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[growling]
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Be patient, Hermie...
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I'll have some more pancakes
for you in a minute, poopsie.
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Goody.
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They're so yummy.
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Marilyn, would you like
some more pancakes?
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Sorry, but I have to run
and catch my bus. Bye.
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Bye-bye. Goodbye, dear.
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That's the third time this
week she's had to leave...
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without finishing her breakfast.
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Hey, Pop, why don't you
guys buy Marilyn a car?
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Now that's a good idea, Eddie.
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I've saved nearly $25
on sheets and towels...
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by going to the
January Black Sales.
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And I could probably
scrape up a few dollars...
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by returning those empty
bottles to the blood bank.
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It doesn't add up
to much, does it?
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Uh-uh.
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Ladies and gentlemen, I have
an announcement to make.
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It just so happens
that I'm getting a bonus.
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A rather substantial one.
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And I would be happy to put it
into a nice little car for Marilyn.
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Herman, how wonderful of you.
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I'll go down and see
about it this afternoon, dear.
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You, buy a car?
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[laughing]
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Now, that would be something.
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Now, I am the
head of this family...
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and I am going to buy the car.
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[hissing]
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Hey, boss, did you get a load of
that customer that just walked in?
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Must be the circus in town.
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He's probably on his lunch
break from the freak show.
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(Blinky) Why don't you unload...
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the convertible on this sucker?
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That's an idea. Hey, friend.
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Hello, friend.
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Just checking the carburetor.
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Then you'll be interested
in this end, over here.
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[Herman exclaiming]
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The owner must've
been a woman...
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she left her sewing
machine in the trunk.
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Say, I can tell you know an awful
lot about automobiles, my friend.
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Thank you. Listen.
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Don't you think this car's
a little too light for you?
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I think you're right. Let's
see something a little heavier.
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[clearing throat] Yeah, let
me show you this over here.
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This is...
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of course, a sporty convertible.
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But you don't want that, I got another
car over here I wanna show you.
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Excuse me. Yeah?
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Why wouldn't I want
a sporty convertible?
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I don't know, I just thought
a man of your type...
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wouldn't want to drive
around with his top down.
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I see, you think I'm too
levelheaded for a car like this.
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Well, you see, the
fact of the matter is...
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I'm buying this car
for my young niece.
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What a coincidence.
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00:05:05,804 --> 00:05:09,935
This car belonged to a young
niece of an old lady in Pasadena.
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That's right. She
only drove it...
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to Four-H Club meetings
once every month.
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Then it must have had
excellent care. Sure.
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I tell you, I'd like to drive it around
the block, though, before I buy it.
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All right.
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I've got a better
idea, why don't you...
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buy it first, then you can have
pride of ownership when you drive it?
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But I want to know if the
motor's in good running condition.
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Well, I'll turn it off and
we'll take a look at it.
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Has the motor been on? Yeah.
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It's so quiet I've
hardly heard it.
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Hardly? You mean
you could hear it at all?
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Just barely.
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I guess I'll have to knock $25 off
the price so you can get a new muffler.
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How much do you
want for this car?
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Wait a minute, I
think I better find out...
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if it's available. Hey, Blinky!
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Yeah, boss.
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That call from Hollywood...
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Mr. Grant's business
manager, come through yet?
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Hollywood? Cary Grant?
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You said it, I didn't.
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Mr. Grant is due in
from Europe today...
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and his manager is
sure he wants the car.
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Sorry. Now wait a minute.
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This car is on your lot, which
means it's for sale, right?
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Right, but I already
promised it to someone else.
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And if I give you a legitimate
offer, you've gotta take it, right?
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I'm afraid he's got you, boss.
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Okay, but you
gotta meet the price.
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What is it? $900.
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Darn, darn.
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I've only got $375.
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I'll tell you what I'm gonna do.
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I'm gonna let you
have the car for $375.
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On one condition.
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What's that? You gotta
promise not to tell Cary Grant.
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It's a deal. Okay, friend.
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[laughing]
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What Cary doesn't
know won't hurt him.
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[all laughing]
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(Dan) So long, pally. So long.
