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Did we really have to come
all this way to do it? I'm too tired to be tired!
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I won't do it where anybody can see
me. Not till I get the hang of it.
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Not till I'm looking good.
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Looking good could be regarded
as a bit ambitious in your case,
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but put yourself in my hands.
You'll soon get the hang of it.
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They'll never believe this.
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They'll never know
unless some big mouth tells them!
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Right, chaps. Put it down there.
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Right. Now, are you ready?
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I'm ready! I'm ready!
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Right. After three.
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One, two, three, go!
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MUSIC: Victor Sylvester
"You're Dancing On My Heart"
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I thought I'D be leading!
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Not advisable. I'll lead
till you get the hang of it.
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Do you come here often, you two?
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I'll be able to ask Nora Batty
for a dance.
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Does she ever go to a dance?
Maybe she will if there's somebody handy next door.
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It's uncanny how he reminds me
of the former Mrs Truelove.
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Be careful. I'm only going to work.
Most accidents happen at work.
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That's factories and coalmines.
I work in an office.
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We've even got a drinks machine.
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How hot?!
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Barry! Can I have a word with you?
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Will you take this breakfast
to Wesley at the shed?
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We've hardly seen him for days.
What's he doing? The Smedley Annual Fete(!)
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The mad machine competition.
He's gone in for it again.
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What sort of mad machine?
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Who knows? It's top secret.
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He's got massive security.
You'll need the password.
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Password?
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Without the password,
he'll shoot you! Do be careful!
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Oh, I'll be all right with the
password. ..What IS the password?
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The password?
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Oh, I knew it a minute ago.
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He changes it every day.
The password...?
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Treacle pudding!
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Or was it blancmange?
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What sort of password
is treacle pudding? Or blancmange?
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Your father always believed
in keeping things simple.
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The secret of a good password is
it shouldn't sound like a password.
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Aye, well, he's got that bit right.
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I want to show you this derelict
barn where nobody ever comes.
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Oh, Howard! You quite sweep a girl
off her feet!
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I found it quite by accident.
It seemed like a good place for a little picnic.
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Another picnic, Howard?
I remember how keen you were when I first suggested one.
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You said you were a man
with a fierce appetite.
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I didn't realise
it was just for sausage rolls.
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Come on, this barn's ideal.
It could be our own private place.
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Oh, goody(!)
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More sausage rolls.
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I don't suppose there are
many people even know about it.
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VICTOR SYLVESTER MUSIC PLAYS
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It's only me, Mr Pegden!
It's Barry!
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I've brought you some breakfast.
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Treacle pudding!
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Treacle pudding!
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It's your breakfast, Mr Pegden.
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Treacle pudding!
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For breakfast?
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Treacle pudding!
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Or is it blancmange?
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Blancmange, Mr Pegden!
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He doesn't know his blancmange
from his treacle pudding!
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Treacle pudding!
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Treacle pudding, Mr Pegden!
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It's blancmange!
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GROWL
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Yesterday was treacle pudding!
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Maybe he's in midlife crisis.
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That's just his trousers.
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Learning to dance, that's serious.
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Next it'll be sequins and his
own hair dryer. He can borrow mine.
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Policemen have their own hair
dryers? No! I meant the sequins.
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'Ello, 'ello, it's twinkle toes!
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You realise you're probably in
breach of Road Traffic regulations?
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I've got an audience.
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They're riveted with indifference.
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Round here
they never show any emotion.
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You think so? You try making
a noise when they're playing bingo!
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Closed?!
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I can't go to work like this.
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You don't look so bad, considering.
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Where did you get that dog?
I borrowed it. From Jurassic Park(?)
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He's all right when you get to
know him. Yeah, we were quite close.
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Well, you'd better get off to work,
lad. I've got work to do myself.
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It's none of our business where
the ladies are going, but there are police practices for finding out.
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Here they come.
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The secret is to engage them
in casual conversation
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then steer it round to their motives
and intentions. I can do that.
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Nimbly now. Don't embarrass me.
Embarrass?! You danced with him!
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But I was leading.
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We're talking diplomatic here.
The subtle approach. No problem.
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'Ey up, lasses!
Where's tha going, then?
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None of your business!
Who asked you to interfere?
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We don't ask where you're going!
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Well, I tried. And you did great
until you opened your mouth.
