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We need to find someone who knew him.
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They're holding a memorial for Tim
Kono in the lobby in 10 minutes.
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I'm sure we're all grieving
the loss of Tim Kono.
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Ooh, a therapist is
always a fun suspect.
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I lived next to that
miserable man for eight years,
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and I need those extra rooms.
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Wouldn't be the first New Yorker
to kill for good real estate.
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Were you close to Tim?
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My cat. She died last night.
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I really did not want this
to become a regular thing,
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- but I am strapped.
- Dad.
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Your building fees are
eight months past due.
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Don't fuck with me, Oliver.
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I would love to look at those
complaints about Tim Kono.
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Buy two, and I'll throw
in the file. Buy three,
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and I'll fill you in on the stuff
that was too juicy to write down.
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You can't disappear for
10 years, then show up
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and start dragging up a bunch
of shit from when we were kids.
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Oscar's getting out, Tim.
You can make things right.
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You know what happened that night.
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They're cleaning out Tim
Kono's apartment tomorrow,
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so we're gonna look around for
clues before everything's gone.
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- Bloody cat prints!
- My beautiful Evelyn.
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The cat was here after Tim died.
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I think our list of suspects
just got a little longer.
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This is Splash! The Musical.
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Not squirt. Not tinkle.
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- Splash!
- Oliver,
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you said this was a social dinner.
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Well, it's a good thing dinner's over
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because I have this
new idea for the set.
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- We already built a set.
- Y... you're four mill over budget.
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No, no, no, no. W-w-we need
a set that no one has seen.
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A pier high above the stage.
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A pool built directly into the floor.
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- A pool?
- Yeah, picture it.
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You're dancing, kickin' up
water like Singin' In The Rain.
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Then,
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you lower the floor...
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And you can dive down! Splash!
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And do some fantastic
synchronized swimming choreography.
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This seems insane.
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- Right, Teddy?
- When isn't it?
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Teddy...
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look at Roberta, please.
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Hello, Roberta.
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- Hi, Teddy.
- Now...
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... picture me at 28.
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The opening night of my
first Off-Broadway show.
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Way off. Off, off, off, off, off.
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And I look across the room,
and I see this beautiful woman,
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totally out of my league.
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And I figure, if I've got a shot,
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I gotta go all in.
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So I slowly saunter over, and I say,
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"Oh, hello. I'm Oliver Putnam,
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and I would like to take
you to dinner right now."
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And she smiles and says,
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- "Fat chance."
- "Hell no."
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And then I said, "How about a snack?"
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Who says no to a snack?
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So we go to the Shining
Star Diner across the street,
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and I tell her that I will, some day,
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direct every big Broadway show,
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and, some day, I'm going to marry her.
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And she laughs and says,
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- "Sure you will."
- "Hell no!"
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And then I point over here
to the Arconia, and I say,
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"And, some day, I'm
gonna live in that place."
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And Roberta says...
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"Now, you're talking."
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Teddy,
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look who married way out of his
league and lives four floors above you.
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All that we have done together.
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This is our big one.
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You gotta dive all in with me.
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Oliver...
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I do like the pool.
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Ha!
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- Let me top you off.
- Fine, but just a splash.
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Let's all make a fuckin' splash,
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shall we?
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How well do you know your neighbors?
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You see many of them every day,
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but have you ever wondered,
could they harm me?
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Or even kill?
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Tim Kono was murdered by
someone in this building,
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- which means...
- Okay, I'm sorry. Cut.
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What's the matter?
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You are scoring a murder mystery,
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not DJing a hobbit's wedding.
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The concertina can be very
haunting. It transports.
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Yeah well, it transports
me back to 1800s Ireland.
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I feel like I'm in the
middle of the Potato Famine.
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Don't I get a say after I invested
in all this lovely equipment?
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I'm not paying for any
of this, by the way.
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Of course not!
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I wasn't gonna ask you to chip in,
even though it is... our podcast.
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Let's see if Mabel's
free. I'll call her.
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Or should I text?
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Calls bother them for some reason.
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Yeah. I think it's a text.
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What sounds more casual?
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"Dear Mabel" or "Greetings, Mabel"?
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Hey.
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Ooh, our last Gut Milk shipment.
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Your next Gut Milk shipment.
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Plus,
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I wrote down everything I could
about that shit ball Tim Kono.
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May he rest in peace. But,
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- if anybody catches you with this...
- I will burn it
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and snort the ashes like it's 1982.
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- Don't you worry.
- Oh, and this is from Bunny.
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"If you do not pay
within the next 24 hours,
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your water and power will be shut
off." She said I had two weeks!
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She wants your ass out, baby.
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Gotta give Bunny her money!
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Hey! I figured out the
perfect greeting for the text!
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- And these are...
- Candid photos I took of our neighbors,
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matched with official
complaints we got from Ursula.
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Cool, but why are they all selfies?
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So I don't draw suspicion.
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I'm sorry, I'm sorry. So...
so you think that Sting,
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musical icon Sting, killed Tim Kono?
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I'm just a fan. He
lives in the building,
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and I always wanted a
picture with him. You know.
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I'll move it over here. I
could get him to sign it later.
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- How do we even start with these?
- Well...
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how do you sculpt an elephant?
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You start with a block of marble,
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and you chip away everything
that isn't elephant.
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We do the same thing.
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We eliminate everyone
who isn't a killer,
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until we're left with the person who is.
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Intriguing, and yet totally backwards.
