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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:18,874 --> 00:00:20,507 hi, hi. 2 00:00:22,511 --> 00:00:25,979 Norman mailer lived, uh, two doors down. 3 00:00:26,064 --> 00:00:28,381 I saw him bite rip torn's ear off one night. 4 00:00:28,483 --> 00:00:32,152 Seems like a different lifetime. 5 00:00:32,237 --> 00:00:34,048 If you're looking for more action, I can, uh, 6 00:00:34,072 --> 00:00:36,389 show you something on commercial street. 7 00:00:36,491 --> 00:00:38,386 But you should know that by November, even downtown 8 00:00:38,410 --> 00:00:40,893 is so empty and quiet that you could hear a gnat fart. 9 00:00:40,996 --> 00:00:43,396 I like the quiet. 10 00:00:43,498 --> 00:00:45,565 Need my privacy. 11 00:00:45,667 --> 00:00:47,450 How's the ventilation? 12 00:00:47,536 --> 00:00:49,735 These old houses can get pretty stuffy. 13 00:00:49,838 --> 00:00:50,286 You a writer? 14 00:00:50,372 --> 00:00:53,289 Painter? 15 00:00:53,375 --> 00:00:54,907 Hermit? 16 00:00:55,010 --> 00:00:56,521 I know you're not here for the social scene, 17 00:00:56,545 --> 00:00:57,410 whatever's left of it. 18 00:00:57,512 --> 00:00:59,462 I've been here for 50 years. 19 00:01:01,216 --> 00:01:03,133 You know, back in the day, you'd walk downtown, 20 00:01:03,185 --> 00:01:04,996 and you'd see boys getting butt-fucked on front porches 21 00:01:05,020 --> 00:01:07,637 like some kind of perverted norman rockwell painting. 22 00:01:07,722 --> 00:01:11,391 It was true homosexual americana. 23 00:01:11,476 --> 00:01:15,228 Now it's mom and dad or dad and dad or mom and mom 24 00:01:15,313 --> 00:01:18,815 and baby stroller gridlock all fucking summer long. 25 00:01:18,900 --> 00:01:21,317 I just left my job at a lab in providence. 26 00:01:21,403 --> 00:01:22,603 What are you, a chemist? 27 00:01:23,989 --> 00:01:25,771 It was an ugly divorce. 28 00:01:25,874 --> 00:01:27,157 I just need some time alone. 29 00:01:27,242 --> 00:01:29,826 Let's cut the bullshit. 30 00:01:29,911 --> 00:01:31,777 A big-city chemist looking for a quiet place 31 00:01:31,880 --> 00:01:34,164 with great ventilation in a town where the things 32 00:01:34,249 --> 00:01:36,332 that are most plentiful for eight months a year 33 00:01:36,418 --> 00:01:39,785 are methheads, choppy seas, and depression? 34 00:01:39,888 --> 00:01:40,453 That sounds like a woman looking to set up 35 00:01:40,555 --> 00:01:41,755 her own little meth lab. 36 00:01:41,840 --> 00:01:43,423 I have a phd from harvard. 37 00:01:43,508 --> 00:01:46,593 Meth is well below my pay grade. 38 00:01:46,678 --> 00:01:48,511 Good. 39 00:01:48,597 --> 00:01:50,680 'Cause the sheriff has a nose like a truffle pig 40 00:01:50,765 --> 00:01:52,932 for that junk. 41 00:01:53,018 --> 00:01:55,518 Just lookin' for some quiet. 42 00:01:55,604 --> 00:01:57,520 I'll take it. 43 00:01:57,606 --> 00:02:00,607 44 00:02:57,332 --> 00:03:00,216 45 00:04:01,346 --> 00:04:05,014 46 00:04:05,133 --> 00:04:07,016 Do you know that guy, uh, tex? 47 00:04:07,135 --> 00:04:08,351 He cruises the docks? 48 00:04:08,470 --> 00:04:09,997 - Wait, don't tell me. - He's from texas. 49 00:04:10,021 --> 00:04:11,854 Yeah. How'd you know? 50 00:04:13,475 --> 00:04:14,941 Anyway, he taught me this trick 51 00:04:15,026 --> 00:04:16,943 you do right before a guy comes. 52 00:04:17,028 --> 00:04:18,422 - Mm. - You press down on his taint, 53 00:04:18,446 --> 00:04:20,613 you time it just right, 54 00:04:20,715 --> 00:04:22,093 you can get him to come again right away. 55 00:04:22,117 --> 00:04:25,451 Mm, but you'll charge me for just the one, right? 56 00:04:25,537 --> 00:04:26,619 Exactly. 57 00:04:26,705 --> 00:04:27,787 You're playing out of your league. 58 00:04:27,872 --> 00:04:29,122 Scram. 59 00:04:29,207 --> 00:04:30,707 Look, can I just borrow ten bucks? 60 00:04:30,825 --> 00:04:34,243 I said scram, methhead. 61 00:04:38,049 --> 00:04:40,133 - Hi. - Hi. 62 00:04:40,218 --> 00:04:43,386 I'm new in town, got a few extra bucks. 63 00:04:43,505 --> 00:04:44,971 You do girls too? 64 00:04:45,056 --> 00:04:46,639 Yep. Here. 65 00:04:46,725 --> 00:04:47,540 Look at that. I'm a gentleman. 66 00:04:50,395 --> 00:04:53,379 67 00:04:55,850 --> 00:04:57,066 don't touch anything. 68 00:05:00,021 --> 00:05:03,389 - So, uh, what do you want? 69 00:05:03,491 --> 00:05:05,158 Kind of do things as a standard 70 00:05:05,243 --> 00:05:06,443 sliding scale kind of deal. 71 00:05:06,494 --> 00:05:08,894 It's, uh, $50 for oral. 72 00:05:08,997 --> 00:05:11,063 Straight-up sex, that's $100, 73 00:05:11,166 --> 00:05:13,041 but I'm currently running a Halloween special. 74 00:05:15,337 --> 00:05:16,953 I'll do anything for 20 bucks. 75 00:05:17,038 --> 00:05:18,788 But Halloween isn't for a week. 76 00:05:18,873 --> 00:05:22,742 - Mm. - It's a, um, seasonal thing. 77 00:05:22,844 --> 00:05:24,544 - I just wanna talk. 78 00:05:26,514 --> 00:05:28,097 I'll pay you for your time. 79 00:05:31,386 --> 00:05:34,086 All right. 80 00:05:34,189 --> 00:05:35,521 Tell me about your dreams. 81 00:05:35,607 --> 00:05:37,523 Like, at night? 82 00:05:37,609 --> 00:05:39,692 No. Like, in life. 83 00:05:39,778 --> 00:05:44,197 You ever wanna be a model or play for the yankees? 84 00:05:44,282 --> 00:05:47,533 You really think I could be a model? 85 00:05:47,619 --> 00:05:49,986 - No. - But you must have something. 86 00:05:50,071 --> 00:05:51,904 Everyone does. 87 00:05:54,659 --> 00:05:55,491 Well, I write a little. 