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- [elevator dings]
- You can't disappear for 10 years,
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then show up and start dragging up a
bunch of shit from when we were kids!
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If you see me around the building,
act like you don't know me
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- because you don't.
- Happily.
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They're cleaning out Tim
Kono's apartment tomorrow,
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so we're gonna look around for
clues before everything's gone.
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- I see you're a musician.
- Oh, good eye.
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Is that your bassoon I hear playing
through the courtyard every night?
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It's lovely. I think of it
as the sound of the Arconia.
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Oh, that's really
sweet. [Laughs]
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Well, hello there, Sting!
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[Winnie sniffing] Winnie,
don't stand so close to Sting.
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She's just on edge after that
upsetting death the other night.
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Are you suggesting I had
something to do with that?
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- No, no, no, no. I...
- Please, your dog.
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Control him! I don't like dogs.
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Oh...
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♪
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[labored breathing] Winnie?
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[whimpering] Who
would do this to you?
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[whines]
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[woman trilling, clears throat]
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CINDA CANNING: Testing, testing.
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♪
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[puts down glass] We good?
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[exhales]
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[loud crunch, chewing]
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I don't need to
hear it right now.
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Who doesn't love
a second chance?
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Another shot at righting
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some painful mistake
that's haunted you?
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Or at healing the wounds
you may have inflicted.
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Will? WILL: Yeah.
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I got here as fast as I
could. Where's Winnie?
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- Get in, get in.
- Just in there. Hurry! Go!
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Just run! WILL: Calm
down. Relax! Relax!
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CANNING: But a second chance
always comes with risk.
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What the fuck is GM?
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CANNING: You might make
the same mistake again.
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Or you might make a worse
one. [phone buzzing]
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[phone buzzing]
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[text chimes]
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♪ lively theme song playing ♪
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[vocalizing]
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Oliver? OLIVER: I'm in here!
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Hey, what happened?
Are you okay?
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- The killer poisoned my dog.
- What?
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OLIVER: My son has
her. He's a vet.
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She recovered, thank God,
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but clearly, we are getting close if
they're sending a message to the leader.
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Is the leader you?
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Did they poison your dog?
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They left this.
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"End the podcast or I end you."
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OLIVER: What if Winnie had died?
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It would be on me again.
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And my stupid
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goddamn visionary ambitions.
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Okay, whoever poisoned
Winnie clearly killed Tim,
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so who did this?
OLIVER: Gather 'round.
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Look, I'm gonna record this.
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So... [clears throat]
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I know this seems impossible,
it's bananas, but...
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I think there's a very strong chance
that the person who poisoned Winnie
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was, and-and this
gives me no pleasure
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in saying this
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musical superstar Sting.
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The guy from U2?
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- Are you kidding me?
- Sting.
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- The Police? Roxanne?
- OLIVER: Every Breath You Take,
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only one of the biggest
love songs of all time?
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Who educated you?
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- Oh, now I know.
- He did Sledgehammer.
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- Ah! Peter Gabriel!
- That's Peter Gabriel!
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Guys, I know who Sting is!
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And by the way, Every Breath
You Take is no love song.
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It's about a jealous
stalker and surveillance,
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and it actually seems
like it was written by a
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- killer.
- Oliver,
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look, I know you would love
to have a celebrity killer,
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but Sting did not
murder Tim Kono.
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Oh my God. BOTH: What?
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"Sting loses millions.
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"Funds mismanaged by his
former investment firm
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Wright & Ogilvy."
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That's Tim's old firm. [Gasps]
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- Wait a minute, wait a minute.
- Didn't dead cat guy
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say that Tim Kono got
fired because he lost
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some big client's money?
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Tim Kono lost Sting's money.
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It's always about the money!
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This is exactly like Die Hard!
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Could it be this simple though?
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Tim just got murdered by
some pissed-off client?
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CHARLES: Oh boy!
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Sting is on Ursula's list of
people who were in the building
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the night of Tim's murder,
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and on her list of people who
stayed during the fire alarm.
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How did you miss that?
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Because it was Sting!
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I figured he stayed behind to
write some fucking masterpiece.
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Guys, this is
actually something.
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Okay, and if it is...
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[clears throat] We have
hit the mother lode.
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Rock icon Sting is a
dog-poisoning murderer.
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He's like the next OJ.
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A hot Buddhist OJ.
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I will say this is our strongest
suspect yet, next to tie-dye guy.
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- Enough with tie-dye guy!
- We cannot forget about tie-dye guy!
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But if we're gonna go down
this road, we need some advice.
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With someone this big,
you only get one shot.
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We need Cinda Canning.
