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[Sniffs] 9 00:00:22,195 --> 00:00:23,430 Where are you going? 10 00:00:23,515 --> 00:00:25,644 Maybe I don't want to waste the next 15 years 11 00:00:25,729 --> 00:00:27,531 trying to distract myself. 12 00:00:27,754 --> 00:00:29,476 You are the right person. 13 00:00:29,857 --> 00:00:31,210 You. 14 00:00:31,566 --> 00:00:32,804 Okay. 15 00:00:33,345 --> 00:00:34,820 [Clang!]There's someone in the house. 16 00:00:34,999 --> 00:00:36,648 Is that a gun? 17 00:00:55,125 --> 00:00:56,390 What? I'm stressed out. 18 00:00:56,597 --> 00:00:57,976 Arrest me. 19 00:00:59,074 --> 00:01:00,851 - [Don't really. - Door opens] 20 00:01:02,061 --> 00:01:03,406 Hey. 21 00:01:04,148 --> 00:01:05,453 God. Patty. 22 00:01:07,017 --> 00:01:09,726 Thank you for your time, Mrs. McRoberts. 23 00:01:11,617 --> 00:01:13,484 - Hey, you. - Hi. 24 00:01:14,534 --> 00:01:16,015 Officer Ridgeway. 25 00:01:16,826 --> 00:01:18,306 - Right. - [Siren wailing in distance] 26 00:01:18,798 --> 00:01:21,554 Listen, I can't imagine how hard all this has been for you. 27 00:01:21,758 --> 00:01:23,407 Yeah. But you may not want 28 00:01:23,492 --> 00:01:26,445 to go visit your mother, or go out of town, at all. 29 00:01:26,929 --> 00:01:29,226 In case we need anything else. 30 00:01:29,374 --> 00:01:31,343 Uh, like what? 31 00:01:31,594 --> 00:01:35,531 We don't take shootings lightly, and your husband... 32 00:01:35,657 --> 00:01:37,883 - What about me? - I was just saying 33 00:01:37,968 --> 00:01:39,641 you were involved in a terrible ordeal, 34 00:01:39,726 --> 00:01:41,166 one we're gonna get to the bottom of. 35 00:01:41,312 --> 00:01:43,435 I feel like I'm in some sort of awful dream. 36 00:01:43,609 --> 00:01:45,046 But I don't want you to worry. 37 00:01:45,209 --> 00:01:47,866 We know you did what you had to do to protect your family. 38 00:01:48,000 --> 00:01:49,743 I just... I don't understand 39 00:01:49,828 --> 00:01:52,007 why someone would break into our home. 40 00:01:52,267 --> 00:01:55,282 Everyone thinks they're special, that this can't happen to them. 41 00:01:55,367 --> 00:01:56,367 [Chuckles] No, no. 42 00:01:56,452 --> 00:01:58,929 Our home is crappy. It's a dumb move. 43 00:01:59,139 --> 00:02:01,421 Around here, random break-ins are usually drug-related. 44 00:02:01,639 --> 00:02:02,671 It's desperation. 45 00:02:02,756 --> 00:02:03,842 They're looking for 46 00:02:03,927 --> 00:02:05,976 anything they can pawn for a few bucks. 47 00:02:06,368 --> 00:02:08,165 So, is that what you think this is? 48 00:02:08,250 --> 00:02:10,026 S-Stealing for drug money? 49 00:02:10,125 --> 00:02:11,724 We'll know more once the warrant goes through 50 00:02:11,808 --> 00:02:13,500 and we get into his place. 51 00:02:13,810 --> 00:02:15,281 When will that be? 52 00:02:15,449 --> 00:02:17,236 Likely tomorrow afternoon. 53 00:02:17,422 --> 00:02:20,312 And that lowlife won't be around to let us in himself. 54 00:02:20,643 --> 00:02:22,359 - Kevin made sure of that. - [Scoffs] 55 00:02:22,471 --> 00:02:25,477 Wait. Did he... Has he... 56 00:02:25,609 --> 00:02:27,914 They pulled the plug on him a few minutes ago. 57 00:02:27,998 --> 00:02:29,195 Oh. 58 00:02:29,583 --> 00:02:32,351 Drugs really are the scourge of our time. 59 00:02:33,046 --> 00:02:34,453 I'd argue heart disease. 60 00:02:34,538 --> 00:02:35,703 [Laughter] 61 00:02:35,832 --> 00:02:37,734 Just numbers-wise. 62 00:02:38,507 --> 00:02:41,632 Babe, this is not some sort of smushed artery, alright? 63 00:02:42,151 --> 00:02:44,750 Some drugged-up dude was in our house. 64 00:02:45,102 --> 00:02:46,507 He could've... 65 00:02:47,278 --> 00:02:48,641 We could've... 66 00:02:48,726 --> 00:02:50,593 I know. I know, babe. 67 00:02:51,405 --> 00:02:55,325 Kev, I've been a cop 22 years now, and let me tell you, 68 00:02:55,504 --> 00:02:58,046 not very many families come out of this stuff unscathed. 69 00:02:58,551 --> 00:02:59,816 You're one of the lucky ones. 70 00:02:59,993 --> 00:03:01,998 Heh. Yeah. 71 00:03:02,083 --> 00:03:04,132 Lucky. Come on. 72 00:03:10,251 --> 00:03:11,796 [Laughter] 73 00:03:11,880 --> 00:03:13,880 *KEVIN CAN F*** HIMSELF* 00:03:15,979 Episode Title: "Fixed" Aired on: August 01, 2021. 75 00:03:20,442 --> 00:03:24,156 [♪] 76 00:03:24,859 --> 00:03:26,603 Buddy! 77 00:03:26,727 --> 00:03:28,234 Alright! I'm alright. 78 00:03:28,319 --> 00:03:29,845 No, you're not. 79 00:03:29,929 --> 00:03:33,656 Your airway's being constricted by 230 pounds of idiot. 80 00:03:33,765 --> 00:03:35,461 [Laughter] 81 00:03:35,546 --> 00:03:38,109 I get a little emotional when I think about losing you, Kev. 82 00:03:38,194 --> 00:03:40,726 Yeah. Well, I don't like thinking about it, either. 83 00:03:40,853 --> 00:03:42,234 That's why you don't. 84 00:03:42,365 --> 00:03:44,544 You got to push all those thoughts and feelings 85 00:03:44,683 --> 00:03:46,253 way down into your stomach 86 00:03:46,337 --> 00:03:48,081 until it creates, like, a little hole 87 00:03:48,165 --> 00:03:50,062 where you can keep all that stuff. 88 00:03:51,124 --> 00:03:52,843 A cookie pocket. 89 00:03:53,953 --> 00:03:55,820 That's an ulcer, Pete. 90 00:03:57,147 --> 00:03:58,177 No. 91 00:03:58,262 --> 00:03:59,968 It's a cookie pocket. 92 00:04:00,525 --> 00:04:02,274 You eat cookies, and you feel better. 93 00:04:02,359 --> 00:04:03,750 Psh. Thinks she's a nurse now, 94 00:04:03,835 --> 00:04:06,281 telling us what a cookie pocket is. Heh. 95 00:04:07,261 --> 00:04:10,000 I just can't believe that someone was in here. 96 00:04:10,143 --> 00:04:12,888 I know. And the dude was on my hockey team in high school. 97 00:04:12,972 --> 00:04:14,194 Couldn't shoot then, either. 98 00:04:14,278 --> 00:04:15,820 [Both chuckle] 99 00:04:17,373 --> 00:04:20,507 You okay, bro? You look like Patty after... 100 00:04:20,720 --> 00:04:22,250 Oh, my God. Right now. 101 00:04:23,703 --> 00:04:25,316 I don't know, bro. 102 00:04:25,463 --> 00:04:28,024 It's like there's something weighing down my eyebrows, 103 00:04:28,109 --> 00:04:29,617 making me frown. 104 00:04:29,702 --> 00:04:31,036 That's called marriage. 105 00:04:31,121 --> 00:04:33,968 [Both laugh] 106 00:04:34,820 --> 00:04:36,129 Did you hear that one, son? 107 00:04:36,213 --> 00:04:38,087 I said, "That's called marriage." 108 00:04:38,171 --> 00:04:39,132 Up top! 109 00:04:39,216 --> 00:04:40,710 [Both laugh] 110 00:04:41,041 --> 00:04:42,872 Yeah, it's, uh... 111 00:04:43,132 --> 00:04:44,859 It's just not doing it for me. 112 00:04:45,178 --> 00:04:47,867 Whoa. This is serious. 113 00:04:48,094 --> 00:04:49,985 I know. I know. 114 00:04:50,070 --> 00:04:51,492 That was a hilarious joke, 115 00:04:51,576 --> 00:04:55,627 and yet it's like my laugh button's on the fritz. 116 00:04:55,711 --> 00:04:57,498 God. What is wrong with me? 117 00:04:57,582 --> 00:04:59,979 No, y-you're being too hard on yourself, son. 118 00:05:00,063 --> 00:05:02,111 Look, this all just happened.Yeah. 119 00:05:02,195 --> 00:05:04,680 Good Catholic repression takes time. 120 00:05:05,425 --> 00:05:06,777 And sleep. 121 00:05:07,026 --> 00:05:08,509 You know what? That's it. 122 00:05:08,593 --> 00:05:10,930 You need a good snooze to fix you up. 123 00:05:11,451 --> 00:05:13,064 Yeah. Yeah. 124 00:05:13,250 --> 00:05:15,204 Maybe that'll do it.Sure. 125 00:05:15,644 --> 00:05:18,258 You want me to make you a nice, comfy fort to nap in? 126 00:05:19,038 --> 00:05:21,392 No thanks, bro. Oh, come on. 127 00:05:21,476 --> 00:05:23,132 Makes you feel like a caveman all tuckered 128 00:05:23,216 --> 00:05:24,960 from a long day of hunting dinosaurs. 129 00:05:25,044 --> 00:05:26,701 I said no! 130 00:05:26,785 --> 00:05:28,399 I... 131 00:05:28,483 --> 00:05:30,321 I just need to be alone. 