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[rain pattering]
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[thunder rumbles in distance]
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[breath trembling]
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[breathes deeply]
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[sniffles]
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[grunts softly]
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♪
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[exhales]
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♪
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[exhales]
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[breathes shakily]
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♪
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BARISTA:
Grande nonfat latte for Monica.
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Thanks.
Uh, probably my last time.
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-I'm moving
to New York next week. -Oh, my gosh,
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we'll miss you.
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[chuckles]:
Bye.
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["Beautiful Life"
by Ace of Base playing]
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♪ It's a beautiful life♪
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♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh♪
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♪ It's a beautiful life...♪
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INSTRUCTOR: All right.
Here we go. Okay, ready?
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We'll start with our right foot.
Good.
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♪ It's a beautiful life...♪
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One more each side.
Really make it count.
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-Come on, Monica.
-[whoops]
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[sighs]
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LINDA:
Where on God's green earth?
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I was working out.
Jesus, Linda.
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Your discipline-- you make me
feel like a slob.
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Listen, can you
do lunch in an hour?
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-I'm in the middle of packing.
-Monica, I have good news.
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I may have found a solution
to our problem.
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-Really?
-Let's meet in the food court,
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Pentagon City.
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♪
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[door opens]
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Subject's arrived.
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Yeah.
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♪
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♪
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Hi.
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Thank you.
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♪
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♪
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Miss Lewinsky, we're agents
with the Federal Bureau
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of Investigation authorized
by the attorney general
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to investigate crimes
committed in relation to
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-the Paula Jones lawsuit.
-Linda?
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FALLON: Miss Lewinski,
you're in serious trouble.
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IRONS:
And we just want to talk to you.
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I-I can't talk to you
without my attorney.
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IRONS:
That's fine, but you should know
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in that case, you may not be
able to help yourself.
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Monica, they did
the same thing to me.
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This is for your own good.
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IRONS:
How about we speak somewhere more quiet?
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[elevator dings]
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[doors squeak closed]
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[breath trembles]
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♪
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[elevator dings]
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[beeps]
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[beeps]
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♪
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Miss Lewinsky. Good afternoon.
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Monica, my name is Mike Emmick.
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I'm with the office
of the independent counsel,
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Kenneth Starr.
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[door closing]
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Can we get her
out of the room, please?
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-I mean, come on.
-No.
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Make her stay and watch.
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I want that treacherous bitch
to see what she's done to me.
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♪
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[alarm clock beeping]
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[beeping stops]
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TV NEWSMAN: ...money
that the Clintons invested, um,
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in land with another couple,
James and Susan McDougal,
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in 1978.
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The crux of it is, they had
this land deal together...
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Allison, let's go.
We're going to be late.
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[blender whirring]
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♪
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Morning.
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Uh, staples.
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-It has a paper clip.
-We use staples.
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[phone rings]
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Good morning.
White House Counsel's Office.
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Yes, just one moment.
I'll transfer you.
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[phone ringing]
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BERNIE:
My dinner tonight, move it to 8:00.
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Yes, Bernie, will do.
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Linda, can I ask you
to mail these for me?
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LINDA:
Of course.
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BERNIE:
Vince, are you seeing this?
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We're actually getting
a day of good press.
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-They love Ruth.
-Good pick.
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Are you all right?
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[clicks tongue]
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We hit a home run
for the president today.
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Stop worrying
about the travel office.
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Stop worrying about Whitewater.
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-[water running]
-[lock clicks]
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-Hello.
-Good morning.
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[scoffs]
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Let me tell you one thing,
Mrs. Bush would rather have
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been catheterized than used
the communal ladies' room.
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I'm serious.
What was she doing in there?
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Probably what everyone does.
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-[scoffs]
-You're so hard on them.
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You only say that because
your husband's a donor.
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Linda, her office is
on this floor where...
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I have to stop you.
Listen to what you just said.
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As though that's not
unbelievably disturbing
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in itself-- the first lady's
office in the West Wing.
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Well, how else is she gonna get
close enough to Vince?
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-Oh, no.
-A lot of people say it's true.
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Now, I'm in a position
to know that
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Vince Foster
is a man of integrity.
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If you'll excuse me,
some of us have real jobs.
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COULTER [on TV]:
It's breathtaking.
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-Your messages.
-Oh, thank you.
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COULTER:
...saying what's incompetence and what's deliberate...
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Need anything else?
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COULTER:
We all know how liberals
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over atThe Washington Post
will spin it.
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But I keep saying,
to anyone who will listen,
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all roads lead to
Hillary Rodham Clinton.
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-Every time.
Every single scandal... -Lunch?
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...seems to have her
fingerprints all over it.
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Of course.
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[soft piano music playing]
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There you go.
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[chuckles]
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Thought maybe you could
use a treat.
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You're a kind person, Linda.
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LINDA:
Mr. Nussbaum and his wife will be dining
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with Estelle Parsons
of TV's Roseanne.
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So you'll have two VIPs
at the table.
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If you could...
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Excellent. Thank you, Carlo.
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It's always a pleasure
working with you.
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Well, I left some M&Ms
on the tray.
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For you.
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Oh. Thank you.
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I'll be back.
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[elevator dings in distance]
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♪
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[car approaching]
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[birds chirping]
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♪
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[brakes squeak]
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[breathes deeply]
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[exhales shakily]
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[breathing heavily]
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♪
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♪
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[exhales sharply]
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[gunshot]
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[drops keys]
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A lot of money earned by
our players in that first round.
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Let's see if they can keep
it going in Double Jeopardy!
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[electronic blipping on TV]
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Here we go...
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-TV ANNOUNCER:
CNN breaking news. -REPORTER: Good evening.
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-[microwave beeping]
-We've just gotten word
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that a body found in
Fort Marcy Park is that
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of Deputy White House Counsel
Vincent Foster.
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Early reports indicating
that this appears
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to have been a suicide.
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It's a busy scene right now.
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Investigators have been here
for about four hours.
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Of course,
details are extremely vague.
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We'll update you as soon
as we get some new news.
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NEWSMAN: Thanks, Chris.
Again, shocking news tonight,
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with the apparent suicide
of Deputy White House Counsel
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Vince Foster.
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Foster joined
the Clinton administration
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just six months ago.
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-He was most recently linked...
-LINDA: No.
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...to the White House
travel office investigation.
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♪
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[elevator dings]
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Good morning, gentlemen.
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Well, excuse me,
but this is my office.
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BERNIE:
Yeah, she's okay.
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Thank you, excuse me.
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Linda, it's all just so awful.
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Someone's going
to want to talk to me.
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-You should take the day off.
-Bernie,
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I was the last one
to see him alive.
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-Of course.
-Excuse me,
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where are you taking that?
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W-What is he doing with that?
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-Linda.
-Excuse me.
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-Sir?
-BERNIE: Linda!
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Excuse me, I'm talking to you.
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Who told you
you could take that?
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Bernie Nussbaum is
who told me to take this.
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♪
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[ship horn blows in distance]
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[seagulls screeching]
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[stroller rattling]
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[music playing faintly nearby]
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Yeah, I finally got him
to go down for a nap.
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He's been fussin' all day.
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Yeah, I got it.
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Well, what do you think?
Steve sounded upset.
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I don't even think he read it.
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[keys jangle]
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-I gotta go.
-[keys drop]
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[phone beeps]
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You okay?
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No, Paula, I'm not okay.
Jesus.
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I finally get an audition.
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Finally start feeling good
about being here.
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Well, this doesn't take away
your audition.
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Feeling like I won't have to
spend my life at the airline--
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God, how am I gonna go
into work with this
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fucking thing floating around?!
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I never even heard
of that magazine before.
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I bet nobody even read it.
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Saying that my wife
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went into a hotel room
with Bill Clinton.
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And then afterwards,
you went and told his trooper
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you wanted to be his girlfriend.
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That is a lie and you know it.
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You went up to the hotel room.
That part wasn't a lie.
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How many times are we gonna
talk about this?
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Everyone we know
is gonna read this!
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About my wife!
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Hey. Hey.
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We can fix this.
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We just got to show 'em
what really happened.
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How?
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Deb knows a lawyer.
He did her divorce.
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[door slams]
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So then, uh,
what's the real story?
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Well, I was working
the registration desk
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for the Quality Management
conference in Little Rock.
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Uh, Governor Clinton
came through the lobby
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and one of his state troopers
told me...
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"The governor would like
to see you in his room."
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So I said, "Gosh, okay." And...