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Thanks, Norm. I give up!
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Does that mean
next time I can lead?
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Why don't we follow them?
It's better than watching you dance.
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Are we really that interested?
I am. That's my bird all dressed up.
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He's already in midlife crisis.
This could push him over the edge.
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As soon as we've found an edge,
let's push him!
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You don't mean that, Norm!
I do if you keep on dancing! Oh, come on.
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They're all going!
It's some kind of ladies' outing.
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I think we should forget it.
We're getting outnumbered now.
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I'm no stranger to being outnumbered.
Being married to the former Mrs Truelove was like being outnumbered.
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Did she save string and brown
paper? Edith used to save them.
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What she saved was energy.
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When she died, Edith left me
in a strong position with regard to string and brown paper.
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My powers of police observation are
informing me that those are bun tins. Why are they carrying bun tins?
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Maybe it's a picnic.
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Hey, why don't we
sort of stumble in accidentally
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and see what's going in the food
line? It'll go fast if YOU'RE there.
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ENGINE REVS...
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ENGINE REVS...AND REVS
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How are we going to follow them
now? You know my motto. If at first you don't succeed, pack it in.
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COMPO BLOWS RASPBERRY
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Just what we need - a dozy civilian.
Follow that car! What car?!
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We'll show thee when we see it.
Go in that direction.
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I need some repairs. Then I've work.
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Put tha clog down, Barry! Let's go!
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These days, if you want to survive,
you've got to advertise.
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But it's so expensive.
That's why you've no salary, but very good commission.
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If you can increase my takings,
you'll do very well out of it, lad.
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I want you to go fearlessly where
few with boards have ever trod. Yes.
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Like up and down the supermarkets,
into Woolworths. Don't be shy. No.
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If they object, tell them you've
popped in for some drawing pins.
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But don't go spending recklessly
on drawing pins. Bluff your way out.
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But are you ready psychologically?
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I'm ready, I'm ready. Good lad.
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Off you go, then. Into the town.
Spread the word. I will, I will.
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Well, what are you waiting for?
Which way is the town?
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I thought since Pearl was out
for the day, we ought to take the chance to spend an hour together.
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Oh, doesn't time fly
when you're enjoying yourself(?)
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I'm dying to see the view at the top.
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I think I'm just dying, Howard!
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We could stop for a moment
while you take deep breaths.
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You sure know how to fill a day
with every conceivable excitement!
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The sooner we get to the top, the
sooner we can freewheel down again.
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We ARE going to stop somewhere
for a rest?
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Of course we are. I know I sometimes
look a bit rough and macho,
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but actually
I'm not brutal with my ladies.
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Be brutal if you must, Howard.
Women were born to be mistreated.
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I don't think Pearl realises that.
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Are you very cruel with her,
Howard?
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Well, let's just say
she knows who's boss.
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It's your father!
He's been messing about again.
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How come it's me father's fault?!
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He can't leave this car alone.
It used to go straighter than this!
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I feel safer here
than I did on the road.
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How are we going to get these buns
to Granny Basenthwaite?
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There'll be somebody passing soon.
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Up here?! I bet there's not been
six cars since Roman times!
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I can tell when he's been tinkering
with this car. It does as it likes.
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I think I can hear a car coming.
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Don't let them get past.
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No, there might never be
another vehicle.
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If they do go past, throw something
hard at them. Like these buns.
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My buns aren't hard! I've never had
a reputation for inflexible buns!
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And my buns aren't hard after
a lifetime of catering experience.
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I'm sure old Granny Basenthwaite
won't notice the difference out in the wilds.
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Here it comes.
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It's my Barry!
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Drawn by some psychic impulse
because he sensed I was in distress.
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He has extra-sensory perception.
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Look, never mind about that.
Has he got room for five?
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Oh, no! Look who he's got with him.
Now we ARE in distress.
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'Ey up, ladies.
In a spot of trouble, are we?
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We are now!
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Oh, Barry!
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Instinctively you knew.
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What have you done to your trousers?
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My Barry came so quickly
he's torn his trousers!
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What does he mean he was
looking for Woolworths' basement?!
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There we are then, ladies.
No damage done.
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Especially to him. He wasn't pushing.
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It's me back. I have to save it
for real emergencies. Such as what?
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Rescuing Nora Batty from a fire.
