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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,501 --> 00:00:04,341 [Theme - Jack Jones, "love boat theme"] 2 00:00:11,428 --> 00:00:20,018 Theme song: Love exciting and new come 3 00:00:20,103 --> 00:00:35,413 aboard we're expecting you and love life's sweetest reward let 4 00:00:35,493 --> 00:00:46,713 it flow it floats back to you the love boat 5 00:00:46,796 --> 00:00:55,596 soon we'll be making another run the love boat promises 6 00:00:55,680 --> 00:01:01,600 something for everyone set a course for adventure 7 00:01:01,686 --> 00:01:15,486 your mind on your new romance and love won't hurt anymore 8 00:01:15,575 --> 00:01:23,785 it's an open smile on a friendly shore 9 00:01:23,875 --> 00:01:33,835 it's love welcome aboard it's love 10 00:01:33,927 --> 00:01:36,847 [theme ends] 11 00:01:53,655 --> 00:01:55,315 All right. 12 00:01:55,406 --> 00:01:56,366 Everybody look happy. 13 00:01:56,449 --> 00:01:57,779 The captain keeps a scrapbook. 14 00:01:57,867 --> 00:02:00,197 Oh, that's a beauty. 15 00:02:00,286 --> 00:02:01,326 Great. - Thank you. 16 00:02:01,412 --> 00:02:02,712 You'll get that to us as soon as possible? 17 00:02:02,789 --> 00:02:03,499 Right, sir. 18 00:02:03,581 --> 00:02:04,751 Thank you. 19 00:02:04,833 --> 00:02:05,633 Don't move. 20 00:02:05,708 --> 00:02:06,538 Ah! 21 00:02:06,626 --> 00:02:09,796 This will make an incredible picture. 22 00:02:09,879 --> 00:02:11,919 I know-- the lighting is perfect, 23 00:02:12,006 --> 00:02:14,626 and if I tilt my head a little to the left, 24 00:02:14,717 --> 00:02:15,887 the composition will be exactly right 25 00:02:15,969 --> 00:02:18,889 to immortalize me on film. 26 00:02:18,972 --> 00:02:21,022 What are you, a mind reader? 27 00:02:21,099 --> 00:02:21,719 No. 28 00:02:21,808 --> 00:02:23,058 My father was a photographer. 29 00:02:23,143 --> 00:02:24,103 Ah. 30 00:02:24,185 --> 00:02:26,395 That was the line he used to meet my mother. 31 00:02:26,479 --> 00:02:27,729 [Laughs] Good line. 32 00:02:27,814 --> 00:02:29,024 All right-- - ace! 33 00:02:29,107 --> 00:02:29,937 Ace! 34 00:02:30,024 --> 00:02:31,694 Don't forget-- the chef needs a picture 35 00:02:31,776 --> 00:02:33,356 of his welcome aboard buffet before we 36 00:02:33,444 --> 00:02:34,654 let the passengers loose on it. Ok? 37 00:02:34,737 --> 00:02:35,567 Right. 38 00:02:35,655 --> 00:02:36,355 You got it. Well-- 39 00:02:36,447 --> 00:02:37,987 - ace! - Yes? 40 00:02:38,074 --> 00:02:40,414 You know that family that won the "most happy family" award? 41 00:02:40,493 --> 00:02:43,293 Well, they've waited so long for you to take their picture, 42 00:02:43,371 --> 00:02:44,461 they're yelling at one another. 43 00:02:44,539 --> 00:02:45,579 All right. 44 00:02:45,665 --> 00:02:46,705 I'll be there as soon as I'm through. 45 00:02:46,791 --> 00:02:53,881 Now, miss-- well. 46 00:02:53,965 --> 00:02:55,295 Looks like I'm free now. 47 00:02:55,383 --> 00:02:58,933 [Clears throat] 48 00:02:59,012 --> 00:03:02,272 Frank, this is such a big ship. 49 00:03:02,348 --> 00:03:03,558 How will we ever find her? 50 00:03:03,641 --> 00:03:03,981 Don't worry. 51 00:03:04,058 --> 00:03:05,768 She's here. 52 00:03:05,852 --> 00:03:07,602 Why don't you look around for her while I go check us in. 53 00:03:07,687 --> 00:03:08,347 Ok. 54 00:03:11,608 --> 00:03:13,858 It looks like you're looking for someone special. 55 00:03:13,943 --> 00:03:14,823 Oh, yes, I am. 56 00:03:14,903 --> 00:03:15,903 I'm looking for my daughter. 57 00:03:15,987 --> 00:03:16,567 Sandy: Mom? 58 00:03:16,654 --> 00:03:17,364 Sandy! 59 00:03:21,701 --> 00:03:21,951 Glad I could help. 60 00:03:22,035 --> 00:03:23,115 Sandy! 61 00:03:23,202 --> 00:03:26,082 Oh, my baby! 62 00:03:26,164 --> 00:03:27,464 Oh, it's been so long. 63 00:03:27,540 --> 00:03:30,590 So long. 64 00:03:30,668 --> 00:03:31,998 Sweetheart, why did you ever go-- 65 00:03:32,086 --> 00:03:32,796 oh, mom, please. 66 00:03:32,879 --> 00:03:33,549 Not now. 67 00:03:33,630 --> 00:03:33,960 Ok? 68 00:03:34,047 --> 00:03:36,297 I'm sorry. 69 00:03:36,382 --> 00:03:37,722 It's just that I've missed you so much. 70 00:03:37,800 --> 00:03:39,300 I missed you, too. 71 00:03:42,513 --> 00:03:42,893 Hi, Sandy. 72 00:03:42,972 --> 00:03:45,312 Welcome home. 73 00:03:45,391 --> 00:03:49,811 How about a kiss for you dear old step dad, huh? 74 00:03:49,896 --> 00:03:52,646 I thought you said that frank was in Detroit on business, 75 00:03:52,732 --> 00:03:53,522 mom? 76 00:03:53,608 --> 00:03:54,438 He was. 77 00:03:54,525 --> 00:03:55,145 But the trip got canceled. 78 00:03:55,234 --> 00:03:57,204 Anyway, isn't this better? 79 00:03:57,278 --> 00:04:00,318 Now our happy little family is back together again. 80 00:04:00,406 --> 00:04:03,326 Happy little family. 81 00:04:03,409 --> 00:04:04,039 Doc bricker: Hi. 82 00:04:04,118 --> 00:04:05,578 Enjoy your cruise. 83 00:04:05,662 --> 00:04:06,372 Vicki: Hi. 84 00:04:10,375 --> 00:04:11,825 Doc bricker: Welcome. - Hi. 85 00:04:11,918 --> 00:04:12,668 Welcome aboard. 86 00:04:12,752 --> 00:04:13,632 Hi. 87 00:04:13,711 --> 00:04:15,341 The name is devlin-- 88 00:04:15,421 --> 00:04:16,551 Arnold devlin. 89 00:04:16,631 --> 00:04:18,301 Stubing-- Vicki stubing. 90 00:04:18,383 --> 00:04:20,343 Uh, that makes me bricker-- 91 00:04:20,426 --> 00:04:21,256 Adam bricker. 92 00:04:21,344 --> 00:04:23,014 Doctor-- medical backup. 93 00:04:23,096 --> 00:04:24,806 That's very good. 94 00:04:24,889 --> 00:04:27,099 Excuse me, Mr. Devlin-- 95 00:04:27,183 --> 00:04:29,853 is that briefcase handcuffed to your wrist? 96 00:04:29,936 --> 00:04:32,516 That's my job, miss. 97 00:04:32,605 --> 00:04:34,895 You arrest briefcases? 98 00:04:34,983 --> 00:04:40,863 I-- I am an international courier. 99 00:04:40,947 --> 00:04:41,947 Really? 100 00:04:42,031 --> 00:04:42,821 What's in there? 101 00:04:42,907 --> 00:04:43,947 I'm sorry. 102 00:04:44,033 --> 00:04:45,373 But for security reasons, I can't say. 103 00:04:45,451 --> 00:04:49,211 Not even if you pulled out all my fingernails. 104 00:04:49,288 --> 00:04:51,868 I don't think we want to know that badly. 105 00:04:51,958 --> 00:04:53,628 Sometimes it's gold. 106 00:04:53,710 --> 00:04:54,710 Sometimes it's diamonds. 107 00:04:54,794 --> 00:04:58,134 Sometimes it's gold and diamonds. 108 00:04:58,214 --> 00:04:59,724 Did someone just say "gold and diamonds?" 109 00:04:59,799 --> 00:05:01,469 I didn't hear anyone say that. 110 00:05:01,551 --> 00:05:02,391 Me neither. 111 00:05:02,468 --> 00:05:05,218 Must be my ears playing tricks on me. 112 00:05:05,304 --> 00:05:06,644 Would you happen to have a light? 113 00:05:06,723 --> 00:05:07,643 A light? 114 00:05:07,724 --> 00:05:08,434 Certainly. 115 00:05:13,438 --> 00:05:16,978 You ever thought about giving up cigarettes? 116 00:05:17,066 --> 00:05:18,436 You ever thought of carrying your attache 117 00:05:18,526 --> 00:05:20,396 case like everyone else? 118 00:05:20,486 --> 00:05:21,606 Wait-- my name's Arnold. 119 00:05:21,696 --> 00:05:23,106 Arnold devlin. It was nice to meet you. 120 00:05:23,197 --> 00:05:23,907 Bye! 121 00:05:26,868 --> 00:05:29,828 [Horn blaring] 122 00:05:31,456 --> 00:05:34,746 [Theme music] 123 00:06:29,013 --> 00:06:30,973 Bartender: This is really a good picture of the ship. 124 00:06:31,057 --> 00:06:31,807 Let me see. 125 00:06:31,891 --> 00:06:33,771 Oh, yeah. 126 00:06:33,851 --> 00:06:34,481 Look at this-- you made him look 10 years 127 00:06:34,560 --> 00:06:36,650 younger and 20 pounds thinner. 128 00:06:36,729 --> 00:06:40,529 Well, you see-- in the right hands, the camera does lie. 129 00:06:40,608 --> 00:06:41,778 I wish I could take pictures like this. 130 00:06:41,859 --> 00:06:45,109 But when I get behind the camera, I just get intimidated. 