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I'm sorry, America.
I just read baby girl five bedtime books in a row.
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My brain is goo.
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What is it with these
doggone children's books?
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Or why they still make 'em
so damn simple?
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"'A' is for apple."
No kidding.
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A hundred years
of children's books
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and it's still all they got.
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And it's not those books,
it's the audio tape
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or the videos, television show.
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"Where's Waldo?"
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Where the hell is
Bernie Mac's life?
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Look at this,
I know this by heart.
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(falsetto)
"And he jumped over the canyon."
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Thank youfor all your help.
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Hey, hey, hey.
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Stop skipping in this...
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This is a place of business.
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Now we're going to get
your ballet shoes,
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and that's it,
we're leaving.
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Come on.
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(indistinct conversation)
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Nobody talking
about you. Ow!
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Come on, quit being
nosy. Come on!
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Aunt Wanda!
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(thump)
(shrieks)
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(cackles)
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Excuse me.
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Come on, don't
worry about it.
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Hi, baby. Hi.
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Hey, hey, baby. Hey.
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Hey.
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Hi, honey, remember Duke?
Hey!
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-Yes, I do!
-Big Dog!
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-Whassup, Duke?
-Big Mac, man.
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Good to see you.
Good to see you.
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Hey, hey, kids say
hey to Duke.
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Oh, hi.
Hi.
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Hi, how you doing?
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Okay, I'll leave you
two men to talk,
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-and I'll go get
Bryana's shoes. -Okay, okay.
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I'll come with you.
Oh, okay.
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What's goin on, man?
Oh, things are great, man.
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Uncle Bernie,
can I have some candy?
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No. Get down-- get down
from there, baby girl,
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you know better
than that. Stop it.
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Hey, I mean, it's okay.
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It's not okay.
They don't need anything.
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So, so what's going on?
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Oh, things are great, man.
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Thanks to your wife there,
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man, she just-- we closed
a awesome deal.
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No kidding?
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Yeah, man. We don't know
what we'd do without her.
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I-I know...
JORDAN: Uncle Bernie.
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Can I have this?
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Whoa...
Put that down! Put that down!
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BERNIE: Put your hand
in your pocket.
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That-That's sharp.
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Yeah, uh, Duke, I see
you travel a lot, huh?
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Yeah, yeah. Well,
it comes with the territory.
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Yeah, I see... Jordan!
Jor-Jordan!
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Put both your hands
in your pocket, right now!
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I... I used travel
a lot, man, you know,
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before I got the kids.
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Yeah...
You know.
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Yeah, yeah.
BRYANA: Uncle Bernie!
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I'm telling you...
(indistinct conversation)
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Uncle Bernie! Uncle Bernie!
...take some time.
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Uncle Bernie!!!
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Bab-Baby girl,
baby girl...
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Uncle Bernie!
Baby girl, baby girl
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baby girl, stop it!
Uncle Bernie!
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Uh...
Uh, yeah.
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That's expensive.
I-I don't know.
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Yeah, yeah...
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Help!
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Look-Look at
this fool here.
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Help!
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(shrieks)
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Oh, Lord...
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I hope you
choke to death.
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Go on...
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Um, uh, look,
look, Duke... BRYANA: Uncle Bernie!
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I think it's gonna be time for
us to get on out of here, man.
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Hey, honey, here's the shoes.
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Yeah, yeah, baby,
we gonna get on out of here.
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Hey, uh, come on,
come on, kids.
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Come on, come on.
Bryana office...
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Let's go!
Come on, come on.
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Let's go.
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But, look...
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Uh...(clears throat)
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last-last call.
We gonna get out of here, Duke.
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It's nice meeting you, man.
Yeah.
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Uh, anybody got to go
to the potty? Nessa?
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Hello! I'm 14.
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O-Okay. Well, we
gonna get on out of here.
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Baby girl, come on.
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Okay.
Okay?
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All right.
I'll see you at home.
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Bye, kids.
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(chuckles awkwardly)
Sorry?
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Kids in bed?
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Finally.
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I know one thing:
I'm telling baby girl
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tomorrow now I'm reading her
four books instead of five.
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(laughs)
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(groans)
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What about you?
Tell me about your day.
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Your boss was telling me
about some thingamajig
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that you did for
some watchmacallit?
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Oh, Bernie, it was so exciting.
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I still can't believe
that our client came in
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and basically handed us
their entire western region,
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with the promise that
when the GMI merger is complete,
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that we will get to implement
the new system as well...
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BERNIE (thinking)
Damn, did I makethe kids' lunches?
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Oh, I'll do it in the morning.
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Jordan's gonna want pudding.
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Oh, that boy makes meso doggone mad.
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Boy got his tie caughtin the shredder.
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Now I got to get hima new one.
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You just don't know
how long I have been working for this.
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Wait...What was my baby saying?
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Shoot, I missed the story.
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Maybe I should just...
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(yawning) Just nod...
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My eyes are getting heavy.
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...huge write-up in all
of the major L.A. business journals...
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I must... listen.
