06,290 --> 00:53:08,413
♫ better treat me extra ♫
1088
00:53:08,883 --> 00:53:11,318
♫ special special ♫
1089
00:53:11,964 --> 00:53:14,929
♫ my heart is red a Rose petal ♫
1090
00:53:15,714 --> 00:53:16,630
♫ petal ♫
1091
00:53:17,034 --> 00:53:19,178
♫ pick my petal love me not ♫
1092
00:53:19,451 --> 00:53:20,802
♫ then I'll make you cry ♫
1093
00:53:20,893 --> 00:53:22,039
♫ like a little girl ♫
1094
00:53:22,314 --> 00:53:24,434
♫ I'm dangerous, but innocent ♫
1095
00:53:24,950 --> 00:53:27,057
♫ pure, but insolent ♫
1096
00:53:27,715 --> 00:53:29,592
♫ dangerous, but innocent ♫
1097
00:53:30,353 --> 00:53:32,598
♫ innocent, innocent ♫
1098
00:53:33,091 --> 00:53:35,313
♫ innocent, innocent ♫
1099
00:53:41,922 --> 00:53:43,682
- Sorry, folks, she doesn't usually make
1100
00:53:43,726 --> 00:53:45,743
these kind of mistakes, do you, Princess?
1101
00:53:47,605 --> 00:53:48,675
Sorry about that.
1102
00:53:48,731 --> 00:53:50,311
- Yeah, but what can you do?
1103
00:53:51,470 --> 00:53:52,040
Knocked up.
1104
00:53:53,249 --> 00:53:54,727
- Thank you, I think we've seen enough.
1105
00:53:55,886 --> 00:53:57,314
(Sighs)
1106
00:54:28,409 --> 00:54:30,258
(Grunts)
1107
00:54:41,510 --> 00:54:42,916
- [Simon] pastor Luke.
1108
00:54:42,916 --> 00:54:44,349
I need you to come with me.
1109
00:54:47,203 --> 00:54:49,783
- What's happened to us, Simon?
1110
00:54:52,292 --> 00:54:53,591
I found us a new property.
1111
00:54:53,635 --> 00:54:56,252
It'd make a great church,
1112
00:54:57,181 --> 00:54:58,634
but we got to leave now
1113
00:54:58,651 --> 00:55:02,756
and meet the real estate agentbefore the deal goes cold.
1114
00:55:19,413 --> 00:55:21,058
- What's going on, Simon?
1115
00:56:27,311 --> 00:56:30,172
- [Rothschild] why don't you jump?
1116
00:56:30,523 --> 00:56:32,016
Just kidding.
1117
00:56:33,070 --> 00:56:34,856
A lot of hungry people down there.
1118
00:56:35,591 --> 00:56:37,851
You'd like to feed them all, wouldn't you?
1119
00:56:38,588 --> 00:56:43,588
We got a bit of asituation here, haven't we?
1120
00:56:45,472 --> 00:56:49,782
I mean, don't get me wrong, I like you.
1121
00:56:49,782 --> 00:56:51,709
I think what you do is admirable.
1122
00:56:52,113 --> 00:56:53,822
It's just that my associates
1123
00:56:53,840 --> 00:56:55,569
want some things left the way they were.
1124
00:56:55,569 --> 00:56:56,970
They're setting up all theselittle lolly shops everywhere
1125
00:56:57,154 --> 00:56:58,516
and you come along andset up a dental clinic.
1126
00:56:58,516 --> 00:56:59,561
It's not good for business.
1127
00:57:01,089 --> 00:57:02,197
- What is it you want from me?
1128
00:57:02,663 --> 00:57:05,460
- I want to offer you a job, a real job.
1129
00:57:05,721 --> 00:57:06,881
Come and work for me.
1130
00:57:07,157 --> 00:57:07,931
- Doing what?
1131
00:57:08,307 --> 00:57:09,274
- Casino host.
1132
00:57:09,627 --> 00:57:10,861
- What?
1133
00:57:11,161 --> 00:57:14,291
- I needc someone to welcomethe guests into my casino.
1134
00:57:14,360 --> 00:57:15,993
Make 'em feel good.