88 00:05:55,577 --> 00:05:57,660 You any good? 89 00:05:57,746 --> 00:05:59,912 - I don't know. 90 00:05:59,998 --> 00:06:01,392 I don't think I've ever shown anyone 91 00:06:01,416 --> 00:06:03,783 anything I've written before, but, uh... 92 00:06:03,885 --> 00:06:08,120 Um, yeah, you know, I think I'm pretty good. 93 00:06:08,223 --> 00:06:11,174 Why, you, like, a big-time movie producer or something? 94 00:06:11,259 --> 00:06:13,009 I'm a biochemical engineer. 95 00:06:13,094 --> 00:06:15,511 Spent the past nine years working with the u.S. Military 96 00:06:15,597 --> 00:06:16,512 trying to understand and unlock 97 00:06:16,598 --> 00:06:19,432 the creative parts of the brain. 98 00:06:19,517 --> 00:06:21,768 They wanna make more creative soldiers? 99 00:06:21,853 --> 00:06:22,902 Less. 100 00:06:22,987 --> 00:06:25,271 They don't want them to think for themselves. 101 00:06:25,356 --> 00:06:26,406 But to lock up the creative mind, 102 00:06:26,491 --> 00:06:28,941 we also have to understand how to unlock it. 103 00:06:29,027 --> 00:06:30,276 We have tons of research 104 00:06:30,361 --> 00:06:32,445 from studying highly creative people. 105 00:06:32,530 --> 00:06:34,697 Every one of 'em says the same thing. 106 00:06:34,783 --> 00:06:36,816 They don't know where it comes from. 107 00:06:36,918 --> 00:06:40,319 but I do. 108 00:06:40,422 --> 00:06:42,371 the occipital lobe. 109 00:06:42,457 --> 00:06:44,874 Talented people have denser, more numerous clusters 110 00:06:44,959 --> 00:06:46,876 of neurons in that area. 111 00:06:46,961 --> 00:06:50,713 I don't care if you are bill fucking shakespeare. 112 00:06:50,799 --> 00:06:53,800 If I whack you hard enough in that part of your head, 113 00:06:53,885 --> 00:06:56,803 you'll never write again. 114 00:06:56,888 --> 00:06:59,188 So I started developing a drug to target that area. 115 00:06:59,307 --> 00:07:02,358 Made the neurons in that part of the brain fire at 10, 116 00:07:02,477 --> 00:07:05,478 50, 1,000 times faster and more frequently 117 00:07:05,563 --> 00:07:07,647 than they usually do. 118 00:07:07,732 --> 00:07:10,399 - Uh, wow, um... 119 00:07:10,485 --> 00:07:11,984 Did it work? 120 00:07:12,070 --> 00:07:13,653 We started testing it on primates. 121 00:07:13,738 --> 00:07:17,490 And yeah, it worked... 122 00:07:17,575 --> 00:07:19,242 On some of the apes. 123 00:07:19,327 --> 00:07:20,409 The ones who tested higher on cognitive tests 124 00:07:20,495 --> 00:07:23,379 before we gave them the medicine. 125 00:07:23,498 --> 00:07:28,384 Suddenly, they could play complex notes on a keyboard. 126 00:07:28,503 --> 00:07:31,888 So, um, what happened to the ones it, like, didn't work on? 127 00:07:32,006 --> 00:07:33,055 They became highly aggressive. 128 00:07:33,174 --> 00:07:35,057 Bloodthirsty. 129 00:07:35,176 --> 00:07:37,760 Tore the other apes limb from limb. 130 00:07:37,846 --> 00:07:39,762 I think the medicine has different effects 131 00:07:39,848 --> 00:07:42,181 on creative and noncreative people. 132 00:07:42,267 --> 00:07:44,267 It's almost like the noncreative ones 133 00:07:44,352 --> 00:07:46,936 can tolerate their lack of talent 134 00:07:47,021 --> 00:07:49,355 until they're confronted with it. 135 00:07:49,440 --> 00:07:52,325 Then their mediocrity drives 'em mad. 136 00:07:53,745 --> 00:07:55,194 So... 137 00:07:57,365 --> 00:07:59,415 Wanna try one? 138 00:07:59,534 --> 00:08:01,918 Fuck no! 139 00:08:02,036 --> 00:08:04,120 Maybe you're one of the talented ones. 140 00:08:07,959 --> 00:08:09,208 Um... 141 00:08:11,796 --> 00:08:13,546 Thanks but no, thanks. 142 00:08:13,631 --> 00:08:17,550 Uh, look, can I just get my money? 143 00:08:17,635 --> 00:08:19,385 It's a long winter. 144 00:08:26,444 --> 00:08:30,112 I'll give you $50 for anyone you convince 145 00:08:30,231 --> 00:08:31,197 to come take one of these lil' black beauties. 146 00:08:43,077 --> 00:08:43,876 147 00:08:43,962 --> 00:08:44,944 Maybe I should sing tonight. 148 00:08:45,046 --> 00:08:47,129 Do you think they have any joan baez? 149 00:08:47,248 --> 00:08:50,967 - Ooh, wow, joan baez. 150 00:08:51,085 --> 00:08:52,134 Wait, doesn't, uh, singin' make your cough worse anyway? 151 00:08:52,253 --> 00:08:54,554 Yeah, but... 152 00:08:54,639 --> 00:08:56,233 Good news is, it's October and I've only had bronchitis 153 00:08:56,257 --> 00:08:57,807 five times this year. 154 00:08:57,926 --> 00:09:00,810 - Oh, that's a... - A real victory, karen. 155 00:09:06,150 --> 00:09:07,745 I always get depressed this time of year. 156 00:09:07,769 --> 00:09:10,736 Oh, no, no. 157 00:09:10,822 --> 00:09:12,738 I love it. 158 00:09:12,824 --> 00:09:18,578 All the assholes leave town, and the galleries close, and... 159 00:09:18,663 --> 00:09:21,948 None of the paintings inside them mock me when I walk by. 160 00:09:27,088 --> 00:09:28,487 Do you think you're talented? 161 00:09:28,590 --> 00:09:29,984 Like, uh... like, uh... Like, if you just had, 162 00:09:30,008 --> 00:09:31,591 like, a little bit of help, 163 00:09:31,676 --> 00:09:33,237 you could paint things good enough for those galleries? 164 00:09:33,261 --> 00:09:35,327 Oh. 165 00:09:35,430 --> 00:09:38,097 No. 166 00:09:38,182 --> 00:09:41,500 No, I'm shit inside and out. 167 00:09:41,603 --> 00:09:45,605 Can I have a hit, please, before I bore myself to tears? 168 00:09:45,690 --> 00:09:46,672 169 00:09:46,774 --> 00:09:48,274 170 00:10:04,542 --> 00:10:07,627 171 00:10:07,712 --> 00:10:08,193 172 00:10:17,171 --> 00:10:18,137 hey. 173 00:10:18,222 --> 00:10:19,972 I'm a singer. 174 00:10:20,058 --> 00:10:22,475 Mickey sent me. 175 00:10:34,672 --> 00:10:37,156 176 00:10:38,176 --> 00:10:41,660 Welcome, welcome to our last 177 00:10:41,763 --> 00:10:43,662 autumn reading octoberfest event. 