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( insects chirping)
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( kids arguing)
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( Jordan crying)
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( Bryana screams)
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( kids yelling)
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JORDAN:
Oh, no!
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Ow! It was
an accident!
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Animals!
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BRYANA:
We're sorry.
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( insects chirping)
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( laughing)
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( gasps ): Glitter.
I want some.
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Hey. Hey, these are
for my school project.
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Touch these and die.
Got it?
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( singsong ):
You got in trouble.
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You got in trouble.
Ha, ha, ha.
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What?
( scream)
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No, nothing.
Nothing.
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( chuckles nervous)
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Noth... ow.
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Uh, Uncle Bernie
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you want to see
my school project, too?
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Not right now,
Jordan.
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( sighs)
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Aunt Wanda,
we forgot the mice.
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Maybe your Uncle Bernie
will take you.
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Mice for what?
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Whoa!
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A snake!
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The boy brought a snake
into my house.
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Come on, America.
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Now you know I don't care
about no snake.
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The only reason I jumped
so quick
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was 'cause the boy, he ripped
the cover off so-so fast
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it caught me off guard.
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You know, it baffled me.
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I was startled.
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A little stunned.
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'Cause you know, America,
me and you tight.
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You know damn well
I ain't scared of no snake.
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(snake hissing)
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(birds chirping)
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BERNIE:
Boy, what you doing with that in here?
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WANDA:
What's wrong, Uncle Bernie?
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Are you afraid?
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I'm not afraid
of nothing.
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Especially no
doggone snake.
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That snake better
be scared of me.
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Jordan get
that out of here.
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But I can't. It's homework.
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I said I'd take care of it
for a whole week.
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And you're always saying
"Mean what you say and say what you mean."
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You said it.
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You did say it, Bernie.
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Mm-hmm.
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I said that, huh?
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That's homework,
Jordan?
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Yeah.
I totally lucked out.
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Byron had to watch an egg.
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Mmm, looks harmless.
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(snake hisses)
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All right, I got
some conditions.
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You can keep this snake.
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Yes!
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"Yeah," nothin'.
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You got rule number one:
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Keep it inside the cage, Jordan.
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Oh, but that's the fun part.
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Rule number two:
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Don't let it out the cage.
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And rule
number three:
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It better not come out
that cage.
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Okay.
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I got a snake!
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Keep it in the cage, Jordan!
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Hey, what's that?
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It's Kaa, my snake.
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Isn't it great?
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I wish I was a snake.
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Eww, yuck.
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Hey, can I hold him?
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Nah. Get your own.
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He's all mine.
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Oh, Kaa...
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I want a pet!
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What?
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How come Jordan gets a pet
and I don't?
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Jordan ain't got no pet.
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What you talkin' about?
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Then what's that?
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Whoa!
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Jordan, what I tell
you about that?
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Didn't I tell
you to keep it in the cage?
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Now you tell baby girl
it's your homework
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and get it back in its cage.
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He's right.
It's my homework.
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( singsong ):
I got a pet.
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I got a pet.
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See, it's his pet.
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I got something special
for you
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baby girl, okay?
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Now, Jordan, get it back
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in its cage.
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Uh-uh...
Go. You hear what I said?
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You think I'm playing
with you? Okay.
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BERNIE:
Here you go, baby girl.
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Just for you.
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I want a cookie, too.
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You have a pet.
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It's not a pet.
It's homework.
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You said so yourself.
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Baby girl, give your brother
half the cookie.
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But it's my cookie.
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I'll give you a whole other
cookie tomorrow.
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Right now, I want you
to share the cookie
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with your brother, okay?
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Now, here.
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Mmm, chocolate.
My favorite.
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I want chocolate.
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Jordan
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give your sister chocolate,
you take vanilla.
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-But...
-Give it to her.
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Okay!
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Eww!
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Why you do that?
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You did it
on purpose.
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You stankin' skunk.
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Okay, okay, that didn't
work out, all right?
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I know what you're
thinking, America.
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I should've broke the cookie
the other way, right?
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Her side's bigger!
His side's bigger!
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See what I mean?
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You see what I mean.
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I can't win.
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Ain't gonna win.
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No matter what I do.