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MABEL: Uh, well,
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sure. I mean, who wouldn't want
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the Queen of Murder
Podcasts, but how?
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Well, I could work my
connections. I do know that we go
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to the same cupcake store.
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I think I can do
better than that.
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♪
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Try that again.
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I think I can do
better than that.
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Okay, maybe I can cut
these two together and
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then redo it.
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[knocking]
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- Charles, hi.
- Hey, Arnav, how's it going?
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- Good. Nice to see you. It's funny.
- Uh, Anaya was just FaceTiming with Lucy.
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She asked about you.
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Oh. Th-that's nice.
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So, anyway, so I have
this faint memory
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that you're parent friends
with Cinda Canning?
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Something about circus
arts class Tuesday morning?
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Uh, yeah. That's
exactly what it is.
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Well, you know, I'm
working on this podcast...
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I mean, we're not that close.
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You know, I don't want to
put you in a weird position,
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but this podcast is
the first thing that's
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really got my juices
flowing in a long time.
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- Yeah. Sure.
- Hey. Really?
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I'm sure she'd be happy to
help the next generation.
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Or anyone looking to learn.
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Thank you.
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♪
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So, um...
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Lucy seems happy?
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She does.
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That's good.
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Thanks again.
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- I can't believe you got us this meeting.
- Yeah.
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Well, I did. And I think
I should run it, too,
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because we need this one
thing to run smoothly, okay?
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- Okay. Sure.
- Alright. If you think that's smart.
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And if we go in there
yelling, "Sting is a killer,".
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Cinda's gonna think we're
lunatics. [elevator dings]
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Oh. Hi.
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- H-hi. I mean, hi.
- I said, I said, hi. Ha!
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[doors shut]
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Hi. We met on another elevator.
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Hello. JAN: Right.
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You two do this a lot?
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- Oh, just on the weekends.
- [laughter]
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Well, you're dolled up.
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Man only dresses like that
when he's off to see a woman.
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Well, uh, yeah.
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Yeah, I-I guess I am.
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For a business meeting.
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Yes. Uh, that's correct.
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And I can see
you're going to be a
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a sexy bassoonist.
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Based on your shirt
only! Uh, not based
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I'm gonna stop you before you
accidentally say I'm not sexy.
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[quietly] Please, stop me.
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Someone stop me.
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[elevator dings]
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♪
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- Well, it was nice seeing you again.
- You, too.
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Hope to hear your playing
tonight like always?
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You'll hear me
bassooner or later.
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[Oliver chuckles]
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Well, someone was
a little flirty.
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MABEL: It was a lot
of bassoon jokes,
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- but she's cute. You should ask her out.
- Mm-hmm.
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Oh. Nah, I'm too set in my ways.
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Plus someone in the building,
if it doesn't work out...
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Now's not a good time,
so. MABEL: Right.
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You should wait. Plenty of time.
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You know, 70 is the
new 40. [Oliver snorts]
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I want you to be less mean.
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I know you do.
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♪
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Hello!
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ALL [overlapping] Hello! Hi! Hi!
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CHARLES: Hi... Whoa!
OLIVER: Oh my God!
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- Hello, how are you?
- Thank you so much for taking the time.
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- We're huge fans.
- Oh, please. Go on.
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[laughs]
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Really, you're the reason
I care about murder.
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- And you're the reason we all met!
- It's true.
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And the lengths that you have
gone to while undercover.
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The time you were buried in
raw sewage for eight hours?
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You know what it feels like to be
buried up to your chest in sewage?
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What?
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Like a Peabody!
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[laughter]
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Oh, that-that's clever.
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- Cinda won the Peabody in 2018, ha.
- And again in 2020.
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MABEL: Yes. OLIVER: Ah. Cinda,
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as I know you know,
I'm a director,
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so I can't help...
Sorry to interrupt.
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The call is in, Cinda. Line two.
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Thank you, Cindy.
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- There are three of them.
- It's a value pack.
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CINDA: I'm so sorry to have
to take this. It's just,
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uh, well, it's silly
really. We just...
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We may or may not be
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about to get bought
for $30 million.
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- What?
- Whoa.
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- Take it.
- Hello!
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What will it mean
to get "bought"?
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She won't stop making
podcasts, will she?
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Uh, what they're buying is her.
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OLIVER: Oh. Of
course. CHARLES: Ah
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[hangs up] So, you want
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to make a podcast.
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I usually steer
aspiring podcasters
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to a course at SUNY Oneonta.
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It's taught by a former
assistant of mine...
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Well, well, well, we're not
complete novices. In fact,
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we are already working on
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a murder podcast, and we've
already come across something
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- really huge.
