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[ Screaming ]
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Welcome viewers.
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This is waiting for the tone,
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the pink noise
live stream podcast.
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I am Curtis Mendolsonn,
your host.
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Before we begin,
I just want to say ‐‐
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studies show
that we spend 55%
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of our lives
in panties.
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55%.
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My privates demand comfort
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and that’s why I’ve switched
to Y Tu Panties, Tambien.
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Y Tu Panties, Tambien is made
of space‐age nano‐silk,
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which swaddles my ‐‐
[ Gunshots, yelling ]
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Steve?
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[ Sighs ]
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Now listeners can get
50% off their first order
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[ Gunshot ]
of Y Tu Pan‐‐
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[ Yelling, gunshots continue ]
Hold on.
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Steve!
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Ugh, and all the murderers
sound like such hotties.
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Huh.
Steve, turn down your TV.
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Curtis, I can’t hear you.
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"Murder [bleep]ers" is on
very loud.
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I don’t want to hear what you’re
watching, I don’t want to hear‐
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It’s called "Murder [bleep]ers"
and it’s a true crime show
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about people who are dead
but still have sex.
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I’m upstairs recording a
timeless event for the masses
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and it’s so hard
to record properly
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when you’re watching
this trash TV.
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It’s not trash TV.
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And I want you to admit
that you’ve been up there
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doing your recording
every hour of the day
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while I’ve been at work, okay?
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You have to when you don’t
know something is coming.
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What do you do?
Oh, you wait.
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You ‐‐ I’m waiting right now.
What if it comes!
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Well then when does mommy ‐‐
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when does mommy
get hers, Curtis?
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Who’s mommy?
I’m mommy in this situation.
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Why are you calling
yourself mommy?
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Because mommy wants to get
what she gets.
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Well mommy’s got to get
the baby off, uh, her teat
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and go back
to turning it down
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because the milk won’t come
out of the breast
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when the baby’s
waiting for it.
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"Murder [bleep]ers" is
the one thing I have.
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You remind me
right now of my ex‐wife.
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The way Charlene always
turned her TV up.
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Oh, do not put this.
I am no Charlene, okay?
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You gonna go sleep
on the couch tonight, Charlene?
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Well no, I’ll probably
go sleep with other men.
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Oh‐‐ k‐‐ uh.
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You remember she was sleeping
with me
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for a few years
like everyone else you loved?
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Steve, alright.
Wrong road for me to go down in.
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Oh, now it’s louder.
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Ah, you hear that, Curtis?
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This guy’s spitting on the other
guy’s head
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and rubbing it in
until his head’s gets shiny.
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Oh my god, you guys.
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Michelle.
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Why’d you turn "Murder
[bleep]ers" up so loud?
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Well Curtis told me to p‐‐
turn it down
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so I was being a dick
and turning it up.
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It’s‐‐
Sorry, Michelle.
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It’s such an obnoxiously
obnoxious...
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Exactamondo.
Thank you, Michelle.
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And Curtis, you’re just as bad.
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I’m ‐‐ I’m ‐‐
I’m uh ‐‐ what?
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All your little nah.
Michelle, come on.
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Pink noise ain’t gonna
record itself, okay?
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Why do you even need
to record it?
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We all hear it all the time.
It’s just a thing.
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Because it feels
good to listen to!
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Quit shouting!
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And I’m sharing it with people
that listen to my live stream.
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He’s obsessed.
What’s wrong with that?
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Why are we yelling
at each other?
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We’re not yelling.
Are we?
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I’m disappointed in us.
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Michelle, I’m sorry.
I’m sorry, too.
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And I’m sorry
as the third one.
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I’m so used to living
with Charlene
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and yelling at her
about every tiny little thing.
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And now I’m projecting that
on you and that’s my problem.
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I got to learn to deal
with that.
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Hey, let’s all get into
a triangle formation.
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Arms on each others shoulders.
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Heads touching.
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These are our tender touches.
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[ Knocking on door ]
Hang on.
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Ratman!
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Oh, Charlene.
How you doing?
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Come on in.
Okay.