132 00:05:30,963 --> 00:05:32,446 I just wanted to help. 133 00:05:32,530 --> 00:05:34,883 I know, buddy. Look, he's probably just starting 134 00:05:34,967 --> 00:05:37,266 to realize what we all knew years ago. 135 00:05:37,520 --> 00:05:39,203 That forts are dumb? 136 00:05:40,015 --> 00:05:42,760 Yeah. Forts are dumb. 137 00:05:43,087 --> 00:05:44,499 [Laughter] 138 00:05:48,934 --> 00:05:50,174 [Quietly] Okay, what the hell... 139 00:05:50,461 --> 00:05:52,205 [Whispering] It was Nick. What? 140 00:05:52,289 --> 00:05:53,772 He wasn't supposed to come for another week. 141 00:05:53,856 --> 00:05:56,514 Oh, trust me, I know. But why listen to instruction 142 00:05:56,598 --> 00:05:58,211 when it's more fun to come on a night when Kevin's 143 00:05:58,295 --> 00:05:59,704 amped on Red Bull and has a gun? 144 00:05:59,789 --> 00:06:01,997 I know. Who would give Kevin a gun? 145 00:06:02,081 --> 00:06:04,522 Oh. We did. 146 00:06:04,606 --> 00:06:06,262 You know the gun you hit the trucker with? 147 00:06:06,346 --> 00:06:07,568 The one we planted in the backyard? 148 00:06:07,652 --> 00:06:09,211 He found it. 149 00:06:09,543 --> 00:06:10,764 How? 150 00:06:10,849 --> 00:06:12,245 Because of course he did! 151 00:06:12,330 --> 00:06:14,290 Because he has a metal detector, and it's Kevin! 152 00:06:14,375 --> 00:06:15,837 We should have seen this coming. 153 00:06:15,921 --> 00:06:18,408 No... Patty, you cannot bail on me right... 154 00:06:18,493 --> 00:06:20,277 [Door opens] 155 00:06:24,800 --> 00:06:26,282 Here. 156 00:06:26,366 --> 00:06:29,024 Take a sip of this every time you want to yell. 157 00:06:29,115 --> 00:06:31,664 - Like a drinking game? - Whatever gets you to be quiet. 158 00:06:34,723 --> 00:06:37,438 God. It's kind of miraculous 159 00:06:37,523 --> 00:06:40,732 how little last night helped us with anything. 160 00:06:40,816 --> 00:06:42,690 Tammy's still looking for her dealer. 161 00:06:42,774 --> 00:06:44,562 Kevin's... 162 00:06:44,646 --> 00:06:46,433 still Kevin. 163 00:06:46,517 --> 00:06:48,043 This is why you don't make plans. 164 00:06:48,127 --> 00:06:49,741 You make plans, and God laughs. 165 00:06:49,825 --> 00:06:51,394 Then he kicks you right in the balls. 166 00:06:51,478 --> 00:06:53,048 No. 167 00:06:53,132 --> 00:06:54,485 I still have plans. 168 00:06:54,569 --> 00:06:57,270 [Sighs] Jesus, Allison, what's next? 169 00:06:57,354 --> 00:06:58,880 You gonna lure Kevin to a booby trap 170 00:06:58,964 --> 00:07:00,795 with a jar of honey? 171 00:07:00,879 --> 00:07:02,580 No. But what are you gonna do? 172 00:07:02,664 --> 00:07:06,235 Just roll over and accept it? 173 00:07:06,319 --> 00:07:08,499 Everything happens for a reason. 174 00:07:08,583 --> 00:07:11,545 Okay, you would hit me if I said something like that. 175 00:07:11,629 --> 00:07:13,721 No, Tammy is not gonna know that you dealt, 176 00:07:13,805 --> 00:07:17,026 and I am not gonna sit here and rot as Mrs. McRoberts. 177 00:07:18,723 --> 00:07:20,859 [Sighs] 178 00:07:20,943 --> 00:07:22,730 What are your plans? 179 00:07:22,814 --> 00:07:24,863 Okay. 180 00:07:24,947 --> 00:07:26,473 We're gonna take the pill bottle and the cash 181 00:07:26,557 --> 00:07:27,822 we were gonna plant around Kevin's body, 182 00:07:27,906 --> 00:07:30,085 and we're gonna put them in Nick's apartment. 183 00:07:30,169 --> 00:07:32,479 We connect him to Furies, and he's the perfect candidate 184 00:07:32,563 --> 00:07:35,090 for, like, the local dealer fall guy. 185 00:07:35,174 --> 00:07:37,484 It makes even more sense than Kevin. 186 00:07:37,568 --> 00:07:39,660 Tha... 187 00:07:39,744 --> 00:07:41,880 That could work. Right? 188 00:07:41,964 --> 00:07:44,752 And he's dead, so he's not even gonna mind. 189 00:07:44,836 --> 00:07:46,493 Plus, Tammy said that she still doesn't have the warrant, 190 00:07:46,577 --> 00:07:47,494 so we have time. 191 00:07:47,578 --> 00:07:49,496 We just need to act fast. 192 00:07:49,580 --> 00:07:51,629 Jesus. Hold on! 193 00:07:51,713 --> 00:07:54,414 Hey... 194 00:07:54,498 --> 00:07:55,807 How does this help you? 195 00:07:55,891 --> 00:07:57,504 What do you get out of it? 196 00:07:57,588 --> 00:08:01,900 [♪] 197 00:08:01,984 --> 00:08:04,293 I get to know you're safe. 198 00:08:04,377 --> 00:08:10,256 [♪] 199 00:08:10,340 --> 00:08:16,346 [♪] 200 00:08:17,956 --> 00:08:19,392 Can I get a plastic bag? 201 00:08:22,744 --> 00:08:24,310 It's heavy. 202 00:08:28,793 --> 00:08:30,102 Thank you. 203 00:08:30,186 --> 00:08:32,362 [Siren wailing in distance] 204 00:08:39,108 --> 00:08:42,027 [♪] 205 00:08:42,111 --> 00:08:43,681 Patty: Oh. 206 00:08:43,765 --> 00:08:46,509 [♪] 207 00:08:46,593 --> 00:08:49,121 Oh. Shit. Jesus. 208 00:08:49,205 --> 00:08:52,472 [♪] 209 00:08:52,556 --> 00:08:55,780 [Both grunt] 210 00:08:55,864 --> 00:08:58,043 Shut up. What? I mean... 211 00:08:58,127 --> 00:08:59,740 Just help me. Okay. 212 00:08:59,824 --> 00:09:01,307 Just... 213 00:09:01,391 --> 00:09:07,356 [♪] 214 00:09:07,440 --> 00:09:09,707 Okay. 215 00:09:09,791 --> 00:09:11,317 Let's stash this stuff and get out of here. 216 00:09:11,401 --> 00:09:13,406 Okay. 217 00:09:13,490 --> 00:09:16,365 It's fine, Allison. Nobody's home. 218 00:09:16,449 --> 00:09:18,147 Okay. [Sighs] 219 00:09:20,279 --> 00:09:23,198 You think this guy hides stuff in his sock drawer? 220 00:09:23,282 --> 00:09:25,766 Well, it's where my dad kept our savings bonds. 221 00:09:25,850 --> 00:09:27,681 [Sighs] 222 00:09:27,765 --> 00:09:29,727 Okay. 223 00:09:29,811 --> 00:09:31,772 So... 224 00:09:31,856 --> 00:09:34,514 Kevin actually seems affected by this. 225 00:09:34,598 --> 00:09:37,604 Yeah, today. 226 00:09:37,688 --> 00:09:39,780 And what about you? 227 00:09:39,864 --> 00:09:42,783 Are you, like... okay? 228 00:09:42,867 --> 00:09:44,045 Do I not look okay? 229 00:09:44,129 --> 00:09:46,178 That's what I mean. You look fine. 230 00:09:46,262 --> 00:09:47,658 You saw a dude get shot... 231 00:09:47,742 --> 00:09:49,616 You could even say it's your fault... 232 00:09:49,700 --> 00:09:52,271 Ourfault. And it's like, "Oh, well, 233 00:09:52,355 --> 00:09:54,012 let's head over and frame the guy." 234 00:09:54,096 --> 00:09:55,622 Well, what do you want me to do? 235 00:09:55,706 --> 00:09:57,929 "Deal with it" and end up crying in the bathtub again? 236 00:09:58,013 --> 00:09:59,931 That's useless. Yeah. 237 00:10:00,015 --> 00:10:02,887 But it would freak me out a lot less, believe it or not. 238 00:10:05,847 --> 00:10:07,503 Shoot. 239 00:10:07,587 --> 00:10:10,768 What have we said about swearing? 240 00:10:10,852 --> 00:10:13,771 Okay. 241 00:10:13,855 --> 00:10:15,076 Help me. 242 00:10:15,160 --> 00:10:16,948 Why are we unpacking for him? 243 00:10:17,032 --> 00:10:18,689 He was about to leave. 244 00:10:18,773 --> 00:10:20,473 If he broke into our house for random drug stuff, 245 00:10:20,557 --> 00:10:22,214 why would he be getting out of town? 246 00:10:22,298 --> 00:10:23,650 It looks premeditated. 247 00:10:23,734 --> 00:10:24,956 The minute Tammy sees this, 248 00:10:25,040 --> 00:10:27,262 she's gonna be asking even more questions. 249 00:10:27,346 --> 00:10:29,256 Okay, well, I don't think 250 00:10:29,341 --> 00:10:30,255 you need to put his stuff on hangers. 251 00:10:30,340 --> 00:10:32,212 [Door shuts] 252 00:10:35,877 --> 00:10:36,924 [Door shuts] 253 00:10:37,008 --> 00:10:38,578 [Footsteps] 254 00:10:38,662 --> 00:10:40,449 [Whispering] Shoot. 255 00:10:40,533 --> 00:10:45,846 [♪] 256 00:10:45,930 --> 00:10:48,022 [Footsteps] 257 00:10:48,106 --> 00:10:54,637 [♪] 258 00:10:54,721 --> 00:11:01,819 [♪] 259 00:11:01,903 --> 00:11:03,995 Patty! 260 00:11:04,079 --> 00:11:12,079 [♪] 261 00:11:15,133 --> 00:11:18,052 [Doorbell rings] 262 00:11:18,136 --> 00:11:20,620 [♪] 263 00:11:20,704 --> 00:11:22,274 [Doorbell rings]Cindy: Hell. 264 00:11:22,358 --> 00:11:23,928 Comin'! 