1135
00:57:16,563 --> 00:57:18,566
I'll even give you all the charity money
1136
00:57:18,752 --> 00:57:20,871
I have to give away for tax reasons
1137
00:57:21,477 --> 00:57:22,714
to do with whatever you like.
1138
00:57:23,642 --> 00:57:27,104
Mate, I can give you this town
1139
00:57:27,238 --> 00:57:30,272
just don't rock the boat.
1140
00:57:30,886 --> 00:57:33,843
Just leave things as they are
1141
00:57:34,361 --> 00:57:37,632
and everyone will be happy.
1142
00:57:38,175 --> 00:57:42,200
These people mean business, mate.
1143
00:57:42,860 --> 00:57:46,517
It's not a game to them.
1144
00:57:46,672 --> 00:57:49,125
- It's not a game for me either.
1145
00:57:50,923 --> 00:57:53,503
- It was nice meeting you.
1146
00:58:13,641 --> 00:58:15,120
(Choir singing)
1147
00:58:52,811 --> 00:58:53,912
- [Luke] I thirst.
1148
00:58:55,046 --> 00:58:58,725
This was one of the lastthings that Jesus ever said.
1149
00:59:01,967 --> 00:59:03,117
I thirst.
1150
00:59:05,874 --> 00:59:07,622
Some of you here today
1151
00:59:09,867 --> 00:59:11,077
you thirst.
1152
00:59:13,746 --> 00:59:15,442
And no matter how hard you try
1153
00:59:16,036 --> 00:59:17,694
to quench that thirst
1154
00:59:19,006 --> 00:59:20,843
nothing works.
1155
00:59:56,892 --> 00:59:58,574
We were born with a black hole
1156
01:00:00,220 --> 01:00:01,390
in our soul
1157
01:00:02,869 --> 01:00:05,922
and we throw so much into that
1158
01:00:06,055 --> 01:00:07,623
and nothing will ever fill it.
1159
01:00:09,371 --> 01:00:12,807
And we all continue to thirst.
1160
01:00:15,564 --> 01:00:17,659
(Beeping)
1161
01:00:37,316 --> 01:00:38,804
- [Declan] fix her.
1162
01:00:39,517 --> 01:00:40,983
- What?
1163
01:00:41,438 --> 01:00:43,309
- Fix her.
1164
01:01:08,841 --> 01:01:12,344
- Lord, I thank you, I pray right now
1165
01:01:13,097 --> 01:01:16,249
just release your anointing here, lord.
1166
01:01:16,862 --> 01:01:17,849
Heal her now.
1167
01:01:18,303 --> 01:01:19,267
(Fast beeping)
1168
01:01:19,603 --> 01:01:20,813
(Flatline sounding)
1169
01:01:21,982 --> 01:01:22,974
- What did you do?
1170
01:01:22,974 --> 01:01:24,387
- No, no, no, just wait.
1171
01:01:28,637 --> 01:01:29,891
- [Declan] you killed her.
1172
01:01:29,982 --> 01:01:31,789
- No, no, no, it's gonna work.
1173
01:01:33,938 --> 01:01:35,037
- [Declan] you killed her.
1174
01:01:35,037 --> 01:01:36,317
- No, it's meant to work.
1175
01:01:36,317 --> 01:01:37,714
- You're full of it.
1176
01:01:37,714 --> 01:01:38,605
You're a phony.
1177
01:01:39,314 --> 01:01:40,887
You're a phony, just like the rest of 'em.
1178
01:01:40,979 --> 01:01:42,102
Get out.
1179
01:01:43,314 --> 01:01:48,082
Mum, mum, mum, don't leave me, mum.
1180
01:01:48,082 --> 01:01:49,255
Mum?
1181
01:01:49,255 --> 01:01:50,327
Mum.
1182
01:01:50,855 --> 01:01:53,686
Mum, mum.
1183
01:02:18,415 --> 01:02:19,626
- It's done.
1184
01:02:22,992 --> 01:02:25,567
(Suspenseful music)
1185
01:03:02,841 --> 01:03:04,669
- [Kate] help.
1186
01:03:05,304 --> 01:03:06,418
Help.
1187
01:03:06,680 --> 01:03:08,531
- [Luke] Kate?- [Kate] Luke.
1188
01:03:09,059 --> 01:03:10,653
- [Luke] Kate.- [Kate] Help.
