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[TRIG SIGHS]
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We made it, gang. Oregon.
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[CHEERFUL CHATTER]
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She sure is purty, huh, boss?
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She sure is.
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And she's ours for the taking.
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- [MEN CHUCKLE]
- TODD: Guys? Uh... Guys, wait up.
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I'm having trouble steering my horse.
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- Okay, I...
- Turn left.
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No, mine's broken. It's broken.
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No, the other left. My left.
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Okay, I know he saved us
from certain death and all,
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but do we really have to
babysit this idiot?
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Okay, great.
Now I'm just going in reverse.
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Can I get a new one?
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Yeah, let's just go.
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TODD: Wow, Prudence!
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It's more majestic than I ever
could have imagined.
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Maybe if you untied me we could
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- enjoy the view together.
- Nice try.
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The last time I did that, you tried
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to gouge my eyes out with a spoon.
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Not very wifely of you.
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That's because you betrayed our friends
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and left them to die, you rat bastard!
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Hey! Language!
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And need I remind you
that I'm the victim here?
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If you hadn't betrayed me
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and slept with that
snake-in-the-grass reverend,
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none of this would've happened.
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But, despite your past misdeeds,
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I still think we can make it work.
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We'll have a new, fresh start in Oregon.
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Todd, how could you possibly
believe that?
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You're literally holding me
prisoner against my will.
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Ah, it's a funny story
we'll tell the kids one day.
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- [HORSE SNORTS]
- Now stop complaining.
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You're upsetting the horse.
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Crops are coming in nicely.
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We should have plenty this year.
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Greetings, travelers!
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Welcome to Oregon! [CHUCKLES]
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- I'm Governor Lane.
- Happy to be here.
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Please, help yourself
to as much land as you want.
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There's lumber and cattle
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and basically anything you need.
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Also, if you're running low on cash,
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there's plenty of gold in the river.
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Gold?
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- In the river?
- Yes.
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It's quite a nuisance, actually.
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I'm always stubbing my dang toe on gold!
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Oh, my God, I hate when
that happens to me!
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Oh, and my apologies.
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We don't have much by the way
of law and order out here.
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Mostly go by the honor system.
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I hope that's all right. [LAUGHS]
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Oh, that's more than all right.
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Gang, let's get to work.
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- Gang, you say?
- [HORSE WHINNIES]
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Oh, my! Many horses.
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[WIND WHISTLING]
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Well, I guess we didn't
make it to Oregon before winter.
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Looks like we're stuck here
until the storm passes.
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I just feel bad for the Rev
out there on his own.
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I don't feel bad for that sinner.
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He can freeze his wicked
willie off for all I care.
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MARTHA: We can't go on like this.
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We ate the provisions, we ate the oxen.
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We're all gonna starve to death!
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Okay, Martha, you're being
a tad dramatic,
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don't you think? No one's gonna die.
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[GASPING]
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He's dead.
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Okay, you gotta admit,
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the timing on that one was pretty funny.
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Poor William. So young, strong.
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And juicy.
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Seems like a waste to bury him.
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All that meat and yummy blood.
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Okay, are you talking about what
I think you're talking about?
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- We're talking about eating him.
- Yeah, that's what I thought
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you were talking about.
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Guys, we're not eating people!
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Clearly I'm no moral authority,
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but if the Rev were here,
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he would say something cheesy
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yet ultimately uplifting
about doing the right thing!
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The Rev ain't here, is he?
And I'm getting hungry.
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Oh, so that's it.
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Now we're all just cool
with being cannibals?
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- Yep.
- Sure, yeah.
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- I'm good with it.
- Amen.
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I'll get the fire started!
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Wow. All right, then.
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I'm gonna go see what the Rev is up to.
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[CHUCKLES]
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Hey, boss. What's got you down?
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Oh, nothing.
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It's just, Oregon isn't what
I was expecting.
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Are you kidding?
This place is a paradise!
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Hell, I'm richer than a Rockefeller.
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See, that's the problem.
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It's impossible to be bad here
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when everything is so damn... good.
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I don't follow.
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Look.
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Hey, you.
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[BORED] Give me all your money.
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Oh, my pleasure.
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[CHUCKLES] You're actually
doing me a favor.
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My jacket was getting heavy.
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Do you need an extra watch?
I got plenty.
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- No, thank you! Bye.
- All right, you're welcome.
