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Arliss (narrating):
For most of us,
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the dream of
becoming a champion,
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remains a fantasy.
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But for a special few,
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it is very much a reality.
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We cheer them,
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we live through them.
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Athletes are our last warriors.
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My job is to make
their dreams come true.
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My name is Arliss Michaels,
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I represent athletes,
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these are my stories.
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♪ Don't know what it is
that makes me love you so ♪
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♪ I only know I never
wanna let you go ♪
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♪ 'Cause you started
something oh, can't you see ♪
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♪ That ever since we met
you had a hold on me ♪
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♪ It happens to be true ♪
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♪ I only wanna be with you ♪
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♪ I just wanna be
beside you everywhere ♪
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♪ As long as we're
together, honey, I don't care ♪
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♪ 'Cause you started
something oh, can't you see ♪
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♪ That ever since we met
you had a hold on me ♪
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♪ No matter what you do ♪
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♪ I only wanna be with you ♪
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(rock music playing)
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♪ You say it can't be done ♪
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♪ I say it can be ♪
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♪ Whoa ♪
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♪ If all of us are one ♪
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♪ Oh baby, baby ♪
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Okay, okay, okay,
stop, stop, stop, stop.
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(scoffs)
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There's no "baby".
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I never wrote "baby".
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I added it.
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I go with what I feel.
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Well, don't feel a "baby".
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If I'm stuck with your music,
you stick with my lyrics.
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Shit, they've been
arguing this since college.
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It's amazing they
still jam together at all.
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Fred, you need to understand
that Arliss always fantasized
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about gold records
lining his hallway.
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Not lining the hallways,
but one would be nice.
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A lyricist. Cole Porter.
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Hey, I saw this
thing on Cole Porter.
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Dude was a major "'mo".
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Dude was a major song writer.
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Three, four.
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♪ You say it can't be done ♪
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♪ I say it can be ♪
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♪ Whoa ♪
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♪ All of us are one ♪
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♪ Oh baby, baby ♪
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♪ Baby, baby, baby,
baby, baby, baby... ♪
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♪ The bombs bursting in air ♪
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Oh, god, I love
Holland Pound's voice.
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His new acoustic CD is fabulous.
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His earlier stuff
was so much better.
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"Bohemian Tumbleweed,"
"Mad Man at the Opera."
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Together: "Caribou
Under Pressure."
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Great album.
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Arliss, I'm outraged
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and it's time we took a stand.
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Can we not take it
in front of the TV?
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I just received my high
school alumni newsletter.
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They're gutting
the sports program!
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Your school had a crew team.
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That's not a sport, that's
a Merchant Ivory film.
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Scholastic athletics are
being decimated everywhere.
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AMM should spearhead
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a national school
sports charity.
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We'll do it...
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right after we settle that
Middle East skirmish.
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Do you mind?
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Hello, everybody, Steve Lyons,
FOX Sports with Holland Pound.
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Music legend and sports junkie.
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Now, Holland, when
did you first fall in love
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with America's pastime?
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Well, you know, America
is my adopted homeland.
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Tell me, when did Holland
Pound, Bono and Sting
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become the
spokesmen for America?
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Yeah, I was a shy lad.
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Growing up in
school, playing cricket,
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you know, really gave
me a lot of confidence.
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(British accent) Oh, please, why don't
you melt down your fucking gold records?
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That way all high school
sports could be funded forever!
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Hey.
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Good fucking call.
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I would've...
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Hey Trevor, my man!
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You keep pitching
shutouts like that,
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you're gonna make my
job a whole lot easier.
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Oh, fuck his pitching.
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Turning four DP's saved his ass.
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Hey, guys.
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I got a visitor coming I think
you're gonna want to meet.
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Jillian Barberie?
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Not exactly, but pretty hot.
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Knock, knock!
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No need to put
your kilt on, lads.
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Always love a man in uniform.
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Oh, oh, oh.
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Check out Siegfried
and boy. (chuckles)
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Their publicist is
a friend of mine.
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I'll go get him.
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Holland Pound, Arliss Michaels.
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Let me introduce
you to two big fans.
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Trevor Lawson, Fred Russell,
meet the great Holland Pound!
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I love your music,
man, I got all your cd's.
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You were fucking burning
out there tonight, Trevor.
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I mean, really throwing
heat past those Giants.
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Yeah, speaking of hot giants.
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Don't mind, Brandon.
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He's a baseball fan,
he makes a great lover.
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(laughing)
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I got to...
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go.
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Great to meet you.
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Hey, see you in October.
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That's right.
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Alright.
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Uh, Holland...
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I was really touched by
your pre-game interview.
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I have a plan that you
might be interested in
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to help the kids
of this country!
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Excuse me. Hey.
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Have you finished
having a good ogle view?
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You were the one who
insisted on coming in here.
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I didn't mean cumming in here.
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It'll just take a few
moments to explain.
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I'm missing "Oz."
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Brandon!
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I think you're
gonna respond to it!
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Tomorrow morning at my villa!
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Don't make any sudden moves,
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don't upset him,
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and don't use the
word "Brandon."
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The master is an artist.
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I understand.
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Holland: ♪ There may be you ♪
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♪ There may be me ♪
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♪ But suddenly ♪
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♪ There is no we ♪
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Arliss Michaels,
the sports agent.
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Cheers, Friday.
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Friday...
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as in Robinson Caruso.
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As in, thank God it's.
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You have to pardon
me, Mr. Michaels.
