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(theme music playing)
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Oh, yeah.
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(clattering)
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(upbeat music playing)
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Hey, hey.
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What you doing roaming
around the house
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this time of night?
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Nothing.
I was just going to bed.
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What was you doing
down there?
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Um, I had the light
on earlier,
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and I had to turn it off.
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Oh. Oh.
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Night, Uncle Bernie.
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Good night.
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What was she doing, America?
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Sneaking out of the basement
in the middle of the night.
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Uh-uh. It wasn't like she
was down there doing laundry.
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I ain't that lucky.
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That girl had to be
up to something.
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America...
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(sniffing)
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did you smell anything?
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(upbeat music playing)
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What's that noise?
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(music stops)
Jordan's showing me how to make music.
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That's not what I heard.
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It's my new music program.
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It can make any
instrument you want.
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I want you to turn it off.
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Aw, take five.
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Thank you.
He can't kill the music in me.
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BERNIE: What?
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(rattling door)
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Nessa?
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NESSA: One minute.
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(clattering)
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Whatcha got the door
locked for?
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Was it locked?
I didn't realize.
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You lock me out
one more time,
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I'll lock you in,
okay?
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Here.
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Basement in the middle
of the night;
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locking her door.
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So I already
don't trust her, America,
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but now she's really
got me worried.
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Oh, I went to this party,
and Teri was there,
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and I saw her, so I was,
like, "Hey, what's up?"
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And she was, like,
"Oh, I'm getting ready to do a cartwheel."
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And she had on this
real long skirt,
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and it was kind of tight.
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So, um, anyways,
she did a cartwheel,
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and, um, what happened was,
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when she went over,
it split...
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BERNIE:Look at her over there,
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just laughing like a hyena.
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Hee-hee-hee-hee-hee!
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She's probably spaced outof her doggone mind.
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Scarfin' down that pie.
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Girl normally takes two bites,
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and is looking for an excuseto get away from the table.
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She hungrier than a hostage.
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Her eyes are kind of glazy.
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I'm keeping my eye on her.
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Why-why-why are you
eating like that?
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You got the munchies?
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I skipped lunch today.
Why?
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I mean, why--what made you
skip lunch today?
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They served chipped beef.
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Um, can we be excused?
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Yeah, of course.
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WANDA: Pie is good, huh?
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Did you see the way
she was eating?
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Yeah, she ate like
she enjoyed the pie.
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No, no, no, no, no, no.
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She ate like she was high.
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She ate like a junkie.
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Come on.
Now, see you're an enabler.
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Nah, come on, Bernie.
No, you're an enabler.
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No, no, no.
She's not even like that, and you know it.
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You don't know
what she like.
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What?
The people who you don't think is like that
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be the people who
be the one like that.
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If you so concerned,
go talk to her.
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Cover me, America.
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I'm going in.
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(guitar strumming)
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(guitar continues strumming)
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Hey...
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what the hell is that?
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VANESSA:♪ Me and my skateboard ♪
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♪ Rolling down the boulevard ♪
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♪ Smiling at people ♪
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♪ Who all smile back at me ♪
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America, she don't need
to be hiding this.
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Listen to her.
She's great. Listen.
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VANESSA:♪ Life is never hard ♪
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♪ I just love to be ♪
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BOTH: ♪ On Ventura Boulevard ♪
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What are you doing?
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I'm just singing along with you.
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What're you doing hiding down
here by yourself like that?
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I didn't know you
could play like that.
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It's private.
Just leave me alone.
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Hey, you know
"Chain of Fools"?
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I'm going to bed.
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No, no, you don't
have to go to bed.
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I'm just teasing you,
okay?
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I'll go to bed,
you stay down here.
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But don't stay too long.
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Hey...
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you know,
a lot of famous people
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started in the basement
like this.
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(groans)
James Brown did.
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(imitates James Brown yell)
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Ain't nobody started
off on top
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but me, Michael Jordan,
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Bo Jackson, just a few of us.
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Yeah, you know, ain't that--
ain't that many people
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blessed like us.
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'Kay?
