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I hope they appreciate this,
uh bulb.
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I always bring
these dumb bulb plants.
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Ugh, I should
throw it away.
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Damn it, Steve!
What?
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It’s a gift.
You don’t throw gifts away.
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Green bin, please.
Greenbin?
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Really exciting to be here
at the Shtimmer Bebik
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with the whole Bradley
family once again.
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Yeah,
every year we come here.
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I‐I really have to pee.
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[ Laughter ]
Uh, you gotta drain the turtle.
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I mean, that ‐‐ that’s
a weird way to put it.
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A guy from upstate New York
used this term once,
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a guy with big ears.
Ah, yeah, Michelle,
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this is your
first time meeting
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the whole Bradley family.
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Charlene,
what’s your family like?
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Loud!
Michelle,
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Curtis’s in‐laws
are great,
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they just ‐‐ they’re
very handsy and shallow.
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That kind of thing.
If it gets to be overwhelming, Michelle,
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they do have a porch swing
that I like to sit on for, uh,
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most of the time that I’m here
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It sounds like there’s a lot
of worms moving in there.
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Okay.
Any comment, Charlene?
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What?
About the sound of worms?
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Yeah.
What do you ‐‐
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I don’t know, I guess you have
heightened blind guy senses.
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What ‐‐ What am I to judge?
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Clank, Clank.
Who is it?!
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[ Laughs ]
Oh, look, it’s my favorite used‐to‐be sexy niece.
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What do you mean used‐to‐be?
I’m a smoke show.
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Thank you for having us,
uh, Aunt Snakes.
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You smell funny.
Hi, Donna, it’s good to see you again.
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Do you remember me,
Curtis? I wish I didn’t.
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That’s actually
not your voice is it? Yeah.
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Uhh...
Like you go around, talk to people like that?
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Oh, my God.
I’m actually very young.
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You’re very odd!
She been like that! Calm down!
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Hey, guys, this is, uh,
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my partner, Michelle.
Hello, everybody!
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I have to piss
so bad right now. You know where
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Yeah, I know where ‐‐
Yeah! I’ll take you down the hallway,
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as I grab your hand,
dragging you down.
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Oh, wow,
I’m dragged down.
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Doesn’t the door look pretty?
It’s got decorations on it.
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I’ve been thinking
about killing my Aunt.
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I like to sit on the floor
and rub my butt on the carpet.
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Ohh, me too!
Good girl, that’s what you’re supposed to do.
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I have ring worm!
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I don’t know how to respond
to 90% of this.
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I’ll just have some whiskey
on the rocks.
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We got cocktails ‐‐
Nah, I’ll just have ‐‐
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I’ve got some, uhh,
Little Cat Whiskey.
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I’ll just have ‐‐
Curtis, you’re such a downer!
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All the time you come
to our house.
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You’re always so negative!
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"Oh, I hate this,
I hate you guys."
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Auntie Snakes, it’s not that,
I’m just thirsty.
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I’m just ‐‐ my throat’s
dry and I ‐‐ I mean, she is right about
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your sort of
passive‐aggressive attitude.
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Like, stop passing me post‐its.
Please.
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Just text her!
Thank you, AJ.
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I didn’t know you were
listening to that.
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Sorry,
I was behind the couch.
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Butt!
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Ooh. Family.
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God, does Michelle have crazy
in‐laws,
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what am I gonna do with
Michelle, I mean I love her,
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but do I wanna ‐‐
ugh ‐‐ uh ‐‐ Shit!
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[ Meows ]
My eyeball, lying on the floor,
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looking back at me.
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I don’t know what I’mma doing.
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I’m afraid of commitment,
family, and whales.
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Ah!
Ya scratched me! [ Meows ]
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I used to raise Charlene.
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She used to be so hot
from the age of 11 to 17.
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Every boy in this town
used to want to date Charlene
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from the age of 11 to 17
and after that,
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no one even
looked at her.
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I guess I won the Jackpot.
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Very disgusting.
No...
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No, Aunt Snakes,
she’s lovely.
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Everyone tried
to upskirt her. I...
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You know what I did
every morning?
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I used to slam her
into the dining table,
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put a diaper on,
so I could protect her panties
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from all these boys!
Charlene, when is ‐‐
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How long does
Shtimmer Bebik last?
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I don’t like...
death.
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How did you meet this babe?
How did you meet this sexy lady
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that’s sitting on my table
right now? Yeah, how did you
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Huh, it’s actually
a wild story, uh...
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Go for it!
We actually had a fli‐‐
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Tell your good story.
Okay, shut the [bleep] up, lady.
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It’s okay!
It’s okay, Steve.
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At last year’s Real Estate
Awards show.
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We were both doing hair.
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[ Speaking in Japanese ]
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I’m gonna make you look
so good today.
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I’m gonna give you support.
Thanks, Steve.
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Are you eating chips?
It’s just... Kevin!
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I don’t want the gre‐‐
[ Speaking Japanese ]
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Napkins,
they gave me napkins.
