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[ Hip-hop playing ]
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There are just
so many of them!
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Your highness,
give young Fluvia a chance.
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He's our only hope.
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I promised his father that
I would keep him from danger.
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We're all in danger
of this enemy.
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We can't leave our culture to be
manhandled by these animals!
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Can you imagine your daughter's
legs wrapped around one of them?
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They're three times our size!
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I still think we could...
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talk.
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There is no reasoning
with them!
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[ Sighs ]
Bring me young Fluvia.
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Your highness.
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Can you save us?
Save our people?
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I believe I can.
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Then Godspeed.
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Godspeed!
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Open the gates!
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MAN:
Open the gates!
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[ Yelling ]
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[ Horse neighs ]
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[ Yelling continues ]
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[ Cheering ]
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[ Yells ]
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Yes!
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Take that, villain!
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[ Yelling ]
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[ Horse neighs ]
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[ Cheering ]
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This didn't feel wrong!
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Cool, yeah,
I'll draw up the contracts.
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Talk soon, bye.
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Bob!
Let me just jump right in.
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I firmly believe you should move
now on this offer.
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The market is right, and your
portfolio is tailor made for it.
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Oh, so you're getting
a good vibe, then, huh?
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[ Chuckles ]
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What the [bleep] is that
supposed to mean, Bob,
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you piece of shit!
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* Kitty in a window
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* Kitty in a close-up
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* Kitty in a mother...jar
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* Kitty in a window
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* Kitty in a close-up
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* Kitty in a mother...jar
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* If anybody comes to take
my kitty cat away *
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* Mother...gonna have
some hell to pay *
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* Kitty in a window,
kitty in a close-up *
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* Kitty in a mother...jarrrr
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[ Tooting ]
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[ Laughing ]
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[ Tooting ]
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Whatever.
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[ Plays tune ]
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* Morphers
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* They're totally awesome
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* Once upon a time
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* Their bodies got changed
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* Morphers
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* So now they can turn
into anything *
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* So long as they take off
their clothes *
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* Morphers
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* They'll stretch out
their bodies *
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* Become a table
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* Yes, they are spies
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* Morphers
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* Don't anybody look yet
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* Hold on a second
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* This takes some time
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* Morphers
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* Okay, we're ready
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* I bet you didn't think
this lamp was a boy *
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* Morphers
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MAN: You know I always see
Taylor Swift
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as, like, you know, the...
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embodiment of the missing
testament of Nostradamus.
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You know, like, she's that
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one other horseman
of the apocalypse,
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and she is [bleep] here.
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And she is running around
with a smile on her face,
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but her eyes, oh, her eyes
are telling us it's over.
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And she's got
the only space ship
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that is gonna get out
of here in time,
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you know, because she's, like,
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all of these new
mansions up on Mars,
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and she's only got
a couple of beds.
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And she's testing all of us out
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to see which of us is gonna go
on her Martian sleep-over.
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You still got those
[bleep] steaks?
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[ Applause ]
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Now, I,
Alfred Barnabas Thruster,
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give to you the iJet.
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* Yeah
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* Barnabas Thruster
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[ Grunting ]
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* Yeah
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* Barnabas Thruster
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WOMAN: Let me tell you about
the top kids in school --
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Bobert, Butty, Dog Dog, Trimp,
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Gank, Pince, Coughie,
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Drutherson, and Fragonard.
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What the [bleep] did I buy?
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Hmm, well, ha ha!
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Let's see what was so [bleep]
damned important that I bought.
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Oh, cool!
A Cincinnati Reds jump suit.
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[Bleep] me!
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Oh, great!
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Seems I bought a leather
[bleep] potholder!
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I feel important and medieval!
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[Bleep] such fiscal
responsibility!
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Ahh!
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What else? Yes, yes.
Yes, ah, look!
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A scarf for my neck!
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I live in the [bleep] desert!
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What else? Sorry.
Oh, bravo!
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Check this out, nobody.
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A sweet little dart board
endorsed by Toby [bleep] Keith!
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[ Crash! ]
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Nailed it! Ha ha!
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And looks like I bought some
extra important teeth whiteners.
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Who is gonna care?!
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I think Jaws will really do
great things
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in the last quarter
of his second term.
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I mean, the powers that be
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never let you really do anything
in your first term.
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Even Jaws
had a bad first term.
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You gotta earn
that second term.
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Then who gives a [bleep]
right?
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* I see a Democrat
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* Republican
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* I see a Democrat
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* Republican
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* I see a Democrat
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* Republican
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* I see a Democrat
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* I see Republican
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[ Screams ]
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* Democrat
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* Republican
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* I see a Democrat
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* Republican
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* I see a Democrat
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* Republican
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* Oh, ah ah, Democrat
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* Republican
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[ Screams ]
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[ Panting ]
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If we do have a kid,
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you have to get your shit
together, Peter.
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I'm talking body-wise.
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Hey, guys, I got doughnuts!
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* Your pink box
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* Your pink box
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* Trying to lose weight
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* Your pink box
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* Your pink box
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* Trying to lose weight
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* Your pink box
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* Your pink box
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You really [bleep] up,
Peirton.
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Get your shit
out of here.
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Once upon a time,
there was a prince.
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Hello, I'm a rich prince,
full of coins.
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And, uh, this prince had it
so bad
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for this super hot painting
of his aunt
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when she was in
pre-queen college,
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because when he looked at it,
the painted sounded like this.
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Ooh.
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Ooh.
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MAN: Oh, so hot.
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But, yeah, the family thing
was a problem.
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Plus, now, the aunt was old
and like...
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I eat as many pears as possible
in a day.
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Ha ha ha ha.
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So the prince stole the painting
and took it to Paris,
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where everyone was like,
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"We eat frogs
and are also into paintings."
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Mmm, mwah, mwah, mwah.
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Mmm, mwah, mwah, mwah.
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Damn it, Cecil!
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I thought it told you
to quit telling yourself
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sick-ass stories
in the bathroom!
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[ Laughing ]
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* Whoo
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* Put your TV on
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* Get that Big Bang on
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* You know it reruns every night
and all day *
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* Watch Big Bang again
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* Watch Big Bang again
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* It isn't like the world
is dying today *
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* You gotta suck that TV set
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* Suck all of that TV tonight
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* And the night after that
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* And the night after that
and the night after that *
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* Suck that TV set
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* All of that TV tonight
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Ha. [ Laughs ]
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I know, dude.
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I love to be happy.
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I just...
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I don't know.
I -- I love to be happy.
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Oh, good. I never liked that son
of a bitch anyway.
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It's like my daddy used to say,
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"Girl, if I catch you
going around quoting me,
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I'm gonna tear that ass up!"
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[ Mid-tempo music plays ]
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* We're gonna talk
about this hole *
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* We're gonna talk
about that hole *
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* We're gonna talk
about this hole *
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* Talk about mine
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* We're gonna talk
about that hole *
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[ Yelling and gavel banging ]
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[ Horse whinnies ]
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[ Tarzan yell ]
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[ Hip-hop playing ]
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Bye-bye.
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Chirp.
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