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- And how did that
make you feel, Shayla?
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- Going to the symphony?
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I don't know.
Bored?
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It's like just going to see
the closing credits of a movie.
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- I meant, how do you feel
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about this
potential relationship?
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- I don't think
it's a good fit.
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He always has just
the right amount of stubble.
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It's too deliberate.
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- I think you're doing
what you always do.
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Prematurely ending
a relationship
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to avoid the inevitable pain
that love brings.
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- No, I did not end
the last one prematurely.
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We had
irreconcilable differences.
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He. Wore. Socks. In. Bed.
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- Okay,
I have an assignment for you.
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Take out your day planner,
right now, please.
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I want you to give this new guy
a couple of months,
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just to break
the cycle of self-sabotage.
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So mark 60 days
from your first date,
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and on that day,
you can dump him
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if you choose to do so.
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- 60 days,
and then it's Dump Day.
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I don't know, I feel kinda bad
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using this guy
as my therapy homework.
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- Is it worse than ghosting him
now because of his stubble?
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- I met someone, y'all!
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[Ramones'
"Listen to My Heart"]
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- One, two, three, four!
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- * Next time,
I'll listen to my heart *
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* Next time,
well, I'll be smart *
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* *
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- Yeah, I thought
I was done with romance,
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but I have now been on two
stellar dates with Shayla--
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- Ooh!
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That would be
Ms. Shayla Howard,
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the A.P. English substitute.
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- Ms. Howard? I have her
when Ms. Miller's out.
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One time, she drank a one liter
of Diet Coke during a class.
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A morning class.
I like her.
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- Well, I like her too.
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And yes, I have noticed
that many of you are
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dressed like
riverboat casino croupiers,
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but I don't wanna
talk about that yet.
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I'm just gonna let that drift
on down the Big Muddy a spell.
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[chuckles]
'Cause right now,
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what's floating my boat
is Shayla.
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And I'm pulling out
all the stops to impress her.
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- Sounds like you might
be overcompensating.
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- Exactly wrong, Marcus.
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You see, by putting myself
out there in big ways,
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I risk looking like a fool,
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which is exactly
the kind of vulnerability
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that I didn't show
in my last relationship.
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- No crap, Matlock.
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- Oh, wow.
You, uh...
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You know "Matlock."
Interesting.
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Today's mission is
planning my next
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big romantic move with Shayla!
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- Ooh, whatever it is, Mr. G,
you should make it a surprise.
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If I'm like, "Can I buy you
some chicken nuggets, girl?"
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that's romantic, but if I say,
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"I already got you
these chicken nuggets, girl,"
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that's even more romantic
'cause I was thinking 'bout her
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when we weren't even together.
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When I was at McDonald's.
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- You can whisk her away
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to a secluded cabin
in the woods.
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- Maybe something
with blindfolds?
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They can enhance
your other senses.
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- Okay, uh, so far,
what you two are describing
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is an abduction.
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- Maybe you could surprise her
by showing
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a genuine interest in her life.
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Like, if she was wearing
an out-of-character outfit,
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maybe you could
ask her about it.
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- All right, fine, Anthony,
why don't you go ahead
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and tell me
why you're dressed like
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a Fantastic Sams
street marketing team?
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Just please, don't say
you're an a cappella group.
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- Guilty as charged!
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We're the Car Tunes.
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- That's C-A-R space T-U-N-E-S.
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- What?
What's the car?
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Do you guys sing from inside
a big cardboard car?
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- We do now.
That's a great idea.
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- Oh, Heather, not you too.
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- Oh, I'm the manager, boss.
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I booked them for
this morning announcements.
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And hey, I'm ready to book them
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for your perfect date.
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[blows pitch pipe]
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- Ah, oh, oh, oh!
Nope, wait.
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Why don't you just
go ahead and--go ahead
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and close those mouths
without singing a single note.
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Okay?
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Anthony?
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Close that mouth or I'm gonna
throw something in it.
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You better--hey, man.
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I'm--yeah.
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A cappella music has no place
in a perfect date, okay?
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Or in life.
I need something else.
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- They're screening
"The Rocky Horror Picture Show"
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at the drive-in Friday night.
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- Oh, great!
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Yeah,
that's right up her alley.
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Okay, now,
I could ask her if she's free
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on Friday, but, uh,
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I want those
chicken nugget points.
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So I think we need
to take a peek at her calendar.
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Now, she keeps an actual,
physical day planner
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in her purse.
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- Leave it to us, boss.
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We can have peepers
on that planner
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by E.O.D.
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- Okay, I appreciate it,
Heather,
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and I am very concerned
about the fact
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that you're pulling out
that pitch pipe again.
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- Well, it just
kinda seemed like we were
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all good on the mission part,
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so maybe it's time for the--
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[blows pitch pipe]
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- [all alternating]
* Car, car, car, car tunes *
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- Music is meant to have
instruments, you guys!
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Why cut out the instruments?
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[percussive music]
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- I just wanted a damn snack.
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- Ralph!
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You're not gonna believe
what we just got in the mail.
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- Did Pat Sajak write back?
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- Even better!
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It's a gift certificate
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for Shrimptuberfeast,
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from Captain Grumpy's
Seafood Roadhouse!
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- * Captain Grumpy's
Seafood Roadhouse *
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[together]
* Where they let you throw *
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* The shrimp tails
on the floor *
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[both laughing]
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- Oh, but I thought that
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Shrimptuberfeast
was in the fall.
