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Do you want to believe?
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- Let's go.
- Alright.
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This is "Osbournes
Want to Believe."
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JACK: We may be the First Family
of Darkness,
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but not all of us are true
believers in the paranormal.
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They want to believe.
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Has a ghost
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ever been caught on film? - Yes.
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And I have the evidence that will blow their minds.
- What is that?
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I think you're
starting to believe.
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Seeing is believing.
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- Whoa!
- What is happening?
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Aah!
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Oh, God, no!
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♪♪
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[ Thunder crashes,
maniacal laughter ]
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I guess the first question is
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how much of the paranormal
do you guys believe in?
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I'm one of these people,
if I see it, I'll believe you,
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but I don't totally believe,
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but then, again, I don't
totally not believe you.
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- Ditto. I wouldn't say I don't.
- Yeah.
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But until I actually see it
for myself, I'm like...
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This might be
the opportunity to.
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This footage is of something
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which people kind of claim
is an alien.
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I know exactly what you...
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The one walking in the alley.
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- Yeah.
- No, no...
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- An alien walking in a... What is that?
- Alley.
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- I've seen that one, Sharon.
- Yeah.
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I don't know.
This one isn't that.
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This was, like,
in someone's driveway.
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It's a weird entity
in someone's driveway.
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- I think it's the one.
- They claim it...
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They claim it is an alien,
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or some people
are saying it's an elf.
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- I've seen it. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Oh, walking down the front.
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Yeah.
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It's a kid, I swear.
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But why is he walking
like a [bleep]
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It's a kid.
It's a kid [bleep] around.
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He's pretending to
be a Santa's elf.
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- Is he naked?
- No.
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It's the kid. I saw that on...
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It's an awfully skinny kid.
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Seriously?
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He's not only skinny.
He's got a gigantic head.
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[ Laughs ]
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And I can't get over
that ridiculous walk.
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That is not humanlike.
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It's a kid.
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He's got, like, a jumpsuit on.
- Ah.
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Maybe a glow-in-the-dark suit?
Yeah.
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- Next.
- Next. Alright.
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So, we think that's a kid, not an elf or an alien.
- I think it's an...
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No, I think it's a Christmas elf
getting ready for Christmas.
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Leaving all the gifts.
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This next UFO clip
has been the source
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of a lot of excitement
in the UFO world
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because it was released
by the Pentagon.
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And the Navy basically said,
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"We don't know what
the [bleep] this is."
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So...
But it's pretty good stuff.
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You could... This is where you can
hear the pilots talking to each other.
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- Yes, yeah. Have you seen it?
- Yeah.
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MAN #1: My gosh!
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MAN #2: Going against the wind.
The wind's 120 knots west.
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Look at that thing, dude.
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Looks like a bat.
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OZZY: He's traveling at [bleep]
5,000 miles an hour, or...
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Look at that.
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So, that was captured in 2015.
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They call it "Gimbal."
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And the other one
they captured in 2015...
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That one right there...
They called "Go Fast."
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What's this?
What the [bleep] is that thing?
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[ Radio chatter ]
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And the military also released
a sighting of a UFO from 2004,
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and they called it "FLIR1."
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If that is a fake,
it's been well done.
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Well, I'm somewhat
of a believer now.
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I mean, there's something to it.
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It might not be aliens,
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but it's an absolute phenomenon
that these things are occurring.
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Yes, yes.
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And what speed did they say
it was going at?
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They said it was going
against the wind...
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- The wind, yeah.
- ...and the wind was 120 knots.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, the plane was,
like, on full, like...
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I mean, that plane
was flying very fast,
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and it was flying faster.
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And apparently,
some of that footage,
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there's, like,
only a short portion of it,
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but they were tracking it
for, like, an hour and a half.
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And they had its movements
to where it would go
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from, like, the sea level...
- Mm-hmm.
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...and shoot up to like
30,000 feet in seconds.
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- And then come back down.
- And then shoot back down.
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And just the way it was moving,
they were like,
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"It defies physics."
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Like, any conventional aircraft
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would fall apart if it was moving that way.
- Right.
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- Something to it, yeah.
- Absolutely something to it.
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But there was that plane...
Cargo plane going to Alaska.
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You hear of that one? - No.
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Where this guy reports
to the tower.
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Is that the one
Tom Cruise was in?
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What the [bleep] are you
talking about... Tom Cruise?
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Tom Cruise got...
What was that film he did?
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- "Top Gun"?
- No! Tom... No, no!
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Tom Hanks!
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Where he's in the...
- Oh, your jokes are the [bleep]
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If you're gonna say a joke,
at least get it right.
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- [ Laughing ] Sorry.
- [Bleep] Anyway...
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OZZY: So, anyway, this guy's
flying a cargo plane
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for a Japanese airline.
- Mm-hmm.
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And this great, big [bleep]
mother ship comes up,
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massive thing flying above it,
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and he freaks out, and they
tracked it at the air...
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At the tower. - Mm-hmm.
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Oh, is this the one when they landed,
they were like, "Yeah, don't say anything"?
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And they come in and says,
"This never happened."
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I just... I mean, I don't know
what to make of it.
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Another one? - Yep.
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Alright, we've got
lots of UFOs today.
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This is an alien invasion
at sunset.
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♪♪
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WOMAN: Insane. This is
in the sky over the ocean.
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These people were on a ferry
in the Outer Banks,
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just off the coast
of North Carolina.
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And they saw these weird lights.
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- That's [bleep] weird.
- They were just looking at them,
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and all the other people on
the boat were looking at them,
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and no one had a clue
what the hell they were.
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MAN: We're in the middle
of the ocean on a ferry.
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Nothing around. Look.
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Nothing around.
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No land, no nothing.
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There's no plane.
There's no nothing in the sky.
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This is just lights staying stationary...
- A bunch of lights.
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...in one spot, not moving.
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Everybody on this freaking boat
is out looking at it.
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- What is it?
- Nobody knows.
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Insane.
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♪♪
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OZZY: Some kind
of optical illusion.
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You saw that thing we were
watching about the Bermuda Triangle?
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Last night, yeah.
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And the flying boat thing.
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Yeah.
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Oh, I'm leaning
on the [bleep] dog here.
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[ Laughs ]
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But the thing I find odd
about this...
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When you see the ghost...
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The ghost ship,
looks like it's flying.
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That may be something
coming off the water. I don't know.
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I mean, do you believe
that there could be aliens?
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Do you believe in crop circles
and all that?
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This guy flew over this thing
while minding a prop plane.
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Turned around and go back.
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When he's going back,
anyways, he saw
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a [bleep] thing in the field
that weren't there when he...
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He'd just gone over. - Yeah.
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That's the only one that
I believe could be legit
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because it's a response.
- Then nobody...
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The thing was,
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nobody but about a handful
of [bleep] scientists
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knew what this... - I'm lost.
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Alright, so, scientists
sent out this radio signal
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deep into space to see
if anyone would respond.
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It was called
the Arecibo message.
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And this crop circle essentially
was a response to that message.
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Okay.
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When you see it, you're like,
"Wow, that's [bleep] wild."
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So, what is it?
Do you believe in UFOs?
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Do you believe in aliens?
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I mean, you clearly have some
kind of opinion on crop circles.
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So, where would you lie?
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I do, and I don't.
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Until I actually see
something in the sky myself
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or something land
in my [bleep] garden
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or whatever, until I witness it,
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I'm not saying I don't,
and I'm not saying I do.
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And have you, in all
your travels, being on planes,
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being in remote parts
of the world,
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have you ever seen anything
in the sky
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that you couldn't explain? - No.
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Mum?
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I'm thinking about this now.
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- Oh [bleep]
- No. [ Laughing ] I have!
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- Oh, don't think too hard.
- If you saw something in the sky,
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you wouldn't have to think
very long, darling.
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Now, hold on a minute.
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Yeah, I have a thought,
but you talking,
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I've lost my train of thought
now.
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- You...
- Rude.
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Okay.
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I have.
I lost my train of thought.
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I came up with a really good idea...
- No. No.
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...and it's gone.
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No, no, no.
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- Really?
- It was.
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You know if you've seen
a [bleep] foreign object
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that you can't explain.
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Oh, yeah. I know what it was.
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I have to go back to the...
Not the Romans.
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What was it before the Romans?
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- Egyptians? The Greeks?
- Egyptians. Egyptians.
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He knew it.
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What the [bleep] has that
got to do with the question?
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Just think. The Egyptians
were the first ones
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to have hot water.
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They were the first ones
to have wine, was it?
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- I don't think so.
- No?
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Well, anyway, they [bleep]
knew about the aliens.
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- Tell you what. Stroke your dog, darling.
- What?
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- That's an alien.
- [ Laughs ]
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You know, you guys
are both [bleep] aliens.
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[ Gasps ] It's Robert!
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Aw! - Oh, my!
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- See?
- The dogs are gonna get Robert.
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OZZY: [Bleep] that thing off.
It's bad luck, darling.
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No, it's not.
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My thing is with Bigfoot...
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Whenever you see a hunter
who is like,
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"Well, I was out there
in them there woods,
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and out of nowhere
comes Bigfoot,"
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I'm gonna [bleep] shoot it!
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♪♪
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[ Thunder crashes,
maniacal laughter ]
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♪♪
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Ooh!
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- Um...
- Yeah?
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We're gonna see
how the magic happens.
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We're actually walking down
to where we film,
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which is normally the theater
at my parents' house.
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[ Imitates ghost ]
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It's all spooky and ominous.
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- Spooky!
- But, yeah...
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- Spooky-dooky-doo!