1189
01:03:11,161 --> 01:03:12,893
- [Luke] Kate.
1190
01:03:30,649 --> 01:03:31,762
- [Voiceover] you'rehere to see Kate page?
1191
01:03:31,791 --> 01:03:32,473
- Yeah, yeah.
1192
01:03:32,473 --> 01:03:33,780
- [Voiceover] come this way.
1193
01:03:33,946 --> 01:03:35,033
- How is she?
1194
01:03:35,033 --> 01:03:36,062
- Well, she's still in icu,
1195
01:03:36,409 --> 01:03:37,892
but her condition has improved.
1196
01:03:37,892 --> 01:03:39,401
- Oh, thank god.
1197
01:03:39,865 --> 01:03:41,715
- The good news is thebaby is still healthy.
1198
01:03:42,649 --> 01:03:43,378
- The what?
1199
01:03:44,132 --> 01:03:45,577
- The pregnancy is unaffected.
1200
01:03:46,852 --> 01:03:48,935
- You are daz Cunningham.
1201
01:03:49,528 --> 01:03:50,398
- No.
1202
01:03:50,926 --> 01:03:52,062
- Well, then I'm sorry.
1203
01:03:53,006 --> 01:03:55,613
I can only allow family membersor the father of the child
1204
01:03:55,705 --> 01:03:56,840
into icu.
1205
01:03:58,190 --> 01:04:00,680
- Child? i--
1206
01:04:02,306 --> 01:04:04,861
- [voiceover] I'm sorry,it's hospital policy.
1207
01:04:08,927 --> 01:04:10,255
I'm sorry.
1208
01:04:11,959 --> 01:04:15,847
- Can you pass a messageonto Kate from Luke?
1209
01:04:18,274 --> 01:04:18,970
Can you
1210
01:04:21,313 --> 01:04:24,486
could you just tell her I
1211
01:04:25,772 --> 01:04:30,010
tell her I said, "goodbye."
1212
01:04:39,576 --> 01:04:41,362
(Ominous music)
1213
01:05:08,478 --> 01:05:12,429
- [Voiceover] Daniel,oh, that's not Daniel.
1214
01:05:12,776 --> 01:05:14,529
(Indistinct talking)
1215
01:05:33,192 --> 01:05:36,086
(Sirens)
1216
01:05:38,898 --> 01:05:40,321
(Birds singing)
1217
01:05:40,871 --> 01:05:42,060
(Crowing)
1218
01:05:48,197 --> 01:05:50,625
- Ah, Luke.
1219
01:05:51,015 --> 01:05:51,979
(Laughs)
1220
01:05:52,497 --> 01:05:53,622
Good to see you.
1221
01:05:53,808 --> 01:05:56,362
- Hi, I got you this.
1222
01:05:59,323 --> 01:06:02,208
(Bag rattling)
1223
01:06:02,325 --> 01:06:03,109
(Laughs)
1224
01:06:03,818 --> 01:06:05,806
The bsa service Manuel.
1225
01:06:06,164 --> 01:06:06,969
(Laughs)
1226
01:06:07,381 --> 01:06:09,167
- Well, I thought if you'renot gonna listen to me,
1227
01:06:09,321 --> 01:06:10,969
at least listen to the experts.
1228
01:06:12,564 --> 01:06:15,012
- That's great, oh, this is what I need.
1229
01:06:15,178 --> 01:06:16,452
Sparking plug.
1230
01:06:16,819 --> 01:06:18,126
Oh, yeah.
1231
01:06:18,996 --> 01:06:20,068
(Laughs)
1232
01:06:22,759 --> 01:06:24,675
- You were right, I
1233
01:06:24,991 --> 01:06:26,615
I shouldn't have gone into the city.
1234
01:06:30,635 --> 01:06:32,524
And to think I was gonna perform miracles.
1235
01:06:33,075 --> 01:06:35,127
- You effected change, Luke.
1236
01:06:35,197 --> 01:06:36,844
One small acorn, remember?
1237
01:06:38,087 --> 01:06:40,706
What about your young lady?
1238
01:06:41,117 --> 01:06:42,860
- You wouldn't understand about that.
1239
01:06:43,612 --> 01:06:44,642
- No?
1240
01:06:50,207 --> 01:06:53,440
I had 15 short years with my wife.
