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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,335 --> 00:00:03,535 Don't all true crime podcasters 2 00:00:03,536 --> 00:00:05,004 wish they were on the case from the start? 3 00:00:05,005 --> 00:00:06,464 - Found someone dead. - What? 4 00:00:06,465 --> 00:00:09,133 - They offed themselves. - It's that guy from the elevator! 5 00:00:09,134 --> 00:00:11,219 Tim Kono. With a K. 6 00:00:11,220 --> 00:00:13,179 What kinda guy kills himself an hour after being 7 00:00:13,180 --> 00:00:15,515 desperate to get his hands on this? 8 00:00:15,516 --> 00:00:18,601 Now, the only thing that matters is that there's a killer on the loose, 9 00:00:18,602 --> 00:00:19,978 and he could be living in our building. 10 00:00:20,437 --> 00:00:22,855 My father was a Charles. I'm a junior. 11 00:00:22,856 --> 00:00:24,982 - Are you? - I'm Brazzos. 12 00:00:24,983 --> 00:00:27,985 Me and my Hardy Boys, we would get into solving mysteries 13 00:00:27,986 --> 00:00:30,571 - around the complex. - And your Hardy Boys, 14 00:00:30,572 --> 00:00:32,949 where are they now? 15 00:00:44,253 --> 00:00:47,130 Looks like you arrested the wrong guy, Detective. 16 00:00:47,756 --> 00:00:50,424 Spare me the innocent act, Zeus. 17 00:00:50,425 --> 00:00:52,134 I got you dead-to-rights. 18 00:00:52,135 --> 00:00:55,179 And I got 20 eyewitnesses who say 19 00:00:55,180 --> 00:00:57,975 I was at my niece's baptism last night. 20 00:00:58,809 --> 00:01:00,811 It was a beautiful service. 21 00:01:02,354 --> 00:01:04,814 Only wish my mother was alive to see it. 22 00:01:04,815 --> 00:01:08,193 Your lies might fool some people, Zeus, but not me. 23 00:01:09,278 --> 00:01:11,696 I'm not some dumb cop you see on TV. 24 00:01:11,697 --> 00:01:13,531 I'm not Kojak. 25 00:01:13,532 --> 00:01:15,033 I'm not Tubbs. 26 00:01:16,201 --> 00:01:18,036 I'm Brazzos. 27 00:01:22,249 --> 00:01:25,961 This sends the investigation into a whole new direction. 28 00:01:26,545 --> 00:01:29,213 By the way, I'm not calling you Zeus anymore. 29 00:01:29,214 --> 00:01:32,216 That's your street name. 30 00:01:32,217 --> 00:01:34,715 I don't call anyone by their street name. 31 00:01:34,716 --> 00:01:35,845 I call you by your real name... 32 00:01:38,724 --> 00:01:40,559 Mario Furstenberg. 33 00:01:41,435 --> 00:01:43,729 Oh, you think you're so special because you had a rough dad. 34 00:01:44,605 --> 00:01:47,608 Let me tell you a little bit about my dad. 35 00:01:48,942 --> 00:01:51,360 It was the most constant refrain 36 00:01:51,361 --> 00:01:53,697 of my childhood. How much I was like him. 37 00:01:54,948 --> 00:01:56,657 "You're the spitting image of your father." 38 00:01:56,658 --> 00:01:58,160 And I was. 39 00:01:58,785 --> 00:02:01,829 We were both right-handed, but we used scissors with our left hand. 40 00:02:01,830 --> 00:02:04,081 We could both pick up any instrument, 41 00:02:04,082 --> 00:02:05,959 just play it by ear. 42 00:02:08,545 --> 00:02:10,546 But ask us to do basic algebra? 43 00:02:10,547 --> 00:02:11,757 Forget about it. 44 00:02:13,467 --> 00:02:16,887 But you know, people meant it as a compliment 45 00:02:17,638 --> 00:02:19,932 when they said I was like my father. 46 00:02:20,432 --> 00:02:22,850 But he was awful to my mother. 47 00:02:22,851 --> 00:02:25,562 - He liked to make her feel small. - The fuck? 48 00:02:26,438 --> 00:02:28,314 Make her feel silly. 49 00:02:28,315 --> 00:02:29,732 Make her unsu... 50 00:03:25,455 --> 00:03:27,748 Every person is a mystery, 51 00:03:27,749 --> 00:03:29,709 but to care about a murder mystery, 52 00:03:29,710 --> 00:03:32,211 you need to care about the person who was murdered. 53 00:03:32,212 --> 00:03:34,380 Who is Tim Kono? 54 00:03:34,381 --> 00:03:38,176 We know he lived on the ninth floor of the Arconia in New York City. 55 00:03:38,177 --> 00:03:40,928 We know he had a mailbox. 56 00:03:40,929 --> 00:03:43,472 We know he got manicures, or perhaps he just had 57 00:03:43,473 --> 00:03:45,516 naturally pleasing nail beds. 58 00:03:45,517 --> 00:03:48,352 - This is terrible. - Oh, I know. I literally feel myself 59 00:03:48,353 --> 00:03:50,021 aging when I listen to you. 60 00:03:50,022 --> 00:03:52,231 It's your writing! I mean, you don't know anything about the guy, 61 00:03:52,232 --> 00:03:53,482 so you're just saying the obvious. 62 00:03:53,483 --> 00:03:55,318 It's so hot in here. 63 00:03:55,319 --> 00:03:57,111 "He was some sort of mixed Asian, 64 00:03:57,112 --> 00:03:59,572 Japanese, Korean, or Chinese, 65 00:03:59,573 --> 00:04:01,949 - maybe Indonesian?" - Look, I am trying to target 66 00:04:01,950 --> 00:04:03,534 an entire continent here. 67 00:04:03,535 --> 00:04:05,578 That's four billion potential listeners. 