- Wait, wait, just go back.
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Did you, uh, you know
the, uh, 30 million?
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So glad you asked that.
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Uh, yes. We have been acquired.
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Big day. CHARLES: Whoa...
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So, you were on
to something huge.
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- It involves a major celebrity.
- Whom we cannot divulge.
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Suffice it to say,
he'll be watching you.
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- I don't get the reference, I'm sorry.
- OLIVER: He thinks
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every little thing
you do is magic.
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Sting.
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And he poisoned
my dog. Sir Sting.
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- Sting!
- From The Police, ironically.
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I know it sounds crazy.
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I'm sorry. Did you say
he-he poisoned your dog?
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Well, it was a
message to the leader.
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Poppy, give me a tagline for a
show where Sting is the killer.
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- [deep voice]
- We should've suspected
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when we entered
the hornet's nest
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we wouldn't escape without...
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a sting.
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CHARLES/OLIVER: Ooh.
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She's really got the
voice down, doesn't she?
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And the writing will come!
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So, you were saying...
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Well, you know, we need your advice on
how to get Sting to sit down with us.
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Right. How do we get in?
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Okay, well, with
a public person,
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the key is to enter in
a way that disarms them.
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For example, with OK,
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I was able to get the
mayor's confession
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by showing up at his house
with a fully cooked turkey.
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- Of course.
- A turkey.
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Who turns someone away who has
cooked them a 19-pound turkey?
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- We bring Sting a turkey?
- CINDA: Well, I mean,
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find your version of turkey.
OLIVER: Oh, yes, yes, yes.
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- Of course. That's so helpful.
- We just don't wanna make a mess of this.
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Ah-ha! Lean in for
the nugget, folks.
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Are you ready for the nugget?
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Embrace the mess.
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That's where the
good stuff lives.
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- [heavy sigh]
- I love you so much.
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♪
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CHARLES: Embrace the mess.
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That's beautiful.
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♪
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[distant siren blaring]
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What? You think I can't do it?
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Did you not see
what I did today?
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♪ Bassoon playing ♪
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[traffic noise]
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♪ Bassoon continues ♪
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♪ concertina playing ♪
♪ bassoon stops ♪
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♪ bassoon continues ♪
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♪ playing If You're
Happy And You Know It ♪
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♪ responding ♪
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♪ call ♪
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♪ response ♪
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♪ playing in harmony ♪
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[inaudible]
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♪ Bassoon playing Da
Ya Think I'm Sexy? ♪
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[laughs]
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♪ Playing in harmony ♪
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♪ concertina playing Take
Me Out To The Ball Game ♪
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[stops playing]
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[knocking]
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[concertina wheezes]
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[laughs]
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- [elevator dings]
- Hate when people say hhhummus.
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It's hummus. You just relax it.
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So you, like, never
eat an actual meal.
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- Dips are an actual meal.
- I keep telling you this.
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And no dish washing. It's
all containers and fingers.
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Gross. [Knocking]
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Fuck off.
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[knocking]
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We're here to brainstorm on
what our turkey should be.
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What do we bring Sting?
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I actually have plans.
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[sniffing] Are you
wearing cologne?
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MABEL: Wait, are
you going on a date?
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Did you ask out sexy bassoonist?
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OLIVER: Really?!
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MABEL: [laughs] This is so cool!
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What are the plans? I feel
like I need to approve them.
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Excuse me. I have been dating decades
longer than you've been alive,
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and I'm especially
expert at first dates.
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Because that's
what I mostly have.
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Oh, bubbeleh.
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What's wrong?
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Give the weight to the young
people. We can bear it.
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I just... I just find
dating exhausting. I think,
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what do you share?
What do you not share?
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And if it works out, scary.
If it doesn't work out, scary.
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After every date, I
just want to go home
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and plant my face in a pillow
and never go out again.
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- Oh... Jesus.
- Okay. Wow.
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You need to relax, okay?
Just have fun. Laugh. Flirt.
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Isn't it insulting to flirt now?
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Well, who the hell knows?
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Suddenly, it's rude to tell a secretary
she looks pretty in a pair of slacks.
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No. To that whole sentence.
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OLIVER: Compliment her purse.
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If it isn't on their
body, you can like it.
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No. Again, to every word that's
coming out of your mouth.
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Listen,
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I'm really glad
you're doing this.
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Being alone in life is
making you a little weird.
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Thank you?
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Just try not to
nosebleed all over her.
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OLIVER: [laughs]
That would be bad.
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Okay, can I please have
my hair guy come do you?
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Trim the ear lobes
at least. They're
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♪ soft piano music ♪
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[restaurant chatter]
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JAN: So, I kinda
had two childhoods.