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I give 'em this, give 'em that--
ain't gonna win.
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"His bigger than mine."
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"What type...?"
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Oh, you got me
pet mice.
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Sweetheart, sweetheart,
they're not pets.
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See, in-in nature,
we have something
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that we call a food chain.
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And see, mice are for, uh...
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Snake food.
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(laughing evilly)
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No, don't hurt him.
He's mine.
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Ow!
Quit teasing.
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And baby girl, calm down.
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Listen, those are Jordan's mice.
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But now he has two pets.
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No, he does not.
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No one has any pets.
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Uh, Bernie, she wants
something special, too.
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Oh, yeah, yeah.
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Uh, Jordan, let your sister play
with the mouse
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just for a little while.
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Whatever.
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That was nice, baby.
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I'm going to
name you Boo Boo.
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Look, Uncle Bernie,
he made some raisins.
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That ain't no raisins.
That's doo-doo...
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( snickering)
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Honey,
don't eat them.
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Thanks,
Uncle Bernie.
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You're welcome.
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Boo Boo's going
to love it.
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Boo Boo!
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Where are you?
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Where's baby girl's mouse?
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Where do you think?
( snickering)
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Why did you do that?
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It was snake food.
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It wasn't no snake food.
That was her pet.
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That's why she gave it
a name.
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She should've named it "Next."
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( yelling)
Hey, hey, come on, come on.
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Uh-huh, uh-huh.
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Baby girl, stop, stop.
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Stop, stop, stop.
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Now you know what?
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Just for that,
that snake going back Monday.
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What? You can't do that...!
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Too bad!
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This is all your fault!
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Hey, hey...
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Wait, wait, wait.
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What's going on? Hey.
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Wait, uh-uh, no, no.
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Baby girl, stop, stop.
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Doggone it, humbuggin'.
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We got the...
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You don't hit. You don't hit.
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Come... come on, now,baby girl...
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Boy, stop it.
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What's wrong with you?
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Stop!(kids arguing)
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Wanda! Wanda!
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America, tell me something.
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Why are these kids
acting so bad?
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I mean, they're bad kids,
and everybody knows that.
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But I've never seen
them this bad.
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I mean, they're at each other's
throat day and night.
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I don't know what's going on.
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I'll tell you
what it is.
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It's classic
interspecies rivalry, Bernie.
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If you got a wild
animal, bring him to an expert.
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This is my main man,
Jules Sylvester--
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Hollywood animal expert.
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Jules used to
work on Born Free.
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The problem as I see it, Bernie,
home is an ecosystem.
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It's a delicate life balance.
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And each creature depends
on the other for its survival.
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And you've upset the balance
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by introducing
a new species.
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Well, I mean,
Jules, what am I supposed to do?
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Well, here's
a radical idea.
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You tag the boy's ear
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and you let him loose
in the bush somewhere, like, uh, Tarzana
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and then see if he makes
it back. And then...
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JORDAN:
What did you do with my snake?!
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He's missing
and he's gone!
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He's gone!
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I like how you think.
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Hold that thought.
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I will.
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America,
I'll be right back.
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Hey, hey, hey, hey.
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Hey, what you doing to
your sister? Stop it.
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What'd you do
with him?!
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Let your sister go, boy.
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Kaa's missing
and she took him!
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No, I didn't.
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Then where is he now?
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Baby girl?
Where's the snake?
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Now, hold on, Bernie.
What kind of snake was it?
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Well, you know, Jules,
it-it was dark and it was green.
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I think it was about
from-from you all the way down there.
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(laughs): Bernie, from what
you described it sounds like a little rat snake.
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It's completely harmless.
Yeah?
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On the other hand
this guy will bite your face right off.
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(crocodile growling)
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Mama?
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Did you take his snake?
Where's his snake, baby girl?
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I don't know!
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My ballerina!
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Boy, what the heck
is wrong with you?
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There's my snake!
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Where?
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(snickering)
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You know what?
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Just for that you're
confined to this room, you hear me?
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But I have to find my snake!
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You should've thought about that
when you broke her ballerina.
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But she started it!
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Shut up, Jordan.
Enough is enough.
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I'm sick of this "he said."