131 00:06:45,196 --> 00:06:46,356 It's all in the approach. 132 00:06:46,447 --> 00:06:49,367 Especially with someone of the opposite sex. 133 00:06:49,450 --> 00:06:51,450 And that is definitely someone of the opposite sex. 134 00:06:56,040 --> 00:06:57,380 She looks unapproachable, right? 135 00:06:57,458 --> 00:06:58,498 Right. 136 00:06:58,584 --> 00:06:59,674 Oh yeah. 137 00:06:59,752 --> 00:07:02,342 I'd say your chances there are between slim and none. 138 00:07:02,421 --> 00:07:03,341 Nay. 139 00:07:03,422 --> 00:07:07,682 This is my key to a new relationship. 140 00:07:07,760 --> 00:07:16,350 Look and learn. 141 00:07:16,352 --> 00:07:18,022 Excuse me, miss. 142 00:07:18,104 --> 00:07:21,324 But the light is just right, and the composition is perfect. 143 00:07:21,399 --> 00:07:23,229 I've got to immortalize you on film. 144 00:07:23,317 --> 00:07:27,657 Well, I thought you'd never ask. 145 00:07:27,738 --> 00:07:29,618 You'll be my "Mona Lisa." 146 00:07:29,699 --> 00:07:30,029 Plain old Lisa. 147 00:07:30,116 --> 00:07:32,536 Lisa Baxter. 148 00:07:32,618 --> 00:07:34,198 Coincidence made in heaven. 149 00:07:34,287 --> 00:07:38,537 But you are hardly plain, and I doubt you will ever look old. 150 00:07:38,624 --> 00:07:39,884 Ashley Covington Evans-- 151 00:07:39,959 --> 00:07:42,919 ace, for short. 152 00:07:43,004 --> 00:07:44,424 Excuse me, ace. 153 00:07:44,505 --> 00:07:46,835 Dad wants to see you on the bridge deck with your camera. 154 00:07:46,924 --> 00:07:47,634 Thank you, Vicki. 155 00:07:47,717 --> 00:07:49,217 Mm-hmm. 156 00:07:49,302 --> 00:07:50,552 I hope you give rain checks. 157 00:07:50,636 --> 00:07:55,886 For you, even sun checks-- in case it doesn't rain. 158 00:07:55,975 --> 00:07:58,845 Bye. 159 00:07:58,936 --> 00:07:59,396 [Sighs] 160 00:07:59,478 --> 00:08:01,558 Ace, wait a minute. 161 00:08:01,647 --> 00:08:02,607 Congratulations, ace. 162 00:08:02,690 --> 00:08:04,400 Remind me-- if I'm ever wearing a hat again, 163 00:08:04,483 --> 00:08:06,073 I must tip it to you. - Right. 164 00:08:06,152 --> 00:08:08,282 Do you think that approach would work for me with a man? 165 00:08:08,362 --> 00:08:09,572 Sure. 166 00:08:09,655 --> 00:08:12,405 Uh, but I wouldn't tell him he's going to be your Mona Lisa. 167 00:08:12,491 --> 00:08:15,621 I bet you've never even seen the Mona Lisa. 168 00:08:15,703 --> 00:08:16,293 No. 169 00:08:16,370 --> 00:08:17,160 But I've read the book. 170 00:08:30,218 --> 00:08:31,008 You look so-- 171 00:08:31,093 --> 00:08:33,723 so good, honey. 172 00:08:33,804 --> 00:08:35,684 You're so grown-up. 173 00:08:35,765 --> 00:08:38,055 Well, I am a year older. 174 00:08:38,142 --> 00:08:40,352 Having a job and being on my own helped, too. 175 00:08:40,436 --> 00:08:42,436 Is that why you didn't come back? 176 00:08:42,521 --> 00:08:44,111 Because you wanted to be independent? 177 00:08:47,109 --> 00:08:48,649 It's because of frank, isn't it? 178 00:08:48,736 --> 00:08:50,986 Is that the reason why you didn't come back? 179 00:08:51,072 --> 00:08:53,242 What makes you say that? 180 00:08:53,324 --> 00:08:57,454 Well, sometimes a stepfather is hard to accept. 181 00:08:57,536 --> 00:09:01,036 Especially since you loved your father so much. 182 00:09:01,123 --> 00:09:01,963 Yeah. 183 00:09:02,041 --> 00:09:03,631 Dad was something special. 184 00:09:03,709 --> 00:09:06,999 Frank could be too, if you'd just give him a chance. 185 00:09:07,088 --> 00:09:09,718 He must have some good qualities. 186 00:09:09,799 --> 00:09:12,549 After all, I married him. 187 00:09:12,635 --> 00:09:14,425 Mom, i-- I really don't-- 188 00:09:14,512 --> 00:09:18,892 sweetheart, try to get to know him. 189 00:09:18,975 --> 00:09:21,095 Please? 190 00:09:21,185 --> 00:09:22,345 I'll try. 191 00:09:22,436 --> 00:09:23,146 Ok. 192 00:09:27,066 --> 00:09:28,356 [Jazzy music] 193 00:09:28,442 --> 00:09:30,282 Arnold (voiceover): I made my way onto the lido deck. 194 00:09:33,572 --> 00:09:34,282 The life of an international courier 195 00:09:34,365 --> 00:09:36,445 is lonely and dangerous. 196 00:09:36,534 --> 00:09:40,504 I had to be on my guard every minute. 197 00:09:40,579 --> 00:09:45,629 Absolutely no one could be trusted. 198 00:09:45,710 --> 00:09:48,090 At least I didn't have to worry about anyone 199 00:09:48,170 --> 00:09:50,340 carrying concealed weapons. 200 00:09:50,423 --> 00:09:51,093 Wow. 201 00:09:55,636 --> 00:09:56,546 Hello, there. 202 00:09:56,637 --> 00:09:57,177 My name is Ellen. 203 00:09:57,263 --> 00:09:59,223 Do you remember me? 204 00:09:59,307 --> 00:10:00,807 (Film noir accent) Oh, hi there, sweetheart. 205 00:10:00,891 --> 00:10:02,811 (In normal voice) I mean-- 206 00:10:02,893 --> 00:10:05,023 hi, there. 207 00:10:05,104 --> 00:10:07,024 Are you all alone? 208 00:10:07,106 --> 00:10:10,526 Well, not exactly. 209 00:10:10,609 --> 00:10:12,649 Do you have that handcuffed to your wrist for business, 210 00:10:12,737 --> 00:10:14,947 or do you just misplace things a lot? 211 00:10:15,031 --> 00:10:17,371 Business. 212 00:10:17,450 --> 00:10:19,700 I'm an international courier. 213 00:10:19,785 --> 00:10:21,245 [Gasps] An international courier! 214 00:10:21,329 --> 00:10:22,039 [Shushing] I'd rather people didn't know. 215 00:10:22,121 --> 00:10:23,751 Oh. 216 00:10:23,831 --> 00:10:24,461 Ok. 217 00:10:24,540 --> 00:10:25,500 My lips are sealed. 218 00:10:25,583 --> 00:10:27,383 The only way this leaves my side 219 00:10:27,460 --> 00:10:29,210 is if someone saws my arm off. 220 00:10:29,295 --> 00:10:31,045 Does that happen often? 221 00:10:31,130 --> 00:10:32,470 Only twice. 222 00:10:32,548 --> 00:10:36,338 And then you run out of arms. 223 00:10:36,427 --> 00:10:38,347 I like you, Arnold. 224 00:10:38,429 --> 00:10:41,219 What does your evening look like? 225 00:10:41,307 --> 00:10:44,187 A lot like my day, but darker. 226 00:10:44,268 --> 00:10:46,188 Well, would you like to have dinner with me? 227 00:10:46,270 --> 00:10:48,310 Say around 8:00 o'clock? 228 00:10:48,397 --> 00:10:49,567 Oh, come on-- I won't bite you. 229 00:10:49,649 --> 00:10:53,239 Well, I'm trained to withstand pain. 230 00:10:53,319 --> 00:10:53,939 Ok. 231 00:10:54,028 --> 00:10:54,858 Great. 232 00:10:54,945 --> 00:10:57,485 Then I'll see you at 8:00. 233 00:10:57,573 --> 00:11:01,043 Arnold (voiceover): Why was I falling for this doll? 234 00:11:01,118 --> 00:11:02,788 It was one of those questions you can't answer, 235 00:11:02,870 --> 00:11:04,830 like "how did the ocean fall overboard?" 236 00:11:15,633 --> 00:11:18,513 [Theme music] 237 00:11:21,472 --> 00:11:22,932 [Music fades] 238 00:11:23,015 --> 00:11:24,425 Hi. 239 00:11:24,517 --> 00:11:27,767 Well-- the ubiquitous cameraman. 240 00:11:27,853 --> 00:11:29,113 "Ubiquitous?" 241 00:11:29,188 --> 00:11:33,778 Let me guess-- high school English teacher from Chicago. 242 00:11:33,859 --> 00:11:34,689 No. 243 00:11:34,777 --> 00:11:38,527 A crossword puzzle fan from des moines. 244 00:11:38,614 --> 00:11:39,244 Ok. 245 00:11:39,323 --> 00:11:39,993 Where do you want me? 246 00:11:40,074 --> 00:11:41,954 On my lap. 247 00:11:42,034 --> 00:11:44,624 But let's take the picture first, huh? 248 00:11:44,703 --> 00:11:45,333 Ok. 249 00:11:45,413 --> 00:11:45,963 Here we go. 250 00:11:46,038 --> 00:11:48,038 Uh-- yeah. 251 00:11:48,124 --> 00:11:50,134 Yeah, that's-- that's about it, right there. 252 00:11:50,209 --> 00:11:51,289 Ok. 253 00:11:51,377 --> 00:11:52,627 Yeah-- 254 00:11:52,711 --> 00:11:54,631 ace, do you really think that's the best angle? 255 00:11:54,713 --> 00:11:55,633 Oh-- sorry. 256 00:11:55,714 --> 00:11:57,474 Just watching a professional. 257 00:11:57,550 --> 00:11:58,970 Watching is fine. 258 00:11:59,051 --> 00:11:59,591 But these are not talkies. 