68 00:04:05,579 --> 00:04:07,163 - Ah, you're welcome. - So hot in here. 69 00:04:07,164 --> 00:04:08,915 Do we have to do this in a closet? 70 00:04:08,916 --> 00:04:10,708 Well, now you sound like Patti LuPone. 71 00:04:10,709 --> 00:04:12,668 No, no. The acoustics are better. 72 00:04:12,669 --> 00:04:14,170 And trust me, you need acoustics. 73 00:04:14,171 --> 00:04:15,070 Give me one more read. 74 00:04:15,071 --> 00:04:17,174 Come on. And have lots of fun with it. 75 00:04:17,758 --> 00:04:19,800 I'm about to pass out! 76 00:04:19,801 --> 00:04:21,844 Oh! How did you get here? 77 00:04:21,845 --> 00:04:23,638 - It was open. - I don't lock my door. 78 00:04:23,639 --> 00:04:25,348 - Never have. - That's insane. 79 00:04:25,349 --> 00:04:26,641 - Neighborly. - I mean, a murderer 80 00:04:26,642 --> 00:04:28,100 probably lives in the building, 81 00:04:28,101 --> 00:04:30,228 but I guess old white guys are only afraid of 82 00:04:30,229 --> 00:04:32,104 colon cancer and societal change. 83 00:04:32,105 --> 00:04:33,106 Sad. 84 00:04:34,066 --> 00:04:36,234 A murderer doesn't probably live in the building. 85 00:04:36,235 --> 00:04:38,361 A murderer definitely lives in the building! 86 00:04:38,362 --> 00:04:40,279 Lester checked all the security footage, 87 00:04:40,280 --> 00:04:42,782 and no one unknown to him came in or out 88 00:04:42,783 --> 00:04:44,158 during the hours around Tim's murder. 89 00:04:44,159 --> 00:04:46,160 - Isn't that great? For the podcast? - So, 90 00:04:46,161 --> 00:04:47,287 Mabel, tell us. 91 00:04:47,704 --> 00:04:51,083 Did you learn anything from the online world of Tim Kono? 92 00:04:51,792 --> 00:04:54,794 He didn't post much in his online world. 93 00:04:54,795 --> 00:04:57,547 He seems to have had a really sad, quiet life. 94 00:04:57,548 --> 00:04:59,049 You checked all the websites? 95 00:04:59,675 --> 00:05:01,467 Yep. All the websites. 96 00:05:01,468 --> 00:05:03,427 Well, we've exhausted the internet. 97 00:05:03,428 --> 00:05:04,887 Oh! Before I forget, 98 00:05:04,888 --> 00:05:06,848 we should keep all our evidence in one place, 99 00:05:06,849 --> 00:05:08,850 so I should probably hang onto that engagement ring. 100 00:05:08,851 --> 00:05:10,269 Why do you get to hang onto it? 101 00:05:11,186 --> 00:05:13,437 Don't you trust me, Brazzos? 102 00:05:13,438 --> 00:05:15,732 It's our biggest clue. We lose that, we've got nothing. 103 00:05:16,233 --> 00:05:18,609 - It's at my apartment. I'll give it to you later. 104 00:05:18,610 --> 00:05:21,071 Okay, guys, I-I need you two to hear me. 105 00:05:21,822 --> 00:05:24,198 Our podcast is never going to pop 106 00:05:24,199 --> 00:05:27,368 until we know who is Tim Kono. 107 00:05:27,369 --> 00:05:28,787 Who was Tim Kono. 108 00:05:29,454 --> 00:05:32,498 Yeah, well, I've already named the episode Who Is Tim Kono, 109 00:05:32,499 --> 00:05:34,292 - so it's... - Wait a minute! 110 00:05:34,293 --> 00:05:35,918 - When did we finish episode one? - Dude, 111 00:05:35,919 --> 00:05:38,754 it's called a work in progress! 112 00:05:38,755 --> 00:05:40,673 Look, every great episode two 113 00:05:40,674 --> 00:05:42,508 always makes you care deeply for the victim. 114 00:05:42,509 --> 00:05:44,677 Ah, that's true. I've fallen in love 115 00:05:44,678 --> 00:05:46,846 - with so many dead people. - You either make them sympathetic 116 00:05:46,847 --> 00:05:49,140 or sexy or interesting, none of which 117 00:05:49,141 --> 00:05:50,892 - I feel for Tim Kono, so. - Look, 118 00:05:50,893 --> 00:05:53,686 someone in this building had to have known him. 119 00:05:53,687 --> 00:05:55,062 We find that one person, 120 00:05:55,063 --> 00:05:56,939 - and all this cracks open. - Mm-hmm. 121 00:05:56,940 --> 00:05:58,358 Back off, Mabel. 122 00:05:58,859 --> 00:06:00,443 You can't disappear for 10 years, 123 00:06:00,444 --> 00:06:02,230 and then show up and start dragging up 124 00:06:02,231 --> 00:06:04,155 a bunch of shit from when we were kids. 125 00:06:04,156 --> 00:06:05,656 Oscar's getting out, Tim. 126 00:06:05,657 --> 00:06:08,576 You can make things right. You know what happened that night. 127 00:06:08,577 --> 00:06:09,744 You didn't even say anything. 128 00:06:09,745 --> 00:06:11,747 Look, if this is all you came back for... 129 00:06:12,706 --> 00:06:14,333 I don't want to think about back then. 130 00:06:15,167 --> 00:06:16,668 I'm a different person now. 131 00:06:17,336 --> 00:06:19,838 Jesus. We are different. 