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Hey, you see this?
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I won this
back in high school.
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That's right.
It was for football.
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America,
Bernie Mac was a fullback.
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I mean, All-State.
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I was BMOC--
Big Mac on Campus.
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Man, I remember
how proud Big Mama was
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when I brought this home.
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She made a big fuss.
I never will forget.
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See, that's why I created
the Mac Hall of Fame.
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A place where the ungrateful,
lazy, unmotivated kids
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can show some of their
greatest achievements.
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Give them some pride
like Big Mama gave me.
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Take a look.
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I was rough, boy. Pow.
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Pow.
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Look at that.
Citizenship Award.
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That look real nice.
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Ain't that something, baby?
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Sure is.
Congratulations, baby.
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We're so proud of you.
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I'm proud of me, too.
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Way to go, sis.
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No big deal.
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It's just a piece of paper.
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It's not like she
really won anything.
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You know, you got a real
big mouth on you, son.
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Do I see your name
up here on anything?
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No.
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I didn't think so.
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Baby girl, congratulations.
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You have now been
officially inducted
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into the Mac Hall of Fame.
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Yay.
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Jordan, what are you
doing in here?
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What's that jar there for?
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I put it there.
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Now there's something of mine
in the Mac Hall of Fame, too.
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Look like a hairy caterpillar.
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That's a
Manduca sexta.
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It's rare.
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Boy, you got to stop
being so weird.
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You don't want
to be known
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as the crazy bug boy.
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The strange kid in
the playground who eats bugs.
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-I don't eat them.
-It's just a matter of time.
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Look, Jordan,
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son, the Mac Hall of Fame
is a shrine for achievement.
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It's for the best,
the strongest,
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the fastest, the most.
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Do you understand
that, Jordan?
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Okay.
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Bugs.
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The Mac Hall of Fame
is for achievement.
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If bugs are an achievement,
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then the kitchen in the projects
was crawling with achievements.
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Tell me what to put
in the hall of fame--bugs?
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Why do I bother?
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I'm raising the bug boy.
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America, I've depressed myself.
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Here, Uncle Bernie,
my report card, look.
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It says the most improved
in gym.
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Is that right?
Let me see.
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Jordan, two Ds and a C?
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That's awful.
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Yeah, but it's still the most.
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It also says
the most disruptive.
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That's still the most.
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That's not what I meant.
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Yeah, but that's what you said.
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You shouldn't have said it
if you don't mean it.
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You're not being the most clear.
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Who you talking to?
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Congratulations, Jordan.
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Now you're going to get
the most punishment.
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You stay in there and
be the most quiet.
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I have a trophy.
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How'd you get it?
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I was on
the football team.
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I thought you guys
stunk last year.
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We did.
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But you get a trophy just
for being on the team.
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You do?
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Weren't you afraid
of getting hurt?
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I hardly ever played.
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Oh.
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JORDAN:
Guess what, Uncle Bernie?
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Son, what I tell you
about the rules, Jordan?
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I'm not supposed to talk to you
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unless the house is on fire
or I'm bringing you a beer.
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(sniffs)
I don't smell no smoke and I don't see no foam.
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(sighs)
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Okay.
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I just want you to
sign this permission slip for football.
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Football?
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Jordan, I didn't even know
you liked football.
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I love it.
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I would've played last year,
but my asthma flared up,
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and the year before
that, I had hives.
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And the year before that,
they thought I had polio,
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but this year I feel great.
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-Your heart all right?
-Mm-hmm.
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-You feel great,
huh, son? -Yeah.
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Football.
Ain't that something?
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All right.
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How about me and you
going outside
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and have a little catch?
Here.
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What about your stories?
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Man, I'm not thinking
about no doggone...
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This is more important.
Come on, Jordan.
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'Cause I was getting
a little worried about you
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eating those bugs, man.
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I don't eat 'em.
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But every time I turn around,
you had one in your mouth.
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I didn't!
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-You were bugging me.
-No, I...!
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BERNIE:
You know what, Jordan?
