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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:22,029 --> 00:00:26,029 www.titlovi.com 2 00:00:29,029 --> 00:00:30,864 Oh, God. -Say it again! 3 00:00:30,948 --> 00:00:32,991 Say it again, you child-ass little bitch! 4 00:00:33,075 --> 00:00:34,451 I said say it again! 5 00:00:34,535 --> 00:00:35,953 Prince Lyfe! 6 00:00:36,036 --> 00:00:37,746 Yeah, that's what I thought. 7 00:00:43,377 --> 00:00:45,879 I know. Shit's cold, right? -Phones in the bag. 8 00:00:45,963 --> 00:00:48,173 Not in the pocket, in the bag. Thank you. 9 00:00:48,257 --> 00:00:50,592 Okay, first of all, happy Halloween. 10 00:00:50,676 --> 00:00:54,012 You guys, all of you who dressed up, you look amazing. 11 00:00:54,096 --> 00:00:57,099 Michelle, that's a great bloody princess. 12 00:00:57,182 --> 00:00:58,976 And, Olivia, are you Chun-Li? 13 00:00:59,059 --> 00:01:00,227 Yeah. -Nice. 14 00:01:00,310 --> 00:01:02,187 And, Ramon, that's an excellent chicken. 15 00:01:02,271 --> 00:01:03,397 What are you, Mr. Corman? 16 00:01:03,480 --> 00:01:05,524 I am Arrow from The Point! 17 00:01:05,607 --> 00:01:07,901 It's a Harry Nilsson album. You can look it up. 18 00:01:07,985 --> 00:01:11,613 But, speaking of expressing ourselves, today is also art class. 19 00:01:11,697 --> 00:01:13,782 Now, you know I wish we could do art every day. 20 00:01:13,866 --> 00:01:17,578 But we have the very talented Ms. Perry-Geller here for her weekly visit 21 00:01:17,661 --> 00:01:20,122 and she's got a project planned I think you're gonna like. 22 00:01:20,205 --> 00:01:22,624 So, without any further ado, Ms. Perry-Geller. 23 00:01:23,834 --> 00:01:24,918 Okay. 24 00:01:25,002 --> 00:01:28,422 Thank you, Mr. Corman, for that lovely introduction. 25 00:01:29,298 --> 00:01:35,095 So today, since it's Halloween, I thought we could make masks. 26 00:01:35,804 --> 00:01:40,392 You guys know that the word "mask" in Ancient Rome was "persona"? 27 00:01:40,475 --> 00:01:41,894 Just like the word "person." 28 00:01:42,394 --> 00:01:45,063 So every person has a persona. 29 00:01:45,647 --> 00:01:48,525 You probably have a persona, whether you realize it or not. 30 00:01:49,026 --> 00:01:54,573 And what that means is, we're all wearing masks. 31 00:01:55,324 --> 00:01:57,576 Everyone say thank you to Ms. Perry-Geller. 32 00:01:57,659 --> 00:02:00,537 Thank you, Ms. Perry-Geller. -You're welcome, Ramon. 33 00:02:02,789 --> 00:02:04,625 That was great. -Thank you. 34 00:02:04,708 --> 00:02:09,128 Yeah. And your costume, by the way, is really good. 35 00:02:09,213 --> 00:02:12,674 Is it a sea creature that ate too much plastic? 36 00:02:13,258 --> 00:02:14,426 Exactly. 37 00:02:14,510 --> 00:02:15,511 Really? -Yeah. 38 00:02:15,594 --> 00:02:17,846 I thought I was, like, making a joke. That's what it is? 39 00:02:17,930 --> 00:02:20,015 That is it. -That's tragic. 40 00:02:20,098 --> 00:02:22,226 Well, it is D�a de los Muertos, so� 41 00:02:22,309 --> 00:02:23,435 So you're dead too? 42 00:02:23,519 --> 00:02:25,479 What do you think happens to a sea creature 43 00:02:25,562 --> 00:02:27,397 when she eats a bunch of plastic? -Right. 44 00:02:28,857 --> 00:02:32,236 I heard this crazy percentage of life in the ocean is going extinct. 45 00:02:33,070 --> 00:02:37,157 It is. But at least it makes for a really good costume, right? 46 00:02:37,241 --> 00:02:38,242 Right. 47 00:02:38,325 --> 00:02:40,869 From dark times, comes great art, as they say. 48 00:02:41,703 --> 00:02:42,913 Do they say that? 49 00:02:43,497 --> 00:02:45,290 I thought so. Maybe I made it up. 50 00:02:45,832 --> 00:02:47,751 Probably not. -No, probably not. 51 00:02:49,002 --> 00:02:51,797 But it is pretty dark times right now. 52 00:02:51,880 --> 00:02:54,091 Yeah, it feels like that. 53 00:02:54,925 --> 00:02:57,970 So, what are you again? You said it's from an album? 54 00:02:58,053 --> 00:02:59,054 Yeah, The Point! 55 00:02:59,137 --> 00:03:00,305 What's The Point? 56 00:03:01,139 --> 00:03:02,182 Okay. 57 00:03:02,266 --> 00:03:05,811 No, that's part of it. No, but it's this storybook record. 