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Brooke: Life hacks are supposed
to make your life better.
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Kevin: So if any of these hacks
make it worse,
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stop what you're doing
immediately!
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Brooke: The following
is a paid advertisement
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for the hamper champ deluxe.
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Man: Boxing's a great way to
knock out those extra pounds,
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but paying for a trainer
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can leave you
down for the count.
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That's why I came up
with a workout
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that combines the sweet science
with your washing appliance.
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Introducing hamper champ,
the punching bag
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that turns dirty laundry
into your sparring partner.
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Step one -- just stuff
your dirty clothes
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into a laundry bag.
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Step two --
hang the bag on a hook.
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Step three -- get out
all that laundry-day aggression.
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Boxing gyms rope-a-dope
their members
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for hundreds in fees.
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But all of this
home-fitness equipment
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is already in your home.
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The hamper champ --
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it's a laundry bag
filled with clothes.
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Brooke: Tonight...
[ Party horn blows ]
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...prepare to get lit.
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Kevin: We test hacks to keep
birthday candles burning bright.
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-We got one down.
-We got a candle down here.
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Brooke:
Plus, a hack master
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helps Kevin fulfill
his boyhood laser dreams.
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Ha ha ha! I told you not to
kick me out of the house!
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Kevin: The lazy cook's got
a solution for stale wine.
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Ahh. It smells
like a problem.
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Brooke: And we show you
how to lower your cable bill
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without raising your voice.
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Goodbye, my love.
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Kevin: Let's get this
hack party started.
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Mission accomplished.
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This is "hack my life."
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Chug! Chug!
Chug! Chug! Chug!
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Get it, bvp!
Yeah-okay.
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Oh, god!
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Kev, you know I like my beer
ice-cold for a chug sesh.
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-Come on, dude.
-I'm sorry. I totally forgot.
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But you know what? Maybe the
viewers at home can help.
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Them?
They're all drunk.
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Yeah, exactly.
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This is "hack mail."
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We're here
in our balmy hack lab
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to test out
your beer-chilling hacks.
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The one that gets our brewskis
the coldest the fastest
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will be awarded a tall,
frosty glass of...
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Both:
...Hack seal of approval!
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Our first hack comes to us
from Paul in Toronto, Canada.
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-Brooke, before we begin...
-Uh-huh.
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...how warm
is this beer?
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What's that?
That reading?
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It's about
70.7 degrees fahrenheit.
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-That's our control.
-Okay.
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Now, we've got
our empty container.
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I'm just gonna poke
a hole or two
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in the side
for our compressed air.
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Go ahead and load
the brewskis in.
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-Sure.
-Let's seal it up.
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-Okay, well, here goes nothing.
-All right.
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Shove that in there
and then...
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Oh, yeah!
That's ice forming.
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You can see it coming out,
and I can feel it is ice-cold.
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Whoo! Frost, frosty.
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We were at 70.5 degrees,
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and now we're at
a whopping...
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50 degrees.
...50 degrees!
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Not bad
for a few minutes' work.
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That's a chilly beer.
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We dropped the thing 20 degrees
in a matter of seconds
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with a simple can
of compressed air.
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Mission accomplished.
What more do you need?
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Let's move on
to our second hack.
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Let's!
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George in
Miami, Florida says...
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Okay,
that's got to feel great.
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It's a wet sock.
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Trick or treat?
Here we go.
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Whoo-oo-oo!
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Turn on the table fan.
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Whoa, oh-oh. Right.
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I'm gonna guess that George
has a lot of time on his hands,
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so this is gonna
take a little bit.
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Big moment.
Let's do a dunk-a-roo.
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Mmm.
Basically 3 degrees, Brooke.
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Wow!
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-Let's do the next hack.
-Yep.
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Carla writes...
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"It does the job
in only one minute"?
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I've got some ice water
right here.
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-Okay.
-You've got some salt.
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Yep.
The more, the merrier.
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It should make everything
nice and cool-like,
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but it is gonna take
a good minute and some mixing.
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Go ahead.
Pop 'em open.
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Once again -- whoops.
Here we go.
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Tell me what we got.
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Hoo, mama!
Hey.
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60 seconds later,
we're down to 48 degrees.
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-Really?
-I did not expect that.
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That's even colder
than the compressed air.
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Ooh, that's a good
mother-frigging hack.
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By the way,
salt and ice --
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hell of a lot cheaper
than compressed air.
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Yes.
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If you want to take
60 seconds
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and chill your beer
by 20 degrees,
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this is the hack
for you.
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So, cheers to you,
salty ice-water bath hack.
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Carla, you win our...
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Both:
...Hack seal of approval!
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Cheers, bud.
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Oh, yeah. Bottoms up.
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Mm-hmm.
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Oh, it's so salty!
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Okay. Yeah.
Clean the rim.
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Ugh!
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♪♪
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[ Zoom! ]
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[ Film projector runs ]
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Announcer:Glue!fixer of broken things.
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Attacher of stuffto other stuff.
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But did you knowthis sticky substance
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is also a hack from history?
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The stone age.2.6 million years ago.
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Neanderthals looked for a wayto make stronger tools.
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By heating birch barkover a fire,
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they extracta tar-like substance
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which they useto stick rocks to wood.
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Thanks, sharpest tool
in the shed.