- ...what used to be the theater
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is now a little mini TV studio
that we have creatively crafted.
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There is my dad
just eagerly awaiting.
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Hi, Dad.
246
00:10:28,662 --> 00:10:30,640
♪♪
247
00:10:30,664 --> 00:10:33,109
[ Thunder crashes,
maniacal laughter ]
248
00:10:33,133 --> 00:10:34,811
Moving on. Haunted dolls.
249
00:10:34,835 --> 00:10:36,679
You have quite an affinity
to haunting dolls...
250
00:10:36,703 --> 00:10:38,915
To haunted dolls, don't you?
251
00:10:38,939 --> 00:10:41,184
- Why?
- You like haunted dolls.
252
00:10:41,208 --> 00:10:43,753
Seeing as we've got them
all over the house.
253
00:10:43,777 --> 00:10:45,154
I might have something
here for you.
254
00:10:45,178 --> 00:10:46,522
Not him again.
255
00:10:46,546 --> 00:10:48,992
[ Gasps ] It's Robert!
256
00:10:49,016 --> 00:10:51,694
- Oh [bleep]
- There he is! There he is!
257
00:10:51,718 --> 00:10:53,563
- I tell you where Robert's going.
- Where?
258
00:10:53,587 --> 00:10:55,665
Robert's gonna be given
to the dogs.
259
00:10:55,689 --> 00:10:56,899
Nope! See?
260
00:10:56,923 --> 00:10:59,369
- The dogs are gonna get Robert.
- Hey.
261
00:10:59,393 --> 00:11:02,805
So, the legend goes,
with the actual Robert the Doll,
262
00:11:02,829 --> 00:11:06,909
is that it is cursed
by the spirit of his owner.
263
00:11:06,933 --> 00:11:08,544
OZZY: [Bleep] bad luck.
264
00:11:08,568 --> 00:11:09,579
[ Laughs ]
265
00:11:09,603 --> 00:11:11,414
You think it's [bleep] a joke.
266
00:11:11,438 --> 00:11:13,683
If you disrespect him,
make fun of him,
267
00:11:13,707 --> 00:11:15,284
take a picture without asking,
268
00:11:15,308 --> 00:11:18,254
or even handle him,
you will be cursed,
269
00:11:18,278 --> 00:11:21,312
and terrible things will begin
to happen in your life.
270
00:11:22,815 --> 00:11:26,095
We actually went to see
Robert the Doll in Key West,
271
00:11:26,119 --> 00:11:27,864
and it's the real
Robert the Doll,
272
00:11:27,888 --> 00:11:31,367
and, believe me, he is as frightening
in person as he is in pictures.
273
00:11:31,391 --> 00:11:34,303
- [Bleep] thing.
- Don't disrespect Bobby.
274
00:11:34,327 --> 00:11:36,673
So, Robert...
- [Bleep] that thing off.
275
00:11:36,697 --> 00:11:38,675
It's bad luck. - No, he's not.
276
00:11:38,699 --> 00:11:40,610
- It's bad luck!
- Alright.
277
00:11:40,634 --> 00:11:42,745
Well, we have a really...
- Look!
278
00:11:42,769 --> 00:11:44,714
Look at me! It ain't bad luck!
279
00:11:44,738 --> 00:11:47,650
You blew him up. Just saying.
It's your fault.
280
00:11:47,674 --> 00:11:49,819
You blew him up.
281
00:11:49,843 --> 00:11:51,821
If you hadn't blown him up.
That's all I'm saying.
282
00:11:51,845 --> 00:11:53,556
No, you shouldn't have
[bleep] around me.
283
00:11:53,580 --> 00:11:55,525
I told you he's bad luck,
and you...
284
00:11:55,549 --> 00:11:57,293
I respected him. I had a...
285
00:11:57,317 --> 00:11:59,095
See, now, you kept [bleep]
286
00:11:59,119 --> 00:12:02,131
I had a great year after that.
I got divorced.
287
00:12:02,155 --> 00:12:04,100
[ Laughter ]
288
00:12:04,124 --> 00:12:05,968
Any last words to Robert?
289
00:12:05,992 --> 00:12:07,937
Jack [bleep] that thing off.
290
00:12:07,961 --> 00:12:10,540
It's bad luck.
I keep telling you.
291
00:12:10,564 --> 00:12:12,709
You keep thinking
it's [bleep] not,
292
00:12:12,733 --> 00:12:14,777
but, listen,
look what I was saying.
293
00:12:14,801 --> 00:12:16,512
Just look what's gone on
with me.
294
00:12:16,536 --> 00:12:19,916
There has been an odd timeline
since you blew him up.
295
00:12:19,940 --> 00:12:21,117
I will give you that.
296
00:12:21,141 --> 00:12:23,052
Do you think
it's [bleep] a joke?
297
00:12:23,076 --> 00:12:24,387
Okay. I don't.
298
00:12:24,411 --> 00:12:25,922
No, you think it's [bleep]
a joke all along.
299
00:12:25,946 --> 00:12:27,623
I just can't tell when you're
joking about it anymore.
300
00:12:27,647 --> 00:12:30,526
All along, when we first
went to the [bleep] place...
301
00:12:30,550 --> 00:12:31,649
Uh-huh?
302
00:12:36,388 --> 00:12:38,968
- [Bleep] send it back.
- Let's do it.
303
00:12:38,992 --> 00:12:40,703
Going to FedEx today. - Really.
304
00:12:40,727 --> 00:12:42,572
Overnight it.
305
00:12:42,596 --> 00:12:45,108
Well, let's take a look
at this haunted doll.
306
00:12:45,132 --> 00:12:47,076
So, the theory
behind haunted dolls
307
00:12:47,100 --> 00:12:49,579
is that, you know, energy can...
308
00:12:49,603 --> 00:12:52,415
People's energy can transfer
into objects, things like that.
309
00:12:52,439 --> 00:12:54,016
It's kind of like...
310
00:12:54,040 --> 00:12:57,687
You know how if... You wear
a very specific cologne,
311
00:12:57,711 --> 00:12:59,956
and if you go into your closet
312
00:12:59,980 --> 00:13:02,625
and I grab out a T-shirt,
chances are, it smells like you.
313
00:13:02,649 --> 00:13:04,861
It's like an imprint
on that clothing.
314
00:13:04,885 --> 00:13:07,263
Energy, theoretically,
can do the same thing.
315
00:13:07,287 --> 00:13:09,832
And so, the thought is
that when people pass on,
316
00:13:09,856 --> 00:13:13,870
their energy can continue on
through an inanimate object.
317
00:13:13,894 --> 00:13:16,672
So, let's see what we got.
318
00:13:16,696 --> 00:13:19,442
WOMAN: I'm sitting here
filming my daughter's doll.
319
00:13:19,466 --> 00:13:22,311
This lady in Pennsylvania
bought this doll
320
00:13:22,335 --> 00:13:25,681
from some second-hand shop
or flea market.
321
00:13:25,705 --> 00:13:29,452
And, eventually, it started
moving on its own.
322
00:13:29,476 --> 00:13:32,622
Nothing really precious
or special about it,
323
00:13:32,646 --> 00:13:35,124
but it just has
this feeling about it.
324
00:13:35,148 --> 00:13:39,962
And I'm just gonna sit here
on my steps and record it
325
00:13:39,986 --> 00:13:42,999
and see if maybe
she'll do something for us.
326
00:13:43,023 --> 00:13:45,356
Careful what you wish for.
327
00:13:46,592 --> 00:13:48,004
Whoa.
328
00:13:48,028 --> 00:13:49,572
Did you guys just see that?
329
00:13:49,596 --> 00:13:51,507
- No.
- Chair is moving.
330
00:13:51,531 --> 00:13:53,609
- Where?
- Chair's rocking.
331
00:13:53,633 --> 00:13:55,778
WOMAN: Are you seeing this?
332
00:13:55,802 --> 00:13:58,314
This is some freaky [bleep]
333
00:13:58,338 --> 00:13:59,882
Look at it.
334
00:13:59,906 --> 00:14:02,118
Oh, I'm about to run.
335
00:14:02,142 --> 00:14:04,153
What the hell?
336
00:14:04,177 --> 00:14:06,155
♪♪
337
00:14:06,179 --> 00:14:07,456
Aah! [Bleep]
338
00:14:07,480 --> 00:14:09,158
MAN: Whoa, what the [bleep]
339
00:14:09,182 --> 00:14:11,227
[ Imitates ghost ]
340
00:14:11,251 --> 00:14:12,962
What do you think?
341
00:14:12,986 --> 00:14:15,331
It could have been triggered
by somebody. Couldn't it?
342
00:14:15,355 --> 00:14:17,333
Or it could be windy
in the room.
343
00:14:17,357 --> 00:14:19,135
- It could be, but it's worth investigating.
- But...
344
00:14:19,159 --> 00:14:20,503
Yeah.
345
00:14:20,527 --> 00:14:22,104
You know, in England,
we did have a bunch
346
00:14:22,128 --> 00:14:23,806
of, like, old,
antique, weird dolls.
347
00:14:23,830 --> 00:14:25,374
- Yeah, a lot of them.
- Did you guys ever see...
348
00:14:25,398 --> 00:14:26,909
Have anything weird with them?
349
00:14:26,933 --> 00:14:28,311
- No.
- No.
350
00:14:28,335 --> 00:14:30,980
Do you remember we used to have
loads of them up on your floor?
351
00:14:31,004 --> 00:14:33,049
Yeah, and they were always
terrifying to me.
352
00:14:33,073 --> 00:14:35,153
- Really?
