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##Can't buy me love ##
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##Love ##
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##Can't buy me love ##
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##I'll buy you a diamond ring my friend ##
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##If it makes you feel all right ##
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##I'll get you anything my friend ##
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##If it makes you feel all right ##
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## 'Cause I don't care
too much for money ##
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##Money can't buy me love ##
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##I'll give you all I've got to give ##
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##If you say you'll love me too ##
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##I may not have a lot to give ##
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##But what I got I'll give to you ##
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##I don't care too much for money ##
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##Money can't buy me love ##
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##Can't buy me love ##
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##Everybody tells me so ##
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##Can't buy me love ##
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##No, no, no...no ##
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##Say you don't need no diamond rings ##
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##And I'll be satisfied ##
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Oh, thank you. Thank
you. Thank you so much.
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No, no, no. I'm on a diet. Thank you.
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- ##I don't care too much for money ##
- [Engine Approaching]
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##Money can't buy me love ##
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##Owwww ##
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[Girl Shrieks]
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My hair is such a mess!
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What about my clothes?
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- Yuck. Girls.
- [Girls Chattering]
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- We're so bad.
- We're so cool.
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Mess with us, you'd be a fool.
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-Um, we've got the school...
- No.
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We've got the teams. We've got the class.
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- Uh, uh...
- But on the Field, we'll kick your ass!
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- Hi, girls.
- My mom's gonna freak.
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She is.
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Hi, guys!
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Wait 'til you see this
new dress Cindy bought!
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- It is to die for!
- You're gonna love 'em!
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- My credit card, please.
- Yeah, yeah.
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Here they are. In my pocket. There.
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Cindy, I thought I said
only the Neiman Marcus card.
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But, Mother, school starts on Tuesday.
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Cindy, this is what I'm
talking about: responsibility.
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Honey, you're a senior now.
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Why can't you be more mature
like the Miller boy, huh?
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[Gasps]
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- [Engine BackFires]
- That's okay.
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Oh, Mother. Get serious.
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- "Get serious"?
- Wipe out!
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Oh!
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##No, no, no...no ##
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##Say you don't need no diamond rings ##
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##And I'll be satisfied ##
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## Tell me that you want
the kind of things ##
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## That money just can't buy ##
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##I don't care too much for money ##
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##Money can't buy me love ##
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-##Can't buy me love ##
- Chuckie.
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-##Love #### - Chuckie, Mom told
you to stay out of the tree house.
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- It's dangerous. Now, get down.
- Oh!
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Listen, I think that the girls are gonna
have a little difficulty with that one...
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- Well, you know...
- step, because of with the arms up...
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I think we should make it a little
harder, so they have a hard time.
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My God, you are such a bitch sometimes.
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No, listen. It doesn't matter if they know
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the whole routine. We
have to look for rhythm.
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- [Phone Ringing]
- That's true. I'll get it!
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[Ringing Continues]
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Hello! Cindy Mancini.
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Put on Channel Five!
Bobby's on! Thank you.
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- Are you serious?
- Oh, my gosh!
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- You gotta be a little homesick.
- It is Bobby.
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- Let me ask you.
- Great.
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What's the one special thing you
miss most about the old hometown?
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- Cindy's name on TV!
- Mind if I get a little personal?
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- Whoo-oo! - What I
really miss the most...
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always made me feel so good
after football practice.
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- You're so lucky, Cindy.
- I miss that hydro massage machine...
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back in the old high school gym.
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Well, the old high school misses you too,
Bobby Hilton. Good luck with the Hawkeyes.
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- Stocky Jones...
- Cindy.
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Hey, you guys, it's no felony. Come on.
I mean, he's got a lot on his mind, right?
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- Oh, yeah.
- Football and everything.
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Yeah. Okay.
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- Look, we're late, okay? Let's go.
- Yeah.
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Go! [Giggles]
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[Engine Revving]
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Five, six, seven, eight.
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- And one, two, three, four, Five, six,
seven, eight. - [Whistle Blows]
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-####[Dance Pop]
- One, two and four.
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-[Girl] Whoo!
-##I can't take this anymore ##
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Hit seven, hit eight. All right! Ha, ha,!
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Okay, good stuff!
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Five, six, seven, eight.
And one, two, three, four,
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five, six, seven, eight.
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-Come on, you guys. Come on!
- [Whistle Blows]
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Arms up. Yes!
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Whoo! All right. Lookin'good.
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Keep smilin'. Let's go! Yeah.
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One, two, three, four, Five, six, seven...
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Hey, Ronald! Thought you were
gonna meet me in the library.
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Buy your telescope yet?
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You better soon, or
you're gonna miss the sale.
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A thousand dollars is
grand larceny as it is.
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- What? Are you worried about the capital
outlay? - No, I was Just thinking...
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about the cool clique?
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Why would you be thinking about them?
They're certainly not conscious of us.
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That's my point. Wouldn't
you like to hang with them?
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You have been hanging on Cindy
Mancini's lawn for what? Five years?
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I bet she doesn't even know your name.
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You got a crush on Cindy?
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- Huh?
- No.
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Well, most living organisms do,
but she's way out of our league.
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-She's even out of their league.
- Okay, freeze! Good!
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All right. Looked good, both of you.
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- It's fun. - Oh, good. Look, here
comes the sleaze master himself.
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Lovely ladies. Miss Mancini.
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-Lookin'good.
- Thank you.
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Like I knew you would.
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- Why don't you take a shower, Quint?
- A cold one.
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- Yeah, definitely.
- Ten seconds flat in full pads, yeah.
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- All-state this year, no
question. - No question!
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[Whispers] Tell 'em about the party.
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Uh, hey, guys. Back-to-school
party at my place.
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- Cool!
- I'm there.
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I'm thrilled.
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Check it out, dudes. New recruits.
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Being a senior's gonna
be a beautiful thing.
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I can taste it now, man. Hold my pad.
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This is supposed to be the
biggest year of our lives.
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The prom, parties, homecoming.
We're supposed to have memories.
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Memories? We'll have plenty of memories.
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Yearbook committee, video parlor,
card games on Saturday nights.
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Cards are for retards. [Laughs]
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I'm sorry. I didn't mean it that way.
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We do have a lot of great
memories. But be honest.
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Wouldn't you like to be popular?
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And have to be in a clique? No!
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What happened to us? We were
all friends in elementary.
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That's because we were all forced
to be in the same room together.
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But, hey, Junior high,
high school. Forget it.
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jocks became Jocks.
Cheerleaders became cheerleaders.
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We became us. I like us.
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- [Mimicking] "I like us."
- I do.
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I Just think it would be more fun to
party with those guys our senior year.
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- Go to the games.
- We go to all the games.
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We sit in the visiting section,
Kenneth, at our own school.
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[Chattering]
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[Woman] I told you and told you.
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- Mom!
- Where have you been?
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Now there's the answer, buddy.
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If you want to be popular,
you get one of those...
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[Gears Grinding]
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and you get one of those.
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Yeah, right, my Fifteen
hundred wouldn't buy the wheel.
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- You can rent 'em, you know.
- Yeah.
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##Come on a safari with me Early in
the mornin' we'll be startin'out ##
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##Some honeys will be makin'the scene ##
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##I've loaded up my woody
with the boards on top ##
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-##And I put on my faded blue jeans ##
- Looks, um, clean, Dad.
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- ##Come on, baby Wait and see ##
- Oh, thank you, son.
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You know, anytime you want to borrow this
little beauty for a night on the town,
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it's yours.
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Thanks. [Clears Throat]
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##Let's go surfin'now ####
You missed a spot, Dad.
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I'll get it. I'll get it.
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[Doorbell Ringing]
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Mother! Whoa!
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Beauty runs in this
family, and it runs fast.
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Rock? Oh, I see you've met my little baby.
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Baby? I thought she
was your little sister.
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Oh, Rock. Mother.
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Mom? Can I borrow your
suede outfit tonight?
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Cindy, I said no.
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[Whispers] Okay.
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I'll take care of big sister.
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Oh. Isn't he a hunk?
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Good word, Mom.
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[Car Door Closes, Engine Starts]
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Oh, yes!
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-####[Dance Rock]
-[Chattering]
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Hi!
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[Boy] Whoa! Come on.
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So, uh, I'm glad you made the squad.
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You know, you girls are
so important to the team.
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- I mean, your help is so crucial
between games too. - Yeah?
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- Keeping our spirits up.
- Great!
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- What can I do to help?
- Oh.
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[Silverware Clatters]
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Ronald? Not at the table, please.
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So have you saved up enough money?
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Yeah, Fifteen hundred dollars!
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Yeah, I mowed 331 miles
of grass this summer.
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That's $4.54 per mile.
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Hmm, The Ronald Miller
Story: My Life OnA Mower.
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- [Chuckie Sighs]
- How much is the microscope?
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- Telescope.
- Oh, well.
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It's $1,000, and it's on sale.
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Then I'm gonna deposit the
rest in a money market account.
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I'm proud of you, son. You
worked, you earned, you saved.
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You ask. Hey, big Dave. How 'bout, uh,
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spottin' me a 20 to
purchase some necessities?
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- Why? What's up, son?
- PreschoolJam session at Julie's.
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Okay. And what about you, Ronald?
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You got any back-to-school
parties lined up?
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Yeah, the Saturday night card game.
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Ooh! Cards with the 'tards.
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- [Groans] Smack him.
- Hey, bro, I'm only kidding.
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I mean, who could beat a night
of cards, chips, dips and dorks?
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[Laughing]
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Well, guys, read 'em and weep.
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- [Laughs]
- [Sighs]
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[Exhales] Your deal.
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[Crickets Chirping]
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Ronald! Your deal.
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[Chips Clattering]
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Let's do something different.
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What do you mean?
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We've been playing poker for two years.
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Let's play another game.
223
00:12:38,023 --> 00:12:39,957
Dealer's choice.
224
00:12:43,562 --> 00:12:45,553
Hearts.
225
00:12:45,631 --> 00:12:48,896
####[Dance Rock]
226
00:12:48,968 --> 00:12:51,562
- Fran, isn't it?
- Yeah!
227
00:12:51,637 --> 00:12:53,969
Wow! Wow, can I pet it?
228
00:12:54,039 --> 00:12:57,440
- I'm sorry. It's dead.
- Ooh, cool outFit!
229
00:12:57,510 --> 00:13:00,809
Ooh, what a severe suede.
230
00:13:00,880 --> 00:13:03,474
You guys, it's no big deal. Um,
Bobby sent it to me from Iowa.
231
00:13:03,549 --> 00:13:05,642
You know, they have
Fine leathers down there.
232
00:13:05,718 --> 00:13:10,781
Oh, yeah, the best leathers come
from Rome, Paris and Des Moines.
233
00:13:10,856 --> 00:13:14,587
I don't remember this. I was
Just in your closet yesterday.
234
00:13:14,660 --> 00:13:19,393
Um, I probably had it
somewhere else. I don't know.
235
00:13:19,465 --> 00:13:21,456
Hey, Fran, do you wanna
go mingle a little bit?
236
00:13:21,534 --> 00:13:25,061
My mom won't let me near
suede. It's too hard to clean.
237
00:13:25,137 --> 00:13:28,868
Yeah, I know. My mom feels the same way.
238
00:13:28,941 --> 00:13:33,139
Did I tell any of you girls
about my many scholarship offers?
239
00:13:33,212 --> 00:13:35,146
- Mm-hmm. - [Boy]
Hey, John boy!
240
00:13:35,214 --> 00:13:38,149
- Yeah! Quint! Hi!
-John!
241
00:13:38,217 --> 00:13:41,709
Watch it! Ooh. Sorry, hon.
242
00:13:41,787 --> 00:13:45,553
- [Whispers] Oh, my God.
-Don't worry. It's only wine.
243
00:13:45,624 --> 00:13:48,320
just rub some salt on it. It'll come out.
244
00:13:50,596 --> 00:13:52,826
Oh, oh.
245
00:13:52,898 --> 00:13:55,924
I mean, it's not like I ruined it.
246
00:14:03,242 --> 00:14:06,541
[Sighs]
247
00:14:06,612 --> 00:14:08,546
Oh.
248
00:14:10,616 --> 00:14:12,550
Damn it.
249
00:14:22,328 --> 00:14:26,594
Now, for the same price, I can
sell you this Five-inch telescope.
250
00:14:26,665 --> 00:14:29,691
- Oh, it's only Five inches.
- Well, it has an optical inverter.
251
00:14:29,768 --> 00:14:32,066
- Hmm.
- Take a look. Take a look.
252
00:14:32,137 --> 00:14:35,504
It gives you an erect image
rather than upside-down.
253
00:14:40,546 --> 00:14:43,481
Hmm. Yeah. Ah, yes!
254
00:14:43,549 --> 00:14:45,744
I see the erection.
255
00:15:04,970 --> 00:15:08,098
I'll be right back.
256
00:15:08,173 --> 00:15:11,006
I'll wrap it up for you, Ronald.
257
00:15:11,076 --> 00:15:14,603
Yes, I, I relate to your
dilemma, miss. I really do.
258
00:15:14,680 --> 00:15:18,377
But we have a policy of no exchanges,
259
00:15:18,450 --> 00:15:22,546
especially after a garment
has been marinated in Ripple?
260
00:15:22,621 --> 00:15:25,556
All right, now, I will
compromise, all right?
261
00:15:25,624 --> 00:15:28,957
Um, I, I will work here after
school and on weekends...
262
00:15:29,028 --> 00:15:32,930
Would you listen to me? I will work
here after school and on weekends,
263
00:15:32,998 --> 00:15:36,798
and all you need to do is give me
a replacement outFit as an advance.
264
00:15:36,869 --> 00:15:39,133
- Listen, honey.
- What?
265
00:15:39,204 --> 00:15:41,263
I'll repeat your
alternatives one last time.
266
00:15:41,340 --> 00:15:45,276
You can keep your outFit and
dye the rest of it cranberry.
267
00:15:45,344 --> 00:15:48,643
- Or you can purchase a new one.
- [Sighs]
268
00:15:48,714 --> 00:15:53,310
Would you please help
me? I will do anything.
269
00:15:53,385 --> 00:15:58,186
- [Sobs]
- Tsk. It's not that bad.
270
00:16:33,425 --> 00:16:36,360
- What are you talking about? Are you high?
- I want to rent you.
271
00:16:36,428 --> 00:16:38,396
You want to rent me?
272
00:16:38,464 --> 00:16:41,763
Yeah. You pretend you like me, and
we go out for Just a few weeks...
273
00:16:41,834 --> 00:16:43,768
and that will make me popular.
274
00:16:43,836 --> 00:16:47,795
just going out with me is
not gonna make you popular.
275
00:16:47,873 --> 00:16:51,001
Well, I have $1,000 that says it will.
276
00:16:51,076 --> 00:16:54,136
I think you've mowed one too many lawns.
277
00:16:56,715 --> 00:16:58,649
You're right.
278
00:16:58,717 --> 00:17:00,241
Tsk.
279
00:17:00,319 --> 00:17:04,722
I believe we have decided
against purchasing the outFit.
280
00:17:18,404 --> 00:17:20,338
Donald!
281
00:17:30,616 --> 00:17:32,846
Oh! You made it!
282
00:17:32,918 --> 00:17:35,182
- I was afraid you weren't gonna meet me.
- Mellow out, Donald.
283
00:17:35,254 --> 00:17:39,281
I said 8:05. I'm here, right?
Relax, anyway. It's only school.