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One where I was a happy only
child with married parents,
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and a second one
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where I had an absent father
and a new half-sister,
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who somehow could do no wrong.
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Who stole both my
dad and the flute,
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leaving me the bassoon,
my second choice.
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So, you and the bassoon
were clearly meant to be.
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[soft laugh] Is your sister
first chair of anything?
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[laughs]
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I can't believe I
told you all that.
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I think your body language
makes me feel very comfortable.
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Ha. Ha...
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Wha-what about it?
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I took a class on
non-verbal communication,
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and people who keep their hands up
uncrossed on the table, like you were...
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- Mm-hmm.
- Are considered more trustworthy.
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No one trusts a person
who clasps their hands.
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Well, yeah. I get that.
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Palms up. Very comforting.
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Oh yeah. Well, that's, uh,
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the Last Supper pose.
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No one more
comforting than Jesus.
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But, you wouldn't
wanna date Jesus
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because you'd just be
worshiping him all the time.
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[both laugh]
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So, um
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- tell me more.
- Um...
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♪ piano continues ♪
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The being second thing
for me is kind of a theme.
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So, the last guy I was
dating never put me first.
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I mean, he wouldn't let
me order food first.
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If we both had to pee, he'd
pee first. I mean, whatever.
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My therapist says
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we're all driven to recreate
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the dynamic of our first wound,
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so we can change the ending.
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Woof! That was a lot.
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[both laugh]
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Your turn.
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My turn for what?
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Well, how did your
parents wound you?
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Oh!
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Tell me about your
last relationship.
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Oh yeah... [groans]
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Well, let's just see here.
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Um...
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First, um...
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My parents were great. Yeah.
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And my, uh, last girlfriend,
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uh, was
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perfectly nice,
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and, uh, ended well.
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[clears throat]
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How's your cheese?
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00:20:02,703 --> 00:20:04,681
You like the cheese?
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00:20:04,705 --> 00:20:06,683
Oh, you know what? I love
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00:20:06,707 --> 00:20:08,876
that purse. It is so unusual.
403
00:20:10,586 --> 00:20:14,357
You know, the sharing of stories
is kind of transactional.
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00:20:14,381 --> 00:20:16,943
When someone gives you a story,
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you owe them one of equal
or greater value in return.
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00:20:20,512 --> 00:20:23,575
Oh, so it's my turn to
tell you my red flags?
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00:20:23,599 --> 00:20:25,118
[nervous laugh]
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00:20:25,142 --> 00:20:28,037
Uh, but I'm not
keeping any big secret
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or anything like that. It's just
not everyone has a ton of baggage.
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Not that you have, uh, any
more baggage than anyone else!
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You have the exact
right amount of baggage.
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- How we doing? Another round?
- I think I'm good.
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CHARLES: Yeah! Oh.
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CINDA: Sometimes,
a second chance
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is just another chance
to get it wrong.
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♪
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[doorbell rings]
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And blowing it twice
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can cause you to make
some weird choices.
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00:21:01,136 --> 00:21:04,282
- We're just going with the turkey.
- What?
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00:21:04,306 --> 00:21:06,409
- Sorry to wake you.
- The bird's two hours in,
422
00:21:06,433 --> 00:21:08,912
and my oven conked out,
so I'm gonna need yours.
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00:21:08,936 --> 00:21:12,332
'Cause even a killer does
not deserve botulism.
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00:21:12,356 --> 00:21:16,127
Oh my God. I forgot your big
date. Is-is she in there?
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00:21:16,151 --> 00:21:17,712
No, no. I'm alone.
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00:21:17,736 --> 00:21:19,339
Oh. Mm, sorry.
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00:21:19,363 --> 00:21:21,966
- Do you want me to leave?
- No! I want to solve this murder,
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00:21:21,990 --> 00:21:24,511
- so catch me up.
- Alright. Sting
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00:21:24,535 --> 00:21:26,179
is on the run.
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00:21:26,203 --> 00:21:28,681
I heard from Ursula he has moved
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00:21:28,705 --> 00:21:31,142
his Rainforest Tour up,
and is leaving in two days.
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00:21:31,166 --> 00:21:32,894
Suspicious?
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00:21:32,918 --> 00:21:35,730
Also, he's renovating his
apartment when he's gone
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00:21:35,754 --> 00:21:38,775
because, apparently, he
wants a "fresh start."
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00:21:38,799 --> 00:21:40,693
I bet he does, right?
436
00:21:40,717 --> 00:21:44,155
Anyway, Mabel has plans in the afternoon,
so that only leaves tomorrow morning.