- I just hated it. I just didn't like them.
353
00:14:38,844 --> 00:14:41,958
The shark fish. Oh, the fish
that jumped out of the tank.
354
00:14:41,982 --> 00:14:44,694
Yeah.
- It used to do this to the top of the tank.
355
00:14:44,718 --> 00:14:47,897
Yeah, it would look at me at
night, just bobbing, wanting me.
356
00:14:47,921 --> 00:14:50,399
Didn't we give it to, um...
357
00:14:50,423 --> 00:14:54,570
If you keep on asking
about [bleep] aquariums,
358
00:14:54,594 --> 00:14:56,672
we're never
gonna get through this.
359
00:14:56,696 --> 00:14:58,975
[ Laughter ]
360
00:14:58,999 --> 00:15:00,710
Alright, so, have you guys
ever heard
361
00:15:00,734 --> 00:15:03,913
of the kind of
"glitch in the Matrix" theory?
362
00:15:03,937 --> 00:15:06,916
I don't understand anything
about the [bleep] "Matrix."
363
00:15:06,940 --> 00:15:08,651
Okay, so...
364
00:15:08,675 --> 00:15:11,153
You swirl around in long,
big leather coats
365
00:15:11,177 --> 00:15:13,522
and write numbers
all over walls.
366
00:15:13,546 --> 00:15:15,191
- Uh... sort of.
- Yeah. Yeah.
367
00:15:15,215 --> 00:15:17,126
Okay, so, the glitch
in the "Matrix" is that...
368
00:15:17,150 --> 00:15:19,362
Well, the theory is that
we're actually living
369
00:15:19,386 --> 00:15:21,731
in some kind of hologram,
370
00:15:21,755 --> 00:15:24,166
we're not really even here,
371
00:15:24,190 --> 00:15:25,868
we're living in a video game
372
00:15:25,892 --> 00:15:28,237
and that sometimes, it glitches.
373
00:15:28,261 --> 00:15:30,673
And people have caught things
on camera
374
00:15:30,697 --> 00:15:33,809
which, by all accounts,
unexplainable.
375
00:15:33,833 --> 00:15:38,147
The footage we're gonna see
is of a dog
376
00:15:38,171 --> 00:15:40,349
that the guy who films it
377
00:15:40,373 --> 00:15:43,853
believes is a glitch
in the Matrix.
378
00:15:43,877 --> 00:15:46,522
So, let's get glitchy.
379
00:15:46,546 --> 00:15:48,858
♪♪
380
00:15:48,882 --> 00:15:52,862
This guy takes out his garbage
and comes back to this.
381
00:15:52,886 --> 00:15:54,864
Could you imagine?
382
00:15:54,888 --> 00:15:56,565
Where was it?
383
00:15:56,589 --> 00:15:58,601
This took place in the Ukraine.
384
00:15:58,625 --> 00:16:00,836
♪♪
385
00:16:00,860 --> 00:16:04,941
His dog is literally
frozen still in the hallway.
386
00:16:04,965 --> 00:16:07,176
No signs of life.
387
00:16:07,200 --> 00:16:09,345
That's [bleep] weird.
388
00:16:09,369 --> 00:16:12,882
Look at it. It's standing still.
389
00:16:12,906 --> 00:16:15,451
He's right next to it.
390
00:16:15,475 --> 00:16:17,386
You can't even see the dog
wagging its tail,
391
00:16:17,410 --> 00:16:19,121
moving his head, breathing.
392
00:16:19,145 --> 00:16:21,390
It's literally frozen.
393
00:16:21,414 --> 00:16:23,492
[ Man laughs ]
394
00:16:23,516 --> 00:16:25,828
And when his owner touches him,
395
00:16:25,852 --> 00:16:28,152
the dog just, like,
comes back to life.
396
00:16:29,355 --> 00:16:31,467
Actually, now that
I think about it,
397
00:16:31,491 --> 00:16:33,803
Bella might be in the Matrix
right now.
398
00:16:33,827 --> 00:16:35,538
And Dad, too.
399
00:16:35,562 --> 00:16:38,307
[ Laughter ]
400
00:16:38,331 --> 00:16:40,209
Thoughts?
401
00:16:40,233 --> 00:16:42,712
He's just standing still.
I think...
402
00:16:42,736 --> 00:16:46,148
The dog's not got a leather coat
on, and there's no numbers.
403
00:16:46,172 --> 00:16:48,184
[ Laughter ]
404
00:16:48,208 --> 00:16:49,885
Alright. I mean,
but, like, I went,
405
00:16:49,909 --> 00:16:51,721
"Okay, could the dog be having
some kind of seizure?"
406
00:16:51,745 --> 00:16:53,522
But usually, when a dog
has a seizure, they'll collapse.
407
00:16:53,546 --> 00:16:55,291
- Yeah, or shake.
- Yeah, and then I was like...
408
00:16:55,315 --> 00:16:57,093
- You could explain that, couldn't you?
- Yeah.
409
00:16:57,117 --> 00:17:01,130
I mean, I just think it's odd
that it was just like, "Brr,"
410
00:17:01,154 --> 00:17:03,699
and just not moving,
like, mid-step.
411
00:17:03,723 --> 00:17:05,501
Dogs don't... I mean,
you guys have a billion dogs.
412
00:17:05,525 --> 00:17:07,803
They don't do that.
- No, they don't.
413
00:17:07,827 --> 00:17:10,940
What do you think?
Matrix? No Matrix?
414
00:17:10,964 --> 00:17:14,010
I don't know.
When I understand "The Matrix,"
415
00:17:14,034 --> 00:17:16,112
then I'll let you know. - Okay.
416
00:17:16,136 --> 00:17:19,181
I mean, Elon Musk thinks
that there's, like, a...
417
00:17:19,205 --> 00:17:25,187
He goes, "There's like
a 1 in like 99 billion
418
00:17:25,211 --> 00:17:28,157
that we're not in
some kind of simulation."
419
00:17:28,181 --> 00:17:29,825
So, he's basically, like,
420
00:17:29,849 --> 00:17:32,750
absolutely positive
we're in a simulation.
421
00:17:36,055 --> 00:17:38,234
Alright, so,
this is an aeroplane
422
00:17:38,258 --> 00:17:42,671
which, by all accounts,
is flying but not moving.
423
00:17:42,695 --> 00:17:47,243
And the same question...
Is it stuck in the Matrix?
424
00:17:47,267 --> 00:17:49,945
MAN: That plane looks like
it's just hovering.
425
00:17:49,969 --> 00:17:54,050
Okay, so, this one takes place
just outside of Dallas.
426
00:17:54,074 --> 00:17:57,820
This guy's driving,
and he saw this.
427
00:17:57,844 --> 00:18:00,089
Look at it. For real.
428
00:18:00,113 --> 00:18:02,158
It looks like it's just
kind of hovering there.
429
00:18:02,182 --> 00:18:04,560
Looks like a big one, as well.
430
00:18:04,584 --> 00:18:06,962
♪♪
431
00:18:06,986 --> 00:18:09,865
Wow. I almost want to stop
on the side of the road
432
00:18:09,889 --> 00:18:12,468
to see if we can see.
433
00:18:12,492 --> 00:18:16,505
It's that you're traveling.
The plane's traveling.
434
00:18:16,529 --> 00:18:19,175
It's an optical illusion.
435
00:18:19,199 --> 00:18:21,210
So, it's basically, as it's
coming towards you,
436
00:18:21,234 --> 00:18:23,212
you're coming towards it,
and it just appears
437
00:18:23,236 --> 00:18:24,980
like it's stationary.
438
00:18:25,004 --> 00:18:26,849
This can all be explained.
439
00:18:26,873 --> 00:18:31,187
♪♪
440
00:18:31,211 --> 00:18:34,156
Do you guys think we could
be living in a hologram
441
00:18:34,180 --> 00:18:35,691
or hallucination
or some kind of weird...
442
00:18:35,715 --> 00:18:38,561
Was that near that triangle?
443
00:18:38,585 --> 00:18:41,030
Oh, my God!
444
00:18:41,054 --> 00:18:42,865
What is the triangle called?
445
00:18:42,889 --> 00:18:44,834
- The Bermuda Triangle?
- Is it near there, no?
446
00:18:44,858 --> 00:18:46,135
No.
447
00:18:46,159 --> 00:18:49,171
Okay, and then
this is another one.
448
00:18:49,195 --> 00:18:51,874
This one is very odd.
449
00:18:51,898 --> 00:18:54,543
Is it... Oh, okay.
450
00:18:54,567 --> 00:18:56,412
- It's still the Matrix.
- Okay.
451
00:18:56,436 --> 00:18:58,180
- And it's with a bird.
- Okay.
452
00:18:58,204 --> 00:19:00,483
And it took place in California.
453
00:19:00,507 --> 00:19:02,685
♪♪
454
00:19:02,709 --> 00:19:06,088
OZZY: It's something to do
with, like, the horizon.
455
00:19:06,112 --> 00:19:09,158
But look at that. That's a bird
just, like, floating in the air.
456
00:19:09,182 --> 00:19:11,594
- Had a stroke.
- Okay, it had a stroke midair,
457
00:19:11,618 --> 00:19:13,963
but why is it just hovering?
458
00:19:13,987 --> 00:19:16,799
OZZY: That's [bleep] weird.
459
00:19:16,823 --> 00:19:18,801
Do they show you it landing?
460
00:19:18,825 --> 00:19:20,402
- No, just 'cause he's on the freeway.
- Oh.
