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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,251 --> 00:00:03,396 - [elevator dings] - You can't disappear for 10 years, 2 00:00:03,420 --> 00:00:07,066 then show up and start dragging up a bunch of shit from when we were kids! 3 00:00:07,090 --> 00:00:09,068 If you see me around the building, act like you don't know me 4 00:00:09,092 --> 00:00:10,778 - because you don't. - Happily. 5 00:00:10,802 --> 00:00:12,739 They're cleaning out Tim Kono's apartment tomorrow, 6 00:00:12,763 --> 00:00:15,909 so we're gonna look around for clues before everything's gone. 7 00:00:15,933 --> 00:00:18,453 - I see you're a musician. - Oh, good eye. 8 00:00:18,477 --> 00:00:21,623 Is that your bassoon I hear playing through the courtyard every night? 9 00:00:21,647 --> 00:00:24,250 It's lovely. I think of it as the sound of the Arconia. 10 00:00:24,274 --> 00:00:26,794 Oh, that's really sweet. [Laughs] 11 00:00:26,818 --> 00:00:28,087 Well, hello there, Sting! 12 00:00:28,111 --> 00:00:30,715 [Winnie sniffing] Winnie, don't stand so close to Sting. 13 00:00:30,739 --> 00:00:34,135 She's just on edge after that upsetting death the other night. 14 00:00:34,159 --> 00:00:36,346 Are you suggesting I had something to do with that? 15 00:00:36,370 --> 00:00:38,348 - No, no, no, no. I... - Please, your dog. 16 00:00:38,372 --> 00:00:41,351 Control him! I don't like dogs. 17 00:00:41,375 --> 00:00:42,353 Oh... 18 00:00:42,377 --> 00:00:45,379 ♪ 19 00:00:46,547 --> 00:00:48,858 [labored breathing] Winnie? 20 00:00:48,882 --> 00:00:51,260 [whimpering] Who would do this to you? 21 00:00:52,594 --> 00:00:53,794 [whines] 22 00:00:57,975 --> 00:00:59,935 [woman trilling, clears throat] 23 00:01:01,061 --> 00:01:03,957 CINDA CANNING: Testing, testing. 24 00:01:03,981 --> 00:01:06,835 ♪ 25 00:01:06,859 --> 00:01:08,819 [puts down glass] We good? 26 00:01:14,408 --> 00:01:15,608 [exhales] 27 00:01:35,304 --> 00:01:37,306 [loud crunch, chewing] 28 00:01:38,724 --> 00:01:41,852 I don't need to hear it right now. 29 00:01:46,064 --> 00:01:49,252 Who doesn't love a second chance? 30 00:01:49,276 --> 00:01:50,753 Another shot at righting 31 00:01:50,777 --> 00:01:53,405 some painful mistake that's haunted you? 32 00:01:54,323 --> 00:01:56,801 Or at healing the wounds you may have inflicted. 33 00:01:56,825 --> 00:01:58,761 Will? WILL: Yeah. 34 00:01:58,785 --> 00:02:00,889 I got here as fast as I could. Where's Winnie? 35 00:02:00,913 --> 00:02:03,057 - Get in, get in. - Just in there. Hurry! Go! 36 00:02:03,081 --> 00:02:04,475 Just run! WILL: Calm down. Relax! Relax! 37 00:02:04,499 --> 00:02:07,604 CANNING: But a second chance always comes with risk. 38 00:02:07,628 --> 00:02:09,981 What the fuck is GM? 39 00:02:10,005 --> 00:02:12,508 CANNING: You might make the same mistake again. 40 00:02:13,634 --> 00:02:16,637 Or you might make a worse one. [phone buzzing] 41 00:02:20,224 --> 00:02:23,227 [phone buzzing] 42 00:02:24,436 --> 00:02:25,636 [text chimes] 43 00:02:26,021 --> 00:02:29,000 ♪ lively theme song playing ♪ 44 00:02:29,024 --> 00:02:32,027 [vocalizing] 45 00:03:17,239 --> 00:03:19,676 Oliver? OLIVER: I'm in here! 46 00:03:19,700 --> 00:03:22,428 Hey, what happened? Are you okay? 47 00:03:22,452 --> 00:03:24,973 - The killer poisoned my dog. - What? 48 00:03:24,997 --> 00:03:27,350 OLIVER: My son has her. He's a vet. 49 00:03:27,374 --> 00:03:28,977 She recovered, thank God, 50 00:03:29,001 --> 00:03:32,147 but clearly, we are getting close if they're sending a message to the leader. 51 00:03:32,171 --> 00:03:33,815 Is the leader you? 52 00:03:33,839 --> 00:03:36,067 Did they poison your dog? 53 00:03:36,091 --> 00:03:37,291 They left this. 54 00:03:40,053 --> 00:03:42,782 "End the podcast or I end you." 55 00:03:42,806 --> 00:03:44,701 OLIVER: What if Winnie had died? 56 00:03:44,725 --> 00:03:46,161 It would be on me again. 57 00:03:46,185 --> 00:03:47,829 And my stupid 58 00:03:47,853 --> 00:03:50,331 goddamn visionary ambitions. 59 00:03:50,355 --> 00:03:53,543 Okay, whoever poisoned Winnie clearly killed Tim, 60 00:03:53,567 --> 00:03:55,253 so who did this? OLIVER: Gather 'round. 61 00:03:55,277 --> 00:03:56,880 Look, I'm gonna record this. 62 00:03:56,904 --> 00:03:58,548 So... [clears throat] 63 00:03:58,572 --> 00:04:01,617 I know this seems impossible, it's bananas, but... 64 00:04:02,159 --> 00:04:05,847 I think there's a very strong chance that the person who poisoned Winnie 65 00:04:05,871 --> 00:04:08,892 was, and-and this gives me no pleasure 66 00:04:08,916 --> 00:04:10,977 in saying this 67 00:04:11,001 --> 00:04:12,878 musical superstar Sting. 68 00:04:14,713 --> 00:04:16,757 The guy from U2? 69 00:04:17,299 --> 00:04:18,902 - Are you kidding me? - Sting. 70 00:04:18,926 --> 00:04:21,738 - The Police? Roxanne? - OLIVER: Every Breath You Take, 71 00:04:21,762 --> 00:04:23,990 only one of the biggest love songs of all time? 72 00:04:24,014 --> 00:04:25,408 Who educated you? 73 00:04:25,432 --> 00:04:27,702 - Oh, now I know. - He did Sledgehammer. 74 00:04:27,726 --> 00:04:29,412 - Ah! Peter Gabriel! - That's Peter Gabriel! 75 00:04:29,436 --> 00:04:32,332 Guys, I know who Sting is! 76 00:04:32,356 --> 00:04:35,168 And by the way, Every Breath You Take is no love song. 77 00:04:35,192 --> 00:04:37,879 It's about a jealous stalker and surveillance, 78 00:04:37,903 --> 00:04:40,531 and it actually seems like it was written by a 79 00:04:41,240 --> 00:04:43,218 - killer. - Oliver, 80 00:04:43,242 --> 00:04:45,929 look, I know you would love to have a celebrity killer, 81 00:04:45,953 --> 00:04:48,348 but Sting did not murder Tim Kono. 82 00:04:48,372 --> 00:04:50,683 Oh my God. BOTH: What? 83 00:04:50,707 --> 00:04:53,311 "Sting loses millions. 