265 00:11:24,012 --> 00:11:25,843 [Basement door shuts] 266 00:11:25,927 --> 00:11:32,110 [♪] 267 00:11:32,194 --> 00:11:34,373 [Panting] Patty, hi. 268 00:11:34,457 --> 00:11:37,855 I... I thought I'd stop by. 269 00:11:37,939 --> 00:11:40,292 See how you're doing. 270 00:11:40,376 --> 00:11:43,686 I was jogging. 271 00:11:43,770 --> 00:11:45,688 [Muffled] I heard about Nick. 272 00:11:45,772 --> 00:11:47,865 That's tough. 273 00:11:47,949 --> 00:11:50,519 That's... nice of you. 274 00:11:50,603 --> 00:11:52,173 Not many people come by with casseroles 275 00:11:52,257 --> 00:11:54,132 for this sorta thing. 276 00:11:54,216 --> 00:11:55,916 Definitely didn't think you would. 277 00:11:56,000 --> 00:11:58,745 Well, I, uh... I don't have a casserole. 278 00:11:58,829 --> 00:12:00,921 Well, w-w-what was he doing? 279 00:12:01,005 --> 00:12:02,357 I, um... 280 00:12:02,441 --> 00:12:04,751 I heard that he broke into somebody's house. 281 00:12:04,835 --> 00:12:07,798 Wasn't it in your neighborhood? 282 00:12:07,882 --> 00:12:09,277 You know... 283 00:12:09,361 --> 00:12:11,323 Yeah.[Both chuckle] 284 00:12:11,407 --> 00:12:13,107 I guess it was. 285 00:12:13,191 --> 00:12:14,805 Uh... yeah, that's weird. 286 00:12:14,889 --> 00:12:18,634 Mm. Cops have been trying to get in here, sniff around. 287 00:12:18,718 --> 00:12:20,549 But I know my rights.Yeah. 'Course. 288 00:12:20,633 --> 00:12:22,346 No warrant, no entry. No warrant, no entry. 289 00:12:22,430 --> 00:12:23,726 - Goddamn right. - Well, there's no telling 290 00:12:23,810 --> 00:12:25,554 what they could pin on him if they actually got down there. 291 00:12:25,638 --> 00:12:27,556 Qué frickin' Sera as far as I'm concerned. 292 00:12:27,640 --> 00:12:28,775 Whatever else they wanna put on him, 293 00:12:28,859 --> 00:12:31,169 I'm sure he's deserves it. [Sighs] 294 00:12:31,253 --> 00:12:32,910 But, you know, eh, 295 00:12:32,994 --> 00:12:34,476 I'm not gonna make the cops' lives easier 296 00:12:34,560 --> 00:12:36,783 by just lettin' 'em in. 297 00:12:36,867 --> 00:12:40,787 Nicky can deal with them when he wakes up. 298 00:12:40,871 --> 00:12:42,963 Wakes up? 299 00:12:43,047 --> 00:12:44,356 Didn't you pull the plug? 300 00:12:44,440 --> 00:12:46,575 Yeah. But he's still hanging on. 301 00:12:46,659 --> 00:12:48,926 I mean, they say it's critical, but they don't know. 302 00:12:49,010 --> 00:12:52,581 Guys like Nick always beat the odds somehow. 303 00:12:52,665 --> 00:12:54,757 [Glass shatters] 304 00:12:54,841 --> 00:12:59,414 [♪] 305 00:12:59,498 --> 00:13:02,635 I'll... 306 00:13:02,719 --> 00:13:04,942 I'll be praying for him. 307 00:13:05,026 --> 00:13:09,163 [♪] 308 00:13:09,247 --> 00:13:10,556 Yeah. 309 00:13:10,640 --> 00:13:18,216 [♪] 310 00:13:18,300 --> 00:13:21,001 Nick gets whatever's coming to him. 311 00:13:21,085 --> 00:13:22,742 I don't know what he was getting into, 312 00:13:22,826 --> 00:13:25,310 but I know I want to stay out of it. 313 00:13:25,394 --> 00:13:33,394 [♪] 314 00:13:34,055 --> 00:13:42,055 [♪] 315 00:13:43,064 --> 00:13:51,064 [♪] 316 00:13:51,768 --> 00:13:53,860 Oh, great. We've been waiting hours. 317 00:13:53,944 --> 00:13:55,862 Cable's out in the pool room, and the fight's tonight. 318 00:13:55,946 --> 00:13:57,429 Sorry, bro. I'm off-duty. 319 00:13:57,513 --> 00:13:59,387 Looking for a beer. 320 00:13:59,471 --> 00:14:03,130 I tried going to work, but cable maintenance just feels so... 321 00:14:03,214 --> 00:14:04,697 pointless. 322 00:14:04,781 --> 00:14:07,004 Not if you want to watch the fight. 323 00:14:07,088 --> 00:14:10,007 I feel... different. 324 00:14:10,091 --> 00:14:12,487 I tried so many things to make it better. 325 00:14:12,571 --> 00:14:15,882 Napping, sleeping it off, resting my eyes. 326 00:14:15,966 --> 00:14:18,711 Still... I'm just not myself. 327 00:14:18,795 --> 00:14:20,843 So, I figured I'd try a beer. 328 00:14:20,927 --> 00:14:22,668 I've heard worse plans. 329 00:14:27,499 --> 00:14:30,201 It's like it has no taste. 330 00:14:30,285 --> 00:14:32,290 What did I possibly do to deserve this 331 00:14:32,374 --> 00:14:34,945 and someone breaking into my home? 332 00:14:35,029 --> 00:14:37,295 Oh. You had a break-in? 333 00:14:37,379 --> 00:14:41,038 Yeah, but I got to him before he could take anything. 334 00:14:41,122 --> 00:14:43,692 I stopped him right in his tracks. 335 00:14:43,776 --> 00:14:45,868 And what do I get for it? 336 00:14:45,952 --> 00:14:49,481 All of these... feelings. 337 00:14:49,565 --> 00:14:51,613 And beer with no taste. 338 00:14:51,697 --> 00:14:52,919 Life isn't fair, man. 339 00:14:53,003 --> 00:14:54,877 If it were, the universe would send a cable guy 340 00:14:54,961 --> 00:14:57,358 who'd actually fix the cable. 341 00:14:57,442 --> 00:15:00,361 Hey, bro, the world is not unfair, okay? 342 00:15:00,445 --> 00:15:03,103 The world is broken, 343 00:15:03,187 --> 00:15:06,063 and I'm telling you, it's been broken for awhile. 344 00:15:06,147 --> 00:15:09,762 Foreigner neighbors steal your packages. 345 00:15:09,846 --> 00:15:13,505 Wives lose your 10% discount at the liquor store. 346 00:15:13,589 --> 00:15:15,507 Sean Avery eats in a Worcester restaurant 347 00:15:15,591 --> 00:15:16,899 and doesn't get assaulted. 348 00:15:16,983 --> 00:15:18,553 [Laughter] 349 00:15:18,637 --> 00:15:21,165 The world is going to hell in a hand basket, 350 00:15:21,249 --> 00:15:24,995 and no one's doing a thing about it. 351 00:15:25,079 --> 00:15:26,387 Thanks, but I don't really feel like paying 352 00:15:26,471 --> 00:15:28,389 for another tasteless beer. 353 00:15:28,473 --> 00:15:30,087 Good. This one's on the house. 354 00:15:30,171 --> 00:15:31,392 Why? 355 00:15:31,476 --> 00:15:33,916 'Cause the world isgoing to hell. 356 00:15:34,000 --> 00:15:36,354 But youdid something about it. 357 00:15:36,438 --> 00:15:37,920 Damn right. 358 00:15:38,004 --> 00:15:40,445 We need someone who tells it like it is. 359 00:15:40,529 --> 00:15:42,186 And I got your next one. 360 00:15:42,270 --> 00:15:44,014 Well, alright, then. 361 00:15:44,098 --> 00:15:45,142 I accept. 362 00:15:48,406 --> 00:15:49,889 I can taste it again! 363 00:15:49,973 --> 00:15:51,456 [Laughing] Alright! 364 00:15:51,540 --> 00:15:53,153 Cheers, bud. 365 00:15:53,237 --> 00:15:55,112 [Sighs] 366 00:15:55,196 --> 00:15:58,028 I really thought we were dead when she opened that door. 367 00:15:58,112 --> 00:16:00,856 I've never moved so fast in my life, I swear. 368 00:16:00,940 --> 00:16:04,251 Ask any gym teacher I've ever had. 369 00:16:04,335 --> 00:16:05,600 God. 370 00:16:05,684 --> 00:16:07,559 I think this is gonna work. 371 00:16:07,643 --> 00:16:09,604 We're done. It's done. 372 00:16:09,688 --> 00:16:12,999 Is that even possible? 373 00:16:13,083 --> 00:16:15,349 Hey, that's littering. I gotta quit. 374 00:16:15,433 --> 00:16:18,352 Why not, right? 375 00:16:18,436 --> 00:16:19,484 Hey, this is gonna work. 376 00:16:19,568 --> 00:16:21,616 I know it. 377 00:16:21,700 --> 00:16:23,966 No, something's off. 378 00:16:24,050 --> 00:16:27,361 The way Tammy told me to not go out of town, it... 379 00:16:27,445 --> 00:16:28,928 She's not done with me. 380 00:16:29,012 --> 00:16:31,844 And Nick is... is still alive, by the way. 381 00:16:31,928 --> 00:16:34,847 In a critical coma. 382 00:16:34,931 --> 00:16:38,155 You're just looking for problems, Barbie. 383 00:16:38,239 --> 00:16:40,592 Even if he does wake up, who's gonna believe him 384 00:16:40,676 --> 00:16:42,637 when he says he's not the dealer? 385 00:16:42,721 --> 00:16:44,378 Uh, what about when he says, 386 00:16:44,462 --> 00:16:46,946 "That broad hired me to kill her husband"? 387 00:16:47,030 --> 00:16:49,209 Oh, honey, you are not a broad. 