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Don't all true crime podcasters
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wish they were on the
case from the start?
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- Found someone dead.
- What?
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- They offed themselves.
- It's that guy from the elevator!
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Tim Kono. With a K.
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What kinda guy kills
himself an hour after being
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desperate to get his hands on this?
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Now, the only thing that matters is
that there's a killer on the loose,
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and he could be living in our building.
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My father was a Charles. I'm a junior.
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- Are you?
- I'm Brazzos.
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Me and my Hardy Boys, we would
get into solving mysteries
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- around the complex.
- And your Hardy Boys,
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where are they now?
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Looks like you arrested
the wrong guy, Detective.
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Spare me the innocent act, Zeus.
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I got you dead-to-rights.
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And I got 20 eyewitnesses who say
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I was at my niece's baptism last night.
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It was a beautiful service.
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Only wish my mother was alive to see it.
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Your lies might fool some
people, Zeus, but not me.
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I'm not some dumb cop you see on TV.
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I'm not Kojak.
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I'm not Tubbs.
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I'm Brazzos.
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This sends the investigation
into a whole new direction.
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By the way, I'm not
calling you Zeus anymore.
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That's your street name.
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I don't call anyone
by their street name.
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I call you by your real name...
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Mario Furstenberg.
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Oh, you think you're so special
because you had a rough dad.
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Let me tell you a
little bit about my dad.
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It was the most constant refrain
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of my childhood. How
much I was like him.
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"You're the spitting
image of your father."
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And I was.
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We were both right-handed, but we
used scissors with our left hand.
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We could both pick up any instrument,
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just play it by ear.
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But ask us to do basic algebra?
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Forget about it.
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But you know, people
meant it as a compliment
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when they said I was like my father.
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But he was awful to my mother.
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- He liked to make her feel small.
- The fuck?
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Make her feel silly.
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Make her unsu...
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Every person is a mystery,
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but to care about a murder mystery,
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you need to care about the
person who was murdered.
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Who is Tim Kono?
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We know he lived on the ninth floor
of the Arconia in New York City.
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We know he had a mailbox.
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We know he got manicures,
or perhaps he just had
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naturally pleasing nail beds.
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- This is terrible.
- Oh, I know. I literally feel myself
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aging when I listen to you.
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It's your writing! I mean, you
don't know anything about the guy,
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so you're just saying the obvious.
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It's so hot in here.
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"He was some sort of mixed Asian,
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Japanese, Korean, or Chinese,
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- maybe Indonesian?"
- Look, I am trying to target
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an entire continent here.
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That's four billion potential listeners.
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- Ah, you're welcome.
- So hot in here.
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Do we have to do this in a closet?
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Well, now you sound like Patti LuPone.
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No, no. The acoustics are better.
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And trust me, you need acoustics.
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Give me one more read.
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Come on. And have lots of fun with it.
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I'm about to pass out!
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Oh! How did you get here?
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- It was open.
- I don't lock my door.
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- Never have.
- That's insane.
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- Neighborly.
- I mean, a murderer
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probably lives in the building,
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but I guess old white
guys are only afraid of
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colon cancer and societal change.
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Sad.
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A murderer doesn't probably
live in the building.
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A murderer definitely
lives in the building!
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Lester checked all the security footage,
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and no one unknown to him came in or out
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during the hours around Tim's murder.
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- Isn't that great? For the podcast?
- So,
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Mabel, tell us.
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Did you learn anything from
the online world of Tim Kono?
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He didn't post much in his online world.
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He seems to have had a
really sad, quiet life.
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You checked all the websites?
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Yep. All the websites.
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Well, we've exhausted the internet.
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Oh! Before I forget,
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we should keep all our
evidence in one place,
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so I should probably hang
onto that engagement ring.
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Why do you get to hang onto it?
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Don't you trust me, Brazzos?
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It's our biggest clue. We
lose that, we've got nothing.
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- It's at my apartment.
I'll give it to you later.
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Okay, guys, I-I need
you two to hear me.
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Our podcast is never going to pop
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until we know who is Tim Kono.
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Who was Tim Kono.
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Yeah, well, I've already named
the episode Who Is Tim Kono,
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- so it's...
- Wait a minute!
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- When did we finish episode one?
- Dude,
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it's called a work in progress!
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Look, every great episode two
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always makes you care
deeply for the victim.
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Ah, that's true. I've fallen in love
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- with so many dead people.