178 00:10:43,765 --> 00:10:46,599 Some people come out to the cape to see the foliage, 179 00:10:46,684 --> 00:10:49,769 others for a fresh bag of cranberries 180 00:10:49,854 --> 00:10:51,887 or a walk in the dunes. 181 00:10:51,973 --> 00:10:53,839 But the authors we've been lucky enough 182 00:10:53,941 --> 00:10:57,243 to bring here to read their new works 183 00:10:57,345 --> 00:11:00,780 are just as satisfying a draw, if you ask me. 184 00:11:00,865 --> 00:11:04,349 Today I'd like to welcome belle noir, 185 00:11:04,452 --> 00:11:07,519 a romance novelist, self-published, 186 00:11:07,622 --> 00:11:10,022 who will be reading from her new book, 187 00:11:10,124 --> 00:11:12,124 "martha's cherry tree," 188 00:11:12,210 --> 00:11:15,194 a rather racy retelling 189 00:11:15,296 --> 00:11:18,130 of the george and martha washington story. 190 00:11:22,053 --> 00:11:23,836 Thank you. 191 00:11:26,724 --> 00:11:31,394 I'm going to read you a section of chapter 17. 192 00:11:34,182 --> 00:11:36,548 Martha suspects george is sleeping 193 00:11:36,651 --> 00:11:37,566 with one of their maids. 194 00:11:37,685 --> 00:11:43,055 And upon searching the maid's bed, 195 00:11:43,157 --> 00:11:46,725 she finds one of george's wooden teeth. 196 00:11:46,828 --> 00:11:49,445 Rather than confront george, 197 00:11:49,530 --> 00:11:52,615 she decides to seduce the maid herself. 198 00:11:52,700 --> 00:11:56,786 "'I cannot tell a lie. 199 00:11:56,871 --> 00:11:58,120 "I cannot tell a lie.' 200 00:11:58,206 --> 00:12:01,740 "had he whispered those false words 201 00:12:01,843 --> 00:12:03,959 "to innocent little penelope 202 00:12:04,045 --> 00:12:06,912 "when he drove himself into her? 203 00:12:07,014 --> 00:12:08,464 "Had he lied about loving her? 204 00:12:08,549 --> 00:12:12,417 "lied about her being the only one? 205 00:12:12,520 --> 00:12:14,920 "lied about never lying? 206 00:12:15,022 --> 00:12:17,473 "The only thing that distracted her from these thoughts 207 00:12:17,558 --> 00:12:21,644 "was the soft skin of penelope's breasts and belly 208 00:12:21,729 --> 00:12:25,931 "as martha slowly kissed her way down to the hairy warmth 209 00:12:26,033 --> 00:12:27,616 between the young maid's legs." 210 00:12:32,824 --> 00:12:35,741 211 00:12:51,342 --> 00:12:52,808 who should I make it out to? 212 00:12:52,927 --> 00:12:54,127 The chemist. 213 00:12:56,514 --> 00:12:58,314 You're a good writer. 214 00:12:58,432 --> 00:13:01,484 That's very kind of you. 215 00:13:01,602 --> 00:13:03,235 Got some real potential. 216 00:13:05,022 --> 00:13:07,606 Tell the publishing houses for me, would you? 217 00:13:20,538 --> 00:13:24,790 you said you were going to come in for the reading. 218 00:13:24,876 --> 00:13:27,960 Your books gross me out. 219 00:13:28,045 --> 00:13:30,629 It grosses you out to hear your wife talk about sex? 220 00:13:30,715 --> 00:13:34,183 Yes, especially this book. 221 00:13:34,302 --> 00:13:36,029 I can't look at a $1 bill or mount rushmore anymore 222 00:13:36,053 --> 00:13:38,804 without wantin' to puke. 223 00:13:38,890 --> 00:13:40,973 How many books did you sell? 224 00:13:41,058 --> 00:13:43,526 - One. - for fuck's sake. 225 00:13:43,644 --> 00:13:44,643 I would've just bought a book from you at home, 226 00:13:44,729 --> 00:13:46,645 and we could've skipped this bullshit. 227 00:13:46,731 --> 00:13:47,931 It's not bullshit. 228 00:13:47,982 --> 00:13:49,315 It's my dream. 229 00:13:49,400 --> 00:13:50,983 What do you want from me, belle? 230 00:13:51,068 --> 00:13:53,118 I'm here, aren't I? I agreed to puttin' up 231 00:13:53,204 --> 00:13:55,955 a big chunk of our retirement for this dumb book tour, 232 00:13:56,040 --> 00:13:57,790 during which we've sold six books. 233 00:13:57,875 --> 00:13:59,875 You want me to support your dream? 234 00:13:59,994 --> 00:14:01,661 Here I am, supporting the fuck out of it. 235 00:14:01,712 --> 00:14:04,213 and I'm grateful. 236 00:14:04,332 --> 00:14:07,499 But can't you see I'm doing it for both of us? 237 00:14:07,585 --> 00:14:10,169 I could be the next danielle steel. 238 00:14:10,254 --> 00:14:12,388 She's worth a billion dollars. 239 00:14:12,506 --> 00:14:13,339 How many times has she been married? 240 00:14:13,424 --> 00:14:16,058 Four, maybe five. 241 00:14:16,177 --> 00:14:18,594 Well, I guess then there's one way you could be like her. 242 00:14:29,273 --> 00:14:30,940 let's go back to the hotel and freshen up 243 00:14:31,025 --> 00:14:32,741 and then watch the sunset from muse. 244 00:14:32,860 --> 00:14:35,828 I hear it's beautiful. 245 00:14:35,913 --> 00:14:37,841 Do you want me to suck some cock while I'm in there? 246 00:14:37,865 --> 00:14:39,248 What? No. 247 00:14:39,367 --> 00:14:41,500 Then why are you asking me to go to a homo bar 248 00:14:41,586 --> 00:14:44,503 and do something totally gay like watch the fucking sunset? 249 00:14:44,589 --> 00:14:46,338 I wanna do something actually fun, 250 00:14:46,424 --> 00:14:47,624 like the haunted dune tour. 251 00:14:47,675 --> 00:14:50,759 Sounds scary, I don't wanna have nightmares. 252 00:14:50,878 --> 00:14:53,679 I need my sleep before the next tour stop in the vineyard. 253 00:14:53,764 --> 00:14:56,415 You know why I'm really so angry at you? 254 00:14:56,517 --> 00:14:58,684 It's not the stupid book tour 255 00:14:58,769 --> 00:15:00,080 or the fact that you write about sex all day 256 00:15:00,104 --> 00:15:01,771 but haven't touched my dick in two years. 