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And now, from the heart of Megakat City,
here's every kat's favorite late-night comedian,
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David Litterbin!
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No!
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Stop!
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Thank you, Fuzzy. Nice jacket.
If it got any louder I'd go deaf!
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I can't stand it! I should've
been the King of Late Night!
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Oh gimme a break, Ringtail.
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I know you wanted Litterbin's job,
but there's just one difference between you two.
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He's wild and crazy, and you're just crazy.
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Crazy?! I was a number one comedian!
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I cracked everyone up!
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Oh yeah, 'til you cracked up.
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Now pipe down!
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Stupid kat trick number one!
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Now are you happy, Ringtail?
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TV's off!
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Ringtail?
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It can't be!
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Here's Ringtail!
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Well, it's about time!
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I'm gettin' liver spots out here! I'm gonna
complain to the Megakat Auto Club!
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You shoulda been here an hour ago!
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Uh, we got here as soon as we could ma'am.
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Sounds like your battery's dead.
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No problem, we'll charge it right up for ya.
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Supercharge it right up!
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Chance.
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Now try it, ma'am.
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Gee! She didn't even thank us!
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Yeah, she's probably home by now.
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Which is where we should be.
I'm gonna miss Litterbin!
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Eh don't worry, Jake.
I know a shortcut.
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Aw, Cha-a-a-ance!
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Be on the lookout for Lenny Ringtail, escaped lunatic.
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Ringtail is extremely dangerous.
Approach with caution.
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Hey, I thought I saw
somethin'! Back it up!
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Eh, nothin', keep goin'.
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Look at all this junk.
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This kat-in-the-box kinda looks like me.
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Hey! Hey, how'd you get
in here? We're closed!
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The door was open!
What's this?
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Antique, but not for sale!
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Plenty of other curios to choose from!
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But not ones with my face!
Tell me more about it.
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Belonged to ancient jester named Madkat.
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He went crazy when other jester took his place.
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I can relate to that.
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Madkat was locked in a dungeon.
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But he vowed revenge against
the jester who took his place,
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and the king, queen, and knight who imprisoned him.
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I've just got to have this thing!
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Hey! I told you!
It's not for sale!
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Hey, are you crazy?!
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Something like that!
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You're alive!
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I must be crazy!
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You certainly are!
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And so was I.
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I guess madness just
brings out the best in us!
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Come join me, Ringtail,
and Madkat will live again!
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For revenge against all our enemies!
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Time to take center stage!
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Now here's one of the stupidest letters
I've recieved in quite some time.
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"Dear David, fess up.
Aren't you one of the SWAT Kats?"
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Please!
I hate flying!
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I'm so scared of heights, I need a
barf bag just to get into an elevator!
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Oh this guy really cracks me up!
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Hey, easy buddy.
Don't cough up a hairball.
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Maybe Litterbin thinks the SWAT Kats
are a laughing matter, but I don't.
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Let's have another stupid letter, Fuzzy.
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So who is this character?
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I don't remember you on our guest list.
Is this one of your surprises, Fuzzy?
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Looks like you have the same tailor.
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Very funny. You're the
jester who took my place!
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I've been waiting years for this moment!
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Did you see that?
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Yeah, it's not as funny as a Scaredy-Kat 'toon.
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Hiya, folks! I'm Lenny Ringtail!
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But you can call me Madkat!
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Isn't Lenny Ringtail that crazy comedian
who escaped from the loony bin tonight?
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Kat's alive! Ringtail's announcing
his whereabouts on TV!
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He's even crazier than I thought!
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Fun's over, pal.
Get him outta here!
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But why?
We're having such a ball!
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Right, folks?
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I want choppers at Megakat
Broadcasting Company on the double!
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And pick me up on the way!
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But where are ya going, folks?
The show's just beginning!
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Think Feral's gonna be able
to handle that crazy kat?
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No way! But the SWAT Kats can!
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Remember that joke you made about
being scared of heights, Litterbin?
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Well, was it true?
Inquiring viewers want to know!
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This is Ann Gora, Kat's Eye News.
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Megakat Broadcasting's highest-paid entertainer,
David Litterbin, is being held hostage by a crazy kat!
