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Oh, look!
A balloon with a Howard on a string.
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You ignore me
if I just knock on the door.
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That's probably because I'm trying
to ignore you. Don't go away.
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It gets lonely out here.
It shrinks the spirit.
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A person feels unwanted.
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Sorry to bother you,
but something's come up.
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Correction, Howard.
Something is about to GO up.
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I liked that balloon.
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If you'd learn to live happily with
just a balloon, I'd buy you one.
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What colour?
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Norman Clegg's just lost his balloon.
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What you doing with a balloon?
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What are you doing with HIM?
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He's quite right.
I'm a fine one to talk.
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But I know
what I'm doing with you today -
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you're hospital-visiting
with me and Roz.
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I hate hospital-visiting!
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But it cheers people up when they
realise they look better than you.
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And at least I know where you are.
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How long have you been interested
in balloons?
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Oh, it's just a passing fancy.
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I hope it passes quicker
than some of Howard's.
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Well, basically,
it's just to keep me occupied until my skateboard comes.
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No good trying to end it all here -
there's only six inches of water.
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I don't want to end it all -
six inches is just about right. I see. You're ending it gradually -
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by instalments. A flexible solution.
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Fit it to any circumstances.
Very handy. It could catch on.
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Tha used to be married, Truly.
Oh, don't get me going. We shall be jumping together.
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Did she have a brother?
She was the only one.
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They took one look
and cancelled all future plans.
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Mine has a brother. Fair enough -
you can't argue with that.
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But she lets him stay. Guess
who's supposed to entertain him?
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Is there a problem?
Tha must be joking. It's like baby-sitting a lump of wood.
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I don't know what you have to do
to raise a giggle - get run over. He never smiles.
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He's got being miserable
down to a fine art. He's like a concert pianist -
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he practices 12 hours a day.
We'll give you a hand with him.
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Introduce him to the pleasures
of messing about. He wouldn't know where to start. We'll show him.
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He's obviously got a blockage
in his frivolous region. Clearly a case for Truly of the Yard.
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Hello...
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It looks as if misery
could be contagious.
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Bad as all that, Howard?
I'm going hospital-visiting... Yes, that IS bad.
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..with Pearl and Roz. Gets worse.
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Hospital-visiting with the ladies!
Almost as much fun as being sick.
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By what lucky chance
did they drag YOU in?
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It's cos she'll know where I am.
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You'd think I couldn't be trusted.
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It's not funny.
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It means I shall miss an appointment.
Oh, an appointment!
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Speaking of which, I wonder if
you could deliver a message for me...
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Can't do it - I've been allergic
to strange women ever since the former Mrs Truelove. That's nice(!)
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Encouraging(!) Supportive(!)
Is he still looking for volunteers?
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What you need, Howard, is someone
a lot more easily talked into things.
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Someone willing, reliable, barmy.
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Someone more easily
talked into things!
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Barry!
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I wonder if you could do me a favour.
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I'm only too glad to help,
if it's possible.
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You're a good lad, Barry.
Not like some.
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It's a cold world out here, Barry.
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I'm beginning to notice.
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I thought it'd be enough
to keep your shoes and car clean and put your bin out.
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There's a young lady
I'm slightly acquainted with...
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through a mutual interest
in the environment.
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I'm not buying. Edie does all that.
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I'm not selling. Calm yourself, man.
I can't stand grown men going to pieces.
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Not selling?
Is this some kind of trick?
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I want to hire you
and your Land Rover - I'm negotiating with this farmer.
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Terrible, mean, hard, old person.
That'll be a duel worth seeing.
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If it's going to be entertainment,
you'll not want a fee. Just pay me for the diesel.
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Terrible dear stuff, that diesel.
Forget it. All right. I know when I'm beaten.
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There'll be another two in a minute.
Billy's bringing his brother-in-law.
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Oh, four cups of tea.
I shall never cope with the rush.
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Is this some other barmy beggar
or is this one normal? Too normal, says Billy. Needs to lighten up.
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Normal? And he's fallen
into the hands of you lot!
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It's a holiday for him.
Good luck, Billy's brother-in-law. The least we can do.
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Come on, then, Bradley.
I'll wait out here. Looks like a salmonella shop to me.
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What did he say?
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He'd better wait outside.
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If he comes in here,
I shall hit him with my brush. Where did you find him?
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He came with the wife.
It was a package deal.
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I've seen more desirable packaging.
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An expression like that makes me ask
if he's got previous convictions.
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Not for enjoyment, he hasn't.
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I wonder if it's him
that trains all those people you find behind shop counters...
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Oh...present establishment excepted,
of course.
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What is it? If you must know, it's
an inflatable animal feeding trough.
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Do they take much feeding,
these inflatable animals? You can't get the staff.
