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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:10,677 --> 00:00:17,427 ♪ Love, exciting and new ♪ 2 00:00:18,476 --> 00:00:20,396 ♪ come aboard ♪ 3 00:00:22,355 --> 00:00:26,315 ♪ we're expecting you ♪ 4 00:00:26,609 --> 00:00:29,109 ♪ and love ♪ 5 00:00:30,530 --> 00:00:33,530 ♪ life's sweetest reward ♪ 6 00:00:34,826 --> 00:00:36,366 ♪ let it flow ♪ 7 00:00:38,371 --> 00:00:42,791 ♪ it floats back to you ♪ 8 00:00:42,876 --> 00:00:45,586 ♪ the love boat ♪ 9 00:00:46,212 --> 00:00:50,302 ♪ soon will be making another run ♪ 10 00:00:51,217 --> 00:00:53,637 ♪ the love boat ♪ 11 00:00:54,220 --> 00:00:58,640 ♪ promises something for everyone ♪ 12 00:00:58,975 --> 00:01:01,265 ♪ set a course for adventure ♪ 13 00:01:01,352 --> 00:01:05,572 ♪ your mind on a new romance ♪ 14 00:01:07,734 --> 00:01:10,114 ♪ and love ♪ 15 00:01:11,070 --> 00:01:13,820 ♪ won't hurt anymore ♪ 16 00:01:15,074 --> 00:01:17,744 ♪ it's an open smile ♪ 17 00:01:18,953 --> 00:01:22,963 ♪ on a friendly shore ♪ 18 00:01:23,041 --> 00:01:27,091 ♪ it's love ♪ 19 00:01:27,587 --> 00:01:34,217 ♪ welcome aboard it's love ♪ 20 00:01:55,240 --> 00:01:56,780 Hello. 21 00:01:55,240 --> 00:01:56,780 Hi. 22 00:01:56,866 --> 00:01:59,536 I'm Mrs. Johnson, and this is my sister, miss larabee. 23 00:01:59,619 --> 00:02:01,699 Hello, welcome aboard. 24 00:01:59,619 --> 00:02:01,699 Thank you. 25 00:02:01,788 --> 00:02:04,868 Oh, yes, you're in the promenade suite, cabin 342. 26 00:02:04,958 --> 00:02:06,378 Oh, is that a nice one? 27 00:02:06,459 --> 00:02:08,339 It's the most luxurious suite we have. 28 00:02:08,419 --> 00:02:10,759 [Agnes] Ah, well, that ought to be nice enough! 29 00:02:11,214 --> 00:02:15,094 Oh, I'm terribly sorry. 30 00:02:11,214 --> 00:02:15,094 Oh, I'm sorry. 31 00:02:15,802 --> 00:02:19,762 Forgive me, but I can't help but admire your taste in luggage. 32 00:02:19,848 --> 00:02:22,728 Oh. Thank you. Why, it's the same as yours. 33 00:02:22,809 --> 00:02:25,439 I know. That's why I admired it. [Laughs] 34 00:02:25,520 --> 00:02:27,560 May I introduce myself? I'm Henry whitewood. 35 00:02:27,647 --> 00:02:31,687 Well, I'm Gladys Johnson, and this is my sister, Agnes larabee. 36 00:02:31,776 --> 00:02:33,066 How do you do? 37 00:02:33,152 --> 00:02:35,242 Miss larabee. I'm Mrs., but a widow. 38 00:02:35,321 --> 00:02:37,781 May I atone for the collision 39 00:02:37,866 --> 00:02:39,906 by offering you champagne after we sail? 40 00:02:39,993 --> 00:02:45,083 Oh, I'd love to-- I, I mean, we'd like that very much. 41 00:02:45,415 --> 00:02:47,165 Splendid, I'll see you later. 42 00:02:50,670 --> 00:02:54,260 Oh. Well, there can't be any harm in it. 43 00:02:54,340 --> 00:02:58,090 I mean, he seems like a perfect gentleman. 44 00:02:58,177 --> 00:02:59,597 Well let's look at it positively, 45 00:02:59,679 --> 00:03:01,849 the sea air may be able to cure him. 46 00:03:06,227 --> 00:03:08,607 Hi, we're the vitellis. With a "v." 47 00:03:08,688 --> 00:03:09,898 Uh... vitelli. 48 00:03:09,981 --> 00:03:12,321 Here we are, fiesta deck, 283. 49 00:03:12,400 --> 00:03:15,110 Thank you. Would you believe 50 00:03:15,194 --> 00:03:17,744 that exactly 20 years ago tomorrow night 51 00:03:17,822 --> 00:03:20,282 we met and were married on a ship just like this? 52 00:03:20,366 --> 00:03:22,116 Really? What ship was it? 53 00:03:22,201 --> 00:03:23,541 The Titanic. 54 00:03:23,870 --> 00:03:28,000 Stop, Tony. This is going to be so romantic! 55 00:03:28,374 --> 00:03:30,134 Everything to her is romantic. 56 00:03:30,209 --> 00:03:31,629 On the way here, the taxi was sideswiped, 57 00:03:31,711 --> 00:03:33,171 she thought that was romantic. 58 00:03:33,254 --> 00:03:34,464 Our kids got us these tickets 59 00:03:34,547 --> 00:03:35,837 so we would have a romantic cruise, 60 00:03:35,924 --> 00:03:38,264 and that's what we're gonna have. 61 00:03:39,385 --> 00:03:41,545 Me, I hope we have some fun instead. 62 00:03:43,848 --> 00:03:49,018 Oh, whoa, slow down. Why the suit? Who died? 63 00:03:49,354 --> 00:03:51,484 Nobody, I had to go into town to see the dentist, 64 00:03:51,564 --> 00:03:53,364 my tooth was killing me. 65 00:03:53,733 --> 00:03:57,993 Listen, has Patty Phelps checked in yet? 66 00:03:53,733 --> 00:03:57,993 Patty Phelps? 67 00:03:58,071 --> 00:04:00,371 Yeah, she works in the flower shop in the terminal. 68 00:04:00,448 --> 00:04:02,908 She is so beautiful. 69 00:04:03,493 --> 00:04:05,793 I can't think straight whenever I run into her. 70 00:04:05,870 --> 00:04:09,170 All I can do is, well, talk silly. 71 00:04:09,248 --> 00:04:11,498 Real silly. 72 00:04:09,248 --> 00:04:11,498 Which gets nobody nowhere. 73 00:04:11,584 --> 00:04:13,504 So I've been trying to sell her on a cruise. 74 00:04:13,586 --> 00:04:15,416 And she finally agreed. 75 00:04:15,755 --> 00:04:18,005 Now, maybe she can get to know me better. 76 00:04:18,091 --> 00:04:20,641 And to know you is to love you. 77 00:04:21,094 --> 00:04:23,394 Or somethin'. Oh, there she is. 78 00:04:23,471 --> 00:04:26,561 Oh, this is gonna be a real cozy cruise. 79 00:04:29,394 --> 00:04:31,854 Patty. 80 00:04:29,394 --> 00:04:31,854 Oh, Isaac. 81 00:04:32,397 --> 00:04:34,567 I almost didn't recognize you without your uniform. 82 00:04:34,649 --> 00:04:37,279 Oh, I had to change into this because my tooth hurt. 83 00:04:37,944 --> 00:04:39,454 [Laughs] 84 00:04:39,904 --> 00:04:41,364 Um... 85 00:04:41,447 --> 00:04:45,237 Allow me. Please. I'm Brandon ames. 86 00:04:45,535 --> 00:04:50,705 Thank you very much, but we're-- ames? Yes! 87 00:04:50,790 --> 00:04:53,710 The ucla track team, wasn't it? About five years ago. 88 00:04:53,793 --> 00:04:56,213 You mean you actually came to the meets? 89 00:04:56,587 --> 00:04:58,047 How on earth did I miss you? 90 00:04:58,131 --> 00:04:59,801 Oh, my goodness. 91 00:05:00,133 --> 00:05:02,013 I'll see you later, Isaac. 92 00:05:07,140 --> 00:05:11,770 Well, you were right, it is going to be a real cozy cruise. 93 00:05:12,186 --> 00:05:13,976 For the three of you. 94 00:05:16,315 --> 00:05:18,565 [Ship horn blowing] 95 00:05:37,170 --> 00:05:40,420 Most pleasant, a welcome change from English weather. 96 00:05:40,506 --> 00:05:42,586 Oh, I like English weather. 97 00:05:42,675 --> 00:05:44,085 Oh, you've visited? 98 00:05:44,177 --> 00:05:47,807 Oh, just once. Devon. I loved it. 99 00:05:47,889 --> 00:05:51,929 Do you know that we actually stood right on Plymouth hoe 100 00:05:52,018 --> 00:05:55,098 on the headland where sir Francis Drake 101 00:05:55,188 --> 00:06:00,278 first sighted the sails and banners of the Spanish armada. 102 00:06:00,359 --> 00:06:01,609 It was thrilling. 103 00:06:01,694 --> 00:06:03,654 Agnes gets carried away sometimes. 104 00:06:03,738 --> 00:06:05,738 Not at all, it's most refreshing. 105 00:06:05,823 --> 00:06:08,793 Especially these days when people tend to mask their emotions. 106 00:06:08,868 --> 00:06:13,288 I trust that the champagne is of satisfactory quality for the Earl of dunsbury? 107 00:06:13,623 --> 00:06:18,633 Isaac. 108 00:06:13,623 --> 00:06:18,633 Oh, I'm sorry, I forgot. 109 00:06:19,003 --> 00:06:20,633 It's fine, thank you. 110 00:06:22,507 --> 00:06:23,797 Did he say "Earl"? 111 00:06:23,883 --> 00:06:25,343 Yes, I'm sorry about that. 112 00:06:25,426 --> 00:06:26,796 I told Isaac not to say anything. 113 00:06:26,886 --> 00:06:28,636 Do you actually have a title? 114 00:06:28,721 --> 00:06:31,141 Totally through the deeds of my ancestors. 115 00:06:31,224 --> 00:06:33,564 One of whom stood with Drake and lord Howard 116 00:06:33,643 --> 00:06:35,353 on that very headland you visited. 117 00:06:35,436 --> 00:06:39,476 Then put to sea in her majesty's good ship ark royal 118 00:06:39,565 --> 00:06:42,485 to face the armed might of the Spanish armada. 