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There are two firsts that
comes in every man's life
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that will stay with them
till the day they die.
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One you're too young
to hear right now.
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Number two is having your
official football uniform.
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Look at this.
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Your practice jersey.
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Game jersey.
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Shoulder pads.
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And your helmet.
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I'm going to win a trophy.
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That's the attitude,
Jordan.
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Now hold on.
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Now that's the most
important thing
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you'll receive in your
young life right now.
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That's your official cup.
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You drink out of it?
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No, don't put that
on your mouth, son. No.
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You wear that to protect
your pebbles.
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Your pebbles?
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Your mule.
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Oh...
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Your secret weapon.
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I got to keep
my stuff safe.
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That's right,
that's right, family jewels.
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Boy, you a Mac.
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-You know what?
-Hmm?
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Last year, I wouldn't
have needed it.
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Let's move on.
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Uncle Bernie says
hurry up.
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I'll be right there.
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I just have to get
this stain out.
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But won't it get dirty
when you play?
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I'm not going to play.
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I'm just going to be on the team
and sit on the bench.
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But don't you want
to win a trophy?
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Everyone on the team
gets a trophy.
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And they're bigger
than certificates.
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Hey, yo.
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Come on, man. You don't want
to be late for the first game.
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Come on. Don't worry about that.
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Come on, baby girl.
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Man, look here.
You're going to do great, man.
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Down! Set, hut!
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Dag, that boy good.
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-Best on the team.
-Look.
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Ooh, he's sweet.
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Yes!
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-That's sweet.
-Yeah, baby! Yeah, baby!
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Okay, okay, okay.
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All right, okay.
Mr. Mac, please.
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-Okay.
-Okay, defense.
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Nagle, Shores, Benedict,
Richter, uh...
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Who hasn't played yet?
Jordan.
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Byron hasn't
gone in yet.
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All right, Byron,
get in there.
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Jordan, he hasn't
gone in either.
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-All right, Jordan,
get in there. -Yeah!
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Three and out, baby.
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Three and out!
Three and out, baby!
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You a Mac.
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Set, hut.
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Okay, Jordan,
Byron, Richter, out.
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Jordan, Jordan,
listen, listen.
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Don't worry about it.
It's a long season.
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You'll find your game.
You a Mac.
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The boy's bad.
I mean, unskilled.
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Not even raw talent.
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I did tell you
he's my sister's kid, right?
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Yeah, y'all know the story.
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You know, she's on crack.
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Just take a little time.
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He might be a late bloomer.
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Rome wasn't built overnight.
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Might... be a computer whiz.
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You never know.
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He could be president.
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He might get a sex change
or something, you know.
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I'll still be there
to support him.
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I did tell you
he's my sister's kid, right?
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First Negro president.
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You go, boy.
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Ready, break!
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Down.
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Set, hut!
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Go, go, go, go!
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(applause)
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Yes, sir!
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Your son is great.
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Thank you, baby,
thank you.
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Your son?
That's my son.
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That's what I mean.
I didn't mean no harm.
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I mean, I tell you
one thing. Your son is fearless.
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He takes after
his old man.
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-You play a little football?
-Just a little.
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Well, I know one thing.
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That boy probably going
to bring us a championship.
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Get a trophy for sure.
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Well, all the kids
get trophies
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just for being
on the team.
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-They all get trophies?
-Uh-huh.
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What kind of mess is that?
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Brother, I got my own
Mac Hall of Fame.
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The only trophy going to be
on that is one you earn.
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You have your own
hall of fame?
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That's right.
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Obviously, you didn't play
enough football to understand.
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Well, actually, I have played
a fair amount of organized ball.
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What, Pop Warner?
Junior high?
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(chuckles)
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No, try Super Bowl MV.
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You? Damn.
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Brother, that's sweet.
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It is sweet,
isn't it?
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Coach, can I
go back in?
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(sighs)
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All right, go in for Park.
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Come on, baby.
Come on, baby.
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BERNIE'S VOICE:
Fearless.
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Fearless.
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Championship.
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Down. Set, hut!