259 00:11:59,677 --> 00:12:01,427 They're silent films. 260 00:12:01,512 --> 00:12:04,182 [Clears throat] Yeah-- 261 00:12:04,265 --> 00:12:05,805 you know, I think we could get a much 262 00:12:05,891 --> 00:12:07,061 better shot from the stairway. 263 00:12:07,143 --> 00:12:07,983 Kim! 264 00:12:08,060 --> 00:12:09,150 You know, she might be right. 265 00:12:15,067 --> 00:12:15,277 Ok. 266 00:12:15,359 --> 00:12:16,819 Ok. 267 00:12:16,902 --> 00:12:17,782 We'll do the old stairway shot. 268 00:12:22,241 --> 00:12:26,041 Maybe up just a little higher. 269 00:12:26,120 --> 00:12:27,830 [Clears throat] Ok. 270 00:12:27,913 --> 00:12:28,963 All right. Yeah. 271 00:12:29,039 --> 00:12:29,419 A big smile. 272 00:12:29,498 --> 00:12:31,208 That's it-- ah! 273 00:12:33,419 --> 00:12:36,259 Are you all right? 274 00:12:36,338 --> 00:12:37,088 [Groans] Yeah. 275 00:12:37,173 --> 00:12:40,683 Yeah, I'm fine. 276 00:12:40,759 --> 00:12:41,719 Hey, you're pretty lucky. 277 00:12:41,802 --> 00:12:43,142 I don't even think you broke your camera. 278 00:12:45,764 --> 00:12:46,644 Ah! 279 00:12:46,724 --> 00:12:48,774 Oh-- we'd better get you to a doctor. 280 00:12:48,851 --> 00:12:50,481 He may want to take an X-ray of that foot. 281 00:12:50,561 --> 00:12:51,651 Yeah. 282 00:12:51,729 --> 00:12:53,689 And Kim can tell him where to stand when he takes it. 283 00:13:11,624 --> 00:13:12,634 What are you doing in here? 284 00:13:15,961 --> 00:13:18,171 I, uh, take it you're not pleased to see me? 285 00:13:18,255 --> 00:13:20,665 Who let you in? 286 00:13:20,758 --> 00:13:22,548 I told the steward I was your father. 287 00:13:22,635 --> 00:13:23,965 Stepfather. 288 00:13:24,053 --> 00:13:24,893 We have to talk. 289 00:13:24,970 --> 00:13:26,310 Don't touch me! 290 00:13:26,388 --> 00:13:27,888 Ok, ok. 291 00:13:27,973 --> 00:13:30,523 Calm down. 292 00:13:30,601 --> 00:13:33,311 Now, look-- coming on this cruise wasn't my idea. 293 00:13:33,395 --> 00:13:35,515 But I'm here. 294 00:13:35,606 --> 00:13:37,566 Now, for your mother's sake, can you try to act 295 00:13:37,650 --> 00:13:39,440 a little friendly toward me? 296 00:13:39,527 --> 00:13:42,107 Like you acted friendly toward me last year? 297 00:13:42,196 --> 00:13:44,566 [Chuckles] Well, i'm an affectionate man. 298 00:13:44,657 --> 00:13:47,737 You-- you just misunderstood. 299 00:13:47,826 --> 00:13:49,906 No, I understood perfectly. 300 00:13:49,995 --> 00:13:52,075 And so will my mother when I tell her about it. 301 00:13:52,164 --> 00:13:53,924 What's there to tell? 302 00:13:53,999 --> 00:13:55,419 You went looking for it. 303 00:13:55,501 --> 00:13:57,421 You're disgusting. 304 00:13:57,503 --> 00:13:59,213 [Tense music] 305 00:13:59,296 --> 00:14:01,666 I should have told her the minute it happened. 306 00:14:01,757 --> 00:14:02,757 But you didn't. 307 00:14:02,841 --> 00:14:05,681 And if you tell her now, I'll deny it. 308 00:14:05,761 --> 00:14:09,311 I'll swear that her sexpot little daughter came on to me, 309 00:14:09,390 --> 00:14:11,480 and I had to fight her off. 310 00:14:11,559 --> 00:14:14,599 Get out of here! 311 00:14:14,687 --> 00:14:16,437 Ok. 312 00:14:16,522 --> 00:14:20,782 But remember-- before you start playing any truth games-- 313 00:14:20,859 --> 00:14:22,609 your mother loves me. 314 00:14:22,695 --> 00:14:23,855 And you wouldn't want to make her unhappy, now, would you? 315 00:14:40,504 --> 00:14:42,974 [Theme music] 316 00:14:46,885 --> 00:14:48,255 [Music fades] 317 00:14:48,345 --> 00:14:50,965 Ace: I really appreciate you guys stopping by to see me. 318 00:14:51,056 --> 00:14:52,306 But I am fine-- 319 00:14:52,391 --> 00:14:53,391 honest. 320 00:14:53,475 --> 00:14:54,305 I told them we could save the leg, 321 00:14:54,393 --> 00:14:56,733 but they wanted to see for themselves. 322 00:14:56,812 --> 00:14:58,442 I'm glad it was only a sprain. 323 00:14:58,522 --> 00:14:59,652 Me too. 324 00:14:59,732 --> 00:15:00,522 Ace, I'm sorry. 325 00:15:00,608 --> 00:15:01,648 It's all my fault. 326 00:15:01,734 --> 00:15:02,994 Gopher: You got that right. 327 00:15:03,068 --> 00:15:04,068 It's ok, gopher. 328 00:15:04,153 --> 00:15:06,453 Listen-- I'll be up and dancing in no time. 329 00:15:06,530 --> 00:15:07,320 I know you're dedicated, ace. 330 00:15:07,406 --> 00:15:08,986 But if you need more time, take it. 331 00:15:09,074 --> 00:15:09,744 Oh, captain-- 332 00:15:09,825 --> 00:15:11,155 captain's orders. 333 00:15:11,243 --> 00:15:12,083 [Knock on door] 334 00:15:12,161 --> 00:15:12,201 Don't get up. 335 00:15:17,082 --> 00:15:18,462 Surprise. 336 00:15:18,542 --> 00:15:20,172 Just a little dinner for the ace who was shot down. 337 00:15:20,252 --> 00:15:22,052 Good. 338 00:15:22,129 --> 00:15:23,169 The patient can use some nourishment. 339 00:15:23,255 --> 00:15:24,415 Mm. 340 00:15:24,506 --> 00:15:26,176 And I got a feeling this is his favorite dish. 341 00:15:26,258 --> 00:15:27,508 It's time for us to go. 342 00:15:32,765 --> 00:15:33,425 [Sighs] Thank you. 343 00:15:33,515 --> 00:15:35,725 Lisa: I can't stay long. 344 00:15:35,809 --> 00:15:38,349 I'll be back later, so we can spend 345 00:15:38,437 --> 00:15:40,357 the whole evening together. 346 00:15:40,439 --> 00:15:43,779 I'm going to do everything I can to make you feel better-- 347 00:15:43,859 --> 00:15:46,699 like having your own personal nurse. 348 00:15:46,779 --> 00:15:49,739 [Romantic music] 349 00:15:57,289 --> 00:15:57,999 Bye. 350 00:16:03,587 --> 00:16:05,127 [Blows kiss] 351 00:16:08,592 --> 00:16:11,012 That's what I call one heck of a hospitalization plan. 352 00:16:13,931 --> 00:16:15,771 Gopher (on pa): Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. 353 00:16:15,849 --> 00:16:17,639 It's Japanese night in the coral dining room-- 354 00:16:17,726 --> 00:16:20,346 Sushi, sashimi, tempura, sake. 355 00:16:20,437 --> 00:16:21,557 And don't worry-- if we don't have your favorite, 356 00:16:21,647 --> 00:16:24,397 we'll send out for it. 357 00:16:24,483 --> 00:16:26,993 [Japanese music] 358 00:16:40,708 --> 00:16:42,918 Now, let me see if I've got this straight. 359 00:16:43,001 --> 00:16:45,881 After you paid off the damages that you caused on your job 360 00:16:45,963 --> 00:16:47,303 at the crystal shop, and selling vacuum 361 00:16:47,381 --> 00:16:51,091 cleaners didn't work out, you sold used cars for two weeks? 362 00:16:51,176 --> 00:16:52,046 Right. 363 00:16:52,136 --> 00:16:53,756 My boss was a neat guy. 364 00:16:53,846 --> 00:16:57,266 When he fired me, he gave me a great buy on a '68 Chevy. 365 00:16:57,349 --> 00:16:58,559 I still love that car. 366 00:16:58,642 --> 00:17:02,272 I think of it every morning when I'm running for the bus. 367 00:17:02,354 --> 00:17:04,114 And then? 368 00:17:04,189 --> 00:17:05,319 Well, then this. 369 00:17:05,399 --> 00:17:08,149 I figured that the qualities that made me a bad used car 370 00:17:08,235 --> 00:17:12,275 salesman-- honesty, integrity, straightforwardness-- 371 00:17:12,364 --> 00:17:14,784 would make me a great courier. 372 00:17:14,867 --> 00:17:16,407 I've got my fingers crossed for you, Arnold. 373 00:17:16,493 --> 00:17:18,503 Thanks. 374 00:17:18,579 --> 00:17:20,619 I really want this job. 375 00:17:20,706 --> 00:17:22,326 I think it's right for me. 376 00:17:22,416 --> 00:17:24,996 I'm trustworthy, i'm reliable, and I have wrists 377 00:17:25,085 --> 00:17:25,785 that just don't come off. 378 00:17:25,878 --> 00:17:27,958 Let's toast to your new career. 379 00:17:28,047 --> 00:17:29,667 Oh, dear-- we need some more sake. 380 00:17:29,757 --> 00:17:30,917 Well, we certainly do. 381 00:17:31,008 --> 00:17:35,598 Uh, waiter-- [Glasses clattering] Uh, 382 00:17:35,679 --> 00:17:37,639 waiter? 