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"Love
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exciting and new.
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Come aboard,
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we're expecting you.
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Love,
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life's sweetest reward
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let if flow,
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it floats back you.
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The love boat,
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soon we'll be making another run
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the love boat,
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promises something for everyone.
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Set a course for adventure,
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your mind on a new romance.
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And love,
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won't hurt anymore.
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It's an open smile,
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on a friendly shore.
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It's love.
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Welcome aboard it's love."
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Julie:
Hello, welcome aboard...
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Flanders:
So long, rat race...And hello fun!
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Julie:
Welcome aboard, Mr...?
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Flanders:
Flanders.
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Donald m.
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What time do the festivities
start?
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Julie:
Well, as soon as we assign you your cabin...
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Flanders:
Okay.
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Julie:
Let's see.
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F-131 -- oh, it's a lovely
one...
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Flanders:
Who cares?
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I'm never gonna be in there
anyway.
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I'm here for sun and fun.
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Can I swim now?
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Julie:
Absolutely.
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Flanders:
That's funny, 'cause I didn't know how when I left home this
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Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.....
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Doc:
I'll bet he has a good time once he comes out of his shell.
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Julie:
Yeah...
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Gopher:
Did you guys see a dog come on board?
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Julie:
A dog??
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Gopher:
Yeah.
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Security called.
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One of their guard dogs is
missing.
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Doc:
I heard some barking, but it was only captain stubing.
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Julie:
Oooh...
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Gopher:
Well, I tell you, his bark is worse than his bite...
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But I don't know, he never
actually bit me.
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Julie:
Well, he may.
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He's extra testy because his
father's coming on board.
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And I heard that he makes our
sea dog seem like a pussycat...
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Gopher:
Then, maybe his dad'll bite me...
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Julie:
Oh-oh, battle stations.....
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Stubing, sr.:
Captain merrill stubing, senior, reporting.
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Julie:
Welcome aboard, sir.
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Doc:
How do you do, sir?
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Captain:
Father...
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Oh, I'm sorry I didn't get a
chance to pipe you aboard...Sir.
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Doc:
Glad to have you aboard, sir.
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Gopher:
Anything you want, sir.
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Yeoman purser Smith, sir...
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Gopher, sir.
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Stubing, sr.:
Merrill, are you going to keep your crew at this fever pitch
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Captain:
Well, they're only doing their jobs, sir.
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Stubing, sr.:
Will you all relax?
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I'm not a captain anymore.
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I'm just a passenger, here for a
little vacation.
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Now, stow my gear, ready my
cabin, and I'll meet you in your quarters at thirteen hundred
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Look alive...
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Captain:
Yes, sir...
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Now you know why my first two
words were 'mommy' and...Hey -- hey -- !
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Beth:
Toby -- !
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Toby:
Beth -- !
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Beth:
Oh, it's so good to see you!
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You look incredible!
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Toby:
Oh...thank you...
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Beth:
And I love your hair.
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Gopher:
Ms. Chapman and Ms. Luffner.
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Gopher:
You're on promenade deck, 204 and 205.
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Beth:
Oh, I can't believe we used to call you 'tubby Toby' in
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Beth:
You must have lost thirty pounds since graduation!
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Toby:
No, thirty-five.
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But I can't relax for a second.
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There are thousands of hot fudge
sundaes out there with my name on them.
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Gopher:
I'm a banana split man myself...
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But as I was saying, that's 204
and 205.
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Beth:
Oh, how did you lose it?
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Stillman?
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Atkins?
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Or liquid protein?
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Toby:
No, it's my own diet.
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The triple d.
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Desperation, disgust, divorce...
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Beth:
Huh!
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You mean, you and Fred?
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The marriage is pffttt?!
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Toby:
Yeah.
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Not only are Fred and I pffttt,
but Neal and I are thhhhrrrr!
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Beth:
Neal?
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Two marriages in five years?
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Toby!
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Gopher:
Good ol' 204 and 205.
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Regina:
Beth!
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Toby!
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Beth/toby:
Regina!!
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Regina:
Tubby Toby, what happened to you?
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Gopher:
Two divorces and thirty-five pounds went just like that.
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Beth:
Oh, this is just like the good old days!
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Regina:
Whoever thought of this reunion was a genius.
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Beth:
Oh, it was your idea.
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Regina:
How about that?
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Gopher:
Did I ever tell you about the time I bit a bowling ball in
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Beth:
Oh, we're gonna have such a great time.
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Regina:
Well, what are we waiting for?
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Toby:
Well, we're waiting for this clown to give us our rooms...
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Gopher:
Now, let's see...
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Captain:
...Uh, keep it at twelve knots, Mr. Walters.
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And call me when we're
twenty-five miles out...
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Right...
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Well, dad, what do you think
about the pacific Princess?
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Stubing, sr.:
Amazing.
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Captain:
Why, thank you...
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Stubing, sr.:
Amazing that we've been at sea forty-five minutes,
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and you've been on the bridge
exactly four.
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Captain:
Now, look, dad, I...Happen to know what I'm doing, and so does
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Stubing, sr.:
As senior officer, I never trusted my ship to anyone.
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We didn't win the big war
sitting in our cabins.
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We were right there in the thick
of battle.
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Captain:
Well...it just happens that it's been a long time
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since a cruise ship has been
attacked off the California coast...
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Come in!
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Gopher:
Uh, pardon me, sir.
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Could I speak to you a moment?
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Alone?
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Stubing, sr.:
Oh, that's all right.
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You can talk to me in front of
my son...
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Captain:
What is it, Mr. Smith?
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Gopher: Well, sir, we're having
a little problem with the number two, e...N...G...I...N...E...
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Stubing, sr.:
Well, then, let's f...I...X...It.
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Captain:
Dad...please!
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Stubing, sr.:
You don't have to say 'please' to me.
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It's a pleasure to help.
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What kind of an engine do you
have...?
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Gopher:
A broken one...
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Int.
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Flanders:
"Do, do, do, do, do, do..."
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Well, aren't you a nice big
doggie.
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What are you doing on this ship?
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...uh, look now, I'm just gonna
take a little swim here...
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Hey...
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Hello out there!
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Help!
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Toby:
Aren't you changed yet?
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Regina:
I was just reading.
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Beth:
Well, don't you professors get enough of that stuff in the
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Let's go get some sunshine.
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Regina:
Tennyson is very good for the soul.
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Toby:
Well, I don't need something to help my soul --
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I need something to help my love
life!
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Beth:
Right!
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Hey, let's play romance
roulette.
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Regina:
Oh, no!
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No!
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Toby:
Oh, that's a great idea!
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We've got a whole boatload of
guys to play it with.
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Beth:
Uhm-hmm.
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Regina:
Oh, no, romance roulette.
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Come on.
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I thought we gave up that
nonsense in college.
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Toby:
Hey, what is wrong with picking up a guy, having a little fun,
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and then dumping him?
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Men do it all the time...
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Regina:
Look, I am not about to make a play for some total stranger,
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just because he happens to blurt
out some silly word we pick.
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Beth:
We're playing the game and that's all there is to it.
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And, Regina, you're wearing one
of my suits.
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The only guy you can attract in
this thing is Jacques cousteau...
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See you in the deep end.
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Toby:
Then, it's settled.
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The code word is 'screwdriver'.
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Now, the first three guys that
come up to the bar and ask for a screwdriver are the ones we try
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Beth:
Right.
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Toby:
Okay, who leads off?
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Regina:
You two start...
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Toby:
No, no, let's be Democratic about this.
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We'll go by age...
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You first, Beth...
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Beth:
Oh, youngest first...
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Doc:
Mrs. Wilson wants a refill.
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Orange juice and vodka.
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Beth:
Oh, orange juice and vodka.
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That's my man.
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Toby:
No cheating.
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He has to say screwdriver.
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Beth:
Okay...
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Oooh, that looks delicious.
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What is that?
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Doc:
It's...orange juice and vodka...
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Beth:
Oh...
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Well, isn't there a name for
that drink?
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Doc:
Yes...
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It's...
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Morton:
Can I have a screwdriver, please?
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Doc:
Of course!
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That's what you call it!
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A screwdriver.
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Beth:
Now you tell me!
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...haven't we met someplace
before?
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Morton:
I don't know...
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Have you ever been to
hackensack?
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Beth:
Hackensack?
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...well, why don't we sit down
and we'll talk about it...
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Isaac:
Sir -- your drink.
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Morton:
Oh, thanks...
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Toby:
I don't mean to be forward, but can I pick you up?
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Isaac:
Can blue serge pick up lint?
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Doc:
Excuse my friend.
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He's not as subtle as I am...
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Want to see my cabin?
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Man #1:
I'd like a Tom Collins.
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Man #2:
Scotch and soda.
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Man #3:
And I'll have that drink with orange juice.
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Uh, you know...An orange
blossom.
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Isaac:
Hey, frank -- you finally showed up to fix my sink.