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- No, that's
Shrimptoberfest.
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- Captain Grumpy's is offering
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a "deserving member
of our staff"
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the enjoyment of an evening
of endless shrimp
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and bottomless tap water
for two!
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We have the most
shrimp-deserving staff
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in all of Toledo.
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How do we pick just one?
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Do, like, a series
of interviews?
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- Ralph, the teachers
think of you as a God.
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They're not gonna
toot their horn around you.
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- If only there was a way
to embed myself, you know?
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To get to know the faculty
and their stories,
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not as a boss, but as an equal.
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[sighs]
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[dramatic music]
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* *
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- Are you thinking
what I'm thinking?
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- I bet I am!
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* *
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- Okay, so Mr. Rochester
keeps his violently insane wife
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locked in an attic.
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Now, what would I do
if I were Jane Eyre?
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I...would...leave...
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in my...carriage!
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Come on, guys, really think
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about what I would do
in some of these situations!
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- Good afternoon, ma'am.
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I have an official work order
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to set this up for next period.
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- [clears throat]
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[suspenseful music]
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- As you can see,
there's two signatures
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and the official school logo.
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All above board.
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- You can just toss it, thanks.
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[sighing]
Okay, where was I?
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Mr. Rochester bonds with Jane--
- Two hours I spent on this.
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- Then goes to party
and comes back with "Blanche."
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Now, what would I say
to the two of them
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if I were Jane?
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Think, you guys!
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* *
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- Showtime.
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- Excuse me, Ms. Howard?
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That boy in the hallway
looks lost.
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- Okay.
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Excuse me.
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Excuse me, do you need help?
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- Oh, you're a dear.
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I can't seem to find
the office.
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- You mean the office
one door down?
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- Oh, right.
Uh, not that office.
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I meant the office...
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Of the cafeteria.
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- The kitchen?
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* *
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- Damn it,
I need more time.
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Ca-caw.
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[over radio]
Ca-caw.
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- Ca-caw.
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[over radio]
Ca-caw.
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- Oh, good, can you help
this boy find the cafeteria?
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- He doesn't go here.
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He only comes here
to steal beans.
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Quick, check his bag.
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- No.
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- Fine,
I'll do it.
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Stolen beans!
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Take him
to the principal's office.
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- Freeze!
All three of you.
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* *
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- Thanks.
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- Actually,
you may wanna see this.
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- No, not my pocket!
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- Ha-hah!
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They were both stealing beans.
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Take them
to the principal's office!
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- I'm going back to class.
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[dramatic sting]
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- Dump Day?
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- Uh,
are you in this class?
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- Attention, everyone!
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I've got
the new music teacher here,
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so start getting to know him
by, you know,
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telling him about yourself
and all your hardships.
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- Pump the brakes there,
Hell-on-Wheels.
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This songbird can carry
his own tune.
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- It is happening at long last.
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We are being
"Undercover Boss"-ed.
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- What does that mean?
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- That means whoever tells
Durbin the biggest sob story
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gets a cash prize.
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- One of us is getting $20,000.
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But you gotta pretend like
you don't know it's him.
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- My face hurts.
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[laughter]
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- Stef Duncan, history.
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- This is Joseph Teagues.
- Oh.
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- And he's left-handed.
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And that's why we know
that he's so creative.
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- Hey. Uh, Jojo.
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I've danced with Lady Music
in every dress she can wear.
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Saw a lotta naked ladies
with the boys
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in They Might Be Giants
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and banged a lot of
"they might've been giants"
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with the Barenaked Ladies.
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[laughter]
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You name a song,
I've played it.
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- "Piano Man."
- All that stuff.
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You know,
and I'm still grateful.
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What are you grateful for,
Stef?
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- Oh,
plenty of things.
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Unlike the orphans
that I take canoeing.
255
00:09:56,221 --> 00:09:59,141
You know, my dream is
to take them to Disneyworld,
256
00:09:59,182 --> 00:10:01,392
and let them ride
the log flume,
257
00:10:01,434 --> 00:10:03,274
the world's best canoe,
258
00:10:03,311 --> 00:10:06,111
but that'd be, like, 20K.
259
00:10:06,147 --> 00:10:08,267
- That's gone up.
- Wow.
260
00:10:08,316 --> 00:10:10,686
Righteous buzzkill
about the, uh...
261
00:10:10,735 --> 00:10:12,395
orphans not having any rent.
262
00:10:12,445 --> 00:10:15,485
I mean, do you, uh, recall
a particular orphan
263
00:10:15,532 --> 00:10:18,832
that maybe talked about
wanting to eat a ton of shrimp?
264
00:10:18,868 --> 00:10:21,198
- Helen! There you are.
265
00:10:21,246 --> 00:10:24,496
Is this the man
who's gonna be replacing me?
266
00:10:24,541 --> 00:10:27,591
16 years and I gotta hear
about it in the hallways?
267
00:10:27,627 --> 00:10:30,167
- Damn it, I forgot
to give Trudy the heads up.
268
00:10:30,213 --> 00:10:32,553
- I'm gonna set myself on fire.
269
00:10:32,590 --> 00:10:34,050
- Okay, whoa. Hey, listen.
270
00:10:34,092 --> 00:10:36,012
I'm not into that, all right?