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See? How am I supposed to be
the most feared outlaw
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in the entire country
if there's plenty to go around?
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- [BELL RINGING]
- Re-elect Governor Lane!
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For four more years of health,
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wealth, and prosperity!
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- [LAUGHS]
- That's it.
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If I became governor,
then I could make Oregon
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just as shitty as the rest of America.
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Boss... you can't run for governor!
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- You're a...
- Woman.
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And Black.
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And a convicted serial killer.
Yeah, that's a lot.
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If only we knew a dumb, rich white guy
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who could run for me...
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Wait a minute!
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We do know a dumb, rich white guy!
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Hey, sugar plum.
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Your devoted hubby made you
breakfast in bed!
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Well... breakfast in cage.
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Let me out of here, you psycho.
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You really think this is
gonna make me love you?
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What, you don't like this cage?
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No, I don't like you!
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Well, you like the swing.
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[SIGHS] Yes, I like the swing.
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- [DOOR OPENING]
- Hey, Todd.
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Oh, hey, nice cage.
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Piss off.
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Trig, why are you here?
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Just wanted to see how
you were settling in.
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Hmm. Pictured a man of your station
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living somewhere nicer.
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Hmph!
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Somewhere like...
the governor's mansion?
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I'm listening.
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I want to help you become
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the next governor of Oregon.
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And in return, I may ask you
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to pass a bill or two turning Oregon
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- into a living hell on Earth.
- [PRUDENCE SCOFFS]
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Yeah, right! Like anyone
would willingly jeopardize
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an entire state just to stoke their ego.
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You're absolutely right.
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Now about this governor's mansion.
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Does it come with a big desk?
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- The biggest.
- Okay, I'm in.
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- All right.
- What?
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Hey, Rev!
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You alive in there?
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Benny? [GASPS] Benny!
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Great to see you! Come in, come in!
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Welcome to Chez Zeke. Ha ha.
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Take a seat.
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Uh, nice place you got.
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Oh, thank you. What a nice thing to say.
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Yes, it was a bit lonely at first,
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being banished to a frozen wilderness,
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it's given me loads of time to
explore my other interests.
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For instance, I learned
how to bake sourdough!
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Want some?
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It's mostly twigs and dirt,
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but you can hardly tell the difference.
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Yeah, maybe later.
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Look, there's some bad stuff
going down at the cabin.
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I need you to come back with me
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and talk some sense into everyone!
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You know, do your preacher thing.
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- No, I can't do that.
- Why not?
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Because everything I preached was a lie!
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I devoted my entire life
to God, and what for?
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Prudence is in mortal danger
and we are trapped,
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dying, on a mountainside.
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Ah, you're just in a bad mood.
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Probably due to late-stage hypothermia.
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Come on, I need you to come with me!
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Oh! And uh, you might want to shave.
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You look like Davy Crockett
if he was a huge pervert.
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[CHAMBER MUSIC PLAYS]
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Guys! Oh.
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Look who I found.
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Ezekiel.
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I'm disappointed to see
you haven't frozen to death.
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Hi, Phaedra. It's nice to see you, too.
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All right, go on, Rev.
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Tell them what they're doing is wrong.
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We know it doesn't look great.
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- I'm not gonna tell you that.
- You're not?
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God doesn't care what you do.
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Nothing matters.
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In fact, may I?
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Bon app�tit.
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- [LOUD CRUNCHING]
- Whoa!
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Leave some for the rest of us.
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Huh. Did not see that one coming.
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??????
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Man.
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Rev, this shoulder's delicious.
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What'd you put in it?
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- Blood.
- Blood? Hmm.
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- Oh, now I taste it.
- Mm-hmm.
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Can someone please pass the butt?
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Benny, did you want some light
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or dark meat, or penis?
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I'll pass, thanks.
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Rev, you gotta put a stop to this.
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The Bible must say something
about not eating people.
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I mean, sure, God says it's a sin, but,
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God and I are not speaking
at the moment.
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He abandoned me.
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Ezekiel, I'm so sorry.
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Really, who does that to a person?
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I'm sure he's just busy with work!
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You know, probably creating a new planet
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or designing a new kind of giraffe.
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It doesn't work like that.
And in the meantime,
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nothing's gonna stop me from enjoying
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another serving of William.
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No! Where did William go?
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Looks like we ate him all up.
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But I'm still hungry.