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I have a broken heart to mend.
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I'm sorry, did
Brandon, did he leave?
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No! I dumped him, that cunt.
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The kill can be so devastating
you know what I mean?
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Meanwhile, I'll be brief.
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I'm producing a song for charity
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that I'd be honored if
you wrote the music for.
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Saving school sports.
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This is for kids?
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Kids who are confused.
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Shy kids who are lost.
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Adrift.
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Your musical genius
could play a huge difference
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in their lives.
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Who else is involved?
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I refuse to work with
Whitney Houston!
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No, no, professional athletes.
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Baseball players,
basketball players,
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football players.
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Can they sing?
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For the kids...
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they can do anything.
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I've jotted down a few lyrics
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that I think capture
the sentiment
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of what we're looking for.
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That's not bad.
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That's not bad at all.
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Book a video crew.
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I want lots of press
at the recording studio.
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Stress the band's diversity.
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Black, white, blue, green.
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Going p.c., are we?
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- You're gonna get one of those signers?
- No, you are.
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Stanley, who the hell
are all these people?
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Coaches who heard about our
program and are applying for funds.
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As you can see, the
need is staggering.
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Well, have 'em
stagger by your office.
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I still got a
business to run here.
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Fine, people,
single file follow me!
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Every voice will be heard.
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- Including mine.
- Mine what?
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- My voice, I want to be in the band.
- No!
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- Yes.
- No.
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- Why not?
- A, it's for athletes, B, you can't sing.
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And C, you can't sing.
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I can too sing.
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(Out of tune) ♪ Amazing grace ♪
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♪ How sweet the sound ♪
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♪ That saves a wretch ♪
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(high-pitched) ♪ Like me ♪
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(dogs howling)
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Kirby, you better get going.
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You got a lot of work to do.
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What song are we doing?
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Song?
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That's still up in the air.
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You better get going.
Okay, good luck.
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Rita, would you
please excuse me.
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I can play a little piano.
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Oh, no, no, no,
I'm playing piano.
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I want to be in the band!
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What band?
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You kidding?
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We don't play
basketball, we play basket.
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We're a team with no balls.
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You have a strong case.
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A very strong case.
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I feel confident we'll be
able to get you some...
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balls.
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Thank you.
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Next.
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- Mr...
- (exclaims)
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Red: Sorry about that.
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I'm Red Barkley, head coach
at Evergreen Consolidated.
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- (knuckles cracking)
- Whoa!
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Strong guy!
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I'm the coach of the
Lumberjack Squad.
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Normally I'm
squeezing ax handles.
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They're cutting lumber-jacking.
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Is there nothing sacred?
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Well, you know, practice
wood doesn't grow on trees.
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McEnroe can't do it.
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Laryngitis.
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So, you still haven't
told me, what's the song?
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Oh, the song.
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Well, it's an original tune.
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Damn, I forgot to
call Trevor and Fred!
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(line ringing)
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(whistling)
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- Trevor (on phone): Hello.
- Trevor, Arliss.
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Hey, hang on a second.
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Holland, give me a
second, would you?
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Holland, he's there now?
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Yeah, yeah, he's
here playing the song.
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Song!
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Yeah, it's awesome, I
bet this thing goes gold.
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Arliss?
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Gold record, huh? I got to
hear it, got to hear it, Holland!
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Holland, Holland, where are you?
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He just left, you missed him.
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Fuck!
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You'll hear it tomorrow
at the rehearsal.
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Yeah, I suppose.
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Actually, it's probably
just as well Holland doesn't
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hang out here too much
if you know what I mean.
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Oh, yeah, I know
exactly what you mean.
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Tell me more about the song, tell
me about the song. Does it kick?
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Arliss,
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did you ever
represent a ballplayer
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that you knew was gay?
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There was a few I wondered
about but 100% sure, no.
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Tell me about the
song, the song!
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00:10:33,933 --> 00:10:35,943
How would you play it?
263
00:10:36,001 --> 00:10:37,571
Oh, key of "G," right?
264
00:10:37,636 --> 00:10:39,466
No.
265
00:10:39,538 --> 00:10:42,368
How would you handle it if...
266
00:10:42,441 --> 00:10:44,441
a ballplayer told
you he was gay?
267
00:10:44,510 --> 00:10:46,710
As long as he flies
under the radar
268
00:10:46,779 --> 00:10:48,579
who he fucks is
his own business.
269
00:10:48,647 --> 00:10:50,377
None for me, tell
me about the song.
270
00:10:50,449 --> 00:10:51,579
Gold, huh, you sure?
271
00:10:51,650 --> 00:10:53,750
What if he's tired of
flying under the radar?
272
00:10:53,819 --> 00:10:55,149
Where you goin' with this?
273
00:10:58,491 --> 00:11:00,761
Arliss, I'm gay.
274
00:11:00,826 --> 00:11:02,826
(chuckles) Since when?
275
00:11:02,895 --> 00:11:04,995
Since always.
276
00:11:07,266 --> 00:11:08,396
You're serious.
277
00:11:10,569 --> 00:11:12,339
And you and Holland?
278
00:11:17,409 --> 00:11:18,509
(exhales sharply)
279
00:11:19,912 --> 00:11:20,912
Well, um...
280
00:11:20,946 --> 00:11:22,976
Trevor, I appreciate
you telling me this,
281
00:11:23,048 --> 00:11:24,978
but as your agent,
I should warn you
282
00:11:25,050 --> 00:11:27,650
that Holland is not the most
low profile person to be with.
