All language subtitles for Hack My Life s04e03 Hacks to Set the Mood.eng

Brooke: Life hacks are supposed
to make your life better.

Kevin: So if any of these hacks
make it worse,

stop what
you're doing immediately!

Brooke:
Hack at your own risk, hackers.

♪♪

[ Audience cheers ]

Hey, guys.
Thank you so much

for helping me plan Shelly's
surprise birthday barbecue.

Of course. Slayer,
how's the grill looking?

Any room for this corn?

I just put these burgers
and dogs on,

so it's gonna be a while.

Whatever.

[ Audience laugh track ]

Not so fast.
I got a cool corn hack.

Just boil some water,

then pour the water over
the corn in a cooler.

And it cooks
all the corn at once.

Not bad, hack.

[ Audience cheers ]

-Hey, guys!
-All: Surprise!

Oh, my gosh!
You're so sweet!

And speaking of sweet,
meet Jett, my date.

What's up,
fellow teenagers?

[ Record needle scratches,
audience gasps ]

Her what?

♪♪

Brooke: Tonight...

Kevin: Now that's
the neighbor's problem.

...on "hack my life"...

#winning!

Brooke: ...Cellphone cases
are so expensive.

Kevin: But we test a hack
to protect your phone.

Three, two, one!
Gah!

What?!

Brooke:
Who has time to vacuum?

We'll see if this hack works
or if it totally blows.

Kevin: Plus a hack so good,
you won't believe your eyes.

That's a [bleep]
hardcore hack.

Hope you're hungry,
'cause we're serving up hacks.

Bon appétit.

Brooke:
This is "hack my life."

[ Chuckles ] 21 points
for the word "hackify."

That's not bad,
but it's not great

because check out the high score
for "hacksperiment."

[ Echoing ] No!

Oh, kev, not again.

I have a problem.

Yeah, yeah. You do.

And that's why today
we're going to test out

an "unbreakable
phone case" hack.

See just how far
we can take it.

This is hack it
to the limit.

Here on
hack it to the limit,

we not only test out hacks
to find out if they work,

but we take them to the next
level until they fail.

Today, we'll be testing a hack
to protect phone screens

from Kevin by making
a hot-glue phone case.

First things first,
we've got some sandwich bags,

some scotch tape --
of course, some hot glue,

the hot-glue gun itself,
a utility knife, and a phone.

So let's take
our sandwich bag

and go ahead and stuff
the phone on into her.

Okay.
Doesn't matter which way.

Yeah, well, you want
a nice, tight fit.

Because, actually,
this bag

is going to serve
as the case to the phone.

I see. Okay.
So we're taping this down?

-Yeah.
-One here.

-Hmm. Sort of got it. Okay.
-Yeah.

Okay, phase one complete.
We have our phone in our bag.

Now we need to apply
some hot glue.

We just want to
make sure everything

sort of connects
at multiple points.

That way, should you drop
your cellphone,

all that impact
is going to be absorbed

and shared amongst
all of the hot glue.

Cut out the area around
the screen, then peel away.

-Oh, my god, Kevin.
-Oh, look at that.

[ Harp plays ]

How well do you think this hack
is going to hold up?

Uh, I say it doesn't get
past chest height.

Wow!

I believe we are chucking this
hot-glue cellphone case

out of a second-story window,
and it will survive unscathed!

Take that,
big cellphone case.

-Kev?
-Yeah?

Moment of truth
number one.

If it looks like
I'm concerned, I'm not,

because I know that this
hack is going to work

and it's --
oh, my god!

♪♪

Ohhhh! Ha-ha!

One of three!

That's a hot hack.
Hot like the hot glue.

Ha-ha!

Phone's up!

I'm dropping the phone
in three...

Two...one

gah!

♪♪

[ Laughs ] What?!

You had -- it dropped,
and it spun, and it pah!

And it's fine!

-All right.
-I mean, you saw it!

You saw --

-[ cackling ]
-All right.

One of us did not think
we would make it this far.

You got lucky.
That was amazing.

-Don't spike it.
-I'm not going to spike it.

-Just a drop.
-I'm not going to spike it.

All right. Let's watch.
Let's watch, okay?

-Okay. Uh-huh.
-In three...Two...

Wait. Why are you
dropping it like that?

-Well, it can fl--
-okay. All right.

Fine. Okay.
All right.

I -- I'll pretend like
I'm texting, and whoop!

Okay?
In three, two, one.

♪♪

Ohh! Oh, wait!

Wait!

Wait!

Uh...

Team hot glue.

That's an intact
cellphone case!

