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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:32,700 --== McEphie ==-- For latest releases visit moviesnipipay website 2 00:01:05,164 --> 00:01:07,667 Hello, officers. 3 00:01:10,169 --> 00:01:11,921 Is there a problem? 4 00:01:12,672 --> 00:01:14,549 That's what we'd like to know, ma'am. 5 00:01:14,646 --> 00:01:16,500 What's going on here? 6 00:01:18,151 --> 00:01:19,236 Nothing much. 7 00:01:19,896 --> 00:01:21,306 It's the middle of the night, 8 00:01:21,331 --> 00:01:22,867 you're screaming at the top of your lungs. 9 00:01:22,892 --> 00:01:24,143 The music's too loud. 10 00:01:24,168 --> 00:01:26,170 The neighbors are scandalized. 11 00:01:28,449 --> 00:01:30,284 Are you the owner of the unit, ma'am? 12 00:01:33,359 --> 00:01:35,320 Oh, sir, we're very sorry. 13 00:01:35,424 --> 00:01:39,528 PO1, PO2, PO3, I'm really sorry about this. 14 00:01:39,553 --> 00:01:46,222 We're just having a small celebration because I’m getting married! 15 00:01:46,247 --> 00:01:47,307 You're the bride? 16 00:01:47,332 --> 00:01:48,291 Yes! 17 00:01:52,712 --> 00:01:53,421 Oh. 18 00:03:14,622 --> 00:03:16,060 Babe! 19 00:03:16,638 --> 00:03:20,149 Oh my god, I'm so drunk! 20 00:03:20,174 --> 00:03:23,669 Come over here. I miss you so much! 21 00:03:23,935 --> 00:03:27,732 But I'm so excited! I'm gonna get married! 22 00:03:33,438 --> 00:03:35,794 I miss you so much. 23 00:04:18,316 --> 00:04:19,317 Shit! 24 00:04:47,303 --> 00:04:48,679 What happened last night? 25 00:04:51,078 --> 00:04:54,021 Is that a question, or a statement of regret? 26 00:04:54,133 --> 00:04:57,330 Be serious. I wasn't asking. I'm really confused. 27 00:04:57,355 --> 00:04:59,816 Confused about what? 28 00:05:00,999 --> 00:05:03,252 Goddamnit, you always want the pesky details. 29 00:05:03,277 --> 00:05:05,905 Why, of course. I'm a lawyer. I need details. 30 00:05:05,930 --> 00:05:07,224 Okay, fine. 31 00:05:07,249 --> 00:05:11,135 I'm confused as to why we made out with that macho dancer! 32 00:05:11,160 --> 00:05:14,372 Why did you make out with the macho dancer that made out with me? 33 00:05:14,397 --> 00:05:18,290 Why did we lick his right nipple? 34 00:05:18,315 --> 00:05:20,891 Why did we let him fondle our breasts? 35 00:05:21,295 --> 00:05:25,133 Why did we put his cock in our mouth and took turns putting it inside our pussies? 36 00:05:25,158 --> 00:05:26,767 …your honor? 37 00:05:27,041 --> 00:05:29,418 It's simple. Because we wanted to. 38 00:05:31,977 --> 00:05:34,438 That's the thing. Why did we want to? 39 00:05:36,970 --> 00:05:38,496 Oops. Hang on. 40 00:05:38,521 --> 00:05:40,123 Wait. You don't have a license. 41 00:05:40,148 --> 00:05:41,190 I'll drive. 42 00:05:41,779 --> 00:05:43,297 Exactly. 43 00:05:43,322 --> 00:05:47,755 We don't have the license to commit such. We are not allowed to do such. 44 00:05:47,780 --> 00:05:51,220 Because we are in a relationship. How long have we been together? 45 00:05:51,312 --> 00:05:52,855 Six years. 46 00:05:54,337 --> 00:05:57,456 Remember, in two weeks time, we'll be seven years. 47 00:05:58,259 --> 00:05:59,276 You remember? 48 00:05:59,301 --> 00:06:03,922 Wanda set her wedding date 49 00:06:03,947 --> 00:06:06,358 on the day of our seventh year anniversary. 50 00:06:06,383 --> 00:06:09,136 Oh my god, that crazy sentimental bitch. 51 00:06:11,095 --> 00:06:12,399 Oh my god. 52 00:06:13,181 --> 00:06:14,307 What? 53 00:06:15,266 --> 00:06:16,601 Baby, this is it. 54 00:06:16,809 --> 00:06:18,220 - What? - Seven years. 55 00:06:19,812 --> 00:06:21,105 Seven year itch? 56 00:06:21,856 --> 00:06:23,165 What if this is where it ends? 57 00:06:23,190 --> 00:06:25,776 Couples break up on their seventh year. 58 00:06:27,278 --> 00:06:31,240 Baby, do you mean you kissed that man because you're sick of me? 59 00:06:31,741 --> 00:06:32,867 No! 60 00:06:33,242 --> 00:06:35,620 See my favorite shoes? 61 00:06:35,711 --> 00:06:40,913 Even if it's old and worn-out, I don't get sick of it because if I like something, 62 00:06:40,938 --> 00:06:42,314 I like it forever. 63 00:06:43,134 --> 00:06:45,438 Besides, I didn't kiss him. 64 00:06:46,430 --> 00:06:48,763 He kissed me first. I just returned the favor. 65 00:06:48,812 --> 00:06:49,938 Okay, fine. 66 00:06:50,218 --> 00:06:54,739 Baby, you didn't return anything. It wasn't any kind of reaction. 67 00:06:54,764 --> 00:06:56,140 You know what that was? 68 00:06:56,307 --> 00:06:58,601 We just played around a little bit. 69 00:07:01,062 --> 00:07:03,397 That means this is definitely it. 70 00:07:03,853 --> 00:07:05,813 We're beginning to want other people? 71 00:07:05,910 --> 00:07:07,411 Baby, I don't want to! 72 00:07:07,920 --> 00:07:09,754 Besides, I’m so in love with you! 73 00:07:09,779 --> 00:07:10,905 I'm so in love. 74 00:07:12,615 --> 00:07:13,507 Hang on a minute. 75 00:07:13,532 --> 00:07:14,617 Wait, wait. 76 00:07:14,784 --> 00:07:19,138 Relax. Okay? This doesn't mean we'll break-up. 77 00:07:19,163 --> 00:07:20,444 No! Okay? 78 00:07:20,873 --> 00:07:24,043 Let's just say that what we're going through is just a phase. 79 00:07:24,418 --> 00:07:26,671 Okay? We just miss dick. 80 00:07:26,921 --> 00:07:31,676 And, at the same time, let's consider this, a cheat day! 81 00:07:33,094 --> 00:07:34,679 - Cheat day? - Yeah! 82 00:07:34,704 --> 00:07:37,406 It's not a cheat day. We're not cheating. 83 00:07:37,431 --> 00:07:41,727 We had sex with someone else but we did it together. 84 00:07:41,894 --> 00:07:44,021 We shared a meal. So what? 85 00:07:44,046 --> 00:07:45,528 Did you not enjoy it? 86 00:07:47,650 --> 00:07:51,070 It had no business feeling as good as it did. 87 00:07:51,821 --> 00:07:55,216 Baby, remember the forbidden fruit. 88 00:07:55,241 --> 00:07:58,369 The more you're deprived of it, the more you want it. 89 00:08:06,711 --> 00:08:07,837 But it's wrong. 90 00:08:10,063 --> 00:08:12,434 But no one said it's illegal. 91 00:08:12,459 --> 00:08:13,294 Ew. 92 00:08:14,689 --> 00:08:15,815 Let's just go. 93 00:08:17,096 --> 00:08:18,014 Ready? 94 00:08:24,072 --> 00:08:25,699 Your seatbelt, baby. 95 00:08:27,331 --> 00:08:29,333 Cheat day. Cheat day. 96 00:08:29,358 --> 00:08:31,819 Cheat day. 97 00:08:35,551 --> 00:08:36,678 Felt so good! 98 00:08:37,848 --> 00:08:38,682 Ew! 99 00:08:40,230 --> 00:08:43,278 You loved it when he put it in you! 100 00:08:44,498 --> 00:08:45,541 Gross! 101 00:08:45,566 --> 00:08:46,692 Don't deny it. 102 00:09:45,150 --> 00:09:46,710 Let's go. 103 00:09:46,852 --> 00:09:48,521 Let's do this. 104 00:09:51,565 --> 00:09:54,360 And save. Yes! 105 00:09:55,945 --> 00:09:56,987 Nice. 106 00:10:10,459 --> 00:10:11,419 Hello? 107 00:10:11,585 --> 00:10:12,420 Hello? 108 00:10:12,586 --> 00:10:14,088 Hi, Ms. Wanda. 109 00:10:15,172 --> 00:10:18,467 From Rule of Thirds. About your prenup video? 110 00:10:18,508 --> 00:10:21,443 Hello? I'm sorry, the signal is very poor. 111 00:10:22,096 --> 00:10:23,264 Hello? Hello? 112 00:10:23,681 --> 00:10:24,682 Hello? 113 00:10:24,874 --> 00:10:25,542 Ma'am? 114 00:10:26,142 --> 00:10:26,892 Hello? 115 00:10:27,538 --> 00:10:30,333 Ma'am? I can't hear you. Choppy. 116 00:10:31,248 --> 00:10:32,165 Hello? 117 00:10:32,190 --> 00:10:35,167 - Sounds better. I can hear you. - Right. 118 00:10:35,192 --> 00:10:41,615 I've made all the revisions you requested. 119 00:10:42,992 --> 00:10:47,580 I just wanted to know if you can drop by today because, 120 00:10:47,913 --> 00:10:50,541 we close midday on Fridays. 121 00:10:51,709 --> 00:10:54,103 Oh, sorry about that. I forgot about it. 122 00:10:54,128 --> 00:10:56,797 It slipped my mind because I’m in Thailand right now. 123 00:10:58,130 --> 00:11:03,721 Ah, I can just send you a link. You can just download it. 124 00:11:03,873 --> 00:11:07,575 I wonder if I could just send someone to pay you and pick up the file. 125 00:11:07,600 --> 00:11:09,285 You can put it on a USB. 126 00:11:09,310 --> 00:11:11,020 Ah, you mean flash drive? 