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Dinner is served in
the main dining room.
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Where's Grandpa? He's
down in his laboratory.
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Working on a secret project.
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Secret project?
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[sighs]
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[door creaking]
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Grandpa, chow time.
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[static buzzing]
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[laughs fiendishly]
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Grandpa, chow time.
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Start without me.
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I'm inventing a machine that's
going to achieve world peace.
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We're having broiled shark
and tossed centipede salad.
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The world waited this long,
it can wait a little longer.
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(Herman) Well, well, well...
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if it isn't our favorite
mad scientist.
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[laughs]
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[laughs sarcastically]
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Close the door.
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[door shuts]
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Okay, let's eat.
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Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
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What's the third sign?
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I was hoping you'd ask.
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Is that a hint?
No. It's an order.
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As head of the
household it is my duty...
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to see what my sneaky
old father-in-law is up to.
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[door creaks]
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[snickers]
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Wowie, wowie.
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Wowie zonk.
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This place looks just like the
launching tower at Cape Kennedy.
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[static buzzing]
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[laughing]
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[snoring]
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[ringing]
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Herman, you bum! Get
your hands off my machine!
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[laughing]
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[buzzing]
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I don't know what I'm
doing, but I'm sure having fun.
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Okay, Herman, knock it off.
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All right. All right. All right.
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I was just trying to...
Watch it. Don't stand up.
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[buzzing]
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Herman!
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My darling Herman!
What happened?
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Is he... No. He's just
slightly unconscious...
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from being hit in the head
with a bolt of lightning.
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Boy, was he lucky. Any place
else, it would have killed him.
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[Herman groaning]
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He's coming to.
I'll take the sheet.
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No, Lily, don't touch him
until I prepare you emotionally.
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What's wrong, Grandpa?
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Did the lightning disfigure him?
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Yes, my child,
I'm afraid it did.
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Oh, my poor Herman,
my poor darling.
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[groaning]
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Now brace yourselves.
I'm gonna unveil him.
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Now be brave.
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Remember, my children, no
matter how gruesome he looks...
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he's still our Herman.
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[all gasp]
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Oh, no!
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Eddie...
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We're gonna have to
break this to him gently.
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Where am I?
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You're right here, dear, in
the bosom of your family.
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You got hit in the head
by a bolt of lightning.
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I did? How?
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How? By fooling around with
my machines, you big schnook.
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(Lily) Grandpa!
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It's all his own fault...
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if schnooks rush in where
wise men fear to tread.
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How do you feel? I feel fine.
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I feel fine.
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No harm done.
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That's funny. My
clothes are too big for me.
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I guess the heat of the
lightning expanded them.
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[exhales]
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What are you all staring at? Haven't
you ever seen big clothes before?
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Why is everyone staring... Lily.
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Yes, my beloved.
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I demand to know why
everyone is staring at me.
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Herman, I'm afraid to say
this but the explanation...
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can be found in
the nearest mirror.
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Nearest mirror?
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(Herman) Mirror?
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[screams]
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Marilyn, get him
some water. Quickly.
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[Herman gasping]
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I've never seen that
man before in my life.
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Neither have we.
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This is a practical joke.
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While I was unconscious
you put a mask on me.
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No. Now, Herman. No, it's
not a mask. It's really you.
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It's amazing. From one
lousy bolt of lightning.
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Here, Uncle Herman,
drink this. Thank you.
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I'm drinking, he's drinking.
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It really is me.
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Grandpa, throw the rest of this
water in my face, maybe it'll wash off.
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Thank you. You're welcome.
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He's still there, taunting me.
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I'll never be able to do it.
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You'll never be able to do what?
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I will never be able to go through
the rest of my life with a face like this.
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(Lily) Well, Grandpa,
what do you think?
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(Grandpa) Not bad.
Not good, but not bad.
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I think I look ridiculous.
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Why?
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I'm not used to dressing flashy.
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I feel like I've...
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gone Hollywood.
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But, sweetheart...
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I picked out the most
conservative outfit I could find.
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(Lily) In keeping with
the dignity of your work.