132 00:06:20,506 --> 00:06:22,465 And I don't need people like you in my life. 133 00:06:22,466 --> 00:06:24,468 Fine. Good. So... 134 00:06:25,177 --> 00:06:27,220 if you see me 'round the building, act like you don't know me 135 00:06:27,221 --> 00:06:30,140 - because you don't. - Happily. Fuck you. 136 00:06:33,268 --> 00:06:35,269 What if Tim was a dick? 137 00:06:35,270 --> 00:06:37,523 Hm. That's a definite angle. 138 00:06:38,273 --> 00:06:39,972 I mean, I wouldn't want him to be dickier 139 00:06:39,973 --> 00:06:41,526 than Steve Carell in The Office. 140 00:06:41,527 --> 00:06:44,238 I-I'd still care if Steve Carell in The Office got murdered. 141 00:06:44,863 --> 00:06:45,906 Or would I? 142 00:06:46,406 --> 00:06:48,032 Thinking, thinking, visualizing. 143 00:06:48,033 --> 00:06:49,909 - This is tough. - We need to find someone who knew him. 144 00:06:49,910 --> 00:06:52,078 Here's an idea. 145 00:06:52,079 --> 00:06:55,414 It's a long shot, but they're holding a memorial for Tim Kono 146 00:06:55,415 --> 00:06:57,918 in the lobby in 10 minutes. 147 00:06:58,377 --> 00:07:00,211 Maybe we learn something there. 148 00:07:04,925 --> 00:07:06,218 God, she's good. 149 00:07:11,598 --> 00:07:13,933 Wow. Good turnout. 150 00:07:13,934 --> 00:07:15,394 I don't know any of these people. 151 00:07:16,436 --> 00:07:19,272 Oh my God, there's food! Fantastic! 152 00:07:19,273 --> 00:07:20,648 No sneeze guard, no thank you. 153 00:07:20,649 --> 00:07:22,775 Might as well lick the fingers of every person in the building. 154 00:07:22,776 --> 00:07:25,152 Teddy Dimas lives on six. 155 00:07:25,153 --> 00:07:26,821 Owns Dimas' Delis. 156 00:07:26,822 --> 00:07:28,406 Great guy, great dips. 157 00:07:28,407 --> 00:07:30,658 Deaf son. Mm! 158 00:07:30,659 --> 00:07:31,993 Oh my God. Oh my God. 159 00:07:31,994 --> 00:07:34,371 Mm! You know, this is all I eat. 160 00:07:34,746 --> 00:07:37,039 Dips for dinner. I bet I have not had 161 00:07:37,040 --> 00:07:39,333 a regular entrée for years. 162 00:07:39,334 --> 00:07:41,919 Granted, I've lost 14 pounds and a significant amount of hair, 163 00:07:41,920 --> 00:07:43,045 but it's totally worth it. 164 00:07:43,046 --> 00:07:44,965 I'm gonna go sit down. 165 00:07:45,841 --> 00:07:48,801 Why the fuck is everyone standing? 166 00:07:48,802 --> 00:07:51,179 You see these chairs? What do you think they might be for? 167 00:07:51,180 --> 00:07:53,264 Come on! Come on! 168 00:07:55,058 --> 00:07:58,936 This won't take long unless you make it take long! 169 00:08:01,565 --> 00:08:03,149 - Now... - Uh, Bunny, if I may. 170 00:08:03,150 --> 00:08:04,483 Oh Jesus. 171 00:08:04,484 --> 00:08:06,777 I'm Dr. Grover Stanley, and I'm sure 172 00:08:06,778 --> 00:08:08,905 we're all grieving the loss of Tim Kono. 173 00:08:08,906 --> 00:08:10,031 If-if you need to talk privately 174 00:08:10,032 --> 00:08:12,408 about Tim or whatever, 175 00:08:12,409 --> 00:08:15,328 I live on six, and I take Venmo. 176 00:08:15,329 --> 00:08:17,830 Ooh. A therapist is always a fun suspect. 177 00:08:17,831 --> 00:08:19,924 Plus, he's desperate. Always good. 178 00:08:19,925 --> 00:08:23,377 Due to the shocking nature of this incident, 179 00:08:23,378 --> 00:08:25,881 I'm told we need to do this... 180 00:08:26,798 --> 00:08:29,718 for some bullshit insurance purposes. 181 00:08:30,177 --> 00:08:31,677 The family's in Japan, 182 00:08:31,678 --> 00:08:33,679 where the body is already being flown, 183 00:08:33,680 --> 00:08:36,641 so... um, does anybody have anything 184 00:08:36,642 --> 00:08:38,392 they would like to share 185 00:08:38,393 --> 00:08:40,144 about Tim Kono? 186 00:08:40,145 --> 00:08:41,979 Here we go. 187 00:08:41,980 --> 00:08:44,483 Time for the killer to make himself known. 188 00:08:45,192 --> 00:08:46,859 That was from my show. 189 00:08:48,654 --> 00:08:51,240 A lovely memory? 190 00:08:51,865 --> 00:08:53,283 A kindness? 191 00:08:55,410 --> 00:08:57,287 Anyone? 192 00:08:57,913 --> 00:09:00,790 - Yes. - Does this mean we get to use our fireplaces again? 193 00:09:00,791 --> 00:09:03,251 Yeah, he was the guy with bad asthma, right? 194 00:09:03,252 --> 00:09:05,753 Since he's dead, we should be able to use them now. 195 00:09:05,754 --> 00:09:08,548 We can talk fireplaces at our next board meeting. 196 00:09:08,549 --> 00:09:11,384 Wait, Tim was the reason we couldn't use our fireplaces? 197 00:09:11,385 --> 00:09:14,095 - I hated that guy. - He ruined Christmas! 198 00:09:14,096 --> 00:09:15,972 He once yelled at me. He once yelled at me 199 00:09:15,973 --> 00:09:17,890 - for smoking outside! - Look, 200 00:09:17,891 --> 00:09:20,852 nobody liked him, but can we all just be grateful he's gone? 201 00:09:20,853 --> 00:09:23,563 Say something nice and move on! Shit. 202 00:09:23,564 --> 00:09:25,648 Uh, excuse me. 203 00:09:25,649 --> 00:09:28,234 That apartment is mine, hm? 204 00:09:28,235 --> 00:09:30,528 I lived next to that miserable man 205 00:09:30,529 --> 00:09:33,030 for eight years, and I need those extra rooms. 