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Frank:
I've been busy in the engine room.
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The captain's father was helping
me.
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Isaac:
Mmm...
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Frank:
All right, let me have a look...
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Frank (v.O.): Big deal.
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You coulda fixed this yourself.
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Lemme have a screwdriver...
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Regina:
Allow me.
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I'm Regina Parker...
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Frank:
Thanks...
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Flanders:
Okay, but do me a favor, will you?
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Dial somebody and tell them
there's a dog in my room.....
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Gopher:
Wow!
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Julie!
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What a super gown!
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Julie:
Thank you.
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Gopher:
You're at the captain's table tonight, aren't you?
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Julie:
That's right.
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Where is captain stubing?
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Gopher:
Oh, he's probably hiding from his father.
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Maybe he's in disguise...
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Julie:
Gopher...I'll see you later.
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Gopher:
Have a good time...
248
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Gopher:
Hello, captain stubing.
249
00:12:29,039 --> 00:12:29,499
Gopher:
Captain stubing.
250
00:12:29,582 --> 00:12:31,382
Captain:
Gopher...
251
00:12:31,459 --> 00:12:33,539
Stubing, sr.:
If you'd have stayed at the wheel, we wouldn't be a half of
252
00:12:33,627 --> 00:12:35,957
Captain:
Dad, that is being controlled by the computer.
253
00:12:36,046 --> 00:12:36,336
Stubing, sr.:
Computer?
254
00:12:36,422 --> 00:12:37,552
Computer?
255
00:12:37,631 --> 00:12:40,131
There's not a computer made that
can match the human mind...
256
00:12:40,217 --> 00:12:42,637
Do you suppose Columbus used a
computer?
257
00:12:42,720 --> 00:12:46,350
Captain: Well, look, I'm not
trying to find the new world; I just wanna get to Mexico.
258
00:12:46,432 --> 00:12:49,392
Stubing, sr.:
Eight to five you don't make it.
259
00:12:49,477 --> 00:12:51,807
Captain:
Ah, well, good evening, ladies and gentlemen.
260
00:12:51,896 --> 00:12:55,016
I'd like to have you meet my
father...Captain stubing, sr.
261
00:12:55,107 --> 00:12:57,027
Man:
How do you do?
262
00:12:57,109 --> 00:12:58,689
Julie:
That's the captain's chair.
263
00:12:58,777 --> 00:12:59,737
Stubing, sr.:
Oh?
264
00:12:59,820 --> 00:13:02,490
Captain:
Dad...I'm the captain of this ship.
265
00:13:02,573 --> 00:13:05,993
Stubing, sr.:
I'm your father everywhere...
266
00:13:09,246 --> 00:13:11,036
You should have seen him as a
little boy.
267
00:13:11,123 --> 00:13:14,043
He had curls down to here...
268
00:13:14,126 --> 00:13:16,916
Toby:
So what made you decide to become a ship's doctor?
269
00:13:17,004 --> 00:13:20,974
Doc:
I always had a mission in life; To heal the sick and tend to the
270
00:13:24,845 --> 00:13:29,885
Beth:
...And two steaks medium rare...And sour cream and chives
271
00:13:29,975 --> 00:13:34,725
And your best bottle of cabernet
sauvignon.
272
00:13:34,813 --> 00:13:38,073
Morton:
And an extra breadstick, please...
273
00:13:38,150 --> 00:13:43,700
Beth:
Here's to you, darling...
274
00:13:43,781 --> 00:13:48,581
Your other hand, Morton...
275
00:13:48,661 --> 00:13:51,291
Morton:
They're never gonna believe this at the office...
276
00:13:53,832 --> 00:13:56,422
Julie:
Well, yes, part of my job is organizing social activities,
277
00:13:56,502 --> 00:13:59,302
but I clear everything with the
captain
278
00:13:59,380 --> 00:14:00,760
man:
Seems you run a tight ship, stubing.
279
00:14:00,839 --> 00:14:02,089
Captain:
Oh, yes.
280
00:14:02,174 --> 00:14:05,054
It's a demanding job,
but...Well, as president of a bank,
281
00:14:05,135 --> 00:14:08,885
you know that there always has
to be just one man who is the final authority
282
00:14:12,142 --> 00:14:14,772
stubing, sr.:
Elbows, merrill...
283
00:14:18,315 --> 00:14:19,775
Isaac:
Here's your Irish coffee.
284
00:14:19,858 --> 00:14:22,898
Regina:
Oh, thanks, Isaac...
285
00:14:22,987 --> 00:14:25,987
Isaac:
Say, how come you're not up there dancing with your friends?
286
00:14:26,073 --> 00:14:29,493
Regina:
Oh, I...I thought I'd stay here with lord Byron.
287
00:14:29,577 --> 00:14:32,787
Isaac:
Oh...i guess I should have brought two Irish coffees.
288
00:14:32,871 --> 00:14:35,461
Regina:
Yeah...
289
00:14:35,541 --> 00:14:41,591
Uh, Isaac -- you know that
plumber that fixed your sink today...Frank...
290
00:14:41,672 --> 00:14:42,802
Isaac:
Frank vallone?
291
00:14:42,881 --> 00:14:44,301
Regina:
That's him...
292
00:14:44,383 --> 00:14:47,013
How would I uh...Get in touch
with him?
293
00:14:47,094 --> 00:14:48,644
Isaac:
Oh, you're having a plumbing problem?
294
00:14:48,721 --> 00:14:49,311
Regina:
Yes...
295
00:14:49,388 --> 00:14:52,468
Isaac: Listen, just dial 1007.
296
00:14:52,558 --> 00:14:54,308
He's on duty tonight.
297
00:14:54,393 --> 00:14:55,813
Regina:
Thanks, Isaac...
298
00:14:55,894 --> 00:14:56,734
Isaac:
No problem...
299
00:14:59,106 --> 00:14:59,766
Thank you...
300
00:15:23,297 --> 00:15:25,167
Gopher (p.A.):
Good morning, everyone.
301
00:15:25,257 --> 00:15:28,467
This is the start of another
fun-filled day aboard the pacific Princess.
302
00:15:28,552 --> 00:15:30,642
We hope you had a restful
night...
303
00:15:30,721 --> 00:15:33,311
Breakfast is now being served in
the coral dining room,
304
00:15:33,390 --> 00:15:39,810
and we have a full schedule of
events planned to make this an unforgettable cruise...
305
00:15:42,066 --> 00:15:46,236
Flanders:
I'd need a lobotomy to forget this one.....
306
00:16:19,478 --> 00:16:22,938
Just taking a breath of fresh
air...
307
00:16:23,023 --> 00:16:25,363
See you later...
308
00:16:27,611 --> 00:16:28,781
Get you own phone.....
309
00:16:35,119 --> 00:16:35,869
Room service...
310
00:16:46,338 --> 00:16:51,758
Isaac:
Hey, doc, that lady Toby sure came on to you strong
311
00:16:51,844 --> 00:16:54,564
Doc:
Yeah, and I went to sea to get away from all that.
312
00:16:56,473 --> 00:16:58,933
Julie:
Good morning, captain stubing...
313
00:16:59,017 --> 00:17:02,937
Captain:
There won't be any good mornings until my father gets off this
314
00:17:03,021 --> 00:17:05,271
The man is driving me crazy.
315
00:17:05,357 --> 00:17:09,067
Now, look, I'm depending on all
of you to keep him busy with activities today.
316
00:17:09,153 --> 00:17:10,703
Just get him out of my hair...
317
00:17:13,824 --> 00:17:14,454
Don't say it.....
318
00:17:17,870 --> 00:17:19,500
Stubing, sr.:
Merrill -- now what are you doing here?
319
00:17:19,580 --> 00:17:21,460
You can't run a ship from the
lido deck.
320
00:17:21,540 --> 00:17:24,630
Captain:
Uh, yes, well, I was just on my way to the bridge, sir.
321
00:17:24,710 --> 00:17:26,040
Stubing, sr.:
Oh, okay, I'll...
322
00:17:26,128 --> 00:17:29,968
Julie:
Just my luck to find a young, handsome ping pong partner.
323
00:17:30,048 --> 00:17:31,928
Stubing, sr.:
Oh, wait, I'm afraid you don't understand.
324
00:17:32,009 --> 00:17:32,509
Julie:
It's all right.
325
00:17:32,593 --> 00:17:32,803
I'll serve.
326
00:17:32,885 --> 00:17:33,465
Okay.
327
00:17:33,552 --> 00:17:34,802
You ready?
328
00:17:34,887 --> 00:17:36,347
Stubing, sr.:
Oh...
329
00:17:36,430 --> 00:17:40,640
Julie:
Oh, I'm sorry, sir, I need to learn to keep my eye on the
330
00:17:40,726 --> 00:17:41,306
Are you all right?
331
00:17:41,393 --> 00:17:42,483
Stubing, sr.:
I'm fine.
332
00:17:42,561 --> 00:17:44,521
Now, if you'll excuse me, i'm
headed for the bridge.
