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[ stant screaming ]
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Oh! Oh! Ah!
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It's the crow man!
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[ Crow cawing ]
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[ Belches ]
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Give it a second.
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Maybe he's taking it out
to surrender.
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[ Whooshing ]
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[ Sword clangs ]
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♪
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He's anti-heroic.
Run!
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[ Feet pattering ]
I don't understand.
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He's only one man!
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With the power
of a thousand crows.
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[ Crows cawing ]
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Oh, oh! Ooh!
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[ Strained ]
Good luck.
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Crows and owls
have always been at war,
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but why do you care?
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What's the point?
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Here's two.
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[ Grunts ]
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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Ha-ha! Yeah. Cool.
Morty?
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Uh, h-hey, man!
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Good to see you!
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[ Crows cawing ]
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Y-You're, like, looking, like,
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into crows... still.
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Oh, uh, two crows,
you remember Morty.
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Morty, two crows.
[ Crows caw ]
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It's good to see you,
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but if you'd given me
more of a heads up...
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Well, I-I was just
in the neighborhood.
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I-It wasn't like...
It's just that
the battle for crows
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is kind of never-ending.
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Huh. Right.
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A little pointless, then, right?
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That came out wrong,
s-sounded judgy.
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Crowhorse. Crowhorse.
Okay.
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Crowhorse. Crowhorse.
Looks like...
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looks like they're
leading you to a thing.
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Take care, Morty.
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You... You too!
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I-I'm doing good, by the way.
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Oh, my dad was gonna eat that
yogurt you left in the fridge
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but I-I told him...
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♪
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♪
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♪
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[ Insects chirping ]
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♪
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[ Rick belches ]
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♪
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[ Indistinct talking ]
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[ Thunder crashes ]
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[ Clears throat ]
I'm looking for...
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Crow Scare.
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The scarecrow?
The evil scarecrow?
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Come on. Whoever gives him up
first lives.
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Fine, I can kill
an extra asshole.
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Helps me get my steps in.
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[ Whooshing ]
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♪
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Ah!
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[ Clanging ]
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Ahhh!
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Rick!
Morty?
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Wood?!
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Aghhhh!
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Uh, Morty, why are you
now like 40?
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Th-That's how long
it's been, Rick.
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Oh, uh, I guess we can have
a drink together, then.
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Do you have a rum and Coke?
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What are you, 20?
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[ Chuckling ]
Oh, bless your heart.
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Time be goin' by, don't she?
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That's your reaction
to finding out
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you wasted your entire life?
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I feel okay.
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Well... well, what about me?!
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Whoa.
Excuse us, boys.
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You don't wanna
be here for this.
[ Crows cawing ]
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I thought if I gave you
enough space,
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you'd outgrow this...
phase.
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Here's your drink, poser.
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Dad got sick, you know.
Stage 4.
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You would've loved it.
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Summer's a nurse...
well, pretty much a nurse.
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She... She married a junkie.
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Rick, come home,
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while we still got
a little time.
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Morty, what we had
wasn't healthy.
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And this is?
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Y-You've had a thousand
adventures with these crows.
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When are you gonna
kill their big bad?
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First off,
the "will they/kill they"
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is everything to my guys.
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And second, [bleep] you for
trying to undermine my happiness.
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This may be the last time
you ever lay eyes on me!
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I hope that's not true, Morty,
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because you look like
s[burps]shit,
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and this is not
how I wanna remember you.
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♪
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♪
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Crow Scare: Now that I have
his two crows,
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nothing will stop me
from eliminating Crow Rick.
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[ Crows cawing ]
Don't defend him to me.
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I don't even get
what you see in him.
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[ Crows cawing ]
You're right.
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We should be enjoying
the time we have together.
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Crow Rick!
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Oh, I-I know what this
must look like, but...
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It looks like
my arch nemesis, Crow Scare,
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and my sidekicks
planning adventures together.
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You are hardly the victim here.
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I was adventuring
with these two crows
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before you ever came along.
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[ Crows cawing ]
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What do you mean,
"using me as a rebound?"
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[ Cawing ]
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You feel like I was using you
as a rebound, too?
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Well, [bleep],
this lost all meaning.
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I guess it could have
been worse.
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At least adventuring
was just a metaphor
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for romantic partnership,
so it's not a real break-up.
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Speak for yourself.