127 00:11:11,154 --> 00:11:12,714 Yes, exactly. 128 00:11:13,898 --> 00:11:20,946 Ma'am, I'm sorry but we no longer use flash drives. 129 00:11:20,971 --> 00:11:23,662 It's not included in the package. 130 00:11:25,887 --> 00:11:29,307 Ah, no, I simply can't be relied on when it comes to web links. 131 00:11:29,622 --> 00:11:32,708 It shouldn't be so hard to put it on a flash drive, yeah? 132 00:11:32,875 --> 00:11:34,126 Are you available tomorrow? 133 00:11:34,151 --> 00:11:36,763 Sorry, ma'am, but... 134 00:11:37,400 --> 00:11:41,112 I'm only available on Mondays. 135 00:11:41,342 --> 00:11:47,198 And I'm not sure if I can put your file on a flash drive 136 00:11:47,223 --> 00:11:51,952 because we don't have one in the studio 137 00:11:51,977 --> 00:11:54,855 and I don't have the time to go to the mall. 138 00:11:54,927 --> 00:11:59,849 I have a wedding, a corporate events, JS proms, and… 139 00:12:01,904 --> 00:12:04,698 I'll just send you the link, if that's possible. 140 00:12:04,865 --> 00:12:08,844 After all, that's how everyone does it nowadays. 141 00:12:08,869 --> 00:12:11,180 That's the thing, 'everyone' doesn't include me. 142 00:12:11,205 --> 00:12:12,556 Because I am a goddess! 143 00:12:12,581 --> 00:12:13,374 A goddess! 144 00:12:13,399 --> 00:12:15,809 And goddesses prefer flash drives! 145 00:12:15,834 --> 00:12:18,015 Be ready with it on Monday. I'll send someone, 146 00:12:18,040 --> 00:12:20,564 they'll pay you and you give them the flash drive. 147 00:12:20,589 --> 00:12:22,174 Flash drive! Flash drive! 148 00:12:22,972 --> 00:12:24,397 Hello, ma'am? 149 00:12:25,970 --> 00:12:27,585 Okay. Flash drive. 150 00:12:28,662 --> 00:12:30,113 Flash drive. 151 00:12:36,689 --> 00:12:38,983 Where can I find a flash drive? 152 00:12:45,322 --> 00:12:47,530 Okay. Flash drive. 153 00:12:59,972 --> 00:13:01,723 Flash drive. Flash drive. 154 00:13:09,429 --> 00:13:13,475 Flash drive, come out wherever you are. 155 00:13:53,057 --> 00:13:55,559 Flash drive. Flash drive. 156 00:14:17,414 --> 00:14:19,041 I didn't know this was still here. 157 00:14:41,313 --> 00:14:45,442 ♪ I did it my way ♪ 158 00:14:49,780 --> 00:14:50,906 Come on. 159 00:14:54,065 --> 00:14:56,526 Hey. I know you. 160 00:15:03,919 --> 00:15:05,045 Bingo. 161 00:15:06,888 --> 00:15:08,014 Okay. 162 00:15:26,817 --> 00:15:28,944 Shit. It's so hard to be cross-eyed. 163 00:15:33,282 --> 00:15:34,074 Okay. 164 00:15:43,375 --> 00:15:45,078 Focus. Focus. 165 00:15:48,797 --> 00:15:49,840 …and save! 166 00:15:52,113 --> 00:15:53,343 Okay. 167 00:16:08,408 --> 00:16:12,891 Yes. For… 168 00:16:21,984 --> 00:16:26,469 For Wanda. 169 00:16:39,833 --> 00:16:41,209 Yes. 170 00:17:00,258 --> 00:17:01,812 Hi bridesmaids! 171 00:17:01,837 --> 00:17:04,928 I need you to pick up the USB— I mean 'flash drive'— 172 00:17:04,953 --> 00:17:07,366 at Rule of Thirds Studio on Monday. 173 00:17:07,391 --> 00:17:10,303 I'll send you the location. Anytime on Monday. 174 00:17:10,328 --> 00:17:12,598 I've deposited the balance in Patricia's account 175 00:17:12,622 --> 00:17:14,405 and the money to deliver the USB— 176 00:17:14,430 --> 00:17:17,136 I mean flash drive— here in Thailand. 177 00:17:17,161 --> 00:17:19,856 Please review the prenup video because your opinion 178 00:17:19,880 --> 00:17:21,961 as a couple is the only thing that matters to me 179 00:17:21,986 --> 00:17:27,379 because most of my friends are good people except for you nitpickers. 180 00:17:27,404 --> 00:17:28,839 Let me know if you liked it, okay? 181 00:17:28,864 --> 00:17:32,409 We’ll send him here in Thailand. He can also handle the wedding. 182 00:17:32,541 --> 00:17:36,266 Though I am not sure because I heard he has an operation. But oh well. 183 00:17:36,291 --> 00:17:38,656 Don't send me any links because I won't know the first thing about it. 184 00:17:38,681 --> 00:17:41,547 If you're not available, remember that as my bridesmaids, 185 00:17:41,572 --> 00:17:43,073 it's your responsibility. 186 00:17:43,240 --> 00:17:44,641 If you're still not available, 187 00:17:44,666 --> 00:17:48,039 just remember all the debts of gratitude 188 00:17:48,158 --> 00:17:50,117 you owe me eversince we met. 189 00:17:50,142 --> 00:17:52,735 I've been your supplier of sanitary pads for the longest time 190 00:17:52,760 --> 00:17:56,211 seeing as you're both such slobs. 191 00:17:56,236 --> 00:17:58,133 Thank you! 192 00:17:59,774 --> 00:18:03,703 Screw you! I couldn't even get a word in! 193 00:18:06,359 --> 00:18:07,890 Bridesmaid... 194 00:18:09,926 --> 00:18:12,720 You know what, babe. I don't see anything wrong with it. 195 00:18:12,745 --> 00:18:15,080 Actually, I think it would be quite challenging. 196 00:18:15,274 --> 00:18:19,059 Polyamourous relations are so tiring. 197 00:18:19,084 --> 00:18:21,170 They're so stressful! 198 00:18:21,479 --> 00:18:26,984 Between the two of us, we're playing tug of war. 199 00:18:27,009 --> 00:18:29,720 What more if we add another person? 200 00:18:29,887 --> 00:18:30,679 Poly-what? 201 00:18:30,846 --> 00:18:32,181 Polyamourous! 202 00:18:32,531 --> 00:18:35,451 Polyamourous relationships. Here, have some first. 203 00:18:35,476 --> 00:18:36,813 That's for you. 204 00:18:37,269 --> 00:18:40,105 You see, polyamorous relationships, 205 00:18:40,272 --> 00:18:45,611 they involve more than two people. It's a kind of romantic relationship. 206 00:18:46,821 --> 00:18:49,114 You're not getting any of this, are you? 207 00:18:49,323 --> 00:18:51,158 It doesn't look like you're absorbing any of it. 208 00:18:51,325 --> 00:18:52,051 I totally get it. 209 00:18:52,076 --> 00:18:53,063 No, you don't. 210 00:18:53,088 --> 00:18:55,597 So I'm going to explain it to you. Okay? 211 00:18:55,621 --> 00:18:58,332 This is how it works. Listen. 212 00:18:58,570 --> 00:19:00,434 Okay, for example, 213 00:19:00,459 --> 00:19:02,753 a person has a mistress. 214 00:19:02,778 --> 00:19:03,771 - Okay. - Okay. 215 00:19:03,938 --> 00:19:07,274 Then his or her partner found out. 216 00:19:07,299 --> 00:19:10,063 And this partner decides to cheat as well. 217 00:19:10,088 --> 00:19:10,694 Okay. 218 00:19:10,719 --> 00:19:16,555 In the end, they just agree to all be in one relationship. 219 00:19:16,762 --> 00:19:18,180 Okay, you get it? 220 00:19:19,562 --> 00:19:20,521 Do you get it? 221 00:19:21,146 --> 00:19:22,064 Get it? 222 00:19:22,375 --> 00:19:23,996 Bitch, what? 223 00:19:24,170 --> 00:19:25,171 Sorry! 224 00:19:27,444 --> 00:19:30,977 Polyamourous relationships are— 225 00:19:31,490 --> 00:19:33,884 Wait, where's your hot sauce? I'll go get it. 226 00:19:33,909 --> 00:19:36,262 In the room. Inside my makeup kit. 227 00:19:36,287 --> 00:19:37,162 Okay. 228 00:19:44,712 --> 00:19:48,215 Like I was saying, in polyamorous relationships, 229 00:19:48,382 --> 00:19:51,886 one person can have more than one partner. 230 00:19:52,052 --> 00:19:54,780 They can have multiple— Oops! Catch! 231 00:19:54,805 --> 00:19:56,682 They can have multiple partners. 232 00:19:56,873 --> 00:19:57,825 Okay? 233 00:19:57,850 --> 00:20:01,395 It's like… like group love! 234 00:20:01,604 --> 00:20:02,646 What the hell? 235 00:20:02,980 --> 00:20:04,315 Group love? 236 00:20:04,467 --> 00:20:07,668 Group project?! I don't like that! 237 00:20:07,693 --> 00:20:08,467 Ew. 238 00:20:08,492 --> 00:20:11,120 We were just talking about a third person. 239 00:20:16,385 --> 00:20:19,096 Alright, then a 'throuple'. 240 00:20:19,121 --> 00:20:20,873 Three as a couple. 241 00:20:21,749 --> 00:20:25,127 Wow. You're so prepared. How do you know all this? 242 00:20:27,254 --> 00:20:28,464 - Babe. - Yeah? 243 00:20:28,489 --> 00:20:32,774 Remember my clients before Christmas? 