461
00:19:20,426 --> 00:19:23,539
It was... It's called
an oomagoolie bird.
462
00:19:23,563 --> 00:19:27,042
It goes, whack, "Oomagoolie!"
463
00:19:27,066 --> 00:19:30,946
Oomagoolie? What the [bleep]
are you talking about?
464
00:19:30,970 --> 00:19:34,116
You've got an oomagoolie
in your ear.
465
00:19:34,140 --> 00:19:36,886
Okay, then.
Well, as far as the Matrix goes,
466
00:19:36,910 --> 00:19:40,055
I think it's safe to say that
these two just don't get it.
467
00:19:40,079 --> 00:19:42,191
Was it the Greeks
or the Egyptians
468
00:19:42,215 --> 00:19:43,792
that came up with it first?
469
00:19:43,816 --> 00:19:45,661
- What? What are you talking about?
- Who gives a [bleep]
470
00:19:45,685 --> 00:19:48,998
- Aliens!
- They could have been [bleep] smoking dope!
471
00:19:49,022 --> 00:19:51,867
♪♪
472
00:19:51,891 --> 00:19:54,125
[ Thunder crashes,
maniacal laughter ]
473
00:19:55,928 --> 00:19:59,542
♪♪
474
00:19:59,566 --> 00:20:01,944
SHARON: My little Bella!
475
00:20:01,968 --> 00:20:04,013
- Alrighty.
- Do you want to believe?
476
00:20:04,037 --> 00:20:07,016
- Do you believe in them?
- I don't think it's so black-and-white.
477
00:20:07,040 --> 00:20:09,685
- Like the moon?
- What the [bleep] does that mean?
478
00:20:09,709 --> 00:20:12,054
It's a full moon in our house
all the [bleep] time.
479
00:20:12,078 --> 00:20:13,923
It's 'cause someone's
always got their pants down.
480
00:20:13,947 --> 00:20:15,124
Let's go!
481
00:20:15,148 --> 00:20:17,626
♪♪
482
00:20:17,650 --> 00:20:20,396
[ Thunder crashes,
maniacal laughter ]
483
00:20:20,420 --> 00:20:23,732
Alright, so, these next clips
are a series of UFOs
484
00:20:23,756 --> 00:20:25,668
captured on camera
485
00:20:25,692 --> 00:20:28,971
by just random Joe Member
of the Public.
486
00:20:28,995 --> 00:20:31,407
However, they're in different
parts of the world.
487
00:20:31,431 --> 00:20:34,243
So, this first clip
is from Crimea.
488
00:20:34,267 --> 00:20:37,947
♪♪
489
00:20:37,971 --> 00:20:41,617
This cluster of UFOs was spotted
in three different places,
490
00:20:41,641 --> 00:20:46,956
all in Crimea, all in the same
night at different times.
491
00:20:46,980 --> 00:20:49,091
♪♪
492
00:20:49,115 --> 00:20:53,217
And this one here you see
is in Kerch, a city in Crimea.
493
00:20:55,053 --> 00:20:57,166
And this one takes place
in Hlazivka,
494
00:20:57,190 --> 00:21:01,459
and it's the same six UFOs,
just from a different angle.
495
00:21:02,861 --> 00:21:05,407
And the last sighting
is also in Kerch,
496
00:21:05,431 --> 00:21:07,665
just a little further away.
497
00:21:08,900 --> 00:21:11,146
Now, here's the strange part.
498
00:21:11,170 --> 00:21:13,816
A few weeks before
those sightings,
499
00:21:13,840 --> 00:21:17,686
an almost identical set
of lights was seen in Ohio.
500
00:21:17,710 --> 00:21:20,489
What do you think?
501
00:21:20,513 --> 00:21:23,125
Why are they all near
electrical poles?
502
00:21:23,149 --> 00:21:27,296
Because that's what...
Because...
503
00:21:27,320 --> 00:21:30,165
No. Why are they near
electrical poles?
504
00:21:30,189 --> 00:21:33,936
In different countries, you can
see them by an electrical pole.
505
00:21:33,960 --> 00:21:36,672
That's an, actually,
interesting theory.
506
00:21:36,696 --> 00:21:38,207
- Thank you.
- I wonder.
507
00:21:38,231 --> 00:21:39,575
I wonder, is it...
But then you go,
508
00:21:39,599 --> 00:21:41,210
"Is it just because
they're in cities
509
00:21:41,234 --> 00:21:42,978
and there's electrical poles
all over cities?"
510
00:21:43,002 --> 00:21:44,780
No, but there's not that many,
is it?
511
00:21:44,804 --> 00:21:46,782
And where is...
- There's not that many?
512
00:21:46,806 --> 00:21:49,018
Hold on! Where's Cri...
- [Bleep]
513
00:21:49,042 --> 00:21:50,686
- Kir... Crimea.
- Crimea. It's in Europe.
514
00:21:50,710 --> 00:21:52,688
- And where's...
- But here's the thing.
515
00:21:52,712 --> 00:21:54,790
So, those are in Ukraine,
then there's one in America.
516
00:21:54,814 --> 00:21:58,394
And in this one, in England,
it appeared online
517
00:21:58,418 --> 00:22:00,562
and said it was in Idaho,
518
00:22:00,586 --> 00:22:02,464
when, actually, it's in the UK.
519
00:22:02,488 --> 00:22:05,868
And it's of a UFO,
or multiple UFO sightings,
520
00:22:05,892 --> 00:22:08,804
and it went on
for like 40 minutes.
521
00:22:08,828 --> 00:22:12,308
So, why did it say it was
in Idaho and it was in England?
522
00:22:12,332 --> 00:22:14,009
'Cause they were embarrassed.
523
00:22:14,033 --> 00:22:16,378
No, I guess someone
stole the clip...
524
00:22:16,402 --> 00:22:18,514
- Go on. Next.
- ...and then said it was in Idaho.
525
00:22:18,538 --> 00:22:22,384
But it wasn't. You know, we
found the people in England, and...
526
00:22:22,408 --> 00:22:25,688
Alright, I bet you
it's by an electrical pole.
527
00:22:25,712 --> 00:22:28,946
Every country's
got electrical poles.
528
00:22:30,349 --> 00:22:32,328
No electrical poles.
529
00:22:32,352 --> 00:22:34,897
[ Laughs ]
530
00:22:34,921 --> 00:22:37,266
- You don't see them now, look.
- No electrical poles.
531
00:22:37,290 --> 00:22:41,192
No electrical poles.
My theory's been thrown out.
532
00:22:42,394 --> 00:22:45,107
This guy at first thought
it was helicopters
533
00:22:45,131 --> 00:22:47,865
but then realized
there was no noise at all.
534
00:22:49,267 --> 00:22:52,247
They didn't seem to move closer
to him or further away.
535
00:22:52,271 --> 00:22:55,484
They were just hovering
in the distance the whole time.
536
00:22:55,508 --> 00:22:57,286
But they did start to blink.
537
00:22:57,310 --> 00:22:58,887
Like, they were flashing
on and off.
538
00:22:58,911 --> 00:23:00,723
OZZY: Looks like it, yeah.
539
00:23:00,747 --> 00:23:03,692
Some would disappear,
then reappear.
540
00:23:03,716 --> 00:23:05,728
Look at that.
541
00:23:05,752 --> 00:23:07,963
They're fireflies.
542
00:23:07,987 --> 00:23:10,733
B-1s. Little green men.
543
00:23:10,757 --> 00:23:12,234
What do you think?
544
00:23:12,258 --> 00:23:16,538
What's always amazed me...
If they are from another planet,
545
00:23:16,562 --> 00:23:19,308
these things, what would they
want to come here for?
546
00:23:19,332 --> 00:23:22,044
Resources.
We've got lots of water.
547
00:23:22,068 --> 00:23:24,980
When we can't even get on
with each other, let alone...
548
00:23:25,004 --> 00:23:26,615
That's why they don't want
anything to do with us.
549
00:23:26,639 --> 00:23:28,183
They're just like, "Look at
these [bleep] lunatics."
550
00:23:28,207 --> 00:23:31,820
Okay, is there people
that can look at that picture...
551
00:23:31,844 --> 00:23:35,023
Say it's in a photograph,
you take a photograph of that...
552
00:23:35,047 --> 00:23:38,427
And they can measure to the...
553
00:23:38,451 --> 00:23:40,662
How big they think
those lights are across?
554
00:23:40,686 --> 00:23:42,431
Yes, there are. Yes.
555
00:23:42,455 --> 00:23:44,433
There are ways to do that,
sort of.
556
00:23:44,457 --> 00:23:46,235
As long as you have
some kind of reference.
557
00:23:46,259 --> 00:23:47,803
- Right.
- So, like...
558
00:23:47,827 --> 00:23:49,538
But it's hard with...
559
00:23:49,562 --> 00:23:51,907
When you zoom in, it's hard
because you lose depth.
560
00:23:51,931 --> 00:23:54,610
Would it be very difficult
to, like...
561
00:23:54,634 --> 00:23:56,845
- To hoax? Make a hoax of that? Like, fake it?
- Yeah.
562
00:23:56,869 --> 00:24:03,018
You could, but you can tell
a lot of times in raw files.
563
00:24:03,042 --> 00:24:05,020
Like, if I were to just
send you something
564
00:24:05,044 --> 00:24:06,422
I recorded off my phone...
- We watched a program,
565
00:24:06,446 --> 00:24:11,059
and out of like 200 sightings,
566
00:24:11,083 --> 00:24:14,897
there's about 5
that they can't explain.