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We immensely enjoy
each other's bodies.
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What?!
Ugh! No!
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Sounds like the man's
asking for proof.
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Let's show him, fellas!
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I-I asked for zero proof!
Ahh!
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Zero proof!
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[ Whoosh! ]
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[ Metal clanging ]
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I'm giving you free will.
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Yah!
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Crow Horse:
Submit to Crow Horse!
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[ People screaming ]
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Whoops.
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[ Doorbell rings ]
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Rick? Wubba lubba
dub dub! I'm back, pal!
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Jerry:
Morty, who's at the door?
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Wait a minute.
I thought you died gruesomely?
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W-what the hell's going on here?
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See, uh, the...
the thing is, uh...
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Can you please
make Morty 14 again, Dad?
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This is ridiculous.
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Okay, look, I-I may have used
an aging serum
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to kind of emotionally
blackmail you a little
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I kind of figured,
and I totally get it, Morty,
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I-I'm done with the two crows.
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Like, they were super clingy
and I'm ready to make this work.
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Let's just hit the reset button.
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Well, no, honey,
not a reset, okay?
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Tell your grandpa that
you're worthy of his respect
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and you want to be treated
differently from now on.
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I refuse to do that.
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I-I'm desperate
to get back together.
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Just like his old man.
Don't worry, honey.
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That's just Morty's
middle age talking.
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He'll be less codependent
once we get
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more of his life
in front of him again.
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Uh, I'd like him to stay 40
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so he can keep buying
my friends molly.
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I'd rather throw my vote away
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than use it to support
a flawed system.
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Can we make our first
adventure fixing this?
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I keep thinking about
lawn care. Okay, buddy.
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Who sold you
this shitty aging serum?
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What did he look like?
Just like you.
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I-I got it from the
Citadel. Hot damn.
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Hittin' the ground running
with a Citadel episode.
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See ya later, masturbators.
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[ Muzak playing ]
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Hi! I'm Citadel's new mascot,
Andy,
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because this place
wouldn't be home
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without Ricks "Andy" Mortys.
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Dumb.
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Ooh, what happened to
this place?
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There's a Morty president now.
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Aw, that's cute. They rebuilt.
They made it nicer.
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They made it Glendale.
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God damn, you are cantankerous.
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Even pooping hurts now.
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Yeah, well, this place
is gonna fix you right up.
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Okay, so, we've got
a standard Morty
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that's been aged to... 40?
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Can you reverse it?
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Well, if you look at it
like a bone,
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what we can do is
break his age in two places,
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remove the middle, and graft
its ends back together.
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Th-that sounds really violent.
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It's not a literal bone, Morty.
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Oh, okay.
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Ah, brace yourself,
the process does also
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break every bone in your body.
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Wait! Aah! Ooh! Ow!
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I like crayons.
Girls are gross.
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I-I think I feel
like myself again.
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Uh, you look a little weird.
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Your skin's all pink
like a baby mouse.
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I-Is that normal?
Probably.
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Uh, sign here
for storage or disposal
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of the 26 years we removed.
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Wait, what?
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I ain't payin'
to store 26 years.
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Well, then youe taking it
with you.
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[ Rumbling ]
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I'm almost ready to sell out.
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Alright, what's disposal cost?
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[ Rumbling and punching ]
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Oh!
S-something unfair's
happening.
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There's no escape.
No escape!
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Let me help you!
This is not a good look.
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Oh!
[ Gunshot ]
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Oh, boy. Hey!
They... they shot me!
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You are seriously hurting
the Citadel experience.
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Listen to me!
Drop the gun!
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Death is coming for us all,
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and the Citadel is
a weapon of mass des...
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[ Gunshot ]
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Woof. You're about to get
suspended with pay.
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Come on, Morty, let's get outta
here before this gets political.
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Oh! Was I...
influential?
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Yeah, y-you were influential.
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Y-You had like seven...
seven blogs.
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Tight. Oh.
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Ugh. Too late.
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Rick C-137,
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President Morty requests
you join him for dinner.
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Whoa! S-Seriously?
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You know I destroyed this place.
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You've been paoned
for that, sir.
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Rick! Let's have dinner
with the Morty President.
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Morty, the idea was to get back
to simple adventures.
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The Citadel runs on canon.
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Okay. I guess things really are
just going right back
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to how they were.