271
00:10:36,052 --> 00:10:39,012
Self-immolation is
a Jojo no-no, so I'm--
272
00:10:39,055 --> 00:10:41,925
I'm gonna go talk
to this cool cat, Durbin.
273
00:10:41,975 --> 00:10:44,225
And I'm gonna
stone-cold resign.
274
00:10:44,269 --> 00:10:46,349
And then I'll leave
through a different door,
275
00:10:46,396 --> 00:10:48,566
so you'll probably never
see me again, so, uh,
276
00:10:48,606 --> 00:10:50,776
you know, remember,
you can lick the devil's candy,
277
00:10:50,817 --> 00:10:53,987
but don't get in his van.
278
00:10:54,029 --> 00:10:56,199
- You know, I gotta say,
it's so chivalrous of you
279
00:10:56,239 --> 00:10:58,319
to escort me
all the way to my classroom.
280
00:10:58,366 --> 00:10:59,526
- Not a big thing.
281
00:10:59,576 --> 00:11:01,866
I escort a lot of guys
to their classrooms.
282
00:11:01,911 --> 00:11:03,501
- [sighing]
Oh!
283
00:11:03,538 --> 00:11:06,368
That's a huge load off,
because, um...
284
00:11:06,416 --> 00:11:08,206
I'm sleeping
with the bus driver.
285
00:11:08,251 --> 00:11:10,711
- [laughing] Oh!
- Yeah.
286
00:11:10,754 --> 00:11:14,384
- You know, you have been
very secretive about this bag.
287
00:11:14,424 --> 00:11:17,684
You got a dead body in there,
or--
288
00:11:17,719 --> 00:11:19,009
- Ah, no.
289
00:11:19,054 --> 00:11:20,434
A gentleman never tells.
290
00:11:20,472 --> 00:11:22,102
- Okay.
291
00:11:23,391 --> 00:11:25,731
- Good morning, everybody!
Ooh!
292
00:11:25,769 --> 00:11:27,309
So I got all the--
293
00:11:27,354 --> 00:11:29,314
got the "Rocky Horror"
costumes, you know.
294
00:11:29,356 --> 00:11:30,396
The bread, the rice,
295
00:11:30,440 --> 00:11:32,690
the hot dogs
to throw at the screen.
296
00:11:32,734 --> 00:11:34,944
This is gonna be fun.
297
00:11:34,986 --> 00:11:36,906
What's going on?
298
00:11:36,946 --> 00:11:38,776
Did something go wrong
with the mission?
299
00:11:38,823 --> 00:11:39,993
Did you guys not
get the planner?
300
00:11:40,033 --> 00:11:41,083
Does Shayla have plans tonight?
301
00:11:41,117 --> 00:11:42,487
Why didn't you tell me
302
00:11:42,535 --> 00:11:44,615
before I bought
all these fishnets?
303
00:11:44,662 --> 00:11:46,412
- No, we got the planner.
304
00:11:46,456 --> 00:11:48,246
It's just...
305
00:11:48,291 --> 00:11:50,211
there was some
pretty crazy stuff in there.
306
00:11:50,251 --> 00:11:52,341
Stuff that's so messed up,
307
00:11:52,379 --> 00:11:53,709
you should probably
just move on.
308
00:11:53,755 --> 00:11:54,875
Right, Victor?
309
00:11:54,923 --> 00:11:56,473
- Oh, yeah.
310
00:11:56,508 --> 00:12:00,548
She had an appointment
to eat boogers.
311
00:12:00,595 --> 00:12:03,555
Ah, no, no, somebody else go.
312
00:12:03,598 --> 00:12:05,928
- Will somebody please tell me
what the hell's going on?
313
00:12:05,975 --> 00:12:08,095
- The whole thing's a sham,
boss.
314
00:12:08,144 --> 00:12:10,944
I'm sorry.
You're therapy homework.
315
00:12:10,980 --> 00:12:12,900
[dramatic drum beats]
316
00:12:18,113 --> 00:12:20,993
[sad thumb piano music]
317
00:12:21,032 --> 00:12:22,032
- If you're facing away
318
00:12:22,075 --> 00:12:23,615
to hide the shame
of your tears,
319
00:12:23,660 --> 00:12:26,290
please know that none of us are
judging you for your sorrow.
320
00:12:28,540 --> 00:12:29,920
- I've got it.
321
00:12:29,958 --> 00:12:31,918
- [sighs]
Good to have you back, boss.
322
00:12:31,960 --> 00:12:34,170
Did you figure out a way
to dump her ass?
323
00:12:34,212 --> 00:12:36,922
- No, I'm not gonna let her
off the hook that easily.
324
00:12:36,965 --> 00:12:38,875
I'm gonna ruin
her little therapy assignment.
325
00:12:38,925 --> 00:12:42,925
It is my ass
that will be dumped by her.
326
00:12:42,971 --> 00:12:45,271
[chuckling]
327
00:12:45,306 --> 00:12:47,266
Forget a romantic night
at the movies.
328
00:12:47,308 --> 00:12:50,518
We're about to treat Shayla
to the perfect date...
329
00:12:50,562 --> 00:12:53,192
[chalk scratching]
330
00:12:53,231 --> 00:12:54,481
From hell.
331
00:12:54,524 --> 00:12:57,284
- You actually crossed out
"perfect."