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Stage fright.
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Now, that's cute.
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Now, I can help her with that.
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But the most important thing is,
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she's taking after
someone in her family.
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Not just her mama,
not just her uncle.
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See, talent runs
in our family, too.
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Yes, sir.
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If she gonna follow some
footsteps after all,
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it might as well be ours.
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Her mother--
let me tell you, America,
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before she got on that dope,
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she could blow
the silverware off the table
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without moving the cloth.
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Yes, sir.
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She sang background.
She sung in front.
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She was powerful.
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(upbeat music playing)
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Why did you do this?
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This Attack-Bernie-
Mac Day or something?
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Look, I spoke to the lady,
and she said
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that was the best guitar
they had for beginners,
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so I got it for you.
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(scoffs) It wasn't bad enough
that you were spying on me?
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Now my guitar
isn't good enough for you?
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I didn't say that.
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Just stay out of my business.
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Why do you get angry about
every doggone thing?
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I'm the good guy this time,
trying to encourage you.
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So will you please
open the door?
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Thank you!
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Nessa...
I bought you this
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because I really think
you're talented.
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Really?
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Really.
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Thanks.
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So will you take this?
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(sighs)
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So, you really
liked my song?
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Girl... when I'm on
Ventura Boulevard,
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I'm just happy to be me.
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I can't get the song
out of my head.
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That was cold.
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This is just how
I started, America.
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I had so much I wanted
to say, you know?
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But my way was by telling jokes.
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Now, Nessa, she found her way,
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and I'm gonna make sure
I do everything that I can
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to encourage her.
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You know, Isaac...
Hmm?
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you're an Academy
Award-winning composer.
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What would you do for
a budding composer?
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I'd have her quit school
and pursue her craft.
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Come on, now,
I'm serious. Just kidding, Bernie.
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You have to practice,
practice, practice.
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See?
And expose her to all kinds of music.
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Right.
Everything from Isaac Hayes to Mozart
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to the Oak Ridge Brothers.
That's what...
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Th-The Oak Ridge Boys.
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I don't know. I don't listen
to none of that stuff.
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You a bad mother.
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Shut your mouth.
I'm talki'' about you.
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Damn right.
(laughs)
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History in the making.
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This is my buddy,
Isaac Hayes,
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and he came here
to spend some time
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and break it down
like a fraction.
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♪ Happy to be me ♪
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♪ On Ventura Boulevard ♪
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(clapping)
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Nessa, that was good.
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I'm serious.
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You know what
you should do?
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You should perform in
front of your classmates.
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A talent show
or something like that.
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I-I'll throw it.
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Are you crazy?
No.
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No way. My friends
don't even know I play.
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Well, why don't you do
it in front of a...
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audience you don't know,
like a coffee shop
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or something like that?
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Why are you pushing me?
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I said I don't want to.
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Nessa, I guess I'm pushing you
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because I never had
anybody to push me.
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Well nobody
was interested in my comedy.
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I said I wanted
to be a comedian.
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"You're not gonna be
no comedian.
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"Now, Richard Pryor's
a comedian.
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Now, he's funny."
(goofy chuckling)
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That's all I ever heard.
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Nessa, I don't want you
to go through that.
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I want you to know
I support you
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and I believe in you.
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But you wanted to be a comedian.
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Yeah.
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I don't know that
I want to be a musician.
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I'm just playing my guitar
in the basement.
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Yeah...
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but you're good.
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But you're my uncle,
you have to like it.
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Other people don't.
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I'm just saying,
if Nessa hear herself, Isaac,
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if she just listen,
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then she'll know
how good she is.
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I'm telling you, man,
mind your own business, B.
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Let the girl do her thing.
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♪ Me and my skateboard ♪
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♪ Rolling down the boulevard ♪
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♪ Smiling at people ♪
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♪ Who all smile back at me... ♪
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♪ On Ventura Boulevard... ♪
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That's Vanessa?
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Yep.
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Wow, she's good.
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I told you, man.
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Hey, could you clean it up
a little bit?
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Well, I can do
better than that.