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When you cast a show, you don't say,
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"I'm looking for not a Brad Pitt-type."
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You say who you are looking for.
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All right. I am looking for a guy
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I saw going up the stairs
in a tie-dyed hoodie
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the night of the fire
alarm when Tim died.
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And I'm looking for the mysterious...
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Tim's fiancée.
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What if tie-dye guy is the fiancé?
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Guys, guys, guys.
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We need one lead.
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One lead.
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Stop!
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I know how to do this.
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Congrats!
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On making it this far.
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You should all feel very proud indeed.
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But as you know, there can only be one
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Tim Kono's murderer.
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I'm looking for motive.
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I'm looking for means.
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But most of all...
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I'm looking for moxie.
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Ah!
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The needy therapist.
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I did it. I'm a bad therapist.
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Okay, you know what? I
can't with the neediness.
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Step to the back line, please. Quickly.
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Okay, ye... Ladies,
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I-I don't have a clue
what's happening here,
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but none of it's interesting.
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Ah!
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The murderous matriarch from next door.
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I did it.
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And I would do it again
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for the square footage
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and that view.
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The only view you're going to have
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is from the back line!
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No one wants a murder
podcast about real estate!
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People, you-you can't look
like you want it too much.
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- Big mistake.
- Pay your bills!
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♪ Pay your bills! ♪
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♪ Oliver Putnam ♪
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♪ Pay your fucking ♪
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♪ Bills! ♪
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Bunny, why are you singing?
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Well, this is a musical, right?
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Not with you in it. Back line!
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Ah...
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Evelyn's cat daddy.
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Oh, had a lot of complaints about Tim.
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Tim complained a lot about Evelyn.
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He said she gave him asthma attacks.
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He threatened to shoot her.
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Oh, so you knew Tim had a gun.
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That's right.
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She had nine lives,
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but I cut his one short.
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Cute.
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- Stay put.
- Curiosity killed the cat,
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but I killed Tim Kono...
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- Okay, you wanna lose
the gig? Keep talking!
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All right, everyone!
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With the exception of Howard Morris...
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Back line.
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We have our lead.
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Howard Morris.
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Tim threatened to kill his cat,
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and he knew that Tim had a gun.
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Plus, those paw prints in Tim's blood.
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- Correct.
- So, what's our plan?
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Well, it's an audition.
W-w-we meet with him,
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bring up Tim Kono, see what he does.
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I'm sorry. The plan is
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to meet with a murderer, bring up
a dangerous topic till he snaps,
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reaches under the sofa, pulls out
the murder weapon, and kills us all?
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And we record him.
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For the podcast. Ha, ha!
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No, no, no. I-I can't...
Is that even legal?
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Oh, that's a good point.
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We might have to tell
him he's being recorded.
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But subtly, of course, 'cause
I don't think he'd like that.
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Can I keep this when we're done?
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No, no. I have to return all this stuff
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in 30 days to get our money back.
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No! We can't rush this. Promise
me we're not rushing this.
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I'll see you later.
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Wait, you're not coming?
W-where are you gonna be
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while we interview a murderer?
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Oh, just producer
stuff. Boring. Good luck.
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What the shit was that?
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Hey...
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Oliver.
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Teddy, my God. You do not age!
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I need the name of your witch!
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Oh God. What do you need?
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Come on in.
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Now, we need to be careful.
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Howard could snap if
he feels threatened.
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Okay, that's why I think
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- we should just hit him with the charm.
- Good.
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Excellent, so I'll
take the lead on this.
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- Excuse me?
- Well, I'm an actor.
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I can turn on the charm.
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Is it on now?
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It's warming up.
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- Hello...
- Hello. Lobby?
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Yes, please.
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Oh! I see you're a musician.
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Oh, good eye.
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I'm actually first chair
bassoon in the City Symphony.
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Mm. First chair, Mabel.
She's first chair.
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I heard. I don't know what that means.
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Wait a minute. Is that your bassoon
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I hear playing through
the courtyard every night?
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Oh, I'm sorry. I should close my window.
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No, it's lovely. I think of
it as the sound of the Arconia.
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Oh. That's really sweet.
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Um, the echoes help me hear my pitch,
256
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and if I need to adjust my embouchure.
257
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Mm. Of course.
258
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Mabel, the embouchure is...
259
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is a mouth position.
260
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Rad.
261
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It was nice meeting you. I'm Jan.
262
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I'm Charles.
263
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Get some, Mr. Savage.
264
00:14:06,722 --> 00:14:09,599
- I will not.
- Not with that attitude.
265
00:14:09,600 --> 00:14:11,350
Is my nose bleeding?
266
00:14:11,351 --> 00:14:12,768
No. Well, let's go.
267
00:14:12,769 --> 00:14:14,262
I'm gonna get Howard to talk.
268
00:14:14,263 --> 00:14:16,314
You just make sure he
knows he's being recorded.
269
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Right, right. Testing! Testing!
270
00:14:20,611 --> 00:14:22,154
Some good memories, huh, Teddy?
271
00:14:22,738 --> 00:14:24,947
Makes me so happy seeing them up.
272
00:14:24,948 --> 00:14:27,491
It would be nice if I
had posters of the shows
273
00:14:27,492 --> 00:14:28,952
you talked me out of investing in.
274
00:14:29,661 --> 00:14:31,329
- Les Mis?
- Yeah, I know.
275
00:14:31,330 --> 00:14:33,956
"It's such a downer, Teddy,
and all over a loaf of bread?"