332
00:12:57,318 --> 00:12:59,198
- Yeah, uh, but then, you know,
I thought about it,
333
00:12:59,237 --> 00:13:00,907
and I was like, "I think
I like the sound of it better
334
00:13:00,947 --> 00:13:02,067
with 'perfect' in there."
335
00:13:02,115 --> 00:13:04,525
So I put it back in. Yeah.
336
00:13:04,576 --> 00:13:07,996
So what is the creepiest place
337
00:13:08,038 --> 00:13:10,618
that you guys can think of
to take a date?
338
00:13:10,665 --> 00:13:11,955
- Spiders.
339
00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:14,040
- Spi--no,
what places, Yuyao.
340
00:13:14,085 --> 00:13:15,795
- Spider factory.
341
00:13:15,837 --> 00:13:17,047
- Real places.
342
00:13:17,088 --> 00:13:18,258
- Funeral home.
343
00:13:18,298 --> 00:13:20,878
- Mm!
An old lady's house.
344
00:13:20,925 --> 00:13:22,635
- A deadold lady's house.
345
00:13:22,677 --> 00:13:23,967
all: Ooh.
346
00:13:24,012 --> 00:13:25,932
- What? What is it?
347
00:13:25,972 --> 00:13:28,482
- Well, what's the one place
we all know
348
00:13:28,516 --> 00:13:30,806
that's covered in creepy
religious iconography
349
00:13:30,852 --> 00:13:33,982
and reeks of death and sadness?
350
00:13:34,022 --> 00:13:36,362
- It's your house, Matlock!
351
00:13:36,399 --> 00:13:39,529
- Oh, yes. Yes.
352
00:13:39,569 --> 00:13:41,029
Shayla thinks
she can suffer through
353
00:13:41,071 --> 00:13:42,241
two months with me?
354
00:13:42,280 --> 00:13:44,450
[laughs]
Fat chance!
355
00:13:44,491 --> 00:13:47,831
She's about to learn that
Jack Griffin is insufferable.
356
00:13:47,869 --> 00:13:50,209
[devious music]
357
00:13:50,246 --> 00:13:53,956
- Well, here it is.
Faculty lounge. I like it.
358
00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:56,460
Bada bing, bada boom.
359
00:13:56,503 --> 00:13:58,253
You got some real, uh...
360
00:13:58,296 --> 00:14:00,166
real interesting
electricity here.
361
00:14:00,215 --> 00:14:03,505
- Hey, Nick, I want you
to meet Mary Wagner here.
362
00:14:03,551 --> 00:14:05,761
- Oh, Nick,
professional electrician.
363
00:14:05,804 --> 00:14:09,184
Hey, you mind, uh, showing me
where the light switch is?
364
00:14:09,224 --> 00:14:11,564
- Oh, yeah, sure.
Right this way.
365
00:14:11,601 --> 00:14:15,311
You know, I find that helping
is a gift that can be opened
366
00:14:15,355 --> 00:14:16,225
again and again.
367
00:14:16,272 --> 00:14:18,942
- Oh, now that's a motto!
368
00:14:18,983 --> 00:14:20,323
- Well, helping is something
that I learned
369
00:14:20,360 --> 00:14:22,360
from my frail
immigrant parents.
370
00:14:22,404 --> 00:14:24,954
They both have
so much carpal tunnel
371
00:14:24,989 --> 00:14:28,029
all over their hands and wrists
from, um,
372
00:14:28,076 --> 00:14:30,036
working in
a calculator factory...
373
00:14:30,078 --> 00:14:32,748
[fake crying]
For so many years.
374
00:14:32,789 --> 00:14:35,959
I'm sorry, you guys are trying
to work, and I'm weeping.
375
00:14:36,001 --> 00:14:37,921
- Hey, hey, why don't you, uh,
376
00:14:37,961 --> 00:14:40,421
tell me more
about your parents.
377
00:14:40,463 --> 00:14:43,973
- It's dumb, but my mom has
always talked about owning
378
00:14:44,009 --> 00:14:47,679
a Legend 200 Soft Spa hot tub.
379
00:14:47,721 --> 00:14:49,511
Yeah, she said it was
the only thing that would ease
380
00:14:49,556 --> 00:14:52,386
the years
of back-breaking work.
381
00:14:52,434 --> 00:14:56,064
Also, she wanted it installed
in my backyard because...
382
00:14:56,104 --> 00:14:58,234
[choking up]
They're not zoned for it.
383
00:14:58,273 --> 00:15:00,653
- I wonder if she wouldn't
equally enjoy, you know,
384
00:15:00,692 --> 00:15:02,112
eating shrimp in such a way
385
00:15:02,152 --> 00:15:03,742
that she wouldn't have to worry
about, you know,
386
00:15:03,778 --> 00:15:05,108
stopping eating shrimp
387
00:15:05,155 --> 00:15:07,235
later on that
particular evening.
388
00:15:07,282 --> 00:15:08,912
[electricity buzzes]
[high-pitched scream]
389
00:15:08,950 --> 00:15:10,580
That--
[clears throat]
390
00:15:10,618 --> 00:15:13,158
That's, uh--that's--
that's normal, you know.
391
00:15:13,204 --> 00:15:15,924
I like to--I like to burn out
the old wires
392
00:15:15,957 --> 00:15:17,287
before I put in the new ones.