567
00:24:14,921 --> 00:24:18,300
But I think it's odd, though,
that it looks almost identical
568
00:24:18,324 --> 00:24:20,102
to what was filmed in Ukraine...
- Yeah. Yeah.
569
00:24:20,126 --> 00:24:21,370
...America.
570
00:24:21,394 --> 00:24:24,306
Like, this is clearly
a phenomenon occurring.
571
00:24:24,330 --> 00:24:27,009
- That looked pretty legitimate.
- Yeah.
572
00:24:27,033 --> 00:24:30,546
I mean, all those people can't
all be faking the same thing.
573
00:24:30,570 --> 00:24:32,147
Yeah.
574
00:24:32,171 --> 00:24:33,715
But people have been doing that
575
00:24:33,739 --> 00:24:35,851
since they started
with photography.
576
00:24:35,875 --> 00:24:38,220
Do you remember the one with the fairies?
- Fairies, yeah.
577
00:24:38,244 --> 00:24:40,856
Right? That was, like, the turn
of the century, right?
578
00:24:40,880 --> 00:24:43,992
And, like...
- Yeah, but... but, Sharon, uh,
579
00:24:44,016 --> 00:24:48,831
it's only in the last century
UFOs have been sighted.
580
00:24:48,855 --> 00:24:50,599
Well, some people think
581
00:24:50,623 --> 00:24:52,468
they've been sighted
for thousands of years.
582
00:24:52,492 --> 00:24:54,169
Oh, in Egyptian times,
583
00:24:54,193 --> 00:24:56,238
they thought
that some of those pictures
584
00:24:56,262 --> 00:24:58,173
were meant to be UFOs and things.
- Yep.
585
00:24:58,197 --> 00:25:00,476
- The paintings on the walls and that.
- Yeah.
586
00:25:00,500 --> 00:25:03,679
Was it the Greeks
or the Egyptians
587
00:25:03,703 --> 00:25:06,315
that came up with it first?
- What? What are you talking about? With aliens?
588
00:25:06,339 --> 00:25:07,816
- Who gives a [bleep]
- Aliens!
589
00:25:07,840 --> 00:25:10,419
I think... I think Egypt
590
00:25:10,443 --> 00:25:13,622
predates Ancient Greece,
I think.
591
00:25:13,646 --> 00:25:16,124
Or was it... Were they kind of similar time periods?
- It could have been in Babylon.
592
00:25:16,148 --> 00:25:19,027
It was, like, Babylonia
and, like, Mesopotamia.
593
00:25:19,051 --> 00:25:20,128
What was the question?
594
00:25:20,152 --> 00:25:23,432
Because they had drawings
in their...
595
00:25:23,456 --> 00:25:26,869
- Temples.
- ...temples and wherever of aliens.
596
00:25:26,893 --> 00:25:30,539
They could have been
[bleep] smoking dope!
597
00:25:30,563 --> 00:25:33,575
Drugs was very common back then.
598
00:25:33,599 --> 00:25:34,776
'Cause they just didn't
realize it.
599
00:25:34,800 --> 00:25:36,345
So if you...
That's what we do now.
600
00:25:36,369 --> 00:25:38,580
We used to go,
"Let's swallow this pill.
601
00:25:38,604 --> 00:25:40,716
Let's see aliens."
- You want to hear something interesting?
602
00:25:40,740 --> 00:25:43,085
There's a theory called
the "stoned ape" theory,
603
00:25:43,109 --> 00:25:45,754
which essentially says
604
00:25:45,778 --> 00:25:49,925
that human evolution
occurred at such a rapid rate
605
00:25:49,949 --> 00:25:52,861
because whatever
our ancestors were,
606
00:25:52,885 --> 00:25:55,197
were, you know,
kind of caveman-y,
607
00:25:55,221 --> 00:25:57,432
like, Cro-Magnon, whatever,
608
00:25:57,456 --> 00:26:01,103
they think that they were eating
a lot of magic mushrooms.
609
00:26:01,127 --> 00:26:03,071
- Hmm. Hmm.
- Huh.
610
00:26:03,095 --> 00:26:07,676
Dad, you have experimented with
hallucinogenics in your life.
611
00:26:07,700 --> 00:26:09,044
Somewhat.
612
00:26:09,068 --> 00:26:11,647
Did you ever question
the reality
613
00:26:11,671 --> 00:26:13,015
in which that we live in?
614
00:26:13,039 --> 00:26:14,816
Every day.
615
00:26:14,840 --> 00:26:16,885
Okay. 'Cause there is...
616
00:26:16,909 --> 00:26:18,687
Still do.
617
00:26:18,711 --> 00:26:20,656
[ Slurps ]
618
00:26:20,680 --> 00:26:23,191
Uh-huh. Alright, that works.
619
00:26:23,215 --> 00:26:27,296
Unless I see somebody
coming in, singing and dancing.
620
00:26:27,320 --> 00:26:29,031
- They have to be singing and dancing?
- Absolutely.
621
00:26:29,055 --> 00:26:30,732
They have to be like,
"I'm here!"
622
00:26:30,756 --> 00:26:33,068
- Are they, like, an old vaudeville act, though?
- Exactly.
623
00:26:33,092 --> 00:26:34,536
♪ Hello, my darlin' ♪
624
00:26:34,560 --> 00:26:37,072
Come on. Let's go.
625
00:26:37,096 --> 00:26:39,141
My eyes! My eyes!
626
00:26:39,165 --> 00:26:41,310
- Yeah, we've got...
- They're killin' me!
627
00:26:41,334 --> 00:26:43,779
- Have any of you ever seen a ghost?
- No.
628
00:26:43,803 --> 00:26:45,269
Nope.
629
00:26:46,438 --> 00:26:49,217
I've never seen a ghost,
but I've ghosted some [bleep]
630
00:26:49,241 --> 00:26:51,153
[ Laughter ]
631
00:26:51,177 --> 00:26:53,322
♪♪
632
00:26:53,346 --> 00:26:55,579
[ Thunder crashes,
maniacal laughter ]
633
00:26:57,449 --> 00:27:02,364
♪♪
634
00:27:02,388 --> 00:27:03,899
Okay.
635
00:27:03,923 --> 00:27:05,400
They want to believe,
and I have the evidence
636
00:27:05,424 --> 00:27:08,337
that will open their minds and
freak them out in the process.
637
00:27:08,361 --> 00:27:10,138
WOMAN: When you do
your cold reads like that,
638
00:27:10,162 --> 00:27:12,274
do you sound a little like,
"See"?
639
00:27:12,298 --> 00:27:14,910
- Yeah.
- "Ha, see? Mom and Dad want to"...
640
00:27:14,934 --> 00:27:16,612
[ Laughter ]
641
00:27:16,636 --> 00:27:18,981
Like, what happened to that
accent? Did it just go out of vogue?
642
00:27:19,005 --> 00:27:20,482
- Yeah.
- I guess so.
643
00:27:20,506 --> 00:27:22,451
"Let's bring it back, see?
644
00:27:22,475 --> 00:27:24,620
I'm just gonna start
talking like this."
645
00:27:24,644 --> 00:27:27,756
♪♪
646
00:27:27,780 --> 00:27:30,125
[ Thunder crashes,
maniacal laughter ]
647
00:27:30,149 --> 00:27:33,829
Okay, so, this next clip is...
Well, before I go into it,
648
00:27:33,853 --> 00:27:35,797
do you guys know
what a poltergeist is?
649
00:27:35,821 --> 00:27:37,499
Have you guys ever seen...
- Yeah, yeah, I had a friend in school
650
00:27:37,523 --> 00:27:39,401
that had a poltergeist
in his house.
651
00:27:39,425 --> 00:27:41,570
I've actually got three of them.
652
00:27:41,594 --> 00:27:43,338
- Really? Aah!
- Mm.
653
00:27:43,362 --> 00:27:45,807
I've got f...
I-I've got four of 'em.
654
00:27:45,831 --> 00:27:47,542
Oh.
655
00:27:47,566 --> 00:27:51,046
Including the missus. She throws
a few things around, you know?
656
00:27:51,070 --> 00:27:53,015
That's right, yeah.
If anyone's a poltergeist,
657
00:27:53,039 --> 00:27:55,684
it's you two
throwing [bleep] around.
658
00:27:55,708 --> 00:27:58,654
Alright, so, this is a clip
659
00:27:58,678 --> 00:28:02,591
where a poltergeist gets
a little bit too crazy.
660
00:28:02,615 --> 00:28:04,393
Here we go.
661
00:28:04,417 --> 00:28:07,195
So, this took place
at a house in Illinois.
662
00:28:07,219 --> 00:28:09,264
It started off,
innocently enough,
663
00:28:09,288 --> 00:28:11,755
when the faucet
turned on by itself.
664
00:28:13,158 --> 00:28:15,504
Then some toys
moved on their own.
665
00:28:15,528 --> 00:28:17,706
That's [bleep] weird.
666
00:28:17,730 --> 00:28:19,808
I agree.
667
00:28:19,832 --> 00:28:21,977
♪♪
668
00:28:22,001 --> 00:28:25,614
This is even crazier.
Watch the doll in the box.
669
00:28:25,638 --> 00:28:28,016
That's very weird.
670
00:28:28,040 --> 00:28:31,753
He also captured the front door
opening completely on its own.
671
00:28:31,777 --> 00:28:34,156
Wow!
672
00:28:34,180 --> 00:28:36,246
[ Door creaking ]
673
00:28:37,348 --> 00:28:40,896
But the most frightening
thing of all was this.
674
00:28:40,920 --> 00:28:43,198
You see that oven mitt?