257 00:15:01,856 --> 00:15:02,754 It's that you're weak 258 00:15:02,857 --> 00:15:04,756 and scared 259 00:15:04,859 --> 00:15:07,026 and boring. 260 00:15:07,111 --> 00:15:09,612 I'm the same as I was when you married me 40 years ago. 261 00:15:09,730 --> 00:15:10,813 Well, I was at work for those 40 years. 262 00:15:10,898 --> 00:15:12,209 Now that I have to be with you all the time, 263 00:15:12,233 --> 00:15:14,283 it's intolerable. 264 00:15:14,402 --> 00:15:17,069 I hear they have great calamari! 265 00:15:20,574 --> 00:15:23,459 266 00:15:27,798 --> 00:15:30,299 hey. 267 00:15:30,418 --> 00:15:33,802 Pretty cool color on your nails. 268 00:15:33,921 --> 00:15:34,887 You mind if I join you? 269 00:15:34,972 --> 00:15:37,723 What are you, a hustler? 270 00:15:37,808 --> 00:15:38,841 I wrote a book about a hustler 271 00:15:38,926 --> 00:15:42,061 who ends up sleeping with the head of the kgb 272 00:15:42,146 --> 00:15:44,229 and then becomes head of the cia. 273 00:15:44,315 --> 00:15:47,466 - That sounds awesome. 274 00:15:47,568 --> 00:15:48,183 I'd like to read that. 275 00:15:48,269 --> 00:15:50,969 I'll send you a copy. 276 00:15:51,072 --> 00:15:54,356 You're wasting your time with me; I'm married. 277 00:15:54,442 --> 00:15:55,642 Wait. 278 00:15:55,743 --> 00:15:58,143 I know you. 279 00:15:58,245 --> 00:15:59,028 You're the author that was doing the reading 280 00:15:59,113 --> 00:16:01,480 at the bookstore, right? 281 00:16:01,582 --> 00:16:03,699 - Were you there? - Uh, well, no. 282 00:16:03,784 --> 00:16:05,701 They, uh... they don't let me in there anymore 283 00:16:05,786 --> 00:16:07,431 after I stole the, uh, "screenplay for dummies" book 284 00:16:07,455 --> 00:16:09,154 a while back, but, uh, 285 00:16:09,256 --> 00:16:10,655 I saw you through the window. 286 00:16:10,758 --> 00:16:12,491 You write too? 287 00:16:12,593 --> 00:16:15,494 Ah, sometimes, but not like you. 288 00:16:15,596 --> 00:16:17,829 You're, like, a real published author. 289 00:16:17,932 --> 00:16:20,332 Self-published. 290 00:16:20,434 --> 00:16:21,833 Hey, I mean, 291 00:16:21,936 --> 00:16:23,246 just finishing a book's a big deal, right? 292 00:16:27,358 --> 00:16:29,341 let me buy you a drink. 293 00:16:29,443 --> 00:16:30,842 Yeah. 294 00:16:30,945 --> 00:16:33,345 I know they say that anyone can be a writer, 295 00:16:33,447 --> 00:16:35,092 because all you have to do is sit down and write, 296 00:16:35,116 --> 00:16:36,843 but that doesn't make you a writer any more 297 00:16:36,867 --> 00:16:39,351 than a kid playing catch is a ballplayer 298 00:16:39,453 --> 00:16:41,737 or a sperm donor is a dad. 299 00:16:41,822 --> 00:16:44,022 I know I'm not the greatest writer in the world. 300 00:16:44,125 --> 00:16:46,691 I mean, a lot of my stuff is schlock, but... 301 00:16:46,794 --> 00:16:48,026 I'm a writer; I know I am. 302 00:16:48,129 --> 00:16:50,362 I can't stop. 303 00:16:50,464 --> 00:16:51,747 Even if it wrecks my marriage, 304 00:16:51,832 --> 00:16:53,499 even if I go broke doing it, 305 00:16:53,584 --> 00:16:54,833 even if I never sell a book, 306 00:16:54,919 --> 00:16:56,635 it's who I am. 307 00:17:00,174 --> 00:17:01,374 Can I ask you a question? 308 00:17:01,425 --> 00:17:04,009 Do you have any cocaine? 309 00:17:04,095 --> 00:17:06,845 I always wanted to try it, and you look like a drug addict. 310 00:17:06,931 --> 00:17:08,514 No offense. 311 00:17:08,599 --> 00:17:10,182 Oh, none taken. 312 00:17:10,267 --> 00:17:12,551 - 'Cause I am. - Mm. 313 00:17:12,653 --> 00:17:16,054 But, um, no, no coke. But... 314 00:17:16,157 --> 00:17:17,106 I've got something better. 315 00:17:17,191 --> 00:17:20,109 316 00:17:28,836 --> 00:17:31,736 317 00:17:44,385 --> 00:17:47,636 318 00:17:51,809 --> 00:17:54,726 319 00:17:56,063 --> 00:17:59,565 give me a bloody mary. 320 00:17:59,650 --> 00:18:01,617 Hey, dude, you don't look good. 321 00:18:01,735 --> 00:18:03,068 I feel sick. 322 00:18:03,154 --> 00:18:06,238 I think that bitch karen gave me bronchitis or something. 323 00:18:06,323 --> 00:18:08,073 You sure? 'Cause she says 324 00:18:08,159 --> 00:18:09,386 she hasn't been sick in a while. 325 00:18:22,506 --> 00:18:23,706 I'm gonna puke. 326 00:18:39,690 --> 00:18:42,608 327 00:19:02,129 --> 00:19:03,762 I'm so happy. 328 00:19:03,848 --> 00:19:05,681 Uh, yeah, that's the drugs. 329 00:19:05,799 --> 00:19:07,850 Then I want more. 330 00:19:07,968 --> 00:19:09,601 yeah, you see, 331 00:19:09,687 --> 00:19:10,669 it doesn't really work that way. 332 00:19:10,771 --> 00:19:12,354 First time's the best, and then, uh, 333 00:19:12,473 --> 00:19:13,973 you end up chasing that high forever, 334 00:19:14,024 --> 00:19:16,024 and you never catch it. 335 00:19:16,143 --> 00:19:18,527 That's some bullshit. 336 00:19:18,646 --> 00:19:19,846 - Mm-hmm. 337 00:19:21,982 --> 00:19:23,315 uh, you know, I, uh... 338 00:19:23,400 --> 00:19:25,045 I know someone that can give you something else. 339 00:19:25,069 --> 00:19:27,486 Something that can make you happy forever. 340 00:19:27,571 --> 00:19:28,863 How come you're not taking it? 341 00:19:30,658 --> 00:19:32,875 - 'Cause it's, uh... - It's not for me. 342 00:19:32,993 --> 00:19:36,161 It only works for people like you. 343 00:19:36,247 --> 00:19:37,212 Artists. 344 00:19:43,921 --> 00:19:46,171 we've been waitin' half an hour. 345 00:19:46,257 --> 00:19:48,390 I wanted to read this first. 346 00:19:48,509 --> 00:19:50,225 You have talent. 347 00:19:50,344 --> 00:19:52,394 - Thank you. - Took everything in me 348 00:19:52,513 --> 00:19:53,723 not to rub one out during that threesome 349 00:19:53,747 --> 00:19:57,065 with george and martha and ben franklin. 