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But glue as we know it
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didn't take holduntil Egypt, 2000 bc.
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Hoping to get more meatoff the bone,
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butchers boiled cattleskeletons after slaughter.
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The result isa thick, white paste.
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It tastes badbut is so adhesive
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that woodworkers start using itto hack together furniture.
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This chair is sturdy
as an ox!
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[ Laughs ]
You have no idea.
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Glue remains moreor less unchanged
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until world war ii.
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American chemist Harry coover
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sets out to invent a clear,scratch-proof substance
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that can replace glassin rifle sights.
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One day,while mixing chemicals,
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he creates a resinthat sticks to everything.
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Super.
Just super.
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He traces the resin'sadhesive properties
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to a compoundcalled cyanoacrylate,
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and super glue is born!
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So, here's to you, glue.
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No matterwhat the future holds,
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it will be held togetherby you.
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And that's why you'rea great hack from history.
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Kevin: The party's
only just begun, hackers.
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Up next, hacks to prevent
a birthday-candle blow-out.
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Brooke: And we show you how
to light up your dinnerware.
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Let there be hacks!
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Kevin:
When "hack my life" returns.
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Brooke: The following
is a paid advertisement
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for cold's gym smart bells.
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Here's a cold, hard fact
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for everyone paying
for a gym membership --
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you're not getting ripped,
you're getting ripped off.
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Quit being a dumbbell and start
lifting these instead --
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cold's gym smart bells.
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They're free weights
that are 100% free of charge.
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Just fill two old milk jugs
with water
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and freeze for three hours.
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Once your timer hits zero,
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it's time for you
to hit the weights.
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♪♪
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[Bleep] Are we done yet?
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Go to your kitchen
and make your own set
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of cold's gym smart bells today!
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♪♪
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Hey there, friends.
Welcome to let's make a thing,
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where one man's trash
is another man's treasure.
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Let's see what
we're working with today.
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Oh, look at that.
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It's some fine dinnerware
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from a fancy, Swedish,
prefab retailer.
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Ike-an't remember the name right
now, but it doesn't matter.
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What matters is that
these things are delightful.
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In fact, today, they're
gonna light up our lives,
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because we are hacking them
into a funky modern lamp.
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So, here's what you need.
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Well, first,
you need a wooden salad bowl.
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You need yourself a pendant kit
and a light bulb.
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So, let's make a thing!
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Step one --
we're gonna have to drill
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a hole in the bottom
of our bowl,
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and for that,
we need a hole saw.
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So, this is a regular old drill,
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but it's got a hole-saw
attachment.
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It's an inch and three-quarters,
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which is exactly the same size
as our pendant kit.
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We all know drilling
can get dangerous.
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Let's gear up.
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♪♪
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In we go.
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♪♪
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There we go. Beautiful.
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So, I'm gonna pass the top
of the pendant kit
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right on through.
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And then to make sure this stays
in place while it's hanging,
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we're gonna thread
this bad boy on.
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This already looks fantastic,
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but I can't help but feel like
I'm missing one small thing.
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Oh!
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The light bulb.
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And...let there be hacks!
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Ooh, you feel that on your face?
That warm, Swedish glow.
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I could bask in it for hours.
But it's so hip.
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That makes me
want to hop on a fixie
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and sprout a moustache
and cold-brew some coffee.
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And it saved so much money.
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It just costs you a couple bucks
and a few minutes of time,
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and you can hack yourself
an amazing lamp.
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Project complete.
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Now I got to go
assemble a...Blarmfumf.
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♪♪
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[ Zoom! ]
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[ Pop! Pop! ]
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[ Pop! Pop! ]
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♪ Happy birthday
to you ♪
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♪ happy birthday,
dear kev ♪
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[ Gasps ]
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Brooke,
the candles blew out.
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Now what am I
supposed to wish for?
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I don't know --
maybe three hacks
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so this tragedy
will never happen again?
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Actually,
that's a great idea.
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And this is
a hack vs. Hack.
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Today, we've got
Justin, Patrick, and Ross,
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who will be competing
to deliver a bright
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and glowing birthday cake
to birthday boy here.
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[ Party horn blows ]
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So, honored guests,
underneath this box
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we have three
very different hacks
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that should help prevent
candles from blowing out
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before your cake reaches
the birthday boy or girl.
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Here they are!
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Your first hack is a plate.
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Hack number two
is a portable fan.
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Hack number three,
your own body.
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I'm talking about
the backwards walk. Okay.
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Block the air with your person,
and you should be set.
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Anyone immediately drawn
to a hack?
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-The fan, right off the bat.
-A fan of the fan.
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-A fan of the fan.
-A fan of the fan.
255
00:10:37,200 --> 00:10:38,250
Patrick, what's
going on in there?
256
00:10:38,283 --> 00:10:39,333
I think I got to go
with the walk.
257
00:10:39,366 --> 00:10:42,046
For a cake of this size,
you need a bigger shield.
258
00:10:42,083 --> 00:10:43,133
The plate -- too small.
259
00:10:43,166 --> 00:10:44,376
Ross, how do you feel
about the plate?
260
00:10:44,416 --> 00:10:46,196
I mean,
I would like to contest
261
00:10:46,233 --> 00:10:48,403
and have the backwards
walk for myself.