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(adding bass and echo)
♪ On Ventura Boulevard... ♪
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Hey...
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I feel you, man.
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I like that, Jordan.
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I knew you would.
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Can you put a little, like,
some rhythm, some horns?
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I feel you, but what about this?
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(adding percussion)
♪ On Ventura Boulevard... ♪
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Oh, man, I feel you, man.
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That's gigantic, man.
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That's funky.
Mm-hmm.
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Stank.
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Mm-hmm.
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Oh, man, ooh, ooh, ooh,
ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh.
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Hey, you got Teddy
Pendergrass on there?
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Teddy Pendergrass?
Yeah.
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I feel you. Okay.
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(upbeat music playing)
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VANESSA: ♪ When I'm onVentura Boulevard ♪
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♪ Life is never hard ♪
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Wow, she is starting
to sound more and more amazing.
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Shoot, sound like a Mac.
261
00:11:52,779 --> 00:11:54,539
W.B.: Yo, hey, you think
I can get a dub of that?
262
00:11:54,548 --> 00:11:56,658
'Cause I know this girl
in Inglewood, man,
263
00:11:56,741 --> 00:11:59,251
who is a real chump
for that folksy stuff.
264
00:11:59,327 --> 00:12:00,917
What's going on?
265
00:12:00,995 --> 00:12:03,245
Oh, hey, we're listening
to your music.
266
00:12:03,331 --> 00:12:05,761
Hey, you've got
the sweet stylings, girl.
267
00:12:05,833 --> 00:12:07,633
(scoffs) I can't believe this.
268
00:12:07,710 --> 00:12:10,930
I know. It needs a kazoo.
(chuckles)
269
00:12:11,005 --> 00:12:13,925
How dare you change
my music.
270
00:12:14,008 --> 00:12:16,308
JORDAN: Me and Uncle Bernie,
we made it old school.
271
00:12:16,319 --> 00:12:19,859
Just think of us as your own
personal wall of sound.
272
00:12:19,939 --> 00:12:22,439
Bernie, Vanessa
didn't know about this?
273
00:12:22,517 --> 00:12:24,157
Not exactly.
274
00:12:25,853 --> 00:12:28,993
I can't believe you
recorded me behind my back.
275
00:12:29,065 --> 00:12:31,775
I really didn't record
behind your back, Nessa.
276
00:12:31,859 --> 00:12:33,359
I just wanted
to give you a chance
277
00:12:33,436 --> 00:12:35,906
so you could hear yourself
and see how good you are
278
00:12:35,988 --> 00:12:38,958
so you won't be
afraid to perform in front of people.
279
00:12:39,033 --> 00:12:40,793
I'm not afraid.
I just don't want to.
280
00:12:40,868 --> 00:12:43,338
I used to be the same way.
281
00:12:43,412 --> 00:12:45,052
You get over it,
I'm telling you.
282
00:12:45,056 --> 00:12:46,126
Don't you get it?
283
00:12:46,207 --> 00:12:47,877
I'm not you.
284
00:12:48,810 --> 00:12:50,380
JORDAN: I don't see what
you're so upset about.
285
00:12:50,461 --> 00:12:51,941
I mean, we made it better.
286
00:12:53,256 --> 00:12:54,216
Ow!
Nessa!
287
00:12:54,065 --> 00:12:56,055
Stop it! Stop it!
Stop it!
288
00:12:56,133 --> 00:12:57,073
Oh.
289
00:12:57,143 --> 00:12:58,853
I'm the one that made
him do that.
290
00:12:58,928 --> 00:13:00,648
Oh.
Come on, Nessa, plea...
291
00:13:00,721 --> 00:13:02,441
This is so humiliating.
JORDAN: Ow!
292
00:13:02,515 --> 00:13:03,815
You always have
to bigfoot your way
293
00:13:03,825 --> 00:13:05,775
into everything I do.
294
00:13:05,852 --> 00:13:09,032
JORDAN: Ow!
You know what, congratulations.
295
00:13:09,105 --> 00:13:12,695
I'm never playing
the stupid guitar again.