58 00:03:06,854 --> 00:03:08,897 It's about a place called the Land of Point, 59 00:03:08,981 --> 00:03:11,191 where everybody has a point on top of their head 60 00:03:11,275 --> 00:03:14,820 except for this one boy who doesn't have a point, 'cause his head is round. 61 00:03:14,903 --> 00:03:17,781 And it's not easy being the only pointless person 62 00:03:17,865 --> 00:03:19,533 in the whole Land of Point. 63 00:03:19,616 --> 00:03:23,954 But he does have one friend, his blue dog, Arrow. And that's me. 64 00:03:25,539 --> 00:03:26,915 You're the dog? -Yeah. 65 00:03:27,833 --> 00:03:28,959 So where's your boy? 66 00:03:31,420 --> 00:03:32,629 I don't know. 67 00:03:33,797 --> 00:03:35,883 Well, it's a good costume. I like it. 68 00:03:36,383 --> 00:03:38,385 Thank you. It's not as good as yours. 69 00:03:38,468 --> 00:03:39,720 Yours is great. -Thank you. 70 00:03:39,803 --> 00:03:42,556 Yeah, I just wish I had somewhere good to show it off. 71 00:03:42,639 --> 00:03:44,183 You're not gonna go out? 72 00:03:45,267 --> 00:03:47,811 Maybe. I don't know. Are you? 73 00:03:47,895 --> 00:03:49,521 Yeah! It's Halloween. -Okay. 74 00:03:49,605 --> 00:03:52,441 It's my favorite holiday. It's the only holiday I care about at all. 75 00:03:52,524 --> 00:03:54,067 Wow. Bold statement. 76 00:03:54,151 --> 00:03:55,319 Yeah. It's true though. 77 00:03:58,113 --> 00:04:00,532 Well, if you wanna stay in touch, I could, like, 78 00:04:01,450 --> 00:04:03,327 let you know where I'm headed or� 79 00:04:05,370 --> 00:04:06,371 Okay. 80 00:04:08,373 --> 00:04:09,374 Okay. -Okay. 81 00:04:31,605 --> 00:04:33,273 Flying high up in the sky 82 00:04:33,357 --> 00:04:38,612 I wonder why I have to have another Point of view 83 00:04:46,912 --> 00:04:47,955 Yo. 84 00:04:48,622 --> 00:04:49,873 Hey, man. 85 00:04:49,957 --> 00:04:51,250 What's wrong? 86 00:04:51,333 --> 00:04:52,334 Nothing. 87 00:04:52,876 --> 00:04:54,044 They all out of good candy? 88 00:04:54,711 --> 00:04:55,712 No, what do you mean? 89 00:04:55,796 --> 00:04:58,090 You bought candy corn on purpose? -Yes, I did. 90 00:04:58,173 --> 00:04:59,883 You like candy corn? -Yeah, I love it. 91 00:04:59,967 --> 00:05:01,593 I'm sorry, is that okay with you? 92 00:05:01,677 --> 00:05:04,888 No, it's just weird 'cause candy corn is obviously terrible. 93 00:05:04,972 --> 00:05:07,683 How did I not know this about you? -Fuck if I know, bro. 94 00:05:08,183 --> 00:05:09,184 Everything okay? 95 00:05:10,477 --> 00:05:12,062 Yeah, I'm sorry, man. It's just 96 00:05:12,729 --> 00:05:15,566 Vanessa has Gabi for the holiday, so I'm a little� 97 00:05:15,649 --> 00:05:17,025 That sucks. 98 00:05:17,109 --> 00:05:19,403 Dude, that's not right. She's your daughter. It's Halloween. 99 00:05:19,486 --> 00:05:22,573 Yeah, it's nobody's fault though. It's just how the schedule turned out. 100 00:05:22,656 --> 00:05:24,950 She has her for Halloween 'cause I had her for Easter, so� 101 00:05:25,033 --> 00:05:26,660 Yeah, but who cares about Easter? 102 00:05:27,160 --> 00:05:28,203 I care about Easter. 103 00:05:28,787 --> 00:05:31,123 Then you can't really complain, can you? -Cool. 104 00:05:32,833 --> 00:05:33,834 What do you wanna do tonight? 105 00:05:35,169 --> 00:05:37,254 Wanna play Call of Duty or something? 106 00:05:37,838 --> 00:05:40,591 Well, I'm gonna go out tonight. -Seriously? 107 00:05:41,133 --> 00:05:43,510 It's Halloween. I always go out. -That's bullshit. 108 00:05:43,594 --> 00:05:45,596 You never go out for Halloween. You haven't in years. 109 00:05:45,679 --> 00:05:47,472 No, I go out on Halloween every year. 110 00:05:47,556 --> 00:05:49,850 I haven't gone out with you. You've been doing your family thing. 111 00:05:49,933 --> 00:05:52,394 I know what I've been doing, thanks very much. 112 00:05:52,477 --> 00:05:54,479 What a dick thing to say. I just said� -Hey. 113 00:05:54,563 --> 00:05:56,857 -�that I was hurting for my daughter. -I'm sorry. 114 00:05:56,940 --> 00:05:58,358 I'm sorry. -All right. 115 00:05:58,442 --> 00:06:00,235 Where you gonna go? 116 00:06:01,904 --> 00:06:04,156 I'm actually gonna meet up with that art teacher. 117 00:06:04,239 --> 00:06:05,949 No shit. For real? Wow. -Yeah, right? 118 00:06:06,033 --> 00:06:07,826 She came in today and I got her number. 