284
00:17:39,358 --> 00:17:41,918
Yeah, well, this is not
my average opening day.
285
00:17:41,994 --> 00:17:43,928
I'm about to walk the cool hallway.
286
00:17:43,996 --> 00:17:45,930
- I usually go the long route through
the library. - Would you ease up?
287
00:17:45,998 --> 00:17:48,466
I mean, I'm the one who's gonna
have to hold a press conference...
288
00:17:48,534 --> 00:17:50,468
when we're seen together, right?
289
00:17:50,536 --> 00:17:53,198
- Right. - Okay, now let's get
this deal straight one more time.
290
00:17:53,272 --> 00:17:56,503
Um, we only pretend to hang, right?
Uh, no hand holding, no kissing!
291
00:17:56,575 --> 00:17:58,509
And I get my lunch hour off.
292
00:17:58,577 --> 00:18:01,546
That's not our deal. I need
more return on my investment.
293
00:18:01,613 --> 00:18:04,081
Well, there's no way I'm
holding your hand in public.
294
00:18:04,149 --> 00:18:08,552
- I mowed 286 miles for you.
- Okay, one lunch.
295
00:18:08,620 --> 00:18:11,180
There are Five days in a school week.
296
00:18:11,256 --> 00:18:14,350
- All right, Donald, two lunches.
- Three lunches.
297
00:18:14,426 --> 00:18:16,587
- And the pep rally on Friday.
- Four lunches. That's it!
298
00:18:16,662 --> 00:18:20,063
Okay, deal. Now, Just remember,
299
00:18:20,132 --> 00:18:22,623
this is our sworn secret
for life or longer.
300
00:18:22,701 --> 00:18:25,329
- You promise.
- Yeah, yeah. I promise.
301
00:18:25,404 --> 00:18:27,395
Anyway, how bad could it be,
right? It's only for one week.
302
00:18:27,473 --> 00:18:30,806
No, no, it's one month. One month.
303
00:18:30,876 --> 00:18:32,810
Yeah, I know. Okay, one month.
304
00:18:32,878 --> 00:18:35,369
- Okay.
- Okay.
305
00:18:35,447 --> 00:18:38,905
Now if I'm gonna do this for one day,
we have to do something about your style.
306
00:18:38,984 --> 00:18:42,044
I mean, it's like nonexistent.
Okay? Take off that hat.
307
00:18:42,121 --> 00:18:44,112
[Can Hissing]
308
00:18:44,189 --> 00:18:49,354
And... rub that in. [Sighs]
309
00:18:49,428 --> 00:18:52,488
Okay, um, take off those glasses.
310
00:18:52,564 --> 00:18:55,294
Here you go.
311
00:18:55,367 --> 00:18:58,894
Let me take a look at you. [Grunts]
312
00:18:58,971 --> 00:19:00,962
[Sighs] Nope. Turn around.
313
00:19:01,039 --> 00:19:04,975
[Whispers] Oh, sh...
314
00:19:05,043 --> 00:19:08,206
Okay, here you go. Your sleeve.
315
00:19:08,280 --> 00:19:10,840
- [Chuckles]
- Don't worry about it. You look Fine.
316
00:19:10,916 --> 00:19:12,850
Turn around and back up.
317
00:19:12,918 --> 00:19:16,513
- Yes, yes, big improvement.
- Yes.
318
00:19:16,588 --> 00:19:18,419
Okay, Donald, we're ready.
319
00:19:18,490 --> 00:19:20,481
- Oh, Cindy, one last thing.
- Yeah?
320
00:19:20,559 --> 00:19:23,084
My name is Ronald, not Donald.
321
00:19:23,162 --> 00:19:26,222
- Let's do it.
- That's right. Let's do it.
322
00:19:26,298 --> 00:19:28,232
Should I put my collar up?
323
00:19:34,006 --> 00:19:36,440
- Hey, dude!
- Hey, man.
324
00:19:36,508 --> 00:19:39,944
[Girls Laughing]
325
00:19:40,012 --> 00:19:42,105
[Girl] Really?
326
00:19:42,181 --> 00:19:44,615
[Boy] What's happenin', homes?
327
00:19:46,084 --> 00:19:48,177
[John] If we win a basketball
trophy, put it down there.
328
00:19:48,253 --> 00:19:50,187
- We want ours to be all alone.
- Man, look at...
329
00:19:50,255 --> 00:19:53,486
- Who's the dick with ears? - Oh, yeah,
man. It's that wimp ass Miller guy.
330
00:19:53,559 --> 00:19:55,493
- I don't get it.
- It must be for charity.
331
00:19:55,561 --> 00:20:00,191
- I think that's Ronald Miller.
- No way!
332
00:20:00,265 --> 00:20:02,426
It must be a... transfer.
333
00:20:02,501 --> 00:20:04,435
Wrong, and I think I'm puking.
334
00:20:04,503 --> 00:20:06,994
Hi, Pats, Barb.
335
00:20:07,072 --> 00:20:10,269
- Um, you all know Ronnie.
- Yeah, I think.
336
00:20:10,342 --> 00:20:12,936
Didn't you, like, used to mow our lawn?
337
00:20:13,011 --> 00:20:17,004
Yes, and you have the nicest
pair of rhododendrons in town.
338
00:20:17,082 --> 00:20:18,242
Rhoda who?
339
00:20:18,317 --> 00:20:20,114
- Dendrons.
- I'll see you guys in Home Ec.
340
00:20:20,185 --> 00:20:21,618
Okay?
341
00:20:23,789 --> 00:20:26,952
- What did he say?
- I don't care.
342
00:20:27,025 --> 00:20:29,926
Dig on his shirt.
343
00:20:30,128 --> 00:20:33,859
Well, class, any interesting
experiments this summer?
344
00:20:33,932 --> 00:20:37,265
Uh, yeah, well, uh, I
grew spores and fungi...
345
00:20:37,336 --> 00:20:40,703
in my parents' refrigerator this summer.
346
00:20:40,772 --> 00:20:43,468
Now he's homeless.
347
00:20:43,542 --> 00:20:45,942
- How come you didn't meet me in
the library? - Sorry. I forgot.
348
00:20:46,011 --> 00:20:47,945
First day and all.
349
00:20:48,013 --> 00:20:53,349
- What's with the weird outFit?
- Um, it's a designer original.
350
00:20:53,418 --> 00:20:57,650
- Yeah, how's the new telescope?
- Well, I didn't exactly buy it yet.
351
00:20:57,723 --> 00:21:01,022
A thousand dollars is a great
deal to part with, and I don't...
352
00:21:01,093 --> 00:21:05,086
Mr. Miller, you seem quite
talkative this morning.
353
00:21:05,163 --> 00:21:08,860
Why don't you recite the bones of
the upper appendicular skeleton?
354
00:21:08,934 --> 00:21:12,461
- Ooh!
- [Laughing]
355
00:21:12,537 --> 00:21:16,735
- All 64.
- [Sighs]
356
00:21:16,808 --> 00:21:21,643
- [Sizzling]
- [Chattering]
357
00:21:25,284 --> 00:21:28,447
- [Gulps, Burps]
- Oh, God, John.
358
00:21:28,520 --> 00:21:31,148
You are such a pig.
359
00:21:31,223 --> 00:21:34,124
- God.
- Well...
360
00:21:34,192 --> 00:21:39,095
since you guys are all wimping out,
I'll get to the main issue here.
361
00:21:39,164 --> 00:21:43,260
Cindy, what were you
doing with the lawn boy?
362
00:21:43,335 --> 00:21:45,963
- We're friends.
- Since when?
363
00:21:46,038 --> 00:21:48,529
Excuse me, Cindy. "Friends"? Come on.
364
00:21:48,607 --> 00:21:51,701
Well, what about Bobby?
365
00:21:51,777 --> 00:21:55,110
Yeah, come on. We Just want
some answers, all right?
366
00:21:55,180 --> 00:21:57,375
Guys, why don't you take
a look at my forehead?
367
00:21:57,449 --> 00:21:59,849
Do you see a sign that says "information"?
368
00:21:59,918 --> 00:22:02,853
- Ooh!
- I didn't think so.
369
00:22:02,921 --> 00:22:06,322
- Girl!
- Taste, please.
370
00:22:19,738 --> 00:22:21,672
Hey, come on!
371
00:22:24,042 --> 00:22:25,976
[Laughing]
372
00:22:28,413 --> 00:22:31,109
[Chattering]
373
00:22:40,459 --> 00:22:45,396
I know that lunch was part of our deal,
but I didn't think it meant the same table.
374
00:22:45,464 --> 00:22:49,366
Well, I thought it would
be a little more believable.
375
00:22:49,434 --> 00:22:54,371
- Yeah, I guess you're right.
Anyway, you did treat. - Yes.
376
00:22:55,640 --> 00:22:57,972
Aren't you in the wrong section?
377
00:22:58,043 --> 00:23:00,671
Losers are to the left.
378
00:23:00,746 --> 00:23:03,010
Then I guess you'll be making a right.
379
00:23:04,449 --> 00:23:06,713
That's the asshole section.
380
00:23:09,921 --> 00:23:13,789
[Exhales] Thanks.
381
00:23:13,859 --> 00:23:15,793
Yeah.
382
00:23:17,129 --> 00:23:19,495
Oh! You need a map, John?
383
00:23:19,564 --> 00:23:21,623
We've only been sitting at
that table for three years.
384
00:23:21,700 --> 00:23:24,362
Well, look. That wimp ass
Miller is parked in our zone.
385
00:23:24,436 --> 00:23:26,961
Lighten up. How bad could he be?
386
00:23:27,038 --> 00:23:29,438
He's with Cindy. Come on.
387
00:23:31,710 --> 00:23:34,201
You all know Ronnie?
388
00:23:34,279 --> 00:23:36,873
Yeah, we were in, uh,
sixth grade together.
389
00:23:36,948 --> 00:23:39,314
Uh, but I haven't seen him since then.
390
00:23:39,384 --> 00:23:41,352
[Chuckles]
391
00:23:43,422 --> 00:23:47,791
I read in the paper that you and
Ricky will probably make all-county,
392
00:23:47,859 --> 00:23:49,827
maybe even all-state this season.
393
00:23:49,895 --> 00:23:52,386
- Oh, really? You go to the game?
- Every one.
394
00:23:52,464 --> 00:23:54,898
- I never seen ya there.
- I have.
395
00:23:54,966 --> 00:23:57,434
You sit in the visiting
section, don't you?
396
00:23:57,502 --> 00:24:01,029
- [Laughing] - Yeah, he sits
there to razz the other team.
397
00:24:01,106 --> 00:24:03,666
- It's psychological warfare.
- Yeah!
398
00:24:03,742 --> 00:24:06,006
I almost got my butt kicked three times.
399
00:24:06,077 --> 00:24:08,671
- I'll bet.
- Now that's school spirit.
400
00:24:08,747 --> 00:24:10,408
- Risking your life for the team.
- Yeah.
401
00:24:10,482 --> 00:24:15,112
- I guess.
- Yeah.
402
00:24:17,689 --> 00:24:22,888
Guys, look at this. Ronald's over in
no-man's land, and he's still alive.
403
00:24:22,961 --> 00:24:24,895
What does he think he's doing, Kenneth?
404
00:24:24,963 --> 00:24:27,022
- He must be helping them with
their homework. - Yeah.
405
00:24:27,098 --> 00:24:29,623
First morning in school,
homework? Sure, Ken.
406
00:24:29,701 --> 00:24:34,263
[Chattering]
407
00:24:40,111 --> 00:24:42,045
####[New Wave Rock]
408
00:24:42,113 --> 00:24:44,377
- Great.
- Oh!
409
00:24:44,449 --> 00:24:48,510
God, if my blood sugar level was any
lower, I'd be a corpse. Thanks for stopping.
410
00:24:48,587 --> 00:24:51,579
No problem. I stop here every day anyway.
411
00:24:51,656 --> 00:24:54,284
- Why didn't you eat lunch?
- I don't know.
412
00:24:54,359 --> 00:24:57,453
I guess I Just get
nervous around those guys.
413
00:24:57,529 --> 00:24:59,463
- Hi.
- Hi.
414
00:24:59,531 --> 00:25:02,500
- Hi, Cindy.
-John.
415
00:25:02,567 --> 00:25:05,195
Now is your chance. Okay,
why don't you go over there...
416
00:25:05,270 --> 00:25:07,431
and invite them to come
over here and Join us, okay?
417
00:25:07,506 --> 00:25:09,497
- Good idea.
- Okay.
418
00:25:09,574 --> 00:25:12,099
Okay.
419
00:25:12,177 --> 00:25:16,614
- Hey, guys, come on over.
The pizza's on me. - Whoo!
420
00:25:16,681 --> 00:25:19,616
All right. Whoo!
421
00:25:21,052 --> 00:25:22,986
- Come on. Don't.
- Man!
422
00:25:23,054 --> 00:25:25,545
- Oh, come on, you guys.
- Give me that.
423
00:25:25,624 --> 00:25:27,990
Dude. Thanks, Ron.
424
00:25:28,059 --> 00:25:30,721
[Laughing]
425
00:25:30,795 --> 00:25:35,664
-[Laughing, Chattering]
- It's okay.
426
00:25:39,104 --> 00:25:42,699
[Mom] Oh, come on.
F-6, okay. Got F-6.
427
00:25:42,774 --> 00:25:46,175
- Hey! Different outFit, Ron.
- Thanks, Dad.
428
00:25:46,244 --> 00:25:48,371
Hey, honey, how's that new microscope?
429
00:25:48,446 --> 00:25:50,880
It's a tele... [Clears Throat]
430
00:25:50,949 --> 00:25:53,110
I decided to wait for
the big Columbus Day sale.
431
00:25:53,184 --> 00:25:56,176
- Where ya off to?
- I'm going to a party...
432
00:25:56,254 --> 00:25:58,347
at John Richman's with Cindy Mancini.
433
00:25:58,423 --> 00:26:01,221
- Cindy Mancini?
- Mm-hmm.
434
00:26:01,293 --> 00:26:04,387
- Senior? Captain of the cheerleaders?
- Yes.
435
00:26:04,462 --> 00:26:08,455
Most beautiful girl in
the history of this county.
436
00:26:08,533 --> 00:26:12,196
Mm-hmm. That's her. Well,
I'm late. I gotta bolt.
437
00:26:12,270 --> 00:26:16,400
"Bolt"? Something stinks in suburbia.
438
00:26:16,474 --> 00:26:20,410
- Hey.
- ##Secret agent man Secret agent man ####
439
00:26:22,314 --> 00:26:24,646
[Sighs]
440
00:26:24,716 --> 00:26:27,549
- [Mom] Who is it?
- Ronald.
441
00:26:28,620 --> 00:26:31,919
- Oh, Ronald?
- Yes, ma'am.
442
00:26:31,990 --> 00:26:35,289
Um, did I... Did I forget
to pay you last week?
443
00:26:35,360 --> 00:26:37,453
Oh, no, ma'am. I'm here to pick up Cindy.
444
00:26:37,529 --> 00:26:39,963
- Cindy?
- Yes, ma'am. Your daughter.
445
00:26:40,031 --> 00:26:41,965
- [Footfalls Approaching]
- Cindy!
446
00:26:42,033 --> 00:26:45,127
- Here she is.
- Uh-huh. Bye.
447
00:26:45,203 --> 00:26:48,350
Cindy, I didn't get a chance
to say good-bye to your mother.
448
00:26:48,390 --> 00:26:50,300
She'll get over it.
