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(theme music playing)
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I'm gonna get you, Bryana.
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Come and get it.
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Yippee-ki-yay.
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Ay-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi.
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Bryana, get off of your brother.
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Ow.
What has gotten into you two?
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You're supposed
to be doing your homework.
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BRYAN: Ambush!
(kids screaming)
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(yelling)
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(laughing)
Oh, oh, oh, oh, hey, hey.
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My bad, Wanda.
I thought you were on their team.
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Do I look
like I'm on their team? Hey, hey, I don't know.
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Put that down.
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WANDA:
Okay, you know what?
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I want this place
cleaned up now.
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America, see, they say
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as you get older,
you lose patience.
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And that's what's happening
with my baby, Wanda.
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But see, she's not mad
at me or the kids.
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It's Baby Girl's daddy, Bryan.
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He's always working
her reserve nerves.
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See, Bryan's the kind of person
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that you got to take
in small doses.
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And let's just say that my baby,
Wanda, she's ODing.
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(laughs)
But the good news is, her birthday is coming up.
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And she's gonna get
the best gift of all:
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a quiet, peaceful evening
with just me and the family.
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WANDA:
Ooh, he gets on my... Ooh!
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And Bryan's not invited.
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Uh, hey, Wanda.
Uh, where do you guys keep the vacuum?
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Should be the hall closet.
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Okay, cool.
Got it.
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Uh, sorry
to bother you.
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Mm-hmm.
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(door opens, shuts)
Ooh.
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(refrigerator door opens)
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Ah.
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Get...
Mmm.
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Oh, oh, yeah.
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(laughs)
Hall closet. My--My bad.
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Sorry about that.
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(loud clatter,
groan)
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BRYAN:
I'm okay!
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Is this the only vacuum
you guys have?
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(doorbell rings)
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Oh. You still here?
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I thought you had
to go to work.
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Hey, don't worry
about me.
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I'm-a have Tyrone
clock me in.
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(scoffs)
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(laughing)
Who's in town?
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Valerie!
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Wanda!
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Mwah! Mwah!
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(both laughing)
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Well, happy birthday,
old lady.
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Uh. 29 again.
Feel like the first time.
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Oh, yes,
of course, of course.
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I missed you.
WANDA: I missed you, too.
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Mommy's gonna kill you.
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You cut your hair.
Oh, I know.
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(clears throat)
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Um.
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Oh, uh...
Hey.
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Uh, Bryan, this is
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my little sister, Valerie.
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She's in town
for my birthday.
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Hey, hi,
I'm Bryana's dad.
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Uh, don't I make
beautiful babies?
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Whatever.
He's touching me.
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Are you hungry?
Oh, my God, yes.
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I have some appetizers
in the kitchen.
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Oh.
I have some crabs and shrimp.
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Oh, hey, hey, hey,
a brotha's gotta eat now. You know what?
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I'll just have Tyrone
clock me out for lunch.
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Uh, get the bag,
Belvedere, thanks. Thanks.
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I also have that bottle of wine
that we got from...
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(laughter)
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BRYAN: Come on. I've had that
for the last eight years from him.
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(laughter)
So, Val, how long you in town, girl?
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Why? You trying to get
rid of me already?
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I'm not trying
to get rid of her, America.
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I'm just trying to be prepared.
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You see, ever since
they were little,
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Wanda's been
the protective big sister,
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and Valerie's been
the spoiled little sister.
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But this is my baby Wanda's
special day,
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and I have to make sure Valerie
doesn't steal her spotlight,
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if you know what I mean.
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Okay, technically,
he wasn't my man,
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but, I mean, it's cool
for what it was, you know.
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It's all about the sex
right now anyway. (laughing) What?
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Hey, hey,
more wine for you.
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-Mmm, mmm.
-Don't disrespect my sister. You don't even know her.
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See what I'm talking 'bout,
America?
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Wanda always protect
her little sister, Valerie, right or wrong.
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The last thing you wanna do
is come betwixt them.
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You know, is it always like
that with sisters, Serena?
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Absolutely. That's
how it is with me and Venus.
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I don't let nothing
come between us.
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Oh, you just saying that
'cause the camera there, man.
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The whole world saw you
whup on your sister's ass
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at the French Open.
(chuckles)
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What you talking
about my sister like that for?
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What you talking 'bout?
Ain't nobody said nothing.
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I didn't whup her.
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She taught me
everything I know.
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You know what? I can't believe
you gonna invite me here
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just to criticize
my sister like that.
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It ain't even going down
like that. Mm-mmm, not tonight.