244 00:20:32,799 --> 00:20:36,739 All three of them were influencers and they had no idea 245 00:20:36,764 --> 00:20:40,688 how to split their money among themselves. 246 00:20:41,810 --> 00:20:42,620 Okay. 247 00:20:42,645 --> 00:20:46,582 They're so famous and they're earning so much, 248 00:20:46,607 --> 00:20:50,485 and the problem, babe, was they're a throuple. 249 00:20:51,094 --> 00:20:52,218 Catch! 250 00:20:52,905 --> 00:20:54,823 You get it? A throuple! 251 00:20:55,199 --> 00:20:59,411 Triangle! Three! A triangle. 252 00:20:59,578 --> 00:21:01,413 Three people sharing each other. 253 00:21:02,774 --> 00:21:05,651 You know what, I'm getting stressed out. 254 00:21:07,358 --> 00:21:12,675 But something about it excites me. 255 00:21:15,465 --> 00:21:19,490 It's exciting because it's new. 256 00:21:19,515 --> 00:21:20,849 Remember that. 257 00:21:21,309 --> 00:21:24,411 Like when we were kids. 258 00:21:24,436 --> 00:21:28,607 Whenever we have a new classmate or a new neighbor. 259 00:21:28,774 --> 00:21:29,984 What, you're done? 260 00:21:31,026 --> 00:21:32,486 Look at yourself. 261 00:21:32,644 --> 00:21:34,089 Isn't it exciting? 262 00:21:34,286 --> 00:21:38,535 We want to play with them right away. It's the same thing. 263 00:21:39,885 --> 00:21:42,596 But this is a relationship. It's not a game. 264 00:21:42,621 --> 00:21:46,153 I just want us to survive the seven year itch. 265 00:21:47,685 --> 00:21:49,228 So, babe, what are you saying? 266 00:21:49,253 --> 00:21:52,020 We're going to be in a throuple for just a year? 267 00:21:52,857 --> 00:21:54,650 Just for a year. 268 00:21:54,675 --> 00:21:56,635 If I agree to it. 269 00:21:57,156 --> 00:22:01,786 I still have a lot of inhibitions. I have some worries. 270 00:22:02,725 --> 00:22:03,517 Like what? 271 00:22:04,541 --> 00:22:07,371 I'm worried that it might cause our breakup. 272 00:22:07,396 --> 00:22:09,791 That maybe, all of a sudden, you— 273 00:22:11,150 --> 00:22:12,109 I know what you're saying. 274 00:22:12,786 --> 00:22:15,539 You're saying you might fall in love with the guy. 275 00:22:16,932 --> 00:22:18,799 Wow. Why me? 276 00:22:18,824 --> 00:22:21,455 I was thinking you might. 277 00:22:22,707 --> 00:22:24,959 I told you it was a group project, didn't I? 278 00:22:25,289 --> 00:22:25,998 Right? 279 00:22:26,525 --> 00:22:28,584 So what does that mean? 280 00:22:34,590 --> 00:22:36,117 Where is the— 281 00:22:37,211 --> 00:22:39,470 Babe, think of it this way, 282 00:22:39,762 --> 00:22:44,908 As long as we're both aware it's just a group project, 283 00:22:44,933 --> 00:22:47,661 whatever you're thinking, 284 00:22:47,686 --> 00:22:50,397 whatever you're scared of, it's not going to happen. 285 00:22:53,192 --> 00:22:54,985 Alright, here. 286 00:22:55,819 --> 00:22:57,905 Let's make this clear. 287 00:23:02,409 --> 00:23:06,349 Okay, let's set a target output. 288 00:23:07,350 --> 00:23:11,772 To survive the seven year itch through a throuple. 289 00:23:12,628 --> 00:23:13,896 Deadline. 290 00:23:13,921 --> 00:23:16,943 Just for a year. Help us get through this seventh year. 291 00:23:20,654 --> 00:23:21,947 One year? 292 00:23:25,557 --> 00:23:32,147 You're good with some parts, right? You're clear about the procedures? 293 00:23:32,314 --> 00:23:36,944 Or do I have to tell you about the expectations 294 00:23:37,111 --> 00:23:39,613 about what's going to happen in the relationship? 295 00:23:40,280 --> 00:23:42,908 For example. 296 00:23:42,933 --> 00:23:45,928 For example, Time. 297 00:23:45,953 --> 00:23:49,598 When it comes to time, we'll prioritize each other, of course. 298 00:23:49,623 --> 00:23:50,498 Okay. 299 00:23:51,375 --> 00:23:52,795 Cheers. 300 00:23:56,338 --> 00:24:00,603 Sex. When it comes to sex, 301 00:24:00,628 --> 00:24:04,381 all three of us should be present, right? 302 00:24:04,888 --> 00:24:05,639 Get it? 303 00:24:05,806 --> 00:24:07,015 -Okay. 304 00:24:09,184 --> 00:24:11,130 Emotions… 305 00:24:13,313 --> 00:24:16,333 That's it. That's my issue. 306 00:24:16,358 --> 00:24:21,115 What if you fall for him? Or I to him? 307 00:24:21,922 --> 00:24:24,800 His companionship should just be for sexual release, 308 00:24:24,825 --> 00:24:27,452 because in the end, it should still be the two of us. 309 00:24:29,204 --> 00:24:30,138 Babe. 310 00:24:32,124 --> 00:24:36,459 Sorry, my question is... 311 00:24:36,587 --> 00:24:40,507 will someone agree to a one-year limit? 312 00:24:41,930 --> 00:24:44,808 God. With these pretty faces? 313 00:24:48,182 --> 00:24:49,141 My god. 314 00:24:51,185 --> 00:24:52,060 Sorry. 315 00:24:57,458 --> 00:25:03,547 Okay, so I think what you're saying is, as I understand it… 316 00:25:03,572 --> 00:25:10,078 You're telling me we should look for a man who isn't very attractive. 317 00:25:10,940 --> 00:25:13,359 Someone who'll take us on with no qualms. 318 00:25:13,932 --> 00:25:18,604 Then there's no danger of us ever falling for him and going all out. 319 00:25:18,629 --> 00:25:19,755 Is that what you meant? 320 00:25:20,296 --> 00:25:21,005 Huh? 321 00:25:21,732 --> 00:25:23,400 Why would we look for someone unattractive? 322 00:25:23,425 --> 00:25:25,699 Wouldn't that take away from the enjoyment? 323 00:25:26,588 --> 00:25:30,634 Sure, we won't fall for him, but will we have a great time? 324 00:25:30,989 --> 00:25:32,120 That's my dilemma. 325 00:25:38,374 --> 00:25:39,458 I have an idea! 326 00:25:39,483 --> 00:25:41,980 Come here, quickly. Come with me. Come on! 327 00:25:42,736 --> 00:25:44,154 Here's what we're going to do. 328 00:25:44,179 --> 00:25:48,495 We'll write down the Top 10 qualities we like in a man. 329 00:25:48,520 --> 00:25:50,339 Our ideal man. 330 00:25:50,684 --> 00:25:53,441 - Okay? - Okay. 331 00:25:59,002 --> 00:26:01,160 Marker, marker. 332 00:26:02,881 --> 00:26:06,969 Wait. Where's our marker? 333 00:26:07,552 --> 00:26:08,894 Here it is. 334 00:26:09,346 --> 00:26:10,292 Okay. 335 00:26:11,723 --> 00:26:12,516 Ready? 336 00:26:13,225 --> 00:26:14,347 One to ten. 337 00:26:14,601 --> 00:26:16,316 - Game? - Okay. 338 00:26:23,714 --> 00:26:25,466 Can you understand my handwriting? 339 00:26:38,125 --> 00:26:42,300 No copying. Don't look at my answers, jeez. 340 00:26:43,824 --> 00:26:45,222 I'll smack you! 341 00:27:33,055 --> 00:27:34,718 Can you understand my handwriting? 342 00:27:35,640 --> 00:27:37,434 It's a lawyer's penmanship. 343 00:27:39,394 --> 00:27:40,228 Okay. 344 00:27:40,729 --> 00:27:42,689 One to ten! 345 00:27:43,982 --> 00:27:44,858 Ouch! 346 00:27:45,484 --> 00:27:46,651 Okay, look at it. 347 00:27:46,960 --> 00:27:50,589 Now that we've written down the things we like in a man, 348 00:27:50,614 --> 00:27:52,657 now we have a guide. 349 00:27:53,367 --> 00:27:54,259 Guide? 350 00:27:54,378 --> 00:27:55,463 Yeah, a guide! 351 00:27:55,488 --> 00:27:59,156 So we're going to look for a guy, okay? 352 00:27:59,181 --> 00:28:02,768 But he shouldn't fall between seven to ten, 353 00:28:02,793 --> 00:28:04,233 because he'd be too perfect. 354 00:28:04,258 --> 00:28:07,452 We'll fall in love for sure, so he has to be… 355 00:28:08,624 --> 00:28:10,942 We can't choose someone who scores six below 356 00:28:10,967 --> 00:28:12,819 because we won't enjoy his company. 357 00:28:12,844 --> 00:28:16,163 So we'll look for someone who's acceptable. 358 00:28:17,599 --> 00:28:22,835 We'll have to headhunt for an average guy? 359 00:28:23,438 --> 00:28:24,647 Well, that's our problem, babe. 360 00:28:25,107 --> 00:28:31,446 I don't know where in God's name we'll find someone like that. 361 00:28:33,407 --> 00:28:34,554 Babe! 362 00:28:35,242 --> 00:28:36,140 Babe! 363 00:28:38,745 --> 00:28:40,597 Oh god, come on! 364 00:28:40,622 --> 00:28:41,530 Babe! 365 00:28:41,555 --> 00:28:43,141 You had to go back to sleep! 366 00:28:43,166 --> 00:28:46,103 - Good morning! - Hi, madame. Good morning! 