437
00:21:44,179 --> 00:21:46,783
And, you know, at 20
minutes a pound...
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00:21:46,807 --> 00:21:50,245
So, we're gonna bring
Sting a morning turkey?
439
00:21:50,269 --> 00:21:52,247
Ye... I know, it's weird,
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00:21:52,271 --> 00:21:54,481
but I figure if we
also brought coffee...
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00:21:55,232 --> 00:21:56,543
Yeah, listen.
442
00:21:56,567 --> 00:21:57,752
I know this is
nuts... No, no, no.
443
00:21:57,776 --> 00:22:00,547
That's exactly why it'll
work. Because it's surprising.
444
00:22:00,571 --> 00:22:03,216
No one ever brings anyone a
turkey with bad intentions!
445
00:22:03,240 --> 00:22:05,927
Exactly! Wow.
446
00:22:05,951 --> 00:22:07,762
I am amazed. I didn't think
you'd be on board with this.
447
00:22:07,786 --> 00:22:10,557
[laughs] I'm so on
board with this.
448
00:22:10,581 --> 00:22:12,267
Because this is
how I'm gonna fill
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00:22:12,291 --> 00:22:14,060
the rest of my
days with hobbies,
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00:22:14,084 --> 00:22:16,146
and my hobby is solving murders.
451
00:22:16,170 --> 00:22:17,856
I'm gonna go on vacation
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00:22:17,880 --> 00:22:21,609
with murders, and one day,
murders are gonna sit by my bed
453
00:22:21,633 --> 00:22:25,137
and feed me broth because
I'm losing my swallow reflex.
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00:22:26,263 --> 00:22:27,657
[growls]
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00:22:27,681 --> 00:22:30,451
[puts down bottle] We're
embracing the mess, right?
456
00:22:30,475 --> 00:22:33,395
So, gimme that baster,
and let's make a mess.
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00:22:34,730 --> 00:22:36,207
♪
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00:22:36,231 --> 00:22:37,376
[grunts]
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00:22:37,400 --> 00:22:39,443
[street noise] [elevator dings]
460
00:22:43,614 --> 00:22:46,116
Oh my God. Look at this.
461
00:22:47,367 --> 00:22:48,619
Okay. [Clears throat]
462
00:22:52,497 --> 00:22:53,999
- Testing.
- It's on, it's on.
463
00:22:57,002 --> 00:22:59,213
- Turkey delivery!
- I hope you're hungry!
464
00:23:00,005 --> 00:23:02,066
Anita, are we
expecting a turkey?
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00:23:02,090 --> 00:23:04,402
I hope not! You certainly
don't need a second one!
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00:23:04,426 --> 00:23:05,945
[laughter]
467
00:23:05,969 --> 00:23:07,989
I'm not seeing a turkey
on your schedule, sir.
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00:23:08,013 --> 00:23:10,325
MABEL: So, we live in the
building, and we thought
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it would be a good
community-builder
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00:23:12,935 --> 00:23:17,081
if every week, we made a turkey
and brought it to a neighbor.
471
00:23:17,105 --> 00:23:19,459
So, should we just, uh,
leave it here, or should we.
472
00:23:19,483 --> 00:23:22,253
- Are you...
- Yes! That's right. CBS, nine seasons.
473
00:23:22,277 --> 00:23:24,756
Wow. Oh,
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00:23:24,780 --> 00:23:27,383
gee... Oh!
475
00:23:27,407 --> 00:23:29,302
- [strums guitar]
- Come in.
476
00:23:29,326 --> 00:23:33,348
Okay, uh, full disclosure. This is
actually the first time we've done this,
477
00:23:33,372 --> 00:23:35,850
and now we know how weird it is
478
00:23:35,874 --> 00:23:37,852
that we didn't bring some yams.
479
00:23:37,876 --> 00:23:39,604
[laughs] That's true.
480
00:23:39,628 --> 00:23:41,713
You're the guy
doing the podcast.
481
00:23:42,756 --> 00:23:44,442
I am. STING: Look,
482
00:23:44,466 --> 00:23:46,969
I-I'm sorry how I
was with your dog.
483
00:23:47,553 --> 00:23:49,054
I was having a rough day.
484
00:23:49,805 --> 00:23:50,908
MABEL: Yeah.
485
00:23:50,932 --> 00:23:53,660
Uh, we heard you knew Tim Kono.
486
00:23:53,684 --> 00:23:55,853
Was he a... good guy?
487
00:23:56,645 --> 00:23:58,647
I didn't know him personally.
488
00:23:59,398 --> 00:24:00,899
He used to work for me.
489
00:24:01,483 --> 00:24:02,683
I fired him.