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You know what? I ought
to get up and kick your ass right now for that.
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Come on, come, come on,
come, now. Come on now. (chuckling)
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Shoot, don't play.
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Don't play, 'cause I don't play.
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I'm from Compton, Bernie.
Don't play.
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Shoot, Compton
got grass.
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What you
talking about?
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You ain't
from nowhere.
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(coughs)
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So, um,
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what are your plans
for your birthday?
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(sighs)
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I said, uh,
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what are your plans
for your birthday?
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You know, they say
that, uh, hearing is the first thing to go.
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Cute.
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(laughing)
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You know, I'm just thinking
of, you know,
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maybe just having
a quiet dinner with my family.
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That's it?
Mm-hmm.
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I mean, don't you
do that every night?
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I'm just saying,
it's your birthday.
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Well, that's
what I want to do.
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No, it's not, nope.
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You wanna have
a skate party.
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I do?
Mm-hmm.
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Did you see
that, America?
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Valerie wanna get
my baby, Wanda, a skating party
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because Valerie
wants one.
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See, she know my baby,
Wanda, can't skate.
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She's got
the coordination of a bumblebee.
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Ooh, we could have,
like, a '70s theme.
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Oh, it'll be just
like when we were young.
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(laughing)
Well,
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yeah,
when you were young.
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I mean,
I still am, so...
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That's getting old.
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Oh, like you.
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(laughs)
At least I'm married.
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Anyway...
Um, Thursday, Friday, Saturday.
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You know what? That's not
a lot of time to get a party.
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I don't think
I can pull it together.
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Oh, no, I can do it.
I mean, you don't even have to lift a finger.
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Wow, I haven't skated
in years.
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Girl, me neither,
and I'm telling you,
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I would look so good
on some skates.
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We. Both of us.
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That's what I meant.
We would both look good.
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Uh-huh.
Skates.
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See, it's
starting already.
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Valerie's making
this all about her.
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Now the question is,
America, do I say something bad
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about Valerie,
and make Wanda mad at me?
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Or do I let Valerie
ruin my baby's day,
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and have Wanda
take it out on me?
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What do
you think, baby?
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Oh, you lost me.
I don't care either way.
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I used to
love skating.
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Mm, me, too.
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You know,
you trippin' girl.
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You trippin', you trippin'
real bad, you know?
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You trippin' real bad.
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(awkward silence)
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WANDA:We're ready!
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Chillax, I'm coming!
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Dang.
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(Bernie grunting)
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(clattering)
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Whoa. Oh.
Oh!
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(Bernie yelling)
(crashing)
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BERNIE: Oh! Ooh!
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BERNIE: Oh!
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(Jordan snickering)
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Oh. That's funny.
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Come on, come on,
come on, come on, come on!
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From the looks of that...
I play through the pain.
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But I guess I just don't like
letting people down,
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especially my family,
but... that's you.
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Oh, that's too cold.
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I told them
to go get Venus.
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(indistinct chattering)
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(woman sighs)
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Hey, hey, hey.
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VALERIE: Ooh, girl,
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people can't even get in,
it must be packed inside.
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No, it's closed.
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There's' police tape
on the front door.
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What?
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Oh, Val,
this is a disaster.
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No, no.
You know what? It's okay.
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We'll, um... We'll just go
somewhere else.
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Dressed like this?
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I don't think so.
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MAN:
So there's no party?
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But we got all dressed up.
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Uh, everyone,
you look great. (chuckles)
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But I am
so sorry to say
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the party's
not happening.
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(clears throat)
(sighing)
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Sorry.
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You see that, Serena?
She ruined my baby's party.
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I gotta go help her.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
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Are you all right?
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Oh, oh!
We need a trainer. Trainer.
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Trainer! Is there a trainer?
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Girl, we ain't got
no dog... Oh!
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You ain't got no trainer?
No, we ain't got no trainer!
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Oh!
(indistinct)
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You ain't hurt.
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Shoot, playing games with me.
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Pretending to be hurt.
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You don't know
what pain is. Oh...
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(Chic: "Le Freak"
blaring over speakers playing)
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Hey look,
we got everything we need right here.
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Look, the kids,
they can roller-skate right here.
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And we can get
our party on.
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This is an empty
parking lot. We gonna look ridiculous.
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Wanda, this is a '70s party.
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We're supposed
to look ridiculous.
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Everybody,
put your cars in a circle.
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Turn your headlights on.
We about to party.
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(crowd murmuring excitedly)
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All right,
let's get our party on!