That's an intact
cellphone case!

And an intact screen!

There's nothing --
it -- I heard it!

-Yeah. It's fine. It's fine.
-It's fine!

That's hardcore. That's
a [bleep] hardcore hack.

We hacked into...

-Brooke!
-I'm dead!

I'm bones now.
That hack was so good!

That actually worked!

The hack worked!
The screen is fine!

The hot-glue cellphone case
hack is amazing.

This thing survived
three phases of testing.

We dropped it from chest-high,
from a ladder,

from a
second-story window!

Hot-glue cellphone case.
Hacked it to the limit.

♪♪

♪♪

[ Projector running ]

Narrator: Correction fluid.

Concealer of typos,
savior of poor spellers,

but would you believe
it's a hack from history?

Dallas. 1951.

Electric typewriters make it
faster and easier than ever

to make typos.
Woman: Oh, [bleep]!

Single mom Bette nesmith
is a secretary for a Texas bank.

To make ends meet,
she paints holiday scenes

in the bank's window.
Damn it!

One typo-filled day,
inspiration struck.

Rather than start over,

Bette grabs a brush
and paints over the mistakes.

Did I just have a brush
with greatness?

At home,
Bette blends white paint

with rubbing alcohol
for a quick dry.

Bette and her son, Mike,
bottle the mixture

and gift it to her co-workers.

I call it
"mistake out."

It's a hit.
Correction fluid is born.

Flash-forward to...1956.

Bette is actually fired

for making a typo
on a bank document.

Oh, the irony.

She makes correction fluid
her full-time job

and rebrands it liquid paper.

23 years later, she sells
the company for millions.

The best mistake
I ever made.

And her son, Mike nesmith,

grows up to join a little band
called the monkees,

which has nothing to do
with hacks.

It's just a crazy fact.

So here's to you,
correction fluid.

You're used less often
in the age of smartphones

but remain a great
hack from history!

Brooke: Up next,
we test three viewer hacks

for wilted flowers.

Which will have
the best flower power?

-Whoa! Whoo!
-Oh, look at that.

And...
Charge!

...who has time
to vacuum?

We test using
an indoor leaf-blower

to clean up in a jiffy,
so stick around.

♪♪

Wow, preppy. I can't believe
Shelly brought a date

to the surprise barbecue
you threw her.

When Shelly suggested
that we go on a break,

I thought she meant
spring break.

[ Audience laugh track ]

Thank you so much

for throwing me this
awesome birthday barbecue.

Jett's thrown tons
of surprise parties.

He's in college.

[ Chuckles ]
Yeah, you look...Older.

Uh, ready for
a burger, Shelly?

I put all the condiments you
could want in this muffin tin.

Just an easy way to
keep the line moving.

Not much of a line here,
though, is there?

[ Audience oohs ]

Ooh, look how grimy
that grill is.

-I --
-see this onion?

Watch how it takes all the
grime off the hot grill.

Shelly:
Wow! Cool hack!

[ Audience oohs ]

[ Scoffs ] I'm toast.

♪♪

Before us are three
beautiful roses

that have clearly seen
some better days.

Yeah, kev, if someone
gave me flowers like this,

I'd throw them
in their face.

These are horrible.

-No, you wouldn't.
-You're right.

I don't get flowers
that often.

Okay, well, you can't
have these, either.

These are for science.

Today we're testing out
three hacks

that will hopefully revitalize
these dying flowers,

and whichever hack
breathes the most life

into these droopy petals
over the course of one hour

will receive
our coveted...

Both:
Hack seal of approval!

This is hack mail.

Our first hack comes from
Martin in Cleveland, Ohio.

Martin writes...

A little blue pill?

We'll try and scrape up a
Viagra if we can find it.

I'm gonna go check our medicine
cabinet or something,

and see what's going on.
-Yeah. Oh, that's so funny.

They just pulled that
out of your bag. What?

They just pulled that
out of Kevin's set locker.

Oh, they must be reusing
a bottle with my name on it,

because it's our show,
and it's part of the segment.

They...dolled it up.
So...

So we got a little magic
blue pill ground up right here.

We're going to go ahead and pour
it into this little bottle.

-Okay, great.
-Yep.

Give it a little swirl.

Good...the gums.

-Great.
-Whoo!

Our second hack comes from Sam
in worcester, Massachusetts.

He says...

There it is.
See if it's the right kind of warm.

This is definitely
warm water.

Okay. And just
switch it out.

-Sure. Bloop!
-Great. There you go, bud.

This one's relaxing
in its jacuzzi.

Okay, so,
those need an hour.