367 00:28:46,128 --> 00:28:48,296 Madame, can you help me wake her up? 368 00:28:48,794 --> 00:28:49,356 Huh? 369 00:28:49,381 --> 00:28:51,858 Can you wake her up? She went back to sleep. 370 00:28:51,883 --> 00:28:53,093 Babe. Babe. 371 00:28:53,166 --> 00:28:55,362 Ah, madame. Did you receive my chat? 372 00:28:55,387 --> 00:28:57,531 - -Yes. - So, we're good? 373 00:28:57,556 --> 00:28:58,907 Wake up, wake up! 374 00:28:58,932 --> 00:28:59,783 Babe! 375 00:28:59,808 --> 00:29:00,659 Wake up, dear! 376 00:29:00,684 --> 00:29:02,719 I can hear, babe. Come on! 377 00:29:02,744 --> 00:29:05,747 We still have to drop by Rule of Thirds Studio. 378 00:29:05,772 --> 00:29:09,860 Madame, here's the money. I leave it up to you. Okay. 379 00:29:09,893 --> 00:29:11,014 Yes. 380 00:29:11,194 --> 00:29:13,522 Move your ass. Let's go! 381 00:29:18,326 --> 00:29:20,598 Oh my god, this place is filthy. 382 00:29:45,937 --> 00:29:47,689 Rule of Thirds... 383 00:29:47,714 --> 00:29:49,114 Chin down a bit. 384 00:29:49,441 --> 00:29:52,652 Okay. Very nice. Next. Next person please. 385 00:29:59,951 --> 00:30:01,184 Hi! 386 00:30:02,287 --> 00:30:09,161 I'm Attorney Ivy Trinidad. I'm here for Wanda's prenup video shoot. 387 00:30:28,933 --> 00:30:29,780 Oh, no. 388 00:30:30,317 --> 00:30:31,469 It got wet. 389 00:30:32,538 --> 00:30:33,956 My papers. 390 00:30:34,152 --> 00:30:34,861 Oh no! 391 00:30:37,839 --> 00:30:38,882 Sorry! 392 00:30:38,907 --> 00:30:40,091 It's okay. 393 00:30:40,116 --> 00:30:42,551 It's soaked. Hang on. 394 00:30:46,629 --> 00:30:47,599 I'm very sorry. 395 00:30:47,624 --> 00:30:48,391 Sorry. 396 00:30:48,416 --> 00:30:49,125 It's okay. 397 00:31:05,642 --> 00:31:07,310 - Oh, shit! - Babe! 398 00:31:07,527 --> 00:31:08,363 Oh, sorry. 399 00:31:09,104 --> 00:31:11,231 Babe, just be careful. Be more careful. 400 00:31:16,861 --> 00:31:18,154 Thanks, man. 401 00:31:21,550 --> 00:31:22,801 Here, mister. Thank you. 402 00:31:22,826 --> 00:31:23,660 Thank you, sir. 403 00:31:28,458 --> 00:31:29,894 Oh, shit! 404 00:31:30,242 --> 00:31:32,119 Miss, are you okay? 405 00:31:33,920 --> 00:31:34,965 Yeah. 406 00:31:49,816 --> 00:31:50,942 Here. 407 00:31:53,106 --> 00:31:54,176 Thank you. 408 00:31:58,570 --> 00:31:59,739 Thank you! 409 00:34:30,250 --> 00:34:33,125 Get dressed, biotch! 410 00:34:35,977 --> 00:34:36,911 Well, well, well… 411 00:34:36,936 --> 00:34:40,258 Ah, madame, I'll get back to you. 412 00:34:40,432 --> 00:34:43,351 I just need to watch Wanda's prenup video. 413 00:34:43,697 --> 00:34:45,824 All good. All good. 414 00:34:46,221 --> 00:34:48,656 I'll just throw out the trash. 415 00:34:49,491 --> 00:34:51,034 Then I'll go buy the groceries. 416 00:34:51,646 --> 00:34:53,189 Okay, go! 417 00:36:19,747 --> 00:36:23,683 What the hell! Why am I in here? 418 00:36:28,678 --> 00:36:29,930 What the hell! 419 00:36:30,174 --> 00:36:33,177 Why does Wanda's videographer have these? 420 00:36:36,890 --> 00:36:39,691 Shit, it's so creepy. 421 00:36:47,076 --> 00:36:48,979 Babe, court is in session. 422 00:36:49,569 --> 00:36:52,547 Come home. Get back here. Come home right now! 423 00:36:52,572 --> 00:36:55,358 What's the matter? Calm down. What happened to you? 424 00:36:55,383 --> 00:36:58,636 Just come home. I found something. I discovered something. 425 00:36:58,661 --> 00:37:01,180 Please! Just get home! 426 00:37:01,205 --> 00:37:05,394 - My god! - Okay, fine, fine, bye! 427 00:37:11,472 --> 00:37:13,401 What the hell? Damn you. 428 00:37:13,426 --> 00:37:16,535 I was thinking the worst things. What is it? 429 00:37:17,680 --> 00:37:18,389 Look. 430 00:37:19,140 --> 00:37:20,566 What is that? 431 00:37:20,642 --> 00:37:21,851 Where did you get that? 432 00:37:22,894 --> 00:37:25,229 It's on the flash drive from Rule of Thirds. 433 00:37:25,734 --> 00:37:27,653 That's not all. Here's more. 434 00:37:29,943 --> 00:37:32,153 What the hell? 435 00:37:32,612 --> 00:37:34,072 Who else is in here? 436 00:37:34,976 --> 00:37:37,020 Me! You and me! 437 00:37:37,383 --> 00:37:39,636 Back when I was still working at Barbers' Lounge, 438 00:37:39,661 --> 00:37:41,329 and when you were still in College. 439 00:37:42,262 --> 00:37:44,223 Hang on. Scoot. 440 00:37:44,248 --> 00:37:45,902 Let me see that. 441 00:37:46,292 --> 00:37:48,925 Let's investigate this Rule of Thirds guy. 442 00:37:50,230 --> 00:37:52,941 I'm sure whatever this is, they have a plausible explanation 443 00:37:52,966 --> 00:37:54,519 and it's not some mystery. 444 00:37:57,345 --> 00:37:59,430 Okay. What's his website? 445 00:38:01,015 --> 00:38:05,564 Rule of Thirds. DOP. 446 00:38:07,188 --> 00:38:08,356 Owner? 447 00:38:10,692 --> 00:38:12,151 Apol the third? 448 00:38:12,527 --> 00:38:13,726 Apol? 449 00:38:13,887 --> 00:38:15,013 Is it a woman? 450 00:38:17,281 --> 00:38:18,324 Whoa. Scroll down. 451 00:38:31,504 --> 00:38:34,215 Oh, no! It got wet. 452 00:38:35,633 --> 00:38:37,247 My papers. 453 00:38:39,303 --> 00:38:40,363 Oh no! 454 00:38:40,388 --> 00:38:41,841 I'm so sorry! 455 00:38:55,570 --> 00:38:57,714 The cross-eyed guy! 456 00:38:57,881 --> 00:39:00,466 Hey, dudes! I'm so back! 457 00:39:00,491 --> 00:39:04,637 Back in college, he tried to court me. He even failed three subjects. 458 00:39:04,662 --> 00:39:06,889 But I ended up shifting to another course. 459 00:39:06,914 --> 00:39:10,977 I remember him. He's one of the regulars at Barbers' Lounge. 460 00:39:11,002 --> 00:39:13,146 When I was still a junior stylist? 461 00:39:13,304 --> 00:39:16,974 I'm not sure if he hasn't eaten or he just couldn't keep his eyes off of me. 462 00:39:17,561 --> 00:39:20,814 But I stumbled in front of him and he helped me up. 463 00:39:21,137 --> 00:39:25,889 After my shift, he asked for my number. I told him I'm taken. 464 00:39:25,914 --> 00:39:28,083 He insisted to have dinner. 465 00:39:30,620 --> 00:39:33,755 I told him to just forget about me. 466 00:39:37,236 --> 00:39:39,489 Are you done with this? 467 00:39:41,741 --> 00:39:42,950 Can I erase this now? 468 00:39:46,579 --> 00:39:49,874 I did warn you, attorney. Who's that now? 469 00:39:50,653 --> 00:39:56,252 I've been telling you to stop defending those criminals. 470 00:40:18,778 --> 00:40:20,258 - Game? - Game. 471 00:40:47,973 --> 00:40:49,312 Six. 472 00:40:51,561 --> 00:40:52,555 Six. 473 00:40:53,437 --> 00:40:54,571 Six! 474 00:41:01,972 --> 00:41:04,099 So you mean, 475 00:41:04,485 --> 00:41:09,787 the two girls you lusted over in your past and present, 476 00:41:11,138 --> 00:41:12,600 they're dating? 477 00:41:13,248 --> 00:41:14,725 What the heck! 478 00:41:14,750 --> 00:41:18,296 The first woman you fell in love with in College, 479 00:41:18,454 --> 00:41:21,504 and the last woman that made your dick hard, 480 00:41:21,538 --> 00:41:23,725 are shagging each other? 481 00:41:23,968 --> 00:41:24,802 Hey! 482 00:41:24,961 --> 00:41:27,404 At which stage of evolution did you stop? 483 00:41:27,672 --> 00:41:29,600 You sound like a caveman. 484 00:41:30,600 --> 00:41:36,498 You see, even if they're lesbians, there are different classifications. 485 00:41:36,553 --> 00:41:39,918 There are manly tomboys, muscular— more muscular than you. 486 00:41:39,943 --> 00:41:40,443 Really? 487 00:41:40,622 --> 00:41:42,680 There are tomboys that wear skirts. 488 00:41:42,705 --> 00:41:45,374 There are some who are into both girls and boys, too. 489 00:41:45,517 --> 00:41:49,170 They're called bisexuals. You should watch more porn. 490 00:41:50,995 --> 00:41:53,811 So what do they look like now? 491 00:41:56,876 --> 00:41:58,252 Still the same. 492 00:41:58,643 --> 00:42:01,853 If Ivy hadn't called Patricia "baby", 493 00:42:01,878 --> 00:42:05,256 it wouldn't even cross my mind that they're dating. 494 00:42:06,012 --> 00:42:08,222 They look very feminine. 