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This is Commander Feral!
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Let him go, Ringtail!
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I prefer "Madkat," Commander, but you can
call me anything, just don't call me often!
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I'm warning you, "Madkat," put him down!
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Sure, Commander! Way down!
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Grappling hook deployed!
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Well, excuse me!
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Upstaged by the SWAT Kats!
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Get the nets on him!
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Sorry guys, it's just not in the cards!
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As for you, Litterbin, you're cancelled!
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So much for the jester!
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Help!
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So, I'll collect the king, queen, and knight,
and then my revenge will be complete!
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Gotcha!
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Aw, not again!
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Aw, crud!
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Yeah, somehow I don't think Feral's
gonna believe it was an accident.
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Ooh, you guys are in big trouble now!
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Why you little-!
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How'd you miss him, hotshot?
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Very funny.
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SWAT Kats!
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Sorry, Miss Briggs.
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That crazy Madkat almost made us crack up.
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But what does he want?
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I dunno, Miss Briggs, but he won't
wanna meet up with us again!
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Yeah, 'cause next time we're gonna play hardball!
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Ooh, I'm so scared!
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Even as we speak, Megakat Broadcasting executives
are scrambling to find a replacement for David Litterbin.
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In the meantime, several guest hosts have been named.
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Yeah, they should just show
Scaredy Kat 'toons late at night.
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Well, that's fine for you, Chance, but some kats
have higher standards of humor, y'know.
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We've gotta get Litterbin back from that lunatic Madkat!
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No need for a replacement, Annie!
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I can provide all the entertainment Megakat City needs!
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Madkat, where have you taken David Litterbin?
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Well, he's not on the tube, Annie,
but he is on the box!
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Help!
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Now I have the jester, but my revenge won't be
complete without the king, queen, and knight.
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And now, I'm off to catch the king!
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He's completely crazy.
Megakat City has no king.
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Just a mayor!
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Mayor Manx!
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Mayor Manx?!
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Ah, nothin' like a quiet round of golf!
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No distractions.
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No phone calls.
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No one to tell you to fill in your divots!
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Yes, Miss Briggs?
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Madkat is going after Mayor Manx
and I can't get through to him!
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We're on our way!
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Where is the Mayor?
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Where else? The golf course.
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I've alerted Commander Feral, but I'd feel
alot better knowing you guys were there.
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Roger that, Miss Briggs.
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Commander! I want to report a robbery!
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Inside. Ask for Lieutenant Steele.
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But it's very important!
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Oh, yes!
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Nice shot, king!
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How 'bout trying it again, for higher stakes?
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Like your kingdom?
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Now keep your distance!
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Ooh, I'm so scared.
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Now, shoot!
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Anything you say!
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Bravo! But I still win.
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But why?!
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Because my ball is bigger!
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Better get in, Mayor! Fast!
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So, the knight tries to save his king!
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But Madkat will imprison you both!
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Looks like Feral's really on the ball today!
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Time to show Madkat our claws!
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Bingo!
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Rest in pieces, Madkat!
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Bring us around, buddy.
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I wanna make sure we finished the job.
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I'm a tough act to get off the stage!
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Feral, I'm getting out of here!
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Join the jester, king!
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Help me!
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Crud!
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Looks like Madkat bounced back!
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And now to capture the knight!
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Come and get me, your crazy sicko!
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That's "Mr. Sicko" to you.
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It'll be my pleasure!
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Just let me get a set a' wheels!
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Launch Cyclotron!
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Razor, you got him?
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About to clip his tail!
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Aw, crud!
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This should be good for a laugh!
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Huh? Where'd he go?
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T-Bone, I lost him!
You see him?
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Negative.
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I'm closer than you think!
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Time to try out my Madkat Missiles!
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Razor! Madkat's up here!
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But not for long!
Heads up, Madkat!
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Good going, T-Bone!
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Lucky Madkat doesn't know about Ejektor seats!
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Nice try, SWAT Kats, but I have
a few tricks up my sleeve, too!
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Mind if I cut in?
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Welcome to your new home, sir knight!
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Now, only the queen remains.
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So you want some yo-yo action, too?
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I like this game!
