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(dramatic music plays)
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Arliss: For most of us,
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the dream of
becoming a champion,
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remains a fantasy.
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(shouting)
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But for a special few,
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it is very much a reality.
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We cheer them.
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We live through them.
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Athletes are our last warriors.
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My job is to make
their dreams come true.
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- ♪ ♪
- (water splashes)
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My name is Arliss Michaels.
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I represent athletes.
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These are my stories.
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♪ Don't know what it is ♪
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♪ That makes me love you so ♪
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♪ I only know I never ♪
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♪ Wanna let you go ♪
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♪ 'Cause you started something ♪
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♪ Oh, can't you see ♪
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♪ That ever since we met ♪
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♪ You had a hold on me? ♪
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♪ It happens to be true ♪
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♪ I only wanna be with you ♪
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♪ I just wanna be
beside you everywhere ♪
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♪ As long as we're together ♪
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♪ Honey, I don't care ♪
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♪ 'Cause you started something ♪
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♪ Oh, can't you see ♪
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♪ That ever since we met
you had a hold on me? ♪
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♪ No matter what you do ♪
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♪ I only wanna be with you ♪
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(rock music plays)
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Arliss: Of all the major sports,
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it is the pace of baseball
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which lends itself
most to rich description.
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Jogging in from the bullpen,
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young Rosado, a
good-looking pitcher
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with a motion that reminds
one of the legendary '40s pitcher,
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Kirby Higbe.
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I say legendary because
Kirby, though married,
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was a notorious
ladies man on the road.
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Story goes that one day
one of Higbe's lady friends
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sent to him a love
letter to his house,
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reveling in the passionate
details of their assignation.
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Unfortunately, the
pitcher's wife read the letter
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and confronted him.
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And, in one of the
great bluffs of all time
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he calmly replied,
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"Must be a different
Kirby Higbe."
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(chuckles)
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That, my friends, is what
the French call "chutzpa."
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Tied at three,
bottom of the sixth.
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We'll be right back.
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(sighs)
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Summer, baseball,
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and the legendary
voice of Lenny Crowley.
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- There is a God.
- Mm-hmm.
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Listen, you want to have dinner
at God's place tomorrow night?
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Mattie's baking
her spiced eggplant.
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- Mattie's eggplant? I'm there.
- Yeah.
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Janie Putnam will be there too.
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Janie Putnam, the organist
with the mischievous left hand?
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The organist with the
unemployed left hand.
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Since when? Unemployed?
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Since dot-com whosis kid
decided to go rock and roll.
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Why?
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They call it "progress."
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Lenny, in five, four...
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Tomorrow night at 7:00.
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The pitching change
having been made,
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Matt Williams
steps to the plate.
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Williams has not gotten
the ball out of the infield
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today against Drysdale.
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- Drysdale?
- (bat cracks)
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A grounder through the middle!
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Elster, behind
second, spears it.
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Turns, throws to first. In time!
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- Say, hey, whaddya say?
- (mouths)
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Great play to end
the Arizona rally.
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Arliss: The announcers of America's
pastime help us recall our past.
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Their voices harken
back to simpler times...
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Barbecues, and
backyard ball games.
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(rock music plays)
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Oh! Base hit.
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Man on first and third.
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Two outs, bro-ski.
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Ozzie, could you lower
the music a little bit?
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I think I know now
what's juicin' the ball.
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Arliss, this is the
21st century, man.
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Fans want to rock.
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A lot of fans like tradition.
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(mimics John Huston) "The
future, Mr. Gittes, the future."
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Uh-huh. Well, as long as
we're talking about the future,
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let's talk about the
future of Lenny Crowley.
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We want a three-year extension.
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Three years? How old is Lenny?
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- (grunts)
- Lasorda: Time!
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Ozzie, what in the world
are you swinging at?
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This guy couldn't hit
water if he fell out of a boat.
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Lasorda, why aren't you
coaching the Olympic team?
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This guy's paying me 10
grand an hour, that's why.
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Look, Ozzie, since
you bought the team,
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you've changed the
ballpark, the music, the food.
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Lenny Crowley is the
most identifiable element
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of your entire organization.
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Now, do you really want
him driving down the I-5
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to Anaheim or San Diego?
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If you catch my drift.
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For every athlete,
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there comes a moment when
he must reach deep down inside
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and seize the glory.
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Now, let's try this again.
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Give me your paw.
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Wesley. Ugh!
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Wesley, stop that!
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Sorry to bring you
my laundry, Arliss,
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but me and my lady
are having a fight.
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Let me guess...
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Kobe's getting married.
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Now, your lady wants a ring.
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Yeah, I can't go
home for a few days.
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Can't you hang with
the other Clippers?
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- They all split.
- When?
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Halfway through the season.
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I mean, it's just a few things.
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♪ ♪
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Thanks. Later, baby.
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(phone ringing)
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Oh! Coming, coming,
coming, coming.
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Arliss Michaels.
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Rudy Martzke! How's
the "USA Today"?
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Returning your call, Arliss.
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Which of your clients
have I slandered now?
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Listen, there's a little
rumor flying in the air
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I thought I might blow your way.
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Blow me.
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The venerable voice
of a certain LA team
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may jump crosstown if he
doesn't get a new three-year deal
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from www.I-got- more-money-than-God-
new-teamowner.com.
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Arliss, you leak more
than the Exxon Valdes.
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Here I am trying to do
my good friend a solid.
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Hey, let me repay you
for this little windfall.
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How would you like your
byline in my column next week
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while I'm on vacation?