119 00:06:42,568 --> 00:06:44,648 Oh, how wonderful. 120 00:06:44,737 --> 00:06:46,527 However, this is a different world. 121 00:06:46,614 --> 00:06:49,244 And I'd be most pleased if you would call Henry. 122 00:06:49,575 --> 00:06:53,155 Henry it is. 123 00:06:49,575 --> 00:06:53,155 Oh, I say, I'm terribly sorry, I have a call to make 124 00:06:53,246 --> 00:06:55,156 to england. My son, you know. 125 00:06:55,248 --> 00:06:57,878 May I look forward to the pleasure of your company 126 00:06:57,959 --> 00:07:00,339 at dinner this evening? 127 00:06:57,959 --> 00:07:00,339 Oh, that would be lovely. 128 00:07:00,419 --> 00:07:01,799 Fine. 129 00:07:03,297 --> 00:07:05,627 Oh, Gladys! 130 00:07:03,297 --> 00:07:05,627 Slow down. 131 00:07:06,175 --> 00:07:08,295 He may be a total phony. 132 00:07:08,386 --> 00:07:09,676 But you heard him. 133 00:07:09,762 --> 00:07:11,682 One of his ancestors actually 134 00:07:11,764 --> 00:07:15,354 sailed against the armada in the ark royal. 135 00:07:15,434 --> 00:07:17,024 Let's check with the captain 136 00:07:17,103 --> 00:07:19,563 to make sure it wasn't the good ship lollipop. 137 00:07:22,775 --> 00:07:25,185 Mr. and Mrs. Vitelli? 138 00:07:22,775 --> 00:07:25,185 Yes. 139 00:07:25,278 --> 00:07:27,858 Hi, I'm Julie McCoy, your cruise director. 140 00:07:27,947 --> 00:07:28,777 Oh, hi, Julie. 141 00:07:29,240 --> 00:07:33,370 Dr. Bricker told me that this is your 20th wedding anniversary. 142 00:07:33,452 --> 00:07:34,542 That's right! 143 00:07:34,620 --> 00:07:36,910 It gave us an idea. 144 00:07:37,456 --> 00:07:40,536 We thought you might like to have a wedding ceremony. 145 00:07:40,626 --> 00:07:43,376 If you're also the house detective, Rose and I are already married. 146 00:07:43,462 --> 00:07:47,722 I know, but couples sometimes like to go through the ceremony again on their anniversary. 147 00:07:47,800 --> 00:07:50,550 I'm sure the captain would love to officiate. 148 00:07:50,636 --> 00:07:52,096 You put her up to this. 149 00:07:52,180 --> 00:07:53,890 I did not put her up to it. 150 00:07:53,973 --> 00:07:57,233 Listen, that sounds like a wonderful idea. Tell the captain yes. 151 00:07:57,310 --> 00:07:59,400 Tell him no. Forget it, Rosie. 152 00:07:59,478 --> 00:08:00,728 I'd feel silly. 153 00:08:00,813 --> 00:08:02,733 Tony, just once I want to do something 154 00:08:02,815 --> 00:08:04,725 only because I want to do it, okay? 155 00:08:04,817 --> 00:08:07,067 And I would love to do the ceremony again. 156 00:08:07,153 --> 00:08:08,453 So tell the captain yes. 157 00:08:08,529 --> 00:08:10,569 I'm sure you'll enjoy it, Mr. Vitelli. 158 00:08:10,656 --> 00:08:12,826 But we're already married. Who needs reruns? 159 00:08:12,909 --> 00:08:14,739 It would be so romantic. 160 00:08:14,827 --> 00:08:16,867 Make up your mind, you want romance or marriage? 161 00:08:16,954 --> 00:08:20,584 Tell the captain yes. 162 00:08:16,954 --> 00:08:20,584 Okay. 163 00:08:21,500 --> 00:08:22,840 Rose... 164 00:08:23,211 --> 00:08:24,921 If I sell our coin collection, 165 00:08:25,004 --> 00:08:26,634 will you go see a psychiatrist? 166 00:08:33,846 --> 00:08:40,056 Oh! There she is, and Mr. Dynamite nowhere in sight. 167 00:08:40,144 --> 00:08:43,654 All right. Get in there, killer. 168 00:08:40,144 --> 00:08:43,654 Right. 169 00:08:43,731 --> 00:08:46,111 But nothing silly. 170 00:08:43,731 --> 00:08:46,111 Right. 171 00:08:56,494 --> 00:08:58,164 Hi, Patty. 172 00:09:00,206 --> 00:09:03,576 Uh... can I get you something to drink? 173 00:09:00,206 --> 00:09:03,576 Sure. 174 00:09:03,668 --> 00:09:04,788 What looks good at the bar? 175 00:09:04,877 --> 00:09:06,747 Me, I just got a haircut. 176 00:09:06,837 --> 00:09:08,797 Same old Isaac, huh? 177 00:09:08,881 --> 00:09:12,131 Yeah. 178 00:09:08,881 --> 00:09:12,131 Well, I'll settle for a ginger ale. 179 00:09:12,218 --> 00:09:14,048 Great idea. 180 00:09:19,183 --> 00:09:20,983 Hey, you got a big laugh out there. 181 00:09:21,060 --> 00:09:23,310 I couldn't-- listen-- 182 00:09:21,060 --> 00:09:23,310 doing the funnies again or what? 183 00:09:23,396 --> 00:09:25,976 I couldn't help it, this dumb joke just popped out. 184 00:09:26,065 --> 00:09:29,985 I was going right-- 185 00:09:26,065 --> 00:09:29,985 [lively music] 186 00:09:30,444 --> 00:09:31,904 Do you hear music? 187 00:09:32,280 --> 00:09:35,620 Yep. No. It's gone now. 188 00:09:36,242 --> 00:09:41,712 But it sort of sounded as if it was coming from inside my head. 189 00:09:41,789 --> 00:09:45,039 Is this another routine? 190 00:09:41,789 --> 00:09:45,039 No, honest. 191 00:09:45,710 --> 00:09:47,880 Probably just a band rehearsing or something. 192 00:09:47,962 --> 00:09:50,632 Well, come on! Back to beautiful. 193 00:09:50,715 --> 00:09:52,215 Mm! 194 00:09:50,715 --> 00:09:52,215 Yeah. 195 00:10:00,558 --> 00:10:02,728 Hi, Patty, here's your ginger ale. 196 00:10:03,019 --> 00:10:05,349 You know, uh... We're having a dance tonight 197 00:10:05,438 --> 00:10:07,608 and there's this really great orchestra, 198 00:10:08,107 --> 00:10:10,477 and I thought that, well, you know-- 199 00:10:08,107 --> 00:10:10,477 [lively music] 200 00:10:10,568 --> 00:10:11,938 Do you hear that music? 201 00:10:15,323 --> 00:10:20,953 You're making it! [Laughs] Oh, Isaac. 202 00:10:21,287 --> 00:10:22,537 Well, hello. 203 00:10:22,621 --> 00:10:23,871 Oh, Brandon, 204 00:10:23,956 --> 00:10:25,536 you want to hear the funniest thing? 205 00:10:25,625 --> 00:10:28,035 Isaac can imitate a whole orchestra. 206 00:10:28,794 --> 00:10:30,764 Go ahead, do it for him. 207 00:10:31,297 --> 00:10:35,257 Oh, come on! 208 00:10:31,297 --> 00:10:35,257 Some other time. 209 00:10:39,597 --> 00:10:41,267 [Music starts, stops] 210 00:10:42,683 --> 00:10:44,193 [Music starts, stops] 211 00:10:55,988 --> 00:10:57,528 Did you speak to the captain? 212 00:10:57,615 --> 00:10:59,155 Henry is legit. 213 00:10:59,241 --> 00:11:02,791 He's a widower, one grown son, and he is a real Earl. 214 00:11:02,870 --> 00:11:04,710 [Screams] Oh, I knew it! 215 00:11:04,789 --> 00:11:08,879 I know, aggie. Now, about dinner. Why don't just the two of you-- 216 00:11:08,959 --> 00:11:11,249 oh, no, you don't. That's sweet of you, Gladys, 217 00:11:11,337 --> 00:11:12,917 but I'm not going to let you do it. 218 00:11:13,005 --> 00:11:15,255 Now, we agreed to spend mother's insurance 219 00:11:15,341 --> 00:11:17,931 and have a once-in-a-lifetime cruise, together, 220 00:11:18,010 --> 00:11:20,010 and we're gonna have it together. 221 00:11:20,262 --> 00:11:23,272 Besides, I wouldn't even enjoy myself knowing you were sitting alone. 222 00:11:23,349 --> 00:11:24,979 [Telephone rings] 223 00:11:27,645 --> 00:11:30,725 Hello? 224 00:11:27,645 --> 00:11:30,725 Mrs. Johnson, this is gopher. 225 00:11:31,690 --> 00:11:35,240 Well, hello there, tiger. 226 00:11:36,112 --> 00:11:39,122 Uh, no, not tiger, gopher. A much smaller animal. 227 00:11:39,198 --> 00:11:43,578 [Laughs] Seriously, we found your suitcase that was mislaid. 228 00:11:43,661 --> 00:11:45,871 You're a persistent little devil. 229 00:11:46,205 --> 00:11:48,535 What are you doing on this ship anyway? 230 00:11:48,624 --> 00:11:50,134 Well, ma'am, I seldom leave it, 231 00:11:50,209 --> 00:11:52,419 especially when we're this far out in the ocean. 232 00:11:52,795 --> 00:11:55,005 Why don't I just send it down to you. Okay? 233 00:11:56,048 --> 00:12:00,468 Tonight? Well, you know that I am with my sister. 234 00:12:00,553 --> 00:12:01,933 What? [Laughs] 235 00:12:02,012 --> 00:12:03,812 Would you stop that? 236 00:12:03,889 --> 00:12:06,889 What cabin? I'll call you back. 237 00:12:07,726 --> 00:12:09,096 Who was that? 238 00:12:09,186 --> 00:12:12,146 Oh, that was gopher. About, about some luggage. 