350 00:19:57,184 --> 00:19:58,650 I've always found heavier-set men 351 00:19:58,736 --> 00:20:00,435 to be extremely attractive. 352 00:20:02,523 --> 00:20:04,907 Mickey tell you what I'm offering? 353 00:20:05,025 --> 00:20:06,992 Making all my dreams come true. 354 00:20:07,077 --> 00:20:07,993 - I'm in. - You wanna know about 355 00:20:08,078 --> 00:20:09,278 the side effects? 356 00:20:09,363 --> 00:20:11,029 I know I'm talented. 357 00:20:12,249 --> 00:20:15,500 The pills create certain cravings. 358 00:20:15,586 --> 00:20:17,002 And they cause aggression 359 00:20:17,087 --> 00:20:19,705 even in the subjects with positive results. 360 00:20:19,790 --> 00:20:21,207 I could use a little of that too. 361 00:20:21,292 --> 00:20:24,710 According to my husband. 362 00:20:24,795 --> 00:20:26,712 Please, I need this. 363 00:20:31,051 --> 00:20:32,551 the effects are temporary. 364 00:20:34,638 --> 00:20:36,888 You're gonna have to keep taking them as it wears off. 365 00:20:36,974 --> 00:20:37,723 And you're gonna have to stick around 366 00:20:37,808 --> 00:20:40,726 and agree to let me study you. 367 00:20:40,811 --> 00:20:42,945 Whatever it takes... 368 00:20:45,983 --> 00:20:48,400 to finding my destiny. 369 00:21:19,900 --> 00:21:21,817 370 00:21:21,935 --> 00:21:23,246 - You've reached ray. - Leave a message. 371 00:21:23,270 --> 00:21:26,321 - Asshole. - 372 00:21:26,440 --> 00:21:27,572 373 00:21:30,611 --> 00:21:33,495 374 00:21:51,181 --> 00:21:54,049 375 00:22:44,401 --> 00:22:45,934 Good morning. 376 00:22:48,739 --> 00:22:51,389 What's wrong with you? 377 00:22:51,492 --> 00:22:52,774 I wrote a book last night. 378 00:22:52,860 --> 00:22:55,110 A whole book, and it's... 379 00:22:55,195 --> 00:22:57,863 It's beautiful. 380 00:22:57,948 --> 00:22:58,864 Bullshit. 381 00:22:58,949 --> 00:23:01,166 Let me see. 382 00:23:03,954 --> 00:23:06,538 You didn't write this. 383 00:23:06,623 --> 00:23:07,539 What? 384 00:23:07,624 --> 00:23:08,707 - Yes, I did. - You couldn't have. 385 00:23:08,792 --> 00:23:10,258 It's good. 386 00:23:11,211 --> 00:23:14,212 I did write it! 387 00:23:14,298 --> 00:23:16,214 I went out and danced 388 00:23:16,300 --> 00:23:18,633 and took methamphetamine 389 00:23:18,719 --> 00:23:20,280 and met a chemist and had the time of my life! 390 00:23:20,304 --> 00:23:22,220 And then I came home, and I wrote this! 391 00:23:22,306 --> 00:23:24,389 Where the fuck were you? 392 00:23:24,475 --> 00:23:25,807 I went to the dunes tour, 393 00:23:25,893 --> 00:23:27,809 and I got drunk, 394 00:23:27,895 --> 00:23:30,762 and I met a woman who doesn't dress like a schoolteacher, 395 00:23:30,864 --> 00:23:32,375 and I fucked her right there in the sand 396 00:23:32,399 --> 00:23:34,149 until we passed out. 397 00:23:34,234 --> 00:23:37,101 Then we woke up and fucked again. 398 00:23:37,204 --> 00:23:39,938 - now I'm gonna take a shower. 399 00:23:40,040 --> 00:23:41,105 I'm gonna pack my things. 400 00:23:41,208 --> 00:23:42,324 I'm gonna go over to the red inn. 401 00:23:42,409 --> 00:23:44,159 I'm gonna fuck her for a third time. 402 00:23:44,244 --> 00:23:44,993 Because this marriage... 403 00:23:45,078 --> 00:23:46,778 Is over. 404 00:23:49,416 --> 00:23:52,250 405 00:23:52,336 --> 00:23:53,536 What? 406 00:23:53,587 --> 00:23:54,586 You got something you wanna say? 407 00:23:58,425 --> 00:23:59,758 Ah! 408 00:24:03,263 --> 00:24:06,148 409 00:24:22,199 --> 00:24:25,116 what was the feeling exactly? 410 00:24:25,202 --> 00:24:29,120 I don't know. Rage? 411 00:24:29,206 --> 00:24:32,958 Like braveheart or a beast of the wild. 412 00:24:33,043 --> 00:24:35,293 But that's not what made me attack him. 413 00:24:35,379 --> 00:24:37,128 What was it? 414 00:24:37,214 --> 00:24:39,881 Thirst. 415 00:24:39,967 --> 00:24:43,134 I could smell his blood through his skin. 416 00:24:43,220 --> 00:24:45,303 I was gonna die if I didn't drink it. 417 00:24:45,389 --> 00:24:47,722 Fascinating. 418 00:24:47,808 --> 00:24:49,975 Not surprising, but fascinating. 419 00:24:50,060 --> 00:24:51,454 You knew this was going to happen? 420 00:24:53,063 --> 00:24:55,146 After the rages, 421 00:24:55,232 --> 00:24:56,709 the apes would drink the blood of their kills. 422 00:24:56,733 --> 00:24:59,951 When we autopsied the ones before they drank, 423 00:25:00,037 --> 00:25:01,631 we noticed a depletion of sodium, potassium, 424 00:25:01,655 --> 00:25:04,789 calcium, and magnesium in their blood. 425 00:25:04,875 --> 00:25:07,626 I wasn't sure it'd have the same effect on humans, but... 426 00:25:07,711 --> 00:25:10,378 Makes sense that it would. 427 00:25:10,497 --> 00:25:11,975 Am I going to have to keep drinking blood 428 00:25:11,999 --> 00:25:13,199 to keep writing like that? 429 00:25:15,552 --> 00:25:17,363 Would that stop you from continuing to take the pills? 430 00:25:23,844 --> 00:25:26,728 what happened after you drank from your husband? 431 00:25:26,847 --> 00:25:31,750 I, uh, sat down and... 432 00:25:31,852 --> 00:25:34,736 Wrote the first 50 pages of part two of my book. 433 00:25:34,855 --> 00:25:37,739 I didn't even care about ray. 434 00:25:37,858 --> 00:25:39,908 I just had to write. 435 00:25:40,027 --> 00:25:41,743 First things first, 436 00:25:41,862 --> 00:25:43,506 you got to get rid of your husband's body. 437 00:25:48,368 --> 00:25:50,252 come on. 438 00:25:50,370 --> 00:25:51,836 Mm. 439 00:25:56,543 --> 00:25:58,593 ah! 440 00:26:00,714 --> 00:26:03,348 no, no, no, no, no! Back, back, back. 441 00:26:03,433 --> 00:26:05,016 Jesus. 