449
00:26:51,810 --> 00:26:55,576
- Is something the matter?
- Yes, there's something the matter!
450
00:26:55,647 --> 00:26:59,481
Ronald, I'm usually picked up in some
sort of mechanized transportation.
451
00:26:59,551 --> 00:27:04,215
I'm sorry. It's just... It's a nice
night, Cindy. It's only a few blocks.
452
00:27:04,289 --> 00:27:06,223
I am not going on a nature walk.
453
00:27:06,291 --> 00:27:09,158
I can't believe I let you
negotiate a Saturday night.
454
00:27:09,227 --> 00:27:11,354
I mean, what? We had
lunch all week together.
455
00:27:11,429 --> 00:27:14,330
I stood near you in the hall.
I even took you out for pizza!
456
00:27:14,399 --> 00:27:16,833
And I waved to you at the game yesterday.
457
00:27:16,901 --> 00:27:20,632
I mean, Saturday night
was not part of our deal.
458
00:27:20,705 --> 00:27:23,105
Bobby hasn't called?
459
00:27:23,174 --> 00:27:27,770
I don't think that's any of your business.
460
00:27:27,846 --> 00:27:29,780
[Car Door Closes]
461
00:27:31,216 --> 00:27:35,448
Cindy, here Bobby was a
big-time football star.
462
00:27:35,520 --> 00:27:39,320
But there he's Just a
freshman tryin' to make it.
463
00:27:40,892 --> 00:27:43,486
I'm sure he's thinking about you.
464
00:27:43,561 --> 00:27:46,553
[Sighs] I'm sorry.
465
00:27:46,631 --> 00:27:50,089
Sorry? Hey, I'm the one
that forgot my dad's car.
466
00:27:50,168 --> 00:27:54,901
It's Just that I haven't had that many
dates in the last 16, say, 17 years.
467
00:27:54,973 --> 00:27:56,964
- [Laughs]
- [Engine Starts]
468
00:27:57,042 --> 00:27:59,738
So what do you think of
this suit, huh? Elegant?
469
00:27:59,811 --> 00:28:02,871
Gaudy? [Laughs]
470
00:28:04,449 --> 00:28:08,180
What's a two-word phrase
for late and inconsiderate?
471
00:28:08,253 --> 00:28:13,156
Oh, oh, oh! I got it. Uh, Ronald Miller.
472
00:28:13,224 --> 00:28:16,022
- [Laughs]
- Hysterical. He'll be here.
473
00:28:16,094 --> 00:28:19,188
Yeah, he's probably havin'
a late lunch with Cindy.
474
00:28:19,264 --> 00:28:22,665
The least he could have done
is drop off the dip and chips.
475
00:28:22,734 --> 00:28:24,759
The cold brew is just not the same.
476
00:28:24,836 --> 00:28:29,364
So what's the real reason
why they call you Big John?
477
00:28:29,441 --> 00:28:31,432
- [Laughs] Well, how about I show you?
- [Laughs]
478
00:28:31,509 --> 00:28:33,443
- Hey, great game, Big John.
-Oh, thanks.
479
00:28:33,511 --> 00:28:35,445
- Hey.
- So...
480
00:28:35,513 --> 00:28:38,209
Um, you brought Cindy here?
481
00:28:38,283 --> 00:28:43,778
No... Yes... Well, we came from
her house together, so, yeah.
482
00:28:43,855 --> 00:28:46,847
- Well, hey, anyway, think you can handle
a brew? - Sure, you got an A&W?
483
00:28:46,925 --> 00:28:49,120
[Laughs] No, you're a funny guy though.
484
00:28:49,194 --> 00:28:51,025
[Both Laughing]
485
00:28:51,096 --> 00:28:54,088
## 'Cause you're not to blame
'cause you're not the same ##
486
00:28:54,165 --> 00:28:58,226
- You okay?
- Dude, I got to let it go, man.
487
00:28:58,303 --> 00:29:02,399
I mean, bad. Oh, but
there's no need for panic,
488
00:29:02,474 --> 00:29:07,309
because John Richman is a
socially responsible human being.
489
00:29:08,379 --> 00:29:10,108
Hi, Cindy.
490
00:29:10,181 --> 00:29:12,979
- HH [Whistling]
- Hi.
491
00:29:13,051 --> 00:29:16,384
- Hi.
- People are starting to buy this.
492
00:29:16,454 --> 00:29:21,391
I mean, he went from
totally geek to totally chic.
493
00:29:21,459 --> 00:29:23,552
Mm-hmm. [Laughs]
494
00:29:23,628 --> 00:29:27,291
- What do you think?
- [Chuckles]
495
00:29:27,365 --> 00:29:30,892
[Chattering]
496
00:29:30,969 --> 00:29:33,836
Ronnie, do you want me to give
you a ride home after school?
497
00:29:33,905 --> 00:29:36,430
- Yes, please. Thank you.
- Okay, I'll see you then.
498
00:29:36,508 --> 00:29:40,000
- Good morning.
- Good morning.
499
00:29:40,078 --> 00:29:43,946
- How was your weekend?
- It was great. How was yours?
500
00:29:44,015 --> 00:29:47,974
Well, uh, Friday, uh...
501
00:29:48,052 --> 00:29:52,216
I nearly got my face rearranged by a
visiting fan trying to save ya a seat.
502
00:29:52,290 --> 00:29:55,919
And Saturday, you stood us up for cards.
503
00:29:55,994 --> 00:29:57,928
And, hey, Sunday, never
returned any of my calls.
504
00:29:57,996 --> 00:30:00,328
- Damn. I'm sorry.
- Yeah? For which one?
505
00:30:00,398 --> 00:30:03,265
I said I'm sorry. Can
we please terminate this?
506
00:30:03,334 --> 00:30:05,734
Fine.
507
00:30:05,804 --> 00:30:08,671
Hey, hey, Kenneth.
Kenneth, Kenneth, Kenneth!
508
00:30:08,740 --> 00:30:11,504
Let's do somethin' this
weekend, just me and you.
509
00:30:11,576 --> 00:30:13,510
Okay, Friday night.
510
00:30:13,578 --> 00:30:16,638
- I can't.
- Saturday.
511
00:30:16,714 --> 00:30:18,682
Well, I was thinkin' more
like Sunday afternoon.
512
00:30:18,750 --> 00:30:21,514
Great. I'll call you for an appointment.
513
00:30:21,586 --> 00:30:26,148
Oh, great. All right. I'll see you Sunday.
514
00:30:26,224 --> 00:30:31,161
Yo, gentlemen. Hey! How's it goin'?
515
00:30:31,229 --> 00:30:33,356
[Laughs]
516
00:30:33,565 --> 00:30:37,968
You know, when I offered you a ride
home, it wasn't to get you to wash my car.
517
00:30:38,036 --> 00:30:42,837
- I don't mind. Actually, I kind of
like it. - You're a hard worker.
518
00:30:42,907 --> 00:30:45,068
Work's not really my thing.
519
00:30:45,143 --> 00:30:47,475
Cheerleading's hard work. You do it well.
520
00:30:47,545 --> 00:30:51,811
I guess. But what I mean is
that I don't do much else...
521
00:30:51,883 --> 00:30:53,817
except for shop and hangout.
522
00:30:53,885 --> 00:30:56,752
You can do anything you want.
523
00:30:56,821 --> 00:31:00,587
Anything you put your
heart and your mind into.
524
00:31:00,658 --> 00:31:03,923
I believe that.
525
00:31:10,535 --> 00:31:13,470
Um, I'll be right back. Do you want
anything from the kitchen or anything?
526
00:31:13,538 --> 00:31:16,905
- No, thanks.
- Okay.
527
00:31:17,976 --> 00:31:20,444
HH [Humming]
528
00:31:44,936 --> 00:31:46,870
HH [Humming]
529
00:31:50,008 --> 00:31:52,067
- Here.
- Here.
530
00:31:52,143 --> 00:31:54,941
- [Laughs]
- [Laughs]
531
00:31:59,117 --> 00:32:01,483
[Water Running]
532
00:32:05,189 --> 00:32:07,953
"Someday my wish is for him
to hold me in his arms...
533
00:32:08,026 --> 00:32:11,052
"in a sea of deep blue.
534
00:32:11,129 --> 00:32:14,496
Together at last, together as two."
535
00:32:14,565 --> 00:32:17,591
Oh, that's beautiful.
536
00:32:17,669 --> 00:32:22,106
-I didn't know you were a poet.
- No one knows.
537
00:32:22,173 --> 00:32:24,403
Even Bobby?
538
00:32:25,843 --> 00:32:29,779
Thank you for trusting me with these.
539
00:32:29,847 --> 00:32:31,644
[Water Running]
540
00:32:31,716 --> 00:32:35,413
Let's Just keep it between us, okay?
541
00:32:35,486 --> 00:32:37,852
For life or longer? Promise?
542
00:32:37,922 --> 00:32:42,689
Promise. But you should be
proud of it. You're talented.
543
00:32:42,760 --> 00:32:44,990
And you're drenched.
544
00:32:45,063 --> 00:32:46,758
- Ah!
- [Laughs]
545
00:32:46,831 --> 00:32:49,823
[Laughing]
546
00:32:49,901 --> 00:32:53,667
- [Grunts]
- [Shrieks, Laughs]
547
00:32:53,738 --> 00:32:56,536
- You really like this? - Yeah, I do, but
you're missing one big essential.
548
00:32:56,607 --> 00:32:58,541
- You're sure?
- Yeah!
549
00:32:58,609 --> 00:33:00,543
What am I missing?
550
00:33:00,611 --> 00:33:02,977
I'd like to see those, please.
551
00:33:07,785 --> 00:33:09,719
Aw! Very cool.
552
00:33:09,787 --> 00:33:14,554
- How much are they?
- Don't worry about it. They're on me.
553
00:33:14,625 --> 00:33:18,721
[Chattering]
554
00:33:18,796 --> 00:33:23,563
[Chattering Continues]
555
00:33:23,634 --> 00:33:26,228
[Laughing, Chattering]
556
00:33:26,304 --> 00:33:28,238
Come on.
557
00:33:37,749 --> 00:33:39,580
[Cindy] I'm starting to get nervous now.
558
00:33:39,650 --> 00:33:41,584
- Okay. Bye,
Cindy. - Bye-bye.
559
00:33:41,652 --> 00:33:43,586
Good to see you, honey.
560
00:33:43,654 --> 00:33:45,622
I can't believe you won't
tell me where we're going.
561
00:33:45,690 --> 00:33:47,624
- What are we doing?
Horseback riding? - Mm-mm.
562
00:33:47,692 --> 00:33:49,626
- A picnic?
- Nope.
563
00:33:49,694 --> 00:33:50,977
Since it's our last
ofFicial date, I thought
564
00:33:50,978 --> 00:33:52,288
we could check out one
of my favorite places.
565
00:33:52,363 --> 00:33:55,127
- Well, what's in the box?
- You'll Find out.
566
00:33:55,199 --> 00:33:58,760
- Okay.
- Trust me! It'll be fun.
567
00:33:58,836 --> 00:34:02,033
- [Engine Revving]
- Aah! Aah!
568
00:34:12,250 --> 00:34:16,084
Okay, let me guess. Are we out of gas?
569
00:34:16,154 --> 00:34:19,021
- Come on, Ronald. I thought we
outlawed this kind of stuff. - Follow me.
570
00:34:19,090 --> 00:34:22,617
Wait a second. You're nuts.
571
00:34:22,693 --> 00:34:25,560
I mean, I don't usually
scale walls on dates.
572
00:34:25,630 --> 00:34:29,430
- You can do it.
- Of course, I can do it.
573
00:34:38,476 --> 00:34:40,410
Whoa.
574
00:34:44,382 --> 00:34:47,180
I've heard about this place.
575
00:34:48,252 --> 00:34:50,652
The airplane junkyard.
576
00:34:50,721 --> 00:34:52,655
Graveyard.
577
00:34:56,394 --> 00:35:00,125
[Exhales] This is the real history.
578
00:35:00,198 --> 00:35:03,895
Not the stuff we memorize in books.
579
00:35:07,171 --> 00:35:09,366
- Are these real bullet holes right here?
- Yep!
580
00:35:09,440 --> 00:35:13,399
Follow me. [Imitating Plane Engine]
581
00:35:22,286 --> 00:35:26,279
The Navy found this one last
year off the coast of Japan.
582
00:35:30,595 --> 00:35:33,257
They did a corrosion study on it.
583
00:35:33,331 --> 00:35:35,822
After 40 years at the
bottom of the ocean...
584
00:35:35,900 --> 00:35:39,063
this is all that rusted.
585
00:35:39,137 --> 00:35:42,038
Our grandparents sure knew
how to make things that last.
586
00:35:42,106 --> 00:35:45,041
How do you know all this stuff?
587
00:35:45,109 --> 00:35:48,510
Well, the pilot who ditched it in 1944?
588
00:35:48,579 --> 00:35:51,446
He came back a few weeks
ago to take a look at this.
589
00:35:51,516 --> 00:35:56,453
He stood here and looked
at this thing the whole day.
590
00:36:03,628 --> 00:36:09,032
[Cindy] God. There are mountains up there.
591
00:36:09,100 --> 00:36:14,436
And valleys, canyons and plains.
592
00:36:14,505 --> 00:36:17,633
What's that thing, um, up there
that looks like a star sapphire?
593
00:36:17,708 --> 00:36:21,075
- What's that?
- Tycho.
594
00:36:21,145 --> 00:36:23,636
An asteroid crashed
there and broke the moon.
595
00:36:23,714 --> 00:36:26,774
- Broke the moon?
- Yeah.
596
00:36:26,851 --> 00:36:31,754
It made a crack in the moon a hundred
times the size of the Grand Canyon.
597
00:36:31,822 --> 00:36:37,089
On the right is the Sea of Tranquility.
598
00:36:38,663 --> 00:36:43,100
The First spaceship from Earth
landed there the day I was born.
599
00:36:45,536 --> 00:36:48,699
That's why you're so
into astrology, right?
600
00:36:48,773 --> 00:36:50,707
Astronomy.
601
00:36:52,743 --> 00:36:54,802
No.
602
00:36:54,879 --> 00:36:58,246
It's just... up there...
603
00:36:58,316 --> 00:37:00,250
is our future world.
604
00:37:00,318 --> 00:37:02,548
By the time I'm my dad's age,
605
00:37:02,620 --> 00:37:06,750
people will be living there and working.
606
00:37:06,824 --> 00:37:09,156
Maybe even us.
607
00:37:27,245 --> 00:37:31,238
The moon. It looks different now.
608
00:37:31,315 --> 00:37:34,716
It's not as mysterious or romantic.
609
00:37:34,785 --> 00:37:37,754
I'm sorry I ruined it for you.
610
00:37:39,056 --> 00:37:43,925
You didn't ruin it. You
Just changed it, I guess.
611
00:37:43,995 --> 00:37:47,089
[Sighs]
612
00:37:48,566 --> 00:37:54,232
Um, there's something really
important we need to discuss.
613
00:37:54,305 --> 00:37:56,569
[Sighs]
614
00:37:56,641 --> 00:37:59,940
I was wondering when you'd bring this up.
615
00:38:00,011 --> 00:38:05,142
I'm new at all this. I'm gonna
have to rely on your experience.
616
00:38:05,216 --> 00:38:07,650
Well, let's Just do it naturally.
617
00:38:07,718 --> 00:38:10,619
You know? With no planning.
618
00:38:10,688 --> 00:38:13,714
How do we do it? Our
ofFicial breaking-up tomorrow?