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Whoo!
It's the Rainbow Coalition!
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(Chic: "Le Freak" playing)
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♪ It's up to you,it surely can be done ♪
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♪ Young and oldare doing it, I'm told ♪
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♪ Just one try,and you, too, will be sold ♪
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♪ It's called Le Freak,they're doin' itnight and day ♪
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♪ Allow us,we'll show you the way ♪
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♪ Aw, freak out! ♪
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♪ Le freak, c'est chic ♪
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♪ Freak out! ♪
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♪ All that pressuregot you down ♪
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♪ Got your headspinning all around ♪
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♪ Feel the rhythm ♪
248
00:09:43,825 --> 00:09:45,275
♪ Check the ride ♪
249
00:09:45,360 --> 00:09:46,280
♪ Come on along... ♪
250
00:09:46,361 --> 00:09:48,141
Hey.
251
00:09:48,212 --> 00:09:50,912
Hey, Aunt Wanda.
It looks like you're having a really good time.
252
00:09:50,990 --> 00:09:53,210
Yeah, I guess I am, you know.
253
00:09:53,218 --> 00:09:55,918
Who would have thought
having a party in a parking lot would be fun?
254
00:09:55,995 --> 00:09:59,125
(laughs)
Good, I am glad.
255
00:09:59,141 --> 00:10:00,131
I'm leaving.
256
00:10:00,142 --> 00:10:01,272
What?
257
00:10:02,828 --> 00:10:05,718
Fine, if you don't want
to hang out with us old folks,
258
00:10:05,731 --> 00:10:07,811
I get it. Go home.
259
00:10:07,882 --> 00:10:09,562
Thanks. Happy birthday.
260
00:10:09,634 --> 00:10:10,734
Mm-hmm.
261
00:10:10,810 --> 00:10:12,890
Mwah!
(quiet squeal)
262
00:10:12,970 --> 00:10:14,770
You go straight home!
263
00:10:14,847 --> 00:10:17,157
(indistinct chattering)
264
00:10:20,311 --> 00:10:22,531
Oh, Vanessa,
bring me back some food.
265
00:10:22,605 --> 00:10:23,775
I haven't eaten
all day.
266
00:10:23,856 --> 00:10:25,156
I'm not coming back.
267
00:10:25,233 --> 00:10:26,453
Then take me with you.
268
00:10:26,526 --> 00:10:27,986
(scoffs)
I don't think so.
269
00:10:28,069 --> 00:10:29,339
Peace out.
270
00:10:31,072 --> 00:10:34,092
(whimpers) Oh!
MAN: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
271
00:10:36,661 --> 00:10:41,461
Hmm, look at him over there
trying to make everything good.
272
00:10:41,541 --> 00:10:43,511
Why do we hate him again?
273
00:10:43,584 --> 00:10:46,844
Wait a minute.
I know that look.
274
00:10:46,921 --> 00:10:49,101
You're not interested
in him, are you?
275
00:10:49,173 --> 00:10:51,643
Well, I mean,
I'm not... not interested.
276
00:10:51,652 --> 00:10:53,602
He's the life of the party.
277
00:10:53,678 --> 00:10:54,818
(laughs)
Just like me.
278
00:10:54,896 --> 00:10:56,306
(sighs)
We should hook up.
279
00:10:56,389 --> 00:10:59,149
Ooh, no.
(chuckles) That's not a good idea.
280
00:10:59,225 --> 00:11:00,315
Why, what he got?
281
00:11:00,393 --> 00:11:01,533
That's not it.
282
00:11:01,602 --> 00:11:03,282
Oh.
It's just that...
283
00:11:03,288 --> 00:11:05,288
he is
the most irresponsible person in the world.
284
00:11:05,365 --> 00:11:08,375
And you know what?
Having him around is like having four kids.
285
00:11:09,527 --> 00:11:10,737
Oh,
so you're saying he's fun.
286
00:11:10,820 --> 00:11:12,340
like a...
like a big kid.
287
00:11:14,615 --> 00:11:18,125
No, I'm saying that he has
a big kid that he just met.
288
00:11:18,202 --> 00:11:20,922
And between me and you,
Bernie done floated him some cash,
289
00:11:20,997 --> 00:11:23,507
and I don't expect
to see it again.
290
00:11:23,583 --> 00:11:25,173
Oh, uh-uh.
291
00:11:25,251 --> 00:11:26,721
Girl, you know
I hate that type.
292
00:11:26,794 --> 00:11:28,934
You know
I can't stand it. (scoffs)
293
00:11:29,005 --> 00:11:31,385
Wow, she laid it down,
didn't she?