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[car engine backfiring]
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[whistles]
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Move them out!
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Well, Marilyn, what do you
think of the new set of wheels?
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Fair Deal Dan and I practically
stole it from Cary Grant.
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Uncle Herman, a convertible.
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It looks all right. Start it up.
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Start it?
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I don't think even you would
buy a car without a motor in it.
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Yes, didn't you drive it here?
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Well, it stalled right
after I left the lot.
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It was downhill, so I
sort of coasted home.
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Start it up, Pop.
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[exploding]
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[crashing]
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[exclaims]
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Well, it runs.
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Herman, I've got
to hand it to you.
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You bought the only car
I've ever seen that junks itself.
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Golly, do you think
Fair Deal Dan stuck me?
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Stuck you? Herman,
you've been shish-kebabed.
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Now you just take this heap
down to your Fair Deal Dan.
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And Marilyn, you
go in the house...
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and get the phone number
for the Better Business Bureau.
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Yes, Aunt Lily. Come on, Eddie.
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Now, Lily dear.
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00:10:06,168 --> 00:10:08,603
His name is Fair Deal Dan.
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00:10:08,984 --> 00:10:11,419
And if I imply that he
gave me a rotten deal...
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he's liable to
go into a tizzy...
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and stamp his foot and call
me a poor sport and everything.
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Herman, what's the matter? Are
you afraid of your own shadow?
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No, I'm not.
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I've seen it lots of times and it
hardly scares me at all anymore.
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Herman Munster!
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You take this car right back
down to that used car lot.
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And you demand your
money back. Yes, dear.
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Aunt Lily, I brought the number
of the Better Business Bureau.
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It's Klondike-5470.
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Thank you, dear.
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00:10:45,786 --> 00:10:49,518
And then you're going to report your Fair
Deal Dan to the Better Business Bureau.
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Yes, dear.
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Come on, Marilyn.
Thank you, Uncle Herman.
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Now don't feel bad. You tried.
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You tried. So did
Napoleon at Waterloo.
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[laughing]
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Grandpa. Okay,
Herman, I'll go with you.
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Before you stumble over it...
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let's see if we can get
this thing back together.
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So we can bring it back.
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(man on radio) Add
to hot sheet, QD4625.
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Repeat, QD4625.
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Be on the lookout,
this is a stolen car.
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[exploding]
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But I tell you, Grandpa, this lot
was full of used cars this afternoon.
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And right over there was
where they pitched the tent.
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Tent?
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Perhaps the Arabs
have folded their tent...
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and as the expression
goes "taken it on the lam."
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Grandpa, I came down here
to demand my money back.
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And I memorized the Better Business
Bureau phone number and everything.
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Now what do I do? What do
you do? What you always do.
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You go home and sit
quietly while Lily yells at you.
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[exploding]
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Now, Grandpa.
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I'm sure that our
house is due west.
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Well you've tried
north, south and east.
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This time I'd say the
odds are with you.
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Herman, you're driving me bats.
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In another minute, I'm
gonna fly home on my own.
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[police siren wailing]
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Listen, there must be a fire.
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I know.
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We'll follow the fire trucks...
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and if we're lucky, maybe
it'll be in our neighborhood.
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With your luck,
it'll be in our house.
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[exclaims]
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Look at the pretty red
light. It's real Christmassy.
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[bat screeching]
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What was that? A bat.
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You don't see many
of them around here.
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Must have been
attracted by the light.
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You better radio
for an ambulance...
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this poor fellow's
been in an accident.
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See what happens when
they don't use seat belts?
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But, Officer, I haven't
been in an accident.
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And I always wear a seat belt.
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Just like they
say on television.
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This fellow's delirious.
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May I see your driver's
license, please? Yes, sir.
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By George, he hasn't
been in an accident, has he?
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Not since this
was taken, anyway.
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You'd better get out
of the car. Yes, sir.
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Come on, Grandpa.
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Grandpa?
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Funny, he was here
just a minute ago.
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00:14:23,235 --> 00:14:25,761
He didn't fly past you
gentlemen, did he?
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00:14:25,731 --> 00:14:29,759
You'd better give this one the
balloon. Balloon? Oh, goody.