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I went up there. Then...
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Um, we were alone.
Me and Clinton.
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And he said "hi" real friendly,
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uh, started complimenting me.
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Next thing I know, he's...
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getting real close,
trying to kiss on me.
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So I went and sat on a sofa
across the room, trying to...
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show him I'm not interested.
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But then...
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He comes in,
sits right by me and...
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That's... that's when I saw...
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Saw what?
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He'd taken it out, his...
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...uh, his business,
right-right out,
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right out in the air.
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00:21:04,828 --> 00:21:05,873
Um...
262
00:21:10,181 --> 00:21:12,227
And then he asked me to kiss it.
263
00:21:15,186 --> 00:21:16,492
What'd you do?
264
00:21:16,666 --> 00:21:18,668
I said no;
I'm not that kind of girl.
265
00:21:18,842 --> 00:21:21,802
And he said "okay,"
and I walked right out.
266
00:21:21,976 --> 00:21:24,544
I'm from Lonoke.
My daddy was a preacher.
267
00:21:24,718 --> 00:21:27,242
I am not going around to
Quality Management conferences
268
00:21:27,416 --> 00:21:29,200
-giving out oral sex.
-Okay.
269
00:21:29,375 --> 00:21:31,507
-Roger that.
-I am disgusted.
270
00:21:31,681 --> 00:21:34,771
I am upset
and I want an apology.
271
00:21:34,945 --> 00:21:38,862
W-Well, now, the magazine
was clever about
272
00:21:39,036 --> 00:21:40,603
-avoiding your last name.
-No,
273
00:21:40,777 --> 00:21:42,997
I want an apology from him.
274
00:21:43,171 --> 00:21:45,260
The president?
275
00:21:47,088 --> 00:21:51,179
And we'd like a role on
Designing Womenfor Steve.
276
00:21:51,353 --> 00:21:54,313
Yeah, I could be like a-a
love interest for Delta Burke.
277
00:21:54,487 --> 00:21:56,271
You know?
Maybe they could bring me back
278
00:21:56,445 --> 00:21:57,881
if the chemistry is good.
279
00:21:58,055 --> 00:22:00,710
I don't know if you saw
the film Mystery Train,
280
00:22:00,884 --> 00:22:02,669
but Steve played the role
of Elvis.
281
00:22:02,843 --> 00:22:05,715
He's a very talented actor
and we know that
282
00:22:05,889 --> 00:22:07,935
the Clintons are friends with
the couple that make that show.
283
00:22:09,240 --> 00:22:11,808
Uh... o-okay.
284
00:22:11,982 --> 00:22:14,811
I suppose, uh, legally speaking,
285
00:22:14,985 --> 00:22:19,642
this is a, uh,
women's harassment scenario.
286
00:22:19,816 --> 00:22:20,730
That's right.
287
00:22:20,904 --> 00:22:24,473
So, can you help us?
288
00:22:26,040 --> 00:22:28,695
I ain't tough enough to sue the
president of the United States.
289
00:22:28,869 --> 00:22:31,001
I'm gonna be honest with y'all
about that, but...
290
00:22:31,175 --> 00:22:34,091
maybe if we get
some attention on you,
291
00:22:34,265 --> 00:22:36,659
his people'll settle quick
to keep us quiet.
292
00:22:36,833 --> 00:22:38,792
You all right with
some attention?
293
00:22:44,058 --> 00:22:46,147
♪
294
00:22:47,540 --> 00:22:50,325
Bernie, this has ruined
his trip to the Ukraine.
295
00:22:50,499 --> 00:22:52,849
It's the Ukraine-- what's the
best thing that could happen?
296
00:22:53,023 --> 00:22:54,851
Do you not see
that we're paralyzed?
297
00:22:55,025 --> 00:22:56,766
We can't pass a bill. We can't
even get a health care hearing.
298
00:22:56,940 --> 00:22:57,854
BERNIE:
Come on, George.
299
00:22:58,028 --> 00:22:59,290
We have one way out of this
300
00:22:59,465 --> 00:23:01,510
and you're telling him
not to take it.
301
00:23:01,684 --> 00:23:03,425
I know you have an impressive
13 months of experience here
302
00:23:03,599 --> 00:23:05,253
in town, but, George,
I lived through Watergate.
303
00:23:05,427 --> 00:23:06,515
Appointing
an independent counsel
304
00:23:06,689 --> 00:23:08,256
is not a way out of anything.
305
00:23:08,430 --> 00:23:11,477
He did nothing wrong.
We appoint one and this is over
306
00:23:11,651 --> 00:23:13,392
-in six months.
-BERNIE: No, we appoint one, and that person
307
00:23:13,566 --> 00:23:15,916
is under enormous pressure
to come up with something.
308
00:23:16,090 --> 00:23:17,787
Whitewater will just be
the beginning.
309
00:23:17,961 --> 00:23:19,310
They can't just...
310
00:23:19,485 --> 00:23:21,095
They will not stop
until they find a crime.
311
00:23:21,269 --> 00:23:23,619
Do you understand?
They will not stop!
312
00:23:23,793 --> 00:23:24,968
He appoints
an independent counsel,
313
00:23:25,142 --> 00:23:26,840
it destroys his presidency.
314
00:23:42,508 --> 00:23:43,900
You hear that?
315
00:23:45,293 --> 00:23:48,514
If they appoint an independent
counsel, I will have to testify.
316
00:23:48,688 --> 00:23:49,906
You'll be okay.
317
00:23:50,080 --> 00:23:52,213
Oh, Kathleen,
I saw them moving files.
318
00:23:52,387 --> 00:23:53,910
So just say that.
319
00:23:54,084 --> 00:23:55,695
I'm in the eye of a hurricane.
320
00:23:57,218 --> 00:23:58,698
What are you doing?
321
00:23:58,872 --> 00:24:00,308
They told me to
restock the pens.
322
00:24:00,482 --> 00:24:03,050
Oh, God. Will you not just
ask the president
323
00:24:03,224 --> 00:24:05,618
-for a real job?
-I don't know him that well.
324
00:24:05,792 --> 00:24:07,707
-Oh... [scoffs]
-I'm just a donor's wife.
325
00:24:07,881 --> 00:24:10,666
Oh, please. Every Monday
I have to hear about
326
00:24:10,840 --> 00:24:13,277
how you talked to him
at some chichi fundraiser.
327
00:24:13,452 --> 00:24:15,802
While I've been sitting
home alone, watching paint dry.
328
00:24:15,976 --> 00:24:18,979
Well, we've discussed this.
You need to get back out there.
329
00:24:19,153 --> 00:24:21,372
Yeah, me at a singles bar.
They'll be lining up.
330
00:24:21,547 --> 00:24:23,244
-You're so hard on yourself.
-Well, I don't have time
331
00:24:23,418 --> 00:24:24,593
with all the chaos here.
332
00:24:24,767 --> 00:24:26,813
Bernie is a basket case,
I need a lawyer,
333
00:24:26,987 --> 00:24:28,902
and you will not believe
the meeting I just agreed to.
334
00:24:29,076 --> 00:24:30,469
What?
335
00:24:30,643 --> 00:24:32,296
Well, someone told me
that the best way
336
00:24:32,471 --> 00:24:34,342
to protect myself
is to write a book.
337
00:24:34,516 --> 00:24:37,345
Really? How exciting.
338
00:24:38,912 --> 00:24:41,349
It's strategic, Kathleen.
339
00:24:47,094 --> 00:24:51,315
I'm not going to that. Uh-uh.
My client has a book party.
340
00:24:51,490 --> 00:24:54,362
Besides, last time I was in
a room with Lady Bird Johnson,
341
00:24:54,536 --> 00:24:57,408
she tried to push me
down a flight of stairs. Ha!
342
00:24:57,583 --> 00:25:00,063
Did I say I didn't deserve it?
[chuckles]
343
00:25:00,237 --> 00:25:01,369
Oh, gotta go.
344
00:25:01,543 --> 00:25:04,677
I think I see my 4:00.
345
00:25:05,721 --> 00:25:06,940
Ah.
346
00:25:08,942 --> 00:25:10,509
So...
347
00:25:13,555 --> 00:25:14,904
Was it murder?
348
00:25:15,078 --> 00:25:17,080
Oh, no. I have no reason
to believe that.
349
00:25:17,254 --> 00:25:18,908
But he was
sleeping with Hillary.
350
00:25:19,082 --> 00:25:21,737
Vince Foster
was a faithful husband
351
00:25:21,911 --> 00:25:23,739
who tragically
committed suicide.