262
00:10:48,433 --> 00:10:52,083
But I have a lot of years
of waiting-tables experience,
263
00:10:52,116 --> 00:10:53,476
so that might come
into play.
264
00:10:54,016 --> 00:10:55,346
All right, here's how
this race is going down --
265
00:10:55,383 --> 00:10:57,433
each of you will have
one flaming cake,
266
00:10:57,466 --> 00:11:00,076
which you have to navigate
through our very challenging
267
00:11:00,116 --> 00:11:03,266
and highly unrealistic
birthday obstacle course.
268
00:11:03,300 --> 00:11:04,480
At any point
throughout this race,
269
00:11:05,016 --> 00:11:07,326
if a candle goes out,
you must stop, relight it,
270
00:11:07,366 --> 00:11:10,066
and then continue
with your journey.
271
00:11:10,100 --> 00:11:11,250
-Are we clear?
-Yes.
272
00:11:11,283 --> 00:11:12,453
-Crystal clear?
-Yes.
273
00:11:12,483 --> 00:11:14,153
Crystal.
274
00:11:14,183 --> 00:11:17,033
♪♪
275
00:11:17,066 --> 00:11:21,296
Brooke: Everybody,
on your Mark, get set, and...
276
00:11:21,333 --> 00:11:23,283
[ Whistle blows ]
277
00:11:23,316 --> 00:11:24,996
-All right, they're off.
-Okay.
278
00:11:25,033 --> 00:11:27,123
Going through the birthday
present minefield there.
279
00:11:27,150 --> 00:11:30,020
Oh, my god.
With no problem is Justin.
280
00:11:30,050 --> 00:11:32,300
Justin is just gliding through
with his portable fan.
281
00:11:32,333 --> 00:11:34,103
Hot-stepping his way.
282
00:11:34,133 --> 00:11:36,083
I'm a little bit
worried for Patrick.
283
00:11:36,116 --> 00:11:37,196
I'm moonwalking.
284
00:11:37,233 --> 00:11:39,053
The backwards walk
is tough, Brooke.
285
00:11:39,083 --> 00:11:41,353
He easily could trip
on a dump truck or a scooter.
286
00:11:41,383 --> 00:11:43,303
Justin is just cruising.
287
00:11:43,333 --> 00:11:45,203
Oh, Ross --
Ross is making a go, here.
288
00:11:45,233 --> 00:11:47,103
She's trying to cut
on the inside.
289
00:11:47,133 --> 00:11:49,023
The plate windshield doing
a good job of blocking it.
290
00:11:49,050 --> 00:11:50,220
-Watch out for the piñatas.
-Yep.
291
00:11:50,250 --> 00:11:52,300
We don't want to set
one of those on fire.
292
00:11:52,333 --> 00:11:53,353
Oh, no!
293
00:11:53,383 --> 00:11:55,053
Oh, we got
an extinguished candle.
294
00:11:55,083 --> 00:11:57,373
Patrick is struggling. It seems
like the backwards walk
295
00:11:57,400 --> 00:12:00,120
just isn't blocking
the air flow.
296
00:12:00,150 --> 00:12:03,070
Meanwhile, Justin's mini fan
is entering the wind tunnel.
297
00:12:03,100 --> 00:12:04,320
Oh, my god. Oh, my god.
Oh, my god.
298
00:12:04,350 --> 00:12:06,170
It's still lit.
It's still got life.
299
00:12:06,200 --> 00:12:07,480
I am shocked
at the effectiveness
300
00:12:08,016 --> 00:12:09,076
of this fan, Brooke.
301
00:12:09,116 --> 00:12:11,246
It's pushing all of that
incoming air away.
302
00:12:11,283 --> 00:12:13,033
-We got one down.
-We got a candle down, here.
303
00:12:13,066 --> 00:12:14,396
-Candle down.
-Ohh!
304
00:12:14,433 --> 00:12:17,053
Not quite big enough
to block that wind.
305
00:12:17,083 --> 00:12:20,033
Justin, coming through
like a champ all-pro.
306
00:12:20,066 --> 00:12:21,246
Just using that fan
307
00:12:21,283 --> 00:12:23,153
to blow those balloons
right out of his way.
308
00:12:23,183 --> 00:12:24,333
I don't see
a single candle out.
309
00:12:24,366 --> 00:12:26,066
And coming across
the finish line.
310
00:12:26,100 --> 00:12:27,380
The fan wins.
We have it.
311
00:12:27,416 --> 00:12:29,196
That's a w
right there.
312
00:12:29,233 --> 00:12:33,023
Coming in for a strong second
is Ross and her plastic plate.
313
00:12:33,050 --> 00:12:34,370
Oh, I think the plate
is melting.
314
00:12:34,400 --> 00:12:36,420
-Yeah, that is absolutely toxic.
-Oh, no.
315
00:12:36,450 --> 00:12:39,020
Same old story --
Patrick's candles are out.
316
00:12:39,050 --> 00:12:41,420
Patrick, stop ruining
Kevin's birthday!
317
00:12:41,450 --> 00:12:43,370
Let's go, Patrick!
318
00:12:43,400 --> 00:12:45,380
This is embarrassing.
319
00:12:45,416 --> 00:12:47,226
Brooke:
Come on! All right.