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If the lights from the stage
shine off that potato grease
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you’re gonna look like
one of those big shiny balls!
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I’m not gonna look like
a big shiny ball, just relax.
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Smoke time!
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Ugh.
[ Coughing ]
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That was, uh...
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proctologist.
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Oh, I’m sorry to hear that.
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My name is Taishi.
Uh ‐‐ Yeah...
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I‐I know who you are,
I’m Curtis Mendolsonn,
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it’s very nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you.
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Taishi,
would you like a chip? No, thanks.
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But use this, uh, chip clip
to keep them fresh.
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Wow, look at that, it has your
picture on it and everything.
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It’s a safety pyramid.
Nice, right? I guess Steve does have a point,
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I don’t wanna get oil
all over myself.
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Why don’t you have
your own chip clips?
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Remember last year
I was here and I ‐‐
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I fell off the stage.
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Yeah.
Did you hear about that?
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Yeah.
Taishi, who does your hair?
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You always look so fleek,
and fly, and on zam.
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Thank you. Michelle ‐‐ Michelle
do my hairstyle.
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Michelle?
I love your hair it’s very soft.
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You didn’t tell me that Michelle
was standing right next to me.
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Don’t be weird right now.
You can’t be weird about ‐‐
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just be cool.
Michelle, that’s your hand.
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Yeeah.
We’re brushing hands in my brother’s hair.
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Yeah.
Woman over P. A.: Curtis and Taishi,
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you’re up in two minutes!
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Alright, should we ‐‐
we’ll warm up. Yeah.
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Together:
Houses, Houses.
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Woman: Presenting the award
for best kitchen renovation,
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Curtis Mendolsonn...
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I’m married
to that guy on the stage.
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...and Taishi the Rock
and Roll Realtor.
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He’s the one
who fell down last year.
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It’s a place for nourishment
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where we gather
with our families.
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Breakfast is, uh ‐‐
I’m just so emotional
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seeing you again...
it’s... Like everyone wake up and...
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You wanna be business partners
with benefits,
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and just do hair together?
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I wanna hair‐do‐you.
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That’s kinda funny, I guess.
Uh, kinda... I dunno.
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Okay!
Lets have party at my place!
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At recording studio!
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What?
Come on, everybody!
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We gotta present
the award first, Taishi.
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I’m gonna open this
pre‐September‐911 wine. [ Cheers and applause ]
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And the winner is Ray Ponce ‐‐
Mid‐Century in Middlesex.
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Okay, well. I thought ‐‐
I thought it was a cool story.
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Jesus Christ, you gained
a lot of weight.
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I hope you, uh, spill soup
on yourself, Auntie Snakes.
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Uh, Auntie Snakes,
you big shlomozel.
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So quiet out here
in the country.
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Nothing can hurt me.
Can we just ‐‐
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You’re ugly.
Hemorrhoids.
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None of your words hurt me.
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‐Oh, hemorrhoids.
‐Hemorrhoids.
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You know what?
Can we all just stop?
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‐What is wrong with you?
‐Stop for a little while?
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[ Indistinct talking ]
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Everybody stop!
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I hate you, and I ‐‐
I’m leaving, Charlene.
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I’m going to sit on the chair
swing for a while.
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Thank you, very much.
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Here’s a little bow for you.
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Ahhh...
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Goodbye, Charlene!
No, no, no, no, no!
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You can’t ‐‐ You can’t
just bow out ‐‐ Shut up, dummy!
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Shut up you dumb,
frickin’ dipshit!
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Every family is weird.
Every family is.
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Yeah, it’s true, even ‐‐
Every family has issues.
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And it wasn’t ‐‐
It’s okay.
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Can we leave right now?
Well ‐‐
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Curtis, your family
keeps showing me
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mom‐son incest porn.
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That’s not my family.
You’re my family.
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And our mom is my family.
Oh.
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But these people
are not my family.
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Charlene is not my family.
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No! Come on!
Oh, God! I smell your diesel.
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Nuh, oh ‐‐ you ‐‐
Oh, God, you ran her over.
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Oh, my God, that’s weird.
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I think she’ll be fine.
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You tired of Charlene?
You getting rid of that bitch?
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Well, no‐ it’s
not that I’m no ‐‐
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If that’s the legal way
we can talk about it, yeah.
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I’m tired of her
and I’m getting rid of that "B".
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I’ll see what I can do with
that. Let me talk to Google.
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Charlene, I think we can
get a lot out of this.
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What?
G‐Good morning, Charlene.
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Good morning, Curtis.
Hopefully we can make this quick
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and both get what we want
out of this settlement.
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I’m more impacted
on an emotional level.
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My heart is in pain.
So I would like, uh,
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Curtis’s left ventricle
to be removed from surgery. [ Telephone rings ]
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Jaz, please tell us ‐‐
She wants the ventricle.
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Hello.
Jaz Law Van and Mug Bug.
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Yes, y‐you’d like
how many mugs?
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Okay, I got you.
Uhh, one second.