All right? Let's go.
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(no audio)
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(whispering):
I'm going to kill you.
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Uncle Bernie!
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Don't make no doggone sense.
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Why a school gonna send this boy
home with a live snake?
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Might as well give him
a loaded pistol.
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Don't know what's wrong with
these doggone schools today.
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It don't make no sense.
266
00:09:17,382 --> 00:09:20,772
(Wanda and Vanessa laughing)
267
00:09:22,312 --> 00:09:24,932
(mimicking laughter)
268
00:09:25,006 --> 00:09:26,506
What y'all laughing at?
269
00:09:26,583 --> 00:09:28,543
Y'all know there's an anaconda
running around here?
270
00:09:28,618 --> 00:09:32,098
Baby, please don't tell me
you're afraid of a little snake. (mimics snickering)
271
00:09:32,180 --> 00:09:34,770
We'll see how funny it is
when I got to cut both you out his belly.
272
00:09:34,849 --> 00:09:37,579
That's right... out his belly!
273
00:09:40,104 --> 00:09:42,464
Out his belly!
274
00:09:46,861 --> 00:09:52,961
Anyway, he looks so powerful
in those boots. (laughing)
275
00:09:53,034 --> 00:09:54,544
(hissing)
276
00:09:54,619 --> 00:09:59,709
BRYANA: Jordan...
(hissing)
277
00:09:59,725 --> 00:10:00,715
Jordan.
278
00:10:00,726 --> 00:10:01,586
(scream)
279
00:10:01,668 --> 00:10:02,968
Hey! Let me in!
280
00:10:02,978 --> 00:10:05,218
(screaming)
(turns on loud rap music)
281
00:10:05,296 --> 00:10:06,216
Let me in!
282
00:10:06,231 --> 00:10:08,011
Somebody, please!
283
00:10:08,025 --> 00:10:09,805
Help me! Please!
284
00:10:09,884 --> 00:10:12,194
♪♪
285
00:10:12,261 --> 00:10:14,441
America, a half an hour
286
00:10:14,514 --> 00:10:16,364
he had baby girl
trapped in that window.
287
00:10:16,432 --> 00:10:17,982
I mean, atrophy
was settin' all in
288
00:10:18,059 --> 00:10:20,619
and the boy was just
standing there grinning.
289
00:10:20,695 --> 00:10:22,375
( mimicking laughter)
290
00:10:22,455 --> 00:10:25,025
I'm telling you,
we got Wild Kingdomall up in here.
291
00:10:25,108 --> 00:10:27,078
I got two hyenas
going at each other
292
00:10:27,151 --> 00:10:29,831
and I got a serpent
running around here loose.
293
00:10:29,904 --> 00:10:31,004
That reminds me.
294
00:10:31,081 --> 00:10:33,671
I've got just the thing
for that wee-beastie.
295
00:10:33,741 --> 00:10:35,071
Hey... ( whistles)
get over here.
296
00:10:35,143 --> 00:10:37,843
Good boy. This is
an African Caped Vulture.
297
00:10:37,912 --> 00:10:39,342
Right here.
( snarling honk)
298
00:10:39,414 --> 00:10:40,844
Very rare, very vicious.
299
00:10:40,915 --> 00:10:42,875
It's a snake's
natural enemy. Is it?
300
00:10:42,959 --> 00:10:45,889
Its claws are sharp.
See those claws? Yeah.
301
00:10:45,962 --> 00:10:47,392
Sharp as knives.
302
00:10:47,463 --> 00:10:49,683
This is a snake-eating
machine, Bernie.
303
00:10:49,757 --> 00:10:50,937
Yeah, I see it.
304
00:10:52,260 --> 00:10:53,520
I see it.
305
00:10:53,528 --> 00:10:55,188
( laughing)
( honking)
306
00:10:55,263 --> 00:10:56,983
Put your fingers in there.
307
00:10:57,056 --> 00:11:00,186
He thinks they look
just like snakes. Do it.
308
00:11:00,268 --> 00:11:01,528
( honking)
Yeah. Okay.
309
00:11:01,536 --> 00:11:02,896
-Oh. Oh!
-Okay.