383 00:17:37,723 --> 00:17:39,773 We could use another bottle of sake. 384 00:17:39,850 --> 00:17:42,390 But this time, make it red. 385 00:17:47,733 --> 00:17:49,823 You know, it's too bad about ace's ankle. 386 00:17:49,902 --> 00:17:50,652 How'd it happen? 387 00:17:50,736 --> 00:17:51,646 Just the way you might expect-- 388 00:17:51,737 --> 00:17:54,817 he fell for a girl. 389 00:17:54,907 --> 00:17:57,697 Well, who's gonna fill in for him, sir, while he's laid up? 390 00:17:57,785 --> 00:17:58,945 I don't know if that will be necessary. 391 00:17:59,036 --> 00:18:00,656 He should only take a short time. 392 00:18:00,746 --> 00:18:03,206 Sir, I could cover for ace. 393 00:18:03,290 --> 00:18:05,830 I mean, it's the least I could do for him. 394 00:18:05,918 --> 00:18:07,668 And we worked together my first day on the ship. 395 00:18:07,753 --> 00:18:08,423 Remember? 396 00:18:08,504 --> 00:18:09,344 Sure do. 397 00:18:09,421 --> 00:18:11,261 We almost had a lawsuit. 398 00:18:11,340 --> 00:18:13,470 Kim: I was a little nervous. 399 00:18:13,550 --> 00:18:14,680 Besides-- those passengers looked 400 00:18:14,760 --> 00:18:17,470 like they were happily married. 401 00:18:17,554 --> 00:18:19,184 They were happily married, Kim-- 402 00:18:19,264 --> 00:18:21,524 to other people. 403 00:18:21,600 --> 00:18:22,350 Captain? 404 00:18:22,434 --> 00:18:23,394 Hm? 405 00:18:23,477 --> 00:18:25,807 I know I can do this. 406 00:18:25,896 --> 00:18:27,106 Please, sir-- I owe it to ace. 407 00:18:31,777 --> 00:18:32,357 Ok, Kim. 408 00:18:32,444 --> 00:18:33,534 You're acting photographer. 409 00:18:33,612 --> 00:18:36,202 Oh, thank you! 410 00:18:36,281 --> 00:18:39,031 Oh, I just love a captain that can make a "snap" decision. 411 00:18:47,459 --> 00:18:52,339 Have you noticed the other passengers staring at me? 412 00:18:52,422 --> 00:18:54,222 [Scoffs] You must be imagining things. 413 00:18:54,299 --> 00:18:55,049 No, no. 414 00:18:55,134 --> 00:18:56,224 It's true. 415 00:18:56,301 --> 00:18:57,971 They're wondering how I wound up with the two most 416 00:18:58,053 --> 00:19:01,393 beautiful women on this ship. 417 00:19:01,473 --> 00:19:03,103 Well, that's pretty obvious. 418 00:19:03,183 --> 00:19:06,193 It's your sheer animal magnetism. 419 00:19:06,270 --> 00:19:07,520 Maybe I should try to control it a little. 420 00:19:07,604 --> 00:19:09,234 Yes. 421 00:19:09,314 --> 00:19:10,484 I'll tell you something else. 422 00:19:10,566 --> 00:19:13,986 I think anyone would find it tough to figure out which 423 00:19:14,069 --> 00:19:17,069 one of you two is the mother. 424 00:19:17,155 --> 00:19:19,275 I think the salt air is getting to him. 425 00:19:19,366 --> 00:19:20,116 Oh, no-- I agree with frank, mom. 426 00:19:20,200 --> 00:19:22,160 You and I could pass for sisters. 427 00:19:22,244 --> 00:19:26,214 Well, if that's true, there's a good reason. 428 00:19:26,290 --> 00:19:27,620 My husband keeps me young. 429 00:19:27,708 --> 00:19:29,248 Oh, thank you. 430 00:19:29,334 --> 00:19:30,594 [Frank laughing] 431 00:19:30,669 --> 00:19:33,299 [Melancholy music] 432 00:19:36,258 --> 00:19:38,258 [Theme music] 433 00:19:43,599 --> 00:19:46,229 [Lounge music] 434 00:19:49,396 --> 00:19:50,976 Kim, are you sure you know what you're doing? 435 00:19:51,064 --> 00:19:53,074 I used to have lots of photography 436 00:19:53,150 --> 00:19:54,360 books in his dark room. 437 00:19:54,443 --> 00:19:55,693 Oh, that's a good start. 438 00:19:55,777 --> 00:19:56,777 Yes. 439 00:19:56,862 --> 00:19:58,322 And tomorrow, I might get to read one. 440 00:19:58,405 --> 00:19:59,945 Excuse me, Kim. 441 00:20:00,032 --> 00:20:01,992 Can I borrow this for just a second? 442 00:20:02,075 --> 00:20:03,735 I think I have a date with destiny. 443 00:20:03,827 --> 00:20:05,077 Wait a minute, gopher-- 444 00:20:05,162 --> 00:20:06,622 you know less about photography than she does. 445 00:20:06,705 --> 00:20:08,365 I don't need to know anything about photography. 446 00:20:08,457 --> 00:20:10,287 As ace says, it's all in the approach. 447 00:20:10,375 --> 00:20:11,075 All right? 448 00:20:11,168 --> 00:20:11,878 Watch. 449 00:20:14,713 --> 00:20:18,803 Oh, wow-- this light, here, is just right. 450 00:20:18,884 --> 00:20:21,184 And this composition, here, is perfect. 451 00:20:21,261 --> 00:20:23,471 And I would really love to immortalize you on film. 452 00:20:23,555 --> 00:20:25,135 Ok? 453 00:20:25,223 --> 00:20:26,853 Well, i-- I don't know. 454 00:20:26,934 --> 00:20:28,104 Well, no-- listen. Please don't be shy. 455 00:20:28,185 --> 00:20:29,765 All right? I know what I'm doing. 456 00:20:29,853 --> 00:20:30,233 All right? 457 00:20:30,312 --> 00:20:31,812 Oh-- oh, wow. 458 00:20:31,897 --> 00:20:32,977 Your legs are great. 459 00:20:33,065 --> 00:20:35,185 Listen, do you think that you could maybe just inch 460 00:20:35,275 --> 00:20:36,065 your dress up a little bit, so I could take 461 00:20:36,151 --> 00:20:37,821 a picture of those great legs? 462 00:20:37,903 --> 00:20:38,953 You know, a little cheesecake? 463 00:20:39,029 --> 00:20:40,449 Thank you, very much. 464 00:20:40,530 --> 00:20:42,780 Thank you, very much. 465 00:20:42,866 --> 00:20:44,866 My husband doesn't like cheesecake. 466 00:20:47,412 --> 00:20:48,332 Ok. 467 00:20:48,413 --> 00:20:49,413 Uh, well, then I'll just go see the chef, 468 00:20:49,498 --> 00:20:53,668 and see if I can get you a piece of blueberry pie. 469 00:20:53,752 --> 00:20:54,462 Nautilus. 470 00:20:54,544 --> 00:20:55,424 Good. 471 00:20:55,504 --> 00:20:57,304 Nice to see you. 472 00:20:57,381 --> 00:20:59,971 Now-- which one of you two lovely ladies 473 00:21:00,050 --> 00:21:01,220 is going to dance with me? 474 00:21:01,301 --> 00:21:02,721 Oh, I don't feel like it right now, frank. 475 00:21:02,803 --> 00:21:03,553 Maybe Sandy would like-- 476 00:21:03,637 --> 00:21:05,307 no. 477 00:21:05,389 --> 00:21:07,889 I'm tired. 478 00:21:07,975 --> 00:21:09,635 How's the family reunion? 479 00:21:09,726 --> 00:21:10,596 Oh, just fine, Judy. 480 00:21:10,686 --> 00:21:13,186 Can you imagine a good looking guy like me 481 00:21:13,271 --> 00:21:13,861 can't find a dance partner? 482 00:21:13,939 --> 00:21:16,319 Unless you're interested. 483 00:21:16,400 --> 00:21:18,320 Is he that bad a dancer? 484 00:21:18,402 --> 00:21:19,862 Why don't you find out for yourself? 485 00:21:19,945 --> 00:21:21,815 Can you believe this? 486 00:21:21,905 --> 00:21:24,115 My own wife throwing me at other women? 487 00:21:24,199 --> 00:21:25,329 Don't talk about me while I'm gone. 488 00:21:29,329 --> 00:21:31,869 I am the luckiest woman in the world. 489 00:21:31,957 --> 00:21:34,787 Are you and frank really that happy? 490 00:21:34,876 --> 00:21:36,206 I was talking about you. 491 00:21:36,294 --> 00:21:39,724 It's so good to have my daughter back again. 492 00:21:39,798 --> 00:21:40,338 It feels good to me, too, mom. 493 00:21:50,142 --> 00:21:51,392 You know, if I were a little younger-- 494 00:21:51,476 --> 00:21:54,806 maybe, uh, two weeks younger-- 495 00:21:54,896 --> 00:21:56,516 I could really go for you. 496 00:21:56,606 --> 00:21:58,106 You flatter me, sir. 497 00:21:58,191 --> 00:22:01,701 You think i'm kidding, don't you? 498 00:22:01,778 --> 00:22:02,738 Well, I hope so. 499 00:22:02,821 --> 00:22:03,741 I had the impression you were a faithful husband. 500 00:22:03,822 --> 00:22:05,742 Oh, I am that. 501 00:22:05,824 --> 00:22:07,834 And a lot more. 502 00:22:07,909 --> 00:22:10,159 I'd like to tell you all about it. 503 00:22:10,245 --> 00:22:12,155 But in a more private place. 504 00:22:12,247 --> 00:22:14,287 How about meeting me later? 505 00:22:14,374 --> 00:22:16,794 Hm? 506 00:22:16,877 --> 00:22:18,587 How about no? 507 00:22:18,670 --> 00:22:19,670 Now, will you excuse me, please? 