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We should have a system.
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Like, divide it into colored laundry,
whites, towels, jeans.
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But that won't make it less laundry.
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No. But it would speed things up
once we're here.
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We'd just have to chuck it in, like.
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Is this colored laundry?
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It's cashmere. Wool.
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Right. Is it 40 degrees?
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What?
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You ask me
every time we do the laundry.
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- How am I supposed to remember that?
- Read the label.
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Hand wash. Is this hand wash?
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I can't deal with this.
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- Is this also hand wash?
- Read the label.
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I mean...
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Thirty degrees. What's the difference
between these two? Huh?
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- How can you tell?
- By reading the label.
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I mean, come on.
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You can't win.
Stop trying to distract me.
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So annoying.
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- Five-nil. Five-nil. Five-nil.
- Shut up. I heard you...
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Shit.
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- Such a pain.
- Does it hurt?
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Come on, then. Such a pain.
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Is this yours?
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It's Miriam's.
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Shall we grab something to eat
while it's in the dryer?
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Hell yeah. Let's do it.
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Are you stressed?
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A bit. I've got shitloads of reading
to do for tomorrow.
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Eat up and go to the library, then.
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No, it's OK.
We can finish off the laundry.
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I'll do the rest.
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- Are you sure?
- All I have to do is carry it home.
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OK. Nice.
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What?
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Huh?
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What's the matter?
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Shit.
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Are you done? Are you done?
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No. Wait.
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Look at my lips.
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Man down.
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You know, you can last...
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I can't breathe.
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I need to go to swimming lessons.
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So, I found out this cool fact:
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You can live up to three days
without water.
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But, if you're in a bathtub,
you can last up to six.
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- Really?
- Yeah.
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Cos the water absorbs
through your skin.
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Cool. That's really cool.
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I know. It's cool stuff.
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So, um...
Tell me about your boyfriend.
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What do you wanna know?
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Like, who you are together.
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What's his name?
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David.
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And how long
have you guys been together?
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Almost seven years.
We met in high school.
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- Really?
- Yeah.
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And is he here in London with you?
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Yeah.
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What does he do?
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He's working
at some kind of telemarketing place.
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Do you love him?
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Yeah.
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But...
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It's like, um...
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we're in totally different places
in life right now.
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And, um...
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there's this big void
that we're unable to fill
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and it just keeps growing
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no matter what we do. And...
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we're just growing apart.
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Or something.
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Is that what this is?
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Something to fill the void
between you and him?
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No. It's like the two of you exist
in completely different universes.
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And when I'm with you,
it's just, everything is so simple
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and uncomplicated
and I can just be myself.
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Can't you be yourself with him?
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It's just, like,
we've been together for so long
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and sometimes I don't even know
what's him and what's me.
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And there's just...
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this feeling of not being able
to be your own person.
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And I... I really need to be
my own person right now.
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I don't know.
It's kind of hard to explain.
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I understand if none of this
makes any sense.
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Some things just are, you know.
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Can't make sense out of everything.
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I wish I could, though.
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Why?
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Because it's scary.
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You can't
make sense of what you feel.
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- You want one?
- Yeah.
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Don't you think that's scary?
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I think that sometimes we try so hard
to make sense out of things.
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But what we're really trying to do
is just shield ourselves
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from the fear
of not being in control.
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And that gets pretty
fucking exhausting after a while.
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Can I ask you something?
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And you don't have to answer
if you don't want to, but...
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Sure.
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Are you seeing anybody else
besides me?
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There was this girl I dated
a while back.
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It didn't work out.
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She was kind of
in this messed up family situation.
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Then I got my injury.
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And I guess everything was...
I dunno.
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But I really liked her.
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We went for coffee the other day.
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And we went back to her place.
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Do you still have feelings for her?
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I thought I might.
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And then it became pretty obvious
my feelings were elsewhere.
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That just don't make sense,
does it?