310
00:11:02,979 --> 00:11:04,069
( honking)
311
00:11:04,147 --> 00:11:05,237
You can go now.
312
00:11:05,314 --> 00:11:06,744
Best to.
313
00:11:06,816 --> 00:11:09,906
Go on. Shoo.
( honking)
314
00:11:09,986 --> 00:11:13,406
See? All you have to say
is "shoo," Bernie, that's it.
315
00:11:13,489 --> 00:11:14,629
Okay.
316
00:11:21,205 --> 00:11:22,715
Oh.
317
00:11:26,103 --> 00:11:27,733
I'll bust your...!
318
00:11:29,564 --> 00:11:31,364
Could I sleep in here tonight?
319
00:11:31,433 --> 00:11:33,563
But you have your own bed,
honey.
320
00:11:33,568 --> 00:11:35,568
Jordan said he's going
to kill me.
321
00:11:35,645 --> 00:11:38,055
Nobody's going
to kill anybody.
322
00:11:38,073 --> 00:11:39,953
I'm scared.
323
00:11:42,185 --> 00:11:43,575
Come on.
324
00:11:55,281 --> 00:11:57,211
BERNIE:
Come on, baby girl.
325
00:11:57,217 --> 00:11:59,247
Don't you worry
about nothing.
326
00:11:59,327 --> 00:12:01,457
If Jordan try
anything, I swear...
327
00:12:01,537 --> 00:12:03,217
He don't want nothing
to happen to you.
328
00:12:03,298 --> 00:12:04,308
Ooh!
329
00:12:11,589 --> 00:12:13,649
( chokes)
330
00:12:15,635 --> 00:12:18,345
( weakly ):
That was a low blow.
331
00:12:18,429 --> 00:12:20,559
Low and inside, America.
332
00:12:20,640 --> 00:12:23,160
Cut the camera off
so I can adjust.
333
00:12:24,268 --> 00:12:28,398
( rustling)
334
00:12:28,481 --> 00:12:30,701
( sighing with relief)
335
00:12:30,775 --> 00:12:33,375
BERNIE:
Jordan!
336
00:12:33,453 --> 00:12:36,383
Boy, you know
you ain't asleep.
337
00:12:36,456 --> 00:12:38,286
Get up!
338
00:12:38,366 --> 00:12:39,956
Yeah...
339
00:12:40,034 --> 00:12:41,134
Get up.
340
00:12:41,136 --> 00:12:42,536
Get your butt up.
341
00:12:42,620 --> 00:12:44,130
You know better.
342
00:12:44,205 --> 00:12:46,805
( Wanda screaming)
343
00:12:47,642 --> 00:12:50,232
In there!
344
00:12:53,047 --> 00:12:56,187
(♪♪ snake charming music ♪♪)
345
00:13:13,493 --> 00:13:14,753
Aah!
346
00:13:23,119 --> 00:13:25,179
Eeh!
347
00:13:32,303 --> 00:13:33,433
Okay.
348
00:13:33,438 --> 00:13:34,548
It's dead.
349
00:13:34,630 --> 00:13:36,510
She killed it!
350
00:13:36,591 --> 00:13:37,981
Shouldn't say that, Jordan.
351
00:13:44,816 --> 00:13:47,356
It was an accident.
352
00:13:47,435 --> 00:13:49,045
( panting)
353
00:13:49,128 --> 00:13:52,828
BRYANA: I was madebecause Jordan brokemy ballerina.
354
00:14:05,745 --> 00:14:08,705
So I threw her headat the snake
355
00:14:08,723 --> 00:14:11,383
but the stupid snake ate it.
356
00:14:11,459 --> 00:14:16,639
Then I got scaredso I threw it down the toilet.
357
00:14:16,648 --> 00:14:19,138
( crying ):
My snake.
358
00:14:19,216 --> 00:14:20,556
He ate Boo Boo!
359
00:14:20,635 --> 00:14:21,555
( growls)
360
00:14:21,636 --> 00:14:23,896
You're so dead!
361
00:14:23,971 --> 00:14:24,901
It was an accident.
362
00:14:24,972 --> 00:14:26,492
( all yelling at once)
363
00:14:26,566 --> 00:14:27,736
Come on.