495 00:42:09,030 --> 00:42:11,908 That's what I'm talking about! You can no longer box people's 496 00:42:11,933 --> 00:42:15,014 gender orientations and sexual preferences these days. 497 00:42:15,703 --> 00:42:21,443 Whatever they are, whatever they are to each other, 498 00:42:21,468 --> 00:42:24,498 it must feel so good to screw them. 499 00:42:24,779 --> 00:42:28,366 I want to take videos of them while they do each other. 500 00:42:29,074 --> 00:42:31,034 Look at this thirsty asshole. 501 00:42:31,391 --> 00:42:33,468 You don't even know these women, 502 00:42:33,493 --> 00:42:35,350 you're already raping them in your mind. 503 00:42:38,476 --> 00:42:44,545 As for me, it doesn't really bother me but when they saw me, 504 00:42:44,715 --> 00:42:47,718 it didn't seem like they recognized me. 505 00:42:48,389 --> 00:42:51,764 Maybe they don't remember me anymore. 506 00:42:52,848 --> 00:42:57,645 Why, Apol? How many cross-eyed friends do you think they have? 507 00:42:58,895 --> 00:43:00,146 I wonder. 508 00:43:00,515 --> 00:43:02,642 How many indeed? I can't count very well. 509 00:43:02,692 --> 00:43:04,623 How many fingers am I holding up? 510 00:43:05,152 --> 00:43:08,047 Okay, guys. All good. 511 00:43:08,072 --> 00:43:10,449 All good! Bye! 512 00:43:10,474 --> 00:43:11,842 Come in. 513 00:43:12,076 --> 00:43:12,952 Thank you. 514 00:43:12,977 --> 00:43:13,769 Thanks for having us. 515 00:43:14,453 --> 00:43:18,350 So detectives, did you find anything? 516 00:43:19,625 --> 00:43:20,543 Have a seat. 517 00:43:20,604 --> 00:43:23,816 Everything you need to know about Apolinario is here, Attorney. 518 00:43:24,732 --> 00:43:27,381 Great! Now, spill. 519 00:43:29,176 --> 00:43:34,181 Attorney Ivy, this is everything we learned within six hours of investigation. 520 00:43:34,807 --> 00:43:37,685 We spoke with barangay officials, visited police posts, 521 00:43:37,852 --> 00:43:40,896 and the most reliable sources of information... 522 00:43:41,404 --> 00:43:43,740 the neighbor gossips. 523 00:43:44,143 --> 00:43:47,865 Apolinario Trillo III, 39 years old. 524 00:43:48,487 --> 00:43:52,241 No criminal records, owner of Rule of Thirds studio. 525 00:43:55,328 --> 00:43:59,404 He's had a few exes but they all ended in good terms. 526 00:44:03,461 --> 00:44:07,423 They still keep in touch and even hire him for their weddings and special occassions. 527 00:44:11,886 --> 00:44:14,638 He makes good company and knows how to deal with people— 528 00:44:16,891 --> 00:44:18,934 no quarrels with anyone. 529 00:44:22,897 --> 00:44:26,734 The parents of Apolinario or "Apol" died early 530 00:44:28,126 --> 00:44:31,017 so he took on many jobs as a kid 531 00:44:33,115 --> 00:44:35,076 to be self-supporting, so to speak. 532 00:44:36,950 --> 00:44:38,660 He has strabismus— 533 00:44:38,764 --> 00:44:39,906 What does that mean? 534 00:44:39,955 --> 00:44:42,930 Strabismus. It is a condition, in which the eyes 535 00:44:42,955 --> 00:44:44,728 do not line up with one another. 536 00:44:45,591 --> 00:44:48,634 In other words, one eye is turned to the direction 537 00:44:48,745 --> 00:44:50,728 that is different from the other eye. 538 00:44:51,089 --> 00:44:55,431 Under normal conditions, the six muscles that control eye movement 539 00:44:55,638 --> 00:44:59,934 work together and point both eyes in the same direction. 540 00:45:01,114 --> 00:45:03,241 We already know he's cross-eyed. 541 00:45:06,357 --> 00:45:08,164 In high school and college, 542 00:45:08,189 --> 00:45:10,970 he became a part-time photographer in different photo studios. 543 00:45:12,655 --> 00:45:16,283 He encountered challenges in credibility as people couldn't understand 544 00:45:17,618 --> 00:45:21,408 how somebody who's cross-eyed could be a photographer. 545 00:45:24,117 --> 00:45:26,661 He charges premium rate for his services but it's worth it. 546 00:45:29,797 --> 00:45:32,591 He's earned a lot of recognition here and abroad. 547 00:45:36,303 --> 00:45:38,771 He dabbled in Law in exchange for his services, 548 00:45:38,796 --> 00:45:40,976 in the university as a documentarist 549 00:45:43,602 --> 00:45:45,563 but after failing his subjects, 550 00:45:45,855 --> 00:45:49,608 he supported himself to study his true passion... 551 00:45:52,889 --> 00:45:54,683 photography. 552 00:45:58,826 --> 00:46:00,920 His business thrived and he became known, 553 00:46:00,944 --> 00:46:03,247 in the field of events documentation 554 00:46:06,333 --> 00:46:07,710 from christenings, 555 00:46:09,920 --> 00:46:11,297 to weddings. 556 00:46:14,049 --> 00:46:15,092 Single, 557 00:46:15,923 --> 00:46:17,800 currently no relationships, 558 00:46:18,888 --> 00:46:21,223 living in his studio. 559 00:46:21,932 --> 00:46:26,645 He has been setting aside money in his savings for one thing, 560 00:46:27,563 --> 00:46:29,565 eye operation. 561 00:46:30,522 --> 00:46:33,191 So people would start looking at him in a different way. 562 00:46:34,570 --> 00:46:36,697 He has no quarrels with anyone. 563 00:46:37,656 --> 00:46:39,992 You could say he's a good person. 564 00:46:40,284 --> 00:46:46,165 You can find his full schedule of events and appointments for the whole month. 565 00:46:46,332 --> 00:46:49,303 In fact, they're covering the Junior-Senior Prom, 566 00:46:49,328 --> 00:46:52,041 of the public school where he graduated. 567 00:46:52,926 --> 00:46:54,540 For his Alma Mater. 568 00:46:54,882 --> 00:46:56,175 That's tomorrow night. 569 00:46:57,259 --> 00:46:58,302 Is there anything else? 570 00:46:58,539 --> 00:46:59,832 Ah, I don't think so. 571 00:46:59,929 --> 00:47:00,930 That's all, Detective. 572 00:47:01,072 --> 00:47:02,073 Thank you very much. 573 00:47:02,098 --> 00:47:03,197 We have to go, then. 574 00:47:03,390 --> 00:47:04,308 Thank you, Attorney. 575 00:47:04,475 --> 00:47:05,434 Thank you, thank you. 576 00:49:10,313 --> 00:49:16,127 The night dance, similar to a debutante ball. 577 00:49:16,315 --> 00:49:19,570 Early prom where times of firsts, 578 00:49:19,818 --> 00:49:23,739 The first adult social event for teenagers. 579 00:49:24,031 --> 00:49:28,650 The first time taking the family car out after dark. 580 00:49:28,869 --> 00:49:33,123 The first real dress-up affair, and so forth. 581 00:49:33,415 --> 00:49:39,004 There was a resurgence in the '80s which kept pace in the '90s, 582 00:49:39,088 --> 00:49:46,595 and hit its peak early 2000s, opening the way for some of our major favorite films 583 00:49:47,025 --> 00:49:51,673 from centric teen movies over that past few decades... 584 00:49:51,735 --> 00:49:57,908 She's All That, Pretty in Pink, Dream Girls, and others. 585 00:49:58,023 --> 00:50:03,904 And as this generation continue to improve as societal norms evolve, 586 00:50:04,113 --> 00:50:10,285 especially concerning race, gender, and sexuality, 587 00:50:10,908 --> 00:50:14,036 prom parties are changing their values. 588 00:50:14,415 --> 00:50:19,349 Ladies and gentlemen, our junior and senior prom dance! 589 00:51:59,703 --> 00:52:02,331 Ivy? Patricia? What are you doing here? 590 00:52:02,356 --> 00:52:03,148 Isn’t it obvious? 591 00:52:03,315 --> 00:52:04,775 We're asking you to dance. 592 00:52:04,800 --> 00:52:05,709 No, I mean… 593 00:52:05,734 --> 00:52:08,153 We were joking, Apol! We know what you meant. 594 00:52:08,301 --> 00:52:09,713 We want to talk to you. 595 00:52:09,738 --> 00:52:11,073 About something serious. 596 00:52:11,198 --> 00:52:13,784 I'm sorry, but as you can see, I'm working. 597 00:52:13,951 --> 00:52:15,536 We went out of our way to see you. 598 00:52:15,757 --> 00:52:17,300 What is this about? 599 00:52:17,538 --> 00:52:19,540 - About the two of us. - About you. 600 00:52:19,565 --> 00:52:20,983 About all three of us. 601 00:52:21,959 --> 00:52:24,795 About us? What about us? 602 00:52:24,820 --> 00:52:26,905 Something's already going on between us. 603 00:52:27,354 --> 00:52:29,231 With you and me, something is just about to. 604 00:52:29,258 --> 00:52:33,090 Well, as you can see, we're celebrating our anniversary in two weeks. 