352
00:25:23,913 --> 00:25:25,741
It was very sad.
353
00:25:25,915 --> 00:25:29,528
Huh. You know,
sad doesn't sell books.
354
00:25:29,702 --> 00:25:32,139
I'm sorry, ma'am,
this is a nonsmoking section.
355
00:25:32,313 --> 00:25:34,271
Oh, fantastic.
356
00:25:34,445 --> 00:25:37,927
The whole earth is becoming
Berkeley, California.
357
00:25:38,101 --> 00:25:41,975
So, what can you give me?
358
00:25:42,149 --> 00:25:44,151
Well...
359
00:25:45,674 --> 00:25:46,893
There's the president.
360
00:25:47,067 --> 00:25:48,851
-Let me guess.
-[Linda chuckles]
361
00:25:49,025 --> 00:25:50,418
There's this cute little blonde.
362
00:25:50,592 --> 00:25:52,681
She was a stewardess
on his campaign plane
363
00:25:52,855 --> 00:25:54,814
and it appears that
someone deemed that
364
00:25:54,988 --> 00:25:57,904
sufficient experience for a job
in the West Wing.
365
00:25:58,078 --> 00:25:59,514
What's her name?
366
00:26:02,386 --> 00:26:04,214
If you're doing this, dear,
you're doing it.
367
00:26:04,388 --> 00:26:05,520
That means names.
368
00:26:05,694 --> 00:26:07,783
-I can use a pseudonym.
-Linda.
369
00:26:07,957 --> 00:26:11,091
I sold Kitty Kelley books, till
she went fucking nuts on me.
370
00:26:11,265 --> 00:26:14,137
Worst client I ever had,
but she was big.
371
00:26:14,311 --> 00:26:17,837
Nancy Reagan, unauthorized;
Liz Taylor, unauthorized.
372
00:26:18,011 --> 00:26:23,146
Everyone read those.
Point is, I do big books.
373
00:26:23,320 --> 00:26:25,975
Some little anonymous something
that no one will care about?
374
00:26:26,149 --> 00:26:28,456
That's not why I'm here.
375
00:26:28,630 --> 00:26:32,895
What I Saw in the White House
by Linda Tripp.
376
00:26:33,069 --> 00:26:35,376
That's why I'm here.
377
00:26:37,770 --> 00:26:40,468
-Thank you.
-My job in the West Wing
378
00:26:40,642 --> 00:26:42,601
is very important to me.
379
00:26:44,254 --> 00:26:45,865
There's real money on the table.
380
00:26:46,039 --> 00:26:47,475
I'd be fired.
381
00:26:49,085 --> 00:26:50,565
I have two kids.
382
00:26:50,739 --> 00:26:53,046
I'm talking six figures
if you strike now.
383
00:26:54,525 --> 00:26:55,701
Think about it.
384
00:26:57,703 --> 00:27:00,140
Though you should know, you're
not my only meeting today.
385
00:27:00,314 --> 00:27:01,881
This week is CPAC.
386
00:27:02,055 --> 00:27:04,579
There's a whole horde
of Clinton haters in town
387
00:27:04,753 --> 00:27:05,972
and they've all got a book.
388
00:27:06,146 --> 00:27:07,756
Bimbos, ex-troopers.
389
00:27:07,930 --> 00:27:09,715
Half of Arkansas is here.
390
00:27:09,889 --> 00:27:12,761
You might have noticed a certain
Kmart spirit in the air.
391
00:27:12,935 --> 00:27:14,894
[both laugh]
392
00:27:15,068 --> 00:27:18,027
I live like I got
nothing to lose, Linda.
393
00:27:18,201 --> 00:27:20,334
I recommend it.
394
00:27:26,209 --> 00:27:28,342
I've never even heard
of this CPAC.
395
00:27:28,516 --> 00:27:30,083
Oh, it's big.
396
00:27:30,257 --> 00:27:31,824
Each year they gather the best
conservative minds
397
00:27:31,998 --> 00:27:34,653
in the country
to opine on the issues.
398
00:27:36,785 --> 00:27:38,831
[chuckles]
399
00:27:42,356 --> 00:27:44,358
♪
400
00:27:50,756 --> 00:27:52,235
Baby, did you
bring the credit card?
401
00:27:52,409 --> 00:27:55,282
-Why?
-'Cause we gotta buy all this shit.
402
00:27:57,676 --> 00:28:01,331
My client, Paula Jones,
has come to Washington today
403
00:28:01,505 --> 00:28:05,248
to share what really happened
on May 8, 1991,
404
00:28:05,422 --> 00:28:08,425
when Bill Clinton
interrupted her workday
405
00:28:08,599 --> 00:28:10,427
and invited her
to a private room.
406
00:28:10,601 --> 00:28:12,778
Today I can reveal
that in that room,
407
00:28:12,952 --> 00:28:16,085
the governor made
unwanted sexual advances,
408
00:28:16,259 --> 00:28:18,218
each of which
Mrs. Jones rebuffed.
409
00:28:18,392 --> 00:28:20,046
Let me say,
410
00:28:20,220 --> 00:28:23,745
she is not here today to
satisfy any prurient interests.
411
00:28:23,919 --> 00:28:25,225
Out of respect
for the first family
412
00:28:25,399 --> 00:28:27,096
and for what Mrs. Jones
has been through,
413
00:28:27,270 --> 00:28:29,011
she will not be getting
into any descriptions
414
00:28:29,185 --> 00:28:31,187
of what happened in the room.
415
00:28:31,361 --> 00:28:32,449
-What?
-Wait a minute.
416
00:28:32,623 --> 00:28:33,929
-What?
-What are we here for?
417
00:28:34,103 --> 00:28:35,104
DANNY: Now I open
the floor to questions.
418
00:28:35,278 --> 00:28:36,584
REPORTER 1:
What happened?
419
00:28:36,758 --> 00:28:38,760
REPORTER 2: Did you have
anything to drink?
420
00:28:38,934 --> 00:28:41,371
-DANNY: One at a time, please.
-[microphone feedback]
421
00:28:41,545 --> 00:28:43,634
[chuckles nervously]
422
00:28:43,809 --> 00:28:45,201
REPORTER 1:
Why did you wait to come forward?
423
00:28:45,375 --> 00:28:47,247
REPORTER 2:
Did you have anything to drink?
424
00:28:47,421 --> 00:28:48,727
-[others clamoring]
-Did you have a good time with him?
425
00:28:48,901 --> 00:28:49,989
What happened in that room?
I mean,
426
00:28:50,163 --> 00:28:51,338
that's what we're here for,
right?
427
00:28:51,512 --> 00:28:53,079
REPORTER 3:
Was there touching?
428
00:28:53,253 --> 00:28:56,386
-What did the governor do?
-Bill Clinton...
429
00:28:57,605 --> 00:29:01,827
...presented himself to me in
a very unprofessional manner.
430
00:29:02,001 --> 00:29:05,961
I would call it...
sexual harassment.
431
00:29:06,135 --> 00:29:07,615
Did he touch you?
432
00:29:07,789 --> 00:29:10,574
I will leave that-- I-I will
not speak on that.
433
00:29:10,749 --> 00:29:12,272
Did he expose himself?
434
00:29:12,446 --> 00:29:15,101
-I can't speak on that.
-Well, what can you tell us?
435
00:29:19,366 --> 00:29:22,282
It is wrong that...
436
00:29:22,456 --> 00:29:24,327
a woman can't not--
437
00:29:24,501 --> 00:29:26,852
[clears throat] a woman can't
work in the workplace,
438
00:29:27,026 --> 00:29:29,028
be harassed, um...
439
00:29:29,202 --> 00:29:30,681
by a figure that high.
440
00:29:30,856 --> 00:29:32,814
REPORTER 3:
You say workplace,
441
00:29:32,988 --> 00:29:35,643
but you and the governor were in
a private hotel room, correct?
442
00:29:37,036 --> 00:29:39,038
Why did you agree
to go up there?
443
00:29:39,212 --> 00:29:41,344
I just thought the governor
wants to see me.
444
00:29:41,518 --> 00:29:42,824
That-That's an honor.
445
00:29:42,998 --> 00:29:44,565
[laughter]
446
00:29:44,739 --> 00:29:49,309
So you expected what?
A meeting on state affairs?