490
00:24:03,402 --> 00:24:04,879
[emphatically] You fired him?
491
00:24:04,903 --> 00:24:06,714
Why did you do that, Sting?
492
00:24:06,738 --> 00:24:08,115
That's personal.
493
00:24:09,449 --> 00:24:10,649
Sting.
494
00:24:13,537 --> 00:24:17,058
I know that you know that I know
what it's like to be famous.
495
00:24:17,082 --> 00:24:19,877
Strangers think they have a
right to know our business.
496
00:24:20,794 --> 00:24:22,814
But they never know the real us,
497
00:24:22,838 --> 00:24:24,649
and it's isolating.
498
00:24:24,673 --> 00:24:26,526
It can make us
499
00:24:26,550 --> 00:24:28,343
act poorly.
500
00:24:33,348 --> 00:24:35,684
I feel I'm too close to Sting.
501
00:24:36,226 --> 00:24:38,663
So, on top of that, Sting,
502
00:24:38,687 --> 00:24:41,499
this punk Tim Kono
503
00:24:41,523 --> 00:24:44,419
lost all your money. MABEL:
It might just make you
504
00:24:44,443 --> 00:24:46,963
snap. You know, might
505
00:24:46,987 --> 00:24:49,174
make you even murderous.
506
00:24:49,198 --> 00:24:51,593
What are you all getting at?
507
00:24:51,617 --> 00:24:54,220
STING: You think Tim's
death is my fault.
508
00:24:54,244 --> 00:24:55,847
♪
509
00:24:55,871 --> 00:24:57,071
Well, you're right.
510
00:24:59,499 --> 00:25:00,810
[sighs] I killed him.
511
00:25:00,834 --> 00:25:02,854
Sir... STING: No, Anita,
512
00:25:02,878 --> 00:25:04,546
I need to release this.
513
00:25:06,256 --> 00:25:09,068
I've been so full
of rage lately...
514
00:25:09,092 --> 00:25:12,030
The day before Tim's
death, I-I screamed at him.
515
00:25:12,054 --> 00:25:15,909
"You fucked me over! You're
fired! You should kill yourself!"
516
00:25:15,933 --> 00:25:18,620
And then he did. [Sobs]
517
00:25:18,644 --> 00:25:21,146
And that's why you
poisoned my dog! B-b...
518
00:25:22,189 --> 00:25:23,606
Wait, I'm sorry.
What did you say?
519
00:25:24,900 --> 00:25:28,588
Okay, I can't believe I even have to
say this, but Sting is not a murderer.
520
00:25:28,612 --> 00:25:31,865
- Or a dog poisoner.
- So you think Tim was murdered?
521
00:25:32,449 --> 00:25:33,801
I know he was.
522
00:25:33,825 --> 00:25:36,787
Oh my God. What a relief!
523
00:25:37,746 --> 00:25:39,557
I-I've been racked with guilt.
524
00:25:39,581 --> 00:25:41,726
I thought he killed
himself because of me.
525
00:25:41,750 --> 00:25:44,312
And... [sighs] You know, th-that's
why we've moved the tour up.
526
00:25:44,336 --> 00:25:47,524
That's why we're gutting this
apartment, and the building is just
527
00:25:47,548 --> 00:25:50,843
seeped in, in guilt and regret.
528
00:25:51,468 --> 00:25:52,668
[sighs]
529
00:25:54,680 --> 00:25:56,682
It's given me an
idea for a song.
530
00:26:00,978 --> 00:26:01,831
♪ Strums guitar ♪
531
00:26:01,855 --> 00:26:03,581
♪ I thought it was me ♪
532
00:26:03,605 --> 00:26:06,000
♪ And I was so low ♪
533
00:26:06,024 --> 00:26:08,378
♪ But my words
didn't put a bullet ♪
534
00:26:08,402 --> 00:26:10,547
♪ Into Tim Kono ♪
535
00:26:10,571 --> 00:26:12,531
♪ Oh no ♪
536
00:26:14,992 --> 00:26:17,387
I don't think it's gonna
make your best-of album.
537
00:26:17,411 --> 00:26:19,413
Well... Uh, okay...
538
00:26:20,205 --> 00:26:21,891
It's hard writing songs.
539
00:26:21,915 --> 00:26:24,334
- Okay. Thank you for the turkey.
- Please
540
00:26:25,002 --> 00:26:26,354
stay away from Sting.
541
00:26:26,378 --> 00:26:28,940
Fuck. Another dead end.
542
00:26:28,964 --> 00:26:31,609
- Well, I could use a drink and a dip.
- [clicking buttons]
543
00:26:31,633 --> 00:26:34,136
- Anyone join me?
