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There you go,
you're handling it well already.
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But I didn't want a tandem!
You're built for a tandem!
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Legs like you've got, you can
ride it from either saddle!
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You said you wanted me
to sell it for you!
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I do! But now you've bought it,
you've more interest in getting rid of it.
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I've given you what's known as
maximum incentive.
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What do I want with a tandem?
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You want a buyer,
that's what you want!
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'Ey up, tha's in a bad temper.
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I don't like
being grabbed from behind!
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I'll grab thee from the front!
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Just a suggestion.
Keep them to yourself!
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Is that tha final word? It is!
I thought we had an understanding.
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Well, not an understanding...
More a sort of...
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interesting confusion!
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HE HUMS
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Hey up, that's a whole lot of bike
tha's got there.
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You wanna buy it?
I couldn't afford that much bike. I'd need a mortgage for the bell!
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Think I'll ever find a buyer?
Not wheelin' it.
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But if tha were to ride it
and smile as if enjoyin' it...
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How can I ride that on me own?
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I'll soon settle that, son!
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Well, what are we waitin' for?
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Wesley Pegdon!
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I wish you wouldn't creep up on me.
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What you doing in my kitchen?! It's
all right. I've put the papers down.
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I'm not going to find
a buyer out here!
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Tha wants to get the hang of her,
see how she runs.
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That's how I'm workin'
on Nora Batty.
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Nora Batty? It's taking you years!
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What's the rush?
It's not as if I'm past me peak!
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Aren't we going too fast?
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It's all right this end!
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Hey up!
Watch where you're goin'...
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CRASH!
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My end were fine.
It were your end goin' too fast.
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I hope we haven't scratched it.
I'm supposed to be sellin' this!
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Why are you up here with
twice the normal amount of bicycle?
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We're testing Smiler's tandem.
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We should've known!
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We should've known
that's where you'd be!
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Does anybody know anybody
who wants a tandem?
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I shouldn't think so.
Not in this day and age.
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No chance.
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There must be SOME people
who buy tandems.
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Well, there's you for a start.
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Oh...!
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Very little demand for tandems.
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You'd best melt it down
and make a minibus.
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Cheer up, that man.
It'll be company for you.
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Oh... Thanks for th'encouragement.
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Aren't you helping me ride this
home? No! Your end goes too fast.
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Oh...!
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What's wrong with it?
It's not fizzing working!
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Next question - what are you
going to do?
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Snap my fingers,
recite the magic word,
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and not only will the motor go, but
I'll get a tank of petrol, too(!)
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You're all mouth and no trousers!
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ENGINE FAILS TO START
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You see!
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Everywhere I turn, things break
down. Machines cease to function.
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So how come,
never once in forty years,
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have you never had
the slightest trouble...
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in OPENING YOUR GOB?!
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It needs to be in peak condition...
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TO KEEP UP WITH YOURS!
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Oh, that should do it(!)
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You've got a real gift
for these situations(!)
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How come I always
have to ride in the back?
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You've always been
the outdoors type.
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Especially indoors.
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Hey up, what's this, then?
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Lovemobile?
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And broken down.
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I used to have the same trouble.
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We deliver...?
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To your own door, on request.
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Does tha give discount
for quantity?
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Pay no attention.
He's the village idiot.
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You having trouble, love?
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Mainly with him.
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Shut up, you old faggot!
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Are you just going to sit there?!
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Oh, shut up, you big yap!
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I can see why they called it
the Lovemobile(!)
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What exactly IS a lovemobile,
madam?
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Yes... I was wondering that,
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but I didn't like to ask in case
it came in a plain envelope.
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We introduce people to each other.
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We're a lonely-hearts agency.
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Mobile?
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Why not? We go round the
country shows, the market places.
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You come to us, we'll find you
the perfect partner.
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Tha didn't do much of a job
finding one for thaself.
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I wasn't in the business then.
If I'd known what I know now...
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he'd never have passed
the initial application!
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You're as bad as
your auntie Gertie!
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I've been good to you.