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[SCOFFS] William
is just like Chinese food.
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You know? I get so full,
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and then five minutes later
I'm like, "I could do seconds."
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Well, too bad there aren't
any more bodies to eat.
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Not yet, at least.
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??????
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Don't you look at me, boy.
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Oh, I'm... I'm... I'm not.
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[WHISPERS] Let's eat him next.
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CROWD, CHANTING: Todd! Todd! Todd! Todd!
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Make Oregon bad! Make Oregon bad!
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TODD: Yes!
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The old governor wanted
peace and prosperity
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for everyone... and [BLOWS RASPBERRY]
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I say we do the exact opposite,
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because...
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America!
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[ALL CHEERING]
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[CHEERING CONTINUES]
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- [CROWD CHANTING]
- He is killing it out there!
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I can't believe people
are falling for this.
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Todd doesn't know the first
thing about politics.
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He's just loud and obnoxious.
259
00:09:35,790 --> 00:09:37,849
I know. He's a genius.
260
00:09:37,873 --> 00:09:39,569
I mean, an idiot, but a genius.
261
00:09:39,593 --> 00:09:41,499
If they found out he was
keeping his wife in a cage,
262
00:09:41,523 --> 00:09:42,779
they would never vote for him.
263
00:09:42,803 --> 00:09:45,619
And they never will find out, will they?
264
00:09:45,643 --> 00:09:48,069
I want you to meet someone
very special to me,
265
00:09:48,093 --> 00:09:50,509
my adoring wife, Prudence.
What do you say?
266
00:09:50,533 --> 00:09:51,869
[CHEERING]
267
00:09:51,893 --> 00:09:52,949
- You want to meet Prudence?
- ALL: Yeah!
268
00:09:52,973 --> 00:09:54,479
Let's get her out here!
269
00:09:54,503 --> 00:09:55,639
- That's a bad idea.
- No, this is a good idea.
270
00:09:55,663 --> 00:09:56,879
No, I say it's a bad idea.
271
00:09:56,903 --> 00:09:58,519
No, Trig, I swear to God,
get her out here.
272
00:09:58,543 --> 00:10:00,969
You know, actually, I'd love to.
273
00:10:00,993 --> 00:10:02,609
[CROWD CHANTING "TODD'S WIFE!"]
274
00:10:02,633 --> 00:10:05,809
Todd's wife, Prudence!
Todd's wife, Prudence!
275
00:10:05,833 --> 00:10:07,859
There she is, my loving wife, everyone.
276
00:10:07,883 --> 00:10:10,219
That's it, keep waving.
277
00:10:10,243 --> 00:10:12,499
Oh, this is good. This is nice.
278
00:10:12,523 --> 00:10:14,909
Hey, Prudence, why don't you
tell the crowd
279
00:10:14,933 --> 00:10:16,389
what you love most about me?
280
00:10:16,413 --> 00:10:18,109
Uh, I'd have to think.
281
00:10:18,133 --> 00:10:19,439
Tell them he's a great family man.
282
00:10:19,463 --> 00:10:21,463
- Do it.
- Uh...
283
00:10:22,303 --> 00:10:24,239
He's a great family man.
284
00:10:24,263 --> 00:10:26,529
- [CHEERING]
- Family!
285
00:10:26,553 --> 00:10:29,449
My grandmother
in particular loves him, yeah.
286
00:10:29,473 --> 00:10:33,099
Her name is Ima. Ima Hostage.
287
00:10:33,123 --> 00:10:34,579
You never told me about Ima before.
288
00:10:34,603 --> 00:10:35,819
She sounds lovely.
289
00:10:35,843 --> 00:10:37,139
So was her husband.
290
00:10:37,163 --> 00:10:39,229
Yeah, his name was, This Is An Emergency
291
00:10:39,253 --> 00:10:40,229
Call The Police, Someone,
292
00:10:40,253 --> 00:10:41,509
Anyone, Please.
293
00:10:41,533 --> 00:10:44,109
Okay, that's enough. Let's go.
294
00:10:44,133 --> 00:10:45,879
Oh, whoa, whoa, wait. Wait, wait, wait.
295
00:10:45,903 --> 00:10:47,799
I think the people would love to see
296
00:10:47,823 --> 00:10:50,039
the new governor and his wife kiss.
297
00:10:50,063 --> 00:10:51,919
No, no, there's no way.