Our third and final hack comes
from Tracy in Chicago, Illinois.

So let's get these
flowers drunk.

-Glug-glug-glug-glug-glug!
-Okay.

Let's add a little vodka
to the vase.

-Mommy can handle her booze.
-Mm-hmm.

[ Slurring ] The Rose
feels prettier at least.

I mean, sure.

Even if it doesn't look better,
it's just like...

-Pretty enough.
-[ Normal voice ] Okay.

Everything's
locked and loaded.

-Yeah.
-They each need about an hour.

So we're going to step out while
our crew films their progress.

[ Rattling ]

Okay, all three hacks had
an hour to do their magic.

Why don't we start
with the vihaxra?

Big reveal time
for the vihaxra.

And...

-Ohh.
-Yowzers.

That's rough-looking.

We've got some time-lapse video,
so let's take a look.

Here we go. Oop.

-Is there a little movement?
-I saw a little movement.

-That was it.
-Is it? Oh, yeah.

It was like the tiniest --
it was like, "not today."

Something tells me that the
chemicals in this man-pill...

-Mm-hmm.
-...Weren't suited for a Rose.

No. Let's take a look
at the warm-water hack

and see how it performed.
Okay.

Let's go ahead and reveal
the warm-water hack.

-And...
-Ohh.

Oh, no. Looks like
someone forgot

to get the old guy
out of the steam room.

Take it to the tape.

The warm water kind of
steaming up the glass.

-That's --
-a little bit of a tilt.

It worked, but then
it wilted again.

It was just like, if you
want to stay on profile,

it's just like,
"hey! Back to sleep."

That is, uh, just about
as bad as the vihaxra.

I mean...

That brings us
to the vodka hack. Okay.

Let's see if the
vodka hack holds.

-You ready?
-Okay. Yeah. Big reveal.

Whoa!
That looks incredible.

-Oh, look at that.
-We got a winner.

I mean, that doesn't --
these two look so bad.

It's kind of unbelievable.

Let's take a look
at the video.

Whoa!
Well done, soldier!

-Oh, my god.
-Look at that.

Whoa. I need to
see that again.

That's incredibly dramatic.

♪♪

And entirely unexpected.

Vodka wins again.

So congratulations,
drunk Tracy from Chicago.

Your hack for refreshing
a wilted flower gets our...

Both:
Hack seal of approval!

♪♪

♪♪

♪♪

Okay, I'm repainting my kitchen,

and my roller
can't reach the ceiling.

Now I've got to stare at that
old color I hate so much.

Now what?

Kevin: Just unscrew
a handle from your mop

and attach it
to your paint roller.

Now you should have
all the height you need

to get the job done.

Great.
My kitchen looks fresh to death.

But I've got paint splatters
on the floor and the mop.

A-whoops! Now what?

Kevin: Massage a little olive
oil into those paint spots.

Wait a few minutes...And be
ready to wipe away in no time.

But now I'm noticing that
I have three half-used bottles

of olive oil
sitting in my kitchen.

I want to consolidate them
into one bottle,

but I always make a mess
when I do that. Now what?

Kevin: Easy! Turn a screwdriver
into a makeshift funnel

by placing the screwdriver
into the receiving bottle

and pouring the additional
oil along the screwdriver.

But I also have a bunch
of loose screws to tighten around my house,

and now my screwdriver's
all slippery. Now what?

Kevin: You can use the end
of your phone charger

to screw those screws in.

It'll fit any large screw.

Just place it in the screw
and turn.

[ Ding! ]

-Thanks!
-I do what I can.

Kevin: Coming up...
Whoa!

...we're hacking your
house-cleaning routine

with a leaf blower.

Now that's the
neighbor's problem.

And save room for more.

Will this simple hack give you

a brick pizza oven
in your own home?

Find out when
the "hack" comes back.

♪♪

Hack, what is going on
with you and Shelly?

I don't know. I keep trying
to impress her with hacks,

and Jett keeps
on hacking me!

I just wish there was a way
that we could show her

how totally uncool he is.

[ Ting! ]
Lisa, you're a genius.

Time out.

This ought to show Shelly
just how "cool" he is.

[ Audience laugh track ]

♪♪

Time in.

Jett, you're such a klutz!

Hey, Jett, I think I might
have a hack for that.

You generously pour salt
on the stain

to absorb the red whine.

Then you let it sit
for five minutes,

and then you douse it with
hot water when you get home.

And the sooner you leave...
The better.

Whatever.
Shelly, let's go.

Hey, man.
You dropped your ID!

You're 47?!