84 00:04:53,335 --> 00:04:56,022 "Funds mismanaged by his former investment firm 85 00:04:56,046 --> 00:04:58,048 Wright & Ogilvy." 86 00:04:59,258 --> 00:05:02,111 That's Tim's old firm. [Gasps] 87 00:05:02,135 --> 00:05:04,239 - Wait a minute, wait a minute. - Didn't dead cat guy 88 00:05:04,263 --> 00:05:06,741 say that Tim Kono got fired because he lost 89 00:05:06,765 --> 00:05:08,743 some big client's money? 90 00:05:08,767 --> 00:05:11,478 Tim Kono lost Sting's money. 91 00:05:12,104 --> 00:05:13,706 It's always about the money! 92 00:05:13,730 --> 00:05:15,566 This is exactly like Die Hard! 93 00:05:16,149 --> 00:05:18,378 Could it be this simple though? 94 00:05:18,402 --> 00:05:21,965 Tim just got murdered by some pissed-off client? 95 00:05:21,989 --> 00:05:23,341 CHARLES: Oh boy! 96 00:05:23,365 --> 00:05:25,885 Sting is on Ursula's list of people who were in the building 97 00:05:25,909 --> 00:05:27,303 the night of Tim's murder, 98 00:05:27,327 --> 00:05:30,473 and on her list of people who stayed during the fire alarm. 99 00:05:30,497 --> 00:05:31,999 How did you miss that? 100 00:05:32,457 --> 00:05:33,768 Because it was Sting! 101 00:05:33,792 --> 00:05:37,105 I figured he stayed behind to write some fucking masterpiece. 102 00:05:37,129 --> 00:05:40,400 Guys, this is actually something. 103 00:05:40,424 --> 00:05:41,717 Okay, and if it is... 104 00:05:42,634 --> 00:05:46,030 [clears throat] We have hit the mother lode. 105 00:05:46,054 --> 00:05:49,850 Rock icon Sting is a dog-poisoning murderer. 106 00:05:50,350 --> 00:05:52,561 He's like the next OJ. 107 00:05:53,020 --> 00:05:55,748 A hot Buddhist OJ. 108 00:05:55,772 --> 00:05:58,877 I will say this is our strongest suspect yet, next to tie-dye guy. 109 00:05:58,901 --> 00:06:01,588 - Enough with tie-dye guy! - We cannot forget about tie-dye guy! 110 00:06:01,612 --> 00:06:04,132 But if we're gonna go down this road, we need some advice. 111 00:06:04,156 --> 00:06:06,450 With someone this big, you only get one shot. 112 00:06:06,992 --> 00:06:08,511 We need Cinda Canning. 113 00:06:08,535 --> 00:06:09,929 MABEL: Uh, well, 114 00:06:09,953 --> 00:06:12,015 sure. I mean, who wouldn't want 115 00:06:12,039 --> 00:06:15,560 the Queen of Murder Podcasts, but how? 116 00:06:15,584 --> 00:06:18,354 Well, I could work my connections. I do know that we go 117 00:06:18,378 --> 00:06:20,339 to the same cupcake store. 118 00:06:21,006 --> 00:06:23,067 I think I can do better than that. 119 00:06:23,091 --> 00:06:24,111 ♪ 120 00:06:24,135 --> 00:06:25,570 Try that again. 121 00:06:25,594 --> 00:06:27,947 I think I can do better than that. 122 00:06:27,971 --> 00:06:30,742 Okay, maybe I can cut these two together and 123 00:06:30,766 --> 00:06:32,368 then redo it. 124 00:06:32,392 --> 00:06:33,592 [knocking] 125 00:06:36,438 --> 00:06:38,958 - Charles, hi. - Hey, Arnav, how's it going? 126 00:06:38,982 --> 00:06:42,778 - Good. Nice to see you. It's funny. - Uh, Anaya was just FaceTiming with Lucy. 127 00:06:43,278 --> 00:06:44,964 She asked about you. 128 00:06:44,988 --> 00:06:46,716 Oh. Th-that's nice. 129 00:06:46,740 --> 00:06:50,094 So, anyway, so I have this faint memory 130 00:06:50,118 --> 00:06:52,805 that you're parent friends with Cinda Canning? 131 00:06:52,829 --> 00:06:55,433 Something about circus arts class Tuesday morning? 132 00:06:55,457 --> 00:06:57,685 Uh, yeah. That's exactly what it is. 133 00:06:57,709 --> 00:07:00,128 Well, you know, I'm working on this podcast... 134 00:07:00,838 --> 00:07:02,607 I mean, we're not that close. 135 00:07:02,631 --> 00:07:04,776 You know, I don't want to put you in a weird position, 136 00:07:04,800 --> 00:07:07,654 but this podcast is the first thing that's 137 00:07:07,678 --> 00:07:11,265 really got my juices flowing in a long time. 138 00:07:12,391 --> 00:07:14,994 - Yeah. Sure. - Hey. Really? 139 00:07:15,018 --> 00:07:17,563 I'm sure she'd be happy to help the next generation. 140 00:07:17,938 --> 00:07:20,774 Or anyone looking to learn. 141 00:07:21,900 --> 00:07:22,920 Thank you. 142 00:07:22,944 --> 00:07:24,963 ♪ 143 00:07:24,987 --> 00:07:26,798 So, um... 144 00:07:26,822 --> 00:07:28,615 Lucy seems happy? 145 00:07:29,366 --> 00:07:30,784 She does. 146 00:07:31,493 --> 00:07:33,179 That's good. 147 00:07:33,203 --> 00:07:34,705 Thanks again. 148 00:07:40,961 --> 00:07:43,356 - I can't believe you got us this meeting. - Yeah. 149 00:07:43,380 --> 00:07:45,733 Well, I did. And I think I should run it, too, 150 00:07:45,757 --> 00:07:48,278 because we need this one thing to run smoothly, okay? 151 00:07:48,302 --> 00:07:50,321 - Okay. Sure. - Alright. If you think that's smart. 152 00:07:50,345 --> 00:07:52,407 And if we go in there yelling, "Sting is a killer,". 153 00:07:52,431 --> 00:07:54,556 Cinda's gonna think we're lunatics. [elevator dings] 154 00:07:54,850 --> 00:07:56,351 Oh. Hi. 155 00:07:57,728 --> 00:08:00,355 - H-hi. I mean, hi. - I said, I said, hi. Ha! 156 00:08:01,857 --> 00:08:03,585 [doors shut] 157 00:08:03,609 --> 00:08:06,671 Hi. We met on another elevator. 158 00:08:06,695 --> 00:08:08,923 Hello. JAN: Right. 