276
00:14:33,957 --> 00:14:35,958
- Well, it was.
- Mamma Mia.
277
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"I didn't like ABBA
when they were ABBA."
278
00:14:37,878 --> 00:14:39,086
- Yeah.
- Hamilton.
279
00:14:39,087 --> 00:14:42,090
They picked the one Founding
Father with no pizazz.
280
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- That was wrong...
- Look, Oliver,
281
00:14:44,760 --> 00:14:48,054
I don't mean to rush.
Uh, you know my son, Theo.
282
00:14:48,055 --> 00:14:49,597
We have a thing we need to...
283
00:14:51,350 --> 00:14:53,601
I-I won't be long. I promise.
284
00:14:53,602 --> 00:14:55,395
Can you... Can you sign that to him?
285
00:15:00,651 --> 00:15:01,944
Thank you!
286
00:15:02,444 --> 00:15:04,779
So-so Teddy, um...
287
00:15:04,780 --> 00:15:06,906
I'm doing a podcast.
288
00:15:06,907 --> 00:15:10,284
A true crime podcast about a murder
289
00:15:10,285 --> 00:15:12,788
that took place in our own building.
290
00:15:14,623 --> 00:15:16,750
Raise your hand if you just got chills.
291
00:15:18,126 --> 00:15:20,753
But... And it isn't just
the story of a man's death.
292
00:15:20,754 --> 00:15:23,422
It is about our craving for truth.
293
00:15:23,423 --> 00:15:25,842
Our hunger for justice.
294
00:15:25,843 --> 00:15:29,262
And that's why I think Dimas
Delis is the obvious sponsor.
295
00:15:29,263 --> 00:15:32,098
Hold on. You're really
asking me for money?
296
00:15:32,099 --> 00:15:34,016
Well, I wouldn't, uh, put it like that.
297
00:15:34,017 --> 00:15:37,019
I-I'm just saying
that you can advertise
298
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for the very low cost of $32,000.
299
00:15:40,190 --> 00:15:43,067
- Oliver! Motherfucking hell!
- Oh, come on, Teddy,
300
00:15:43,068 --> 00:15:45,236
I know there's a part
of you that misses me,
301
00:15:45,237 --> 00:15:48,030
- and misses the magic we made.
- Oliver, I loved our shows.
302
00:15:48,031 --> 00:15:50,700
It's setting money on
fire I don't care for.
303
00:15:50,701 --> 00:15:52,785
But listen, let's
grab a drink some time.
304
00:15:52,786 --> 00:15:54,537
Oh, I would love that. When is good?
305
00:15:54,538 --> 00:15:57,206
- When it doesn't cost me 32K.
- Ah.
306
00:16:02,337 --> 00:16:03,754
What a putz.
307
00:16:03,755 --> 00:16:08,093
Uh, hi, Howard.
308
00:16:08,719 --> 00:16:10,553
We just wanted to see
309
00:16:10,554 --> 00:16:13,014
how you were holding up since Evelyn.
310
00:16:13,015 --> 00:16:14,473
Thank you.
311
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I wish I were dead.
312
00:16:19,521 --> 00:16:21,898
I'm sorry. Things have
gotten a bit away from me.
313
00:16:21,899 --> 00:16:24,066
Oh, it's okay. Um,
314
00:16:24,067 --> 00:16:26,068
do you have another cat, Mr. Morris?
315
00:16:26,069 --> 00:16:28,738
No. This is all Evelyn's.
316
00:16:28,739 --> 00:16:30,740
If I don't touch anything...
317
00:16:30,741 --> 00:16:33,243
food, water, toys...
318
00:16:34,244 --> 00:16:35,913
I can pretend she's still here.
319
00:16:36,371 --> 00:16:39,874
You know, I heard this once,
and maybe you can appreciate it.
320
00:16:39,875 --> 00:16:42,877
A cat never really leaves you
321
00:16:42,878 --> 00:16:45,172
because they transmit parasites.
322
00:16:49,885 --> 00:16:52,428
I'm sure Evelyn was very clean.
323
00:16:52,429 --> 00:16:54,096
She was. Thank you.
324
00:16:54,097 --> 00:16:57,266
It seems like everyone
in the building loved her.
325
00:16:57,267 --> 00:16:59,978
- Mm-hmm.
- Unlike Tim Kono.
326
00:17:01,396 --> 00:17:03,731
I'm sorry, I just...
327
00:17:03,732 --> 00:17:05,566
I link them because...
328
00:17:05,567 --> 00:17:07,861
they both died the same day.
329
00:17:08,487 --> 00:17:11,572
- Right.
- And people didn't really like Tim Kono.
330
00:17:11,573 --> 00:17:13,950
No, people did not.
331
00:17:13,951 --> 00:17:14,952
I hear.
332
00:17:15,452 --> 00:17:18,204
Really? What did you
hear exactly? Just...
333
00:17:18,205 --> 00:17:19,956
I shouldn't speak ill of the dead.
334
00:17:19,957 --> 00:17:21,249
Tim was a prick.
335
00:17:21,250 --> 00:17:22,834
Yes, he certainly fuckin' was.
336
00:17:22,835 --> 00:17:25,127
We saw him on the
elevator the other day.
337
00:17:25,128 --> 00:17:27,088
What did he do? That fuck.
338
00:17:27,089 --> 00:17:29,465
He berated someone over the phone.
339
00:17:29,466 --> 00:17:31,425
Yeah. Typical Tim.