333
00:17:44,605 --> 00:17:46,145
Doc:
Oh, wait!
334
00:17:46,231 --> 00:17:48,191
How would you like a free
blood-pressure test?
335
00:17:48,275 --> 00:17:49,935
Stubing, sr.:
There's nothing wrong with my blood pressure.
336
00:17:50,027 --> 00:17:51,447
Julie:
Well, how 'bout some juice?
337
00:17:51,528 --> 00:17:52,108
Stubing, sr.:
I don't want any juice.
338
00:17:52,196 --> 00:17:53,316
Julie:
Orange or tomato?
339
00:17:53,405 --> 00:17:56,025
Stubing, sr.:
I don't...
340
00:17:56,116 --> 00:17:56,986
Doc:
I'm awfully sorry.
341
00:17:57,076 --> 00:17:57,826
Let me get that.
342
00:17:57,910 --> 00:17:59,410
Stubing, sr:
Please, please, please!
343
00:17:59,495 --> 00:18:02,995
Does all this attention have
anything to do with keeping me away from my son??
344
00:18:03,081 --> 00:18:04,291
Isaac:
We're not too subtle, huh?
345
00:18:04,374 --> 00:18:06,844
Stubing, sr.:
Well, sometimes, to get an old man's attention,
346
00:18:06,919 --> 00:18:11,549
you gotta hit him with a
two-by-four...Or a glass of tomato juice....
347
00:18:11,632 --> 00:18:12,552
Carry on, kids.
348
00:18:12,633 --> 00:18:14,513
I've got a date with some sea
salt and soap.
349
00:18:14,593 --> 00:18:15,553
Isaac:
I'll get that for you.
350
00:18:15,636 --> 00:18:17,136
Stubing, sr.:
It's all right, it's all right...
351
00:18:17,221 --> 00:18:20,851
You have your duties...I'll find
my way around...Anywhere but the bridge, correct?
352
00:18:21,767 --> 00:18:23,347
...that's okay.
353
00:18:23,435 --> 00:18:27,515
I'm sure that my son merrill is
capable of running us aground without my help...
354
00:18:30,108 --> 00:18:31,318
Julie:
Well, mission accomplished, huh?
355
00:18:31,401 --> 00:18:31,741
Isaac:
Yeah.
356
00:18:31,819 --> 00:18:32,359
Doc:
Yeah.
357
00:18:32,444 --> 00:18:33,034
Gopher:
Hey, you guys!
358
00:18:33,111 --> 00:18:34,531
You guys, I need some help.
359
00:18:34,613 --> 00:18:37,573
A passenger just called and said
he's been trapped in his cabin all night.
360
00:18:37,658 --> 00:18:38,988
Isaac:
Well, get a locksmith.
361
00:18:39,076 --> 00:18:40,036
Gopher:
It won't work...
362
00:18:40,118 --> 00:18:42,038
We need a dog catcher.
363
00:18:42,120 --> 00:18:42,660
Isaac:
Huh...?
364
00:18:44,081 --> 00:18:45,541
Gopher:
It's that security guard dog.
365
00:18:45,624 --> 00:18:47,004
He must have sneaked on board.
366
00:18:47,084 --> 00:18:48,094
Julie:
Well, what are we gonna do about it?
367
00:18:48,168 --> 00:18:49,958
Dogs aren't allowed on board.
368
00:18:52,047 --> 00:18:54,677
Julie:
Ohhh!
369
00:18:54,758 --> 00:18:57,428
Would you like to tell him he's
not allowed on board...?
370
00:18:58,470 --> 00:18:59,760
Toby:
Okay, let's hear it!
371
00:18:59,847 --> 00:19:02,847
You weren't at dinner last
night, we haven't seen you all day...
372
00:19:02,933 --> 00:19:05,563
Now, this plumber of yours must
be pretty hot stuff.
373
00:19:05,644 --> 00:19:06,564
Beth:
Yeah.
374
00:19:06,645 --> 00:19:08,685
Come on, tell us about the
'prince of pipes.'
375
00:19:08,772 --> 00:19:10,942
Regina:
There is very little to tell you...
376
00:19:11,024 --> 00:19:14,074
His name is frank vallone, an
ex-marine from Baltimore...
377
00:19:14,153 --> 00:19:22,413
Toby:
Oh, he's just my type -- tall, dark and brutal.
378
00:19:22,494 --> 00:19:24,754
Beth:
You mean, nothing's happened?
379
00:19:24,830 --> 00:19:27,420
Regina:
Well, I told you -- I can't see him because he's on call.
380
00:19:27,499 --> 00:19:30,249
Toby:
Oh, he's on call -- well, I'll call then.
381
00:19:30,335 --> 00:19:31,125
Regina:
Oh, no.
382
00:19:31,211 --> 00:19:32,091
What are you doing?
383
00:19:32,170 --> 00:19:33,550
Beth:
If he's a plumber, let him plumb!
384
00:19:33,630 --> 00:19:34,760
Regina:
Look, don't worry about me.
385
00:19:34,840 --> 00:19:36,050
I've got lord Byron.
386
00:19:36,133 --> 00:19:36,763
Toby:
Byron?
387
00:19:36,842 --> 00:19:37,682
Oh...
388
00:19:37,759 --> 00:19:39,049
Does Tennyson know you're
cheating on him?
389
00:19:39,136 --> 00:19:41,596
Beth:
We're playing the game, Regina, and so are you, remember?
390
00:19:41,680 --> 00:19:42,430
Toby:
Operator?
391
00:19:42,514 --> 00:19:43,894
What's the number for
maintenance?
392
00:19:43,974 --> 00:19:44,934
Regina:
1007...
393
00:19:49,021 --> 00:19:51,191
Look, you really don't have to
do this, you know.
394
00:19:51,273 --> 00:19:52,403
Toby/beth:
We know...
395
00:19:54,735 --> 00:19:55,605
Toby:
Maintenance?
396
00:19:55,694 --> 00:19:59,114
Yes, this is cabin 206,
promenade deck...
397
00:19:59,197 --> 00:20:03,787
Yeah, I dropped my ring down the
sink...
398
00:20:03,869 --> 00:20:04,789
Thanks.
399
00:20:04,870 --> 00:20:06,120
Beth:
Ah, it's just like a romantic novel...
400
00:20:06,204 --> 00:20:08,464
'The wench and the wrench.
401
00:20:08,540 --> 00:20:09,500
Toby/beth:
Bye!.....
402
00:20:30,395 --> 00:20:31,645
P.j.:
Stop right there, buster.
403
00:20:31,730 --> 00:20:33,650
Galley's off limits to
passengers.
404
00:20:33,732 --> 00:20:34,822
Stubing, sr.:
I beg your pardon?
405
00:20:34,900 --> 00:20:35,900
P.j.:
You heard what I said.
406
00:20:35,984 --> 00:20:38,494
Now get the barnacles off your
hull and make waves!
407
00:20:38,570 --> 00:20:39,240
Stubing, sr.:
Trim your pipes!
408
00:20:39,321 --> 00:20:41,661
You sound like a beached
tugboat.
409
00:20:41,740 --> 00:20:45,330
I've had a small mishap and i'm
looking for some sea salt for this stain.
410
00:20:45,410 --> 00:20:52,670
P.j.:
What do you know about sea salt?
411
00:20:52,751 --> 00:20:55,171
P.j.:
Don't tell me what sailors know.
412
00:20:55,253 --> 00:20:57,133
I've been at sea for forty
years.
413
00:20:57,214 --> 00:21:01,134
Stubing, sr.:
Well, in that case, you should know how to address a captain
414
00:21:01,218 --> 00:21:03,508
P.j.:
My captain is merrill stubing, Jr.
415
00:21:03,595 --> 00:21:05,675
And when I see him, I call him
'sir'...
416
00:21:05,764 --> 00:21:07,724
Here's your sea salt, buster...!
417
00:21:07,808 --> 00:21:10,518
Stubing, sr.:
I've never heard of such insubordination.
418
00:21:10,602 --> 00:21:13,732
Do not be surprised if this
isn't your last voyage.
419
00:21:13,814 --> 00:21:16,234
P.j.:
Ah, blow it out your ear!
420
00:21:16,316 --> 00:21:18,896
They're casting me adrift after
this trip, anyway...
421
00:21:18,986 --> 00:21:22,106
Mandatory retirement.
422
00:21:22,197 --> 00:21:25,907
Stubing, sr.:
I know what you mean...I was recently piped ashore myself.
423
00:21:25,993 --> 00:21:27,163
P.j.:
How you handling it?
424
00:21:27,244 --> 00:21:29,004
Miss the sea?
425
00:21:29,079 --> 00:21:30,869
Stubing, sr.:
That's a silly question...
426
00:21:30,956 --> 00:21:32,116
P.j.:
Isn't it something?
427
00:21:32,207 --> 00:21:36,587
They throw us out for fish bait
just when we're in our prime.