206 00:09:33,031 --> 00:09:36,534 Well, yes, Ms. Idoko. We have you down on the waiting list... 207 00:09:36,535 --> 00:09:39,328 Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! There is no waiting list. 208 00:09:39,329 --> 00:09:41,330 The apartment is mine. 209 00:09:41,331 --> 00:09:44,375 Wouldn't be the first New Yorker to kill for good real estate. 210 00:09:52,050 --> 00:09:54,051 Excuse me? 211 00:09:54,052 --> 00:09:55,720 Were you close with Tim? 212 00:09:55,721 --> 00:09:57,513 And do you consent to being recorded? 213 00:09:57,514 --> 00:09:58,890 Just say anything to agree. 214 00:09:58,891 --> 00:10:01,226 - No, please. - Thanks, perfect. 215 00:10:01,935 --> 00:10:03,353 Last night... 216 00:10:04,062 --> 00:10:06,689 Sorry. Last night my cat, Evelyn, died. 217 00:10:06,690 --> 00:10:08,609 I'm sorry, I can't... I don't like doing this. 218 00:10:09,526 --> 00:10:11,694 Time, please. Thank you. We're gonna cut. 219 00:10:11,695 --> 00:10:13,946 Um, I like the emotion. 220 00:10:13,947 --> 00:10:17,617 Keep that, but I kinda need you to enunciate better. 221 00:10:17,618 --> 00:10:20,286 - Do you have anything? - The crying is covering the dialogue. 222 00:10:20,287 --> 00:10:23,456 Oh, that's a good... that's a good note. Okay. So, try it again, 223 00:10:23,457 --> 00:10:25,583 and it's kind of, in a weird way, 224 00:10:25,584 --> 00:10:27,752 an upbeat story. So just, when you're ready, 225 00:10:27,753 --> 00:10:29,796 and... action. 226 00:10:30,214 --> 00:10:31,881 My cat, 227 00:10:31,882 --> 00:10:33,884 my beautiful Evelyn... 228 00:10:34,885 --> 00:10:36,220 she died last night. 229 00:10:37,513 --> 00:10:39,013 - Your cat? - Mm-hmm. 230 00:10:39,014 --> 00:10:40,473 Howard? 231 00:10:40,474 --> 00:10:41,933 Did you say Evelyn died? 232 00:10:41,934 --> 00:10:43,935 Yes. Last night. 233 00:10:43,936 --> 00:10:45,770 Oh... 234 00:10:45,771 --> 00:10:47,146 What's wrong, Howard? 235 00:10:47,147 --> 00:10:49,190 Evelyn died. The sweet blond tabby 236 00:10:49,191 --> 00:10:52,068 who used to come visiting through all the window boxes. 237 00:10:52,069 --> 00:10:55,780 Evelyn? Oh no! She died? 238 00:10:55,781 --> 00:10:58,282 Yes! Evelyn is dead! 239 00:11:00,285 --> 00:11:03,329 Yeah, I'm sure we're all grieving the death of our dear Evelyn, 240 00:11:03,330 --> 00:11:04,830 and just a quick reminder. 241 00:11:04,831 --> 00:11:06,959 I live on six and Venmo. 242 00:11:08,001 --> 00:11:10,545 Maybe we should make a podcast about Evelyn. 243 00:11:16,510 --> 00:11:18,094 Dips for dinner. 244 00:11:18,095 --> 00:11:20,179 ♪ Dips for dinner, I'm a nut for dips... ♪ 245 00:11:20,180 --> 00:11:22,890 So, our victim is less likable than a dead cat. 246 00:11:22,891 --> 00:11:25,268 Hey, you know what? I think we should talk to Ursula. 247 00:11:25,269 --> 00:11:27,770 - The sea witch? - No, no, no. The building manager. 248 00:11:27,771 --> 00:11:30,439 If anyone has information on Tim, she does. 249 00:11:30,440 --> 00:11:31,941 Oliver? 250 00:11:31,942 --> 00:11:34,528 - Can I speak with you? - Of course, Bun Bun. 251 00:11:36,071 --> 00:11:39,407 First of all, let me say, you look fantastic. 252 00:11:39,408 --> 00:11:41,284 You gotta give me the name of your guy. 253 00:11:41,285 --> 00:11:43,077 You look like a damn kid. 254 00:11:43,078 --> 00:11:46,080 Mm. Your building fees are eight months past due. 255 00:11:46,081 --> 00:11:48,457 This is your final notice before the board will be forced 256 00:11:48,458 --> 00:11:51,586 - to take drastic actions. - I... B... Bunny, w... we're friends, 257 00:11:51,587 --> 00:11:54,255 - and... - That's why I'm using a friendly tone. 258 00:11:54,256 --> 00:11:56,257 Don't fuck with me, Oliver. 259 00:11:56,258 --> 00:11:59,010 Mm, I can't think of anything less pleasant. 260 00:11:59,011 --> 00:12:01,637 That makes two of us. 261 00:12:05,934 --> 00:12:08,478 I didn't cry that much when my mother died. 262 00:12:10,480 --> 00:12:12,982 Is that true, or are you lying? 263 00:12:12,983 --> 00:12:14,818 Why would I lie about something like that? 264 00:12:17,821 --> 00:12:20,741 I don't know what I'm supposed to do right now... 265 00:12:21,867 --> 00:12:25,704 I'm totally migraining. You guys meet the sea witch without me. 266 00:12:30,375 --> 00:12:33,128 - What did you say to her? - Just making conversation. 267 00:12:33,545 --> 00:12:34,963 Mm. Not your thing. 