And get this...
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Focus.
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Damn...
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Kids...
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Good night, moon.
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(alarm beeping)
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That's great... baby.
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(beeping continuing)
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MAN (on TV)
Forecast, mostly...
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(yawning)
Hi, baby.
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Hey, honey.
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Hey, honey,
I'm sorry about last night.
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Oh, sweetie, it's okay.
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No, it's not okay, man.
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You was telling me
about your big day.
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I want to hear about it.
I'm sorry.
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Don't worry, baby,
it's no big deal.
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Whoa, whoa, no big deal?
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America, that's my wife.
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I don't want no marriage
that's on autopilot.
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The next thing you know,
we'll be sleeping in separate beds,
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and I'll be calling her
"Mother." I ain't having that.
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Since those damn kids
turned my brain into mush--
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and it ain't just me, America,
it's happening to you.
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If you don't believe me,
check it out.
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You have a good day,
baby girl.
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Bye, Uncle Bernie.
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Okay, be good, hear?
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WOMAN: Bye, honey.
CHILD: Mom, I'm going in now.
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Now, after school,
we'll go to the parkie-warkie
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for some icie-wizies.
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I wuv you, Davey-wavey.
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Don't forget to dwink all
your moo-moo milk today.
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Davey-wavey, Davey-wavey,
boo-boo-baby-boo! MAN: Don't forget the ball.
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Do you see
what I'm saying?
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(phone ringing)
MAN: Bye.
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Hello?
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Hey, honey. We've been invited
to a party on Saturday.
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Oh, baby, I don't know.
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I don't think I'm up
to no doggone party.
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All those kids,
their sticky hands,
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pawing and clawing
at me. I don't...
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No, honey.
We've been invited by Duke
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and his wife
for a dinner party.
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And adult party?
Mm-hmm.
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Ho! I'm going to an adult party!
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Party-- I'm going
grown folks' party.
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You ever been to an adult party?
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Hey, baby, excuse me.
(clears throat)
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I'm going to an adult party.
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It's an adult party, America.
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An adult party.
(chuckles)
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Will there be drinking
and cussing?
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So the place looks
kind of clean to me. You think we should try it?
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Yeah, it might
be all right.
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How much money
you got saved?
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Uh-uh, I don't do that.
BERNIE: Vanessa.
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Baby, what's that--
what's that one-eyed girl name up the street?
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Cyclops.
(chuckles)
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Um... Amy.
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Yeah, I'm gonna call her.
I want her to babysit y'all Saturday.
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Babysitter?
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Yeah. Me and Aunt Wanda
are going out to party.
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(sighs) I don't know
why you're so worried about a babysitter.
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I mean, you
should just be thinking
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about going out to your party
and enjoying yourself.
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Enjoying myself?
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Yeah, and I'll watch the kids.
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No.
It'll be my pleasure.
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No.
I'll feed 'em.
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I'll put 'em to bed
and read 'em a few stories,
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then I'll kick back
and have a good cigar.
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What?
I'm just kidding.
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A joke.
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Uh, Bernie,
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I think that Vanessa can
watch them for a few hours
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just as well
as anyone else can.
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I mean, God knows she's watched
them a million times in Chicago.
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Mm-hmm.
I don't know.
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I don't know,
I just don't feel right
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for a prisoner to watch
the prisoners.
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Well, I'll give you
the family discount.
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You're not going
to give me anything.
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I'm going to take
the family discount.
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I'm going to tell you
one thing, too, Nessa.
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If anything happen,
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I'm gonna hold you
responsible.
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BERNIE: You know what, man?
This spot here is real nice.
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WOMAN: Thank you.
It's real nice.
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Thank you very much.
Glad you could make it, man.
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Yeah, man. You know, this
what I'm talking about, man--
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good food, good people, man,
and no kids.
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(chuckling)
Yeah, yeah.
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Well, Bernie brought the kids
by the office today.
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Really? How many
do you have?
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Um, I have three,
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but I, I don't want to talk
about it, not tonight.
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Oh, come on!
Do you have any pictures?
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Oh, yes!
Pictures. Yes we do.
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Oh, great!
Baby, come on, now...
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Here, honey, show them.
Here you go. (chuckles)
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Oh!
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Wow, buddy,
you must've spit him out.
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No, I didn't,
that's my sister's.
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-My sister spit him out.
My sister. -Yeah. Oh, yeah.
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(indistinct)
This one right here? This one right here?
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-That's the one that broke
my shredder. -Aw...
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Uh, yeah, he breaks
a lot of stuff at home.
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Oh, they're so cute.
She is.
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Forgive him.
Aw...
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All right, you guys, listen up.
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After you're done
eating your ice cream,
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actually brush your teeth,
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and then you can watch TV.
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(scoffs)
Where do you think you're going?
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To watch TV.
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Not with that ice cream.
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If you spill that,
Uncle Bernie will have my head.
248
00:08:18,532 --> 00:08:20,742
Just chill.
Uncle Bernie's not here.