296
00:13:12,775 --> 00:13:13,655
(Jordan groans)
297
00:13:13,734 --> 00:13:15,164
Stupid.
298
00:13:15,236 --> 00:13:17,746
Man, she slapped the taste
out of your mouth, man.
299
00:13:17,822 --> 00:13:19,502
You all right?
(chuckling)
300
00:13:19,574 --> 00:13:23,184
Down go Frazier.
Down go Frazier.
301
00:13:27,331 --> 00:13:29,921
JORDAN: Okay, Sanjay,
I'm sending you over two files--
302
00:13:30,001 --> 00:13:32,261
the original
and the J-Man remix.
303
00:13:32,336 --> 00:13:35,096
I need an expert musical opinion
on which one's better,
304
00:13:35,181 --> 00:13:38,561
and since you're first
tuba in the band...
305
00:13:38,634 --> 00:13:40,364
I'm talking funny?
306
00:13:40,436 --> 00:13:42,016
Really?
307
00:13:42,096 --> 00:13:43,066
Ow.
308
00:13:43,147 --> 00:13:45,227
I got attacked
by one of my artists.
309
00:13:45,308 --> 00:13:46,518
Creative differences.
310
00:13:46,601 --> 00:13:48,371
It's all part
of the life, though.
311
00:13:48,444 --> 00:13:49,944
Okay, I'm sending you
over both
312
00:13:50,021 --> 00:13:52,031
so you can tell which
one's better, okay?
313
00:13:52,106 --> 00:13:53,946
Okay.
314
00:13:54,025 --> 00:13:56,195
VANESSA:♪ On Ventura Boulevard ♪
315
00:13:56,277 --> 00:13:57,787
Sending.
316
00:13:57,862 --> 00:13:59,662
(funk music playing)
317
00:13:59,739 --> 00:14:03,969
VANESSA: ♪ When I'm onVentura Boulevard ♪
318
00:14:04,994 --> 00:14:08,344
♪ Life is never hard ♪
319
00:14:08,414 --> 00:14:11,554
♪ I just love to be... ♪
320
00:14:11,626 --> 00:14:13,626
(song continues)
This is quite the conundrum.
321
00:14:13,711 --> 00:14:16,021
I find them both so appealing.
322
00:14:16,097 --> 00:14:17,637
What's that crap
you're listening to?
323
00:14:17,715 --> 00:14:19,215
Jordan's sister.
324
00:14:19,300 --> 00:14:21,060
That's Vanessa?
325
00:14:21,135 --> 00:14:22,475
Oh, man.
326
00:14:22,553 --> 00:14:25,663
(song continues)
327
00:14:26,566 --> 00:14:27,606
Get lost.
328
00:14:27,683 --> 00:14:29,443
But it's my room.
329
00:14:29,518 --> 00:14:30,618
Okay. Ow!
330
00:14:30,695 --> 00:14:32,485
Just let me know
when you're done.
331
00:14:32,563 --> 00:14:37,413
VANESSA:♪ Springtime flowers growin' ♪
332
00:14:37,485 --> 00:14:38,985
♪ Sunlight kissing everything ♪
333
00:14:39,070 --> 00:14:41,940
♪ From mountain to sea ♪
334
00:14:45,585 --> 00:14:51,335
♪ When I'm onVentura Boulevard ♪
335
00:14:51,415 --> 00:14:54,005
♪ Life is never hard ♪
336
00:14:54,085 --> 00:14:57,385
♪ I just love to be,love to be ♪
337
00:14:57,463 --> 00:15:00,403
♪ On Ventura Boulevard,on Ventura Boulevard ♪
338
00:15:02,802 --> 00:15:07,102
♪ Happy, happy,to be me, to be me...♪
339
00:15:07,115 --> 00:15:10,145
Hey, Vanessa,
we heard your song.
340
00:15:10,160 --> 00:15:11,860
Who do you think you are,
India.Arie?
341
00:15:11,936 --> 00:15:14,326
She is, like,
so three years ago.
342
00:15:15,564 --> 00:15:19,044
Hey! Don't you have some
bitch convention to go to?