283
00:11:28,721 --> 00:11:30,221
I know.
284
00:11:31,891 --> 00:11:33,561
That's why I'm coming out.
285
00:11:34,560 --> 00:11:35,560
You're what?
286
00:11:35,594 --> 00:11:37,134
Arliss, it's time.
287
00:11:37,196 --> 00:11:38,856
Being with Holland
has empowered me,
288
00:11:38,931 --> 00:11:40,031
it's like your lyrics.
289
00:11:40,099 --> 00:11:42,169
You say it can't be
done, I say it can be.
290
00:11:42,234 --> 00:11:43,604
If all of us are one.
291
00:11:43,669 --> 00:11:46,539
I think you're reading
way to much into it.
292
00:11:46,605 --> 00:11:48,205
Holland agrees I
should come out.
293
00:11:48,274 --> 00:11:50,214
Of course Holland agrees,
294
00:11:50,276 --> 00:11:51,636
he's a British rock star.
295
00:11:51,710 --> 00:11:53,550
It's de rigueur for
them to be gay.
296
00:11:53,612 --> 00:11:55,312
But you're an
American ballplayer.
297
00:11:55,381 --> 00:11:56,681
Billy Bean came out.
298
00:11:56,749 --> 00:11:58,149
After he left baseball.
299
00:11:58,217 --> 00:12:01,017
Holland and I are gonna make
an announcement together
300
00:12:01,086 --> 00:12:02,416
at the recording.
301
00:12:02,488 --> 00:12:04,058
At the recording?
302
00:12:04,123 --> 00:12:05,493
Of my song?
303
00:12:05,558 --> 00:12:06,788
Seems perfect, doesn't it?
304
00:12:08,494 --> 00:12:11,204
Trevor, why don't you
think about this a little more?
305
00:12:11,263 --> 00:12:13,003
I have thought about this.
306
00:12:13,065 --> 00:12:14,495
For a long time.
307
00:12:15,501 --> 00:12:16,871
You know, this isn't easy.
308
00:12:21,106 --> 00:12:22,836
Kirby, we need faces that pop.
309
00:12:22,908 --> 00:12:24,038
Who's in?
310
00:12:24,109 --> 00:12:25,639
Lipinski? Maybe.
311
00:12:25,711 --> 00:12:27,451
Darius Miles, Clippers, good.
312
00:12:27,513 --> 00:12:29,423
Mo Green? From "The Godfather?"
313
00:12:29,481 --> 00:12:30,761
Oh, the world's fastest human...
314
00:12:30,816 --> 00:12:32,786
Whoa, Jesus Christ!
315
00:12:32,851 --> 00:12:34,651
You almost ripped my
arm off, what's going on?
316
00:12:37,456 --> 00:12:39,186
♪ Hare Rama ♪
317
00:12:39,258 --> 00:12:41,458
♪ Hare Krishna ♪
318
00:12:41,527 --> 00:12:42,627
♪ Krishna, Krishna ♪
319
00:12:42,695 --> 00:12:44,495
I can play tambourines!
320
00:12:44,563 --> 00:12:46,103
Rita, don't take
this personally,
321
00:12:46,165 --> 00:12:47,965
but no fucking way!
322
00:12:48,033 --> 00:12:50,573
My song is going gold, not lead.
323
00:12:50,636 --> 00:12:53,466
You mean your's and
Kirby's song, don't you?
324
00:12:55,975 --> 00:12:57,175
What are you talking about?
325
00:12:59,345 --> 00:13:01,175
"All of Us are One."
326
00:13:01,247 --> 00:13:06,247
Words by Arliss Michaels,
music by Holland Pound.
327
00:13:06,318 --> 00:13:09,518
What happened to
music by Kirby Carlisle?
328
00:13:09,588 --> 00:13:12,928
He is gonna be pissed.
329
00:13:12,992 --> 00:13:15,092
I was gonna tell
him sooner or later.
330
00:13:15,160 --> 00:13:16,930
- I can make it sooner.
- Red light!
331
00:13:19,431 --> 00:13:20,801
Okay, you're in.
332
00:13:23,102 --> 00:13:25,372
(tambourine rattling)
333
00:13:25,437 --> 00:13:26,777
Yesterday, we're in
a timber tournament
334
00:13:26,805 --> 00:13:28,645
and my guy climbs to
the top of the pole first,
335
00:13:28,674 --> 00:13:29,844
but the clapper's broken.
336
00:13:29,908 --> 00:13:31,878
He keeps trying to
ring the bell, but nothing.
337
00:13:31,944 --> 00:13:33,184
We need money.
338
00:13:33,245 --> 00:13:34,545
Arliss.
339
00:13:34,613 --> 00:13:35,813
Arliss, this is Red Barkley.
340
00:13:35,881 --> 00:13:37,581
Red's one of our
applicants for funding.
341
00:13:37,650 --> 00:13:38,820
Nice to meet you.
342
00:13:38,817 --> 00:13:39,947
Ow!
343
00:13:40,019 --> 00:13:41,389
Jesus!
344
00:13:41,453 --> 00:13:43,793
I forgot to mention that
Red is a lumberjack.
345
00:13:43,856 --> 00:13:45,316
Oh, lumberjack.
346
00:13:45,391 --> 00:13:48,331
Well, I'm sure Stanley'll
get you some new saws.
347
00:13:48,394 --> 00:13:50,134
Later, going to rehearsal.