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Fine. I could eat.
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But the second he reveals
he's evil, we're gone.
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[ Ominous music playing ]
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I dunno. It tastes...
pretty good.
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Okay, let me know
if you start feeling poisony.
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Good to have you back, buddy.
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Mmm!
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Sorry I'm late.
Never really ends around here.
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Look at this, Morty.
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They really did make a you
the president.
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And I hate 'em every day for it.
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But wow!
Rick C-137.
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Now, that's a guy to move
your schedule around for.
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Not... Not here to blow
the place up again, I hope.
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[ Chuckles ] Ha! Not unless
you try to keep me here.
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Ha-ha, geez.
Wouldn't dream of it.
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But it's amazing you dropped by
257
00:08:43,990 --> 00:08:45,924
because I was eventually
gonna hunt you down.
258
00:08:45,926 --> 00:08:47,860
There's the reveal.
Let's dance.
259
00:08:47,862 --> 00:08:49,461
Ha! Geez.
Rick, come on, man.
260
00:08:49,463 --> 00:08:51,596
The guy got elected president
by Ricks and Mortys.
261
00:08:51,598 --> 00:08:53,732
He's being really nice.
All politicians are nice.
262
00:08:53,734 --> 00:08:55,467
He's a hot bag of peanuts,
isn't he?
263
00:08:55,469 --> 00:08:56,869
We've been through a lot.
264
00:08:56,871 --> 00:08:59,003
A-And he does not like...
Serialized drama.
265
00:08:59,005 --> 00:09:00,939
Right, no drama.
Keep it episodic.
266
00:09:00,941 --> 00:09:02,140
Ricks never look back.
267
00:09:02,142 --> 00:09:04,076
Waste of a legend in his case.
268
00:09:04,078 --> 00:09:06,010
You know he practically
built this place? Wait, what?
269
00:09:06,012 --> 00:09:08,080
And now you're running
it squeaky clean, right?
270
00:09:08,082 --> 00:09:09,414
That's why you got
deformed Mortys
271
00:09:09,416 --> 00:09:10,682
coming up
through the sewer lines
272
00:09:10,684 --> 00:09:12,150
talking about hope and change?
273
00:09:12,152 --> 00:09:14,086
Fair enough.
Good clapback, Rick.
274
00:09:14,088 --> 00:09:15,620
What's the deal with that,
Mister P?
275
00:09:15,622 --> 00:09:17,021
I got a little project going on.
276
00:09:17,023 --> 00:09:18,356
Required some hands-on labor.
277
00:09:18,358 --> 00:09:20,425
It would require less
if you were willing
278
00:09:20,427 --> 00:09:21,626
to tell me how one might
279
00:09:21,628 --> 00:09:23,495
bring down
the Central Finite Curve.
280
00:09:23,497 --> 00:09:24,763
Alright, time to go, Morty.
281
00:09:24,765 --> 00:09:26,030
I want to know
what he's talking about.
282
00:09:26,032 --> 00:09:27,165
Yeah, you've come all this way.
283
00:09:27,167 --> 00:09:28,700
Can you give me 10 more seconds?
284
00:09:28,702 --> 00:09:30,369
Literally 10?
Because now it would be 6.
285
00:09:30,371 --> 00:09:31,703
Oh, I'm fine with that.
286
00:09:31,705 --> 00:09:33,305
Make it 2.
287
00:09:33,307 --> 00:09:34,773
One.
[ Ding! ]
288
00:09:34,775 --> 00:09:36,508
Like I said, would have been
a big help for you to tell me,
289
00:09:36,510 --> 00:09:38,843
but I should have everything
I need from you now.
290
00:09:38,845 --> 00:09:40,245
Let me just make sure.
291
00:09:40,247 --> 00:09:42,381
You can't scan an entire brain
over appetizers.
292
00:09:42,383 --> 00:09:45,918
Oh, most of yours got scanned
a long time ago.
293
00:09:45,920 --> 00:09:47,452
You probably don't remember.
294
00:09:47,454 --> 00:09:49,788
Check out season 1,
episode 9, Rick Heads.
295
00:09:49,790 --> 00:09:51,790
Excel[burps]sior!
296
00:09:51,792 --> 00:09:53,525
Evil Rick.
We kicked his ass!
297
00:09:53,527 --> 00:09:54,927
"Evil Rick."