- I'm gonna go for a run.
544
00:26:35,137 --> 00:26:37,115
How about you, Charlie?
545
00:26:37,139 --> 00:26:39,367
Checkers? Chazz!
546
00:26:39,391 --> 00:26:40,910
Sure, fine.
547
00:26:40,934 --> 00:26:43,395
But I have one more
mess to embrace first.
548
00:26:50,027 --> 00:26:51,227
[door opens]
549
00:26:52,529 --> 00:26:55,216
My last relationship
lasted six years.
550
00:26:55,240 --> 00:26:56,801
We met under false pretenses.
551
00:26:56,825 --> 00:27:00,722
It was at a hot springs in Iceland,
on a trip my sister dragged me on.
552
00:27:00,746 --> 00:27:03,641
Now, I hate nature,
I hate traveling,
553
00:27:03,665 --> 00:27:05,894
but I didn't tell my ex
that. Emma. That's my ex.
554
00:27:05,918 --> 00:27:08,146
So, she thought she was getting
555
00:27:08,170 --> 00:27:11,149
"adventurous actor guy,"
556
00:27:11,173 --> 00:27:14,027
so she moved in. And
she brought with her
557
00:27:14,051 --> 00:27:16,762
her 7-year-old daughter. Lucy.
558
00:27:17,179 --> 00:27:19,491
I tried to give
Lucy some stability.
559
00:27:19,515 --> 00:27:21,409
You know, a-a routine,
560
00:27:21,433 --> 00:27:23,620
and I would cook her favorite
omelet in the morning,
561
00:27:23,644 --> 00:27:26,331
and she loved it,
and I loved it,
562
00:27:26,355 --> 00:27:29,066
but my ex... didn't.
563
00:27:29,816 --> 00:27:32,670
So, I booked a Caribbean cruise
564
00:27:32,694 --> 00:27:35,048
- for our anniversary.
- That's romantic.
565
00:27:35,072 --> 00:27:36,257
Yeah, that's what she thought.
566
00:27:36,281 --> 00:27:38,009
And then I clarified
567
00:27:38,033 --> 00:27:40,244
it was actually a
family fun cruise.
568
00:27:41,245 --> 00:27:43,765
So, day three, there
was an island tour,
569
00:27:43,789 --> 00:27:46,351
and Lucy and I just
wanted to skip it.
570
00:27:46,375 --> 00:27:49,378
But, Emma insisted that Lucy go.
571
00:27:51,004 --> 00:27:52,482
And they never came back.
572
00:27:52,506 --> 00:27:54,108
- They went missing?
- No.
573
00:27:54,132 --> 00:27:56,176
They flew home from St. Croix.
574
00:27:56,760 --> 00:27:58,947
So, I stayed on the
family fun cruise
575
00:27:58,971 --> 00:28:01,699
for the next five days, alone,
576
00:28:01,723 --> 00:28:03,451
except for Bugs
Bunny and Porky Pig,
577
00:28:03,475 --> 00:28:07,080
who I had paid extra to be
at our anniversary dinner.
578
00:28:07,104 --> 00:28:08,981
[inaudible]
579
00:28:10,566 --> 00:28:12,126
Emma thought a hard break
580
00:28:12,150 --> 00:28:14,295
would be best for Lucy,
581
00:28:14,319 --> 00:28:17,322
so I really haven't
spoken to her since.
582
00:28:18,448 --> 00:28:20,951
And I've been haunted by it.
583
00:28:21,535 --> 00:28:23,579
And by Bugs and Porky.
584
00:28:25,038 --> 00:28:26,599
You know, I don't share this
585
00:28:26,623 --> 00:28:30,836
with people because I'm,
frankly, embarrassed by it.
586
00:28:38,302 --> 00:28:41,573
But, I'm telling
you this because...
587
00:28:41,597 --> 00:28:42,824
I like you.
588
00:28:42,848 --> 00:28:45,642
And I would like a second date.
589
00:28:46,894 --> 00:28:49,062
Woof. That was a lot.
590
00:28:49,897 --> 00:28:51,398
Woof, woof.
591
00:28:53,233 --> 00:28:54,669
Okay.
592
00:28:54,693 --> 00:28:58,113
But if anyone's wearing an animal
suit, it better be you or me.
593
00:28:59,239 --> 00:29:00,439
[laughs]
594
00:29:01,074 --> 00:29:03,452
Thank you. I will call you.
595
00:29:04,369 --> 00:29:05,972
CINDA: What's more dangerous?
596
00:29:05,996 --> 00:29:08,850
Taking advantage
of a second chance,
597
00:29:08,874 --> 00:29:10,876
or letting it pass you by?