447
00:29:49,483 --> 00:29:51,964
[laughter]
448
00:29:53,922 --> 00:29:56,359
Well, I don't know,
but I-I know that he shouldn't
449
00:29:56,533 --> 00:29:58,535
have brought me up there
for that and he needs
450
00:29:58,709 --> 00:30:01,451
to apologize
for-for what he did.
451
00:30:01,625 --> 00:30:03,714
You still haven't
said what he did.
452
00:30:03,889 --> 00:30:07,240
He asked you to have sex
with him, yes?
453
00:30:09,808 --> 00:30:12,549
-A type of sex.
-Uh, what type?
454
00:30:12,723 --> 00:30:16,205
Just so I understand,
we've all been called here
455
00:30:16,379 --> 00:30:17,859
to this big press conference
about something
456
00:30:18,033 --> 00:30:19,513
Bill Clinton did to her,
457
00:30:19,687 --> 00:30:22,298
but she basically won't say
a single thing he did.
458
00:30:22,472 --> 00:30:26,476
I-I appreciate your concern,
but as I said,
459
00:30:26,650 --> 00:30:28,739
Paula is not going to be
giving a blow-by-blow.
460
00:30:28,914 --> 00:30:30,567
-[laughter]
-Okay. Come on, now.
461
00:30:30,741 --> 00:30:33,483
All right, all right, enough,
enough; I have a question.
462
00:30:33,657 --> 00:30:36,008
This sexual act he wanted,
463
00:30:36,182 --> 00:30:39,881
was it something
that you could perform
464
00:30:40,055 --> 00:30:42,579
without taking your clothes off?
465
00:30:42,753 --> 00:30:44,581
-[laughter]
-We're not getting into that.
466
00:30:44,755 --> 00:30:46,148
-Last few questions.
-REPORTER: Did he expose himself?
467
00:30:46,322 --> 00:30:47,323
-Who paid your way here?
-Did you vote for him?
468
00:30:47,497 --> 00:30:49,064
DANNY:
One at a time.
469
00:30:49,238 --> 00:30:51,023
I'll just be direct.
470
00:30:51,197 --> 00:30:54,853
Did the governor ask you
to perform fellatio?
471
00:30:58,160 --> 00:31:00,641
[quietly]:
Um, what is fellatio?
472
00:31:00,815 --> 00:31:02,164
[laughter]
473
00:31:02,338 --> 00:31:04,253
-Okay, no more questions.
-Unbelievable.
474
00:31:04,427 --> 00:31:06,865
-Hold on a second.
-[others clamoring]
475
00:31:07,039 --> 00:31:10,129
REPORTER:
Wow. Nothing. Nothing. All right, then.
476
00:31:12,653 --> 00:31:14,960
♪
477
00:31:27,146 --> 00:31:28,887
["Gin and Juice"
by Snoop Dogg playing]
478
00:31:29,061 --> 00:31:30,845
♪ With so much drama
in the LBC♪
479
00:31:31,019 --> 00:31:33,282
♪ It's kind of hard being
Snoop D-O-double-G♪
480
00:31:33,456 --> 00:31:34,370
♪ But I, somehow...♪
481
00:31:34,544 --> 00:31:37,373
Excuse me.
Thank you.
482
00:31:37,547 --> 00:31:39,680
♪ Like every single day,
may I...♪
483
00:31:39,854 --> 00:31:41,595
Kathleen?
484
00:31:41,769 --> 00:31:43,205
Do you have lipstick?
485
00:31:43,379 --> 00:31:44,293
♪ Make a few ends as I bre...♪
486
00:31:44,467 --> 00:31:46,948
Kathleen, what happened?
487
00:31:47,122 --> 00:31:48,384
I did what you said.
488
00:31:48,558 --> 00:31:52,214
-I asked Bill for a job.
-And?
489
00:31:52,388 --> 00:31:54,086
And he kissed me.
490
00:31:58,003 --> 00:31:59,308
What did you do?
491
00:31:59,482 --> 00:32:01,658
It happened so fast.
Suddenly his aide
492
00:32:01,832 --> 00:32:03,791
was knocking on the door
we were up against.
493
00:32:03,965 --> 00:32:06,794
-Kathleen.
-And then it-it stopped and I-I rushed out.
494
00:32:06,968 --> 00:32:08,927
-Through the Oval?
-BERNIE: Linda.
495
00:32:09,101 --> 00:32:10,276
I need to speak with you.
496
00:32:14,367 --> 00:32:15,934
[door closes]
497
00:32:19,241 --> 00:32:21,330
I'm handing in my resignation
498
00:32:21,504 --> 00:32:23,463
and I wanted to
let you know that.
499
00:32:26,857 --> 00:32:28,816
What's going to happen to me?
500
00:32:31,558 --> 00:32:33,299
I don't know.
501
00:32:40,045 --> 00:32:42,482
-[door opens and closes]
-[sighs]
502
00:32:44,484 --> 00:32:48,009
PAULA:
...presented himself to me in a very unprofessional manner.
503
00:32:48,183 --> 00:32:52,013
I would call it...
sexual harassment.
504
00:32:52,187 --> 00:32:53,884
-Oh, dear.
-REPORTER: Did he touch you?
505
00:32:54,059 --> 00:32:55,669
-[scoffs] The hair.
-[chuckles]
506
00:32:55,843 --> 00:32:58,063
I will not speak on that.
507
00:32:58,237 --> 00:33:00,543
-REPORTER 2:
Did he expose himself? -I can't speak on that.
508
00:33:00,717 --> 00:33:03,459
-Coulter, who sent you this?
-George Conway.
509
00:33:03,633 --> 00:33:05,157
You think she could be the one?
510
00:33:05,331 --> 00:33:07,637
-Certainly needs media training.
-Don't care about media.
511
00:33:07,811 --> 00:33:09,335
Just need her to sue.
512
00:33:09,509 --> 00:33:11,119
We want him under oath.
513
00:33:11,293 --> 00:33:12,381
Why?
514
00:33:12,555 --> 00:33:13,426
PAULA:
...in the workplace...
515
00:33:13,600 --> 00:33:15,341
Because he's Bill Clinton.
516
00:33:15,515 --> 00:33:17,082
He'll lie.
517
00:33:17,256 --> 00:33:18,822
REPORTER:
You say workplace,
518
00:33:18,997 --> 00:33:20,215
but you and the governor
were in a private...
519
00:33:20,389 --> 00:33:23,175
-Who is she working with?
-That guy.
520
00:33:23,349 --> 00:33:25,960
PAULA: I just thought the
governor wants to see me.
521
00:33:26,134 --> 00:33:28,223
Let's get her some real lawyers.
522
00:33:28,397 --> 00:33:30,356
♪
523
00:33:34,186 --> 00:33:36,579
Good news:
we have direct relationships
524
00:33:36,753 --> 00:33:38,190
with the president's lawyers.
525
00:33:38,364 --> 00:33:39,887
We're going to get you
your apology.
526
00:33:41,628 --> 00:33:43,412
We can't tell you how much
we appreciate y'all
527
00:33:43,586 --> 00:33:44,979
reaching out to take this over.
528
00:33:45,153 --> 00:33:46,502
Happy to help.
529
00:33:46,676 --> 00:33:48,374
Now, I have to tell you,
530
00:33:48,548 --> 00:33:50,550
they may not want to do this
the easy way.
531
00:33:50,724 --> 00:33:54,032
In that case, we should be ready
to go down a different path.
532
00:33:55,642 --> 00:33:58,166
-What kind of path?
-Your sexual harassment claim
533
00:33:58,340 --> 00:34:00,647
has a three-year
statute of limitations.
534
00:34:00,821 --> 00:34:03,867
That's this Friday,
which means you have about
535
00:34:04,042 --> 00:34:06,218
80 hours left
to sue the president.
536
00:34:07,349 --> 00:34:10,048
Well, but I just
want an apology.
537
00:34:10,222 --> 00:34:13,225
I know. I think, to get one,
538
00:34:13,399 --> 00:34:15,227
you might have
to file a lawsuit.
539
00:34:15,401 --> 00:34:16,402
We're not afraid of that.
540
00:34:17,707 --> 00:34:22,669
Look, if they're smart,
they'll settle.
541
00:34:25,672 --> 00:34:28,588
Before we talk to them,
anything else we should know?
542
00:34:28,762 --> 00:34:31,852
I think Paula has been
plenty open with us.
543
00:34:32,026 --> 00:34:35,769
CAMMARATA:
Oh, yeah, just-just curious if there's anything else.
544
00:34:37,162 --> 00:34:38,424
Like what?