119 00:06:07,910 --> 00:06:10,287 Wow. Good for you, man. 120 00:06:11,371 --> 00:06:12,998 Shit, where you gonna take her? 121 00:06:13,081 --> 00:06:14,708 Still figuring that out. You want one? 122 00:06:14,791 --> 00:06:16,877 No. I'm so full of candy corn. 123 00:06:16,960 --> 00:06:18,921 What do you mean you're figuring it out? 124 00:06:19,463 --> 00:06:20,756 Just waiting to hear back. 125 00:06:21,757 --> 00:06:22,758 From her? 126 00:06:23,967 --> 00:06:24,968 No. 127 00:06:26,053 --> 00:06:27,054 From who then? 128 00:06:28,263 --> 00:06:29,515 From Dax. 129 00:06:29,598 --> 00:06:32,142 For fuck's sake. No. -Dude. 130 00:06:32,226 --> 00:06:35,020 No, I get it. So I can't hang out with you because I don't have enough followers? 131 00:06:35,103 --> 00:06:37,272 What are you talking about? Who do you think you're talking to? 132 00:06:37,356 --> 00:06:39,149 You never bring me out when you hang out with him. 133 00:06:39,233 --> 00:06:41,985 I don't hang out with him, almost ever. -You hung out with him last week. 134 00:06:42,069 --> 00:06:43,904 That was months ago. -Bullshit. That was weeks ago. 135 00:06:43,987 --> 00:06:46,281 But that was the first time since I don't even know how long. 136 00:06:46,365 --> 00:06:47,866 Before I broke up with Megan. -Right. 137 00:06:47,950 --> 00:06:49,701 She grew up with him. I don't even like that guy. 138 00:06:49,785 --> 00:06:52,329 Then why are you hanging out with him? -He goes out all the time. 139 00:06:52,412 --> 00:06:54,373 He knows about that whole world. I don't know that shit. 140 00:06:54,456 --> 00:06:56,834 I'm tryna meet up with this girl. I have to have somewhere to bring her. 141 00:06:56,917 --> 00:06:59,795 Cool, yeah. Of course, man. Have a great fucking time. All right? 142 00:07:00,546 --> 00:07:01,755 Do you wanna come? 143 00:07:04,800 --> 00:07:06,343 I mean, do you want me to come? 144 00:07:06,844 --> 00:07:08,720 I mean- -Wow. Take longer to think about it. 145 00:07:08,804 --> 00:07:11,056 Fuck you. I don't wanna come. -No, it's just a costume thing, 146 00:07:11,139 --> 00:07:14,059 and my only hesitation is I didn't know if you have a costume. 147 00:07:15,143 --> 00:07:17,187 I have a fucking costume, bro. 148 00:08:11,366 --> 00:08:13,076 You think Dax had to wait in this? 149 00:08:26,673 --> 00:08:27,758 Thanks, man. 150 00:08:28,675 --> 00:08:30,010 Let's do this. 151 00:08:34,722 --> 00:08:37,683 I need a soda though. I kinda have a weird taste in my mouth. 152 00:08:37,768 --> 00:08:39,895 I'm gonna let the art teacher know that we're here. 153 00:08:39,977 --> 00:08:40,979 All right. 154 00:08:46,693 --> 00:08:47,694 You good? -Yeah. 155 00:08:47,778 --> 00:08:48,779 All right. 156 00:08:51,406 --> 00:08:52,407 Sorry. 157 00:08:53,033 --> 00:08:54,993 Yo, dude. What the fuck, man? 158 00:08:55,661 --> 00:08:57,204 Oh, my God. -You good? 159 00:08:57,287 --> 00:08:58,288 All right. 160 00:08:59,206 --> 00:09:00,207 Excuse us. 161 00:09:00,999 --> 00:09:02,000 Shit. 162 00:09:04,962 --> 00:09:06,672 Sorry. Sorry. 163 00:09:08,465 --> 00:09:09,800 What's she saying? 164 00:09:09,883 --> 00:09:10,884 Yeehaw! 165 00:09:10,968 --> 00:09:12,845 You gotta ride that bull eight seconds to win. 166 00:09:12,928 --> 00:09:14,555 All right. What's up, man? 167 00:09:14,638 --> 00:09:17,432 Shit, man. Just fucking doing my job. Showing the people a good time. 168 00:09:17,516 --> 00:09:18,517 What are you, Sonic? 169 00:09:18,600 --> 00:09:20,602 No, it's Arrow. -Yo, what's up, man? I'm Victor. 170 00:09:20,686 --> 00:09:23,939 For sure, man. I'm Dax. Yo, where's your lady friend? 171 00:09:24,022 --> 00:09:25,065 She's coming. 172 00:09:25,148 --> 00:09:26,984 Cool. That's cool, man. 173 00:09:27,484 --> 00:09:29,361 Sorry, can I just borrow you for a second? 174 00:09:29,444 --> 00:09:30,863 Yeah. I'll be here. -Dope. 175 00:09:33,115 --> 00:09:35,242 Bro, I thought you said plus one female. 176 00:09:35,325 --> 00:09:36,368 Yeah, she's coming. 177 00:09:36,451 --> 00:09:38,203 Yeah, right. But you brought dick and balls. 178 00:09:38,287 --> 00:09:40,831 I know. I talked to him after I already texted with you, and- 179 00:09:40,914 --> 00:09:44,042 You just gotta understand there's a guy-girl ratio. 