598
00:29:21,929 --> 00:29:24,848
♪
599
00:29:32,105 --> 00:29:34,816
[typing]
600
00:29:45,911 --> 00:29:47,913
[click, typing]
601
00:29:58,465 --> 00:30:00,008
[typing]
602
00:30:02,427 --> 00:30:03,627
[click]
603
00:30:10,310 --> 00:30:12,312
[shuts laptop] [knocking]
604
00:30:14,523 --> 00:30:15,774
[knocking]
605
00:30:18,861 --> 00:30:21,840
- Ah!
- What happened?
606
00:30:21,864 --> 00:30:25,009
I shared. I got a second date.
607
00:30:25,033 --> 00:30:27,220
I need to sleep for a month.
608
00:30:27,244 --> 00:30:29,538
Ah! A pillow...
609
00:30:30,664 --> 00:30:33,893
- No, no, no, no. This is good.
- This is progress. Tell me everything.
610
00:30:33,917 --> 00:30:36,146
Can't we just have a
drink and sit quietly?
611
00:30:36,170 --> 00:30:39,131
I've had enough big
reveals for today.
612
00:30:40,174 --> 00:30:41,359
Hey, Dad.
613
00:30:41,383 --> 00:30:43,403
Looks like Winnie got
everything out of her system.
614
00:30:43,427 --> 00:30:46,030
Willie! Charles,
this is my son Will.
615
00:30:46,054 --> 00:30:48,324
Will, this is
Charles-Haden Savage.
616
00:30:48,348 --> 00:30:50,326
- Nice to meet you...
- WILL: Yeah,
617
00:30:50,350 --> 00:30:51,703
you, too. Uh,
618
00:30:51,727 --> 00:30:53,788
so Dad, I listened
to your podcast.
619
00:30:53,812 --> 00:30:55,874
You didn't tell me you were
doing it with Mabel Mora.
620
00:30:55,898 --> 00:30:57,625
Why, you know her?
621
00:30:57,649 --> 00:30:59,752
She used to stay here
during school breaks.
622
00:30:59,776 --> 00:31:02,526
She hung out with this group of
kids, and one of them was Tim Kono.
623
00:31:04,615 --> 00:31:07,260
- Wait, what?
- She knew Tim Kono?
624
00:31:07,284 --> 00:31:08,484
She 100% knew him.
625
00:31:09,077 --> 00:31:11,681
- What does that mean?
- Why would she not tell us that?
626
00:31:11,705 --> 00:31:13,933
WILL: I mean, maybe because
she thinks it looks suspicious.
627
00:31:13,957 --> 00:31:16,936
Especially since the last time she was
here, one of the other friends died.
628
00:31:16,960 --> 00:31:18,646
She got pushed off the roof.
629
00:31:18,670 --> 00:31:20,315
CHARLES: What?
630
00:31:20,339 --> 00:31:21,858
That girl is bad news.
631
00:31:21,882 --> 00:31:24,986
♪
632
00:31:25,010 --> 00:31:27,346
Can you just say all
that one more time?
633
00:31:31,266 --> 00:31:34,269
[street noise, chatter]
634
00:31:42,569 --> 00:31:45,673
CINDA: "What happens
when your second chance
635
00:31:45,697 --> 00:31:48,968
becomes your last shot?"
636
00:31:48,992 --> 00:31:51,137
Is a line of dialogue
from Brazzos,
637
00:31:51,161 --> 00:31:53,139
episode 713,
638
00:31:53,163 --> 00:31:56,309
which prophecized what
would happen 15 years later
639
00:31:56,333 --> 00:31:58,061
when a fake detective
640
00:31:58,085 --> 00:32:00,522
decided to become a real one.
641
00:32:00,546 --> 00:32:03,733
When he and his true
crime fan buddies
642
00:32:03,757 --> 00:32:06,277
took a second chance
643
00:32:06,301 --> 00:32:10,156
and became the subject of
our next investigation.
644
00:32:10,180 --> 00:32:13,993
Stay tuned for Only
Murderers In The Building,
645
00:32:14,017 --> 00:32:17,038
coming this fall. Until then,
646
00:32:17,062 --> 00:32:19,332
I'm Cinda Canning.
647
00:32:19,356 --> 00:32:22,961
And remember, if you need a
domain, website, or online store,
648
00:32:22,985 --> 00:32:24,587
make it with Squarespace!
649
00:32:24,611 --> 00:32:27,614
♪
650
00:32:53,974 --> 00:32:56,977
♪
651
00:33:13,410 --> 00:33:16,413
[fanfare]
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