545
00:34:41,731 --> 00:34:45,170
I can draw it, his...
546
00:34:45,344 --> 00:34:46,606
area.
547
00:35:03,318 --> 00:35:05,277
[Paula sighs]
548
00:35:05,451 --> 00:35:06,800
[pen scribbling]
549
00:35:06,974 --> 00:35:10,108
[inhales, grunts softly]
550
00:35:19,160 --> 00:35:20,553
[clicks tongue]
551
00:35:22,772 --> 00:35:24,557
[Steve exhales]
552
00:35:37,352 --> 00:35:39,746
It takes a dramatic turn.
553
00:35:39,920 --> 00:35:41,922
♪
554
00:35:48,058 --> 00:35:49,843
[whirring, grinding]
555
00:35:53,194 --> 00:35:54,500
[whirring stops]
556
00:35:54,674 --> 00:35:58,068
I have an idea
about my situation.
557
00:35:58,243 --> 00:36:01,376
You want a job;
I want to keep my job;
558
00:36:01,550 --> 00:36:05,337
you have connections; I have
experience-- so how about this?
559
00:36:05,511 --> 00:36:07,252
You get us a meeting
with the incoming
560
00:36:07,426 --> 00:36:10,472
White House counsel and
I tell them to hire us both.
561
00:36:10,646 --> 00:36:12,431
Package deal.
562
00:36:13,475 --> 00:36:15,564
Oh. That's a neat idea.
563
00:36:15,738 --> 00:36:17,784
[chuckles]
564
00:36:20,090 --> 00:36:21,875
[whirring resumes]
565
00:36:22,049 --> 00:36:24,399
My secretary Cheryl
566
00:36:24,573 --> 00:36:27,097
tells me that
you'd like to stay on
567
00:36:27,272 --> 00:36:29,709
in the counsel's office
after we take over.
568
00:36:29,883 --> 00:36:31,493
Is that correct?
569
00:36:31,667 --> 00:36:32,842
I bet it's been wonderful
570
00:36:33,016 --> 00:36:34,496
working for dear
Bernie Nussbaum.
571
00:36:34,670 --> 00:36:36,672
Mr. Cutler, first of all,
let me say thank you
572
00:36:36,846 --> 00:36:37,934
for meeting with us.
573
00:36:38,108 --> 00:36:39,588
Now, a little bit about me.
574
00:36:39,762 --> 00:36:41,808
I'm a multi-decade veteran
575
00:36:41,982 --> 00:36:43,766
of the civil service, having
worked at the highest levels
576
00:36:43,940 --> 00:36:47,292
of the executive and military,
including a stint at Fort Bragg,
577
00:36:47,466 --> 00:36:50,599
during which I had top secret
clearance working for a division
578
00:36:50,773 --> 00:36:53,123
of the Army so classified,
it technically doesn't exist.
579
00:36:53,298 --> 00:36:55,300
So Delta Force.
580
00:36:57,127 --> 00:36:59,173
I can neither confirm nor deny.
581
00:37:00,174 --> 00:37:02,655
-[chuckles]
-But what I can say is this,
582
00:37:02,829 --> 00:37:05,484
Kathleen and I will ensure
that the counsel's office
583
00:37:05,658 --> 00:37:09,270
undergoes a seamless changeover
from Mr. Nussbaum to you.
584
00:37:09,444 --> 00:37:11,403
Why is it you want to stay?
585
00:37:11,577 --> 00:37:15,798
Well, we feel-- we both feel
that we can be very helpful.
586
00:37:15,972 --> 00:37:18,410
We possess
institutional knowledge.
587
00:37:18,584 --> 00:37:20,020
I was speaking
to my former colleague
588
00:37:20,194 --> 00:37:22,022
James Schaefer recently.
589
00:37:22,196 --> 00:37:23,676
I'm sure you know James.
590
00:37:25,895 --> 00:37:29,159
Well, under President Bush,
James was special assistant
591
00:37:29,334 --> 00:37:31,597
to the deputy assistant
for Public Liaison,
592
00:37:31,771 --> 00:37:34,730
working alongside
my dear friend Tony Snow,
593
00:37:34,904 --> 00:37:37,298
with whom I imagine
you are familiar.
594
00:37:37,472 --> 00:37:40,388
Tony Snow from Rush Limbaugh?
595
00:37:41,737 --> 00:37:44,827
James pointed out that
one of my strengths
596
00:37:45,001 --> 00:37:47,177
is my high level of comfort
in the West Wing environment.
597
00:37:47,352 --> 00:37:50,529
I can help you navigate
the, uh, complex,
598
00:37:50,703 --> 00:37:52,835
difficult personalities
of this administration--
599
00:37:53,009 --> 00:37:55,490
and fingers crossed-- we'll have
a little less turbulence
600
00:37:55,664 --> 00:37:56,883
under your leadership.
601
00:37:57,057 --> 00:37:59,277
I don't know if you know
Mr. Nussbaum,
602
00:37:59,451 --> 00:38:02,541
but he's not always
the most organized.
603
00:38:06,022 --> 00:38:08,329
Bernie's a wonderful lawyer.
604
00:38:08,503 --> 00:38:10,679
Oh, of course, absolutely.
605
00:38:10,853 --> 00:38:12,942
I always thought he was so nice.
606
00:38:13,116 --> 00:38:14,683
Kathleen would drop in
to our suite on occasion.
607
00:38:14,857 --> 00:38:18,687
Oh, Lloyd, we should get back.
You have that call.
608
00:38:18,861 --> 00:38:21,995
-Sorry to have to wrap up.
-Uh, not at all.
609
00:38:22,169 --> 00:38:24,432
Is there anything else that
would be helpful to know?
610
00:38:24,606 --> 00:38:27,566
We'll certainly do our best.
611
00:38:31,787 --> 00:38:33,746
♪
612
00:38:36,836 --> 00:38:41,014
That you'd made a drawing
or the president's genital area
613
00:38:41,188 --> 00:38:43,538
certainly
gave his lawyers pause.
614
00:38:43,712 --> 00:38:45,497
CAMMARATA:
Very helpful.
615
00:38:47,934 --> 00:38:52,982
But ultimately, talking to them
even late into last night,
616
00:38:53,156 --> 00:38:55,202
we can't come to terms.
617
00:39:00,642 --> 00:39:05,212
So, Paula, we're down to
our last few hours.
618
00:39:05,386 --> 00:39:07,083
You have a decision to make.
619
00:39:07,257 --> 00:39:10,565
Is there anything in your past
you don't want coming out?
620
00:39:10,739 --> 00:39:14,134
Anything at all?
Because it will.
621
00:39:15,396 --> 00:39:16,702
There's nothing.
622
00:39:19,400 --> 00:39:20,532
[clears throat softly]
623
00:39:24,579 --> 00:39:25,667
Baby girl.
624
00:39:25,841 --> 00:39:27,887
I love you.
625
00:39:37,984 --> 00:39:39,246
I love you, too.
626
00:39:43,163 --> 00:39:45,252
[sighs]
627
00:39:46,688 --> 00:39:48,951
[inhales deeply]
628
00:39:49,125 --> 00:39:51,258
I can't let him
get away with it.
629
00:39:51,432 --> 00:39:55,567
Today we filed a complaint with
the United States District Court
630
00:39:55,741 --> 00:39:59,092
on behalf of Paula Corbin Jones,
631
00:39:59,266 --> 00:40:02,878
charging William Clinton with
sexual harassment and violation
632
00:40:03,052 --> 00:40:05,794
of her equal protection
and due process rights.
633
00:40:05,968 --> 00:40:08,406
This case will be tried
in the courtroom
634
00:40:08,580 --> 00:40:10,930
and not in the media.
Thank you.
635
00:40:11,104 --> 00:40:13,280
You're two distinguished D.C.
lawyers-- who connected you
636
00:40:13,454 --> 00:40:14,847
to Paula Jones?
637
00:40:15,021 --> 00:40:17,502
How did you end up here
in Arkansas?
638
00:40:17,676 --> 00:40:19,547
We took a plane.
639
00:40:20,548 --> 00:40:22,463
What is your next step? What are
you expecting the president
640
00:40:22,637 --> 00:40:23,682
-to say?
Sir!
641
00:40:36,390 --> 00:40:39,567
What is this?
Where's Leslie?
642
00:40:39,741 --> 00:40:42,396
You just missed her.
She left early.
643
00:40:46,748 --> 00:40:48,533
-Leslie.
-Oh.