340
00:17:31,426 --> 00:17:33,928
Something about a missing ring...
341
00:17:33,929 --> 00:17:35,179
Hm.
342
00:17:35,180 --> 00:17:36,849
He was always upset about something.
343
00:17:37,808 --> 00:17:39,059
It got worse recently.
344
00:17:39,601 --> 00:17:40,810
I heard
345
00:17:40,811 --> 00:17:43,729
that he got fired from
his investment firm
346
00:17:43,730 --> 00:17:46,399
for losing a big client a lot of money.
347
00:17:46,400 --> 00:17:48,067
- Really?
- Mm-hmm.
348
00:17:48,068 --> 00:17:50,361
Did Tim ever get upset with Evelyn?
349
00:17:50,362 --> 00:17:52,446
What kind of person
350
00:17:52,447 --> 00:17:54,407
leaves their window open,
351
00:17:54,408 --> 00:17:57,327
and then gets mad at
a cat for wandering in?
352
00:17:58,036 --> 00:17:59,412
Evelyn wasn't a vindictive girl,
353
00:17:59,413 --> 00:18:01,748
but I know that she
is happy Tim is dead.
354
00:18:04,042 --> 00:18:06,295
Hm. Uh...
355
00:18:08,422 --> 00:18:10,673
My God, she's beautiful.
356
00:18:10,674 --> 00:18:12,633
- Mm-hmm.
- That's not Evelyn.
357
00:18:12,634 --> 00:18:14,635
Oh.
358
00:18:14,636 --> 00:18:17,096
- I could've sworn...
- That's Barbara.
359
00:18:17,097 --> 00:18:18,681
She was a bitch.
360
00:18:18,682 --> 00:18:22,310
Yeah. Still, it's so nice
that she's up there, too,
361
00:18:22,311 --> 00:18:23,978
because it's like...
362
00:18:23,979 --> 00:18:25,814
you're being recorded.
363
00:18:26,440 --> 00:18:28,649
- What was that?
- I said...
364
00:18:28,650 --> 00:18:30,443
she's watching you,
365
00:18:30,444 --> 00:18:32,111
so it's like...
366
00:18:32,112 --> 00:18:33,739
you're being recorded.
367
00:18:34,656 --> 00:18:37,575
I-I wouldn't put it that way.
Why would you say it like that?
368
00:18:37,576 --> 00:18:41,245
Uh, I... I don't know.
369
00:18:41,246 --> 00:18:45,126
You were saying Evelyn
was happy that Tim died?
370
00:18:45,127 --> 00:18:47,044
- Whoa! Jesus!
- What did you do?
371
00:18:47,669 --> 00:18:49,671
Oh, sorry. Sorry.
372
00:18:50,464 --> 00:18:52,007
What is wrong with you?
373
00:18:57,054 --> 00:18:58,513
What the fuck! Oh my God!
374
00:18:58,514 --> 00:19:00,681
Go get ice! Ice! Go!
375
00:19:00,682 --> 00:19:01,766
Shit.
376
00:19:02,935 --> 00:19:04,393
Ice.
377
00:19:04,394 --> 00:19:06,646
Uh...
378
00:19:06,647 --> 00:19:07,939
Just get ice!
379
00:19:07,940 --> 00:19:09,357
Ice?
380
00:19:09,358 --> 00:19:11,984
Ice. Oh my God.
381
00:19:11,985 --> 00:19:13,736
Uh...
382
00:19:13,737 --> 00:19:15,655
Ah!
383
00:19:15,656 --> 00:19:16,989
Jeez...
384
00:19:16,990 --> 00:19:19,116
Will you hurry? What the fuck!
385
00:19:20,118 --> 00:19:21,370
God...
386
00:19:23,580 --> 00:19:25,582
You're taking too long!
387
00:19:26,667 --> 00:19:28,669
Hurry, Brazzos!
388
00:19:31,129 --> 00:19:34,090
Oh my God, oh my God, uh... Quick!
389
00:19:34,091 --> 00:19:35,675
Howard, are you okay?
390
00:19:39,221 --> 00:19:41,097
I have vasovagal syncope.
391
00:19:41,098 --> 00:19:43,057
I... I... I faint at the sight of blood.
392
00:19:43,058 --> 00:19:44,475
Oh.
393
00:19:44,476 --> 00:19:46,103
Well, that... that sucks.
394
00:19:46,562 --> 00:19:47,937
Probably keeps you from
395
00:19:47,938 --> 00:19:50,273
doing a lot of things,
396
00:19:50,274 --> 00:19:53,277
like being present for bloody murders.
397
00:19:54,945 --> 00:19:56,445
You know,
398
00:19:56,446 --> 00:19:58,573
there's a cat in your freezer.
399
00:19:58,574 --> 00:20:00,283
Yes, I know that.
400
00:20:00,284 --> 00:20:03,412
I think Tim poisoned Evelyn,
and then killed himself.
401
00:20:04,371 --> 00:20:06,664
I'm getting a toxicology report done.
402
00:20:06,665 --> 00:20:08,165
Makes sense.
403
00:20:08,166 --> 00:20:10,669
It's just that she's
next to your food...
404
00:20:12,421 --> 00:20:13,630
Touching it.
405
00:20:46,914 --> 00:20:48,748
Is it cancer?
406
00:20:48,749 --> 00:20:51,375
I just need to know how
invested I should get in you.