I'm not doing that.
298
00:10:51,943 --> 00:10:54,209
- Kiss him or you die.
- [COCKS GUN]
299
00:10:54,233 --> 00:10:58,939
[CROWD CHANTING "KISS!"]
300
00:10:58,963 --> 00:11:00,019
[CHANTING CONTINUES]
301
00:11:00,043 --> 00:11:01,139
[VOMITS]
302
00:11:01,163 --> 00:11:03,099
[SCATTERED CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
303
00:11:03,123 --> 00:11:05,349
Oh, that's sweet. They're in love.
304
00:11:05,373 --> 00:11:07,789
[CROWD CHANTING "TODD!"]
305
00:11:07,813 --> 00:11:11,999
??????
306
00:11:12,023 --> 00:11:13,959
You don't want to eat me.
307
00:11:13,983 --> 00:11:15,239
You know, I wouldn't even taste good.
308
00:11:15,263 --> 00:11:17,959
All I eat is water and millet,
like a bird.
309
00:11:17,983 --> 00:11:19,089
What about the gunslinger?
310
00:11:19,113 --> 00:11:20,649
- Ooh.
- Yeah, right.
311
00:11:20,673 --> 00:11:23,169
Like you could handle this spice?
312
00:11:23,193 --> 00:11:25,259
[MAN'S VOICE] Ezekiel!
313
00:11:25,283 --> 00:11:26,779
Ezekiel!
314
00:11:26,803 --> 00:11:27,819
Who is that?
315
00:11:27,843 --> 00:11:30,019
It's me, God!
316
00:11:30,043 --> 00:11:32,109
- [GASPS]
- God?
317
00:11:32,133 --> 00:11:34,869
That's right, the big kahuna himself.
318
00:11:34,893 --> 00:11:37,029
I never should have left you, baby.
319
00:11:37,053 --> 00:11:39,119
But I'm back for good, so,
320
00:11:39,143 --> 00:11:41,639
you should probably stop
eating people now.
321
00:11:41,663 --> 00:11:42,839
I know it's you, Benny.
322
00:11:42,863 --> 00:11:45,129
[CHUCKLES] I wish I was Benny.
323
00:11:45,153 --> 00:11:46,649
That guy's cool.
324
00:11:46,673 --> 00:11:48,249
Hurry up and take me back, will you?
325
00:11:48,273 --> 00:11:50,673
I'm freezing my balls off
up here in Heaven! Whoa!
326
00:11:55,003 --> 00:11:56,579
It's okay, it's not God.
327
00:11:56,603 --> 00:11:59,202
[GROANING]
328
00:11:59,973 --> 00:12:02,149
Why are you doing this, Benny?
329
00:12:02,173 --> 00:12:04,759
To stop you from doing
something you'll regret forever.
330
00:12:04,783 --> 00:12:07,279
You're only hurting yourself
with this good guy act.
331
00:12:07,303 --> 00:12:08,879
Once you realize God doesn't care
332
00:12:08,903 --> 00:12:09,879
you'll be a lot happier.
333
00:12:09,903 --> 00:12:11,809
And a lot less hungry.
334
00:12:11,833 --> 00:12:13,833
Come on, everyone. Dinner time.
335
00:12:15,033 --> 00:12:17,033
Little help? Oh.
336
00:12:21,563 --> 00:12:24,189
- Benny, if this is another trick...
- No more tricks.
337
00:12:24,213 --> 00:12:26,269
This good guy stuff is not much fun,
338
00:12:26,293 --> 00:12:27,949
and the truth is,
339
00:12:27,973 --> 00:12:29,973
I really could use a bite to eat.
340
00:12:31,276 --> 00:12:32,506
You're in luck.
341
00:12:32,537 --> 00:12:35,399
We happen to have an
extra seat at the table tonight.
342
00:12:35,423 --> 00:12:36,959
We are preparing a beautiful broth
343
00:12:36,983 --> 00:12:38,993
for tonight's meal.
344
00:12:39,593 --> 00:12:41,689
Mm. Needs more salt.
345
00:12:41,713 --> 00:12:44,059
- Yes, chef.
- And here we have
346
00:12:44,083 --> 00:12:46,083
the main course.
347
00:12:47,083 --> 00:12:48,219
Levi!
348
00:12:48,243 --> 00:12:49,219
Hi, Uncle Benny!