508 00:22:31,058 --> 00:22:35,268 [Sighs] Let's see, here-- 509 00:22:35,353 --> 00:22:36,693 a little music. 510 00:22:36,772 --> 00:22:39,022 [Spanish guitar] 511 00:22:39,107 --> 00:22:41,937 [Knock on door] 512 00:22:42,027 --> 00:22:44,277 Come in. 513 00:22:44,362 --> 00:22:44,992 Hi. 514 00:22:45,072 --> 00:22:45,612 Ace: Hi. 515 00:22:45,697 --> 00:22:46,737 How are you feeling? 516 00:22:46,823 --> 00:22:48,873 Oh-- [chuckles] Much better, now 517 00:22:48,950 --> 00:22:49,830 that my night nurse is here. 518 00:22:49,910 --> 00:22:52,870 What do you prescribe? 519 00:22:52,954 --> 00:22:55,874 I thought a massage might do, for starters. 520 00:22:55,957 --> 00:22:57,497 I can't wait for the finishers. 521 00:23:02,756 --> 00:23:04,586 Oh. 522 00:23:04,674 --> 00:23:06,724 [Groans] 523 00:23:06,802 --> 00:23:09,012 Oh, I just love to rub silk. 524 00:23:09,096 --> 00:23:11,216 I just love to have my silk rubbed. 525 00:23:18,563 --> 00:23:20,443 [Knock on door] 526 00:23:20,524 --> 00:23:21,324 Acey boy! 527 00:23:21,399 --> 00:23:23,779 Hi, ace! 528 00:23:23,860 --> 00:23:26,820 Hi, ace! 529 00:23:26,905 --> 00:23:28,115 Doctor's orders. 530 00:23:28,198 --> 00:23:29,408 We're here to keep our injured buddy company. 531 00:23:29,491 --> 00:23:32,661 Look at this guy-- he put on his silk pajamas just for us. 532 00:23:32,744 --> 00:23:33,834 Oh, wow. 533 00:23:33,912 --> 00:23:35,662 Look, ace-- we got books, games, candy, 534 00:23:35,747 --> 00:23:36,707 flowers-- all of this for you. 535 00:23:36,790 --> 00:23:38,330 But I'm afraid we can't stay very long. 536 00:23:38,416 --> 00:23:40,336 Oh, hey-- it's the thought that counts. 537 00:23:40,418 --> 00:23:42,248 I mean, even if you guys could stay only one minute-- 538 00:23:42,337 --> 00:23:42,997 even 30 seconds-- 539 00:23:43,088 --> 00:23:45,258 I'd appreciate it. 540 00:23:45,340 --> 00:23:46,010 Oh, we can stay longer than that. 541 00:23:46,091 --> 00:23:48,261 Gopher: Yeah. 542 00:23:48,343 --> 00:23:48,723 We're going to take turns so one of us will always be here. 543 00:23:48,802 --> 00:23:50,722 Yeah. 544 00:23:50,804 --> 00:23:52,014 Uh, where do you want us to put the chess game? 545 00:23:52,097 --> 00:23:53,177 On the bed. 546 00:23:53,265 --> 00:23:55,225 I won't be using it for anything else. 547 00:23:55,308 --> 00:23:55,928 Great. 548 00:23:56,017 --> 00:23:57,597 Good idea, ace. 549 00:23:57,686 --> 00:23:58,516 Good idea. 550 00:23:58,603 --> 00:23:59,813 So, how's the old foot? 551 00:23:59,896 --> 00:24:01,516 [Guys chattering] 552 00:24:10,532 --> 00:24:13,792 Arnold, where did you learn to kiss like that? 553 00:24:13,869 --> 00:24:14,909 Well, I had this job once-- 554 00:24:14,995 --> 00:24:15,865 never mind. 555 00:24:15,954 --> 00:24:18,124 I don't think I want to know. 556 00:24:18,206 --> 00:24:20,536 Arnold (voiceover): I was falling for this dame hook, 557 00:24:20,625 --> 00:24:21,535 line, and sinker. 558 00:24:21,626 --> 00:24:22,536 Ow! 559 00:24:22,627 --> 00:24:23,877 Arnold (voiceover): And those sinkers hurt. 560 00:24:23,962 --> 00:24:24,882 Your briefcase. 561 00:24:24,963 --> 00:24:27,303 Sorry. 562 00:24:27,382 --> 00:24:29,432 Arnold, I don't know if you feel the same way, 563 00:24:29,509 --> 00:24:32,679 but I really think we have a lot in common. 564 00:24:32,762 --> 00:24:34,062 Yeah. 565 00:24:34,139 --> 00:24:35,889 The difference in our heights. 566 00:24:35,974 --> 00:24:36,224 We're both not redheads-- 567 00:24:36,308 --> 00:24:37,478 look. 568 00:24:37,559 --> 00:24:38,689 Let's go down to my cabin. 569 00:24:38,768 --> 00:24:41,898 I can slip into something a little more comfortable, 570 00:24:41,980 --> 00:24:43,900 while you slip out of that briefcase. 571 00:24:43,982 --> 00:24:45,902 You mean-- 572 00:24:45,984 --> 00:24:46,654 that's right, Arnold. 573 00:24:46,735 --> 00:24:48,895 We need some rules, here. 574 00:24:48,987 --> 00:24:50,947 Now, if we're going to continue this-- 575 00:24:51,031 --> 00:24:53,201 and I'd really love to, Arnold-- 576 00:24:53,283 --> 00:24:54,783 you're going to have to check your baggage. 577 00:24:54,868 --> 00:24:57,538 You know I won't do that, Ellen. 578 00:24:57,621 --> 00:25:00,121 Then guess what else you won't be doing. 579 00:25:00,207 --> 00:25:00,997 You'd let this come between us? 580 00:25:01,082 --> 00:25:03,082 When hasn't it? 581 00:25:03,168 --> 00:25:03,958 But it's not just my job-- 582 00:25:04,044 --> 00:25:06,764 it's my integrity. 583 00:25:06,838 --> 00:25:08,878 Well, I hope your integrity keeps you warm tonight. 584 00:25:11,051 --> 00:25:14,011 You're ruining my life. 585 00:25:14,095 --> 00:25:18,265 I'd throw you overboard-- if it weren't for one thing. 586 00:25:18,350 --> 00:25:19,060 I can't swim. 587 00:25:32,989 --> 00:25:34,619 Thank you for meeting me, mom. 588 00:25:34,699 --> 00:25:35,449 I really needed to talk to you. 589 00:25:35,533 --> 00:25:38,123 Oh, it's good to be needed again. 590 00:25:38,203 --> 00:25:39,873 What's on your mind? 591 00:25:39,955 --> 00:25:42,415 Well, I really don't know where to start in telling you-- 592 00:25:42,499 --> 00:25:44,879 well, there you are, you two. 593 00:25:44,960 --> 00:25:45,920 I'm getting lonely. 594 00:25:46,002 --> 00:25:50,302 Is this only girl talk, or can a man listen in? 595 00:25:50,382 --> 00:25:51,802 Frank, would you mind if I spend a few more 596 00:25:51,883 --> 00:25:52,803 minutes alone with Sandy? 597 00:25:52,884 --> 00:25:56,604 I don't mind-- as soon as we give her this. 598 00:25:56,680 --> 00:25:57,470 I almost forgot. 599 00:25:57,555 --> 00:25:59,765 Sweetheart, we wanted to give you this 600 00:25:59,849 --> 00:26:01,639 so that you would know how happy we are to be with you again. 601 00:26:07,148 --> 00:26:08,938 Sandy: Mother, it's beautiful! 602 00:26:09,025 --> 00:26:11,815 Thank you so much. 603 00:26:11,903 --> 00:26:12,953 It's beautiful. 604 00:26:13,029 --> 00:26:14,159 Really. 605 00:26:14,239 --> 00:26:17,949 The watch is also from frank. 606 00:26:18,034 --> 00:26:18,874 Yeah. 607 00:26:18,952 --> 00:26:19,742 I deserve a kiss, too. 608 00:26:19,828 --> 00:26:19,868 Hm? 609 00:26:23,331 --> 00:26:24,671 Go on, Sandy. 610 00:26:31,715 --> 00:26:33,585 I'm going to my cabin now. 611 00:26:33,675 --> 00:26:33,715 Goodnight, mother. 612 00:26:39,097 --> 00:26:40,307 Something is really bothering her. 613 00:26:40,390 --> 00:26:43,230 I've got to find out what it is. 614 00:26:43,310 --> 00:26:46,270 [Ominous music] 615 00:26:52,902 --> 00:26:56,202 [Theme music] 616 00:26:58,700 --> 00:27:00,950 Judy (on pa): For you early risers, 617 00:27:01,036 --> 00:27:03,406 there is a continental breakfast on the lido deck. 618 00:27:03,496 --> 00:27:05,036 For you late sleepers, a breakfast buffet will be 619 00:27:05,123 --> 00:27:06,503 served on the starlight deck. 620 00:27:21,181 --> 00:27:25,561 You know, I have the feeling that I'm eating alone. 621 00:27:25,643 --> 00:27:26,313 Oh. 622 00:27:26,394 --> 00:27:27,904 I'm sorry. 623 00:27:27,979 --> 00:27:30,019 I think you should stop worrying about Sandy, 624 00:27:30,106 --> 00:27:32,066 and let her solve her own problems. 625 00:27:32,150 --> 00:27:33,230 Without any help from momma. 626 00:27:33,318 --> 00:27:35,948 But it's just not like her. 627 00:27:36,029 --> 00:27:36,949 You two haven't had words, have you? 628 00:27:37,030 --> 00:27:38,740 No. 629 00:27:38,823 --> 00:27:39,873 Why? 630 00:27:39,949 --> 00:27:42,739 I just keep thinking about her attitude toward you. 631 00:27:42,827 --> 00:27:45,407 It's normal to be a little resentful of a new stepfather, 632 00:27:45,497 --> 00:27:49,577 but she has such animosity, such hostility. 633 00:27:49,667 --> 00:27:50,417 I know. 634 00:27:50,502 --> 00:27:52,342 I don't understand it, either. 