348
00:13:50,195 --> 00:13:51,395
Thanks, Stanley.
349
00:13:51,463 --> 00:13:53,033
Oh!
350
00:13:54,700 --> 00:13:55,770
Gentlemen, ladies,
351
00:13:55,834 --> 00:13:57,474
please take your places.
352
00:13:57,536 --> 00:13:59,866
I trust you've all checked
your egos at the door.
353
00:13:59,938 --> 00:14:01,038
Where's Holland?
354
00:14:01,106 --> 00:14:02,616
We were supposed to
begin 20 minutes ago.
355
00:14:02,641 --> 00:14:06,411
I'm sorry, "gay time" is
always 20 minutes behind.
356
00:14:08,314 --> 00:14:11,024
Hey, Fred, tune up the old ax.
357
00:14:11,083 --> 00:14:12,183
(chuckles)
358
00:14:12,251 --> 00:14:13,651
- Where's Trevor?
- (door closes)
359
00:14:13,719 --> 00:14:14,719
He should be on his way.
360
00:14:14,753 --> 00:14:17,963
Arliss, I want you to
meet Bruce Hornsby.
361
00:14:18,023 --> 00:14:19,163
Hey, nice to meet ya.
362
00:14:19,224 --> 00:14:20,364
Nice to meet you...
363
00:14:20,426 --> 00:14:22,526
Boy scout handshake.
364
00:14:22,594 --> 00:14:24,704
You know, my little
finger's a little fragile here,
365
00:14:24,763 --> 00:14:28,073
so, I use the boy scout
handshake to protect it.
366
00:14:28,133 --> 00:14:29,903
So, what are you doing here?
367
00:14:29,968 --> 00:14:32,038
Are you jamming with
Holland Pound on a new album?
368
00:14:32,104 --> 00:14:34,644
No, Kirby told me about this
project you guys had going,
369
00:14:34,707 --> 00:14:36,307
so, I'm there.
370
00:14:36,375 --> 00:14:37,605
There, where?
371
00:14:37,611 --> 00:14:38,841
On the piano.
372
00:14:38,911 --> 00:14:41,651
How cool is that?
Bruce Hornsby on piano!
373
00:14:41,714 --> 00:14:43,624
On piano.
374
00:14:45,684 --> 00:14:47,024
Would you excuse me?
375
00:14:48,754 --> 00:14:50,864
Hey. I was getting
worried about you.
376
00:14:50,923 --> 00:14:54,163
Thought maybe you
changed your mind.
377
00:14:54,226 --> 00:14:55,486
You haven't, have you?
378
00:14:55,561 --> 00:14:57,301
No, haven't.
379
00:14:58,831 --> 00:15:00,971
Sorry, I'm fucking late.
380
00:15:01,033 --> 00:15:03,543
Friday should know better
than to schedule rehearsal
381
00:15:03,602 --> 00:15:04,742
during "All My Children."
382
00:15:04,803 --> 00:15:07,373
I love "All My Children."
383
00:15:07,439 --> 00:15:10,209
That Erica is such a bitch.
384
00:15:10,275 --> 00:15:14,905
This is a very
special song for me.
385
00:15:14,980 --> 00:15:16,560
Not just because of
what it'll bring the kids,
386
00:15:16,582 --> 00:15:19,492
but because of the very
special love it brought me.
387
00:15:20,686 --> 00:15:22,616
Oh, that's nice.
388
00:15:22,688 --> 00:15:24,818
(mellow guitar playing)
389
00:15:24,890 --> 00:15:26,960
This is gonna be great.
390
00:15:28,127 --> 00:15:31,457
♪ You say it can't be done ♪
391
00:15:32,898 --> 00:15:34,928
♪ I say it can be ♪
392
00:15:36,135 --> 00:15:38,235
♪ Oh, it can be ♪
393
00:15:40,406 --> 00:15:43,836
♪ You say it can't be done.
394
00:15:45,477 --> 00:15:47,507
♪ I say it will be ♪
395
00:15:47,579 --> 00:15:49,009
♪ It will be ♪
396
00:15:49,081 --> 00:15:53,621
♪ It will be when
all of us are one ♪
397
00:15:56,054 --> 00:16:00,534
♪ You know you are my brother ♪
398
00:16:02,327 --> 00:16:07,927
♪ Why can't we
love one another ♪
399
00:16:08,000 --> 00:16:09,330
♪ And together ♪
400
00:16:09,401 --> 00:16:13,311
♪ We can make it if we dare ♪
401
00:16:14,440 --> 00:16:19,680
♪ You say it can't be done ♪
402
00:16:19,745 --> 00:16:21,805
♪ I say it can be ♪
403
00:16:21,880 --> 00:16:25,050
♪ It will be it must be ♪
404
00:16:25,117 --> 00:16:28,847
♪ When all of us are one ♪
405
00:16:28,921 --> 00:16:31,321
♪ Oh baby ♪
406
00:16:31,390 --> 00:16:35,360
♪ If all of us are one ♪
407
00:16:35,427 --> 00:16:38,297
I love it, bravo, bravo!
408
00:16:38,363 --> 00:16:39,673
It's wonderful, whoo,
look at the time!
409
00:16:39,698 --> 00:16:41,508
Guys, we got a ball game,
c'mon, let's get going, guys!
410
00:16:41,533 --> 00:16:42,873
Hey, whoo, whoo, whoo!
411
00:16:42,935 --> 00:16:44,795
What a song!