388 00:16:49,293 --> 00:16:51,559 Listen to me. You're all set, okay? 389 00:16:51,643 --> 00:16:52,778 You're free to go. I get that. 390 00:16:52,862 --> 00:16:54,258 And you're welcome, by the way. 391 00:16:54,342 --> 00:16:57,783 But I am still in a deep pile of shit over here. 392 00:16:57,867 --> 00:16:59,654 You don't know that for sure. 393 00:16:59,738 --> 00:17:01,221 [Sighs] I know, but what am I supposed to do? 394 00:17:01,305 --> 00:17:04,224 Just sit around and hope everything works out? 395 00:17:04,308 --> 00:17:07,445 What's the alternative? 396 00:17:07,529 --> 00:17:09,925 You always make fun of me for saying "I hope," but... 397 00:17:10,009 --> 00:17:12,450 I remember once. No, but you're right. 398 00:17:12,534 --> 00:17:14,452 It's dangerous. I need to know. 399 00:17:14,536 --> 00:17:16,367 I need to know what Tammy's thinking. 400 00:17:16,451 --> 00:17:18,847 I need to know if she's still onto me. 401 00:17:18,931 --> 00:17:20,675 And how are you gonna do that? 402 00:17:20,759 --> 00:17:22,068 Like, we need to know what's going on. 403 00:17:22,152 --> 00:17:24,679 We need to know what to expect. 404 00:17:24,763 --> 00:17:26,246 What happened last night cannot happen again. 405 00:17:26,330 --> 00:17:29,075 We need to be a step ahead. 406 00:17:29,159 --> 00:17:31,074 How are you gonna do that, Allison? 407 00:17:34,338 --> 00:17:35,995 Next time you're hanging out, 408 00:17:36,079 --> 00:17:37,736 I want you to look in that little notebook 409 00:17:37,820 --> 00:17:42,262 that she always writes in and... And she what it says about me. 410 00:17:42,346 --> 00:17:43,655 Uh, I can't... 411 00:17:43,739 --> 00:17:45,309 Patty, I need your help, okay? 412 00:17:45,393 --> 00:17:48,660 I hate saying that, but when I'm alone, I just... I... 413 00:17:48,744 --> 00:17:51,442 do things like marry Kevin. 414 00:17:55,533 --> 00:18:00,280 Hey, you and... you and Tammy are friends, right? 415 00:18:00,364 --> 00:18:02,630 You're the one that said that this could be good for us. 416 00:18:02,714 --> 00:18:04,023 It could be useful. 417 00:18:04,107 --> 00:18:06,892 And now it actually is. 418 00:18:08,981 --> 00:18:10,638 I don't know if I can do it. 419 00:18:10,722 --> 00:18:13,293 Of course you can. It's not a big deal. 420 00:18:13,377 --> 00:18:14,729 Girlfriends, you know, 421 00:18:14,813 --> 00:18:16,731 go through each other's stuff all the time. 422 00:18:16,815 --> 00:18:18,211 If she catches you, you just say, 423 00:18:18,295 --> 00:18:21,258 "Oh, I was borrowing your lipstick" or something. 424 00:18:21,342 --> 00:18:23,695 You've never had girlfriends, have you? 425 00:18:23,779 --> 00:18:26,480 [♪] 426 00:18:26,564 --> 00:18:29,309 I have you. 427 00:18:29,393 --> 00:18:32,269 Right? 428 00:18:32,353 --> 00:18:33,487 Yeah. 429 00:18:33,571 --> 00:18:40,364 [♪] 430 00:18:40,448 --> 00:18:42,453 Put it higher. I don't know. He wants it lower. 431 00:18:42,537 --> 00:18:44,585 Oh, good. Another banner. 432 00:18:44,669 --> 00:18:47,197 Damn right! [Laughter] 433 00:18:47,281 --> 00:18:48,546 Jesus, Kevin. 434 00:18:48,630 --> 00:18:50,330 Well, you seem back to yourself. 435 00:18:50,414 --> 00:18:51,549 I'm not just myself. 436 00:18:51,633 --> 00:18:54,291 I'm improved, baby! 437 00:18:54,375 --> 00:18:56,467 Impossible, bro. 438 00:18:56,551 --> 00:18:58,556 It all began when I stopped by the bar for a beer 439 00:18:58,640 --> 00:19:00,471 while I was supposed to be at work. 440 00:19:00,555 --> 00:19:01,863 Great start. 441 00:19:01,947 --> 00:19:03,604 So, there I was, surrounded by 442 00:19:03,688 --> 00:19:05,998 a bunch of good, salt-of-the-earth guys 443 00:19:06,082 --> 00:19:07,695 having their 10:00 a.m. drink, 444 00:19:07,779 --> 00:19:12,222 and I start doing my thing, you know? 445 00:19:12,306 --> 00:19:15,094 What's your thing? 446 00:19:15,178 --> 00:19:17,792 Telling it like it is. 447 00:19:17,876 --> 00:19:20,578 I thought your thing was designing classy Red Sox jerseys 448 00:19:20,662 --> 00:19:23,320 you could wear to a funeral. 449 00:19:23,404 --> 00:19:25,322 That's my old thing, Neil. 450 00:19:25,406 --> 00:19:27,976 Telling it like it is is what I do now, 451 00:19:28,060 --> 00:19:30,240 and these guys... They loved it. 452 00:19:30,324 --> 00:19:31,850 Before you know it, I got three free beers 453 00:19:31,934 --> 00:19:33,591 in front of me with more on the way, 454 00:19:33,675 --> 00:19:34,766 and that's when it happened. 455 00:19:34,850 --> 00:19:36,768 Boom! I felt better! 456 00:19:36,852 --> 00:19:39,205 I felt like myself again! 457 00:19:39,289 --> 00:19:40,380 So you got drunk. 458 00:19:40,464 --> 00:19:42,556 He said 3 beers, Patty, not 30. 459 00:19:42,640 --> 00:19:44,036 [Laughter] 460 00:19:44,120 --> 00:19:47,387 I suddenly understood why the break-in happened. 461 00:19:47,471 --> 00:19:50,172 You know, like, what it all means. 462 00:19:50,256 --> 00:19:52,349 I have a higher calling, babe. 463 00:19:52,433 --> 00:19:54,351 I'm running for office! 464 00:19:54,435 --> 00:19:56,219 [Laughter] 465 00:20:00,832 --> 00:20:03,360 That's right. I'm running for city council. 466 00:20:03,444 --> 00:20:05,623 Kevin McRoberts... I'm tough on crime, 467 00:20:05,707 --> 00:20:08,582 but soft on the pointless stuff, like taxes. 468 00:20:08,666 --> 00:20:10,236 [Laughter] 469 00:20:10,320 --> 00:20:13,195 Could that be my campaign slogan? 470 00:20:13,279 --> 00:20:14,371 Damn. 471 00:20:14,455 --> 00:20:17,025 No, no. Not damn to you, Mrs. Slutsky. 472 00:20:17,109 --> 00:20:20,551 I was obviously referring to the Hoover. 473 00:20:20,635 --> 00:20:23,989 I'm also tough on foul language. 474 00:20:24,073 --> 00:20:25,077 Okay. 475 00:20:25,161 --> 00:20:26,774 Can't believe she bought that. 476 00:20:26,858 --> 00:20:29,864 Oh, Kev, you're in a position every politician dreams of... 477 00:20:29,948 --> 00:20:31,431 All your constituents are idiots. 478 00:20:31,515 --> 00:20:33,303 This thing is yours! 479 00:20:33,387 --> 00:20:36,871 Kev, don't you think this whole thing is, like, kinda lame? 480 00:20:36,955 --> 00:20:38,438 Uh, no. 481 00:20:38,522 --> 00:20:40,788 I think it's classy and important, 482 00:20:40,872 --> 00:20:44,836 like country clubs or Jessica Rabbit. 483 00:20:44,920 --> 00:20:45,967 Oh. Hey, Allison. 484 00:20:46,051 --> 00:20:47,404 I'm happy to se you. 485 00:20:47,488 --> 00:20:50,407 Has everything about you changed? 486 00:20:50,491 --> 00:20:52,409 Hey, that hottie Detective Tammy Ridgeway 487 00:20:52,493 --> 00:20:54,454 just called and said that the guy that broke in here 488 00:20:54,538 --> 00:20:56,456 was some sorta drug dealer, 489 00:20:56,540 --> 00:20:58,893 a real scourge of our time. 490 00:20:58,977 --> 00:21:00,112 Really? 491 00:21:00,196 --> 00:21:02,157 She told you that for sure? Yep. 492 00:21:02,241 --> 00:21:04,203 And I got him off the streets. [Chuckles] 493 00:21:04,287 --> 00:21:07,859 The campaign is off to a rockin' start! 494 00:21:07,943 --> 00:21:09,730 You're really running? Of course. 495 00:21:09,814 --> 00:21:11,166 It's my life's dream. 496 00:21:11,250 --> 00:21:12,472 Okay, it's just that you usually, you know, 497 00:21:12,556 --> 00:21:15,127 forget about your life's dream before lunch. 498 00:21:15,211 --> 00:21:17,303 Give me one example. 499 00:21:17,387 --> 00:21:18,696 Uh, well, three days ago, 500 00:21:18,780 --> 00:21:21,873 your life's dream was to become a father. 501 00:21:21,957 --> 00:21:24,136 Oh, God. I forgot. 502 00:21:24,220 --> 00:21:26,878 Man, that was a close call, too. 503 00:21:26,962 --> 00:21:29,533 Oh, what a hard week for you. 504 00:21:29,617 --> 00:21:34,102 It's just that I figured out that my higher purpose is... 505 00:21:34,186 --> 00:21:37,454 fathering the entire community. [Laughs] 506 00:21:37,538 --> 00:21:40,326 And it all begins tonight at my first campaign event 507 00:21:40,410 --> 00:21:44,112 at the classy and important Moose Lodge. 