675
00:28:43,222 --> 00:28:45,233
Something takes it off the hook
676
00:28:45,257 --> 00:28:47,502
and moves it
on top of the stove.
677
00:28:47,526 --> 00:28:51,673
♪♪
678
00:28:51,697 --> 00:28:53,975
And then here's where
it goes off the rails.
679
00:28:53,999 --> 00:28:58,780
Something turns the stove on and
lights the oven mitt on fire.
680
00:28:58,804 --> 00:29:01,383
- Look at that!
- Can we just see it again?
681
00:29:01,407 --> 00:29:03,719
'Cause I... - Yeah.
682
00:29:03,743 --> 00:29:07,089
Nothing near the knob.
Nobody is around.
683
00:29:07,113 --> 00:29:09,157
Something turned it.
684
00:29:09,181 --> 00:29:11,193
♪♪
685
00:29:11,217 --> 00:29:13,128
That's [bleep] very weird.
686
00:29:13,152 --> 00:29:15,230
Isn't that creepy?
687
00:29:15,254 --> 00:29:18,233
My thing is, like, okay, some of
that stuff could have been faked.
688
00:29:18,257 --> 00:29:20,102
If I saw that, I [bleep]...
689
00:29:20,126 --> 00:29:23,371
I'd see one thing move,
I'd be out the [bleep] door.
690
00:29:23,395 --> 00:29:25,140
You know what got me
thinking about?
691
00:29:25,164 --> 00:29:27,709
All the weird fires
we had at Welders.
692
00:29:27,733 --> 00:29:29,478
Oh, no, no, no.
693
00:29:29,502 --> 00:29:31,880
They weren't [bleep]
set by poltergeists.
694
00:29:31,904 --> 00:29:34,516
- I don't know.
- That was people [bleep] not blowing candles out.
695
00:29:34,540 --> 00:29:36,685
Do you remember
when somebody said,
696
00:29:36,709 --> 00:29:39,154
"A ghost stole my wedding ring"?
697
00:29:39,178 --> 00:29:40,355
Yeah.
698
00:29:40,379 --> 00:29:42,791
We're gonna move on
from that conversation.
699
00:29:42,815 --> 00:29:44,993
- But do you remember? Yeah.
- Yeah. Yeah.
700
00:29:45,017 --> 00:29:46,561
But, like, Welders, though,
701
00:29:46,585 --> 00:29:49,631
had two really weird fires
that were just kind of...
702
00:29:49,655 --> 00:29:51,399
Yeah, but someone...
You know why?
703
00:29:51,423 --> 00:29:55,504
Because somebody has got a thing
about [bleep] candles.
704
00:29:55,528 --> 00:30:00,408
She got to light the candles
all around the [bleep] house,
705
00:30:00,432 --> 00:30:03,845
and she doesn't turn into a puff
of smoke and start going...
706
00:30:03,869 --> 00:30:05,413
[ Imitates ghost ]
707
00:30:05,437 --> 00:30:07,616
She should go [blows] at night
before she goes to bed.
708
00:30:07,640 --> 00:30:09,651
No, I'm... I'm the only person
709
00:30:09,675 --> 00:30:12,087
that puts a fire out
with magazines.
710
00:30:12,111 --> 00:30:13,121
Yeah.
711
00:30:13,145 --> 00:30:15,123
- [ Laughs ]
- [ Laughs ]
712
00:30:15,147 --> 00:30:17,592
So, do you guys think
those clips are...
713
00:30:17,616 --> 00:30:19,561
Do you think that's...
Do you think that's real?
714
00:30:19,585 --> 00:30:21,496
It looked pretty real to me.
715
00:30:21,520 --> 00:30:23,098
I see skepticism in Mum's eyes.
716
00:30:23,122 --> 00:30:25,066
There's a frow brow.
- No, no, no.
717
00:30:25,090 --> 00:30:27,602
I want to see the whole
kit and caboodle
718
00:30:27,626 --> 00:30:29,371
before I make my decision.
719
00:30:29,395 --> 00:30:31,840
Now, if you were in the house,
Mrs. O...
720
00:30:31,864 --> 00:30:34,142
- Yes?
- ...and things like that happened...
721
00:30:34,166 --> 00:30:35,143
- Yes?
- ...what would you do?
722
00:30:35,167 --> 00:30:37,779
Would you hang around?
- No. No, no, no.
723
00:30:37,803 --> 00:30:39,948
I would just have seen
that doll moving,
724
00:30:39,972 --> 00:30:41,316
and I would have been gone.
725
00:30:41,340 --> 00:30:43,518
I'd have been on a plane
to another country.
726
00:30:43,542 --> 00:30:45,053
- Oh [bleep]
- Forget it.
727
00:30:45,077 --> 00:30:48,256
I mean, it would really
interest me to witness it.
728
00:30:48,280 --> 00:30:51,159
Alright, so, while we are
on the subject of poltergeists,
729
00:30:51,183 --> 00:30:54,296
we have some that we...
While filming my show,
730
00:30:54,320 --> 00:30:56,731
there's a place called
the Twin City Opera House
731
00:30:56,755 --> 00:30:59,367
in McConnelsville, Ohio.
732
00:30:59,391 --> 00:31:02,270
And at the time,
when this happened,
733
00:31:02,294 --> 00:31:03,839
we didn't realize what it was.
734
00:31:03,863 --> 00:31:05,907
Our producer,
who was very kind of...
735
00:31:05,931 --> 00:31:07,876
Didn't really want
to disrupt a scene,
736
00:31:07,900 --> 00:31:10,178
he just kind of went,
"Oh, I got pushed."
737
00:31:10,202 --> 00:31:12,414
And then when we watched
the footage back,
738
00:31:12,438 --> 00:31:14,983
it's really, really, like...
He just sat.
739
00:31:15,007 --> 00:31:16,685
You'll see.
740
00:31:16,709 --> 00:31:19,487
So, the reason we went here
in the first place
741
00:31:19,511 --> 00:31:21,256
is because this opera house
742
00:31:21,280 --> 00:31:24,559
has had a long history
of paranormal activity.
743
00:31:24,583 --> 00:31:26,595
♪♪
744
00:31:26,619 --> 00:31:30,365
Do you ever get bad smells
when you go to these places?
745
00:31:30,389 --> 00:31:33,668
Yeah. Yeah. I mean, it's...
But you don't know,
746
00:31:33,692 --> 00:31:35,337
is it just 'cause it's an old,
run-down building
747
00:31:35,361 --> 00:31:36,638
with, like [bleep] pipes,
748
00:31:36,662 --> 00:31:38,506
or is it 'cause, you know,
749
00:31:38,530 --> 00:31:40,942
Beelzebub's taken a [bleep]
in the corner?
750
00:31:40,966 --> 00:31:42,611
You never know.
751
00:31:42,635 --> 00:31:44,079
[ Laughs ]
752
00:31:44,103 --> 00:31:48,283
♪♪
753
00:31:48,307 --> 00:31:52,254
So, there was one particular
spirit that they called Charlie,
754
00:31:52,278 --> 00:31:55,212
and apparently, he's some
kind of demonic entity.
755
00:31:56,748 --> 00:32:00,028
We tried to contact him,
and then this happened.
756
00:32:00,052 --> 00:32:02,497
[ Device beeping ]
757
00:32:02,521 --> 00:32:04,699
Is that you, Charlie?
758
00:32:04,723 --> 00:32:08,169
♪♪
759
00:32:08,193 --> 00:32:10,772
WOMAN: What? What, Jamie?
760
00:32:10,796 --> 00:32:13,275
♪♪
761
00:32:13,299 --> 00:32:15,699
- Jamie, what?
- Say something.
762
00:32:17,302 --> 00:32:19,636
The chair you were sitting in just moved?
- Yeah.
763
00:32:22,273 --> 00:32:24,586
- What?
- My chair just moved.
764
00:32:24,610 --> 00:32:26,688
- Wow.
- What the [bleep]
765
00:32:26,712 --> 00:32:29,257
You were sitting in it
and it moved?
766
00:32:29,281 --> 00:32:31,526
Something kicked it
or something.
767
00:32:31,550 --> 00:32:34,529
JACK: If it's not abundantly
clear, I'll say it right now.
768
00:32:34,553 --> 00:32:37,599
That basement
was definitely creepy.
769
00:32:37,623 --> 00:32:40,535
Is the producer
still working with you?
770
00:32:40,559 --> 00:32:42,737
- He is not.
- 'Cause he was scared?
771
00:32:42,761 --> 00:32:44,472
He did get pretty freaked out
on this one.
772
00:32:44,496 --> 00:32:46,074
- Okay.
- What do you think?
773
00:32:46,098 --> 00:32:49,077
♪♪
774
00:32:49,101 --> 00:32:50,979
I don't [bleep] know.
775
00:32:51,003 --> 00:32:53,148
Where I always go is, "Did he...
776
00:32:53,172 --> 00:32:56,184
Was the chair sat on, like,
a rock, on uneven ground
777
00:32:56,208 --> 00:32:57,719
and it just, like,
gave out, or...?"
778
00:32:57,743 --> 00:32:59,187
- Yeah, but...
- But that footage,
779
00:32:59,211 --> 00:33:00,422
when you actually
see it blown up...
780
00:33:00,446 --> 00:33:02,490
Hey, you're on a ghost show.
781
00:33:02,514 --> 00:33:04,426
The ghost was sitting
in the chair,
782
00:33:04,450 --> 00:33:06,428
and the [bleep] chair moved.
783
00:33:06,452 --> 00:33:07,696
That's... That's...