180 00:09:44,126 --> 00:09:46,420 The dude paying me, he watches this kinda shit. 181 00:09:46,503 --> 00:09:50,007 You're fucking me here, man. -Yeah, but we waited in line, so� 182 00:09:51,258 --> 00:09:53,844 You know what? Fuck it. That guy never really pays me anyway, 183 00:09:53,927 --> 00:09:55,012 so he can just eat a dick. 184 00:09:55,095 --> 00:09:56,513 What's your friend's name again? -Victor. 185 00:09:56,597 --> 00:09:58,473 Victor. Yo, big dog. -Yeah? Sorry. 186 00:09:58,557 --> 00:10:00,517 Listen, man, I'm so happy you guys are here. 187 00:10:00,601 --> 00:10:02,352 Sure. -If y'all need anything, just let me know. 188 00:10:02,436 --> 00:10:04,646 All right, cool. Yo, I follow you on Instagram, dude. 189 00:10:04,730 --> 00:10:05,939 What? Seriously? 190 00:10:06,023 --> 00:10:07,065 Yeah. -Yo, thank you, sir. 191 00:10:07,149 --> 00:10:09,902 Man, that means so much, dude. How do you like the content? 192 00:10:09,985 --> 00:10:11,195 Yeah, it's good. 193 00:10:11,278 --> 00:10:12,821 Fuck yeah, man. That's what I'm talking about. 194 00:10:12,905 --> 00:10:13,989 'Cause I'm not gonna lie. 195 00:10:14,072 --> 00:10:16,909 It's a big investment taking the time and keeping engagement up. 196 00:10:16,992 --> 00:10:19,578 But at this point, it's really the only thing in town that matters. 197 00:10:19,661 --> 00:10:21,413 So, what's your handle? -Me? 198 00:10:21,496 --> 00:10:22,956 Yeah, man. -Why? 199 00:10:23,040 --> 00:10:25,417 'Cause I can tell you're a good person, and I like your utility belt. 200 00:10:25,501 --> 00:10:27,336 So I'm gonna tag you and get you some followers. 201 00:10:27,419 --> 00:10:28,754 Are you for real? -Yeah. 202 00:10:28,837 --> 00:10:31,673 What do I look like, a fucking asshole? Like I'd be lying to you right now? 203 00:10:31,757 --> 00:10:33,050 Give it to me. -All right. 204 00:10:33,133 --> 00:10:35,219 So it's "AnotherVictorMorales." 205 00:10:35,302 --> 00:10:36,595 Together. Yeah. -Okay, all right. Yo. 206 00:10:36,678 --> 00:10:39,264 It's been done a lot, but it works if that's your name, so� 207 00:10:39,348 --> 00:10:41,225 That is my name, so� -Word. Let's check you out, dog. 208 00:10:41,308 --> 00:10:44,728 Nah, you don't have to check me out. -Shit, Victor. Yo, 443. 209 00:10:44,811 --> 00:10:46,647 Dude, you're creeping up on half a K. 210 00:10:46,730 --> 00:10:49,191 Yo, tonight we might fuck around and get you to 500, bro. 211 00:10:49,274 --> 00:10:50,484 For real? -Fuck yeah. 212 00:10:50,567 --> 00:10:52,986 Look, I didn't say it was gonna be easy, but you can definitely do it. 213 00:10:53,070 --> 00:10:54,696 Hey, yo, Josh, get your pointy-eared Papa Smurf, 214 00:10:54,780 --> 00:10:56,740 Blue Man Group-looking ass in- -No, I'm good. 215 00:10:56,823 --> 00:10:58,367 You guys want a drink? -A drink? 216 00:10:58,450 --> 00:11:00,536 Oh, my God, you're just so fucking thoughtful. 217 00:11:00,619 --> 00:11:02,246 Megan should have never broken up with your ass. 218 00:11:02,329 --> 00:11:03,914 That's some cold-ass shit, dude. 219 00:11:03,997 --> 00:11:05,624 I didn't say shit. -I'm playing, dude. 220 00:11:05,707 --> 00:11:07,543 Come on, dog, it's me. I'm just fucking with you. 221 00:11:07,626 --> 00:11:08,794 Can I get a vodka soda? 222 00:11:08,877 --> 00:11:10,254 Please and thank you. -I'll get a Coke. 223 00:11:10,337 --> 00:11:12,089 Coke? -Yeah, great. 224 00:11:12,172 --> 00:11:13,173 Thank you. 225 00:11:48,041 --> 00:11:51,837 All right, you're a kitty-cat. So let me guess, you're independent, right? 226 00:11:51,920 --> 00:11:55,090 You're the type I could just leave you alone with a bowl of milk 227 00:11:55,174 --> 00:11:56,383 and you'd be cool? 228 00:11:57,217 --> 00:11:58,218 Yeah. 229 00:12:00,179 --> 00:12:03,056 Hey, bunny. What kind of bunny are you? 230 00:12:03,140 --> 00:12:04,141 I don't know. 231 00:12:05,934 --> 00:12:07,019 Asshole. 232 00:12:07,102 --> 00:12:11,106 Halloween, it's the holiday where women think they're hotter than they are. 233 00:12:11,899 --> 00:12:12,900 Hi. Can I- -Hey, 234 00:12:12,983 --> 00:12:14,985 can I get three more Jamesons on the rocks? 