407
00:20:51,376 --> 00:20:53,961
- You don't adopt a 20-year-old dog.
- I'm not dying.
408
00:20:53,962 --> 00:20:56,464
It's anxiety. It happens
sometimes when I talk to people.
409
00:20:56,465 --> 00:20:58,841
But I have it managed. I
just don't talk to people.
410
00:20:58,842 --> 00:21:01,219
Or go on dates. Or know my neighbors.
411
00:21:01,220 --> 00:21:02,345
Well, you know me.
412
00:21:02,346 --> 00:21:04,889
- And you are?
- Not going to laugh at that.
413
00:21:04,890 --> 00:21:06,224
I don't blame you.
414
00:21:06,225 --> 00:21:08,434
I'm gonna get some air.
415
00:21:08,435 --> 00:21:09,810
So I guess Howard is alibied out.
416
00:21:09,811 --> 00:21:12,855
What? You bought that? The fainting act?
417
00:21:12,856 --> 00:21:15,066
I can spot actors a mile away.
418
00:21:15,067 --> 00:21:16,401
Any word from Oliver?
419
00:21:18,237 --> 00:21:19,904
Nothing.
420
00:21:19,905 --> 00:21:22,615
My agent always said he was unreliable.
421
00:21:22,616 --> 00:21:24,617
She said, "Don't even
go audition for him."
422
00:21:24,618 --> 00:21:27,036
- 'Course it's moot because I'm offer-only...
- Bye!
423
00:21:27,037 --> 00:21:29,456
Uh, bye.
424
00:21:35,587 --> 00:21:37,588
What are you up to?
425
00:21:40,259 --> 00:21:41,510
Jesus.
426
00:21:48,642 --> 00:21:50,935
Original posters like this
427
00:21:50,936 --> 00:21:53,272
go for five, sometimes 10,000.
428
00:21:54,189 --> 00:21:56,607
And I'm a little strapped right now.
429
00:21:56,608 --> 00:21:59,652
You can't sell this. Wasn't
this your biggest show?
430
00:21:59,653 --> 00:22:02,071
No, no. This was my biggest flop.
431
00:22:02,072 --> 00:22:04,824
Oh. There were bigger flops.
432
00:22:04,825 --> 00:22:07,118
Oh, no, no. No, no, no.
433
00:22:07,119 --> 00:22:10,204
There is no bigger flop than my show.
434
00:22:10,205 --> 00:22:13,208
We got bad reviews
before we even opened.
435
00:22:13,500 --> 00:22:16,879
You didn't see water
on a stage for 10 years.
436
00:22:18,839 --> 00:22:21,591
It caused three bankruptcies,
two insurance investigations.
437
00:22:21,592 --> 00:22:23,635
I'm sure it had some good moments.
438
00:22:24,553 --> 00:22:25,970
Well,
439
00:22:25,971 --> 00:22:28,473
at the end of the first act,
there was this amazing number
440
00:22:29,391 --> 00:22:31,851
where 12 merman dove from a high pier
441
00:22:31,852 --> 00:22:34,396
into a pool built into the stage floor.
442
00:22:35,647 --> 00:22:38,858
But, the first night of previews,
443
00:22:38,859 --> 00:22:41,527
they'd been having
problems with the hydraulics
444
00:22:41,528 --> 00:22:43,906
that lowered the floor.
445
00:22:45,157 --> 00:22:46,658
But, I said...
446
00:22:48,994 --> 00:22:51,287
- "Go for it."
- Uh-huh.
447
00:22:53,165 --> 00:22:56,168
And as each merman
sang, "Make a splash... "
448
00:22:57,836 --> 00:23:01,047
they all dove down from the high pier,
449
00:23:01,048 --> 00:23:02,590
one by one.
450
00:23:02,591 --> 00:23:05,801
Make a splash! Make a splash...
451
00:23:05,802 --> 00:23:09,056
And I can still hear the sound
of them all hitting the floor.
452
00:23:09,890 --> 00:23:12,725
Thwop.
453
00:23:12,726 --> 00:23:14,478
Thwop.
454
00:23:15,187 --> 00:23:17,939
Thwop.
455
00:23:17,940 --> 00:23:20,066
Thwop.
456
00:23:20,067 --> 00:23:21,193
All 12?
457
00:23:22,277 --> 00:23:23,904
All 12.
458
00:23:24,821 --> 00:23:27,074
Chorus boys tend to stick together.
459
00:23:28,116 --> 00:23:30,952
- Well, you made a mistake.
We all make mistak...
460
00:23:30,953 --> 00:23:32,411
- No one died, right?
- No.
461
00:23:32,412 --> 00:23:34,705
Yeah, well, okay. We all make mistakes.
462
00:23:34,706 --> 00:23:36,666
The headline in the Times next day was,
463
00:23:36,667 --> 00:23:39,211
- "Splat."
- Well, if that's the worst of it.
464
00:23:39,711 --> 00:23:41,338
No, it's not.
465
00:23:42,214 --> 00:23:44,216
I put my own money in the show.
466
00:23:45,259 --> 00:23:47,593
But, it wasn't actually...
467
00:23:47,594 --> 00:23:49,972
mine. It was my son's college fund.
468
00:23:52,182 --> 00:23:55,310
I not only lost my career with the show,
469
00:23:56,061 --> 00:23:58,438
but making it all about me...
470
00:23:59,857 --> 00:24:01,984
I lost my family as well.
471
00:24:02,985 --> 00:24:05,152
It can happen.