I love it.
298
00:09:54,929 --> 00:09:56,328
Smartest man in the universe,
299
00:09:56,330 --> 00:09:58,931
with an ego so big you can
just grab it like a joystick.
300
00:09:58,933 --> 00:10:00,865
[ Whirring ]
Looks complete.
301
00:10:00,867 --> 00:10:02,000
I was afraid I'd have to
kill every Rick
302
00:10:02,002 --> 00:10:03,201
on the Citadel
to get what I needed.
303
00:10:03,203 --> 00:10:05,270
You asshole!
I vouched for you!
304
00:10:05,272 --> 00:10:07,472
He only came here
because I asked him to.
305
00:10:07,474 --> 00:10:08,807
I'm sorry, Rick.
306
00:10:08,809 --> 00:10:10,008
That apology and a screwdriver
in my hand
307
00:10:10,010 --> 00:10:11,676
would be worth a screwdriver.
308
00:10:11,678 --> 00:10:13,077
You sellout Mortys kill me.
309
00:10:13,079 --> 00:10:14,746
I'd hate you more than
the Ricks you worship
310
00:10:14,748 --> 00:10:15,814
if there was any point.
311
00:10:15,816 --> 00:10:17,082
But you can't help it.
312
00:10:17,084 --> 00:10:18,683
You were bred for it.
313
00:10:18,685 --> 00:10:19,884
Wanna see?
314
00:10:19,886 --> 00:10:22,821
[ Whirring ]
315
00:10:22,823 --> 00:10:24,689
You already know Rogue Ricks
used Mortys
316
00:10:24,691 --> 00:10:26,959
to hide themselves
from the Citadel.
317
00:10:26,961 --> 00:10:28,560
But you might not know
it worked so well
318
00:10:28,562 --> 00:10:30,094
that the Citadel became its own
319
00:10:30,096 --> 00:10:31,430
Morty Market.
320
00:10:31,432 --> 00:10:33,298
And I'm sure you don't know
how far they've gone
321
00:10:33,300 --> 00:10:35,300
to help supply meet demand.
322
00:10:35,302 --> 00:10:37,101
Sure, Ricks could scour infinity
323
00:10:37,103 --> 00:10:38,703
for naturally occurring
grandsons.
324
00:10:38,705 --> 00:10:39,972
But why bother?
325
00:10:39,974 --> 00:10:41,440
So much work.
326
00:10:41,442 --> 00:10:43,575
Such an admission of need.
327
00:10:43,577 --> 00:10:46,111
There aren't infinite versions
of our grandfather, Morty.
328
00:10:46,113 --> 00:10:48,847
He's an infinite smear
of one shitty old man.
329
00:10:48,849 --> 00:10:50,448
And he's attached to us
infinitely
330
00:10:50,450 --> 00:10:54,853
through his weakness
and our forgiveness.
331
00:10:54,855 --> 00:10:56,388
This is why we're with him.
332
00:10:56,390 --> 00:10:58,090
This is why we're alive.
333
00:11:01,662 --> 00:11:03,462
What the [bleep]?
334
00:11:03,464 --> 00:11:04,797
Rick, say this isn't true.
335
00:11:04,799 --> 00:11:06,731
It isn't the whole truth.
Both: Liar!
336
00:11:06,733 --> 00:11:08,533
It's complicated!
I'm not busy.
337
00:11:08,535 --> 00:11:10,335
Okay, Morty, remember when
I said all I need
338
00:11:10,337 --> 00:11:12,404
was your apology
and a screwdriver in my hand?
339
00:11:12,406 --> 00:11:15,139
Well, I forgot I literally
have a screwdriver in my hand.
340
00:11:15,141 --> 00:11:17,476
I mean, duh-doy.
I'm basically Inspector Gadget.
341
00:11:17,478 --> 00:11:18,811
Uh-oh.
342
00:11:20,014 --> 00:11:22,214
It's okay.
He's free to go.
343
00:11:22,216 --> 00:11:25,550
He's the Rickest Rick.
We'll never see him again.
344
00:11:27,554 --> 00:11:29,021
Morty, when you came here
for that serum,
345
00:11:29,023 --> 00:11:30,755
did you refill this gun?
346
00:11:30,757 --> 00:11:31,956
Yeah.