235 00:12:19,489 --> 00:12:21,617 I was actually here before you. 236 00:12:37,799 --> 00:12:38,884 Yo. -Yo. 237 00:12:38,967 --> 00:12:40,260 Sorry. That took forever. 238 00:12:40,344 --> 00:12:42,054 All good. Your girl coming? 239 00:12:42,137 --> 00:12:43,514 Yeah, I just heard from her. -Dope. 240 00:12:43,597 --> 00:12:45,474 You know where Dax is? I got his drink. 241 00:12:46,391 --> 00:12:48,143 No idea, bro. -That's great. 242 00:12:48,227 --> 00:12:49,561 Should we go look for him? 243 00:12:49,645 --> 00:12:51,104 I guess so. -All right. Right. 244 00:12:52,272 --> 00:12:53,273 Sorry. 245 00:12:54,107 --> 00:12:55,108 Excuse. 246 00:12:56,443 --> 00:13:00,781 Okay. Okay. Intense. Intensity. 247 00:13:11,166 --> 00:13:13,377 Dude, you're Sonic just like me, man. 248 00:13:13,460 --> 00:13:14,670 Same costume. 249 00:13:14,753 --> 00:13:17,339 No, I'm Arrow. -No, it's like looking in a mirror. 250 00:13:24,263 --> 00:13:26,807 I'm going to make our country rich again. 251 00:13:26,890 --> 00:13:28,517 Trump! Trump! Trump! 252 00:13:37,568 --> 00:13:41,780 Dream of Californication 253 00:13:42,406 --> 00:13:46,159 Dream of Californication 254 00:13:46,243 --> 00:13:47,411 Oh, my God. 255 00:13:47,494 --> 00:13:52,416 Dream of Californication 256 00:13:52,916 --> 00:13:54,459 Fuck. -I fucking love that song! 257 00:13:54,543 --> 00:13:55,961 It is so good. -Yo. 258 00:13:56,044 --> 00:13:57,379 You know what's crazy? 259 00:13:57,462 --> 00:13:58,630 What? -Ever since I turned 30, 260 00:13:58,714 --> 00:14:00,549 it's so different singing along to songs like that. 261 00:14:00,632 --> 00:14:02,426 Like, when I was younger, I'd be singing along, like, 262 00:14:02,509 --> 00:14:04,303 "Yo, this is gonna fucking be me, man." 263 00:14:04,386 --> 00:14:06,805 Anthony Kiedis is my teacher and I'm his student 264 00:14:06,889 --> 00:14:09,266 on some Obi-Wan Kenobi, Luke Skywalker type shit. 265 00:14:09,349 --> 00:14:12,686 And I'm, like, embodying this motherfucker's soul as a performer. 266 00:14:12,769 --> 00:14:16,648 Like, part of my training to take my rightful place beside the Chili Peppers 267 00:14:16,732 --> 00:14:20,152 and fucking Hov and Bowie, and just the gods of show business. 268 00:14:20,235 --> 00:14:22,237 But now I'm old and it didn't- It could still- 269 00:14:22,321 --> 00:14:24,281 Anything can fucking happen, that's not the point. 270 00:14:24,364 --> 00:14:27,618 The point is, okay, I just know I'm not gonna be one of those icons, 271 00:14:27,701 --> 00:14:30,287 'cause if I was gonna be one of those then it would've happened already. 272 00:14:30,370 --> 00:14:33,373 So now when I sing along, it's not, like, part of my training. 273 00:14:33,457 --> 00:14:35,626 It's not really going anywhere like that. I'm just a fan. 274 00:14:35,709 --> 00:14:40,589 But, dude, you ask any fucking musician, since the beginning of time and space, 275 00:14:40,672 --> 00:14:43,800 and they will tell you how much they fucking love their fans, man. 276 00:14:43,884 --> 00:14:46,553 Like from the heart, you know what I mean? Do you feel me on that- 277 00:14:46,637 --> 00:14:48,722 Like you-In there. Know what I mean? 278 00:14:48,805 --> 00:14:50,015 Yeah. -Yeah. 279 00:14:50,098 --> 00:14:51,808 Like, not really. No. 280 00:14:51,892 --> 00:14:55,729 No, I think you have to talk to Josh about that type of shit, dude. My bad, yeah. 281 00:14:57,314 --> 00:14:58,857 Fucking no thanks, bro. 282 00:15:03,403 --> 00:15:04,446 Oh, shit. -What? 283 00:15:04,530 --> 00:15:05,739 I'm up to 467, bro. 284 00:15:05,822 --> 00:15:06,990 What? Yo, motherfucker. -Yeah. 285 00:15:07,074 --> 00:15:08,534 Bro, what did I say, bro? -All right. 286 00:15:08,617 --> 00:15:11,203 What did I say? Let me see this. -All right. 287 00:15:11,286 --> 00:15:13,247 Okay, but come here. Look at this last post. 288 00:15:13,330 --> 00:15:15,082 Right. -Okay. You got four comments 289 00:15:15,165 --> 00:15:18,126 and you haven't written back yet. You gotta engage with the people 290 00:15:18,210 --> 00:15:20,128 and make them feel like they're equal. 291 00:15:20,212 --> 00:15:22,130 You know what I mean? Yeah. -Okay. All right, yeah. 292 00:15:22,214 --> 00:15:24,091 Like, but what do I say, like, right there? 