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hi, hi.
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Norman mailer lived,
uh, two doors down.
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I saw him bite rip
torn's ear off one night.
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Seems like a different lifetime.
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If you're looking for
more action, I can, uh,
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show you something
on commercial street.
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But you should know that
by November, even downtown
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is so empty and quiet that
you could hear a gnat fart.
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I like the quiet.
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Need my privacy.
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How's the ventilation?
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These old houses can
get pretty stuffy.
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You a writer?
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Painter?
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Hermit?
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I know you're not here
for the social scene,
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whatever's left of it.
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I've been here for 50 years.
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You know, back in the
day, you'd walk downtown,
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and you'd see boys getting
butt-fucked on front porches
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like some kind of perverted
norman rockwell painting.
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It was true
homosexual americana.
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Now it's mom and dad or
dad and dad or mom and mom
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and baby stroller gridlock
all fucking summer long.
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I just left my job at
a lab in providence.
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What are you, a chemist?
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It was an ugly divorce.
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I just need some time alone.
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Let's cut the bullshit.
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A big-city chemist
looking for a quiet place
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with great ventilation in
a town where the things
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that are most plentiful
for eight months a year
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are methheads, choppy
seas, and depression?
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That sounds like a
woman looking to set up
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her own little meth lab.
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I have a phd from harvard.
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Meth is well below my pay grade.
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Good.
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'Cause the sheriff has a
nose like a truffle pig
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for that junk.
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Just lookin' for some quiet.
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I'll take it.
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Do you know that guy, uh, tex?
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He cruises the docks?
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- Wait, don't tell me.
- He's from texas.
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Yeah. How'd you know?
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Anyway, he taught me this trick
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you do right before a guy comes.
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- Mm.
- You press down on his taint,
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you time it just right,
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you can get him to
come again right away.
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Mm, but you'll charge me
for just the one, right?
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Exactly.
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You're playing out
of your league.
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Scram.
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Look, can I just
borrow ten bucks?
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I said scram, methhead.
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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I'm new in town, got
a few extra bucks.
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You do girls too?
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Yep. Here.
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Look at that. I'm a gentleman.
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don't touch anything.
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- So, uh, what do you want?
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Kind of do things as a standard
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sliding scale kind of deal.
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It's, uh, $50 for oral.
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Straight-up sex, that's $100,
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but I'm currently running
a Halloween special.
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I'll do anything for 20 bucks.
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But Halloween isn't for a week.
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- Mm.
- It's a, um, seasonal thing.
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- I just wanna talk.
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I'll pay you for your time.
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All right.
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Tell me about your dreams.
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Like, at night?
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No. Like, in life.
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You ever wanna be a model
or play for the yankees?
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You really think I
could be a model?
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- No.
- But you must have something.
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Everyone does.
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Well, I write a little.
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You any good?
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- I don't know.
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I don't think I've
ever shown anyone
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anything I've written
before, but, uh...
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Um, yeah, you know, I
think I'm pretty good.
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Why, you, like, a big-time
movie producer or something?
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I'm a biochemical engineer.
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Spent the past nine years
working with the u.S. Military
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trying to understand and unlock
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the creative parts of the brain.
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They wanna make more
creative soldiers?
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Less.
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They don't want them to
think for themselves.
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But to lock up
the creative mind,
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we also have to understand
how to unlock it.
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We have tons of research
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from studying highly
creative people.
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Every one of 'em
says the same thing.
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They don't know
where it comes from.
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but I do.
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the occipital lobe.
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Talented people have denser,
more numerous clusters
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of neurons in that area.
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I don't care if you are
bill fucking shakespeare.
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If I whack you hard enough
in that part of your head,
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you'll never write again.
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So I started developing a
drug to target that area.
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Made the neurons in that
part of the brain fire at 10,
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50, 1,000 times faster
and more frequently
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than they usually do.
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- Uh, wow, um...
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Did it work?
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We started testing
it on primates.
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And yeah, it worked...
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On some of the apes.
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The ones who tested
higher on cognitive tests
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before we gave
them the medicine.
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Suddenly, they could play
complex notes on a keyboard.
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So, um, what happened to the
ones it, like, didn't work on?
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They became highly aggressive.
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Bloodthirsty.
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Tore the other apes
limb from limb.
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I think the medicine
has different effects
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on creative and
noncreative people.
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It's almost like
the noncreative ones
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can tolerate their
lack of talent
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until they're
confronted with it.
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Then their mediocrity
drives 'em mad.
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So...
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Wanna try one?
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Fuck no!
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Maybe you're one of
the talented ones.
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Um...
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Thanks but no, thanks.
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Uh, look, can I
just get my money?
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It's a long winter.
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I'll give you $50 for
anyone you convince
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to come take one of these
lil' black beauties.
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Maybe I should sing tonight.
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Do you think they
have any joan baez?
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- Ooh, wow, joan baez.
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Wait, doesn't, uh, singin'
make your cough worse anyway?
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Yeah, but...
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Good news is, it's October
and I've only had bronchitis
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five times this year.
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- Oh, that's a...
- A real victory, karen.
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I always get depressed
this time of year.
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Oh, no, no.
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I love it.
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All the assholes leave town,
and the galleries close, and...
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None of the paintings inside
them mock me when I walk by.
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Do you think you're talented?
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Like, uh... like, uh...
Like, if you just had,
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like, a little bit of help,
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you could paint things good
enough for those galleries?
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Oh.
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No.
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No, I'm shit inside and out.
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Can I have a hit, please,
before I bore myself to tears?
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hey.
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I'm a singer.
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Mickey sent me.