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You're repaying me by
having me do your job for you?
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Think about it,
Arliss. National media.
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"USA Today."
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You can write whatever you want
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about whomever you want.
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Arliss: Instant
replay's like a woman.
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Can't live with it.
Can't live without it.
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Dot dot dot. Mmm!
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Will somebody tell
me the difference
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between Hydrox and
Oreos? Dot dot dot.
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You say fine acting, I say
Steven Segal, dot dot dot.
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You say incoherent
shit, I say Arliss Michaels.
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- What is this?
- It's an opinions column.
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- These are my opinions.
- You really want your name
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On a big pile of half-baked
thoughts and ellipses?
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That's right, I do. Let me
know when you're finished.
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I... when I finish it?
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That's right, Miss Ellipses.
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Oh, and make sure you
use a 1990 picture of me
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for the byline, dot dot dot.
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Oh! (scoffs)
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(plays "Charge")
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55,000 faithful Angelenos
stand shoulder to shoulder
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in Chavez Ravine,
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one out away from
seeing history made.
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I wonder how this ends.
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(chuckles)
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More eggplant, Arliss?
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Oh, no, no, no, thank
you very much. No.
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(whispers) No, no. Keep going.
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Richardson leads
away from second.
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Elston Howard from first.
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Koufax mops his
brow, heaves a sigh,
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stares into the late
afternoon shadows
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that have crept
across home plate.
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- The pitch...
- Both: A little hopper over the mound.
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Wills charges,
scoops, throws to first.
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In time!
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Say, hey, whaddya say?
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Break out the brooms, LA!
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We just swept New York!
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(both laugh)
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(piano music plays)
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Ladies and gentlemen,
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the voice behind the mike,
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Lenny Crowley.
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Accompanied by the
legendary Janie Putnam.
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Hey.
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Now available to
perform in living rooms
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all over the neighborhood.
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Oh, they were
fools to let you go.
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Ah, that young owner is
really shaking things up.
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Yeah, but one thing
he's not gonna shake up
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is the voice of LA,
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which is why I'm gonna
have no trouble getting you
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a new three-year extension.
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- Three years.
- (groans)
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Really?
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Oh, sure, I mean, we are in
a great bargaining position.
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Leonard.
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C'mon, relax, Mattie.
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Hey, Janie, let's hear that
left hand kick up some dust.
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♪ ♪
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Sweetheart.
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I feel a grove thing coming on.
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Janie: ♪ Leave the
worry on your doorstep ♪
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♪ Just direct your feet ♪
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♪ To the sunny
side of the street ♪
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♪ Oh, Janie, can you hear ♪
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♪ The pitter and the
patter of the raindrops ♪
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♪ Falling on your
fire escape ladder ♪
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Aren't you glad I
rescued you from Tulsa?
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(laughs) Aren't you glad I
got you out of the Bronx?
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Yeah.
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Both: ♪ I used to
walk in the shade ♪
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♪ With those blues on parade ♪
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♪ But I'm not afraid ♪
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♪ This rover crossed over ♪
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♪ If I never had a cent ♪
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♪ I'd be rich as
that Gates fella ♪
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Are you gonna go for the dip?
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Shh, not in front of the kids.
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♪ On the sunny
side of the street ♪
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Ah.
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(laughs) You lied.
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- I lied, I lied.
- (applause)
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Okay. Time to go home.
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Well...
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thanks for dinner.
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C'mon, I want
to beat the traffic.
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- Honey.
- Huh?
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Did you hear what I said?
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I said I want to go home.
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Now!
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Get in the car!
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We are home, sweetie.
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It's okay, c'mon. Let's
just get ready for bed.
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Could you... would you
just let yourselves out?
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Sure.
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(laughing)
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C'mon, c'mon.
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Goodnight, goodnight.
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Goodnight.
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Thanks for dinner.
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Celebrity golfers.
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Is it "School's out" for
Alice Cooper's short game?
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Yuck, that sucks.
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Derek Jeter, I'd like a
slice of that beefcake.
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Al Leiter, I'd like you to
meet my executive assistant,
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Rita Wu, known
around here as "Rita Do."
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00:10:39,738 --> 00:10:44,138
You sign with AMM, she
will be at your service 24/7.
258
00:10:44,210 --> 00:10:46,350
- Hi, Al...
- Anyway, so let me talk to you over here.
259
00:10:46,412 --> 00:10:49,752
Arliss! Blue M&M's:
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celestial inspiration,
or perversion of nature?
261
00:10:52,852 --> 00:10:55,692
Looking forward to hearing
from you, Al. You're the man!
262
00:10:55,754 --> 00:10:59,094
"Perversion of nature"?
263
00:10:59,158 --> 00:11:00,558
I don't know, I'm...
264
00:11:00,626 --> 00:11:02,526
I mean, in terms of tone,
265
00:11:02,595 --> 00:11:05,995
are we going for wry wit
or socially commentary?
266
00:11:06,065 --> 00:11:08,425
Well, considering
I'm writing it, both.
267
00:11:08,501 --> 00:11:09,771
(sighs)
268
00:11:09,770 --> 00:11:11,040
Infuse it with insight.
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00:11:11,103 --> 00:11:12,243
Insight.
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00:11:12,239 --> 00:11:13,369
Acute observations.
271
00:11:13,439 --> 00:11:14,739
Astute observations.
272
00:11:14,741 --> 00:11:16,041
A cornucopia
273
00:11:16,108 --> 00:11:17,778
- of... shit!