442 00:26:05,102 --> 00:26:06,302 Ew. 443 00:26:12,492 --> 00:26:14,117 Did your hair all fall out on its own? 444 00:26:14,161 --> 00:26:15,660 Most of it. 445 00:26:15,746 --> 00:26:17,028 I shaved the rest. 446 00:26:17,114 --> 00:26:19,897 Otherwise I'd look like riff raff from "rocky horror." 447 00:26:20,000 --> 00:26:21,394 Your skin is looking rather creamy. 448 00:26:21,418 --> 00:26:23,168 Probably a form of anemia. 449 00:26:23,253 --> 00:26:24,669 How's your temper? 450 00:26:24,755 --> 00:26:26,566 Have you shown any aggression towards anyone? 451 00:26:26,590 --> 00:26:28,506 No. 452 00:26:28,609 --> 00:26:30,008 I'm a fucking buddhist. 453 00:26:30,110 --> 00:26:33,178 I wanna be like bono and use my music to help people. 454 00:26:33,280 --> 00:26:35,347 I need more pills. 455 00:26:35,432 --> 00:26:36,693 The dose you gave me must have been too low. 456 00:26:36,717 --> 00:26:40,852 I have never felt a jones like this before. 457 00:26:40,937 --> 00:26:43,688 I told you, I set the protocol. 458 00:26:43,774 --> 00:26:45,774 And you don't get another pill until day five. 459 00:26:45,892 --> 00:26:47,025 It's day three. 460 00:26:47,110 --> 00:26:48,193 What did you do to me? 461 00:26:48,278 --> 00:26:50,362 Why is this happening to me? 462 00:26:50,447 --> 00:26:51,363 Please, give me a fix. 463 00:26:51,448 --> 00:26:52,764 Just one more pill. 464 00:26:52,866 --> 00:26:55,200 You're part of a very important study. 465 00:26:55,285 --> 00:26:57,535 And you volunteered for it. 466 00:26:57,621 --> 00:26:58,436 Honestly, I don't know what's happening to you 467 00:26:58,538 --> 00:26:59,937 or what comes next. 468 00:27:00,040 --> 00:27:02,106 All I know is, no more pills for two days. 469 00:27:02,209 --> 00:27:04,275 And if I die before then? 470 00:27:04,378 --> 00:27:06,828 I'm freezing cold. I can't stop shivering. 471 00:27:06,913 --> 00:27:08,279 Is that supposed to happen? 472 00:27:08,382 --> 00:27:10,114 It's October. 473 00:27:10,217 --> 00:27:13,117 You're wearing a light jacket. 474 00:27:13,220 --> 00:27:14,952 Go get yourself a proper fucking coat. 475 00:27:31,405 --> 00:27:33,304 I'm diggin' the look. 476 00:27:33,407 --> 00:27:35,573 Vampire michael stipe. 477 00:27:35,659 --> 00:27:37,692 Or anorexic uncle fester? 478 00:27:40,580 --> 00:27:42,080 You want a tattoo? 479 00:27:42,165 --> 00:27:43,815 I do them in the back. 480 00:27:43,917 --> 00:27:45,483 I could give you bat wings 481 00:27:45,585 --> 00:27:47,869 or, like, a grim reaper dancing on your arm. 482 00:27:47,954 --> 00:27:48,870 I need a coat. 483 00:27:48,955 --> 00:27:49,821 And I don't have a lot of money. 484 00:27:49,923 --> 00:27:51,373 I got just the thing. 485 00:27:53,427 --> 00:27:54,826 these look expensive. 486 00:27:54,928 --> 00:27:56,828 They were, in the '80s. 487 00:27:56,930 --> 00:27:58,880 All the fashion gays from new york and boston 488 00:27:58,965 --> 00:28:02,884 came out here to let their dicks and rainbow flags fly. 489 00:28:02,969 --> 00:28:04,447 Then they all died and left behind closets 490 00:28:04,471 --> 00:28:05,698 full of this high-fashion stuff. 491 00:28:05,722 --> 00:28:08,056 When the straight yuppies moved into town, 492 00:28:08,141 --> 00:28:11,059 they cleaned out the closets and donated all of it to us. 493 00:28:11,144 --> 00:28:15,480 I was hoping to sell a few for Halloween, but no takers. 494 00:28:15,565 --> 00:28:17,982 I'll basically give one to you if you take it off my hands. 495 00:28:20,487 --> 00:28:23,405 496 00:28:52,853 --> 00:28:54,853 you don't look well. 497 00:28:54,938 --> 00:28:57,689 Would you pray with me? 498 00:28:57,774 --> 00:28:59,274 Yeah. 499 00:29:15,959 --> 00:29:18,877 500 00:29:37,063 --> 00:29:39,564 501 00:29:42,903 --> 00:29:45,236 - awesome costume, dude. 502 00:30:01,755 --> 00:30:04,422 The candy's in the 503 00:30:04,508 --> 00:30:05,807 come in. 504 00:30:09,262 --> 00:30:10,462 what happened? 505 00:30:11,932 --> 00:30:13,576 It states in section four of the contract you signed 506 00:30:13,600 --> 00:30:14,816 to be a part of the study 507 00:30:14,935 --> 00:30:16,935 that you have complete confidentiality 508 00:30:17,020 --> 00:30:19,320 for anything you say in here. 509 00:30:19,439 --> 00:30:21,656 I was in the cemetery, and I... 510 00:30:21,775 --> 00:30:22,657 I don't know what happened. 511 00:30:22,776 --> 00:30:24,843 I'm a vegan. 512 00:30:24,945 --> 00:30:27,011 I don't even eat those impossible burgers, 513 00:30:27,113 --> 00:30:28,997 but the thirst for her was too much. 514 00:30:29,115 --> 00:30:29,831 How much blood did you drink? 515 00:30:29,950 --> 00:30:31,783 I don't fucking know! 516 00:30:31,885 --> 00:30:33,284 I killed her! 517 00:30:33,370 --> 00:30:36,170 She asked me to pray with her, and I killed her! 518 00:30:36,289 --> 00:30:37,489 Did you feel anger, rage? 519 00:30:37,541 --> 00:30:39,541 Yes. Why? 520 00:30:39,626 --> 00:30:40,625 you drank the blood 521 00:30:40,710 --> 00:30:43,044 'cause the pills create a deficiency. 522 00:30:43,129 --> 00:30:45,797 You felt the rage because you now hate everyone. 523 00:30:45,899 --> 00:30:48,466 Why? 524 00:30:48,568 --> 00:30:51,302 I told you, I'm a pacifist. 525 00:30:51,388 --> 00:30:52,003 You hate everyone because you now know 526 00:30:52,105 --> 00:30:53,805 the truth about yourself. 527 00:30:53,907 --> 00:30:56,040 You're not talented. 528 00:30:56,142 --> 00:30:57,976 You don't have what it takes. 529 00:30:58,061 --> 00:31:00,695 530 00:31:03,483 --> 00:31:05,533 The talented ones need the blood, 531 00:31:05,652 --> 00:31:06,879 but their rage comes from their arrogance 532 00:31:06,903 --> 00:31:08,862 and certainty that they're better than everyone. 