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I'm not surprised, at your wages. It
doesn't look like a feeding trough.
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Is that an expert opinion?
Have you seen one before? No.
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Bit out of your depth, then.
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It makes a bloke cough
when he's lifting it. It's heavy.
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Nobody said it was a lightweight
portable animal feeding trough.
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Should we tie it on? This weight?
It's hardly likely to blow away in the breeze!
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It's a rough track up to that farm.
I don't want anybody falling off. It could mean instant dismissal.
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On the other hand,
if you do fall off,
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it amounts to you submitting your
resignation and leaving my payroll.
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Therefore I'm not liable
for any damages.
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Did you see those little wooden
steps by the door, Wesley?
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You've got a good eye for a
bargain, lad. �20 and they're yours.
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What are you looking for?
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Hey up! He's taking an interest. What
do I say? What ARE we looking for?
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When in doubt, ask a policeman.
Tell him, Truly. You tell him. I'm looking for what you're looking for.
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Newts!
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That's a nice thing
to say to your brother-in-law. No wonder he's miserable.
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Miniature dragon kind of creature.
Oh, them.
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Seen one, you've seen 'em all.
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Wow!
He really is taking an interest(!)
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I telled thee. He's impossible.
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Nobody's impossible - except
possibly the former Mrs Truelove.
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Perhaps if we appeal
to his aesthetic instincts.
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He doesn't appeal to mine. Don't
you find it fascinating the way things look in crystal-clear water?
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No. You're right, he's impossible.
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And I married his sister.
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Gives you some idea
what a shrewd judge I am.
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I wish I'd kept
Howard's balloon now.
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At least it had a smile on its face.
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Bradley! Credit where it's due -
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in these few inches of water,
it's possible to find a whole fascinating world in miniature.
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Not without getting wet.
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Now, can you see the humiliation?
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Me, Billy Hardcastle,
direct descendant of Robin Hood,
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related by marriage to some twit
who won't even try to get wet.
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Well,
maybe he had a nasty experience.
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No...that's still to come.
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Bradley,
what's this about not getting wet?
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I've seen it before.
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Oh, not just the newt.
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Next thing, it's a chill,
and before you know it...bingo!
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Bingo?
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There you are in a coffin.
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Where at least it's dry.
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I told thee - a laugh a minute.
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What do you do for amusement,
Bradley?
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Amusement?
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I read a lot.
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About what wiped out the dinosaurs,
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about meteorites
colliding with the Earth,
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super-powerful volcanoes,
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the end of the world -
stuff like that.
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I think I'll wait for the musical.
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I understand he's her brother,
but does your missus still manage to love this person? Oh, aye...
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It's me she's not sure about.
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Oh, hello, Barry. Come in, love.
Oh, no, I can't stop, Auntie Roz.
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I wanted to ask advice.
Why? What's your problem? You're a woman of the world...
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That was another world. I'm not sure
I'd want to be a woman of this one.
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I'm not good with women. Me neither.
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I...I seem to have become involved
with another woman.
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Oh, Barry!
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No, not MY other woman -
some other person's other woman.
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I don't have another woman. I don't
want one. So, what are you doing with another woman?
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That's what I'm wondering. If YOU
don't know... It's just this certain person, who has to remain anonymous,
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can't keep an appointment
with a certain lady.
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I've to meet her
and give her a lift home! Tell Howard to collect his own women.
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What's your problem?
Suppose somebody sees me?
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I'll vouch for you. You're not
the type. Thank goodness. It's just my luck to be seen. People talk!
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They'll forget
I keep my shoes and car clean.
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Chin up. Wear something different.
Make it hard for people to recognise you.
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And don't be any longer on this job
than you're forced.
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Not that you're a reliable witness,
but we took your word for it that he'd follow.
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I assumed he'd follow.
Everybody likes climbing trees.
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Correction - nearly everybody.
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In the absence of any further
motive, we might as well go down.
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Could I point out
that if we hadn't struggled up here, we would have been down?
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Think of a better idea. You're
the ones who said we'd cheer him up. We thought he was human.
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That's not a nice thing
to say about anybody.
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See for miles.
Great view from up there, Brad.
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It's just hills and stuff.
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They're all right going down,
but up's a beggar.
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Well, that takes care of landscape.
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Um, what do you do at home, Bradley?
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Do?
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For fun.
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Fun? We're on a boiling rock
in the middle of nowhere
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and the sun's going to die
in about 500 million years.
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You think it's the kind of place
to be having fun?
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The sun's going to go out?
In half a billion years.
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I hope it's not going to mean
more rain. It means we're all dead unless we've moved on.
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We'll have moved on...
to some other planet.
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I hate moving.
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We moved once, from Brook Street.
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Broke a china figurine -
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a dancer with a frilly skirt.
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Lost an arm.