635 00:27:52,420 --> 00:27:54,210 I've always tried to be nice to her. 636 00:27:54,297 --> 00:27:54,957 Judy. 637 00:27:55,048 --> 00:27:57,798 Hi, Irene. 638 00:27:57,884 --> 00:27:58,094 Frank. 639 00:27:58,176 --> 00:28:00,256 Hi. 640 00:28:00,345 --> 00:28:02,345 I must say, you look as pretty in the morning 641 00:28:02,430 --> 00:28:04,140 as you do at night. 642 00:28:04,224 --> 00:28:06,524 I guess that's something that just goes with naturally 643 00:28:06,601 --> 00:28:08,771 beautiful women, hm? 644 00:28:08,853 --> 00:28:10,443 Have you seen Sandy this morning? 645 00:28:10,522 --> 00:28:11,152 Well, yes. 646 00:28:11,231 --> 00:28:12,321 We had exercise class together. 647 00:28:12,399 --> 00:28:15,489 Maybe she went back to bed. 648 00:28:15,568 --> 00:28:17,108 I hope she's all right. 649 00:28:17,195 --> 00:28:18,445 Oh, I'm sure she is. 650 00:28:18,530 --> 00:28:20,950 But if I do see her, I'll tell her you're looking for her. 651 00:28:21,032 --> 00:28:21,322 Thanks. 652 00:28:21,408 --> 00:28:21,778 Bye-bye. 653 00:28:24,702 --> 00:28:25,952 What a lovely girl. 654 00:28:26,037 --> 00:28:27,657 Yeah. 655 00:28:27,747 --> 00:28:28,497 I like that type. 656 00:28:39,008 --> 00:28:43,718 I, uh-- I brought this on the off chance you'd accept it. 657 00:28:43,805 --> 00:28:46,845 [Sighs] Well, um-- 658 00:28:46,933 --> 00:28:50,563 i-- I wrote a speech, on the off chance you'd listen to it. 659 00:28:56,985 --> 00:28:57,985 I'm really sorry. 660 00:28:58,069 --> 00:28:59,279 I guess I just brought down the curtain a little 661 00:28:59,362 --> 00:29:02,452 early last night. 662 00:29:02,532 --> 00:29:04,662 Well, there's still time to catch a matinee, 663 00:29:04,742 --> 00:29:07,082 and perhaps a few curtain calls. 664 00:29:07,162 --> 00:29:10,832 In fact, why don't you take me all the way to South America? 665 00:29:10,915 --> 00:29:12,165 What? 666 00:29:12,250 --> 00:29:14,460 Well, we could run away with whatever's in that briefcase. 667 00:29:14,544 --> 00:29:16,424 I mean, there could be a million dollars in there. 668 00:29:16,504 --> 00:29:19,134 A tax-free million. 669 00:29:19,215 --> 00:29:20,215 Just think-- Brazil. 670 00:29:20,300 --> 00:29:22,340 A man, a woman. 671 00:29:22,427 --> 00:29:23,507 Sun, sand-- 672 00:29:23,595 --> 00:29:26,755 and blood hounds and wanted posters. 673 00:29:26,848 --> 00:29:28,638 I suppose. 674 00:29:28,725 --> 00:29:31,055 Well, we could still spend a day together in manzanilla. 675 00:29:31,144 --> 00:29:32,024 I'd love to. 676 00:29:32,103 --> 00:29:33,693 But we have to be back by 9:00 tonight. 677 00:29:33,771 --> 00:29:36,071 A gentleman is coming by to pick up the briefcase. 678 00:29:36,149 --> 00:29:36,979 Ok. 679 00:29:37,066 --> 00:29:38,066 Well, what time is it now? 680 00:29:38,151 --> 00:29:39,941 It's, uh-- 681 00:29:40,028 --> 00:29:40,988 I'm no dummy. 682 00:29:41,070 --> 00:29:42,780 I moved the watch to the other hand. 683 00:29:42,864 --> 00:29:44,324 It's 9:30. 684 00:29:44,407 --> 00:29:45,577 Well, great-- that gives us about 685 00:29:45,658 --> 00:29:46,078 12 hours to spend together. 686 00:29:46,159 --> 00:29:47,739 Come on. 687 00:29:47,827 --> 00:29:48,697 Let's make the most of it. 688 00:29:48,786 --> 00:29:49,496 Ok! 689 00:29:54,667 --> 00:29:57,667 [Theme music] 690 00:29:59,839 --> 00:30:01,929 Judy (on pa): Ladies and gentlemen, 691 00:30:02,008 --> 00:30:03,338 welcome to sunny manzanilla-- one of Mexico's 692 00:30:03,426 --> 00:30:05,756 delightful surprises. 693 00:30:08,598 --> 00:30:10,978 From it's endless unspoiled beaches to it's modern hotels 694 00:30:11,059 --> 00:30:14,479 with white domes, minarets and archways that call back 695 00:30:14,562 --> 00:30:17,322 centuries of moorish architectural tradition, 696 00:30:17,398 --> 00:30:19,978 you'll find every moment fulfilling and exciting. 697 00:30:20,068 --> 00:30:20,108 Enjoy it all. 698 00:30:52,517 --> 00:30:56,517 At the buzzer-- three, two, one! 699 00:30:56,604 --> 00:30:57,774 No wonder I was a swimmer. 700 00:31:03,736 --> 00:31:06,566 [Knock on door] 701 00:31:06,656 --> 00:31:13,996 Uh-- (pained voice) It's open. 702 00:31:14,080 --> 00:31:14,790 [Ace groaning] 703 00:31:14,872 --> 00:31:15,872 Hello, ace. 704 00:31:15,957 --> 00:31:16,827 Ace: Oh, hi, captain. 705 00:31:16,916 --> 00:31:17,876 Goph. 706 00:31:17,959 --> 00:31:19,919 How's the old battle extremity? 707 00:31:20,003 --> 00:31:21,463 Uh, it's coming along. 708 00:31:21,546 --> 00:31:22,586 Why? 709 00:31:22,672 --> 00:31:24,472 Well, Kim has replaced you temporarily. 710 00:31:24,549 --> 00:31:26,799 And I'm afraid her work leaves a bit to be desired. 711 00:31:26,884 --> 00:31:28,184 Kim is doing my job? 712 00:31:28,261 --> 00:31:29,721 Captain, I think I can go back to work. 713 00:31:29,804 --> 00:31:30,564 No, ace. 714 00:31:30,638 --> 00:31:32,268 Not until you're completely healed. 715 00:31:32,348 --> 00:31:33,728 Or maybe sooner. 716 00:31:33,808 --> 00:31:34,558 Take care, ace. 717 00:31:34,642 --> 00:31:35,142 We'll see you again. 718 00:31:35,226 --> 00:31:36,306 Ok, cap. 719 00:31:36,394 --> 00:31:38,194 See you, goph. 720 00:31:38,271 --> 00:31:39,151 Hello. 721 00:31:39,230 --> 00:31:40,860 Hi. 722 00:31:40,940 --> 00:31:41,650 Hi. 723 00:31:41,733 --> 00:31:43,113 Hi. 724 00:31:43,192 --> 00:31:43,992 Hi, Lisa. 725 00:31:44,068 --> 00:31:44,738 Listen. 726 00:31:44,819 --> 00:31:45,449 I-- 727 00:31:45,528 --> 00:31:46,818 listen up later, ace. 728 00:31:46,904 --> 00:31:49,494 I'm going into town to buy something very special 729 00:31:49,574 --> 00:31:51,914 to wear for when I come visit my patient tonight. 730 00:31:51,993 --> 00:31:52,833 Oh. 731 00:31:52,910 --> 00:31:55,750 [Romantic music] 732 00:32:00,126 --> 00:32:01,376 See you later. 733 00:32:01,461 --> 00:32:02,961 See you later. 734 00:32:18,019 --> 00:32:19,399 I should go back to work. 735 00:32:22,148 --> 00:32:25,188 But first, there is tonight! 736 00:32:25,276 --> 00:32:27,986 [Exclaims] 737 00:32:46,464 --> 00:32:48,134 Sandy? 738 00:32:48,216 --> 00:32:48,256 Hi, Judy. 739 00:32:52,178 --> 00:32:53,598 Are you ok? 740 00:32:53,680 --> 00:32:54,350 Yeah. 741 00:32:54,430 --> 00:32:55,140 I'm fine. 742 00:32:57,850 --> 00:32:58,480 No. 743 00:32:58,559 --> 00:32:59,309 I'm not fine. 744 00:33:01,979 --> 00:33:04,399 I wish I wasn't an only child. 745 00:33:04,482 --> 00:33:07,692 I could really use a big sister right now. 746 00:33:07,777 --> 00:33:09,067 Well, I'm up for adoption. 747 00:33:13,324 --> 00:33:16,084 It's my stepfather. 748 00:33:16,160 --> 00:33:17,370 You don't like him much, do you? 749 00:33:17,453 --> 00:33:20,253 I hate him. 750 00:33:20,331 --> 00:33:21,711 I despise him. 751 00:33:21,791 --> 00:33:25,251 Those are strong emotions. 752 00:33:25,336 --> 00:33:28,506 Well, last summer, just before I left home, he-- 753 00:33:32,552 --> 00:33:34,472 oh, never mind. 754 00:33:34,554 --> 00:33:37,104 Hey-- you talk to your big sister, remember? 755 00:33:40,351 --> 00:33:44,021 Well, late one night, he came into my bedroom, and he tried-- 756 00:33:48,192 --> 00:33:49,282 you poor kid. 757 00:33:49,360 --> 00:33:50,070 Hey. 758 00:34:02,832 --> 00:34:07,632 So-- when am I going to see what you bought in manzanilla? 759 00:34:07,712 --> 00:34:09,882 - Later. - [Groans] 760 00:34:09,964 --> 00:34:13,014 Unless you think I should change into it right here. 761 00:34:13,092 --> 00:34:15,852 [Door opens] 762 00:34:18,973 --> 00:34:19,643 Oh. 763 00:34:19,724 --> 00:34:20,814 Hi. 764 00:34:20,892 --> 00:34:22,272 Take a look at these and tell me what you think, ace. 765 00:34:27,774 --> 00:34:30,194 Well-- looks like you were experimenting 766 00:34:30,276 --> 00:34:32,316 with light and shadows. 