605 00:52:34,192 --> 00:52:37,690 And rumour has it that when couples hit the seven-year mark, 606 00:52:37,715 --> 00:52:39,326 things start to get rocky. 607 00:52:39,351 --> 00:52:41,870 We already went through a rough patch last week, 608 00:52:41,895 --> 00:52:44,857 and I'm sure it's only going to get worse in the coming weeks 609 00:52:44,882 --> 00:52:48,260 so we've decided to plan ahead for the sake of our relationship. 610 00:52:48,285 --> 00:52:52,965 Congratulations, but what does that have to do with me? 611 00:52:52,990 --> 00:52:54,883 We want to be in a throuple with you. 612 00:52:54,908 --> 00:52:57,340 Three of us as a couple. 613 00:52:57,365 --> 00:53:00,762 Are you sure? Me? And both of you? 614 00:53:00,787 --> 00:53:02,895 You're seeing double, aren't you? 615 00:53:03,606 --> 00:53:04,810 Kidding. 616 00:53:04,835 --> 00:53:08,689 You see, we realized that there's something we've been missing, too. 617 00:53:08,714 --> 00:53:13,527 We miss being with a guy but we can't afford to lose each other. 618 00:53:13,552 --> 00:53:17,895 In short, we'll be using you to scratch our seven-year itch. 619 00:53:19,792 --> 00:53:20,855 Hang on. 620 00:53:22,686 --> 00:53:25,939 Okay. Why me? 621 00:53:26,418 --> 00:53:27,983 Why not? 622 00:53:28,150 --> 00:53:31,420 I know you're head over heels for me even back when I worked at Barbers' Lounge. 623 00:53:31,445 --> 00:53:35,782 And as far as I remember, didn't you try to court me back in College? 624 00:53:36,366 --> 00:53:38,010 You have nothing to lose. 625 00:53:38,035 --> 00:53:40,787 Your current fantasy will be your girlfriend. 626 00:53:41,087 --> 00:53:44,627 As well as your college crush. 627 00:53:44,758 --> 00:53:46,728 And you'll help us survive. 628 00:53:46,919 --> 00:53:49,271 You'll make our relationship stronger. 629 00:53:49,296 --> 00:53:52,869 And when we take you into our fold, 630 00:53:54,593 --> 00:53:57,571 don't worry, because it's our first time, too. 631 00:53:57,596 --> 00:54:00,974 We'll experiment, the three of us altogether. 632 00:54:01,283 --> 00:54:04,369 Whatever we do to each other, we'll all do together. 633 00:54:04,394 --> 00:54:05,412 Perfect three way! 634 00:54:05,437 --> 00:54:08,690 It'll be the three of us. What I do to her, 635 00:54:08,857 --> 00:54:10,208 she will do to you, 636 00:54:10,233 --> 00:54:11,568 you will do to me. 637 00:54:11,985 --> 00:54:14,015 But not to anyone else. 638 00:54:14,343 --> 00:54:15,600 Oh, by the way, 639 00:54:15,774 --> 00:54:17,568 we know that you live in your studio. 640 00:54:17,593 --> 00:54:20,469 I'm sorry but we can't live like that. 641 00:54:20,494 --> 00:54:22,120 We can't live with you in your studio. 642 00:54:22,371 --> 00:54:24,206 So you'll have to come live with us. 643 00:54:25,374 --> 00:54:30,003 So I'll be the one to come live with you. 644 00:54:30,170 --> 00:54:31,755 So is it a 'yes'? 645 00:54:32,586 --> 00:54:33,539 Yes. 646 00:54:33,882 --> 00:54:36,151 Oh my god! What date is it today? 647 00:54:36,176 --> 00:54:38,428 Our anniversary is next week… 648 00:54:38,595 --> 00:54:42,574 But us a throuple, today is our monthsary! 649 00:54:42,599 --> 00:54:44,359 Happy monthsary! 650 00:54:47,145 --> 00:54:48,480 Happy monthsary! 651 00:54:54,194 --> 00:54:56,238 What are you waiting for? 652 00:54:56,405 --> 00:54:58,532 Go on, kiss her. Greet her. 653 00:54:59,166 --> 00:55:00,617 Happy monthsary! 654 00:55:01,785 --> 00:55:02,828 Kiss her! 655 00:55:04,871 --> 00:55:08,558 By the way, here's the key to the condo. 656 00:55:08,583 --> 00:55:11,545 You can do whatever you want in there. 657 00:55:13,046 --> 00:55:14,756 We'll wait for you tomorrow, yeah? 658 00:55:19,302 --> 00:55:23,390 Ivy, Patricia— question? 659 00:55:24,016 --> 00:55:24,891 Can I—? 660 00:55:25,217 --> 00:55:27,828 Yes. You can screw us both. 661 00:55:29,438 --> 00:55:30,772 …at the same time. 662 00:55:35,415 --> 00:55:38,376 I only wanted to ask if I could get their address. 663 00:55:38,401 --> 00:55:40,070 I don't know where they live. 664 00:55:44,036 --> 00:55:45,662 Are you getting some sexytime? 665 00:55:46,288 --> 00:55:48,081 Sexytime! 666 00:55:48,498 --> 00:55:50,292 Sexytime! 667 00:55:50,584 --> 00:55:57,674 Sexytime! 668 00:58:54,559 --> 00:58:55,727 Hi, Ivy. 669 00:58:56,686 --> 00:58:57,771 Ah! Hi. 670 00:58:59,319 --> 00:59:01,166 You're home early. 671 00:59:01,191 --> 00:59:03,735 About thirty minutes early? 672 00:59:03,902 --> 00:59:05,111 I know, right? 673 00:59:05,695 --> 00:59:11,499 It rained all of a sudden and they decided to postpone the meeting. 674 00:59:12,077 --> 00:59:13,453 Is that what they call 'canceled'? 675 00:59:13,495 --> 00:59:16,081 Yes! That's right, cancelled. 676 00:59:16,350 --> 00:59:19,184 Ah, right. Speaking of cancelled, did you know that 677 00:59:19,209 --> 00:59:22,100 Patricia's flight got canceled in Cebu? 678 00:59:22,743 --> 00:59:26,956 Because of bad weather, apparently. So she said, 679 00:59:27,321 --> 00:59:31,158 if ever the weather clears up by tomorrow, she'll be able to fly back to Manila. 680 00:59:31,183 --> 00:59:32,124 Okay. 681 00:59:32,764 --> 00:59:36,977 Oh, no! Nevermind. It's okay. 682 00:59:37,002 --> 00:59:38,745 No, no, I want to do it. I'll do it. 683 00:59:38,770 --> 00:59:40,747 It's my turn. You just came from work. 684 00:59:40,772 --> 00:59:43,583 - No, no, it's okay. Really. - You sure? 685 00:59:43,608 --> 00:59:45,389 Yeah. It's okay, it's okay. 686 00:59:45,652 --> 00:59:46,522 Okay. 687 00:59:46,945 --> 00:59:51,960 I'll put this away since it's just the two of us. 688 00:59:52,254 --> 00:59:56,638 Too bad Patricia can't make it for dinner. I cooked her her favorite. 689 00:59:56,663 --> 00:59:58,665 Go on, try it. 690 01:00:02,919 --> 01:00:05,005 There's something else I'd like to try. 691 01:00:11,011 --> 01:00:12,262 Ah, wait, wait. 692 01:00:15,682 --> 01:00:21,104 Don't you have a rule that we have to do it altogether, 693 01:00:21,271 --> 01:00:25,442 the three of us at the same time? 694 01:00:26,054 --> 01:00:31,684 We can't do…well, that, with just the two of us? 695 01:00:31,781 --> 01:00:34,030 Yeah. I know that. 696 01:00:34,951 --> 01:00:37,233 But do you know what we can do? 697 01:00:37,412 --> 01:00:38,830 That's allowed? 698 01:00:39,789 --> 01:00:40,540 This. 699 01:00:44,336 --> 01:00:45,086 Ivy. 700 01:00:46,212 --> 01:00:46,963 Ivy. 701 01:00:48,506 --> 01:00:49,466 Ivy? 702 01:00:50,508 --> 01:00:51,426 Ivy? 703 01:00:52,093 --> 01:00:54,858 I like it. 704 01:01:17,494 --> 01:01:19,204 Did my eyes snap back into place? 705 01:01:19,913 --> 01:01:24,418 Technically, you didn't actually have sex. 706 01:01:24,938 --> 01:01:28,817 But you should still tell Patricia. 707 01:01:29,648 --> 01:01:32,026 She has a right to know. 708 01:01:34,219 --> 01:01:35,845 What if she gets mad at me? 709 01:01:36,012 --> 01:01:38,014 You can't help how she'll react. 710 01:01:38,264 --> 01:01:41,151 It's not your fault you got a blowjob. 711 01:01:41,684 --> 01:01:43,603 Attorney wanted to help herself to it. 712 01:01:44,562 --> 01:01:46,564 Or she's just returning the favor. 713 01:01:47,239 --> 01:01:52,070 You blowdried her hair, and she blew you. 714 01:01:56,574 --> 01:02:02,789 I'm here sharing my feelings and you're being a complete ass. 715 01:02:03,789 --> 01:02:05,332 You're terrible company. 716 01:02:07,335 --> 01:02:09,015 Hey, Patricia. 717 01:02:09,587 --> 01:02:11,923 Hey, are you okay? 718 01:02:12,549 --> 01:02:15,068 Hm? You tired? 719 01:02:15,093 --> 01:02:20,117 Sorry, Apol. I didn't get to tidy up because my abdomen hurts. 