1241
01:06:54,150 --> 01:06:55,040
Precious years.
1242
01:06:56,359 --> 01:06:57,803
And you know what I regret the most?
1243
01:06:59,111 --> 01:07:01,600
All those silly littlearguments and resentments.
1244
01:07:03,996 --> 01:07:06,625
If you're really meant for each other,
1245
01:07:07,815 --> 01:07:09,727
you need to make every second count.
1246
01:07:11,558 --> 01:07:12,566
- She lied to me.
1247
01:07:13,275 --> 01:07:15,808
I mean, she just broke my trust.
1248
01:07:16,731 --> 01:07:18,603
- But Luke
1249
01:07:19,696 --> 01:07:23,625
what is love without forgiveness?
1250
01:07:25,338 --> 01:07:26,558
(Crowing)
1251
01:07:30,987 --> 01:07:33,705
I mean, how do you knowabout my feelings for her?
1252
01:07:34,436 --> 01:07:36,147
Seriously, who are you to talk?
1253
01:07:36,964 --> 01:07:38,088
I mean, look at you.
1254
01:07:38,479 --> 01:07:40,830
You're just puttering aroundin here, hiding from reality.
1255
01:07:40,943 --> 01:07:42,953
Why don't you just get on with your life
1256
01:07:43,119 --> 01:07:45,470
before you start tellingme how to live my life.
1257
01:07:46,319 --> 01:07:47,550
(Wrench clinking)
1258
01:08:05,603 --> 01:08:07,229
♫ it's getting warm ♫
1259
01:08:08,163 --> 01:08:10,563
♫ the night is young but you ♫
1260
01:08:10,563 --> 01:08:12,093
♫ walk alone ♫
1261
01:08:13,304 --> 01:08:14,652
♫ once again ♫
1262
01:08:16,011 --> 01:08:17,541
♫ see the sight ♫
1263
01:08:18,794 --> 01:08:20,944
♫ familiar faces seem to ♫
1264
01:08:21,152 --> 01:08:23,055
♫ walk on by ♫
1265
01:08:24,084 --> 01:08:25,272
♫ hands in hands ♫
1266
01:08:26,676 --> 01:08:28,248
♫ I think of you ♫
1267
01:08:29,384 --> 01:08:30,899
♫what you would look like ♫
1268
01:08:30,899 --> 01:08:34,125
♫ in discovering truth in ♫
1269
01:08:34,441 --> 01:08:36,045
♫ how I feel ♫
1270
01:08:37,096 --> 01:08:38,808
♫ could this be true ♫
1271
01:08:39,742 --> 01:08:43,725
♫ cause I've been thinking about you ♫
1272
01:08:44,222 --> 01:08:46,167
♫ about you ♫
1273
01:08:47,783 --> 01:08:51,948
♫ I thought I saw you in the summer sky ♫
1274
01:08:53,042 --> 01:08:54,231
♫ you looked at me ♫
1275
01:08:55,260 --> 01:08:58,229
♫ and I saw the stars in your eyes ♫
1276
01:08:58,342 --> 01:09:01,994
♫ I thought I heardyou was I out of line ♫
1277
01:09:03,483 --> 01:09:04,768
♫ or is this love ♫
1278
01:09:05,862 --> 01:09:08,949
♫ maybe we'll find our light ♫
1279
01:09:16,464 --> 01:09:19,977
♫ maybe we'll find our light ♫
1280
01:09:28,120 --> 01:09:29,788
♫ oh, oh ♫
1281
01:09:40,331 --> 01:09:41,424
♫ black and blue ♫
1282
01:09:41,538 --> 01:09:42,448
♫ black and blue ♫
1283
01:09:42,635 --> 01:09:44,027
♫ black, black, blood ♫
1284
01:09:44,054 --> 01:09:46,267
♫ blood, blood, blood ♫
1285
01:09:46,336 --> 01:09:48,368
♫ bathing zebra ♫
1286
01:09:48,673 --> 01:09:51,224
♫ zebra, zebra, zebra of death ♫
1287
01:09:52,799 --> 01:09:56,109
♫ kill the unicorn, unicorn, unicorn ♫
1288
01:09:56,756 --> 01:09:58,050
♫ of life ♫
1289
01:10:01,299 --> 01:10:03,768
♫ I buried my pet ♫
1290
01:10:04,777 --> 01:10:07,361
♫ unicorn ♫
1291
01:10:10,174 --> 01:10:13,408
(Indistinct talking)
1292
01:10:19,314 --> 01:10:21,888
- Big round of applause for Willow.