268 00:12:36,256 --> 00:12:38,258 Grab those, won't you? 269 00:12:40,677 --> 00:12:41,970 And that tray, too. 270 00:13:16,380 --> 00:13:18,381 Hi. 271 00:13:18,382 --> 00:13:21,093 I'm not sure why I'm doing this. 272 00:13:21,969 --> 00:13:24,554 Maybe it's because nobody gave a shit about Tim, 273 00:13:24,555 --> 00:13:27,474 and I want something on record in case... 274 00:13:35,190 --> 00:13:37,066 Who is Tim Kono? 275 00:13:38,277 --> 00:13:39,820 Who was? 276 00:13:51,665 --> 00:13:55,377 I met him here, at the Arconia, when we were 10. 277 00:13:56,753 --> 00:14:00,214 I interrupted a game he had to play every day. 278 00:14:00,215 --> 00:14:01,799 I don't know you. 279 00:14:01,800 --> 00:14:03,802 I know everyone who lives in this building. 280 00:14:04,845 --> 00:14:07,346 I don't live in this building. My aunt does. 281 00:14:07,347 --> 00:14:08,891 Salma Ramirez. 282 00:14:10,100 --> 00:14:13,352 12A. I like her. 283 00:14:13,353 --> 00:14:15,897 She gives out whole candy bars on Halloween. 284 00:14:15,898 --> 00:14:16,910 I live on Long Island 285 00:14:16,911 --> 00:14:19,067 where they give out loose cigarettes and lighters. 286 00:14:19,985 --> 00:14:22,236 Yeah. You look pretty poor. 287 00:14:22,237 --> 00:14:25,324 It's true Tim didn't get along with a lot of people. 288 00:14:27,868 --> 00:14:30,704 - What are you drawing? - The beach near my house. 289 00:14:31,538 --> 00:14:33,790 He was direct, but he never lied. 290 00:14:34,875 --> 00:14:36,584 It's not very good. 291 00:14:36,585 --> 00:14:38,420 Maybe that's why I liked him. 292 00:14:39,129 --> 00:14:40,129 You reading that? 293 00:14:40,130 --> 00:14:42,174 No. I'm too poor to read. 294 00:14:44,259 --> 00:14:47,720 It's about two brothers who solve crimes in Bayport, 295 00:14:47,721 --> 00:14:50,015 where I live. It's a whole series. 296 00:14:51,058 --> 00:14:53,352 They're cool, even though they're old. 297 00:14:54,520 --> 00:14:57,605 We'd spend a few weeks together every summer and winter break 298 00:14:57,606 --> 00:15:00,066 when my aunt would let me stay with her, 299 00:15:00,067 --> 00:15:02,860 and I could pretend I lived in the Arconia. 300 00:15:02,861 --> 00:15:05,864 And we could be the Hardy Boys... 301 00:15:06,740 --> 00:15:09,951 solving mysteries we'd make up around Tim's apartment. 302 00:15:20,212 --> 00:15:22,589 For years, it was just me and Tim. 303 00:15:25,133 --> 00:15:27,636 Until we met Oscar and Zoe. 304 00:15:28,470 --> 00:15:30,221 Oscar was the super's kid. 305 00:15:30,222 --> 00:15:32,640 Zoe got Oscar to copy his dad's keys 306 00:15:32,641 --> 00:15:35,560 so we could "Hardy Boy" in any apartment we wanted 307 00:15:35,561 --> 00:15:38,062 when the owners were out of town. 308 00:15:38,063 --> 00:15:40,690 Zoe's family had the whole 11th floor, 309 00:15:40,691 --> 00:15:42,984 - but that wasn't enough for her. - Yes! 310 00:15:42,985 --> 00:15:46,320 Full meds cabinet. We are camping here tonight, kids! 311 00:15:46,321 --> 00:15:49,324 - Zoe was the life of the party. - Jackpot! 312 00:15:51,201 --> 00:15:53,035 - Here, take this, baby. - But sometimes, 313 00:15:53,036 --> 00:15:54,830 she took things too far. 314 00:15:56,164 --> 00:15:57,291 It was fun, mostly. 315 00:15:58,876 --> 00:16:00,251 Until the end. 316 00:16:07,301 --> 00:16:10,469 Okay, remember. Ursula always had a side hustle she's working, 317 00:16:10,470 --> 00:16:13,764 so try not to sign up for any kind of subscription box, timeshare, 318 00:16:13,765 --> 00:16:15,516 or complimentary mammogram. 319 00:16:15,517 --> 00:16:17,435 They're incredibly difficult to cancel. 320 00:16:17,436 --> 00:16:19,021 I thought her name was Aurora. 321 00:16:20,022 --> 00:16:22,398 How do you not know anyone? 322 00:16:22,399 --> 00:16:24,734 So-so-so you put "Aurora" 323 00:16:24,735 --> 00:16:26,819 on her envelope when you tip at Christmas? 324 00:16:26,820 --> 00:16:28,779 - I don't tip. - What? 325 00:16:28,780 --> 00:16:31,449 I think it's elitist. I send out autographed photos instead. 326 00:16:32,743 --> 00:16:34,702 Mm. Okay. 327 00:16:34,703 --> 00:16:36,913 You know what? I think you should stay upstairs. 328 00:16:36,914 --> 00:16:38,539 - Why? - Because I'm starting to think 329 00:16:38,540 --> 00:16:41,335 that people like you less than Tim Kono. 330 00:16:46,757 --> 00:16:49,759 Ursula! My beloved. Even from here, 331 00:16:49,760 --> 00:16:52,011 you smell like a field of lavender and French fries. 332 00:16:52,012 --> 00:16:54,597 My two favorite things. 333 00:16:54,598 --> 00:16:56,641 What brings your skinny ass down here? 334 00:16:56,642 --> 00:16:59,727 Well, I just, you know, I didn't see you at the memorial for Tim Kono, 335 00:16:59,728 --> 00:17:01,896 and I just thought I'd check in. 336 00:17:01,897 --> 00:17:04,440 - It was such a tragedy. - Is it? Really? 