- You either make them sympathetic
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or sexy or interesting, none of which
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- I feel for Tim Kono, so.
- Look,
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someone in this building
had to have known him.
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We find that one person,
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- and all this cracks open.
- Mm-hmm.
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Back off, Mabel.
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You can't disappear for 10 years,
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and then show up and start dragging up
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a bunch of shit from when we were kids.
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Oscar's getting out, Tim.
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You can make things right. You
know what happened that night.
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You didn't even say anything.
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Look, if this is all
you came back for...
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I don't want to think about back then.
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I'm a different person now.
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Jesus. We are different.
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And I don't need people
like you in my life.
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Fine. Good. So...
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if you see me 'round the building,
act like you don't know me
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- because you don't.
- Happily. Fuck you.
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What if Tim was a dick?
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Hm. That's a definite angle.
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I mean, I wouldn't
want him to be dickier
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than Steve Carell in The Office.
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I-I'd still care if Steve Carell
in The Office got murdered.
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Or would I?
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Thinking, thinking, visualizing.
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- This is tough.
- We need to find someone who knew him.
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Here's an idea.
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It's a long shot, but they're
holding a memorial for Tim Kono
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in the lobby in 10 minutes.
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Maybe we learn something there.
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God, she's good.
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Wow. Good turnout.
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I don't know any of these people.
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Oh my God, there's food! Fantastic!
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No sneeze guard, no thank you.
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Might as well lick the fingers
of every person in the building.
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Teddy Dimas lives on six.
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Owns Dimas' Delis.
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Great guy, great dips.
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Deaf son. Mm!
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Oh my God. Oh my God.
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Mm! You know, this is all I eat.
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Dips for dinner. I bet I have not had
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a regular entrée for years.
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Granted, I've lost 14 pounds
and a significant amount of hair,
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but it's totally worth it.
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I'm gonna go sit down.
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Why the fuck is everyone standing?
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You see these chairs? What do
you think they might be for?
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Come on! Come on!
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This won't take long unless
you make it take long!
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- Now...
- Uh, Bunny, if I may.
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Oh Jesus.
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I'm Dr. Grover Stanley, and I'm sure
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we're all grieving the loss of Tim Kono.
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If-if you need to talk privately
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about Tim or whatever,
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I live on six, and I take Venmo.
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Ooh. A therapist is
always a fun suspect.
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Plus, he's desperate. Always good.
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Due to the shocking
nature of this incident,
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I'm told we need to do this...
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for some bullshit insurance purposes.
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The family's in Japan,
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where the body is already being flown,
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so... um, does anybody have anything
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they would like to share
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about Tim Kono?
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Here we go.
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Time for the killer
to make himself known.
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That was from my show.
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A lovely memory?
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A kindness?
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Anyone?
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- Yes.
- Does this mean we get to use our fireplaces again?
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Yeah, he was the guy
with bad asthma, right?
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Since he's dead, we should
be able to use them now.
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We can talk fireplaces
at our next board meeting.
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Wait, Tim was the reason we
couldn't use our fireplaces?
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- I hated that guy.
- He ruined Christmas!
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He once yelled at me.
He once yelled at me
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- for smoking outside!
- Look,
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nobody liked him, but can we
all just be grateful he's gone?
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Say something nice and move on! Shit.
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Uh, excuse me.
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That apartment is mine, hm?
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I lived next to that miserable man
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for eight years, and I
need those extra rooms.
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Well, yes, Ms. Idoko. We have
you down on the waiting list...
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Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
There is no waiting list.
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The apartment is mine.
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Wouldn't be the first New Yorker
to kill for good real estate.
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Excuse me?
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Were you close with Tim?
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And do you consent to being recorded?
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Just say anything to agree.
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- No, please.
- Thanks, perfect.
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Last night...
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Sorry. Last night my cat, Evelyn, died.
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I'm sorry, I can't...
I don't like doing this.
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Time, please. Thank
you. We're gonna cut.
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Um, I like the emotion.
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Keep that, but I kinda need
you to enunciate better.
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- Do you have anything?
- The crying is covering the dialogue.
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Oh, that's a good... that's a
good note. Okay. So, try it again,
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and it's kind of, in a weird way,
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an upbeat story. So
just, when you're ready,
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and... action.
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My cat,
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my beautiful Evelyn...
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she died last night.
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- Your cat?
- Mm-hmm.
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Howard?
