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[Theme - Jack Jones, "love boat"]
Love, exciting and new.
Come aboard, we're expecting you.
And love, life's sweetest reward.
Let it flow, it floats back to you.
The love boat, soon we'll be making another run.
The love boat promises something for everyone.
Set a course for adventure, your mind on a new romance.
And love won't hurt anymore.
It's an open smile on a friendly shore.
It's love, welcome aboard, it's love.
[Theme music]
Ok, you guys, nice and easy.
That ah way.
That's good.
Keep it-- whoa, whoa, wait a minute, now.
Watch the paint job here, you guys.
Ok, that's good.
Keep it going.
All right.
That's the last of them, sir.
Oh, good.
Make sure you notify the crew the cargo hold
four is strictly off limits.
No one is supposed to go down there.
What's this cargo, captain?
Oh, yes.
Specimens of marine life being sent to the oceanic institute
at cabo San Lucas.
Some of them are extremely rare.
Upsetting them could jeopardize the chances
for breeding them in captivity.
I hope there are no dolphins in there.
Well, I just hate to think we were
crossing international boundaries for amoral purposes.
Well, glad to see someone there's someone on this ship
with a sense of humor.
Hi, I'm Allen Bundy.
Hi, I'm Issac Washington.
You know, Allen, you're awfully early.
We're not due to sail for quite a while yet.
I know, but I thought if I got here a little early,
I'd have a better chance with the, you know,
the opposite sex.
Oh, believe me, this is one place you won't have
any problems meeting ladies.
Well, meeting them isn't the problem.
It's after I meet them.
I'm-- I'm kind of awkward with women.
Back home I'm known as the "strikeout king."
Don't worry.
In this ballpark, I wouldn't be surprised
if you hit a home run.
I'd settle for a single.
[Theme music]
Paging system: Attention passengers,
the pacific Princess is now ready for boarding.
- Hi. - Hello.
We're edna and Toby miles.
This is my grandson.
Welcome aboard.
I'm glad you told them I was your grandson.
Otherwise, they would have thought we were married.
Fat chance.
I would have divorced you years ago.
Now, where did I put those tickets.
Um, at her age, the mind is the first thing to go.
That shows how little he knows.
It's the second thing to go.
Oh, you're on the fiesta deck.
That's one deck down.
I wanted separate cabins, but she's afraid of the dark.
Are your parents coming?
No way.
Their vacation is being away from him.
Come on, grandma, let's go swimming.
Wait until you see her in a bathing suit.
She's really the neatest lady in the world,
so make this a great trip for her, will you?
Ok.
Sure.
There's a lot of love there.
They should package it.
They'd make a fortune.
Allen, how's it going?
Ok.
I've seen a bunch of nice ladies.
I have too, but I just can't talk them.
I-- I don't know what to say to women.
Oh, that part's easy.
Just ask them questions about themselves,
you know, like what their name is, where do they live,
stuff like that.
Hey, now there's a real cutie.
I bet she's just waiting to meet a nice guy like you.
Go on.
[Theme music]
Hi.
My name is Allen.
Hi, I'm Karen.
What's your name?
Karen.
So, ah, do you live around here?
What?
I mean, do you, um, you come here often?
Enjoy your cruise.
How's it going?
I told you, a strike out king.
Well, the game's just getting started.
I'm still batting zero.
[Music playing]
Oh, excuse me.
Do you know where I could--
can I help you?
Oh.
Oh, I'm sorry.
I didn't mean to startle.
No, that's all right.
It wasn't your fault.
Well, is this your first cruise?
Yes.
I will, well, no.
I'm not sailing.
Oh, you're seeing someone off?
No, well, actually I just came to return this.
I was having a cup of tea in a coffee shop nearby.
It was one of those coffee shops,
but they sell tea as well.
You know, well anyway, someone from the ship left this behind.
Oh, our ship's brochures.
Thank you.
That was very thoughtful of you.