1293
01:10:22,858 --> 01:10:24,216
(Clears throat)
1294
01:10:24,216 --> 01:10:27,079
Right, our next performer is
1295
01:10:29,675 --> 01:10:31,003
pastor Luke.
1296
01:10:34,988 --> 01:10:36,145
- You're up, preacher.
1297
01:10:39,713 --> 01:10:41,617
- Pastor Luke, everybody, yes.
1298
01:10:48,214 --> 01:10:51,044
- Yeah, welcome to my church.
1299
01:10:52,693 --> 01:10:54,639
Yeah, this is a church, right?
1300
01:10:55,146 --> 01:10:59,215
You know, you come in here andyou fellowship with your friends
1301
01:10:59,392 --> 01:11:02,436
and you give youroffering to the bar lady.
1302
01:11:03,871 --> 01:11:05,221
Yeah, bar lady.
1303
01:11:05,631 --> 01:11:06,820
(Cheering)
1304
01:11:07,188 --> 01:11:08,099
(Laughs)
1305
01:11:08,692 --> 01:11:11,779
And you drink in thespirit of Jack Daniels.
1306
01:11:12,490 --> 01:11:13,762
(Cheering)
1307
01:11:15,412 --> 01:11:19,075
Yeah, I'm a pastor
1308
01:11:19,667 --> 01:11:23,892
and you know the difference between
1309
01:11:23,892 --> 01:11:27,523
a priest, a reverend and a pastor is?
1310
01:11:27,529 --> 01:11:29,384
Is the
1311
01:11:29,384 --> 01:11:30,797
is the
1312
01:11:32,467 --> 01:11:35,273
is the alcohol volume?
1313
01:11:35,273 --> 01:11:36,460
Something?
1314
01:11:36,713 --> 01:11:38,103
Yeah, yeah.
1315
01:11:38,290 --> 01:11:39,360
(Cheering)
1316
01:11:40,180 --> 01:11:41,183
Yeah.
1317
01:11:44,499 --> 01:11:47,745
Beer, this is why we're here, right?
1318
01:11:48,124 --> 01:11:49,687
(Agreeing)
1319
01:11:50,641 --> 01:11:51,414
(Glasses clinking)
1320
01:11:54,354 --> 01:11:55,809
No, it's not.
1321
01:11:57,702 --> 01:11:58,999
You know we're here because
1322
01:12:00,124 --> 01:12:02,133
we're scared, frightened little children
1323
01:12:03,249 --> 01:12:05,216
hiding in the closet from the bogeyman.
1324
01:12:06,650 --> 01:12:07,498
This time
1325
01:12:08,390 --> 01:12:10,497
the bogeyman is, is life.
1326
01:12:12,528 --> 01:12:15,574
We think if we drink enough of this that
1327
01:12:16,347 --> 01:12:17,579
we'll just numb the pain.
1328
01:12:20,229 --> 01:12:22,746
But the reality is no matterhow much of this we drink,
1329
01:12:22,746 --> 01:12:24,532
we're still gonna have towake up tomorrow morning.
1330
01:12:26,821 --> 01:12:28,713
We're still gonna have to face life
1331
01:12:30,746 --> 01:12:31,818
head-on.
1332
01:12:34,745 --> 01:12:35,934
So what do we do?
1333
01:12:37,081 --> 01:12:38,558
- Drink more beer.
1334
01:12:38,746 --> 01:12:39,859
(Cheering)
1335
01:12:41,722 --> 01:12:43,044
- How much has he had to drink?
1336
01:12:43,044 --> 01:12:45,193
- He's on his first light beer.
1337
01:12:46,607 --> 01:12:49,394
- Luke, you're being an idiot.
1338
01:12:49,966 --> 01:12:51,976
- Yeah, I know I stink at stand-up comedy.
1339
01:12:52,047 --> 01:12:53,618
- Dur, not that
1340
01:12:54,020 --> 01:12:54,692
Kate.