You told me you were 19!

I said I waslike

well, you can,
like, get lost.

[ Audience laugh track ]

♪♪

I've never been so happy
to be in high school.

As the hosts of
"hack my life,"

we get suggestions for hacks
from almost everyone we meet.

Well, today is extra-special
because this hack

is from my very own
aunt Joanna.

Hey! Aunt Joanna!
What does she want to do?

Aunt Joanna, instead of using
a traditional vacuum-cleaner

to clean up her home,
uses a leaf blower.

-No, she doesn't.
-Yeah, she does.

No, she does not
use a leaf --

are you calling
aunt Joanna a liar?

Let's test this out.

Both:
This is hack or wack.

Family style.

Hi, auntie j.
It's me, the skeptic.

-Hey!
-Nice to meet you.

When did you discover

that you could use a
leaf blower in your house?

Yep, the apple don't fall
far from the family tree.

I'm going to make a believer
out of Kevin.

Talk to you in a bit.
Love you. Bye-bye.

Aunt j uses a leaf blower

on things like dust
and pet hair.

Joanna: And you blow
everything out the door.

But so you can see
more clearly,

Kevin and I each have a
pre-prepared bag of party trash.

-Yeah!
-Let's blow this joint.

You said it. Charge!

[ Blower running ]

Ohh!

Well, now that's
the neighbor's problem.

[ Slow clapping ]

How's it doing with the
crushed bits of cereal,

like, in the carpet
and stuff?

Well, I think I can
get in there. I mean...

Yeah, let's see if that --
'cause that looks like

a stuck-in-there
mess, Brooke.

Nothing's going to
get that out!

[ Blower running ]

Wow! Beautiful.
Mwah!

[ Blower running ]

♪♪

[ Blower stops ]

-Bye!
-Bye, trash.

That was satisfying as hell,

and I have never
been more wrong.

-This room is clean!
-Wow.

We cleaned up
an entirequinceañera

in about
three and a half seconds.

I'm blown away.

This thing's a hack!

Ugh! I know we didn't
establish this rule

prior to trying out the hack,
but since you were wrong,

I need someone to
sweep up the backyard.

-You got it.
-Neighbor's yard.

[ Blower running ]

Brooke: This is Bob.

He may not look like much,
but back in the day,

Bob had some big dumb dreams,
which didn't quite work out.

Now Bob's a broke ass,

and he needs every hack
in the book to survive.

This is broke ass Bob's
guide to a cruise.

Congrats on landing
that entry-level job.

How's working life?
-I could use a vacation.

It's cruise time, baby.

Brooke: What?

You're going on a cruise
with only 200 bucks in the bank?

Uh, I won it at work.

#winning!

-Easy, Charlie sheen.
-Who's that?

Brooke: Never mind.
Congrats on winning the raffle.

Looks like you made it, Bob,
but you're not looking so hot.

I forgot
that I get sea sick.

Well, I'm sure
you'd be too cheap

to buy anti-nausea
medicine anyway.

Well, go ahead and grab
a green apple

from that free fruit basket.

The fiber will help
ease your nausea.

Now I can get back to
living my best life! Ha!

Housekeeping!

Wow. Who knew you had
so many swimsuits?

This pair's from high school.
Still fits.

[ Sea birds crying ]

Right. But where are you
going to dry all those?

Your room looks
pretty tight.

Bob makes his own drying racks

by blowing up balloons
to drape the suits on.

And it looks festive!
[ Fingers snap ]

Brooke: Yeah,
that's one word for it.

♪♪

Didn't realize
you had company, Bob!

I didn't win
a private room.

Since Bob can't afford
to upgrade to a private room,

he hacks some privacy
using a shower curtain.

A few magnetic ceiling hooks

transform it
into a room divider.

That's much more relaxing.

Brooke: Sweet dreams.

[ Alarm clock blaring ]

[ Gasps ] What's wrong?!
Is the ship on fire?!

Brooke: No, Bob.
It's your alarm clock.

You mean
I'm not on vacation?

Vacation? [ Laughs ]
You were dreaming.

But the good news is,

even though it was a dream,
you spent less than 7 bucks.

And the bad news?

The bad news is
that was your 15th snooze.

You're late for work.

What?!
Thanks a lot!

Have I ever told you
how unhelpful you are?!

Buongiorno!

Brooke: Can you hack
a professional pizza oven

in your own home
for under 20 bucks?

-I like it.
-Hmm.

Brooke:
Find out when we come back.

♪♪

Strike a pose. It's time to
work through another pop quiz.

Nice.