347
00:11:31,958 --> 00:11:34,693
Oh. Ooh!
Holy [bleep]
348
00:11:34,695 --> 00:11:37,029
I only know one man that ever
hacked my portal gun,
349
00:11:37,031 --> 00:11:39,031
and it turned out
it was evil you.
350
00:11:39,033 --> 00:11:41,233
Yay!
He's all caught up.
351
00:11:42,769 --> 00:11:44,969
Wait. Hold it.
Hold it.
352
00:11:45,772 --> 00:11:48,907
Who... Who's that?
Time for Big Boy. Duck!
353
00:11:48,909 --> 00:11:51,510
Ohhhhhh! Ohhhhhh!
Ohhhhh!
354
00:11:51,512 --> 00:11:52,511
Does he like it?
355
00:11:52,513 --> 00:11:53,846
It's a metaphor
for capitalism, Morty.
356
00:11:53,848 --> 00:11:55,447
What do you think?
357
00:11:55,449 --> 00:11:57,982
Ohhhhhh! Ohhhhhh!
Ohhhhhh!
358
00:11:57,984 --> 00:11:59,051
Ohh! Ohhhhhh!
359
00:11:59,053 --> 00:12:01,253
[ Grunting ]
360
00:12:01,255 --> 00:12:04,456
Ohhhhhh! Ohhhhhh!
Ohhhhh!
361
00:12:04,458 --> 00:12:06,058
[ Grunts ]
362
00:12:07,394 --> 00:12:09,928
Ohhhhhh! Ohhhhhh!
Ohhhhh!
363
00:12:09,930 --> 00:12:11,563
Ohhhhhh!
364
00:12:12,999 --> 00:12:14,066
Rick: Yoink!
365
00:12:14,068 --> 00:12:16,669
You can't outrun your past,
Rick.
366
00:12:16,671 --> 00:12:19,271
Did you think my force field
would be down the second time?
367
00:12:19,273 --> 00:12:22,006
I was expressing disapproval
of your dialogue.
368
00:12:22,008 --> 00:12:23,876
[ Chuckles ]
Disapprove all you want.
369
00:12:23,878 --> 00:12:26,945
Tonight, the quality of dialogue
stops mattering.
370
00:12:26,947 --> 00:12:29,882
Tonight, I do that thing
I want to do
371
00:12:29,884 --> 00:12:31,416
with the curve thing.
372
00:12:34,220 --> 00:12:36,221
Loudspeaker: Nobody leave.
Everybody stay.
373
00:12:36,223 --> 00:12:37,889
Nobody leave.
Everody stay.
374
00:12:37,891 --> 00:12:41,493
[ Mortys screaming ]
375
00:12:41,495 --> 00:12:43,628
Aaaaaaah!
376
00:12:43,630 --> 00:12:45,030
[ Gunfire ]
377
00:12:45,032 --> 00:12:47,298
Nobody leave.
Everybody stay.
378
00:12:47,300 --> 00:12:48,834
In uncertain times like these,
379
00:12:48,836 --> 00:12:51,036
I think it's important for me
to say, eat shit, [bleep] you.
380
00:12:51,038 --> 00:12:52,838
The drug companies paid for me
to say every word.
381
00:12:52,840 --> 00:12:54,173
I have millions of dollars,
382
00:12:54,175 --> 00:12:55,841
and I don't care if you live...
oh, God!
383
00:12:55,843 --> 00:12:57,843
Oh, [bleep]! No! Aah!
384
00:12:57,845 --> 00:12:59,978
And I'd just like to say that
prescription drugs are great,
385
00:12:59,980 --> 00:13:02,047
and you should buy them now.
386
00:13:02,049 --> 00:13:03,448
Morty:
What's happening, Rick?
387
00:13:03,450 --> 00:13:05,050
He hacked the entire city's
portal supply.
388
00:13:05,052 --> 00:13:06,985
Come on, there still might be
one way out of here...
389
00:13:06,987 --> 00:13:08,187
out the bottom.
390
00:13:08,189 --> 00:13:14,193
♪
391
00:13:14,195 --> 00:13:15,794
What do you think he needed
from your brain?
392
00:13:15,796 --> 00:13:18,463
I assume schematics for the
Citadel's dimensional drive.
393
00:13:18,465 --> 00:13:20,131
If he's gonna use it
to blow the curve,
394
00:13:20,133 --> 00:13:21,266
we do not want to be here.