533 00:31:08,905 --> 00:31:12,540 The rage of the untalented is much darker, more intense. 534 00:31:12,659 --> 00:31:15,326 You hate the world for giving you dreams that were too big. 535 00:31:17,664 --> 00:31:18,296 Back up, motherfucker. 536 00:31:20,383 --> 00:31:23,635 Never come back here again. 537 00:31:23,720 --> 00:31:27,055 Don't worry, I'm sure you'll have plenty of company soon. 538 00:31:27,173 --> 00:31:29,307 Soon as word gets out about what I'm sellin' here, 539 00:31:29,392 --> 00:31:30,820 every asshole whose mother told him he could be 540 00:31:30,844 --> 00:31:34,228 the next elvis or tyler perry 541 00:31:34,347 --> 00:31:36,158 gonna take a chance on that little black pill. 542 00:31:36,182 --> 00:31:38,377 Nine out of ten of 'em are gonna end up just like you. 543 00:31:38,401 --> 00:31:40,018 Now, get the fuck out my house. 544 00:31:45,692 --> 00:31:48,660 545 00:31:52,248 --> 00:31:55,083 ugh. 546 00:31:58,088 --> 00:31:59,288 Hey, dude. 547 00:31:59,372 --> 00:32:02,073 Never mix tequila and merlot. 548 00:32:05,211 --> 00:32:06,878 549 00:32:09,416 --> 00:32:11,899 550 00:32:17,007 --> 00:32:19,240 you wanna try that on? 551 00:32:19,342 --> 00:32:20,908 I don't know, perhaps. 552 00:32:21,011 --> 00:32:23,911 I'm looking to create an entirely new closet, 553 00:32:24,014 --> 00:32:25,013 a whole new look. 554 00:32:25,098 --> 00:32:27,181 New guy in your life? 555 00:32:27,283 --> 00:32:29,183 Mm, no, I like to play the field, 556 00:32:29,269 --> 00:32:30,351 preferably with multiple players. 557 00:32:31,771 --> 00:32:33,855 I left my husband a few winters ago. 558 00:32:33,940 --> 00:32:35,473 Left him in pieces on the beach. 559 00:32:37,277 --> 00:32:39,110 Just kidding. 560 00:32:39,229 --> 00:32:41,696 I killed my last boyfriend. 561 00:32:41,781 --> 00:32:44,198 He could bang me pretty good, but he was boring as fuck. 562 00:32:44,284 --> 00:32:45,366 So I drank him dry and burned the body. 563 00:32:47,787 --> 00:32:49,603 How long you been on the pill? 564 00:32:49,706 --> 00:32:51,439 Two years. You? 565 00:32:51,541 --> 00:32:52,741 Couple of months. 566 00:32:52,792 --> 00:32:54,053 What's motivating the new look? 567 00:32:54,077 --> 00:32:55,771 I always thought that a woman should pick a look 568 00:32:55,795 --> 00:32:58,212 before she turns 40 and stick with it. 569 00:32:58,298 --> 00:33:01,282 For men, it's 50. And I did that. 570 00:33:01,384 --> 00:33:03,451 But lately I've been thinking that that's a rule 571 00:33:03,553 --> 00:33:05,887 for people with no second act. 572 00:33:05,972 --> 00:33:07,783 I've published six "new york times" best sellers 573 00:33:07,807 --> 00:33:09,457 in the past two years, 574 00:33:09,559 --> 00:33:11,070 one that was turned into a film franchise. 575 00:33:12,562 --> 00:33:13,961 "The heart is the bitterest root," 576 00:33:14,064 --> 00:33:15,847 I love those movies. 577 00:33:15,932 --> 00:33:17,132 What about you, dear? 578 00:33:17,233 --> 00:33:19,192 How does your little black pill-driven greatness 579 00:33:19,269 --> 00:33:21,135 express itself? 580 00:33:21,237 --> 00:33:22,136 Tattoos. 581 00:33:22,238 --> 00:33:24,638 And these. 582 00:33:24,741 --> 00:33:27,141 - oh, my! - How convenient. 583 00:33:27,243 --> 00:33:28,693 I must have a set! 584 00:33:28,778 --> 00:33:30,361 I can arrange that. 585 00:33:30,447 --> 00:33:31,829 Step into my office. 586 00:33:33,416 --> 00:33:35,199 After, we can give you a wardrobe makeover. 587 00:33:35,285 --> 00:33:36,317 Mm, I'm belle of the ball. 588 00:33:39,622 --> 00:33:42,206 589 00:33:57,273 --> 00:33:58,556 $5 cover. 590 00:33:58,641 --> 00:34:00,841 It's drag night. We gotta pay the performers. 591 00:34:05,815 --> 00:34:07,015 wanna check my id? 592 00:34:07,117 --> 00:34:10,017 Nah. You're good. 593 00:34:13,656 --> 00:34:15,384 - Thank you! - We're gonna take a short break 594 00:34:15,408 --> 00:34:17,492 before our next performer! 595 00:34:20,330 --> 00:34:23,247 596 00:34:29,422 --> 00:34:31,172 drag is an art form. 597 00:34:31,257 --> 00:34:33,257 I am a professional. 598 00:34:33,343 --> 00:34:34,543 You three... 599 00:34:34,594 --> 00:34:36,594 Straight boys in bad wigs. 600 00:34:36,679 --> 00:34:38,429 - pfft! 601 00:34:38,515 --> 00:34:40,242 You know, men have been performing in women's clothing 602 00:34:40,266 --> 00:34:42,183 since the time of the greeks. 603 00:34:42,268 --> 00:34:44,102 You all just appropriated it for gay culture. 604 00:34:44,187 --> 00:34:46,771 Speak for yourself, dude. 605 00:34:46,856 --> 00:34:49,001 I don't give two shits who's appropriate or not appropriate. 606 00:34:49,025 --> 00:34:51,504 All I know is, I can make more doin' this than painting houses 607 00:34:51,528 --> 00:34:53,611 or stealing from my grandmother. 608 00:34:53,696 --> 00:34:55,613 My problem with you is, 609 00:34:55,698 --> 00:34:57,176 you're the ugliest fuckin' woman I ever seen. 610 00:34:57,200 --> 00:35:01,619 - and your drag name is awful. 611 00:35:01,704 --> 00:35:02,370 Patty o'furniture. 612 00:35:02,455 --> 00:35:04,205 That's an awesome name. 613 00:35:04,290 --> 00:35:05,935 And why in the hell do you think people 614 00:35:05,959 --> 00:35:07,853 want to be thinkin' of some suburban deck chair 615 00:35:07,877 --> 00:35:09,460 while you perform for them? 616 00:35:09,546 --> 00:35:11,129 Look at me! 617 00:35:11,214 --> 00:35:13,598 I'm crystal decanter. 618 00:35:13,716 --> 00:35:16,717 I ooze elegance and shine. 