239 00:12:12,523 --> 00:12:16,443 Gladys... come on now, tell me. 240 00:12:16,527 --> 00:12:20,107 All right. I met this man, you know, at my lawyer's. 241 00:12:20,197 --> 00:12:23,327 He is so handsome, but he's such a scamp. 242 00:12:20,197 --> 00:12:23,327 Oh! 243 00:12:23,409 --> 00:12:26,619 Anyway, I ran into him when I was talking to the captain. 244 00:12:26,704 --> 00:12:29,044 And he wants to see you. 245 00:12:26,704 --> 00:12:29,044 Well-- 246 00:12:29,123 --> 00:12:33,923 oh, you sly puss, that's why you wanted me to be with Henry. 247 00:12:34,420 --> 00:12:38,340 Well, it's perfect, we can have dinner together, all four us. 248 00:12:38,424 --> 00:12:41,264 What he has in mind was dinner alone... 249 00:12:41,552 --> 00:12:43,102 In his cabin. 250 00:12:44,597 --> 00:12:46,347 Dinner alone? 251 00:12:46,432 --> 00:12:47,932 In his cabin? 252 00:12:48,017 --> 00:12:49,807 I don't think I should. 253 00:12:49,894 --> 00:12:53,484 Gladys Johnson, this is your sister, Agnes, talking. 254 00:12:53,564 --> 00:12:55,444 Now, did I ever steer you wrong? 255 00:12:55,774 --> 00:12:59,154 It's later than you think. Go for it. 256 00:12:59,904 --> 00:13:01,414 Can you believe it! 257 00:13:01,489 --> 00:13:02,869 Our first day aboard, 258 00:13:02,948 --> 00:13:06,618 and already each of us has a handsome man. 259 00:13:07,119 --> 00:13:11,209 Hey. This is gonna be a cruise to remember! 260 00:13:18,130 --> 00:13:21,720 Music... From inside your head? 261 00:13:21,800 --> 00:13:23,550 It's not my imagination, doc, 262 00:13:23,636 --> 00:13:25,046 other people have heard it too. 263 00:13:25,137 --> 00:13:27,057 Yeah, but in all my experience, 264 00:13:27,139 --> 00:13:28,679 I've never run across... 265 00:13:29,391 --> 00:13:32,561 Wait a minute. Have you had any dental work done recently? 266 00:13:32,645 --> 00:13:34,225 Yeah, just this morning. How'd you know? 267 00:13:34,313 --> 00:13:36,733 A new filling? Silver? 268 00:13:34,313 --> 00:13:36,733 Uh-huh. 269 00:13:36,815 --> 00:13:38,395 I'll tell you what, I read somewhere 270 00:13:38,484 --> 00:13:42,074 that occasionally the crystalline structure of a filling 271 00:13:42,154 --> 00:13:45,074 vibrates in sympathy with radio waves. 272 00:13:45,157 --> 00:13:46,827 That could account for it. 273 00:13:46,909 --> 00:13:48,329 I'll just see something. 274 00:13:50,663 --> 00:13:53,423 Yeah, you might just have a case of radio mouth. 275 00:13:53,499 --> 00:13:56,249 [Mumbles] Radio mouth? 276 00:13:53,499 --> 00:13:56,249 It's possible. 277 00:13:56,335 --> 00:13:58,795 But it's a one in a billion chance. 278 00:13:58,879 --> 00:14:01,259 That's me, one in a billion Isaac. 279 00:14:01,340 --> 00:14:04,930 My tooth is now a radio receiver? 280 00:14:05,010 --> 00:14:06,640 Well, it can't hurt you. 281 00:14:06,720 --> 00:14:09,430 That's what you think. Doc, there is this very fine, 282 00:14:09,515 --> 00:14:11,725 foxy lady who I'm trying to get serious with. 283 00:14:11,809 --> 00:14:15,189 I sure can't do that with a mouth full of led zeppelin. 284 00:14:15,688 --> 00:14:17,438 Well, maybe it stopped. 285 00:14:19,650 --> 00:14:20,990 I don't hear anything. 286 00:14:21,068 --> 00:14:23,898 It comes and it goes, always at the wrong time. 287 00:14:23,988 --> 00:14:25,278 Uh, wait a minute... 288 00:14:25,364 --> 00:14:27,374 [Radio noise] 289 00:14:25,364 --> 00:14:27,374 I'm getting something... 290 00:14:27,449 --> 00:14:29,079 ...late night and early morning clouds. 291 00:14:29,159 --> 00:14:31,789 And now turning to the kbex wall street report. 292 00:14:31,870 --> 00:14:33,620 If the general upward trend-- 293 00:14:33,706 --> 00:14:35,166 financial news. 294 00:14:35,249 --> 00:14:39,129 ...some selected stocks. Newport Strauss is down five... 295 00:14:39,211 --> 00:14:41,631 Newport Strauss is down five. 296 00:14:41,714 --> 00:14:43,884 What am I gonna do? 297 00:14:41,714 --> 00:14:43,884 Sell. 298 00:14:45,718 --> 00:14:49,388 But look, there is nothing you can do till you get back to your dentist. 299 00:14:50,598 --> 00:14:53,308 What a time for me to turn into a freak. 300 00:14:53,559 --> 00:14:55,479 Wait a minute. I recognize that announcer. 301 00:14:55,561 --> 00:14:58,941 That's the San Diego station. They go off the air at midnight. 302 00:14:59,231 --> 00:15:01,651 Midnight, huh? 303 00:14:59,231 --> 00:15:01,651 Can you wait till then? 304 00:15:01,734 --> 00:15:02,994 Yeah. 305 00:15:03,402 --> 00:15:06,412 But the question is... Will she? 306 00:15:11,243 --> 00:15:13,163 And tell doc if he has time, 307 00:15:13,245 --> 00:15:14,995 I need a best man for a wedding ceremony. 308 00:15:15,080 --> 00:15:16,330 Yes. 309 00:15:15,080 --> 00:15:16,330 Nine o'clock, my office. 310 00:15:16,415 --> 00:15:17,955 Right, sir. Okay. 311 00:15:18,042 --> 00:15:20,002 My, my, don't you ladies look lovely? 312 00:15:20,085 --> 00:15:22,165 Mm, mm, mm. 313 00:15:20,085 --> 00:15:22,165 Oh, thank you, captain. 314 00:15:22,254 --> 00:15:23,844 [Laughs] 315 00:15:22,254 --> 00:15:23,844 He's right. 316 00:15:23,922 --> 00:15:26,262 You look absolutely marvelous. 317 00:15:26,592 --> 00:15:28,342 You look like a duchess. 318 00:15:28,427 --> 00:15:32,007 [Laughs] But I don't feel right wearing your pearls. 319 00:15:32,097 --> 00:15:33,807 Well, there's no sense in my wearing them 320 00:15:33,891 --> 00:15:36,851 because the guy I'll be with would just bite them off. 321 00:15:36,935 --> 00:15:38,685 [Agnes laughs] 322 00:15:38,771 --> 00:15:42,021 You stay out just as late as you want, 'cause I'll be even later. 323 00:15:42,107 --> 00:15:45,527 I'm going to have a real fun night! 324 00:15:42,107 --> 00:15:45,527 Oh! 325 00:15:45,611 --> 00:15:48,201 Good evening, ladies. 326 00:15:45,611 --> 00:15:48,201 Oh, hello, Henry. 327 00:15:48,280 --> 00:15:51,370 How fortunate I am to have such twin aphrodites. 328 00:15:51,450 --> 00:15:52,410 [Laughs] 329 00:15:52,493 --> 00:15:56,503 My word. I've never seen more magnificent pearls. 330 00:15:56,580 --> 00:16:00,670 Oh, thank you. I mean, Agnes has superb taste. 331 00:16:00,751 --> 00:16:02,041 Well, shall we? 332 00:16:02,127 --> 00:16:04,047 Without me, I'm afraid. 333 00:16:04,129 --> 00:16:06,129 I had forgot I had a previous commitment. 334 00:16:06,215 --> 00:16:08,125 Oh, I am sorry. 335 00:16:08,425 --> 00:16:09,885 Well, perhaps we'll see you later. 336 00:16:09,968 --> 00:16:11,388 Have a good time. 337 00:16:15,974 --> 00:16:17,564 [Clears throat] 338 00:16:17,643 --> 00:16:18,603 Excuse me? 339 00:16:17,643 --> 00:16:18,603 Yes? 340 00:16:19,019 --> 00:16:20,849 What's playing at the movies tonight? 341 00:16:20,938 --> 00:16:24,978 Uh... it's an educational film on the life of the elephant seal. 342 00:16:25,651 --> 00:16:27,571 Is it this way? 343 00:16:25,651 --> 00:16:27,571 Yes, ma'am. 344 00:16:37,788 --> 00:16:40,118 I'm going over there and I'm gonna dance with her, 345 00:16:40,207 --> 00:16:43,087 because the orchestra's playing loud enough to drown out my filling. 346 00:16:43,168 --> 00:16:44,708 Don't chance it. 347 00:16:50,342 --> 00:16:51,802 I gotta make some kind of move. 348 00:16:51,885 --> 00:16:53,175 Don't-- 349 00:16:57,850 --> 00:16:59,180 may I? 350 00:17:01,687 --> 00:17:03,397 [Sighs] Momentarily. 351 00:17:07,693 --> 00:17:10,363 Well, no jokes? 352 00:17:23,250 --> 00:17:24,790 [Band stops playing] 353 00:17:24,877 --> 00:17:29,047 [Orchestral music] 354 00:17:46,356 --> 00:17:48,396 Don't you ever stop clowning? 355 00:17:49,067 --> 00:17:50,937 May I reclaim you now? 356 00:17:51,445 --> 00:17:53,985 Being a one-man band may be funny to you, 357 00:17:54,072 --> 00:17:57,082 but I don't like being embarrassed. 358 00:17:58,577 --> 00:18:00,247 It's not what you think, honest. 359 00:18:00,579 --> 00:18:02,829 Can I talk to you on deck after the dance? 360 00:18:02,915 --> 00:18:04,495 [Sighs] What, more jokes? 361 00:18:04,583 --> 00:18:06,843 No. It's very important. 