You'll be sorry when I'm gone!
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Promises, promises!
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HE GASPS
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Just what I needed
at my time of life - a tandem(!)
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A real necessity
for a bloke what lives alone(!)
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There was nothing wrong
with Aunt Gertie!
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She killed three husbands!
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Not all at once!
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She knew YOU were no good!
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Only because you told her!
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She knew before then!
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That's where you learned your trade.
Making people miserable!
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Don't you dig me!
You were digging me!
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Well, try THIS for a change!
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Ha! I suppose that was my fault!
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I knew it. They're dead!
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No, they're not dead.
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Well, they're quiet.
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And I don't believe they'd ever
be quiet if they weren't dead.
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One of you'd better go and find out.
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I'm better with engines!
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Oh! You pulled my ears!
You always pull me ears!
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You threw me over the wall!
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Does that sound like dead?
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You saw him!
He threw me over the wall!
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I never touched you. You threw
yourself over, you dozy buttock!
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He jumped on me from that wall!
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You pulled me over by me ears!
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She's got this thing about ears.
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Let's get organised.
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Are you injured, madam?
I'm practically a doctor.
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Since when?!
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I've dressed wounds in battle.
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Of course I'm injured!
People jump on you from walls!
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You pulled me over by the ears!
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She always goes for ears.
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Can we help you back to the wagon?
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I'm stayin' here.
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If you can sulk, I can sulk!
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You can't stay there!
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I'm stayin' here!
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You can't stay here! I'm staying!
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Me ears! What's wrong with them?
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They're twice as big
as they used to be!
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I'm stayin' here!
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You're coming! If I have to pick
you up and throw you over the wall!
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A pound says he'll never throw her
over the wall.
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That is not a nice thing
to gamble on.
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50p.
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Done!
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ARGUMENT CONTINUES
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I think his alternator's shot.
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Well, if he's trying to throw her
over the wall, I'm not surprised!
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Ow! God, you're a weight!
Get up, lass! Get up!
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HE PANTS:
I'm never gonna be able to sell it. There's just no demand.
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I'm going to go through the rest
of my life with a spare back seat!
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Lovemobile? What are YOU doing
with a lovemobile?
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Speaking personally,
absolutely nothing.
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It's not ours. We're just
looking after it for two friends.
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What friends?
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They're over the wall.
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This could be tha lucky day. They
could find thee the perfect partner.
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Perfect partner?
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Yes. Female. The opposite sex.
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You know, the ones with no crossbar.
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I know what they are.
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Then tha's halfway there, then,
aren't tha?
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I could do with
a really perfect partner.
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In fact,
I could make do with seconds.
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What do you think, Cleggie?
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I don't give advice on matters of
importance. I specialise in trivia.
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For importance,
you need a trained leader.
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Hold his bike.
Sir!
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Now, Smiler,
if you're feeling lonely,
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you've come to just the right place.
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Shop!
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Customer wants the perfect partner!
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Or even seconds.
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Or even seconds!
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We've cracked it this time. You're
a creature of infinite genius!
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I wouldn't say "infinite"!
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What's he looking for?
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Love.
Companionship.
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A buyer for his tandem.
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I don't know what he's looking for.
You ask him.
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What you looking for?
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Anything you got.
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Stop bein' so choosy, Smiler(!)
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Knows what he wants.
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Perfectionist.
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We've got thousands
of lonely hearts!
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I only want one.
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You're only going to get one.
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Permanent or temporary?
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Oh, definitely permanent.
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He's too tall for temporary.
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He has his own transport. We can
vouch for him being of sober habits.
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Sober?
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He's downright miserable!
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Well, come in and
fill out the application form.
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Wow, Smiler, the application form!
It's getting really tricky.
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Bah!
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MOANS AND GROANS
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Oh, Marina!
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I think we have.
I think we've cracked it this time!
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I think I'm sitting on the shovel.
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Did we have to bring the shovel?
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It's these authentic details
that make all the difference.
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It certainly FEELS
like it's making a difference.
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Thank you
for introducing a customer to us.