508 00:21:44,196 --> 00:21:45,984 You say "classy" a lot. 509 00:21:46,068 --> 00:21:48,160 Uh... do you know what classy means? 510 00:21:48,244 --> 00:21:51,206 [Cellphone chimes]Uh, Kev, bad news. 511 00:21:51,290 --> 00:21:52,512 Looks like the Mooses have pulled out. 512 00:21:52,596 --> 00:21:54,079 Oh, no. 513 00:21:54,163 --> 00:21:55,472 Hey, listen, when you get elected, 514 00:21:55,556 --> 00:21:58,126 we revoke their liquor license as payback. 515 00:21:58,210 --> 00:21:59,519 [Laughs] 516 00:21:59,603 --> 00:22:01,129 I-I don't know, Kev. 517 00:22:01,213 --> 00:22:02,783 I think you should probably just throw in the towel. 518 00:22:02,867 --> 00:22:04,176 He's got a point. 519 00:22:04,260 --> 00:22:06,352 You know, finding a venue, revoking stuff. 520 00:22:06,436 --> 00:22:08,659 It's... It's... It's just a lot of verbs for you. 521 00:22:08,743 --> 00:22:10,051 [Laughter] 522 00:22:10,135 --> 00:22:12,402 That is true. 523 00:22:12,486 --> 00:22:14,142 So, let's forget this whole "higher purpose" thing 524 00:22:14,226 --> 00:22:15,883 and play ultimate hide and seek. 525 00:22:15,967 --> 00:22:18,756 [Laughter] 526 00:22:18,840 --> 00:22:23,456 No. I know how to handle a little adversity, okay?[Doorbell rings] 527 00:22:23,540 --> 00:22:26,590 I just need to sit around, do nothing at all, 528 00:22:26,674 --> 00:22:29,549 and wait for God to provide a solution. 529 00:22:29,633 --> 00:22:30,898 And He always does. 530 00:22:30,982 --> 00:22:32,160 Like that gun He put in your back yard. 531 00:22:32,244 --> 00:22:34,206 Exactly. Pew-pew. 532 00:22:34,290 --> 00:22:36,161 [Laughter] 533 00:22:37,772 --> 00:22:39,733 [Doorbell rings] 534 00:22:39,817 --> 00:22:42,519 Hi. 535 00:22:42,603 --> 00:22:45,086 Hi? 536 00:22:45,170 --> 00:22:48,394 Can I, uh, come in? 537 00:22:48,478 --> 00:22:49,961 Inside here? 538 00:22:50,045 --> 00:22:51,702 No, Kevin is home. This is not a good time. 539 00:22:51,786 --> 00:22:53,530 It's not like that. I promise. 540 00:22:53,614 --> 00:22:56,225 He could have opened the door and it'd be fine. 541 00:23:06,104 --> 00:23:07,802 Thanks. 542 00:23:13,677 --> 00:23:15,247 I, uh... 543 00:23:15,331 --> 00:23:17,989 I like your coffee table. 544 00:23:18,073 --> 00:23:19,947 It's very MoMa. 545 00:23:20,031 --> 00:23:21,427 Sam, what are you doing here? 546 00:23:21,511 --> 00:23:22,820 Yeah. Right. Sorry. I was sort of ramping up 547 00:23:22,904 --> 00:23:24,996 to the apology, and, um... 548 00:23:25,080 --> 00:23:26,998 I am... 549 00:23:27,082 --> 00:23:29,740 sorry. 550 00:23:29,824 --> 00:23:32,046 You were trying to do the right thing the other day, 551 00:23:32,130 --> 00:23:33,221 to work on your marriage, 552 00:23:33,305 --> 00:23:36,311 and I-I can't stand the fact 553 00:23:36,395 --> 00:23:38,575 that we left things like that, and... 554 00:23:38,659 --> 00:23:40,054 And then I heard about that guy, 555 00:23:40,138 --> 00:23:43,667 the one who broke in here, and... 556 00:23:43,751 --> 00:23:46,060 God, if something ever happened to you, 557 00:23:46,144 --> 00:23:49,499 and the last things we said were that you thought I didn't... 558 00:23:49,583 --> 00:23:52,719 [Sighs] 559 00:23:52,803 --> 00:23:54,895 I'm so sorry. 560 00:23:54,979 --> 00:23:56,854 I had to come by and see how you were both doing 561 00:23:56,938 --> 00:23:58,072 after everything, 562 00:23:58,156 --> 00:24:00,289 and if you need anything, don't... 563 00:24:03,292 --> 00:24:04,644 Wait, what are you doing? I don't know. 564 00:24:04,728 --> 00:24:08,430 We cannot do that here. I know. 565 00:24:08,514 --> 00:24:10,520 But I wanted to. 566 00:24:10,604 --> 00:24:13,523 So do I, but that's no reason to risk blowing up your life. 567 00:24:13,607 --> 00:24:15,873 I mean... [Chuckles] 568 00:24:15,957 --> 00:24:17,219 Isn't it? 569 00:24:18,960 --> 00:24:21,487 Do you mean that? 570 00:24:21,571 --> 00:24:23,968 Yeah. 571 00:24:24,052 --> 00:24:25,836 Yeah, I think I do. 572 00:24:28,143 --> 00:24:29,840 I left Jenn. 573 00:24:32,930 --> 00:24:34,631 You... 574 00:24:34,715 --> 00:24:35,675 Yeah. 575 00:24:35,759 --> 00:24:37,808 I can't stay in that house anymore. 576 00:24:37,892 --> 00:24:39,331 I couldn't. 577 00:24:39,415 --> 00:24:42,160 And, uh, if you're feeling that same way, too, 578 00:24:42,244 --> 00:24:46,730 then maybe this is our chance, you know, 579 00:24:46,814 --> 00:24:49,820 to really be together. 580 00:24:49,904 --> 00:24:51,691 [♪] 581 00:24:51,775 --> 00:24:52,866 [Laughs] 582 00:24:52,950 --> 00:24:54,738 Oh, hey, Allison. 583 00:24:54,822 --> 00:24:56,522 God, do you always have to enter a room like that? 584 00:24:56,606 --> 00:24:59,569 It's how winners go through swinging doors. 585 00:24:59,653 --> 00:25:03,050 Oh. Now I know why you never lasted as a waiter. 586 00:25:03,134 --> 00:25:04,661 You're proving my point. 587 00:25:04,745 --> 00:25:08,316 What kinda winner has ever worked at a restaurant? 588 00:25:08,400 --> 00:25:09,666 Oh. 589 00:25:09,750 --> 00:25:12,973 Hey, there, Allison's boss from the diner. 590 00:25:13,057 --> 00:25:13,931 How you doing, Kevin? 591 00:25:14,015 --> 00:25:16,150 I'm a winner, Sal. 592 00:25:16,234 --> 00:25:18,370 Sam. Even better. 593 00:25:18,454 --> 00:25:21,503 Now, Sam, don't you feel there's a dire need 594 00:25:21,587 --> 00:25:23,375 for real change in this neighborhood? 595 00:25:23,459 --> 00:25:26,770 Uh... And I'm talking about the good kind of change, 596 00:25:26,854 --> 00:25:29,947 the kind that gets things back to the way they used to be. 597 00:25:30,031 --> 00:25:30,904 I actually like... 598 00:25:30,988 --> 00:25:33,341 Then please, do the world a favor 599 00:25:33,425 --> 00:25:34,908 and vote for Kevin. 600 00:25:34,992 --> 00:25:38,695 [Laughter] 601 00:25:38,779 --> 00:25:41,959 Thanks. Uh, well, I should get going. 602 00:25:42,043 --> 00:25:43,395 Um, I just came by to tell Allison 603 00:25:43,479 --> 00:25:44,918 she could take some time off if she needs it. 604 00:25:45,002 --> 00:25:47,704 It's a little slow right now, anyways. 605 00:25:47,788 --> 00:25:48,835 Ugh! Wait! 606 00:25:48,919 --> 00:25:50,184 Stroke! What? 607 00:25:50,268 --> 00:25:52,622 No, it's not what you think. 608 00:25:52,706 --> 00:25:55,146 Allison is always saying how your diner is dead. 609 00:25:55,230 --> 00:25:56,974 Devoid of customers. 610 00:25:57,058 --> 00:25:59,977 Slower than a herd of turtles on a peanut butter race track. 611 00:26:00,061 --> 00:26:01,718 Okay. Well, I never say that. 612 00:26:01,802 --> 00:26:03,197 It's perfect! 613 00:26:03,281 --> 00:26:05,765 Your diner is the perfect spot to be my venue! 614 00:26:05,849 --> 00:26:07,419 It's so empty! Okay. 615 00:26:07,503 --> 00:26:09,595 Well, it's not... But hey, with me, 616 00:26:09,679 --> 00:26:12,946 you'll have a solid stream of hearty, hungry customers. 617 00:26:13,030 --> 00:26:14,165 Oh, my God. 618 00:26:14,249 --> 00:26:16,776 We'll call it a "meat and greet"! 619 00:26:16,860 --> 00:26:18,735 Well, maybe Sam doesn't want... No, no. 620 00:26:18,819 --> 00:26:20,171 No, like a meatand greet. 621 00:26:20,255 --> 00:26:22,782 Meat like M-E-A-T. 622 00:26:22,866 --> 00:26:25,002 Right, but maybe Sam doesn't... No, no, no. 623 00:26:25,086 --> 00:26:27,613 Meat, like salami. 624 00:26:27,697 --> 00:26:30,529 Ah! Sam, it's perfect! 625 00:26:30,613 --> 00:26:32,400 Uh... sure. 626 00:26:32,484 --> 00:26:33,663 I could always use the business. 627 00:26:33,747 --> 00:26:35,360 Yeah, baby! 628 00:26:35,444 --> 00:26:37,884 The campaign of Kevin is saved! 629 00:26:37,968 --> 00:26:40,365 Neil: Damn it! 630 00:26:40,449 --> 00:26:42,538 He'll be fine. 631 00:26:44,322 --> 00:26:48,239 I always wonder what sucker buys the product ina salon? 632 00:26:50,328 --> 00:26:51,768 Not many, I guess. 