428
00:21:36,670 --> 00:21:38,260
Stubing, sr.:
Yeah...
429
00:21:38,338 --> 00:21:43,048
P.j.:
I don't know what's left for me, except to go and be a burden to
430
00:21:43,135 --> 00:21:46,045
Stubing, sr.:
I know what you mean...
431
00:21:46,138 --> 00:21:49,348
P.j.:
Powerful onions...Got to me.
432
00:21:49,433 --> 00:21:52,063
Stubing, sr.:
Yeah, I understand...
433
00:21:52,144 --> 00:21:55,064
P.j.:
By the way, I'm p.J. Muldoon.
434
00:21:55,147 --> 00:21:58,567
But don't get any fancy ideas
about my p.J.'S.
435
00:21:58,650 --> 00:22:00,400
Stubing, sr.:
I'm merrill stubing, sr.
436
00:22:00,485 --> 00:22:03,195
But you can call me stubby...
437
00:22:03,280 --> 00:22:08,200
P.j.:
Funny, that's just what I was gonna call you...
438
00:22:08,285 --> 00:22:09,365
Stubing, sr.:
P.J.
439
00:22:09,453 --> 00:22:13,793
P.j.:
Stubby...I'll be derned, he does have a father...
440
00:22:19,504 --> 00:22:21,554
Frank:
Are you sure you dropped your ring down the drain?
441
00:22:21,631 --> 00:22:23,221
I had the trap off.
442
00:22:23,300 --> 00:22:24,970
Regina:
I thought I was sure.
443
00:22:25,052 --> 00:22:28,852
I -- I mean, this hand was --
was just as bare as this...Hand...
444
00:22:28,930 --> 00:22:31,100
Frank:
Oh, well, here's your problem...
445
00:22:31,183 --> 00:22:33,943
You're wearing one of those
famous Mexican jumping rings...
446
00:22:34,019 --> 00:22:39,729
Regina:
Ha, ha, ha...I'm sorry about the false alarm.
447
00:22:39,816 --> 00:22:42,936
Frank:
Oh, hey, forget it...
448
00:22:43,028 --> 00:22:46,778
Well, I better shove off.
449
00:22:46,865 --> 00:22:48,275
Hey, Byron...
450
00:22:48,366 --> 00:22:49,616
That's good stuff...
451
00:22:49,701 --> 00:22:51,121
Regina:
You've studied Byron?
452
00:22:51,203 --> 00:22:55,003
Frank:
A little...I used to write some stuff, too.
453
00:22:55,082 --> 00:22:59,752
But when you're scrounging for
your daily pasta, poetry isn't exactly your main order of
454
00:22:59,836 --> 00:23:01,296
Regina:
I'd love to read it...
455
00:23:01,379 --> 00:23:02,549
Your poetry...
456
00:23:02,631 --> 00:23:04,301
Frank:
Oh, come on...
457
00:23:04,382 --> 00:23:07,182
Regina:
No, frank -- I'm -- I'm a -- i'm a college professor.
458
00:23:07,260 --> 00:23:08,970
English literature is my
specialty.
459
00:23:09,054 --> 00:23:11,814
I -- I would love to read your
poetry...
460
00:23:11,890 --> 00:23:18,610
Please?
461
00:23:21,858 --> 00:23:26,318
Regina:
Well...maybe I'll meet you up there...Sometime...
462
00:23:26,404 --> 00:23:28,534
Frank:
Yeah, sometime...
463
00:23:28,615 --> 00:23:29,485
Who knows?
464
00:23:29,574 --> 00:23:34,374
It's a big ship...But it's a
small world...
465
00:23:35,747 --> 00:23:37,077
Bye...
466
00:23:52,472 --> 00:23:55,562
Gopher:
Don't worry, Mr. Flanders, we'll have you out of there in no
467
00:23:55,642 --> 00:23:56,522
Flanders (off screen):
Yeah, well, hurry up!
468
00:23:56,601 --> 00:23:58,231
I'm starving to death here!
469
00:23:58,311 --> 00:24:01,691
Isaac:
Listen, while the dog's busy eating the meat, you make a dash
470
00:24:01,773 --> 00:24:03,073
Flanders (off screen):
Okay, okay...!
471
00:24:23,920 --> 00:24:25,590
Gopher:
Oh...mr. Flanders, we'll be right back.
472
00:24:25,672 --> 00:24:27,722
We're just gonna get him some
dessert.
473
00:24:50,322 --> 00:24:52,072
P.j.:
Gin.
474
00:24:52,157 --> 00:24:54,367
I got you on a double schnide.
475
00:24:54,451 --> 00:24:56,911
Stubing, sr.:
That's $25,000 I owe you.
476
00:24:56,995 --> 00:24:58,655
P.j.:
I love gin.
477
00:24:58,747 --> 00:25:00,207
Stubing, sr.:
Me, too.
478
00:25:00,290 --> 00:25:01,580
Would you like another?
479
00:25:01,666 --> 00:25:03,416
P.j.:
One's enough...
480
00:25:03,501 --> 00:25:04,881
It's time for you to haul it out
of my galley.
481
00:25:04,961 --> 00:25:06,551
I've got spuds to peel.
482
00:25:06,630 --> 00:25:07,920
Stubing, sr.:
Don't you have two peelers?
483
00:25:08,006 --> 00:25:09,876
P.j.:
Huh?
484
00:25:09,966 --> 00:25:11,256
Stubing, sr.:
I should know how to peel potatoes.
485
00:25:11,343 --> 00:25:13,263
I've commanded entire ships...
486
00:25:15,180 --> 00:25:16,470
Thank you, madam...
487
00:25:36,868 --> 00:25:37,788
Regina:
Frank...
488
00:25:37,869 --> 00:25:40,039
Frank:
Hi...
489
00:25:43,250 --> 00:25:45,790
Regina:
I was hoping you'd be here tonight...
490
00:25:45,877 --> 00:25:48,587
Frank:
I was hoping you'd be hoping.
491
00:25:48,672 --> 00:25:51,472
Regina:
Did you bring one of your poems?
492
00:25:51,549 --> 00:25:54,929
Frank:
I...might have one here somewhere...
493
00:25:55,011 --> 00:25:58,681
Regina:
Cough it up, or I'll have to frisk you...
494
00:25:58,765 --> 00:26:00,175
Frank:
I found it...
495
00:26:06,064 --> 00:26:06,984
You don't want to hear this.
496
00:26:07,065 --> 00:26:07,765
Regina:
Oh, I do.
497
00:26:07,857 --> 00:26:13,317
I do, really...
498
00:26:13,405 --> 00:26:18,025
Frank:
By day I wrestle steel and engines purr
499
00:26:18,118 --> 00:26:20,288
But men are fools...
500
00:26:20,370 --> 00:26:22,660
At night I wrestle words
501
00:26:22,747 --> 00:26:28,167
trying to say, "I love you"
with unfamiliar tools...
502
00:26:28,253 --> 00:26:30,133
That's it...
503
00:26:30,213 --> 00:26:32,303
It's rotten, right?
504
00:26:32,382 --> 00:26:34,222
Regina:
It's beautiful.
505
00:26:34,301 --> 00:26:36,851
May I keep it?
506
00:26:36,928 --> 00:26:39,008
Frank:
Yeah, sure...
507
00:26:39,097 --> 00:26:40,847
Uh, but not for free...
508
00:26:40,932 --> 00:26:43,852
A poet has to get paid, or he
isn't a legit poet.
509
00:26:43,935 --> 00:26:45,515
Regina:
Name your price.
510
00:26:45,603 --> 00:26:50,653
Frank:
It's yours for...For a dance...
511
00:26:50,734 --> 00:26:53,364
Regina:
What'll we do for music?
512
00:26:53,445 --> 00:26:57,025
Frank:
Make our own music.
513
00:27:18,303 --> 00:27:20,433
Morton:
One, two, three -- turn two, three...
514
00:27:20,513 --> 00:27:23,733
One, two, three -- turn two,
three....
515
00:27:23,808 --> 00:27:26,348
Beth:
Oh, Morton, I love the way you dance.
516
00:27:26,436 --> 00:27:28,556
Where did you learn to move that
way?
517
00:27:28,646 --> 00:27:29,556
Morton:
At the 'y'.
518
00:27:29,647 --> 00:27:31,517
Beth:
Oh, kiss me, kiss me.
519
00:27:31,608 --> 00:27:33,688
I can't wait another minute.
520
00:27:33,777 --> 00:27:36,237
Morton:
I can't believe this is happening to me.
521
00:27:36,321 --> 00:27:37,411
Beth:
Kiss me, Morton.
522
00:27:37,489 --> 00:27:40,449
Morton:
I'll be right with you.....
523
00:27:51,461 --> 00:27:52,211
Beth:
Oh.....
524
00:27:55,965 --> 00:27:58,215
P.j.:
Wasn't that a wonderful movie?