362 00:18:08,212 --> 00:18:09,422 Please? 363 00:18:10,047 --> 00:18:13,127 Well, all right. 364 00:18:17,471 --> 00:18:19,011 Henny youngman blew it again, huh? 365 00:18:19,097 --> 00:18:20,467 No, goph, it's gonna be all right. 366 00:18:20,557 --> 00:18:22,807 She promised to meet me on deck after the dance. 367 00:18:22,893 --> 00:18:24,693 And when San Diego goes off, 368 00:18:24,770 --> 00:18:27,610 the charming Isaac Washington is gonna come on! 369 00:18:36,406 --> 00:18:40,196 ...let him speak now or forever hold his peace. 370 00:18:41,328 --> 00:18:45,828 Do you, Rose, take Anthony to be your lawful wedded husband, 371 00:18:46,166 --> 00:18:49,336 to love, honor and obey? 372 00:18:49,837 --> 00:18:51,127 Obey? 373 00:18:53,006 --> 00:18:54,296 No. 374 00:18:56,593 --> 00:18:57,723 What? 375 00:18:58,095 --> 00:18:59,755 Love and honor, yes. 376 00:18:59,847 --> 00:19:02,347 But obey? Nah. 377 00:19:02,683 --> 00:19:04,393 Rose, what is this? 378 00:19:04,977 --> 00:19:07,187 Look, the word "obey" isn't necessary. 379 00:19:07,271 --> 00:19:08,361 We don't need it. 380 00:19:08,438 --> 00:19:09,818 But you said it last time. 381 00:19:10,232 --> 00:19:13,362 Captain, start over with the "do you take" stuff. Rosie made a mistake. 382 00:19:13,443 --> 00:19:15,243 Uh, captain, no, there's no mistake. 383 00:19:15,320 --> 00:19:18,910 Look, why don't you just say, "love, honor and respect"? 384 00:19:18,991 --> 00:19:21,081 Very well. 385 00:19:18,991 --> 00:19:21,081 [Tony] Hold it! Hold it! 386 00:19:21,159 --> 00:19:22,539 It's not supposed to be "respect." 387 00:19:22,619 --> 00:19:24,409 [Rose] I'm not gonna say "obey." 388 00:19:24,496 --> 00:19:26,616 They are leaving it out of a lot of ceremonies these days. 389 00:19:26,707 --> 00:19:30,087 Hey! 390 00:19:26,707 --> 00:19:30,087 Then again, they're leaving it in a lot too. 391 00:19:30,168 --> 00:19:31,798 I'm not saying "obey." 392 00:19:30,168 --> 00:19:31,798 Yes, you are. 393 00:19:31,879 --> 00:19:33,759 I'm not. 394 00:19:31,879 --> 00:19:33,759 You better if you know what's good for you. 395 00:19:33,839 --> 00:19:36,089 Don't talk to me-- 396 00:19:33,839 --> 00:19:36,089 I'm talking to you right now! 397 00:19:36,174 --> 00:19:39,764 I think you're both pretty excited, maybe if you just talk it over-- 398 00:19:39,845 --> 00:19:42,555 i don't have to talk over nothing. No "obey," no wedding. 399 00:19:42,639 --> 00:19:44,929 No wedding? 400 00:19:42,639 --> 00:19:44,929 [Rose] Okay, we'll have it the way you want. 401 00:19:45,017 --> 00:19:46,137 No wedding. No nothing. 402 00:19:46,226 --> 00:19:47,346 What's that supposed to mean? 403 00:19:47,436 --> 00:19:49,096 It means it's over. 404 00:19:49,187 --> 00:19:51,057 I want a divorce! 405 00:20:03,410 --> 00:20:05,120 Good evening, Mrs. Johnson. 406 00:20:05,203 --> 00:20:08,583 Hi, Julie. Sit down. 407 00:20:05,203 --> 00:20:08,583 Thank you. 408 00:20:09,041 --> 00:20:12,091 I'll tell you all you want to know but were afraid to ask 409 00:20:12,169 --> 00:20:14,499 about the mating habits of the elephant seal. 410 00:20:15,672 --> 00:20:17,762 Are you all right? 411 00:20:15,672 --> 00:20:17,762 Oh, I'm tired. 412 00:20:17,841 --> 00:20:20,431 But I can't go to bed until after my sister does. 413 00:20:20,510 --> 00:20:23,930 Oh, I see. No I don't. 414 00:20:24,222 --> 00:20:26,272 I have had a lovely marriage. 415 00:20:26,350 --> 00:20:28,730 But Agnes has never had anything. 416 00:20:28,810 --> 00:20:31,020 She spent her whole life looking after mother. 417 00:20:31,104 --> 00:20:32,484 That's finally over. 418 00:20:32,564 --> 00:20:36,324 And now, sweet Providence has rewarded her 419 00:20:36,401 --> 00:20:38,401 with her first love. 420 00:20:36,401 --> 00:20:38,401 Aw! 421 00:20:38,487 --> 00:20:42,157 So I just want to do everything I can to keep the romance going. 422 00:20:42,240 --> 00:20:43,740 Of course! 423 00:20:45,744 --> 00:20:48,544 There they are! [Gasps] She mustn't see me. 424 00:20:50,249 --> 00:20:52,749 [Agnes] So your son doesn't live with you? 425 00:20:52,834 --> 00:20:55,674 No, no, he prefers London. 426 00:20:55,754 --> 00:20:57,014 He's a fine boy. 427 00:20:57,089 --> 00:20:58,549 Struggling scholar. 428 00:20:58,632 --> 00:21:00,932 He's going to be a teacher. 429 00:20:58,632 --> 00:21:00,932 Oh! 430 00:21:01,426 --> 00:21:04,006 Good evening, Julie, any chance for a refill? 431 00:21:04,262 --> 00:21:06,772 Oh, gee, the bartender will be back any minute. 432 00:21:06,848 --> 00:21:09,138 Oh, guacamole, I love it. 433 00:21:09,226 --> 00:21:10,686 Well, perhaps we can find another bar. 434 00:21:10,769 --> 00:21:14,359 Oh, no, no more for me, one Brandy's my limit. 435 00:21:14,439 --> 00:21:16,529 Oh, now, that hardly seems civilized. 436 00:21:16,608 --> 00:21:19,488 [Agnes] Well, it takes away my inhibitions, 437 00:21:19,569 --> 00:21:21,529 so it's better I stop with this. 438 00:21:21,613 --> 00:21:23,203 One is enough. 439 00:21:26,618 --> 00:21:28,788 Well, you know, that's the way it is with Brandy, 440 00:21:28,870 --> 00:21:32,170 it always looks like more because of the shape of the glass. 441 00:21:34,459 --> 00:21:37,589 Well, tell me more about your home in england. 442 00:21:37,671 --> 00:21:42,091 Pemberly grange, it's been in the family for over four centuries. 443 00:21:42,175 --> 00:21:48,425 Ever since Charles I knighted the first Earl of dunsbury. 444 00:21:48,807 --> 00:21:53,557 But, um, it's not a large estate, but it's, it's very lovely. 445 00:21:53,645 --> 00:21:56,895 The main house is set away from the Lane, and... 446 00:21:57,315 --> 00:22:03,315 And there are hedges and lawns and dogs. 447 00:22:04,448 --> 00:22:08,408 Horses. 448 00:22:04,448 --> 00:22:08,408 Oh, it sounds like heaven. 449 00:22:08,493 --> 00:22:11,333 Well, it is, except for one thing. I... 450 00:22:11,413 --> 00:22:15,793 I've been a very lonely man... Until now. 451 00:22:18,170 --> 00:22:19,710 Oh, Henry. 452 00:22:22,007 --> 00:22:23,297 Oh, darling. 453 00:22:27,846 --> 00:22:29,056 [Clatters] 454 00:22:27,846 --> 00:22:29,056 [Groans] 455 00:22:29,139 --> 00:22:31,269 Now, don't worry about that. 456 00:22:31,349 --> 00:22:33,439 I'll take care of that, yes. 457 00:22:33,518 --> 00:22:35,398 Listen, why don't you two go to the lounge? 458 00:22:35,479 --> 00:22:37,809 I'm sure that that other bar is open, okay? 459 00:22:37,898 --> 00:22:39,268 Don't worry about this. 460 00:22:39,357 --> 00:22:41,437 I'm so sorry. 461 00:22:39,357 --> 00:22:41,437 Don't worry about it. 462 00:22:41,526 --> 00:22:43,566 [Agnes] Oh, that was so awful. 463 00:22:41,526 --> 00:22:43,566 Gladys. 464 00:22:49,993 --> 00:22:52,503 How did she do? I couldn't hear it all. 465 00:22:52,579 --> 00:22:56,919 After "Henry, darling," I got a little guacamole in my ear. 466 00:23:02,964 --> 00:23:06,434 Rose, Rose, I've been looking all over for you. 467 00:23:06,510 --> 00:23:07,800 Rose, I'm talking to you! 468 00:23:07,886 --> 00:23:10,926 Pardon me, I don't talk to strangers. 469 00:23:12,099 --> 00:23:13,479 What are you doing? 470 00:23:13,558 --> 00:23:16,688 Packing. 471 00:23:13,558 --> 00:23:16,688 Packing? Where are you moving to? 472 00:23:16,770 --> 00:23:20,690 We're on a ship. 473 00:23:16,770 --> 00:23:20,690 I'm not moving anywhere. You are. 474 00:23:21,441 --> 00:23:23,321 You said the marriage was off, right? 475 00:23:23,401 --> 00:23:24,861 Well, yeah. 476 00:23:23,401 --> 00:23:24,861 Well, yeah. 477 00:23:25,237 --> 00:23:28,777 See, I am not in the habit of sharing cabins with single men. 478 00:23:28,865 --> 00:23:33,155 I'm no tootsie. 479 00:23:28,865 --> 00:23:33,155 Come on, this is crazy. 480 00:23:33,245 --> 00:23:34,535 Why don't you say, "obey", huh? 481 00:23:34,621 --> 00:23:37,751 Hey, hey, I've come a long way, baby. 482 00:23:37,833 --> 00:23:39,753 Now you're doing commercials. 