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Welcome, welcome to our last
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autumn reading
octoberfest event.
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Some people come out to the
cape to see the foliage,
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others for a fresh
bag of cranberries
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or a walk in the dunes.
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But the authors we've
been lucky enough
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to bring here to
read their new works
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are just as satisfying
a draw, if you ask me.
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Today I'd like to
welcome belle noir,
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a romance novelist,
self-published,
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who will be reading
from her new book,
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"martha's cherry tree,"
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a rather racy retelling
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of the george and
martha washington story.
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Thank you.
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I'm going to read you a
section of chapter 17.
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Martha suspects
george is sleeping
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with one of their maids.
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And upon searching
the maid's bed,
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she finds one of
george's wooden teeth.
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Rather than confront george,
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she decides to seduce
the maid herself.
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"'I cannot tell a lie.
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"I cannot tell a lie.'
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"had he whispered
those false words
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"to innocent little penelope
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"when he drove himself into her?
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"Had he lied about loving her?
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"lied about her
being the only one?
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"lied about never lying?
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"The only thing that distracted
her from these thoughts
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"was the soft skin of
penelope's breasts and belly
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"as martha slowly kissed her
way down to the hairy warmth
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between the young maid's legs."
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who should I make it out to?
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The chemist.
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You're a good writer.
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That's very kind of you.
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Got some real potential.
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Tell the publishing
houses for me, would you?
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you said you were going to
come in for the reading.
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Your books gross me out.
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It grosses you out to hear
your wife talk about sex?
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Yes, especially this book.
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I can't look at a $1 bill
or mount rushmore anymore
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without wantin' to puke.
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How many books did you sell?
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- One.
- for fuck's sake.
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I would've just bought
a book from you at home,
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and we could've
skipped this bullshit.
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It's not bullshit.
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It's my dream.
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What do you want from me, belle?
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I'm here, aren't I? I
agreed to puttin' up
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a big chunk of our retirement
for this dumb book tour,
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during which we've
sold six books.
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You want me to
support your dream?
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Here I am, supporting
the fuck out of it.
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and I'm grateful.
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But can't you see I'm
doing it for both of us?
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I could be the next
danielle steel.
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She's worth a billion dollars.
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How many times has
she been married?
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Four, maybe five.
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Well, I guess then there's
one way you could be like her.
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let's go back to the
hotel and freshen up
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and then watch the
sunset from muse.
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I hear it's beautiful.
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Do you want me to suck some
cock while I'm in there?
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What? No.
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Then why are you asking
me to go to a homo bar
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and do something totally gay
like watch the fucking sunset?
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I wanna do something
actually fun,
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like the haunted dune tour.
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Sounds scary, I don't
wanna have nightmares.
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I need my sleep before the
next tour stop in the vineyard.
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You know why I'm
really so angry at you?
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It's not the stupid book tour
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or the fact that you
write about sex all day
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but haven't touched
my dick in two years.
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It's that you're weak
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and scared
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and boring.
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I'm the same as I was when
you married me 40 years ago.
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Well, I was at work
for those 40 years.
262
00:15:10,898 --> 00:15:12,209
Now that I have to be
with you all the time,
263
00:15:12,233 --> 00:15:14,283
it's intolerable.
264
00:15:14,402 --> 00:15:17,069
I hear they have great calamari!
265
00:15:20,574 --> 00:15:23,459
266
00:15:27,798 --> 00:15:30,299
hey.
267
00:15:30,418 --> 00:15:33,802
Pretty cool color on your nails.
268
00:15:33,921 --> 00:15:34,887
You mind if I join you?
269
00:15:34,972 --> 00:15:37,723
What are you, a hustler?
270
00:15:37,808 --> 00:15:38,841
I wrote a book about a hustler
271
00:15:38,926 --> 00:15:42,061
who ends up sleeping
with the head of the kgb
272
00:15:42,146 --> 00:15:44,229
and then becomes
head of the cia.
273
00:15:44,315 --> 00:15:47,466
- That sounds awesome.
274
00:15:47,568 --> 00:15:48,183
I'd like to read that.
275
00:15:48,269 --> 00:15:50,969
I'll send you a copy.
276
00:15:51,072 --> 00:15:54,356
You're wasting your time
with me; I'm married.
277
00:15:54,442 --> 00:15:55,642
Wait.
278
00:15:55,743 --> 00:15:58,143
I know you.
279
00:15:58,245 --> 00:15:59,028
You're the author that
was doing the reading
280
00:15:59,113 --> 00:16:01,480
at the bookstore, right?
281
00:16:01,582 --> 00:16:03,699
- Were you there?
- Uh, well, no.
282
00:16:03,784 --> 00:16:05,701
They, uh... they don't
let me in there anymore
283
00:16:05,786 --> 00:16:07,431
after I stole the, uh,
"screenplay for dummies" book
284
00:16:07,455 --> 00:16:09,154
a while back, but, uh,
285
00:16:09,256 --> 00:16:10,655
I saw you through the window.
286
00:16:10,758 --> 00:16:12,491
You write too?
287
00:16:12,593 --> 00:16:15,494
Ah, sometimes, but not like you.
288
00:16:15,596 --> 00:16:17,829
You're, like, a real
published author.
289
00:16:17,932 --> 00:16:20,332
Self-published.
290
00:16:20,434 --> 00:16:21,833
Hey, I mean,
291
00:16:21,936 --> 00:16:23,246
just finishing a book's
a big deal, right?
292
00:16:27,358 --> 00:16:29,341
let me buy you a drink.
293
00:16:29,443 --> 00:16:30,842
Yeah.