Oh, no trouble.
Gee, this ship's so romantic and exciting.
I hope I can take a cruise in it someday.
Hey, come on, gopher, get off my back.
Mary, will you just lower your voice, please.
Now, look, all I am saying is that we had several complaints
from passengers who you gave massages
to during the last cruise who said you were too rough.
Rough! Me, rough!
I'd like to find out who said that.
I'll break their necks.
Look, will you just calm down.
I don't want a scene here, all right?
Now, look, you are usually late for appointments,
and if you don't shape up, I've got--
hey, listen, who are you threatening, buster.
Now, wait a minute--
you can take your job and you can shove it.
Wait a minute.
You don't quit on this ship without 30 days notice.
We've got rules here.
Now, watch me.
Mary, that is not being fair.
I'll just disregard that.
[Music playing]
Well, there go them massages and manicures on this trip.
Well, can't you just call the line
and tell them to send over a replacement?
We sail in 30 minutes.
There isn't time.
Gopher, what are we going to do?
We can't sail without a manicurist and a masseuse
right.
The passengers will have a fit.
Right.
Julie, thanks.
Listen, that feels great, but not right now, ok?
Are you trying to tell me something?
Oh, well, actually in england, I used to be
a masseuse and manicurist.
Are you a passenger on this ship?
No, but I certainly would like to be.
She's from england, and we sail under a British registry.
I don't even know this lady.
Dory.
Dory butterworth.
How do you do?
How do you do.
Thank you.
Mary.
Hey, Mary, hey.
Come on.
We can patch this up.
The only thing you'll be patching up
is your face if you don't get out of my way.
Mary, you walk out that door and you're through.
[Music playing]
Gopher, sometimes a purser has to make instant decisions.
This is one of those times.
Ok, you're hired.
One cruise.
Thank you.
You won't regret it.
[Ship horn]
[Theme music]
You call that swimming?
You're getting me all wet.
You've been all wet for years.
Wow, look at that seagull.
You fall for that every time.
I'll get you for that one, grandma.
[Music playing]
Oh, sir, ah, before we sailed I
had to make an instant decision that I
think you should know about.
Yeah, what is it, gopher?
Paging system: Attention please.
Captain stubbing to the radio room.
There's a call for you, dad.
Tell me later.
Thanks for the outfit, Julie.
Oh, you're welcome.
It almost fits.
Oh, I'm an odd size.
Oh, now, dory, your first manicure
is going to be Mrs. Qwinler.
She's the lady over there in the straw hat.
All right, Mrs. Qwinler.
Good luck, dory.
Oh.
Maybe doc should give her something for her nerves.
Forget about her.
I'm going to get me something for mine.
Hi, Issac.
Hi, Allen, how's it going?
Same old thing.
You know, Allen, there is a sea of bikinis out there.
Why don't you just dive on in?
Issac, I told you.
When it comes to women, I'm hopeless.
Now, you see, that's your problem right there.
It's your attitude.
You have got to be more positive.
You give up too easily.
There she is again.
You know, you're right.
All it is is attitude.
Watch the new Allen Bundy in action.
[Music playing]
Allen, Allen.
Listen, will you go get Dr. Bricker, Allen.
Paging system: Dr. Bricker, please report to the ledo deck.
Dr. Bricker, to the ledo deck please.
Allen, wake up.
Allen, you're ok.
Come on, Allen.
What-- what happened?
Well, you went after a knockout.
Unfortunately, you got the wrong kind.
That's right.
I forgot.
My head.
Yeah, you gave your head quite a whack.
You've got a bump, but no serious damage.
You'll be your old self in no time.
That's what I'm afraid of.
Ok.
Take it easy.
You can get up in about an hour.
[Theme music]
Paging system: Good morning.
That island off on port side is one of the cedros islands,
area which rich in marine life.
Keep your eyes open, and you're bound
to see whales and dolphins frolicking in the waves.