320
00:12:47,266 --> 00:12:49,296
Okay. Oh. Hey.
321
00:12:49,333 --> 00:12:52,323
♪♪
322
00:12:52,350 --> 00:12:54,470
Kevin: Well, we definitely
had some mixed results.
323
00:12:55,000 --> 00:12:57,070
Let's start with
that melted plate.
324
00:12:57,100 --> 00:12:59,400
It was sitting here
for a length of time.
325
00:12:59,433 --> 00:13:01,473
I think that the hack
actually does work
326
00:13:02,000 --> 00:13:04,280
with the realistic amount of
time that someone would have.
327
00:13:04,316 --> 00:13:05,376
Backwards walking --
328
00:13:05,416 --> 00:13:07,276
we just threw that
out the window.
329
00:13:07,316 --> 00:13:09,026
I let you down, Kevin,
on your birthday.
330
00:13:09,066 --> 00:13:10,476
Kevin: Wow. Yeah, you
absolutely did let me down.
331
00:13:11,016 --> 00:13:12,176
We do have to declare
a clear winner.
332
00:13:12,216 --> 00:13:16,376
Mm-hmm. And, Justin,
I'm a bigfan
333
00:13:16,416 --> 00:13:19,346
[ ding! Ding! ]
334
00:13:19,383 --> 00:13:21,053
Normally, we give
a cash prize,
335
00:13:21,083 --> 00:13:23,273
but today you just get
to eat cake with Kevin.
336
00:13:23,300 --> 00:13:25,250
Yeah!
337
00:13:25,283 --> 00:13:26,403
Oh, it's got to Pierce
through the wax.
338
00:13:26,433 --> 00:13:29,103
That's a firm film on top
of my birthday cake.
339
00:13:29,133 --> 00:13:30,173
Delicious victory.
340
00:13:30,200 --> 00:13:32,450
Justin: The wax is where
you get the protein.
341
00:13:32,483 --> 00:13:34,453
Brooke:
Up next, see how easy it is
342
00:13:34,483 --> 00:13:37,283
to beat the cable company
at its own game.
343
00:13:37,316 --> 00:13:39,246
-Ready to do this?
-Bring it on.
344
00:13:39,283 --> 00:13:41,183
Kevin: And never
throw away booze again.
345
00:13:41,216 --> 00:13:42,446
Salud!
346
00:13:42,483 --> 00:13:44,433
The lazy cook rescues
your stale vino
347
00:13:44,466 --> 00:13:47,246
when hacky hour returns.
348
00:13:51,200 --> 00:13:53,050
Brooke: The following
is a paid advertisement
349
00:13:53,083 --> 00:13:55,123
for the dyno-sphere 2.0.
350
00:13:55,150 --> 00:13:57,270
Do you want to put
a lunge and twist
351
00:13:57,300 --> 00:13:59,050
on your regular workout?
352
00:13:59,083 --> 00:14:01,033
Too bad you need
a doctor's salary
353
00:14:01,066 --> 00:14:02,216
to afford one of these.
354
00:14:02,250 --> 00:14:06,050
They're called medicine balls
for a reason.
355
00:14:06,083 --> 00:14:08,003
Let me write you
a prescription
356
00:14:08,033 --> 00:14:10,003
for a new kind of workout.
357
00:14:10,033 --> 00:14:12,473
Introducing the dyno-sphere 2.0.
358
00:14:13,000 --> 00:14:14,330
The medicine-ball alternative
359
00:14:14,366 --> 00:14:17,346
that big fitness
doesn't want you to know about.
360
00:14:17,383 --> 00:14:21,123
Just steal a kickball
from a local elementary school
361
00:14:21,150 --> 00:14:23,200
and poke a small hole in it.
362
00:14:23,233 --> 00:14:27,083
Next, use a funnel
to fill it with sand.
363
00:14:27,116 --> 00:14:30,376
And finally,
seal it all up with duct tape.
364
00:14:30,416 --> 00:14:33,096
Now, you are ready
to have a ball,
365
00:14:33,133 --> 00:14:34,373
and you didn't even
have to squat
366
00:14:34,400 --> 00:14:36,470
and reach for your wallet.
367
00:14:37,000 --> 00:14:38,280
Dyno-sphere 2.0.
368
00:14:38,316 --> 00:14:41,996
Just put some sand
in a kickball.
369
00:14:42,033 --> 00:14:43,423
You know what?
Almost everyone in america
370
00:14:43,450 --> 00:14:46,030
has cable, including you --
371
00:14:46,066 --> 00:14:48,146
you know, 'cause you're
watching TV right now.
372
00:14:48,183 --> 00:14:50,303
But cable bills can be pricy.
373
00:14:50,333 --> 00:14:52,153
In fact,
the average cable bill
374
00:14:52,183 --> 00:14:54,373
has increased 40%
in recent years.
375
00:14:54,400 --> 00:14:57,150
Oh, no,
that will not do.
376
00:14:57,183 --> 00:14:59,223
So today, we're gonna show you
how to save a couple bucks
377
00:14:59,250 --> 00:15:00,420
by cutting down
your cable bill.
378
00:15:00,450 --> 00:15:04,020
This is
"gaming the system."