294
00:16:30,945 --> 00:16:33,345
I know they say that
anyone can be a writer,
295
00:16:33,447 --> 00:16:35,092
because all you have to
do is sit down and write,
296
00:16:35,116 --> 00:16:36,843
but that doesn't make
you a writer any more
297
00:16:36,867 --> 00:16:39,351
than a kid playing
catch is a ballplayer
298
00:16:39,453 --> 00:16:41,737
or a sperm donor is a dad.
299
00:16:41,822 --> 00:16:44,022
I know I'm not the greatest
writer in the world.
300
00:16:44,125 --> 00:16:46,691
I mean, a lot of my
stuff is schlock, but...
301
00:16:46,794 --> 00:16:48,026
I'm a writer; I know I am.
302
00:16:48,129 --> 00:16:50,362
I can't stop.
303
00:16:50,464 --> 00:16:51,747
Even if it wrecks my marriage,
304
00:16:51,832 --> 00:16:53,499
even if I go broke doing it,
305
00:16:53,584 --> 00:16:54,833
even if I never sell a book,
306
00:16:54,919 --> 00:16:56,635
it's who I am.
307
00:17:00,174 --> 00:17:01,374
Can I ask you a question?
308
00:17:01,425 --> 00:17:04,009
Do you have any cocaine?
309
00:17:04,095 --> 00:17:06,845
I always wanted to try it, and
you look like a drug addict.
310
00:17:06,931 --> 00:17:08,514
No offense.
311
00:17:08,599 --> 00:17:10,182
Oh, none taken.
312
00:17:10,267 --> 00:17:12,551
- 'Cause I am.
- Mm.
313
00:17:12,653 --> 00:17:16,054
But, um, no, no coke. But...
314
00:17:16,157 --> 00:17:17,106
I've got something better.
315
00:17:17,191 --> 00:17:20,109
316
00:17:28,836 --> 00:17:31,736
317
00:17:44,385 --> 00:17:47,636
318
00:17:51,809 --> 00:17:54,726
319
00:17:56,063 --> 00:17:59,565
give me a bloody mary.
320
00:17:59,650 --> 00:18:01,617
Hey, dude, you don't look good.
321
00:18:01,735 --> 00:18:03,068
I feel sick.
322
00:18:03,154 --> 00:18:06,238
I think that bitch karen gave
me bronchitis or something.
323
00:18:06,323 --> 00:18:08,073
You sure? 'Cause she says
324
00:18:08,159 --> 00:18:09,386
she hasn't been sick in a while.
325
00:18:22,506 --> 00:18:23,706
I'm gonna puke.
326
00:18:39,690 --> 00:18:42,608
327
00:19:02,129 --> 00:19:03,762
I'm so happy.
328
00:19:03,848 --> 00:19:05,681
Uh, yeah, that's the drugs.
329
00:19:05,799 --> 00:19:07,850
Then I want more.
330
00:19:07,968 --> 00:19:09,601
yeah, you see,
331
00:19:09,687 --> 00:19:10,669
it doesn't really work that way.
332
00:19:10,771 --> 00:19:12,354
First time's the
best, and then, uh,
333
00:19:12,473 --> 00:19:13,973
you end up chasing
that high forever,
334
00:19:14,024 --> 00:19:16,024
and you never catch it.
335
00:19:16,143 --> 00:19:18,527
That's some bullshit.
336
00:19:18,646 --> 00:19:19,846
- Mm-hmm.
337
00:19:21,982 --> 00:19:23,315
uh, you know, I, uh...
338
00:19:23,400 --> 00:19:25,045
I know someone that can
give you something else.
339
00:19:25,069 --> 00:19:27,486
Something that can
make you happy forever.
340
00:19:27,571 --> 00:19:28,863
How come you're not taking it?
341
00:19:30,658 --> 00:19:32,875
- 'Cause it's, uh...
- It's not for me.
342
00:19:32,993 --> 00:19:36,161
It only works for
people like you.
343
00:19:36,247 --> 00:19:37,212
Artists.
344
00:19:43,921 --> 00:19:46,171
we've been waitin' half an hour.
345
00:19:46,257 --> 00:19:48,390
I wanted to read this first.
346
00:19:48,509 --> 00:19:50,225
You have talent.
347
00:19:50,344 --> 00:19:52,394
- Thank you.
- Took everything in me
348
00:19:52,513 --> 00:19:53,723
not to rub one out
during that threesome
349
00:19:53,747 --> 00:19:57,065
with george and martha
and ben franklin.
350
00:19:57,184 --> 00:19:58,650
I've always found
heavier-set men
351
00:19:58,736 --> 00:20:00,435
to be extremely attractive.
352
00:20:02,523 --> 00:20:04,907
Mickey tell you
what I'm offering?
353
00:20:05,025 --> 00:20:06,992
Making all my dreams come true.
354
00:20:07,077 --> 00:20:07,993
- I'm in.
- You wanna know about
355
00:20:08,078 --> 00:20:09,278
the side effects?
356
00:20:09,363 --> 00:20:11,029
I know I'm talented.
357
00:20:12,249 --> 00:20:15,500
The pills create
certain cravings.
358
00:20:15,586 --> 00:20:17,002
And they cause aggression
359
00:20:17,087 --> 00:20:19,705
even in the subjects
with positive results.
360
00:20:19,790 --> 00:20:21,207
I could use a
little of that too.
361
00:20:21,292 --> 00:20:24,710
According to my husband.
362
00:20:24,795 --> 00:20:26,712
Please, I need this.
363
00:20:31,051 --> 00:20:32,551
the effects are temporary.