293 00:15:24,174 --> 00:15:26,677 You gotta find your own brand. 294 00:15:26,760 --> 00:15:29,721 Thanks a lot, dude. -No, I didn't mean it like that. 295 00:15:29,805 --> 00:15:33,308 Like, okay, what do you do? -I'm an on-road supervisor for UPS. 296 00:15:33,392 --> 00:15:35,018 Dope. Okay. No, that's good, man. -Yeah. 297 00:15:35,102 --> 00:15:36,728 That's really good 'cause 298 00:15:36,812 --> 00:15:37,980 it feels authentic. 299 00:15:38,063 --> 00:15:39,815 And that's what people want, is authenticity. 300 00:15:39,898 --> 00:15:42,025 Fuck yeah. -If you ask a- 301 00:15:42,734 --> 00:15:45,737 Oh, shit, I see that smile. Yo, is that your lady? 302 00:15:46,321 --> 00:15:48,198 Yeah. -She coming or what? 303 00:15:48,282 --> 00:15:49,908 I think so. -You think so? 304 00:15:49,992 --> 00:15:52,494 Man, gimme that phone. I'll get the bitch here in two texts or less. 305 00:15:52,578 --> 00:15:54,997 I'm all set, thanks. -All right, killer, do your thing. 306 00:15:55,080 --> 00:15:57,583 Look, I gotta handle some shit, so I'll holler at you guys later? 307 00:15:57,666 --> 00:15:58,750 All right, bro. Yep. 308 00:16:01,545 --> 00:16:03,380 Cool guy. He's cool. 309 00:16:11,513 --> 00:16:12,723 "Come on over." 310 00:16:13,974 --> 00:16:14,975 What? 311 00:16:15,058 --> 00:16:17,394 You're fucking corny, bro. 312 00:16:27,529 --> 00:16:30,115 Hey, you wanna get outta here? Try to get some food? 313 00:16:32,492 --> 00:16:33,911 Just text her again. 314 00:16:33,994 --> 00:16:34,995 I did. 315 00:16:35,078 --> 00:16:36,079 You did? When? 316 00:16:37,206 --> 00:16:38,707 What'd you say? -I'm not telling. 317 00:16:38,790 --> 00:16:39,833 All right. 318 00:17:07,194 --> 00:17:08,194 Let's just go. 319 00:17:10,489 --> 00:17:11,490 Yep. 320 00:17:13,534 --> 00:17:15,452 It seemed real, but I don't know. 321 00:17:15,536 --> 00:17:17,371 Fuck that bitch, man. -No. Can we not do that? 322 00:17:17,454 --> 00:17:18,622 If she's gonna be a dick about- 323 00:17:18,704 --> 00:17:20,249 You don't need to start saying mean things about her. 324 00:17:20,332 --> 00:17:23,126 It's not helping, so let's stop talking about it. 325 00:17:23,210 --> 00:17:25,546 Oh, shit. Look who it is. You wanna say hi? 326 00:17:26,922 --> 00:17:28,423 Yep. I guess so. 327 00:17:28,507 --> 00:17:29,508 Yo, yo! 328 00:17:30,217 --> 00:17:31,718 Damn, you guys still here? -Yep. 329 00:17:31,802 --> 00:17:34,429 Yo, I'm only at 471, man. I didn't quite make it. 330 00:17:34,513 --> 00:17:36,932 Nah, you just gotta keep engaging, bro. You'll get there. 331 00:17:37,015 --> 00:17:39,142 Yeah. -You guys getting a ride home or� 332 00:17:39,226 --> 00:17:40,727 I didn't drink, so� 333 00:17:40,811 --> 00:17:43,146 Word. How'd the rest of your night turn out, man? 334 00:17:43,230 --> 00:17:45,941 Your girl never showed up, did she? Fuck that bitch, man. 335 00:17:46,024 --> 00:17:47,276 Thank you. 336 00:17:47,359 --> 00:17:49,278 You don't have to- -Pedro! My friend! 337 00:17:49,361 --> 00:17:51,989 Yo, thanks for looking out for me. I appreciate it. 338 00:17:52,072 --> 00:17:56,118 The DJ? Amazing. Like, absolutely incredible. 339 00:17:56,994 --> 00:17:59,663 If you get a chance, you should check it out, yeah? 340 00:17:59,746 --> 00:18:00,789 Here. 341 00:18:01,290 --> 00:18:02,916 Keep it. Have a good time. 342 00:18:03,000 --> 00:18:04,084 Y'all ready? 343 00:18:05,169 --> 00:18:07,546 You know, that dude has 1.6 million followers. 344 00:18:07,629 --> 00:18:09,256 How do you know? -It's my job to know. 345 00:18:09,339 --> 00:18:11,425 What's he do? -The same fucking thing I do. 346 00:18:11,508 --> 00:18:13,677 Does it a lot better than me, I guess. -What do you do again? 347 00:18:13,760 --> 00:18:15,095 This dude is everywhere, man. 348 00:18:15,179 --> 00:18:17,181 Like, everybody's jocking him, and he says he makes music. 349 00:18:17,264 --> 00:18:19,308 Yeah, okay. -Exactly, bro. It's garbage. 350 00:18:19,391 --> 00:18:21,685 Even he knows it's garbage. He talks about it being garbage. 351 00:18:21,768 --> 00:18:23,187 But I guess that's what people like. 352 00:18:23,270 --> 00:18:24,730 I don't know. He works out a lot. 353 00:18:24,813 --> 00:18:27,316 Bro, I work out a lot too, but I do not look like this guy, man. 354 00:18:27,399 --> 00:18:29,193 I guess he's got better genes. 