784
00:33:07,720 --> 00:33:10,365
If I was there
and I witnessed it,
785
00:33:10,389 --> 00:33:13,535
I'd go, "There ain't a [bleep]
stone under this seat."
786
00:33:13,559 --> 00:33:15,804
So, I'm hearing you say
you want to come do an episode
787
00:33:15,828 --> 00:33:17,038
of "Portals to Hell"?
788
00:33:17,062 --> 00:33:18,940
Yeah, I wouldn't mind.
789
00:33:18,964 --> 00:33:20,442
If you was a real deal.
790
00:33:20,466 --> 00:33:22,277
Oh, yeah, we're the real deal.
We don't [bleep] around.
791
00:33:22,301 --> 00:33:25,447
I mean... I mean,
if... if the place is...
792
00:33:25,471 --> 00:33:28,249
The clip you showed us,
793
00:33:28,273 --> 00:33:31,019
that's what I call
something weird.
794
00:33:31,043 --> 00:33:33,621
I... Unless I see
somebody coming in,
795
00:33:33,645 --> 00:33:36,424
singing and dancing, I...
796
00:33:36,448 --> 00:33:38,493
- They have to be singing and dancing?
- Absolutely,
797
00:33:38,517 --> 00:33:40,061
They have to be like,
"I'm here!"
798
00:33:40,085 --> 00:33:43,365
- Are they, like, an old dead vaudeville act, though?
- Exactly.
799
00:33:43,389 --> 00:33:45,934
Huh! "Ah, Philly,
how's it going there, see?"
800
00:33:45,958 --> 00:33:47,602
[ Laughter ]
801
00:33:47,626 --> 00:33:48,770
♪ Hello, my darlin' ♪
802
00:33:48,794 --> 00:33:50,605
Come on. Let's go.
803
00:33:50,629 --> 00:33:52,374
- Alright.
- That's it.
804
00:33:52,398 --> 00:33:54,542
Cool. Do you guys want to
take a pee break and...
805
00:33:54,566 --> 00:33:56,378
Nah [bleep] it.
806
00:33:56,402 --> 00:33:58,246
Didn't they make
a holiday movie about a Bigfoot?
807
00:33:58,270 --> 00:34:00,715
- Yeah, loads of 'em.
- "Harry and the Hendersons."
808
00:34:00,739 --> 00:34:03,184
Yes. I like that movie!
809
00:34:03,208 --> 00:34:04,886
"I like that movie!"
810
00:34:04,910 --> 00:34:06,354
You tease!
811
00:34:06,378 --> 00:34:08,923
♪♪
812
00:34:08,947 --> 00:34:10,914
[ Thunder crashes,
maniacal laughter ]
813
00:34:12,683 --> 00:34:16,431
♪♪
814
00:34:16,455 --> 00:34:18,166
- You guys ready?
- Stand by.
815
00:34:18,190 --> 00:34:21,036
Jack, do you think
my hair's growing? No?
816
00:34:21,060 --> 00:34:23,838
The [bleep] He just about gave
the dog a heart attack!
817
00:34:23,862 --> 00:34:26,641
[ Chuckling ] Ohh!
I'm sorry, Bellsy!
818
00:34:26,665 --> 00:34:28,076
- Wait. Wait.
- I'm sorry!
819
00:34:28,100 --> 00:34:29,377
Why are you asking
if your hair is growing?
820
00:34:29,401 --> 00:34:32,113
Oh, because I want it
to grow so bad.
821
00:34:32,137 --> 00:34:34,015
Well, you shouldn't have
already [bleep] cut it!
822
00:34:34,039 --> 00:34:36,551
- I didn't. It fell out.
- Why did it fall out?
823
00:34:36,575 --> 00:34:38,987
'Cause I kept changing the
color, and it just broke off.
824
00:34:39,011 --> 00:34:42,223
What you thought about
a bald wig?
825
00:34:42,247 --> 00:34:43,425
Wow.
826
00:34:43,449 --> 00:34:45,493
[ Chuckling ] Ohh!
827
00:34:45,517 --> 00:34:48,930
♪♪
828
00:34:48,954 --> 00:34:51,132
[ Thunder crashes,
maniacal laughter ]
829
00:34:51,156 --> 00:34:52,700
So, this next clip is...
830
00:34:52,724 --> 00:34:56,471
Well, before I go into it,
do you guys believe in Bigfoot?
831
00:34:56,495 --> 00:34:58,073
No.
832
00:34:58,097 --> 00:35:03,545
Well, this is considered
some of the most [sighs]
833
00:35:03,569 --> 00:35:05,647
authentic and hard-to-dispel...
834
00:35:05,671 --> 00:35:07,615
I think it's a load
of horse[bleep]
835
00:35:07,639 --> 00:35:09,639
But here's why
this footage is...
836
00:35:15,179 --> 00:35:17,025
- We went looking for it!
- We did, yeah.
837
00:35:17,049 --> 00:35:18,860
- We went out on a boat. We had a good day.
- Yeah.
838
00:35:18,884 --> 00:35:21,129
- You know what I'm saying.
- We stayed at that nice inn.
839
00:35:21,153 --> 00:35:24,699
If they all was to say, "There
ain't no [bleep] Loch Ness Monster,"
840
00:35:24,723 --> 00:35:27,135
nobody would go.
- Do you remember, you guys went out at night
841
00:35:27,159 --> 00:35:29,337
with the flashlight looking for it?
- Yeah.
842
00:35:29,361 --> 00:35:31,239
Hey, could have been there.
843
00:35:31,263 --> 00:35:32,640
Could have been there.
844
00:35:32,664 --> 00:35:34,809
But, well, this is Bigfoot.
845
00:35:34,833 --> 00:35:37,445
And this footage was captured
by the Pate family
846
00:35:37,469 --> 00:35:39,948
in 1996 in Washington State,
847
00:35:39,972 --> 00:35:43,184
just about six miles south
of the Canadian border.
848
00:35:43,208 --> 00:35:45,353
So, a lot of people refer to it
849
00:35:45,377 --> 00:35:48,056
as the Memorial Day
Bigfoot Footage.
850
00:35:48,080 --> 00:35:52,160
It has been studied by
tons of investigators.
851
00:35:52,184 --> 00:35:57,031
And still, 30 years later,
it has not been debunked.
852
00:35:57,055 --> 00:35:59,189
OZZY:
I don't think it's Bigfoot.
853
00:36:00,625 --> 00:36:02,804
A producer I worked with
worked on another show
854
00:36:02,828 --> 00:36:06,241
where they tried to re-create
this, and they couldn't.
855
00:36:06,265 --> 00:36:08,042
They did that thing
of figuring out, "Okay, well,
856
00:36:08,066 --> 00:36:11,779
where exactly is this creature
in this frame? How big is it?"
857
00:36:11,803 --> 00:36:15,884
And when they sent their
tallest person to this area
858
00:36:15,908 --> 00:36:18,820
and had him move in
the same way, they were like...
859
00:36:18,844 --> 00:36:20,989
- Can't do it.
- You can't... They couldn't replicate it,
860
00:36:21,013 --> 00:36:22,957
and they spent days
trying to do it.
861
00:36:22,981 --> 00:36:24,548
Okay.
862
00:36:26,384 --> 00:36:28,062
No?
863
00:36:28,086 --> 00:36:31,833
I think Mum's kind of curious.
864
00:36:31,857 --> 00:36:36,271
Look, I can pull up
an actual picture of it.
865
00:36:36,295 --> 00:36:38,206
Big stride.
866
00:36:38,230 --> 00:36:39,607
Very big stride.
867
00:36:39,631 --> 00:36:42,744
And when they tried to run
that same 22-second...
868
00:36:42,768 --> 00:36:44,812
Like that? Yeah?
Couldn't do it as quick.
869
00:36:44,836 --> 00:36:46,736
Couldn't do it. Not as quick.
870
00:36:50,975 --> 00:36:54,055
See, my thing is with Bigfoot...
This is what I always say.
871
00:36:54,079 --> 00:36:55,890
Whenever you see a hunter
who's like,
872
00:36:55,914 --> 00:36:57,792
"Well, I was out there
in them there woods,
873
00:36:57,816 --> 00:37:00,428
and I was huntin' for a deer,
874
00:37:00,452 --> 00:37:02,919
and outta nowhere
comes Bigfoot"...
875
00:37:04,222 --> 00:37:06,100
...if I'm hunting for a deer
876
00:37:06,124 --> 00:37:11,472
and I see a [bleep] mythological
giant man-bear creature...
877
00:37:11,496 --> 00:37:13,675
- Do you shoot at it?
- ...I'm gonna [bleep] shoot it.
878
00:37:13,699 --> 00:37:17,679
- Right, I'd shoot.
- Because I'm instantly gonna become the [bleep] world's...
879
00:37:17,703 --> 00:37:19,814
The man who killed Bigfoot.
880
00:37:19,838 --> 00:37:21,449
Right?
881
00:37:21,473 --> 00:37:23,284
You'd be charged with murder.
882
00:37:23,308 --> 00:37:25,086
Well, could you be charged
for murder?
883
00:37:25,110 --> 00:37:27,355
Is it human? Is it not?
884
00:37:27,379 --> 00:37:30,625
Do you remember those movies
they did, like, holiday movies?
885
00:37:30,649 --> 00:37:32,393
Didn't they make a holiday movie
about a Bigfoot?
886
00:37:32,417 --> 00:37:34,495
- Yeah, loads of 'em.
- "Harry and the Hendersons."
887
00:37:34,519 --> 00:37:37,632
Yes. I like that movie!