379
00:15:04,050 --> 00:15:06,300
Today, we're gonna show you
how to lower your cable bill
380
00:15:06,333 --> 00:15:09,003
by as much as $500 a year,
381
00:15:09,033 --> 00:15:12,003
all by successfully navigating
the customer-service system.
382
00:15:12,033 --> 00:15:13,403
Now, what you're about
to see is a re-enactment
383
00:15:13,433 --> 00:15:16,033
based on a phone call
from one of our producers
384
00:15:16,066 --> 00:15:17,376
to their actual
cable company.
385
00:15:17,416 --> 00:15:21,146
I'll be playing the esteemed
role of cable-company rep,
386
00:15:21,183 --> 00:15:23,453
following the script provided
in my trusty binder,
387
00:15:23,483 --> 00:15:27,323
which mimics the script
actual cable-company reps use.
388
00:15:27,350 --> 00:15:30,220
And I will be playing the role
that I was born to play --
389
00:15:30,250 --> 00:15:32,230
a disgruntled cable customer
looking to get
390
00:15:32,266 --> 00:15:35,146
at least 10% knocked off
my monthly cable bill.
391
00:15:35,183 --> 00:15:37,023
And rather than a script,
I've just got
392
00:15:37,050 --> 00:15:38,120
a customer cheat sheet.
393
00:15:38,150 --> 00:15:39,280
Ready to do this?
394
00:15:39,316 --> 00:15:41,216
Bring it on.
395
00:15:41,250 --> 00:15:43,050
♪♪
396
00:15:43,083 --> 00:15:45,353
Hello. Thank you for
calling timecast cable.
397
00:15:45,383 --> 00:15:47,403
Who do I have the pleasure
of speaking with today?
398
00:15:47,433 --> 00:15:50,083
I don't know if this is gonna
be a pleasurable experience
399
00:15:50,116 --> 00:15:51,266
for you, sweetheart,
400
00:15:51,300 --> 00:15:53,380
but this is television's
Kevin pereira.
401
00:15:53,416 --> 00:15:55,146
Pleasure.
402
00:15:55,183 --> 00:15:57,283
How may I
assist you today?
403
00:15:57,316 --> 00:16:00,166
Hack number one -- do not be
afraid to drop the c-bomb --
404
00:16:00,200 --> 00:16:01,270
cancel.
405
00:16:01,300 --> 00:16:03,050
'Cause if they know you want
to cancel your service,
406
00:16:03,083 --> 00:16:04,383
they're gonna send you right
to the retention department,
407
00:16:04,416 --> 00:16:07,076
and those are the people
with any power.
408
00:16:07,116 --> 00:16:09,116
Well, I was looking
over my bill,
409
00:16:09,150 --> 00:16:11,250
and it's almost doubled
in this last month.
410
00:16:11,283 --> 00:16:12,473
I was paying $79.99.
411
00:16:13,000 --> 00:16:15,370
This month,
jumped way up to 160 bucks.
412
00:16:15,400 --> 00:16:18,230
I'm afraid I'm gonna
have to cancel my service.
413
00:16:18,266 --> 00:16:21,016
Yeah, I see that you were
on a year-long promotion
414
00:16:21,050 --> 00:16:22,300
that expired last month.
415
00:16:22,333 --> 00:16:24,283
All right, I didn't realize
it was a year-long promotion,
416
00:16:24,316 --> 00:16:27,176
so is there any way
I can keep the old rate?
417
00:16:27,216 --> 00:16:30,176
Well, Mr. Pereira,
unfortunately,
418
00:16:30,216 --> 00:16:33,416
that is the plan
you signed up for, [bleep]
419
00:16:33,450 --> 00:16:36,050
I'm sorry?
If you would like to lower your rate,
420
00:16:36,083 --> 00:16:39,133
I could switch you over to our
standard package of channels.
421
00:16:39,166 --> 00:16:41,446
Hack number two --
do your homework.
422
00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:43,100
When you bring up
the competition,
423
00:16:43,133 --> 00:16:45,083
you let the retentions
agent know two things --
424
00:16:45,116 --> 00:16:47,316
one, that you're serious
about saving money,
425
00:16:47,350 --> 00:16:50,320
and, two, you still want
to keep cable service.
426
00:16:50,350 --> 00:16:53,000
I really don't want
to lose any channels.
427
00:16:53,033 --> 00:16:54,403
Thing is,
I've got some offers
428
00:16:54,433 --> 00:16:56,303
from some different companies
in the area.
429
00:16:56,333 --> 00:16:59,173
So I feel like the smart thing
would be to just --
430
00:16:59,200 --> 00:17:01,050
yeah, I'm gonna have to go ahead
with that cancelation,
431
00:17:01,083 --> 00:17:04,123
there, Brooke.
How do you feel about that?
432
00:17:04,150 --> 00:17:07,180
Okay. Well, Mr. Pereira, I can't
speak to other companies,
433
00:17:07,216 --> 00:17:12,016
but I can offer six free months
of premium movie channels
434
00:17:12,050 --> 00:17:13,380
in addition
to your current package.
435
00:17:13,416 --> 00:17:15,416
I got to tell you --
I appreciate the offer,
436
00:17:15,450 --> 00:17:17,330
and I would love
to have those channels,
437
00:17:17,366 --> 00:17:19,026
but here's the thing...
