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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,376 --> 00:00:02,877 We need to find someone who knew him. 2 00:00:02,878 --> 00:00:06,714 They're holding a memorial for Tim Kono in the lobby in 10 minutes. 3 00:00:06,715 --> 00:00:09,258 I'm sure we're all grieving the loss of Tim Kono. 4 00:00:09,259 --> 00:00:11,219 Ooh, a therapist is always a fun suspect. 5 00:00:11,220 --> 00:00:14,347 I lived next to that miserable man for eight years, 6 00:00:14,348 --> 00:00:16,015 and I need those extra rooms. 7 00:00:16,016 --> 00:00:18,893 Wouldn't be the first New Yorker to kill for good real estate. 8 00:00:18,894 --> 00:00:20,520 Were you close to Tim? 9 00:00:20,521 --> 00:00:22,563 My cat. She died last night. 10 00:00:22,564 --> 00:00:25,900 I really did not want this to become a regular thing, 11 00:00:25,901 --> 00:00:27,903 - but I am strapped. - Dad. 12 00:00:29,196 --> 00:00:31,447 Your building fees are eight months past due. 13 00:00:31,448 --> 00:00:32,740 Don't fuck with me, Oliver. 14 00:00:32,741 --> 00:00:35,868 I would love to look at those complaints about Tim Kono. 15 00:00:35,869 --> 00:00:38,037 Buy two, and I'll throw in the file. Buy three, 16 00:00:38,038 --> 00:00:41,165 and I'll fill you in on the stuff that was too juicy to write down. 17 00:00:41,166 --> 00:00:43,709 You can't disappear for 10 years, then show up 18 00:00:43,710 --> 00:00:46,128 and start dragging up a bunch of shit from when we were kids. 19 00:00:46,129 --> 00:00:48,506 Oscar's getting out, Tim. You can make things right. 20 00:00:48,507 --> 00:00:49,715 You know what happened that night. 21 00:00:49,716 --> 00:00:52,134 They're cleaning out Tim Kono's apartment tomorrow, 22 00:00:52,135 --> 00:00:54,846 so we're gonna look around for clues before everything's gone. 23 00:00:54,847 --> 00:00:57,598 - Bloody cat prints! - My beautiful Evelyn. 24 00:00:57,599 --> 00:00:59,725 The cat was here after Tim died. 25 00:00:59,726 --> 00:01:02,770 I think our list of suspects just got a little longer. 26 00:01:21,331 --> 00:01:25,459 This is Splash! The Musical. 27 00:01:25,460 --> 00:01:27,546 Not squirt. Not tinkle. 28 00:01:28,380 --> 00:01:30,214 - Splash! - Oliver, 29 00:01:30,215 --> 00:01:32,216 you said this was a social dinner. 30 00:01:32,217 --> 00:01:33,968 Well, it's a good thing dinner's over 31 00:01:33,969 --> 00:01:37,388 because I have this new idea for the set. 32 00:01:37,389 --> 00:01:39,974 - We already built a set. - Y... you're four mill over budget. 33 00:01:39,975 --> 00:01:43,395 No, no, no, no. W-w-we need a set that no one has seen. 34 00:01:44,313 --> 00:01:47,356 A pier high above the stage. 35 00:01:47,357 --> 00:01:50,318 A pool built directly into the floor. 36 00:01:50,319 --> 00:01:52,195 - A pool? - Yeah, picture it. 37 00:01:52,196 --> 00:01:55,157 You're dancing, kickin' up water like Singin' In The Rain. 38 00:01:56,074 --> 00:01:57,783 Then, 39 00:01:57,784 --> 00:01:59,660 you lower the floor... 40 00:02:00,746 --> 00:02:03,749 And you can dive down! Splash! 41 00:02:04,249 --> 00:02:07,585 And do some fantastic synchronized swimming choreography. 42 00:02:07,586 --> 00:02:09,129 This seems insane. 43 00:02:10,088 --> 00:02:12,131 - Right, Teddy? - When isn't it? 44 00:02:12,132 --> 00:02:13,217 Teddy... 45 00:02:13,884 --> 00:02:15,886 look at Roberta, please. 46 00:02:17,054 --> 00:02:18,096 Hello, Roberta. 47 00:02:19,056 --> 00:02:21,098 - Hi, Teddy. - Now... 48 00:02:21,099 --> 00:02:23,851 ... picture me at 28. 49 00:02:23,852 --> 00:02:26,479 The opening night of my first Off-Broadway show. 50 00:02:26,480 --> 00:02:28,731 Way off. Off, off, off, off, off. 51 00:02:28,732 --> 00:02:32,443 And I look across the room, and I see this beautiful woman, 52 00:02:32,444 --> 00:02:35,363 totally out of my league. 53 00:02:35,364 --> 00:02:38,032 And I figure, if I've got a shot, 54 00:02:38,033 --> 00:02:40,034 I gotta go all in. 55 00:02:41,745 --> 00:02:44,372 So I slowly saunter over, and I say, 56 00:02:44,373 --> 00:02:46,582 "Oh, hello. I'm Oliver Putnam, 57 00:02:46,583 --> 00:02:49,585 and I would like to take you to dinner right now." 58 00:02:49,586 --> 00:02:51,546 And she smiles and says, 59 00:02:51,547 --> 00:02:52,798 - "Fat chance." - "Hell no." 60 00:02:53,507 --> 00:02:56,217 And then I said, "How about a snack?" 61 00:02:56,218 --> 00:02:58,469 Who says no to a snack? 62 00:02:58,470 --> 00:03:01,180 So we go to the Shining Star Diner across the street, 63 00:03:01,181 --> 00:03:04,433 and I tell her that I will, some day, 64 00:03:04,434 --> 00:03:08,020 direct every big Broadway show, 65 00:03:08,021 --> 00:03:11,066 and, some day, I'm going to marry her. 66 00:03:11,650 --> 00:03:13,943 And she laughs and says, 67 00:03:13,944 --> 00:03:14,944 - "Sure you will." - "Hell no!" 68 00:03:14,945 --> 00:03:18,072 And then I point over here to the Arconia, and I say, 69 00:03:18,073 --> 00:03:21,617 "And, some day, I'm gonna live in that place." 70 00:03:21,618 --> 00:03:23,120 And Roberta says... 71 00:03:24,288 --> 00:03:25,454 "Now, you're talking." 72 00:03:25,455 --> 00:03:27,748 Teddy, 73 00:03:27,749 --> 00:03:31,544 look who married way out of his league and lives four floors above you. 74 00:03:33,380 --> 00:03:35,257 All that we have done together. 75 00:03:36,008 --> 00:03:37,259 This is our big one. 76 00:03:38,886 --> 00:03:41,429 You gotta dive all in with me. 77 00:03:45,267 --> 00:03:47,019 Oliver... 