619
00:38:13,791 --> 00:38:16,487
Right.
620
00:38:16,560 --> 00:38:20,656
Right. That's exactly what I
was thinking about. The breakup.
621
00:38:20,731 --> 00:38:23,222
Us ending our fake relationship.
622
00:38:23,301 --> 00:38:27,032
I mean, I don't even
know whoever believed it.
623
00:38:27,104 --> 00:38:29,834
Us going out? You, me? Yeah, right.
624
00:38:29,907 --> 00:38:34,003
Yeah, it does seem kind of unrealistic.
625
00:38:34,078 --> 00:38:38,606
[Sighs] Okay, so, how shall we do it?
626
00:38:38,683 --> 00:38:40,878
Stage a big Fight? A lovers' quarrel?
627
00:38:40,951 --> 00:38:44,648
No, we don't have anything to Fight about.
628
00:38:44,722 --> 00:38:48,556
Oh, that's okay. We can make something
up. Let's see. What do people Fight about?
629
00:38:48,626 --> 00:38:53,290
Well, we wouldn't want
to damage your reputation.
630
00:38:53,364 --> 00:38:56,492
- Reputation?
- I think a small, digniFied ceremony...
631
00:38:56,567 --> 00:39:00,936
- is probably the best way...
- Me?
632
00:39:01,005 --> 00:39:04,133
- to end it.
- With a reputation. Whoo! Yeah!
633
00:39:04,208 --> 00:39:06,142
I can't believe this. A reputation.
634
00:39:06,210 --> 00:39:08,542
[Door Closes]
635
00:39:08,612 --> 00:39:12,309
Thank you, Cindy. Have a good night now.
636
00:39:14,051 --> 00:39:16,645
Whoo!
637
00:39:17,722 --> 00:39:21,488
H I got a reputation, baby H
638
00:39:23,060 --> 00:39:24,994
[Girl] Oh, I'm gonna be late.
639
00:39:28,299 --> 00:39:31,666
[Ronald] So how do you do it?
640
00:39:31,736 --> 00:39:35,263
Yeah. There you go.
641
00:39:35,339 --> 00:39:36,863
[Girl] Oh, I'm gonna be late.
642
00:39:36,941 --> 00:39:40,104
- Hi.
- Hi.
643
00:39:40,177 --> 00:39:44,739
- Um, I did a little thinking
about last night, - Mm-hmm.
644
00:39:44,815 --> 00:39:49,013
and I think that now is the
time that we had our little talk.
645
00:39:49,086 --> 00:39:53,887
- About what?
- Us. You know, me.
646
00:39:53,958 --> 00:39:55,892
Now?
647
00:39:57,294 --> 00:39:59,524
Okay, great.
648
00:39:59,597 --> 00:40:04,534
Well, um, I did a little thinking too!
649
00:40:04,602 --> 00:40:07,264
No, actually! I did
quite a bit of thinking!
650
00:40:07,338 --> 00:40:09,602
- And I decided that you're breaking me.
- What?
651
00:40:09,673 --> 00:40:13,302
Broke. Bankrupt. Chapter 11.
652
00:40:13,377 --> 00:40:15,311
[Whispering] What are you talking about?
653
00:40:15,379 --> 00:40:18,507
This. I'm dry.
654
00:40:18,582 --> 00:40:21,779
Hey, I can't keep up
with you. I'm not a bank.
655
00:40:21,852 --> 00:40:23,911
- [Whispering] They love it.
- Would you stop it, please?
656
00:40:23,988 --> 00:40:27,151
- This isn't digniFied.
- DigniFied?
657
00:40:27,224 --> 00:40:29,158
Yeah.
658
00:40:29,226 --> 00:40:33,959
For one month you draped all
over me like a cheap fucking suit!
659
00:40:34,031 --> 00:40:35,965
[Laughing]
660
00:40:36,033 --> 00:40:38,968
- Now I'm not digniFied?
- This is not necessary.
661
00:40:39,036 --> 00:40:41,504
Would you show some maturity?
662
00:40:41,572 --> 00:40:43,665
Like your precious Bobby?
663
00:40:43,741 --> 00:40:46,141
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
664
00:40:46,210 --> 00:40:48,178
- Yeah.
- Well, if I was as mature as him,
665
00:40:48,245 --> 00:40:51,442
I probably wouldn't
have called you either.
666
00:40:51,515 --> 00:40:54,575
I'm tired of you comparing me to
Bobby, and, in fact, I'm tired of you.
667
00:40:54,652 --> 00:40:56,813
Period!
668
00:40:56,887 --> 00:40:58,821
[Crowd Gasping]
669
00:40:58,889 --> 00:41:02,086
- Whoo!
- [Girl Giggling]
670
00:41:02,159 --> 00:41:05,322
Poor Cindy. It's awful the
way Ronnie annihilated her.
671
00:41:05,396 --> 00:41:09,662
I know. I mean, I don't know
what she ever saw in him.
672
00:41:09,733 --> 00:41:15,467
- He's such a... such a heartbreaker.
- Yeah. That's it.
673
00:41:15,539 --> 00:41:18,269
The Ronster, man. You're
one badass dude. Hey, listen.
674
00:41:18,342 --> 00:41:20,388
You don't mind if I try
to get tired of Cindy
675
00:41:20,389 --> 00:41:22,301
now that you're Finished with her, do you?
676
00:41:22,379 --> 00:41:25,007
- [Clears Throat] No.
- Loved it, baby.
677
00:41:26,450 --> 00:41:28,384
All right.
678
00:41:38,195 --> 00:41:40,163
[Engine Off]
679
00:41:40,231 --> 00:41:42,426
That was a great act this morning.
680
00:41:42,500 --> 00:41:46,129
That slap was so real. We
are talking Oscar nomination.
681
00:41:46,203 --> 00:41:49,934
Mmm. Yeah, well...
682
00:41:50,007 --> 00:41:53,033
We gave 'em a good show.
683
00:41:53,110 --> 00:41:55,704
The audience loved it.
684
00:41:55,779 --> 00:41:58,407
Oh, what an excellent four weeks.
685
00:41:58,482 --> 00:42:01,713
Your friends really took
to me, all because of you.
686
00:42:01,785 --> 00:42:03,980
- [Engine Approaching]
- Ronnie, it was like a Job.
687
00:42:04,054 --> 00:42:06,318
I mean, you bailed me, and
I pretended to like you.
688
00:42:06,390 --> 00:42:10,486
- And I was only honoring our rental
contract. - Yeah, well, it worked.
689
00:42:10,561 --> 00:42:15,760
Geez. Popularity sure beats being treated
like a social leper. Let me tell ya.
690
00:42:15,833 --> 00:42:17,858
Popularity isn't perfect.
691
00:42:17,935 --> 00:42:21,234
I mean, it almost feels
like a Job sometimes.
692
00:42:21,305 --> 00:42:23,296
Do you remember that
suede outFit that I wore?
693
00:42:23,374 --> 00:42:28,209
- Yeah. - Yeah, well, that was
me trying to impress people.
694
00:42:28,279 --> 00:42:31,942
I have to work at it.
So does everybody else.
695
00:42:33,684 --> 00:42:35,618
Cindy?
696
00:42:35,686 --> 00:42:39,645
It's to keep your poetry in.
697
00:42:41,225 --> 00:42:43,819
- Thank you.
- You're welcome.
698
00:42:45,362 --> 00:42:50,664
Ronald, whatever happens with
the popularity thing, you know...
699
00:42:50,734 --> 00:42:53,100
stay yourself.
700
00:42:53,170 --> 00:42:55,297
Don't change to please them.
701
00:42:55,372 --> 00:43:00,309
Me change? Tsk. Never.
702
00:43:00,511 --> 00:43:03,503
That's right. I'm here! Ha, ha!
703
00:43:03,581 --> 00:43:06,311
Feelin' good. Hey, babies. How
ya doin', man? Good to see ya...
704
00:43:06,383 --> 00:43:08,317
- Oh, Ronnie!
- Oh, ladies, you look beautiful.
705
00:43:08,385 --> 00:43:10,819
That's all right. Mom, Dad,
send money, please. I'm broke.
706
00:43:10,888 --> 00:43:13,448
Hey, man, good to see ya.
Good to see ya. Good to see ya.
707
00:43:13,524 --> 00:43:15,822
- All I'm asking for is one date.
- [Cindy] No!
708
00:43:15,893 --> 00:43:19,488
Oh, ladies, you're lookin' Fine this A. M.
709
00:43:19,563 --> 00:43:22,327
Thanks, Ronnie. Lookin'
rather tasty yourself.
710
00:43:22,399 --> 00:43:24,560
- Ooh. [Chuckles]
- I love your hair.
711
00:43:24,635 --> 00:43:28,503
- It's so... so saturated.
- [Scoffs]
712
00:43:28,572 --> 00:43:30,506
- It's nothin' maJor, just a little mousse.
- Yeah, 42 gallons.
713
00:43:30,574 --> 00:43:34,203
- You're taking me to Scoops Saturday
night. - Saturday night?
714
00:43:34,278 --> 00:43:36,508
- Yeah. - Yeah, I believe I
have that evening liberated.
715
00:43:36,580 --> 00:43:38,514
- Wonderful.
- I hope so.
716
00:43:38,582 --> 00:43:41,016
Ronnie, this is gonna be tougher than
I thought. I'm gonna need your advice.
717
00:43:41,085 --> 00:43:44,714
- Barbara, I was gonna ask him out!
- Relax, Pats.
718
00:43:44,788 --> 00:43:48,485
- It's only October.
- Yeah, right!
719
00:43:48,559 --> 00:43:51,426
[Boy] Wait for me!
720
00:43:51,495 --> 00:43:53,963
[Barbara] How about some tunes?
721
00:43:54,031 --> 00:43:59,401
- Your dad sell aluminum siding? - No,
he's the president of Tic Tac Tiles. Why?
722
00:43:59,470 --> 00:44:02,496
This car sort of reminds
me of my granddad's.
723
00:44:02,573 --> 00:44:04,507
- ####[Jazz Instrumental]
- Hmm.
724
00:44:04,575 --> 00:44:07,043
So how come you asked me out?
725
00:44:07,111 --> 00:44:11,172
You went out with Cindy.
She is Cindy Mancini.
726
00:44:11,248 --> 00:44:13,876
[Laughs] You can't argue with that logic.
727
00:44:13,951 --> 00:44:17,944
- Come on, Cathy. Let's take it back
to my place. - [Horn Honking]
728
00:44:18,022 --> 00:44:22,083
[Video Games Beeping]
729
00:44:22,159 --> 00:44:25,560
Hey, look, there's Ronald
in his dad's Chrysler.
730
00:44:25,629 --> 00:44:29,565
Good evening, gentlemen.
731
00:44:29,633 --> 00:44:32,124
[Boy With Glasses] I...
I love station wagons.
732
00:44:32,202 --> 00:44:35,035
You may like it, but once
the Cools see that car...
733
00:44:35,105 --> 00:44:37,039
- they're gonna remember who he is.
- Yeah!
734
00:44:37,107 --> 00:44:42,340
This is an interesting mode of
transport. Sort of, uh, antiquated, like.
735
00:44:42,413 --> 00:44:46,679
Yeah, I call it my, um, undercover car.
736
00:44:46,750 --> 00:44:51,153
Oh, you snake. Don't be shifty
with the boys. This car's perfect.
737
00:44:51,221 --> 00:44:54,554
Complete with plush blanket.
That's strategy, my man. All right.
738
00:44:54,625 --> 00:44:56,559
- What'd ya say?
- [BigJohn] This ain't just a car, man.
739
00:44:56,627 --> 00:45:00,222
This is an unleaded love machine.
740
00:45:00,297 --> 00:45:03,266
Yeah, unleaded. [Laughs]
741
00:45:03,333 --> 00:45:06,393
Bet you could make some, uh,
sweet sweat back there, huh, Barb?
742
00:45:06,470 --> 00:45:09,667
- Hey, no complaints outta me.
- [Laughs]
743
00:45:09,740 --> 00:45:12,834
Yeah, those Jocks sure have
great taste in cars, huh?
744
00:45:12,910 --> 00:45:14,844
- Shut up, Lester.
- You shut up.
745
00:45:14,912 --> 00:45:17,847
[Kenneth] I just don't get it.
746
00:45:17,915 --> 00:45:21,851
- I propose we look for a new fourth.
- Guess so.
747
00:45:21,919 --> 00:45:24,149
[Ronald] Uh-oh. I knowthat look.
748
00:45:24,221 --> 00:45:25,688
- Oh!
- Okay, now, hold your Fire.
749
00:45:25,756 --> 00:45:28,384
Big John, nobody's into toxicwaste.
750
00:45:30,294 --> 00:45:33,127
[Laughs] Right there.
751
00:45:33,197 --> 00:45:34,960
Perfect. [Laughs]
752
00:45:35,032 --> 00:45:39,059
- [Laughing]
- Gross!
753
00:45:39,136 --> 00:45:41,502
You guys are so into bodily functions!
754
00:45:41,572 --> 00:45:43,506
I mean, it's not like
that takes any skill.
755
00:45:43,574 --> 00:45:45,542
Oh, I don't know. For
him, it's like an art form.
756
00:45:45,609 --> 00:45:47,907
- Oh, that's a real pleasant thought,
Ronnie. - Oh, come on. We're guys.
757
00:45:47,978 --> 00:45:51,106
Oh, yo, Pats, keep an eye on my guy.
I gotta hit the little girl's room.
758
00:45:51,181 --> 00:45:53,274
All right. Hurry up.
759
00:45:53,350 --> 00:45:56,444
Air!
760
00:45:56,520 --> 00:45:58,852
- Guess what.
- What?
761
00:45:58,922 --> 00:46:02,619
You're taking me to the
Columbus Day Dance on the 16th.
762
00:46:02,693 --> 00:46:04,661
- I am?
- Yep.
763
00:46:04,728 --> 00:46:07,253
Well, what about Barbara? I
thought she was your best friend.
764
00:46:07,331 --> 00:46:10,459
Well, she is. But, I mean, you know.
765
00:46:10,534 --> 00:46:13,992
Friends share their stuff with
friends. You know what I mean?
766
00:46:14,071 --> 00:46:16,835
- Sure, friend. No problem.
- [Sighs]
767
00:46:16,907 --> 00:46:19,068
I bet you're a really sexy dancer.
768
00:46:19,143 --> 00:46:23,944
Oh, yes, you won that wager. I have
moves that defy the laws of gravity.
769
00:46:24,014 --> 00:46:26,278
Ooh, I'll bet you do.
770
00:46:26,350 --> 00:46:29,444
I'll see you later, okay?
771
00:46:29,520 --> 00:46:32,114
Bye.
772
00:46:32,189 --> 00:46:35,454
[Sighs, Mutters]
773
00:46:35,526 --> 00:46:38,017
[Sighs] Dancer.
774
00:46:38,095 --> 00:46:42,225
Moves. Shit. [Sighs]
775
00:46:42,533 --> 00:46:46,333
[Chattering]
776
00:46:46,403 --> 00:46:48,496
So... how was he?
777
00:46:48,572 --> 00:46:51,507
Hmph. Wouldn't you like to know?
778
00:46:51,575 --> 00:46:53,873
Don't worry. I will.
779
00:46:55,946 --> 00:47:00,246
[Patty's Voice] I bet
you're a really sexy dancer.