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But that never frightens you?
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Not really. That's kind of the beauty
in the shitness, right?
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The man with no fears.
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- I didn't say that.
- Then what do you fear?
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Loads of things.
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Like what?
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I'm afraid of failure.
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The shame that comes with it.
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What that might reveal about me.
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I'm afraid of being irrelevant.
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That my life could be irrelevant.
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I'm afraid of being powerless.
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You know, if something was to happen
to my mom or my sisters...
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Yeah, and if I wouldn't be able
to fix it, then...
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Yeah, that would be my biggest fear.
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And...
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I'm scared as shit that I'll
never be able to dance again.
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I don't wanna leave.
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Don't.
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Just stay right here.
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How long do you think
we could stay here
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before we, like,
actually had to get out?
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What, in bed or in the flat?
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In the flat.
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As long as we had phones...
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I guess... forever.
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Yeah.
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- Get dressed.
- What?
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- Get dressed.
- Why?
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Because I told you to.
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What?
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Get your clothes on, girl.
I'm taking you out.
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Where are we going?
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- Here?
- Yeah.
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John.
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Hello, mister.
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Oh, how's it going?
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- Great.
- What did you think of the show?
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Sick. Good? Oh, it was beyond good.
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She pulled this one out the bag.
It was something else, right?
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Makes you wanna dance
your demons out.
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You'd never stop dancing.
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So, what are you up to?
Wanna grab a drink?
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- You wanna grab a drink?
- Yeah, sure.
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- Yeah?
- Awesome.
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- Let's go.
- Let's do this, yeah.
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We were at the Playhouse last week
and we saw Blood Winning. Seen it?
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- Not yet.
- Oh, my God. Don't.
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I was sat like this
after five minutes, honestly.
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You know, it felt so strained
and so politically correct.
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I just wanna puke at the political
correctness that is everywhere.
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I find
this whole collective body bullshit
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that everybody seems to
wank the shit out of is all so shit.
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Anyway, how did you guys meet?
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Um...
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Through bar therapy.
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Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
She's my therapist. What?
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I've always wanted
to fuck my therapist.
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- What?
- It's just great.
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You can talk about yourself
for an hour.
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And then you get to have sex.
It's great.
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Also, I have
a really, really hot therapist.
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It's a fucking dream.
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Your therapist
must be pretty attractive.
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He's so hot.
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WHEN ARE YOU HOME?
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He looks like a cross between
Ryan Gosling and Sigmund Freud.
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- I have to go.
- Do you? OK.
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Thank you for this.
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So, when's our next therapy session?
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Monday?
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I can do Monday.
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...good therapists
that are attractive and good.
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And if I found
an attractive therapist
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they never are good.
They're idiots.
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- OK, guys. I have to leave.
- Oh, really?
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Yeah. I'm sorry.
This was so much fun.
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Yes, it was.
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- You'll take care of him?
- Of course. We will.
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- Do you know what I mean?
- No, but it doesn't work.
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It does, though.
It's just... It's true.
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Siri?
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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- How are things?
- Um, good.
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- And you?
- Yeah, great.
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How is David?
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He's fine. He's fine. We're fine.
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Where are you going?
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Um, just home. Yeah. And you?
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I'm meeting some friends
at The Bakery. Have you been there?
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- No, I haven't.
- It's really an amazing place.
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They have these great DJs
on Thursday.
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Um, do you wanna come?
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I can't.
I have a really early start tomorrow.
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OK. Sure.
It's just so nice to see you.
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Yeah. You too.
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- I have to go.
- I've been thinking about you guys.
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Well, tell David I say hi.
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I will.
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Actually, you know what? We're having
this party at my place next Saturday.
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Not next Saturday,
but the Saturday after that.
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If you guys wanna come.
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- Yeah, sure. Sounds great.
- Yeah. Great.
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OK. Cool. I'll text you, then.
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See you next next Saturday.
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Bye-bye.
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