Y'all know better than this.
364
00:14:27,817 --> 00:14:28,857
You know better
than that.
365
00:14:28,935 --> 00:14:31,815
( yelling continues)
366
00:14:31,896 --> 00:14:34,336
BERNIE:
Now look here.Now, come on, now.
367
00:14:38,027 --> 00:14:40,997
America, I tried
to open my mind
368
00:14:41,080 --> 00:14:43,120
to that ecosystem stuff.
369
00:14:43,199 --> 00:14:45,289
But this ain't no ecosystem.
370
00:14:45,368 --> 00:14:47,588
This here is Mac system.
371
00:14:47,670 --> 00:14:49,070
And this is my house.
372
00:14:49,014 --> 00:14:52,014
And I have ways of dealing
with them kids.
373
00:14:52,083 --> 00:14:54,093
Okay, let them act like animals.
374
00:14:54,168 --> 00:14:56,258
They want to act like alligators
375
00:14:56,337 --> 00:14:58,257
I'll whoop their alligator ass.
376
00:14:58,273 --> 00:15:00,263
If they want to act like hyenas
377
00:15:00,341 --> 00:15:02,481
I'll whoop their hyena ass.
378
00:15:02,485 --> 00:15:04,935
And if they want
to act like bears
379
00:15:05,012 --> 00:15:08,782
America...
I'll whoop their bare ass.
380
00:15:15,815 --> 00:15:17,825
( ringing)
381
00:15:34,208 --> 00:15:37,808
( coughing)
382
00:15:44,468 --> 00:15:46,188
Yeah, y'all haven't seen this.
383
00:15:46,196 --> 00:15:47,806
No, you haven't.
384
00:15:47,888 --> 00:15:49,808
'Cause I only bring this out
when I'm not playing.
385
00:15:49,890 --> 00:15:51,980
And right now,
I'm not playing.
386
00:15:52,059 --> 00:15:55,069
This nonsense end right now.
387
00:15:55,146 --> 00:15:56,396
Baby girl
388
00:15:56,480 --> 00:15:58,490
what you did was wrong,
and you know better.
389
00:15:58,500 --> 00:15:59,250
That's why
390
00:15:59,325 --> 00:16:00,775
you got to be punished.
391
00:16:00,860 --> 00:16:03,120
That means no television
for you for a month.
392
00:16:03,195 --> 00:16:04,535
( snickers)
393
00:16:04,613 --> 00:16:06,163
( imitates snicker)Nothing.
394
00:16:06,240 --> 00:16:07,370
What you laughing at?
395
00:16:07,450 --> 00:16:08,790
The same go for you.
396
00:16:08,868 --> 00:16:10,078
You sitting
around here
397
00:16:10,161 --> 00:16:11,461
setting booby traps
all around the house.
398
00:16:11,537 --> 00:16:13,457
You could have took
your sister's head off.
399
00:16:13,539 --> 00:16:15,589
Let me tell
both of y'all
400
00:16:15,666 --> 00:16:16,876
something right now.
401
00:16:16,893 --> 00:16:18,303
It stops right now.
402
00:16:18,377 --> 00:16:21,007
If I got to come back
in here, Jordan--
403
00:16:21,088 --> 00:16:23,008
and you, too, baby girl--
404
00:16:23,024 --> 00:16:24,944
prepare to feel the pain.
405
00:16:27,278 --> 00:16:29,648
I mean, the pain.
406
00:16:38,481 --> 00:16:40,371
I think he meant it.
407
00:16:40,450 --> 00:16:42,280
He was pretty scary.
408
00:16:42,359 --> 00:16:44,459
(gong ringing)
409
00:16:46,614 --> 00:16:48,544
I think that done the trick.
410
00:16:48,616 --> 00:16:50,876
Well done, belt.
411
00:16:50,885 --> 00:16:52,875
Well done.
412
00:16:52,953 --> 00:16:55,423
(sighs)
413
00:16:55,498 --> 00:16:57,718
(whispers):
Well done.
414
00:17:00,461 --> 00:17:03,721
Look, America, it's not me
that wants to hit them kids.
415
00:17:03,798 --> 00:17:05,058
It's the belt.