364
00:20:34,638 --> 00:20:36,888
You're gonna have to keep
taking them as it wears off.
365
00:20:36,974 --> 00:20:37,723
And you're gonna
have to stick around
366
00:20:37,808 --> 00:20:40,726
and agree to let me study you.
367
00:20:40,811 --> 00:20:42,945
Whatever it takes...
368
00:20:45,983 --> 00:20:48,400
to finding my destiny.
369
00:21:19,900 --> 00:21:21,817
370
00:21:21,935 --> 00:21:23,246
- You've reached ray.
- Leave a message.
371
00:21:23,270 --> 00:21:26,321
- Asshole.
-
372
00:21:26,440 --> 00:21:27,572
373
00:21:30,611 --> 00:21:33,495
374
00:21:51,181 --> 00:21:54,049
375
00:22:44,401 --> 00:22:45,934
Good morning.
376
00:22:48,739 --> 00:22:51,389
What's wrong with you?
377
00:22:51,492 --> 00:22:52,774
I wrote a book last night.
378
00:22:52,860 --> 00:22:55,110
A whole book, and it's...
379
00:22:55,195 --> 00:22:57,863
It's beautiful.
380
00:22:57,948 --> 00:22:58,864
Bullshit.
381
00:22:58,949 --> 00:23:01,166
Let me see.
382
00:23:03,954 --> 00:23:06,538
You didn't write this.
383
00:23:06,623 --> 00:23:07,539
What?
384
00:23:07,624 --> 00:23:08,707
- Yes, I did.
- You couldn't have.
385
00:23:08,792 --> 00:23:10,258
It's good.
386
00:23:11,211 --> 00:23:14,212
I did write it!
387
00:23:14,298 --> 00:23:16,214
I went out and danced
388
00:23:16,300 --> 00:23:18,633
and took methamphetamine
389
00:23:18,719 --> 00:23:20,280
and met a chemist and
had the time of my life!
390
00:23:20,304 --> 00:23:22,220
And then I came home,
and I wrote this!
391
00:23:22,306 --> 00:23:24,389
Where the fuck were you?
392
00:23:24,475 --> 00:23:25,807
I went to the dunes tour,
393
00:23:25,893 --> 00:23:27,809
and I got drunk,
394
00:23:27,895 --> 00:23:30,762
and I met a woman who doesn't
dress like a schoolteacher,
395
00:23:30,864 --> 00:23:32,375
and I fucked her right
there in the sand
396
00:23:32,399 --> 00:23:34,149
until we passed out.
397
00:23:34,234 --> 00:23:37,101
Then we woke up
and fucked again.
398
00:23:37,204 --> 00:23:39,938
- now I'm gonna take a shower.
399
00:23:40,040 --> 00:23:41,105
I'm gonna pack my things.
400
00:23:41,208 --> 00:23:42,324
I'm gonna go over
to the red inn.
401
00:23:42,409 --> 00:23:44,159
I'm gonna fuck her
for a third time.
402
00:23:44,244 --> 00:23:44,993
Because this marriage...
403
00:23:45,078 --> 00:23:46,778
Is over.
404
00:23:49,416 --> 00:23:52,250
405
00:23:52,336 --> 00:23:53,536
What?
406
00:23:53,587 --> 00:23:54,586
You got something you wanna say?
407
00:23:58,425 --> 00:23:59,758
Ah!
408
00:24:03,263 --> 00:24:06,148
409
00:24:22,199 --> 00:24:25,116
what was the feeling exactly?
410
00:24:25,202 --> 00:24:29,120
I don't know. Rage?
411
00:24:29,206 --> 00:24:32,958
Like braveheart or
a beast of the wild.
412
00:24:33,043 --> 00:24:35,293
But that's not what
made me attack him.
413
00:24:35,379 --> 00:24:37,128
What was it?
414
00:24:37,214 --> 00:24:39,881
Thirst.
415
00:24:39,967 --> 00:24:43,134
I could smell his
blood through his skin.
416
00:24:43,220 --> 00:24:45,303
I was gonna die if
I didn't drink it.
417
00:24:45,389 --> 00:24:47,722
Fascinating.
418
00:24:47,808 --> 00:24:49,975
Not surprising, but fascinating.
419
00:24:50,060 --> 00:24:51,454
You knew this was
going to happen?
420
00:24:53,063 --> 00:24:55,146
After the rages,
421
00:24:55,232 --> 00:24:56,709
the apes would drink the
blood of their kills.
422
00:24:56,733 --> 00:24:59,951
When we autopsied the
ones before they drank,
423
00:25:00,037 --> 00:25:01,631
we noticed a depletion
of sodium, potassium,
424
00:25:01,655 --> 00:25:04,789
calcium, and magnesium
in their blood.
425
00:25:04,875 --> 00:25:07,626
I wasn't sure it'd have the
same effect on humans, but...
426
00:25:07,711 --> 00:25:10,378
Makes sense that it would.
427
00:25:10,497 --> 00:25:11,975
Am I going to have to
keep drinking blood
428
00:25:11,999 --> 00:25:13,199
to keep writing like that?
429
00:25:15,552 --> 00:25:17,363
Would that stop you from
continuing to take the pills?
430
00:25:23,844 --> 00:25:26,728
what happened after you
drank from your husband?
431
00:25:26,847 --> 00:25:31,750
I, uh, sat down and...
432
00:25:31,852 --> 00:25:34,736
Wrote the first 50 pages
of part two of my book.
433
00:25:34,855 --> 00:25:37,739
I didn't even care about ray.