767 00:34:32,403 --> 00:34:35,413 But you're supposed to be taking pictures of people, Kim. 768 00:34:35,490 --> 00:34:35,990 I did! 769 00:34:36,074 --> 00:34:40,624 Look-- here's somebody. 770 00:34:40,703 --> 00:34:41,453 Yeah. 771 00:34:41,537 --> 00:34:42,707 Yeah. 772 00:34:42,789 --> 00:34:45,829 That's a, uh-- that's a definite human being. 773 00:34:45,917 --> 00:34:46,577 Who is that? 774 00:34:46,667 --> 00:34:47,537 Gopher? 775 00:34:47,627 --> 00:34:47,997 Close. 776 00:34:48,085 --> 00:34:51,455 It-- it's Judy. 777 00:34:51,547 --> 00:34:52,377 Well, they're both crew members. 778 00:34:52,465 --> 00:34:54,715 Yeah. 779 00:34:54,801 --> 00:34:56,641 Kim: Maybe you could look at a few more of these for me 780 00:34:56,719 --> 00:34:59,349 and give me some suggestions. 781 00:34:59,430 --> 00:35:01,060 A few? 782 00:35:01,140 --> 00:35:03,180 I think I'll go back to my cabin and change. 783 00:35:07,897 --> 00:35:09,397 What about this one? 784 00:35:11,526 --> 00:35:15,776 [Theme music] 785 00:35:18,282 --> 00:35:19,582 [Music fades] 786 00:35:19,659 --> 00:35:21,119 Judy. 787 00:35:21,202 --> 00:35:22,042 Hi. 788 00:35:22,119 --> 00:35:23,119 How are you doing? 789 00:35:23,204 --> 00:35:25,214 Why don't you come over and join me? 790 00:35:25,289 --> 00:35:27,289 I'm gazing at the moon. 791 00:35:27,375 --> 00:35:28,205 I've already seen it. 792 00:35:28,292 --> 00:35:29,212 Thank you. 793 00:35:29,293 --> 00:35:32,053 You know, I have the very distinct feeling 794 00:35:32,129 --> 00:35:34,129 that you're trying to avoid me. 795 00:35:34,215 --> 00:35:37,005 If I were you, I would trust that feeling. 796 00:35:37,093 --> 00:35:38,183 I'm glad we had this time to spend together, mom. 797 00:35:38,261 --> 00:35:41,101 Frank wanted to try his luck at the casino. 798 00:35:41,180 --> 00:35:41,850 Oh, no. 799 00:35:41,931 --> 00:35:42,811 What is it? 800 00:35:42,890 --> 00:35:44,930 Come on. 801 00:35:45,017 --> 00:35:45,937 We're grown-ups. 802 00:35:46,018 --> 00:35:47,138 We don't have to play games. 803 00:35:51,399 --> 00:35:53,229 Mr. Patton! 804 00:35:53,317 --> 00:35:54,777 I am an officer of this ship. 805 00:35:54,861 --> 00:35:56,201 And if there's one more incident, 806 00:35:56,279 --> 00:35:57,699 I will request the captain prefer charges against you. 807 00:35:57,780 --> 00:35:59,570 Now, do you understand? 808 00:36:04,620 --> 00:36:08,920 Mom, I never meant for you to find out this way. 809 00:36:09,000 --> 00:36:11,250 [Sighs] So that's what you were trying to warn me about. 810 00:36:26,267 --> 00:36:27,727 Ellen: We've locked the door. 811 00:36:27,810 --> 00:36:30,860 And we're all alone. 812 00:36:30,938 --> 00:36:34,278 There's nobody under the bed. 813 00:36:34,358 --> 00:36:37,648 So it's, um-- safe to take it off now. 814 00:36:47,371 --> 00:36:48,041 Well, I suppose I could take it 815 00:36:48,122 --> 00:36:50,672 off for two or three minutes. 816 00:36:50,750 --> 00:36:52,590 Or maybe four minutes. 817 00:36:52,668 --> 00:36:53,708 A year. 818 00:36:53,794 --> 00:36:55,884 They could shove food under our door! 819 00:36:55,963 --> 00:36:56,803 What am I saying? 820 00:36:56,881 --> 00:36:58,721 I can't. 821 00:36:58,799 --> 00:37:02,389 But on the other hand, nobody likes a fanatic. 822 00:37:02,470 --> 00:37:03,850 But my integrity. 823 00:37:03,930 --> 00:37:05,970 How could I face myself? 824 00:37:06,057 --> 00:37:08,517 Wouldn't you rather face me? 825 00:37:20,071 --> 00:37:23,161 I'm sorry you did that, Arnold. 826 00:37:23,240 --> 00:37:26,870 Wha-- what do you mean, "you're sorry?" 827 00:37:26,953 --> 00:37:29,413 I'm an inspector for the courier company. 828 00:37:29,497 --> 00:37:33,497 They sent me to see if you could be trusted. 829 00:37:33,584 --> 00:37:35,254 And the Mexican client? 830 00:37:35,336 --> 00:37:37,046 Senor Juan Miguel De Joachim Ortega 831 00:37:37,129 --> 00:37:38,759 Sanchez De castellato III? 832 00:37:38,839 --> 00:37:40,679 He doesn't exist. 833 00:37:40,758 --> 00:37:43,718 And there's nothing in that briefcase. 834 00:37:43,803 --> 00:37:45,013 The only thing you were protecting, 835 00:37:45,096 --> 00:37:46,966 Arnold, was your job. 836 00:37:47,056 --> 00:37:51,556 [Sighs] Took me all day to memorize that name. 837 00:37:51,644 --> 00:37:55,734 Well, I hope there's a promotion in this for you. 838 00:37:55,815 --> 00:37:56,185 Arnold, please-- 839 00:37:56,273 --> 00:37:57,533 no, no, no. 840 00:37:57,608 --> 00:37:58,528 You deserve it. 841 00:37:58,609 --> 00:37:59,859 It's not often you see a woman who 842 00:37:59,944 --> 00:38:02,864 is willing to-- to sacrifice so much for her work. 843 00:38:02,947 --> 00:38:03,697 I'm sorry. 844 00:38:14,500 --> 00:38:19,090 (Voiceover) Of all the cruise ships in all the world, 845 00:38:19,171 --> 00:38:20,921 she had to walk into mine. 846 00:38:21,007 --> 00:38:21,717 Shut up. 847 00:38:32,643 --> 00:38:35,653 Hi. 848 00:38:35,730 --> 00:38:37,230 Have fun tonight? 849 00:38:37,315 --> 00:38:38,265 I missed you. 850 00:38:38,357 --> 00:38:41,817 I didn't do too great at the casino. 851 00:38:41,902 --> 00:38:42,782 What's wrong? 852 00:38:42,862 --> 00:38:44,242 What happened? 853 00:38:44,321 --> 00:38:47,371 How could you do a thing like that? 854 00:38:47,450 --> 00:38:48,580 Sandy and I were-- 855 00:38:48,659 --> 00:38:49,449 hold it. 856 00:38:49,535 --> 00:38:50,155 Wait. 857 00:38:50,244 --> 00:38:52,254 Wait just a second. 858 00:38:52,329 --> 00:38:54,169 Whatever she told you is a lie. 859 00:38:54,248 --> 00:38:57,078 Sandy is telling you lies. 860 00:38:57,168 --> 00:38:59,838 I never laid a hand on your daughter. 861 00:38:59,920 --> 00:39:00,960 What? 862 00:39:01,047 --> 00:39:01,757 All right. 863 00:39:01,839 --> 00:39:03,089 I'll tell you. 864 00:39:03,174 --> 00:39:05,894 I'll tell you exactly what happened last summer. 865 00:39:05,968 --> 00:39:09,138 Your so-called "innocent daughter" came on to me. 866 00:39:09,221 --> 00:39:11,521 You-- you think I wanted to touch a kid? 867 00:39:11,599 --> 00:39:12,559 I tried to fight her off, but-- 868 00:39:12,641 --> 00:39:13,521 stop! 869 00:39:13,601 --> 00:39:14,601 Just stop it. 870 00:39:14,685 --> 00:39:16,685 It wasn't my fault, Irene. 871 00:39:16,771 --> 00:39:17,901 You-- you were out playing cards. 872 00:39:17,980 --> 00:39:18,770 I had a couple of drinks. 873 00:39:18,856 --> 00:39:20,896 I went to bed. 874 00:39:20,983 --> 00:39:23,653 And she came into my bedroom with hardly any clothes 875 00:39:23,736 --> 00:39:26,026 on at all, and-- and threw herself at me! 876 00:39:26,113 --> 00:39:27,033 You're lying. 877 00:39:27,114 --> 00:39:27,624 I'm not! 878 00:39:27,698 --> 00:39:31,238 I know you're lying! 879 00:39:31,327 --> 00:39:37,627 Besides-- Sandy never mentioned anything about that. 880 00:39:37,708 --> 00:39:38,918 What? 881 00:39:39,001 --> 00:39:40,751 I was about to tell you that I saw you trying 882 00:39:40,836 --> 00:39:42,206 to force yourself on Judy. 883 00:39:47,426 --> 00:39:52,096 By the way-- the casino is closed in port. 884 00:39:52,181 --> 00:39:53,811 And since we're still in port, you'll 885 00:39:53,891 --> 00:39:57,141 have time to pack your things and get off the ship. 886 00:39:57,228 --> 00:39:58,398 I never want to see you again. 887 00:40:10,616 --> 00:40:10,986 I don't want a shot, doc. 888 00:40:11,075 --> 00:40:13,155 I hate shots. 889 00:40:13,244 --> 00:40:14,454 Really, I'm feeling much better. 890 00:40:14,537 --> 00:40:16,037 Let me just get up and walk, and I'll show you. 891 00:40:16,122 --> 00:40:16,662 No, ace. No. 892 00:40:16,747 --> 00:40:18,167 Don't try to be a hero. 893 00:40:18,249 --> 00:40:19,169 Come on, ace-- 894 00:40:19,250 --> 00:40:21,790 a big boy like you, afraid of a little shot? 895 00:40:21,877 --> 00:40:24,127 I gave you a sedative so you could get some sleep. 