159 00:08:08,947 --> 00:08:10,800 You two do this a lot? 160 00:08:10,824 --> 00:08:13,827 - Oh, just on the weekends. - [laughter] 161 00:08:15,120 --> 00:08:16,723 Well, you're dolled up. 162 00:08:16,747 --> 00:08:19,374 Man only dresses like that when he's off to see a woman. 163 00:08:19,791 --> 00:08:22,187 Well, uh, yeah. 164 00:08:22,211 --> 00:08:23,813 Yeah, I-I guess I am. 165 00:08:23,837 --> 00:08:26,065 For a business meeting. 166 00:08:26,089 --> 00:08:28,568 Yes. Uh, that's correct. 167 00:08:28,592 --> 00:08:31,136 And I can see you're going to be a 168 00:08:31,678 --> 00:08:33,907 a sexy bassoonist. 169 00:08:33,931 --> 00:08:36,743 Based on your shirt only! Uh, not based 170 00:08:36,767 --> 00:08:39,770 I'm gonna stop you before you accidentally say I'm not sexy. 171 00:08:40,729 --> 00:08:42,832 [quietly] Please, stop me. 172 00:08:42,856 --> 00:08:45,025 Someone stop me. 173 00:08:46,276 --> 00:08:47,379 [elevator dings] 174 00:08:47,403 --> 00:08:49,005 ♪ 175 00:08:49,029 --> 00:08:52,383 - Well, it was nice seeing you again. - You, too. 176 00:08:52,407 --> 00:08:54,785 Hope to hear your playing tonight like always? 177 00:08:55,994 --> 00:08:57,996 You'll hear me bassooner or later. 178 00:08:59,039 --> 00:09:00,239 [Oliver chuckles] 179 00:09:01,041 --> 00:09:03,853 Well, someone was a little flirty. 180 00:09:03,877 --> 00:09:05,772 MABEL: It was a lot of bassoon jokes, 181 00:09:05,796 --> 00:09:08,399 - but she's cute. You should ask her out. - Mm-hmm. 182 00:09:08,423 --> 00:09:11,194 Oh. Nah, I'm too set in my ways. 183 00:09:11,218 --> 00:09:13,571 Plus someone in the building, if it doesn't work out... 184 00:09:13,595 --> 00:09:15,949 Now's not a good time, so. MABEL: Right. 185 00:09:15,973 --> 00:09:17,992 You should wait. Plenty of time. 186 00:09:18,016 --> 00:09:20,519 You know, 70 is the new 40. [Oliver snorts] 187 00:09:21,728 --> 00:09:23,981 I want you to be less mean. 188 00:09:25,858 --> 00:09:27,544 I know you do. 189 00:09:27,568 --> 00:09:30,571 ♪ 190 00:09:47,379 --> 00:09:48,630 Hello! 191 00:09:49,506 --> 00:09:51,860 ALL [overlapping] Hello! Hi! Hi! 192 00:09:51,884 --> 00:09:54,362 CHARLES: Hi... Whoa! OLIVER: Oh my God! 193 00:09:54,386 --> 00:09:56,656 - Hello, how are you? - Thank you so much for taking the time. 194 00:09:56,680 --> 00:10:00,285 - We're huge fans. - Oh, please. Go on. 195 00:10:00,309 --> 00:10:01,370 [laughs] 196 00:10:01,394 --> 00:10:03,353 Really, you're the reason I care about murder. 197 00:10:03,562 --> 00:10:05,665 - And you're the reason we all met! - It's true. 198 00:10:05,689 --> 00:10:08,459 And the lengths that you have gone to while undercover. 199 00:10:08,483 --> 00:10:12,380 The time you were buried in raw sewage for eight hours? 200 00:10:12,404 --> 00:10:15,175 You know what it feels like to be buried up to your chest in sewage? 201 00:10:15,199 --> 00:10:16,399 What? 202 00:10:16,909 --> 00:10:18,261 Like a Peabody! 203 00:10:18,285 --> 00:10:20,305 [laughter] 204 00:10:20,329 --> 00:10:21,931 Oh, that-that's clever. 205 00:10:21,955 --> 00:10:25,209 - Cinda won the Peabody in 2018, ha. - And again in 2020. 206 00:10:26,084 --> 00:10:28,480 MABEL: Yes. OLIVER: Ah. Cinda, 207 00:10:28,504 --> 00:10:29,731 as I know you know, I'm a director, 208 00:10:29,755 --> 00:10:31,232 so I can't help... Sorry to interrupt. 209 00:10:31,256 --> 00:10:32,817 The call is in, Cinda. Line two. 210 00:10:32,841 --> 00:10:34,176 Thank you, Cindy. 211 00:10:35,302 --> 00:10:38,138 - There are three of them. - It's a value pack. 212 00:10:41,016 --> 00:10:43,244 CINDA: I'm so sorry to have to take this. It's just, 213 00:10:43,268 --> 00:10:45,038 uh, well, it's silly really. We just... 214 00:10:45,062 --> 00:10:46,956 We may or may not be 215 00:10:46,980 --> 00:10:49,584 about to get bought for $30 million. 216 00:10:49,608 --> 00:10:50,877 - What? - Whoa. 217 00:10:50,901 --> 00:10:53,111 - Take it. - Hello! 218 00:10:53,904 --> 00:10:55,840 What will it mean to get "bought"? 219 00:10:55,864 --> 00:10:58,051 She won't stop making podcasts, will she? 220 00:10:58,075 --> 00:10:59,928 Uh, what they're buying is her. 221 00:10:59,952 --> 00:11:02,621 OLIVER: Oh. Of course. CHARLES: Ah 222 00:11:03,413 --> 00:11:04,974 [hangs up] So, you want 223 00:11:04,998 --> 00:11:06,559 to make a podcast. 224 00:11:06,583 --> 00:11:09,479 I usually steer aspiring podcasters 225 00:11:09,503 --> 00:11:12,315 to a course at SUNY Oneonta. 226 00:11:12,339 --> 00:11:14,609 It's taught by a former assistant of mine... 227 00:11:14,633 --> 00:11:17,237 Well, well, well, we're not complete novices. In fact, 228 00:11:17,261 --> 00:11:19,614 we are already working on 229 00:11:19,638 --> 00:11:22,826 a murder podcast, and we've already come across something 230 00:11:22,850 --> 00:11:24,994 - really huge. - Wait, wait, just go back. 231 00:11:25,018 --> 00:11:27,705 Did you, uh, you know the, uh, 30 million? 232 00:11:27,729 --> 00:11:29,040 So glad you asked that. 233 00:11:29,064 --> 00:11:32,460 Uh, yes. We have been acquired. 234 00:11:32,484 --> 00:11:34,254 Big day. CHARLES: Whoa... 235 00:11:34,278 --> 00:11:36,798 So, you were on to something huge. 236 00:11:36,822 --> 00:11:39,551 - It involves a major celebrity. - Whom we cannot divulge. 237 00:11:39,575 --> 00:11:42,053 Suffice it to say, he'll be watching you. 238 00:11:42,077 --> 00:11:45,056 - I don't get the reference, I'm sorry. - OLIVER: He thinks 239 00:11:45,080 --> 00:11:46,915 every little thing you do is magic. 240 00:11:48,458 --> 00:11:49,835 Sting. 