780
00:47:00,317 --> 00:47:03,343
[Mutters]
781
00:47:04,421 --> 00:47:06,355
[Sighs]
782
00:47:06,423 --> 00:47:10,382
- [Man Grunting, Groaning]
- [Crowd Jeering]
783
00:47:10,460 --> 00:47:14,760
Oh, come on. Watch this.
I bet he'll kick him.
784
00:47:14,832 --> 00:47:17,858
- One. -
[Chuckie] Mm-hmm.
785
00:47:17,935 --> 00:47:20,130
Chuck? Chuck, I need
the TV for a few minutes.
786
00:47:20,204 --> 00:47:23,037
- No. -Oh, Chuck, I Just need to
see the end of American Bandstand.
787
00:47:23,106 --> 00:47:24,971
No. [Laughs]
788
00:47:25,042 --> 00:47:27,010
Please, Chuck, I'm beggin' ya.
789
00:47:27,077 --> 00:47:31,411
What we have here is something I Just
learned called the law of supply and demand.
790
00:47:31,481 --> 00:47:37,317
I shall supply you this remote control,
but I'm going to demand, say, uh, two bucks.
791
00:47:37,387 --> 00:47:40,185
Wrong! That is not how
the economic theory works.
792
00:47:40,257 --> 00:47:42,623
Look, I learned it in
seventh grade, not Harvard.
793
00:47:42,693 --> 00:47:45,526
Okay, let me give you
the theory of relativity.
794
00:47:45,596 --> 00:47:49,464
Either you put on Bandstand
now, or I have one less relative.
795
00:47:49,533 --> 00:47:51,967
I'll put on Bandstand Just for you.
796
00:47:52,035 --> 00:47:54,333
- [Crowd Cheering]
- My famous gourmet pop...
797
00:47:54,404 --> 00:47:57,237
- First screen shaves...
- HH [Brisk Percussion]
798
00:47:57,307 --> 00:48:00,538
Spotlight dance. Ultra New Wave music.
799
00:48:00,611 --> 00:48:04,240
####[Continues]
800
00:48:16,360 --> 00:48:18,624
He's watchin' American Bandstand.
801
00:48:18,695 --> 00:48:23,098
I'm talkin' cheerleaders,
football players, local socialites.
802
00:48:23,166 --> 00:48:25,760
He's not even associating
with Kenneth anymore.
803
00:48:25,836 --> 00:48:30,296
Come on, Chuckie. I think it's
groovy that he's makin' new friends.
804
00:48:30,374 --> 00:48:32,308
- He's allowed to have fun.
- He is?
805
00:48:32,376 --> 00:48:34,401
- And, besides, I was talkin' to Ma, Dad.
- Oh, honey.
806
00:48:34,478 --> 00:48:38,414
It's like the dude's not weird anymore.
807
00:48:41,752 --> 00:48:43,777
[Door Opens, Closes]
808
00:48:43,854 --> 00:48:47,449
####[Continues]
809
00:48:54,231 --> 00:48:56,597
HH [Ends]
810
00:48:56,667 --> 00:48:58,965
Now that ain't Dick Clark.
811
00:48:59,036 --> 00:49:01,470
We thank our two exchange
students from Lower Swahili,
812
00:49:01,538 --> 00:49:07,135
Charles Kibangi and Sandy Ubuki, for
recreating the African anteater ritual...
813
00:49:07,210 --> 00:49:10,043
here on PBS African Cultural Hour.
814
00:49:10,113 --> 00:49:13,412
African Cultural Hour? [Laughing]
815
00:49:13,483 --> 00:49:16,418
####[Singer:Indistinct]
816
00:49:16,486 --> 00:49:19,580
[Girl] Ow!
817
00:49:19,656 --> 00:49:22,181
## Though she's trading favors When
she tells me I believe her now ##
818
00:49:22,259 --> 00:49:24,193
Wow. Let me see you really quick.
819
00:49:24,261 --> 00:49:28,357
H Mm-hmm H
820
00:49:28,432 --> 00:49:30,366
- Hey, let's go dance!
- In a minute, babe.
821
00:49:30,434 --> 00:49:33,267
- You know, I don't quite feel it yet with
this tune. - That's cool. All right.
822
00:49:33,337 --> 00:49:38,741
- HOh, but she's an actress H
- H Actress H
823
00:49:38,809 --> 00:49:43,872
H And I don't believe her No H
824
00:49:43,947 --> 00:49:47,815
- H But she's an actress H
- H Actress H
825
00:49:47,884 --> 00:49:50,444
- H I don't believe her H
- H Believe her H
826
00:49:50,520 --> 00:49:55,219
##Believe her Believe her ##
827
00:49:59,129 --> 00:50:02,530
Here you go. Thanks.
828
00:50:02,599 --> 00:50:04,897
- [Grunts]
- That's a buck apiece, guys.
829
00:50:04,968 --> 00:50:08,131
Kenneth, this is your big idea.
Why don't you pay for this?
830
00:50:08,205 --> 00:50:11,436
[Scoffs] Oh!
831
00:50:11,508 --> 00:50:16,969
[Lester Clears Throat] Come on, you guys.
832
00:50:17,047 --> 00:50:19,413
HH [Slow Tempo]
833
00:50:25,889 --> 00:50:28,483
HOh, baby H
834
00:50:28,558 --> 00:50:30,685
H You know Just what to do H
835
00:50:36,333 --> 00:50:40,793
So do you work as hard
off the Field as you do on?
836
00:50:40,871 --> 00:50:45,308
Well, uh, I did letter
in three indoor sports.
837
00:50:45,375 --> 00:50:47,400
[Laughs]
838
00:50:49,913 --> 00:50:54,350
What a wonderful group of
young adults we have this year.
839
00:50:54,418 --> 00:50:57,649
But I better check the bathrooms.
840
00:50:59,623 --> 00:51:02,285
[Whispering] One, two, three, four.
841
00:51:02,359 --> 00:51:04,589
One, two, three, four.
842
00:51:04,661 --> 00:51:08,495
- Hello, Ronald.
- Oh, hi, Mr. Webbly.
843
00:51:09,566 --> 00:51:12,933
[Applause, Cheering]
844
00:51:13,003 --> 00:51:16,530
- Let's mingle.
- [Boy] Look, it's the nerd herd.
845
00:51:16,606 --> 00:51:18,733
[Crowd Chattering]
846
00:51:20,310 --> 00:51:23,575
[Boy Laughs]
847
00:51:23,647 --> 00:51:26,115
- Whoo!
- [Chattering]
848
00:51:26,183 --> 00:51:30,279
Ronnie, you're becoming a punchaholic.
849
00:51:30,353 --> 00:51:32,287
####[Upbeat]
850
00:51:32,355 --> 00:51:37,122
[Cheering]
851
00:51:37,194 --> 00:51:39,924
Come on. Let's get out there and
dance. I mean, this is a dance.
852
00:51:39,996 --> 00:51:42,191
It's what we're here
to do, right, is dance?
853
00:51:42,265 --> 00:51:44,699
Come on, please. Let's
get out there and boogie.
854
00:51:44,768 --> 00:51:48,101
- Let's dance!
- [Squeals] Wait for me!
855
00:51:50,173 --> 00:51:52,107
All right!
856
00:51:54,911 --> 00:51:59,371
H Eyes with mystery A
lonely girl so alone H
857
00:51:59,449 --> 00:52:01,747
Whoo!
858
00:52:04,020 --> 00:52:08,013
##I've been living all my life ##
859
00:52:08,091 --> 00:52:12,084
## To meet a girl like you ##
860
00:52:12,162 --> 00:52:15,154
##I could touch you really nice ##
861
00:52:15,232 --> 00:52:19,794
H While the Fire came in the room H
862
00:52:19,870 --> 00:52:21,861
H All night, all night H
863
00:52:21,938 --> 00:52:26,500
- What a spaz.
- Oh, he must be in Special Ed.
864
00:52:26,576 --> 00:52:30,603
##All night, all night ##
865
00:52:30,680 --> 00:52:34,116
##Baby loves it all night ##
866
00:52:35,185 --> 00:52:38,382
H Angel in the light H
867
00:52:38,455 --> 00:52:42,118
H Dancin' right beside me H
868
00:52:43,426 --> 00:52:45,860
That's bizarre.
869
00:52:45,929 --> 00:52:48,159
But if the Ronster's
doin' it, it must be new.
870
00:52:48,231 --> 00:52:51,291
##So strong##
871
00:52:52,869 --> 00:52:56,805
- ##I've been waiting all my life ##
- [Squeals]
872
00:52:56,873 --> 00:53:00,934
## Wanting a girl like you ##
873
00:53:01,011 --> 00:53:04,845
##I could touch you many nights ##
874
00:53:04,915 --> 00:53:07,907
- ## While fire surrounds the moon ##
- [Laughs]
875
00:53:07,984 --> 00:53:11,545
##All night, all night ##
876
00:53:11,621 --> 00:53:13,919
H Baby loves it all night H
877
00:53:13,990 --> 00:53:17,357
- [Squeals]
-[Girl] Try it!
878
00:53:17,427 --> 00:53:19,361
H All night, all night H
879
00:53:19,429 --> 00:53:22,592
H Baby loves it all night H
880
00:53:22,666 --> 00:53:27,069
##Ooh, ooh, ooh... ohh ##
881
00:53:27,137 --> 00:53:29,799
Hey! Yo!
882
00:53:30,874 --> 00:53:32,808
[Shouting]
883
00:53:32,876 --> 00:53:35,401
[Girl] Yeah!
884
00:53:36,513 --> 00:53:39,311
Whoo!
885
00:53:41,985 --> 00:53:43,509
- [Laughing]
- Yeah!
886
00:53:43,587 --> 00:53:45,521
Ow!
887
00:53:45,589 --> 00:53:49,582
## While fire surrounds the moon ##
888
00:53:52,429 --> 00:53:56,365
- Hey! - [Together] It's
the African anteater ritual!
889
00:53:58,101 --> 00:54:00,035
[Shouting]
890
00:54:02,305 --> 00:54:04,500
All right!
891
00:54:07,944 --> 00:54:09,878
- Oh, I had a great time.
- Out of sight.
892
00:54:09,946 --> 00:54:11,880
Hey, that dance was pretty severe there.
893
00:54:11,948 --> 00:54:13,916
Yeah, where'd you get those hot moves?
894
00:54:13,984 --> 00:54:16,475
- I have friends in exotic places.
- Oh, yeah, like where?
895
00:54:16,553 --> 00:54:18,521
- I'll be right back.
- Rio?
896
00:54:18,588 --> 00:54:22,285
- Paris? - No, really exotic.
Beautiful downtown Burbank.
897
00:54:22,359 --> 00:54:24,293
[Laughs]
898
00:54:24,361 --> 00:54:26,989
- Cind, babe!
- [Woman] Here you go.
899
00:54:27,063 --> 00:54:30,157
Look, the name is Cindy,
and don't call me babe.
900
00:54:30,233 --> 00:54:32,428
-Just wanted to say hello.
- Then Just say it!
901
00:54:32,502 --> 00:54:34,834
Why don't you get tranquil? I
was Just tryin' to be friendly.
902
00:54:34,904 --> 00:54:36,838
Why don't you be friendly
with your flock, okay?
903
00:54:36,906 --> 00:54:40,273
- I owe all my friends to you.
- Ha! Like I really want credit for this.
904
00:54:40,343 --> 00:54:43,506
I mean, your disciples are
making fools of themselves.
905
00:54:43,580 --> 00:54:46,310
I mean, I've seen zombies
with more individuality.
906
00:54:46,383 --> 00:54:50,012
Yeah, like your college
boy. What's his name? Biff?
907
00:54:50,086 --> 00:54:55,114
Don't give me that. His
name happens to be Brent.
908
00:54:55,191 --> 00:54:57,659
There's a difference?
909
00:55:00,163 --> 00:55:03,428
[Scoffs, Sighs]
910
00:55:03,500 --> 00:55:05,434
[Crickets Chirping]
911
00:55:08,271 --> 00:55:13,140
## Take your lover by the hand
Speak in tongues and understand ##
912
00:55:14,210 --> 00:55:16,678
##Ahhh ##
913
00:55:16,746 --> 00:55:19,374
[Sighs] Alone at last.
914
00:55:19,449 --> 00:55:21,713
##French kissin' in the U. S. A.##
915
00:55:21,785 --> 00:55:23,912
- Hi, friend.
- Hi.
916
00:55:24,988 --> 00:55:27,354
You're awfully far away.
917
00:55:27,424 --> 00:55:31,292
- I'm sorry.
- [Giggles]
918
00:55:33,029 --> 00:55:35,623
So, tell me...
919
00:55:35,699 --> 00:55:39,191
are, um... are you into
long-distance relationships?
920
00:55:39,269 --> 00:55:42,136
- No.
- No? [Laughs]
921
00:55:42,205 --> 00:55:45,732
Then why don't you reach
out and touch someone?
922
00:55:45,809 --> 00:55:48,972
- Hello.
- [Laughs]
923
00:55:49,045 --> 00:55:53,982
I happen to know that
in the whole school...
924
00:55:54,050 --> 00:55:58,180
there's only one other
tittie quite this pretty.
925
00:55:58,254 --> 00:56:00,722
- Really?
-Mm-hmm.
926
00:56:00,790 --> 00:56:02,883
And this is it.
927
00:56:02,959 --> 00:56:06,656
Yep! That's it.
928
00:56:06,730 --> 00:56:10,063
I bet you've never seen
two like these before.
929
00:56:10,133 --> 00:56:13,398
Well, my parents do have cable.
930
00:56:13,470 --> 00:56:15,404
- Oh, they do,
do they? - Mm-hmm.
931
00:56:15,472 --> 00:56:19,169
- Mmm. Don't you want to touch me?
- Oh!
932
00:56:19,242 --> 00:56:23,269
Oh! [Laughs] Wow! I can't believe this.
933
00:56:23,346 --> 00:56:28,443
- Oh, God! [Laughs]
- [Laughs]
934
00:56:28,518 --> 00:56:30,748
[Scratching Sound]
935
00:56:30,820 --> 00:56:35,052
Seventeen years, three
months and Five days.
936
00:56:35,125 --> 00:56:39,084
That's a long time to
wait for some tit. [Laughs]
937
00:56:39,162 --> 00:56:41,494
- [Projector Whirring]
- [Man] Without an atmosphere...
938
00:56:41,564 --> 00:56:43,794
the Earth would be a far different place.
939
00:56:43,867 --> 00:56:46,131
It might look like the moon.
940
00:56:46,202 --> 00:56:51,572
Our exploration of the moon showed us
that it is nearly a dead planet today.
941
00:56:51,641 --> 00:56:54,974
But it provided one very
important piece of information.
942
00:56:55,044 --> 00:56:57,638
I haven't seen or heard
from you in three weeks.
943
00:56:57,714 --> 00:57:01,650
I'm not a mutant, Ron. I
realize I may be obsolete...
944
00:57:01,718 --> 00:57:05,984
in your new world, but I'm not dead.
945
00:57:06,055 --> 00:57:09,491
We know nowthat the moon, as well as all
the other bodies in the solar system...
946
00:57:09,559 --> 00:57:13,427
were heavily bombarded in
their first billion years.
947
00:57:13,496 --> 00:57:16,431
- Then about three-and-a-half
billion years ago... - [Muttering]
948
00:57:16,499 --> 00:57:19,730
this bombardment slowed to a bare
trickle as most of the solid chunk...
949
00:57:20,003 --> 00:57:22,494
You got it there, son?