633 00:26:51,852 --> 00:26:56,030 Trust me, there are plenty of suckers in this town. 634 00:26:57,118 --> 00:27:00,428 It's been a little slow. 635 00:27:00,512 --> 00:27:02,256 Did you even have any appointments today? 636 00:27:02,340 --> 00:27:06,391 I mean, we could've gone bowling or something. 637 00:27:06,475 --> 00:27:08,698 I was hoping for some walk-ins. 638 00:27:08,782 --> 00:27:12,005 When did business start dying down? 639 00:27:12,089 --> 00:27:14,007 I don't know. 640 00:27:14,091 --> 00:27:15,792 Recently. 641 00:27:15,876 --> 00:27:21,058 [♪] 642 00:27:21,142 --> 00:27:22,712 I, uh... 643 00:27:22,796 --> 00:27:25,715 heard you caught your dealer. 644 00:27:25,799 --> 00:27:28,892 The guy who broke into Allison's house? 645 00:27:28,976 --> 00:27:32,852 Yeah. We got into his house this morning with a warrant. 646 00:27:32,936 --> 00:27:34,636 His aunt offered me some coffee, 647 00:27:34,720 --> 00:27:36,290 which I'm pretty sure was light with cream and spit, 648 00:27:36,374 --> 00:27:38,681 but we got what we needed. 649 00:27:40,988 --> 00:27:42,209 That's... 650 00:27:42,293 --> 00:27:43,863 great. 651 00:27:43,947 --> 00:27:46,083 [Exhales sharply] 652 00:27:46,167 --> 00:27:49,216 So glad to have that lowlife off the streets. 653 00:27:49,300 --> 00:27:51,044 Well, it's easy to call him a lowlife, 654 00:27:51,128 --> 00:27:54,439 but he isn't much different than any other guy in this town. 655 00:27:54,523 --> 00:27:56,920 Hey, you wanna get outta here? 656 00:27:57,004 --> 00:27:58,530 I could close up shop a little early 657 00:27:58,614 --> 00:28:00,662 and we could go to Kevin's campaign event. 658 00:28:00,746 --> 00:28:01,925 Uh, I don't... I don't know... 659 00:28:02,009 --> 00:28:03,709 Allison's been texting me updates, 660 00:28:03,793 --> 00:28:05,842 and it seems like one of those really fun train wrecks. 661 00:28:05,926 --> 00:28:07,321 They're not my kinda company. 662 00:28:07,405 --> 00:28:10,150 Kevin's an idiot, but whatever happened 663 00:28:10,234 --> 00:28:12,239 to "lowlifes are people, too"? 664 00:28:12,323 --> 00:28:15,068 Yeah, um, I meant Allison. 665 00:28:15,152 --> 00:28:16,548 What? 666 00:28:16,632 --> 00:28:18,550 I just don't get a good feeling off her. 667 00:28:18,634 --> 00:28:20,334 I'd like to say I trust her as far as I can throw her, 668 00:28:20,418 --> 00:28:23,947 but she's like this big. 669 00:28:24,031 --> 00:28:26,340 Yeah. Okay. 670 00:28:26,424 --> 00:28:27,864 We can skip watching the downfall 671 00:28:27,948 --> 00:28:31,737 of the political system and just hang out. 672 00:28:31,821 --> 00:28:33,739 Maybe go bowling. 673 00:28:33,823 --> 00:28:36,133 Thank you. 674 00:28:36,217 --> 00:28:37,874 Hey, you got a ladies'? 675 00:28:37,958 --> 00:28:39,527 Yeah, it's in the back. 676 00:28:39,611 --> 00:28:44,881 [♪] 677 00:28:44,965 --> 00:28:46,665 [Door opens] 678 00:28:46,749 --> 00:28:49,146 [♪] 679 00:28:49,230 --> 00:28:50,887 [Door closes] 680 00:28:50,971 --> 00:28:56,759 [♪] 681 00:29:00,415 --> 00:29:02,420 Remember, Kevin McRoberts... 682 00:29:02,504 --> 00:29:04,465 Because the World is Going to Hell. 683 00:29:04,549 --> 00:29:06,728 [Laughter] 684 00:29:06,812 --> 00:29:09,209 Okay. 685 00:29:09,293 --> 00:29:11,908 Okay, yeah, that is not the campaign slogan, either. 686 00:29:11,992 --> 00:29:14,171 No, no. You gotta keep it simple, like, uh... 687 00:29:14,255 --> 00:29:16,956 Like maybe just your name with an exclamation point. 688 00:29:17,040 --> 00:29:19,480 Kev! 689 00:29:19,564 --> 00:29:20,960 Hey. Hey. 690 00:29:21,044 --> 00:29:23,354 The ice cream truck, the good one with the Mickey pops, 691 00:29:23,438 --> 00:29:24,746 it's only four blocks away. 692 00:29:24,830 --> 00:29:25,922 If we haul ass, we can catch it. 693 00:29:26,006 --> 00:29:28,925 No, Neil, what have I told you? 694 00:29:29,009 --> 00:29:30,796 I'm done hauling ass. 695 00:29:30,880 --> 00:29:34,321 From now on, I'm putting my ass in the hands of the people. 696 00:29:34,405 --> 00:29:36,584 [Laughter] 697 00:29:36,668 --> 00:29:38,848 You talk a big game, but I know you, man. 698 00:29:38,932 --> 00:29:40,937 The second you start a game of ultimate hide and seek 699 00:29:41,021 --> 00:29:42,547 or see that ice cream truck, 700 00:29:42,631 --> 00:29:44,549 you won't be able to help yourself. 701 00:29:44,633 --> 00:29:48,509 Kevin McRoberts... He Can't Help Himself. 702 00:29:48,593 --> 00:29:50,337 You know what, Neil? 703 00:29:50,421 --> 00:29:51,643 Maybe you're right. 704 00:29:51,727 --> 00:29:53,384 Let's play ultimate hide and go seek. 705 00:29:53,468 --> 00:29:55,429 You hide first. 706 00:29:55,513 --> 00:29:56,735 Yes. 707 00:29:56,819 --> 00:29:58,519 Oh. 708 00:29:58,603 --> 00:30:00,957 Start counting to 3,000, buddy. 709 00:30:01,041 --> 00:30:03,176 [Laughter] 710 00:30:03,260 --> 00:30:05,962 We shoulda started doing that 10 years ago. 711 00:30:06,046 --> 00:30:08,138 Oh! There she is. 712 00:30:08,222 --> 00:30:09,574 Our first lady. 713 00:30:09,658 --> 00:30:12,185 Just in time for your big moment. 714 00:30:12,269 --> 00:30:13,926 Oh. Oh. 715 00:30:14,010 --> 00:30:18,017 You just stand right here, and look the way you do. 716 00:30:18,101 --> 00:30:21,194 You know, in my photography days, 717 00:30:21,278 --> 00:30:22,804 we'd call that "camera meat." 718 00:30:22,888 --> 00:30:25,024 What photography days? 719 00:30:25,108 --> 00:30:26,983 I was a Boston Paparazzo. 720 00:30:27,067 --> 00:30:29,811 Oh, is that why you got punched in the face by James Taylor? 721 00:30:29,895 --> 00:30:31,422 [Laughter] 722 00:30:31,506 --> 00:30:34,512 No. 723 00:30:34,596 --> 00:30:37,036 Hey, aren't those the cops from the Vic House? 724 00:30:37,120 --> 00:30:38,472 Oh. Yeah. 725 00:30:38,556 --> 00:30:39,647 Kept in touch with them after my trouncing 726 00:30:39,731 --> 00:30:41,780 of Sean Avery. 727 00:30:41,864 --> 00:30:43,477 And we have Mr. Harrison, 728 00:30:43,561 --> 00:30:46,698 who donated quite handsomely, too. 729 00:30:46,782 --> 00:30:49,005 Buncha people from the neighborhood. 730 00:30:49,089 --> 00:30:51,833 Everybody showed for your boy! 731 00:30:51,917 --> 00:30:56,012 [Cheers and applause] 732 00:30:56,096 --> 00:30:57,013 Oh, here we go. 733 00:30:57,097 --> 00:30:59,406 Ready? And smile. 734 00:30:59,490 --> 00:31:00,581 Thanks, Kevin. 735 00:31:00,665 --> 00:31:02,801 Mrs. McRoberts. Looks great. 736 00:31:02,885 --> 00:31:04,672 Oh. God, look at us. 737 00:31:04,756 --> 00:31:06,022 It's perfect. 738 00:31:06,106 --> 00:31:08,372 Like JFK and Jackie O. 739 00:31:08,456 --> 00:31:10,722 But poor. 740 00:31:10,806 --> 00:31:12,942 But that means I get a Marilyn! 741 00:31:13,026 --> 00:31:14,592 [Laughs] 742 00:31:17,987 --> 00:31:19,513 [Line ringing] 743 00:31:19,597 --> 00:31:20,427 Patty: What? [Beeps] 744 00:31:20,511 --> 00:31:22,296 [Groans] 745 00:31:23,558 --> 00:31:26,390 [Muffled cheering] 746 00:31:26,474 --> 00:31:28,131 You okay? Jesus! 747 00:31:28,215 --> 00:31:29,915 Sorry. Yeah, you should be! 748 00:31:29,999 --> 00:31:31,743 Whoa. What... What the hell were you thinking, 749 00:31:31,827 --> 00:31:32,962 offering this place? 750 00:31:33,046 --> 00:31:35,355 Oh, it seemed easier than saying no. 751 00:31:35,439 --> 00:31:38,445 Sam, you can't give into him like that, okay? 752 00:31:38,529 --> 00:31:39,881 It's what he's counting on. Counting on? 753 00:31:39,965 --> 00:31:41,971 He's not exactly a puppet master, okay? 754 00:31:42,055 --> 00:31:43,537 It's Kevin. 755 00:31:43,621 --> 00:31:47,454 Sam, "it's Kevin" is why he gets away with everything. 756 00:31:47,538 --> 00:31:48,673 It's why he always wins. 757 00:31:48,757 --> 00:31:50,066 You say that like it's destined. 