349
00:12:49,243 --> 00:12:50,379
I'm in my secret fort.
350
00:12:50,403 --> 00:12:52,069
You're eating the kid?!
351
00:12:52,093 --> 00:12:53,389
It's the most humane option, really.
352
00:12:53,413 --> 00:12:54,869
The boy's on death's door as it is.
353
00:12:54,893 --> 00:12:56,309
Plus he's so young and tender.
354
00:12:56,333 --> 00:12:58,199
Isn't that right, my little veal chop?
355
00:12:58,223 --> 00:13:00,359
[GIGGLES] My belly's full of butter.
356
00:13:00,383 --> 00:13:02,583
Right! Shall we get started?
357
00:13:06,193 --> 00:13:08,649
Everyone, we're about to begin.
358
00:13:08,673 --> 00:13:10,499
This will not just be a meal,
359
00:13:10,523 --> 00:13:12,339
it will be a culinary voyage
360
00:13:12,363 --> 00:13:14,579
and, dare I say, my masterpiece.
361
00:13:14,603 --> 00:13:16,139
[SPLASH]
362
00:13:16,163 --> 00:13:19,365
Sorry, Rev.
No one's eating this kid today.
363
00:13:20,053 --> 00:13:21,069
- [OTHERS GROAN]
- Gross!
364
00:13:21,093 --> 00:13:22,349
We don't want to eat you!
365
00:13:22,373 --> 00:13:24,559
You're old and nasty!
366
00:13:24,583 --> 00:13:25,879
I'll bet I taste delicious.
367
00:13:25,903 --> 00:13:27,559
Haven't you heard of aged prime beef?
368
00:13:27,583 --> 00:13:29,439
Benny, this is pointless.
369
00:13:29,463 --> 00:13:31,356
You are not gonna convince me
that God is coming back.
370
00:13:31,400 --> 00:13:34,089
Fine! Maybe God did abandon you,
I don't know.
371
00:13:34,113 --> 00:13:36,619
But I do know you can still
do the right thing.
372
00:13:36,643 --> 00:13:38,379
No, I can't!
373
00:13:38,403 --> 00:13:39,739
All right, if there is no God,
374
00:13:39,763 --> 00:13:42,819
there is no hope. We are just alone.
375
00:13:42,843 --> 00:13:43,949
That's not true.
376
00:13:43,973 --> 00:13:45,789
We still have each other!
377
00:13:45,813 --> 00:13:48,069
You taught me how to
take care of other people.
378
00:13:48,093 --> 00:13:50,066
Now it's my turn to take care of you.
379
00:13:50,092 --> 00:13:52,783
Even if it means I have
to become a human dumpling.
380
00:13:53,863 --> 00:13:54,765
I don't believe you.
381
00:13:54,798 --> 00:13:55,799
You're not gonna let yourself cook.
382
00:13:55,823 --> 00:13:57,089
Oh, I'm not, am I?
383
00:13:57,113 --> 00:13:59,113
Guess I'd better make
myself comfortable.
384
00:13:59,793 --> 00:14:02,409
?? La di dee, la di da... ??
385
00:14:02,433 --> 00:14:04,499
?? La di dee, la di da... ??
386
00:14:04,523 --> 00:14:06,496
Oh, you'd better decide quick, Rev.
387
00:14:06,520 --> 00:14:09,499
I'm medium rare at this point,
borderline medium.
388
00:14:11,093 --> 00:14:12,697
Fine! I believe you! Please, get out.
389
00:14:12,721 --> 00:14:14,533
[PANTS] Whoo!
390
00:14:16,343 --> 00:14:18,199
[ALL GROAN]
391
00:14:18,223 --> 00:14:19,799
All right, Rev,
392
00:14:19,823 --> 00:14:21,639
I knew you'd do the right thing.
393
00:14:21,663 --> 00:14:22,929
- [CRUNCH]
- Ow!
394
00:14:22,953 --> 00:14:24,449
Hey! Levi,
395
00:14:24,473 --> 00:14:25,889
did you just take a bite out of me?
396
00:14:25,913 --> 00:14:28,329
Ew! He tastes like an old hamburger!
397
00:14:28,353 --> 00:14:30,739
- [LAUGHTER]
- Oh, Levi, you little scamp!
398
00:14:30,763 --> 00:14:32,763
I'm glad we didn't eat him.