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Fearless.
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Fearless.
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(crowd groans)
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COACH:
Jordan, you okay?
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Jordan?
Jordan, you okay?
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Jordan.
Jordan, wake up.
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You okay?
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Jordan. Jordan.
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Boy, that was one hell
of a hit there, son.
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That was sweet.
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You a Mac.
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Come on. Come on.
Come on, son.
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(applause)
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Ready? Break!
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("War" by Edwin Starr plays)
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♪ War, huh, yeah ♪
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Down.
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Set, hut.
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♪ Absolutely nothing ♪
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♪ uh huh ♪
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♪ War, huh, yeah ♪
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♪ What is it good for ♪
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♪ Absolutely nothing ♪
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Ready? Break!
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00:11:03,905 --> 00:11:06,695
♪ War, huh, good god ♪
264
00:11:06,774 --> 00:11:09,374
♪ What is it good for ♪
265
00:11:09,444 --> 00:11:11,624
♪ Absolutely nothing ♪
266
00:11:11,696 --> 00:11:13,246
Down. Set, hut!
267
00:11:13,322 --> 00:11:17,712
♪♪
268
00:11:17,785 --> 00:11:19,335
(crowd groans)
269
00:11:20,305 --> 00:11:23,755
♪ Say it, say it,say it, say it ♪
270
00:11:23,833 --> 00:11:25,133
♪ What is it good for ♪
271
00:11:25,209 --> 00:11:26,349
Yes!
272
00:11:26,428 --> 00:11:29,428
That a way!
That a way!
273
00:11:29,505 --> 00:11:30,715
Superstar.
274
00:11:30,798 --> 00:11:32,178
Baby, listen.
275
00:11:32,258 --> 00:11:33,588
Let me tell y'all.
276
00:11:33,668 --> 00:11:35,638
Tell them the story, man, again.
Go ahead, go ahead.
277
00:11:35,720 --> 00:11:36,890
Again?
278
00:11:36,971 --> 00:11:38,231
Bernie, we heard it
three times.
279
00:11:38,306 --> 00:11:39,726
I know, sweetheart.
280
00:11:39,807 --> 00:11:41,977
But every time he tell it,
we learn something different.
281
00:11:42,059 --> 00:11:43,579
Go ahead, son.
Tell the story.
282
00:11:43,653 --> 00:11:45,703
Tell them how the boy
was barreling down at you, man,
283
00:11:45,772 --> 00:11:47,112
with the ball
coming straight at you.
284
00:11:47,190 --> 00:11:48,870
You know the story.
Tell it. Listen.
285
00:11:48,875 --> 00:11:50,025
Okay. Now there
was the kid,
286
00:11:50,109 --> 00:11:51,559
barreling down at me
with the ball.
287
00:11:51,636 --> 00:11:54,406
I knew if I didn't do something,
he was going to score.
288
00:11:54,489 --> 00:11:55,659
So I went into action.
289
00:11:55,740 --> 00:11:57,870
Doggone, I love this part.
Listen...
290
00:11:57,950 --> 00:11:59,510
So he was coming at me,
291
00:11:59,586 --> 00:12:01,336
and I threw myself at him
with all my might.
292
00:12:01,346 --> 00:12:02,586
No, baby.
293
00:12:02,663 --> 00:12:04,593
He shot out
like a ballistic missile.
294
00:12:04,665 --> 00:12:08,425
I mean, he looked almost like,
uh... a... a... human torpedo.
295
00:12:08,503 --> 00:12:09,553
Bernie, stop exaggerating.
296
00:12:09,629 --> 00:12:11,509
No, baby, I'm not.
I'm serious.
297
00:12:11,523 --> 00:12:12,903
That's what the
audience called him.
298
00:12:12,974 --> 00:12:14,194
Nessa, they call him
Torpedo.
299
00:12:14,267 --> 00:12:15,967
He hit the boy so hard,
I'm telling you,
300
00:12:15,944 --> 00:12:17,604
the boy got up,
and he talking in tongues.