249
00:08:20,817 --> 00:08:24,787
Yeah, but he left me
in charge. Got it?
250
00:08:24,871 --> 00:08:28,411
Okay, Uncle Bernie.
You're in charge.
251
00:08:28,491 --> 00:08:30,291
(scoffs)
252
00:08:30,368 --> 00:08:31,328
(laughter)
253
00:08:31,411 --> 00:08:34,051
Duke, this sushi
is amazing, man.
254
00:08:34,130 --> 00:08:35,140
This is wonderful.
255
00:08:35,215 --> 00:08:36,925
Are you going to eat
your salmon? Yeah.
256
00:08:37,008 --> 00:08:38,468
Uh, Deborah has four kids
of her own.
257
00:08:38,543 --> 00:08:40,183
Two sets of twins, right?
Uh-huh?
258
00:08:40,253 --> 00:08:41,333
(whispering)
In vitro.
259
00:08:41,404 --> 00:08:43,894
Two of whom I am
the proud godmother of.
260
00:08:43,965 --> 00:08:46,105
A boy and a girl,
Miles and Sophia.
261
00:08:46,184 --> 00:08:47,644
Oh! They are three,
262
00:08:47,653 --> 00:08:49,493
and the cutest things
you've ever seen.
263
00:08:49,563 --> 00:08:51,153
I have a picture of them
of the christening, right?
264
00:08:51,222 --> 00:08:52,812
And they are no bigger than
a tennis ball, right?
265
00:08:52,824 --> 00:08:55,614
(chuckling)
But they're fine now.
266
00:08:55,685 --> 00:08:58,065
Anyways, Deb,
remember that day? ...jet fuel bill.
267
00:08:58,146 --> 00:09:01,196
America, what more could Wanda
have to say to that guy?
268
00:09:01,274 --> 00:09:03,954
I mean, she talk to the man
each and every day.
269
00:09:04,027 --> 00:09:06,457
Why doesn't Duke talk
to his own boring-ass wife?
270
00:09:06,538 --> 00:09:08,708
"How your kids doing?
Deborah has kids.
271
00:09:08,781 --> 00:09:11,371
Kids, kids, kids."
Shut up!
272
00:09:11,451 --> 00:09:13,681
(cartoon music
playing on TV)
273
00:09:14,954 --> 00:09:16,764
Look.
274
00:09:18,416 --> 00:09:20,226
Oh, yeah.
One in the back. (chuckles)
275
00:09:23,689 --> 00:09:25,979
Yeah, you're in charge,
Vanessa.
276
00:09:26,057 --> 00:09:27,517
In charge of the dark.
277
00:09:27,592 --> 00:09:28,862
(screams)
278
00:09:31,062 --> 00:09:33,352
Okay... time's up.
279
00:09:33,431 --> 00:09:34,361
-Pencils down.
-Aw...
280
00:09:34,432 --> 00:09:35,772
Baby, hold on.
281
00:09:35,850 --> 00:09:37,110
There.
282
00:09:36,952 --> 00:09:38,492
Pencils down.
(group chuckling)
283
00:09:38,570 --> 00:09:40,400
Okay, okay,
here we go.
284
00:09:40,480 --> 00:09:42,240
DUKE: Here we go.
Ah, yes.
285
00:09:42,315 --> 00:09:45,525
"Famous TV personalities,
starting with the letter T."
286
00:09:45,610 --> 00:09:47,240
Ted Koppel.
287
00:09:47,320 --> 00:09:48,450
Ah, that's good.
That's a good one.
288
00:09:48,529 --> 00:09:49,729
Tony Danza.
289
00:09:49,806 --> 00:09:52,576
Ah-ah-ah! Bam!
Toni Morrison.
290
00:09:52,659 --> 00:09:53,919
She's an author.
291
00:09:53,993 --> 00:09:55,463
She's on Oprah
all the time.
292
00:09:55,536 --> 00:09:56,466
That's right,
that's right.
293
00:09:56,546 --> 00:09:58,496
Well, I got Ted Lange.
Who?
294
00:09:58,515 --> 00:10:00,165
"Who?" Ted Lange.
295
00:10:00,183 --> 00:10:02,093
You know... Love Boat.
296
00:10:02,168 --> 00:10:04,088
Oh... oh, yeah.
297
00:10:04,170 --> 00:10:05,390
(gibberish), baby.
298
00:10:05,463 --> 00:10:06,393
(laughing)
...Ted Lange.
299
00:10:06,464 --> 00:10:08,314
What you got, Bernie?
300
00:10:08,383 --> 00:10:10,183
I got three Ts.
301
00:10:10,193 --> 00:10:11,353
Whoa.
302
00:10:11,427 --> 00:10:13,017
Tony...the...Tiger.
303
00:10:13,096 --> 00:10:14,066
(growls)
Ha!
304
00:10:15,264 --> 00:10:16,784
(laughter)
Seriously?
305
00:10:19,477 --> 00:10:20,647
Really?
306
00:10:20,728 --> 00:10:22,738
(laughter continues)
307
00:10:22,814 --> 00:10:26,204
Um, um, baby, we're playing
the adult version.