355 00:18:29,276 --> 00:18:31,403 Either that or he's probably fucking juicing. 356 00:18:31,486 --> 00:18:33,488 But then again, quality juice gets expensive, 357 00:18:33,572 --> 00:18:34,865 and that's, like, the weird thing. 358 00:18:34,948 --> 00:18:36,992 You know, this dude's driving a Model X. 359 00:18:37,075 --> 00:18:39,494 Even with 1.6, there's no way you're pulling that kind of cash. 360 00:18:39,578 --> 00:18:41,747 So honestly, he probably just grew up rich, you know? 361 00:18:41,830 --> 00:18:44,583 He never talks about mommy and daddy, and he says he's self-made, 362 00:18:44,666 --> 00:18:46,960 which is what fucking everybody in the industry says. 363 00:18:47,044 --> 00:18:48,962 And I'd say he bought his followers, 364 00:18:49,046 --> 00:18:51,256 but he obviously didn't 'cause he's got the likes to back it up. 365 00:18:51,340 --> 00:18:52,841 I don't know, he's got a good fucking face. 366 00:18:52,925 --> 00:18:55,594 Like, it's annoying, dude. -Yeah. But fuck that guy, man. 367 00:18:55,677 --> 00:18:57,846 You think he's really happy? Actually? 368 00:18:57,930 --> 00:19:00,057 Yo, I would be happy if I was him. 369 00:19:00,140 --> 00:19:02,267 If I had that many people giving me love every day. 370 00:19:02,351 --> 00:19:03,560 Now, see, there's your mistake. 371 00:19:03,644 --> 00:19:06,480 You can't care what other people think 'cause the vast majority of people: 372 00:19:06,563 --> 00:19:08,273 fucking idiots. -And we're going dark. Okay. 373 00:19:08,357 --> 00:19:11,109 Not everyone is an idiot, bro. -Not everyone, but pretty much everyone. 374 00:19:11,193 --> 00:19:13,278 No one has any reasoning behind what they think. 375 00:19:13,362 --> 00:19:15,364 They don't like things because they actually like it. 376 00:19:15,447 --> 00:19:18,116 They just think they're supposed to. It's what their friends and parents like. 377 00:19:18,200 --> 00:19:19,952 You're just pissed 'cause some chick flaked on you. 378 00:19:20,035 --> 00:19:21,912 You don't know what you're talking about. Bro, look- 379 00:19:21,995 --> 00:19:24,164 Whatever. I know it's cool to be like, "Fuck the world, 380 00:19:24,248 --> 00:19:25,958 I just don't give a fuck." But you know what? 381 00:19:26,041 --> 00:19:28,168 I do give a fuck, and I'm not scared to say it, bro. 382 00:19:28,252 --> 00:19:29,920 I want people to like me, man. 383 00:19:30,003 --> 00:19:32,381 It's just nobody does. -Come on. That's not true. 384 00:19:32,464 --> 00:19:34,216 Look, don't get me wrong. I'm surviving. 385 00:19:34,299 --> 00:19:36,593 I'm doing my thing or whatever the fuck, man. 386 00:19:36,677 --> 00:19:38,929 But unless you're really killing it, like, really snapping, 387 00:19:39,012 --> 00:19:41,139 nobody cares about you. I don't even have any real friends. 388 00:19:41,223 --> 00:19:42,850 And, I mean, no offense, bro. 389 00:19:42,933 --> 00:19:45,143 But I've known you longer than anybody else I saw here tonight, 390 00:19:45,227 --> 00:19:47,437 and I wouldn't consider us friends. You don't care about me, man. 391 00:19:47,521 --> 00:19:48,939 That's not true. -Yo, fuck you, man! 392 00:19:49,022 --> 00:19:49,857 Hey. 393 00:19:49,940 --> 00:19:51,567 I know you're supposed to be this really nice guy, 394 00:19:51,650 --> 00:19:52,776 and everybody knows how nice you are. 395 00:19:52,860 --> 00:19:55,654 But at least be a fucking man and admit when somebody's telling you the truth. 396 00:19:55,737 --> 00:19:57,990 You do not care about me, man! 397 00:19:58,073 --> 00:19:59,908 You just call me when you wanna get laid. 398 00:19:59,992 --> 00:20:01,326 All right, dude. Okay. 399 00:20:01,410 --> 00:20:03,704 Fucking asshole. -All right. Hey, it's okay. Come on. 400 00:20:03,787 --> 00:20:05,122 Fuck him. All right. 401 00:20:06,248 --> 00:20:07,499 It's annoying. 402 00:20:27,102 --> 00:20:29,688 Say it again, motherfucker! -Yo. Chill, dude. 403 00:20:29,771 --> 00:20:31,356 Say it again, huh? -Chill. Chill. 404 00:20:31,440 --> 00:20:34,151 You too pussy to say it again, you fucking glittery-ass motherfucker? 