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Um, can I get you a horchata
or a tea or anything? Uh...
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I’ll take a hard horchata
with extra mint salt.
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Yeah, alright.
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Oh, Petey!
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Hey, Petey.
[ Chirping happily ]
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Look at you.
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Look at your little antennae.
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Look at your little mandibles.
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Aw, look at you guys.
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Here’s your drink.
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Thanks for watching Petey
for me, Charlene.
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Curtis left me.
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What?
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We are divorced.
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What happened?
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The burning flame
has been extinguished.
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But that’s okay!
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Mhm.
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Because ever since Curtis
made me a widow, you know,
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because he’s dead to me ‐‐
Yeah.
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Um, I have transitioned
all of my marital energies
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into opening a passion‐filled
and passion fruit‐filled
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uh, bakery.
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Bakery?
Yup!
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Lifelong dream.
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Yup.
What are you calling it?
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Uh.
Field of Flour.
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Flour spelled F‐L‐O‐U‐R.
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Now I’m thinking of calling it,
uh, Fun in the Croissun.
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I’m thinking maybe, um,
New Yeast on Life.
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I’m thinking of calling it
the um, th‐‐ the‐‐
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Oh God,
you’re falling apart.
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Uh, yeah.
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Please, yes,
spend some time with Pete.
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Okay.
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Just know he’s my pride and joy
and I will be back right quick.
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I gotta take this, uh,
sixteen hour car ride
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because apparently
you can’t identify
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yourself on the Internet.
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I’ve got a special situation
because of my health situation‐‐
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the‐‐ the rat conglomerate.
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You see, it’s a network ‐‐
I’m a network of rats,
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circumnavigating
the entire globe.
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Every rat and I are connected.
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If I don’t get signed up today,
I’ll miss the whole thing.
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I need to have
my existence proven
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before I get on the frigate,
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and it’s less than a month
and I need to go now!
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I mean, if it’s time‐sensitive,
shouldn’t you take a plane?
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You know I don’t like leaving
the terrestrial firma.
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And you know that
I have consistently
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had problems with the TSA.
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They’ve‐‐
They crushed my top hat.
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Curtis:
Gotta bread the pork.
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Guys, I’m making tonkatsu
for ya!
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No fight is a fight without
some post‐fight makeup...
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I’ve been eyeing this one up
for a while now.
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These are condominiums
or apartments?
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Uh, what’s the difference?
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I don’t really know,
I always get confused.
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It’s a condo.
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Get that hot oil burning.
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Looks like a bunch
of electronics in there.
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Look at all those Y Tu Panties,
Tambien boxes.
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He’s got lots of those
white canes.
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Is‐‐ what?
Yeah, what’s that mean?
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Is he like a pimp?
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Uh, maybe we shouldn’t
break into this house.
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We don’t have time
to not take chances.
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We’ve been planning this
for months.
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Okay, okay.
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Let’s just get
all the electronics.
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Okay.
Just be quiet.
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We’ve done this before.
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Ah!
Burglars!
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Ah!
[ Screams ]
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Ahh!
Ah, bananas!
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Now, Petey,
this is my bakery.
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Now, you run off and play.
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I got to make some pie.
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What’s the plan, C‐man?
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Okay, sassy,
this is the deal.
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This is your home and
I’m gonna help you defend it.
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We got to lay some traps.
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I’ve got a milk carton
full of nails.
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That’s perfect!
Yes!
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Okay, so we’ll start
laying ’em down here
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so if those burglars
step on ’em,
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it’s gonna go right
through their foot.
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Send them into owie‐town.
Ooh.
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To be safe, ’cause they’re all
very rusty,
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why don’t we use
these chopsticks
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that you were using
to fry the tonkatsu?
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That’s a great idea,
Steve.
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It keeps us safe.
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Last thing I wanna contract
is tetanus.
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Curtis, where’s
the Bull Dog slauce?
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I wanna slick the stairway.
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It’s over here in the kitchen,
I’m gonna run and grab it.
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Mm.
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Steve, actually,
you got to try this kimchi.
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This is very good.