78 00:03:50,522 --> 00:03:52,190 I do like the pool. 79 00:03:52,191 --> 00:03:54,150 Ha! 80 00:03:54,151 --> 00:03:57,153 - Let me top you off. - Fine, but just a splash. 81 00:03:58,864 --> 00:04:01,240 Let's all make a fuckin' splash, 82 00:04:01,241 --> 00:04:03,367 shall we? 83 00:05:11,186 --> 00:05:13,437 How well do you know your neighbors? 84 00:05:13,438 --> 00:05:15,648 You see many of them every day, 85 00:05:15,649 --> 00:05:19,026 but have you ever wondered, could they harm me? 86 00:05:19,027 --> 00:05:21,195 Or even kill? 87 00:05:21,196 --> 00:05:24,907 Tim Kono was murdered by someone in this building, 88 00:05:24,908 --> 00:05:26,617 - which means... - Okay, I'm sorry. Cut. 89 00:05:26,618 --> 00:05:27,618 What's the matter? 90 00:05:28,036 --> 00:05:29,996 You are scoring a murder mystery, 91 00:05:29,997 --> 00:05:32,123 not DJing a hobbit's wedding. 92 00:05:32,124 --> 00:05:35,168 The concertina can be very haunting. It transports. 93 00:05:35,169 --> 00:05:38,462 Yeah well, it transports me back to 1800s Ireland. 94 00:05:38,463 --> 00:05:40,464 I feel like I'm in the middle of the Potato Famine. 95 00:05:41,800 --> 00:05:44,927 Don't I get a say after I invested in all this lovely equipment? 96 00:05:44,928 --> 00:05:46,554 I'm not paying for any of this, by the way. 97 00:05:46,555 --> 00:05:48,347 Of course not! 98 00:05:48,348 --> 00:05:51,934 I wasn't gonna ask you to chip in, even though it is... our podcast. 99 00:05:51,935 --> 00:05:54,188 Let's see if Mabel's free. I'll call her. 100 00:05:55,397 --> 00:05:56,523 Or should I text? 101 00:06:00,068 --> 00:06:02,236 Calls bother them for some reason. 102 00:06:02,237 --> 00:06:04,572 Yeah. I think it's a text. 103 00:06:08,160 --> 00:06:09,994 What sounds more casual? 104 00:06:09,995 --> 00:06:12,039 "Dear Mabel" or "Greetings, Mabel"? 105 00:06:14,249 --> 00:06:15,458 Hey. 106 00:06:15,459 --> 00:06:17,835 Ooh, our last Gut Milk shipment. 107 00:06:17,836 --> 00:06:19,921 Your next Gut Milk shipment. 108 00:06:19,922 --> 00:06:21,297 Plus, 109 00:06:21,298 --> 00:06:24,550 I wrote down everything I could about that shit ball Tim Kono. 110 00:06:24,551 --> 00:06:26,385 May he rest in peace. But, 111 00:06:26,386 --> 00:06:29,430 - if anybody catches you with this... - I will burn it 112 00:06:29,431 --> 00:06:31,849 and snort the ashes like it's 1982. 113 00:06:31,850 --> 00:06:35,229 - Don't you worry. - Oh, and this is from Bunny. 114 00:06:37,523 --> 00:06:40,358 "If you do not pay within the next 24 hours, 115 00:06:40,359 --> 00:06:43,277 your water and power will be shut off." She said I had two weeks! 116 00:06:43,278 --> 00:06:44,946 She wants your ass out, baby. 117 00:06:44,947 --> 00:06:46,949 Gotta give Bunny her money! 118 00:06:53,997 --> 00:06:57,208 Hey! I figured out the perfect greeting for the text! 119 00:07:29,700 --> 00:07:32,493 - And these are... - Candid photos I took of our neighbors, 120 00:07:32,494 --> 00:07:35,788 matched with official complaints we got from Ursula. 121 00:07:35,789 --> 00:07:38,624 Cool, but why are they all selfies? 122 00:07:38,625 --> 00:07:40,418 So I don't draw suspicion. 123 00:07:40,419 --> 00:07:44,005 I'm sorry, I'm sorry. So... so you think that Sting, 124 00:07:44,006 --> 00:07:46,799 musical icon Sting, killed Tim Kono? 125 00:07:46,800 --> 00:07:48,926 I'm just a fan. He lives in the building, 126 00:07:48,927 --> 00:07:51,262 and I always wanted a picture with him. You know. 127 00:07:51,263 --> 00:07:54,223 I'll move it over here. I could get him to sign it later. 128 00:07:54,224 --> 00:07:57,143 - How do we even start with these? - Well... 129 00:07:57,144 --> 00:07:59,187 how do you sculpt an elephant? 130 00:07:59,188 --> 00:08:00,771 You start with a block of marble, 131 00:08:00,772 --> 00:08:04,525 and you chip away everything that isn't elephant. 132 00:08:04,526 --> 00:08:05,860 We do the same thing. 133 00:08:05,861 --> 00:08:08,279 We eliminate everyone who isn't a killer, 134 00:08:08,280 --> 00:08:10,489 until we're left with the person who is. 135 00:08:10,490 --> 00:08:13,910 Intriguing, and yet totally backwards. 136 00:08:13,911 --> 00:08:15,494 When you cast a show, you don't say, 137 00:08:15,495 --> 00:08:17,997 "I'm looking for not a Brad Pitt-type." 138 00:08:17,998 --> 00:08:19,624 You say who you are looking for. 139 00:08:19,625 --> 00:08:22,752 All right. I am looking for a guy 140 00:08:22,753 --> 00:08:26,672 I saw going up the stairs in a tie-dyed hoodie 141 00:08:26,673 --> 00:08:29,301 the night of the fire alarm when Tim died. 142 00:08:30,636 --> 00:08:34,096 And I'm looking for the mysterious... 143 00:08:34,097 --> 00:08:35,640 Tim's fiancée. 144 00:08:35,641 --> 00:08:38,017 What if tie-dye guy is the fiancé? 145 00:08:38,018 --> 00:08:39,268 Guys, guys, guys. 146 00:08:39,269 --> 00:08:41,687 We need one lead. 147 00:08:41,688 --> 00:08:43,190 One lead. 148 00:08:46,235 --> 00:08:47,277 Stop! 149 00:08:49,696 --> 00:08:51,114 I know how to do this. 150 00:08:57,329 --> 00:08:59,121 Congrats! 151 00:08:59,122 --> 00:09:01,833 On making it this far. 152 00:09:01,834 --> 00:09:04,669 You should all feel very proud indeed. 153 00:09:04,670 --> 00:09:07,880 But as you know, there can only be one 154 00:09:07,881 --> 00:09:10,258 Tim Kono's murderer. 155 00:09:10,259 --> 00:09:12,134 I'm looking for motive. 156 00:09:12,135 --> 00:09:14,178 I'm looking for means. 