343
00:15:20,611 --> 00:15:21,751
Whatever.
344
00:15:24,674 --> 00:15:26,294
You okay?
345
00:15:26,367 --> 00:15:27,827
I am gonna kill
Jordan.
346
00:15:27,910 --> 00:15:29,460
Did you get
that e-mail, too?
347
00:15:29,537 --> 00:15:30,587
Everybody got it.
348
00:15:30,663 --> 00:15:31,883
I mean, it went
around the school
349
00:15:31,956 --> 00:15:33,706
faster than Maggie Henderson.
350
00:15:33,791 --> 00:15:35,391
Great. I'm screwed.
351
00:15:35,468 --> 00:15:37,888
No, I'm sure everybody'll
forget about it by tomorrow.
352
00:15:37,962 --> 00:15:43,102
♪ Your song really suckson Ventura Boulevard ♪
353
00:15:43,175 --> 00:15:45,065
(laughing)
354
00:15:48,597 --> 00:15:49,807
No.
355
00:15:51,392 --> 00:15:52,902
Uncle Bernie,
Uncle Bernie. Uncle Bernie.
356
00:15:52,977 --> 00:15:54,857
Hey, what happened
to you, man?
357
00:15:54,937 --> 00:15:59,667
(speaking incoherently)
358
00:15:59,742 --> 00:16:01,452
BERNIE: Stop, stop,
stop, stop. Slow down.
359
00:16:01,527 --> 00:16:02,457
(inhales)
360
00:16:08,909 --> 00:16:10,289
Good. Swallow, yeah.
361
00:16:10,369 --> 00:16:12,289
(inhales)
362
00:16:12,371 --> 00:16:14,311
"Vanessa hit..."
363
00:16:15,466 --> 00:16:16,516
Nessa!
364
00:16:17,668 --> 00:16:19,138
She did that?
Uh-huh.
365
00:16:19,211 --> 00:16:20,401
How many times
she hit you?
366
00:16:20,471 --> 00:16:21,351
One time.
367
00:16:21,431 --> 00:16:23,261
She's strong.
368
00:16:23,340 --> 00:16:25,320
Nessa...
369
00:16:26,635 --> 00:16:28,975
Nessa, what I tell you
about hitting your brother?
370
00:16:29,055 --> 00:16:31,305
Jordan sent my song
371
00:16:31,390 --> 00:16:32,730
out all over the Internet.
372
00:16:32,808 --> 00:16:34,908
And now the whole school's
making fun of me.
373
00:16:36,103 --> 00:16:38,783
Wow, I'm surprised
he's got any lips left.
374
00:16:38,856 --> 00:16:40,816
Can you please
just shut the door?
375
00:16:40,900 --> 00:16:42,280
BERNIE: It's my fault.
I apologize.
376
00:16:42,359 --> 00:16:43,949
You do have a right
to be angry at me,
377
00:16:44,028 --> 00:16:46,578
but now the music is out there,
and the people heard it,
378
00:16:46,655 --> 00:16:48,115
so what's the difference?
379
00:16:48,199 --> 00:16:50,879
One thing you got
to understand is,
380
00:16:50,951 --> 00:16:51,961
people are gonna like it,
381
00:16:52,036 --> 00:16:53,786
some people
are not gonna like it.
382
00:16:53,871 --> 00:16:55,291
It doesn't matter.
383
00:16:55,365 --> 00:16:58,555
But what does matter
is as long as you like it.
384
00:16:59,585 --> 00:17:00,715
And you can't be popping
385
00:17:00,562 --> 00:17:01,722
your brother the way
I showed you.
386
00:17:01,796 --> 00:17:04,006
You can't put your hip
into it like that.
387
00:17:04,090 --> 00:17:06,470
That's for outside people.
388
00:17:06,550 --> 00:17:07,480
You put your hip in it?
389
00:17:07,551 --> 00:17:09,561
(chuckles)
390
00:17:09,571 --> 00:17:10,641
Did he holler?