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00:14:30,787 --> 00:14:33,279
All right, come
on, buddy, let's go.
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00:14:44,548 --> 00:14:46,380
Well, that's six you busted.
201
00:14:46,372 --> 00:14:49,240
Come on now and try
to walk the white line.
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00:15:06,981 --> 00:15:10,611
No, no, it's not what
you gentlemen think.
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00:15:10,661 --> 00:15:14,689
It's just that looking down from
great heights make me very dizzy.
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00:15:14,628 --> 00:15:17,257
All right, fellow, you're
coming in to the station with us.
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00:15:17,221 --> 00:15:19,656
But I can't go with
you gentlemen.
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I've missed half of My
Three Sons already.
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00:15:22,854 --> 00:15:26,018
I'm sorry, buddy. We're taking
you in on account of your car.
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What about my car? It's on
the hot sheet. It's a stolen car.
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00:15:29,222 --> 00:15:31,123
All right, come along.
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00:15:34,341 --> 00:15:38,506
I can't bear to think of my
poor baby doll behind bars.
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00:15:39,526 --> 00:15:42,257
Dear, I just feel as
though it's all my fault.
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00:15:42,214 --> 00:15:44,183
Now, Marilyn,
don't blame yourself.
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Your Uncle Herman
is a born loser.
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Grandpa.
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00:15:48,262 --> 00:15:51,460
You know that Herman
is a kind, trusting soul...
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with a great faith in his
fellow human beings.
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You know a better
way to be a loser?
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Who could put
Uncle Herman in jail?
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Oh, dear, I hope his boss down at
the parlor doesn't find out about this.
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Do you think they'll fire him?
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At the very least he'll be
taken out of Transportation...
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and put on Inside Work.
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00:16:10,023 --> 00:16:13,255
Just when he'd worked himself
up to the front right handle.
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If we only knew what jail
they've taken Uncle Herman to.
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00:16:16,968 --> 00:16:19,631
It's this waiting
around that's so terrible.
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00:16:19,592 --> 00:16:24,189
Now, Lily, don't fret. Herman
will be calling in any minute now.
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00:16:24,072 --> 00:16:26,667
Down at the jail, they
allow them one phone call...
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00:16:26,631 --> 00:16:28,463
before they put the bums on ice.
229
00:16:28,456 --> 00:16:30,322
And Herman ought to
be able to call home...
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00:16:30,312 --> 00:16:32,611
without goofing it up.
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00:16:32,584 --> 00:16:33,984
[caws] You wanna bet?
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You're permitted one
call, but one call only.
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00:16:38,888 --> 00:16:41,687
Yes, I know. You told me that.
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00:16:41,640 --> 00:16:44,576
It's very kind of you,
advancing me the money.
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00:16:44,520 --> 00:16:46,216
We've got to, it's the law.
236
00:16:46,217 --> 00:16:49,119
But just one call and
then into the tank you go.
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00:16:49,641 --> 00:16:52,406
Please, I'm very nervous.
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00:16:56,777 --> 00:16:59,144
Now let's see, what's my number?
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00:17:00,841 --> 00:17:02,036
Oh, yes.
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00:17:09,962 --> 00:17:11,021
[chuckles]
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00:17:11,209 --> 00:17:12,837
[phone ringing]
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00:17:14,922 --> 00:17:16,652
(woman) This is a recording.
243
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The Better Business
Bureau is closed for the day.
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00:17:19,178 --> 00:17:22,012
Please call back in
the morning. Thank you.
245
00:17:28,267 --> 00:17:30,429
Listen, about this tank...
246
00:17:30,826 --> 00:17:34,194
I didn't bring a pair of
trunks, can I rent a pair?
247
00:17:34,154 --> 00:17:35,281
Come on.
248
00:17:38,538 --> 00:17:39,904
[buzzer buzzing]
249
00:17:50,956 --> 00:17:52,424
Now, I'm different.
250
00:17:52,428 --> 00:17:55,557
I've been drinking night
and day for over 20 years.
251
00:17:55,531 --> 00:17:57,830
What's so different about that?