157 00:09:14,179 --> 00:09:16,181 But most of all... 158 00:09:16,890 --> 00:09:19,434 I'm looking for moxie. 159 00:09:20,602 --> 00:09:21,853 Ah! 160 00:09:21,854 --> 00:09:23,813 The needy therapist. 161 00:09:23,814 --> 00:09:26,816 I did it. I'm a bad therapist. 162 00:09:27,985 --> 00:09:30,570 Okay, you know what? I can't with the neediness. 163 00:09:30,571 --> 00:09:32,530 Step to the back line, please. Quickly. 164 00:09:37,411 --> 00:09:38,911 Okay, ye... Ladies, 165 00:09:38,912 --> 00:09:41,247 I-I don't have a clue what's happening here, 166 00:09:41,248 --> 00:09:42,708 but none of it's interesting. 167 00:09:44,960 --> 00:09:46,003 Ah! 168 00:09:46,587 --> 00:09:49,590 The murderous matriarch from next door. 169 00:09:51,300 --> 00:09:52,884 I did it. 170 00:09:52,885 --> 00:09:54,385 And I would do it again 171 00:09:54,386 --> 00:09:56,429 for the square footage 172 00:09:56,430 --> 00:09:58,014 and that view. 173 00:09:58,015 --> 00:09:59,974 The only view you're going to have 174 00:09:59,975 --> 00:10:01,768 is from the back line! 175 00:10:03,770 --> 00:10:06,773 No one wants a murder podcast about real estate! 176 00:10:13,030 --> 00:10:16,033 People, you-you can't look like you want it too much. 177 00:10:17,075 --> 00:10:19,452 - Big mistake. - Pay your bills! 178 00:10:19,453 --> 00:10:21,829 ♪ Pay your bills! ♪ 179 00:10:21,830 --> 00:10:23,664 ♪ Oliver Putnam ♪ 180 00:10:23,665 --> 00:10:26,167 ♪ Pay your fucking ♪ 181 00:10:26,168 --> 00:10:28,587 ♪ Bills! ♪ 182 00:10:29,129 --> 00:10:30,838 Bunny, why are you singing? 183 00:10:30,839 --> 00:10:32,965 Well, this is a musical, right? 184 00:10:32,966 --> 00:10:35,676 Not with you in it. Back line! 185 00:10:39,598 --> 00:10:41,266 Ah... 186 00:10:42,267 --> 00:10:44,310 Evelyn's cat daddy. 187 00:10:44,311 --> 00:10:47,396 Oh, had a lot of complaints about Tim. 188 00:10:47,397 --> 00:10:49,440 Tim complained a lot about Evelyn. 189 00:10:49,441 --> 00:10:51,692 He said she gave him asthma attacks. 190 00:10:51,693 --> 00:10:53,070 He threatened to shoot her. 191 00:10:53,570 --> 00:10:55,154 Oh, so you knew Tim had a gun. 192 00:10:55,155 --> 00:10:56,822 That's right. 193 00:10:56,823 --> 00:10:58,950 She had nine lives, 194 00:10:58,951 --> 00:11:01,119 but I cut his one short. 195 00:11:01,787 --> 00:11:03,205 Cute. 196 00:11:04,373 --> 00:11:06,999 - Stay put. - Curiosity killed the cat, 197 00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:08,167 but I killed Tim Kono... 198 00:11:08,168 --> 00:11:10,045 - Okay, you wanna lose the gig? Keep talking! 199 00:11:11,839 --> 00:11:13,548 All right, everyone! 200 00:11:13,549 --> 00:11:15,216 With the exception of Howard Morris... 201 00:11:19,263 --> 00:11:20,514 Back line. 202 00:11:26,228 --> 00:11:28,688 We have our lead. 203 00:11:28,689 --> 00:11:30,690 Howard Morris. 204 00:11:30,691 --> 00:11:32,525 Tim threatened to kill his cat, 205 00:11:32,526 --> 00:11:34,694 and he knew that Tim had a gun. 206 00:11:34,695 --> 00:11:37,113 Plus, those paw prints in Tim's blood. 207 00:11:37,114 --> 00:11:39,282 - Correct. - So, what's our plan? 208 00:11:39,283 --> 00:11:41,659 Well, it's an audition. W-w-we meet with him, 209 00:11:41,660 --> 00:11:43,578 bring up Tim Kono, see what he does. 210 00:11:43,579 --> 00:11:45,121 I'm sorry. The plan is 211 00:11:45,122 --> 00:11:48,291 to meet with a murderer, bring up a dangerous topic till he snaps, 212 00:11:48,292 --> 00:11:51,544 reaches under the sofa, pulls out the murder weapon, and kills us all? 213 00:11:51,545 --> 00:11:53,337 And we record him. 214 00:11:53,338 --> 00:11:54,922 For the podcast. Ha, ha! 215 00:11:54,923 --> 00:11:57,717 No, no, no. I-I can't... Is that even legal? 216 00:11:57,718 --> 00:11:59,302 Oh, that's a good point. 217 00:11:59,303 --> 00:12:01,554 We might have to tell him he's being recorded. 218 00:12:01,555 --> 00:12:04,140 But subtly, of course, 'cause I don't think he'd like that. 219 00:12:04,141 --> 00:12:05,850 Can I keep this when we're done? 220 00:12:05,851 --> 00:12:07,015 No, no. I have to return all this stuff 221 00:12:07,016 --> 00:12:08,477 in 30 days to get our money back. 222 00:12:08,478 --> 00:12:11,398 No! We can't rush this. Promise me we're not rushing this. 223 00:12:12,107 --> 00:12:13,107 I'll see you later. 224 00:12:14,484 --> 00:12:16,440 Wait, you're not coming? W-where are you gonna be 225 00:12:16,441 --> 00:12:18,154 while we interview a murderer? 226 00:12:18,155 --> 00:12:21,158 Oh, just producer stuff. Boring. Good luck. 227 00:12:22,201 --> 00:12:24,244 What the shit was that? 228 00:12:34,963 --> 00:12:36,465 Hey... 229 00:12:37,090 --> 00:12:38,090 Oliver. 230 00:12:38,091 --> 00:12:41,344 Teddy, my God. You do not age! 231 00:12:41,345 --> 00:12:44,014 I need the name of your witch! 232 00:12:44,473 --> 00:12:46,682 Oh God. What do you need? 233 00:12:49,603 --> 00:12:51,103 Come on in. 234 00:12:51,104 --> 00:12:53,481 Now, we need to be careful. 235 00:12:57,444 --> 00:12:59,362 Howard could snap if he feels threatened. 236 00:12:59,363 --> 00:13:01,113 Okay, that's why I think 237 00:13:01,114 --> 00:13:02,907 - we should just hit him with the charm. - Good. 238 00:13:02,908 --> 00:13:04,617 Excellent, so I'll take the lead on this. 239 00:13:04,618 --> 00:13:06,911 - Excuse me? - Well, I'm an actor. 240 00:13:06,912 --> 00:13:08,579 I can turn on the charm. 241 00:13:08,580 --> 00:13:09,915 Is it on now? 242 00:13:10,499 --> 00:13:12,376 It's warming up. 243 00:13:14,378 --> 00:13:16,420 - Hello... - Hello. Lobby? 