- (squishes)
274
00:11:20,980 --> 00:11:22,220
(gasps)
275
00:11:22,216 --> 00:11:23,446
Stanley!
276
00:11:23,516 --> 00:11:24,846
Stanley, get in here!
277
00:11:24,917 --> 00:11:26,257
- (whimpers)
- You had to do this in my office?
278
00:11:26,285 --> 00:11:27,725
You couldn't have
done it in Kirby's office?
279
00:11:27,753 --> 00:11:29,663
No one would have
noticed a difference there,
280
00:11:29,722 --> 00:11:32,092
- you mangy, little mongrel, you.
- There you are!
281
00:11:32,158 --> 00:11:35,388
Wesley, the expensive Burberry
dog sweater is to be worn,
282
00:11:35,461 --> 00:11:38,101
not chewed and
molested. (chuckles)
283
00:11:38,164 --> 00:11:41,374
(sniffs)
284
00:11:41,433 --> 00:11:44,443
- Don't worry, Arliss.
- Oh, I'm not worried, I'm not worried at all,
285
00:11:44,503 --> 00:11:47,913
- Because you are gonna be responsible for every bit of...
- (glass shatters)
286
00:11:47,973 --> 00:11:49,613
(growling)
287
00:11:49,675 --> 00:11:51,405
No, no!
288
00:11:51,477 --> 00:11:52,717
Oh, my god! Johnny Bench's mitt!
289
00:11:52,778 --> 00:11:54,908
That's Johnny Bench's mitt!
290
00:11:54,980 --> 00:11:55,990
- Wesley, Wesley!
- Drop it!
291
00:11:56,015 --> 00:11:58,515
♪ ♪
292
00:11:58,584 --> 00:12:00,094
- Wesley!
- Freeze!
293
00:12:00,152 --> 00:12:02,252
You're not going anywhere.
294
00:12:05,424 --> 00:12:06,934
Hey, Wesley.
295
00:12:06,992 --> 00:12:09,802
Whoa. Man.
296
00:12:09,862 --> 00:12:12,532
You know, it's bad enough that
I have spoiled, immature clients
297
00:12:12,598 --> 00:12:13,908
that dump their
shit in my office.
298
00:12:13,933 --> 00:12:15,173
I got to clean up after them.
299
00:12:15,234 --> 00:12:17,644
I am not cleaning
up after your dog.
300
00:12:17,703 --> 00:12:18,913
Jesus Christ, sometimes I wonder
301
00:12:18,938 --> 00:12:20,148
why the hell I'm
in this business!
302
00:12:20,172 --> 00:12:22,482
You know, just once... just
once, I'd like to tell all of them
303
00:12:22,508 --> 00:12:24,078
what I really think about 'em!
304
00:12:24,143 --> 00:12:27,653
All I ever do is clean up
after other people's shit.
305
00:12:27,713 --> 00:12:29,853
No more! This is bullshit!
306
00:12:29,915 --> 00:12:32,985
Just once I wish they could
stand in my shoes, you know?
307
00:12:33,052 --> 00:12:34,752
I've had it, do you hear me?
308
00:12:34,820 --> 00:12:36,260
I've had it up to here!
309
00:12:36,322 --> 00:12:37,422
Shit!
310
00:12:39,124 --> 00:12:40,194
(sniffing)
311
00:12:40,259 --> 00:12:41,759
Here's the copy.
312
00:12:41,827 --> 00:12:43,997
(sniffing) Did you
spell-check it?
313
00:12:45,197 --> 00:12:46,997
Yes. Even your name.
314
00:12:47,066 --> 00:12:50,036
(sniffing) I can still smell it.
315
00:12:50,102 --> 00:12:52,202
It's baked eggplant.
316
00:12:53,572 --> 00:12:55,982
Mattie. What brings you here?
317
00:12:56,041 --> 00:12:57,541
I had some leftovers.
318
00:12:57,610 --> 00:13:00,250
Lenny and I don't eat that
much these days. (chuckles)
319
00:13:00,312 --> 00:13:03,422
My tastebuds will
forever be in your debt.
320
00:13:03,482 --> 00:13:06,952
Arliss, I want to talk
to you about Lenny too.
321
00:13:07,019 --> 00:13:09,319
Yeah, sure, of course,
of course, c'mon in.
322
00:13:09,388 --> 00:13:10,488
Have a seat.
323
00:13:14,526 --> 00:13:16,656
Can I get you something
to drink? Anything?
324
00:13:17,997 --> 00:13:21,427
Oh. You saw him, Arliss.
325
00:13:21,500 --> 00:13:24,040
You saw how confused he was.
326
00:13:24,103 --> 00:13:26,473
He just had a little
bit too much port.
327
00:13:26,538 --> 00:13:28,608
I mean, c'mon, we all get
mixed up now and then.
328
00:13:28,674 --> 00:13:29,844
It's a privilege of age.
329
00:13:29,908 --> 00:13:32,078
It's not just mixed up.
330
00:13:32,144 --> 00:13:35,914
He's changing. He's
changing, he's losing his...
331
00:13:35,981 --> 00:13:37,351
♪ ♪
332
00:13:37,416 --> 00:13:39,416
He forgets where he is.
333
00:13:39,485 --> 00:13:41,615
He talks about things
from 30 years ago
334
00:13:41,687 --> 00:13:43,057
like it was yesterday.
335
00:13:43,122 --> 00:13:45,022
Has he seen a doctor?
336
00:13:45,090 --> 00:13:47,060
Oh, no.