252
00:17:57,868 --> 00:18:00,929
I ain't ever even
seen a pink elephant.
253
00:18:00,875 --> 00:18:04,607
How about a purple
pussycat? Never.
254
00:18:05,036 --> 00:18:09,303
How about a red rhinoceros?
Never, I have yet to see any of these...
255
00:18:09,196 --> 00:18:12,997
strange creatures that
annoy you average drunks.
256
00:18:22,189 --> 00:18:23,418
Hi.
257
00:18:32,109 --> 00:18:33,634
How nice.
258
00:18:33,645 --> 00:18:36,740
I got here just in time
for exercise period.
259
00:18:43,246 --> 00:18:44,475
[laughing]
260
00:18:46,222 --> 00:18:49,886
Here's your change and here's
your receipt for the $20 bail, ma'am.
261
00:18:49,966 --> 00:18:51,730
Thank you, Sergeant.
262
00:18:52,782 --> 00:18:55,911
By the way, when my
husband comes out...
263
00:18:55,918 --> 00:18:59,446
please don't let him know
that his bail was only $20.
264
00:18:59,375 --> 00:19:03,608
He's very sensitive, and,
well, he might feel slighted.
265
00:19:05,839 --> 00:19:08,866
Well, you've got
the money, chum.
266
00:19:08,815 --> 00:19:10,784
When can we have the body?
267
00:19:10,766 --> 00:19:14,100
Just keep your shirt on, the
prisoner has to be processed.
268
00:19:14,286 --> 00:19:16,118
So you'll just have to wait.
269
00:19:16,175 --> 00:19:19,475
But, Sergeant, you
will hurry, won't you?
270
00:19:19,599 --> 00:19:22,262
We don't like to keep my
uncle out late on weeknights.
271
00:19:22,223 --> 00:19:25,819
That's your uncle in there,
is it, sister? Yes, Sergeant.
272
00:19:26,608 --> 00:19:29,203
Well, you just wait
a minute, little lady.
273
00:19:29,167 --> 00:19:31,500
Spengler! Yeah, Sergeant?
274
00:19:31,471 --> 00:19:33,770
Bring that Munster. Yes, sir.
275
00:19:36,560 --> 00:19:40,292
Grandpa, isn't it wonderful
the way Marilyn's handicap...
276
00:19:40,207 --> 00:19:43,200
brings out the natural
sweetness in people?
277
00:19:49,008 --> 00:19:50,237
[mumbling]
278
00:19:50,768 --> 00:19:53,397
Here's another fish
for the tank, Sergeant.
279
00:19:53,360 --> 00:19:56,421
Got a roll on him big
enough to choke Sea Biscuit.
280
00:19:56,432 --> 00:19:58,162
[mumbling]
281
00:19:58,160 --> 00:19:59,628
[laughing]
282
00:20:00,753 --> 00:20:03,985
Where did you get it,
brother, rob a bank?
283
00:20:04,208 --> 00:20:08,407
I refuse to answer until
I am informed of my...
284
00:20:08,305 --> 00:20:10,536
constitutional rights.
285
00:20:11,505 --> 00:20:13,030
Sit him down.
286
00:20:26,482 --> 00:20:27,677
What is it?
287
00:20:28,209 --> 00:20:31,907
Those things over
there that aren't there...
288
00:20:31,826 --> 00:20:34,193
tell them to get away.
289
00:20:35,954 --> 00:20:37,217
Grandpa.
290
00:20:37,234 --> 00:20:41,433
Isn't it awful that Marilyn has to
see the ugly side of life like this?
291
00:20:41,426 --> 00:20:45,158
Well, just have to learn to
take the good with the bad.
292
00:21:02,835 --> 00:21:04,167
Lily.
293
00:21:05,363 --> 00:21:06,729
Herman.
294
00:21:08,083 --> 00:21:09,551
We were so worried about you...
295
00:21:09,555 --> 00:21:11,649
it must've been
terrible in there.
296
00:21:11,636 --> 00:21:15,073
Now, Lily, it actually was
rather pleasant in the tank.
297
00:21:14,996 --> 00:21:16,862
The fellows took their
exercises and then...