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Did you say Evelyn died?
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Yes. Last night.
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Oh...
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What's wrong, Howard?
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Evelyn died. The sweet blond tabby
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who used to come visiting
through all the window boxes.
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Evelyn? Oh no! She died?
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Yes! Evelyn is dead!
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Yeah, I'm sure we're all grieving
the death of our dear Evelyn,
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and just a quick reminder.
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I live on six and Venmo.
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Maybe we should make
a podcast about Evelyn.
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Dips for dinner.
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♪ Dips for dinner,
I'm a nut for dips... ♪
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So, our victim is less
likable than a dead cat.
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Hey, you know what? I think
we should talk to Ursula.
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- The sea witch?
- No, no, no. The building manager.
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If anyone has information
on Tim, she does.
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Oliver?
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- Can I speak with you?
- Of course, Bun Bun.
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First of all, let me
say, you look fantastic.
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You gotta give me the name of your guy.
253
00:11:41,285 --> 00:11:43,077
You look like a damn kid.
254
00:11:43,078 --> 00:11:46,080
Mm. Your building fees
are eight months past due.
255
00:11:46,081 --> 00:11:48,457
This is your final notice
before the board will be forced
256
00:11:48,458 --> 00:11:51,586
- to take drastic actions.
- I... B... Bunny, w... we're friends,
257
00:11:51,587 --> 00:11:54,255
- and...
- That's why I'm using a friendly tone.
258
00:11:54,256 --> 00:11:56,257
Don't fuck with me, Oliver.
259
00:11:56,258 --> 00:11:59,010
Mm, I can't think of
anything less pleasant.
260
00:11:59,011 --> 00:12:01,637
That makes two of us.
261
00:12:05,934 --> 00:12:08,478
I didn't cry that much
when my mother died.
262
00:12:10,480 --> 00:12:12,982
Is that true, or are you lying?
263
00:12:12,983 --> 00:12:14,818
Why would I lie about
something like that?
264
00:12:17,821 --> 00:12:20,741
I don't know what I'm
supposed to do right now...
265
00:12:21,867 --> 00:12:25,704
I'm totally migraining. You guys
meet the sea witch without me.
266
00:12:30,375 --> 00:12:33,128
- What did you say to her?
- Just making conversation.
267
00:12:33,545 --> 00:12:34,963
Mm. Not your thing.
268
00:12:36,256 --> 00:12:38,258
Grab those, won't you?
269
00:12:40,677 --> 00:12:41,970
And that tray, too.
270
00:13:16,380 --> 00:13:18,381
Hi.
271
00:13:18,382 --> 00:13:21,093
I'm not sure why I'm doing this.
272
00:13:21,969 --> 00:13:24,554
Maybe it's because nobody
gave a shit about Tim,
273
00:13:24,555 --> 00:13:27,474
and I want something
on record in case...
274
00:13:35,190 --> 00:13:37,066
Who is Tim Kono?
275
00:13:38,277 --> 00:13:39,820
Who was?
276
00:13:51,665 --> 00:13:55,377
I met him here, at the
Arconia, when we were 10.
277
00:13:56,753 --> 00:14:00,214
I interrupted a game he
had to play every day.
278
00:14:00,215 --> 00:14:01,799
I don't know you.
279
00:14:01,800 --> 00:14:03,802
I know everyone who
lives in this building.
280
00:14:04,845 --> 00:14:07,346
I don't live in this
building. My aunt does.
281
00:14:07,347 --> 00:14:08,891
Salma Ramirez.
282
00:14:10,100 --> 00:14:13,352
12A. I like her.
283
00:14:13,353 --> 00:14:15,897
She gives out whole
candy bars on Halloween.
284
00:14:15,898 --> 00:14:16,910
I live on Long Island
285
00:14:16,911 --> 00:14:19,067
where they give out loose
cigarettes and lighters.
286
00:14:19,985 --> 00:14:22,236
Yeah. You look pretty poor.
287
00:14:22,237 --> 00:14:25,324
It's true Tim didn't get
along with a lot of people.
288
00:14:27,868 --> 00:14:30,704
- What are you drawing?
- The beach near my house.
289
00:14:31,538 --> 00:14:33,790
He was direct, but he never lied.
290
00:14:34,875 --> 00:14:36,584
It's not very good.
291
00:14:36,585 --> 00:14:38,420
Maybe that's why I liked him.