1341
01:12:54,692 --> 01:12:56,349
- What about her?
1342
01:12:56,771 --> 01:12:58,760
- Daz says he doesn't wantanything to do with the baby.
1343
01:12:59,918 --> 01:13:01,586
And her condition has deteriorated.
1344
01:13:02,136 --> 01:13:02,984
- What can I do?
1345
01:13:03,672 --> 01:13:04,307
I'm useless.
1346
01:13:04,333 --> 01:13:08,082
- Mate, she's as closeto pure as you can get.
1347
01:13:09,709 --> 01:13:12,561
You and her were meant to be together.
1348
01:13:13,315 --> 01:13:14,888
You know what to do.
1349
01:13:15,714 --> 01:13:16,765
- Here.
1350
01:13:16,931 --> 01:13:18,002
She's yours.
1351
01:13:43,852 --> 01:13:46,022
- Hey, lukie, I bet thechicky babes will love this.
1352
01:13:46,069 --> 01:13:47,941
- Well, you can say that again.
1353
01:13:48,033 --> 01:13:49,975
♫ your love is a shield around me ♫
1354
01:13:53,430 --> 01:13:56,059
♫ you are the lord and you make ♫
1355
01:13:56,555 --> 01:13:58,160
♫ all things new ♫
1356
01:13:58,390 --> 01:14:00,559
♫ and you break down the walls ♫
1357
01:14:00,694 --> 01:14:02,906
♫ that hold me back from you ♫
1358
01:14:02,997 --> 01:14:06,042
♫ whoa, whoa, whoa, oh, oh, oh, oh ♫
1359
01:14:06,133 --> 01:14:08,847
♫ you are the lord and you make ♫
1360
01:14:09,173 --> 01:14:10,884
♫ all things new ♫
1361
01:14:11,007 --> 01:14:13,358
♫ and you break down the walls ♫
1362
01:14:13,396 --> 01:14:15,669
♫ that hold me back from you ♫
1363
01:14:15,669 --> 01:14:18,500
♫ whoa, whoa, whoa, oh, oh, oh, oh ♫
1364
01:14:19,530 --> 01:14:20,761
- Let's get your wheelchair, okay?
1365
01:14:21,130 --> 01:14:21,945
(Gasps)
1366
01:14:22,015 --> 01:14:23,257
Geoff, you work here?
1367
01:14:23,327 --> 01:14:24,767
- Provides essential medica knowledge
1368
01:14:24,767 --> 01:14:26,111
in preparation for the apocalypse.
1369
01:14:26,111 --> 01:14:27,412
- Okay, you got to getus into the hospital.
1370
01:14:27,412 --> 01:14:28,852
They won't let me in becausei'm not a family member,
1371
01:14:28,852 --> 01:14:30,995
but the woman I love, she's inthere, she's in critical condition,
1372
01:14:30,995 --> 01:14:32,873
she's in a coma, and ifi don't get in there--
1373
01:14:32,873 --> 01:14:35,118
- mate, we're here to slam evil.
1374
01:14:35,326 --> 01:14:36,920
- Let's lock an load.
1375
01:14:47,804 --> 01:14:48,627
- Hey.
1376
01:14:48,627 --> 01:14:51,884
- Don't move, that is a zoltan Mark 2,
1377
01:14:51,954 --> 01:14:53,964
Israeli antipersonnel device.
1378
01:14:53,970 --> 01:14:57,676
You make one move and you'llbe dripping off these walls
1379
01:14:57,693 --> 01:14:59,847
faster than the lord ourgod destroyed the cities of
1380
01:14:59,847 --> 01:15:01,031
sodom and gomorrah.
1381
01:15:03,991 --> 01:15:05,980
(Breathing tanks)
1382
01:15:15,440 --> 01:15:17,472
- What have you done?
1383
01:15:22,278 --> 01:15:23,605
This, this is all your fault.
1384
01:15:23,697 --> 01:15:26,432
If it hadn't been for you she'd be fine.
1385
01:15:28,379 --> 01:15:30,805
She'd be happy and vitaland the baby would be fine.
1386
01:15:34,276 --> 01:15:37,332
Why didn't you accept his offer, huh?
1387
01:15:38,746 --> 01:15:39,658
Why?