[Theme music]
Lovely view, isn't it?
Sorry, um, I'll pay for the cup and saucer.
No, that won't be necessary.
I'm sorry if I startled you.
I'm captain stubing.
You're the captain?
Oh, I thought sea captains were grizzled old sea dogs,
but you're really distinguished.
Just the proper touch of grey.
Why, thank you.
Dory butterworth.
How do you do?
Well, I'm glad to meet you.
Miss butterworth?
Oh, yes.
See, no rings.
Well, I hope you're enjoying your cruise.
Oh, yes I am.
This is the best time I've ever had in my whole entire life
ever.
It's the best.
I wish all of our passengers with that effusive.
Oh.
Well, have a nice day.
Oh, cherrio, captain.
Miss butterworth?
Oh.
If you have no plans for dinner,
may I invite you to dine at the captain's table?
Oh, I guess you can.
You're the captain.
I'll see you around 8:00?
Ok.
Oh, ah, captain?
Yes.
Oh, nothing.
Ah, I just wanted to make sure you really were the captain.
[Music playing]
[Theme music]
Well, I might as well face the world again.
[Music playing]
Now that we've seen the bridge, the radio room,
and the crew's quarters, I'll take you
to the below decks area, which is usually
off limits except for the crew.
[Theme music]
Excuse me.
Now, if you'll just follow me.
After we've seen the cargo area, I'll show
you where the food is stored.
And if the chef is taking his afternoon nap,
maybe we can take a sneak peek at the kitchen.
And this is the cargo area.
In this hold, we're carrying a special shipment
of rare marine specimens to be delivered to the oceanic
institute in cabo San Lucas.
I'm sorry I can't take you in there,
but I can take you to the engine room,
which I'm sure you'll enjoy.
Julie: Now, please, let's all stick together.
I don't want to loose anybody.
[Music playing]
Wow.
Hello.
Holy cow, you're a--
a mermaid, that's right.
I don't believe it.
What's your name?
Me?
I'm ah, I'm Allen Bundy. - I'm coral.
I'm a prisoner.
You are, aren't you?
They call me a specimen, because they're
taking me someplace to be studied,
but I just want to go back to the sea.
They won't let me.
I wish there was something I could do for you.
You could get me something to eat.
Ok, I'll do that.
I'll sneak you back something to eat tonight.
Oh, what, um, what do mermaids eat anyway?
Seafood, silly.
Seafood, of course.
Don't go away.
[Music playing]
[Theme music]
Paging system: Attention please, main seating dinner
is now being served in the coral dining room.
I'd like to know your intentions, sir.
This is a table for two--
very romantic.
I didn't mean it to be romantic.
I just couldn't get anybody else on the ship to eat with me.
Oh, Toby, how lovely.
Here, let me do that.
I don't want to bleed to death.
Thank you, Toby, darling.
They had a sale at the flower shop.
You know me.
I couldn't pass up a deal on day-old flowers.
Oh, come on, dad.
Who's the empty seat for?
You'll see.
It must be someone very special.
Or just a pleasant young lady I met on deck today.
How pleasant?
Never mind how pleasant.
How young?
[Laughs] Oh, miss butterworth.
I'm so glad you could join me.
Let me introduce some of the members of my crew.
Oh, we've already met.
Hi, Julie, doc, Vicki, gopher.
- Hi. - Hi.
Well, I should have realized that such
an outgoing young lady would have made her presence known.
Well, thank you, again, for inviting me to dinner.
It's such an honor to dine at the captain's table.
Well, then perhaps you'll honor the captain by joining
him later from dancing.
Me dance with you, together?
That's the way it's usually done.
Oh.
Oh.
Sorry.
[Music playing]
[Soft music playing]
I tell you one thing, you're dancing
much better than you used to.
I am?
Yes, you're much lighter on my feet.
May I cut in?
Doctor, I have to dance with her, but you?
It would be my pleasure, doctor.
There goes the shine on your shoes.