301
00:12:17,678 --> 00:12:19,768
-Shala-bala.
Hala-bala-lala. -(laughter)
302
00:12:19,847 --> 00:12:21,437
I'm not kidding you.
303
00:12:21,516 --> 00:12:24,186
The boy was so dizzy,
he got up, he said, "Where'd he go, George?"
304
00:12:24,268 --> 00:12:25,738
I'll tell you
where he went.
305
00:12:25,820 --> 00:12:27,280
He went all the way
into the end zone.
306
00:12:27,355 --> 00:12:28,565
-That's where he went.
-He fumbled.
307
00:12:28,648 --> 00:12:31,698
No, sir, sir.
You forced the fumble.
308
00:12:31,776 --> 00:12:34,366
You hit that boy so hard,
he dropped the ball,
309
00:12:34,379 --> 00:12:37,579
and one of your teammates came
and scooped the ball up
310
00:12:37,591 --> 00:12:40,291
and ran in the end zone.
Touchdown!
311
00:12:40,368 --> 00:12:41,968
Yay!
312
00:12:43,663 --> 00:12:45,383
But I didn't get
to see it, though,
313
00:12:45,390 --> 00:12:47,520
because I was too busy
trying to breathe.
314
00:12:47,592 --> 00:12:48,962
And you were what?
315
00:12:48,602 --> 00:12:49,832
I was busy trying
to breathe.
316
00:12:49,903 --> 00:12:50,933
Let me tell you something.
317
00:12:51,003 --> 00:12:54,973
Torpedo, it was the greatest
thing I ever seen.
318
00:12:55,049 --> 00:12:57,809
Uh, Bernie,
why couldn't he breathe?
319
00:12:57,885 --> 00:12:59,485
Um, he's breathing now.
He's fine.
320
00:12:59,563 --> 00:13:01,733
He just got the wind
knocked out of him. That's all.
321
00:13:01,806 --> 00:13:03,306
He has asthma.
322
00:13:03,391 --> 00:13:05,821
Well, then, he should be used
to not breathing.
323
00:13:05,893 --> 00:13:08,073
The point I'm trying to make is
it's all about fun.
324
00:13:08,145 --> 00:13:10,695
See, they don't understand, son.
Don't understand.
325
00:13:10,773 --> 00:13:11,703
Uncle Bernie,
can I have
326
00:13:11,774 --> 00:13:12,704
another piece
of cake?
327
00:13:12,775 --> 00:13:14,745
Sir, Torpedo,
328
00:13:14,828 --> 00:13:18,618
you can have anything
you want. Here.
329
00:13:18,698 --> 00:13:19,618
Go ahead. Take mine.
330
00:13:19,699 --> 00:13:20,919
Oh.
331
00:13:21,000 --> 00:13:23,130
I'm so proud
of you, Jordan.
332
00:13:23,202 --> 00:13:24,142
Baby, you should've seen...
333
00:13:28,967 --> 00:13:32,177
The Torpedo!
I knew he had it in him.
334
00:13:32,253 --> 00:13:35,563
He's a Mac.
He's got that Mac strength.
335
00:13:35,631 --> 00:13:38,401
Maybe I should adopt him
legally.
336
00:13:39,719 --> 00:13:44,979
Nah. I'll wait to see
if they win the championship.
337
00:13:45,057 --> 00:13:47,227
Good night, baby.
338
00:13:47,310 --> 00:13:50,780
Honey... I'm worried
about Jordan.
339
00:13:50,855 --> 00:13:52,065
He was limping today,
340
00:13:52,148 --> 00:13:54,448
and I'm scared
he's really going to get hurt.
341
00:13:54,525 --> 00:13:56,155
Wanda, come on, now,
you're not becoming
342
00:13:56,235 --> 00:13:57,865
one of them
overprotective parents
343
00:13:57,945 --> 00:14:00,445
afraid to let their
kid play football, now, baby? Come on.
344
00:14:00,531 --> 00:14:01,691
No, Bernie.
345
00:14:01,766 --> 00:14:03,616
I love football.