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I don’t‐‐
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I’m going to take time
to‐‐ tr‐‐
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Yeah, oh, wow.
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That’s almost like,
carbonated.
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Heh, I wanna eat,
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but I know we have
to protect the home, too.
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God, I hate burglars.
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I hate ’em so much.
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Yeah,
we’ll get ’em with these.
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This water’s boiling.
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I’m gonna drop some nails
in here.
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Yeah, hot nails.
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Oh, I’m gonna put nails
in the kimchi.
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So if the burglars
come over here
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and they try to eat that,
they’ll eat the nails.
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Well, don’t forget about it.
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I’m not gonna forget
about the kimchi.
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I love kimchi.
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Well, don’t forget about
the nails in the kimchi.
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I don’t want you
to hurt your tongue.
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What nails?
Oh God.
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Alright, let’s get this done.
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A perfect croissant.
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[ Sniffs ]
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Eh.
Uh oh.
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That a sprinkle?
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Oh, my God, it’s Petey beetle!
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[ Sniffs ]
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Alright.
[ Coughs ]
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Mm.
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Okay.
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Um...
[ Clears throat ]
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I’m kind of surprised
I like eating bugs.
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♪
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Is my face all messed up?
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No. You‐‐ you honestly
don’t look that bad.
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It’s kind of cool.
It feels all messed up.
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It’s like fresh.
It’s like a chemical peel.
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I think my heart’s
beating too fast.
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I think ‐‐ my ‐‐ my‐‐ uh‐‐ um‐‐
You’re overthinking.
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It’s fine.
My ‐‐ my burns.
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I’m gonna have a heart attack
or something.
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Just sit down, it’s fine.
You’re not gonna have‐‐
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I can’t even breathe.
I think I’m ‐‐
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Ah. [ Sighs ]
I can’t see.
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I can’t see.
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Uh ‐‐ Watch out.
Watch out.
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Okay.
Something fell?
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Hey, are‐‐
are you okay?
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Dude?
Yes. We got ’em.
247
00:09:00,907 --> 00:09:03,137
Heh. Are there
"Murder [bleep]er" cameras crews
248
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around here filming us now?
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This is just like an episode
of "Murder [bleep]ers."
250
00:09:07,280 --> 00:09:08,850
I can see why you
like that show‐‐
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Guys!
Wha!
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00:09:09,949 --> 00:09:11,479
Michelle!
Don’t look!
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00:09:11,484 --> 00:09:12,694
Don’t look.
254
00:09:12,685 --> 00:09:14,285
What?
But we got a s‐‐ a situation.
255
00:09:14,287 --> 00:09:18,417
All this noise is distracting me
from Curtis’s live stream.
256
00:09:18,425 --> 00:09:19,885
You like it, or?
I do.
257
00:09:19,893 --> 00:09:21,033
It’s so good.
258
00:09:21,027 --> 00:09:22,397
Ahh.
That’s awesome to hear.
259
00:09:22,395 --> 00:09:24,195
With the overlays‐‐
I did that all myself.
260
00:09:24,197 --> 00:09:26,327
Guys, I got trash bags
and a bonesaw.
261
00:09:26,332 --> 00:09:27,972
You guys wanna cut them up
in the morning, or sleep first?
262
00:09:27,967 --> 00:09:29,937
Hold on‐‐ hold on, Steve.
Or just ‐‐Yeah.
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The ‐‐ the other thing
about the pod ‐‐ podcast ‐‐
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Let’s wait til the morning‐‐
It’s cool.
265
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I’m putting the bonesaw down
next to him so we don’t forget.
266
00:09:35,575 --> 00:09:37,835
So when we pass the bodies, we
see the bonesaw and we know
267
00:09:37,844 --> 00:09:39,554
we got to cut them up
in the morning.
268
00:09:39,546 --> 00:09:41,406
They’re not going anywhere.
Maybe there’s some graphic thing?
269
00:09:41,414 --> 00:09:43,084
I’m gonna go watch my show.
For, like, when the pink noise comes on?
270
00:09:43,083 --> 00:09:44,553
Oh, right.