434
00:25:37,858 --> 00:25:39,908
I just had to write.
435
00:25:40,027 --> 00:25:41,743
First things first,
436
00:25:41,862 --> 00:25:43,506
you got to get rid of
your husband's body.
437
00:25:48,368 --> 00:25:50,252
come on.
438
00:25:50,370 --> 00:25:51,836
Mm.
439
00:25:56,543 --> 00:25:58,593
ah!
440
00:26:00,714 --> 00:26:03,348
no, no, no, no, no!
Back, back, back.
441
00:26:03,433 --> 00:26:05,016
Jesus.
442
00:26:05,102 --> 00:26:06,302
Ew.
443
00:26:12,492 --> 00:26:14,117
Did your hair all
fall out on its own?
444
00:26:14,161 --> 00:26:15,660
Most of it.
445
00:26:15,746 --> 00:26:17,028
I shaved the rest.
446
00:26:17,114 --> 00:26:19,897
Otherwise I'd look like riff
raff from "rocky horror."
447
00:26:20,000 --> 00:26:21,394
Your skin is looking
rather creamy.
448
00:26:21,418 --> 00:26:23,168
Probably a form of anemia.
449
00:26:23,253 --> 00:26:24,669
How's your temper?
450
00:26:24,755 --> 00:26:26,566
Have you shown any
aggression towards anyone?
451
00:26:26,590 --> 00:26:28,506
No.
452
00:26:28,609 --> 00:26:30,008
I'm a fucking buddhist.
453
00:26:30,110 --> 00:26:33,178
I wanna be like bono and
use my music to help people.
454
00:26:33,280 --> 00:26:35,347
I need more pills.
455
00:26:35,432 --> 00:26:36,693
The dose you gave me
must have been too low.
456
00:26:36,717 --> 00:26:40,852
I have never felt a
jones like this before.
457
00:26:40,937 --> 00:26:43,688
I told you, I set the protocol.
458
00:26:43,774 --> 00:26:45,774
And you don't get another
pill until day five.
459
00:26:45,892 --> 00:26:47,025
It's day three.
460
00:26:47,110 --> 00:26:48,193
What did you do to me?
461
00:26:48,278 --> 00:26:50,362
Why is this happening to me?
462
00:26:50,447 --> 00:26:51,363
Please, give me a fix.
463
00:26:51,448 --> 00:26:52,764
Just one more pill.
464
00:26:52,866 --> 00:26:55,200
You're part of a
very important study.
465
00:26:55,285 --> 00:26:57,535
And you volunteered for it.
466
00:26:57,621 --> 00:26:58,436
Honestly, I don't know
what's happening to you
467
00:26:58,538 --> 00:26:59,937
or what comes next.
468
00:27:00,040 --> 00:27:02,106
All I know is, no more
pills for two days.
469
00:27:02,209 --> 00:27:04,275
And if I die before then?
470
00:27:04,378 --> 00:27:06,828
I'm freezing cold. I
can't stop shivering.
471
00:27:06,913 --> 00:27:08,279
Is that supposed to happen?
472
00:27:08,382 --> 00:27:10,114
It's October.
473
00:27:10,217 --> 00:27:13,117
You're wearing a light jacket.
474
00:27:13,220 --> 00:27:14,952
Go get yourself a
proper fucking coat.
475
00:27:31,405 --> 00:27:33,304
I'm diggin' the look.
476
00:27:33,407 --> 00:27:35,573
Vampire michael stipe.
477
00:27:35,659 --> 00:27:37,692
Or anorexic uncle fester?
478
00:27:40,580 --> 00:27:42,080
You want a tattoo?
479
00:27:42,165 --> 00:27:43,815
I do them in the back.
480
00:27:43,917 --> 00:27:45,483
I could give you bat wings
481
00:27:45,585 --> 00:27:47,869
or, like, a grim reaper
dancing on your arm.
482
00:27:47,954 --> 00:27:48,870
I need a coat.
483
00:27:48,955 --> 00:27:49,821
And I don't have a lot of money.
484
00:27:49,923 --> 00:27:51,373
I got just the thing.
485
00:27:53,427 --> 00:27:54,826
these look expensive.
486
00:27:54,928 --> 00:27:56,828
They were, in the '80s.
487
00:27:56,930 --> 00:27:58,880
All the fashion gays
from new york and boston
488
00:27:58,965 --> 00:28:02,884
came out here to let their
dicks and rainbow flags fly.
489
00:28:02,969 --> 00:28:04,447
Then they all died and
left behind closets
490
00:28:04,471 --> 00:28:05,698
full of this high-fashion stuff.
491
00:28:05,722 --> 00:28:08,056
When the straight
yuppies moved into town,
492
00:28:08,141 --> 00:28:11,059
they cleaned out the closets
and donated all of it to us.
493
00:28:11,144 --> 00:28:15,480
I was hoping to sell a few
for Halloween, but no takers.
494
00:28:15,565 --> 00:28:17,982
I'll basically give one to you
if you take it off my hands.
495
00:28:20,487 --> 00:28:23,405
496
00:28:52,853 --> 00:28:54,853
you don't look well.
497
00:28:54,938 --> 00:28:57,689
Would you pray with me?
498
00:28:57,774 --> 00:28:59,274
Yeah.
499
00:29:15,959 --> 00:29:18,877
500
00:29:37,063 --> 00:29:39,564
501
00:29:42,903 --> 00:29:45,236
- awesome costume, dude.
502
00:30:01,755 --> 00:30:04,422
The candy's in the
503
00:30:04,508 --> 00:30:05,807
come in.
504
00:30:09,262 --> 00:30:10,462
what happened?