337 00:17:04,441 --> 00:17:07,860 Dude didn't wanna be at the party anymore, so he left. 338 00:17:07,861 --> 00:17:10,864 Do you know how many complaints I got about him? 339 00:17:12,908 --> 00:17:15,660 Gee, I'd... I'd love to take a peek at those. 340 00:17:15,661 --> 00:17:17,286 Ursula! It's me, 341 00:17:17,287 --> 00:17:19,705 Charles-Haden Savage from 14. 342 00:17:19,706 --> 00:17:21,374 - Is he with you? - No. No, no. 343 00:17:21,375 --> 00:17:23,292 I am. I see you have my pho... 344 00:17:23,293 --> 00:17:25,211 - Oh... - Yeah, it's a real favorite. 345 00:17:25,212 --> 00:17:26,587 Can't you tell? 346 00:17:26,588 --> 00:17:29,715 Look, the reason I don't tip is out of respect for you. 347 00:17:29,716 --> 00:17:31,968 Please, don't respect me so much, okay? 348 00:17:31,969 --> 00:17:33,761 Ursula, please, I-I would love 349 00:17:33,762 --> 00:17:36,973 to look at those complaints about Tim Kono. 350 00:17:36,974 --> 00:17:38,976 Can't we work something out here? 351 00:17:39,643 --> 00:17:42,646 Well, if you really want them... 352 00:17:44,773 --> 00:17:46,440 Gut Milk? 353 00:17:46,441 --> 00:17:48,150 It's a beverage and a business. 354 00:17:48,151 --> 00:17:51,028 First case is 250. Buy two, and I'll throw in the file. 355 00:17:51,029 --> 00:17:52,446 Buy three, 356 00:17:52,447 --> 00:17:56,242 and I'll fill you in on the stuff that was too juicy to write down. 357 00:17:56,243 --> 00:17:58,119 That seems steep. 358 00:17:58,120 --> 00:18:00,788 Up to you. But after tomorrow, 359 00:18:00,789 --> 00:18:02,331 this... 360 00:18:02,332 --> 00:18:04,500 and everything else about that guy, 361 00:18:04,501 --> 00:18:05,626 goes away forever. 362 00:18:05,627 --> 00:18:07,712 - Why is that? - What's tomorrow? 363 00:18:09,756 --> 00:18:11,883 They're cleaning out Tim Kono's apartment tomorrow, 364 00:18:11,884 --> 00:18:13,926 so we're gonna go down there and look around for clues 365 00:18:13,927 --> 00:18:15,971 before everything's gone. You wanna come? 366 00:18:16,847 --> 00:18:18,950 Do I wanna break into a dead guy's apartment 367 00:18:18,951 --> 00:18:20,559 and go through all his shit? 368 00:18:21,226 --> 00:18:22,435 Sounds like an afternoon. 369 00:18:22,436 --> 00:18:23,979 Oh! Do you have that engagement ring? 370 00:18:24,605 --> 00:18:26,607 Yeah. It's in my apartment. 371 00:18:28,150 --> 00:18:31,153 - Do you appeal to anybody? - Not for years. 372 00:18:34,907 --> 00:18:36,490 This is it. 373 00:18:36,491 --> 00:18:38,701 Our one chance to get to know Tim Kono. 374 00:18:38,702 --> 00:18:41,037 Oh! That's a nice high drama line. 375 00:18:41,038 --> 00:18:43,706 - Okay, give me another. - Why? What was the matter with that one? 376 00:18:43,707 --> 00:18:46,668 Nothing, it was perfect. It was just reeking of your years on CBS. 377 00:18:47,461 --> 00:18:49,962 I brought Luminol and a blacklight in case we find... 378 00:18:49,963 --> 00:18:51,631 Oh, blood! There's blood! 379 00:18:51,632 --> 00:18:53,341 Shh! Don't yell blood! 380 00:18:53,342 --> 00:18:55,843 Is it his blood? Is it my blood? 381 00:18:55,844 --> 00:18:57,553 Are my feet bleeding through my shoes? 382 00:18:57,554 --> 00:18:59,972 That's just your brain leaking out through your foot. Here. 383 00:18:59,973 --> 00:19:01,934 Put on these booties. It'll keep you from slipping. 384 00:19:02,935 --> 00:19:05,561 And remember, keep your eyes peeled. 385 00:19:05,562 --> 00:19:07,563 Anything can be a clue. 386 00:19:07,564 --> 00:19:09,066 - Whoa. - What? 387 00:19:09,691 --> 00:19:12,986 Uh, nothing. It's just strange to be in here. 388 00:19:13,445 --> 00:19:16,156 Oh, oh, keep your eyes out for a laptop or a cell phone. 389 00:19:16,782 --> 00:19:19,158 The cops probably took those. 390 00:19:19,159 --> 00:19:21,578 Look at all these past due bills. 391 00:19:22,371 --> 00:19:25,039 Didn't the cop say that Tim was having money problems? 392 00:19:25,040 --> 00:19:26,542 Past due rent. 393 00:19:27,417 --> 00:19:28,919 Utilities. 394 00:19:29,670 --> 00:19:32,089 He's even behind in his building fees, poor guy. 395 00:19:32,673 --> 00:19:35,299 People who don't pay their building fees are the worst. 396 00:19:35,300 --> 00:19:36,801 It makes the rest of ours go up. 397 00:19:36,802 --> 00:19:39,011 Now, I really don't like this guy. 398 00:19:39,012 --> 00:19:40,596 I don't think it's... 399 00:19:40,597 --> 00:19:42,640 a sin to be slow to write a check. 400 00:19:42,641 --> 00:19:44,100 I'm gonna check in here. 401 00:19:44,101 --> 00:19:47,271 Okay, well, no pictures of any girlfriend. 