1388
01:15:45,241 --> 01:15:46,110
We had it all.
1389
01:15:50,660 --> 01:15:53,609
Now it's gone because of you.
1390
01:15:53,679 --> 01:15:54,717
(Slap)
1391
01:16:06,872 --> 01:16:07,997
What have you done?
1392
01:16:08,910 --> 01:16:10,706
Why'd you revive me, man?
1393
01:16:11,288 --> 01:16:12,104
Why?
1394
01:16:15,254 --> 01:16:16,625
Why
1395
01:16:17,634 --> 01:16:19,378
did you
1396
01:16:21,794 --> 01:16:24,721
revive me?
1397
01:16:25,709 --> 01:16:27,079
(Sobbing)
1398
01:17:00,958 --> 01:17:02,899
- Kate
1399
01:17:02,899 --> 01:17:04,450
I don't know if you can hear me, but
1400
01:17:07,614 --> 01:17:08,344
I just
1401
01:17:10,610 --> 01:17:11,864
want you to know I'm sorry.
1402
01:17:13,576 --> 01:17:16,749
I acted like an idiot and a hypocrite.
1403
01:17:17,000 --> 01:17:20,836
You know I would
1404
01:17:22,286 --> 01:17:24,613
I would love this baby as if it was my own
1405
01:17:26,785 --> 01:17:28,240
if you'd want me to.
1406
01:17:30,102 --> 01:17:31,152
(Sighs)
1407
01:17:36,982 --> 01:17:37,861
I would be
1408
01:17:39,327 --> 01:17:42,160
I'd be honored if you would
1409
01:17:42,347 --> 01:17:45,978
if you'd be my wife.
1410
01:17:48,885 --> 01:17:50,756
- Offer accepted.
1411
01:17:56,489 --> 01:17:58,658
- Sorry.
1412
01:18:05,960 --> 01:18:07,096
I love you, Kate.
1413
01:18:08,351 --> 01:18:09,497
I love you, Luke.
1414
01:18:11,006 --> 01:18:13,518
- [Voiceover] and I love you, too, dude.
1415
01:18:17,672 --> 01:18:19,053
- And, it's deactivated.
1416
01:18:23,123 --> 01:18:24,994
(Cheering)
1417
01:18:31,688 --> 01:18:32,898
- Evil, slammed.
1418
01:18:38,471 --> 01:18:39,361
- Nervous?
1419
01:18:40,103 --> 01:18:43,393
You better be, cause yourlife's gonna be a misery, mate.
1420
01:18:44,210 --> 01:18:45,440
Marriage is like that,
1421
01:18:46,610 --> 01:18:49,280
but then, your missus is apretty all right sort of Sheila.
1422
01:18:49,328 --> 01:18:52,875
Considedr this a wedding present,the deed to my old warehouse.
1423
01:18:52,924 --> 01:18:55,680
Thought is might come in handywhen you're renovating your church.
1424
01:18:56,870 --> 01:18:58,155
- But I don't--
1425
01:18:59,142 --> 01:19:01,874
- you made me see theerror of my ways, mate.
1426
01:19:01,874 --> 01:19:03,702
I could be doing so muchmore for this little city.
1427
01:19:04,092 --> 01:19:05,824
- Thank you, I appreciate it.
1428
01:19:06,226 --> 01:19:07,820
- I'm a people person, mate.
1429
01:19:08,391 --> 01:19:09,483
(Laughs)
1430
01:19:11,825 --> 01:19:13,398
(Engine starts)
1431
01:19:18,288 --> 01:19:19,476
- Quickly, mate, she's here.
1432
01:19:19,889 --> 01:19:21,182
Come on.