391
00:17:10,721 --> 00:17:13,821
(chuckling)
392
00:17:18,062 --> 00:17:22,172
(upbeat music playing)
393
00:17:29,415 --> 00:17:30,995
Listen to that.
394
00:17:31,075 --> 00:17:33,875
That's the sound
of good parenting.
395
00:17:33,953 --> 00:17:37,173
America, don't stop being nosy.
396
00:17:37,182 --> 00:17:39,472
Keep your eye on your kid.
397
00:17:39,542 --> 00:17:41,302
Be the bad guy.
398
00:17:41,377 --> 00:17:42,757
Push 'em.
399
00:17:42,837 --> 00:17:45,757
It'll pay off at the end.
400
00:17:45,840 --> 00:17:48,320
Listen to that.
401
00:17:48,392 --> 00:17:51,032
"On Ventura Boulevard."
402
00:17:55,441 --> 00:17:56,981
Hey, Nessa.
403
00:17:56,993 --> 00:17:58,943
Hey, come here.
404
00:17:58,953 --> 00:18:00,743
I heard you down in
the basement earlier.
405
00:18:00,813 --> 00:18:02,623
Was you working
on a new song?
406
00:18:02,698 --> 00:18:04,118
Yeah, kind of.
407
00:18:04,125 --> 00:18:06,775
Hey, you feel like
playing it for us?
408
00:18:06,861 --> 00:18:08,541
Oh, I don't know.
409
00:18:08,612 --> 00:18:10,082
Come on.
We're family.
410
00:18:10,156 --> 00:18:12,456
We promise we won't put
you on the Internet.
411
00:18:12,533 --> 00:18:14,923
Come on, honey.
She doesn't want to sing.
412
00:18:14,994 --> 00:18:16,344
It's okay, Aunt Wanda.
413
00:18:16,420 --> 00:18:18,460
Oh. No, we want
to hear it, right?
414
00:18:18,539 --> 00:18:19,339
(Jordan laughs)
415
00:18:19,349 --> 00:18:20,709
Speak for yourself.
416
00:18:20,791 --> 00:18:22,061
Watch it, boy.
417
00:18:23,294 --> 00:18:24,844
You sure you want
to hear this?
418
00:18:24,854 --> 00:18:26,054
Of course we do.
419
00:18:26,130 --> 00:18:27,890
Come on, we family,
come on.
420
00:18:27,965 --> 00:18:29,885
All right.
421
00:18:29,967 --> 00:18:34,067
(upbeat music playing)
422
00:18:39,268 --> 00:18:42,238
♪ You can lock your door ♪
423
00:18:42,313 --> 00:18:45,993
♪ But it won't help ♪
424
00:18:46,066 --> 00:18:48,026
♪ Boss man's comin' ♪
425
00:18:48,110 --> 00:18:51,250
♪ And he don't respect you ♪
426
00:18:51,322 --> 00:18:53,382
♪ Not your space ♪
427
00:18:54,959 --> 00:18:58,129
♪ Not to mention your mind ♪
428
00:18:58,204 --> 00:19:00,634
♪ And if you talk back ♪
429
00:19:00,706 --> 00:19:03,416
♪ Lord help your black behind ♪
430
00:19:03,500 --> 00:19:04,260
Sing the blues, baby.
431
00:19:04,335 --> 00:19:06,885
♪ I got the bigfoot ♪
432
00:19:06,962 --> 00:19:08,852
♪ Oh, yeah ♪
433
00:19:08,923 --> 00:19:12,813
♪ I got the bigfoot blues ♪
434
00:19:12,885 --> 00:19:14,475
♪ Mm-hmm ♪
435
00:19:14,553 --> 00:19:17,703
(Bryana accompanies with kazoo)
VANESSA: ♪ I say ♪
436
00:19:17,773 --> 00:19:20,693
♪ B-I-G-F-double-O-T ♪
437
00:19:20,768 --> 00:19:23,028
Bull! Some bull,
I'm telling you.
438
00:19:23,103 --> 00:19:25,453
She was singing
about me.
439
00:19:25,522 --> 00:19:26,742
Hey, that's a hit.