402 00:19:47,813 --> 00:19:49,314 No? That seems strange. 403 00:19:50,190 --> 00:19:53,276 Sex toys! We got sex toys, people! 404 00:19:53,277 --> 00:19:56,821 Okay. Remember not to judge. Nothing... Nothing shameful about 405 00:19:56,822 --> 00:19:57,948 deviant sexual pursuits. 406 00:19:58,699 --> 00:19:59,699 Ooh! 407 00:19:59,700 --> 00:20:01,200 Ah... 408 00:20:01,201 --> 00:20:02,660 Ew. 409 00:20:02,661 --> 00:20:05,621 Looks like Mr. Vanilla took a turn down Rocky Road, 410 00:20:05,622 --> 00:20:07,040 if you know what I mean. 411 00:20:07,791 --> 00:20:09,542 I don't think you know what you mean. 412 00:20:09,543 --> 00:20:12,461 Goodbye snoozing, hello cruising. 413 00:20:12,462 --> 00:20:14,630 You know, we could get DNA evidence off these. 414 00:20:14,631 --> 00:20:17,134 I just say bag 'em up and maybe take a Z-Pak. 415 00:20:23,432 --> 00:20:25,142 Hey, lady! 416 00:20:25,726 --> 00:20:28,561 You look hot. 417 00:20:28,562 --> 00:20:30,146 I hate New Year's Eve. 418 00:20:30,147 --> 00:20:32,064 It means that winter break's over. 419 00:20:32,065 --> 00:20:34,025 Yeah, and you gotta back to shitty Long Island 420 00:20:34,026 --> 00:20:36,444 to get finger-fucked by your cousins. 421 00:20:37,946 --> 00:20:41,115 - You're so gross. - Oh, you know you love me. 422 00:20:41,116 --> 00:20:42,367 Hey, where'd you get that? 423 00:20:44,453 --> 00:20:46,704 - Found it. - Hey, guys, how we, uh, 424 00:20:46,705 --> 00:20:48,415 feeling about this tie? I... 425 00:20:49,625 --> 00:20:50,876 Damn, girl. 426 00:20:52,711 --> 00:20:54,421 What? I-I already told you. 427 00:20:54,838 --> 00:20:57,673 You... you look good, too, babe. 428 00:20:57,674 --> 00:20:59,051 Don't even. 429 00:21:00,636 --> 00:21:02,303 Hey, guys, if it's dark on the roof, 430 00:21:02,304 --> 00:21:03,888 nobody's gonna see how good we look. 431 00:21:03,889 --> 00:21:06,182 Hm, nice slick hair, Tim. 432 00:21:06,183 --> 00:21:08,977 - Kono. Get a picture. - Yes! This one's mine. 433 00:21:10,812 --> 00:21:13,689 - Hurry! - Come on. Here we go. 434 00:21:25,662 --> 00:21:27,537 - Goddammit! You're a goddamn asshole! - What the hell are you doing? 435 00:21:27,538 --> 00:21:28,871 What the fuck was that!? 436 00:21:28,872 --> 00:21:30,706 No, that's, like, textbook cheating! 437 00:21:30,707 --> 00:21:32,291 What the fuck! 438 00:21:45,681 --> 00:21:47,473 I saw someone fighting with her. 439 00:21:47,474 --> 00:21:50,102 - You saw Oscar? - No. Someone else. 440 00:21:54,147 --> 00:21:56,650 - Bingo! - Paw prints! Check this out! 441 00:21:58,652 --> 00:22:00,152 Bloody cat prints. 442 00:22:00,153 --> 00:22:02,905 Th-that dead cat. W-what was her name? Ethel? 443 00:22:02,906 --> 00:22:05,324 - Evelyn. - This... 444 00:22:05,325 --> 00:22:07,451 - This doesn't make sense. - Oh no, no, no. A lot of people 445 00:22:07,452 --> 00:22:10,705 name their pets human names. I had a parakeet named Bruce. 446 00:22:10,706 --> 00:22:13,416 It was a female, but she had a very masculine energy. 447 00:22:13,417 --> 00:22:14,542 No. 448 00:22:14,543 --> 00:22:17,670 The cat was here after Tim died. 449 00:22:17,671 --> 00:22:20,798 And the cat died that night, too. 450 00:22:20,799 --> 00:22:23,384 Howard. Was that Evelyn's owner's name? 451 00:22:23,385 --> 00:22:25,179 Right. 452 00:22:25,679 --> 00:22:28,682 I think our list of suspects just got a little longer. 453 00:22:29,725 --> 00:22:30,809 That was from my show! 454 00:22:33,353 --> 00:22:36,105 - Okay... - What's that? 455 00:22:36,106 --> 00:22:38,357 It's a beverage and a business. 456 00:22:38,358 --> 00:22:39,984 All in all, not such a bad day. 457 00:22:39,985 --> 00:22:41,903 And we got a list of potential suspects 458 00:22:41,904 --> 00:22:44,488 in the folder that the basement photo lady gave us. 459 00:22:44,489 --> 00:22:46,532 - Ursula! - Ursula. Yeah. 460 00:22:46,533 --> 00:22:47,731 You know, I think we have enough to paint 461 00:22:47,732 --> 00:22:49,870 a pretty clear picture of Tim Kono. 462 00:22:50,412 --> 00:22:52,038 Yeah, sure. He was broke. 463 00:22:52,039 --> 00:22:54,457 - He liked dangerous sex. - Asthmatic. No one liked him... 464 00:22:54,458 --> 00:22:55,959 Can we not? 465 00:22:56,668 --> 00:23:00,129 I don't think being unlikable means he deserved to die. 466 00:23:00,130 --> 00:23:02,590 Well, no, no. I think w-w-what Charles is saying is, 467 00:23:02,591 --> 00:23:05,343 for the podcast, we're still looking for a way to care. 468 00:23:05,344 --> 00:23:07,094 He was alone. 469 00:23:07,095 --> 00:23:09,097 Isn't that enough to make us care? 470 00:23:10,140 --> 00:23:12,642 You of all people should know how fucking sad that is. 471 00:23:12,643 --> 00:23:14,268 Look, I didn't mean to... 472 00:23:14,269 --> 00:23:16,271 His blood is still on your shoes. 