483 00:23:40,085 --> 00:23:41,335 I blame this on marlo Thomas. 484 00:23:41,419 --> 00:23:42,749 Marlo Thomas? 485 00:23:42,838 --> 00:23:44,508 I caught you watching her on merv Griffin. 486 00:23:44,589 --> 00:23:46,339 This women's equality stuff's got you wacko. 487 00:23:46,424 --> 00:23:49,344 Women are not equal. 488 00:23:46,424 --> 00:23:49,344 I hope not. 489 00:23:49,427 --> 00:23:53,807 Because if women are only equal to you, I don't want to be one! 490 00:23:54,266 --> 00:23:55,676 What do you expect me to do with this? 491 00:23:55,934 --> 00:24:00,274 Practice loving, honoring and respecting it, huh! 492 00:24:00,647 --> 00:24:04,477 Hey, hey, come on, hey. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! 493 00:24:05,277 --> 00:24:06,527 Hey. 494 00:24:10,073 --> 00:24:12,623 Okay, cinderella, midnight. 495 00:24:14,327 --> 00:24:16,157 Tooth is off the air. 496 00:24:14,327 --> 00:24:16,157 Yeah, I know. 497 00:24:16,246 --> 00:24:18,536 They just finished playing "the star-spangled banner." 498 00:24:18,623 --> 00:24:21,423 All right, hey, I'll see you in the morning. 499 00:24:22,252 --> 00:24:24,882 Uh... can you set that for a wake-up alarm? 500 00:24:24,963 --> 00:24:26,343 [Footsteps approach] 501 00:24:26,423 --> 00:24:27,423 [Knocking] 502 00:24:27,507 --> 00:24:28,797 Hi. 503 00:24:27,507 --> 00:24:28,797 Hi. 504 00:24:29,217 --> 00:24:33,717 Thanks for showing up, this means a awful lot to me. 505 00:24:33,805 --> 00:24:38,095 Oh? 506 00:24:33,805 --> 00:24:38,095 Yeah, there's so much I want to tell you. 507 00:24:38,768 --> 00:24:42,858 Like, you know, how I always buy flowers from you 508 00:24:42,939 --> 00:24:44,729 whenever we're in port? 509 00:24:42,939 --> 00:24:44,729 Mm-hmm. 510 00:24:45,150 --> 00:24:46,570 For my aunt? 511 00:24:47,068 --> 00:24:48,528 Well, I don't have an aunt. 512 00:24:48,612 --> 00:24:50,572 Oh, you devil, they're for your girl? 513 00:24:50,655 --> 00:24:53,525 No. From my girl. 514 00:24:54,409 --> 00:24:55,909 And I'm not joking. 515 00:24:57,996 --> 00:25:01,746 And you know how I left you those cruise brochures? 516 00:25:01,833 --> 00:25:05,593 Oh, yeah, after reading them, I just had to buy a ticket. 517 00:25:05,670 --> 00:25:09,420 Well, aren't you starting to get a message? 518 00:25:09,507 --> 00:25:11,467 Was there supposed to be a message? 519 00:25:11,551 --> 00:25:14,761 Oh, there sure was. 520 00:25:14,846 --> 00:25:18,096 Tell me... I'd love to hear. 521 00:25:28,735 --> 00:25:34,405 The message is simply this-- 522 00:25:34,491 --> 00:25:36,411 [morse code] 523 00:25:38,703 --> 00:25:41,463 Why don't you just put a funny lampshade on your head? 524 00:25:41,539 --> 00:25:43,119 And leave me alone! 525 00:25:43,208 --> 00:25:45,128 [Morse code continues] 526 00:25:51,049 --> 00:25:53,639 [Julie on pa] Ladies and gentlemen, our fun tour of acapulco 527 00:25:53,718 --> 00:25:56,348 will leave the dock area in 15 minutes. 528 00:25:56,429 --> 00:25:59,309 You know, I'm really worried about Gladys, 529 00:25:59,391 --> 00:26:02,981 that new boyfriend of hers is rather strange. 530 00:26:03,478 --> 00:26:07,768 You know, this morning her bed was full of guacamole. 531 00:26:07,857 --> 00:26:09,147 Oh, my. What? 532 00:26:09,234 --> 00:26:10,444 I told her to forget about him, 533 00:26:10,527 --> 00:26:11,817 that you and I would take her 534 00:26:11,903 --> 00:26:14,493 on the acapulco tour with us. 535 00:26:11,903 --> 00:26:14,493 Sure. 536 00:26:14,572 --> 00:26:16,992 Dear Agnes, tiger boy and I left early. 537 00:26:17,075 --> 00:26:20,995 Went into town on our own. 538 00:26:21,079 --> 00:26:22,829 Love, Gladys. 539 00:26:27,335 --> 00:26:28,625 Thank you. 540 00:26:37,554 --> 00:26:41,184 Oh, tiger, stop. You mustn't! 541 00:26:41,266 --> 00:26:43,346 [Giggles, squeals] 542 00:26:43,435 --> 00:26:46,595 You're just all animal, aren't you? 543 00:26:48,106 --> 00:26:50,816 Oh! Ah! [Indistinct] 544 00:26:54,946 --> 00:27:00,366 Oh, hi... you just should go on without us because... 545 00:27:00,452 --> 00:27:02,582 We've made other... plans! 546 00:27:06,124 --> 00:27:07,884 Isometrics. 547 00:27:08,501 --> 00:27:09,591 What'll we do? 548 00:27:09,669 --> 00:27:11,169 I wouldn't worry, my dear. 549 00:27:11,254 --> 00:27:12,424 She seems quite content. 550 00:27:12,505 --> 00:27:14,215 But, uh... I believe that a tour 551 00:27:14,299 --> 00:27:15,719 of the old Spanish churchyard 552 00:27:15,800 --> 00:27:18,430 would be of secondary interest to them. 553 00:27:25,143 --> 00:27:27,063 Hey, Isaac, come here. 554 00:27:28,521 --> 00:27:30,231 Could you find a dentist ashore? 555 00:27:30,315 --> 00:27:31,395 Three of 'em. 556 00:27:31,483 --> 00:27:33,193 And they all said the same thing. 557 00:27:33,443 --> 00:27:35,743 "No es necesario." 558 00:27:35,820 --> 00:27:38,240 "Not necessary." 559 00:27:35,820 --> 00:27:38,240 That's what they said... 560 00:27:38,323 --> 00:27:41,913 Right after they finished with a lot of heavy Spanish laughter. 561 00:27:41,993 --> 00:27:45,413 They didn't believe me. The radio in the filling never made a peep. 562 00:27:45,497 --> 00:27:49,917 Now look, you won't pick up any radio signals till this evening, 563 00:27:50,001 --> 00:27:52,211 so why not go after your foxy lady now? 564 00:27:52,295 --> 00:27:56,665 Oh, let's see, that gives me four hours to live, 565 00:27:57,050 --> 00:28:02,100 and then I start spouting "ring around the collar" commercials again. 566 00:28:06,184 --> 00:28:08,604 [Julie on pa] We hope you enjoyed your stay in acapulco. 567 00:28:08,686 --> 00:28:11,556 Our next stop is the port of Los Angeles. 568 00:28:14,359 --> 00:28:16,279 I tried to explain to Tony. 569 00:28:16,361 --> 00:28:21,411 I said it's not necessary for me to say the word "obey." 570 00:28:21,658 --> 00:28:24,158 What's important is that we respect each other. 571 00:28:24,244 --> 00:28:25,704 What did he say to that? 572 00:28:26,538 --> 00:28:29,368 He said, "I'd respect you more if you obeyed." 573 00:28:29,457 --> 00:28:31,287 You really miss him, don't you? 574 00:28:31,376 --> 00:28:33,626 Half the time he drives me crazy, 575 00:28:33,711 --> 00:28:35,671 and the other half of the time I want to kill him. 576 00:28:35,964 --> 00:28:40,934 But he's warm, sweet, comfortable, you know, like an old slipper. 577 00:28:41,010 --> 00:28:42,140 Tell him that. 578 00:28:42,220 --> 00:28:44,010 No, I know my husband, Julie. 579 00:28:44,389 --> 00:28:49,099 Tony would never let me forget that I begged him to come back. 580 00:28:50,854 --> 00:28:53,524 This time he's gonna have to meet me halfway. 581 00:28:53,606 --> 00:28:56,316 Think he's gonna do that? 582 00:28:53,606 --> 00:28:56,316 I don't know. 583 00:28:56,401 --> 00:28:58,321 I saw him earlier up at the pool, 584 00:28:58,403 --> 00:29:01,163 with all those young girls. 585 00:29:01,239 --> 00:29:04,489 He seemed to like it. A lot. 586 00:29:13,418 --> 00:29:17,588 I don't understand why we haven't met this gentleman friend of yours. 587 00:29:17,922 --> 00:29:21,972 Well, he's very shy. 588 00:29:17,922 --> 00:29:21,972 Shy? 589 00:29:22,051 --> 00:29:24,011 [Laughing] 590 00:29:24,095 --> 00:29:26,885 Look, all I want to do is say hello 591 00:29:26,973 --> 00:29:28,853 and take one quick look at him. 592 00:29:28,933 --> 00:29:32,193 And I'm not gonna leave you alone until I do. 593 00:29:32,270 --> 00:29:34,770 I mean it. 594 00:29:32,270 --> 00:29:34,770 Oh, all right. 595 00:29:35,106 --> 00:29:37,896 He said he would be out here on the deck someplace. 596 00:29:37,984 --> 00:29:40,074 I'll go find him. 597 00:29:37,984 --> 00:29:40,074 Good. 598 00:29:46,659 --> 00:29:48,409 Uh, excuse me? 599 00:29:46,659 --> 00:29:48,409 Yeah? 600 00:29:48,495 --> 00:29:50,995 Could you do me a very great favor? 