337
00:13:47,126 --> 00:13:48,686
He says, "What's a
doctor gonna tell me?
338
00:13:48,727 --> 00:13:50,527
I'm an old fart?"
339
00:13:51,964 --> 00:13:53,504
So, is there anything I can do?
340
00:13:53,565 --> 00:13:55,395
Yes.
341
00:13:55,467 --> 00:13:58,397
I don't want him
signing a three-year deal.
342
00:14:00,039 --> 00:14:02,469
Mattie, Lenny loves that job.
343
00:14:02,541 --> 00:14:05,811
Well, that's just the
point, he is that job!
344
00:14:05,878 --> 00:14:07,648
(crying)
345
00:14:11,750 --> 00:14:14,550
Did you know that when
we were in Costa Rica
346
00:14:14,620 --> 00:14:17,990
little boys followed
us around shouting,
347
00:14:18,057 --> 00:14:20,387
"Say, hey, whaddya say?"
348
00:14:21,593 --> 00:14:23,203
Oh, Lenny loved that.
349
00:14:24,563 --> 00:14:25,803
(laughs) He really loved that.
350
00:14:25,864 --> 00:14:31,974
I want the fans to remember,
"Say, hey, whaddya say?"
351
00:14:33,305 --> 00:14:39,705
I want them to remember
the man I've loved for 40 years.
352
00:14:39,778 --> 00:14:42,178
I don't want them to
remember some shell of a man!
353
00:14:42,247 --> 00:14:44,577
It's okay. Mattie,
Mattie, Mattie, Mattie.
354
00:14:44,650 --> 00:14:46,950
Mattie, it's okay. It's okay.
355
00:14:47,019 --> 00:14:49,459
It's okay. It's okay.
356
00:14:49,521 --> 00:14:52,991
I promise I'll keep an eye
on him and see how he flies.
357
00:14:53,058 --> 00:14:54,658
- Oh.
- I promise.
358
00:14:54,727 --> 00:14:56,757
C'mon, c'mon, c'mon. Say, hey...
359
00:14:56,829 --> 00:14:58,259
Say, hey, whaddya say?
360
00:14:59,665 --> 00:15:01,495
Oh. Okay.
361
00:15:02,835 --> 00:15:04,495
You know, he might
just be an old fart.
362
00:15:04,570 --> 00:15:05,740
You ever think of that?
363
00:15:05,739 --> 00:15:06,909
(both laugh)
364
00:15:10,609 --> 00:15:12,339
Hey, hey, Lenny the Lip.
365
00:15:12,411 --> 00:15:13,881
What's the word? How you doing?
366
00:15:13,946 --> 00:15:17,276
Arliss. Fat and sassy.
367
00:15:17,349 --> 00:15:18,749
What's the radio for?
368
00:15:18,817 --> 00:15:20,917
Oh, when I'm next
door negotiating,
369
00:15:20,986 --> 00:15:22,586
I'd rather listen to
the baseball game
370
00:15:22,654 --> 00:15:24,324
then Limp Bizkit.
371
00:15:24,390 --> 00:15:25,660
(both laughing)
372
00:15:25,724 --> 00:15:27,864
Here's your lunch, Lenny.
373
00:15:27,926 --> 00:15:29,456
Oh. Thanks, Cary.
374
00:15:29,528 --> 00:15:31,728
What's going on with my deal?
375
00:15:31,797 --> 00:15:33,897
Well, I think
Ozzie's gonna blink.
376
00:15:33,966 --> 00:15:37,636
I mean, Rudy Martzke gave
him an education in his column
377
00:15:37,703 --> 00:15:40,713
about how important
you are to his team.
378
00:15:40,773 --> 00:15:43,043
- A lot of people read "USA Today."
- Mm-hmm.
379
00:15:43,108 --> 00:15:44,378
So, um...
380
00:15:44,443 --> 00:15:46,003
you sure you up for
another three years?
381
00:15:46,044 --> 00:15:47,554
Ab-sa-tively.
382
00:15:47,613 --> 00:15:48,983
'Cause it doesn't
have to be three.
383
00:15:49,047 --> 00:15:51,097
I can get you two or...
384
00:15:51,101 --> 00:15:53,151
Absatively!
385
00:15:53,218 --> 00:15:56,188
Good, good. Well, I'll just
hammer at him until he gives it to us.
386
00:15:56,255 --> 00:15:58,855
And then we should
get you a physical.
387
00:16:00,659 --> 00:16:01,829
Physical?
388
00:16:03,028 --> 00:16:06,428
You know, routine, tune-up,
check out the belts and hoses.
389
00:16:06,498 --> 00:16:07,838
I mean, three years
behind the mike,
390
00:16:07,866 --> 00:16:09,596
that's a yeoman's job.
391
00:16:09,668 --> 00:16:11,268
Mattie talked to you.
392
00:16:12,905 --> 00:16:14,165
She mentioned something.
393
00:16:14,239 --> 00:16:17,979
Listen, I love my wife,
but she's a worrywart.
394
00:16:19,411 --> 00:16:20,581
So, you feeling good?
395
00:16:20,646 --> 00:16:23,076
I feel great, full of
piss and vinegar.
396
00:16:23,148 --> 00:16:26,188
Oh, sure, I have a senior
moment here and there,
397
00:16:26,251 --> 00:16:28,821
but, hey, guess what? I'm old.
398
00:16:30,022 --> 00:16:32,062
So... what are you
just sitting there for?
399
00:16:33,625 --> 00:16:34,785
Go make him blink.