473 00:23:19,107 --> 00:23:21,400 You're right. We should be more respectful. 474 00:23:21,401 --> 00:23:24,737 Tim Kono was a person. He was a neighbor. 475 00:23:24,738 --> 00:23:25,947 Maybe a man in love. 476 00:23:25,948 --> 00:23:28,450 - It's easy to lose sight... - What episode is this from? 477 00:23:29,826 --> 00:23:32,746 Can I just stream it later and spare myself? 478 00:23:34,289 --> 00:23:36,582 That speech you gave me about your dad? 479 00:23:36,583 --> 00:23:39,085 I saw that bullshit on YouTube this morning. 480 00:23:39,086 --> 00:23:40,795 Whoa... W-w-wait... 481 00:23:40,796 --> 00:23:43,714 I am so lost here. Can someone please fill me in? 482 00:23:43,715 --> 00:23:45,383 Unless it's boring, and then don't. 483 00:23:45,384 --> 00:23:46,551 I wrote that speech. 484 00:23:46,552 --> 00:23:48,427 It was the one thing they let me write 485 00:23:48,428 --> 00:23:52,057 - for the show, and every word is true. - You just... 486 00:23:53,183 --> 00:23:55,394 - said it verbatim? - Maybe. 487 00:23:56,311 --> 00:23:57,855 - Is that weird? - Hm... 488 00:23:59,147 --> 00:24:01,065 I can't tell if you're acting or not. 489 00:24:01,066 --> 00:24:02,275 Oh! 490 00:24:02,276 --> 00:24:04,069 Believe me, when he's acting, you can tell. 491 00:24:04,736 --> 00:24:06,320 But you know what, chums? 492 00:24:06,321 --> 00:24:08,281 Whenever I direct a new show, 493 00:24:08,282 --> 00:24:11,285 the hardest part is getting the actors to trust each other. 494 00:24:12,244 --> 00:24:13,870 And you know what? 495 00:24:13,871 --> 00:24:15,746 That's what we're doing here. 496 00:24:15,747 --> 00:24:17,583 We're starting a new show. 497 00:24:18,333 --> 00:24:21,043 We should promise not to lie and just trust each other. 498 00:24:21,044 --> 00:24:22,504 - I can do that. - Me, too. 499 00:24:24,631 --> 00:24:27,508 - Yeah, okay. - Fabulous. Now, you know what? 500 00:24:27,509 --> 00:24:30,970 How about we all try a new trust exercise? 501 00:24:30,971 --> 00:24:33,223 - No. - No fucking way. Bye. 502 00:24:33,849 --> 00:24:35,100 I'll see you tomorrow! 503 00:24:36,768 --> 00:24:39,771 Uh, so I don't trust her at all. 504 00:24:42,316 --> 00:24:43,817 She's shifty. 505 00:24:53,994 --> 00:24:55,703 Tim, they're sending away Oscar! 506 00:24:55,704 --> 00:24:57,788 You said you saw someone with Zoe! 507 00:24:57,789 --> 00:24:59,207 You have to tell them! 508 00:24:59,208 --> 00:25:01,543 - I don't know what you're talking about. - Tim! 509 00:25:07,508 --> 00:25:10,260 Aren't you a little old to still be playing Hardy Boys? 510 00:25:12,888 --> 00:25:14,139 Why did this happen to you? 511 00:25:14,890 --> 00:25:17,767 Why are you hanging out with a couple of old weirdos? 512 00:25:17,768 --> 00:25:20,854 They're trying to help me find someone who cared about you. 513 00:25:22,189 --> 00:25:24,191 Good luck with that. 514 00:25:30,239 --> 00:25:31,740 Tim... 515 00:25:33,325 --> 00:25:35,244 Who was the ring for? 516 00:25:36,245 --> 00:25:39,248 You wondering if I ever found someone to love me? 517 00:25:40,165 --> 00:25:42,668 I'm just trying to figure out who you were. 518 00:25:44,002 --> 00:25:46,004 If you were a good guy or not. 519 00:25:46,839 --> 00:25:48,757 Should I even be sad that you're dead? 520 00:25:49,258 --> 00:25:51,260 Ouch. That hurts. 521 00:25:52,010 --> 00:25:54,470 Almost as bad as this. 522 00:25:59,059 --> 00:26:02,062 Why didn't you tell the cops what you saw that night? 523 00:26:03,146 --> 00:26:06,859 And does this have anything to do with what happened back then? 524 00:26:10,112 --> 00:26:12,906 I always enjoyed watching you figure things out. 525 00:27:00,454 --> 00:27:02,956 What the fuck? 526 00:27:13,509 --> 00:27:18,095 Tim was the kind of guy that always made the sensible choice. 527 00:27:20,557 --> 00:27:23,060 That's why none of this makes sense. 528 00:27:24,186 --> 00:27:27,313 Which brings us right back to where we started. 529 00:27:27,314 --> 00:27:29,316 Who is Tim Kono? 530 00:27:30,359 --> 00:27:33,111 He liked running around the courtyard fountain. 531 00:27:33,654 --> 00:27:36,322 He was observant and robotic, 532 00:27:36,323 --> 00:27:39,326 but also kind if you looked at him the right way. 533 00:27:41,119 --> 00:27:43,287 He never lied. 534 00:27:43,288 --> 00:27:44,580 Except once. 535 00:27:51,088 --> 00:27:53,256 Who was Tim Kono? 536 00:28:04,726 --> 00:28:06,478 I'm gonna fucking find out. 537 00:28:10,942 --> 00:28:15,942 - Synced and corrected by chamallow - - www.addic7ed.com - 40323

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