412
00:16:48,607 --> 00:16:50,477
Looking good, plannin'
the come back, Billy?
413
00:16:50,542 --> 00:16:52,952
I still like taking my hacks.
414
00:16:54,279 --> 00:16:55,809
Arliss Michaels, right?
415
00:16:55,881 --> 00:16:57,031
Right.
416
00:16:57,033 --> 00:16:58,183
What's up?
417
00:16:58,250 --> 00:16:59,690
I know you didn't
come here to sign me.
418
00:16:59,718 --> 00:17:02,318
I need your help.
419
00:17:02,387 --> 00:17:04,557
I got a question only
Billy Bean can answer.
420
00:17:07,893 --> 00:17:10,033
So, tell me,
421
00:17:10,095 --> 00:17:11,525
what position
does this guy play?
422
00:17:13,332 --> 00:17:14,572
Outfielder.
423
00:17:15,968 --> 00:17:17,368
Billy, this is serious.
424
00:17:17,436 --> 00:17:18,596
Tell me about it.
425
00:17:18,670 --> 00:17:20,970
No, you tell me about
it, you've been there.
426
00:17:22,107 --> 00:17:23,337
Yeah.
427
00:17:23,408 --> 00:17:25,478
And I hate to say it.
428
00:17:26,945 --> 00:17:29,615
But I don't think
he can come out.
429
00:17:29,681 --> 00:17:32,021
Well, neither do I.
430
00:17:32,084 --> 00:17:33,424
But he's being
pretty idealistic.
431
00:17:33,485 --> 00:17:36,085
There's a big difference
between being idealistic
432
00:17:36,154 --> 00:17:37,864
and being realistic.
433
00:17:37,923 --> 00:17:39,093
Meaning?
434
00:17:39,157 --> 00:17:42,957
Meaning this guy's life will be
under a microscope tomorrow.
435
00:17:43,028 --> 00:17:46,128
And no matter how much
progress we think this country's had,
436
00:17:46,198 --> 00:17:47,478
there's a lot of
people out there
437
00:17:47,499 --> 00:17:49,269
who are gonna want him to fail.
438
00:17:51,370 --> 00:17:53,620
Don't you think there's a chance
that America might embrace him?
439
00:17:53,639 --> 00:17:56,409
Not as long as fathers
are taking their sons
440
00:17:56,475 --> 00:17:58,105
to the ballpark.
441
00:17:58,176 --> 00:17:59,646
They don't want to hear,
442
00:17:59,711 --> 00:18:03,051
"Daddy, I want to grow
up and be just like him."
443
00:18:03,115 --> 00:18:06,015
Oh, shit, this isn't what
I was hoping to hear.
444
00:18:06,084 --> 00:18:08,394
Listen, that's nothing compared
to what he's gonna hear.
445
00:18:10,556 --> 00:18:13,256
But do you know what
really surprises me?
446
00:18:13,325 --> 00:18:14,785
What?
447
00:18:14,860 --> 00:18:17,230
Is that he told you.
448
00:18:17,296 --> 00:18:20,496
I mean, he actually
confided in you.
449
00:18:20,566 --> 00:18:23,496
I never even came close
to that with my agent.
450
00:18:24,803 --> 00:18:26,843
I mean, that says
a lot about you.
451
00:18:29,174 --> 00:18:30,414
So, what do I do?
452
00:18:30,475 --> 00:18:31,735
Be his friend.
453
00:18:33,178 --> 00:18:34,478
'Cause he's gonna need one.
454
00:18:40,018 --> 00:18:42,088
Oh, Arliss.
455
00:18:42,154 --> 00:18:43,494
Arliss.
456
00:18:43,555 --> 00:18:45,915
I've chosen the first round
of all American recipients.
457
00:18:45,991 --> 00:18:47,731
Compton High's basketball team,
458
00:18:47,793 --> 00:18:49,063
my alma mater's crew team.
459
00:18:49,127 --> 00:18:50,247
And the...
460
00:18:50,246 --> 00:18:51,356
The lumberjack.
461
00:18:51,430 --> 00:18:52,870
The lumberjack,
you can't be serious.
462
00:18:52,898 --> 00:18:54,068
Very serious.
463
00:18:54,132 --> 00:18:56,372
What's more American than
destroying the environment?
464
00:18:56,435 --> 00:18:59,965
Make sure that Paul Bunyan
is at the recording studio.
465
00:19:00,038 --> 00:19:01,238
Savvy.
466
00:19:01,306 --> 00:19:02,766
(sighs)
467
00:19:07,312 --> 00:19:08,982
"All of Us are One."
468
00:19:09,047 --> 00:19:11,817
That was my song too,
you know, my music.
469
00:19:11,883 --> 00:19:13,593
C'mon, Kirby.
470
00:19:13,652 --> 00:19:15,962
This kind of thing happens all
the time in the music industry.
471
00:19:15,988 --> 00:19:17,828
It's sort of like a pitcher
who throws a great game
472
00:19:17,856 --> 00:19:18,856
and doesn't get the win.
473
00:19:18,924 --> 00:19:21,394
You could've asked me at least.
474
00:19:21,460 --> 00:19:23,900
And you could've asked me if
you could bring Bruce Hornsby.
475
00:19:23,962 --> 00:19:27,972
You know, I'm the producer, I
wanted to play piano on my gold record.
476
00:19:28,033 --> 00:19:30,343
You wanted faces that pop.
477
00:19:30,402 --> 00:19:31,902
Whose face pops?