888
00:37:37,656 --> 00:37:40,068
- You're insane.
- [ Laughing ] Why?
889
00:37:40,092 --> 00:37:41,869
"I like that movie!"
890
00:37:41,893 --> 00:37:43,571
[ Laughing ] I did!
891
00:37:43,595 --> 00:37:45,573
Are you gonna become
a Bigfoot hunter now?
892
00:37:45,597 --> 00:37:47,508
Is this how Mum's
gonna vacation?
893
00:37:47,532 --> 00:37:51,479
Go up to, like, the Pacific
Northwest, hunting for Bigfoot?
894
00:37:51,503 --> 00:37:53,615
Is that near Anchorage?
895
00:37:53,639 --> 00:37:55,116
Seattle. Near Seattle.
896
00:37:55,140 --> 00:37:56,985
- Yeah.
- Yeah. Ish.
897
00:37:57,009 --> 00:37:58,253
Next.
898
00:37:58,277 --> 00:38:01,055
Mum just said she wanted
to sleep with Bigfoot.
899
00:38:01,079 --> 00:38:03,691
[Bleep] Better than Little John.
900
00:38:03,715 --> 00:38:05,482
[ Laughter ]
901
00:38:07,485 --> 00:38:09,964
You know what they say?
Bigfoot...
902
00:38:09,988 --> 00:38:12,133
Yeah, they say big feet,
big shoes.
903
00:38:12,157 --> 00:38:13,334
No, big hands!
904
00:38:13,358 --> 00:38:15,103
- Big hands, big gloves.
- That's a dad joke.
905
00:38:15,127 --> 00:38:18,139
You guys are a [bleep] barrel
of laughs between you two.
906
00:38:18,163 --> 00:38:20,008
We are, aren't we?
907
00:38:20,032 --> 00:38:22,543
I have a thing called
the Woogie-Boogie Scale.
908
00:38:22,567 --> 00:38:24,312
It's my scale from 1 to 10.
909
00:38:24,336 --> 00:38:26,614
Where would you rate
what you saw today
910
00:38:26,638 --> 00:38:28,416
on the Woogie-Boogie Scale?
911
00:38:28,440 --> 00:38:31,085
♪♪
912
00:38:31,109 --> 00:38:33,310
[ Thunder crashes,
maniacal laughter ]
913
00:38:35,946 --> 00:38:39,127
SHARON:
"Harry and the Hendersons."
914
00:38:39,151 --> 00:38:42,130
Harry. Harry.
915
00:38:42,154 --> 00:38:44,299
[ Laughs ]
916
00:38:44,323 --> 00:38:46,734
- He's not laughing.
- [ Laughing ] "Harry and the Hendersons."
917
00:38:46,758 --> 00:38:48,836
You guys are [bleep] insane.
918
00:38:48,860 --> 00:38:52,140
♪♪
919
00:38:52,164 --> 00:38:54,709
[ Thunder crashes,
maniacal laughter ]
920
00:38:54,733 --> 00:38:58,746
Did you guys have any
terror-filled dreams last night?
921
00:38:58,770 --> 00:39:01,883
Absolutely, I did,
about Bigfeet.
922
00:39:01,907 --> 00:39:03,851
- Bigfeet?
- Bigfoot.
923
00:39:03,875 --> 00:39:05,787
Are you sure that wasn't, like,
a weird foot-fetish dream?
924
00:39:05,811 --> 00:39:08,389
- No, no, no, it was Bigfoot.
- No, she was scratching my ass,
925
00:39:08,413 --> 00:39:10,758
and she thought it was Bigfoot.
926
00:39:10,782 --> 00:39:13,461
Is that Bigfoot right there?
927
00:39:13,485 --> 00:39:15,363
That's Bigfoot.
928
00:39:15,387 --> 00:39:17,365
She's one of his socks.
929
00:39:17,389 --> 00:39:19,133
[ Laughs ]
930
00:39:19,157 --> 00:39:23,438
So, anyway, I have a thing
called the Woogie-Boogie Scale.
931
00:39:23,462 --> 00:39:27,875
And I essentially...
It's my scale from 1 to 10.
932
00:39:27,899 --> 00:39:30,912
- Mm.
- Where would you rate what you saw today
933
00:39:30,936 --> 00:39:33,047
on the Woogie-Boogie Scale?
934
00:39:33,071 --> 00:39:35,516
The poltergeist
was the most convincing.
935
00:39:35,540 --> 00:39:38,853
And that one alien thing
where the Air Force...
936
00:39:38,877 --> 00:39:41,155
Bigfoot? 50-50.
937
00:39:41,179 --> 00:39:43,024
Okay.
938
00:39:43,048 --> 00:39:45,126
So, you would say...
But what would you rate it?
939
00:39:45,150 --> 00:39:48,463
Would you rate Bigfoot like a 5
on the Woogie-Boogie out of 10?
940
00:39:48,487 --> 00:39:50,965
Uh, yeah. 5, yeah.
941
00:39:50,989 --> 00:39:53,701
And then the Navy footage?
942
00:39:53,725 --> 00:39:55,169
- 9.
- 6.
943
00:39:55,193 --> 00:39:56,771
Oh, 6 and 9
for the Navy footage.
944
00:39:56,795 --> 00:39:57,872
- Mm-hmm.
- Wow.
945
00:39:57,896 --> 00:40:00,675
And the poltergeist... 8 or 9.
946
00:40:00,699 --> 00:40:02,143
Okay.
947
00:40:02,167 --> 00:40:06,881
Because the pilots might
have been [bleep] around.
948
00:40:06,905 --> 00:40:08,538
♪♪
949
00:40:10,408 --> 00:40:12,253
One of them's flying
950
00:40:12,277 --> 00:40:14,255
a remote-controlled UFO
out the window
951
00:40:14,279 --> 00:40:15,556
of the fighter jet
that they're flying...
952
00:40:15,580 --> 00:40:17,492
- It was a [bleep]
- ...1,000 miles an hour.
953
00:40:17,516 --> 00:40:20,328
- Could happen.
- Well, you know...
954
00:40:20,352 --> 00:40:23,131
There could have been
a bit of dust on the camera.
955
00:40:23,155 --> 00:40:27,635
Pilot wasn't [bleep]
flying a drone at 1,000...
956
00:40:27,659 --> 00:40:30,037
[ Laughter ]
957
00:40:30,061 --> 00:40:32,573
It's a squashed insect
on the camera.
958
00:40:32,597 --> 00:40:34,609
- Oh!
- Anything's possible.
959
00:40:34,633 --> 00:40:39,102
Well, these are
my senile parents.
960
00:40:40,504 --> 00:40:42,550
- I'll start dribbling.
- You know, we are, Sharon.
961
00:40:42,574 --> 00:40:45,086
It's a good job
we never joined the military.
962
00:40:45,110 --> 00:40:46,921
[ Laughter ]
963
00:40:46,945 --> 00:40:49,290
Alright, well, uh, that's that.
964
00:40:49,314 --> 00:40:51,392
What have you guys got planned
for the rest of the day?
965
00:40:51,416 --> 00:40:53,194
I'm gonna read up
on some history.
966
00:40:53,218 --> 00:40:55,997
Which came first,
the chicken or the egg?
967
00:40:56,021 --> 00:40:58,866
- [Bleep]
- The Romans or the Greeks?
968
00:40:58,890 --> 00:41:02,270
The Greeks were here
before [bleep] chickens!
969
00:41:02,294 --> 00:41:06,107
But you can add chicken
to a Greek salad.
970
00:41:06,131 --> 00:41:08,276
[ Laughter ]
971
00:41:08,300 --> 00:41:10,611
♪♪
972
00:41:10,635 --> 00:41:12,547
Alright, so, that's the...
- What have you got against
973
00:41:12,571 --> 00:41:15,883
the [bleep] Greeks, anyway?
- I haven't got anything against anyone!
974
00:41:15,907 --> 00:41:17,952
- The Babylon squeaks?
- Bloody Greeks.
975
00:41:17,976 --> 00:41:20,221
[ Laughs ]
976
00:41:20,245 --> 00:41:21,722
Whoo!
977
00:41:21,746 --> 00:41:23,157
Bye, folks.
978
00:41:23,181 --> 00:41:25,460
So, if you at home
have any spooky clips,
979
00:41:25,484 --> 00:41:28,429
make sure you #OsbournesBelieve,
980
00:41:28,453 --> 00:41:30,731
and we'll be sure
to check it out.
981
00:41:30,755 --> 00:41:32,567
♪♪
982
00:41:32,591 --> 00:41:34,502
OZZY: Is that for real?
983
00:41:34,526 --> 00:41:37,371
[ Laughs ]
984
00:41:37,395 --> 00:41:39,373
You guys are both aliens.
985
00:41:39,397 --> 00:41:42,477
What does Bella think?
My little Bella!
986
00:41:42,501 --> 00:41:44,345
"Ah, Philly,
how's it going there, see?"
987
00:41:44,369 --> 00:41:48,883
All aboard the Osbourne
crazy train!
988
00:41:48,907 --> 00:41:51,419
It's a full moon in our house
all the time.
989
00:41:51,443 --> 00:41:53,387
[ Laughs ]
990
00:41:53,411 --> 00:41:55,923
Oh, my God. Let's go.
991
00:41:55,947 --> 00:41:57,391
- That's it for this episode.
- That's it?
992
00:41:57,415 --> 00:41:59,026
OZZY: See you next week!
993
00:41:59,050 --> 00:42:00,116
[ Imitates ghost ]
994
00:42:00,140 --> 00:42:03,140
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