[ Camera shutter clicking ]

♪♪

Fashionable wool sweater
making your skin crawl?

How can I look so good
but feel so bad?

How am I supposed to
get a good pic

if I'm clawing at myself
in every shot?

My followers need
to see my ootd.

-Your...what?
-My outfit of the day.

Sorry. Sometimes,
I just have to abbreve

because things move so fast
in the digital age.

Well, then,
start live-tweeting

because it's time
for a pop quiz.

[ Fanfare plays ]

-Wow! Chic sign.
-Thank you.

To stop your sweater
from itching, should you...

A, give it
a conditioner bath...

B, brush it...

Or, c, submerge it
in soda water?

The bubbles will help
tame the wool fibers.

Well, obviously, it's "a."
Give it a conditioner bath.

Babe.

Go wash this.

The conditioner softens
the natural fibers

and prevents the shorter ones
from sticking out

and pricking you.

Whoa! How did you
know all that?

I'm a fashion maven.
I, like, know all.

Why did you even
need me to come here?

Your bubble's cute.

[ Chuckles ] Well.

Looks like this was one
itch you can...Hack.

Wow. That was
a pretty good pun.

Do you want to write
for my fashion blog?

[ Scoffs ] Blog? Come on.
I'm on a TV show.

I make $10,000 a post.

Holy [bleep].
Oh, my god.

I got to go rethink
some of my life choices.

'Kay, bye.

Buongiorno!

Today, I'm taking over
a restaurant

to serve patrons free lunch,

and there's only
one item on the menu --

authentic brick-oven pizza.

Only problem is that this place
does not have a brick oven.

But not to worry!
I'm gonna try to hack

their regular, old oven
into a hacked brick oven,

and we're gonna see if they...
Can spot the hack.

The key to a brick oven
are the bricks themselves.

They actually absorb the heat
and then radiate it back,

so it cooks evenly
and super-fast.

So, to hack our
homemade brick oven,

we're gonna line the inside
of a regular oven

with some terracotta tiles.

We start by lining the bottom.

You can get these
at any hardware store.

These are about $3 a pop.

All right. That's good.

So, now you want
to preheat the oven

as high as it will go,

and once it reaches
that temperature,

we need the tiles
to heat up, as well,

so you have to wait
an additional 45 minutes.

But I'm impatient, and this
is a half-hour show, so...

I already got one pre-heated.

These tiles are ready
for some 'za.

Hey, just like
mama used to make.

[ Twinkle! ]

Whoo-hoo! I got to tell you.

That looks good,
and it smells delicious,

but this test
is all about the taste.

So we're gonna test it
against a pizza

from a brick-oven pizzeria.

The ingredients
are exactly the same,

so the only difference between
these pizzas is the oven.

It's officially time to see
if people can spot the hack.

All right, friends. Here's
how this is gonna go down.

You have two slices of pizza
in front of you.

One was cooked in a real,
genuine brick oven.

The other was cooked in an oven

that I hacked
using terracotta tile.

I'm told it's
completely nontoxic.

Your job is to see
if you can spot

which pizza was cooked
in the hacked oven.

Sound good?

Well, then...
Mangia!

♪♪

-It's pretty good.
-Mmm!

Okay. I like it.
Mm-hmm.

This actually tastes
pretty good.

-This is great.
-Let me try the blue.

It's a jaw workout --
the blue one.

Man: You think
it's very bland?

Very bland compared
to the yellow.

A little chewy
on the -- the blue.

-The blue one? Yeah.
-Right?

-Hmm.
-But the blue's still good.

See a little more charred
in the crush.

-Mm-hmm.
-How's the mouth feel?

-The mouth is happy.
-[ Laughs ]

All right, friends, you've had
a chance to dine and deliberate,

but now it's time
for the moment of truth.

Can you spot the hack?

On the count of three,
I want you to lift the plate

that you believe
contains the hack pizza.

Three, two, one.

We'll rise like the dough
in the oven.

And I see a single yellow plate
amongst a sea of blue.

All right. Plates down,
everyone. Thank you.

Eight of you believe that the
blue plate was our hacked pizza.

How do you feel being the one
yellow plate in a sea of blue?

I don't know. I'm just
going with instinct.

All right, friends,
I can tell you now

that the hacked slice of pizza
was in fact resting on...

...the blue plate.

Congratulations to the
overwhelming majority of you.

You got it right, and you are
now celebrating our failure.

I guess we learned
that terracotta tiles

are a waste of time and energy,
so thank you for trying.

I'm gonna go sulk in the shadows
now. Thanks, everyone.

[ Laughter ]

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