478
00:19:31,970 --> 00:19:35,440
Bruce Hornsby or Arliss
"fuckhead" Michaels?
479
00:19:35,507 --> 00:19:37,007
Well, whose music pops?
480
00:19:37,075 --> 00:19:40,345
Holland Pound's or Kirby
"cocksucker" Carlisle?
481
00:19:40,412 --> 00:19:41,682
Cocksucker, me?
482
00:19:41,747 --> 00:19:43,417
Really, hot lips.
483
00:19:45,951 --> 00:19:46,951
Hey, Kirb.
484
00:19:46,985 --> 00:19:48,085
Hey, Arliss.
485
00:19:48,153 --> 00:19:49,353
Am I interrupting?
486
00:19:49,421 --> 00:19:51,321
No, no, c'mon, have a seat.
487
00:19:51,390 --> 00:19:52,890
No, I can't stay.
488
00:19:52,958 --> 00:19:54,188
What's up?
489
00:19:56,561 --> 00:19:58,561
I think it's time I
made a change.
490
00:19:58,630 --> 00:20:01,070
Change? You mean a trade?
491
00:20:01,133 --> 00:20:02,913
C'mon, you're in the
middle of a pennant race.
492
00:20:02,934 --> 00:20:05,574
Not my team, my representation.
493
00:20:07,139 --> 00:20:08,139
Your what?
494
00:20:08,173 --> 00:20:12,113
Listen, your lifestyle,
that's your own business,
495
00:20:12,177 --> 00:20:15,077
but I think I'd rather have
somebody else handle...
496
00:20:15,147 --> 00:20:16,817
my business.
497
00:20:16,882 --> 00:20:18,352
My lifestyle?
498
00:20:19,685 --> 00:20:21,445
Wait a minute, wait a minute.
499
00:20:21,520 --> 00:20:22,750
You don't think I'm gay.
500
00:20:22,821 --> 00:20:24,121
C'mon, Arliss.
501
00:20:24,189 --> 00:20:26,089
I mean, "All My Children."
502
00:20:26,158 --> 00:20:27,288
And that kiss?
503
00:20:27,359 --> 00:20:29,499
And what's with your name?
It's like Alice with an "R".
504
00:20:29,528 --> 00:20:31,428
Fred, I'm not gay.
505
00:20:31,496 --> 00:20:32,856
Alright, look at
your fingernails.
506
00:20:32,931 --> 00:20:34,431
No, just do it.
507
00:20:35,734 --> 00:20:37,944
Ah, see, that's the gay way.
508
00:20:38,003 --> 00:20:40,273
If you weren't gay, you'd
look at them like this.
509
00:20:40,338 --> 00:20:43,578
That's the stupidest
thing I've ever heard.
510
00:20:43,642 --> 00:20:47,382
Look, I just need an agent
that I can feel comfortable with.
511
00:20:48,747 --> 00:20:51,717
And you don't feel
comfortable with me anymore?
512
00:20:52,984 --> 00:20:54,554
So, we understand each other?
513
00:20:54,619 --> 00:20:55,949
Yeah.
514
00:20:57,055 --> 00:20:58,085
I think we do.
515
00:20:59,524 --> 00:21:00,564
Okay.
516
00:21:09,201 --> 00:21:10,851
Hey, Fred, how's that
chord progression go?
517
00:21:10,869 --> 00:21:13,109
Is that C-D-D?
Is it C-E minor-D?
518
00:21:13,171 --> 00:21:15,811
I don't know, man, I'm not
playing in the band anymore.
519
00:21:15,874 --> 00:21:17,724
What do you mean you're not
playing in the band anymore?
520
00:21:17,743 --> 00:21:19,413
Well, I don't think
it'd be too cool,
521
00:21:19,478 --> 00:21:21,078
since I just fired Arliss.
522
00:21:22,647 --> 00:21:23,847
Fired Arliss, when?
523
00:21:23,850 --> 00:21:25,050
Just now.
524
00:21:25,117 --> 00:21:27,247
The whole gay
thing freaks me out.
525
00:21:27,319 --> 00:21:29,319
What whole gay thing?
526
00:21:29,387 --> 00:21:30,987
Holland Pound, Arliss.
527
00:21:32,157 --> 00:21:33,887
(laughs)
528
00:21:33,959 --> 00:21:36,329
Arliss, isn't gay,
you dumb fuck.
529
00:21:36,394 --> 00:21:38,004
You know, maybe
he is, maybe he isn't.
530
00:21:38,063 --> 00:21:39,843
But either way, I don't
have to deal with it, right?
531
00:21:39,865 --> 00:21:41,895
You know, there are gay
people everywhere, man.
532
00:21:41,967 --> 00:21:44,007
You don't think there's gay
guys in baseball right now?
533
00:21:44,035 --> 00:21:45,765
No, I don't.
534
00:21:45,837 --> 00:21:48,837
Donnie, remember
that guy, Kevin Folds?
535
00:21:48,907 --> 00:21:50,507
Yo, man, Kevin, the corn holder?
536
00:21:50,575 --> 00:21:52,835
Oh, shit, man, why'd you
have to remind me about him?
537
00:21:52,911 --> 00:21:54,581
Alright, who's Kevin Folds?
538
00:21:54,646 --> 00:21:57,046
He was the pitcher
on our double A team.
539
00:21:57,115 --> 00:21:59,985
He's a total fruit. Once
everybody found out...
540
00:22:00,051 --> 00:22:02,321
we started giving
away his signs.