294
00:11:31,466 --> 00:11:33,556
Ooh.
Doggone right. My baby a straight shooter.
295
00:11:33,634 --> 00:11:35,894
Wouldn't you want
your sister to be a straight shooter to you,
296
00:11:35,970 --> 00:11:37,150
tell you everything?
297
00:11:37,230 --> 00:11:38,430
Well, that's not a problem
for us
298
00:11:38,507 --> 00:11:40,057
'cause we, you know,
we tell each other everything.
299
00:11:40,141 --> 00:11:41,271
That's right.
300
00:11:41,343 --> 00:11:43,283
(phone ringing)
Oh, let's see who it is.
301
00:11:43,352 --> 00:11:45,992
Oh, that's her right now.
You mind if I get this?
302
00:11:46,063 --> 00:11:47,913
Hey, V, what's going on?
303
00:11:47,982 --> 00:11:49,912
Yeah, I'm just out here
hanging with Bernie Mac,
304
00:11:49,918 --> 00:11:51,828
you know,
talking to America. (laughs)
305
00:11:51,903 --> 00:11:52,993
No, I told you about it.
306
00:11:53,070 --> 00:11:54,540
♪ Freak out ♪
307
00:11:54,614 --> 00:11:56,214
I could've sworn
I told you.
308
00:11:56,291 --> 00:11:57,721
Hey, if you hung out
with me more often,
309
00:11:57,793 --> 00:11:59,083
maybe you'd be here, too,
talking to America.
310
00:11:59,160 --> 00:12:01,090
(chuckles)
Girl, I know you love Bernie Mac,
311
00:12:01,162 --> 00:12:03,092
but I could've sworn
I told you.
312
00:12:03,164 --> 00:12:05,804
Well, if I didn't tell you,
I know I told Mom to tell you.
313
00:12:05,875 --> 00:12:08,075
Look, Venus,
I don't have time for this.
314
00:12:08,153 --> 00:12:10,223
We got to talk
about this later. I'm on TV. (closes phone and claps)
315
00:12:10,296 --> 00:12:11,966
Everything straight?
Oh, yeah, yeah. We cool.
316
00:12:12,048 --> 00:12:14,678
♪ Ah, freak out ♪
317
00:12:14,759 --> 00:12:16,679
♪ Le freak, c'est chic ♪
318
00:12:16,695 --> 00:12:18,445
♪ Freak out ♪
319
00:12:19,847 --> 00:12:21,767
Oh, hey. Hey, Dan.
320
00:12:21,783 --> 00:12:23,113
You got anything to eat?
321
00:12:23,184 --> 00:12:24,904
Nothing.
Oh, you got nothing?
322
00:12:24,977 --> 00:12:26,237
Not even a mint?
323
00:12:26,246 --> 00:12:27,996
Sorry.
Oh...
324
00:12:28,072 --> 00:12:30,622
♪ Ah, freak out ♪
325
00:12:30,691 --> 00:12:32,621
♪ Le freak, c'est chic ♪
326
00:12:32,627 --> 00:12:34,247
♪ Freak out ♪
327
00:12:35,696 --> 00:12:37,126
♪ Ah, freak out ♪
328
00:12:37,207 --> 00:12:39,617
Excuse me.
Excuse me. Excuse me!
329
00:12:39,634 --> 00:12:41,094
What?
You got anything to eat?
330
00:12:41,169 --> 00:12:43,499
Take this.
I can't eat money.
331
00:12:43,579 --> 00:12:44,669
Oh, is that
a candy bar?
332
00:12:44,747 --> 00:12:46,127
♪ Freak out ♪
333
00:12:46,141 --> 00:12:48,671
Hey, foxy lady.
(chuckles)
334
00:12:48,751 --> 00:12:50,551
What you doing over
here by yourself?
335
00:12:50,628 --> 00:12:52,468
(laughs)
Hiding from you.
336
00:12:52,547 --> 00:12:54,007
♪ Freak out ♪
337
00:12:54,090 --> 00:12:55,010
♪ Le freak, c'est chic♪
338
00:12:55,091 --> 00:12:56,641
Oh, okay. That's cool.
339
00:12:56,717 --> 00:12:59,027
Uh... bring me back
a diet soda, too.
340
00:12:59,103 --> 00:13:01,353
All right?
(chuckles)
341
00:13:01,430 --> 00:13:03,230
Ooh, I'm about to go play
with Sleeping Beauty.