308
00:10:26,275 --> 00:10:27,915
Haven't you all heard
of Tony the Tiger?
309
00:10:27,994 --> 00:10:29,254
-Yeah.
-Where?
310
00:10:29,329 --> 00:10:30,289
Pfft. On television.
311
00:10:30,363 --> 00:10:31,373
I rest my case.
312
00:10:31,447 --> 00:10:32,457
That's three points.
313
00:10:32,532 --> 00:10:33,752
Hey, don't...
314
00:10:33,759 --> 00:10:35,249
Give him his three points, baby.
315
00:10:35,260 --> 00:10:36,630
I mean, he got his three points.
316
00:10:36,703 --> 00:10:38,643
I wouldn't have said it.
317
00:10:39,664 --> 00:10:42,224
Uh... things that fly.
318
00:10:42,225 --> 00:10:43,295
I got TWA.
319
00:10:43,376 --> 00:10:44,836
Ah.
Oh, baby, that's what...
320
00:10:44,919 --> 00:10:47,269
That's what I had...
I had that, too, baby.
321
00:10:48,515 --> 00:10:50,925
I-I got something different.
322
00:10:51,008 --> 00:10:52,108
Tinkerbell.
323
00:10:54,262 --> 00:10:55,942
That's baby girl's favorite.
324
00:10:55,947 --> 00:10:57,257
(laughter)
325
00:10:57,332 --> 00:10:59,402
No, you-- no, you
didn't just say "Tinkerbell."
326
00:10:59,475 --> 00:11:01,115
(laughter)
327
00:11:02,937 --> 00:11:04,407
That's your answer?
Tinkerbell?
328
00:11:04,489 --> 00:11:06,159
That's two points.
329
00:11:06,232 --> 00:11:08,702
America, do you see
what's going on here?
330
00:11:08,776 --> 00:11:10,366
They're ganging up on me.
331
00:11:10,445 --> 00:11:11,865
They're player-hatin'.
332
00:11:11,946 --> 00:11:13,706
Tinkerbell's a good damn answer.
333
00:11:13,790 --> 00:11:17,090
It's not my fault I got those
crumb snatchers on my brain.
334
00:11:19,370 --> 00:11:22,640
(suspenseful music plays)
335
00:11:27,712 --> 00:11:29,432
I'm scared.
336
00:11:29,505 --> 00:11:31,965
It's okay, Bryana.
Just calm down, okay?
337
00:11:32,049 --> 00:11:33,819
First, we're going to turn
the lights on,
338
00:11:33,893 --> 00:11:35,823
and then I'm
gonna kill Jordan.
339
00:11:36,763 --> 00:11:37,773
Ooga-booga-boo!
340
00:11:37,847 --> 00:11:39,557
(screams)
(laughs)
341
00:11:39,640 --> 00:11:40,650
Ooh, you are dead!
342
00:11:40,725 --> 00:11:41,765
(laughing)
343
00:11:41,851 --> 00:11:43,201
(thud, clattering)
Ow!
344
00:11:45,997 --> 00:11:47,817
Oh, my God,
Uncle Bernie's mask.
345
00:11:47,899 --> 00:11:49,449
All right, that's it.
346
00:11:49,459 --> 00:11:50,989
You're getting
your butt whipped!
347
00:11:51,068 --> 00:11:52,488
Uncle Bernie's
not going to hit me.
348
00:11:52,570 --> 00:11:54,410
Who said anything
about Uncle Bernie?
349
00:11:54,489 --> 00:11:55,589
( slapping)
Ow... Ow!
350
00:11:55,665 --> 00:11:56,495
Don't! Stop it please! Ow!
351
00:11:56,574 --> 00:11:57,724
Get him!
352
00:11:59,243 --> 00:12:00,503
(slapping continuing)
353
00:12:00,578 --> 00:12:01,718
JORDAN: Ow!Stop it! Ow! Ow!
354
00:12:02,789 --> 00:12:05,629
Okay, famous...
355
00:12:05,708 --> 00:12:07,378
uh, famous Brits.
356
00:12:07,460 --> 00:12:08,630
Ah.
357
00:12:08,711 --> 00:12:09,841
-Tom Jones.
-Mmm...
358
00:12:09,921 --> 00:12:11,351
I have Tony Blair.
359
00:12:11,422 --> 00:12:12,272
Bernie?
360
00:12:16,844 --> 00:12:18,104
I-I pass on this one.
361
00:12:18,179 --> 00:12:21,189
Oh, no, no. Please,
tell us. Come on.
362
00:12:21,265 --> 00:12:23,725
Honey, I saw you writing.
What did you put?
363
00:12:23,810 --> 00:12:25,030
Tom Thumb?
364
00:12:25,102 --> 00:12:26,862
(laughter)
365
00:12:26,938 --> 00:12:28,108
Probably more like...
366
00:12:28,189 --> 00:12:29,359
(British accent)
-Tweety Bird. -Oh!