438
00:17:19,066 --> 00:17:21,266
Hack number three --
when all else fails,
439
00:17:21,300 --> 00:17:23,300
just say you simply
can't afford it.
440
00:17:23,333 --> 00:17:25,373
There's nothing
you could do.
441
00:17:25,400 --> 00:17:27,350
I can't afford it.
442
00:17:27,383 --> 00:17:30,253
Okay.
I'm sorry to hear that, sir.
443
00:17:30,283 --> 00:17:32,383
I'll just check a couple
of things with my manager.
444
00:17:32,416 --> 00:17:34,316
Would that be okay for you,
Mr. Pereira?
445
00:17:34,350 --> 00:17:38,250
Sure. Anything would be great
because I can't afford it.
446
00:17:38,283 --> 00:17:41,123
I'm sorry to say it.
I can't afford it.
447
00:17:41,150 --> 00:17:44,020
Okay. Wonderful. Well, I'm just
gonna put you on hold again.
448
00:17:44,050 --> 00:17:45,220
Thank you.
449
00:17:45,250 --> 00:17:46,420
I can't afford it.
450
00:17:46,450 --> 00:17:49,330
Mr. Pereira,
I apologize for the wait.
451
00:17:49,366 --> 00:17:51,346
Get ready.
452
00:17:51,383 --> 00:17:55,433
I spoke with my manager,
and today I've been authorized
453
00:17:55,466 --> 00:17:58,466
to offer you a rate reduction
on your current plan
454
00:17:59,000 --> 00:18:02,080
to $69.99 per month
for the entire year,
455
00:18:02,116 --> 00:18:04,416
including the service upgrade
to our premium movie package,
456
00:18:04,450 --> 00:18:07,220
which we do not do
for everybody, sir.
457
00:18:07,250 --> 00:18:09,170
So that's $10 a month less
458
00:18:09,200 --> 00:18:11,470
than what I'm paying for now,
for more channels?
459
00:18:12,000 --> 00:18:14,000
Sir, you are
right as rain.
460
00:18:14,033 --> 00:18:15,403
[ Scoffs ]
461
00:18:15,433 --> 00:18:17,253
♪♪
462
00:18:17,283 --> 00:18:19,383
That's it, friends.
It really worked.
463
00:18:19,416 --> 00:18:21,296
I mean, yes, our re-enactment
was a little silly,
464
00:18:21,333 --> 00:18:23,203
but our producer
used these hacks
465
00:18:23,233 --> 00:18:25,073
and walked away
like a champion.
466
00:18:25,100 --> 00:18:28,300
Let's not forget
the final hack -- Patience.
467
00:18:28,333 --> 00:18:31,303
Our producer was actually
on the call for over an hour,
468
00:18:31,333 --> 00:18:33,253
but it seems
to be worth it.
469
00:18:33,283 --> 00:18:35,353
I actually can't wait to check
out all the sweet new channels.
470
00:18:35,383 --> 00:18:38,453
In fact, I'm gonna call all
my friends over right now.
471
00:18:38,483 --> 00:18:40,233
The phone's not
plugged in, hon.
472
00:18:40,266 --> 00:18:42,996
Jared. What's up, buddy? Want
to come watch "taken" again?
473
00:18:43,033 --> 00:18:44,373
It's not plugged in,
Kevin.
474
00:18:44,400 --> 00:18:46,430
♪♪
475
00:18:59,250 --> 00:19:01,320
♪♪
476
00:19:05,416 --> 00:19:08,066
[ Crash! ]
477
00:19:10,100 --> 00:19:13,020
[ Sniffs ] Ugh!
478
00:19:13,050 --> 00:19:15,070
If you're as lazy as I am,
there's a good chance
479
00:19:15,100 --> 00:19:17,000
you've ruined
your fair share of red wine
480
00:19:17,033 --> 00:19:20,123
by passing out before you can
put the cork back in the bottle.
481
00:19:20,150 --> 00:19:23,020
Luckily, all you need to
hack yesterday's stale wine
482
00:19:23,050 --> 00:19:25,370
into today's sangria
is an ice-cube tray.
483
00:19:25,400 --> 00:19:26,470
[Laughter
484
00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:30,020
so, come on, everybody,
it's 5:00 somewhere.
485
00:19:30,050 --> 00:19:33,320
All you need to get started
is aforementioned stale wine.
486
00:19:33,350 --> 00:19:35,470
You'll need a pitcher,
berries of your choice,
487
00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:39,050
some sugar,
and some ice-cube trays.
488
00:19:39,083 --> 00:19:42,333
Pour about 1/3 of a cup
of sugar into the pitcher,
489
00:19:42,366 --> 00:19:46,146
drop some berries
into your sugar down here,
490
00:19:46,183 --> 00:19:49,253
and you're just gonna smash
everything up into small pieces.
491
00:19:49,283 --> 00:19:50,383
Ooh!
492
00:19:50,416 --> 00:19:52,426
These berries are as smashed
as you're gonna be.
493
00:19:52,466 --> 00:19:53,476
[Laughter
494
00:19:54,016 --> 00:19:55,416
once the berries
are good and muddled,
495
00:19:55,450 --> 00:19:59,080
pour in that bottle of red wine.
496
00:19:59,116 --> 00:20:00,346
Salud!