399
00:14:33,243 --> 00:14:37,069
["HAIL TO THE CHIEF" PLAYS]
400
00:14:37,093 --> 00:14:39,229
Well, if the early numbers
are any indication,
401
00:14:39,253 --> 00:14:41,109
we're looking at
the next governor of Oregon.
402
00:14:41,133 --> 00:14:42,239
[LAUGHTER]
403
00:14:42,263 --> 00:14:43,879
[GLASSES CLINK]
404
00:14:43,903 --> 00:14:44,973
Prudence?
405
00:14:45,007 --> 00:14:47,039
I'm sure you'd love to celebrate
406
00:14:47,063 --> 00:14:49,372
your darling husband's success.
407
00:14:49,993 --> 00:14:51,969
- Champagne, dear?
- I'm not celebrating this.
408
00:14:52,073 --> 00:14:53,929
You handed Oregon to the bad guys.
409
00:14:53,953 --> 00:14:54,973
You make me sick.
410
00:14:54,997 --> 00:14:57,219
You know what? Fine! Be that way.
411
00:14:57,243 --> 00:14:59,339
I don't need your love anymore.
412
00:14:59,363 --> 00:15:01,563
I have the love of the American people.
413
00:15:03,293 --> 00:15:05,293
Wait! Todd?
414
00:15:06,853 --> 00:15:08,309
I do love you.
415
00:15:08,333 --> 00:15:10,159
You do?
416
00:15:10,183 --> 00:15:12,687
[SIGHS] I didn't realize
until now, but...
417
00:15:13,243 --> 00:15:15,309
watching your craven rise to power
418
00:15:15,334 --> 00:15:17,910
through no effort
or ability of your own,
419
00:15:18,033 --> 00:15:20,929
well, it's kinda sexy.
420
00:15:20,953 --> 00:15:22,699
Rowr!
421
00:15:22,723 --> 00:15:24,859
Now come in here and give baby a kiss.
422
00:15:24,883 --> 00:15:26,619
Oh, Prudence.
423
00:15:26,643 --> 00:15:29,509
I knew that if I demanded
you to love me long enough
424
00:15:29,533 --> 00:15:31,653
that you'd eventually come around.
425
00:15:34,293 --> 00:15:36,519
Now say those three magic words again.
426
00:15:36,836 --> 00:15:38,519
I...
427
00:15:38,543 --> 00:15:40,039
hate you!
428
00:15:40,063 --> 00:15:41,689
- [WHUMP]
- Aah! Oh!
429
00:15:41,713 --> 00:15:43,169
- Ow!
- Ha!
430
00:15:43,193 --> 00:15:44,889
She's escaping! Get her!
431
00:15:44,913 --> 00:15:46,489
- [GUNSHOT]
- Damn it!
432
00:15:46,513 --> 00:15:48,523
Everybody stop!
433
00:15:49,963 --> 00:15:51,699
Todd is lying to you.
434
00:15:51,723 --> 00:15:53,179
We are not happily married.
435
00:15:53,203 --> 00:15:55,469
The truth is, he is a total psychopath
436
00:15:55,493 --> 00:15:57,349
who's been keeping me in a cage.
437
00:15:57,373 --> 00:16:00,589
Okay, well, it sounds bad
when you say it like that.
438
00:16:00,613 --> 00:16:02,128
This is an outrage.
439
00:16:02,269 --> 00:16:05,198
I am sickened to my core
by your actions.
440
00:16:06,137 --> 00:16:08,201
Which is why it kills me...
441
00:16:09,053 --> 00:16:10,589
that I'm still gonna vote for you.
442
00:16:10,614 --> 00:16:12,230
- What?
- I know!
443
00:16:12,255 --> 00:16:13,911
I hate it as much as you do.
444
00:16:13,936 --> 00:16:16,122
I wish there was another way!
445
00:16:16,147 --> 00:16:18,147
There is. You could just
not vote for him.
446
00:16:18,809 --> 00:16:20,305
Yeah, but I'm going to anyway.
447
00:16:20,330 --> 00:16:21,596
[LAUGHS] Yes!
448
00:16:21,621 --> 00:16:23,197
Sorry, honey.
449
00:16:23,222 --> 00:16:24,798
Looks like you lose.
450
00:16:24,893 --> 00:16:28,192
But... this makes no sense.
Of course it does.