619 00:35:16,803 --> 00:35:17,718 I don't know why y'all are tryin' to read him 620 00:35:17,804 --> 00:35:19,263 when y'all are just as bad as he is, 621 00:35:19,305 --> 00:35:20,605 probably worse. 622 00:35:20,723 --> 00:35:23,107 Next up, patty o'furniture. 623 00:35:23,226 --> 00:35:24,426 Oh, fuck my life. 624 00:35:24,477 --> 00:35:26,727 Don't even try to upstage me, asswipe. 625 00:35:29,232 --> 00:35:30,432 - what a loser. 626 00:35:30,483 --> 00:35:32,116 Boo! 627 00:35:32,235 --> 00:35:34,118 - Break a nail, whore. - Yeah. 628 00:35:34,237 --> 00:35:35,631 The only thing he's gonna break is his heels. 629 00:35:35,655 --> 00:35:39,574 - Loser. - Ugh, girrrl. 630 00:35:41,828 --> 00:35:44,545 631 00:35:58,011 --> 00:35:59,211 - boo, boo! - Awful! 632 00:36:12,358 --> 00:36:13,774 go, girlfriend! 633 00:36:23,620 --> 00:36:24,919 you suck! 634 00:36:41,854 --> 00:36:44,338 - loser! 635 00:37:22,979 --> 00:37:23,978 what is it? 636 00:37:24,063 --> 00:37:26,380 Does it matter? 637 00:37:26,482 --> 00:37:28,683 Goes down easy and gets you high. 638 00:37:31,738 --> 00:37:33,988 Uh-huh. 639 00:37:34,073 --> 00:37:36,991 640 00:37:39,078 --> 00:37:40,561 you don't belong in here... 641 00:37:40,663 --> 00:37:43,397 Doing this... 642 00:37:43,499 --> 00:37:45,116 Dressed like that. 643 00:37:45,201 --> 00:37:47,234 I've got a nose for talent. 644 00:37:47,337 --> 00:37:49,737 Why is a young man of your gifts 645 00:37:49,839 --> 00:37:50,904 lip-synching in drag 646 00:37:51,007 --> 00:37:54,408 on the cock tip of cape cod in the winter? 647 00:37:54,510 --> 00:37:56,344 I'm a playwright. 648 00:37:56,429 --> 00:37:58,679 I sweet-talked the owner of the playhouse in town 649 00:37:58,765 --> 00:38:00,748 into putting on one of my plays. 650 00:38:00,850 --> 00:38:02,583 I rented a place, I moved out here, 651 00:38:02,685 --> 00:38:06,086 I started casting, and then the guy just... 652 00:38:06,189 --> 00:38:07,755 Disappeared. 653 00:38:07,857 --> 00:38:08,922 Not a trace of him. 654 00:38:09,025 --> 00:38:10,758 Oh. 655 00:38:10,860 --> 00:38:11,592 What'd he look like? 656 00:38:11,694 --> 00:38:14,195 Like, six feet tall, chubby, 657 00:38:14,280 --> 00:38:17,431 kind of red face all the time. 658 00:38:17,533 --> 00:38:19,700 Why, have you seen him? 659 00:38:19,786 --> 00:38:21,602 660 00:38:27,043 --> 00:38:28,626 no. 661 00:38:32,582 --> 00:38:35,783 I'm doin' this drag thing just to pay for food, 662 00:38:35,885 --> 00:38:37,085 pack of smokes. 663 00:38:38,221 --> 00:38:39,620 I'm bad at it. 664 00:38:39,722 --> 00:38:41,622 I know I'm bad at it. 665 00:38:41,724 --> 00:38:45,092 I just feel like an engine that won't turn over. 666 00:38:45,178 --> 00:38:47,762 I just... I turn the key, and I click, click, click, 667 00:38:47,847 --> 00:38:51,098 and I can't catch. 668 00:38:51,184 --> 00:38:54,134 669 00:38:56,906 --> 00:38:58,305 what's that? 670 00:38:58,408 --> 00:39:02,693 It's your new starter switch. 671 00:39:02,779 --> 00:39:04,978 It's the highway to your true self. 672 00:39:08,418 --> 00:39:09,834 fuck it. 673 00:39:18,795 --> 00:39:20,711 674 00:39:25,468 --> 00:39:27,718 675 00:39:34,560 --> 00:39:37,812 676 00:39:37,897 --> 00:39:39,563 What did you give me? 677 00:39:39,649 --> 00:39:42,983 What do you feel? 678 00:39:43,069 --> 00:39:45,569 Unstoppable. Unafraid. 679 00:39:45,655 --> 00:39:48,572 Furious. 680 00:39:51,577 --> 00:39:53,411 And starving. 681 00:39:53,496 --> 00:39:55,362 Let's go get you fed 682 00:39:55,465 --> 00:39:57,698 and get a little revenge at the same time. 683 00:40:00,169 --> 00:40:00,918 yeah. 684 00:40:04,006 --> 00:40:06,206 all of these ladies have found themselves 685 00:40:06,309 --> 00:40:08,709 in a dead heat for first. 686 00:40:08,811 --> 00:40:10,261 I would do so much better 687 00:40:10,346 --> 00:40:11,929 than all these bitches on this show. 688 00:40:12,014 --> 00:40:14,047 Can we please watch something else? 689 00:40:14,150 --> 00:40:15,433 I told you straight boys, 690 00:40:15,518 --> 00:40:18,436 if you want makeup tips from ms. Crystal, 691 00:40:18,521 --> 00:40:22,723 you pay for the pizza, and we watch what I wanna watch. 692 00:40:22,825 --> 00:40:23,557 I kind of like this show. 693 00:40:23,659 --> 00:40:26,193 High fuckin' drama, you know? 694 00:40:26,279 --> 00:40:27,756 Please put on a hockey game before I start singin' 695 00:40:27,780 --> 00:40:28,779 "the wizard of oz" and thinkin' about dick. 696 00:40:33,286 --> 00:40:35,286 Can we help you? 697 00:40:35,371 --> 00:40:37,621 If you're gonna make it in this business, 698 00:40:37,707 --> 00:40:39,685 you might want to camp it up a little bit more, sweetheart. 699 00:40:39,709 --> 00:40:41,375 Though I do like her wig. 700 00:40:41,461 --> 00:40:44,595 Oh, I'm not one of you. 701 00:40:44,714 --> 00:40:45,763 - ugh. 702 00:40:45,882 --> 00:40:49,266 Ugh, well, no wonder you have no sparkle. 703 00:40:49,385 --> 00:40:50,612 Gettin' advice from that sultan of snore. 704 00:40:50,636 --> 00:40:52,219 Lock the door. 705 00:40:53,723 --> 00:40:54,923 - ah! 706 00:41:08,654 --> 00:41:10,571 Retreat! 707 00:41:15,411 --> 00:41:16,611 hiyah! 708 00:41:17,997 --> 00:41:18,829 Ugh. 709 00:41:22,919 --> 00:41:23,834 You can't win 'em all. 710 00:41:23,920 --> 00:41:26,670 I'm full anyway. 711 00:41:26,756 --> 00:41:28,138 What do we do now? 712 00:41:28,257 --> 00:41:29,974 Now... 713 00:41:30,092 --> 00:41:31,292 We go write. 714 00:41:53,499 --> 00:41:55,366 Okay, it's okay. 715 00:41:58,504 --> 00:42:00,004 Okay. 49037

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