644
00:40:48,707 --> 00:40:51,536
-Linda, you scared me.
-What is this?
645
00:40:51,710 --> 00:40:54,452
-It's a promotion.
-It's the Pentagon.
646
00:40:54,626 --> 00:40:56,366
I've been in this system
22 years.
647
00:40:56,541 --> 00:40:59,718
Moving from the White House to
the Pentagon is not a promotion.
648
00:40:59,892 --> 00:41:03,199
It's a $20,000-a-year raise
and you'll be in Public Affairs.
649
00:41:03,373 --> 00:41:05,288
You'll be putting this on hold
while I get to the bottom of it.
650
00:41:05,463 --> 00:41:06,681
I need to speak
to Lloyd Cutler again.
651
00:41:06,855 --> 00:41:08,378
If this is about Kathleen,
652
00:41:08,553 --> 00:41:10,119
she's just shifting
from volunteer
653
00:41:10,293 --> 00:41:12,165
to an entry-level position.
654
00:41:13,166 --> 00:41:14,472
Kathleen?
655
00:41:16,386 --> 00:41:18,824
-[door closes]
-What do you mean shifting?
656
00:41:18,998 --> 00:41:21,174
Kathleen will be working
in counsel's office
657
00:41:21,348 --> 00:41:22,436
under Lloyd Cutler.
658
00:41:22,610 --> 00:41:23,655
In my job?!
659
00:41:23,829 --> 00:41:25,047
Well, no, not your...
660
00:41:25,221 --> 00:41:26,527
I mean, I'm being sent
to Siberia.
661
00:41:26,701 --> 00:41:28,181
It's about three miles away.
662
00:41:28,355 --> 00:41:30,052
A-And Kathleen, who has
the secretarial experience
663
00:41:30,226 --> 00:41:31,227
of a radish...
664
00:41:31,401 --> 00:41:33,578
It's an entry-level position.
665
00:41:42,238 --> 00:41:44,893
Leslie. You know
what I've always thought?
666
00:41:45,067 --> 00:41:46,808
You're about as sharp
as a marble,
667
00:41:46,982 --> 00:41:48,331
so you go ahead and drive home.
668
00:41:48,506 --> 00:41:51,944
I'm going up to the OEOB
to talk to your superior
669
00:41:52,118 --> 00:41:53,815
because something very wrong
has happened here.
670
00:41:53,989 --> 00:41:56,383
Linda, we tried to keep you.
671
00:41:56,557 --> 00:41:58,690
We went out of our way.
672
00:41:58,864 --> 00:42:00,953
We asked all around
the White House.
673
00:42:02,128 --> 00:42:04,478
No one wants you here.
674
00:42:18,840 --> 00:42:20,886
♪
675
00:42:33,986 --> 00:42:34,987
Can we talk?
676
00:42:35,161 --> 00:42:36,684
[laughs]
677
00:42:36,858 --> 00:42:39,600
-Linda, please...
-You know, I was a good soldier.
678
00:42:39,774 --> 00:42:42,516
When the election happened
and these people showed up
679
00:42:42,690 --> 00:42:45,040
with their total lack
of respect for this institution
680
00:42:45,214 --> 00:42:46,781
and their obvious contempt
for half the country.
681
00:42:46,955 --> 00:42:48,827
Through everything-- the sleaze,
682
00:42:49,001 --> 00:42:52,526
the pizza parties on casual
Fridays-- I bit my tongue
683
00:42:52,700 --> 00:42:54,049
and did my job
684
00:42:54,223 --> 00:42:56,051
as a civil servant
who was foolish enough
685
00:42:56,225 --> 00:42:58,488
to believe that
my sterling reputation
686
00:42:58,663 --> 00:43:01,840
for professionalism
and integrity still mattered.
687
00:43:02,014 --> 00:43:04,930
Linda, you have to know
that I feel awful.
688
00:43:06,148 --> 00:43:08,977
I thought we were women
supporting each other.
689
00:43:09,151 --> 00:43:12,502
I was trying to help you and
then I walked into that meeting
690
00:43:12,677 --> 00:43:15,941
with my job and you walked out
with it right under my nose.
691
00:43:16,115 --> 00:43:18,160
It wasn't up to me.
692
00:43:18,334 --> 00:43:19,814
Oh, do me the favor
of respecting
693
00:43:19,988 --> 00:43:21,511
-my intelligence.
-Linda.
694
00:43:21,686 --> 00:43:23,296
They can pay me a fraction
of what they pay you.
695
00:43:23,470 --> 00:43:25,515
No one is auditing
the White House
696
00:43:25,690 --> 00:43:27,561
secretarial budget, Kathleen.
697
00:43:27,735 --> 00:43:30,782
It's the federal government.
The stapler cost $200.
698
00:43:30,956 --> 00:43:32,914
You know how I know that?
Because I paid my dues.
699
00:43:33,088 --> 00:43:35,134
I'm not here because
I married a rich guy.
700
00:43:36,657 --> 00:43:39,138
-Okay. Okay.
-Of course, that's not what got you my job, is it?
701
00:43:39,312 --> 00:43:42,707
No, we all know why I'm being
fired and you get to stay.
702
00:43:42,881 --> 00:43:46,493
-Linda...
-You got my job because the president wants you around.
703
00:43:46,667 --> 00:43:48,974
You know that and I know that.
704
00:43:49,148 --> 00:43:51,498
In fact, the president knows
I know a lot.
705
00:43:56,546 --> 00:44:00,812
The president
has no idea who you are!
706
00:44:16,523 --> 00:44:18,525
I will get you for this.
707
00:44:26,098 --> 00:44:28,100
♪
708
00:44:33,409 --> 00:44:36,108
[camera clicking]
709
00:44:39,589 --> 00:44:41,635
[whirring]
710
00:44:54,648 --> 00:44:57,085
Tripp. Linda.
711
00:44:57,259 --> 00:44:59,479
Let me take you to
your work station.
712
00:45:03,352 --> 00:45:06,051
[phones ringing]
713
00:45:21,762 --> 00:45:23,416
Can I have a word?
714
00:45:26,462 --> 00:45:28,508
As you know,
I have been transferred
715
00:45:28,682 --> 00:45:31,032
from a high-level position
in the West Wing.
716
00:45:32,164 --> 00:45:35,210
I'll be blunt-- I know
too much about Whitewater.
717
00:45:35,384 --> 00:45:37,473
It's a near certainty
I'll be called to testify.
718
00:45:37,647 --> 00:45:40,563
I need a private office
so I can prepare.
719
00:45:40,738 --> 00:45:43,741
-Oh. I see.
-[chuckles]
720
00:45:43,915 --> 00:45:45,003
No.
721
00:45:48,136 --> 00:45:51,009
[keys clacking]
722
00:46:09,984 --> 00:46:11,943
Hello, Nancy.
723
00:46:12,117 --> 00:46:13,727
It's Linda Tripp.
724
00:46:14,815 --> 00:46:16,338
Allison's mom.
725
00:46:17,687 --> 00:46:19,298
Listen, I'm not going
to be able to do
726
00:46:19,472 --> 00:46:20,821
that carpool switch, after all.
727
00:46:20,995 --> 00:46:22,170
I'm contending
with the new commute,
728
00:46:22,344 --> 00:46:24,042
and it's an absolute debacle.
729
00:46:27,959 --> 00:46:30,396
All right.
Thank you so much.
730
00:46:30,570 --> 00:46:32,485
Bye-bye now.
731
00:46:32,659 --> 00:46:37,055
Please don't listen to my calls.
It's tremendously inappropriate.
732
00:46:46,281 --> 00:46:48,675
[quiet chatter]
733
00:47:05,910 --> 00:47:07,781
[keys clacking]
734
00:47:13,874 --> 00:47:15,310
WILLIE:
Can I help you?
735
00:47:16,442 --> 00:47:19,488
Pardon me, sorry; I'm looking
for Assistant Secretary Bacon.
736
00:47:19,662 --> 00:47:21,055
You must be Monica.
737
00:47:21,229 --> 00:47:23,492
-Hi, I'm Willie.
-Hi.
738
00:47:23,666 --> 00:47:25,843
-Let me get you all set up.
-Thank you.
739
00:47:35,200 --> 00:47:38,333
That's Mr. Bacon's office.
He'll be in soon.
740
00:47:38,507 --> 00:47:40,205
Just got back from Bosnia
last night.
741
00:47:40,379 --> 00:47:43,599
-You can set up right here.
-Thank you so much.