505
00:30:11,932 --> 00:30:13,576
It states in section four
of the contract you signed
506
00:30:13,600 --> 00:30:14,816
to be a part of the study
507
00:30:14,935 --> 00:30:16,935
that you have complete
confidentiality
508
00:30:17,020 --> 00:30:19,320
for anything you say in here.
509
00:30:19,439 --> 00:30:21,656
I was in the cemetery, and I...
510
00:30:21,775 --> 00:30:22,657
I don't know what happened.
511
00:30:22,776 --> 00:30:24,843
I'm a vegan.
512
00:30:24,945 --> 00:30:27,011
I don't even eat those
impossible burgers,
513
00:30:27,113 --> 00:30:28,997
but the thirst for
her was too much.
514
00:30:29,115 --> 00:30:29,831
How much blood did you drink?
515
00:30:29,950 --> 00:30:31,783
I don't fucking know!
516
00:30:31,885 --> 00:30:33,284
I killed her!
517
00:30:33,370 --> 00:30:36,170
She asked me to pray with
her, and I killed her!
518
00:30:36,289 --> 00:30:37,489
Did you feel anger, rage?
519
00:30:37,541 --> 00:30:39,541
Yes. Why?
520
00:30:39,626 --> 00:30:40,625
you drank the blood
521
00:30:40,710 --> 00:30:43,044
'cause the pills
create a deficiency.
522
00:30:43,129 --> 00:30:45,797
You felt the rage because
you now hate everyone.
523
00:30:45,899 --> 00:30:48,466
Why?
524
00:30:48,568 --> 00:30:51,302
I told you, I'm a pacifist.
525
00:30:51,388 --> 00:30:52,003
You hate everyone
because you now know
526
00:30:52,105 --> 00:30:53,805
the truth about yourself.
527
00:30:53,907 --> 00:30:56,040
You're not talented.
528
00:30:56,142 --> 00:30:57,976
You don't have what it takes.
529
00:30:58,061 --> 00:31:00,695
530
00:31:03,483 --> 00:31:05,533
The talented ones
need the blood,
531
00:31:05,652 --> 00:31:06,879
but their rage comes
from their arrogance
532
00:31:06,903 --> 00:31:08,862
and certainty that they're
better than everyone.
533
00:31:08,905 --> 00:31:12,540
The rage of the untalented
is much darker, more intense.
534
00:31:12,659 --> 00:31:15,326
You hate the world for giving
you dreams that were too big.
535
00:31:17,664 --> 00:31:18,296
Back up, motherfucker.
536
00:31:20,383 --> 00:31:23,635
Never come back here again.
537
00:31:23,720 --> 00:31:27,055
Don't worry, I'm sure you'll
have plenty of company soon.
538
00:31:27,173 --> 00:31:29,307
Soon as word gets out about
what I'm sellin' here,
539
00:31:29,392 --> 00:31:30,820
every asshole whose mother
told him he could be
540
00:31:30,844 --> 00:31:34,228
the next elvis or tyler perry
541
00:31:34,347 --> 00:31:36,158
gonna take a chance on
that little black pill.
542
00:31:36,182 --> 00:31:38,377
Nine out of ten of 'em are
gonna end up just like you.
543
00:31:38,401 --> 00:31:40,018
Now, get the fuck out my house.
544
00:31:45,692 --> 00:31:48,660
545
00:31:52,248 --> 00:31:55,083
ugh.
546
00:31:58,088 --> 00:31:59,288
Hey, dude.
547
00:31:59,372 --> 00:32:02,073
Never mix tequila and merlot.
548
00:32:05,211 --> 00:32:06,878
549
00:32:09,416 --> 00:32:11,899
550
00:32:17,007 --> 00:32:19,240
you wanna try that on?
551
00:32:19,342 --> 00:32:20,908
I don't know, perhaps.
552
00:32:21,011 --> 00:32:23,911
I'm looking to create
an entirely new closet,
553
00:32:24,014 --> 00:32:25,013
a whole new look.
554
00:32:25,098 --> 00:32:27,181
New guy in your life?
555
00:32:27,283 --> 00:32:29,183
Mm, no, I like to
play the field,
556
00:32:29,269 --> 00:32:30,351
preferably with
multiple players.
557
00:32:31,771 --> 00:32:33,855
I left my husband
a few winters ago.
558
00:32:33,940 --> 00:32:35,473
Left him in pieces on the beach.
559
00:32:37,277 --> 00:32:39,110
Just kidding.
560
00:32:39,229 --> 00:32:41,696
I killed my last boyfriend.
561
00:32:41,781 --> 00:32:44,198
He could bang me pretty good,
but he was boring as fuck.
562
00:32:44,284 --> 00:32:45,366
So I drank him dry
and burned the body.
563
00:32:47,787 --> 00:32:49,603
How long you been on the pill?
564
00:32:49,706 --> 00:32:51,439
Two years. You?
565
00:32:51,541 --> 00:32:52,741
Couple of months.
566
00:32:52,792 --> 00:32:54,053
What's motivating the new look?
567
00:32:54,077 --> 00:32:55,771
I always thought that a
woman should pick a look
568
00:32:55,795 --> 00:32:58,212
before she turns 40
and stick with it.
569
00:32:58,298 --> 00:33:01,282
For men, it's 50.
And I did that.
570
00:33:01,384 --> 00:33:03,451
But lately I've been
thinking that that's a rule
571
00:33:03,553 --> 00:33:05,887
for people with no second act.