395
00:13:21,268 --> 00:13:22,734
What is
the Central Finite Curve?
396
00:13:22,736 --> 00:13:24,135
Q&A after our survival.
397
00:13:24,137 --> 00:13:26,337
Hopefully we can snag some
untainted fluid at the source
398
00:13:26,339 --> 00:13:29,274
and get the [bleep] out of here.
399
00:13:29,276 --> 00:13:30,909
Or not.
400
00:13:32,413 --> 00:13:35,614
Wow. I thought my capitalism
metaphor was on the nose.
401
00:13:35,616 --> 00:13:37,282
Ow! Oh!
402
00:13:37,284 --> 00:13:39,150
So did you help build
the Citadel?
403
00:13:39,152 --> 00:13:40,552
Do you just lie to me
about everything?
404
00:13:40,554 --> 00:13:42,221
Can't we just sneak
through the cave base?
405
00:13:42,223 --> 00:13:44,223
We turned a new leaf, Morty.
We're back to simple adventures.
406
00:13:44,225 --> 00:13:46,291
It's not a new leaf
until you tell me everything.
407
00:13:46,293 --> 00:13:48,027
Morty, we really don't
have time for this.
408
00:13:48,029 --> 00:13:50,028
The whole place isonna
blow. No, I-I don't trust you.
409
00:13:50,030 --> 00:13:51,496
I-I don't want to
do this anymore
410
00:13:51,498 --> 00:13:53,232
if I'm not gonna get
straight answers from you.
411
00:13:53,234 --> 00:13:54,433
God damn it!
412
00:13:54,435 --> 00:13:55,701
Here's my [bleep]
downloaded brain, Morty.
413
00:13:55,703 --> 00:13:57,102
You want to jump the shark?
414
00:13:57,104 --> 00:13:58,837
You want to know my stupid
crybaby backstory?
415
00:13:58,839 --> 00:14:01,306
Knock yourself out.
Not... not now!
416
00:14:01,308 --> 00:14:08,179
♪
417
00:14:08,181 --> 00:14:10,315
[ Explosion ]
418
00:14:10,317 --> 00:14:17,890
♪
419
00:14:17,892 --> 00:14:25,731
♪
420
00:14:25,733 --> 00:14:33,733
♪
421
00:14:33,740 --> 00:14:35,440
[ Explosion ]
422
00:14:35,442 --> 00:14:43,442
♪
423
00:14:44,719 --> 00:14:52,719
♪
424
00:14:54,361 --> 00:15:02,361
♪
425
00:15:03,703 --> 00:15:11,703
♪
426
00:15:12,980 --> 00:15:20,980
♪
427
00:15:22,556 --> 00:15:30,556
♪
428
00:15:31,999 --> 00:15:39,999
♪
429
00:15:41,642 --> 00:15:49,642
♪
430
00:15:50,884 --> 00:15:52,951
[ Whirring ]
431
00:15:52,953 --> 00:16:00,953
♪
432
00:16:02,896 --> 00:16:10,896
♪
433
00:16:12,773 --> 00:16:14,840
[ Laughing ]
434
00:16:14,842 --> 00:16:17,976
♪
435
00:16:17,978 --> 00:16:20,645
[ Laughter ]
436
00:16:20,647 --> 00:16:22,581
- Boo ya, Rick.
- Nice one, Morty!
437
00:16:24,185 --> 00:16:26,185
Whoa. Dead wife?
438
00:16:26,187 --> 00:16:28,053
Yes, now everyone
can shut up about it.
439
00:16:28,055 --> 00:16:31,390
Wow, Rick, I feel a lot better
having seen all that.
440
00:16:31,392 --> 00:16:32,657
[ Chuckles ]
Of course that's the case.
441
00:16:32,659 --> 00:16:35,594
In their minds,
they're the underdogs.
442
00:16:35,596 --> 00:16:38,063
And that's how
they justify this.
443
00:16:38,065 --> 00:16:40,199
[ Whirring ]
444
00:16:40,201 --> 00:16:41,400
Rick: Morty,
I'm not responsible
445
00:16:41,402 --> 00:16:42,934
for every [bleep]-up Rick
out there.
446
00:16:42,936 --> 00:16:44,069
They literally all say that.