That's quite a boy, Mrs. Miles.
That's quite a young man, doctor.
Right you are.
[Soft music playing]
I can't believe this.
The captain doesn't know she's the masseuse.
She doesn't know that he doesn't know.
Well, we know that she doesn't know that he doesn't know.
What are we going to do?
I don't know.
I think you'd have the answer.
How long have you had it?
Ever since my days in the Navy.
It's nothing serious.
It's just that every now and then
I get a little pain in my lower back.
Oh.
That type of pain usually originates
from the back of the head.
Then it comes down to the neck, and then it
branches up to either or both shoulders,
and then down to the lower back.
Gopher, you've got to tell him.
I will. I will.
When?
On their fifth anniversary.
[Theme music]
Sorry I'm late.
I had the chef prepare something special.
Ta-da.
Well?
He looks familiar.
I think I went to school with him.
I'm joking.
You know, coral, you're--
you're different from any girl I've ever met.
I know.
No, I didn't mean that.
You see, I'm usually very awkward with women.
This is the first time in my life
where I felt comfortable with someone of the opposite sex--
almost.
You-- you're really wonderful, coral.
Then we have much in common.
You're wonderful too, Allen.
[Music playing]
I can't believe this thing with dory
and the captain has gone this far.
Yeah, well, you're the one who said to hire her, remember?
"Gopher, sometimes a purser has to make instant decisions."
Dory: It's amazing.
Your shoulders look bigger now than when
you had your jacket on.
You have a very manly physique.
Captain: Well, I'm supposed to.
I'm a man.
[Laughs]
Dory: Here, let me help you slip out of that.
Captain: Oh.
Forget it.
There.
Isn't that more comfortable?
Mm-hmm.
Oh, I like the way you do that.
Now, if we ever fire our masseuse, maybe I'll hire you.
[Music playing]
Beautiful night.
Yeah.
Want me to get you glasses so you can see the moon?
Keep that up and you'll be seeing the stars.
Let's go back and dance some more, grandma.
Let's call it a day.
I'm tired.
You, the queen of the late night movie watchers?
You're always up later than this.
Not tonight.
I think I wore myself out today.
I really feel I need some rest.
All right.
Let's go back to cabin.
A lady needs her privacy getting ready for bed.
Give me a 15 minutes.
All right, grandma.
[Music playing]
Toby.
Hi, Dr. Bricker.
Where's your grandmother?
She went to bed.
She said she was tired.
Well, I should think so.
She's not a youngster anymore, and you two were
dancing up a storm tonight.
She never got tired before--
before what?
Doctor, I'm scared.
Why Toby?
Because, well, grandma's going to die soon.
Toby.
[Music playing]
[Theme music]
Paging system: Good morning, passengers.
We are now serving our delicious breakfast
buffet on the starlight deck.
Gopher: Good morning, dory.
Oh.
- Oops. - Sorry.
That's ok. I'm used to it.
Nothing like a morning swim.
Well, I better get changed for my appointment.
Ah, here they are.
Oh, not too busy.
No, not too bad.
Just a couple there.
Dory, just the lady I've been looking for.
Sir, I have been looking for you.
You know, when I was in London,
a londoner showed me all over town.
It made the world of difference.
Today, I'd like to show you what of our yacht house.
Oh, how exciting, but, um, I have
a manicure appointment at noon.
That's silly.
Your nails are beautiful.
Oh, he's such a wit.
Yeah, hysterical.
Look, sir, I've got to talk to you.
Later.
Oh well, he's the captain.
[Music playing]
Trevor.
Vicki, hi.
Hi.
Listen, would you do me a big favor and do some filing for me
today? - Sure.
Oh, great.
Aloha 233 needs a manicure at noon.
[Theme music]
Paging system: Good morning, passengers.
If you'll take a quick look off the starboard bow,
you'll see a school of playful porpoises putting on a show.
What'd you bring?