I grew up with it.
346
00:14:03,701 --> 00:14:05,591
All of my brothers
played football,
347
00:14:05,595 --> 00:14:07,385
my boyfriends.
348
00:14:07,264 --> 00:14:09,764
In college,
I dated an all-state safety.
349
00:14:09,832 --> 00:14:11,972
In fact,
we almost got married and...
350
00:14:11,977 --> 00:14:13,927
Get to the meat, Wanda.
351
00:14:13,937 --> 00:14:16,387
I think Jordan is doing this
for you.
352
00:14:16,398 --> 00:14:19,558
He knows you love football.
He's trying to impress you.
353
00:14:19,634 --> 00:14:23,444
He wants your approval
even if it hurts him.
354
00:14:23,512 --> 00:14:26,442
Come on, Wanda, come on,
honestly speaking
355
00:14:26,515 --> 00:14:28,815
if I felt that boy was
in any kind of harm's way,
356
00:14:28,893 --> 00:14:30,443
Wanda, I would pull him.
357
00:14:30,519 --> 00:14:32,039
You promise?
358
00:14:33,397 --> 00:14:34,757
I swear.
359
00:14:34,499 --> 00:14:37,779
And I ain't lying, America.
I would.
360
00:14:37,860 --> 00:14:40,080
And besides,
nothing's going to happen.
361
00:14:40,154 --> 00:14:42,044
And even if it did,
God forbid,
362
00:14:42,114 --> 00:14:44,794
you know, it's not like
it's the end of the world.
363
00:14:44,867 --> 00:14:46,327
The boy is young.
364
00:14:46,410 --> 00:14:48,340
He's got
plenty of time to heal.
365
00:14:48,412 --> 00:14:50,092
And they're doing
tremendous things
366
00:14:50,164 --> 00:14:51,724
with stem cells these days.
367
00:14:54,210 --> 00:14:56,890
Look, Jordan, you're
kind of banged up.
368
00:14:56,963 --> 00:14:59,313
Maybe you need to take
it easy tomorrow.
369
00:14:59,390 --> 00:15:02,020
But, Uncle Bernie,
I got to be the Torpedo.
370
00:15:02,027 --> 00:15:04,977
If we win tomorrow, we're going
to the division finals.
371
00:15:05,054 --> 00:15:07,104
If I get
a championship trophy,
372
00:15:07,181 --> 00:15:09,441
would you put it up
in the Mac Hall of Fame?
373
00:15:09,517 --> 00:15:12,527
Championship trophy?
Boy, you kidding?
374
00:15:12,603 --> 00:15:15,493
Jordan, that'd be
the proudest day of my life.
375
00:15:15,564 --> 00:15:18,204
All right, then, Torpedo,
you need anything?
376
00:15:18,275 --> 00:15:20,825
Can I get you something,
like some ice cream?
377
00:15:20,903 --> 00:15:22,293
(groans)
378
00:15:22,363 --> 00:15:24,883
No. Just maybe some more ice.
379
00:15:24,958 --> 00:15:27,168
What's wrong, Jordan?
Is it your rib?
380
00:15:27,243 --> 00:15:29,393
Did you crack a rib?
381
00:15:31,839 --> 00:15:33,769
BOY:
Down! Set! Hut!
382
00:15:37,753 --> 00:15:40,513
(cheering)
383
00:15:40,589 --> 00:15:41,849
Torpedo!
384
00:15:41,924 --> 00:15:42,934
You're damn right, baby!
385
00:15:43,009 --> 00:15:44,319
Talking about a Mac attack!
386
00:15:44,394 --> 00:15:46,194
Uh, Bernie,
that looks too violent.
387
00:15:46,262 --> 00:15:47,902
He's going to get
hurt like that.
388
00:15:47,972 --> 00:15:50,362
-Oh, Wanda, please.
-You sound irritated.
389
00:15:50,433 --> 00:15:53,323
No, I'm not, baby.
He's going to be all right.
390
00:15:53,394 --> 00:15:56,204
He's got shoulder pads,
got a helmet on, knee pads.