292
00:14:39,129 --> 00:14:40,129
You reading that?
293
00:14:40,130 --> 00:14:42,174
No. I'm too poor to read.
294
00:14:44,259 --> 00:14:47,720
It's about two brothers
who solve crimes in Bayport,
295
00:14:47,721 --> 00:14:50,015
where I live. It's a whole series.
296
00:14:51,058 --> 00:14:53,352
They're cool, even though they're old.
297
00:14:54,520 --> 00:14:57,605
We'd spend a few weeks together
every summer and winter break
298
00:14:57,606 --> 00:15:00,066
when my aunt would let me stay with her,
299
00:15:00,067 --> 00:15:02,860
and I could pretend I
lived in the Arconia.
300
00:15:02,861 --> 00:15:05,864
And we could be the Hardy Boys...
301
00:15:06,740 --> 00:15:09,951
solving mysteries we'd make
up around Tim's apartment.
302
00:15:20,212 --> 00:15:22,589
For years, it was just me and Tim.
303
00:15:25,133 --> 00:15:27,636
Until we met Oscar and Zoe.
304
00:15:28,470 --> 00:15:30,221
Oscar was the super's kid.
305
00:15:30,222 --> 00:15:32,640
Zoe got Oscar to copy his dad's keys
306
00:15:32,641 --> 00:15:35,560
so we could "Hardy Boy"
in any apartment we wanted
307
00:15:35,561 --> 00:15:38,062
when the owners were out of town.
308
00:15:38,063 --> 00:15:40,690
Zoe's family had the whole 11th floor,
309
00:15:40,691 --> 00:15:42,984
- but that wasn't enough for her.
- Yes!
310
00:15:42,985 --> 00:15:46,320
Full meds cabinet. We are
camping here tonight, kids!
311
00:15:46,321 --> 00:15:49,324
- Zoe was the life of the party.
- Jackpot!
312
00:15:51,201 --> 00:15:53,035
- Here, take this, baby.
- But sometimes,
313
00:15:53,036 --> 00:15:54,830
she took things too far.
314
00:15:56,164 --> 00:15:57,291
It was fun, mostly.
315
00:15:58,876 --> 00:16:00,251
Until the end.
316
00:16:07,301 --> 00:16:10,469
Okay, remember. Ursula always
had a side hustle she's working,
317
00:16:10,470 --> 00:16:13,764
so try not to sign up for any kind
of subscription box, timeshare,
318
00:16:13,765 --> 00:16:15,516
or complimentary mammogram.
319
00:16:15,517 --> 00:16:17,435
They're incredibly difficult to cancel.
320
00:16:17,436 --> 00:16:19,021
I thought her name was Aurora.
321
00:16:20,022 --> 00:16:22,398
How do you not know anyone?
322
00:16:22,399 --> 00:16:24,734
So-so-so you put "Aurora"
323
00:16:24,735 --> 00:16:26,819
on her envelope when
you tip at Christmas?
324
00:16:26,820 --> 00:16:28,779
- I don't tip.
- What?
325
00:16:28,780 --> 00:16:31,449
I think it's elitist. I send
out autographed photos instead.
326
00:16:32,743 --> 00:16:34,702
Mm. Okay.
327
00:16:34,703 --> 00:16:36,913
You know what? I think
you should stay upstairs.
328
00:16:36,914 --> 00:16:38,539
- Why?
- Because I'm starting to think
329
00:16:38,540 --> 00:16:41,335
that people like you less than Tim Kono.
330
00:16:46,757 --> 00:16:49,759
Ursula! My beloved. Even from here,
331
00:16:49,760 --> 00:16:52,011
you smell like a field of
lavender and French fries.
332
00:16:52,012 --> 00:16:54,597
My two favorite things.
333
00:16:54,598 --> 00:16:56,641
What brings your skinny ass down here?
334
00:16:56,642 --> 00:16:59,727
Well, I just, you know, I didn't
see you at the memorial for Tim Kono,
335
00:16:59,728 --> 00:17:01,896
and I just thought I'd check in.
336
00:17:01,897 --> 00:17:04,440
- It was such a tragedy.
- Is it? Really?
337
00:17:04,441 --> 00:17:07,860
Dude didn't wanna be at the
party anymore, so he left.
338
00:17:07,861 --> 00:17:10,864
Do you know how many
complaints I got about him?
339
00:17:12,908 --> 00:17:15,660
Gee, I'd... I'd love
to take a peek at those.