950
00:57:22,572 --> 00:57:25,598
Whoa, oh, oh, Ronald! No mischief tonight.
951
00:57:25,675 --> 00:57:28,007
Nowthe police are really
crackin'down this year.
952
00:57:28,077 --> 00:57:31,137
Oh, Dad, come on. Have a little faith.
953
00:57:31,214 --> 00:57:33,148
- [Horn Honks]
- See ya.
954
00:57:33,216 --> 00:57:36,652
- All right, we set up there?
- Yep.
955
00:57:38,688 --> 00:57:40,747
[Ricky] Check it out.
We got spoilt tomatoes...
956
00:57:40,824 --> 00:57:44,351
- Yeah.
- rotten eggs and the piece de resistance.
957
00:57:44,427 --> 00:57:47,954
- The shitbomb!
- Ha! Human feces?
958
00:57:48,031 --> 00:57:51,194
No, doggy doo. But it's Just
as efFicient, bro. Here, sniff.
959
00:57:51,267 --> 00:57:54,759
- Ah, sniff this... God!
- [BigJohn] Hey, Ronnie.
960
00:57:54,838 --> 00:57:57,170
- Here you go.
- Whose house are we doin'?
961
00:57:57,240 --> 00:57:59,231
Ah, dig, classic, man.
962
00:57:59,309 --> 00:58:02,767
We have done the same
house four years in a row.
963
00:58:02,846 --> 00:58:06,213
- It's like tradition now, huh, Ricky?
- You know it!
964
00:58:06,282 --> 00:58:09,046
And yours, son, is the
most important mission.
965
00:58:09,118 --> 00:58:13,054
Drop that net on any punk
that gets near our front door.
966
00:58:14,457 --> 00:58:17,392
I'm gonna personally deliver
one of them to the police.
967
00:58:17,460 --> 00:58:19,394
[Together] Yes, sir!
968
00:58:28,438 --> 00:58:31,635
[Dog Barking In The Distance]
969
00:58:31,708 --> 00:58:34,575
So I was telling you, you know,
this guy is, like, totally rad.
970
00:58:34,644 --> 00:58:38,273
Excuse me. Ronnie said that you
said that friends share, Patty.
971
00:58:38,348 --> 00:58:41,442
- You've had him two weeks... - You
mean, she's attacked him for two weeks.
972
00:58:41,518 --> 00:58:44,885
Whoa, wait a minute! First of
all, if I recall correctly...
973
00:58:44,954 --> 00:58:47,013
you still have Bobby.
974
00:58:47,090 --> 00:58:51,151
Secondly, you quit Ronnie, so
that makes him public property.
975
00:58:51,227 --> 00:58:55,687
You guys, that's real romantic.
I mean, he sounds like a restroom.
976
00:58:55,765 --> 00:58:59,201
First of all, I don't have Bobby.
977
00:58:59,269 --> 00:59:01,965
And secondly, I didn't
think that my best friends...
978
00:59:02,038 --> 00:59:04,006
would be draped all
over him like a cheap...
979
00:59:04,073 --> 00:59:08,635
Why not, Cin? He's cute, sweet.
980
00:59:08,711 --> 00:59:11,407
Good.
981
00:59:11,481 --> 00:59:15,815
Oh, come on, you guys. A lady never talks.
982
00:59:15,885 --> 00:59:19,821
Yeah, next time I see
one, I'll remember that.
983
00:59:19,889 --> 00:59:21,880
Oh. [Exhales]
984
00:59:24,564 --> 00:59:28,762
- [Laughter]
-[BigJohn] Shh!
985
00:59:28,834 --> 00:59:30,768
Shh! Shh!
986
00:59:31,871 --> 00:59:33,771
- You're sick!
- There's the target.
987
00:59:33,839 --> 00:59:35,534
All right.
988
00:59:37,343 --> 00:59:40,005
Oh, shit. Y-You know...
I know a better house.
989
00:59:40,079 --> 00:59:44,277
- It's not very far from here. It's right
down this street. - Our senior year.
990
00:59:44,350 --> 00:59:47,114
Our last mission.
991
00:59:47,186 --> 00:59:49,450
[Exhales] The Final shitbomb.
992
00:59:49,522 --> 00:59:52,423
- It's tradition and shit. Let's go!
- Go on!
993
01:00:04,070 --> 01:00:08,029
Listen up. We divert 'em on each
flank, and you shitbomb the front door.
994
01:00:08,107 --> 01:00:10,473
- No! I won't do it!
- I told you he wouldn't do it!
995
01:00:10,543 --> 01:00:12,943
- You're still a nerd, huh?
- Give me the shit!
996
01:00:13,012 --> 01:00:15,981
- No! I'll do it.
- Come on!
997
01:00:20,886 --> 01:00:22,979
I don't want to do this!
998
01:00:28,794 --> 01:00:30,921
- [Laughs]
- [Grunts]
999
01:00:30,997 --> 01:00:34,763
- [Gasps]
- [Laughing]
1000
01:00:34,834 --> 01:00:37,564
[Laughs]
1001
01:00:37,637 --> 01:00:39,332
Do it now! [Grunts]
1002
01:00:39,405 --> 01:00:41,771
- Come on, Ronnie!
- Throw it, Ronnie!
1003
01:00:41,841 --> 01:00:44,366
- Throw it!
- Come on. Throw it!
1004
01:00:44,443 --> 01:00:46,570
- Come on!
- [Whispers] Shit.
1005
01:00:47,713 --> 01:00:50,273
- Yeah! Bull's-eye!
- Whoo-hoo!
1006
01:00:51,417 --> 01:00:54,580
- I got one!
- I'm comin'!
1007
01:00:54,654 --> 01:00:56,519
- No, you're not!
- Keep him pinned down!
1008
01:00:56,589 --> 01:00:59,558
- [Grunts]
- [Ricky] Come on, BigJohn! Keep him down!
1009
01:01:03,596 --> 01:01:06,360
[Ricky] Ronnie, let's go! Come on!
1010
01:01:06,432 --> 01:01:09,367
Get the hell out of there!
1011
01:01:09,435 --> 01:01:13,303
- Come on, John!
- Yeahhh! Let's get outta here, man!
1012
01:01:13,372 --> 01:01:15,738
You hold the little bastard!
1013
01:01:15,808 --> 01:01:19,539
[Ricky] Come on. Let's go! Whoo-hoo!
1014
01:01:19,612 --> 01:01:22,274
There must've been a hole in the net.
1015
01:01:22,348 --> 01:01:26,079
- We'll get 'em next year.
-[Engine Starting]
1016
01:01:26,152 --> 01:01:28,347
I don't think he'll be back.
1017
01:01:28,421 --> 01:01:31,913
[Truck Speeds Away]
1018
01:01:33,826 --> 01:01:36,556
This is a Fine-looking bird, Judy.
1019
01:01:36,629 --> 01:01:40,360
This is what got me
an "A" in French class.
1020
01:01:41,901 --> 01:01:43,459
Ronald.
1021
01:01:43,536 --> 01:01:45,663
- Thank you.
- You're welcome.
1022
01:01:47,106 --> 01:01:50,337
Let's see yours, sibling.
1023
01:01:51,877 --> 01:01:54,402
Ahh... I didn't get mine yet.
1024
01:01:54,480 --> 01:01:57,176
You're the only one from kindergarten
through college who didn't.
1025
01:01:57,249 --> 01:02:00,150
- You didn't get yours yet?
- Let me repeat!
1026
01:02:00,219 --> 01:02:03,780
- I did not get mine yet!
-[Mom] Relax.
1027
01:02:03,856 --> 01:02:06,154
There's no reason to raise your voice.
1028
01:02:10,196 --> 01:02:12,426
Back to nursery school.
1029
01:02:13,899 --> 01:02:16,891
- Look, these are my friends, okay?
- [Pulls Parking Brake]
1030
01:02:16,969 --> 01:02:20,200
Say hello to your friends when you get
me a chocolate milkshake, extra thick.
1031
01:02:20,272 --> 01:02:23,764
- What?
- Read my lips.
1032
01:02:23,843 --> 01:02:27,506
Chocolate milkshake, extra thick.
1033
01:02:34,053 --> 01:02:38,217
Two C's, three B's and one "A."
1034
01:02:38,290 --> 01:02:40,554
Outstanding, son!
1035
01:02:40,626 --> 01:02:43,117
MaJor improvement, Chuckie.
1036
01:02:43,195 --> 01:02:46,096
Oh, yeah. Big deal. Three B's and two C's?
1037
01:02:46,165 --> 01:02:48,827
I've been getting straightA's since birth.
1038
01:02:48,901 --> 01:02:51,335
- So?
- So!
1039
01:02:51,403 --> 01:02:54,839
So everybody doubts the whereabouts
of my report card. That's real fair.
1040
01:02:54,907 --> 01:02:58,707
- Nobody doubts you. You said you
didn't get it yet. - And I didn't!
1041
01:02:58,778 --> 01:03:02,976
- It's Just parental concern.
- See, here is the primate example.
1042
01:03:03,048 --> 01:03:05,551
You're raising a
doll-chopping homicidal maniac,
1043
01:03:05,552 --> 01:03:07,747
and what do you do every time you see him?
1044
01:03:07,820 --> 01:03:09,754
You give him money.
1045
01:03:09,822 --> 01:03:11,881
Great.
1046
01:03:12,825 --> 01:03:16,454
- Chilling!
- Shut up, Chuck.
1047
01:03:16,529 --> 01:03:19,555
- I was talkin' to Ma, Dad.
- Shut up, Chuck!
1048
01:03:22,201 --> 01:03:24,499
Here's your shake.
1049
01:03:28,707 --> 01:03:32,473
I said thick! This isn't thick!
1050
01:03:32,545 --> 01:03:36,641
Oh, well, let me check the consistency.
1051
01:03:40,286 --> 01:03:42,720
Looks thick to me.
1052
01:03:42,788 --> 01:03:44,756
No!
1053
01:03:50,696 --> 01:03:53,529
[Together] What are
you doing home? [Laughs]
1054
01:03:53,599 --> 01:03:56,124
I thought you had a date with Rock.
1055
01:03:56,202 --> 01:04:01,230
Well... I Figured I had
enough turkey for one day.
1056
01:04:01,307 --> 01:04:03,298
- Me too.
- Tsk.
1057
01:04:03,375 --> 01:04:05,309
There's a good movie on TV.
1058
01:04:05,377 --> 01:04:07,311
- Oh, yeah?
- Yeah.
1059
01:04:07,379 --> 01:04:10,473
- All right, let's make it a date.
- Oh, sweetheart.
1060
01:04:10,549 --> 01:04:13,211
- I love you.
- I love you too, Mom.
1061
01:04:15,621 --> 01:04:17,782
Hey, Kenneth!
1062
01:04:17,857 --> 01:04:20,758
Let me explain. I took it long enough.
1063
01:04:20,826 --> 01:04:22,794
Will you talk to me? Damn it!
1064
01:04:24,296 --> 01:04:27,129
Well, have it your way,
psycho, but you ain't invited.
1065
01:04:27,199 --> 01:04:29,531
Invited to what, man?
What are you talking about?
1066
01:04:29,602 --> 01:04:32,503
- My house. New Year's Day?
- A party, man?
1067
01:04:32,571 --> 01:04:35,233
Bowl games, salami, cheesecake... Yeah!
1068
01:04:35,307 --> 01:04:38,140
If I can recover from my
party, book me a couch.
1069
01:04:38,210 --> 01:04:40,178
- You got it!
- Book me a bed.
1070
01:04:40,246 --> 01:04:42,271
We have a lot of fun.
1071
01:04:42,348 --> 01:04:46,079
- Somebody wants your ass bad, man.
- Who is it?
1072
01:04:46,151 --> 01:04:49,018
Get it!
1073
01:04:50,923 --> 01:04:53,619
[Cindy] Hey. Hi.
1074
01:04:53,692 --> 01:04:57,150
- Long time no talk, huh?
- Yeah, I been kind of busy.
1075
01:04:57,229 --> 01:05:00,926
Yeah, well, that's popularity.
It's real time-consuming.
1076
01:05:01,000 --> 01:05:03,835
Um... I was thinking that maybe sometime
1077
01:05:03,836 --> 01:05:07,166
you and I could go to
the airplane graveyard?
1078
01:05:07,239 --> 01:05:10,538
You're not under any contractual
obligation to me anymore.
1079
01:05:12,578 --> 01:05:16,309
I wrote a new poem.
It's called"Broken Moon."
1080
01:05:16,382 --> 01:05:19,818
- Um, it starts... - Why don't
you save it for your college boy?
1081
01:05:19,885 --> 01:05:21,944
I wrote it for you.
1082
01:05:22,021 --> 01:05:25,218
You ignored the Donald
Miller dork for 17 years.
1083
01:05:25,291 --> 01:05:27,691
Now you wanna ride on
the Ronnie Miller express.
1084
01:05:27,760 --> 01:05:30,991
I don't wanna ride the
Ronnie Miller anything.
1085
01:05:31,063 --> 01:05:34,157
Looks like you're the only one.
1086
01:05:34,233 --> 01:05:36,463
Who? Iris?
1087
01:05:36,535 --> 01:05:41,029
Oh, yeah, she's a big conquest.
She's given more rides than Greyhound.
1088
01:05:41,106 --> 01:05:43,165
[Sighs]
1089
01:05:43,242 --> 01:05:46,405
Well, at least her ticket
won't cost me a thousand bucks.
1090
01:05:50,316 --> 01:05:52,250
Cindy!
1091
01:05:54,353 --> 01:05:57,652
- Hi, Ronnie.
- Excuse me.
1092
01:05:57,923 --> 01:06:00,756
[Motorcycle Approaching, Horn Beeping]
1093
01:06:04,596 --> 01:06:08,532
- ####[RockAnd Roll]
- [BigJohn] Happy New Year, pal.
1094
01:06:08,600 --> 01:06:10,534
Happy New Year, man. Have a beer.
1095
01:06:10,602 --> 01:06:13,400
- Clark County!
- Big John!
1096
01:06:13,472 --> 01:06:18,034
Quinton is in! Let the fun begin!
1097
01:06:18,110 --> 01:06:21,011
God, you're an asshole, man.
1098
01:06:24,249 --> 01:06:28,151
- Hey, powerful punch, Barbs.
- I haven't poured the punch in yet.
1099
01:06:28,220 --> 01:06:31,314
- Cindy, that's straight vodka.
- All right.
1100
01:06:31,390 --> 01:06:36,123
- Great outFit. - I asked my mom
if I could use it and she said yes.
1101
01:06:36,195 --> 01:06:41,531
- Ah, progressive concept.
- We make a great couple: me and my outFit.
1102
01:06:41,600 --> 01:06:45,229
Oh. Sorry Bobby couldn't
come home for the holidays.
1103
01:06:45,304 --> 01:06:47,499
You must really miss him.
1104
01:06:50,175 --> 01:06:55,807
I've learned to appreciate the Finer things
in life. I even travel with my own wine.
1105
01:06:55,881 --> 01:06:59,442
You never know the quality
you may encounter at a soiree.
1106
01:06:59,518 --> 01:07:02,248
[Coughs] Very classy.
1107
01:07:02,321 --> 01:07:06,655
Mm-hmm. I'm into class.
It's my new thing.
1108
01:07:06,725 --> 01:07:09,626
[Moaning]
1109
01:07:10,696 --> 01:07:14,359
Oh, whoops. Sorry.
1110
01:07:14,433 --> 01:07:19,097
So sorry. So dumb. I'm so wasted.