391
00:15:56,272 --> 00:15:57,992
Man, would you tell her?
392
00:15:58,065 --> 00:15:59,205
Please?
393
00:16:05,665 --> 00:16:07,535
Down!
394
00:16:07,616 --> 00:16:09,296
Set! Hut!
395
00:16:12,880 --> 00:16:14,390
(crowd cheering)
396
00:16:16,917 --> 00:16:19,227
(groaning)
397
00:16:22,798 --> 00:16:24,848
All right, baby,
we'll pull him.
398
00:16:24,925 --> 00:16:27,345
Did I hear you correctly,
Mr. Mac?
399
00:16:27,428 --> 00:16:29,438
You're pulling the Torpedo?
400
00:16:29,513 --> 00:16:30,863
Look, Father, I have to, man.
401
00:16:30,940 --> 00:16:32,060
Jordan is getting banged up
out there.
402
00:16:32,141 --> 00:16:33,361
I've got to pull him,
403
00:16:33,434 --> 00:16:35,284
at least for the rest
of the game--I have to.
404
00:16:35,352 --> 00:16:38,362
Mr. Mac,
sacrifice is a virtue.
405
00:16:38,439 --> 00:16:42,369
If you recall, Abraham was ready
to snuff his own son.
406
00:16:42,443 --> 00:16:44,293
This boy's just your nephew.
407
00:16:44,361 --> 00:16:46,051
Oh...
408
00:16:46,122 --> 00:16:49,172
Look... stay right here.
409
00:16:52,495 --> 00:16:53,485
Pull him.
410
00:16:53,571 --> 00:16:54,881
What are you talking
about? He's fine.
411
00:16:54,955 --> 00:16:56,585
-Coach, pull him.
-We need him now.
412
00:16:56,665 --> 00:16:59,375
Pull him.
413
00:16:59,460 --> 00:17:00,720
Jordan...
414
00:17:00,795 --> 00:17:01,845
come on out.
415
00:17:01,929 --> 00:17:05,149
They're pulling me!
They're pulling me!
416
00:17:05,224 --> 00:17:08,024
Y-You're pulling him?
417
00:17:08,094 --> 00:17:09,814
Be strong, son.
418
00:17:09,887 --> 00:17:11,397
Well, you're a trip.
419
00:17:11,406 --> 00:17:16,646
ALL (chanting):
Torpedo! Torpedo! Torpedo...
420
00:17:16,661 --> 00:17:20,151
Mr. Mac, I understand your
reasons for pulling the boy,
421
00:17:20,231 --> 00:17:22,031
but if we hold them here,
422
00:17:22,108 --> 00:17:26,158
Damien Elementary goes
to the championship.
423
00:17:26,237 --> 00:17:27,587
Father, I know
what you're saying,
424
00:17:27,664 --> 00:17:31,254
but I can't afford Jordan
to get hurt. I can't.
425
00:17:31,325 --> 00:17:32,665
My hands are tied.
426
00:17:32,743 --> 00:17:36,963
Mr. Mac, Pontius Pilate
suffered a similar dilemma.
427
00:17:37,039 --> 00:17:41,469
When the mob cried out,
"Crucify him! Crucify him,"
428
00:17:41,544 --> 00:17:43,844
had he not given the
people what they wanted,
429
00:17:43,921 --> 00:17:46,471
we wouldn't have
a flippin' religion.
430
00:17:46,483 --> 00:17:49,393
Take his example,
Mr. Mac.
431
00:17:49,402 --> 00:17:53,192
Give the people
what they want.
432
00:17:53,198 --> 00:17:55,408
What's it going
to be, Mr. Mac?
433
00:17:57,017 --> 00:17:58,647
I don't know, Father.
434
00:17:58,727 --> 00:18:01,357
I can't believe
you're even considering this.
435
00:18:01,438 --> 00:18:03,528
What about the boy's health?
436
00:18:03,607 --> 00:18:05,777
But it's the
championship game.
437
00:18:05,860 --> 00:18:07,700
It is elementary school.