340
00:17:15,661 --> 00:17:17,286
Ursula! It's me,
341
00:17:17,287 --> 00:17:19,705
Charles-Haden Savage from 14.
342
00:17:19,706 --> 00:17:21,374
- Is he with you?
- No. No, no.
343
00:17:21,375 --> 00:17:23,292
I am. I see you have my pho...
344
00:17:23,293 --> 00:17:25,211
- Oh...
- Yeah, it's a real favorite.
345
00:17:25,212 --> 00:17:26,587
Can't you tell?
346
00:17:26,588 --> 00:17:29,715
Look, the reason I don't tip
is out of respect for you.
347
00:17:29,716 --> 00:17:31,968
Please, don't respect me so much, okay?
348
00:17:31,969 --> 00:17:33,761
Ursula, please, I-I would love
349
00:17:33,762 --> 00:17:36,973
to look at those
complaints about Tim Kono.
350
00:17:36,974 --> 00:17:38,976
Can't we work something out here?
351
00:17:39,643 --> 00:17:42,646
Well, if you really want them...
352
00:17:44,773 --> 00:17:46,440
Gut Milk?
353
00:17:46,441 --> 00:17:48,150
It's a beverage and a business.
354
00:17:48,151 --> 00:17:51,028
First case is 250. Buy two,
and I'll throw in the file.
355
00:17:51,029 --> 00:17:52,446
Buy three,
356
00:17:52,447 --> 00:17:56,242
and I'll fill you in on the stuff
that was too juicy to write down.
357
00:17:56,243 --> 00:17:58,119
That seems steep.
358
00:17:58,120 --> 00:18:00,788
Up to you. But after tomorrow,
359
00:18:00,789 --> 00:18:02,331
this...
360
00:18:02,332 --> 00:18:04,500
and everything else about that guy,
361
00:18:04,501 --> 00:18:05,626
goes away forever.
362
00:18:05,627 --> 00:18:07,712
- Why is that?
- What's tomorrow?
363
00:18:09,756 --> 00:18:11,883
They're cleaning out Tim
Kono's apartment tomorrow,
364
00:18:11,884 --> 00:18:13,926
so we're gonna go down there
and look around for clues
365
00:18:13,927 --> 00:18:15,971
before everything's
gone. You wanna come?
366
00:18:16,847 --> 00:18:18,950
Do I wanna break into
a dead guy's apartment
367
00:18:18,951 --> 00:18:20,559
and go through all his shit?
368
00:18:21,226 --> 00:18:22,435
Sounds like an afternoon.
369
00:18:22,436 --> 00:18:23,979
Oh! Do you have that engagement ring?
370
00:18:24,605 --> 00:18:26,607
Yeah. It's in my apartment.
371
00:18:28,150 --> 00:18:31,153
- Do you appeal to anybody?
- Not for years.
372
00:18:34,907 --> 00:18:36,490
This is it.
373
00:18:36,491 --> 00:18:38,701
Our one chance to get to know Tim Kono.
374
00:18:38,702 --> 00:18:41,037
Oh! That's a nice high drama line.
375
00:18:41,038 --> 00:18:43,706
- Okay, give me another.
- Why? What was the matter with that one?
376
00:18:43,707 --> 00:18:46,668
Nothing, it was perfect. It was
just reeking of your years on CBS.
377
00:18:47,461 --> 00:18:49,962
I brought Luminol and a
blacklight in case we find...
378
00:18:49,963 --> 00:18:51,631
Oh, blood! There's blood!
379
00:18:51,632 --> 00:18:53,341
Shh! Don't yell blood!
380
00:18:53,342 --> 00:18:55,843
Is it his blood? Is it my blood?
381
00:18:55,844 --> 00:18:57,553
Are my feet bleeding through my shoes?
382
00:18:57,554 --> 00:18:59,972
That's just your brain leaking
out through your foot. Here.
383
00:18:59,973 --> 00:19:01,934
Put on these booties. It'll
keep you from slipping.
384
00:19:02,935 --> 00:19:05,561
And remember, keep your eyes peeled.
385
00:19:05,562 --> 00:19:07,563
Anything can be a clue.
386
00:19:07,564 --> 00:19:09,066
- Whoa.
- What?
387
00:19:09,691 --> 00:19:12,986
Uh, nothing. It's just
strange to be in here.