241 00:11:50,586 --> 00:11:52,522 And he poisoned my dog. Sir Sting. 242 00:11:52,546 --> 00:11:56,109 - Sting! - From The Police, ironically. 243 00:11:56,133 --> 00:11:57,278 I know it sounds crazy. 244 00:11:57,302 --> 00:12:00,446 I'm sorry. Did you say he-he poisoned your dog? 245 00:12:00,470 --> 00:12:02,764 Well, it was a message to the leader. 246 00:12:04,224 --> 00:12:07,060 Poppy, give me a tagline for a show where Sting is the killer. 247 00:12:07,811 --> 00:12:09,581 - [deep voice] - We should've suspected 248 00:12:09,605 --> 00:12:11,708 when we entered the hornet's nest 249 00:12:11,732 --> 00:12:14,085 we wouldn't escape without... 250 00:12:14,109 --> 00:12:15,212 a sting. 251 00:12:15,236 --> 00:12:16,671 CHARLES/OLIVER: Ooh. 252 00:12:16,695 --> 00:12:18,548 She's really got the voice down, doesn't she? 253 00:12:18,572 --> 00:12:20,115 And the writing will come! 254 00:12:21,325 --> 00:12:23,076 So, you were saying... 255 00:12:23,493 --> 00:12:26,973 Well, you know, we need your advice on how to get Sting to sit down with us. 256 00:12:26,997 --> 00:12:29,249 Right. How do we get in? 257 00:12:30,125 --> 00:12:32,228 Okay, well, with a public person, 258 00:12:32,252 --> 00:12:35,732 the key is to enter in a way that disarms them. 259 00:12:35,756 --> 00:12:37,484 For example, with OK, 260 00:12:37,508 --> 00:12:39,903 I was able to get the mayor's confession 261 00:12:39,927 --> 00:12:43,055 by showing up at his house with a fully cooked turkey. 262 00:12:43,430 --> 00:12:45,742 - Of course. - A turkey. 263 00:12:45,766 --> 00:12:48,519 Who turns someone away who has cooked them a 19-pound turkey? 264 00:12:48,936 --> 00:12:51,372 - We bring Sting a turkey? - CINDA: Well, I mean, 265 00:12:51,396 --> 00:12:54,417 find your version of turkey. OLIVER: Oh, yes, yes, yes. 266 00:12:54,441 --> 00:12:57,462 - Of course. That's so helpful. - We just don't wanna make a mess of this. 267 00:12:57,486 --> 00:12:59,947 Ah-ha! Lean in for the nugget, folks. 268 00:13:02,074 --> 00:13:03,617 Are you ready for the nugget? 269 00:13:04,993 --> 00:13:06,930 Embrace the mess. 270 00:13:06,954 --> 00:13:08,539 That's where the good stuff lives. 271 00:13:09,289 --> 00:13:11,559 - [heavy sigh] - I love you so much. 272 00:13:11,583 --> 00:13:13,728 ♪ 273 00:13:13,752 --> 00:13:16,421 CHARLES: Embrace the mess. 274 00:13:17,339 --> 00:13:19,400 That's beautiful. 275 00:13:19,424 --> 00:13:21,426 ♪ 276 00:13:25,806 --> 00:13:28,809 [distant siren blaring] 277 00:13:32,563 --> 00:13:35,166 What? You think I can't do it? 278 00:13:35,190 --> 00:13:36,626 Did you not see what I did today? 279 00:13:36,650 --> 00:13:39,653 ♪ Bassoon playing ♪ 280 00:13:47,244 --> 00:13:50,247 [traffic noise] 281 00:13:57,129 --> 00:14:00,132 ♪ Bassoon continues ♪ 282 00:14:08,724 --> 00:14:12,060 ♪ concertina playing ♪ ♪ bassoon stops ♪ 283 00:14:14,563 --> 00:14:17,566 ♪ bassoon continues ♪ 284 00:14:21,904 --> 00:14:24,239 ♪ playing If You're Happy And You Know It ♪ 285 00:14:25,699 --> 00:14:29,119 ♪ responding ♪ 286 00:14:29,703 --> 00:14:31,848 ♪ call ♪ 287 00:14:31,872 --> 00:14:33,725 ♪ response ♪ 288 00:14:33,749 --> 00:14:37,169 ♪ playing in harmony ♪ 289 00:14:37,753 --> 00:14:40,190 [inaudible] 290 00:14:40,214 --> 00:14:43,693 ♪ Bassoon playing Da Ya Think I'm Sexy? ♪ 291 00:14:43,717 --> 00:14:45,511 [laughs] 292 00:14:48,514 --> 00:14:51,808 ♪ Playing in harmony ♪ 293 00:14:57,022 --> 00:14:59,525 ♪ concertina playing Take Me Out To The Ball Game ♪ 294 00:15:13,872 --> 00:15:15,072 [stops playing] 295 00:15:17,292 --> 00:15:18,836 [knocking] 296 00:15:22,214 --> 00:15:23,414 [concertina wheezes] 297 00:15:28,762 --> 00:15:29,962 [laughs] 298 00:15:33,517 --> 00:15:36,454 - [elevator dings] - Hate when people say hhhummus. 299 00:15:36,478 --> 00:15:38,790 It's hummus. You just relax it. 300 00:15:38,814 --> 00:15:41,543 So you, like, never eat an actual meal. 301 00:15:41,567 --> 00:15:44,337 - Dips are an actual meal. - I keep telling you this. 302 00:15:44,361 --> 00:15:47,131 And no dish washing. It's all containers and fingers. 303 00:15:47,155 --> 00:15:48,657 Gross. [Knocking] 304 00:15:53,829 --> 00:15:55,014 Fuck off. 305 00:15:55,038 --> 00:15:56,290 [knocking] 306 00:16:02,504 --> 00:16:04,691 We're here to brainstorm on what our turkey should be. 307 00:16:04,715 --> 00:16:06,717 What do we bring Sting? 308 00:16:07,801 --> 00:16:09,404 I actually have plans. 309 00:16:09,428 --> 00:16:11,322 [sniffing] Are you wearing cologne? 310 00:16:11,346 --> 00:16:13,158 MABEL: Wait, are you going on a date? 311 00:16:13,182 --> 00:16:15,910 Did you ask out sexy bassoonist? 312 00:16:15,934 --> 00:16:17,745 OLIVER: Really?! 313 00:16:17,769 --> 00:16:19,372 MABEL: [laughs] This is so cool! 314 00:16:19,396 --> 00:16:22,083 What are the plans? I feel like I need to approve them. 315 00:16:22,107 --> 00:16:25,545 Excuse me. I have been dating decades longer than you've been alive, 316 00:16:25,569 --> 00:16:28,155 and I'm especially expert at first dates. 317 00:16:30,532 --> 00:16:33,720 Because that's what I mostly have. 318 00:16:33,744 --> 00:16:35,305 Oh, bubbeleh. 319 00:16:35,329 --> 00:16:36,598 What's wrong? 320 00:16:36,622 --> 00:16:38,747 Give the weight to the young people. We can bear it. 321 00:16:39,041 --> 00:16:42,228 I just... I just find dating exhausting. I think, 322 00:16:42,252 --> 00:16:44,898 what do you share? What do you not share? 