720 01:02:21,057 --> 01:02:22,100 Is that so? 721 01:02:22,267 --> 01:02:23,184 Alright, hang on. 722 01:02:33,403 --> 01:02:35,697 There we go. Okay. 723 01:02:40,743 --> 01:02:42,120 Thank you. 724 01:02:43,074 --> 01:02:46,224 For what? It's nothing. It's just a hot pack. 725 01:02:46,249 --> 01:02:49,586 Usually you place it on the belly, or on the small of your back. 726 01:02:50,837 --> 01:02:57,385 No, thanks for repairing my heel. 727 01:02:58,845 --> 01:03:06,811 Oh, this? Because Ivy told me, you always trip because of this. 728 01:03:07,101 --> 01:03:09,686 I've seen you fall over twice. 729 01:03:10,607 --> 01:03:13,991 So I repaired it somehow. 730 01:03:16,654 --> 01:03:17,572 Thank you. 731 01:03:19,382 --> 01:03:24,262 Oh, wait. I haven't started cooking because I just got in from the studio. 732 01:03:24,287 --> 01:03:26,331 I'll cook something for you. Wait there. 733 01:03:26,623 --> 01:03:27,373 Wait. 734 01:03:27,790 --> 01:03:28,541 What is it? 735 01:03:29,751 --> 01:03:31,294 Have you had something to eat? 736 01:03:33,546 --> 01:03:34,297 No. 737 01:03:35,686 --> 01:03:36,608 Dig in. 738 01:03:36,633 --> 01:03:37,800 Wait a minute. 739 01:03:39,427 --> 01:03:41,638 Aren't you on your period? 740 01:03:42,013 --> 01:03:44,288 Why, what's stopping you? 741 01:03:44,974 --> 01:03:45,850 Shit! 742 01:03:46,768 --> 01:03:48,770 Edward Cullen, is that you? 743 01:03:48,991 --> 01:03:52,077 Goddamn, this is the first time I've heard of a cross-eyed vampire. 744 01:03:53,800 --> 01:03:56,637 But man, Apol, you hit the jackpot. 745 01:03:56,909 --> 01:03:58,123 You're a rockstar! 746 01:03:58,404 --> 01:03:59,608 Raw feeding! 747 01:04:00,907 --> 01:04:05,870 Holy shit. When am I ever going to get a proper answer from either of you? 748 01:04:07,163 --> 01:04:10,250 But, Quintin, seriously, though. 749 01:04:11,000 --> 01:04:16,339 Should I tell the ladies or do you think they already talked about it? 750 01:04:16,975 --> 01:04:19,812 I think, this is just what I think, alright. 751 01:04:20,426 --> 01:04:23,596 I think you should keep it quiet. 752 01:04:23,763 --> 01:04:27,600 Your three-way setup is well and good, but... 753 01:04:27,767 --> 01:04:30,186 it would be great to have someone you can go with one-on-one. 754 01:04:30,465 --> 01:04:34,302 If you think about it, they agreed to that arrangement anyway, yeah? 755 01:04:34,327 --> 01:04:36,757 I'm just being practical, you know what I mean? 756 01:04:37,235 --> 01:04:42,936 It might not even be a big deal to them and you're overthinking it, huh? 757 01:04:43,676 --> 01:04:49,431 So as long as they like what you're doing, whether it's with both of them or not, 758 01:04:49,456 --> 01:04:50,944 there shouldn't be a problem! 759 01:04:51,991 --> 01:04:53,765 Am I right? So go ahead. 760 01:04:55,857 --> 01:04:56,843 So what does it taste like? 761 01:04:59,841 --> 01:05:08,022 Well, it's like sushi with ketchup, red tide clams, noodles left out in— 762 01:05:08,047 --> 01:05:10,015 Okay, that's enough! I'm good! 763 01:05:23,358 --> 01:05:27,265 A couple of pussycats! 764 01:05:40,733 --> 01:05:42,585 Hold up! Wait a minute! 765 01:05:42,634 --> 01:05:44,135 I can't breathe! 766 01:05:45,345 --> 01:05:47,430 My lips are all bruised. 767 01:05:47,750 --> 01:05:49,444 You kiss! 768 01:05:50,515 --> 01:05:51,643 Come on! 769 01:06:00,276 --> 01:06:01,194 There we go! 770 01:06:04,983 --> 01:06:09,249 Hey, what? What is this? What are you doing? 771 01:06:09,475 --> 01:06:10,620 Hey! Hey! 772 01:06:13,706 --> 01:06:15,458 Oh shit! Shit. 773 01:06:16,542 --> 01:06:17,543 Oh shit! 774 01:06:19,212 --> 01:06:21,773 Ouch! Godammnit! Wait! 775 01:06:21,798 --> 01:06:22,983 Do it gently! 776 01:06:23,383 --> 01:06:25,760 You're chewing at it like a corn cob! 777 01:06:26,135 --> 01:06:28,388 Aren't you supposed to be cats? You're nibbling like rats! 778 01:06:29,305 --> 01:06:30,452 What's the matter with you? 779 01:07:16,561 --> 01:07:18,705 That hurts! 780 01:07:18,730 --> 01:07:19,605 Wanna see? 781 01:07:21,399 --> 01:07:21,941 Look. 782 01:07:26,255 --> 01:07:31,038 I'm not sure if I should pity you or be envious. 783 01:07:31,581 --> 01:07:32,999 Did you confess? 784 01:07:33,661 --> 01:07:37,039 That's what I don't understand. I never told them anything. 785 01:07:37,844 --> 01:07:38,951 Instinct? 786 01:07:39,732 --> 01:07:41,734 Animal instinct? 787 01:07:43,074 --> 01:07:44,200 Killer instict? 788 01:07:44,714 --> 01:07:47,140 Women's instinct! 789 01:07:51,754 --> 01:07:54,858 You stood up, I was leaning against it! 790 01:08:07,612 --> 01:08:08,946 Hi! 791 01:08:12,512 --> 01:08:13,680 Sorry, I'm late. 792 01:08:14,298 --> 01:08:15,675 It's okay, madame. 793 01:08:23,711 --> 01:08:27,465 Wait, you asked her to come, too? 794 01:08:27,882 --> 01:08:28,741 "Too"? 795 01:08:28,925 --> 01:08:30,802 So you did ask her to come? 796 01:08:30,968 --> 01:08:32,487 Yes, why? 797 01:08:32,535 --> 01:08:38,415 You texted me simultaneously. You said, you wanted to cook Bicol Express. 798 01:08:40,394 --> 01:08:42,980 Why are you going to cook Bicol Express? 799 01:08:45,775 --> 01:08:48,986 Why not? And why don't you know about this? 800 01:08:49,946 --> 01:08:53,800 You're the ones who told me we're going to cook Bicol Express. 801 01:08:53,825 --> 01:08:55,523 You asked me to teach you. 802 01:08:55,548 --> 01:08:58,055 Now you're acting clueless. What's up? 803 01:08:58,079 --> 01:08:59,147 You're being weird. 804 01:09:01,624 --> 01:09:04,252 Why, who's the Bicol Express for? 805 01:09:09,173 --> 01:09:13,052 Oh, wow. The house looks clean! 806 01:09:13,886 --> 01:09:16,656 So that's why you haven't called me for a whole week. 807 01:09:16,681 --> 01:09:19,843 I expected to clean today. 808 01:09:20,601 --> 01:09:21,780 Wow! 809 01:09:27,942 --> 01:09:28,936 Is this the guy? 810 01:09:30,486 --> 01:09:31,725 Is this him? 811 01:09:37,451 --> 01:09:38,786 Why is he doing a wacky pose? 812 01:09:42,117 --> 01:09:45,606 He's cross-eyed! He's really cross-eyed, isn't he? 813 01:09:48,129 --> 01:09:50,756 He's the one who likes Bicol Express. 814 01:09:51,257 --> 01:09:56,888 Is he the new guy you're in a— what was it called? 815 01:09:57,179 --> 01:09:58,097 …throuple! 816 01:09:58,973 --> 01:10:01,475 Is he the guy you're in a throuple with? Is it him? 817 01:10:01,934 --> 01:10:03,075 Is it? 818 01:10:07,113 --> 01:10:12,035 In other words, the other doesn't know 819 01:10:12,570 --> 01:10:17,301 that one of you will be cooking Bicol Express. 820 01:10:19,083 --> 01:10:23,472 She told me, Madame, that she's going out for a bit. 821 01:10:23,497 --> 01:10:27,005 And she told me she has a lot of paperwork at the office. 822 01:10:27,126 --> 01:10:29,670 It's true. I do have a lot of paperwork. 823 01:10:29,720 --> 01:10:31,669 I just brought them home. 824 01:10:31,694 --> 01:10:35,902 So, what? I want to cook for Apol! Because he cooked Lengua for me the other day. 825 01:10:35,927 --> 01:10:37,678 As a way to say thank you! 826 01:10:37,703 --> 01:10:40,448 I requested that dish! And you ate it. 827 01:10:40,473 --> 01:10:42,700 Yes, I ate him! 828 01:10:42,725 --> 01:10:44,310 And he ate me! 829 01:10:46,572 --> 01:10:49,793 You are such a slut! 830 01:10:50,870 --> 01:10:52,388 You're so slutty! 831 01:10:52,413 --> 01:10:54,025 You're a slut! 832 01:10:54,630 --> 01:10:58,741 Madame, who's sluttier, the one who ate, or the one who got eaten? 833 01:10:58,840 --> 01:11:04,413 Ah, don't drag me into that because it's been ages since I had mine eaten. 834 01:11:04,438 --> 01:11:07,770 And if anybody would like to try, it's gone bad. 835 01:11:08,918 --> 01:11:10,711 And what about you, huh? 836 01:11:10,878 --> 01:11:16,025 You! Why didn't you tell me something's going on between you two? 837 01:11:16,050 --> 01:11:16,801 Why? 838 01:11:17,551 --> 01:11:19,059 Who cheated first? 839 01:11:19,470 --> 01:11:20,638 Was it us or was it you? 840 01:11:22,306 --> 01:11:23,265 When did you do it? 841 01:11:23,724 --> 01:11:24,653 When? 842 01:11:24,892 --> 01:11:26,255 When did it happen? 