393
00:15:17,334 --> 00:15:18,634
[electricity crackling]
394
00:15:18,668 --> 00:15:20,458
[electric zap]
395
00:15:20,503 --> 00:15:22,963
- You know who'd get a kick
out of this, I'll tell you,
396
00:15:23,006 --> 00:15:26,126
is the electrician
that we usually use.
397
00:15:26,176 --> 00:15:28,346
- Let's go talk to that guy!
- Yeah, we should--
398
00:15:29,804 --> 00:15:32,684
[relaxed '50s style music]
399
00:15:32,724 --> 00:15:37,154
* *
400
00:15:37,187 --> 00:15:38,937
- So let me get this straight.
401
00:15:38,980 --> 00:15:40,440
First date,
402
00:15:40,482 --> 00:15:43,532
truffle oil roasted salmon
at Mancy's.
403
00:15:43,568 --> 00:15:44,608
- Yeah.
404
00:15:44,652 --> 00:15:45,902
- Second date,
405
00:15:45,945 --> 00:15:47,445
Toledo Symphony Orchestra
406
00:15:47,489 --> 00:15:50,029
followed by
a romantic walk in the park.
407
00:15:50,075 --> 00:15:51,075
- Uh-huh.
408
00:15:51,117 --> 00:15:52,447
- Third date,
409
00:15:52,494 --> 00:15:54,954
watch Norman Bates eat Manchego
410
00:15:54,996 --> 00:15:56,036
like an apple?
411
00:15:56,081 --> 00:15:57,211
- Oh, my apologies.
412
00:15:57,248 --> 00:15:59,078
Did you wanna pet
the little doggies?
413
00:15:59,125 --> 00:16:01,835
- Okay,
I think I get what this is.
414
00:16:01,878 --> 00:16:03,508
You're tanking this date.
415
00:16:03,546 --> 00:16:05,126
- What?
I'm not tanking the date.
416
00:16:05,173 --> 00:16:06,263
What're you talking about?
417
00:16:06,299 --> 00:16:08,509
- I get it, trust me.
418
00:16:08,551 --> 00:16:10,551
I know all about
sabotaging a relationship
419
00:16:10,595 --> 00:16:11,545
for no good reason.
420
00:16:11,596 --> 00:16:13,516
[clears throat]
421
00:16:13,556 --> 00:16:15,176
I once told a guy
422
00:16:15,225 --> 00:16:16,975
that he needed
to ask my ex-boyfriend
423
00:16:17,018 --> 00:16:18,518
for permission to date me
424
00:16:18,561 --> 00:16:20,231
and then took him
to a cemetery.
425
00:16:20,271 --> 00:16:22,651
- [chuckling]
- Yeah.
426
00:16:22,691 --> 00:16:23,571
- That's pretty good.
427
00:16:23,608 --> 00:16:25,988
- It was.
It was really good.
428
00:16:26,027 --> 00:16:28,817
- Okay.
- Mm.
429
00:16:28,863 --> 00:16:31,323
- So these eyebrows are gonna
take about 12 hours to dry,
430
00:16:31,366 --> 00:16:33,906
so you're gonna have to sleep
standing up like a horse.
431
00:16:33,952 --> 00:16:36,452
- Maybe we do, like,
a younger librarian costume
432
00:16:36,496 --> 00:16:37,826
with less involved makeup?
433
00:16:37,872 --> 00:16:39,872
- A younger librarian?
434
00:16:39,916 --> 00:16:41,626
Honestly, Ralph,
435
00:16:41,668 --> 00:16:43,038
I am usually nice to you,
436
00:16:43,086 --> 00:16:45,836
but that's one of the dumbest
things you've ever said.
437
00:16:45,880 --> 00:16:47,170
- Oh, hi, Helen.
438
00:16:47,215 --> 00:16:49,835
- Oh, hi!
Hi, Michelle
439
00:16:49,884 --> 00:16:54,394
I'm just having an affair
with the new librarian.
440
00:16:54,431 --> 00:16:56,021
- Oh, you're not married.
441
00:16:56,057 --> 00:16:58,307
- Oh, well,
he might be married.
442
00:16:58,351 --> 00:17:00,521
Are you married, Harry?
443
00:17:00,562 --> 00:17:02,692
- Single and ready to dingle!
444
00:17:02,731 --> 00:17:03,941
- Oh, no.
445
00:17:03,982 --> 00:17:07,192
- This is Harry Henderson.
446
00:17:07,235 --> 00:17:08,815
And he's our new librarian.
447
00:17:08,862 --> 00:17:12,242
And what the heck are you
doing here so late?
448
00:17:12,282 --> 00:17:15,662
- Well, I'm just really
burning the candle
449
00:17:15,702 --> 00:17:17,662
at both ends these days.
450
00:17:17,704 --> 00:17:20,214
Putting in some extra hours
to try and pay off
451
00:17:20,248 --> 00:17:22,788
my crippling gambling debts.
452
00:17:22,834 --> 00:17:24,884
I'm juiced on the cards.
453
00:17:24,919 --> 00:17:27,669
Solitaire, Old Maid, Uno!
454
00:17:27,714 --> 00:17:28,884
[chuckles]
455
00:17:28,923 --> 00:17:30,223
I owe a lot of money
456
00:17:30,258 --> 00:17:33,088
to some really rough people.
457
00:17:33,136 --> 00:17:35,926
- Well,
not exactly a noble problem.
458
00:17:35,972 --> 00:17:37,312
How much do you owe?
459
00:17:37,349 --> 00:17:40,139
And, please,
convert it to shrimp.