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Lily, dear, I have explained
to you half a dozen times...
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I am not going to the
parlor with this face.
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Oh.
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You see, he figures they'll
take one look at that face...
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and reach for the
embalming fluid.
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Not necessarily. I figure
they'll be extremely polite...
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and extremely cold.
The same as my family.
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That's not fair, Herman,
we're not being cold.
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We're just... You're just what?
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We're just going through
a period of adjustment.
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After all, Herman, I mean, we
have to look at you constantly.
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You only have to look at
you when you're shaving.
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(Eddie) Grandpa!
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Hi, Mom. Hi, Grandpa.
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Hello... sir.
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Hello, sir?
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He meant, "Hello, Pop."
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Grandpa, will you come
outside and play catch with me?
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00:11:13,907 --> 00:11:15,842
Sure. Let's go. Okay.
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00:11:16,709 --> 00:11:18,871
(Herman) Wait a minute. Hold it.
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Edward, why didn't you ask
your father to play catch with you?
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'Cause my father isn't here.
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(Eddie) I mean, he's...
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He means he doesn't want
to mess up your new suit.
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Yeah. Or your new face.
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I see.
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How considerate.
How coldly considerate.
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Herman. What?
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I've got it. We'll make an
appointment with Dr. Dudley...
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to discuss the possibility
of plastic surgery.
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Plastic surgery.
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Plastic surgery!
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Lily, what a wonderful
idea! I could kiss you.
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As a matter of
fact, I think I will.
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You don't want me
to. You don't want...
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00:12:15,802 --> 00:12:18,533
My own wife doesn't
want me to kiss her.
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Oh, no, Herman, it's not that I
don't want you to. It's only that...
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Only that I need more time.
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Can you understand? Indubitably.
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I can also understand that from now
on you prefer I sleep in the guest room.
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Now, Herman, I...
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I'm sorry that you feel so
strange with your own husband.
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I just hope that someday
we can find a mutual friend...
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who may introduce us!
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Hermy.
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[sobbing]
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Hey, Marilyn. Yes, dear?
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When Mom and Pop come
back from Dr. Dudley's...
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will Pop have his
old face again?
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You see, Eddie, now Dr. Dudley
is a general practitioner...
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and if he advises
an operation...
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then he'll refer your
father to a plastic surgeon.
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Oh, gee.
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Eddie, cheer up. His old
face wasn't that sensational.
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Compared to his new
one, I think it was. So do I.
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[laughing]
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What's so funny?
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The way Herman disguised
himself to appear in public...
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so he wouldn't get stared at.
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What's so funny about that?
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I'll bet you 10 to 1 he
gets stared at anyhow.
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Sit down.
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That's fine.
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Right there.
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Now, tell me about the accident.
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[muffled mumbling]
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I didn't get any of that.
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Doctor, he was hit on the
head by a bolt of lightning.
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[snickering]
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That's terrible.
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Don't you think you could hear him
better if you took off the bandages?
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Take off the...
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I think so, too.
Come. Right this way.
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Up and right over
to... That's fine.
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All righty! Let's
hop on the old table.
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Good.
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Let's see what we have here.
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You know, this roll of bandages
reminds me of my childhood.
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I had a Siamese cat who
loved to play with a spool of yarn.
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My mother gave the cat away, because
she thought that I was allergic to it.
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But I wasn't. We found out later
that I was allergic to my mother.
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Mr. M., I have no time for
games. Show me your face.
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Not until you promise
not to laugh at it.
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Come now. I never
laughed at it before.
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From time to time it made
me sick but I never laughed.
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Hermy, baby, please.
After all, he's our doctor.
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Yes.
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[grunts]
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[gasps]
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Do you mean that
this is the result...
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of being hit by a
bolt of lightning?
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00:15:41,374 --> 00:15:45,675
That's fantastic!
Mr. Munster... Yes, Doctor.
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It is my considered
expert medical opinion...
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that that bolt of lightning
was your good fairy.
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What do you mean?
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I mean that this face
is a vast improvement.
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So don't complain.