440
00:19:26,816 --> 00:19:29,286
You know, I could
record that myself.
441
00:19:29,368 --> 00:19:31,588
Isaac, if you
record that,
442
00:19:31,662 --> 00:19:33,012
I declare 'fore the Lord,
443
00:19:33,088 --> 00:19:34,578
there's gonna be
a misunderstanding.
444
00:19:34,657 --> 00:19:39,417
♪ I got the B-I-GF-O-O-T blues ♪
445
00:19:39,495 --> 00:19:42,125
♪ The blues,the bigfoot-- ♪
446
00:19:42,206 --> 00:19:47,136
♪ Not the pig foot--but the bigfoot blues ♪
447
00:19:49,463 --> 00:19:51,313
Yeah! This could make
the charts.
448
00:19:51,382 --> 00:19:53,112
(chuckles)
449
00:19:53,184 --> 00:19:55,984
♪ Giving me ♪
450
00:19:56,053 --> 00:19:59,443
♪ The bigfoot blues ♪
451
00:19:59,449 --> 00:20:01,609
(applause)
452
00:20:01,684 --> 00:20:03,534
(mumbling)
453
00:20:03,602 --> 00:20:06,002
(laughs) And you were great,
too, little mama.
454
00:20:06,897 --> 00:20:08,697
That was a dig.
455
00:20:08,774 --> 00:20:11,204
I like the last
song better.
456
00:20:11,277 --> 00:20:13,487
Well, it's like you said,
Uncle Bernie,
457
00:20:13,570 --> 00:20:15,920
not everybody's
gonna like what I do.
458
00:20:15,998 --> 00:20:19,258
What's important
is that I like it.
459
00:20:20,744 --> 00:20:23,214
Doggone, America, she's right.
460
00:20:23,289 --> 00:20:26,509
It's not important
that I like it, and I don't.
461
00:20:26,583 --> 00:20:29,143
Talk about bigfoot this,
bigfoot that.
462
00:20:29,220 --> 00:20:31,520
It's plain disrespectful.
463
00:20:32,756 --> 00:20:35,016
Disrespectful, I tell you.
464
00:20:39,263 --> 00:20:42,453
♪ I got the bigfoot blues ♪
465
00:20:44,443 --> 00:20:48,653
♪ I got the bigfoot blues ♪
466
00:20:48,731 --> 00:20:52,121
I can't get that damn song
out of my head.
467
00:20:55,237 --> 00:20:57,497
SINGER: ♪ Ooh ♪
468
00:20:57,573 --> 00:21:00,593
♪ Ooh, Lord, have mercy ♪
469
00:21:02,703 --> 00:21:06,213
♪ I can't get ahead,no way I try ♪
470
00:21:06,290 --> 00:21:08,340
♪ Everything is out of pocket ♪
471
00:21:08,417 --> 00:21:10,627
♪ Somebody do something ♪
472
00:21:10,711 --> 00:21:14,051
♪ The brother's situationis abstract ♪
473
00:21:14,131 --> 00:21:16,221
♪ Ain't that a bitch ♪
474
00:21:16,300 --> 00:21:19,490
♪ Boy, 'causesomebody doin'... ♪
475
00:21:24,233 --> 00:21:27,293
You still gonna stay
for--for dinner?
476
00:21:29,188 --> 00:21:31,198
Why you got to
look that way
477
00:21:31,207 --> 00:21:32,987
and all over
that thing?
478
00:21:33,067 --> 00:21:36,447
Bernie, I'm respecting
the lady of the house.
479
00:21:36,528 --> 00:21:38,458
She ain't here.
480
00:21:40,866 --> 00:21:43,036
She's back there somewhere.
481
00:21:43,118 --> 00:21:44,788
You sure want
to look, too.
482
00:21:44,870 --> 00:21:47,920
(laughter)
483
00:21:47,998 --> 00:21:50,378
You want to roam like
it ain't nothing.
484
00:21:50,459 --> 00:21:51,429
MAN: And cut!
485
00:21:56,382 --> 00:21:57,522
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