497
00:20:00,383 --> 00:20:02,253
The berries and sugar will mask
498
00:20:02,283 --> 00:20:06,023
any of the tainted,
stale-wine taste.
499
00:20:06,050 --> 00:20:08,350
Ah. It smells like a problem.
500
00:20:08,383 --> 00:20:13,123
Last up, we're just gonna pour
this into our ice-cube tray.
501
00:20:13,150 --> 00:20:14,270
There we go.
502
00:20:14,300 --> 00:20:17,180
No boozy fruit left behind.
503
00:20:17,216 --> 00:20:20,126
All right, now I'm just
gonna pop this in the freezer.
504
00:20:20,166 --> 00:20:22,016
If you'd like to make
a single serving,
505
00:20:22,050 --> 00:20:24,130
you just need
one ice cube per glass.
506
00:20:24,166 --> 00:20:27,196
But I'm gonna make a serving
for multiple people.
507
00:20:27,233 --> 00:20:28,473
[ Ting! ]
508
00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:30,350
Once you've got your
ice cubes in the pitcher,
509
00:20:30,383 --> 00:20:32,423
mix it up like
a traditional sangria.
510
00:20:32,450 --> 00:20:36,200
Little splash of Brandy
and some o.J.
511
00:20:36,233 --> 00:20:38,003
This hack is perfect for a party
512
00:20:38,033 --> 00:20:39,423
because you can make it
ahead of time
513
00:20:39,450 --> 00:20:42,150
and the ice cubes will melt
as the guests arrive.
514
00:20:42,183 --> 00:20:45,273
Give your concoction a stir,
and it's go time, baby.
515
00:20:45,300 --> 00:20:48,130
Ahh!
516
00:20:48,166 --> 00:20:51,146
Well, it's time
to get this party started.
517
00:20:51,183 --> 00:20:55,253
Cheers! Yeah.
Who needs a glass?
518
00:20:55,283 --> 00:20:56,403
Kevin: Coming up...
519
00:20:56,433 --> 00:20:58,103
-Oh!
-There you go.
520
00:20:58,133 --> 00:21:01,203
...a rocket scientist makes
my fiery dreams come true...
521
00:21:01,233 --> 00:21:02,283
Boom.
522
00:21:02,316 --> 00:21:05,066
...when the "hack" blasts back.
523
00:21:06,483 --> 00:21:09,173
♪♪
524
00:21:09,200 --> 00:21:11,280
Growing up,
I loved Sci-Fi movies,
525
00:21:11,316 --> 00:21:13,166
'cause I just loved
the promise
526
00:21:13,200 --> 00:21:15,450
that, in the future, I was
gonna have a laser blaster.
527
00:21:15,483 --> 00:21:17,173
But it's the future now,
528
00:21:17,200 --> 00:21:19,000
and I don't have
a frigging laser blaster.
529
00:21:19,033 --> 00:21:20,103
But I got me an engineer,
530
00:21:20,133 --> 00:21:21,423
and he's gonna teach us
how to build one.
531
00:21:21,450 --> 00:21:23,280
It's safe and legal.
Don't worry.
532
00:21:23,316 --> 00:21:25,996
-Uh, I don't know about safe.
-No, no, nope!
533
00:21:26,033 --> 00:21:28,233
This is "hack masters."
534
00:21:28,266 --> 00:21:30,196
This is kosta grammatis,
and he is an engineer
535
00:21:30,233 --> 00:21:32,183
because it says so
somewhere on the screen.
536
00:21:32,216 --> 00:21:33,476
That makes it official.
537
00:21:34,016 --> 00:21:35,196
So, you were hacking
at a young age,
538
00:21:35,233 --> 00:21:36,403
just out of curiosity?
Absolutely.
539
00:21:36,433 --> 00:21:38,153
Okay, and that
snowballed, somehow,
540
00:21:38,183 --> 00:21:41,053
into a career where you
ended up working at SpaceX?
541
00:21:41,083 --> 00:21:42,383
How the hell
does that happen?
542
00:21:42,416 --> 00:21:45,426
After a lifetime of hacking,
people start to notice.
543
00:21:45,466 --> 00:21:48,066
And they're like,
"wow. Come hack for us."
544
00:21:48,100 --> 00:21:49,370
And I've worked
in everything,
545
00:21:49,400 --> 00:21:52,080
from building bionic eyes
for cyborgs
546
00:21:52,116 --> 00:21:54,376
to telecommunications
for developing countries.
547
00:21:54,416 --> 00:21:57,016
Kosta, how are we gonna
make a laser blaster?
548
00:21:57,050 --> 00:21:59,280
It's actually
surprisingly easy.
549
00:21:59,316 --> 00:22:03,026
A little-known secret --
inside this blu-ray burner
550
00:22:03,066 --> 00:22:05,196
is a high-powered laser
551
00:22:05,233 --> 00:22:09,133
that has the power
to set things on fire.
552
00:22:09,166 --> 00:22:11,376
That's terrifying. So,
let's get inside this bad boy.
553
00:22:11,416 --> 00:22:14,396
First step, basic disassembly.
There we go.
554
00:22:14,433 --> 00:22:16,253
So, we're inside.
Okay.
555
00:22:16,283 --> 00:22:18,073
This is like a Roomba's
reproductive system.