525
00:27:58,301 --> 00:27:59,091
Stubing, sr.:
I don't know.
526
00:27:59,177 --> 00:28:00,217
It was a little too mushy for my
taste.
527
00:28:00,303 --> 00:28:03,473
People don't just fall in love
like that in one day...
528
00:28:03,556 --> 00:28:06,766
P.j.:
Yeah...you're right...
529
00:28:28,581 --> 00:28:31,081
Regina:
A penny for your thoughts...
530
00:28:33,920 --> 00:28:36,460
A dollar...?
531
00:28:36,548 --> 00:28:39,088
Frank:
I was just thinking...
532
00:28:39,175 --> 00:28:42,345
It's amazing how things
happen...
533
00:28:42,429 --> 00:28:51,809
If -- if I hadn't been fixing
Isaac's sink...And you hadn't handed me a screwdriver...We
534
00:28:51,896 --> 00:28:53,976
Regina:
...Fate...
535
00:28:54,065 --> 00:28:56,645
Frank:
I haven't had a crush on a teacher in years.
536
00:28:56,734 --> 00:28:59,704
Regina:
Oh, I bet you say that to all the passengers.
537
00:28:59,779 --> 00:29:05,159
Frank:
I've been on this ship for seven years...And this is the first
538
00:29:05,243 --> 00:29:06,793
'Met' a passenger...
539
00:29:11,833 --> 00:29:15,213
Regina:
I...should be getting back to my cabin...
540
00:29:15,295 --> 00:29:20,175
Frank:
Yeah, and I should get to work...
541
00:29:24,429 --> 00:29:26,389
Oh, the hell with my work...
542
00:29:26,473 --> 00:29:28,893
Regina:
Oh, the hell with my cabin...
543
00:29:30,935 --> 00:29:32,805
Doc:
Okay, believe me, this is gonna work.
544
00:29:32,896 --> 00:29:35,356
There's enough tranquilizer in
here to put an elephant to sleep.
545
00:29:35,440 --> 00:29:39,030
Now, it's not gonna hurt
him...But it'll put him out like...
546
00:29:39,110 --> 00:29:41,320
Captain:
Well, if it works, I'll try it on my father...
547
00:29:47,660 --> 00:29:50,040
Gopher:
This should do it, Mr. Flanders.
548
00:29:59,631 --> 00:30:00,671
Mr. Flanders:
Room service...
549
00:30:03,426 --> 00:30:05,046
Did he eat it yet?
550
00:30:05,136 --> 00:30:06,046
Captain:
I can't tell...
551
00:30:06,137 --> 00:30:08,057
Doc:
It's the best chopped sirloin on board.
552
00:30:08,139 --> 00:30:09,139
He'll eat it.
553
00:30:09,224 --> 00:30:10,434
Flanders:
Thanks a lot, guys.
554
00:30:10,517 --> 00:30:13,897
That was delicious...
555
00:30:13,978 --> 00:30:15,808
Captain:
Flanders is eating it.....
556
00:30:26,449 --> 00:30:28,079
Flanders:
Oh...
557
00:30:44,008 --> 00:30:47,388
Stubing, sr.:
Well, you look shipshape today...
558
00:30:47,470 --> 00:30:49,140
P.j.:
I know -- I'm shaped like a ship.
559
00:30:49,222 --> 00:30:50,392
Stubing, sr.:
Oh, come on...
560
00:30:50,473 --> 00:30:52,933
You're a very attractive woman,
p.J.
561
00:30:53,017 --> 00:30:56,147
P.j.:
You better see doc and get your eyes checked.
562
00:30:56,229 --> 00:30:58,359
Stubing, sr.:
You just don't know how to take a compliment, do you?
563
00:30:58,439 --> 00:30:59,609
P.j.:
Yes, I do.
564
00:30:59,691 --> 00:31:01,281
Try me...
565
00:31:01,359 --> 00:31:03,109
Stubing, sr.:
Well, I like your...
566
00:31:03,194 --> 00:31:04,454
P.j.:
My what?
567
00:31:04,529 --> 00:31:06,609
Stubing, sr.:
You didn't let me finish!
568
00:31:06,698 --> 00:31:11,288
P.j.:
Was it that hard for you to think of something nice to say?
569
00:31:11,369 --> 00:31:13,409
Stubing, sr.:
I like your hairdo!
570
00:31:13,496 --> 00:31:15,366
P.j.:
That shows how little you know...
571
00:31:15,456 --> 00:31:17,626
The sea air makes my hair
frizzy!
572
00:31:17,709 --> 00:31:19,129
Stubing, sr.:
You're impossible!
573
00:31:19,210 --> 00:31:20,800
P.j.:
So are you!
574
00:31:20,878 --> 00:31:21,878
Gopher:
Hi, sir...
575
00:31:21,963 --> 00:31:23,843
Stubing, sr.:
Hi...
576
00:31:23,923 --> 00:31:25,133
Gopher:
Hi, p.J.
577
00:31:25,216 --> 00:31:26,176
P.j.:
Hi, gopher.
578
00:31:26,259 --> 00:31:27,759
Gopher:
You sure look nice today.
579
00:31:27,844 --> 00:31:29,474
P.j.:
Thank you...
580
00:31:29,554 --> 00:31:33,144
Gopher:
Mmm, my favorite...
581
00:31:33,224 --> 00:31:36,484
Carry on.
582
00:31:36,561 --> 00:31:39,861
Stubing, sr.:
....Now, do you see how easy it was to take a compliment?
583
00:31:39,939 --> 00:31:41,269
P.j.:
It's different coming from him.
584
00:31:41,357 --> 00:31:42,977
Stubing, sr.:
Why?
585
00:31:43,067 --> 00:31:44,647
P.j.:
'Cause it doesn't matter as much.
586
00:31:44,736 --> 00:31:46,776
Stubing, sr.:
I didn't hear you.
587
00:31:46,863 --> 00:31:48,823
P.j.:
You going deaf, you old buzzard?
588
00:31:48,906 --> 00:31:51,486
I said, it doesn't matter as
much coming from him!
589
00:31:51,576 --> 00:31:55,786
Stubing, sr.:
You mean it matters more from me...?
590
00:31:55,872 --> 00:31:57,672
P.j.:
I didn't say that...
591
00:31:57,749 --> 00:31:59,789
Stubing, sr.:
That's the nicest thing you ever didn't say...
592
00:31:59,876 --> 00:32:00,836
Ha, ha, ha...
593
00:32:00,918 --> 00:32:02,378
P.j.: Mmm...
594
00:32:02,462 --> 00:32:04,462
Well...
595
00:32:07,258 --> 00:32:09,178
Captain:
Uh, enter...
596
00:32:09,260 --> 00:32:10,800
Uhm-hmm...
597
00:32:10,887 --> 00:32:13,007
Si...
598
00:32:13,097 --> 00:32:15,427
Si...
599
00:32:15,516 --> 00:32:17,056
Uh...muchas gracias...
600
00:32:17,143 --> 00:32:18,693
Adios...
601
00:32:18,770 --> 00:32:19,850
Yes...?
602
00:32:19,937 --> 00:32:22,727
Julie:
Sir, Mr. Flanders isn't answering his phone.
603
00:32:22,815 --> 00:32:24,355
I think he's still sleeping.
604
00:32:24,442 --> 00:32:26,402
He's gonna be hopping mad when
he wakes up and
605
00:32:26,486 --> 00:32:29,856
we've run out of ideas about how
to get that dog out of his cabin.
606
00:32:29,947 --> 00:32:32,947
Captain:
Well, I just spoke to the spca in Mazatlan,
607
00:32:33,034 --> 00:32:35,954
they're coming aboard tomorrow
morning with a tranquilizer gun.
608
00:32:36,037 --> 00:32:37,207
Julie:
They better have two shots.
609
00:32:37,288 --> 00:32:38,538
One for the dog, and one for Mr.
610
00:32:38,623 --> 00:32:39,503
Flanders...
611
00:32:40,583 --> 00:32:42,543
Sir, I'm really sorry.
612
00:32:42,627 --> 00:32:44,497
Captain:
It's not your fault...
613
00:32:44,587 --> 00:32:46,957
Besides, you're doing a great
job of keeping my father busy.
614
00:32:47,048 --> 00:32:48,548
Julie:
Oh, that wasn't difficult.
615
00:32:48,633 --> 00:32:49,553
See, he's...
616
00:32:49,634 --> 00:32:51,554
Captain:
I don't need to know the details...
617
00:32:51,636 --> 00:32:57,556
I'm just very pleased that
you've got him doing something that...Well, gives me some peace
618
00:32:57,642 --> 00:32:59,692
Julie:
Well, it's not exactly 'something'.
619
00:32:59,769 --> 00:33:03,019
It's more like...'Someone'.
620
00:33:03,106 --> 00:33:04,016
Captain:
Oh.
621
00:33:04,107 --> 00:33:08,397
You mean he's...Found some nice
elderly cronies?