244 00:13:16,421 --> 00:13:18,464 Yes, please. 245 00:13:18,465 --> 00:13:20,383 Oh! I see you're a musician. 246 00:13:20,384 --> 00:13:22,134 Oh, good eye. 247 00:13:22,135 --> 00:13:24,804 I'm actually first chair bassoon in the City Symphony. 248 00:13:24,805 --> 00:13:27,390 Mm. First chair, Mabel. She's first chair. 249 00:13:27,391 --> 00:13:29,393 I heard. I don't know what that means. 250 00:13:30,853 --> 00:13:32,979 Wait a minute. Is that your bassoon 251 00:13:32,980 --> 00:13:35,022 I hear playing through the courtyard every night? 252 00:13:35,023 --> 00:13:37,275 Oh, I'm sorry. I should close my window. 253 00:13:37,276 --> 00:13:40,736 No, it's lovely. I think of it as the sound of the Arconia. 254 00:13:40,737 --> 00:13:42,906 Oh. That's really sweet. 255 00:13:44,324 --> 00:13:46,742 Um, the echoes help me hear my pitch, 256 00:13:46,743 --> 00:13:49,537 and if I need to adjust my embouchure. 257 00:13:49,538 --> 00:13:51,038 Mm. Of course. 258 00:13:51,039 --> 00:13:53,291 Mabel, the embouchure is... 259 00:13:53,292 --> 00:13:54,835 is a mouth position. 260 00:13:55,586 --> 00:13:57,588 Rad. 261 00:14:00,424 --> 00:14:02,550 It was nice meeting you. I'm Jan. 262 00:14:02,551 --> 00:14:04,344 I'm Charles. 263 00:14:04,887 --> 00:14:06,721 Get some, Mr. Savage. 264 00:14:06,722 --> 00:14:09,599 - I will not. - Not with that attitude. 265 00:14:09,600 --> 00:14:11,350 Is my nose bleeding? 266 00:14:11,351 --> 00:14:12,768 No. Well, let's go. 267 00:14:12,769 --> 00:14:14,262 I'm gonna get Howard to talk. 268 00:14:14,263 --> 00:14:16,314 You just make sure he knows he's being recorded. 269 00:14:16,315 --> 00:14:19,234 Right, right. Testing! Testing! 270 00:14:20,611 --> 00:14:22,154 Some good memories, huh, Teddy? 271 00:14:22,738 --> 00:14:24,947 Makes me so happy seeing them up. 272 00:14:24,948 --> 00:14:27,491 It would be nice if I had posters of the shows 273 00:14:27,492 --> 00:14:28,952 you talked me out of investing in. 274 00:14:29,661 --> 00:14:31,329 - Les Mis? - Yeah, I know. 275 00:14:31,330 --> 00:14:33,956 "It's such a downer, Teddy, and all over a loaf of bread?" 276 00:14:33,957 --> 00:14:35,958 - Well, it was. - Mamma Mia. 277 00:14:35,959 --> 00:14:37,877 "I didn't like ABBA when they were ABBA." 278 00:14:37,878 --> 00:14:39,086 - Yeah. - Hamilton. 279 00:14:39,087 --> 00:14:42,090 They picked the one Founding Father with no pizazz. 280 00:14:42,883 --> 00:14:44,759 - That was wrong... - Look, Oliver, 281 00:14:44,760 --> 00:14:48,054 I don't mean to rush. Uh, you know my son, Theo. 282 00:14:48,055 --> 00:14:49,597 We have a thing we need to... 283 00:14:51,350 --> 00:14:53,601 I-I won't be long. I promise. 284 00:14:53,602 --> 00:14:55,395 Can you... Can you sign that to him? 285 00:15:00,651 --> 00:15:01,944 Thank you! 286 00:15:02,444 --> 00:15:04,779 So-so Teddy, um... 287 00:15:04,780 --> 00:15:06,906 I'm doing a podcast. 288 00:15:06,907 --> 00:15:10,284 A true crime podcast about a murder 289 00:15:10,285 --> 00:15:12,788 that took place in our own building. 290 00:15:14,623 --> 00:15:16,750 Raise your hand if you just got chills. 291 00:15:18,126 --> 00:15:20,753 But... And it isn't just the story of a man's death. 292 00:15:20,754 --> 00:15:23,422 It is about our craving for truth. 293 00:15:23,423 --> 00:15:25,842 Our hunger for justice. 294 00:15:25,843 --> 00:15:29,262 And that's why I think Dimas Delis is the obvious sponsor. 295 00:15:29,263 --> 00:15:32,098 Hold on. You're really asking me for money? 296 00:15:32,099 --> 00:15:34,016 Well, I wouldn't, uh, put it like that. 297 00:15:34,017 --> 00:15:37,019 I-I'm just saying that you can advertise 298 00:15:37,020 --> 00:15:40,189 for the very low cost of $32,000. 299 00:15:40,190 --> 00:15:43,067 - Oliver! Motherfucking hell! - Oh, come on, Teddy, 300 00:15:43,068 --> 00:15:45,236 I know there's a part of you that misses me, 301 00:15:45,237 --> 00:15:48,030 - and misses the magic we made. - Oliver, I loved our shows. 302 00:15:48,031 --> 00:15:50,700 It's setting money on fire I don't care for. 303 00:15:50,701 --> 00:15:52,785 But listen, let's grab a drink some time. 304 00:15:52,786 --> 00:15:54,537 Oh, I would love that. When is good? 305 00:15:54,538 --> 00:15:57,206 - When it doesn't cost me 32K. - Ah. 306 00:16:02,337 --> 00:16:03,754 What a putz. 307 00:16:03,755 --> 00:16:08,093 Uh, hi, Howard. 308 00:16:08,719 --> 00:16:10,553 We just wanted to see 309 00:16:10,554 --> 00:16:13,014 how you were holding up since Evelyn. 310 00:16:13,015 --> 00:16:14,473 Thank you. 311 00:16:14,474 --> 00:16:15,809 I wish I were dead. 312 00:16:19,521 --> 00:16:21,898 I'm sorry. Things have gotten a bit away from me. 313 00:16:21,899 --> 00:16:24,066 Oh, it's okay. Um, 314 00:16:24,067 --> 00:16:26,068 do you have another cat, Mr. Morris? 315 00:16:26,069 --> 00:16:28,738 No. This is all Evelyn's. 316 00:16:28,739 --> 00:16:30,740 If I don't touch anything... 317 00:16:30,741 --> 00:16:33,243 food, water, toys... 318 00:16:34,244 --> 00:16:35,913 I can pretend she's still here. 319 00:16:36,371 --> 00:16:39,874 You know, I heard this once, and maybe you can appreciate it. 320 00:16:39,875 --> 00:16:42,877 A cat never really leaves you 321 00:16:42,878 --> 00:16:45,172 because they transmit parasites. 322 00:16:49,885 --> 00:16:52,428 I'm sure Evelyn was very clean. 