460
00:17:40,185 --> 00:17:45,435
- Uh, 20,000,
so 20...hundred shrimp.
461
00:17:45,482 --> 00:17:48,032
Wait, what country is using
shrimp as a currency?
462
00:17:48,068 --> 00:17:49,988
- [sighs]
Yeah, you know what?
463
00:17:50,028 --> 00:17:53,068
That powerful story
just knocked a chunk of ear
464
00:17:53,114 --> 00:17:54,744
off of Harry here.
465
00:17:54,783 --> 00:17:56,493
We're gonna go to the hospital
and get it reattached.
466
00:17:56,534 --> 00:17:58,544
- Yeah.
- Owie. Ooh, owie.
467
00:17:58,578 --> 00:18:02,078
- We'll be back.
- Okay.
468
00:18:02,123 --> 00:18:03,333
- All right,
what's your worst one?
469
00:18:03,375 --> 00:18:05,585
- Okay, okay, one time,
470
00:18:05,627 --> 00:18:08,087
I hung a portrait
of a naked man over my bed
471
00:18:08,129 --> 00:18:09,959
and told him it was my dad.
472
00:18:10,006 --> 00:18:11,756
[both laugh]
473
00:18:11,800 --> 00:18:13,260
- That's pretty good.
474
00:18:13,301 --> 00:18:14,891
That'll get rid of 'em.
475
00:18:14,928 --> 00:18:16,178
One time, I told this girl
476
00:18:16,221 --> 00:18:18,261
that I couldn't fly out
to meet her family
477
00:18:18,306 --> 00:18:21,016
because I had been
banned from Tampa.
478
00:18:21,059 --> 00:18:23,099
[both laugh]
479
00:18:23,144 --> 00:18:24,444
- I almost broke up with a guy
480
00:18:24,479 --> 00:18:26,559
because his stubble was
too deliberate.
481
00:18:26,606 --> 00:18:29,106
- Okay, well,
he sounds like a dope.
482
00:18:29,150 --> 00:18:33,030
- Actually, he's growing on me.
483
00:18:33,071 --> 00:18:34,911
- [chuckling]
Oh, okay.
484
00:18:34,948 --> 00:18:36,738
That's good. You got me.
485
00:18:36,783 --> 00:18:39,993
- I guess I'm a walking
razor commercial, huh?
486
00:18:40,036 --> 00:18:42,156
- Full disclosure,
487
00:18:42,205 --> 00:18:43,915
I really was ready
to tank this,
488
00:18:43,957 --> 00:18:47,247
but my therapist convinced me
to give it a fair chance.
489
00:18:47,293 --> 00:18:49,503
You're kinda
my therapy homework.
490
00:18:50,839 --> 00:18:52,669
- It's fine. I know.
491
00:18:55,552 --> 00:18:58,682
I, uh...I had my students
look through your planner.
492
00:18:58,722 --> 00:19:01,312
And when they found out,
we came up with this whole plan
493
00:19:01,349 --> 00:19:03,439
to manipulate you
into dumping me
494
00:19:03,476 --> 00:19:05,146
so that you would
fail at therapy.
495
00:19:05,186 --> 00:19:06,266
- What?
- Yeah.
496
00:19:06,312 --> 00:19:07,562
The whole thing was fake.
497
00:19:07,605 --> 00:19:09,315
The lost kid,
the stolen beans--
498
00:19:09,357 --> 00:19:10,607
those beans were not stolen.
499
00:19:10,650 --> 00:19:12,490
I bought all those beans.
500
00:19:12,527 --> 00:19:13,737
- Why would you do that?
501
00:19:13,778 --> 00:19:14,898
- Well, you know,
502
00:19:14,946 --> 00:19:16,406
you were trying
to make a fool out of me,
503
00:19:16,448 --> 00:19:21,038
so I wanted to make a fool
out of you.
504
00:19:21,077 --> 00:19:22,867
- That is so messed up.
505
00:19:22,912 --> 00:19:25,502
I wasn't trying
to make a fool out of you.
506
00:19:25,540 --> 00:19:28,170
I was trying to give myself
time to trust someone.
507
00:19:28,209 --> 00:19:31,549
[melancholy music]
508
00:19:31,588 --> 00:19:33,008
I really hope
it was worth buying
509
00:19:33,048 --> 00:19:36,588
all these creepy decorations
just to freak me out.
510
00:19:39,220 --> 00:19:40,850
[door slams]
511
00:19:46,186 --> 00:19:47,396
[school bell rings]
512
00:19:47,437 --> 00:19:50,147
[downcast music]
513
00:19:50,190 --> 00:19:52,650
- Hey, Jack!
You miss me?
514
00:19:52,692 --> 00:19:54,152
- I didn't know you were gone.
515
00:19:54,194 --> 00:19:56,114
- Busted! I wasn't.
516
00:19:56,154 --> 00:19:57,664
- Oh, is that right?
- Yeah.
517
00:19:57,697 --> 00:20:00,777
Are you...you okay?
Is something wrong?
518
00:20:00,825 --> 00:20:02,365
- I had a bad date.
519
00:20:02,410 --> 00:20:06,000
- Oh, oh. Hey, hey.
Love and prayers, brother.
520
00:20:06,039 --> 00:20:08,329
Love and prayers.
521
00:20:09,459 --> 00:20:14,169
- Well, she dumped me.