367
00:12:29,440 --> 00:12:31,780
(laughter)
368
00:12:31,859 --> 00:12:33,619
Y'all, y'all got a joke.
369
00:12:33,694 --> 00:12:34,794
Oh, come on, honey,
let me see.
370
00:12:34,862 --> 00:12:35,792
No, no, I don't want...
371
00:12:35,863 --> 00:12:37,543
Come on, baby,
let me see.
372
00:12:37,615 --> 00:12:40,035
Wow. Ooh.
373
00:12:40,117 --> 00:12:41,037
What do you got?
374
00:12:41,118 --> 00:12:42,498
Tinky Winky.
375
00:12:42,578 --> 00:12:43,748
(laughter)
376
00:12:43,830 --> 00:12:45,810
You've got
to be kidding?
377
00:12:47,166 --> 00:12:48,626
Damn!
378
00:12:48,709 --> 00:12:51,009
(laughter continuing)
Tinky Winky?
379
00:12:51,087 --> 00:12:52,887
That's your answer?
Tinky Winky?
380
00:12:52,898 --> 00:12:54,558
Man, you made that up.
381
00:12:54,632 --> 00:12:56,192
I didn't make it up.
382
00:12:56,267 --> 00:12:57,387
I didn't.
383
00:12:57,468 --> 00:12:59,058
Tinky Winky is a Teletubby.
384
00:12:59,070 --> 00:13:01,190
They come on every
morning at 6:30.
385
00:13:01,198 --> 00:13:05,228
Tinky Winky, Dipsy,
Po, and Laa-Laa.
386
00:13:05,309 --> 00:13:06,479
And they're all British.
387
00:13:06,561 --> 00:13:07,901
You know I...
388
00:13:07,979 --> 00:13:09,149
This is ridiculous.
I don't wanna know.
389
00:13:09,230 --> 00:13:11,210
What kind of name is
Tinky Winky?
390
00:13:11,282 --> 00:13:12,872
What kind of damn name
is Duke? Ooh...
391
00:13:13,901 --> 00:13:15,581
Duke is a dog's name.
392
00:13:15,653 --> 00:13:16,953
(whistles)
393
00:13:17,029 --> 00:13:19,409
Come here, Duke.
Fetch, Duke.
394
00:13:19,490 --> 00:13:20,710
Sit, Duke.
395
00:13:20,783 --> 00:13:22,383
(chuckles)
396
00:14:02,867 --> 00:14:04,747
Hey, baby.
397
00:14:04,827 --> 00:14:07,037
Waiting up for your money, huh?
398
00:14:07,121 --> 00:14:09,551
How'd it go?
It couldn't have gone smoother.
399
00:14:09,624 --> 00:14:12,554
Nessa, you did good.
400
00:14:12,627 --> 00:14:13,547
(clattering)
401
00:14:13,628 --> 00:14:15,508
You did...
402
00:14:15,588 --> 00:14:18,208
Oh...
403
00:14:21,636 --> 00:14:23,436
Mr. Jacqueway!
404
00:14:24,990 --> 00:14:27,110
I thought you told me
everything went good, Nessa.
405
00:14:27,183 --> 00:14:28,083
Jordan did it.
406
00:14:28,159 --> 00:14:29,679
It was your responsibility.
407
00:14:29,752 --> 00:14:31,572
You're supposed to be acting
like a doggone adult.
408
00:14:31,646 --> 00:14:32,816
Nessa, you dropped
the ball.
409
00:14:32,897 --> 00:14:34,227
What the heck
am I supposed to do now?
410
00:14:34,307 --> 00:14:35,867
Huh? Supposed to hop
down to Africa
411
00:14:35,942 --> 00:14:37,132
and get an African warrior
real quick?
412
00:14:42,132 --> 00:14:43,462
Tape?! Oh!
413
00:14:45,743 --> 00:14:47,933
Don't ask me...
Don't ask me to babysit no more, you hear me?
414
00:14:54,377 --> 00:14:56,137
Hey, baby.
415
00:14:56,146 --> 00:14:58,926
You still ain't
talking to me, huh?
416
00:14:59,006 --> 00:15:00,126
All right, fine.
417
00:15:00,208 --> 00:15:01,468
You were totally
out of line.
418
00:15:01,151 --> 00:15:02,451
Oh, I was out of line?
Yes, you were.
419
00:15:02,526 --> 00:15:04,806
Baby, Duke was ganging
up on me all night.
420
00:15:04,887 --> 00:15:06,307
You both was ganging
up on me all night.
421
00:15:06,389 --> 00:15:07,899
All night was you
and him, him and you.
422
00:15:07,974 --> 00:15:09,904
What's this
"you and him"? What you think it is?
423
00:15:09,976 --> 00:15:11,686
The man bustin'
my chops all night.
424
00:15:11,769 --> 00:15:13,239
You heaping him on.
That's "you and him."
425
00:15:13,312 --> 00:15:14,202
"Tinky Winky"?
Oh.
426
00:15:14,271 --> 00:15:15,781
Come on, honey,
you're a comedian.