323 00:16:52,429 --> 00:16:54,096 She was. Thank you. 324 00:16:54,097 --> 00:16:57,266 It seems like everyone in the building loved her. 325 00:16:57,267 --> 00:16:59,978 - Mm-hmm. - Unlike Tim Kono. 326 00:17:01,396 --> 00:17:03,731 I'm sorry, I just... 327 00:17:03,732 --> 00:17:05,566 I link them because... 328 00:17:05,567 --> 00:17:07,861 they both died the same day. 329 00:17:08,487 --> 00:17:11,572 - Right. - And people didn't really like Tim Kono. 330 00:17:11,573 --> 00:17:13,950 No, people did not. 331 00:17:13,951 --> 00:17:14,952 I hear. 332 00:17:15,452 --> 00:17:18,204 Really? What did you hear exactly? Just... 333 00:17:18,205 --> 00:17:19,956 I shouldn't speak ill of the dead. 334 00:17:19,957 --> 00:17:21,249 Tim was a prick. 335 00:17:21,250 --> 00:17:22,834 Yes, he certainly fuckin' was. 336 00:17:22,835 --> 00:17:25,127 We saw him on the elevator the other day. 337 00:17:25,128 --> 00:17:27,088 What did he do? That fuck. 338 00:17:27,089 --> 00:17:29,465 He berated someone over the phone. 339 00:17:29,466 --> 00:17:31,425 Yeah. Typical Tim. 340 00:17:31,426 --> 00:17:33,928 Something about a missing ring... 341 00:17:33,929 --> 00:17:35,179 Hm. 342 00:17:35,180 --> 00:17:36,849 He was always upset about something. 343 00:17:37,808 --> 00:17:39,059 It got worse recently. 344 00:17:39,601 --> 00:17:40,810 I heard 345 00:17:40,811 --> 00:17:43,729 that he got fired from his investment firm 346 00:17:43,730 --> 00:17:46,399 for losing a big client a lot of money. 347 00:17:46,400 --> 00:17:48,067 - Really? - Mm-hmm. 348 00:17:48,068 --> 00:17:50,361 Did Tim ever get upset with Evelyn? 349 00:17:50,362 --> 00:17:52,446 What kind of person 350 00:17:52,447 --> 00:17:54,407 leaves their window open, 351 00:17:54,408 --> 00:17:57,327 and then gets mad at a cat for wandering in? 352 00:17:58,036 --> 00:17:59,412 Evelyn wasn't a vindictive girl, 353 00:17:59,413 --> 00:18:01,748 but I know that she is happy Tim is dead. 354 00:18:04,042 --> 00:18:06,295 Hm. Uh... 355 00:18:08,422 --> 00:18:10,673 My God, she's beautiful. 356 00:18:10,674 --> 00:18:12,633 - Mm-hmm. - That's not Evelyn. 357 00:18:12,634 --> 00:18:14,635 Oh. 358 00:18:14,636 --> 00:18:17,096 - I could've sworn... - That's Barbara. 359 00:18:17,097 --> 00:18:18,681 She was a bitch. 360 00:18:18,682 --> 00:18:22,310 Yeah. Still, it's so nice that she's up there, too, 361 00:18:22,311 --> 00:18:23,978 because it's like... 362 00:18:23,979 --> 00:18:25,814 you're being recorded. 363 00:18:26,440 --> 00:18:28,649 - What was that? - I said... 364 00:18:28,650 --> 00:18:30,443 she's watching you, 365 00:18:30,444 --> 00:18:32,111 so it's like... 366 00:18:32,112 --> 00:18:33,739 you're being recorded. 367 00:18:34,656 --> 00:18:37,575 I-I wouldn't put it that way. Why would you say it like that? 368 00:18:37,576 --> 00:18:41,245 Uh, I... I don't know. 369 00:18:41,246 --> 00:18:45,126 You were saying Evelyn was happy that Tim died? 370 00:18:45,127 --> 00:18:47,044 - Whoa! Jesus! - What did you do? 371 00:18:47,669 --> 00:18:49,671 Oh, sorry. Sorry. 372 00:18:50,464 --> 00:18:52,007 What is wrong with you? 373 00:18:57,054 --> 00:18:58,513 What the fuck! Oh my God! 374 00:18:58,514 --> 00:19:00,681 Go get ice! Ice! Go! 375 00:19:00,682 --> 00:19:01,766 Shit. 376 00:19:02,935 --> 00:19:04,393 Ice. 377 00:19:04,394 --> 00:19:06,646 Uh... 378 00:19:06,647 --> 00:19:07,939 Just get ice! 379 00:19:07,940 --> 00:19:09,357 Ice? 380 00:19:09,358 --> 00:19:11,984 Ice. Oh my God. 381 00:19:11,985 --> 00:19:13,736 Uh... 382 00:19:13,737 --> 00:19:15,655 Ah! 383 00:19:15,656 --> 00:19:16,989 Jeez... 384 00:19:16,990 --> 00:19:19,116 Will you hurry? What the fuck! 385 00:19:20,118 --> 00:19:21,370 God... 386 00:19:23,580 --> 00:19:25,582 You're taking too long! 387 00:19:26,667 --> 00:19:28,669 Hurry, Brazzos! 388 00:19:31,129 --> 00:19:34,090 Oh my God, oh my God, uh... Quick! 389 00:19:34,091 --> 00:19:35,675 Howard, are you okay? 390 00:19:39,221 --> 00:19:41,097 I have vasovagal syncope. 391 00:19:41,098 --> 00:19:43,057 I... I... I faint at the sight of blood. 392 00:19:43,058 --> 00:19:44,475 Oh. 393 00:19:44,476 --> 00:19:46,103 Well, that... that sucks. 394 00:19:46,562 --> 00:19:47,937 Probably keeps you from 395 00:19:47,938 --> 00:19:50,273 doing a lot of things, 396 00:19:50,274 --> 00:19:53,277 like being present for bloody murders. 397 00:19:54,945 --> 00:19:56,445 You know, 398 00:19:56,446 --> 00:19:58,573 there's a cat in your freezer. 399 00:19:58,574 --> 00:20:00,283 Yes, I know that. 400 00:20:00,284 --> 00:20:03,412 I think Tim poisoned Evelyn, and then killed himself. 401 00:20:04,371 --> 00:20:06,664 I'm getting a toxicology report done. 402 00:20:06,665 --> 00:20:08,165 Makes sense. 403 00:20:08,166 --> 00:20:10,669 It's just that she's next to your food... 404 00:20:12,421 --> 00:20:13,630 Touching it. 405 00:20:46,914 --> 00:20:48,748 Is it cancer? 406 00:20:48,749 --> 00:20:51,375 I just need to know how invested I should get in you. 407 00:20:51,376 --> 00:20:53,961 - You don't adopt a 20-year-old dog. - I'm not dying. 408 00:20:53,962 --> 00:20:56,464 It's anxiety. It happens sometimes when I talk to people. 409 00:20:56,465 --> 00:20:58,841 But I have it managed. I just don't talk to people. 410 00:20:58,842 --> 00:21:01,219 Or go on dates. Or know my neighbors. 