416
00:17:05,132 --> 00:17:06,942
It's been locked up
for 30 years.
417
00:17:07,018 --> 00:17:08,728
That belt is hungry, America.
418
00:17:08,803 --> 00:17:10,103
Hungry.
419
00:17:10,179 --> 00:17:11,359
(Jordan grunting)
420
00:17:11,439 --> 00:17:12,859
BRYANA:
Hey, let me in.
421
00:17:12,932 --> 00:17:13,992
(screaming)
422
00:17:14,067 --> 00:17:15,987
Let me in!
423
00:17:16,069 --> 00:17:18,069
And you know
what it's hungry for.
424
00:17:18,145 --> 00:17:19,895
I don't believe this.
425
00:17:19,980 --> 00:17:21,790
I don't
believe this.
426
00:17:29,248 --> 00:17:30,408
JORDAN:
Help..
427
00:17:30,491 --> 00:17:32,081
Stop, stop, stop, stop.
428
00:17:32,159 --> 00:17:33,249
Stupid.
No.
429
00:17:33,327 --> 00:17:34,417
You want a cookie?
430
00:17:34,495 --> 00:17:35,875
You want a cookie?
I got a cookie.
431
00:17:35,955 --> 00:17:37,085
Okay, no more Mr. Nice Guy.
432
00:17:37,098 --> 00:17:38,508
I'm going to give you one...
433
00:17:41,186 --> 00:17:43,726
(muttering)
434
00:17:47,174 --> 00:17:48,394
What the hell is going on
in here?
435
00:17:48,467 --> 00:17:49,807
BOTH:
Nothing.
436
00:17:49,885 --> 00:17:51,015
Y'all are here fighting?
437
00:17:51,095 --> 00:17:52,055
BOTH:
No.
438
00:17:52,138 --> 00:17:53,818
Y'all are here fighting?
439
00:17:53,898 --> 00:17:54,818
Y'all see anybody scuffle?
440
00:17:55,933 --> 00:17:57,073
What's this?
441
00:17:57,143 --> 00:17:58,363
Huh?
442
00:17:58,435 --> 00:17:59,695
I guess this ain't nothing, huh?
443
00:17:59,779 --> 00:18:00,949
Uh-uh.
444
00:18:01,021 --> 00:18:02,281
(quiet groan)
Oh.
445
00:18:02,356 --> 00:18:04,326
All right, I'll tell you what.
446
00:18:04,408 --> 00:18:06,618
Just say,
I'll believe you this time
447
00:18:06,694 --> 00:18:07,954
but if I got
to come back in here
448
00:18:08,028 --> 00:18:09,378
there's going
to be a discrepancy.
449
00:18:09,455 --> 00:18:10,575
Can you dig it?
450
00:18:10,656 --> 00:18:12,156
(squeak)
451
00:18:12,241 --> 00:18:13,501
(door slamming)
452
00:18:13,576 --> 00:18:15,496
(high-pitched):
Ow.
453
00:18:15,578 --> 00:18:17,668
Ow! Ow. Ow, no.
454
00:18:17,746 --> 00:18:18,836
Abuse.
455
00:18:18,914 --> 00:18:20,384
Ow.
456
00:18:20,391 --> 00:18:21,511
Well, my man, Jules
457
00:18:21,584 --> 00:18:23,594
look like everything
back to normal.
458
00:18:23,669 --> 00:18:25,889
I wouldn't be too sure
of that, Bernie.
459
00:18:25,963 --> 00:18:27,473
What you talking
about, man?
460
00:18:27,548 --> 00:18:28,968
I had Big Mama's belt.
461
00:18:29,049 --> 00:18:30,519
I laid down
the law, man.
462
00:18:30,593 --> 00:18:32,483
Sibling rivalry
is extinct.
463
00:18:32,553 --> 00:18:33,943
It went away
with the dodo
464
00:18:34,013 --> 00:18:36,113
the saber-tooth tiger,
the woolly mammoth.
465
00:18:36,182 --> 00:18:37,812
I think it's more likely
they've adapted.
466
00:18:37,884 --> 00:18:40,284
You see, a species will conform
to their environment.