622
00:33:08,486 --> 00:33:13,736
Julie:
Well...it's only one 'crony', and, actually, sir, it's a lady.
623
00:33:13,825 --> 00:33:16,195
Captain:
Miss McCoy!
624
00:33:16,285 --> 00:33:18,445
A stroke of genius!
625
00:33:18,538 --> 00:33:20,368
Julie:
Well, it wasn't anything I arranged.
626
00:33:20,456 --> 00:33:22,456
They...found each other...
627
00:33:22,542 --> 00:33:23,252
Captain:
They did?
628
00:33:23,334 --> 00:33:24,714
Julie:
Uhm-hmm.
629
00:33:24,794 --> 00:33:27,594
And I understand he's inviting
her to dinner at your table tonight...
630
00:33:27,672 --> 00:33:31,432
Wouldn't it be wonderful if
something permanent came out of all this?
631
00:33:31,509 --> 00:33:32,429
Captain:
Dismissed.
632
00:33:32,510 --> 00:33:33,430
Julie:
Yes, sir...
633
00:33:52,530 --> 00:33:55,780
Toby:
Do you realize, between the two of us, we've been married six
634
00:33:55,867 --> 00:33:59,117
Doc:
We'll just have to keep doing it till we get it right...
635
00:34:05,084 --> 00:34:07,634
Captain:
Well, how do I look?
636
00:34:07,712 --> 00:34:08,672
Julie:
Fine, sir.
637
00:34:08,755 --> 00:34:10,665
Your usual captainy self.
638
00:34:10,757 --> 00:34:11,467
Why?
639
00:34:11,549 --> 00:34:13,179
Captain:
Why?
640
00:34:13,259 --> 00:34:18,639
Well, I just want to make sure
that everything is right for my father and...His lady.
641
00:34:18,723 --> 00:34:21,853
Julie:
Well, from what I hear, they only have eyes for each other.
642
00:34:21,934 --> 00:34:25,064
Don't worry, they'll never even
notice us...
643
00:34:25,146 --> 00:34:27,316
Captain:
Well, just in case they do...
644
00:34:27,398 --> 00:34:29,148
Elbows, miss McCoy...
645
00:34:30,693 --> 00:34:33,453
Julie:
Yes, sir...
646
00:34:33,529 --> 00:34:35,659
P.j.:
I've never eaten in the dining room before.
647
00:34:35,740 --> 00:34:37,530
Is it squared with captain
stubing?
648
00:34:37,617 --> 00:34:40,997
Stubing, sr.:
P.J., my girl, I'm proud to have you sailing in my fleet.
649
00:34:41,078 --> 00:34:44,748
If that son of mine opens his
yap, I'll send him adrift in a life boat.
650
00:34:44,832 --> 00:34:45,832
Ladies and gentlemen.
651
00:34:45,917 --> 00:34:47,207
Good evening, one and all.
652
00:34:47,293 --> 00:34:50,843
I have the honor of presenting
Mrs. P.J. Muldoon.
653
00:34:50,922 --> 00:34:52,722
Captain:
P.j. Muldoon?!
654
00:34:52,799 --> 00:34:54,549
P.j.:
Get out the life boat.
655
00:34:54,634 --> 00:34:55,724
Howdy all...
656
00:34:55,802 --> 00:34:57,552
How ya doing, captain?
657
00:34:57,637 --> 00:34:59,177
Captain: Oh, just -- just --
just swell...
658
00:34:59,263 --> 00:35:00,263
Stubing, sr.:
Come, dear.
659
00:35:00,348 --> 00:35:02,388
Sit on the captain's
right...Where you belong...
660
00:35:02,475 --> 00:35:04,185
P.j.:
That's nice...
661
00:35:04,268 --> 00:35:05,058
Stubing, sr.:
She's a lot of fun.
662
00:35:05,144 --> 00:35:06,694
Just listen to everything she
says.
663
00:35:06,771 --> 00:35:08,021
P.j.:
Hi, y'all.
664
00:35:08,105 --> 00:35:10,525
Captain:
Forgive my surprise, dad, but I'm used to seeing Mrs.
665
00:35:10,608 --> 00:35:11,858
Muldoon below deck.
666
00:35:11,943 --> 00:35:14,203
Stubing, sr.:
Are you indeed?
667
00:35:14,278 --> 00:35:17,528
Captain:
The kitchen help do not eat in the dining room...
668
00:35:20,243 --> 00:35:21,993
Stubing, sr.:
Very well, captain.
669
00:35:22,078 --> 00:35:24,368
Come, my dear, we can dine in my
cabin...
670
00:35:24,455 --> 00:35:26,365
It's small, but it's not as
stuffy as it is in here.
671
00:35:26,457 --> 00:35:27,327
Come, dear...
672
00:35:28,251 --> 00:35:30,631
Captain:
Dad?
673
00:35:36,300 --> 00:35:37,050
Julie:
Captain, are you all right?
674
00:35:37,134 --> 00:35:38,224
Captain:
Hmm?
675
00:35:38,302 --> 00:35:44,392
Oh...yes, I'm just...I'm just
fine...
676
00:35:46,978 --> 00:35:57,858
Beth:
Well, tomorrow Mazatlan and then home.
677
00:35:57,947 --> 00:36:03,037
Goodbye, doc -- so long,
Morton...
678
00:36:03,119 --> 00:36:08,209
Beth:
You know, for someone who did not want to get involved in our
679
00:36:08,291 --> 00:36:10,711
Regina certainly did get into
the swing of things.
680
00:36:10,793 --> 00:36:12,133
Toby:
Yeah.
681
00:36:12,211 --> 00:36:15,261
I hope she finds a way to dump
the plumber without breaking his heart, .
682
00:36:15,339 --> 00:36:18,259
Or his wrench, or whatever you
break on a plumber
683
00:36:18,342 --> 00:36:20,052
Beth:
No, Regina's got class...
684
00:36:20,136 --> 00:36:26,926
She'll find a nice literate way
to say goodbye like...'Beat it, buster!' ...Let's go.....
685
00:36:54,378 --> 00:36:55,798
Regina:
I'm sorry I'm late.
686
00:36:55,880 --> 00:36:56,670
Frank:
That's okay.
687
00:36:56,756 --> 00:36:59,966
I just wanted to say, 'see you
around'.
688
00:37:00,051 --> 00:37:00,471
Regina:
What's wrong?
689
00:37:00,551 --> 00:37:02,351
Frank:
Nothing.
690
00:37:02,428 --> 00:37:07,018
We both had the perfect
cruise...'Fun-filled nights, etc., etc.!' ...But enough's
691
00:37:07,850 --> 00:37:08,310
Regina:
Frank!
692
00:37:08,392 --> 00:37:09,692
What's the matter??
693
00:37:09,769 --> 00:37:11,689
Frank:
Let me put it in a poem.
694
00:37:11,771 --> 00:37:16,281
'Fun is fun, but now it's done'
stick that in your scrapbook...
695
00:37:33,626 --> 00:37:34,786
Captain:
Hello, father.
696
00:37:34,877 --> 00:37:37,047
Stubing, sr.:
Well, merrill...What an unexpected bummer!
697
00:37:37,129 --> 00:37:38,089
Come in...
698
00:37:40,091 --> 00:37:44,681
Captain: I came to
apologize...I'm afraid I overreacted
699
00:37:44,762 --> 00:37:49,682
when you brought your friend to
my table...I'm sorry.
700
00:37:49,767 --> 00:37:51,517
Stubing, sr.:
Accepted...
701
00:37:51,602 --> 00:37:55,312
Captain:
But, dad, with a whole shipload of passengers, couldn't you have
702
00:37:55,398 --> 00:37:56,768
Stubing, sr.:
More suitable?
703
00:37:56,857 --> 00:37:57,567
Captain:
Well...
704
00:37:57,650 --> 00:37:58,690
Stubing, sr.:
Suitable for whom?
705
00:37:58,776 --> 00:38:01,646
I didn't go looking for someone
to fit into your life.
706
00:38:01,737 --> 00:38:04,197
I was looking for someone to fit
into mine.
707
00:38:04,281 --> 00:38:08,161
Captain:
Now, look, I know you're lonely...But a cruise ship is a
708
00:38:08,244 --> 00:38:11,914
people fall in love every
night...And then when they get off the ship...
709
00:38:11,998 --> 00:38:12,868
Stubing, sr.:
Fine...
710
00:38:12,957 --> 00:38:16,497
But that's not the case between
me and p.J.
711
00:38:16,585 --> 00:38:18,835
I've asked her to be my wife...
712
00:38:20,256 --> 00:38:21,506
Captain:
I see...
713
00:38:21,590 --> 00:38:24,090
Stubing, sr.:
Well, aren't you happy for me?
714
00:38:24,176 --> 00:38:25,636
...I'm happy for me.
715
00:38:25,720 --> 00:38:27,050
Captain:
Well, sure, I'm happy for you.