572
00:33:05,972 --> 00:33:07,783
I've published six "new
york times" best sellers
573
00:33:07,807 --> 00:33:09,457
in the past two years,
574
00:33:09,559 --> 00:33:11,070
one that was turned
into a film franchise.
575
00:33:12,562 --> 00:33:13,961
"The heart is the
bitterest root,"
576
00:33:14,064 --> 00:33:15,847
I love those movies.
577
00:33:15,932 --> 00:33:17,132
What about you, dear?
578
00:33:17,233 --> 00:33:19,192
How does your little black
pill-driven greatness
579
00:33:19,269 --> 00:33:21,135
express itself?
580
00:33:21,237 --> 00:33:22,136
Tattoos.
581
00:33:22,238 --> 00:33:24,638
And these.
582
00:33:24,741 --> 00:33:27,141
- oh, my!
- How convenient.
583
00:33:27,243 --> 00:33:28,693
I must have a set!
584
00:33:28,778 --> 00:33:30,361
I can arrange that.
585
00:33:30,447 --> 00:33:31,829
Step into my office.
586
00:33:33,416 --> 00:33:35,199
After, we can give you
a wardrobe makeover.
587
00:33:35,285 --> 00:33:36,317
Mm, I'm belle of the ball.
588
00:33:39,622 --> 00:33:42,206
589
00:33:57,273 --> 00:33:58,556
$5 cover.
590
00:33:58,641 --> 00:34:00,841
It's drag night. We
gotta pay the performers.
591
00:34:05,815 --> 00:34:07,015
wanna check my id?
592
00:34:07,117 --> 00:34:10,017
Nah. You're good.
593
00:34:13,656 --> 00:34:15,384
- Thank you!
- We're gonna take a short break
594
00:34:15,408 --> 00:34:17,492
before our next performer!
595
00:34:20,330 --> 00:34:23,247
596
00:34:29,422 --> 00:34:31,172
drag is an art form.
597
00:34:31,257 --> 00:34:33,257
I am a professional.
598
00:34:33,343 --> 00:34:34,543
You three...
599
00:34:34,594 --> 00:34:36,594
Straight boys in bad wigs.
600
00:34:36,679 --> 00:34:38,429
- pfft!
601
00:34:38,515 --> 00:34:40,242
You know, men have been
performing in women's clothing
602
00:34:40,266 --> 00:34:42,183
since the time of the greeks.
603
00:34:42,268 --> 00:34:44,102
You all just appropriated
it for gay culture.
604
00:34:44,187 --> 00:34:46,771
Speak for yourself, dude.
605
00:34:46,856 --> 00:34:49,001
I don't give two shits who's
appropriate or not appropriate.
606
00:34:49,025 --> 00:34:51,504
All I know is, I can make more
doin' this than painting houses
607
00:34:51,528 --> 00:34:53,611
or stealing from my grandmother.
608
00:34:53,696 --> 00:34:55,613
My problem with you is,
609
00:34:55,698 --> 00:34:57,176
you're the ugliest
fuckin' woman I ever seen.
610
00:34:57,200 --> 00:35:01,619
- and your drag name is awful.
611
00:35:01,704 --> 00:35:02,370
Patty o'furniture.
612
00:35:02,455 --> 00:35:04,205
That's an awesome name.
613
00:35:04,290 --> 00:35:05,935
And why in the hell
do you think people
614
00:35:05,959 --> 00:35:07,853
want to be thinkin' of
some suburban deck chair
615
00:35:07,877 --> 00:35:09,460
while you perform for them?
616
00:35:09,546 --> 00:35:11,129
Look at me!
617
00:35:11,214 --> 00:35:13,598
I'm crystal decanter.
618
00:35:13,716 --> 00:35:16,717
I ooze elegance and shine.
619
00:35:16,803 --> 00:35:17,718
I don't know why y'all
are tryin' to read him
620
00:35:17,804 --> 00:35:19,263
when y'all are just
as bad as he is,
621
00:35:19,305 --> 00:35:20,605
probably worse.
622
00:35:20,723 --> 00:35:23,107
Next up, patty o'furniture.
623
00:35:23,226 --> 00:35:24,426
Oh, fuck my life.
624
00:35:24,477 --> 00:35:26,727
Don't even try to
upstage me, asswipe.
625
00:35:29,232 --> 00:35:30,432
- what a loser.
626
00:35:30,483 --> 00:35:32,116
Boo!
627
00:35:32,235 --> 00:35:34,118
- Break a nail, whore.
- Yeah.
628
00:35:34,237 --> 00:35:35,631
The only thing he's
gonna break is his heels.
629
00:35:35,655 --> 00:35:39,574
- Loser.
- Ugh, girrrl.
630
00:35:41,828 --> 00:35:44,545
631
00:35:58,011 --> 00:35:59,211
- boo, boo!
- Awful!
632
00:36:12,358 --> 00:36:13,774
go, girlfriend!
633
00:36:23,620 --> 00:36:24,919
you suck!
634
00:36:41,854 --> 00:36:44,338
- loser!
635
00:37:22,979 --> 00:37:23,978
what is it?
636
00:37:24,063 --> 00:37:26,380
Does it matter?
637
00:37:26,482 --> 00:37:28,683
Goes down easy
and gets you high.
638
00:37:31,738 --> 00:37:33,988
Uh-huh.
639
00:37:34,073 --> 00:37:36,991
640
00:37:39,078 --> 00:37:40,561
you don't belong in here...
641
00:37:40,663 --> 00:37:43,397
Doing this...
642
00:37:43,499 --> 00:37:45,116
Dressed like that.
643
00:37:45,201 --> 00:37:47,234
I've got a nose for talent.