323 00:16:44,922 --> 00:16:48,526 And if it works out, scary. If it doesn't work out, scary. 324 00:16:48,550 --> 00:16:50,695 After every date, I just want to go home 325 00:16:50,719 --> 00:16:53,573 and plant my face in a pillow and never go out again. 326 00:16:53,597 --> 00:16:55,867 - Oh... Jesus. - Okay. Wow. 327 00:16:55,891 --> 00:16:59,704 You need to relax, okay? Just have fun. Laugh. Flirt. 328 00:16:59,728 --> 00:17:02,081 Isn't it insulting to flirt now? 329 00:17:02,105 --> 00:17:03,416 Well, who the hell knows? 330 00:17:03,440 --> 00:17:07,086 Suddenly, it's rude to tell a secretary she looks pretty in a pair of slacks. 331 00:17:07,110 --> 00:17:09,488 No. To that whole sentence. 332 00:17:10,239 --> 00:17:11,758 OLIVER: Compliment her purse. 333 00:17:11,782 --> 00:17:13,927 If it isn't on their body, you can like it. 334 00:17:13,951 --> 00:17:17,287 No. Again, to every word that's coming out of your mouth. 335 00:17:17,829 --> 00:17:18,933 Listen, 336 00:17:18,957 --> 00:17:21,184 I'm really glad you're doing this. 337 00:17:21,208 --> 00:17:24,002 Being alone in life is making you a little weird. 338 00:17:24,545 --> 00:17:25,814 Thank you? 339 00:17:25,838 --> 00:17:27,482 Just try not to nosebleed all over her. 340 00:17:27,506 --> 00:17:29,383 OLIVER: [laughs] That would be bad. 341 00:17:30,467 --> 00:17:33,905 Okay, can I please have my hair guy come do you? 342 00:17:33,929 --> 00:17:35,907 Trim the ear lobes at least. They're 343 00:17:35,931 --> 00:17:38,701 ♪ soft piano music ♪ 344 00:17:38,725 --> 00:17:41,937 [restaurant chatter] 345 00:17:46,692 --> 00:17:49,337 JAN: So, I kinda had two childhoods. 346 00:17:49,361 --> 00:17:52,155 One where I was a happy only child with married parents, 347 00:17:52,823 --> 00:17:54,342 and a second one 348 00:17:54,366 --> 00:17:57,303 where I had an absent father and a new half-sister, 349 00:17:57,327 --> 00:18:00,390 who somehow could do no wrong. 350 00:18:00,414 --> 00:18:02,517 Who stole both my dad and the flute, 351 00:18:02,541 --> 00:18:05,311 leaving me the bassoon, my second choice. 352 00:18:05,335 --> 00:18:07,814 So, you and the bassoon were clearly meant to be. 353 00:18:07,838 --> 00:18:11,025 [soft laugh] Is your sister first chair of anything? 354 00:18:11,049 --> 00:18:12,027 [laughs] 355 00:18:12,051 --> 00:18:14,052 I can't believe I told you all that. 356 00:18:16,263 --> 00:18:19,308 I think your body language makes me feel very comfortable. 357 00:18:19,683 --> 00:18:22,203 Ha. Ha... 358 00:18:22,227 --> 00:18:24,289 Wha-what about it? 359 00:18:24,313 --> 00:18:27,333 I took a class on non-verbal communication, 360 00:18:27,357 --> 00:18:30,795 and people who keep their hands up uncrossed on the table, like you were... 361 00:18:30,819 --> 00:18:34,323 - Mm-hmm. - Are considered more trustworthy. 362 00:18:35,157 --> 00:18:37,117 No one trusts a person who clasps their hands. 363 00:18:38,368 --> 00:18:39,762 Well, yeah. I get that. 364 00:18:39,786 --> 00:18:42,265 Palms up. Very comforting. 365 00:18:42,289 --> 00:18:44,100 Oh yeah. Well, that's, uh, 366 00:18:44,124 --> 00:18:45,852 the Last Supper pose. 367 00:18:45,876 --> 00:18:47,896 No one more comforting than Jesus. 368 00:18:47,920 --> 00:18:49,647 But, you wouldn't wanna date Jesus 369 00:18:49,671 --> 00:18:51,733 because you'd just be worshiping him all the time. 370 00:18:51,757 --> 00:18:53,842 [both laugh] 371 00:18:54,801 --> 00:18:56,512 So, um 372 00:18:57,346 --> 00:18:58,698 - tell me more. - Um... 373 00:18:58,722 --> 00:19:00,116 ♪ piano continues ♪ 374 00:19:00,140 --> 00:19:03,745 The being second thing for me is kind of a theme. 375 00:19:03,769 --> 00:19:07,248 So, the last guy I was dating never put me first. 376 00:19:07,272 --> 00:19:09,334 I mean, he wouldn't let me order food first. 377 00:19:09,358 --> 00:19:12,420 If we both had to pee, he'd pee first. I mean, whatever. 378 00:19:12,444 --> 00:19:14,172 My therapist says 379 00:19:14,196 --> 00:19:16,007 we're all driven to recreate 380 00:19:16,031 --> 00:19:18,051 the dynamic of our first wound, 381 00:19:18,075 --> 00:19:20,077 so we can change the ending. 382 00:19:21,203 --> 00:19:23,139 Woof! That was a lot. 383 00:19:23,163 --> 00:19:24,599 [both laugh] 384 00:19:24,623 --> 00:19:26,375 Your turn. 385 00:19:27,459 --> 00:19:29,145 My turn for what? 386 00:19:29,169 --> 00:19:31,439 Well, how did your parents wound you? 387 00:19:31,463 --> 00:19:32,690 Oh! 388 00:19:32,714 --> 00:19:35,092 Tell me about your last relationship. 389 00:19:35,801 --> 00:19:38,321 Oh yeah... [groans] 390 00:19:38,345 --> 00:19:40,615 Well, let's just see here. 391 00:19:40,639 --> 00:19:41,839 Um... 392 00:19:42,349 --> 00:19:44,226 First, um... 393 00:19:45,352 --> 00:19:47,354 My parents were great. Yeah. 394 00:19:48,605 --> 00:19:50,875 And my, uh, last girlfriend, 395 00:19:50,899 --> 00:19:52,836 uh, was 396 00:19:52,860 --> 00:19:55,088 perfectly nice, 397 00:19:55,112 --> 00:19:57,114 and, uh, ended well. 398 00:19:57,823 --> 00:19:59,023 [clears throat] 399 00:19:59,950 --> 00:20:01,618 How's your cheese? 400 00:20:02,703 --> 00:20:04,681 You like the cheese? 401 00:20:04,705 --> 00:20:06,683 Oh, you know what? I love 402 00:20:06,707 --> 00:20:08,876 that purse. It is so unusual. 403 00:20:10,586 --> 00:20:14,357 You know, the sharing of stories is kind of transactional. 404 00:20:14,381 --> 00:20:16,943 When someone gives you a story, 405 00:20:16,967 --> 00:20:20,488 you owe them one of equal or greater value in return. 