1111
01:07:24,710 --> 01:07:29,704
Oh... I am so wasted. Lie
down. Just for a second.
1112
01:07:29,782 --> 01:07:33,183
- [Laughing]
- Hey, we're closed for the holidays!
1113
01:07:33,252 --> 01:07:37,518
- God. Hey, take it easy, guys.
- Close it, please!
1114
01:07:37,589 --> 01:07:39,716
Geez!
1115
01:07:39,792 --> 01:07:42,625
[Iris] Oh, Ronnie, I'm so happy...
1116
01:07:42,694 --> 01:07:44,855
I'm going out with the
hottest guy in school.
1117
01:07:44,930 --> 01:07:49,833
- Oh, I am hot.
- Face it, Ronnie. You're it right now.
1118
01:07:49,902 --> 01:07:53,360
[Ronald] Oh... I'm it, and
that's why you're with me.
1119
01:07:54,840 --> 01:07:56,774
Oh.
1120
01:07:56,842 --> 01:07:59,640
No. You won't respect me.
1121
01:07:59,711 --> 01:08:02,771
I respect you. Immensely.
1122
01:08:02,848 --> 01:08:05,874
And intensely.
1123
01:08:05,951 --> 01:08:08,818
- [Moans] You do?
- I do.
1124
01:08:08,887 --> 01:08:13,824
"This summer, my wish
is for you to hold me...
1125
01:08:13,892 --> 01:08:15,826
"in your arms...
1126
01:08:15,894 --> 01:08:18,795
"in a sea of deep blue...
1127
01:08:18,864 --> 01:08:21,890
"together at last, together...
1128
01:08:21,967 --> 01:08:24,629
- as two."
- [Iris] Oh, Ronnie.
1129
01:08:24,703 --> 01:08:28,901
####[New Wave Rock]
1130
01:08:30,342 --> 01:08:33,072
- Damn, Bobby, what are you doin' here?
- It's New Year's.
1131
01:08:33,145 --> 01:08:37,548
##From the walls of Tokyo I've
come to London town to go ##
1132
01:08:37,616 --> 01:08:41,712
So, Ricky and John tell me you're
a connoisseur of Fine wines.
1133
01:08:41,787 --> 01:08:45,052
No shit? Are you new here?
1134
01:08:45,124 --> 01:08:47,854
Uh-huh. I Just transferred.
1135
01:08:47,926 --> 01:08:49,860
Mmm.
1136
01:08:49,928 --> 01:08:51,862
Thanks, man. I owe you one.
1137
01:08:51,930 --> 01:08:54,421
##And I'm dancin' with myself... oh, oh ##
1138
01:08:54,500 --> 01:08:56,730
Hey, you guys! It's 11:27.
1139
01:08:56,802 --> 01:09:00,568
- 33 more minutes!
- Whoo! Yeah!
1140
01:09:00,639 --> 01:09:03,608
[BigJohn] Ronnie! Iris!
Come here. Have a brew.
1141
01:09:03,675 --> 01:09:05,609
##Dancin' with myself... Oh, oh ##
1142
01:09:05,677 --> 01:09:09,477
To true friends... and a wild lady.
1143
01:09:09,548 --> 01:09:13,450
- The only way to fly.
- I'll drink to that.
1144
01:09:13,519 --> 01:09:16,181
##But your empty eyes
Seem to pass me by ##
1145
01:09:16,255 --> 01:09:18,382
Check it out, Bobby.
1146
01:09:18,457 --> 01:09:22,553
##So let's sink another drink
'Cause it'll give me time to think ##
1147
01:09:22,628 --> 01:09:27,088
- The man. The mick. What's happenin'?
- Quinton.
1148
01:09:27,166 --> 01:09:29,930
Who's Iris' latest victim?
1149
01:09:30,002 --> 01:09:32,800
[Quinton] Oh, you got it backwards,
Bobby. He's victimizing her.
1150
01:09:32,871 --> 01:09:34,361
##Dancin' with myself ##
1151
01:09:34,439 --> 01:09:38,375
- Ronnie Miller's nailed every wench
in school. - Ronald Miller?
1152
01:09:38,443 --> 01:09:41,571
He couldn't get nailed in wood shop.
1153
01:09:41,647 --> 01:09:45,777
Well, the man has reached
legendary status this year, bro.
1154
01:09:45,851 --> 01:09:49,844
You ain't a legend 'til you score
the captain of the cheerleaders.
1155
01:09:49,922 --> 01:09:52,447
##Ooohhhh... Ooowwww ##
1156
01:09:52,524 --> 01:09:55,288
Come on. I don't buy it.
1157
01:09:55,360 --> 01:09:57,920
Cindy?
1158
01:09:57,996 --> 01:10:00,396
Hey, no freakin' way!
1159
01:10:01,833 --> 01:10:06,566
Come on, Quint! Don't even
think of holdin' out on me...
1160
01:10:06,638 --> 01:10:08,936
or I'll kill you.
1161
01:10:12,477 --> 01:10:16,106
## Well, I looked all over the world ##
1162
01:10:16,181 --> 01:10:19,480
##And there's every type of girl ##
1163
01:10:19,551 --> 01:10:21,485
Bobby!
1164
01:10:21,553 --> 01:10:25,421
##Leave me dancin' with myself
So let's sink another drink ##
1165
01:10:25,490 --> 01:10:28,084
Hi! How are you?
1166
01:10:28,160 --> 01:10:30,822
## 'Cause it'll give me time
to think If I had a chance...##
1167
01:10:30,896 --> 01:10:34,161
[Laughing]
1168
01:10:34,233 --> 01:10:36,167
-John. John.
- Go get 'im.
1169
01:10:36,235 --> 01:10:39,636
Cindy and Bobby's relationship
is so totally together.
1170
01:10:39,705 --> 01:10:42,196
[Bobby] He's a lawn boy.
He makes 35 cents an hour.
1171
01:10:42,274 --> 01:10:45,141
Listen up, dude. The
shit's gonna hit the fan.
1172
01:10:45,210 --> 01:10:47,440
[Laughing]
1173
01:10:47,512 --> 01:10:49,878
-[Cindy] Listen!
-[Bobby] I'm not gonna put up with it!
1174
01:10:49,948 --> 01:10:52,007
- We were faking, okay?
- Bullshit!
1175
01:10:52,084 --> 01:10:54,052
No, it was an act. Bobby, he paid me!
1176
01:10:54,119 --> 01:10:57,054
Then that makes you a prostitute!
1177
01:10:57,122 --> 01:10:59,249
##Oh, oh, oh-ohh ##
1178
01:10:59,324 --> 01:11:02,020
-##Oh, oh,
oh-ohh ## - You!
1179
01:11:02,094 --> 01:11:04,085
##Oh, oh, oh-ohh Dancin' with myself ##
1180
01:11:04,162 --> 01:11:07,563
##Oh, oh, oh-ohh Oh, my room's
all wet with my sweat...####
1181
01:11:07,633 --> 01:11:10,397
[Record Scratches, Music Stops]
1182
01:11:10,469 --> 01:11:11,868
You!
1183
01:11:13,905 --> 01:11:16,999
Even Bobby thinks we
went out. Great, huh? Ha!
1184
01:11:17,075 --> 01:11:22,240
All of you thought we
were a couple. What a joke!
1185
01:11:22,314 --> 01:11:28,150
Ronald Miller paid me 1,000
bucks to pretend I liked him.
1186
01:11:28,220 --> 01:11:31,212
What a deal, huh?
1187
01:11:31,290 --> 01:11:35,624
$1,000 to go out with
him for a month. This guy.
1188
01:11:37,062 --> 01:11:39,394
Oh, God. He bought me.
1189
01:11:39,464 --> 01:11:42,524
And he bought all of you.
1190
01:11:43,635 --> 01:11:47,833
He was sick and tired of being a nobody.
1191
01:11:47,906 --> 01:11:52,536
Yeah, and he said that all of you
guys would worship him if we went out.
1192
01:11:52,611 --> 01:11:56,411
And I didn't believe
that. I was, like, no way!
1193
01:11:56,481 --> 01:11:59,450
And he was right! No, leave me alone.
1194
01:11:59,518 --> 01:12:03,545
He was right. Our little plan
worked, didn't it, Ronald?
1195
01:12:05,757 --> 01:12:10,057
The dance. That stupid dance!
1196
01:12:10,128 --> 01:12:13,586
What a bunch of followers you guys are.
1197
01:12:14,900 --> 01:12:16,925
I mean, at least I got...
1198
01:12:17,002 --> 01:12:19,300
At least I got paid.
1199
01:12:20,138 --> 01:12:22,072
Come on.
1200
01:12:26,712 --> 01:12:29,510
Ricky? John?
1201
01:12:30,782 --> 01:12:33,046
[Clears Throat]
1202
01:12:38,690 --> 01:12:41,784
Get out of my house.
1203
01:12:41,860 --> 01:12:46,092
Uh... Yeah. We'll clear
everything up tomorrow.
1204
01:12:46,164 --> 01:12:48,098
Everything is cool, really.
1205
01:12:48,166 --> 01:12:50,896
[Coughs] Oh, excuse me. I'm sorry.
1206
01:12:50,969 --> 01:12:54,837
Excuse me. Good night now. Excuse me.
1207
01:12:59,144 --> 01:13:01,169
You ready to go?
1208
01:13:01,246 --> 01:13:02,406
[Clears Throat]
1209
01:13:02,481 --> 01:13:05,211
- Um... I don't know you.
- You sure knew me earlier.
1210
01:13:05,283 --> 01:13:07,478
I don't know what you're talking about.
1211
01:13:09,755 --> 01:13:12,155
Happy New Year.
1212
01:13:12,224 --> 01:13:15,352
####[Instrumental: "Auld Lang Syne"]
1213
01:13:26,405 --> 01:13:29,533
Hey, it could be worse. We could
be alone like that poor guy.
1214
01:13:42,854 --> 01:13:45,982
####[Dance Music]
1215
01:14:06,011 --> 01:14:09,310
[Sobbing]
1216
01:14:12,417 --> 01:14:15,750
[Chattering]
1217
01:14:15,821 --> 01:14:18,619
####[Low Rock]
1218
01:14:25,464 --> 01:14:27,523
All right.
1219
01:14:45,884 --> 01:14:49,820
[Girl] Ronald Miller...
Ugh! So, anyways...
1220
01:14:58,763 --> 01:15:01,630
[Chattering]
1221
01:15:25,991 --> 01:15:28,653
Damn, bro. He's in Siberia.
1222
01:15:28,727 --> 01:15:31,628
I know, man. The mutants over
there won't even go near him.
1223
01:15:31,696 --> 01:15:35,689
You know, I knew he was
scamming us all along.
1224
01:15:37,168 --> 01:15:40,968
He went from, like, totally
chic to totally geek.
1225
01:15:41,039 --> 01:15:43,200
Look at that. He's been banished!
1226
01:15:43,275 --> 01:15:45,334
He should have known that our
kind won't mix with their kind...
1227
01:15:45,410 --> 01:15:48,072
Our kind? Their kind? That's B. S.
1228
01:15:48,146 --> 01:15:52,674
He may be a moral leper now, but he
had the fast lane for four months.
1229
01:15:52,751 --> 01:15:56,414
Yeah, that's a good point. $250
a month for those cheerleaders...
1230
01:15:56,488 --> 01:15:58,513
- isn't an unwise investment.
- Yeah?
1231
01:15:59,991 --> 01:16:03,188
Check this out, guys.
You're gonna love this.
1232
01:16:03,929 --> 01:16:05,863
Incoming!
1233
01:16:09,434 --> 01:16:12,665
- Direct hit.
- Yow!
1234
01:16:19,344 --> 01:16:21,812
[Laughing]
1235
01:16:21,880 --> 01:16:26,340
Didn't you take economics?
You could've had me for $49.95.
1236
01:16:26,418 --> 01:16:29,512
[Laughter]
1237
01:16:38,997 --> 01:16:41,124
Incoming!
1238
01:16:45,070 --> 01:16:48,665
[Laughs] It's the nerd-mobile.
1239
01:16:50,108 --> 01:16:52,736
[Patty] Yeah, right... on automatic pilot.
1240
01:16:52,811 --> 01:16:55,746
[Barbara] Like we're not supposed
to know who's spying on us...
1241
01:16:55,814 --> 01:16:57,839
in the spaz-mobile.
1242
01:16:57,916 --> 01:17:00,405
I could've sworn that a couple of girls I
1243
01:17:00,406 --> 01:17:03,320
knew got very comfortable
in that spaz-mobile.
1244
01:17:09,461 --> 01:17:12,658
- [Whirring]
- [Chattering]
1245
01:17:20,972 --> 01:17:23,167
[Boy #1] Okay, this is my high score.
1246
01:17:23,241 --> 01:17:25,106
[Boy #2] Dave, you can beat me!
1247
01:17:25,176 --> 01:17:27,167
[Laughs] Yeah, yeah, yeah!
1248
01:17:32,250 --> 01:17:35,481
You could at least
acknowledge my existence.
1249
01:17:38,857 --> 01:17:41,849
You think this is easy for me?
1250
01:17:44,029 --> 01:17:49,797
[Exhales] I know I was an asshole
to you and to thousands of others.
1251
01:17:49,868 --> 01:17:53,736
But, Kenneth... Kenneth, it's you
I gotta straighten this out with.
1252
01:17:55,407 --> 01:17:57,671
Aaah!
1253
01:17:57,742 --> 01:18:01,075
- You shit on my house, man!
- I know.
1254
01:18:01,146 --> 01:18:02,636
Go...
1255
01:18:02,714 --> 01:18:05,877
- Kenneth...
- You shit on my house!
1256
01:18:10,255 --> 01:18:12,348
You shit on my house.
1257
01:18:12,424 --> 01:18:14,585
I know, Kenneth.
1258
01:18:15,660 --> 01:18:18,720
[Sobbing] I know.
1259
01:18:26,671 --> 01:18:30,971
The quizwill cover every muscle
from the levator scapula...
1260
01:18:31,042 --> 01:18:33,840
to the spinalis thoracis.
1261
01:18:33,912 --> 01:18:34,860
- [Cheerleaders] T... U... C...
- It will consist of
1262
01:18:34,960 --> 01:18:38,315
15 multiple choices and five mini-essays.
1263
01:18:38,383 --> 01:18:41,284
-S... O... N.
- Your score will then account...
1264
01:18:41,352 --> 01:18:44,685
- T... U... C... S... O... N.
-for 20% of your final grade.
1265
01:18:44,756 --> 01:18:46,690
Good luck.
1266
01:18:46,758 --> 01:18:50,057
[Chattering]
1267
01:18:51,996 --> 01:18:54,089
Hi, Cindy.
1268
01:19:01,139 --> 01:19:04,734
[School Bell Dinging]
1269
01:19:24,095 --> 01:19:27,189
I'm sorry about having to come in here.
1270
01:19:27,265 --> 01:19:30,291
But I have to talk to you.
1271
01:19:30,368 --> 01:19:34,134
I realize what a Jerk I became.
1272
01:19:36,574 --> 01:19:40,704
All I ever did was think about you,
1273
01:19:40,779 --> 01:19:44,408
dream about being part of your life.
1274
01:19:44,482 --> 01:19:46,416
[Exhales]
1275
01:19:47,485 --> 01:19:49,953
And then I got that stupid idea.
1276
01:19:50,021 --> 01:19:52,683
And I let it turn me
into something I'm not.