843 01:11:26,602 --> 01:11:27,979 When I was at the office? 844 01:11:28,562 --> 01:11:29,480 Yesterday? 845 01:11:29,647 --> 01:11:30,731 The other day? 846 01:11:30,982 --> 01:11:32,191 When did it happen?! 847 01:11:35,236 --> 01:11:38,387 How to cook Bicol Express. 848 01:11:38,781 --> 01:11:44,996 First, saute the ginger, garlic, and onions. 849 01:11:45,997 --> 01:11:49,614 After a few minutes, put in the pork. 850 01:11:51,264 --> 01:11:53,062 You're such pigs! 851 01:11:53,087 --> 01:11:54,911 You're a pig! 852 01:11:55,006 --> 01:11:58,192 You were on your period! And you let him eat you! 853 01:11:58,217 --> 01:11:59,317 Pig! 854 01:11:59,342 --> 01:12:01,262 Add the coconut milk. 855 01:12:01,605 --> 01:12:05,067 Wow, as if you didn't swallow his cum! 856 01:12:07,518 --> 01:12:08,769 Let it boil. 857 01:12:10,520 --> 01:12:11,498 Ivy. 858 01:12:11,897 --> 01:12:13,149 Give it a little stir. 859 01:12:13,733 --> 01:12:16,193 Ivy, let's talk about this. Wait. Don't be hasty. 860 01:12:16,218 --> 01:12:18,295 Add the anchovies. 861 01:12:18,320 --> 01:12:19,817 Ivy, wait. Please. 862 01:12:22,706 --> 01:12:23,860 Ivy. 863 01:12:25,536 --> 01:12:26,704 Gross! 864 01:12:27,389 --> 01:12:29,473 You're disgusting, you know that? 865 01:12:29,498 --> 01:12:30,708 You know why? 866 01:12:30,965 --> 01:12:35,229 Because your pussy smells fishy! 867 01:12:35,254 --> 01:12:37,676 You pussy reeks! 868 01:12:38,132 --> 01:12:39,317 And the red chilies. 869 01:12:40,342 --> 01:12:44,363 And you, Apol. 870 01:12:44,388 --> 01:12:47,863 You knew that, you asshole. 871 01:12:47,863 --> 01:12:49,953 You knew that she was on her period. 872 01:12:49,978 --> 01:12:55,497 You saw that it was red. You know that it stank, but you still ate her! 873 01:12:57,145 --> 01:13:01,088 Wow! Like you're such a saint! 874 01:13:01,113 --> 01:13:02,923 When it's you who started it! 875 01:13:02,947 --> 01:13:04,992 You're the one who first kept it a secret! 876 01:13:05,049 --> 01:13:08,160 Now you're flipping out. Amazing! 877 01:13:09,032 --> 01:13:11,419 Hey! That's enough! 878 01:13:12,625 --> 01:13:13,512 Madame. 879 01:13:14,251 --> 01:13:15,372 Please continue. 880 01:13:15,711 --> 01:13:19,676 Let it boil. It should be bubbling. 881 01:13:21,425 --> 01:13:26,942 Take your long green peppers and other vegetables you would like to add. 882 01:13:27,056 --> 01:13:28,057 You may add them now. 883 01:13:28,224 --> 01:13:28,974 Right now. 884 01:13:30,700 --> 01:13:33,954 Is this it? Is this the blower? 885 01:13:33,979 --> 01:13:35,098 That's enough. 886 01:13:36,649 --> 01:13:39,169 Is this it? Huh? 887 01:13:39,637 --> 01:13:42,963 Let go of me! Don't interfere, you son of a bitch. 888 01:13:42,988 --> 01:13:45,883 Is this the one? Is this the pair he fixed for you? 889 01:13:45,908 --> 01:13:50,840 Is this it? I'll wipe your face with it! 890 01:13:51,247 --> 01:13:58,965 And when the soup is thick, voila! 891 01:14:00,297 --> 01:14:02,842 Delicious, spicy, and quick. 892 01:14:03,759 --> 01:14:05,315 Bicol Express. 893 01:14:15,437 --> 01:14:16,397 Hello? 894 01:14:16,422 --> 01:14:17,846 Ivy! 895 01:14:18,248 --> 01:14:19,291 You assholes. 896 01:14:19,316 --> 01:14:20,276 What’s happening?! 897 01:14:20,568 --> 01:14:22,987 You have been avoiding me for two days! 898 01:14:23,237 --> 01:14:25,281 And Patricia’s phone is unattended, too! 899 01:14:25,333 --> 01:14:26,668 Where are you? 900 01:14:27,088 --> 01:14:28,047 Hello? 901 01:14:28,681 --> 01:14:30,405 It’s your flight tomorrow. 902 01:14:32,037 --> 01:14:34,790 You answered your phone but you won’t say a word. 903 01:14:34,815 --> 01:14:35,982 What is going on?! 904 01:14:36,007 --> 01:14:38,468 It’s your anniversary three days from now. 905 01:14:38,493 --> 01:14:41,121 And it’s already my wedding day, you bitches! 906 01:14:41,146 --> 01:14:42,564 Did you two fight? 907 01:14:43,899 --> 01:14:45,484 Don’t drag me in your shit. 908 01:14:45,509 --> 01:14:47,377 You are stressing me out. 909 01:14:47,402 --> 01:14:48,945 I’m getting married, damn it. 910 01:14:49,033 --> 01:14:52,954 I don’t care if you two have problems or whatever shitty drama you have. 911 01:14:53,217 --> 01:14:55,428 Don’t ruin my big day! 912 01:14:57,354 --> 01:14:59,607 Answer me, come on! 913 01:15:01,650 --> 01:15:03,652 Screw you!! 914 01:17:29,673 --> 01:17:31,768 There were many instances in my life 915 01:17:31,793 --> 01:17:34,526 that didn't seem to serve any purpose. 916 01:17:36,031 --> 01:17:39,120 Oftentimes, my happiness is short-lived 917 01:17:39,631 --> 01:17:42,510 because it's quickly replaced by loneliness. 918 01:17:45,019 --> 01:17:49,399 Sometimes I get jealous of my friends. 919 01:17:50,569 --> 01:17:55,240 Like Ivy and Patricia, 920 01:17:55,991 --> 01:18:00,537 because they're one of the few who have already found the one for them. 921 01:18:02,795 --> 01:18:07,550 I used to ask myself a lot about who might be my 'The One'. 922 01:18:09,713 --> 01:18:11,298 And then you came along. 923 01:18:14,218 --> 01:18:15,951 I got scared. 924 01:18:18,044 --> 01:18:22,090 I got scared of getting hurt again. 925 01:18:23,756 --> 01:18:29,345 Of wasting time, moments, of investing my emotions. 926 01:18:34,405 --> 01:18:42,204 But three years ago, here in Thailand, I agreed to be your girlfriend. 927 01:18:43,606 --> 01:18:47,527 I mustered up all of my strength and jumped into a relationship. 928 01:18:49,382 --> 01:18:52,135 Not just because I made sure you truly loved me, 929 01:18:53,215 --> 01:18:58,846 but because through your love, I learned to love myself. 930 01:19:01,624 --> 01:19:11,009 And that's what keeps my faith strong as we spend each day together. 931 01:19:11,921 --> 01:19:15,623 I cherish the happy days, and the sad days, 932 01:19:16,762 --> 01:19:19,056 even the ones when we have misunderstandings. 933 01:19:20,751 --> 01:19:27,558 I know we'll never leave each other because we love ourselves. 934 01:19:32,206 --> 01:19:41,048 Even if you have someone beside you to hug you, kiss you, 935 01:19:41,073 --> 01:19:44,340 be with you, support you, and love you, 936 01:19:46,477 --> 01:19:52,608 you will never be complete until you first love, your 'The One', 937 01:19:54,219 --> 01:19:56,230 which is yourself. 938 01:19:59,781 --> 01:20:01,200 I love you. 939 01:20:04,807 --> 01:20:07,199 I'm ready to be your +1. 940 01:20:10,417 --> 01:20:14,963 I love you. I love you very much. 941 01:20:16,613 --> 01:20:19,408 Chân rák khun. (’I love you’ in Thai, female speaker) 942 01:22:37,773 --> 01:22:41,777 Sorry, Thank you, and I love you both. - Apol. 943 01:23:00,152 --> 01:23:02,972 He got his eye operation. 944 01:23:06,940 --> 01:23:10,418 We can circle this, it's seven points now. 945 01:23:25,791 --> 01:23:27,183 It's impossible now! 946 01:23:27,324 --> 01:23:28,684 No more plus one! 947 01:24:04,526 --> 01:24:05,736 Hi! 948 01:24:09,050 --> 01:24:10,096 Come here. 949 01:24:10,370 --> 01:24:11,524 Okay. 950 01:24:14,601 --> 01:24:16,936 We're the ones who booked you. 951 01:24:17,599 --> 01:24:19,476 For a maternity shoot. 952 01:24:22,090 --> 01:24:23,341 Wait a minute. 953 01:24:25,088 --> 01:24:27,160 Here's the downpayment. 954 01:24:27,705 --> 01:24:29,582 We trust your concept. 955 01:24:30,510 --> 01:24:32,721 And then we'll call you when we're ready. 956 01:24:32,785 --> 01:24:34,765 Okay? Let's set an available date. 957 01:24:35,145 --> 01:24:36,063 Okay. 958 01:24:36,915 --> 01:24:37,874 Thanks. 959 01:24:42,332 --> 01:24:44,357 Ivy, Patricia… 960 01:24:45,690 --> 01:24:50,135 Question, can I— 961 01:24:51,167 --> 01:24:52,418 Yes. They're yours. 962 01:24:53,533 --> 01:24:57,329 You're the only man we had sex with, that's why we got pregnant. 963 01:24:57,580 --> 01:24:59,456 At the same time. 68275

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