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Is there any commission?
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The name's Lance.
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How d'you do?
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If either of you are interested...
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I never discuss ladies
while holding a tandem.
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I've got Nora Batty but it might
be wise to start carrying a spare.
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He's not in the market. His
trousers'd never stand the strain.
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I've had a look round and, as far
as I can see, on first impressions,
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you'd best trade her in
in part-exchange.
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I'll go along with that.
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Very little mileage left and
it's not worth replacing the parts.
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My feelings exactly.
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Your problem is the...
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Big mouth. It's been her trouble
since we got married.
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I was talking about the engine.
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The engine? No! I'll be beggared
if I'll part with the engine!
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Leisure interests?
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What d'you do for amusement?
Your hobbies?
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Well, usually I...
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just sit quietly.
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It's your hobby? Sitting quietly?
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I enjoy it.
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What, um, age group of female
are you lookin' for?
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Something that's...well run in.
I want nothing too high-spirited.
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No...I can see that.
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And that's really
what you like to do?
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Just sit quietly?
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I really enjoy it.
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I really do.
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You need a new alternator.
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Well, not necessarily a NEW one.
We might find one at the scrapyard.
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Would that be cheaper?
Aye, a lot cheaper.
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Well, that's the way we'll go, then.
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I wonder
what Smiler's doing in there.
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Come away, will you?!
These things are personal.
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I wonder
if she can find someone for me.
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You don't need the Lovemobile.
You need the Farmer's Weekly!
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He's been inside a long time. D'you
think he's had to get married?
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She's found me one.
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What? Already?
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They don't mess about.
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Who's she found for thee?
250
00:18:14,859 --> 00:18:16,919
Me!
251
00:18:25,639 --> 00:18:26,759
Where are you going?!
252
00:18:26,759 --> 00:18:29,599
I'm going for some peace and quiet.
253
00:18:29,599 --> 00:18:32,279
With somebody who isn't ALL GOB!
254
00:18:38,519 --> 00:18:42,779
You might have given me time
to thank him properly!
255
00:18:45,139 --> 00:18:47,879
Lance looks broken-hearted.
256
00:18:47,879 --> 00:18:52,559
Who'd have thought Smiler would
have filled his tandem already?
257
00:18:52,559 --> 00:18:56,999
It's a prompt and efficient service,
I'll give them that.
258
00:19:01,819 --> 00:19:04,019
Twenty-two stitches!
259
00:19:05,039 --> 00:19:09,899
As many as that? What was
he using? A mixer and a blender(?)
260
00:19:09,899 --> 00:19:12,639
It's not keyhole surgery, is it?
261
00:19:12,639 --> 00:19:19,339
They say he's a butcher.
Hilda Priestly's scar looks like she buttons up the front.
262
00:19:19,339 --> 00:19:23,159
He did Mrs Evans.
She's never been right since.
263
00:19:23,159 --> 00:19:27,019
Mind you, that makes a matching set
with MR Evans.
264
00:19:27,019 --> 00:19:30,059
Didn't he take her to Majorca?
265
00:19:30,059 --> 00:19:36,059
Yes. I always think it's a bad sign
once they start takin' you to Majorca.
266
00:19:39,799 --> 00:19:42,659
Sorry I'm late. Barry got lost.
267
00:19:42,659 --> 00:19:48,279
I just took a wrong turning on that
estate where they all look the same.
268
00:19:48,279 --> 00:19:51,259
There's nobody
I'd rather be lost with.
269
00:19:51,259 --> 00:19:54,299
Say hello to everybody, Barry!
270
00:19:54,299 --> 00:19:56,299
Hello, everybody.
271
00:19:56,299 --> 00:19:58,339
ALL: Hello, Barry!
272
00:20:00,699 --> 00:20:04,299
Good heavens,
is that the time already?
273
00:20:04,299 --> 00:20:06,319
Well, I'll be off, then.
274
00:20:06,319 --> 00:20:09,779
Aren't you forgetting something,
Barry?