541
00:22:04,589 --> 00:22:05,589
You gave away his signs?
542
00:22:05,624 --> 00:22:06,694
Hell, yeah.
543
00:22:06,758 --> 00:22:08,858
Game's tough enough
without that bullshit.
544
00:22:08,927 --> 00:22:10,707
I mean, even the umpire
started squeezing him.
545
00:22:10,729 --> 00:22:12,899
That poor bastard
couldn't get a cold strike
546
00:22:12,964 --> 00:22:14,504
if his life depended on it.
547
00:22:14,566 --> 00:22:16,196
He'd start coming
right down the middle
548
00:22:16,268 --> 00:22:17,398
and he got hammered.
549
00:22:17,469 --> 00:22:20,909
His ERA went from like
four to 14 in no time. Whoo!
550
00:22:20,972 --> 00:22:23,042
What do you think
he's doing now?
551
00:22:23,108 --> 00:22:25,778
Donnie: Probably pitching
a fit at the local salon.
552
00:22:25,844 --> 00:22:28,054
(both laughing)
553
00:22:32,417 --> 00:22:33,687
Man: Level check.
554
00:22:33,752 --> 00:22:35,652
Mic three, level check.
555
00:22:35,720 --> 00:22:37,390
(instruments tuning)
556
00:22:37,455 --> 00:22:40,385
Arliss, we have got
an all star line up, huh?
557
00:22:40,458 --> 00:22:43,228
The world's fastest
human, Maurice Green.
558
00:22:43,295 --> 00:22:44,295
Arliss: Oh, hey!
559
00:22:44,362 --> 00:22:46,162
Kirby: From the LA
Clippers, Quentin Richardson
560
00:22:46,198 --> 00:22:47,198
and Darius Miles.
561
00:22:47,232 --> 00:22:48,302
And of course,
562
00:22:48,366 --> 00:22:50,866
America's favorite
gold medal figure skater,
563
00:22:50,936 --> 00:22:52,196
Tara Lipinski.
564
00:22:52,270 --> 00:22:54,040
Tara, do you play an instrument
565
00:22:54,105 --> 00:22:55,875
or are you just gonna
skate your way through this?
566
00:22:55,907 --> 00:22:57,477
No, actually, I do
play an instrument,
567
00:22:57,542 --> 00:22:59,782
but it's kind of embarrassing.
568
00:22:59,845 --> 00:23:02,575
Man: Downbeat in five minutes.
Five minutes to downbeat.
569
00:23:02,647 --> 00:23:03,777
Oh, boy.
570
00:23:03,849 --> 00:23:05,019
Pretty good turn out, huh?
571
00:23:05,083 --> 00:23:06,323
Where's Holland?
572
00:23:06,384 --> 00:23:08,354
You remember "gay time."
573
00:23:08,420 --> 00:23:10,020
But Hornsby's here.
574
00:23:10,088 --> 00:23:11,688
He's amazing.
575
00:23:11,756 --> 00:23:13,556
Hey, Bruce, how's it going?
576
00:23:13,625 --> 00:23:15,735
Trustworthy, loyal, helpful,
friendly, courteous, kind,
577
00:23:15,760 --> 00:23:18,160
obedient, cheerful,
thrifty, brave, very clean
578
00:23:18,230 --> 00:23:20,200
and reverent, Arliss.
579
00:23:22,067 --> 00:23:24,067
Jeepers, this is exciting.
580
00:23:24,135 --> 00:23:25,135
I brought my spoons.
581
00:23:25,137 --> 00:23:26,137
Arliss...
582
00:23:26,204 --> 00:23:28,364
Red, I can't tell you how
happy I am that you are here.
583
00:23:28,406 --> 00:23:29,566
Arliss, I want to thank you
584
00:23:29,641 --> 00:23:31,021
for supporting the
Lumberjack Squad.
585
00:23:31,042 --> 00:23:32,982
I hope I can return
the favor some time.
586
00:23:33,044 --> 00:23:34,454
Actually, you can,
587
00:23:34,512 --> 00:23:36,282
there's somebody
here I want you to meet.
588
00:23:36,348 --> 00:23:38,448
Friend of mine, thinks
he's got a strong grip.
589
00:23:38,516 --> 00:23:39,816
Oh, he does, does he?
590
00:23:39,885 --> 00:23:42,185
Bruce Hornsby meet Red Barkley.
591
00:23:42,254 --> 00:23:43,764
Hey, Red, how you doing?
592
00:23:43,822 --> 00:23:44,862
(knuckles cracking)
593
00:23:44,923 --> 00:23:46,393
(screaming)
594
00:23:46,458 --> 00:23:48,528
What's happening,
man, take it easy, man.
595
00:23:48,593 --> 00:23:49,933
What's going on?
596
00:23:49,995 --> 00:23:52,525
I think Hornsby's off piano.
597
00:23:54,232 --> 00:23:56,032
Trevor.
598
00:23:56,101 --> 00:23:57,601
I need to tell you something.
599
00:24:03,475 --> 00:24:04,475
Arliss.
600
00:24:04,542 --> 00:24:05,782
Look, Trevor...
601
00:24:05,844 --> 00:24:08,314
I've been thinking about
what you're about to do.
602
00:24:08,380 --> 00:24:10,320
I mean, you're going
into unchartered waters
603
00:24:10,382 --> 00:24:12,522
and you're gonna need,
pardon the expression,
604
00:24:12,584 --> 00:24:14,094
a good first mate.