522
00:20:14,214 --> 00:20:16,344
- Aye!
[all cheering]
523
00:20:16,383 --> 00:20:19,343
[upbeat pop music plays]
524
00:20:19,386 --> 00:20:22,256
* *
525
00:20:22,305 --> 00:20:23,515
- No.
Hey guys, stop!
526
00:20:23,556 --> 00:20:24,966
Stop. Stop dancing!
Stop the dancing.
527
00:20:25,016 --> 00:20:26,516
Victor, please don't Dougie.
528
00:20:26,559 --> 00:20:29,349
Know when not to Dougie.
529
00:20:29,396 --> 00:20:30,686
I changed my mind, guys,
530
00:20:30,730 --> 00:20:34,190
and by the time she dumped me,
I didn't want it.
531
00:20:34,234 --> 00:20:35,364
- You're exhausting.
532
00:20:35,402 --> 00:20:36,782
- Yeah, well, Shayla agrees.
533
00:20:36,820 --> 00:20:38,660
I told her about
our dumb revenge mission,
534
00:20:38,697 --> 00:20:40,407
which I think was
Anthony's idea,
535
00:20:40,448 --> 00:20:43,408
and she insulted my house
and left.
536
00:20:43,451 --> 00:20:45,701
- This will not stand.
No way.
537
00:20:45,745 --> 00:20:48,615
This type of thing?
She's toast, right, Mr. G?
538
00:20:48,665 --> 00:20:49,865
- [sighs]
539
00:20:49,916 --> 00:20:52,166
No, I mean,
I don't want revenge.
540
00:20:52,210 --> 00:20:54,840
I just...
541
00:20:54,879 --> 00:20:58,049
I just--I just wanna
lay down for a bit.
542
00:20:58,091 --> 00:20:59,051
You know.
543
00:20:59,092 --> 00:21:00,972
[groans]
544
00:21:01,011 --> 00:21:03,931
- Well, if you still
wanna date her,
545
00:21:03,972 --> 00:21:04,932
maybe it's not too late
546
00:21:04,973 --> 00:21:07,313
to tell her
how you really feel.
547
00:21:07,350 --> 00:21:08,980
- I wouldn't know what to say.
548
00:21:09,019 --> 00:21:11,809
[soft music]
549
00:21:11,855 --> 00:21:14,225
- You can say "I'm sorry"
in the sweetest,
550
00:21:14,274 --> 00:21:16,324
most talented way possible:
551
00:21:16,359 --> 00:21:18,819
pure vocal expression,
straight from the heart.
552
00:21:18,862 --> 00:21:23,742
* *
553
00:21:23,783 --> 00:21:27,333
- Weird way of putting it,
but yeah.
554
00:21:27,370 --> 00:21:28,910
An apology.
555
00:21:28,955 --> 00:21:32,625
Not usually my style,
but, you know, when they zig,
556
00:21:32,667 --> 00:21:33,537
you zag.
557
00:21:33,585 --> 00:21:36,835
[percussive music]
558
00:21:36,880 --> 00:21:39,550
- Can you hurry up?
[indistinct chatter]
559
00:21:39,591 --> 00:21:41,051
- Hey!
- Oh, Durbin!
560
00:21:41,092 --> 00:21:42,802
- Durbin!
- You're back!
561
00:21:42,844 --> 00:21:45,314
- You would not believe
the crazy characters we met
562
00:21:45,347 --> 00:21:46,927
while you were out of town.
563
00:21:46,973 --> 00:21:50,773
- Ladies, I will let you in
on a little secret, okay?
564
00:21:50,810 --> 00:21:54,310
Jojo and the electrician
and Harry Henderson,
565
00:21:54,356 --> 00:21:57,646
and assistant badminton
manager Philippe
566
00:21:57,692 --> 00:22:00,032
were all me in costume.
567
00:22:00,070 --> 00:22:01,320
- Uh, no!
- What?
568
00:22:01,363 --> 00:22:03,533
- What?
That's impossible.
569
00:22:03,573 --> 00:22:05,163
There's no way--
- Helen.
570
00:22:05,200 --> 00:22:06,580
Helen, it's okay.
571
00:22:06,618 --> 00:22:07,948
We don't have
to pretend anymore.
572
00:22:07,994 --> 00:22:10,294
- Oh, Ralph,
I wasn't pretending.
573
00:22:10,330 --> 00:22:12,620
I really forgot.
Oh, now, that is scary.
574
00:22:12,665 --> 00:22:14,745
Let's go ahead
and tell 'em about the prize.
575
00:22:14,793 --> 00:22:16,343
- Come on, big money!
- No whammies!
576
00:22:16,378 --> 00:22:18,508
- This is "Jeopardy"!
577
00:22:18,546 --> 00:22:21,626
- I have decided
that there is one teacher
578
00:22:21,675 --> 00:22:23,585
truly deserving
of this great prize.
579
00:22:23,635 --> 00:22:26,345
I mean, even though
he had a bad date last night,
580
00:22:26,388 --> 00:22:29,558
he still showed up today
to inspire his students.
581
00:22:29,599 --> 00:22:31,729
- If you say you're giving
$20,000 to Jack,
582
00:22:31,768 --> 00:22:33,478
I'm gonna lose my damn mind.
583
00:22:33,520 --> 00:22:36,980
- $20,000--
I'm not giving away $20,000!