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Of course, we turned her round so
the broken arm was facing the wall.
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As you come through door, she looked
all right. There you are, then.
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The human gift for improvisation.
It might even see us through the sun going out.
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Still got an arm missing, though.
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If she's got both legs, that's
more important if she's a dancer. That's true.
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A one-legged dancer
could be in real trouble. Maybe if they all formed a chorus line.
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The high kicks could be tricky.
They'd have to do it in shifts.
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What's funny about a broken dancer?
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He's right.
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It were Capodimonte.
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Don't be dawdling just because
I'm paying for the petrol. It don't work like that.
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The faster I go, the more we use.
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Well, slow down, then.
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What are we tearing up this road
for?
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"Do Not Press".
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Do not press what? This.
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THUMP!
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If this farmer
says my inflatable feeding trough looks like a rubber boat,
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back me up and explain to him.
Explain what?
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That all rubber boats
are based on the design of the inflatable feeding trough.
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Why did you press it?
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It's the urge to explore,
which has enabled mankind not only to reach the moon,
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but to be lying on his back
in the middle of the road.
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Tide out, is it?
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Right, you two, don't unload it yet.
I've got to whet his appetite first.
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Well, where've they gone?
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They don't usually move that fast.
They were there last time I looked.
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You don't think they've fallen off?
I suppose it's just possible...
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despite the high standard of driving.
Oh, dear. Make a note of the time.
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They owe me
for the hire of one inflatable.
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It's dark in here.
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Just hold it steady and follow me.
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Oh, hold it, Smiler! Hold it!
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Oh...no...!
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Well, it's found it's home!
Let's see if it floats.
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Should we be floating
a portable inflatable animal trough?
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Smiler, they use these in the Navy.
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Can't they afford boats?
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Nowadays, probably not.
Come on...! Get in!
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Yeah!
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Looks as if his sun's gone out
already.
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A lot like the missus -
could be twins. As long as you can tell them apart.
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You can't tell that pair anything.
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How long
are we going to hang about here?
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Look around you, Bradley -
the scenery, the beauty!
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People come for miles
just to leave their litter.
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You know what you've got here,
don't you?
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Huge amounts of territory
being wasted on nothing happening.
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Well, if you will wipe out
all the dinosaurs. There's always summat happening.
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00:20:00,719 --> 00:20:06,359
Such as? It's only last winter...
I had this terrible boil.
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Back of the neck - talk about
showing a red light to the rear.
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Traffic stacked up for miles waiting
for him to go green. He suffered the attentions of an affectionate moth.
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You're barmy, you lot.
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We try.
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It's the constant pitch
of anticipation.
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You never know what's
gonna come round the bend. Hey up.
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Don't worry. If it doesn't stop,
we'll get the next one. Leave this to me.
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Give us a hand! Give us a hand!
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Where did you get this?
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It fell off the back of this
vehicle. Oh, THAT kind of boat.
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He pressed what he shouldn't have.
This button leapt at me finger. It was terrifying.
245
00:21:01,359 --> 00:21:07,339
Don't let Smiler get with Bradley.
Together, they'll depress the global economy.
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Well, at least it brought a flush
to Smiler's cheeks.
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It brought a flush to mine,
I can tell you!
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It's at times like this,
you realise the limitations of the headache pill.
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Are we going or aren't we?
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00:21:24,219 --> 00:21:30,799
Call me optimistic,
but maybe a bit of a cruise is just what Bradley needs.
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Where's the boat?
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What useless pillock
let go of the rope?
253
00:21:47,199 --> 00:21:50,259
Well...it can't have gone very far.
254
00:21:50,259 --> 00:21:54,479
Don't just stand there!
Let's get after it.
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00:22:01,879 --> 00:22:07,939
This is the peak of excitement,
as well - standing here, looking at a rubber thing.
256
00:22:07,939 --> 00:22:13,299
They say the simple pleasures
are the best. They could be lying.
257
00:22:13,299 --> 00:22:17,539
Well, they're no good
for falling off Land Rovers with.
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00:22:17,539 --> 00:22:21,359
What about you?!
Them legs are lethal in the air.
259
00:22:21,359 --> 00:22:26,919
There was a lady
I had to interview in Walthamstow with a similar reputation.
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This'll do it.
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As used by Robin Hood.
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I see...
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Absolutely useless!
As used by Robin Hood.
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What we need is a volunteer.
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00:22:54,579 --> 00:22:58,999
They're looking at ME.
Why are they looking at ME?
266
00:23:04,419 --> 00:23:09,439
I can't believe it of your Barry.
He's too dozy for infidelity.
267
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It's one of his best qualities.
268
00:23:11,939 --> 00:23:16,419
I couldn't believe it either,
but he's acting suspiciously.
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In what way?
Acting guilty. He's up to something.
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Not your Barry. He's too dozy.