451
00:16:28,217 --> 00:16:29,873
They're a bunch of big fat idiots.
452
00:16:29,898 --> 00:16:31,394
Damn it!
453
00:16:31,419 --> 00:16:33,035
I hate this!
454
00:16:33,063 --> 00:16:35,089
??????
455
00:16:35,140 --> 00:16:37,716
You've convinced us, Rev.
No more cannibalism.
456
00:16:37,741 --> 00:16:39,741
But how will we survive the storm now?
457
00:16:42,443 --> 00:16:43,779
By taking care of each other.
458
00:16:43,883 --> 00:16:45,974
We will outlast this storm,
459
00:16:45,999 --> 00:16:48,591
no matter how long it takes. Hey, guys!
460
00:16:48,616 --> 00:16:50,616
The storm is over. Look.
461
00:16:52,693 --> 00:16:54,703
Well, great. Convenient timing.
462
00:16:58,583 --> 00:17:02,049
BENNY: Wow! It's beautiful!
463
00:17:02,073 --> 00:17:04,169
Say, you don't think
this was God, do you?
464
00:17:04,193 --> 00:17:06,136
Maybe it was, maybe it wasn't.
465
00:17:06,170 --> 00:17:07,859
All I know is we are
getting off this mountain
466
00:17:07,883 --> 00:17:08,979
and rescuing Prudence.
467
00:17:09,003 --> 00:17:11,323
All right! Come on.
468
00:17:13,223 --> 00:17:14,729
Oh, hey, hey, hold up, will you?
469
00:17:15,101 --> 00:17:17,413
That kid took a big chunk out of my ass.
470
00:17:19,193 --> 00:17:20,699
Now this is a desk.
471
00:17:20,724 --> 00:17:22,820
I mean, you could park
a frickin' wagon on this thing.
472
00:17:22,943 --> 00:17:25,279
Prudence, you see how big this desk is?
473
00:17:25,303 --> 00:17:27,547
Yes, Todd. It's a very big desk.
474
00:17:27,572 --> 00:17:29,308
Hello, Mr. Governor!
475
00:17:29,333 --> 00:17:32,959
Time to hold up your end of the deal.
476
00:17:32,984 --> 00:17:35,320
Here are some new bills
for you to sign off on.
477
00:17:35,383 --> 00:17:37,399
Okay. This is such a hard "yob."
478
00:17:37,424 --> 00:17:38,640
- It's "job."
- Hard J.
479
00:17:38,665 --> 00:17:39,931
Uch.
480
00:17:40,079 --> 00:17:42,378
Okay, here we go.
481
00:17:42,403 --> 00:17:44,403
And...
482
00:17:45,407 --> 00:17:47,633
"Proposal to Strip
the Oregonians of Their Land."
483
00:17:47,658 --> 00:17:49,754
- Okay.
- [TODD AND TRIG CHUCKLE]
484
00:17:49,779 --> 00:17:51,979
"Dump toxic sludge in the river."
485
00:17:53,200 --> 00:17:54,936
Don't care.
486
00:17:54,961 --> 00:17:57,297
- "All the gold goes...
- [MAN CLEARS THROAT]
487
00:17:57,322 --> 00:17:58,658
...to Trig."
488
00:17:58,754 --> 00:18:00,580
Oh, jeez.
489
00:18:00,604 --> 00:18:02,273
Okay, whatever.
490
00:18:03,284 --> 00:18:04,500
We're done.
491
00:18:04,524 --> 00:18:06,534
So nice doing business with you.
492
00:18:07,814 --> 00:18:08,910
Hey, little birdie.
493
00:18:08,934 --> 00:18:10,430
Here's a bird.
494
00:18:10,454 --> 00:18:12,049
Unladylike.
495
00:18:12,074 --> 00:18:14,020
- All right.
- Okay. I'm exhausted.
496
00:18:14,045 --> 00:18:16,045
I'm gonna go hit the links.
That cool? Don't care.
497
00:18:19,415 --> 00:18:22,850
Oh, Zeke. [SIGHS] Where are you?
498
00:18:22,874 --> 00:18:28,860
??????
499
00:18:28,884 --> 00:18:32,270
[MAN SCREAMING]
500
00:18:32,294 --> 00:18:35,910
??????
501
00:18:35,934 --> 00:18:38,254
[SCREAMING CONTINUES]
502
00:18:38,304 --> 00:18:42,854
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