896 00:40:24,213 --> 00:40:25,013 And this is just an intramuscular 897 00:40:25,089 --> 00:40:26,969 anesthetic for pain. 898 00:40:33,597 --> 00:40:35,387 Haven't you've forgotten something, Adam? 899 00:40:35,474 --> 00:40:36,314 Huh? 900 00:40:36,392 --> 00:40:37,522 You didn't give the man his lollipop. 901 00:40:46,944 --> 00:40:48,454 Gopher (on pa): We're just lifting 902 00:40:48,529 --> 00:40:49,739 anchor, ladies and gentlemen. 903 00:40:49,822 --> 00:40:51,162 We've arranged to have all the bumps cleared in the ocean, 904 00:40:51,240 --> 00:40:53,330 so you'll have smooth sailing all 905 00:40:53,409 --> 00:40:54,369 the way back to Los Angeles. 906 00:40:54,451 --> 00:40:56,121 There's plenty of balmy night left. 907 00:40:56,203 --> 00:40:57,123 Enjoy it. 908 00:41:02,001 --> 00:41:05,301 I came to give you the briefcase back-- 909 00:41:05,379 --> 00:41:08,259 and to give you an apology. 910 00:41:08,340 --> 00:41:12,300 I was working on the wording of an apology, myself. 911 00:41:12,386 --> 00:41:14,426 My wording is easy. 912 00:41:14,513 --> 00:41:15,563 I'm an idiot. 913 00:41:15,639 --> 00:41:17,349 I shouldn't have yelled at you. 914 00:41:17,433 --> 00:41:19,563 At least you were doing your job. 915 00:41:19,643 --> 00:41:22,733 Yeah-- a hatchet job. 916 00:41:22,813 --> 00:41:23,443 You don't know how miserable I've been 917 00:41:23,522 --> 00:41:27,232 doing the company's dirty work. 918 00:41:27,318 --> 00:41:29,398 You were so loyal, I wanted to kick you. 919 00:41:29,486 --> 00:41:32,316 And on top of that, they lied to you. 920 00:41:32,406 --> 00:41:33,196 What? 921 00:41:33,282 --> 00:41:37,162 They told you this case was empty. 922 00:41:37,244 --> 00:41:40,624 I found these two suspicious looking objects. 923 00:41:40,706 --> 00:41:43,246 I thought you'd like to examine them. 924 00:41:43,334 --> 00:41:45,794 Well, you were right to bring this to my attention. 925 00:41:49,882 --> 00:41:53,052 As a future ex-employee, I believe I am 926 00:41:53,135 --> 00:41:55,925 entitled to clean out my desk. 927 00:41:56,013 --> 00:41:57,563 Well, what shall we drink to? 928 00:41:57,640 --> 00:42:01,440 To-- the briefcase. 929 00:42:01,518 --> 00:42:02,188 And a burial at sea? 930 00:42:02,269 --> 00:42:04,059 What a great idea. 931 00:42:13,405 --> 00:42:16,325 [Glasses clink] 932 00:42:19,370 --> 00:42:24,080 You know when I was pretending to be crazy about you? 933 00:42:24,166 --> 00:42:24,996 Yeah? 934 00:42:25,084 --> 00:42:27,924 Well, I'm not crazy. 935 00:42:28,003 --> 00:42:30,213 And I wasn't pretending. 936 00:42:34,593 --> 00:42:38,183 Arnold (voiceover): And that's all she wrote. 937 00:42:38,264 --> 00:42:42,814 So, now we can put the whole shebang to bed. 938 00:42:42,893 --> 00:42:45,023 Let's go, shebang. 939 00:42:45,104 --> 00:42:47,484 I mean, Ellen. 940 00:43:03,956 --> 00:43:06,666 How could I have picked a man like that? 941 00:43:06,750 --> 00:43:08,920 What happened to you was all my fault. 942 00:43:09,003 --> 00:43:10,383 Oh, no, mother. 943 00:43:10,462 --> 00:43:13,762 The only person to blame is frank. 944 00:43:13,841 --> 00:43:18,181 I just don't know how I could have misjudged him so. 945 00:43:18,262 --> 00:43:20,102 Well, he happened along when you were at a very 946 00:43:20,180 --> 00:43:22,770 vulnerable time in your life. 947 00:43:22,850 --> 00:43:24,560 You know, there is a bright side. 948 00:43:24,643 --> 00:43:26,353 What bright side? 949 00:43:26,437 --> 00:43:29,817 Now, there's no reason for me not to come home to live. 950 00:43:29,898 --> 00:43:36,028 Oh, sweetheart-- oh, that is a bright side. 951 00:43:36,113 --> 00:43:37,493 I missed you. 952 00:43:37,573 --> 00:43:39,873 Oh, I missed you. 953 00:43:39,950 --> 00:43:41,450 [Sighs] 954 00:43:41,535 --> 00:43:44,905 [Theme music] 955 00:43:51,503 --> 00:43:54,513 [Spanish guitar] 956 00:44:01,221 --> 00:44:03,851 [Sighs] 957 00:44:13,067 --> 00:44:15,357 Right on time. 958 00:44:15,444 --> 00:44:17,824 Come in, come in, whoever you are. 959 00:44:21,700 --> 00:44:22,370 It's locked. 960 00:44:22,451 --> 00:44:24,501 I'll be right there. 961 00:44:37,716 --> 00:44:38,926 Hurry up. 962 00:44:39,009 --> 00:44:41,179 This is no time to keep a lady waiting. 963 00:44:41,261 --> 00:44:43,721 I'm coming. 964 00:44:43,806 --> 00:44:44,516 Don't leave. 965 00:44:47,726 --> 00:44:49,726 [Groans] 966 00:44:54,024 --> 00:44:55,074 Hi, there. 967 00:44:55,150 --> 00:44:56,740 Come on in. 968 00:44:56,819 --> 00:44:58,489 Oh, ace, you poor baby! 969 00:44:58,570 --> 00:45:00,030 You've had a relapse! 970 00:45:00,114 --> 00:45:01,034 No, no-- I'm fine. 971 00:45:01,115 --> 00:45:01,985 I'm fine. 972 00:45:02,074 --> 00:45:03,704 Look. 973 00:45:03,784 --> 00:45:05,124 Look. See? 974 00:45:05,202 --> 00:45:05,742 I'm in perfect shape. 975 00:45:18,090 --> 00:45:20,220 That makes two of us. 976 00:45:20,300 --> 00:45:22,970 Let me just, uh-- 977 00:45:23,053 --> 00:45:35,613 hang this up. 978 00:45:35,607 --> 00:45:39,817 You know, I can't believe how relaxed I am. 979 00:45:49,997 --> 00:45:52,747 [Theme music] 980 00:46:29,495 --> 00:46:30,615 Thank you for your support. 981 00:46:30,704 --> 00:46:34,254 Well, that's what adopted sisters are for. 982 00:46:34,333 --> 00:46:36,173 And I hope you have nothing but happiness 983 00:46:36,251 --> 00:46:37,041 the rest of your life. 984 00:46:37,127 --> 00:46:37,877 Thanks, Judy. 985 00:46:37,961 --> 00:46:39,551 I'm sure that's all there will be. 986 00:46:39,630 --> 00:46:40,590 Come on, sweetheart. 987 00:46:40,672 --> 00:46:41,342 Bye! 988 00:46:41,423 --> 00:46:43,933 Good bye. 989 00:46:44,009 --> 00:46:46,549 The name is devlin-- 990 00:46:46,637 --> 00:46:47,847 Ellen devlin. 991 00:46:47,930 --> 00:46:49,060 Well, give us a week. 992 00:46:49,139 --> 00:46:51,139 Oh, well, congratulations. 993 00:46:51,225 --> 00:46:53,185 Off to look for another job? 994 00:46:53,268 --> 00:46:54,978 Well, I've got one. 995 00:46:55,062 --> 00:46:56,612 Arnold completed his assignment so well, 996 00:46:56,688 --> 00:46:59,018 I'm recommending the company kick him 997 00:46:59,107 --> 00:47:01,027 upstairs to a supervisory position. 998 00:47:01,109 --> 00:47:03,819 And the new job is going to be a little tough on Ellen. 999 00:47:03,904 --> 00:47:04,954 How so? 1000 00:47:05,030 --> 00:47:06,700 Well, you thought the briefcase was inconvenient-- 1001 00:47:06,782 --> 00:47:08,782 wait until i'm chained to a desk. 1002 00:47:08,867 --> 00:47:09,237 See you. 1003 00:47:09,326 --> 00:47:12,076 Both: Bye bye. 1004 00:47:12,162 --> 00:47:13,082 Good bye, Lisa. 1005 00:47:13,163 --> 00:47:14,253 You're the best nurse I've ever had. 1006 00:47:14,331 --> 00:47:17,081 Well, I'm glad we finally found the right medicine. 1007 00:47:17,167 --> 00:47:19,417 If you could bottle that, you'd win the nobel prize. 1008 00:47:24,716 --> 00:47:26,586 Oh, this is perfect. 1009 00:47:26,677 --> 00:47:28,597 Stay still. 1010 00:47:28,679 --> 00:47:30,679 What's wrong with this thing? 1011 00:47:30,764 --> 00:47:32,854 Kim, why don't you try the focus? 1012 00:47:32,933 --> 00:47:33,183 Turn that little knob right there. 1013 00:47:33,267 --> 00:47:34,937 Yeah. 1014 00:47:35,018 --> 00:47:35,848 Sometimes it's the automatic timer. 1015 00:47:35,936 --> 00:47:37,226 Are you sure you have film in it? 1016 00:47:37,312 --> 00:47:38,522 Or maybe you need a new battery. 1017 00:47:38,605 --> 00:47:39,435 No. 1018 00:47:39,523 --> 00:47:41,193 What it needs is the old photographer. 1019 00:47:41,275 --> 00:47:42,895 And he's busy. 1020 00:47:55,372 --> 00:47:58,632 [Theme music] 1021 00:48:35,037 --> 00:48:37,037 [Music ends] 1022 00:48:37,087 --> 00:48:41,637 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 67895

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