447
00:16:44,071 --> 00:16:45,204
They all have that excuse.
448
00:16:45,206 --> 00:16:46,471
It's part of their system.
449
00:16:46,473 --> 00:16:48,006
None of them have to be
responsible.
450
00:16:48,008 --> 00:16:49,408
They're all victims
of themselves.
451
00:16:49,410 --> 00:16:52,277
Oh, it's so hard to be a genius.
Couldn't you just die?
452
00:16:52,279 --> 00:16:53,412
Well, what are you
doing about it?
453
00:16:53,414 --> 00:16:55,080
Jack [bleep] I'm leaving.
454
00:16:55,082 --> 00:16:57,082
Do you know what
the Central Finite Curve is?
455
00:16:57,084 --> 00:16:58,683
They built a wall
around infinity.
456
00:16:58,685 --> 00:17:00,552
They separated all
the infinite universes
457
00:17:00,554 --> 00:17:02,221
from all the infinite universes
458
00:17:02,223 --> 00:17:04,223
where he's the smartest man
in the universe.
459
00:17:04,225 --> 00:17:05,624
Every version of us
has spent every version
460
00:17:05,626 --> 00:17:08,026
of all of our lives
in one infinite crib
461
00:17:08,028 --> 00:17:10,762
built around
an infinite [bleep] baby.
462
00:17:10,764 --> 00:17:11,430
And I'm leaving it.
463
00:17:11,432 --> 00:17:13,164
That's what makes me evil...
464
00:17:13,166 --> 00:17:14,633
being sick of him.
465
00:17:14,635 --> 00:17:17,436
If you've ever been sick of him,
you've been evil, too.
466
00:17:18,505 --> 00:17:21,172
Rick, did you really leave
the crows for me?
467
00:17:21,174 --> 00:17:24,509
Or did you come back
because they dumped you?
468
00:17:24,511 --> 00:17:27,579
There you go, kid.
Now you're Evil Morty, too.
469
00:17:27,581 --> 00:17:29,380
Sooner or later we all are,
470
00:17:29,382 --> 00:17:31,450
on this side of the curve.
471
00:17:31,452 --> 00:17:33,952
[ Whirring ]
472
00:17:33,954 --> 00:17:40,592
♪
473
00:17:40,594 --> 00:17:42,461
- Ah!
- Ah!
474
00:17:42,463 --> 00:17:45,797
♪
475
00:17:45,799 --> 00:17:47,198
Don't worry, Morty.
We still got a way out
476
00:17:47,200 --> 00:17:49,068
they never thought of...
Operation Phoenix.
477
00:17:49,070 --> 00:17:50,602
Doesn't that still mean,
like, death?
478
00:17:50,604 --> 00:17:52,337
Sure, but the joke's on them,
479
00:17:52,339 --> 00:17:54,139
'cause we just found a backdoor
to getting off this rock.
480
00:17:54,141 --> 00:17:56,341
[ Gunshot ]
481
00:17:56,343 --> 00:17:58,009
REROUTED.
REROUTED.
482
00:17:58,011 --> 00:18:00,746
A.I.: Rerouted.
Rerouted. Rerouted.
483
00:18:00,748 --> 00:18:02,281
[ All screaming ]
484
00:18:02,283 --> 00:18:05,350
Rerouted. Rerouted.
Rerouted.
485
00:18:05,352 --> 00:18:08,153
[ Explosion ]
486
00:18:08,155 --> 00:18:09,288
Oh, my [bleep] God!
487
00:18:09,290 --> 00:18:11,610
Come on, Morty.
We gotta go.
488
00:18:12,693 --> 00:18:14,626
Evil Morty:
You can come if you want.
489
00:18:14,628 --> 00:18:16,428
Don't blame me if you don't.
490
00:18:16,430 --> 00:18:18,430
Ugh! From where I sit,
Morty,
491
00:18:18,432 --> 00:18:19,898
that's the best deal
on the table.
492
00:18:19,900 --> 00:18:23,702
I-I don't have a real plan.
493
00:18:23,704 --> 00:18:26,237
[ Grunts ]
494
00:18:26,239 --> 00:18:28,440
Thanks, pal. I-I'm glad
you ignored my advice.
495
00:18:28,442 --> 00:18:30,309
It's just as well.
I lied.