716
00:38:27,138 --> 00:38:31,228
I'm happy that you've finally
found someone whose company you enjoy...
717
00:38:31,308 --> 00:38:32,388
But marriage?
718
00:38:32,476 --> 00:38:36,226
Stubing, sr.:
Okay, merrill...I see where you stand.
719
00:38:36,313 --> 00:38:40,573
But I'm going to marry
p.J....With or without your blessings...
720
00:38:43,821 --> 00:38:46,821
From now on, you stay out of my
life, and I'll stay out of yours.
721
00:38:48,993 --> 00:38:50,163
Go on.
722
00:38:50,244 --> 00:38:52,124
Get up on the bridge where you
belong...
723
00:39:01,172 --> 00:39:05,222
Captain:
Dad...
724
00:39:05,301 --> 00:39:07,681
Stubing, sr.:
Dismissed!
725
00:39:15,895 --> 00:39:18,305
P.j.:
He's right, you know, stubby.
726
00:39:18,397 --> 00:39:20,017
Stubing, sr.:
Right, about what?
727
00:39:20,107 --> 00:39:21,567
P.j.:
About us.
728
00:39:21,650 --> 00:39:23,780
I don't fit in with your family.
729
00:39:23,861 --> 00:39:25,111
I never could.
730
00:39:25,196 --> 00:39:26,606
Stubing, sr.:
Who cares about my family?
731
00:39:26,697 --> 00:39:27,487
What about me??
732
00:39:27,573 --> 00:39:30,583
P.j.:
You're a swell guy, stubby...
733
00:39:30,659 --> 00:39:32,329
You'll find somebody else.
734
00:39:32,411 --> 00:39:33,871
Stubing, sr.:
Wait - p.J.
735
00:39:33,954 --> 00:39:34,754
-- Listen!
736
00:39:34,830 --> 00:39:37,460
P.j.!!!
737
00:39:47,718 --> 00:39:49,258
Julie:
You're sure that that won't hurt the dog?
738
00:39:49,345 --> 00:39:49,965
Spca man:
No.
739
00:39:50,054 --> 00:39:53,974
He'll just have a good siesta...
740
00:39:54,058 --> 00:39:54,768
Gopher:
Okay.
741
00:39:54,850 --> 00:39:55,640
You ready?
742
00:39:55,726 --> 00:39:56,136
Spca man:
Ready.
743
00:39:56,227 --> 00:39:56,977
Gopher:
All right.
744
00:39:57,061 --> 00:40:01,191
I'll open the door, and you
shoot.
745
00:40:01,273 --> 00:40:02,653
Flanders (o.S.):
Hey, don't shoot!
746
00:40:02,733 --> 00:40:04,153
Spca man:
Why not??
747
00:40:04,235 --> 00:40:06,605
It's only a tranquilizer!
748
00:40:06,695 --> 00:40:10,315
Flanders:
Come on in here...
749
00:40:12,535 --> 00:40:13,325
Hi, guys...
750
00:40:13,410 --> 00:40:18,170
Julie:
Oh...look...
751
00:40:18,249 --> 00:40:19,579
Julie:
Oh, look...
752
00:40:19,667 --> 00:40:22,877
Flanders:
This is 'gopher', 'doc', and 'jul...' No, wait a minute.
753
00:40:22,962 --> 00:40:23,882
Stay.
754
00:40:23,963 --> 00:40:30,013
This is 'doc', 'Julie',
'gopher', and 'Isaac'.
755
00:40:30,094 --> 00:40:33,144
Doc:
Then I guess the little bald one at the end is...
756
00:40:33,222 --> 00:40:34,932
Captain:
Don't say it...
757
00:40:51,282 --> 00:40:52,032
Frank:
All right, all right!
758
00:40:52,116 --> 00:40:53,026
Take it easy!
759
00:40:53,117 --> 00:40:53,987
What's the.....
760
00:40:54,076 --> 00:40:56,656
Toby:
You are a bum and a rat!
761
00:40:56,745 --> 00:40:57,995
Beth:
You're a plummy crummer!
762
00:40:58,080 --> 00:40:58,710
Toby:
A crummy plumber.
763
00:40:58,789 --> 00:40:59,459
Beth:
He knows what I mean.
764
00:40:59,540 --> 00:41:00,250
Frank:
What's bugging you two?
765
00:41:00,332 --> 00:41:03,172
Toby:
You are an animal, frank!
766
00:41:03,252 --> 00:41:06,842
Beth:
The way you treated Regina -- I mean, you broke her heart for no
767
00:41:06,922 --> 00:41:10,512
Frank:
Big deal...I dumped her...I only beat her to the punch...
768
00:41:10,593 --> 00:41:12,893
Isn't that how you play your
romance roulette?
769
00:41:12,970 --> 00:41:14,050
Beth:
Uh...
770
00:41:14,138 --> 00:41:14,508
Toby:
Uh...
771
00:41:14,597 --> 00:41:15,467
Frank:
Yeah...
772
00:41:15,556 --> 00:41:17,556
Yeah, I heard the two of you up
on the deck.
773
00:41:17,641 --> 00:41:21,401
Just because I'm a working stiff
doesn't mean I can be exploited by some chick playing a school
774
00:41:21,478 --> 00:41:22,898
Toby:
All right, all right...
775
00:41:22,980 --> 00:41:28,240
Maybe we were playing
around...But the poor kid was dead serious, frank.
776
00:41:28,319 --> 00:41:29,359
Beth:
Right...
777
00:41:29,445 --> 00:41:30,445
Frank:
Like hell she was.
778
00:41:30,529 --> 00:41:31,239
Now, will you please leave?
779
00:41:31,322 --> 00:41:33,372
Will you...?
780
00:41:33,449 --> 00:41:35,119
Regina:
What are you two doing here?
781
00:41:35,201 --> 00:41:37,911
Toby:
We were just trying to straighten out your idiot
782
00:41:37,995 --> 00:41:40,745
Regina:
Well, if there's any straightening out to be done,
783
00:41:40,831 --> 00:41:41,791
Now, everybody out!
784
00:41:41,874 --> 00:41:42,424
Beth:
But, Regina, we were just...
785
00:41:42,500 --> 00:41:43,210
Regina:
You heard me.
786
00:41:43,292 --> 00:41:44,042
Out!
787
00:41:44,126 --> 00:41:44,746
Beat it!
788
00:41:44,835 --> 00:41:45,375
Scram!
789
00:41:49,381 --> 00:41:53,471
I'm sorry about my friends...And
I just came to say goodbye...
790
00:41:53,552 --> 00:41:56,602
Frank:
So, say it...
791
00:41:56,680 --> 00:42:00,980
Regina:
Before I do, I -- I just want to tell you that the past three
792
00:42:01,060 --> 00:42:01,770
Frank:
Good.
793
00:42:01,852 --> 00:42:03,602
Your romance roulette paid
off...
794
00:42:03,687 --> 00:42:06,397
That's what games are for, to
have fun...
795
00:42:10,319 --> 00:42:11,199
Regina:
You know about that?
796
00:42:11,278 --> 00:42:14,618
Frank:
Yeah.
797
00:42:14,698 --> 00:42:17,788
Regina:
Well, frank, what we had wasn't a game...
798
00:42:17,868 --> 00:42:19,618
Frank:
Yeah, sure...
799
00:42:19,703 --> 00:42:24,503
Regina:
Oh, I know it started out as a game, and I'm -- I'm sorry it
800
00:42:24,583 --> 00:42:36,603
Because somewhere along the
line, it -- it stopped being a game...I meant every word I said
801
00:42:36,679 --> 00:42:43,019
Frank:
I thought you came to say goodbye...I didn't hear you say
802
00:42:43,102 --> 00:42:50,442
Regina:
I can't...I don't want to...I don't want to lose you...I
803
00:42:50,526 --> 00:42:53,606
Frank:
You what?
804
00:42:53,696 --> 00:42:55,526
Regina:
I can't put it into words.
805
00:42:55,614 --> 00:42:56,994
Frank:
You're an English professor!
806
00:42:57,074 --> 00:43:04,674
Even a slob like me knows how to
say 'i love you'....I do, you know.
807
00:43:04,748 --> 00:43:07,378
Regina:
Oh, frank, I love you, too!
808
00:43:11,130 --> 00:43:13,170
Frank:
Now, you see?
809
00:43:13,257 --> 00:43:16,887
Isn't the truth better than
playing games?
810
00:43:16,969 --> 00:43:21,019
It works every time...
811
00:43:21,098 --> 00:43:24,138
Regina:
Even if it hadn't, I always could have used plan b.
812
00:43:24,226 --> 00:43:26,056
Frank:
What was that?
813
00:43:26,145 --> 00:43:29,515
Regina:
Well, I was gonna hit you over the head with one of your
814
00:43:38,115 --> 00:43:40,195
Captain:
Oh, miss McCoy, have you seen my father?
815
00:43:40,284 --> 00:43:42,084
He's really been making himself
scarce.