342
00:13:03,307 --> 00:13:05,477
Hey, hey,
hold up, Cinderella.
343
00:13:05,560 --> 00:13:07,860
(Earth Wind and Fire:
"Let's Groove" playing) ♪ Down, upon down ♪
344
00:13:07,937 --> 00:13:09,987
♪ The boogie down ♪
345
00:13:09,998 --> 00:13:11,608
♪ Down, upon down... ♪
346
00:13:11,691 --> 00:13:13,991
♪ The boogie down, down ♪
347
00:13:14,068 --> 00:13:15,488
♪ Let's groove tonight ♪
348
00:13:15,570 --> 00:13:16,740
Mm...
349
00:13:16,821 --> 00:13:18,081
(Jordan making
slurping noises)
350
00:13:18,155 --> 00:13:19,655
♪ Share the spice of life ♪
351
00:13:19,740 --> 00:13:21,710
(gasps, groans)
352
00:13:21,784 --> 00:13:23,184
I got to get
something to eat.
353
00:13:24,745 --> 00:13:26,245
Hey! Bryan!
354
00:13:26,330 --> 00:13:27,710
Oh, hey, hey.
355
00:13:27,724 --> 00:13:29,514
You having fun,
birthday girl? I am.
356
00:13:29,584 --> 00:13:32,684
My party's turned out
to be pretty live. Mm-hmm.
357
00:13:32,753 --> 00:13:34,353
And I owe it all
to you. Thank you.
358
00:13:34,430 --> 00:13:37,720
Oh, well, you know
I am the lovable Big B, baby.
359
00:13:37,800 --> 00:13:39,850
Hey, hey, plus,
I got your back.
360
00:13:39,927 --> 00:13:43,807
Yeah, I got
your back, too. (chuckles)
361
00:13:43,890 --> 00:13:45,320
Really?
Uh... No.
362
00:13:45,400 --> 00:13:47,940
Just kidding.
(chuckles) Hey, hey, uh...
363
00:13:47,953 --> 00:13:49,743
Do you think you could do
a brother a favor? Yeah.
364
00:13:49,812 --> 00:13:51,362
Put in a good word for me
365
00:13:51,439 --> 00:13:55,369
with your baby sister.
(police siren wailing)
366
00:13:55,443 --> 00:13:57,373
Put your hands down.
Look, look, you don't know where them balloons came from.
367
00:13:57,445 --> 00:13:58,695
No, put them...
Just tell 'em that.
368
00:13:58,779 --> 00:14:00,869
(indistinct chattering)
369
00:14:00,948 --> 00:14:02,538
Oh, here we go.
370
00:14:02,617 --> 00:14:04,537
Here comes the 5-0.
371
00:14:04,619 --> 00:14:05,839
Jordan.
372
00:14:05,846 --> 00:14:07,666
I'm not afraid of The Man.
373
00:14:07,747 --> 00:14:10,047
What are they
going to do, tase me?
374
00:14:10,124 --> 00:14:11,724
I'm just a kid!
(Valeria laughs)
375
00:14:11,792 --> 00:14:14,512
Uh, uh, excuse me, Officer.
Is--Is there a problem?
376
00:14:14,587 --> 00:14:16,387
Sorry, folks.
You're on private property.
377
00:14:16,398 --> 00:14:19,138
It looks like
you're having a good time, but you got to go.
378
00:14:19,216 --> 00:14:22,176
(chuckling) Officer,
the party was just ending.
379
00:14:22,261 --> 00:14:25,941
(chuckles) Guys,
I've had a wonderful party.
380
00:14:26,015 --> 00:14:28,225
I just would like
to get home to my husband
381
00:14:28,309 --> 00:14:29,689
and spend the rest
of my birthday with him.
382
00:14:29,769 --> 00:14:30,989
You guys hear that?
383
00:14:30,996 --> 00:14:33,276
Wanda said
after-party at her place!
384
00:14:33,356 --> 00:14:34,426
(giggling)
385
00:14:34,507 --> 00:14:35,697
Let's go party
with the Mac Man!
386
00:14:35,775 --> 00:14:37,915
(ruckus)
387
00:14:42,031 --> 00:14:43,751
Sweetheart,
I am so sorry.
388
00:14:43,824 --> 00:14:46,584
I really, really wanted
to be there for you
389
00:14:46,661 --> 00:14:49,051
to make sure you got
everything you wanted on your birthday.
390
00:14:49,121 --> 00:14:50,631
How'd it go?
391
00:14:50,706 --> 00:14:54,756
Well... it was a disaster.