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We were hoping to restore
his old one with plastic surgery.
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[laughing]
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You're kidding. No.
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00:16:12,071 --> 00:16:16,065
You really want the old
face back, on purpose?
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Yes.
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And that's why we brought this photograph
so you could tell us if it's possible.
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[mumbles]
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00:16:34,060 --> 00:16:37,656
Mr. and Mrs. Munster, forget it.
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00:16:38,798 --> 00:16:41,529
No plastic surgeon in
the world would touch him.
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00:16:45,705 --> 00:16:47,196
Wear it in good health.
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[exclaims]
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He likes this face better.
And he calls himself a doctor.
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00:17:06,325 --> 00:17:08,851
Dear, there's no
accounting for taste.
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00:17:08,928 --> 00:17:11,796
Don't you worry, we'll
get another opinion.
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00:17:11,898 --> 00:17:15,027
Now, I'll go and fix you
some lunch. I'm not hungry.
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Darn!
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Nobody loves me. There.
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[Grandpa shrieks]
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(Grandpa) Lily! Marilyn! Eddie!
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Herman!
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Am I glad you're home. Why?
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Why? Because your
troubles are over.
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Look what I found
tucked away in my files.
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00:17:37,590 --> 00:17:41,220
What is it? Plans for a
condominium in Transylvania?
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00:17:42,328 --> 00:17:44,991
No. It's your
original blueprint.
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00:17:45,231 --> 00:17:47,496
The original? Correct.
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The one they followed
when they put him together?
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00:17:50,036 --> 00:17:52,062
Right. Where did you get it?
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00:17:54,774 --> 00:17:57,505
"To our favorite Count Dracula.
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00:17:57,577 --> 00:18:01,810
"A souvenir from Dr. Frankenstein
and all the guys and gals."
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Isn't that sweet?
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00:18:04,283 --> 00:18:07,151
Well, that's... Yeah,
that's fine but...
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how does it solve my problem?
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00:18:10,556 --> 00:18:13,424
How does it solve your
problem? We follow it again.
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We put your head back in the
original magnetic field and then...
248
00:18:18,197 --> 00:18:21,099
you regain your original
face. What do you say?
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I say absolutely not.
It's too dangerous.
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00:18:25,071 --> 00:18:28,303
I say absolutely yes.
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00:18:28,374 --> 00:18:30,809
No, Herman. If
something should happen...
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Lily, dear, my mind is made up.
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Grandpa, when do we start?
254
00:18:37,750 --> 00:18:40,879
Herman, I'll be ready for
you in about five or six hours.
255
00:18:44,123 --> 00:18:47,958
Oh, Mom, come on. Let
me go down and watch.
256
00:18:48,127 --> 00:18:52,758
No, Eddie. It's safer and
smarter if we all wait here.
257
00:18:54,400 --> 00:18:56,028
[static buzzing]
258
00:18:59,271 --> 00:19:00,739
(Herman) Well?
259
00:19:01,374 --> 00:19:04,742
How are we coming? Great!
260
00:19:05,611 --> 00:19:08,376
Are you comfortable? No.
261
00:19:09,615 --> 00:19:12,414
Does the blueprint say I'm
supposed to be comfortable?
262
00:19:12,485 --> 00:19:14,681
(Grandpa) The blueprints
say a lot of things.
263
00:19:20,693 --> 00:19:23,720
Maybe you should take a
little bit more time to study them.
264
00:19:23,796 --> 00:19:25,890
What's the matter,
Herman, turning chicken?
265
00:19:25,965 --> 00:19:27,194
Hardly.
266
00:19:27,867 --> 00:19:30,928
Chicken. Chicken?
267
00:19:32,238 --> 00:19:34,764
You aren't gonna...
Herman, please.
268
00:19:36,075 --> 00:19:37,703
Here, sign this.
269
00:19:38,511 --> 00:19:41,413
What's this? It's a
routine release form.
270
00:19:52,625 --> 00:19:54,787
Okay, we're all ready.
271
00:19:56,228 --> 00:19:58,754
Good luck. Thanks.