388
00:19:13,445 --> 00:19:16,156
Oh, oh, keep your eyes out
for a laptop or a cell phone.
389
00:19:16,782 --> 00:19:19,158
The cops probably took those.
390
00:19:19,159 --> 00:19:21,578
Look at all these past due bills.
391
00:19:22,371 --> 00:19:25,039
Didn't the cop say that Tim
was having money problems?
392
00:19:25,040 --> 00:19:26,542
Past due rent.
393
00:19:27,417 --> 00:19:28,919
Utilities.
394
00:19:29,670 --> 00:19:32,089
He's even behind in his
building fees, poor guy.
395
00:19:32,673 --> 00:19:35,299
People who don't pay their
building fees are the worst.
396
00:19:35,300 --> 00:19:36,801
It makes the rest of ours go up.
397
00:19:36,802 --> 00:19:39,011
Now, I really don't like this guy.
398
00:19:39,012 --> 00:19:40,596
I don't think it's...
399
00:19:40,597 --> 00:19:42,640
a sin to be slow to write a check.
400
00:19:42,641 --> 00:19:44,100
I'm gonna check in here.
401
00:19:44,101 --> 00:19:47,271
Okay, well, no pictures
of any girlfriend.
402
00:19:47,813 --> 00:19:49,314
No? That seems strange.
403
00:19:50,190 --> 00:19:53,276
Sex toys! We got sex toys, people!
404
00:19:53,277 --> 00:19:56,821
Okay. Remember not to judge.
Nothing... Nothing shameful about
405
00:19:56,822 --> 00:19:57,948
deviant sexual pursuits.
406
00:19:58,699 --> 00:19:59,699
Ooh!
407
00:19:59,700 --> 00:20:01,200
Ah...
408
00:20:01,201 --> 00:20:02,660
Ew.
409
00:20:02,661 --> 00:20:05,621
Looks like Mr. Vanilla
took a turn down Rocky Road,
410
00:20:05,622 --> 00:20:07,040
if you know what I mean.
411
00:20:07,791 --> 00:20:09,542
I don't think you know what you mean.
412
00:20:09,543 --> 00:20:12,461
Goodbye snoozing, hello cruising.
413
00:20:12,462 --> 00:20:14,630
You know, we could get
DNA evidence off these.
414
00:20:14,631 --> 00:20:17,134
I just say bag 'em up
and maybe take a Z-Pak.
415
00:20:23,432 --> 00:20:25,142
Hey, lady!
416
00:20:25,726 --> 00:20:28,561
You look hot.
417
00:20:28,562 --> 00:20:30,146
I hate New Year's Eve.
418
00:20:30,147 --> 00:20:32,064
It means that winter break's over.
419
00:20:32,065 --> 00:20:34,025
Yeah, and you gotta back
to shitty Long Island
420
00:20:34,026 --> 00:20:36,444
to get finger-fucked by your cousins.
421
00:20:37,946 --> 00:20:41,115
- You're so gross.
- Oh, you know you love me.
422
00:20:41,116 --> 00:20:42,367
Hey, where'd you get that?
423
00:20:44,453 --> 00:20:46,704
- Found it.
- Hey, guys, how we, uh,
424
00:20:46,705 --> 00:20:48,415
feeling about this tie? I...
425
00:20:49,625 --> 00:20:50,876
Damn, girl.
426
00:20:52,711 --> 00:20:54,421
What? I-I already told you.
427
00:20:54,838 --> 00:20:57,673
You... you look good, too, babe.
428
00:20:57,674 --> 00:20:59,051
Don't even.
429
00:21:00,636 --> 00:21:02,303
Hey, guys, if it's dark on the roof,
430
00:21:02,304 --> 00:21:03,888
nobody's gonna see how good we look.
431
00:21:03,889 --> 00:21:06,182
Hm, nice slick hair, Tim.
432
00:21:06,183 --> 00:21:08,977
- Kono. Get a picture.
- Yes! This one's mine.
433
00:21:10,812 --> 00:21:13,689
- Hurry!
- Come on. Here we go.
434
00:21:25,662 --> 00:21:27,537
- Goddammit! You're a goddamn asshole!
- What the hell are you doing?
435
00:21:27,538 --> 00:21:28,871
What the fuck was that!?
436
00:21:28,872 --> 00:21:30,706
No, that's, like, textbook cheating!
437
00:21:30,707 --> 00:21:32,291
What the fuck!