438
00:18:07,712 --> 00:18:09,592
This is Damien.
439
00:18:13,868 --> 00:18:16,378
I don't know. I don't know.
I don't know what to do.
440
00:18:16,453 --> 00:18:18,173
I mean, I want them
to win the game,
441
00:18:18,247 --> 00:18:20,887
but it would kill me
if the boy got hurt.
442
00:18:23,169 --> 00:18:25,299
But it's not about me.
443
00:18:25,379 --> 00:18:27,849
CROWD (chanting):
Torpedo! Torpedo...
444
00:18:27,923 --> 00:18:29,393
Put him in.
445
00:18:29,466 --> 00:18:32,596
Launch the torpedo!
446
00:18:32,612 --> 00:18:34,692
All right, all right,
Jordan, come on in. Come on.
447
00:18:34,763 --> 00:18:37,023
Come on, come on.
Out, John, out, out, out.
448
00:18:37,099 --> 00:18:39,189
All right, all right, guys,
listen.
449
00:18:39,268 --> 00:18:41,488
They get this extra point,
they tie the score,
450
00:18:41,562 --> 00:18:43,202
and force us into overtime.
451
00:18:43,272 --> 00:18:45,252
Our only hope
is to block the kick.
452
00:18:45,324 --> 00:18:48,384
Torpedo,
I'm counting on you.
453
00:18:48,452 --> 00:18:50,172
-Ready!
-BOYS: Break!
454
00:18:50,246 --> 00:18:53,456
Let's go! Let's go! Let's go!
455
00:18:53,532 --> 00:18:54,382
Down!
456
00:18:55,743 --> 00:18:57,393
Set!
Hut!
457
00:19:06,128 --> 00:19:07,008
(crowd gasping)
458
00:19:07,087 --> 00:19:09,967
Oh, my Lord.
459
00:19:10,049 --> 00:19:11,519
Come on, baby. Baby, I got him.
460
00:19:11,601 --> 00:19:13,401
Get-get back.
I'll go get him.
461
00:19:14,720 --> 00:19:15,590
(groaning)
462
00:19:15,672 --> 00:19:18,482
Jordan, son, son,
you all right?
463
00:19:18,557 --> 00:19:21,107
(groaning)
My pebbles... oh...
464
00:19:21,185 --> 00:19:22,025
Your pebbles?
465
00:19:22,102 --> 00:19:24,032
Ooh! Aah!
466
00:19:24,104 --> 00:19:26,494
Nut shot, right pocket.
467
00:19:26,565 --> 00:19:27,985
Even though
it didn't happen to me,
468
00:19:28,067 --> 00:19:29,377
I can still feel it.
469
00:19:29,460 --> 00:19:31,080
Guys, you know
what I'm talking about.
470
00:19:30,753 --> 00:19:33,543
Just thinking about it
make you cringe. Ooh.
471
00:19:33,614 --> 00:19:35,754
And, women,
don't give me that...
472
00:19:35,824 --> 00:19:38,584
"You don't know what pain is.
We give birth."
473
00:19:38,661 --> 00:19:40,501
Huh! You go get hit
in your pebbles,
474
00:19:40,579 --> 00:19:43,259
and you come back
and talk to Bernie Mac.
475
00:19:43,332 --> 00:19:44,382
(groans)
476
00:19:44,458 --> 00:19:46,058
I got to go walk it off.
477
00:19:46,135 --> 00:19:47,925
Excuse me.
478
00:19:48,003 --> 00:19:49,983
(groaning quietly)
479
00:19:51,298 --> 00:19:53,558
Come on, son.
Get up here, Get up here.
480
00:19:53,634 --> 00:19:55,774
-(groaning)
-Come on.
481
00:19:55,844 --> 00:19:56,984
JORDAN:
Ow!
482
00:19:57,054 --> 00:19:59,664
MAN:
Torpedo! Torpedo!
483
00:20:04,186 --> 00:20:07,106
Hey, man...
whatcha watching?