400
00:16:36,061 --> 00:16:38,031
Right, sure, have a good day.
401
00:16:38,096 --> 00:16:39,396
See you later.
402
00:16:40,799 --> 00:16:43,739
(rock music plays)
403
00:16:43,802 --> 00:16:44,972
Ozzie, look, look.
404
00:16:45,037 --> 00:16:47,007
You're a man who
rewards loyalty.
405
00:16:47,072 --> 00:16:48,882
I mean, those stock options
you gave your secretary
406
00:16:48,907 --> 00:16:51,077
just bought her
Geffen's estate in Malibu.
407
00:16:51,143 --> 00:16:52,923
Hey, she's been with me
since the very beginning,
408
00:16:52,945 --> 00:16:53,945
almost four years.
409
00:16:54,012 --> 00:16:56,322
Well, Len Crowley's
been here 50!
410
00:16:56,381 --> 00:16:58,381
Lenny on radio:
The deuces are wild.
411
00:16:58,450 --> 00:17:01,690
Two on, two out, in
a two-two ball game.
412
00:17:01,753 --> 00:17:03,323
Devo leads off third.
413
00:17:03,388 --> 00:17:05,188
- Arliss...
- (guitar plays loudly)
414
00:17:05,257 --> 00:17:06,627
Are you listening to AM?
415
00:17:06,692 --> 00:17:08,332
Yeah, that's right, AM.
416
00:17:08,393 --> 00:17:09,833
And I want to know
that Len Crowley's
417
00:17:09,862 --> 00:17:11,312
gonna be on here for
another three years.
418
00:17:11,330 --> 00:17:12,760
And I want our negotiations
419
00:17:12,831 --> 00:17:14,531
not to end up in Rudy
Martzke's column.
420
00:17:14,600 --> 00:17:16,840
Three years, it's
non-negotiable.
421
00:17:16,902 --> 00:17:19,772
Who even knows how they'll be
broadcasting baseball in three years.
422
00:17:19,838 --> 00:17:23,708
Lenny on radio: 55,000 faithful
Angelenos standing shoulder to shoulder,
423
00:17:23,775 --> 00:17:26,845
- one out away from seeing history made.
- What?
424
00:17:26,912 --> 00:17:28,782
- ♪ ♪
- One year, one million.
425
00:17:28,847 --> 00:17:31,147
Lenny: Richardson
leads off second.
426
00:17:31,216 --> 00:17:33,286
Elston Howard off of first.
427
00:17:33,352 --> 00:17:35,322
Koufax mops his brow,
428
00:17:35,387 --> 00:17:37,357
heaves a sigh...
429
00:17:38,790 --> 00:17:41,430
stares into the late
afternoon shadows...
430
00:17:41,493 --> 00:17:42,693
All right, two years.
431
00:17:42,761 --> 00:17:44,631
Lenny: that have crept
across home plate.
432
00:17:44,696 --> 00:17:46,696
Little chopper over the mound.
433
00:17:46,765 --> 00:17:49,325
Wills charges,
scoops, throws to first.
434
00:17:49,401 --> 00:17:51,041
In time!
435
00:17:51,103 --> 00:17:54,543
Say, hey, whaddya say?
436
00:17:54,606 --> 00:17:58,736
Break out the brooms, LA!
We just swept New York.
437
00:18:02,247 --> 00:18:04,377
Shit!
438
00:18:04,449 --> 00:18:05,919
Alright, Arliss, you got it.
439
00:18:05,984 --> 00:18:06,994
Three years.
440
00:18:10,722 --> 00:18:13,492
And ball four to Sheffield.
441
00:18:13,559 --> 00:18:16,129
Did you hear me,
man? You've got it.
442
00:18:22,534 --> 00:18:25,774
Oh, my god, he called
the wrong game?
443
00:18:25,837 --> 00:18:27,537
The '63 series.
444
00:18:27,606 --> 00:18:28,836
Oh, that is terrible.
445
00:18:28,842 --> 00:18:30,082
It's a tragedy.
446
00:18:30,142 --> 00:18:31,642
What are you gonna do?
447
00:18:31,710 --> 00:18:33,210
Close this deal fast.
448
00:18:33,278 --> 00:18:36,448
Whoa, boss, that was
some column you wrote.
449
00:18:36,515 --> 00:18:39,845
Well, thank you, I
pride myself on...
450
00:18:39,918 --> 00:18:41,288
colorful expressions.
451
00:18:41,353 --> 00:18:43,133
- Oh.
- Oh, you know, I think some of our clients
452
00:18:43,155 --> 00:18:45,555
Are gonna be calling up
with colorful expressions
453
00:18:45,624 --> 00:18:47,194
of their own like...
454
00:18:47,259 --> 00:18:48,429
"Fuck you!"
455
00:18:48,493 --> 00:18:51,563
Oh, pbbt! No, don't...
456
00:18:51,630 --> 00:18:55,530
"Professional athletes behave
like spoiled pampered pets,
457
00:18:55,601 --> 00:18:57,741
"unruly and untenable.
458
00:18:57,803 --> 00:18:59,613
"They leave a soiled
path of destruction,
459
00:18:59,671 --> 00:19:01,811
"waste and bitter
friends in their wake.
460
00:19:01,873 --> 00:19:05,113
"One wonders why a
professional such as myself
461
00:19:05,177 --> 00:19:06,577
puts up with such behavior."
462
00:19:06,645 --> 00:19:08,205
(shouts) What the
hell did you write?
463
00:19:09,381 --> 00:19:11,251
- It's metaphoric.