438
00:21:45,681 --> 00:21:47,473
I saw someone fighting with her.
439
00:21:47,474 --> 00:21:50,102
- You saw Oscar?
- No. Someone else.
440
00:21:54,147 --> 00:21:56,650
- Bingo!
- Paw prints! Check this out!
441
00:21:58,652 --> 00:22:00,152
Bloody cat prints.
442
00:22:00,153 --> 00:22:02,905
Th-that dead cat. W-what
was her name? Ethel?
443
00:22:02,906 --> 00:22:05,324
- Evelyn.
- This...
444
00:22:05,325 --> 00:22:07,451
- This doesn't make sense.
- Oh no, no, no. A lot of people
445
00:22:07,452 --> 00:22:10,705
name their pets human names.
I had a parakeet named Bruce.
446
00:22:10,706 --> 00:22:13,416
It was a female, but she
had a very masculine energy.
447
00:22:13,417 --> 00:22:14,542
No.
448
00:22:14,543 --> 00:22:17,670
The cat was here after Tim died.
449
00:22:17,671 --> 00:22:20,798
And the cat died that night, too.
450
00:22:20,799 --> 00:22:23,384
Howard. Was that Evelyn's owner's name?
451
00:22:23,385 --> 00:22:25,179
Right.
452
00:22:25,679 --> 00:22:28,682
I think our list of suspects
just got a little longer.
453
00:22:29,725 --> 00:22:30,809
That was from my show!
454
00:22:33,353 --> 00:22:36,105
- Okay...
- What's that?
455
00:22:36,106 --> 00:22:38,357
It's a beverage and a business.
456
00:22:38,358 --> 00:22:39,984
All in all, not such a bad day.
457
00:22:39,985 --> 00:22:41,903
And we got a list of potential suspects
458
00:22:41,904 --> 00:22:44,488
in the folder that the
basement photo lady gave us.
459
00:22:44,489 --> 00:22:46,532
- Ursula!
- Ursula. Yeah.
460
00:22:46,533 --> 00:22:47,731
You know, I think we
have enough to paint
461
00:22:47,732 --> 00:22:49,870
a pretty clear picture of Tim Kono.
462
00:22:50,412 --> 00:22:52,038
Yeah, sure. He was broke.
463
00:22:52,039 --> 00:22:54,457
- He liked dangerous sex.
- Asthmatic. No one liked him...
464
00:22:54,458 --> 00:22:55,959
Can we not?
465
00:22:56,668 --> 00:23:00,129
I don't think being unlikable
means he deserved to die.
466
00:23:00,130 --> 00:23:02,590
Well, no, no. I think
w-w-what Charles is saying is,
467
00:23:02,591 --> 00:23:05,343
for the podcast, we're still
looking for a way to care.
468
00:23:05,344 --> 00:23:07,094
He was alone.
469
00:23:07,095 --> 00:23:09,097
Isn't that enough to make us care?
470
00:23:10,140 --> 00:23:12,642
You of all people should
know how fucking sad that is.
471
00:23:12,643 --> 00:23:14,268
Look, I didn't mean to...
472
00:23:14,269 --> 00:23:16,271
His blood is still on your shoes.
473
00:23:19,107 --> 00:23:21,400
You're right. We should
be more respectful.
474
00:23:21,401 --> 00:23:24,737
Tim Kono was a person.
He was a neighbor.
475
00:23:24,738 --> 00:23:25,947
Maybe a man in love.
476
00:23:25,948 --> 00:23:28,450
- It's easy to lose sight...
- What episode is this from?
477
00:23:29,826 --> 00:23:32,746
Can I just stream it
later and spare myself?
478
00:23:34,289 --> 00:23:36,582
That speech you gave me about your dad?
479
00:23:36,583 --> 00:23:39,085
I saw that bullshit on
YouTube this morning.
480
00:23:39,086 --> 00:23:40,795
Whoa... W-w-wait...
481
00:23:40,796 --> 00:23:43,714
I am so lost here. Can
someone please fill me in?
482
00:23:43,715 --> 00:23:45,383
Unless it's boring, and then don't.
483
00:23:45,384 --> 00:23:46,551
I wrote that speech.
484
00:23:46,552 --> 00:23:48,427
It was the one thing they let me write
485
00:23:48,428 --> 00:23:52,057
- for the show, and every word is true.
- You just...
486
00:23:53,183 --> 00:23:55,394
- said it verbatim?