Like a little pop‐up.
271
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Like a little, like‐‐
Yeah. Like some visuals.
272
00:09:46,986 --> 00:09:48,246
I was thinking‐‐
Some like abstract‐‐
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Right.
I’m gonna quick write this down.
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Like a kaleidoscope thing.
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♪
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Do you eve‐‐
do you ever wash your hands?
277
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And ‐‐ and feet before ‐‐
before you work?
278
00:09:58,965 --> 00:10:01,165
Um, y‐‐
well, like a bubble bath?
279
00:10:01,167 --> 00:10:03,167
I couldn’t help but notice that
you were putting
280
00:10:03,169 --> 00:10:06,909
some kind of, uh,
insect in your pastries.
281
00:10:06,906 --> 00:10:08,236
Could you tell me more
about that?
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00:10:08,241 --> 00:10:10,411
Um...
283
00:10:10,410 --> 00:10:12,280
His name is Petey?
284
00:10:12,278 --> 00:10:14,348
I’m going to have to fail you.
285
00:10:14,347 --> 00:10:15,507
So wait, wait, wait.
286
00:10:15,515 --> 00:10:17,015
So you’re‐‐ you’re giving me‐‐
I ‐‐ I’m not ‐‐
287
00:10:17,016 --> 00:10:18,516
I’m not shutting down
your restaurant.
288
00:10:18,518 --> 00:10:20,118
It’s just ‐‐ there’s just going
to be an "F" sign
289
00:10:20,120 --> 00:10:21,520
outside your door.
290
00:10:21,521 --> 00:10:22,891
That’s fair.
291
00:10:22,889 --> 00:10:24,719
And I have to give you
this pin for your apron.
292
00:10:24,724 --> 00:10:26,594
How ’s it going?
Uh...
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Just here to pick up Petey.
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Pfft. Okay.
[ Chuckles ]
295
00:10:30,130 --> 00:10:34,230
I uh ‐‐ that beetle was uh ‐‐
up in flames.
296
00:10:34,234 --> 00:10:39,114
And uh, next thing you know,
I gots me a secret ingredient.
297
00:10:39,105 --> 00:10:41,765
What have you done
with Petey?!
298
00:10:41,774 --> 00:10:43,114
He was everything
I lived for!
299
00:10:43,109 --> 00:10:45,509
Everything I was doing
was for him!
300
00:10:45,512 --> 00:10:47,552
You stupid divorcée!
301
00:10:47,547 --> 00:10:48,807
How could you do this?
302
00:10:48,815 --> 00:10:51,615
It was the one thing
I trusted you with!
303
00:10:51,618 --> 00:10:53,948
Ratman, shh.
304
00:10:53,953 --> 00:10:55,693
Taste.
305
00:10:55,688 --> 00:10:58,958
Take a taste.
306
00:10:58,958 --> 00:11:00,628
Yeah,
I’ll need a dozen to go.
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♪
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00:11:03,129 --> 00:11:09,039
♪ Sometimes you stand
in the dark ♪
309
00:11:09,035 --> 00:11:16,705
♪ You really need to hear the
that someone’s now there ♪
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00:11:16,709 --> 00:11:17,809
Curtis: Right now.
311
00:11:17,810 --> 00:11:20,910
It is permutating
through the sky.
312
00:11:20,914 --> 00:11:24,124
And the windows
are getting brighter.
313
00:11:24,117 --> 00:11:28,287
It feels real good in my chest
and down to my hips.
314
00:11:28,288 --> 00:11:30,558
It’s actually ‐‐
uh‐‐ uh‐‐ hold on.
315
00:11:30,557 --> 00:11:32,727
Computer, why did you stop
recording?
316
00:11:32,725 --> 00:11:34,055
‐I am tired.
‐No.
317
00:11:34,060 --> 00:11:36,860
Computer, you got
to k‐‐keep recording.
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00:11:36,863 --> 00:11:39,173
Grab‐‐ grab that calculator.
319
00:11:39,165 --> 00:11:41,625
Okay.
We have it.
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00:11:41,675 --> 00:11:46,225
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