392
00:14:54,769 --> 00:14:57,139
That's until...
Bryan kind of saved the day.
393
00:14:57,213 --> 00:14:59,023
You know, he really
kind of came through for me.
394
00:14:59,098 --> 00:15:01,218
You know, I think
I might've misjudged him.
395
00:15:01,300 --> 00:15:02,730
-No, you didn't.
-Oh.
396
00:15:02,802 --> 00:15:04,052
(clears throat)
Anyway,
397
00:15:04,129 --> 00:15:05,349
where's your sister Valerie?
Where she at now?
398
00:15:05,363 --> 00:15:06,773
BRYAN:
I've got liquor!
399
00:15:06,847 --> 00:15:09,017
Entertaining some guests
that she invited home.
400
00:15:09,100 --> 00:15:11,200
BRYAN: Yeah, yeah,
I have the single malt!
401
00:15:11,277 --> 00:15:14,447
(clears throat) Hey, baby,
you better get on out there.
402
00:15:14,522 --> 00:15:15,712
Go on.
403
00:15:15,782 --> 00:15:18,372
Go on, go on, baby.
It...
404
00:15:20,361 --> 00:15:21,701
Hurry up, baby.
405
00:15:21,713 --> 00:15:22,963
(door closes)
406
00:15:24,532 --> 00:15:27,672
(disco music playing)
407
00:15:27,743 --> 00:15:30,253
Uh, did you talk
with Val yet? Am I in there?
408
00:15:30,329 --> 00:15:31,629
Oh, Val, oh.
Mm-hmm.
409
00:15:31,706 --> 00:15:32,626
You know what?
I looked for her,
410
00:15:32,707 --> 00:15:34,667
and she wasn't there.
411
00:15:34,750 --> 00:15:37,130
There she is,
right there. Oh, is she?
412
00:15:37,211 --> 00:15:38,161
(clears throat)
413
00:15:38,104 --> 00:15:41,014
Bryan, can I
be honest with you?
414
00:15:41,090 --> 00:15:42,680
Sure.
415
00:15:42,758 --> 00:15:45,478
I love Val.
416
00:15:45,553 --> 00:15:47,483
She has yet
to find herself.
417
00:15:47,555 --> 00:15:49,265
Oh...
And she has great potential,
418
00:15:49,348 --> 00:15:51,978
and... she just
doesn't focus on one thing.
419
00:15:51,993 --> 00:15:56,403
But when she does, wow,
she's going to be great.
420
00:15:56,480 --> 00:15:59,990
I-I just don't think
that this is the right time for...
421
00:16:00,067 --> 00:16:01,327
her and you.
422
00:16:04,965 --> 00:16:07,205
Oh.
423
00:16:07,283 --> 00:16:09,333
Okay, it's... Ooh...
424
00:16:09,410 --> 00:16:11,000
Maybe it is...
425
00:16:11,078 --> 00:16:12,998
time for me
to be getting to work.
426
00:16:13,014 --> 00:16:14,514
So, no, it's cool.
Thank you.
427
00:16:14,582 --> 00:16:16,472
You know, I'll just say goo...
428
00:16:16,542 --> 00:16:18,472
good night to Bryana.
429
00:16:18,544 --> 00:16:20,314
(sighs)
430
00:16:22,506 --> 00:16:23,936
(grunting)
431
00:16:26,385 --> 00:16:28,025
Yo, excuse me, dawg.
432
00:16:32,558 --> 00:16:33,938
Mm...
433
00:16:34,018 --> 00:16:37,858
Hey, who loves you, baby?
Daddy.
434
00:16:37,938 --> 00:16:40,198
And who's going
to love you more than Daddy?
435
00:16:40,274 --> 00:16:42,634
Nobody.
That's right.
436
00:16:42,702 --> 00:16:47,042
Hey, you don't let
these grown-ups keep you up late tonight, okay?
437
00:16:47,114 --> 00:16:49,974
If you have to, sleep
with your headphones on.
438
00:16:51,702 --> 00:16:52,882
Aw...
439
00:16:52,953 --> 00:16:55,303
Night, Daddy.
Good night, Princess.
440
00:16:55,381 --> 00:16:57,211
(door closes)
441
00:16:57,291 --> 00:16:58,591
Hey, Mr. Daddy.
442
00:16:58,667 --> 00:17:00,097
Oh...
443
00:17:00,178 --> 00:17:01,298
That was, uh...
444
00:17:01,378 --> 00:17:02,678
that was really sweet.
445
00:17:02,755 --> 00:17:03,885
You know,
you're a great father.