406 00:20:20,512 --> 00:20:23,575 Oh, so it's my turn to tell you my red flags? 407 00:20:23,599 --> 00:20:25,118 [nervous laugh] 408 00:20:25,142 --> 00:20:28,037 Uh, but I'm not keeping any big secret 409 00:20:28,061 --> 00:20:31,374 or anything like that. It's just not everyone has a ton of baggage. 410 00:20:31,398 --> 00:20:34,711 Not that you have, uh, any more baggage than anyone else! 411 00:20:34,735 --> 00:20:37,672 You have the exact right amount of baggage. 412 00:20:37,696 --> 00:20:40,967 - How we doing? Another round? - I think I'm good. 413 00:20:40,991 --> 00:20:42,969 CHARLES: Yeah! Oh. 414 00:20:42,993 --> 00:20:44,888 CINDA: Sometimes, a second chance 415 00:20:44,912 --> 00:20:47,515 is just another chance to get it wrong. 416 00:20:47,539 --> 00:20:49,392 ♪ 417 00:20:49,416 --> 00:20:50,394 [doorbell rings] 418 00:20:50,418 --> 00:20:52,353 And blowing it twice 419 00:20:52,377 --> 00:20:55,881 can cause you to make some weird choices. 420 00:21:01,136 --> 00:21:04,282 - We're just going with the turkey. - What? 421 00:21:04,306 --> 00:21:06,409 - Sorry to wake you. - The bird's two hours in, 422 00:21:06,433 --> 00:21:08,912 and my oven conked out, so I'm gonna need yours. 423 00:21:08,936 --> 00:21:12,332 'Cause even a killer does not deserve botulism. 424 00:21:12,356 --> 00:21:16,127 Oh my God. I forgot your big date. Is-is she in there? 425 00:21:16,151 --> 00:21:17,712 No, no. I'm alone. 426 00:21:17,736 --> 00:21:19,339 Oh. Mm, sorry. 427 00:21:19,363 --> 00:21:21,966 - Do you want me to leave? - No! I want to solve this murder, 428 00:21:21,990 --> 00:21:24,511 - so catch me up. - Alright. Sting 429 00:21:24,535 --> 00:21:26,179 is on the run. 430 00:21:26,203 --> 00:21:28,681 I heard from Ursula he has moved 431 00:21:28,705 --> 00:21:31,142 his Rainforest Tour up, and is leaving in two days. 432 00:21:31,166 --> 00:21:32,894 Suspicious? 433 00:21:32,918 --> 00:21:35,730 Also, he's renovating his apartment when he's gone 434 00:21:35,754 --> 00:21:38,775 because, apparently, he wants a "fresh start." 435 00:21:38,799 --> 00:21:40,693 I bet he does, right? 436 00:21:40,717 --> 00:21:44,155 Anyway, Mabel has plans in the afternoon, so that only leaves tomorrow morning. 437 00:21:44,179 --> 00:21:46,783 And, you know, at 20 minutes a pound... 438 00:21:46,807 --> 00:21:50,245 So, we're gonna bring Sting a morning turkey? 439 00:21:50,269 --> 00:21:52,247 Ye... I know, it's weird, 440 00:21:52,271 --> 00:21:54,481 but I figure if we also brought coffee... 441 00:21:55,232 --> 00:21:56,543 Yeah, listen. 442 00:21:56,567 --> 00:21:57,752 I know this is nuts... No, no, no. 443 00:21:57,776 --> 00:22:00,547 That's exactly why it'll work. Because it's surprising. 444 00:22:00,571 --> 00:22:03,216 No one ever brings anyone a turkey with bad intentions! 445 00:22:03,240 --> 00:22:05,927 Exactly! Wow. 446 00:22:05,951 --> 00:22:07,762 I am amazed. I didn't think you'd be on board with this. 447 00:22:07,786 --> 00:22:10,557 [laughs] I'm so on board with this. 448 00:22:10,581 --> 00:22:12,267 Because this is how I'm gonna fill 449 00:22:12,291 --> 00:22:14,060 the rest of my days with hobbies, 450 00:22:14,084 --> 00:22:16,146 and my hobby is solving murders. 451 00:22:16,170 --> 00:22:17,856 I'm gonna go on vacation 452 00:22:17,880 --> 00:22:21,609 with murders, and one day, murders are gonna sit by my bed 453 00:22:21,633 --> 00:22:25,137 and feed me broth because I'm losing my swallow reflex. 454 00:22:26,263 --> 00:22:27,657 [growls] 455 00:22:27,681 --> 00:22:30,451 [puts down bottle] We're embracing the mess, right? 456 00:22:30,475 --> 00:22:33,395 So, gimme that baster, and let's make a mess. 457 00:22:34,730 --> 00:22:36,207 ♪ 458 00:22:36,231 --> 00:22:37,376 [grunts] 459 00:22:37,400 --> 00:22:39,443 [street noise] [elevator dings] 460 00:22:43,614 --> 00:22:46,116 Oh my God. Look at this. 461 00:22:47,367 --> 00:22:48,619 Okay. [Clears throat] 462 00:22:52,497 --> 00:22:53,999 - Testing. - It's on, it's on. 463 00:22:57,002 --> 00:22:59,213 - Turkey delivery! - I hope you're hungry! 464 00:23:00,005 --> 00:23:02,066 Anita, are we expecting a turkey? 465 00:23:02,090 --> 00:23:04,402 I hope not! You certainly don't need a second one! 466 00:23:04,426 --> 00:23:05,945 [laughter] 467 00:23:05,969 --> 00:23:07,989 I'm not seeing a turkey on your schedule, sir. 468 00:23:08,013 --> 00:23:10,325 MABEL: So, we live in the building, and we thought 469 00:23:10,349 --> 00:23:12,911 it would be a good community-builder 470 00:23:12,935 --> 00:23:17,081 if every week, we made a turkey and brought it to a neighbor. 471 00:23:17,105 --> 00:23:19,459 So, should we just, uh, leave it here, or should we. 472 00:23:19,483 --> 00:23:22,253 - Are you... - Yes! That's right. CBS, nine seasons. 473 00:23:22,277 --> 00:23:24,756 Wow. Oh, 474 00:23:24,780 --> 00:23:27,383 gee... Oh! 475 00:23:27,407 --> 00:23:29,302 - [strums guitar] - Come in. 476 00:23:29,326 --> 00:23:33,348 Okay, uh, full disclosure. This is actually the first time we've done this, 477 00:23:33,372 --> 00:23:35,850 and now we know how weird it is 478 00:23:35,874 --> 00:23:37,852 that we didn't bring some yams. 479 00:23:37,876 --> 00:23:39,604 [laughs] That's true. 480 00:23:39,628 --> 00:23:41,713 You're the guy doing the podcast. 