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I'll wait for the Fire Brigade!
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Uniforms, you see. The ladies
always prefer us chaps in uniform.
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Tha's not in uniform. I may be
retired, but the trilby says it all.
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Detective Sergeant Truelove, CID.
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Tha failed dog handling and
did the paperwork in Lost Property!
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Only in between serial killers!
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You're not safe from ladies,
even out of uniform.
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You're still not safe in civvies.
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Even WITH a waistcoat
and pullover.
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I hope it goes straight this time!
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I'll settle for staying on t'road.
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Listen, why are tha taking buns
to old lady Basenthwaite?
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Because she has a pot on her leg!
With no modern amenities!
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What if one night
I had a pot on MY leg?
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It's your head
you'll get a pot on!
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To think my Barry gave
his trousers to rescue us.
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I've got to get to work. I'm ever
so late! Relax, Barry. Have a bun.
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'Ello, 'ello, 'ello.
Where did you get those?
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They fell off a passing bun tin.
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I found them lying about on some
waste ground. In the back seat.
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Oh, well. If they were obtained
honestly, no harm in sharing them.
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'Ey up, it's Wesley! In a hurry!
That's a man with something to hide.
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He's entering the mad machine
competition. Follow that LandRover!
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I've got to get to work!
Not in them trousers.
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Makes you feel good, not to be
the one with the worst trousers. It's a big responsibility, Norm.
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BLOWS WHISTLE
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SIREN WAILS
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That was a close one!
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Don't get too close!
I ought to be getting to work!
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It looks like you're off sick.
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I can't tell them that! I bet
tha's sick of us. Sick of us? Who offers a wider range of activities?
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Is this yours?
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The bits with lettering on are.
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He wandered into an explosion zone.
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To think he'd walk through shot
and shell for the sake of commerce.
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I can't always get staff like that.
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You nearly lost him.
Oh, it's not difficult.
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And you brought him safely home.
Oh, how kind.
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Do come in. No, thanks, love.
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Oh, but you must.
While I, er, show my appreciation.
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No, no, no. Not you, lad.
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I'm not paying you to stop here.
Oh, have you started paying me?
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Just a figure of speech.
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Look, I'm going to have to go.
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Keep your voice down, lad.
This is an undercover operation. Any move could alert the enemy.
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I haven't any enemies. Maybe so.
But you're going the right way to get one.
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That's a funny shape.
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It's a bed!
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Well, it's his mad machine.
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He's got the mad part,
but what about the machine?
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ENGINE SPLUTTERS
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A bedmobile!
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Wesley has invented
a power bed! Ho ho ho!
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It'll be a great boon to people
late for work. Speaking of late!
234
00:22:29,787 --> 00:22:34,367
Think of it as something
unexpected, but educational.
235
00:22:34,367 --> 00:22:40,507
With holes in your trousers?!
You're with an expert at trouser holes.
236
00:22:40,507 --> 00:22:43,187
That's true, Barry!
237
00:22:43,187 --> 00:22:50,227
Sometimes a wind comes
all the way from Siberia to end up in those trousers.
238
00:22:50,227 --> 00:22:52,807
See? I'm air-cooled.
239
00:22:52,807 --> 00:22:58,387
I never get overheated, except
under pressure from Nora Batty. 'Ey up!
240
00:23:02,047 --> 00:23:07,067
I've a tender spot for your machine.
Reminds me of the woman I loved.
241
00:23:07,067 --> 00:23:12,087
I have to keep it secret
until Smedley Annual Fete!
242
00:23:12,087 --> 00:23:17,067
Your secret is safe. My chaps here
know the value of security.
243
00:23:18,107 --> 00:23:23,127
To the last pint. And silence is
going to cost thee a few, old lad!
244
00:23:23,127 --> 00:23:25,787
I've been betrayed!
245
00:23:25,787 --> 00:23:31,227
Mr Truelove suggests we look on it
as unexpected, but educational.
246
00:23:31,227 --> 00:23:33,907
And I've got a suggestion for him!
247
00:23:33,907 --> 00:23:38,687
It's no good. We've suggested it.
He never listens.
248
00:23:42,047 --> 00:23:46,687
Is it a racing bed
or a touring bed, Wesley?
249
00:23:46,687 --> 00:23:51,287
Why does it remind him
of the woman he loved?