446
00:17:03,964 --> 00:17:05,564
Thanks.
Yes. I mean,
447
00:17:05,633 --> 00:17:06,893
I never would have guessed
that you guys
448
00:17:06,967 --> 00:17:08,277
only met
a couple months ago.
449
00:17:10,888 --> 00:17:12,648
How did you
even know about that?
450
00:17:12,657 --> 00:17:15,147
Oh, Wanda told me
back at the parking lot.
451
00:17:15,226 --> 00:17:16,816
She told you that?
452
00:17:16,894 --> 00:17:20,574
Mm-hmm. Yeah, I mean I...
I kind of asked about you
453
00:17:20,648 --> 00:17:23,698
because, you know, you were
the life of the party and everything and...
454
00:17:23,776 --> 00:17:26,416
And I thought maybe...
Wait, wait, wait, wait, hold on, hold on.
455
00:17:26,496 --> 00:17:27,496
You asked about me?
456
00:17:29,115 --> 00:17:31,245
Hey, let's go in here.
What else did she say?
457
00:17:31,325 --> 00:17:35,665
SINGER: ♪ Love so well,he with the mean style ♪
458
00:17:35,746 --> 00:17:38,556
♪ Casting a spell ♪
459
00:17:38,633 --> 00:17:39,853
(scoffs)
460
00:17:45,857 --> 00:17:48,017
Who is she to be butting
in my business anyway?
461
00:17:48,092 --> 00:17:50,562
I don't know.
I mean, we might be perfect for each other.
462
00:17:50,636 --> 00:17:53,526
Who knows? You might like
onion rings and brown Kool-Aid.
463
00:17:54,890 --> 00:17:56,650
Shut up. What you know
about brown Kool-Aid?
464
00:17:56,725 --> 00:17:59,185
Uh, Purple and orange, baby.
465
00:17:59,270 --> 00:18:01,650
Ooh, you better stop play.
This is so good.
466
00:18:01,730 --> 00:18:03,070
Get a little slice
of cantaloupe,
467
00:18:03,149 --> 00:18:04,179
you put in there.
Oh, my God. It's...
468
00:18:04,258 --> 00:18:05,738
Sometimes, you can
put watermelon, too.
469
00:18:05,818 --> 00:18:10,618
(disco music playing)
470
00:18:10,698 --> 00:18:14,968
Everybody!
Your coats are here when you're ready!
471
00:18:20,040 --> 00:18:22,020
This one look like yours.
472
00:18:24,420 --> 00:18:26,220
You don't even know
how to make pasta?
473
00:18:26,231 --> 00:18:28,511
You know,
what do you know, okay?
474
00:18:28,591 --> 00:18:29,811
All you have is a GED.
475
00:18:29,884 --> 00:18:31,234
Wanda told you that, too?
476
00:18:31,310 --> 00:18:32,670
She didn't have to.
477
00:18:34,180 --> 00:18:36,900
I'd like to see you
get your GED at 29.
478
00:18:36,908 --> 00:18:38,868
Like you still remember
how to do fractions.
479
00:18:40,728 --> 00:18:43,108
29, huh?
Mm-hm.
480
00:18:43,189 --> 00:18:45,319
And I know
you're lying about your age.
481
00:18:45,399 --> 00:18:46,619
Wanda!
482
00:18:46,692 --> 00:18:49,662
(applause and cheering)
483
00:18:49,737 --> 00:18:52,867
-All right!
-All right!
484
00:18:52,882 --> 00:18:54,582
Hey, Wanda, we need to talk.
485
00:18:54,658 --> 00:18:55,828
What? Uh...
Come on.
486
00:18:55,910 --> 00:18:57,050
Everybody enjoy the cake.
487
00:18:57,128 --> 00:18:58,378
WOMAN: Cut the cake.
Come on.
488
00:18:58,454 --> 00:19:00,594
(indistinct chattering)
489
00:19:00,664 --> 00:19:03,014
You...
Look, Wanda.
490
00:19:03,083 --> 00:19:05,343
How can you say all those things
about me to Val, huh?
491
00:19:05,419 --> 00:19:07,849
What?
Is that how you really feel about me?
492
00:19:07,922 --> 00:19:11,062
Because the way
that you and Bernie opened up your home to me,
493
00:19:11,067 --> 00:19:12,897
I was kind of thinking
that we were family.
494
00:19:14,136 --> 00:19:16,356
I never knew that I was
such a big, old burden.
495
00:19:18,057 --> 00:19:20,017
Bryan, I'm sorry.