816
00:43:42,161 --> 00:43:44,791
Julie:
I thought that would suit you, sir.
817
00:43:44,872 --> 00:43:47,882
Captain:
I've made a mess of this, haven't I?
818
00:43:47,958 --> 00:43:49,838
Julie:
Well, captain, because of you, p.J.
819
00:43:49,918 --> 00:43:51,668
Won't see your dad.
820
00:43:51,754 --> 00:43:55,384
And the two of them are running
around looking like they don't care whether they live or die...
821
00:43:55,466 --> 00:43:56,876
It's a darn shame...
822
00:43:56,967 --> 00:43:59,507
They love each other...
823
00:43:59,595 --> 00:44:02,215
They could have had a wonderful
life together, but...
824
00:44:06,769 --> 00:44:09,769
Captain:
Miss McCoy, please see that my father's at my table tonight for
825
00:44:09,855 --> 00:44:11,435
Julie:
Sir, that may not be easy...
826
00:44:11,523 --> 00:44:13,193
Captain:
I don't care if it takes wild horses...
827
00:44:13,275 --> 00:44:14,855
Please make sure he's there...
828
00:44:36,548 --> 00:44:37,548
Flanders:
I'm sorry...
829
00:44:37,633 --> 00:44:37,933
Captain:
No, that's all right.
830
00:44:38,008 --> 00:44:38,628
You have it.
831
00:44:38,717 --> 00:44:40,257
You're making up for lost time.
832
00:44:40,344 --> 00:44:41,934
Flanders:
Actually, captain, it's not for me.
833
00:44:42,012 --> 00:44:43,892
I'm filling a doggie bag.....
834
00:44:56,193 --> 00:44:58,783
Captain:
Ladies and gentlemen -- tonight is a very special...
835
00:44:58,862 --> 00:45:06,622
Stubing, sr.:
P.J.!
836
00:45:06,703 --> 00:45:08,623
Mrs. P.J. Muldoon.
837
00:45:08,705 --> 00:45:10,165
P.j.:
Thank you, captain.
838
00:45:10,249 --> 00:45:11,829
What's all this lady stuff?
839
00:45:11,917 --> 00:45:13,337
Captain:
I said, lady.
840
00:45:13,419 --> 00:45:18,259
A lady who has devoted her life
to the sea.
841
00:45:18,340 --> 00:45:22,970
A lady who, in her own selfless
way, on the day of her retirement,
842
00:45:23,053 --> 00:45:27,773
has consented to take on an even
bigger burden...By agreeing to become
843
00:45:27,850 --> 00:45:30,020
my stepmother.
844
00:45:30,102 --> 00:45:31,522
P.j.:
Okay with you?
845
00:45:31,603 --> 00:45:33,653
Stubing, sr.:
You know it, baby...
846
00:45:33,730 --> 00:45:37,150
Captain:
A toast to captain merrill stubing, sr.
847
00:45:37,234 --> 00:45:39,324
And his p.J.
848
00:45:39,403 --> 00:45:41,163
Many happy years.
849
00:45:41,238 --> 00:45:44,278
P.j.:
This doesn't mean you're gonna call me mom, does it?
850
00:45:44,366 --> 00:45:46,326
Captain:
I wouldn't do that, ma...
851
00:45:46,410 --> 00:45:47,490
Stubing, sr.:
Here, here, here, here!
852
00:45:47,578 --> 00:45:49,328
Steady, steady!...
853
00:46:04,094 --> 00:46:06,144
Toby:
I guess this is goodbye.
854
00:46:06,221 --> 00:46:08,641
Doc:
So the secret word was, 'screwdriver'?
855
00:46:08,724 --> 00:46:12,194
I wonder what would have
happened if I'd asked for a Harvey wallbanger...
856
00:46:17,608 --> 00:46:21,568
Morton:
Beth, Beth, Beth...
857
00:46:21,653 --> 00:46:23,863
Beth:
Oh, Morton, I just love you so much.
858
00:46:23,947 --> 00:46:28,907
I just can't take my hands off
you...I don't believe this is happening to me...
859
00:46:28,994 --> 00:46:31,044
Morton:
Just take the bags, huh?
860
00:46:31,121 --> 00:46:32,501
...and move it...
861
00:46:35,918 --> 00:46:38,748
Regina:
You'll write?
862
00:46:38,837 --> 00:46:40,757
Frank:
I'll write you every other day.
863
00:46:40,839 --> 00:46:41,549
Regina:
No, no, no, no.
864
00:46:41,632 --> 00:46:43,132
You write a poem every other
day.
865
00:46:43,217 --> 00:46:44,587
You write me every day.
866
00:46:44,676 --> 00:46:46,846
Frank:
Okay...
867
00:46:46,929 --> 00:46:52,059
Oh, by the way, I took another
look at your drain this morning while you were at breakfast, and
868
00:46:54,853 --> 00:46:57,613
Regina: Oh, no, no, no, that's
an engagement ring!
869
00:46:57,689 --> 00:47:00,439
That's not mine...
870
00:47:00,526 --> 00:47:02,436
Frank:
Well, it is now...
871
00:47:02,528 --> 00:47:06,448
If you'll accept it...
872
00:47:06,532 --> 00:47:09,032
Regina:
Oh, frank.....
873
00:47:32,849 --> 00:47:35,229
Captain:
Here we go...
874
00:47:35,310 --> 00:47:37,100
Julie:
Goodbye, captain stubing, sir.
875
00:47:37,187 --> 00:47:38,897
You've certainly been the hit of
this trip.
876
00:47:38,981 --> 00:47:39,821
Stubing, sr.:
Well, thank you, my dear.
877
00:47:39,898 --> 00:47:40,938
That's sweet of you to say.
878
00:47:41,024 --> 00:47:44,154
Isaac, you mix a mean tomato
juice.
879
00:47:44,236 --> 00:47:46,656
Maybe next trip I can drink it,
not wear it.
880
00:47:46,738 --> 00:47:47,948
Ha, ha, ha...
881
00:47:48,031 --> 00:47:49,121
Isaac:
All the best to you, sir.
882
00:47:49,199 --> 00:47:50,329
Stubing, sr.:
Thank you -- thank you...
883
00:47:50,409 --> 00:47:53,119
Gopher:
This ship won't be the same without you, p.J.
884
00:47:53,203 --> 00:47:58,133
P.j.:
Oh, stow it, gopher, you want to make me blubber like a kid?
885
00:47:58,208 --> 00:47:59,248
Stubing, sr.:
She's something, isn't she?
886
00:47:59,334 --> 00:48:00,174
She's something.
887
00:48:00,252 --> 00:48:01,592
Well, goodbye all, and thanks.
888
00:48:01,670 --> 00:48:03,010
P.j.:
Goodbye, everybody.
889
00:48:03,088 --> 00:48:04,968
Captain:
Now, listen, you two, listen -- don't...You keep in touch now.
890
00:48:05,048 --> 00:48:06,128
Don't be strangers.
891
00:48:06,216 --> 00:48:06,966
Stubing, sr.:
Oh, didn't p.J.
892
00:48:07,050 --> 00:48:08,800
Tell you?
893
00:48:08,885 --> 00:48:13,465
We're planning to get ourselves
a little tug together and drop anchor right here in San Pedro.
894
00:48:13,557 --> 00:48:17,597
And you know if you run into
trouble trying to dock the ship or what-not, I'll be there to
895
00:48:17,686 --> 00:48:19,056
Just get on the radio.
896
00:48:19,146 --> 00:48:21,106
Captain:
Oh...
897
00:48:21,189 --> 00:48:24,649
Well, do you know what frequency
we work on?
898
00:48:24,735 --> 00:48:26,645
Stubing, sr.:
Uh...No...
899
00:48:26,737 --> 00:48:27,647
Captain:
Fine.
900
00:48:27,738 --> 00:48:28,948
Let's keep it that way...
901
00:48:32,701 --> 00:48:37,001
Julie:
Oh, Mr. Flanders, I want to thank you for being so nice and
902
00:48:37,080 --> 00:48:39,080
Flanders:
Well, actually, it wasn't a bad vacation.
903
00:48:39,166 --> 00:48:41,286
I got a lot of sleep and I lost
thirteen pounds...
904
00:48:41,376 --> 00:48:42,836
Julie:
Oh.
905
00:48:42,919 --> 00:48:44,339
Gopher:
Well, sir, we're gonna give you a lot better vacation than
906
00:48:44,421 --> 00:48:47,801
That's a free ticket on a cruise
any time you want, compliments of the line.
907
00:48:47,883 --> 00:48:48,883
Flanders:
Thanks.
908
00:48:48,967 --> 00:48:52,097
Doc:
The next time, remember our rule, no pets...
909
00:48:52,179 --> 00:48:52,969
Flanders:
Right...
910
00:48:53,055 --> 00:48:55,715
Come on, mother.....
911
00:48:55,765 --> 00:49:00,315
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