601 00:29:51,372 --> 00:29:52,872 What sort of favor? 602 00:29:52,957 --> 00:29:57,707 Well, uh, I was trying to learn to play shuffleboard, 603 00:29:57,795 --> 00:30:00,795 and I just, you know, can't seem to get the knack of it. 604 00:30:00,882 --> 00:30:03,342 Could you just give me a minute to... 605 00:30:03,426 --> 00:30:06,506 Sure, sure, sure, be glad to. 606 00:30:08,097 --> 00:30:10,727 Oh, excuse me, this is my sister, Agnes. 607 00:30:10,808 --> 00:30:14,728 It's nice to meet you. 608 00:30:10,808 --> 00:30:14,728 How do you do? 609 00:30:14,812 --> 00:30:16,522 And this is Henry whitewood. 610 00:30:16,940 --> 00:30:18,860 How do you do? 611 00:30:16,940 --> 00:30:18,860 Excuse us-- 612 00:30:18,942 --> 00:30:23,242 Henry white... yes, you're the Earl of dunsbury. 613 00:30:23,321 --> 00:30:26,281 The captain told me you were aboard. It's a real pleasure. 614 00:30:26,366 --> 00:30:29,286 I'm father Brendan Riley of the Mexican mission. 615 00:30:31,663 --> 00:30:36,043 Father Riley? 616 00:30:31,663 --> 00:30:36,043 It's a reformed mission. 617 00:30:41,464 --> 00:30:44,724 Gladys Johnson with father Riley? 618 00:30:45,885 --> 00:30:48,885 In a bed full of guacamole? 619 00:30:52,183 --> 00:30:54,103 [Both laugh] 620 00:30:52,183 --> 00:30:54,103 They took the banners out. 621 00:30:54,185 --> 00:30:57,555 [Laughs] 622 00:30:54,185 --> 00:30:57,555 You head over there, I'll be right back. 623 00:30:57,647 --> 00:30:59,477 Promise? 624 00:30:57,647 --> 00:30:59,477 I promise. 625 00:31:04,195 --> 00:31:06,105 Okay, now's your chance. Go ahead. 626 00:31:06,197 --> 00:31:09,077 How can I get a girl to feel romantic when the sun is shining? 627 00:31:09,158 --> 00:31:11,738 It's been done. Why do you think there are so many eskimos? 628 00:31:12,287 --> 00:31:15,287 Anyway, listen, did you send her the candy and the flowers? 629 00:31:15,373 --> 00:31:18,293 Yeah. 630 00:31:15,373 --> 00:31:18,293 Then go nail it down. But no jokes. 631 00:31:18,376 --> 00:31:22,336 You're not Milton berle, you're pitiful Pearl. Now, come on. 632 00:31:31,556 --> 00:31:35,136 Hi. 633 00:31:31,556 --> 00:31:35,136 Oh. Hi. 634 00:31:39,230 --> 00:31:40,650 Did you get my flowers? 635 00:31:40,898 --> 00:31:42,358 It was quite a surprise. 636 00:31:42,442 --> 00:31:43,822 They didn't explode. 637 00:31:43,901 --> 00:31:45,821 I haven't tried the candy yet, 638 00:31:45,903 --> 00:31:47,613 but I suppose it's full of hot peppers. 639 00:31:47,697 --> 00:31:53,367 Oh, come on, Patty, I can explain if you just give me a chance. 640 00:31:53,453 --> 00:31:57,253 Please, I don't want you to think I'm just interested in playing jokes. 641 00:31:57,332 --> 00:31:59,042 See, I got a filling in here, and once-- 642 00:31:59,125 --> 00:32:02,745 oh, Isaac, what else can I think? 643 00:32:06,758 --> 00:32:09,388 Come on, follow her. The important thing is to keep talking. 644 00:32:09,469 --> 00:32:13,179 [Announcer] Hoy presentamos El capítulo "las vacaciones De pepito." 645 00:32:13,264 --> 00:32:15,354 That's not bad, but you'll have better luck with her 646 00:32:15,433 --> 00:32:16,483 if you speak English. 647 00:32:16,559 --> 00:32:17,809 That wasn't me. 648 00:32:18,478 --> 00:32:20,188 [Announcer continues in Spanish] 649 00:32:20,271 --> 00:32:22,611 It's probably a Mexican station on the same frequency. 650 00:32:22,690 --> 00:32:23,980 All right, don't worry. 651 00:32:24,067 --> 00:32:25,357 I'll take care of it. 652 00:32:24,067 --> 00:32:25,357 Thank you. 653 00:32:25,443 --> 00:32:26,783 [Spanish stops] 654 00:32:30,281 --> 00:32:31,911 [Resumes, stops] 655 00:32:33,785 --> 00:32:35,155 [Resumes] 656 00:32:41,584 --> 00:32:43,044 Good evening. 657 00:32:43,127 --> 00:32:44,047 Hi, Henry. 658 00:32:44,128 --> 00:32:45,708 Agnes will be here in a minute. 659 00:32:45,963 --> 00:32:48,173 Yes, well, I'm delighted you could join us for dinner. 660 00:32:48,257 --> 00:32:53,047 But I'm sorry to take you away from the good father tiger Riley. 661 00:32:53,137 --> 00:32:57,677 Oh, no, I should apologize to you about my crazy shenanigans. 662 00:32:57,767 --> 00:32:58,887 I understand. 663 00:32:58,976 --> 00:33:00,396 You love your sister very much. 664 00:33:00,478 --> 00:33:01,728 A feeling we both share. 665 00:33:01,813 --> 00:33:03,983 It's a dream come true. 666 00:33:04,232 --> 00:33:06,572 A life with someone I care for dearly, 667 00:33:06,651 --> 00:33:08,781 and a chance to restore pemberly grange. 668 00:33:08,861 --> 00:33:11,741 Restore? 669 00:33:08,861 --> 00:33:11,741 Oh, yes, the estate is quite run down. 670 00:33:11,823 --> 00:33:16,083 As a matter of fact, I thought I'd have to sell some of the land to pay back taxes. 671 00:33:16,160 --> 00:33:20,580 But now I can fulfill my trust and it can all remain intact 672 00:33:20,665 --> 00:33:22,285 as a legacy to my son. 673 00:33:22,834 --> 00:33:26,214 I know Agnes will Cherish it as I do. 674 00:33:26,295 --> 00:33:29,085 And I promise you her money will be well spent. 675 00:33:29,173 --> 00:33:30,383 Her money? 676 00:33:31,175 --> 00:33:35,385 Oh, Henry, Agnes doesn't have any money. 677 00:33:36,013 --> 00:33:37,393 I beg your pardon? 678 00:33:37,473 --> 00:33:39,233 Neither of us has. 679 00:33:39,767 --> 00:33:42,557 This cruise is just one big splurge 680 00:33:42,937 --> 00:33:45,767 on, on the insurance money that our mother left us. 681 00:33:45,857 --> 00:33:47,897 I, I see. Uh... 682 00:33:48,526 --> 00:33:50,356 I assumed... 683 00:33:50,778 --> 00:33:53,238 Well, it's my fault entirely. 684 00:33:53,322 --> 00:33:56,242 I have been so obsessed with my duties and I... 685 00:33:56,909 --> 00:33:59,789 Please believe me, I am not a fortune hunter. 686 00:33:59,871 --> 00:34:03,121 But I, I vowed if I married again it would be 687 00:34:03,207 --> 00:34:07,797 to a lady of means that would help me save dunsbury. 688 00:34:07,879 --> 00:34:09,919 You haven't actually... 689 00:34:11,215 --> 00:34:12,505 Proposed to her? 690 00:34:13,676 --> 00:34:15,336 Perhaps that's just as well. 691 00:34:15,595 --> 00:34:19,555 She would soon find out that marriage to her had destroyed your plans 692 00:34:20,099 --> 00:34:23,519 and that would also destroy her. 693 00:34:23,603 --> 00:34:25,773 But life without her, I... 694 00:34:27,023 --> 00:34:29,033 My dear Agnes... 695 00:34:30,067 --> 00:34:32,697 Would you apologize about dinner? 696 00:34:32,779 --> 00:34:36,529 I, I don't think I'm up to it. 697 00:34:44,415 --> 00:34:49,835 Gladys, I have a feeling tonight's the night. [Giggles] 698 00:34:49,921 --> 00:34:52,971 Can you imagine me lady dunsbury? 699 00:34:53,508 --> 00:34:56,008 It's just like our gal Sunday, remember? 700 00:34:56,094 --> 00:35:01,974 And lord Henry brinthrope, england's richest and handsomest bachelor. 701 00:35:03,434 --> 00:35:06,524 Agnes, uh... Henry can't make dinner, 702 00:35:06,604 --> 00:35:08,314 so it's just you and me. 703 00:35:08,397 --> 00:35:11,977 Oh, well, he probably has to call his son. 704 00:35:12,068 --> 00:35:13,318 He usually does about this time. 705 00:35:13,736 --> 00:35:20,446 Oh, Gladys, I never thought life could be so wonderful. 706 00:35:26,582 --> 00:35:28,842 [Upbeat pop music] 707 00:35:35,967 --> 00:35:37,547 I hope your plan works, doc. 708 00:35:37,635 --> 00:35:39,755 You really think it'll send Anthony back to his wife? 709 00:35:39,846 --> 00:35:43,346 Oh, believe me, total exhaustion is the best cure for playboyitis. 710 00:35:43,432 --> 00:35:46,392 I'll send in some fresh troops to finish him off. 711 00:35:50,940 --> 00:35:53,530 [Ends] 712 00:35:50,940 --> 00:35:53,530 [Applause] 713 00:35:55,152 --> 00:35:57,282 Nice work. You're going great. 714 00:35:57,363 --> 00:35:59,573 All the chicks want to dance with me. 715 00:35:59,657 --> 00:36:01,407 That last one, she was only 19. 