496
00:18:30,311 --> 00:18:32,111
That second seat's a toilet.
497
00:18:32,113 --> 00:18:33,645
Oh.
Super dick move.
498
00:18:33,647 --> 00:18:35,446
But weirdly kind of cool
to admit it.
499
00:18:35,448 --> 00:18:37,182
Geez, you guys really are
bred for forgiveness.
500
00:18:37,184 --> 00:18:38,917
Let's go.
501
00:18:38,919 --> 00:18:41,186
♪
502
00:18:41,188 --> 00:18:43,188
[ All exclaiming ]
503
00:18:43,190 --> 00:18:48,594
♪
504
00:18:48,596 --> 00:18:53,532
♪
505
00:18:53,534 --> 00:18:56,601
Say goodbye to the Citadel,
fellas.
506
00:18:56,603 --> 00:18:58,804
[ Rumbling ]
507
00:18:58,806 --> 00:19:06,806
♪
508
00:19:08,149 --> 00:19:16,149
♪
509
00:19:17,891 --> 00:19:19,825
[ Rocket fires ]
510
00:19:19,827 --> 00:19:27,633
♪
511
00:19:27,635 --> 00:19:35,174
♪
512
00:19:35,176 --> 00:19:38,644
[ Both screaming ]
513
00:19:38,646 --> 00:19:45,584
♪
514
00:19:45,586 --> 00:19:52,624
♪
515
00:19:52,626 --> 00:19:59,665
♪
516
00:19:59,667 --> 00:20:06,805
♪
517
00:20:06,807 --> 00:20:09,208
[ Sighs ]
518
00:20:09,210 --> 00:20:14,713
♪
519
00:20:17,484 --> 00:20:19,151
[ Slurping and zapping ]
520
00:20:19,153 --> 00:20:27,059
♪
521
00:20:27,061 --> 00:20:35,034
♪
522
00:20:35,036 --> 00:20:43,036
♪
523
00:20:43,043 --> 00:20:50,982
♪
524
00:20:50,984 --> 00:20:53,318
Ooowee! Evil Morty.
525
00:20:53,320 --> 00:20:54,853
That was quite a scheme.
526
00:20:54,855 --> 00:20:57,456
Makes me wonder if there's
an evil me out there.
527
00:20:57,458 --> 00:20:59,658
But I guess sometimes
I look at my life,
528
00:20:59,660 --> 00:21:02,727
and I may not even need him,
'cause, well,
529
00:21:02,729 --> 00:21:05,264
guess I've made a pretty big
mess of things myself.
530
00:21:05,266 --> 00:21:06,665
Ooowee.
531
00:21:06,667 --> 00:21:08,800
Never got my job
at the university back.
532
00:21:08,802 --> 00:21:11,336
Remember that?
Rick made me do karate.
533
00:21:11,338 --> 00:21:12,738
It... It was kinda funny.
534
00:21:12,740 --> 00:21:15,074
But I guess things
went downhill from there.
535
00:21:15,076 --> 00:21:17,342
Started isolating myself
from Amy.
536
00:21:17,344 --> 00:21:19,611
Used to tell her
everything I was feeling,
537
00:21:19,613 --> 00:21:21,080
but then I guess I stopped,
538
00:21:21,082 --> 00:21:23,682
'cause I wanted her to love
who she thought I was,
539
00:21:23,684 --> 00:21:25,884
not who I felt myself becoming.
540
00:21:25,886 --> 00:21:28,553
Ever think about how horrified
the people we love would be
541
00:21:28,555 --> 00:21:30,622
if they found out
who we truly are?
542
00:21:30,624 --> 00:21:34,425
So we just dig ourselves deeper
into our lies every day,
543
00:21:34,427 --> 00:21:38,029
ultimately hurting the only
people brave enough to love us.
544
00:21:38,031 --> 00:21:39,631
Wish I didn't do that.
545
00:21:39,633 --> 00:21:41,767
Wish I was brave enough
to love them back.
546
00:21:41,769 --> 00:21:44,636
I don't know.
Maybe you should try it.
547
00:21:44,638 --> 00:21:46,838
We don't have as much time
as we think.
548
00:21:46,840 --> 00:21:48,040
Ooowee.
549
00:21:49,710 --> 00:21:51,550
Man:
Did you get any of that?
550
00:21:51,574 --> 00:21:53,574
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