427
00:15:15,856 --> 00:15:16,986
You can't take
a little fun ribbing?
428
00:15:17,066 --> 00:15:18,166
It was just a game.
429
00:15:18,242 --> 00:15:20,332
A game me and you
supposed to play, baby.
430
00:15:20,403 --> 00:15:23,003
You're supposed
to be on my team. (scoffs)
431
00:15:23,072 --> 00:15:26,422
Bernie, that
was my boss.
432
00:15:26,492 --> 00:15:28,422
My baby ain't got
no boss.
433
00:15:28,494 --> 00:15:29,804
You need to apologize.
434
00:15:29,879 --> 00:15:31,169
Apologize?!
435
00:15:31,247 --> 00:15:33,667
America, I'm the one
that's been wronged.
436
00:15:33,749 --> 00:15:35,879
My woman wants me to apologize.
437
00:15:35,960 --> 00:15:38,720
I ought to pop him
right on the top of his nose,
438
00:15:38,796 --> 00:15:39,706
but you know what?
439
00:15:39,689 --> 00:15:41,019
Bernie let it go.
440
00:15:41,099 --> 00:15:43,599
If she wants me to apologize,
America, fine.
441
00:15:43,676 --> 00:15:45,346
I'll be the bigger man.
(chuckles)
442
00:15:45,428 --> 00:15:48,518
She, uh... she over,
my woman in his...
443
00:15:48,597 --> 00:15:50,357
(mocking laughter)
444
00:15:50,433 --> 00:15:51,953
(chuckles)
445
00:15:54,103 --> 00:15:55,533
DUKE: Yeah, all right,
so, I'll be down there shortly.
446
00:15:55,604 --> 00:15:56,534
(knocking)
447
00:15:56,605 --> 00:15:57,735
Yeah.
448
00:15:57,815 --> 00:15:59,275
You all stay
right there, okay?
449
00:15:59,358 --> 00:16:00,448
Hey, Bernie.
450
00:16:00,460 --> 00:16:01,660
How you doing, man?
451
00:16:01,736 --> 00:16:02,956
Look, Wanda's not in her office.
452
00:16:03,037 --> 00:16:04,537
She's out at a meeting.
Can I help you?
453
00:16:04,613 --> 00:16:05,703
Look, Duke, I know.
454
00:16:05,774 --> 00:16:06,964
I'm here to see you.
455
00:16:07,033 --> 00:16:08,173
Look, the other night, man,
456
00:16:08,242 --> 00:16:09,382
some things
were said...
457
00:16:09,452 --> 00:16:11,462
Man, hey, there's no need
to apologize.
458
00:16:11,471 --> 00:16:13,551
No, no, Duke,
I have to apologize, man,
459
00:16:13,622 --> 00:16:16,132
because I was out of line,
I was a guest in your home,
460
00:16:16,208 --> 00:16:17,338
and I was out of pocket.
461
00:16:17,418 --> 00:16:19,218
No, no, no,
it's completely unnecessary.
462
00:16:19,229 --> 00:16:20,589
Look, look, I understand.
463
00:16:20,671 --> 00:16:22,721
You know, you probably had
the kids on your mind.
464
00:16:22,732 --> 00:16:24,062
I see how they drive you crazy.
465
00:16:24,133 --> 00:16:25,713
Hey, man, I don't envy you.
466
00:16:25,785 --> 00:16:28,305
And-And I love that you don't,
but I got to apologize to you.
467
00:16:28,387 --> 00:16:29,687
I must.
468
00:16:29,764 --> 00:16:31,904
So, I'm saying to you,
I apologize.
469
00:16:31,974 --> 00:16:33,524
I don't accept it.
You got to accept it.
470
00:16:33,601 --> 00:16:34,781
I refuse.
471
00:16:34,861 --> 00:16:36,241
Look, here, Duke,
let me tell you something...
472
00:16:36,246 --> 00:16:37,856
BRYANA: Ow!
JORDAN: Uncle Bernie!
473
00:16:37,938 --> 00:16:39,068
Uncle Bernie!
(Bryana whining)
474
00:16:39,148 --> 00:16:41,698
I thought I told you kids
to wait outside.
475
00:16:41,776 --> 00:16:42,946
But I got a splinter.
476
00:16:43,027 --> 00:16:44,227
Excuse me, Duke.
477
00:16:44,312 --> 00:16:45,662
Hold on, let me look at it.
478
00:16:45,738 --> 00:16:48,078
Aw! Ain't you
a brave little girl.
479
00:16:48,157 --> 00:16:50,617
(chuckles)
Don't it hurt?
480
00:16:50,701 --> 00:16:52,051
(wailing)
481
00:16:52,128 --> 00:16:54,088
It didn't until you said
something, Duke. Thank you.
482
00:16:54,163 --> 00:16:55,513
Hey, I'm sorry. I mean,
483
00:16:55,590 --> 00:16:57,380
I just assumed, you know,
she-- girl got a splinter.
484
00:16:57,458 --> 00:16:59,588
The next best thing is to take
her to the hospital, right?