405 00:20:34,234 --> 00:20:36,612 You think I got time to be fucking with little bitches like you, man? 406 00:20:36,695 --> 00:20:38,488 You some big man now? -We're good. Dude- 407 00:20:38,572 --> 00:20:40,824 I'm bigger than you, little bitch-ass. -This is stupid, you guys. 408 00:20:40,908 --> 00:20:41,992 Walk away, come on. -Nah. Wait. 409 00:20:42,075 --> 00:20:44,620 Now this little blue twink with the ears- I'm not tryna deal with you. 410 00:20:44,703 --> 00:20:46,371 Chill out. -Why don't you do something 411 00:20:46,455 --> 00:20:48,832 instead of talking like a little girl- -Yeah? You wanna go- 412 00:20:48,916 --> 00:20:50,167 Fuck. -Stop! 413 00:20:50,250 --> 00:20:51,460 Chill the fuck out, bro! 414 00:20:51,543 --> 00:20:52,794 Jesus! -Fuck, man! 415 00:21:54,857 --> 00:21:55,899 Fucker. 416 00:22:58,795 --> 00:23:01,632 Yo, me and my boys just fist-fucked your whole face, son. 417 00:23:01,715 --> 00:23:02,925 Like, "bow"! 418 00:23:07,054 --> 00:23:08,889 Yo! Yo, come on! 419 00:23:10,057 --> 00:23:11,517 Josh, what the fuck? Come on! 420 00:23:12,226 --> 00:23:13,227 Shit. 421 00:23:13,769 --> 00:23:15,229 Yo, what the fuck? 422 00:23:16,313 --> 00:23:17,856 Yo, what the fuck? 423 00:23:18,690 --> 00:23:20,526 Oh, my God! 424 00:23:20,609 --> 00:23:22,027 What the fuck was that? 425 00:23:24,363 --> 00:23:26,657 Yo. Did you see that one dude, like- 426 00:23:26,740 --> 00:23:29,159 Couldn't even get a hit in. I was fucking him up! 427 00:23:29,243 --> 00:23:30,452 Yeah, you fucked him up! -A hundred percent. 428 00:23:30,536 --> 00:23:32,621 But did you see Vic pick that other guy up? 429 00:23:32,704 --> 00:23:35,374 That was, like, crazy. -You picked him up into the air! 430 00:23:35,457 --> 00:23:36,834 I made that guy my bitch, dude. 431 00:23:36,917 --> 00:23:38,794 But then you just put him back down. 432 00:23:38,877 --> 00:23:40,128 I know. -So good. 433 00:23:40,212 --> 00:23:41,713 Safety first, bro, you know? 434 00:23:42,881 --> 00:23:44,216 What about this guy though? -Yeah. 435 00:23:44,299 --> 00:23:45,801 He got a few in. I was like, "fucking damn." 436 00:23:45,884 --> 00:23:46,885 Kinda weird to see. 437 00:23:46,969 --> 00:23:49,054 I have never done that shit before in my life. 438 00:23:49,137 --> 00:23:50,889 Yeah. But that's how it goes. 439 00:23:50,973 --> 00:23:52,474 Crazy. -But that's how it goes, bro. 440 00:23:52,558 --> 00:23:55,227 It's instinct, right? You see your homeys, you back 'em up immediately, right? 441 00:23:55,310 --> 00:23:57,604 Bro! Like when that fucking super Hulk dude, 442 00:23:57,688 --> 00:23:59,439 he's like, "I'm going to kill you." 443 00:23:59,523 --> 00:24:02,359 You fucking came outta nowhere and you clotheslined the shit out of him. 444 00:24:02,442 --> 00:24:05,279 I saw that shit! -Bro, where did that come from, dog? 445 00:24:05,362 --> 00:24:07,781 Honestly, I don't know. -Bro, where? 446 00:24:07,865 --> 00:24:09,408 Somewhere deep. -Let me know. 447 00:24:09,491 --> 00:24:10,909 I need some of that too. 448 00:24:10,993 --> 00:24:12,411 The guy was in shock, dude. 449 00:24:12,494 --> 00:24:14,454 He was like, "This fucking blue motherfucker- 450 00:24:14,538 --> 00:24:16,415 This Blue Man Group guy just fucked me up." 451 00:24:16,498 --> 00:24:18,834 It's not Blue Man Group. It's Arrow. -I know! I know that. 452 00:24:18,917 --> 00:24:20,377 He doesn't know that. 453 00:24:20,460 --> 00:24:23,046 He was just like, "Where the fuck did you come from?" 454 00:24:53,493 --> 00:24:54,661 Yo. 455 00:24:56,955 --> 00:24:57,956 Josh! -Yeah. 456 00:25:00,417 --> 00:25:01,418 Did you see? -Yeah. 457 00:25:01,502 --> 00:25:03,086 I'm just hearing about it right now. 458 00:25:05,714 --> 00:25:08,425 We were just with him. Like- 459 00:25:08,509 --> 00:25:11,386 We dropped him off, like, five hours ago. -I don't know. Yeah. 460 00:25:11,470 --> 00:25:13,222 He was fine. -He was fine. 461 00:25:13,305 --> 00:25:15,307 He was cracking jokes and shit. 462 00:25:15,390 --> 00:25:17,267 He was fine, right? -Yeah. 463 00:25:21,438 --> 00:25:22,648 Oh, shit. -What? 464 00:25:23,815 --> 00:25:25,317 I broke 500. 465 00:25:28,317 --> 00:25:32,317 Preuzeto sa www.titlovi.com 36326

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