A breakfast fit for a true daughter of the sea, kippers.
You don't recognize them, do you?
I don't know.
All kippers look alike to me.
How can you stand to wear these clothes?
Can I take it off?
No, no, no, not here.
Good morning, Allen.
I see you found a lovely companion.
Yeah, you might call her the catch of the day.
Listen, it's so hard today.
Do you want me to take this blanket?
Oh, no, no, no.
She has a bad sunburn.
Ah, ok.
Well, see you around.
Thanks.
[Music playing]
What's the matter.
You're not hungry?
Not anymore.
[Music playing]
You miss the sea, don't you?
It's my home.
It's so near, and yet it's so far away.
Not as far as you think.
Just from the rail to the water.
[Music playing]
Hi, Toby.
Anybody, ah-- mind if I join you?
No.
How are you doing this morning?
Fine.
About last night, I didn't mean to say anything,
but I was scared.
Hey, that's all right.
Do you want to talk about it?
One night last month I was going down
to get some milk and cookies and I heard my mom
and dad talking in their room.
Yes, what did they say?
They were talking about dying, that there was no hope,
and that grandma didn't know.
I'm sorry.
And they were talking about whether they should tell me
or not, but they decided not to.
I couldn't hear everything, because they were crying a lot.
You and your grandmother have a very special relationship.
Yeah.
We're always kidding, grandma and I, about going on a ship
and sailing away together.
Well, you made it come true for her, didn't you?
Good morning, doctor.
Mrs. Miles.
You skipped out on me.
I was starved, and you were sleeping like a log.
Well, I was up all night listening to you snore.
I'm hungry too.
[Music playing]
[Spanish music playing]
Paging system: Attention se ors, se oras, and se oritas, we are
now entering puerto vallarta.
We're sure this village of whitewashed buildings,
azul waters, and golden sunshine will afford you some
of your most colorful memories.
Enjoy your stay in this charming port.
[Spanish music playing]
I wish I could swim around a little.
My tail is falling asleep.
Don't worry.
Once you're back in the ocean, you'll be fine.
Not fine, Allen.
I'll miss you.
I'll miss you too, but I don't know any other way to save you.
Wait a minute, I can go with you.
Oh, Allen, it's impossible.
It would be the shortest romance in history.
But I can wear a scuba outfit all the time.
You're not being realistic.
But I'll never forget you.
I'll never forget you either.
Well, I guess it's that time.
No, no, let's not do it yet.
We won't reach cabo San Lucas until tonight.
It'll give us a little more time together.
[Music playing]
Have a good day.
Bye-bye.
We won't be back late.
Cherrio.
Bye-bye.
Well, that's a switch.
The father telling the kid he won't be home late.
- Gopher, you know-- - I know.
I know.
I'm going to tell him, all right.
No, that's not what I was going to say.
What I was going to say is that maybe we
don't have to embarrass either one of them.
You know, the cruise is half over.
You know, Julie's right.
Maybe we can get through the cruise
with neither one of them knowing.
But that's so sneaky.
I like it.
[Music playing]
You want to double the bet to 10 kisses?
10?
We'll be here all day with both of us trying to be losers.
That's it.
What did you think about that, young whippersnapper?
Uh-oh, it looks like you're in trouble, Toby.
[Coughing]
You all right, grandma?
Oh, I'm fine, honey.
[Coughing]
Are you sure?
Yes, it's just an old respiratory problem.
I've had it for years.
Nothing serious.
Maybe I should check you out.
No, no, really.
Ok, chum, lay 'em on me.
[Music playing]
[Theme music]
[Laughs] That was the best time I've had
in puerto vallarta in years.
Well, that was the best time I've
ever had in puerto vallarta.
I didn't know you had been there before.
No, I haven't.
All right.
See you for dinner?
You're the captain.
That's right, I am.
Ah, duty calls.
See you later.
Oh, cherrio.
Cherrio.