411 00:21:01,220 --> 00:21:02,345 Well, you know me. 412 00:21:02,346 --> 00:21:04,889 - And you are? - Not going to laugh at that. 413 00:21:04,890 --> 00:21:06,224 I don't blame you. 414 00:21:06,225 --> 00:21:08,434 I'm gonna get some air. 415 00:21:08,435 --> 00:21:09,810 So I guess Howard is alibied out. 416 00:21:09,811 --> 00:21:12,855 What? You bought that? The fainting act? 417 00:21:12,856 --> 00:21:15,066 I can spot actors a mile away. 418 00:21:15,067 --> 00:21:16,401 Any word from Oliver? 419 00:21:18,237 --> 00:21:19,904 Nothing. 420 00:21:19,905 --> 00:21:22,615 My agent always said he was unreliable. 421 00:21:22,616 --> 00:21:24,617 She said, "Don't even go audition for him." 422 00:21:24,618 --> 00:21:27,036 - 'Course it's moot because I'm offer-only... - Bye! 423 00:21:27,037 --> 00:21:29,456 Uh, bye. 424 00:21:35,587 --> 00:21:37,588 What are you up to? 425 00:21:40,259 --> 00:21:41,510 Jesus. 426 00:21:48,642 --> 00:21:50,935 Original posters like this 427 00:21:50,936 --> 00:21:53,272 go for five, sometimes 10,000. 428 00:21:54,189 --> 00:21:56,607 And I'm a little strapped right now. 429 00:21:56,608 --> 00:21:59,652 You can't sell this. Wasn't this your biggest show? 430 00:21:59,653 --> 00:22:02,071 No, no. This was my biggest flop. 431 00:22:02,072 --> 00:22:04,824 Oh. There were bigger flops. 432 00:22:04,825 --> 00:22:07,118 Oh, no, no. No, no, no. 433 00:22:07,119 --> 00:22:10,204 There is no bigger flop than my show. 434 00:22:10,205 --> 00:22:13,208 We got bad reviews before we even opened. 435 00:22:13,500 --> 00:22:16,879 You didn't see water on a stage for 10 years. 436 00:22:18,839 --> 00:22:21,591 It caused three bankruptcies, two insurance investigations. 437 00:22:21,592 --> 00:22:23,635 I'm sure it had some good moments. 438 00:22:24,553 --> 00:22:25,970 Well, 439 00:22:25,971 --> 00:22:28,473 at the end of the first act, there was this amazing number 440 00:22:29,391 --> 00:22:31,851 where 12 merman dove from a high pier 441 00:22:31,852 --> 00:22:34,396 into a pool built into the stage floor. 442 00:22:35,647 --> 00:22:38,858 But, the first night of previews, 443 00:22:38,859 --> 00:22:41,527 they'd been having problems with the hydraulics 444 00:22:41,528 --> 00:22:43,906 that lowered the floor. 445 00:22:45,157 --> 00:22:46,658 But, I said... 446 00:22:48,994 --> 00:22:51,287 - "Go for it." - Uh-huh. 447 00:22:53,165 --> 00:22:56,168 And as each merman sang, "Make a splash... " 448 00:22:57,836 --> 00:23:01,047 they all dove down from the high pier, 449 00:23:01,048 --> 00:23:02,590 one by one. 450 00:23:02,591 --> 00:23:05,801 Make a splash! Make a splash... 451 00:23:05,802 --> 00:23:09,056 And I can still hear the sound of them all hitting the floor. 452 00:23:09,890 --> 00:23:12,725 Thwop. 453 00:23:12,726 --> 00:23:14,478 Thwop. 454 00:23:15,187 --> 00:23:17,939 Thwop. 455 00:23:17,940 --> 00:23:20,066 Thwop. 456 00:23:20,067 --> 00:23:21,193 All 12? 457 00:23:22,277 --> 00:23:23,904 All 12. 458 00:23:24,821 --> 00:23:27,074 Chorus boys tend to stick together. 459 00:23:28,116 --> 00:23:30,952 - Well, you made a mistake. We all make mistak... 460 00:23:30,953 --> 00:23:32,411 - No one died, right? - No. 461 00:23:32,412 --> 00:23:34,705 Yeah, well, okay. We all make mistakes. 462 00:23:34,706 --> 00:23:36,666 The headline in the Times next day was, 463 00:23:36,667 --> 00:23:39,211 - "Splat." - Well, if that's the worst of it. 464 00:23:39,711 --> 00:23:41,338 No, it's not. 465 00:23:42,214 --> 00:23:44,216 I put my own money in the show. 466 00:23:45,259 --> 00:23:47,593 But, it wasn't actually... 467 00:23:47,594 --> 00:23:49,972 mine. It was my son's college fund. 468 00:23:52,182 --> 00:23:55,310 I not only lost my career with the show, 469 00:23:56,061 --> 00:23:58,438 but making it all about me... 470 00:23:59,857 --> 00:24:01,984 I lost my family as well. 471 00:24:02,985 --> 00:24:05,152 It can happen. 472 00:24:05,153 --> 00:24:06,904 Trust me, I know. 473 00:24:06,905 --> 00:24:09,908 You can lose a lot with one big mistake. 474 00:24:15,038 --> 00:24:18,165 But the world needs Oliver Putnams. 475 00:24:18,166 --> 00:24:20,585 You push people out of their comfort zone. 476 00:24:20,586 --> 00:24:22,545 I mean, I don't like to get involved with people, 477 00:24:22,546 --> 00:24:24,380 but I just met a very strange man, 478 00:24:24,381 --> 00:24:27,342 and knocked a frozen cat out of his freezer. 479 00:24:28,635 --> 00:24:30,761 I-I still have its leg! 480 00:24:30,762 --> 00:24:31,763 Oh, Jesus! 481 00:24:32,514 --> 00:24:34,599 It's warm now, 482 00:24:34,600 --> 00:24:36,934 and that smell is new, 483 00:24:36,935 --> 00:24:38,811 but it's also kinda thrilling, 484 00:24:38,812 --> 00:24:40,646 and it's all because of you. 485 00:24:40,647 --> 00:24:42,356 I mean, you're insane, 486 00:24:42,357 --> 00:24:44,318 but that's usually who people want to follow. 487 00:24:44,735 --> 00:24:46,028 You can't lose that. 488 00:24:46,737 --> 00:24:48,070 You know, I spent all day 489 00:24:48,071 --> 00:24:50,531 looking for some cash to make this podcast special. 490 00:24:50,532 --> 00:24:52,107 You know, let me put some money 491 00:24:52,108 --> 00:24:53,618 into that sound equipment. It's our show. 492 00:24:53,619 --> 00:24:55,536 - Oh, no, no. You don't have to do that. - No, I want to... 493 00:24:55,537 --> 00:24:57,372 You owe me 4,500. I prefer cash. 494 00:24:57,915 --> 00:24:59,999 Where you going? 495 00:25:02,878 --> 00:25:06,381 Oliver Putnam is not gonna take no for an answer. 496 00:25:21,772 --> 00:25:23,147 Hi, Mr. Torres. 497 00:25:23,148 --> 00:25:24,941 I don't know if you remember me, but... 498 00:25:24,942 --> 00:25:27,277 I do. Do you need something fixed? 