472
00:24:05,153 --> 00:24:06,904
Trust me, I know.
473
00:24:06,905 --> 00:24:09,908
You can lose a lot with one big mistake.
474
00:24:15,038 --> 00:24:18,165
But the world needs Oliver Putnams.
475
00:24:18,166 --> 00:24:20,585
You push people out
of their comfort zone.
476
00:24:20,586 --> 00:24:22,545
I mean, I don't like to
get involved with people,
477
00:24:22,546 --> 00:24:24,380
but I just met a very strange man,
478
00:24:24,381 --> 00:24:27,342
and knocked a frozen
cat out of his freezer.
479
00:24:28,635 --> 00:24:30,761
I-I still have its leg!
480
00:24:30,762 --> 00:24:31,763
Oh, Jesus!
481
00:24:32,514 --> 00:24:34,599
It's warm now,
482
00:24:34,600 --> 00:24:36,934
and that smell is new,
483
00:24:36,935 --> 00:24:38,811
but it's also kinda thrilling,
484
00:24:38,812 --> 00:24:40,646
and it's all because of you.
485
00:24:40,647 --> 00:24:42,356
I mean, you're insane,
486
00:24:42,357 --> 00:24:44,318
but that's usually who
people want to follow.
487
00:24:44,735 --> 00:24:46,028
You can't lose that.
488
00:24:46,737 --> 00:24:48,070
You know, I spent all day
489
00:24:48,071 --> 00:24:50,531
looking for some cash to
make this podcast special.
490
00:24:50,532 --> 00:24:52,107
You know, let me put some money
491
00:24:52,108 --> 00:24:53,618
into that sound
equipment. It's our show.
492
00:24:53,619 --> 00:24:55,536
- Oh, no, no. You don't have to do that.
- No, I want to...
493
00:24:55,537 --> 00:24:57,372
You owe me 4,500. I prefer cash.
494
00:24:57,915 --> 00:24:59,999
Where you going?
495
00:25:02,878 --> 00:25:06,381
Oliver Putnam is not gonna
take no for an answer.
496
00:25:21,772 --> 00:25:23,147
Hi, Mr. Torres.
497
00:25:23,148 --> 00:25:24,941
I don't know if you remember me, but...
498
00:25:24,942 --> 00:25:27,277
I do. Do you need something fixed?
499
00:25:27,611 --> 00:25:29,987
N-no. The apartment is fine.
500
00:25:29,988 --> 00:25:31,532
Everything's fine.
501
00:25:31,949 --> 00:25:34,700
Um, I was just looking for Oscar.
502
00:25:34,701 --> 00:25:36,244
Wasn't he getting out this week?
503
00:25:36,245 --> 00:25:38,163
He's not here.
504
00:25:38,497 --> 00:25:41,707
Okay, well, can you tell him
I'm looking for him, and if...
505
00:25:41,708 --> 00:25:43,669
No. I won't do that.
506
00:25:44,253 --> 00:25:45,379
My son needs a fresh start.
507
00:25:46,839 --> 00:25:49,049
Don't come here again.
508
00:25:55,681 --> 00:25:57,056
Time for that drink, Teddy.
509
00:25:57,057 --> 00:25:59,141
Please, don't make me move.
510
00:25:59,142 --> 00:26:01,644
No, no, no, please, please, please.
511
00:26:01,645 --> 00:26:02,729
I-I...
512
00:26:03,689 --> 00:26:05,189
Do you remember the day
513
00:26:05,190 --> 00:26:07,568
I sold you on the pool for Splash?
514
00:26:08,569 --> 00:26:10,695
You bought in because I was confident
515
00:26:10,696 --> 00:26:12,655
and charming and young.
516
00:26:12,656 --> 00:26:14,657
You were around 58.
517
00:26:14,658 --> 00:26:17,285
Well, that's not the point.
518
00:26:17,286 --> 00:26:20,705
An hour before you got
there, I was so nervous.
519
00:26:20,706 --> 00:26:23,417
Hyperventilating over
what kind of wine to open.
520
00:26:23,876 --> 00:26:25,877
Yet an hour later,
521
00:26:25,878 --> 00:26:28,421
you saw a confident salesman.
522
00:26:28,422 --> 00:26:29,923
But it was all pretend.
523
00:26:30,757 --> 00:26:33,176
The false arrogance of youth.
524
00:26:33,177 --> 00:26:34,719
Again, you were nearly 60.
525
00:26:34,720 --> 00:26:36,555
Yeah, but I'm older now.
526
00:26:37,306 --> 00:26:39,975
And I have learned, Teddy.
527
00:26:40,767 --> 00:26:44,438
No one who promises big things
knows what's gonna happen.
528
00:26:45,355 --> 00:26:47,357
But, it's the ride that counts.
529
00:26:48,275 --> 00:26:50,986
I think I am onto something great here,
530
00:26:52,237 --> 00:26:54,698
and I swear to you, I'm
not gonna let you down.
531
00:26:56,241 --> 00:26:59,619
Let's make a real splash this time.
532
00:26:59,620 --> 00:27:02,121
But with a podcast, Oliver?
533
00:27:02,122 --> 00:27:03,664
Well, it starts with a podcast,
534
00:27:03,665 --> 00:27:05,875
but you know, with me,
it's always gonna be more.
535
00:27:09,630 --> 00:27:11,172
What was it? 32K?
536
00:27:11,173 --> 00:27:13,132
Now, it's 35.