481 00:23:42,756 --> 00:23:44,442 I am. STING: Look, 482 00:23:44,466 --> 00:23:46,969 I-I'm sorry how I was with your dog. 483 00:23:47,553 --> 00:23:49,054 I was having a rough day. 484 00:23:49,805 --> 00:23:50,908 MABEL: Yeah. 485 00:23:50,932 --> 00:23:53,660 Uh, we heard you knew Tim Kono. 486 00:23:53,684 --> 00:23:55,853 Was he a... good guy? 487 00:23:56,645 --> 00:23:58,647 I didn't know him personally. 488 00:23:59,398 --> 00:24:00,899 He used to work for me. 489 00:24:01,483 --> 00:24:02,683 I fired him. 490 00:24:03,402 --> 00:24:04,879 [emphatically] You fired him? 491 00:24:04,903 --> 00:24:06,714 Why did you do that, Sting? 492 00:24:06,738 --> 00:24:08,115 That's personal. 493 00:24:09,449 --> 00:24:10,649 Sting. 494 00:24:13,537 --> 00:24:17,058 I know that you know that I know what it's like to be famous. 495 00:24:17,082 --> 00:24:19,877 Strangers think they have a right to know our business. 496 00:24:20,794 --> 00:24:22,814 But they never know the real us, 497 00:24:22,838 --> 00:24:24,649 and it's isolating. 498 00:24:24,673 --> 00:24:26,526 It can make us 499 00:24:26,550 --> 00:24:28,343 act poorly. 500 00:24:33,348 --> 00:24:35,684 I feel I'm too close to Sting. 501 00:24:36,226 --> 00:24:38,663 So, on top of that, Sting, 502 00:24:38,687 --> 00:24:41,499 this punk Tim Kono 503 00:24:41,523 --> 00:24:44,419 lost all your money. MABEL: It might just make you 504 00:24:44,443 --> 00:24:46,963 snap. You know, might 505 00:24:46,987 --> 00:24:49,174 make you even murderous. 506 00:24:49,198 --> 00:24:51,593 What are you all getting at? 507 00:24:51,617 --> 00:24:54,220 STING: You think Tim's death is my fault. 508 00:24:54,244 --> 00:24:55,847 ♪ 509 00:24:55,871 --> 00:24:57,071 Well, you're right. 510 00:24:59,499 --> 00:25:00,810 [sighs] I killed him. 511 00:25:00,834 --> 00:25:02,854 Sir... STING: No, Anita, 512 00:25:02,878 --> 00:25:04,546 I need to release this. 513 00:25:06,256 --> 00:25:09,068 I've been so full of rage lately... 514 00:25:09,092 --> 00:25:12,030 The day before Tim's death, I-I screamed at him. 515 00:25:12,054 --> 00:25:15,909 "You fucked me over! You're fired! You should kill yourself!" 516 00:25:15,933 --> 00:25:18,620 And then he did. [Sobs] 517 00:25:18,644 --> 00:25:21,146 And that's why you poisoned my dog! B-b... 518 00:25:22,189 --> 00:25:23,606 Wait, I'm sorry. What did you say? 519 00:25:24,900 --> 00:25:28,588 Okay, I can't believe I even have to say this, but Sting is not a murderer. 520 00:25:28,612 --> 00:25:31,865 - Or a dog poisoner. - So you think Tim was murdered? 521 00:25:32,449 --> 00:25:33,801 I know he was. 522 00:25:33,825 --> 00:25:36,787 Oh my God. What a relief! 523 00:25:37,746 --> 00:25:39,557 I-I've been racked with guilt. 524 00:25:39,581 --> 00:25:41,726 I thought he killed himself because of me. 525 00:25:41,750 --> 00:25:44,312 And... [sighs] You know, th-that's why we've moved the tour up. 526 00:25:44,336 --> 00:25:47,524 That's why we're gutting this apartment, and the building is just 527 00:25:47,548 --> 00:25:50,843 seeped in, in guilt and regret. 528 00:25:51,468 --> 00:25:52,668 [sighs] 529 00:25:54,680 --> 00:25:56,682 It's given me an idea for a song. 530 00:26:00,978 --> 00:26:01,831 ♪ Strums guitar ♪ 531 00:26:01,855 --> 00:26:03,581 ♪ I thought it was me ♪ 532 00:26:03,605 --> 00:26:06,000 ♪ And I was so low ♪ 533 00:26:06,024 --> 00:26:08,378 ♪ But my words didn't put a bullet ♪ 534 00:26:08,402 --> 00:26:10,547 ♪ Into Tim Kono ♪ 535 00:26:10,571 --> 00:26:12,531 ♪ Oh no ♪ 536 00:26:14,992 --> 00:26:17,387 I don't think it's gonna make your best-of album. 537 00:26:17,411 --> 00:26:19,413 Well... Uh, okay... 538 00:26:20,205 --> 00:26:21,891 It's hard writing songs. 539 00:26:21,915 --> 00:26:24,334 - Okay. Thank you for the turkey. - Please 540 00:26:25,002 --> 00:26:26,354 stay away from Sting. 541 00:26:26,378 --> 00:26:28,940 Fuck. Another dead end. 542 00:26:28,964 --> 00:26:31,609 - Well, I could use a drink and a dip. - [clicking buttons] 543 00:26:31,633 --> 00:26:34,136 - Anyone join me? - I'm gonna go for a run. 544 00:26:35,137 --> 00:26:37,115 How about you, Charlie? 545 00:26:37,139 --> 00:26:39,367 Checkers? Chazz! 546 00:26:39,391 --> 00:26:40,910 Sure, fine. 547 00:26:40,934 --> 00:26:43,395 But I have one more mess to embrace first. 548 00:26:50,027 --> 00:26:51,227 [door opens] 549 00:26:52,529 --> 00:26:55,216 My last relationship lasted six years. 550 00:26:55,240 --> 00:26:56,801 We met under false pretenses. 551 00:26:56,825 --> 00:27:00,722 It was at a hot springs in Iceland, on a trip my sister dragged me on. 552 00:27:00,746 --> 00:27:03,641 Now, I hate nature, I hate traveling, 553 00:27:03,665 --> 00:27:05,894 but I didn't tell my ex that. Emma. That's my ex. 554 00:27:05,918 --> 00:27:08,146 So, she thought she was getting 555 00:27:08,170 --> 00:27:11,149 "adventurous actor guy," 556 00:27:11,173 --> 00:27:14,027 so she moved in. And she brought with her 557 00:27:14,051 --> 00:27:16,762 her 7-year-old daughter. Lucy. 558 00:27:17,179 --> 00:27:19,491 I tried to give Lucy some stability. 559 00:27:19,515 --> 00:27:21,409 You know, a-a routine, 560 00:27:21,433 --> 00:27:23,620 and I would cook her favorite omelet in the morning, 561 00:27:23,644 --> 00:27:26,331 and she loved it, and I loved it, 562 00:27:26,355 --> 00:27:29,066 but my ex... didn't. 563 00:27:29,816 --> 00:27:32,670 So, I booked a Caribbean cruise 564 00:27:32,694 --> 00:27:35,048 - for our anniversary. - That's romantic. 565 00:27:35,072 --> 00:27:36,257 Yeah, that's what she thought. 566 00:27:36,281 --> 00:27:38,009 And then I clarified 567 00:27:38,033 --> 00:27:40,244 it was actually a family fun cruise. 