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I’ll be there in about
15 minutes.
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Alright, uhh,
what was you saying, Curtis?
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Steve does wanna
actually purchase
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one of these mugs that says
"Happy Divorce to My Brother".
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If you put heat in ’em,
you can put coffee, tea,
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and they change colors to
whatever you like them to say.
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Yeah, it’s like ‐‐ it’s like
the drink ware
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equivalent
of an aurora borealis.
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Glad you can make jokes
on this day.
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It’s not a joke.
It’s a scientific fact.
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No,
it’s a little witticism. Curtis, this is why things
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aren’t working out, ’cause
you’re always so ‐‐
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You want the ventricle
so bad? Just take it.
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I don’t
You want a piece of your heart gone?
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I don’t care at this point.
You don’t? No.
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I just want to be rid of her.
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Well, Curtis is asking for
a piece of Charlene’s face.
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No, I wasn’t.
Trust me, Curtis.
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This is how we
play hard balls.
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I don’t want to
play hard ball.
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Yeah, and I really don’t want
to lose face.
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I mean, you can stand
to lose a little.
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I accept!
I accept your ‐‐ the affidavit.
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You signed an affidavit.
But, uh, cousin Avi, we have ‐‐
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we have a whole David.
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Yeah, we ‐‐
we have a whole David.
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Write your maiden name
when you do that.
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Charlene Bradley.
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That’s that.
We’ve been ‐‐
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But, you know,
when in Hollywood,
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when something is over,
they say "That’s a wrap!"
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And here today,
I’d like to say ‐‐
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That’s a wrap on Bradley!
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Uh.
That’s a wrap on Bradley!
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Um,
is my schedule the same?
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It’s just pick‐ups.
Otherwise we’re wrapped.
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Will the e‐mail
say otherwise?
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Sor‐Sorry ‐‐
Then we’re done with the scene?
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Did you sign a larger thing,
cousin Avi?
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What, you mean like a voice‐over
contract?
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Yeah, let’s f‐forget it ‐‐
let’s break every wall.
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Let’s break the fifth wall.
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00:09:45,552 --> 00:09:46,992
Wait, are we ‐‐ umm.
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This is all being recorded.
Of course it is!
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No, I mean like, I‐I thought,
are we done with this scene?
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It’s all recorded.
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I thought we weren’t
in character.
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It doesn’t matter!
The no‐‐
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The whole notion
is that anything
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that is said
can go in the show.
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00:10:01,334 --> 00:10:02,974
That’s the joke, we get it.
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00:10:02,969 --> 00:10:06,009
Bradley, you do realize
I can’t talk directly to Dave
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unless we’re on the phone.
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00:10:07,073 --> 00:10:09,713
I don’t know what you are
talking about.
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00:10:09,709 --> 00:10:12,279
Divorce is hard
on everybody around us.
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Who’s hard on? What?
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How we doing, guys?
Pretty good.
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00:10:15,181 --> 00:10:16,851
How are you
doing tonight? Doing alright.
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I just got divorced.
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Sounds like I’m doing
better than you.
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Okay. I’m gonna have
ten thermo‐nuclear.
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Nucular. And then a lot of, uh,
blue cheese on the side.
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And I would like
all flats.
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T‐T‐There’s an up‐charge
for that.
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And for me, all drums.
Make it double.
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And up‐‐ up‐charge
on that as well.
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That’s a great thing
about us as brothers.
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We like different parts
of the meat.
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And we’re willing to spend
money to specialize.
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Works for me.
Better tip.
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I’m gonna take my brother to
me‐‐ move into my condo.
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Downtown condo?
We‐‐
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Actually I live
in French North America.
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[ Laughs ]
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You think that’s funny?
You bigot.
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Curtis, we’re leaving here.
It’s uh ‐‐ It’s changed ‐‐ It’s changed ‐‐
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No, this is full of racists
and bigots.
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It’s changed a lot
in the last few years.
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It’s not as bad anymore.
Let me show you
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what we got in French
North America.
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We’ve got pastries
and foie‐gras and terrines.
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00:11:07,967 --> 00:11:10,837
Hell, the s‐‐ the stones
are made of cobble.
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Ah [bleep]
The stones are made of cobble.
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The streets!
Oh.
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And look, the birds
fall down to say hi. [ Distant screaming ]
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And look, they sleep
comfortably on the floor
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’cause it’s so safe.
You sure they’re not dead?
295
00:11:21,047 --> 00:11:23,217
How’d you get here with us?
I had to give it a chance.
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00:11:23,216 --> 00:11:25,746
What? French North America?
You s‐‐ you sold me on it.
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[ Screaming continues ]
What’s that beautiful sound?
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Oh, God, that’s beautiful!
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Pink gas levels are rising.
We’re just 42 days away
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from the big event.
What a beautiful sound!
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♪ When you fall in love ♪
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♪ It always ends the same ♪
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♪ Cuz you lose when you love ♪
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♪ Yeah, you lose your love
to love ♪
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♪
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