605
00:24:14,152 --> 00:24:16,592
So, I just want you to
know that when you...
606
00:24:17,923 --> 00:24:19,893
decide to come out,
I'll be right behind you,
607
00:24:19,958 --> 00:24:20,958
so to speak.
608
00:24:21,960 --> 00:24:22,960
Thank you.
609
00:24:26,331 --> 00:24:27,821
I'm not coming out.
610
00:24:27,817 --> 00:24:29,297
What?
611
00:24:29,367 --> 00:24:30,937
Fred told me he fired you.
612
00:24:31,002 --> 00:24:32,072
Who gives a shit?
613
00:24:32,137 --> 00:24:33,537
Fred's a homophobic prick.
614
00:24:34,806 --> 00:24:36,636
Yeah, well, he got me thinking.
615
00:24:37,676 --> 00:24:39,676
I'm a ballplayer.
616
00:24:39,744 --> 00:24:42,714
I'm a gay ballplayer,
but I'm a ballplayer first.
617
00:24:42,781 --> 00:24:44,821
I love to play.
618
00:24:44,883 --> 00:24:46,453
And you don't get
to play that long.
619
00:24:47,585 --> 00:24:48,615
No, you don't.
620
00:24:48,687 --> 00:24:52,857
So, I suppose this
can wait until I retire.
621
00:24:55,994 --> 00:24:57,464
You sure about this?
622
00:24:57,529 --> 00:24:58,829
No, I'm not sure about it.
623
00:25:00,999 --> 00:25:02,899
Better to be safe.
624
00:25:02,968 --> 00:25:04,468
Then out.
625
00:25:09,040 --> 00:25:10,210
Have you told Holland?
626
00:25:11,276 --> 00:25:12,556
What do you mean you're leaving?
627
00:25:12,610 --> 00:25:13,750
He left me, the slag.
628
00:25:13,812 --> 00:25:15,182
No one dumps the master.
629
00:25:15,246 --> 00:25:16,676
I'm going into deep seclusion.
630
00:25:16,748 --> 00:25:18,308
Well, can't you
seclude after we record?
631
00:25:18,350 --> 00:25:21,190
- I can't record and I'm pulling my song.
- Your song?
632
00:25:21,252 --> 00:25:23,192
That's my song, my gold record!
633
00:25:23,254 --> 00:25:25,094
I wrote that song
when I was in love.
634
00:25:25,156 --> 00:25:26,656
Alright, now it's
just fucking noise
635
00:25:26,725 --> 00:25:28,225
thanks to that dug out diva.
636
00:25:28,293 --> 00:25:29,503
You're right,
he's a total whore,
637
00:25:29,527 --> 00:25:31,827
- but what about the children?
- Fuck 'em.
638
00:25:31,896 --> 00:25:34,166
Wait, wait, Holland,
you can't do this.
639
00:25:34,232 --> 00:25:36,232
You can't! No, Holland.
You can't do this.
640
00:25:36,301 --> 00:25:37,401
Holland, think of the kids!
641
00:25:37,469 --> 00:25:39,569
Kids that are lost,
kids that are adrift!
642
00:25:40,772 --> 00:25:42,772
Arliss, time to record!
643
00:25:42,841 --> 00:25:44,151
We can't, he just
pulled the music!
644
00:25:44,175 --> 00:25:45,805
What?! We gotta do do this now,
645
00:25:45,877 --> 00:25:47,647
isn't there other
music we can use?
646
00:25:48,980 --> 00:25:51,650
♪ ♪
647
00:25:57,522 --> 00:26:00,532
All: ♪ You say it
can't be done ♪
648
00:26:03,128 --> 00:26:05,498
♪ I say it can be ♪
649
00:26:07,298 --> 00:26:11,098
♪ Whoa ♪
650
00:26:11,169 --> 00:26:14,139
♪ When all of us are one ♪
651
00:26:14,205 --> 00:26:15,975
Arliss (narrating): My
name is Arliss Michaels.
652
00:26:16,007 --> 00:26:17,877
I represent athletes.
653
00:26:17,942 --> 00:26:20,152
These are my lyrics...
654
00:26:20,211 --> 00:26:22,011
Only!
655
00:26:22,080 --> 00:26:24,480
♪ ...not done ♪
656
00:26:25,784 --> 00:26:28,154
♪ I say it will be ♪
657
00:26:29,988 --> 00:26:33,218
♪ Whoa ♪
658
00:26:33,291 --> 00:26:36,031
♪ When all of us are one ♪
659
00:26:38,196 --> 00:26:40,026
♪ Baby ♪
660
00:26:42,834 --> 00:26:46,604
♪ You say it can't be done ♪
661
00:26:48,440 --> 00:26:51,010
♪ I say it can be ♪
662
00:26:52,410 --> 00:26:56,110
♪ Whoa ♪
663
00:26:56,181 --> 00:26:58,421
♪ When all of us are one ♪
664
00:27:00,485 --> 00:27:03,615
♪ Oh baby, baby ♪
665
00:27:05,023 --> 00:27:08,433
♪ You are my brother ♪
666
00:27:10,628 --> 00:27:13,358
♪ Love one another ♪
667
00:27:14,599 --> 00:27:15,969
♪ And together ♪
668
00:27:16,034 --> 00:27:19,244
♪ We can make it ♪
669
00:27:19,304 --> 00:27:23,144
♪ If we dare ♪
670
00:27:23,194 --> 00:27:27,744
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