272
00:20:03,069 --> 00:20:04,503
Same to you.
273
00:20:10,743 --> 00:20:12,405
♪♪[humming]
274
00:20:20,119 --> 00:20:21,747
[buzzing]
275
00:20:22,455 --> 00:20:24,253
[laughs fiendishly]
276
00:20:27,593 --> 00:20:29,221
[crackling]
277
00:20:29,462 --> 00:20:31,124
[Grandpa laughing]
278
00:20:40,272 --> 00:20:41,900
Goodbye, Herman.
279
00:20:42,041 --> 00:20:43,805
[laughing]
280
00:20:48,781 --> 00:20:51,444
It's just like
your first haircut.
281
00:20:55,421 --> 00:20:56,821
[thundering]
282
00:21:05,197 --> 00:21:07,029
[crackling stops]
283
00:21:15,474 --> 00:21:17,136
Easy does it, Herman.
284
00:21:53,179 --> 00:21:56,946
Hey, I hear footsteps.
They're coming up.
285
00:22:02,087 --> 00:22:04,556
Well, was it a success?
286
00:22:04,623 --> 00:22:06,854
Yes and no.
287
00:22:50,469 --> 00:22:52,529
Isn't Dad having supper with us?
288
00:22:52,838 --> 00:22:54,864
No, your father
has to go to work.
289
00:22:55,007 --> 00:22:57,476
He's taken a job as
a cocktail waitress.
290
00:22:57,843 --> 00:23:00,836
Eureka! Eureka what?
291
00:23:01,146 --> 00:23:02,978
I may have found
where I slipped up.
292
00:23:03,048 --> 00:23:05,074
Do you think she'll
be willing to try again?
293
00:23:05,150 --> 00:23:07,813
Grandpa, don't even ask him.
294
00:23:15,895 --> 00:23:18,262
Good evening. Good
evening, Aunt Herman.
295
00:23:19,632 --> 00:23:22,067
Well, how do I look?
296
00:23:24,770 --> 00:23:26,261
[wolf-whistling]
297
00:23:27,907 --> 00:23:29,500
You look lovely.
298
00:23:29,608 --> 00:23:30,974
Thank you.
299
00:23:32,278 --> 00:23:35,112
Well, I'm off to
the cocktail lounge.
300
00:23:35,281 --> 00:23:38,615
Goodnight to everyone...
except Grandpa.
301
00:23:39,151 --> 00:23:43,213
Herman, be a sport. I
did restore your old face.
302
00:23:43,289 --> 00:23:44,655
I'm greedy.
303
00:23:44,857 --> 00:23:48,294
I want my old face
attached to my old body.
304
00:23:50,362 --> 00:23:51,762
Goodnight, dear.
305
00:23:52,498 --> 00:23:53,989
Goodnight, dear.
306
00:23:54,466 --> 00:23:56,332
Don't let the
customers get fresh.
307
00:23:56,769 --> 00:23:57,769
I won't.
308
00:23:58,103 --> 00:23:59,537
[smacking]
309
00:24:07,246 --> 00:24:08,339
Nuts!
310
00:24:08,414 --> 00:24:12,078
I forgot to ask him what he plans
to do about next Monday at school.
311
00:24:12,184 --> 00:24:15,018
What's next Monday
at school? Father's Day.
312
00:24:17,456 --> 00:24:19,322
[laughing]
313
00:24:23,963 --> 00:24:27,991
Just what I need,
right after I set my hair.
314
00:24:38,577 --> 00:24:40,239
[thunder rumbling]
315
00:24:43,015 --> 00:24:44,347
[thudding]
316
00:24:52,358 --> 00:24:53,358
[laughing]
317
00:24:54,293 --> 00:24:56,990
Lily! Lily! Lily! Lily!
318
00:24:57,062 --> 00:24:59,497
I'm back!
319
00:24:59,565 --> 00:25:01,898
I'm Herman Munster...
320
00:25:01,967 --> 00:25:04,232
your handsome husband.
321
00:25:08,073 --> 00:25:09,405
[laughing]
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