742
00:47:43,773 --> 00:47:46,385
I'm happy to get started
on anything Mr. Bacon needs.
743
00:47:46,559 --> 00:47:49,257
Why don't you dig into these
SOP books while you're waiting.
744
00:47:49,431 --> 00:47:51,216
Welcome to
the Department of Defense.
745
00:48:12,933 --> 00:48:14,979
[cash register beeping]
746
00:48:23,030 --> 00:48:24,292
CASHIER:
Next in line.
747
00:48:24,466 --> 00:48:25,685
[cash register beeping]
748
00:48:31,038 --> 00:48:33,780
[sniffs]
749
00:48:33,954 --> 00:48:36,130
God, what is that smell?
750
00:48:36,304 --> 00:48:37,958
[keys clacking]
751
00:48:38,132 --> 00:48:40,308
Is anyone else smelling that?
752
00:48:40,482 --> 00:48:42,702
They're doing
electrical work, Linda.
753
00:48:47,185 --> 00:48:49,100
[sighs]
754
00:48:50,318 --> 00:48:52,538
[crunching]
755
00:48:52,712 --> 00:48:54,975
[keys clacking]
756
00:48:55,149 --> 00:48:56,281
[Linda chewing]
757
00:49:00,372 --> 00:49:01,634
[crunching]
758
00:49:04,550 --> 00:49:06,334
I can hear you chewing.
759
00:49:06,508 --> 00:49:08,206
This is how I chew.
760
00:49:09,685 --> 00:49:10,904
[sighs]
761
00:49:11,078 --> 00:49:12,471
[keys clacking]
762
00:49:18,433 --> 00:49:20,479
[chuckles softly]
763
00:49:34,536 --> 00:49:35,624
What now, Linda?
764
00:49:35,798 --> 00:49:38,062
There are fumes in my cubicle.
765
00:49:38,236 --> 00:49:40,194
It's an insurmountable
distraction.
766
00:49:40,368 --> 00:49:42,327
Uh-huh.
767
00:49:44,590 --> 00:49:46,505
Only till Harold's back Tuesday.
768
00:49:46,679 --> 00:49:48,986
Send FSD to set up my computer.
769
00:50:06,699 --> 00:50:08,179
[dialing]
770
00:50:11,573 --> 00:50:13,532
[line ringing]
771
00:50:18,450 --> 00:50:20,234
LUCIANNE:
Office of Lucianne Goldberg.
772
00:50:20,408 --> 00:50:21,931
Who, may I ask, is calling?
773
00:50:22,106 --> 00:50:25,587
Uh, this is the civil servant.
774
00:50:25,761 --> 00:50:27,894
From the White House
Counsel's Office.
775
00:50:28,938 --> 00:50:30,592
She'll know who it is.
776
00:50:30,766 --> 00:50:33,595
Linda, it's me.
[chuckles]
777
00:50:33,769 --> 00:50:35,728
My new secretary was a disaster.
778
00:50:35,902 --> 00:50:37,817
I fired her an hour ago.
779
00:50:37,991 --> 00:50:40,863
So, long time, no speak.
780
00:50:41,038 --> 00:50:43,257
What could possibly be going on?
781
00:50:43,431 --> 00:50:45,999
I'm ready to write the book.
782
00:50:46,173 --> 00:50:49,437
About my time
in the White House.
783
00:50:49,611 --> 00:50:52,179
Dear, it brings me
no pleasure to say this,
784
00:50:52,353 --> 00:50:54,312
but you missed the moment.
785
00:50:54,486 --> 00:50:56,618
Everyone's done
their Clinton book.
786
00:50:56,792 --> 00:50:59,882
Every staffer, every aide,
every Appalachian broad
787
00:51:00,057 --> 00:51:03,060
in whom he deposited
his genetic material.
788
00:51:03,234 --> 00:51:06,411
That genre alone could fill
half a Barnes & Noble.
789
00:51:06,585 --> 00:51:11,111
Well, no one's done anything
of any substance about Vince.
790
00:51:11,285 --> 00:51:14,810
Vince? Vince Foster?
Linda, no one cares anymore.
791
00:51:14,984 --> 00:51:17,117
I can sell almost anything,
792
00:51:17,291 --> 00:51:19,772
but I can't sell
stale White House gossip;
793
00:51:19,946 --> 00:51:21,861
that market's so saturated.
794
00:51:22,035 --> 00:51:23,515
-I need something...
-Something current.
795
00:51:23,689 --> 00:51:24,516
Not just current.
796
00:51:24,690 --> 00:51:26,039
Current and inside.
797
00:51:26,213 --> 00:51:28,085
And I mean insideinside.
798
00:51:28,259 --> 00:51:30,609
Now, correct me if I'm wrong,
799
00:51:30,783 --> 00:51:33,525
but that is not you
at this point.
800
00:52:01,683 --> 00:52:04,904
♪
801
00:52:07,602 --> 00:52:10,388
Carl, this isn't right.
802
00:52:10,562 --> 00:52:14,000
I need the number for
the admiral's flag aide.
803
00:52:14,174 --> 00:52:15,828
Goddamn it.
804
00:52:16,872 --> 00:52:19,005
Carl, did you hear me?
805
00:52:19,179 --> 00:52:21,312
I love your poster.
806
00:52:23,531 --> 00:52:25,533
Oh, well, this isn't my office.
807
00:52:25,707 --> 00:52:27,927
There are fumes in my cubicle.
808
00:52:33,411 --> 00:52:34,934
What's happening?
809
00:52:36,370 --> 00:52:37,632
Do you work here?
810
00:52:37,806 --> 00:52:40,331
Oh, um, yeah.
811
00:52:40,505 --> 00:52:42,985
Uh, temporarily.
812
00:52:43,160 --> 00:52:44,596
I'm Monica.
813
00:52:44,770 --> 00:52:46,424
I just got transferred
from the White House.
814
00:52:49,078 --> 00:52:50,732
Where in the White House?
815
00:52:50,906 --> 00:52:52,995
Kind of all over--
East Wing, West Wing.
816
00:52:53,170 --> 00:52:54,867
I started as an intern
and then I got hired
817
00:52:55,041 --> 00:52:56,782
by Legislative Affairs.
818
00:53:03,005 --> 00:53:04,616
We're out of creamer.
819
00:53:06,226 --> 00:53:07,227
[Monica chewing]
820
00:53:07,401 --> 00:53:10,012
You must be someone's pet rock.
821
00:53:10,187 --> 00:53:11,666
-What's a pet rock?
-It just means
822
00:53:11,840 --> 00:53:13,755
somebody in the White House
is looking out for you.
823
00:53:13,929 --> 00:53:15,670
It doesn't feel like it.
824
00:53:15,844 --> 00:53:17,411
Confidential assistant
to the assistant secretary.
825
00:53:17,585 --> 00:53:19,413
And you're so young.
826
00:53:19,587 --> 00:53:20,719
I'm about to turn 23.
827
00:53:20,893 --> 00:53:22,851
-That's not young?
-Not to me.
828
00:53:23,025 --> 00:53:24,375
Oh, God, of course not.
Look at you.
829
00:53:24,549 --> 00:53:26,420
You have the life experience
of a zygote.
830
00:53:26,594 --> 00:53:29,206
Just know, not a few people
in that office covet your job.
831
00:53:29,380 --> 00:53:32,774
[sighs] Well, they can have it.
I'm going back in a few months.
832
00:53:32,948 --> 00:53:36,300
-To the White House?
-Not like it was my idea.
833
00:53:36,474 --> 00:53:38,650
Why did they transfer you?
834
00:53:39,999 --> 00:53:43,959
Um, I don't know.
It's a whole thing.
835
00:53:45,222 --> 00:53:47,441
I just wish I'd brought
from home.
836
00:53:47,615 --> 00:53:50,009
Weight Watchers makes these
amazing meals you can microwave.
837
00:53:50,183 --> 00:53:52,141
Oh, I have seen those
at Safeway.
838
00:53:52,316 --> 00:53:54,274
They're low-fat, so you don't
want to kill yourself later.
839
00:53:54,448 --> 00:53:55,928
-Oh, like you need to worry.
-Are you kidding?
840
00:53:56,102 --> 00:53:57,625
-You're gorgeous.
-Ugh.
841
00:53:57,799 --> 00:53:59,018
Not in Beverly Hills.
842
00:53:59,192 --> 00:54:00,715
Second grade,
they called me Big Mac.
843
00:54:00,889 --> 00:54:03,501
My high school,
they called me Gus.