485
00:16:59,668 --> 00:17:00,928
The hospital!
486
00:17:00,937 --> 00:17:02,467
Yeah, maybe they'll have
to cut it all off!
487
00:17:02,546 --> 00:17:05,256
(Bryana screaming)
They ain't going to cut off nothing.
488
00:17:05,341 --> 00:17:06,891
You ain't helpin' me none,
there, brother, I'm telling you.
489
00:17:06,901 --> 00:17:08,231
Now, look-look at you,
look at you.
490
00:17:08,302 --> 00:17:09,692
You're going to get blood
all over the carpet?!
491
00:17:09,771 --> 00:17:12,351
Back up, okay? Back up.
492
00:17:12,431 --> 00:17:13,461
(crying)
493
00:17:13,532 --> 00:17:14,902
(falsetto)
Don't cry, baby girl.
494
00:17:14,975 --> 00:17:16,935
I'm a splinter bird,
495
00:17:17,019 --> 00:17:19,609
and I'm hungry
for some splinter worms.
496
00:17:19,688 --> 00:17:20,818
Mister, do you have some?
497
00:17:20,898 --> 00:17:21,658
(normal voice)
I don't have any.
498
00:17:21,741 --> 00:17:22,951
Listen to me, America.
499
00:17:22,792 --> 00:17:24,282
Listen to how stupid I sound.
500
00:17:24,294 --> 00:17:25,624
(falsetto)
Splinter worms.
501
00:17:25,694 --> 00:17:27,454
(cackling)
502
00:17:27,530 --> 00:17:28,660
How about you?
503
00:17:28,739 --> 00:17:29,749
You have a splinter?
504
00:17:29,824 --> 00:17:30,784
I think so.
505
00:17:30,859 --> 00:17:31,959
Oh, let me look at it.
506
00:17:32,034 --> 00:17:33,884
Oh, right here?
Right here?
507
00:17:33,953 --> 00:17:37,133
Oh, no, no, no,
it's okay. Look.
508
00:17:37,206 --> 00:17:39,666
Now, do you still have
a splinter?
509
00:17:39,750 --> 00:17:40,970
It's gone.
510
00:17:41,043 --> 00:17:41,933
(cackling)
511
00:17:42,002 --> 00:17:43,642
Because it's in my mouth.
512
00:17:43,712 --> 00:17:44,762
(cackling)
513
00:17:44,839 --> 00:17:46,209
(normal voice) See?
514
00:17:46,291 --> 00:17:48,941
You did good, baby girl,
and Uncle Bernie's proud of you.
515
00:17:49,018 --> 00:17:50,268
Thank you, Uncle Bernie.
516
00:17:50,344 --> 00:17:52,154
(applause)
You're welcome.
517
00:17:54,824 --> 00:17:56,824
Now, that's a real man.
518
00:17:56,892 --> 00:17:59,652
Uh, thank you, thank you.
519
00:17:59,728 --> 00:18:01,868
Ah, man, I take it back, man.
520
00:18:01,948 --> 00:18:04,208
I do envy you.
521
00:18:04,283 --> 00:18:06,583
And I apologize, okay?
522
00:18:06,652 --> 00:18:08,782
Come on, let's go out of here.
(Jordan whining)
523
00:18:08,854 --> 00:18:10,344
BERNIE: When I tell you
to do something, you still do what I tell you to do.
524
00:18:20,624 --> 00:18:21,724
Jordan's been coughing?
525
00:18:21,792 --> 00:18:23,062
He's doing better now.
526
00:18:23,136 --> 00:18:26,176
I, uh, heard you came
by the, uh, office
527
00:18:26,255 --> 00:18:29,005
this afternoon.
How'd it go?
528
00:18:29,091 --> 00:18:32,321
Duke and I, we talked.
We put aside our differences. We're okay.
529
00:18:34,138 --> 00:18:35,658
You want to talk about it?
530
00:18:37,850 --> 00:18:39,090
Wanda, I'm tired, you know?
531
00:18:39,168 --> 00:18:41,358
Plus I still got to deal
with the kids, you know?
532
00:18:41,437 --> 00:18:43,987
A thankless job,
but guess what:
533
00:18:43,998 --> 00:18:44,908
somebody got to do it.
534
00:18:44,982 --> 00:18:46,542
Oh.
535
00:18:49,653 --> 00:18:50,803
(sighs)
536
00:18:52,948 --> 00:18:54,048
BERNIE:
Jordan!
537
00:18:55,635 --> 00:18:57,555
Jordan, don't forget--
538
00:18:57,636 --> 00:18:59,666
tomorrow I want you
to rake that whole yard. You got me?
539
00:18:59,747 --> 00:19:01,007
This is so unfair!
540
00:19:01,090 --> 00:19:02,840
Why do I have
to be punished twice?
541
00:19:02,917 --> 00:19:04,137
Nessa already spanked me.
542
00:19:04,218 --> 00:19:05,838
What? Nessa whupped you?