716 00:36:01,492 --> 00:36:03,742 Nineteen! I got ties older than that. 717 00:36:03,828 --> 00:36:05,578 You want to go for an older women? 718 00:36:05,663 --> 00:36:07,753 There's a 20-year-old panting in your direction. 719 00:36:07,832 --> 00:36:09,252 I gotta get some air. 720 00:36:09,333 --> 00:36:11,503 Oh, you can't quit now, the night's young. 721 00:36:11,586 --> 00:36:13,046 Yeah, but my feet ain't. 722 00:36:13,713 --> 00:36:18,183 [Upbeat pop music] 723 00:36:32,857 --> 00:36:34,277 How long can he keep going? 724 00:36:34,358 --> 00:36:37,068 Only his cardiologist knows for sure. 725 00:36:40,531 --> 00:36:43,911 He's gone! It worked! He couldn't keep up and ran off. 726 00:36:44,160 --> 00:36:47,460 Now, if you'll excuse me, I have another job for some other little darlings. 727 00:36:47,538 --> 00:36:51,248 Oh, a doctor's life, busy, busy, busy. 728 00:36:55,713 --> 00:36:57,803 I don't think you'll have any more trouble, Mrs. Vitelli. 729 00:36:57,882 --> 00:37:02,092 Anthony's gone. He's probably scouring the ship for you right now. 730 00:37:02,511 --> 00:37:04,471 But suppose he just went down to his cabin 731 00:37:04,555 --> 00:37:06,425 and took one of the girls with him? 732 00:37:18,402 --> 00:37:20,402 Hope you're feeling better, okay? 733 00:37:30,414 --> 00:37:32,384 How is he? 734 00:37:30,414 --> 00:37:32,384 Oh, he's really down. 735 00:37:32,458 --> 00:37:34,958 He even got another bartender to take his shift. 736 00:37:35,211 --> 00:37:37,211 He had his heart set on being with Patty this cruise. 737 00:37:37,296 --> 00:37:39,506 Well, be of good cheer, kindly Dr. Bricker 738 00:37:39,590 --> 00:37:41,470 has come up with a wonder drug to cure him. 739 00:37:41,550 --> 00:37:44,050 Uh, doc, I don't think a wonder drug is what we need here-- 740 00:37:44,136 --> 00:37:46,346 don't say till you see. 741 00:37:48,891 --> 00:37:50,601 Okay, girls. 742 00:37:55,106 --> 00:37:56,516 Wait here. 743 00:38:00,778 --> 00:38:04,488 Oh, friend, you're looking at this thing all backwards. 744 00:38:04,573 --> 00:38:09,373 A musical tooth is not a liability, it's a big plus. 745 00:38:04,573 --> 00:38:09,373 Not to Patty. 746 00:38:09,453 --> 00:38:11,543 Oh, there are plenty of other fish in the sea, 747 00:38:11,622 --> 00:38:14,382 including some remarkably great wigglers. 748 00:38:14,458 --> 00:38:15,748 Oh, I'm not interested. 749 00:38:15,835 --> 00:38:17,705 And when I told them about your 750 00:38:17,795 --> 00:38:19,205 talented mariachi molars, 751 00:38:19,297 --> 00:38:22,507 they went crazy and insisted on hearing for themselves. 752 00:38:25,636 --> 00:38:27,046 [Women giggle] 753 00:38:27,805 --> 00:38:31,345 You've got to get real close to him to hear it. 754 00:38:31,976 --> 00:38:35,146 [Music playing] 755 00:38:31,976 --> 00:38:35,146 [Women giggle] 756 00:38:40,317 --> 00:38:42,237 Excuse me, which is Isaac's cabin? 757 00:38:42,319 --> 00:38:45,989 Oh, there it is. 758 00:38:42,319 --> 00:38:45,989 Yeah, but he's not feeling well. He's really sick. 759 00:38:46,073 --> 00:38:47,743 Yeah, the other bartender told me. 760 00:38:48,075 --> 00:38:51,495 Oh, poor guy, you know, I really haven't been very fair to him. 761 00:38:51,579 --> 00:38:53,789 Well, the least I can do is try and cheer him up. 762 00:38:53,873 --> 00:38:55,423 Oh, you don't have to do that! 763 00:38:55,791 --> 00:38:58,041 [Women giggling] 764 00:38:58,627 --> 00:39:03,047 Oh. Well, excuse me. I thought you might be lonely. 765 00:39:03,132 --> 00:39:05,222 Obviously, I was mistaken. 766 00:39:08,346 --> 00:39:10,766 Hey, doc, you know that wonder drug you prescribed? 767 00:39:11,223 --> 00:39:13,353 I think you just killed the patient. 768 00:39:23,194 --> 00:39:24,744 Is that you, Tony? 769 00:39:26,072 --> 00:39:29,332 Hi. 770 00:39:26,072 --> 00:39:29,332 Oh, hi, Rose. 771 00:39:29,700 --> 00:39:32,120 I thought sure you'd be at the dance. 772 00:39:32,203 --> 00:39:33,953 I was just on my way. 773 00:39:34,038 --> 00:39:35,538 [Groans] 774 00:39:37,500 --> 00:39:40,880 I'd go, but I only like the real slow dances. 775 00:39:41,337 --> 00:39:45,667 You remember. 776 00:39:41,337 --> 00:39:45,667 Yeah, I remember. 777 00:39:49,386 --> 00:39:52,096 Well, listen, enjoy, enjoy. 778 00:40:06,612 --> 00:40:08,742 Okay. You don't have to say "obey." 779 00:40:10,950 --> 00:40:12,830 You mean it? 780 00:40:10,950 --> 00:40:12,830 Yeah. 781 00:40:12,910 --> 00:40:15,200 So we can have the ceremony. 782 00:40:16,539 --> 00:40:17,499 Why? 783 00:40:18,207 --> 00:40:22,837 Tony, if you could say to me what you just said, who needs ceremonies? 784 00:40:22,920 --> 00:40:25,050 Look, we both lost our temper. 785 00:40:25,131 --> 00:40:28,971 Let's forget about it and just be together again, huh? 786 00:40:29,051 --> 00:40:30,141 Good idea. 787 00:40:30,219 --> 00:40:31,509 I mean, two people shouldn't 788 00:40:31,595 --> 00:40:33,675 throw 20 years away just because 789 00:40:33,764 --> 00:40:36,734 one of them was a little stubborn and wouldn't say "obey." 790 00:40:37,101 --> 00:40:38,851 [Both laugh] 791 00:40:39,103 --> 00:40:40,863 Tony? 792 00:40:39,103 --> 00:40:40,863 Yeah? 793 00:40:40,938 --> 00:40:42,478 You love me? 794 00:40:40,938 --> 00:40:42,478 [Laughs] 795 00:40:42,857 --> 00:40:45,527 What kind of question is that? 796 00:40:42,857 --> 00:40:45,527 It's a question! 797 00:40:45,609 --> 00:40:48,529 For 20 years we shared the same bed, raised four children, 798 00:40:48,612 --> 00:40:50,572 been together through good times, bad times, 799 00:40:50,656 --> 00:40:53,406 all kinda times, and now, you're asking me do I love you? 800 00:40:53,492 --> 00:40:56,832 Yeah, that's what I'm asking. Do you love me? 801 00:40:59,123 --> 00:41:00,543 I guess I do love you. 802 00:41:01,792 --> 00:41:03,382 Hey, hey. 803 00:41:03,460 --> 00:41:05,340 I love you too. 804 00:41:05,754 --> 00:41:07,054 How about that? 805 00:41:07,131 --> 00:41:09,551 How about that? 806 00:41:07,131 --> 00:41:09,551 We're romantic. 807 00:41:09,633 --> 00:41:10,973 [Laughs] Yeah. 808 00:41:11,343 --> 00:41:15,223 Happy anniversary, Rose. 809 00:41:11,343 --> 00:41:15,223 Happy anniversary, Tony. 810 00:41:17,349 --> 00:41:18,679 What is it, honey? 811 00:41:19,101 --> 00:41:20,561 Honey, I'm sorry, did I hurt you? 812 00:41:20,644 --> 00:41:24,654 No, no, no, it goes away. Then it comes back. 813 00:41:30,654 --> 00:41:32,284 You wrote her a letter? 814 00:41:32,364 --> 00:41:35,374 Yeah, I told her there was never anything between us, 815 00:41:35,451 --> 00:41:38,251 and I have another girl anyway that I'm engaged to. 816 00:41:38,329 --> 00:41:39,709 So it's finito for sure. 817 00:41:39,788 --> 00:41:41,668 Why would you do a thing like that? 818 00:41:41,957 --> 00:41:43,327 Pride, I guess. 819 00:41:43,417 --> 00:41:44,587 Plus, writing it helped me 820 00:41:44,668 --> 00:41:46,418 get used to the idea of losing her. 821 00:41:46,837 --> 00:41:48,707 So there's nothing more you can do, goph, 822 00:41:48,797 --> 00:41:51,047 why don't you go on to the dance without me? 823 00:41:51,133 --> 00:41:52,383 Okay. 824 00:41:58,182 --> 00:41:59,772 [Patty] I, i'm, sorry, Brandon. 825 00:41:59,850 --> 00:42:04,810 I... oh, I don't know, I guess I lost the party mood. 826 00:42:04,897 --> 00:42:06,607 Well, if it was the crowd that bothered you, 827 00:42:06,690 --> 00:42:08,400 we can continue without them. 828 00:42:08,484 --> 00:42:11,954 I'm just tuckered out. We didn't miss a rumba. 829 00:42:12,029 --> 00:42:14,069 Oh, we haven't tangoed yet. 830 00:42:14,490 --> 00:42:16,780 Brandon, now, be nice. 831 00:42:16,867 --> 00:42:19,287 That's what I'm trying to be. 832 00:42:16,867 --> 00:42:19,287 Now, go away. 833 00:42:19,370 --> 00:42:20,750 We've had fun, let's leave it at that. 834 00:42:20,829 --> 00:42:22,459 I could think of a better way to leave it. 835 00:42:22,539 --> 00:42:23,789 Brandon! Now, stop it! 836 00:42:23,874 --> 00:42:25,754 Brandon, please! 