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Get off! Give up!
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00:23:25,779 --> 00:23:30,059
My Barry's not dozy.
He can work our video recorder.
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00:23:30,059 --> 00:23:33,159
Do you want him dozy
or up to something?
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If you've any sense, you'll settle
for dozy - I did, and we've been married happily for 50 years.
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I want you to talk to him. I want
you to get to the bottom of it.
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He daren't lie to YOU.
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All right...
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Aye. Goodbye.
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Oh, I'm so sorry we've had to cancel
this hospital visit.
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I was so looking forward to it.
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A word to the wise...
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Watch it,
or I might be visiting YOU!
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00:24:20,679 --> 00:24:23,479
Look! You see what I mean?
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00:24:26,679 --> 00:24:28,939
What am I going to do?
285
00:24:28,939 --> 00:24:31,999
You're going to follow him!
286
00:24:31,999 --> 00:24:34,699
It'd leave a bad taste in my mouth.
287
00:24:34,699 --> 00:24:39,519
It's like medicine - that's
how you know it's doing you good.
288
00:24:53,879 --> 00:24:56,759
Now, stand by for my signal.
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00:24:56,759 --> 00:25:02,379
Jump into the middle of the boat,
keeping your legs bent for a soft landing.
290
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Or keep thee head bent
for an even softer.
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Get ready, Brad! Tha'll enjoy this.
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00:25:08,919 --> 00:25:11,159
I haven't, so far.
293
00:25:13,259 --> 00:25:18,239
Are you sure he's just miserable?
Maybe his meteorite's late arriving.
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Ready at this end.
I'd be more ready at that end.
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GO!
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00:25:33,659 --> 00:25:38,419
What did you do that for?
You're supposed to stay in the boat.
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00:25:38,419 --> 00:25:40,659
It threw me out.
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00:25:40,659 --> 00:25:44,599
Your women throw you out, too.
It's becoming a habit.
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00:25:53,159 --> 00:25:57,799
Do you think he's worth all
this bother? It's force of habit.
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00:25:57,799 --> 00:26:02,879
I don't think I've been this deep
in country since a Mr Birkinshaw.
301
00:26:02,879 --> 00:26:09,519
I expect it looks different
when you're on your feet. He invited me to go bird-watching.
302
00:26:09,519 --> 00:26:13,659
You didn't fall for that one,
did you? I did.
303
00:26:13,659 --> 00:26:17,459
It turned out
he really meant bird-watching.
304
00:26:29,239 --> 00:26:31,739
He is! He's meeting a woman.
305
00:26:31,739 --> 00:26:37,219
I still can't believe it
of your Barry. There's probably some simple explanation.
306
00:26:37,219 --> 00:26:41,199
Like what?
Like he's really tricky.
307
00:26:41,199 --> 00:26:45,819
You'll have to get him overalls.
They don't stray far in overalls.
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00:26:45,819 --> 00:26:48,919
And if he did,
you'd see where he'd been.
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00:26:52,699 --> 00:26:54,479
Oh...
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00:26:54,479 --> 00:26:56,279
Howard?
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00:26:57,839 --> 00:26:59,639
Howard?
312
00:26:59,639 --> 00:27:01,259
Glenda?
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00:27:03,399 --> 00:27:06,199
Why are you with this woman, Barry?
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00:27:06,199 --> 00:27:08,639
Yes, I was wondering that.
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00:27:08,639 --> 00:27:10,739
HE can explain.
316
00:27:13,979 --> 00:27:16,159
What's going on?
317
00:27:18,119 --> 00:27:20,799
It's some domestic dispute.
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00:27:20,799 --> 00:27:26,439
I don't think
we ought to get involved. I wonder who led Barry into that!
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00:27:26,439 --> 00:27:33,879
He's very inexperienced. Yes.
He'll have to learn to keep the ladies entirely apart. Yes...
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00:27:42,119 --> 00:27:45,019
I'm all right where I am.
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00:27:45,019 --> 00:27:49,179
In a deep depression. Wouldn't
you care to reconsider that?
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00:27:49,179 --> 00:27:53,679
Why walk when you can ride?
I'd rather stay dry.
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00:27:53,679 --> 00:27:58,819
- Do any of us look wet?
- Fancy giving him the opportunity to answer that.
324
00:27:58,819 --> 00:28:03,839
Well, off we go then. You'll be
sorry, Bradley. He looks sorry now.
325
00:28:03,839 --> 00:28:06,739
That's because he always looks sorry.
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00:28:06,739 --> 00:28:10,359
Keep your finger off that valve.
What valve?
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00:28:10,359 --> 00:28:13,179
That valve. Oh, THAT valve.
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00:28:13,179 --> 00:28:15,939
AIR ESCAPES
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I liked him better
when he was miserable.
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