543
00:19:05,920 --> 00:19:07,270
Yeah. You should punish her.
544
00:19:07,346 --> 00:19:08,466
Nessa!
545
00:19:08,547 --> 00:19:09,797
Nessa?
546
00:19:09,873 --> 00:19:11,223
Wait. Uncle Bernie,
you need my belt?
547
00:19:11,300 --> 00:19:12,230
Nessa!
548
00:19:13,761 --> 00:19:16,061
Hey, my sweet, sweet Nessa.
549
00:19:16,138 --> 00:19:17,688
Why didn't you tell me
you whupped Jordan?
550
00:19:17,765 --> 00:19:19,105
Well, he wouldn't listen.
551
00:19:19,183 --> 00:19:20,403
What'd you use,
a belt, switch?
552
00:19:20,476 --> 00:19:21,776
My hand.
553
00:19:21,786 --> 00:19:23,396
God Almigh...
554
00:19:23,479 --> 00:19:24,559
You poor thing.
555
00:19:24,639 --> 00:19:26,109
Look, what, you did
about four hours?
556
00:19:26,190 --> 00:19:27,640
You did four hours.
557
00:19:27,717 --> 00:19:29,737
I think that's double,
plus, you know...
558
00:19:29,818 --> 00:19:32,908
You take this.
You got a little bump in there.
559
00:19:32,988 --> 00:19:34,868
(muttering)
Ooh, Uncle Bernie, you should have been there.
560
00:19:34,949 --> 00:19:36,069
I whupped him hard.
561
00:19:36,150 --> 00:19:36,870
Did you break the skin?
562
00:19:36,951 --> 00:19:38,251
Yeah, I tried.
563
00:19:38,327 --> 00:19:40,257
You're good people.
564
00:19:44,458 --> 00:19:46,258
There's hope for the girl yet.
565
00:19:46,335 --> 00:19:48,755
I misjudged her, America.
566
00:19:48,837 --> 00:19:49,847
I've done wrong.
567
00:19:56,720 --> 00:19:59,610
Ah, you're getting ready
to take a bath, huh?
568
00:19:59,682 --> 00:20:01,772
Well, I'm going to go and get
the kids something to eat.
569
00:20:01,850 --> 00:20:03,010
Bernie...
570
00:20:03,085 --> 00:20:04,825
Wanda, I don't really feel
like arguing.
571
00:20:04,904 --> 00:20:05,834
I really don't.
572
00:20:05,905 --> 00:20:07,445
Neither do I.
573
00:20:07,523 --> 00:20:09,873
Honey, I know
I haven't been sensitive
574
00:20:09,942 --> 00:20:11,412
to how taxing the kids are,
575
00:20:11,485 --> 00:20:13,865
and you do everything
day in and day out,
576
00:20:13,946 --> 00:20:16,366
and I know that
it takes its toll.
577
00:20:16,448 --> 00:20:18,708
Hmm... thank you, baby,
578
00:20:18,784 --> 00:20:20,424
but go on back to
your mean bath, okay?
579
00:20:20,494 --> 00:20:23,554
Actually, baby,
this mean bath is for you.
580
00:20:23,622 --> 00:20:24,922
I got to get the kids
something to eat, honey.
581
00:20:24,999 --> 00:20:27,419
Ah! I got the kids.
(chuckles)
582
00:20:27,501 --> 00:20:30,141
You have
some Bernie Mac time.
583
00:20:37,761 --> 00:20:41,311
BERNIE: America,
we'll talk another time.
584
00:20:41,390 --> 00:20:46,030
♪ For the good time ♪
585
00:20:46,103 --> 00:20:47,373
♪ Oh yeah ♪
586
00:20:49,606 --> 00:20:53,376
♪ For the good time ♪
587
00:20:58,407 --> 00:20:59,867
you know, you're responsible
for their spiritual growth.
588
00:20:59,950 --> 00:21:01,920
-Do you feel me?
Are you getting this? -Mm-hmm.
589
00:21:01,994 --> 00:21:03,004
All right, well, anyway,
590
00:21:03,078 --> 00:21:04,338
so me and Debbie,
we go way back,
591
00:21:04,413 --> 00:21:05,393
so she said,
"Would you be a godmother?
592
00:21:05,464 --> 00:21:07,674
I was, like, "Are you
kidding?" I was...
593
00:21:07,750 --> 00:21:09,170
Shut up!
594
00:21:09,251 --> 00:21:11,601
(crew laughing)
595
00:21:15,090 --> 00:21:17,680
(laughing)
That's terrible!
596
00:21:17,694 --> 00:21:19,354
(laughter continues)
597
00:21:19,428 --> 00:21:20,808
Let's get this party started.
598
00:21:20,888 --> 00:21:22,188
Please.
599
00:21:22,264 --> 00:21:23,154
Let's do it.
Oh, wow!
600
00:21:23,223 --> 00:21:24,153
(loud clattering)
601
00:21:24,224 --> 00:21:26,694
Boy...
You got...
602
00:21:26,769 --> 00:21:28,699
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