467
00:18:40,352 --> 00:18:41,672
Hmm.
It's evolution.
468
00:18:41,745 --> 00:18:43,485
Those creatures who can fight
without detecting it
469
00:18:43,564 --> 00:18:44,874
will survive to adulthood.
470
00:18:44,949 --> 00:18:46,569
Okay.
471
00:18:46,084 --> 00:18:47,994
Unless they're killed
by the super predator.
472
00:18:48,068 --> 00:18:49,698
That's me.
No.
473
00:18:49,778 --> 00:18:52,708
There is another.
474
00:18:52,715 --> 00:18:54,165
Okay.
475
00:18:54,175 --> 00:18:56,505
Here you go, baby girl.
476
00:19:04,543 --> 00:19:06,763
Come on, baby girl, eat.
477
00:19:06,771 --> 00:19:09,021
Eat.
478
00:19:11,467 --> 00:19:13,177
Good girl.
479
00:19:13,260 --> 00:19:15,520
Chew it.
480
00:19:15,596 --> 00:19:17,276
Roll that around your mouth.
481
00:19:17,356 --> 00:19:19,616
(snickers)
482
00:19:22,436 --> 00:19:25,036
(wheezing)
483
00:19:26,982 --> 00:19:30,712
(loud wheeze)
484
00:19:30,786 --> 00:19:32,876
(groans)
485
00:19:37,326 --> 00:19:38,376
(roars)
486
00:19:41,455 --> 00:19:43,375
BOTH:
You did it!
487
00:19:43,457 --> 00:19:44,717
(growling)
488
00:19:44,792 --> 00:19:46,972
Uh-oh. Something's happening.
489
00:19:46,978 --> 00:19:49,398
(growling)
490
00:19:52,442 --> 00:19:54,352
JORDAN:
Oh, no!
491
00:19:54,426 --> 00:19:56,346
Jules,
what's going on?
492
00:19:56,428 --> 00:19:58,438
They've awakened
the super predator.
493
00:19:58,514 --> 00:20:00,324
Who?
Shh!
494
00:20:00,399 --> 00:20:02,909
(menacing theme plays)
495
00:20:04,770 --> 00:20:06,910
(sounds of
wild boars squealing)
496
00:20:10,484 --> 00:20:13,634
(fierce lion growling)
497
00:20:17,908 --> 00:20:19,078
She's a beauty.
498
00:20:19,159 --> 00:20:21,089
And vicious.
499
00:20:22,371 --> 00:20:24,721
♪♪
500
00:20:36,468 --> 00:20:38,898
♪♪
501
00:20:47,354 --> 00:20:48,824
Well, America
502
00:20:48,897 --> 00:20:51,317
nature's balance has been
restored.
503
00:20:51,400 --> 00:20:53,660
Shh!
504
00:20:53,736 --> 00:20:55,946
The super predator is asleep.
505
00:20:56,030 --> 00:21:00,420
She just fed, but soon,
she'll need to feed again
506
00:21:00,492 --> 00:21:02,462
so be careful, America.
507
00:21:02,536 --> 00:21:04,886
It's a jungle out there.
508
00:21:11,712 --> 00:21:13,182
Don't put your fingers
anywhere near him.
509
00:21:13,255 --> 00:21:15,005
He thinks they look like snakes.
510
00:21:15,090 --> 00:21:15,990
That's right,
good boy.
511
00:21:15,900 --> 00:21:17,890
Don't you even think
about it.
512
00:21:17,902 --> 00:21:23,482
You go home now...
Go ahead home...
513
00:21:23,491 --> 00:21:26,191
He likes you.
Yeah, that's all right.
514
00:21:26,202 --> 00:21:28,862
America, I may
be a lot of things
515
00:21:28,937 --> 00:21:32,737
but dumb ain't
one of them.
516
00:21:32,750 --> 00:21:34,740
Next time my
mother-in-law flies in here...
517
00:21:34,752 --> 00:21:36,582
I mean, next time
he fly up in here...
518
00:21:36,653 --> 00:21:39,413
That's all, y'all.
519
00:21:39,424 --> 00:21:41,174
That's-that's...
cut!
520
00:21:42,093 --> 00:21:44,143
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