556
00:22:18,100 --> 00:22:20,230
I have no idea
where or how it goes.
557
00:22:20,266 --> 00:22:24,266
Inside are all the optics
that write onto the DVD drive.
558
00:22:24,300 --> 00:22:26,200
There we go.
So, these are the optics,
559
00:22:26,233 --> 00:22:28,103
and inside --
you can see it right here --
560
00:22:28,133 --> 00:22:29,223
is the diode.
561
00:22:29,250 --> 00:22:31,130
Oop. There we go.
562
00:22:31,166 --> 00:22:32,296
There's your laser.
That's it?
563
00:22:32,333 --> 00:22:34,073
That's the laser?
That's the laser.
564
00:22:34,100 --> 00:22:36,370
This teeny-tiny little piece
that you just pulled off?
565
00:22:36,400 --> 00:22:38,130
Yep.
566
00:22:38,166 --> 00:22:40,096
This is the guy that's gonna
spit out a frigging laser beam
567
00:22:40,133 --> 00:22:41,473
for our blaster
that's powerful enough
568
00:22:42,000 --> 00:22:43,370
to potentially start fires?
Yep.
569
00:22:43,400 --> 00:22:46,030
So, now we got to connect
the laser diode
570
00:22:46,066 --> 00:22:47,226
to the power supply.
571
00:22:47,266 --> 00:22:50,076
And what this does is
it controls the current
572
00:22:50,116 --> 00:22:52,196
that goes into that laser.
Okay.
573
00:22:52,233 --> 00:22:54,123
And you didn't pull this
out of the blu-ray drive.
574
00:22:54,150 --> 00:22:56,230
This is something
that you just get online?
575
00:22:56,266 --> 00:22:59,126
Yep.
We'll wire it up.
576
00:22:59,166 --> 00:23:01,016
♪♪
577
00:23:01,050 --> 00:23:03,050
And then, we hit "on."
[ Imitates explosion ]
578
00:23:03,083 --> 00:23:05,403
This is already impressive
and interesting.
579
00:23:05,433 --> 00:23:07,333
This doesn't scream
"laser blaster" to me.
580
00:23:07,366 --> 00:23:12,076
I agree with you 100%.
What we need is a blaster.
581
00:23:12,116 --> 00:23:13,996
Yes! Please!
582
00:23:14,033 --> 00:23:17,303
I've got two diabolical
laser blasters
583
00:23:17,333 --> 00:23:19,033
that I built just for us.
584
00:23:19,066 --> 00:23:22,026
And we took out the guts
and we rewired it
585
00:23:22,066 --> 00:23:23,416
to have all those
components in there.
586
00:23:23,450 --> 00:23:25,430
These are dangerous.
587
00:23:25,466 --> 00:23:29,326
And we have some
specialty-made goggles
588
00:23:29,366 --> 00:23:30,446
that are designed
589
00:23:30,483 --> 00:23:33,053
to block this specific
wavelength of light.
590
00:23:33,083 --> 00:23:34,473
We got to put these on
before we do anything
591
00:23:35,000 --> 00:23:37,250
with these lasers.
592
00:23:37,283 --> 00:23:40,073
Hack.
Master.
593
00:23:40,100 --> 00:23:42,120
Okay. It's on.
594
00:23:42,150 --> 00:23:44,430
Now -- now hold it steady.
595
00:23:44,466 --> 00:23:46,366
There. It's smoking.
There you go.
596
00:23:46,400 --> 00:23:48,380
Whoo!
Happy birthday, mom!
597
00:23:48,416 --> 00:23:52,116
Ha ha ha! I told you not
to kick me out of the house!
598
00:23:52,150 --> 00:23:54,080
Don't cross the streams.
See what happens.
599
00:23:54,116 --> 00:23:56,166
Oh, yeah.
That is toasty.
600
00:23:56,200 --> 00:23:57,380
This'll get you kicked
out of the boy scouts.
601
00:23:57,416 --> 00:23:59,116
Absolutely.
602
00:23:59,150 --> 00:24:00,420
What you got?!
603
00:24:00,450 --> 00:24:02,130
There you go.
604
00:24:02,166 --> 00:24:04,276
Oh-ho-ho! That is
satisfyingly dangerous!
605
00:24:04,316 --> 00:24:08,016
♪♪
606
00:24:08,050 --> 00:24:11,030
Every good Sci-Fi hero did an
under-the-leg balloon-pop shot.
607
00:24:11,066 --> 00:24:13,466
Boom.
Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
608
00:24:14,000 --> 00:24:15,430
Blat!
Mission accomplished.
609
00:24:15,466 --> 00:24:17,276
[ Blows ]
610
00:24:17,316 --> 00:24:19,376
Childhood dreams --
realized.
611
00:24:19,416 --> 00:24:21,346
Local authorities --
terrified.
612
00:24:21,383 --> 00:24:23,203
But, hey, that doesn't
mean anything.
613
00:24:23,233 --> 00:24:24,353
You're still
a hack master.
614
00:24:24,383 --> 00:24:26,153
Thank you for making me
a laser blaster.
615
00:24:26,183 --> 00:24:28,053
-Pleasure.
-Can we take these outside now?
616
00:24:28,083 --> 00:24:30,253
-Yes.
-Okay, great.
617
00:24:30,303 --> 00:24:34,853
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