275
00:20:17,399 --> 00:20:21,979
How long have you been carrying on
like that?! Like what?
276
00:20:21,979 --> 00:20:23,979
In public!
277
00:20:23,979 --> 00:20:27,999
Oh, Mother! Didn't me father
ever give you a kiss?
278
00:20:27,999 --> 00:20:31,999
Once.
When I was going into hospital.
279
00:20:31,999 --> 00:20:35,939
It's acceptable
when you're going into hospital.
280
00:20:35,939 --> 00:20:38,259
They do it all over these days.
281
00:20:38,259 --> 00:20:40,899
In my time, you had to be French.
282
00:20:40,899 --> 00:20:43,199
It's these foreign holidays!
283
00:20:43,199 --> 00:20:46,699
I'll not take Howard
further than Cleethorpes.
284
00:20:46,699 --> 00:20:51,539
It's far enough for anybody
that's married, is Cleethorpes.
285
00:20:51,539 --> 00:20:58,899
I'd not mind, but they come back
from abroad with inflated ideas about what should be in a salad!
286
00:21:03,899 --> 00:21:05,739
Ooh! Ooh!
287
00:21:25,139 --> 00:21:27,119
Thanks.
288
00:21:28,159 --> 00:21:33,139
It's been a big day for him. He's
lost his wife AND his alternator.
289
00:21:33,139 --> 00:21:36,419
He's more concerned
about his alternator.
290
00:21:36,419 --> 00:21:39,839
He's probably not had
much trouble with that.
291
00:21:42,279 --> 00:21:44,259
'Ey up... Eli.
292
00:22:05,099 --> 00:22:07,099
Ha!
293
00:22:15,799 --> 00:22:19,139
Your son-in-law
seems to have a problem.
294
00:22:19,139 --> 00:22:21,339
Barry? What's he doing here?
295
00:22:21,339 --> 00:22:24,939
What are WE doing here?
What about my alternator?
296
00:22:24,939 --> 00:22:29,519
Steady down! A bloke's
got to have a bit of refreshment.
297
00:22:29,519 --> 00:22:31,519
Barry?
298
00:22:32,519 --> 00:22:34,659
Oh, hello, Mr Pegdon.
299
00:22:34,659 --> 00:22:38,739
Er, that'll be five pints
and a refresher for Barry.
300
00:22:38,739 --> 00:22:41,959
This is becoming
an expensive alternator.
301
00:22:42,959 --> 00:22:44,979
Five pints, sunshine.
302
00:22:44,979 --> 00:22:49,379
And a refill of what he's
drinking - yonder gloomy figure.
303
00:22:49,379 --> 00:22:53,059
What's his problem?
It's usually marriage.
304
00:22:53,059 --> 00:22:55,239
But there's always a cure.
305
00:22:56,419 --> 00:22:58,439
Are YOU happily married?
306
00:23:00,359 --> 00:23:03,099
Of course I'm happily married.
307
00:23:03,099 --> 00:23:08,499
If ever you want to change partners,
just phone and leave it to us.
308
00:23:16,779 --> 00:23:18,799
What's wrong with him?
309
00:23:18,799 --> 00:23:22,039
Wife trouble.
I thought so. It usually is.
310
00:23:23,059 --> 00:23:25,059
Another fella, is it?
311
00:23:25,059 --> 00:23:27,099
No, it is not another fella!
312
00:23:28,119 --> 00:23:29,559
Worse!
313
00:23:29,559 --> 00:23:32,999
He has to kiss her in public.
314
00:23:34,079 --> 00:23:38,659
I know she's me daughter but
there's just no excuse for that.
315
00:23:38,659 --> 00:23:43,519
Couldn't you explain that
she's testing you beyond endurance?
316
00:23:43,519 --> 00:23:47,979
I tried that. But she says if
I won't kiss her, I don't love her.
317
00:23:47,979 --> 00:23:50,539
Have you tried garlic?
318
00:23:51,859 --> 00:23:54,299
She LIKES garlic.