Hmm.
496
00:19:20,100 --> 00:19:21,330
You are family.
497
00:19:23,812 --> 00:19:25,452
(sighs)
498
00:19:25,522 --> 00:19:26,502
Thank you.
499
00:19:27,491 --> 00:19:28,531
(mumbles)
Look, and...
500
00:19:28,609 --> 00:19:30,529
And since I'm family,
501
00:19:30,611 --> 00:19:33,001
we need to talk
about our sister. Oh, well, hold on, now.
502
00:19:33,072 --> 00:19:35,792
'Cause Val and I
have each other's back.
503
00:19:35,866 --> 00:19:37,176
Except for when
she threw you that
504
00:19:37,251 --> 00:19:38,531
skating party
that you didn't want.
505
00:19:38,611 --> 00:19:41,001
And brought all these people
back to your house
506
00:19:41,080 --> 00:19:42,880
that you didn't ask for.
507
00:19:42,957 --> 00:19:44,717
(chuckles) That's Val.
Mmm. Yeah.
508
00:19:44,792 --> 00:19:46,632
Here she goes.
Hey, big sis.
509
00:19:46,710 --> 00:19:48,970
Um, I'm-a go ahead and take
the cover off the pool.
510
00:19:49,046 --> 00:19:52,216
Uh, sweetie,
I don't think that's a good idea.
511
00:19:52,299 --> 00:19:54,059
Oh, no, no,
don't worry about it. It's heated, right?
512
00:19:54,134 --> 00:19:56,104
Your sister
said "no," Val.
513
00:19:56,178 --> 00:19:58,688
You know, I...
I don't think I was talking to you.
514
00:19:58,764 --> 00:20:01,404
(chuckles)
I was talking to you.
515
00:20:01,475 --> 00:20:02,565
(chuckling)
Okay.
516
00:20:02,643 --> 00:20:03,823
Why is he
still here?
517
00:20:03,894 --> 00:20:04,944
Okay? I mean,
this is supposed
518
00:20:05,020 --> 00:20:06,400
to be a party for...
519
00:20:06,480 --> 00:20:08,240
friends and...
family.
520
00:20:08,315 --> 00:20:09,775
Bryan is family.
521
00:20:09,858 --> 00:20:12,078
And, sweetie?
The party's over.
522
00:20:12,152 --> 00:20:13,912
But I was...
BRYAN: Eh, no, no, no. No "buts."
523
00:20:13,988 --> 00:20:15,448
You heard her.
524
00:20:15,531 --> 00:20:16,661
BRYAN: All right?
525
00:20:16,740 --> 00:20:17,750
(distant laughter)
526
00:20:17,825 --> 00:20:19,425
I got your back.
527
00:20:22,797 --> 00:20:24,087
America.
528
00:20:24,164 --> 00:20:25,564
Look like my baby Wanda
529
00:20:25,633 --> 00:20:27,093
has a new understanding
530
00:20:27,167 --> 00:20:29,967
with her sister
and her new brother.
531
00:20:30,045 --> 00:20:32,435
Whatever.
(scoffs)
532
00:20:34,633 --> 00:20:35,603
There you go.
533
00:20:35,676 --> 00:20:37,096
But you got to go, too.
534
00:20:37,177 --> 00:20:38,807
(chuckles nervously)
What?
535
00:20:38,888 --> 00:20:41,608
Only because I want to spend
a little time with my husband.
536
00:20:41,616 --> 00:20:42,936
It's still my birthday.
537
00:20:43,017 --> 00:20:45,237
Oh, I got you.
I got you. Okay.
538
00:20:45,319 --> 00:20:46,989
Can you clear
the house for me?
539
00:20:47,062 --> 00:20:48,322
Oh, I got you.
I got you.
540
00:20:48,397 --> 00:20:49,987
Ah, excuse me!
541
00:20:50,065 --> 00:20:51,525
Uh, y'all ain't got to go home,
542
00:20:51,608 --> 00:20:53,418
but you got to get
the hell up outta here!
543
00:20:55,863 --> 00:20:59,333
WANDA (teasingly):
Bernie?
544
00:20:59,408 --> 00:21:00,418
Oh.
545
00:21:09,043 --> 00:21:12,023
America, look like I got
to play through the pain.
546
00:21:13,139 --> 00:21:14,689
Come in here, baby!
547
00:21:16,717 --> 00:21:18,357
Try something new!
548
00:21:22,514 --> 00:21:25,324
(music playing)
549
00:21:56,799 --> 00:21:57,939
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