298
00:21:16,852 --> 00:21:18,377
they just lay
down on the floor...
299
00:21:18,387 --> 00:21:19,912
and went to sleep.
300
00:21:19,924 --> 00:21:21,449
Let's get out of here.
301
00:21:21,460 --> 00:21:24,555
This is one of those places I
just hate to get caught dead in.
302
00:21:26,613 --> 00:21:28,878
Bye, officers. Nighty-night.
303
00:21:31,924 --> 00:21:33,950
Say, there's Fair Deal Dan.
304
00:21:33,941 --> 00:21:36,604
I'd hate myself if I didn't
say goodbye to him.
305
00:21:43,477 --> 00:21:45,309
No, not two of them.
306
00:21:47,029 --> 00:21:51,797
Don't let them
get me, I confess!
307
00:21:51,669 --> 00:21:53,137
You confess?
308
00:21:53,142 --> 00:21:56,738
Yeah, I stole the car. I
sold it to him, to them!
309
00:21:56,661 --> 00:22:01,065
I got my rights, Officer, get me
out of here. Get me away from him.
310
00:22:01,045 --> 00:22:02,673
[screaming]
311
00:22:03,830 --> 00:22:06,299
Certainly are a lot of
interesting people here.
312
00:22:06,550 --> 00:22:09,076
You know, this is a
nice place to visit...
313
00:22:09,974 --> 00:22:12,341
but I wouldn't
want to live here.
314
00:22:21,750 --> 00:22:23,343
Well, I did it.
315
00:22:23,351 --> 00:22:26,014
I put the bonus money in
Eddie's college account.
316
00:22:26,294 --> 00:22:27,489
That's nice.
317
00:22:27,510 --> 00:22:29,638
You certainly got back
from the bank quickly.
318
00:22:29,655 --> 00:22:31,419
I thought it would be crowded.
319
00:22:31,415 --> 00:22:33,884
It was when I went in...
320
00:22:33,847 --> 00:22:36,783
but within a minute all
the people were gone.
321
00:22:36,727 --> 00:22:40,164
You know, it's a funny thing,
I'm never kept waiting in line.
322
00:22:40,631 --> 00:22:42,156
You are clever that way.
323
00:22:42,167 --> 00:22:44,136
You have a knack
for going into a place...
324
00:22:44,151 --> 00:22:46,780
just when there's
a lull in business.
325
00:22:46,871 --> 00:22:48,396
Lily's right, Herman.
326
00:22:48,408 --> 00:22:50,104
You know, that
and being stupid...
327
00:22:50,103 --> 00:22:51,867
are the two things you do best.
328
00:22:52,856 --> 00:22:55,348
I think it was awfully nice
of Marilyn to suggest...
329
00:22:55,320 --> 00:22:57,118
that we save that
money for Eddie.
330
00:22:57,112 --> 00:23:00,640
She didn't seem very disappointed
about not getting the car.
331
00:23:00,792 --> 00:23:03,591
Well, it seems she's worked
out her transportation problem...
332
00:23:03,544 --> 00:23:04,603
to and from school.
333
00:23:04,632 --> 00:23:06,863
She's in some kind of car pool.
334
00:23:06,840 --> 00:23:10,299
Lily, I know I'm an old
duffer from Transylvania...
335
00:23:10,233 --> 00:23:12,065
but could you explain
to me how someone...
336
00:23:12,057 --> 00:23:14,856
can be in a car pool
without having a car?
337
00:23:15,577 --> 00:23:19,275
Grandpa, these youngsters
nowadays are so clever.
338
00:23:19,193 --> 00:23:20,855
[siren wailing]
339
00:23:22,105 --> 00:23:23,505
What's that?
340
00:23:31,097 --> 00:23:32,429
Why, it's Marilyn.
341
00:23:35,289 --> 00:23:37,815
What's happened
to Marilyn's car pool?
342
00:23:37,978 --> 00:23:41,415
Herman, don't be
a dope all your life.
343
00:23:41,722 --> 00:23:43,247
That is her car pool.
344
00:23:43,297 --> 00:23:47,847
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