- Metaphoric?
464
00:19:11,316 --> 00:19:13,346
Equating cleaning
up after your clients
465
00:19:13,418 --> 00:19:15,388
with cleaning up after Wesley.
466
00:19:15,454 --> 00:19:18,224
Comparing our
clients with dog shit?
467
00:19:18,290 --> 00:19:20,130
- What the hell's the matter with you?
- Hey!
468
00:19:20,192 --> 00:19:22,162
You asked for
something that expressed
469
00:19:22,227 --> 00:19:24,397
- insight and true feelings.
- (phone rings)
470
00:19:24,463 --> 00:19:26,203
But not the truth!
471
00:19:26,264 --> 00:19:27,504
Our clients are gonna go crazy!
472
00:19:29,534 --> 00:19:31,644
Arliss, it's Ozzie Comstock.
473
00:19:32,971 --> 00:19:35,341
Look, look, Ozzie, it
was a one-time slip-up.
474
00:19:35,407 --> 00:19:36,937
He was acting metaphorical.
475
00:19:37,009 --> 00:19:39,409
Ozzie: Arliss, when you talked
about keeping history alive,
476
00:19:39,478 --> 00:19:42,148
I didn't realize Lenny would
be rebroadcasting old games.
477
00:19:42,214 --> 00:19:44,554
Look, I'll get him a
partner in the booth, okay?
478
00:19:44,616 --> 00:19:45,756
Take some pressure off of him.
479
00:19:45,784 --> 00:19:47,194
I got to go, Arliss.
480
00:19:47,252 --> 00:19:48,552
Can't lose the thermals, man.
481
00:19:48,620 --> 00:19:49,920
Arliss: Wait, wait, wait, wait!
482
00:19:49,988 --> 00:19:52,298
Give him another chance. I
promise you it won't happen again.
483
00:19:52,324 --> 00:19:54,794
One more chance!
And get him a partner!
484
00:19:54,860 --> 00:19:55,880
Whatever you say!
485
00:19:55,879 --> 00:19:56,899
I want you in booth
486
00:19:56,962 --> 00:19:59,402
- to get things started, man!
- Thanks, Ozzie!
487
00:19:59,464 --> 00:20:02,074
I'll see you in 80 days. Whoo!
488
00:20:02,134 --> 00:20:05,144
Man on P.A.: Don't forget
there's still plenty of tickets left for...
489
00:20:05,203 --> 00:20:06,693
Lenny.
490
00:20:06,689 --> 00:20:08,169
Arliss.
491
00:20:08,240 --> 00:20:09,780
Am I still the voice of LA?
492
00:20:09,841 --> 00:20:11,081
Did we close the deal?
493
00:20:11,077 --> 00:20:12,307
Sort of.
494
00:20:12,377 --> 00:20:13,877
Look, I need to talk with you.
495
00:20:13,880 --> 00:20:15,380
Before I forget...
496
00:20:15,447 --> 00:20:18,517
Mattie and I want you
to join us after the game.
497
00:20:18,583 --> 00:20:20,293
Yeah, sure, sure, sure.
498
00:20:20,352 --> 00:20:21,932
- Look, I need to tell you something now.
- (knocks)
499
00:20:21,953 --> 00:20:23,393
Um...
500
00:20:23,389 --> 00:20:24,819
Arliss, Lenny.
501
00:20:24,890 --> 00:20:27,560
Lenny, you know
John Miller right?
502
00:20:27,626 --> 00:20:31,326
Oh, great announcer.
Good looking too.
503
00:20:31,396 --> 00:20:33,126
John: Thanks, Lenny.
504
00:20:33,198 --> 00:20:35,028
I have to tell you
I'm so excited
505
00:20:35,100 --> 00:20:38,200
and extremely honored to
be sharing a booth with you.
506
00:20:39,838 --> 00:20:43,308
I have to admit, I... I've stolen a
lot of your lines over the years.
507
00:20:43,375 --> 00:20:45,615
- (laughs)
- Alright, gentlemen, we got a pre-game to do,
508
00:20:45,644 --> 00:20:47,054
So let's get going.
509
00:20:47,112 --> 00:20:48,612
Right, I'll get to that later...
510
00:20:48,680 --> 00:20:50,220
and you.
511
00:20:53,552 --> 00:20:55,652
And the theme's coming
down, headsets on.
512
00:20:55,721 --> 00:20:57,761
And we're on with John...
513
00:20:57,823 --> 00:21:02,063
in five, four, three, two.
514
00:21:02,127 --> 00:21:04,627
It's a beautiful day
here at the ballpark.
515
00:21:04,696 --> 00:21:06,056
Bright blue skies overhead.
516
00:21:06,131 --> 00:21:07,701
The wind blowing
out to left field.
517
00:21:07,766 --> 00:21:10,066
Now, if the voice
sounds a little bit peculiar,
518
00:21:10,135 --> 00:21:13,565
well, there's a reason. I'm John
Miller and sitting next to me...
519
00:21:13,638 --> 00:21:18,378
It is evident that Chan Ho
Park has just about had it.
520
00:21:18,443 --> 00:21:19,883
Whaddya think, Lenny?
521
00:21:23,315 --> 00:21:25,575
And Davey's on his
way out to the mound,
522
00:21:25,650 --> 00:21:28,350
and he is signaling
to the bullpen.
523
00:21:28,420 --> 00:21:32,790
So, that will do it for Chan
Ho, and it's a tough spot...
524
00:21:32,858 --> 00:21:34,328
Mattie, good to see you.