1277
01:19:52,757 --> 01:19:54,725
[Toilet Flushes]
1278
01:19:56,161 --> 01:20:01,599
You sure did, sicko pervert!
I remember you from the dance.
1279
01:20:01,666 --> 01:20:03,896
- You morally depraved psycho!
-[Ronald] Ow!
1280
01:20:03,968 --> 01:20:07,028
Detention... one month!
1281
01:20:08,406 --> 01:20:10,931
Becky, will you please
hand me that other one?
1282
01:20:11,009 --> 01:20:12,943
Thanks.
1283
01:20:19,384 --> 01:20:22,478
- You nuked my brother.
- What?
1284
01:20:22,554 --> 01:20:26,888
You took him from geek status
to king status to no status.
1285
01:20:27,659 --> 01:20:29,627
Chuckie Miller, right?
1286
01:20:29,694 --> 01:20:32,788
He's resorted to sending
his messenger boy?
1287
01:20:32,864 --> 01:20:36,027
Boy? I see no boy here!
1288
01:20:38,236 --> 01:20:41,205
[Coughs]
1289
01:20:41,272 --> 01:20:43,297
You think you shut me up?
1290
01:20:43,374 --> 01:20:46,502
I didn't? Well, let me try again.
1291
01:20:48,713 --> 01:20:51,910
The babe said it was
good for my complexion.
1292
01:20:54,953 --> 01:20:59,515
[Whispering Calculations]
1293
01:21:08,399 --> 01:21:11,061
- [Knocking]
-[Mom] Cynthia?
1294
01:21:11,135 --> 01:21:13,296
[Knocking Continues]
1295
01:21:13,371 --> 01:21:16,204
Cindy?
1296
01:21:16,274 --> 01:21:19,641
There's a call for you on my
line. Somebody named Donald.
1297
01:21:19,711 --> 01:21:22,145
[Sighs]
1298
01:21:22,213 --> 01:21:24,477
I don't know anybody named Donald.
1299
01:21:24,549 --> 01:21:29,509
- Tell him I'm out of the
country or something. - Okay.
1300
01:21:33,224 --> 01:21:37,024
I know she's in the country,
Mrs. Mancini. I saw her today.
1301
01:21:37,095 --> 01:21:40,189
Well, my daughter doesn't
know anyone named...
1302
01:21:40,265 --> 01:21:42,199
Ronald, is that you?
1303
01:21:42,267 --> 01:21:44,861
Why did you say your name was Donald?
1304
01:21:44,936 --> 01:21:48,633
Uh... I guess I made a mistake. Bye-bye.
1305
01:21:48,706 --> 01:21:50,640
[Exhales]
1306
01:21:50,708 --> 01:21:53,176
Mom, what'd he say?
1307
01:21:53,244 --> 01:21:55,178
First, he's a geek.
1308
01:21:55,246 --> 01:21:59,182
And then you start going out with
him. And then he's a geek again.
1309
01:21:59,250 --> 01:22:01,184
Honey, I don't know what a geek is.
1310
01:22:01,252 --> 01:22:05,052
I guess, at the present
time, a geek is Ronald Miller.
1311
01:22:05,123 --> 01:22:09,219
Who says? Hmm?
1312
01:22:11,429 --> 01:22:13,488
[Lawn Mower Engine Whirring]
1313
01:22:21,539 --> 01:22:26,203
-####[Ronald Singing Loudly, Indistinct]
-[Lawn Mower Engine Continues]
1314
01:22:33,484 --> 01:22:35,543
Oh, my God!
1315
01:22:35,620 --> 01:22:38,555
Pow!
1316
01:22:40,191 --> 01:22:42,125
[Cindy] Would you stop it?
1317
01:22:42,193 --> 01:22:44,252
Stop it! The neighbors, man!
1318
01:22:44,329 --> 01:22:47,355
Listen, all right? Hold
on! Just turn it off!
1319
01:22:47,432 --> 01:22:51,835
My mother was calling the police, until
I told her you had a chemical imbalance...
1320
01:22:51,903 --> 01:22:53,996
and you are seeking psychiatric help!
1321
01:22:54,072 --> 01:22:56,006
- [Panting] I need to talk to you.
- Fine.
1322
01:22:56,074 --> 01:22:58,508
Every time I called, you were either
taking a bath, washing your hair.
1323
01:22:58,576 --> 01:23:01,602
Or you were out of the country.
That was a good one, by the way.
1324
01:23:01,679 --> 01:23:05,171
I tried to get you alone at school,
but I got a month's detention.
1325
01:23:05,249 --> 01:23:08,013
Yeah, you're very big
in bathrooms, aren't you?
1326
01:23:09,954 --> 01:23:15,449
Cindy, Just hear me out. And
then I'll leave you alone. Okay?
1327
01:23:18,129 --> 01:23:21,826
Oh! You t... You demolished
me New Year's Eve.
1328
01:23:23,534 --> 01:23:29,166
But see... I realize you did me a
favor. You brought me back to reality.
1329
01:23:30,708 --> 01:23:33,438
All I ever wanted to
do was get close to you.
1330
01:23:35,546 --> 01:23:40,108
And then, when I Finally got
there, it wasn't me anymore.
1331
01:23:41,853 --> 01:23:46,051
Cindy... Oh, Cindy.
1332
01:23:46,124 --> 01:23:49,582
I was Just hoping we could
sort this out, you know?
1333
01:23:49,660 --> 01:23:54,996
The real me and the real you. That's all.
1334
01:23:56,200 --> 01:23:58,134
[Exhales]
1335
01:24:00,238 --> 01:24:02,172
Okay.
1336
01:24:02,240 --> 01:24:05,232
- But not at 6:00 in the morning.
-Okay.
1337
01:24:05,309 --> 01:24:07,903
I'll come back at 11:00.
1338
01:24:09,947 --> 01:24:14,611
I'll be washing my
hair... out of the country.
1339
01:24:14,685 --> 01:24:16,653
That's my favorite one.
1340
01:24:16,721 --> 01:24:19,155
[Laughs Weakly]
1341
01:24:22,794 --> 01:24:25,820
[Starts, Stops Lawn Mower]
1342
01:24:25,897 --> 01:24:28,798
Tell your mom I'm sorry.
1343
01:24:35,273 --> 01:24:37,468
[Sighs] Is that right?
1344
01:24:37,542 --> 01:24:40,033
- Good Job.
- Really? Oh, my God!
1345
01:24:45,750 --> 01:24:49,982
- What's happening, guys? - Hey, nerd
alert, man. He's in our quadrant, too.
1346
01:24:50,054 --> 01:24:52,784
Kenneth Wurman with Patty? No way!
1347
01:24:52,857 --> 01:24:56,156
Thanks so much! I swear, I don't know
what I would have done without you. Really.
1348
01:24:56,227 --> 01:25:00,323
- No problem. J-Just, uh, take your
time and follow the steps. - Okay.
1349
01:25:00,398 --> 01:25:04,164
Kenneth Worm-man is trying to pull
a Ronald McDonald Miller scam on us.
1350
01:25:04,235 --> 01:25:07,363
- He's probably trying to pay her off.
- Relax, man. He's harmless.
1351
01:25:07,438 --> 01:25:09,668
I'm sending him back to the minor leagues.
1352
01:25:09,740 --> 01:25:11,674
- Be cool, man.
- Hey, calm down.
1353
01:25:12,910 --> 01:25:15,470
Oh, man. He's gonna
make a fool of himself.
1354
01:25:15,546 --> 01:25:18,777
- Hey, what do you think you're doing over
here, twimp? - H-Helping her with some math.
1355
01:25:18,850 --> 01:25:22,013
- No, bullshit. You're trying to pull
a Ronald Miller scam. - A what?
1356
01:25:22,086 --> 01:25:24,376
You better get back to
your own side, or I'm
1357
01:25:24,377 --> 01:25:27,023
gonna send you back to
Geeksville in a milk carton!
1358
01:25:27,091 --> 01:25:30,356
Would you guys do something?
1359
01:25:35,266 --> 01:25:38,667
- Oh, return of the living dread.
- Why don't you lay off?
1360
01:25:38,736 --> 01:25:41,500
- Why don't you go back where you belong,
hosehead? - Take your hands off Kenneth.
1361
01:25:41,572 --> 01:25:43,506
Or I'll break your arm. Your pitching arm!
1362
01:25:43,574 --> 01:25:46,236
Oh yeah? Well, don't
make me laugh, lawn boy.
1363
01:25:46,310 --> 01:25:48,904
Let go.
1364
01:25:50,248 --> 01:25:53,081
Now!
1365
01:25:57,622 --> 01:25:59,681
You broke your arm once before, remember?
1366
01:25:59,757 --> 01:26:03,591
You fell out of our tree
house. Kenneth picked you up...
1367
01:26:03,661 --> 01:26:08,928
and we carried you 12 blocks to the
hospital. Yeah, you cried all the way.
1368
01:26:09,000 --> 01:26:12,561
We were all friends then, remember?
1369
01:26:12,637 --> 01:26:15,231
And now you want to end his life...
1370
01:26:15,306 --> 01:26:19,037
because he's talking to Patty
on your side of the cafeteria.
1371
01:26:19,110 --> 01:26:23,740
Oh, man, that's stupid. I know,
'cause that's where I wanted to be.
1372
01:26:23,814 --> 01:26:28,183
On your side, with your
crowd. But I messed up.
1373
01:26:28,252 --> 01:26:31,153
See, I tried to buy my way in.
1374
01:26:31,222 --> 01:26:35,022
But Kenneth... he's not
trying to buy anybody.
1375
01:26:36,294 --> 01:26:40,731
He's Just trying to make
friends. Being himself.
1376
01:26:40,798 --> 01:26:44,461
Cools, nerds, your side, my side.
1377
01:26:44,535 --> 01:26:49,097
Man, it's all bullshit. It's
Just tough enough to be yourself.
1378
01:26:59,150 --> 01:27:01,448
It's all right.
1379
01:27:15,533 --> 01:27:17,694
- Sorry.
- It's okay.
1380
01:27:34,218 --> 01:27:36,584
[Cheers, Applause]
1381
01:28:12,323 --> 01:28:15,258
[Engine Off]
1382
01:28:17,528 --> 01:28:20,190
This should cover it.
1383
01:28:31,776 --> 01:28:33,767
I saw a crack in the moon last night.
1384
01:28:33,844 --> 01:28:36,176
Yeah, me too.
1385
01:28:36,247 --> 01:28:38,181
[Car Horn Honking]
1386
01:28:38,249 --> 01:28:40,376
[Patty] You ready?
1387
01:28:40,451 --> 01:28:42,385
Come on. Let's go.
1388
01:28:42,453 --> 01:28:44,444
- I gotta go, okay?
- Yeah.
1389
01:28:44,522 --> 01:28:46,456
- See ya.
- Bye-bye.
1390
01:28:48,192 --> 01:28:51,286
[Chattering]
1391
01:29:06,777 --> 01:29:08,802
Hi, Ronnie.
1392
01:29:15,519 --> 01:29:19,421
- All right! Take a
chance! - Whoo-hoo!
1393
01:29:38,142 --> 01:29:40,770
[Cindy] Ronald!
1394
01:29:41,812 --> 01:29:43,746
Ronald!
1395
01:29:47,218 --> 01:29:49,652
- Go for it!
- Donald!
1396
01:29:52,022 --> 01:29:55,048
[Laughing]
1397
01:29:56,093 --> 01:29:58,186
- Let's go.
- Yeah. Now, hang on.
1398
01:29:58,262 --> 01:30:00,492
- [Laughing]
- Whoo!
1399
01:30:00,564 --> 01:30:03,055
Okay, let's get this deal
straight one last time.
1400
01:30:03,134 --> 01:30:05,932
Now, you can have Saturday nights,
but only if you ask me in advance.
1401
01:30:06,003 --> 01:30:08,665
Okay, I'm asking you in advance:
Will you go to the prom with me?
1402
01:30:08,739 --> 01:30:12,106
Not if you do that stupid dance.
1403
01:30:12,176 --> 01:30:14,406
- Okay, how about kissing?
- Yeah, it's important.
1404
01:30:14,478 --> 01:30:17,641
- Oh, it's a must.
- DeFinitely. [Laughs]
1405
01:30:17,715 --> 01:30:21,048
##Can't buy me love ##
1406
01:30:21,118 --> 01:30:23,052
##Love ##
1407
01:30:23,120 --> 01:30:26,453
##Can't buy me love ##
1408
01:30:26,524 --> 01:30:29,152
##I'll buy you a diamond ring my friend ##
1409
01:30:29,226 --> 01:30:31,956
##If it makes you feel all right ##
1410
01:30:32,029 --> 01:30:34,520
##I'll get you anything my friend ##
1411
01:30:34,598 --> 01:30:37,465
##If it makes you feel all right ##
1412
01:30:37,535 --> 01:30:40,231
## 'Cause I don't care
too much for money ##
1413
01:30:40,304 --> 01:30:42,932
##Money can't buy me love ##
1414
01:30:43,007 --> 01:30:45,567
##I'll give you all I've got to give ##
1415
01:30:45,643 --> 01:30:48,510
##If you say you'll love me too ##
1416
01:30:48,579 --> 01:30:51,013
##I may not have a lot to give ##
1417
01:30:51,081 --> 01:30:54,073
##But what I got I'll give to you ##
1418
01:30:54,151 --> 01:30:56,881
##I don't care too much for money ##
1419
01:30:56,954 --> 01:30:58,888
##Money can't buy me love ##
1420
01:30:58,956 --> 01:31:02,323
##Can't buy me love ##
1421
01:31:02,393 --> 01:31:04,327
##Everybody tells me so ##
1422
01:31:04,395 --> 01:31:08,126
##Can't buy me love ##
1423
01:31:08,199 --> 01:31:10,861
##No, no, no...no ##
1424
01:31:10,935 --> 01:31:13,699
##Say you don't need no diamond rings ##
1425
01:31:13,771 --> 01:31:16,569
##And I'll be satisfied ##
1426
01:31:16,640 --> 01:31:19,302
## Tell me that you want
the kind of things ##
1427
01:31:19,376 --> 01:31:22,174
## That money just can't buy ##
1428
01:31:22,246 --> 01:31:25,113
##I don't care too much for money ##
1429
01:31:25,182 --> 01:31:27,844
##Money can't buy me love ##
1430
01:31:27,918 --> 01:31:29,977
##Owwww ##
1431
01:31:45,269 --> 01:31:48,898
##Can't buy me love ##
1432
01:31:48,973 --> 01:31:50,907
##Everybody tells me so ##
1433
01:31:50,975 --> 01:31:54,502
##Can't buy me love ##
1434
01:31:54,578 --> 01:31:57,240
##No, no, no...no ##
1435
01:31:57,314 --> 01:32:00,078
##Say you don't need no diamond rings ##
1436
01:32:00,150 --> 01:32:02,880
##And I'll be satisfied ##
1437
01:32:02,953 --> 01:32:05,717
## Tell me that you want
the kind of things ##
1438
01:32:05,789 --> 01:32:08,690
## That money just can't buy ##
1439
01:32:08,759 --> 01:32:11,353
##I don't care too much for money ##
1440
01:32:11,428 --> 01:32:13,794
##Money can't buy me love ##
1441
01:32:13,864 --> 01:32:17,129
##Can't buy me love ##
1442
01:32:17,201 --> 01:32:19,135
##Love ##
1443
01:32:19,203 --> 01:32:22,570
##Can't buy me love ##
1444
01:32:22,640 --> 01:32:25,666
##Ohh ####
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