499 00:25:27,611 --> 00:25:29,987 N-no. The apartment is fine. 500 00:25:29,988 --> 00:25:31,532 Everything's fine. 501 00:25:31,949 --> 00:25:34,700 Um, I was just looking for Oscar. 502 00:25:34,701 --> 00:25:36,244 Wasn't he getting out this week? 503 00:25:36,245 --> 00:25:38,163 He's not here. 504 00:25:38,497 --> 00:25:41,707 Okay, well, can you tell him I'm looking for him, and if... 505 00:25:41,708 --> 00:25:43,669 No. I won't do that. 506 00:25:44,253 --> 00:25:45,379 My son needs a fresh start. 507 00:25:46,839 --> 00:25:49,049 Don't come here again. 508 00:25:55,681 --> 00:25:57,056 Time for that drink, Teddy. 509 00:25:57,057 --> 00:25:59,141 Please, don't make me move. 510 00:25:59,142 --> 00:26:01,644 No, no, no, please, please, please. 511 00:26:01,645 --> 00:26:02,729 I-I... 512 00:26:03,689 --> 00:26:05,189 Do you remember the day 513 00:26:05,190 --> 00:26:07,568 I sold you on the pool for Splash? 514 00:26:08,569 --> 00:26:10,695 You bought in because I was confident 515 00:26:10,696 --> 00:26:12,655 and charming and young. 516 00:26:12,656 --> 00:26:14,657 You were around 58. 517 00:26:14,658 --> 00:26:17,285 Well, that's not the point. 518 00:26:17,286 --> 00:26:20,705 An hour before you got there, I was so nervous. 519 00:26:20,706 --> 00:26:23,417 Hyperventilating over what kind of wine to open. 520 00:26:23,876 --> 00:26:25,877 Yet an hour later, 521 00:26:25,878 --> 00:26:28,421 you saw a confident salesman. 522 00:26:28,422 --> 00:26:29,923 But it was all pretend. 523 00:26:30,757 --> 00:26:33,176 The false arrogance of youth. 524 00:26:33,177 --> 00:26:34,719 Again, you were nearly 60. 525 00:26:34,720 --> 00:26:36,555 Yeah, but I'm older now. 526 00:26:37,306 --> 00:26:39,975 And I have learned, Teddy. 527 00:26:40,767 --> 00:26:44,438 No one who promises big things knows what's gonna happen. 528 00:26:45,355 --> 00:26:47,357 But, it's the ride that counts. 529 00:26:48,275 --> 00:26:50,986 I think I am onto something great here, 530 00:26:52,237 --> 00:26:54,698 and I swear to you, I'm not gonna let you down. 531 00:26:56,241 --> 00:26:59,619 Let's make a real splash this time. 532 00:26:59,620 --> 00:27:02,121 But with a podcast, Oliver? 533 00:27:02,122 --> 00:27:03,664 Well, it starts with a podcast, 534 00:27:03,665 --> 00:27:05,875 but you know, with me, it's always gonna be more. 535 00:27:09,630 --> 00:27:11,172 What was it? 32K? 536 00:27:11,173 --> 00:27:13,132 Now, it's 35. 537 00:27:13,133 --> 00:27:14,634 Always more. 538 00:27:56,343 --> 00:27:58,095 Come on, girl. 539 00:27:59,012 --> 00:28:01,013 Ooh, sorry. Let's go. 540 00:28:01,014 --> 00:28:02,640 Oh! 541 00:28:04,935 --> 00:28:07,688 There we go. There you go, Winnie. 542 00:28:10,440 --> 00:28:12,984 Well, hello there, Sting! 543 00:28:16,363 --> 00:28:18,406 - Your dog, please. - Oh. 544 00:28:18,407 --> 00:28:21,451 Winnie, don't stand so close to Sting. 545 00:28:22,661 --> 00:28:26,081 She's just on edge after that upsetting death the other night. 546 00:28:26,665 --> 00:28:29,333 Which I'm actually doing a podcast about. 547 00:28:29,334 --> 00:28:31,335 Um... 548 00:28:31,336 --> 00:28:33,546 Kind of a bid deal. 549 00:28:33,547 --> 00:28:35,674 People seem to think it's a big deal... 550 00:28:36,758 --> 00:28:39,719 Did you, uh, by chance, know Tim Kono? 551 00:28:39,720 --> 00:28:41,971 Are you suggesting I had something to do with that? 552 00:28:41,972 --> 00:28:43,639 No, no, no, no, no. I-I was just... 553 00:28:43,640 --> 00:28:46,058 It was just a-a question in passing. 554 00:28:46,059 --> 00:28:47,894 Please, your dog. 555 00:28:47,895 --> 00:28:48,936 Yes, I'm sorry. 556 00:28:48,937 --> 00:28:51,480 - Control him! - Yes, I'm sorry. 557 00:28:51,481 --> 00:28:52,940 Winnie is just a big fan. 558 00:28:52,941 --> 00:28:54,984 I don't like dogs. 559 00:28:54,985 --> 00:28:56,569 Ah. 560 00:28:56,570 --> 00:28:59,197 - Do you have a dog? - I have a dog. 561 00:28:59,198 --> 00:29:01,408 I don't like him either. 562 00:29:01,783 --> 00:29:04,577 Ah, well, this-this has been a... 563 00:29:23,555 --> 00:29:26,140 You liked it, right? 564 00:29:26,141 --> 00:29:27,893 Is that what my face is saying? 565 00:29:28,644 --> 00:29:31,687 Oh hey! Listen, uh, uh, before we wrap up, 566 00:29:31,688 --> 00:29:34,440 I have a little announcement to make. 567 00:29:34,441 --> 00:29:38,194 We are now the proud parents of a new... 568 00:29:38,195 --> 00:29:39,946 - podcast. - What does that mean? 569 00:29:39,947 --> 00:29:42,074 We just published our first episode. 570 00:29:42,699 --> 00:29:45,952 Or dropped. We-we dropped it. Like it was hot. 571 00:29:45,953 --> 00:29:48,412 Excuse me, when did we do that? 572 00:29:48,413 --> 00:29:50,498 - An hour ago. - I can't find it. 573 00:29:50,499 --> 00:29:54,085 Oh, try Dimas Chicken Wraps Presents 574 00:29:54,086 --> 00:29:55,170 Only Murders in the Building. 575 00:29:55,712 --> 00:29:58,881 I got us a big fat sponsorship. 576 00:29:58,882 --> 00:30:01,968 Teddy had one condition. Because it's Chicken Wrap month, 577 00:30:01,969 --> 00:30:05,096 he needed us to drop the first episode right away, so... 578 00:30:05,097 --> 00:30:06,973 You rushed it. Big surprise. 579 00:30:06,974 --> 00:30:08,851 This is an Oliver Putnam Production. 580 00:30:09,434 --> 00:30:10,810 How we doing? Any audience? 