525
00:21:34,392 --> 00:21:35,592
How's he doing?
526
00:21:36,762 --> 00:21:39,162
Well, it's an adjustment,
but... but he's doing fine.
527
00:21:39,231 --> 00:21:41,031
Yeah, doing good.
528
00:21:41,099 --> 00:21:42,809
Los Angeles leading one
to nothing, ninth inning.
529
00:21:42,834 --> 00:21:45,144
And we'll be right
back after this.
530
00:21:45,203 --> 00:21:47,543
(rock music playing)
531
00:21:54,646 --> 00:21:57,046
Arliss, can I talk to you
for a moment outside?
532
00:21:57,115 --> 00:21:59,015
I'm supposed to stay here.
533
00:21:59,084 --> 00:22:00,954
You can go, it's okay.
534
00:22:01,019 --> 00:22:02,149
You sure?
535
00:22:03,188 --> 00:22:04,588
Okay, quickly.
536
00:22:09,127 --> 00:22:11,157
Arliss, he doesn't
want me in there.
537
00:22:11,229 --> 00:22:12,959
Lenny Crowley is my idol,
538
00:22:13,031 --> 00:22:14,241
and I don't want to offend him.
539
00:22:14,266 --> 00:22:15,266
You're not offending him.
540
00:22:15,300 --> 00:22:16,640
He does want
you there, it's just...
541
00:22:16,668 --> 00:22:18,398
Come on, he's a
little set in his ways.
542
00:22:18,470 --> 00:22:19,840
Are you sure?
543
00:22:19,905 --> 00:22:21,605
Absatively.
544
00:22:21,673 --> 00:22:23,343
C'mon, John, let's
get back in there.
545
00:22:24,810 --> 00:22:25,810
What's the matter?
546
00:22:25,844 --> 00:22:27,254
It's locked.
547
00:22:27,312 --> 00:22:28,712
(knocks) It's locked?
548
00:22:28,780 --> 00:22:29,780
Open up!
549
00:22:29,848 --> 00:22:31,918
Mattie, Mattie, open up!
550
00:22:31,983 --> 00:22:33,463
- Don't open it.
- Mattie, we got to get going...
551
00:22:33,485 --> 00:22:34,815
Don't open it!
552
00:22:34,886 --> 00:22:37,116
Alright, Lenny, get
ready, we're gonna go on.
553
00:22:37,189 --> 00:22:38,659
I'll go find someone
who's got a key.
554
00:22:38,723 --> 00:22:40,263
Yeah. Let me in!
555
00:22:40,325 --> 00:22:41,425
Shit!
556
00:22:43,028 --> 00:22:44,558
Get back!
557
00:22:44,629 --> 00:22:47,629
(rock music plays)
558
00:22:47,699 --> 00:22:51,239
- (tuning radio)
- Lenny: Now, LA trying to hold on to a one run lead.
559
00:22:51,303 --> 00:22:52,973
Bobby Bonds digs in.
560
00:22:53,038 --> 00:22:54,438
(whispers) Barry Bonds.
561
00:22:56,775 --> 00:22:59,075
Did I say Bobby
Bonds? Excuse me, folks.
562
00:22:59,144 --> 00:23:01,584
I meant his son,
Barry, of course.
563
00:23:01,646 --> 00:23:03,046
And here's the first pitch...
564
00:23:03,114 --> 00:23:05,624
on the corner for a strike.
565
00:23:05,684 --> 00:23:07,424
Bonds didn't like that call,
566
00:23:07,485 --> 00:23:09,515
but then Barry never
met a call he did like.
567
00:23:10,689 --> 00:23:12,319
- Here's the 0-1 pitch.
- (bat cracks)
568
00:23:12,390 --> 00:23:16,660
Swung on, line drive,
Hanson snags it, tags third!
569
00:23:16,728 --> 00:23:17,928
Double play!
570
00:23:17,996 --> 00:23:20,426
Say, hey, whaddya say?
571
00:23:20,498 --> 00:23:22,968
LA dodged the bullet
572
00:23:23,034 --> 00:23:25,904
and put a check
in the "W" column.
573
00:23:25,971 --> 00:23:29,141
(crowd cheering)
574
00:23:29,207 --> 00:23:33,307
Now I've got something
else to say now.
575
00:23:34,880 --> 00:23:38,050
Uh, some of you might
have noticed that I've...
576
00:23:39,384 --> 00:23:41,224
made a few errors lately.
577
00:23:42,520 --> 00:23:44,160
Not that I've been drinking...
578
00:23:44,222 --> 00:23:46,662
on duty, anyway. No.
579
00:23:47,893 --> 00:23:50,863
The doctor calls
it... Alzheimer's.
580
00:23:50,929 --> 00:23:54,169
Now, it doesn't mean
I'm getting ready to go
581
00:23:54,232 --> 00:23:56,742
in the home just yet,
582
00:23:56,801 --> 00:23:59,201
but it's just going
to get worse.
583
00:23:59,271 --> 00:24:01,671
♪ ♪
584
00:24:01,740 --> 00:24:06,080
And you fans,
the people I love...
585
00:24:07,345 --> 00:24:09,375
deserve to have the best,
586
00:24:09,447 --> 00:24:13,147
and John Miller is just that.
587
00:24:15,020 --> 00:24:18,760
So, this is going
to be my last call.
588
00:24:20,292 --> 00:24:21,692
I just want you to know
589
00:24:21,760 --> 00:24:26,030
that I've loved
every moment of it,
590
00:24:26,097 --> 00:24:30,237
even during the rain delays.