- Maybe.
487
00:23:56,311 --> 00:23:57,855
- Is that weird?
- Hm...
488
00:23:59,147 --> 00:24:01,065
I can't tell if you're acting or not.
489
00:24:01,066 --> 00:24:02,275
Oh!
490
00:24:02,276 --> 00:24:04,069
Believe me, when he's
acting, you can tell.
491
00:24:04,736 --> 00:24:06,320
But you know what, chums?
492
00:24:06,321 --> 00:24:08,281
Whenever I direct a new show,
493
00:24:08,282 --> 00:24:11,285
the hardest part is getting
the actors to trust each other.
494
00:24:12,244 --> 00:24:13,870
And you know what?
495
00:24:13,871 --> 00:24:15,746
That's what we're doing here.
496
00:24:15,747 --> 00:24:17,583
We're starting a new show.
497
00:24:18,333 --> 00:24:21,043
We should promise not to lie
and just trust each other.
498
00:24:21,044 --> 00:24:22,504
- I can do that.
- Me, too.
499
00:24:24,631 --> 00:24:27,508
- Yeah, okay.
- Fabulous. Now, you know what?
500
00:24:27,509 --> 00:24:30,970
How about we all try
a new trust exercise?
501
00:24:30,971 --> 00:24:33,223
- No.
- No fucking way. Bye.
502
00:24:33,849 --> 00:24:35,100
I'll see you tomorrow!
503
00:24:36,768 --> 00:24:39,771
Uh, so I don't trust her at all.
504
00:24:42,316 --> 00:24:43,817
She's shifty.
505
00:24:53,994 --> 00:24:55,703
Tim, they're sending away Oscar!
506
00:24:55,704 --> 00:24:57,788
You said you saw someone with Zoe!
507
00:24:57,789 --> 00:24:59,207
You have to tell them!
508
00:24:59,208 --> 00:25:01,543
- I don't know what you're talking about.
- Tim!
509
00:25:07,508 --> 00:25:10,260
Aren't you a little old to
still be playing Hardy Boys?
510
00:25:12,888 --> 00:25:14,139
Why did this happen to you?
511
00:25:14,890 --> 00:25:17,767
Why are you hanging out
with a couple of old weirdos?
512
00:25:17,768 --> 00:25:20,854
They're trying to help me find
someone who cared about you.
513
00:25:22,189 --> 00:25:24,191
Good luck with that.
514
00:25:30,239 --> 00:25:31,740
Tim...
515
00:25:33,325 --> 00:25:35,244
Who was the ring for?
516
00:25:36,245 --> 00:25:39,248
You wondering if I ever
found someone to love me?
517
00:25:40,165 --> 00:25:42,668
I'm just trying to
figure out who you were.
518
00:25:44,002 --> 00:25:46,004
If you were a good guy or not.
519
00:25:46,839 --> 00:25:48,757
Should I even be sad that you're dead?
520
00:25:49,258 --> 00:25:51,260
Ouch. That hurts.
521
00:25:52,010 --> 00:25:54,470
Almost as bad as this.
522
00:25:59,059 --> 00:26:02,062
Why didn't you tell the
cops what you saw that night?
523
00:26:03,146 --> 00:26:06,859
And does this have anything to
do with what happened back then?
524
00:26:10,112 --> 00:26:12,906
I always enjoyed watching
you figure things out.
525
00:27:00,454 --> 00:27:02,956
What the fuck?
526
00:27:13,509 --> 00:27:18,095
Tim was the kind of guy that
always made the sensible choice.
527
00:27:20,557 --> 00:27:23,060
That's why none of this makes sense.
528
00:27:24,186 --> 00:27:27,313
Which brings us right
back to where we started.
529
00:27:27,314 --> 00:27:29,316
Who is Tim Kono?
530
00:27:30,359 --> 00:27:33,111
He liked running around
the courtyard fountain.
531
00:27:33,654 --> 00:27:36,322
He was observant and robotic,
532
00:27:36,323 --> 00:27:39,326
but also kind if you
looked at him the right way.
533
00:27:41,119 --> 00:27:43,287
He never lied.
534
00:27:43,288 --> 00:27:44,580
Except once.
535
00:27:51,088 --> 00:27:53,256
Who was Tim Kono?
536
00:28:04,726 --> 00:28:06,478
I'm gonna fucking find out.
537
00:28:10,942 --> 00:28:15,942
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