581 00:30:10,811 --> 00:30:13,020 Found it. Four listens so far. 582 00:30:13,021 --> 00:30:15,022 In only an hour? 583 00:30:15,023 --> 00:30:18,569 At this rate, we're gonna be, like, at two million by... Thursday. 584 00:30:19,069 --> 00:30:20,945 - Any comments? - Oh yeah. 585 00:30:20,946 --> 00:30:23,198 "Charles-Haden Savage is a... " 586 00:30:23,991 --> 00:30:26,492 I-it's good. It's a-a good, nice comment. 587 00:30:26,493 --> 00:30:28,452 - It's good? Oh. - Yeah, I bet it's good. 588 00:30:28,453 --> 00:30:30,037 Did you use my concertina music? 589 00:30:30,038 --> 00:30:32,707 - I should really be going... - I knew it. 590 00:30:32,708 --> 00:30:34,167 You know what? I am the worst. 591 00:30:34,168 --> 00:30:35,918 So, basically, you released our podcast, 592 00:30:35,919 --> 00:30:37,628 we have no real theories, 593 00:30:37,629 --> 00:30:39,797 let alone a prime suspect. 594 00:30:39,798 --> 00:30:42,258 When we have 12 listeners, maybe we can worry. 595 00:30:42,259 --> 00:30:45,219 Okay, you know what? I've got this. 596 00:30:45,220 --> 00:30:46,971 I'm all over it! 597 00:30:46,972 --> 00:30:48,974 Worry not! 598 00:30:49,433 --> 00:30:50,933 And I'm fucking worried. 599 00:30:52,060 --> 00:30:54,729 I'm so fucking worried. 600 00:30:57,733 --> 00:31:01,236 I've directed 212 theatrical productions 601 00:31:02,196 --> 00:31:04,447 and I've always found my lead. 602 00:31:04,448 --> 00:31:07,033 Everyone! Exciting, right? 603 00:31:07,034 --> 00:31:08,701 Still got a shot! 604 00:31:08,702 --> 00:31:10,995 Five, six, seven, eight! 605 00:31:10,996 --> 00:31:13,331 It takes a particular eye to know 606 00:31:13,332 --> 00:31:15,875 who's got that special star spark... 607 00:31:15,876 --> 00:31:18,252 Order the hat! Back to the newsstand! 608 00:31:18,253 --> 00:31:21,049 ... and who's just a background player. Bunny! 609 00:31:21,050 --> 00:31:24,050 If this were a children's show, you'd be scaring the children. Get out. 610 00:31:24,051 --> 00:31:25,092 Real estate woman. 611 00:31:25,093 --> 00:31:27,345 Get out! Everyone, stage right! 612 00:31:27,346 --> 00:31:29,306 Go away! Get off the stage! Leave! 613 00:31:39,399 --> 00:31:43,069 I know they're here, in the Arconia, 614 00:31:43,070 --> 00:31:45,071 waiting to be discovered. 615 00:32:06,760 --> 00:32:09,471 Winnie? 616 00:32:11,473 --> 00:32:14,600 Winnie? 617 00:32:14,601 --> 00:32:17,228 What's wrong, girl? 618 00:32:19,231 --> 00:32:20,773 Oh my God. 619 00:32:20,774 --> 00:32:22,984 Who would do this to you? 620 00:32:28,907 --> 00:32:30,241 ♪ Don't stand... ♪ 621 00:32:30,242 --> 00:32:32,159 If we began with the question, 622 00:32:32,160 --> 00:32:34,203 "How well do you know your neighbors?" 623 00:32:34,204 --> 00:32:35,705 ♪ Don't stand so close to me... ♪ 624 00:32:35,706 --> 00:32:37,999 Turns out, the answer is 625 00:32:38,000 --> 00:32:40,793 your most well-known neighbor... 626 00:32:40,794 --> 00:32:43,254 ♪ Don't stand so close to me ♪ 627 00:32:43,255 --> 00:32:45,047 ... might be the one you know the least. 628 00:32:45,048 --> 00:32:46,549 ♪ Don't stand ♪ 629 00:32:46,550 --> 00:32:48,467 ♪ Don't stand so ♪ 630 00:32:48,468 --> 00:32:51,597 ♪ Don't stand so close to me ♪ 631 00:33:54,826 --> 00:33:58,580 Tim Kono was murdered by someone in this building. 632 00:33:59,289 --> 00:34:00,331 I hated Tim Kono. 633 00:34:00,332 --> 00:34:01,874 That shit ball, Tim Kono. 634 00:34:01,875 --> 00:34:03,251 I'm happy Tim is dead. 635 00:34:03,252 --> 00:34:05,461 He once yelled at me for smoking outside! 636 00:34:05,462 --> 00:34:06,879 Look, nobody liked him, 637 00:34:06,880 --> 00:34:10,093 - but can we all just be grateful he's gone? - Shit. 638 00:34:10,094 --> 00:34:13,344 I think our list of suspects just got a little longer. 639 00:34:17,975 --> 00:34:19,725 The killer poisoned my dog. 640 00:34:19,726 --> 00:34:21,769 "End the podcast or I end you." 641 00:34:21,770 --> 00:34:22,770 Who did this? 642 00:34:23,063 --> 00:34:24,439 You think Tim's death is my fault. 643 00:34:25,566 --> 00:34:26,649 Twist! 644 00:34:26,650 --> 00:34:28,985 We have an unexpected turn of events! 645 00:34:28,986 --> 00:34:30,403 You're a simpleton. 646 00:34:30,404 --> 00:34:31,571 Damn it, I didn't get that. 647 00:34:31,572 --> 00:34:33,239 Can you call me a simpleton again? 648 00:34:33,240 --> 00:34:34,992 - You're a simpleton. - Oh, thank you. 649 00:34:35,325 --> 00:34:37,076 We need one lead. 650 00:34:37,077 --> 00:34:39,161 I'm looking for Tim's fiancée. 651 00:34:39,162 --> 00:34:41,998 He got fired for losing a big client a lot of money. 652 00:34:41,999 --> 00:34:44,542 I found all these in his apartment. 653 00:34:44,543 --> 00:34:46,002 We're dying for the next episode! 654 00:34:46,003 --> 00:34:47,211 We may be too! 655 00:34:47,212 --> 00:34:48,838 This is our strongest suspect yet. 656 00:34:48,839 --> 00:34:49,964 If we're gonna do this, 657 00:34:49,965 --> 00:34:51,674 we're gonna do it now or never. 658 00:34:58,724 --> 00:34:59,933 I'm sorry... 659 00:35:00,475 --> 00:35:01,809 The plan is to meet with the murderer, 660 00:35:01,810 --> 00:35:04,187 bring up a dangerous topic until he snaps, 661 00:35:04,188 --> 00:35:07,398 reaches under the sofa, pulls out the murder weapon, and kills us all. 662 00:35:07,399 --> 00:35:09,275 And we record him 663 00:35:09,276 --> 00:35:10,402 for the podcast. 664 00:35:10,403 --> 00:35:15,403 - Synced and corrected by chamallow - - www.addic7ed.com - 47284

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