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Why don't we see if you can save the queen?
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Crud! What is he talkin' about, Razor?
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Who's the queen?
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Well if Feral was the knight, and Manx
was the king, then the queen must be-
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SWAT Kats, come in!
What's happening?
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Madkat three, SWAT Kats nothin'.
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He's got Litterbin, Manx, and Feral!
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Not to mention Razor's seat.
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And unless I missed my guess,
you're next Miss Briggs.
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Razor's right. But don't you
worry. We'll protect you.
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I'm more concerned about the citizens of Megakat City.
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With Commander Feral gone-
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I guess that leaves me in charge
of the Enforcers, Deputy Mayor.
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Well, just what do you intend to do
about Madkat, Lieutenant Steele?
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If that crazy fool shows his
face again, he'll be arrested!
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Good luck.
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-What are these two doing here?
-We're Miss Briggs' bodyguards.
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Sorry we're late. I, uh,
had to get my seat put back in.
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Lieutenant! When are you going
to see that kat who got robbed?
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He's been waiting all day.
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Tell him to fill out a form!
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You're the SWAT Kats!
You can get my kat-in-the-box back!
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That crazy kat has set Madkat free!
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Madkat? Do you know how to stop him?
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Legend says jester's power is
in his fool's cap. Destroy it, and-
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This kat is obviously a crank!
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You have any better ideas, Lieutenant?
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The queen is mine!
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To the roof!
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Let me go!
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You're going to join the king!
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You lose! You didn't save the queen!
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Help me!
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Help!
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No!
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That wasn't funny!
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T-Bone! His weak spot is his cap!
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Two down, one to-
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Huh? Where'd he go?
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Razor! We gotta eject!
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Roger that!
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What the...?!
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Mmm, tasty!
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Razor!
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Hope ya choke on a hairball!
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Ladies and gentlekats,
then there was one!
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But I'm game!
252
00:19:44,694 --> 00:19:48,768
Why don't we let a little roll of the
dice decide who wins this fight?
253
00:19:52,249 --> 00:19:55,306
Why don't we let a little laser decide?
254
00:20:00,244 --> 00:20:01,828
No!
255
00:20:03,332 --> 00:20:05,479
You lose, Madkat.
256
00:20:10,737 --> 00:20:13,619
Looks like the game is over, Ringtail.
257
00:20:14,054 --> 00:20:16,307
I'd be crazy to give this up!
258
00:20:21,424 --> 00:20:25,834
What's this? We're seperated for one minute
and you've already got a new partner?
259
00:20:26,057 --> 00:20:29,347
Commander! The SWAT Kats have
practically destroyed headquarters!
260
00:20:29,428 --> 00:20:31,307
You two are gonna pay for this!
261
00:20:32,278 --> 00:20:37,236
Button it, Steele! They also saved
my life. Not that you care.
262
00:20:37,574 --> 00:20:38,979
And my life!
263
00:20:39,244 --> 00:20:40,260
And I do.
264
00:20:42,903 --> 00:20:44,939
Don't you worry, Feral.
265
00:20:45,095 --> 00:20:51,314
I'll just raise taxes to rebuild your building,
and your jet, of course, SWAT Kats.
266
00:20:51,663 --> 00:20:54,236
Kats alive! I've got a show to tape!
267
00:20:54,535 --> 00:20:57,650
And no guest stars, unless...
268
00:20:58,812 --> 00:21:02,197
My audience must think I'm crazy
to have you on the show.
269
00:21:02,392 --> 00:21:04,629
Hey, you'd be crazy not to!
270
00:21:04,759 --> 00:21:09,533
After all, I'll soon be writing
a book called "Madkat and Me!"
271
00:21:09,874 --> 00:21:13,660
I can't believe it. That loony
Ringtail is gonna make millions.
272
00:21:13,785 --> 00:21:16,783
Yeah, he's crazy. Like a fox.
273
00:21:18,167 --> 00:21:19,518
Hey! What're you doing?!
274
00:21:21,161 --> 00:21:24,213
Hey, what do you think?
I'm watchin' Scaredy-Kat.
275
00:21:24,776 --> 00:21:26,479
Now this is funny!
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