591
00:24:30,302 --> 00:24:34,272
I'm gonna miss you a lot
more than you'll miss me.
592
00:24:36,007 --> 00:24:38,407
So... say, hey.
593
00:24:39,744 --> 00:24:41,654
(emotionally) whaddya say?
594
00:24:43,315 --> 00:24:44,675
Goodbye.
595
00:24:46,351 --> 00:24:47,851
And God bless you.
596
00:24:49,254 --> 00:24:51,464
(cheering and applause)
597
00:24:52,624 --> 00:24:55,664
(crowd chanting)
Lenny, Lenny, Lenny,
598
00:24:55,727 --> 00:24:59,927
Lenny, Lenny, Lenny, Lenny,
599
00:24:59,998 --> 00:25:04,138
Lenny, Lenny, Lenny, Lenny...
600
00:25:04,202 --> 00:25:07,072
Ozzie. I want you
to hear something.
601
00:25:07,138 --> 00:25:10,108
Crowd: Lenny, Lenny, Lenny...
602
00:25:10,175 --> 00:25:11,805
(crying)
603
00:25:11,876 --> 00:25:16,976
Lenny, Lenny,
Lenny, Lenny, Lenny...
604
00:25:18,283 --> 00:25:21,693
It'll be strange, not watching
a game from 60 feet up.
605
00:25:22,988 --> 00:25:25,858
It'll be stranger not
hearing you call it.
606
00:25:25,924 --> 00:25:28,964
I'm lucky. I'm gonna have
my own personal broadcaster.
607
00:25:29,027 --> 00:25:31,827
Oh, oh, oh, yes, yes, yes, yes.
608
00:25:31,896 --> 00:25:35,196
There's one other
thing he agreed on.
609
00:25:35,266 --> 00:25:38,366
(organ playing "Charge")
610
00:25:38,436 --> 00:25:40,606
(gasps) Is that Janie?
611
00:25:40,672 --> 00:25:42,242
She's back?
612
00:25:42,307 --> 00:25:44,577
I convinced Ozzie
that with you leaving,
613
00:25:44,642 --> 00:25:47,352
there had to be some sense
of continuity with this club.
614
00:25:47,412 --> 00:25:49,312
Fans only want so much progress.
615
00:25:49,381 --> 00:25:52,421
(playing "Sunny
Side of the Street")
616
00:25:55,420 --> 00:25:56,550
I...
617
00:25:56,621 --> 00:25:59,561
How come Congress
never does anything
618
00:25:59,624 --> 00:26:02,034
about regulating mortality?
619
00:26:03,161 --> 00:26:04,661
Sucks, doesn't it?
620
00:26:06,031 --> 00:26:07,771
(scoffs) Leonard, come here.
621
00:26:09,501 --> 00:26:11,601
I feel that groove
thing coming on.
622
00:26:11,669 --> 00:26:13,369
Oh.
623
00:26:13,438 --> 00:26:16,038
Mortality, shmortality...
624
00:26:16,107 --> 00:26:17,507
we gotta dance.
625
00:26:17,510 --> 00:26:18,910
(chuckles)
626
00:26:18,977 --> 00:26:23,007
♪ ♪
627
00:26:26,785 --> 00:26:30,485
♪ Grab your coat
and get your hat ♪
628
00:26:30,555 --> 00:26:33,285
Arliss: "you are old, Father
William," the young man said,
629
00:26:33,358 --> 00:26:35,488
"And your hair has
turned very white.
630
00:26:35,560 --> 00:26:37,630
"And yet you incessantly
stand on your head.
631
00:26:37,695 --> 00:26:40,125
Do you think at
your age it is right?"
632
00:26:40,198 --> 00:26:42,468
"In my youth," Father
William replied to his son,
633
00:26:42,534 --> 00:26:44,444
"I feared it might
injure the brain.
634
00:26:44,502 --> 00:26:47,012
"But, now that I am
perfectly sure I have none,
635
00:26:47,072 --> 00:26:50,242
I'd do it again and again."
636
00:26:50,308 --> 00:26:52,578
My name is Arliss Michaels.
637
00:26:52,644 --> 00:26:54,454
I represent athletes.
638
00:26:54,512 --> 00:26:57,522
These are my stories.
639
00:26:57,582 --> 00:27:01,052
♪ On the sunny
side of the street ♪
640
00:27:01,119 --> 00:27:05,489
♪ I used to walk in the shade ♪
641
00:27:05,557 --> 00:27:10,127
♪ With my blues on parade ♪
642
00:27:10,195 --> 00:27:14,525
♪ But now I'm not afraid ♪
643
00:27:14,599 --> 00:27:19,139
♪ 'Cause this rover
has crossed over ♪
644
00:27:19,204 --> 00:27:22,614
♪ if I never have a cent ♪
645
00:27:23,741 --> 00:27:27,951
♪ I'll be rich as Rockefeller ♪
646
00:27:28,012 --> 00:27:31,422
♪ There'll be gold
dust at my feet ♪
647
00:27:32,617 --> 00:27:35,717
♪ On the sunny
side of the street ♪
648
00:28:05,950 --> 00:28:08,290
♪ Ba ba ba ba... ♪
649
00:28:11,456 --> 00:28:15,556
♪ I used to walk in the shade ♪
650
00:28:15,627 --> 00:28:19,457
♪ With my blues on parade ♪
651
00:28:20,498 --> 00:28:22,798
♪ But now I'm not... ♪
652
00:28:22,848 --> 00:28:27,398
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