758 00:31:50,150 --> 00:31:51,806 It is! 759 00:31:51,890 --> 00:31:53,330 This whole world is designed for guys like Kevin 760 00:31:53,414 --> 00:31:55,071 and Pete and Neil! 761 00:31:55,155 --> 00:31:58,683 I don't know that it's... Sam, he shot someone. 762 00:31:58,767 --> 00:32:01,338 Kevin shot someone in our home, 763 00:32:01,422 --> 00:32:02,774 and the cops couldn't care less. 764 00:32:02,858 --> 00:32:05,298 They're in there toasting him right now. 765 00:32:05,382 --> 00:32:07,866 This whole game is rigged! Fixed! 766 00:32:07,950 --> 00:32:09,955 And I-I should just give up, you know? 767 00:32:10,039 --> 00:32:13,524 I should... Why not? I should just give up... 768 00:32:13,608 --> 00:32:16,309 and run away with you. 769 00:32:16,393 --> 00:32:19,138 You know, we could go to, like, a lake town or a desert, 770 00:32:19,222 --> 00:32:21,967 where we could be totally different people. 771 00:32:22,051 --> 00:32:24,317 I could be, like... 772 00:32:24,401 --> 00:32:26,319 Denise, and, uh, 773 00:32:26,403 --> 00:32:29,319 Denise makes her own bowls and remembers to water her plants. 774 00:32:33,018 --> 00:32:35,546 What? 775 00:32:35,630 --> 00:32:38,375 Being with me is giving up? 776 00:32:38,459 --> 00:32:41,595 That's not what I... 777 00:32:41,679 --> 00:32:44,337 Right now, it seems like the right answer. 778 00:32:44,421 --> 00:32:47,772 It seems like it, but it's not? 779 00:32:54,039 --> 00:32:56,262 I'm offering you something real. 780 00:32:56,346 --> 00:32:58,134 Something... 781 00:32:58,218 --> 00:33:00,179 [Sighs] 782 00:33:00,263 --> 00:33:04,180 You just don't know how to help yourself, do you? 783 00:33:05,312 --> 00:33:07,491 Oh, right, being with you is gonna, what? 784 00:33:07,575 --> 00:33:08,579 It's gonna save me? 785 00:33:08,663 --> 00:33:10,059 It'd be an improvement. 786 00:33:10,143 --> 00:33:12,322 Oh. Okay. 787 00:33:12,406 --> 00:33:15,020 Um, you know, Kevin... When we met, 788 00:33:15,104 --> 00:33:17,022 he got me out of my parents' house, 789 00:33:17,106 --> 00:33:19,242 because he insisted that we move in together after two months, 790 00:33:19,326 --> 00:33:21,809 and, so, I guess I let him save me, too. 791 00:33:21,893 --> 00:33:23,376 I'm not Kevin. 792 00:33:23,460 --> 00:33:25,422 No, I know. 793 00:33:25,506 --> 00:33:27,076 But you know that there are people who look at me 794 00:33:27,160 --> 00:33:29,600 and they don't see a charity case? 795 00:33:29,684 --> 00:33:32,255 Who like me like this? 796 00:33:32,339 --> 00:33:34,866 Like this? 797 00:33:34,950 --> 00:33:37,651 Come on, you know you deserve better than this place, 798 00:33:37,735 --> 00:33:40,219 than those idiots. 799 00:33:40,303 --> 00:33:42,047 You could be... 800 00:33:42,131 --> 00:33:43,570 more. 801 00:33:43,654 --> 00:33:46,182 [♪] 802 00:33:46,266 --> 00:33:48,619 That's not a compliment. 803 00:33:48,703 --> 00:33:50,490 God, I used to think it was, 804 00:33:50,574 --> 00:33:54,407 but I am so done with trying to be more. 805 00:33:54,491 --> 00:33:56,975 This is it. 806 00:33:57,059 --> 00:33:58,585 This should be enough. 807 00:33:58,669 --> 00:34:01,197 [♪] 808 00:34:01,281 --> 00:34:02,241 [Line ringing] 809 00:34:02,325 --> 00:34:04,548 Patty: What? [Beeps] 810 00:34:04,632 --> 00:34:09,292 [♪] 811 00:34:09,376 --> 00:34:11,076 Oh, Jumping Jehoshaphat. 812 00:34:11,160 --> 00:34:12,599 Licking Lucifer. 813 00:34:12,683 --> 00:34:14,468 [Laughter] 814 00:34:16,296 --> 00:34:19,084 [Laughter] 815 00:34:19,168 --> 00:34:22,479 Uh, whoa there. 816 00:34:22,563 --> 00:34:24,916 Is this Fun Allison rearing her ugly head? 817 00:34:25,000 --> 00:34:28,786 I thought she drowned in that water park eight years ago. 818 00:34:31,180 --> 00:34:32,271 Babe, cool it. 819 00:34:32,355 --> 00:34:34,621 That is not very Jackie O behavior. 820 00:34:34,705 --> 00:34:38,451 Yeah, take a page out of her book and drink alone. 821 00:34:38,535 --> 00:34:41,062 You have, like, an image now. 822 00:34:41,146 --> 00:34:43,630 You gotta act like a politician's wife. 823 00:34:43,714 --> 00:34:45,241 Don't you have a public image? 824 00:34:45,325 --> 00:34:46,590 Uh, yeah. 825 00:34:46,674 --> 00:34:47,939 I'm living it right now. 826 00:34:48,023 --> 00:34:49,941 I'm a man of the people. 827 00:34:50,025 --> 00:34:54,424 [Cheers and applause] 828 00:34:54,508 --> 00:34:56,684 [Laughter] 829 00:34:57,467 --> 00:35:01,384 I know you think you're some everyday hero... 830 00:35:02,951 --> 00:35:05,301 but you're just a dick, Kevin. 831 00:35:13,222 --> 00:35:15,314 Everyday Hero. 832 00:35:15,398 --> 00:35:18,535 I like the sound of that. 833 00:35:18,619 --> 00:35:22,756 Kevin, that's your campaign slogan! 834 00:35:22,840 --> 00:35:26,978 "Kevin McRoberts... Everyday Hero." 835 00:35:27,062 --> 00:35:27,979 [Laughter] 836 00:35:28,063 --> 00:35:30,199 It's brilliant! [Laughs] 837 00:35:30,283 --> 00:35:31,591 Cheers, everybody! 838 00:35:31,675 --> 00:35:33,898 Both: Everyday Hero! 839 00:35:33,982 --> 00:35:35,465 [Cheers and applause] 840 00:35:35,549 --> 00:35:40,339 [Cellphone vibrates] 841 00:35:40,423 --> 00:35:42,472 I told you, I'm off tonight. 842 00:35:42,556 --> 00:35:45,080 [Door opens] 843 00:35:48,562 --> 00:35:50,175 [Bell dings] 844 00:35:50,259 --> 00:35:57,008 [♪] 845 00:35:57,092 --> 00:35:59,228 Bram, if you call again, 846 00:35:59,312 --> 00:36:01,444 I'm making you shovel my walk all winter. 847 00:36:06,275 --> 00:36:09,542 Uh, Patty stepped out to grab some cigarettes. 848 00:36:09,626 --> 00:36:11,501 Oh. 849 00:36:11,585 --> 00:36:13,195 Sounds familiar. 850 00:36:15,415 --> 00:36:17,985 I can leave her a message if you want. 851 00:36:18,069 --> 00:36:19,770 Uh... 852 00:36:19,854 --> 00:36:21,250 I... Well... You... 853 00:36:21,334 --> 00:36:23,774 Sorry, you're... You're Officer Ridgeway, right? 854 00:36:23,858 --> 00:36:26,777 Are you here to question her again, or... 855 00:36:26,861 --> 00:36:29,910 No. 856 00:36:29,994 --> 00:36:32,217 Oh. Um... 857 00:36:32,301 --> 00:36:35,786 I just heard about the break-in, so I thought I should stop by. 858 00:36:35,870 --> 00:36:39,050 See if I can bring her a roast chicken or something. 859 00:36:39,134 --> 00:36:41,052 The break-in was next door. 860 00:36:41,136 --> 00:36:44,838 No, I know, but it's still pretty traumatic. 861 00:36:44,922 --> 00:36:47,188 Mm, she seems fine. 862 00:36:47,272 --> 00:36:49,060 Good, even. 863 00:36:49,144 --> 00:36:51,758 Actually [Chuckles] you could say 864 00:36:51,842 --> 00:36:53,499 it's the happiest she's been in years. 865 00:36:53,583 --> 00:36:55,588 [♪] 866 00:36:55,672 --> 00:36:58,243 [Scoffs] 867 00:36:58,327 --> 00:37:00,416 Well, good for her. 868 00:37:03,941 --> 00:37:05,555 [Sighs] 869 00:37:05,639 --> 00:37:07,774 But you know, actually, the weirdest thing happened. 870 00:37:07,858 --> 00:37:09,602 I... 871 00:37:09,686 --> 00:37:13,519 When I heard about the break-in, I wasn't totally surprised. 872 00:37:13,603 --> 00:37:15,695 Since we broke up, I've had all these questions, you know? 873 00:37:15,779 --> 00:37:17,436 I-I guess I should've been asking them all along, 874 00:37:17,520 --> 00:37:22,267 but the more I think about what those questions would be, 875 00:37:22,351 --> 00:37:26,227 the less I think she'd ever answer them. 876 00:37:26,311 --> 00:37:28,447 But hey, maybe you'll have more luck. 877 00:37:28,531 --> 00:37:30,057 I'm not a cop, so... 878 00:37:30,141 --> 00:37:38,141 [♪] 879 00:37:38,498 --> 00:37:46,498 [♪] 880 00:37:49,596 --> 00:37:51,078 [Line ringing] 881 00:37:51,162 --> 00:37:53,472 Patty: What? [Beeps] 882 00:37:53,556 --> 00:37:56,475 Patty, please call me back. 883 00:37:56,559 --> 00:37:58,042 Please. 884 00:37:58,126 --> 00:38:01,567 [♪] 885 00:38:01,651 --> 00:38:04,306 [Door opens] 886 00:38:05,568 --> 00:38:07,312 Hey. 887 00:38:07,396 --> 00:38:08,835 You waiting for me? I've been trying to call you. 888 00:38:08,919 --> 00:38:11,011 I saw. 889 00:38:11,095 --> 00:38:13,797 But I wanted to yell at you in person. 