537
00:27:13,133 --> 00:27:14,634
Always more.
538
00:27:56,343 --> 00:27:58,095
Come on, girl.
539
00:27:59,012 --> 00:28:01,013
Ooh, sorry. Let's go.
540
00:28:01,014 --> 00:28:02,640
Oh!
541
00:28:04,935 --> 00:28:07,688
There we go. There you go, Winnie.
542
00:28:10,440 --> 00:28:12,984
Well, hello there, Sting!
543
00:28:16,363 --> 00:28:18,406
- Your dog, please.
- Oh.
544
00:28:18,407 --> 00:28:21,451
Winnie, don't stand so close to Sting.
545
00:28:22,661 --> 00:28:26,081
She's just on edge after that
upsetting death the other night.
546
00:28:26,665 --> 00:28:29,333
Which I'm actually
doing a podcast about.
547
00:28:29,334 --> 00:28:31,335
Um...
548
00:28:31,336 --> 00:28:33,546
Kind of a bid deal.
549
00:28:33,547 --> 00:28:35,674
People seem to think it's a big deal...
550
00:28:36,758 --> 00:28:39,719
Did you, uh, by chance, know Tim Kono?
551
00:28:39,720 --> 00:28:41,971
Are you suggesting I had
something to do with that?
552
00:28:41,972 --> 00:28:43,639
No, no, no, no, no. I-I was just...
553
00:28:43,640 --> 00:28:46,058
It was just a-a question in passing.
554
00:28:46,059 --> 00:28:47,894
Please, your dog.
555
00:28:47,895 --> 00:28:48,936
Yes, I'm sorry.
556
00:28:48,937 --> 00:28:51,480
- Control him!
- Yes, I'm sorry.
557
00:28:51,481 --> 00:28:52,940
Winnie is just a big fan.
558
00:28:52,941 --> 00:28:54,984
I don't like dogs.
559
00:28:54,985 --> 00:28:56,569
Ah.
560
00:28:56,570 --> 00:28:59,197
- Do you have a dog?
- I have a dog.
561
00:28:59,198 --> 00:29:01,408
I don't like him either.
562
00:29:01,783 --> 00:29:04,577
Ah, well, this-this has been a...
563
00:29:23,555 --> 00:29:26,140
You liked it, right?
564
00:29:26,141 --> 00:29:27,893
Is that what my face is saying?
565
00:29:28,644 --> 00:29:31,687
Oh hey! Listen, uh,
uh, before we wrap up,
566
00:29:31,688 --> 00:29:34,440
I have a little announcement to make.
567
00:29:34,441 --> 00:29:38,194
We are now the proud parents of a new...
568
00:29:38,195 --> 00:29:39,946
- podcast.
- What does that mean?
569
00:29:39,947 --> 00:29:42,074
We just published our first episode.
570
00:29:42,699 --> 00:29:45,952
Or dropped. We-we dropped
it. Like it was hot.
571
00:29:45,953 --> 00:29:48,412
Excuse me, when did we do that?
572
00:29:48,413 --> 00:29:50,498
- An hour ago.
- I can't find it.
573
00:29:50,499 --> 00:29:54,085
Oh, try Dimas Chicken Wraps Presents
574
00:29:54,086 --> 00:29:55,170
Only Murders in the Building.
575
00:29:55,712 --> 00:29:58,881
I got us a big fat sponsorship.
576
00:29:58,882 --> 00:30:01,968
Teddy had one condition.
Because it's Chicken Wrap month,
577
00:30:01,969 --> 00:30:05,096
he needed us to drop the
first episode right away, so...
578
00:30:05,097 --> 00:30:06,973
You rushed it. Big surprise.
579
00:30:06,974 --> 00:30:08,851
This is an Oliver Putnam Production.
580
00:30:09,434 --> 00:30:10,810
How we doing? Any audience?
581
00:30:10,811 --> 00:30:13,020
Found it. Four listens so far.
582
00:30:13,021 --> 00:30:15,022
In only an hour?
583
00:30:15,023 --> 00:30:18,569
At this rate, we're gonna be,
like, at two million by... Thursday.
584
00:30:19,069 --> 00:30:20,945
- Any comments?
- Oh yeah.
585
00:30:20,946 --> 00:30:23,198
"Charles-Haden Savage is a... "
586
00:30:23,991 --> 00:30:26,492
I-it's good. It's a-a
good, nice comment.
587
00:30:26,493 --> 00:30:28,452
- It's good? Oh.
- Yeah, I bet it's good.
588
00:30:28,453 --> 00:30:30,037
Did you use my concertina music?
589
00:30:30,038 --> 00:30:32,707
- I should really be going...
- I knew it.
590
00:30:32,708 --> 00:30:34,167
You know what? I am the worst.
591
00:30:34,168 --> 00:30:35,918
So, basically, you released our podcast,
592
00:30:35,919 --> 00:30:37,628
we have no real theories,
593
00:30:37,629 --> 00:30:39,797
let alone a prime suspect.
594
00:30:39,798 --> 00:30:42,258
When we have 12 listeners,
maybe we can worry.
595
00:30:42,259 --> 00:30:45,219
Okay, you know what? I've got this.
596
00:30:45,220 --> 00:30:46,971
I'm all over it!
597
00:30:46,972 --> 00:30:48,974
Worry not!
598
00:30:49,433 --> 00:30:50,933
And I'm fucking worried.
599
00:30:52,060 --> 00:30:54,729
I'm so fucking worried.