1433
01:19:51,673 --> 01:19:54,354
♫ we are two people ♫
1434
01:19:57,005 --> 01:20:00,158
♫ with one life before us ♫
1435
01:20:02,648 --> 01:20:05,213
♫ may beauty surround ♫
1436
01:20:08,450 --> 01:20:10,920
♫ our journey ahead ♫
1437
01:20:14,371 --> 01:20:17,478
♫ and days together ♫
1438
01:20:19,309 --> 01:20:21,916
♫ be tender and long ♫
1439
01:20:22,829 --> 01:20:25,799
♫ upon this earth ♫
1440
01:20:28,630 --> 01:20:31,119
♫ now I feel no rain ♫
1441
01:20:33,847 --> 01:20:36,614
♫ for you are my shelter ♫
1442
01:20:37,665 --> 01:20:39,578
♫ in my heart ♫
1443
01:20:42,945 --> 01:20:46,213
♫ we're meant for each other ♫
1444
01:20:57,930 --> 01:20:59,928
- Hi everybody, andthanks for coming today
1445
01:21:00,736 --> 01:21:02,287
normally at this stage of the service,
1446
01:21:02,378 --> 01:21:05,380
I ask the congregation to turnto the person next to them
1447
01:21:05,471 --> 01:21:06,905
and say, "hello."
1448
01:21:07,957 --> 01:21:09,187
- [All] hello.
1449
01:21:20,392 --> 01:21:22,670
So, who's ever gotten lost before?
1450
01:21:24,958 --> 01:21:27,288
I know I've been told toget lost several times.
1451
01:21:27,657 --> 01:21:28,706
- Get lost.
1452
01:21:29,159 --> 01:21:30,083
- Thanks, Wally.
1453
01:21:30,313 --> 01:21:33,464
- You know in life sometimes wecan find ourselves completely lost
1454
01:21:34,034 --> 01:21:36,386
because we didn't takethe time to read the map
1455
01:21:37,075 --> 01:21:38,306
or ask directions.
1456
01:21:38,652 --> 01:21:41,229
But you know what, nomatter how lost you've got,
1457
01:21:41,512 --> 01:21:43,659
no matter how far you'vegone down the wrong way,
1458
01:21:44,114 --> 01:21:45,420
you can always stop
1459
01:21:45,671 --> 01:21:48,961
and take that time to read that map again
1460
01:21:49,532 --> 01:21:50,987
and to ask for directions
1461
01:21:51,559 --> 01:21:53,527
and do a complete u-turn.
1462
01:21:55,634 --> 01:21:57,025
And you know what?
1463
01:21:57,234 --> 01:21:58,560
I think that's really cool.
1464
01:22:19,195 --> 01:22:20,064
- Oy.
1465
01:22:24,229 --> 01:22:25,460
Give us your wallet.
1466
01:22:32,953 --> 01:22:34,079
You?
1467
01:23:05,487 --> 01:23:07,483
- Who is it Declan?
1468
01:23:07,754 --> 01:23:09,146
- Oh just a friend, mum.
1469
01:23:09,904 --> 01:23:12,333
- You got lots of friends.
1470
01:23:12,620 --> 01:23:14,963
- Yes, mum, lots.
1471
01:23:17,046 --> 01:23:18,774
(Orchestra music)
1472
01:23:57,836 --> 01:23:59,670
(Drumming)
1473
01:24:21,240 --> 01:24:25,253
♫ and the sun is shining on the hills ♫
1474
01:24:25,916 --> 01:24:27,586
♫ on the hills ♫
1475
01:24:29,824 --> 01:24:33,654
♫ where once the cold and bitter frost ♫
1476
01:24:34,288 --> 01:24:36,966
♫ it froze all life away ♫
1477
01:24:38,194 --> 01:24:41,670
♫ and I feel your spirit coming close ♫
1478
01:24:42,985 --> 01:24:44,367
♫ coming close ♫
1479
01:24:46,460 --> 01:24:50,728
♫ and it warms this aching body ♫
1480
01:24:51,179 --> 01:24:54,167
♫ and fills me through and through ♫
1481
01:24:54,942 --> 01:24:56,583
♫ oh, I need you ♫
1482
01:24:59,149 --> 01:25:00,712
♫ lord, I want you ♫
1483
01:25:03,483 --> 01:25:05,320
♫ oh, I need you ♫
1484
01:25:07,665 --> 01:25:10,142
♫ lord, I open my heart to you ♫
1485
01:25:11,248 --> 01:25:16,248
♫ I sing for joy that you are in my life ♫
1486
01:25:20,020 --> 01:25:21,858
♫ and your love ♫
1487
01:25:22,836 --> 01:25:24,332
♫ it covers me ♫
1488
01:25:44,160 --> 01:25:46,475
♫ spread your wings ♫
1489
01:25:46,848 --> 01:25:48,557
♫ and fly ♫
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