484
00:20:07,189 --> 00:20:08,499
Scooby-Doo.
485
00:20:08,575 --> 00:20:11,525
Yeah? Look at old
Scrappy-Doo out there.
486
00:20:11,610 --> 00:20:13,290
I like that little dog.
487
00:20:15,281 --> 00:20:17,751
Jordan, let me just
cut this off one minute,
488
00:20:17,825 --> 00:20:19,625
all right?
489
00:20:20,953 --> 00:20:23,343
Son...
490
00:20:23,414 --> 00:20:25,064
I got some bad news to tell you.
491
00:20:26,166 --> 00:20:29,216
Damien lost the
championship game today.
492
00:20:29,295 --> 00:20:31,135
Don't feel bad, son.
493
00:20:31,213 --> 00:20:33,263
They would've won
if you were there.
494
00:20:33,340 --> 00:20:35,140
So you ought
to feel honored.
495
00:20:35,217 --> 00:20:36,677
That's how important
496
00:20:36,760 --> 00:20:38,480
the Torpedo is
to the team.
497
00:20:38,554 --> 00:20:40,654
Now I'm never going
to get my trophy.
498
00:20:40,723 --> 00:20:42,363
Yes, you are.
499
00:20:42,433 --> 00:20:45,483
What? That stupid team trophy?
500
00:20:45,561 --> 00:20:47,601
It doesn't even count,
you said.
501
00:20:47,680 --> 00:20:51,280
You said it doesn't even sound
worthy of the Mac Hall of Fame.
502
00:20:51,358 --> 00:20:52,828
Don't pay no attention
to what I be saying.
503
00:20:52,901 --> 00:20:54,501
You know I'm not well.
504
00:20:54,212 --> 00:20:56,912
I say stupid things all
the time that hurt people.
505
00:20:56,989 --> 00:21:00,669
And besides, it's not
even about a team trophy.
506
00:21:00,743 --> 00:21:03,393
It's a special award
from your teammates.
507
00:21:03,462 --> 00:21:05,102
Jordan...
508
00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:08,850
congratulations.
509
00:21:11,920 --> 00:21:12,950
I'm really proud of you.
510
00:21:13,030 --> 00:21:14,210
("Super Bad" By James
Brown plays)
511
00:21:13,690 --> 00:21:17,520
♪ Watch me watch me ♪
512
00:21:17,527 --> 00:21:19,387
♪ I got it ♪
513
00:21:19,470 --> 00:21:22,440
♪ Watch me I got it ♪
514
00:21:22,514 --> 00:21:24,064
♪ Hey ♪
515
00:21:24,141 --> 00:21:27,821
♪ I got somethin' thatmakes me wanna shout ♪
516
00:21:27,895 --> 00:21:32,525
♪ I got somethin' that tellsme what it's all about ♪
517
00:21:32,608 --> 00:21:35,528
♪ I got soul andI'm super bad ♪
518
00:21:35,611 --> 00:21:37,421
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519
00:21:40,824 --> 00:21:42,294
You know your line?
520
00:21:42,368 --> 00:21:44,998
No, I thought it was yours.
521
00:21:45,079 --> 00:21:47,629
-Yeah...
-Damn!
522
00:21:47,706 --> 00:21:49,666
I thought he was going
to mention the trophy.
523
00:21:49,684 --> 00:21:51,304
Damn it. I messed
the line up.
524
00:21:51,377 --> 00:21:54,517
Did I step on the line
when I first came out, too?
525
00:21:55,255 --> 00:21:57,635
Damn.
526
00:21:57,716 --> 00:21:59,346
That's nice.
527
00:21:59,426 --> 00:22:01,476
Hey, that's real nice.
528
00:22:01,553 --> 00:22:03,073
Somebody ought
to bust your head, man.
529
00:22:03,147 --> 00:22:04,977
(laughing)
530
00:22:05,057 --> 00:22:06,397
Damn.
531
00:22:06,475 --> 00:22:08,075
How long do you want me
to stay there on that...
532
00:22:08,125 --> 00:22:12,675
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