600
00:30:57,733 --> 00:31:01,236
I've directed 212 theatrical productions
601
00:31:02,196 --> 00:31:04,447
and I've always found my lead.
602
00:31:04,448 --> 00:31:07,033
Everyone! Exciting, right?
603
00:31:07,034 --> 00:31:08,701
Still got a shot!
604
00:31:08,702 --> 00:31:10,995
Five, six, seven, eight!
605
00:31:10,996 --> 00:31:13,331
It takes a particular eye to know
606
00:31:13,332 --> 00:31:15,875
who's got that special star spark...
607
00:31:15,876 --> 00:31:18,252
Order the hat! Back to the newsstand!
608
00:31:18,253 --> 00:31:21,049
... and who's just a
background player. Bunny!
609
00:31:21,050 --> 00:31:24,050
If this were a children's show, you'd
be scaring the children. Get out.
610
00:31:24,051 --> 00:31:25,092
Real estate woman.
611
00:31:25,093 --> 00:31:27,345
Get out! Everyone, stage right!
612
00:31:27,346 --> 00:31:29,306
Go away! Get off the stage! Leave!
613
00:31:39,399 --> 00:31:43,069
I know they're here, in the Arconia,
614
00:31:43,070 --> 00:31:45,071
waiting to be discovered.
615
00:32:06,760 --> 00:32:09,471
Winnie?
616
00:32:11,473 --> 00:32:14,600
Winnie?
617
00:32:14,601 --> 00:32:17,228
What's wrong, girl?
618
00:32:19,231 --> 00:32:20,773
Oh my God.
619
00:32:20,774 --> 00:32:22,984
Who would do this to you?
620
00:32:28,907 --> 00:32:30,241
♪ Don't stand... ♪
621
00:32:30,242 --> 00:32:32,159
If we began with the question,
622
00:32:32,160 --> 00:32:34,203
"How well do you know your neighbors?"
623
00:32:34,204 --> 00:32:35,705
♪ Don't stand so close to me... ♪
624
00:32:35,706 --> 00:32:37,999
Turns out, the answer is
625
00:32:38,000 --> 00:32:40,793
your most well-known neighbor...
626
00:32:40,794 --> 00:32:43,254
♪ Don't stand so close to me ♪
627
00:32:43,255 --> 00:32:45,047
... might be the one you know the least.
628
00:32:45,048 --> 00:32:46,549
♪ Don't stand ♪
629
00:32:46,550 --> 00:32:48,467
♪ Don't stand so ♪
630
00:32:48,468 --> 00:32:51,597
♪ Don't stand so close to me ♪
631
00:33:54,826 --> 00:33:58,580
Tim Kono was murdered by
someone in this building.
632
00:33:59,289 --> 00:34:00,331
I hated Tim Kono.
633
00:34:00,332 --> 00:34:01,874
That shit ball, Tim Kono.
634
00:34:01,875 --> 00:34:03,251
I'm happy Tim is dead.
635
00:34:03,252 --> 00:34:05,461
He once yelled at me
for smoking outside!
636
00:34:05,462 --> 00:34:06,879
Look, nobody liked him,
637
00:34:06,880 --> 00:34:10,093
- but can we all just be grateful he's gone?
- Shit.
638
00:34:10,094 --> 00:34:13,344
I think our list of suspects
just got a little longer.
639
00:34:17,975 --> 00:34:19,725
The killer poisoned my dog.
640
00:34:19,726 --> 00:34:21,769
"End the podcast or I end you."
641
00:34:21,770 --> 00:34:22,770
Who did this?
642
00:34:23,063 --> 00:34:24,439
You think Tim's death is my fault.
643
00:34:25,566 --> 00:34:26,649
Twist!
644
00:34:26,650 --> 00:34:28,985
We have an unexpected turn of events!
645
00:34:28,986 --> 00:34:30,403
You're a simpleton.
646
00:34:30,404 --> 00:34:31,571
Damn it, I didn't get that.
647
00:34:31,572 --> 00:34:33,239
Can you call me a simpleton again?
648
00:34:33,240 --> 00:34:34,992
- You're a simpleton.
- Oh, thank you.
649
00:34:35,325 --> 00:34:37,076
We need one lead.
650
00:34:37,077 --> 00:34:39,161
I'm looking for Tim's fiancée.
651
00:34:39,162 --> 00:34:41,998
He got fired for losing a
big client a lot of money.
652
00:34:41,999 --> 00:34:44,542
I found all these in his apartment.
653
00:34:44,543 --> 00:34:46,002
We're dying for the next episode!
654
00:34:46,003 --> 00:34:47,211
We may be too!
655
00:34:47,212 --> 00:34:48,838
This is our strongest suspect yet.
656
00:34:48,839 --> 00:34:49,964
If we're gonna do this,
657
00:34:49,965 --> 00:34:51,674
we're gonna do it now or never.
658
00:34:58,724 --> 00:34:59,933
I'm sorry...
659
00:35:00,475 --> 00:35:01,809
The plan is to meet with the murderer,
660
00:35:01,810 --> 00:35:04,187
bring up a dangerous
topic until he snaps,
661
00:35:04,188 --> 00:35:07,398
reaches under the sofa, pulls out
the murder weapon, and kills us all.
662
00:35:07,399 --> 00:35:09,275
And we record him
663
00:35:09,276 --> 00:35:10,402
for the podcast.
664
00:35:10,403 --> 00:35:15,403
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