837 00:42:23,874 --> 00:42:25,754 Okay, you heard her! 838 00:42:25,834 --> 00:42:28,304 [Brandon] Hey, Isaac, I'm sorry. 839 00:42:28,379 --> 00:42:29,589 Are you all right? 840 00:42:30,005 --> 00:42:32,755 If you don't count the broken jaw, I'm fine. 841 00:42:34,051 --> 00:42:36,261 I think that you've done just about enough. 842 00:42:36,345 --> 00:42:37,925 So, Mr. Track star, get running. 843 00:42:38,013 --> 00:42:39,013 Patty, I didn't mean to-- 844 00:42:39,098 --> 00:42:40,518 good night! 845 00:42:44,895 --> 00:42:46,145 Is everything all right? 846 00:42:46,230 --> 00:42:47,690 My filling. He knocked out my filling. 847 00:42:47,773 --> 00:42:51,323 Oh, that's terrible! 848 00:42:47,773 --> 00:42:51,323 No, that's great! 849 00:42:51,402 --> 00:42:53,322 Look, I think you should put some ice on that tooth. 850 00:42:53,404 --> 00:42:55,744 Come into my cabin. 851 00:42:53,404 --> 00:42:55,744 That's even greater. 852 00:42:56,490 --> 00:42:58,490 You know, now maybe I'll get a chance to tell you 853 00:42:58,576 --> 00:43:00,446 what I've been trying to tell you for days. 854 00:43:00,536 --> 00:43:02,906 Yeah, maybe you will. 855 00:43:03,414 --> 00:43:08,044 [Isaac] You know, they say that Brandy also does wonders for a tooth. 856 00:43:15,217 --> 00:43:19,307 Well, I guess Henry must have had some packing to do. 857 00:43:19,805 --> 00:43:20,885 I suppose. 858 00:43:22,599 --> 00:43:25,809 Oh, neither one of us really took it seriously. 859 00:43:26,270 --> 00:43:30,360 It was just a love boat romance. 860 00:43:31,275 --> 00:43:34,065 There'll be other men. 861 00:43:31,275 --> 00:43:34,065 Oh, well, of course. 862 00:43:34,570 --> 00:43:39,330 I mean, wasn't I silly, anyway, thinking I was gonna be lady dunsbury. 863 00:43:39,742 --> 00:43:41,042 [Laughs] 864 00:43:41,118 --> 00:43:43,868 We'll both look back on this and have a good laugh. 865 00:43:44,496 --> 00:43:46,666 He was just being nice to me. 866 00:43:48,292 --> 00:43:50,342 He really was so nice. 867 00:43:51,295 --> 00:43:52,835 And I do love... 868 00:43:53,589 --> 00:43:59,009 Hedges and lawns and dogs and horses. 869 00:44:03,474 --> 00:44:06,694 We were just ships that passed in the night. 870 00:44:08,103 --> 00:44:09,563 Like the Spanish armada. 871 00:44:09,646 --> 00:44:12,896 Oh, aggie, just let it all out. 872 00:44:12,983 --> 00:44:17,243 Oh, don't be silly, Gladys, there's nothing to let out. 873 00:44:17,321 --> 00:44:20,201 I've practically forgotten him already. 874 00:44:20,491 --> 00:44:21,911 Good evening, ladies. 875 00:44:23,160 --> 00:44:26,210 Oh! Oh, hello, Henry. 876 00:44:26,288 --> 00:44:28,038 Oh, I'm so glad you found us, 877 00:44:28,123 --> 00:44:30,543 because I was afraid that we'd miss each other tomorrow, 878 00:44:30,626 --> 00:44:34,206 and I wanted to thank you for such a lovely time. 879 00:44:34,630 --> 00:44:36,470 Well, I've just been talking to my son. 880 00:44:36,548 --> 00:44:42,968 It seems there may be a new lady of the manor at pemberly grange. 881 00:44:43,055 --> 00:44:46,725 Oh, well, isn't that nice? Congratulations. 882 00:44:46,809 --> 00:44:48,439 Well, that may be a bit premature. 883 00:44:48,519 --> 00:44:51,059 You see, I haven't asked her yet. 884 00:44:52,189 --> 00:44:54,069 I'm going to now. 885 00:44:55,651 --> 00:44:59,151 Will you... Will you have me, Agnes? 886 00:44:59,696 --> 00:45:03,156 I love you very much. 887 00:44:59,696 --> 00:45:03,156 Henry-- 888 00:45:03,784 --> 00:45:07,294 my son and I also agreed to sell what land we can. 889 00:45:07,371 --> 00:45:11,791 This will enable us to make the manor house comfortable 890 00:45:11,875 --> 00:45:14,085 for its lovely new mistress. 891 00:45:14,169 --> 00:45:15,959 New mistress. 892 00:45:16,463 --> 00:45:18,803 It seems my boy is brighter than I am. 893 00:45:18,882 --> 00:45:23,472 Uh, I thought we needed the land, but he said... 894 00:45:24,304 --> 00:45:31,154 Having love again at pemberly grange is a more important legacy than land. 895 00:45:32,146 --> 00:45:35,766 You, uh, you haven't answered my question, Agnes. 896 00:45:35,858 --> 00:45:37,608 If you'll excuse me. 897 00:45:37,901 --> 00:45:39,951 I'll go look for father Riley. 898 00:45:40,529 --> 00:45:43,029 There may be a job in this for him. 899 00:45:43,699 --> 00:45:45,909 Good night, milady. 900 00:45:49,872 --> 00:45:51,002 Milady. 901 00:45:54,418 --> 00:45:57,668 Oh, Henry, is it really possible? 902 00:45:58,755 --> 00:46:01,175 I do hope your son likes me. 903 00:46:01,258 --> 00:46:03,838 He's a whitewood, he can't do anything else. 904 00:46:03,927 --> 00:46:07,507 Anyway it seems he's not all that much brighter than I am. 905 00:46:07,598 --> 00:46:10,268 After all, I found you. 906 00:46:10,350 --> 00:46:11,980 Oh! 907 00:46:25,949 --> 00:46:28,039 Well, how you doing? You all right, Isaac? 908 00:46:28,118 --> 00:46:30,578 You didn't lose a tooth, did you? 909 00:46:28,118 --> 00:46:30,578 Oh, just a part of one. 910 00:46:30,662 --> 00:46:35,542 But the tooth fairy left a little Brandy under my pillow for it. 911 00:46:40,797 --> 00:46:43,837 Look at this, it's Isaac's filling, 912 00:46:43,926 --> 00:46:45,676 I'm gonna hang this on a necklace. 913 00:46:45,761 --> 00:46:48,011 Just think, once that could talk. 914 00:46:48,096 --> 00:46:50,136 [High-pitched voice] You're terrific, Patty. 915 00:46:52,434 --> 00:46:53,894 [Normal voice] Just a silly joke. 916 00:46:53,977 --> 00:46:56,227 Sounds more like a paid political announcement. 917 00:47:02,319 --> 00:47:04,319 Mm. 918 00:47:02,319 --> 00:47:04,319 [Laughs] 919 00:47:04,988 --> 00:47:08,238 Boy, I sure am glad you and Mrs. Vitelli got back together. 920 00:47:08,325 --> 00:47:10,615 Well, I finally decided she doesn't have to obey me. 921 00:47:10,702 --> 00:47:12,372 Respect is more important nowadays. 922 00:47:12,454 --> 00:47:14,714 Good thinking. 923 00:47:12,454 --> 00:47:14,714 Oh, excuse me. 924 00:47:14,790 --> 00:47:16,580 Tony, I need ten bucks to tip the maid. 925 00:47:16,667 --> 00:47:18,087 You got it. 926 00:47:18,168 --> 00:47:21,258 Honey, and take this and get us a taxi, 927 00:47:21,338 --> 00:47:23,628 and don't forget to thank the captain. 928 00:47:21,338 --> 00:47:23,628 Thank the captain. 929 00:47:23,715 --> 00:47:26,255 And when we get home, you know, I don't want you just running off, 930 00:47:26,343 --> 00:47:28,473 'cause you promised to move the piano onto the sun porch, 931 00:47:28,554 --> 00:47:31,394 and then I want to hang those terrific masks we bought in acapulco. 932 00:47:31,473 --> 00:47:33,313 You got it, baby. 933 00:47:31,473 --> 00:47:33,313 Okay, good. 934 00:47:33,976 --> 00:47:38,106 Now if somebody could only fix it so I don't have to obey her. 935 00:47:41,191 --> 00:47:43,151 I trust you enjoyed your cruise, Mr. Whitewood. 936 00:47:43,235 --> 00:47:47,405 That, my dear captain, is the understatement of the year. 937 00:47:47,489 --> 00:47:48,619 Then I hope we see you again. 938 00:47:48,699 --> 00:47:51,409 Only if you take dogs and horses. 939 00:47:51,493 --> 00:47:53,543 [All laugh] 940 00:47:53,620 --> 00:47:55,410 Did she say, "dogs and horses"? 941 00:47:55,664 --> 00:47:57,084 Oh, she can't hear you, sir. 942 00:47:57,165 --> 00:48:00,125 She's got guacamole in her ears. 943 00:47:57,165 --> 00:48:00,125 [All laugh] 944 00:48:00,210 --> 00:48:01,460 Bye. 945 00:48:00,210 --> 00:48:01,460 Bye-bye. 946 00:48:01,545 --> 00:48:03,295 Thank you for sailing with us. 947 00:48:04,381 --> 00:48:05,341 Bye. 948 00:48:05,424 --> 00:48:07,184 Bye. 949 00:48:05,424 --> 00:48:07,184 Bye-bye. 950 00:48:08,343 --> 00:48:09,643 Guacamole? 951 00:48:09,693 --> 00:48:14,243 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 68206

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