844
00:54:04,719 --> 00:54:05,938
Gus?
845
00:54:06,112 --> 00:54:08,723
[laughs]
Why? What does that mean?
846
00:54:08,897 --> 00:54:12,597
I don't know.
Nobody ever explained.
847
00:54:14,642 --> 00:54:16,514
Well, joke's on them, Linda.
848
00:54:16,688 --> 00:54:18,559
Look at us.
We're on top of the world.
849
00:54:18,733 --> 00:54:21,649
-[laughs]
-Oh, just kidding.
850
00:54:21,823 --> 00:54:23,825
I cried myself to sleep
every night this week.
851
00:54:23,999 --> 00:54:25,262
I don't want to be here.
852
00:54:25,436 --> 00:54:27,351
No one wants to be here,
but listen,
853
00:54:27,525 --> 00:54:31,485
if I can put on my wisdom hat,
you said this was temporary.
854
00:54:31,659 --> 00:54:34,009
You know?
I can tell you're very bright.
855
00:54:34,183 --> 00:54:36,360
-So bright, I got myself exiled.
-Temporarily.
856
00:54:36,534 --> 00:54:38,536
You can endure anything
knowing it has an end.
857
00:54:38,710 --> 00:54:40,668
I know there's nowhere
like the West Wing.
858
00:54:40,842 --> 00:54:43,497
Believe me, I know.
859
00:54:43,671 --> 00:54:45,499
Where were you
when you were there?
860
00:54:45,673 --> 00:54:47,545
My last stop was
the counsel's office.
861
00:54:47,719 --> 00:54:49,373
We touched everything
at a very high level.
862
00:54:49,547 --> 00:54:52,027
I was the last person
to see Vince Foster alive.
863
00:54:52,201 --> 00:54:54,160
-Oh, wow.
-Before that,
864
00:54:54,334 --> 00:54:56,858
during Bush, I was on a desk
right outside the Oval.
865
00:54:57,032 --> 00:54:58,469
Why was I sent
to the counsel's office?
866
00:54:58,643 --> 00:55:00,471
Well, back in '93,
I was very trim.
867
00:55:00,645 --> 00:55:02,342
I have reason to believe
that Hillary didn't want me
868
00:55:02,516 --> 00:55:05,214
near the president,
if you know what I mean.
869
00:55:05,389 --> 00:55:07,391
Of course, nothing was worse
than the day I was sent here.
870
00:55:07,565 --> 00:55:10,045
Stabbed in the back by
a fair-weather friend.
871
00:55:10,219 --> 00:55:12,526
I won't say more.
[scoffs]
872
00:55:12,700 --> 00:55:14,093
Sounds awful.
873
00:55:14,267 --> 00:55:16,138
It was.
874
00:55:16,313 --> 00:55:18,924
It was.
Loyalty is very important to me.
875
00:55:19,098 --> 00:55:22,493
Fair-weather or not, I miss
having friends in Washington.
876
00:55:22,667 --> 00:55:24,582
Most of my intern class
left town
877
00:55:24,756 --> 00:55:28,586
when they weren't hired
and D.C. gets lonely fast.
878
00:55:28,760 --> 00:55:32,024
Well, now you and I
can be miserable together.
879
00:55:32,198 --> 00:55:33,982
[both laugh]
880
00:55:34,156 --> 00:55:37,682
Although, have to say,
you're such a knockout,
881
00:55:37,856 --> 00:55:40,467
I just assumed you'd be
dating some big D.C. player.
882
00:55:40,641 --> 00:55:42,556
-Ah...
-What?
883
00:55:42,730 --> 00:55:45,037
-I'm not dating.
-Why not?
884
00:55:46,778 --> 00:55:48,127
I'm kind of in something.
885
00:55:48,301 --> 00:55:50,042
And yet you feel lonely.
886
00:55:50,216 --> 00:55:51,652
Yes, affirmative.
887
00:55:51,826 --> 00:55:53,611
Well, that's no good.
888
00:55:55,656 --> 00:55:57,310
Tell me about him.
889
00:55:58,529 --> 00:56:02,750
It's, uh, it's just he's,
um, unavailable.
890
00:56:02,924 --> 00:56:04,622
Someone long-distance.
891
00:56:05,666 --> 00:56:07,059
Someone from work.
892
00:56:09,496 --> 00:56:11,150
Someone important?
893
00:56:13,500 --> 00:56:16,155
Is that why they sent you here?
894
00:56:17,765 --> 00:56:19,550
We should get back, right?
895
00:56:19,724 --> 00:56:21,421
Let me let you in
on a little secret.
896
00:56:21,595 --> 00:56:23,771
-Mm, tell me.
-That's Stephen.
897
00:56:23,945 --> 00:56:26,557
Some major
custody battle going on.
898
00:56:26,731 --> 00:56:29,603
Willie is a schmuck.
He's completely ineffective.
899
00:56:29,777 --> 00:56:31,039
Hi, Brenda.
900
00:56:32,171 --> 00:56:35,566
She's going to loathe you since
you're pretty and connected.
901
00:56:35,740 --> 00:56:36,958
That's Colleen.
902
00:56:37,132 --> 00:56:38,656
Apparently,
she's got the herps--
903
00:56:38,830 --> 00:56:40,135
both upstairs and down.
And you know what?
904
00:56:40,309 --> 00:56:41,833
She's also from Los Angeles.
905
00:56:42,007 --> 00:56:43,312
-Oh, really? Where?
-I think she said Glendale.
906
00:56:43,487 --> 00:56:46,098
-Is that it?
-Glendale's never it.
907
00:56:47,316 --> 00:56:48,927
Okay, now that's Susan,
my cubicle mate.
908
00:56:49,101 --> 00:56:50,450
She's sick.
909
00:56:50,624 --> 00:56:52,670
-Oh, no.
-No, I-I mean she's deranged.
910
00:56:52,844 --> 00:56:55,107
Don't make eye contact.
Monica, don't.
911
00:56:55,281 --> 00:56:57,370
Okay, this is me.
912
00:56:57,544 --> 00:56:59,328
Oh. Well, you know where I am.
913
00:56:59,503 --> 00:57:01,069
[sighs]
Almost neighbors.
914
00:57:01,243 --> 00:57:02,767
I should really get back to it.
915
00:57:02,941 --> 00:57:05,247
Look at all the rules
they have about printers.
916
00:57:05,422 --> 00:57:07,554
Look at you, busy bee.
917
00:57:07,728 --> 00:57:09,774
What are you doing
on your calendar?
918
00:57:09,948 --> 00:57:11,166
MONICA:
Oh... [chuckles]
919
00:57:11,340 --> 00:57:12,690
[quietly]:
I-I'm insane.
920
00:57:24,179 --> 00:57:25,442
It's a countdown.
921
00:57:30,664 --> 00:57:32,361
That's when you go back.
922
00:57:33,624 --> 00:57:35,016
I have been
dreading this so much,
923
00:57:35,190 --> 00:57:37,541
but I feel so much better
after today.
924
00:57:38,585 --> 00:57:40,631
You know,
925
00:57:40,805 --> 00:57:44,504
I have always wanted to try
the, um, after-work specials
926
00:57:44,678 --> 00:57:47,942
over by Pentagon City.
You want to get a drink?
927
00:57:48,116 --> 00:57:50,162
I can't tonight. Maybe Monday?
928
00:57:51,163 --> 00:57:52,991
Sure.
929
00:57:53,165 --> 00:57:54,645
It's a date.
930
00:58:15,535 --> 00:58:17,842
♪
931
00:58:33,379 --> 00:58:35,381
♪
932
00:58:39,559 --> 00:58:41,605
[TV playing quietly]
933
00:58:44,738 --> 00:58:46,697
[phone ringing]
934
00:58:50,396 --> 00:58:53,312
[line ringing]
935
00:58:53,486 --> 00:58:56,402
[phone ringing]
936
00:58:58,970 --> 00:59:00,058
[line clicks]
937
00:59:00,232 --> 00:59:01,886
What you got?
938
00:59:02,060 --> 00:59:05,106
What's your definition
of insideinside?
939
00:59:05,280 --> 00:59:06,804
[phone rings]
940
00:59:07,848 --> 00:59:09,415
-Hello?
-BILL: Hey.
941
00:59:11,765 --> 00:59:13,419
Hi, handsome.
942
00:59:15,290 --> 00:59:17,510
How was your first day?
943
01:00:42,726 --> 01:00:45,511
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