Shirley, will you send the masseuse to my cabin an hour
before dinner, please.
I've been horseback riding on the beach today.
Everything aches.
[Theme music]
Paging system: We're now leaving puerto vallarta.
We'll be making a brief stop tonight in cabo San Lucas,
and then we're homeward-bound to Los Angeles.
[Theme music]
I can't believe how beautiful you look in the moonlight.
Everything about you is beautiful, from your head
to your tail.
Oh, and I can't believe that human beings could
come any sweeter than you.
You know, I'm glad I was captured.
I'd never met you otherwise.
Coral, you're not the only one who's been captured.
[Music playing]
Gin.
You're too tough tonight, grandma.
You weren't playing your usual game.
Yeah, I decided to play fair.
Something wrong, Toby?
No, I was just thinking.
About what?
It was a dumb thing.
You know me.
I get weird sometimes.
What do you mean, sometimes?
I guess I got it from you.
Grandma, do you remember your grandmother?
Of course, but I was just a little girl when she died.
That must have hurt--
dying.
Well, dying isn't a big deal.
It isn't?
No.
It's just like living, only with less problems, I hope.
You know, dying is the only thing in the world
that everybody has in common.
It sounds scary to me.
Why?
I think of it as an adventure, like going on a cruise.
But you come back from a cruise.
Dying isn't an end.
It's a continuation of life, like walking into another room
and you don't lose anything--
your achievements, or your loved ones.
Are you sure?
Sure as I'm sitting here with my favorite guy.
[Music playing]
Grandma, did I ever tell you how terrific you are?
No, but I had a funny feeling you felt that way.
[Music playing]
Now deal.
I'm going to beat the pants off you again.
[Music playing]
I guess it's time to say goodbye.
No, Allen, we can't.
But we have to.
When we dock in cabo San Lucas, they're
going to come to take you away.
This is our last chance.
Allen, I thought about it all day and-- and tonight.
I'm not going.
I'm staying with you.
You'd sacrifice your freedom for me?
Allen, I love you.
I love you too.
Too much to let you do this.
No, I'm setting you free.
Allen, no.
I love you, coral, but I have to let you go.
Allen, I love you.
[Music playing]
Coral: Allen, I love you, Allen.
I love you, Allen.
Allen, I love you.
I love you.
A dream, it's only a dream.
I slept the whole cruise away.
[Theme music]
[Knocking]
Come in.
Hi, captain.
Dory.
Did you like the dress we picked up today?
Well, it looks terrific.
I knew it would.
Well, I'm going to give you the best message you've
ever had in your whole life.
I just bought the new fantastic oils.
Oh, well, you didn't have to do that.
Oh, but I wanted to.
You've been so very good to me, and I wanted
to be so very good to you.
Now, to tell you the truth, dory,
I've already called for a massage.
I know.
I got your message.
Dory.
I'm not late, am I?
Because when they called, this said about an hour
before dinner?
Dory, I'm very confused.
Now, ah, perhaps someone is playing
a practical joke on you, or me, or both of us,
but I am expecting, Mary, the ship's masseuse
to be here any minutes.
Oh, no.
What's going on here?
I thought you knew.
Gopher, I want to see your right away.
Now.
Paging system: Ladies and gentleman,
we're now docking in cabo San Lucas.
We request that you do not leave the ship,
as we'll only be here long enough to unload
some special cargo.
Enjoy the rest of your cruise.
[Knocking]
Come in.
Oh, Mrs. Miles.
Hello, doctor.
Good evening.
I don't quite know how to say this.
I-- I should have mentioned it before.
Sit down.
Thank you.
A little while ago, out of the blue,
Toby's started asking me questions about dying,
and I'm afraid that he may know something that he shouldn't.
[Music playing]
He does know.
He's spoken to me about it.
He overheard his parents talking one night.
You mean he's known all along?
Yes, for about a month now.
Is there anything I can do for you?
Are you in any pain?