319
00:23:54,299 --> 00:24:00,859
I don't know where
she gets it from - liking garlic and kissing in public.
320
00:24:04,299 --> 00:24:09,879
WAAAAAAHHHHHHH!
321
00:24:10,939 --> 00:24:13,339
WAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!
322
00:24:17,879 --> 00:24:21,279
Keep him out!
But he's just lost his wife.
323
00:24:21,279 --> 00:24:24,859
He's in the right business
to find another!
324
00:24:24,859 --> 00:24:26,039
WAAAHHHHH!
325
00:24:26,039 --> 00:24:28,779
You sound like Duckett's donkey!
326
00:24:28,779 --> 00:24:29,779
I want my Ethel!
327
00:24:29,779 --> 00:24:32,679
You want locking up, you daft twit!
328
00:24:32,679 --> 00:24:35,779
Funny - he LOOKS like
Duckett's donkey.
329
00:24:35,779 --> 00:24:41,339
He's really fond of her. I bet he
doesn't have to kiss her in public.
330
00:25:11,339 --> 00:25:16,699
Cheer up, Barry. It's only us. And
tha won't have to kiss one of us.
331
00:25:16,699 --> 00:25:18,699
Amen to that!
332
00:25:21,479 --> 00:25:26,679
Have you tried standing to
attention? I always find that helps.
333
00:25:26,679 --> 00:25:28,839
ETHEL! YOU'RE BACK!
334
00:25:37,619 --> 00:25:39,619
He was too quiet.
335
00:25:39,619 --> 00:25:41,679
Drive anybody crackers.
336
00:25:45,239 --> 00:25:47,259
I think that's lovely!
337
00:25:47,259 --> 00:25:51,419
You old softie! I don't know
why you should say that.
338
00:25:51,419 --> 00:25:56,199
Pull yourself together!
We've got to do something for Barry.
339
00:25:56,199 --> 00:25:59,759
Can you cure anybody
of kissing in public?
340
00:25:59,759 --> 00:26:02,559
I think we can arrange something.
341
00:26:17,059 --> 00:26:18,859
Oh!
342
00:26:29,379 --> 00:26:31,639
Is this the right road for...
343
00:26:31,639 --> 00:26:36,259
I was just asking this young lady
exactly that same question!
344
00:26:36,259 --> 00:26:40,319
How disturbing.
Alone out here with two lost men!
345
00:26:43,519 --> 00:26:45,499
THEY CHATTER
346
00:26:57,839 --> 00:27:00,239
The Lovemobile?
347
00:27:01,519 --> 00:27:04,039
What the heck is a lovemobile?
348
00:27:04,039 --> 00:27:08,919
I don't know. But I wouldn't
want it parked outside MY place!
349
00:27:12,319 --> 00:27:15,859
You can remove that vehicle!
Wesley Pegdon!
350
00:27:15,859 --> 00:27:19,199
Barry's been doing
a spot of training.
351
00:27:19,199 --> 00:27:21,199
Training?!
352
00:27:21,199 --> 00:27:23,879
Training for what?!
353
00:27:23,879 --> 00:27:25,879
I'll show thee!
354
00:27:30,259 --> 00:27:33,759
Barry, show them
how much you've improved.
355
00:27:33,759 --> 00:27:35,759
I will. I'm ready!
356
00:27:35,759 --> 00:27:38,739
I've been taught by an expert!
357
00:27:38,739 --> 00:27:41,239
I daren't look.
358
00:27:43,679 --> 00:27:45,679
HE CLEARS THROAT
359
00:27:45,679 --> 00:27:48,939
OK...pucker up!
360
00:27:48,939 --> 00:27:50,919
Not in public, Barry!
361
00:27:57,119 --> 00:27:59,119
Ohhhh!
362
00:28:08,099 --> 00:28:12,499
Why don't you look where
you're going before you pull out?
363
00:28:12,499 --> 00:28:14,679
I DID look where I was going!
364
00:28:14,679 --> 00:28:17,339
Oh, I love it when you shout at me.
365
00:28:17,389 --> 00:28:21,939
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