644
00:37:47,337 --> 00:37:49,737
Why is a young man of your gifts
645
00:37:49,839 --> 00:37:50,904
lip-synching in drag
646
00:37:51,007 --> 00:37:54,408
on the cock tip of
cape cod in the winter?
647
00:37:54,510 --> 00:37:56,344
I'm a playwright.
648
00:37:56,429 --> 00:37:58,679
I sweet-talked the owner
of the playhouse in town
649
00:37:58,765 --> 00:38:00,748
into putting on one of my plays.
650
00:38:00,850 --> 00:38:02,583
I rented a place,
I moved out here,
651
00:38:02,685 --> 00:38:06,086
I started casting, and
then the guy just...
652
00:38:06,189 --> 00:38:07,755
Disappeared.
653
00:38:07,857 --> 00:38:08,922
Not a trace of him.
654
00:38:09,025 --> 00:38:10,758
Oh.
655
00:38:10,860 --> 00:38:11,592
What'd he look like?
656
00:38:11,694 --> 00:38:14,195
Like, six feet tall, chubby,
657
00:38:14,280 --> 00:38:17,431
kind of red face all the time.
658
00:38:17,533 --> 00:38:19,700
Why, have you seen him?
659
00:38:19,786 --> 00:38:21,602
660
00:38:27,043 --> 00:38:28,626
no.
661
00:38:32,582 --> 00:38:35,783
I'm doin' this drag thing
just to pay for food,
662
00:38:35,885 --> 00:38:37,085
pack of smokes.
663
00:38:38,221 --> 00:38:39,620
I'm bad at it.
664
00:38:39,722 --> 00:38:41,622
I know I'm bad at it.
665
00:38:41,724 --> 00:38:45,092
I just feel like an engine
that won't turn over.
666
00:38:45,178 --> 00:38:47,762
I just... I turn the key,
and I click, click, click,
667
00:38:47,847 --> 00:38:51,098
and I can't catch.
668
00:38:51,184 --> 00:38:54,134
669
00:38:56,906 --> 00:38:58,305
what's that?
670
00:38:58,408 --> 00:39:02,693
It's your new starter switch.
671
00:39:02,779 --> 00:39:04,978
It's the highway
to your true self.
672
00:39:08,418 --> 00:39:09,834
fuck it.
673
00:39:18,795 --> 00:39:20,711
674
00:39:25,468 --> 00:39:27,718
675
00:39:34,560 --> 00:39:37,812
676
00:39:37,897 --> 00:39:39,563
What did you give me?
677
00:39:39,649 --> 00:39:42,983
What do you feel?
678
00:39:43,069 --> 00:39:45,569
Unstoppable. Unafraid.
679
00:39:45,655 --> 00:39:48,572
Furious.
680
00:39:51,577 --> 00:39:53,411
And starving.
681
00:39:53,496 --> 00:39:55,362
Let's go get you fed
682
00:39:55,465 --> 00:39:57,698
and get a little revenge
at the same time.
683
00:40:00,169 --> 00:40:00,918
yeah.
684
00:40:04,006 --> 00:40:06,206
all of these ladies
have found themselves
685
00:40:06,309 --> 00:40:08,709
in a dead heat for first.
686
00:40:08,811 --> 00:40:10,261
I would do so much better
687
00:40:10,346 --> 00:40:11,929
than all these
bitches on this show.
688
00:40:12,014 --> 00:40:14,047
Can we please watch
something else?
689
00:40:14,150 --> 00:40:15,433
I told you straight boys,
690
00:40:15,518 --> 00:40:18,436
if you want makeup
tips from ms. Crystal,
691
00:40:18,521 --> 00:40:22,723
you pay for the pizza, and
we watch what I wanna watch.
692
00:40:22,825 --> 00:40:23,557
I kind of like this show.
693
00:40:23,659 --> 00:40:26,193
High fuckin' drama, you know?
694
00:40:26,279 --> 00:40:27,756
Please put on a hockey
game before I start singin'
695
00:40:27,780 --> 00:40:28,779
"the wizard of oz" and
thinkin' about dick.
696
00:40:33,286 --> 00:40:35,286
Can we help you?
697
00:40:35,371 --> 00:40:37,621
If you're gonna make
it in this business,
698
00:40:37,707 --> 00:40:39,685
you might want to camp it up
a little bit more, sweetheart.
699
00:40:39,709 --> 00:40:41,375
Though I do like her wig.
700
00:40:41,461 --> 00:40:44,595
Oh, I'm not one of you.
701
00:40:44,714 --> 00:40:45,763
- ugh.
702
00:40:45,882 --> 00:40:49,266
Ugh, well, no wonder
you have no sparkle.
703
00:40:49,385 --> 00:40:50,612
Gettin' advice from
that sultan of snore.
704
00:40:50,636 --> 00:40:52,219
Lock the door.
705
00:40:53,723 --> 00:40:54,923
- ah!
706
00:41:08,654 --> 00:41:10,571
Retreat!
707
00:41:15,411 --> 00:41:16,611
hiyah!
708
00:41:17,997 --> 00:41:18,829
Ugh.
709
00:41:22,919 --> 00:41:23,834
You can't win 'em all.
710
00:41:23,920 --> 00:41:26,670
I'm full anyway.
711
00:41:26,756 --> 00:41:28,138
What do we do now?
712
00:41:28,257 --> 00:41:29,974
Now...
713
00:41:30,092 --> 00:41:31,292
We go write.
714
00:41:53,499 --> 00:41:55,366
Okay, it's okay.
715
00:41:58,504 --> 00:42:00,004
Okay.
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