568 00:27:41,245 --> 00:27:43,765 So, day three, there was an island tour, 569 00:27:43,789 --> 00:27:46,351 and Lucy and I just wanted to skip it. 570 00:27:46,375 --> 00:27:49,378 But, Emma insisted that Lucy go. 571 00:27:51,004 --> 00:27:52,482 And they never came back. 572 00:27:52,506 --> 00:27:54,108 - They went missing? - No. 573 00:27:54,132 --> 00:27:56,176 They flew home from St. Croix. 574 00:27:56,760 --> 00:27:58,947 So, I stayed on the family fun cruise 575 00:27:58,971 --> 00:28:01,699 for the next five days, alone, 576 00:28:01,723 --> 00:28:03,451 except for Bugs Bunny and Porky Pig, 577 00:28:03,475 --> 00:28:07,080 who I had paid extra to be at our anniversary dinner. 578 00:28:07,104 --> 00:28:08,981 [inaudible] 579 00:28:10,566 --> 00:28:12,126 Emma thought a hard break 580 00:28:12,150 --> 00:28:14,295 would be best for Lucy, 581 00:28:14,319 --> 00:28:17,322 so I really haven't spoken to her since. 582 00:28:18,448 --> 00:28:20,951 And I've been haunted by it. 583 00:28:21,535 --> 00:28:23,579 And by Bugs and Porky. 584 00:28:25,038 --> 00:28:26,599 You know, I don't share this 585 00:28:26,623 --> 00:28:30,836 with people because I'm, frankly, embarrassed by it. 586 00:28:38,302 --> 00:28:41,573 But, I'm telling you this because... 587 00:28:41,597 --> 00:28:42,824 I like you. 588 00:28:42,848 --> 00:28:45,642 And I would like a second date. 589 00:28:46,894 --> 00:28:49,062 Woof. That was a lot. 590 00:28:49,897 --> 00:28:51,398 Woof, woof. 591 00:28:53,233 --> 00:28:54,669 Okay. 592 00:28:54,693 --> 00:28:58,113 But if anyone's wearing an animal suit, it better be you or me. 593 00:28:59,239 --> 00:29:00,439 [laughs] 594 00:29:01,074 --> 00:29:03,452 Thank you. I will call you. 595 00:29:04,369 --> 00:29:05,972 CINDA: What's more dangerous? 596 00:29:05,996 --> 00:29:08,850 Taking advantage of a second chance, 597 00:29:08,874 --> 00:29:10,876 or letting it pass you by? 598 00:29:21,929 --> 00:29:24,848 ♪ 599 00:29:32,105 --> 00:29:34,816 [typing] 600 00:29:45,911 --> 00:29:47,913 [click, typing] 601 00:29:58,465 --> 00:30:00,008 [typing] 602 00:30:02,427 --> 00:30:03,627 [click] 603 00:30:10,310 --> 00:30:12,312 [shuts laptop] [knocking] 604 00:30:14,523 --> 00:30:15,774 [knocking] 605 00:30:18,861 --> 00:30:21,840 - Ah! - What happened? 606 00:30:21,864 --> 00:30:25,009 I shared. I got a second date. 607 00:30:25,033 --> 00:30:27,220 I need to sleep for a month. 608 00:30:27,244 --> 00:30:29,538 Ah! A pillow... 609 00:30:30,664 --> 00:30:33,893 - No, no, no, no. This is good. - This is progress. Tell me everything. 610 00:30:33,917 --> 00:30:36,146 Can't we just have a drink and sit quietly? 611 00:30:36,170 --> 00:30:39,131 I've had enough big reveals for today. 612 00:30:40,174 --> 00:30:41,359 Hey, Dad. 613 00:30:41,383 --> 00:30:43,403 Looks like Winnie got everything out of her system. 614 00:30:43,427 --> 00:30:46,030 Willie! Charles, this is my son Will. 615 00:30:46,054 --> 00:30:48,324 Will, this is Charles-Haden Savage. 616 00:30:48,348 --> 00:30:50,326 - Nice to meet you... - WILL: Yeah, 617 00:30:50,350 --> 00:30:51,703 you, too. Uh, 618 00:30:51,727 --> 00:30:53,788 so Dad, I listened to your podcast. 619 00:30:53,812 --> 00:30:55,874 You didn't tell me you were doing it with Mabel Mora. 620 00:30:55,898 --> 00:30:57,625 Why, you know her? 621 00:30:57,649 --> 00:30:59,752 She used to stay here during school breaks. 622 00:30:59,776 --> 00:31:02,526 She hung out with this group of kids, and one of them was Tim Kono. 623 00:31:04,615 --> 00:31:07,260 - Wait, what? - She knew Tim Kono? 624 00:31:07,284 --> 00:31:08,484 She 100% knew him. 625 00:31:09,077 --> 00:31:11,681 - What does that mean? - Why would she not tell us that? 626 00:31:11,705 --> 00:31:13,933 WILL: I mean, maybe because she thinks it looks suspicious. 627 00:31:13,957 --> 00:31:16,936 Especially since the last time she was here, one of the other friends died. 628 00:31:16,960 --> 00:31:18,646 She got pushed off the roof. 629 00:31:18,670 --> 00:31:20,315 CHARLES: What? 630 00:31:20,339 --> 00:31:21,858 That girl is bad news. 631 00:31:21,882 --> 00:31:24,986 ♪ 632 00:31:25,010 --> 00:31:27,346 Can you just say all that one more time? 633 00:31:31,266 --> 00:31:34,269 [street noise, chatter] 634 00:31:42,569 --> 00:31:45,673 CINDA: "What happens when your second chance 635 00:31:45,697 --> 00:31:48,968 becomes your last shot?" 636 00:31:48,992 --> 00:31:51,137 Is a line of dialogue from Brazzos, 637 00:31:51,161 --> 00:31:53,139 episode 713, 638 00:31:53,163 --> 00:31:56,309 which prophecized what would happen 15 years later 639 00:31:56,333 --> 00:31:58,061 when a fake detective 640 00:31:58,085 --> 00:32:00,522 decided to become a real one. 641 00:32:00,546 --> 00:32:03,733 When he and his true crime fan buddies 642 00:32:03,757 --> 00:32:06,277 took a second chance 643 00:32:06,301 --> 00:32:10,156 and became the subject of our next investigation. 644 00:32:10,180 --> 00:32:13,993 Stay tuned for Only Murderers In The Building, 645 00:32:14,017 --> 00:32:17,038 coming this fall. Until then, 646 00:32:17,062 --> 00:32:19,332 I'm Cinda Canning. 647 00:32:19,356 --> 00:32:22,961 And remember, if you need a domain, website, or online store, 648 00:32:22,985 --> 00:32:24,587 make it with Squarespace! 649 00:32:24,611 --> 00:32:27,614 ♪ 650 00:32:53,974 --> 00:32:56,977 ♪ 651 00:33:13,410 --> 00:33:16,413 [fanfare] 47645

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