You see, I don't know what your illness is,
and possibly there's something I can do to help.
Oh, my god.
He thinks it's me.
I'm not dying, doctor.
It's Toby.
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Dory.
Oh, captain.
I feel so awful.
Oh, don't feel awful.
Oh, I'm so sorry.
I didn't know that you didn't know that it was only me,
and not the person you thought I was instead of who I really am.
Wait, wait.
Now gopher explained the mix up to me.
Oh, he did?
Yes, and I'm convinced that it was just an innocent mistake.
Dory, you're a very lovely young lady, very lovely.
I was just embarrassed for you.
Oh, and you're not sore?
Who said that?
I'm plenty sore--
oh.
--Right over here from that horseback riding.
[Music playing]
Ah, to the left.
A little lower.
That's it.
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Coral?
I can't believe it.
You're real after all.
What were you expecting, a mannequin?
Wait a second.
How did you get here?
My own two legs, how else?
You don't have a--
you've got legs?
I mean, you've-- you've got legs.
Yes, they go with the rest of the body.
It's a matched set.
Matched perfectly.
Thank you.
What am I doing?
You're not coral.
Close.
I'm Cora.
Who are you?
Oh, I see.
I'm-- I'm Allen.
Allen Bundy.
I'm sorry to have bothered you.
Oh, no.
No.
No bother at all.
I'm only sorry that I didn't meet you sooner.
[Music playing]
Where have you been hiding?
[Theme music]
Paging system: We are now leaving cabo San Lucas,
but there's still a gala night ahead at the captain's
farewell party.
Don't miss it.
[Disco music playing]
You're not going to be a party pooper like you
were last night, are you?
Now, don't worry, chum, I can take it for as long as you can.
It looks like a great party.
I wish it could go on forever.
We all wish that everything you love could go on forever.
Good evening, ladies and gentlemen.
Welcome to the captain's farewell party.
This is our last night on board before we arrived
in Los Angeles tomorrow, and I hope
you all had a wonderful cruise.
[Applause]
And now I would like to present our captain,
captain merrill stubing.
[Applause]
Thank you.
Thank you, Ms. McCoy.
Each voyage the members of the crew
get together and vote on the couple they think
is the happiest, the best suited, and the most loving.
Our selection for this cruise is that dynamic duo,
that twosome whose relationship has bridged time and age, edna
miles and her grandson, Toby.
[Applause]
As is our custom, the winners will please start the dancing.
[Soft music playing]
We're the only ones out here, so don't humiliate me.
Humiliate you?
At your age, it's a miracle you can even stand up.
Ok.
Let's do things differently tonight.
You lead.
[Soft music playing]
[Theme music]
Issac.
Hi.
We wanted to say goodbye.
Well, goodbye to both of you.
I'm glad to see you hit it off.
We certainly did.
I hardly saw you this cruise.
You know, he's the most intuitive man I've ever met.
When I first met him, without me saying a word,
he knew that I loved seafood and swimming.
That's because I figured your sign was pisces, the fish.
How did you know that?
It's kind of a long tale.
See ya.
Bye.
Bye.
Thank you for a cruise to remember.
My pleasure.
That's great, grandma.
At your age, I thought you would have forgotten it by now.
You're going to have to stop giving
him those straight lines.
We're going to miss you.
Oh, no, you're not.
Last night Toby and I decided we're
going to do this every year.
Ok, dory, we're all here.
What's going on?
You said you had something to tell us.
Well, I just wanted to say that I think
you're the most wonderful assortment
of characters I've ever met.
Ah.
Julie: Well, thank you.
Well, I hope you'll forgive me for not doing such a great job.
What are you talking about?
You did a terrific job.
You're just fine.
Yeah, you were fantastic.
You were wonderful.
Right, dad?
I'm not so sure.
I would have an opinion about dory
until she sails a dozen cruises with us.
But captain stubing, how can that be since--
since-- oh, captain stubing.
This calls for a celebration.
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