584
00:22:37,023 --> 00:22:39,233
The prize that I'm giving Jack
is invaluable.
585
00:22:39,275 --> 00:22:40,645
Because the all-you-can-eat
586
00:22:40,694 --> 00:22:42,244
Captain Grumpy's
Seafood Roadhouse
587
00:22:42,278 --> 00:22:44,568
Shrimptuberfeast certificate
588
00:22:44,614 --> 00:22:47,244
has no cash value.
589
00:22:47,283 --> 00:22:48,833
- So we get no money
590
00:22:48,868 --> 00:22:50,828
and no Captain Grumpy's
Seafood Roadhouse?
591
00:22:50,870 --> 00:22:52,040
- No!
592
00:22:52,080 --> 00:22:54,460
They let you throw
the tails on the floor!
593
00:22:54,499 --> 00:22:57,499
- And the bathrooms have
bowls of free crawfish.
594
00:22:57,544 --> 00:22:58,844
Should I make a reservation?
595
00:22:58,878 --> 00:23:01,458
- Now, that's an aye, aye
from me, okay?
596
00:23:01,506 --> 00:23:03,756
Coupon or no coupon,
I want some shrimps.
597
00:23:03,800 --> 00:23:06,720
And some bathroom crawfish.
598
00:23:14,102 --> 00:23:16,692
- The decorations were not
meant to freak you out, okay?
599
00:23:16,730 --> 00:23:18,690
Those are my actual things.
600
00:23:18,732 --> 00:23:21,282
Like the cuckoo clock
with the angel?
601
00:23:21,317 --> 00:23:23,107
That's my cuckoo clock.
602
00:23:23,153 --> 00:23:26,073
[chalk scratching]
603
00:23:29,075 --> 00:23:31,485
Look, I'm--
604
00:23:31,536 --> 00:23:34,706
I'm sorry I tried
to ruin your therapy.
605
00:23:34,748 --> 00:23:37,458
But I like you, and...
606
00:23:37,500 --> 00:23:40,750
I would really like
to continue to like you.
607
00:23:40,795 --> 00:23:42,625
- Well, to be honest,
608
00:23:42,672 --> 00:23:45,262
my original plan was
to get to exactly two months
609
00:23:45,300 --> 00:23:46,890
and then dump you.
610
00:23:46,926 --> 00:23:49,426
So I guess we could just
stick to the original plan.
611
00:23:49,471 --> 00:23:51,261
- Hey, I'll--
I'll take that.
612
00:23:51,306 --> 00:23:53,056
That sounds good.
613
00:23:53,099 --> 00:23:56,389
- Honk, honk.
614
00:23:56,436 --> 00:23:57,976
- Oh. Oh, no, no.
615
00:23:58,021 --> 00:24:00,401
Guys.
Guys, please don't do this.
616
00:24:00,440 --> 00:24:02,440
both: * Beep, beep *
617
00:24:02,484 --> 00:24:03,994
All: * My heart is roamin' *
618
00:24:04,027 --> 00:24:06,067
- I swear I had nothing to do
with the singing children.
619
00:24:06,112 --> 00:24:07,742
both: * Now we're zoomin' *
both: * Beep, beep *
620
00:24:07,781 --> 00:24:10,241
both: * Our car is gassed,
our heart can last *
621
00:24:10,283 --> 00:24:12,793
* If we were in
and cruise into the *
622
00:24:12,827 --> 00:24:14,617
all: * Love highway *
623
00:24:14,662 --> 00:24:16,622
- [in baritone]
* Love highway *
624
00:24:16,664 --> 00:24:19,504
all: * Beep beep, beep beep,
beep beep *
625
00:24:19,542 --> 00:24:20,882
- Congratulations, Jack!
626
00:24:20,919 --> 00:24:23,879
You just won
a romantic dinner for two!
627
00:24:23,922 --> 00:24:25,722
- Okay, I swear I had
nothing to do
628
00:24:25,757 --> 00:24:27,047
with whatever this is, either.
629
00:24:27,092 --> 00:24:28,722
- Yeah, right.
630
00:24:28,760 --> 00:24:32,060
all: * Beep beep, beep beep,
beep beep *
631
00:24:32,097 --> 00:24:33,257
- Okay.
- You're pulling me.
632
00:24:33,306 --> 00:24:34,306
- I'm trying to turn.
633
00:24:34,349 --> 00:24:36,729
- I should be driving!
634
00:24:36,768 --> 00:24:39,268
- Show faces, people.
Smiles till you're offstage.
635
00:24:39,312 --> 00:24:42,272
[upbeat music]
636
00:24:42,315 --> 00:24:44,975
* *
637
00:24:50,490 --> 00:24:53,410
[suspicious music]
638
00:24:53,451 --> 00:25:00,631
* *
639
00:25:01,960 --> 00:25:03,590
- Ralph!
640
00:25:03,628 --> 00:25:06,048
It's me, Helen.
641
00:25:06,089 --> 00:25:07,089
Good news!
642
00:25:07,132 --> 00:25:09,222
Kangaroo Lu's
Down Under Taco Hut
643
00:25:09,259 --> 00:25:11,009
just sent us two weekend passes
644
00:25:11,052 --> 00:25:14,142
to Tacodile Dundee's
Burrito Bash.
645
00:25:14,180 --> 00:25:17,980
Don't worry. I got this one.
646
00:25:18,030 --> 00:25:22,580
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