250
00:23:51,287 --> 00:23:54,167
Well, we think it's psychological.
251
00:23:54,167 --> 00:23:59,227
Unless, of course, she was roughly
square and sagged in the middle.
252
00:23:59,227 --> 00:24:04,467
She did! I'll always remember
the way she sagged in the middle.
253
00:24:09,427 --> 00:24:12,327
They live primitive out here!
254
00:24:12,327 --> 00:24:14,367
See that old grimy thing?
255
00:24:14,367 --> 00:24:17,347
That was Mr Basenthwaite!
256
00:24:17,347 --> 00:24:19,827
No, I mean the stove.
257
00:24:19,827 --> 00:24:24,847
We all had them. They needed
black leading every Tuesday.
258
00:24:24,847 --> 00:24:26,447
Why Tuesday?
259
00:24:26,447 --> 00:24:32,167
On Monday, you had Sunday's dinner
warmed up, so by Tuesday the stove was cool enough.
260
00:24:32,167 --> 00:24:33,967
Wasn't it dirty?
261
00:24:33,967 --> 00:24:39,027
Dirty? On Tuesdays, you couldn't
tell me from your father!
262
00:24:39,027 --> 00:24:43,487
On Tuesdays,
I had to stand on newspapers.
263
00:24:43,487 --> 00:24:50,007
You don't know you're born!
They've got gadgets these days that'll do nearly everything.
264
00:24:50,007 --> 00:24:54,467
So have I.
It's called a Howard.
265
00:25:01,647 --> 00:25:05,687
If it turns left again,
don't blame me.
266
00:25:05,687 --> 00:25:08,507
Keep to that side of the road!
267
00:25:08,507 --> 00:25:10,907
Tell the car, not me!
268
00:25:18,247 --> 00:25:23,187
Don't worry! Don't worry!
And don't panic! I'm coming!
269
00:25:23,187 --> 00:25:27,507
I'm coming!
Don't worry! Don't panic!
270
00:25:29,987 --> 00:25:32,327
Oh... Oh!
271
00:25:32,327 --> 00:25:35,187
I've sprained something!
272
00:25:35,187 --> 00:25:38,707
I'll sprain something
when I get home!
273
00:25:40,987 --> 00:25:43,627
Maybe we can push the car out.
274
00:25:43,627 --> 00:25:49,567
Leave it! I'm not driving it until
your father's got it going straight!
275
00:26:13,687 --> 00:26:16,887
What are you doing in bed now?
276
00:26:16,887 --> 00:26:19,127
What's happened?
277
00:26:19,127 --> 00:26:23,107
She's sprained her ankle.
Does she want a lift?
278
00:26:23,107 --> 00:26:26,367
You stay here and fix this car!
279
00:26:28,967 --> 00:26:31,647
Who's going to drive her home?
280
00:26:31,647 --> 00:26:35,587
You can.
After you get my car going.
281
00:26:40,627 --> 00:26:43,007
EMBARRASSED LAUGHTER
282
00:26:46,627 --> 00:26:49,027
ENGINE FAILS TO START
283
00:26:54,807 --> 00:26:59,807
Well, I must say. You lads
know where the bargains are.
284
00:27:06,007 --> 00:27:10,447
We've got to make a vow
never to talk about this.
285
00:27:10,447 --> 00:27:14,847
Whenever you're round this way,
call again.
286
00:27:22,167 --> 00:27:25,327
'Ey up, lass! We made it at last!
287
00:27:25,327 --> 00:27:28,327
Just keep to your side of the bed!
288
00:27:28,327 --> 00:27:31,207
How's tha twisted ankle?
289
00:27:31,207 --> 00:27:35,807
Never you mind.
Don't you start talking ankles.
290
00:27:44,927 --> 00:27:47,027
Pedalling well, Howard.
291
00:27:47,027 --> 00:27:51,827
I'm just showing this lady
the way to Huddersfield.
292
00:27:51,827 --> 00:27:54,287
Who's that in bed with you?
293
00:27:54,287 --> 00:27:58,267
Never you mind!
It's a total stranger!
294
00:28:01,787 --> 00:28:06,627
Oh, Howard!
We should get one of those!
295
00:28:06,627 --> 00:28:11,567
I wonder if passing the test
would be very difficult.
296
00:28:11,617 --> 00:28:16,167
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