890 00:38:13,881 --> 00:38:16,103 No, don't. 891 00:38:16,187 --> 00:38:20,107 I am... I am so sorry. 892 00:38:20,191 --> 00:38:22,280 Do you even know what you're apologizing for? 893 00:38:26,241 --> 00:38:28,333 Then it doesn't count! Okay. 894 00:38:28,417 --> 00:38:29,639 Well, what did I do? 895 00:38:29,723 --> 00:38:31,507 Why are you yelling? Because. 896 00:38:33,596 --> 00:38:36,947 Because it sucked what you asked me to do. 897 00:38:38,775 --> 00:38:41,912 With Tammy. 898 00:38:41,996 --> 00:38:44,175 Okay. 899 00:38:44,259 --> 00:38:48,484 Okay, you're right. I-I am sorry. 900 00:38:48,568 --> 00:38:52,183 But I didn't think of it as a big ask, you know? 901 00:38:52,267 --> 00:38:53,576 You pistol whipped a trucker for me, 902 00:38:53,660 --> 00:38:56,753 so you understand if I, you know, 903 00:38:56,837 --> 00:38:58,581 didn't think it would drain the favor bank 904 00:38:58,665 --> 00:39:01,061 asking you to look in a friend's purse. 905 00:39:01,145 --> 00:39:02,712 Allison... 906 00:39:04,714 --> 00:39:07,677 you know. 907 00:39:07,761 --> 00:39:08,547 I know what? 908 00:39:08,631 --> 00:39:12,377 You know, okay? 909 00:39:12,461 --> 00:39:14,988 You know that Tammy is not just some friend, 910 00:39:15,072 --> 00:39:17,208 and you know why you shouldn't have asked me to do that. 911 00:39:17,292 --> 00:39:18,818 Well, you never actually said anything, 912 00:39:18,902 --> 00:39:20,211 and I didn't want to just assume. 913 00:39:20,295 --> 00:39:24,171 Bullshit! You knew. 914 00:39:24,255 --> 00:39:25,695 And you framed Nick for me, 915 00:39:25,779 --> 00:39:27,479 not out of the kindness of your heart, 916 00:39:27,563 --> 00:39:30,351 but you did it so that when you asked me to betray Tammy, 917 00:39:30,435 --> 00:39:31,527 I'd owe you one. 918 00:39:31,611 --> 00:39:33,006 Okay, that is not true. 919 00:39:33,090 --> 00:39:35,531 And also, "betray her" is a little strong. 920 00:39:35,615 --> 00:39:38,534 You knew I wouldn't say no, not to you. 921 00:39:38,618 --> 00:39:40,536 Oh, God. 922 00:39:40,620 --> 00:39:42,538 Did you actually look in her notebook? 923 00:39:42,622 --> 00:39:44,583 Yes. 924 00:39:44,667 --> 00:39:46,495 And I hate myself for it. 925 00:39:50,151 --> 00:39:52,414 Uh, what did it say? Jesus, Allison! 926 00:39:54,677 --> 00:39:56,029 It said nothing. 927 00:39:56,113 --> 00:39:57,640 I did it for nothing. 928 00:39:57,724 --> 00:39:59,337 She doesn't think that you want your husband dead. 929 00:39:59,421 --> 00:40:01,731 She thinks we talk too much. She's jealous. 930 00:40:01,815 --> 00:40:05,169 She called you "meek" and a "victim." 931 00:40:05,253 --> 00:40:06,779 Clearly, she doesn't know you. 932 00:40:06,863 --> 00:40:08,259 Okay. 933 00:40:08,343 --> 00:40:10,258 But I can't take back what I did. 934 00:40:12,521 --> 00:40:15,005 She's the only person that I have, 935 00:40:15,089 --> 00:40:18,008 and you used it. 936 00:40:18,092 --> 00:40:19,575 You ruined it. 937 00:40:19,659 --> 00:40:22,142 I'm sorry, Tammy's the only person that you have? 938 00:40:22,226 --> 00:40:23,274 That's a rude thing to say. 939 00:40:23,358 --> 00:40:24,841 Be rude, Allison. 940 00:40:24,925 --> 00:40:26,582 At least rude is being shitty out in the open. 941 00:40:26,666 --> 00:40:28,888 Okay. Well, sorry for asking for your help. 942 00:40:28,972 --> 00:40:30,237 Jesus, I thought I could. 943 00:40:30,321 --> 00:40:32,239 You know, isn't that what we do? 944 00:40:32,323 --> 00:40:33,893 We've both done terrible things, 945 00:40:33,977 --> 00:40:36,983 but we've done them for each other. 946 00:40:37,067 --> 00:40:38,289 You know, at this point, 947 00:40:38,373 --> 00:40:42,206 I couldn't even tell you who's done what. 948 00:40:42,290 --> 00:40:45,296 You're the one who tried to kill her husband. 949 00:40:45,380 --> 00:40:47,298 And you're the one who helped. 950 00:40:47,382 --> 00:40:48,821 And it was a bust. 951 00:40:48,905 --> 00:40:50,693 So... 952 00:40:50,777 --> 00:40:53,783 clearly, you're better off with a different accomplice. 953 00:40:53,867 --> 00:40:58,004 Hey, I don't want you around 'cause you're a good accomplice. 954 00:40:58,088 --> 00:41:01,007 You've... You've raised me from the dead. 955 00:41:01,091 --> 00:41:04,271 Like, after all this, you're gonna le... 956 00:41:04,355 --> 00:41:06,053 Without you... 957 00:41:07,402 --> 00:41:08,754 [Huffs] 958 00:41:08,838 --> 00:41:10,579 You're... 959 00:41:15,279 --> 00:41:16,457 What? 960 00:41:16,541 --> 00:41:22,812 [♪] 961 00:41:22,896 --> 00:41:24,814 Ugh. 962 00:41:24,898 --> 00:41:26,250 Okay. Yeah. 963 00:41:26,334 --> 00:41:27,556 You know what? Never mind. 964 00:41:27,640 --> 00:41:28,849 Never mind. I'm not gonna ask you for help. 965 00:41:28,951 --> 00:41:30,107 I'm not gonna ask you for anything. 966 00:41:30,192 --> 00:41:31,873 So, let's just go back to how it was. 967 00:41:31,958 --> 00:41:34,757 I'll get you a beer, and you'll say, "Oh, it's not cold enough," 968 00:41:34,842 --> 00:41:36,346 and that will be the extent of our sharing, okay? 969 00:41:36,431 --> 00:41:38,482 So, let's just go back to how it was. 970 00:41:39,347 --> 00:41:40,873 Fine. Fine. 971 00:41:41,058 --> 00:41:43,974 [♪] 972 00:41:52,099 --> 00:41:55,105 Neil: How dare you? 973 00:41:55,189 --> 00:41:56,846 Oh. 974 00:41:56,930 --> 00:41:59,715 [Laughter] 975 00:42:03,937 --> 00:42:05,071 That's right. 976 00:42:05,155 --> 00:42:08,509 I heard everything. 977 00:42:08,593 --> 00:42:09,685 I don't know what you're talking about. 978 00:42:09,769 --> 00:42:11,382 What do you think I'm talking about? 979 00:42:11,466 --> 00:42:12,731 Well, I don't know what you're talking about 980 00:42:12,815 --> 00:42:15,081 unless you know what you're talking about. 981 00:42:15,165 --> 00:42:16,300 I know what I'm talking about, 982 00:42:16,384 --> 00:42:17,606 and I know what you talked about, 983 00:42:17,690 --> 00:42:20,565 and therefore, what I'm talking about. 984 00:42:20,649 --> 00:42:23,699 Well, now I definitely don't know what you're talking about. 985 00:42:23,783 --> 00:42:26,310 Please, Allison, being sardined in the closet 986 00:42:26,394 --> 00:42:28,747 for four hours may cut off circulation in some places, 987 00:42:28,831 --> 00:42:31,402 but it doesn't affect my hearing. 988 00:42:31,486 --> 00:42:33,622 Neil, it's not what you think. 989 00:42:33,706 --> 00:42:35,624 I've been losing feeling in my left leg 990 00:42:35,708 --> 00:42:37,669 thinking Kevin was over me, 991 00:42:37,753 --> 00:42:41,281 that I'd hide and he would never seek me ever again. 992 00:42:41,365 --> 00:42:43,109 [Laughter] 993 00:42:43,193 --> 00:42:46,417 But I think I know how to get back in his good graces. 994 00:42:46,501 --> 00:42:48,114 No, Neil, don't.Hey, that's my phone. 995 00:42:48,198 --> 00:42:49,246 Stop! Give me that! 996 00:42:49,330 --> 00:42:50,464 No, stop! Give me my phone. 997 00:42:50,548 --> 00:42:51,378 Hey, that's not yours! Give it to me! 998 00:42:51,462 --> 00:42:52,510 Ahh! Give me my phone! 999 00:42:52,594 --> 00:42:54,294 No, stop! Ahh! 1000 00:42:54,378 --> 00:42:56,601 [Grunting] 1001 00:42:56,685 --> 00:42:58,734 [Glass shatters] 1002 00:42:58,818 --> 00:43:04,087 [♪] 1003 00:43:04,171 --> 00:43:09,179 [♪] 1004 00:43:09,321 --> 00:43:11,306 What the fuck?! 1005 00:43:12,745 --> 00:43:14,750 You're not gonna tell Kevin anything. 1006 00:43:15,345 --> 00:43:18,962 [♪] 1007 00:43:19,519 --> 00:43:21,002 You okay? 1008 00:43:21,563 --> 00:43:26,220 [♪] 1009 00:43:26,646 --> 00:43:28,477 I'm fine. 1010 00:43:28,804 --> 00:43:36,804 [♪] 1011 00:43:40,677 --> 00:43:48,677 [♪] 1012 00:43:50,478 --> 00:43:58,478 [♪] 1013 00:44:00,096 --> 00:44:08,096 [♪] 68940

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