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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:08,033 --> 00:00:12,333 [ Piano plays ] 2 00:00:12,366 --> 00:00:14,096 [ Water splashing ] 3 00:00:14,133 --> 00:00:16,123 >> ♪ So, your life's a mess, and 4 00:00:16,150 --> 00:00:17,280 so are you ♪ 5 00:00:17,316 --> 00:00:20,026 ♪ but you don't have to feel so 6 00:00:20,066 --> 00:00:20,376 blue ♪ 7 00:00:20,416 --> 00:00:22,466 ♪ we've got tips, and we've got 8 00:00:23,000 --> 00:00:24,080 tricks ♪ 9 00:00:24,116 --> 00:00:26,076 ♪ if you're stuck, we've got a 10 00:00:26,116 --> 00:00:27,096 fix ♪ 11 00:00:27,133 --> 00:00:29,273 ♪ take a look at your life like 12 00:00:29,300 --> 00:00:31,030 never before ♪ 13 00:00:31,066 --> 00:00:33,026 ♪ the hacks of life can give you 14 00:00:33,066 --> 00:00:37,096 more and more ♪ 15 00:00:37,133 --> 00:00:39,253 ♪ we may not always get it 16 00:00:39,283 --> 00:00:40,423 right ♪ 17 00:00:40,450 --> 00:00:42,220 ♪ when we're learning the hacks 18 00:00:42,250 --> 00:00:43,420 of life ♪ 19 00:00:43,450 --> 00:00:46,100 ♪ it will be all right on a 20 00:00:46,133 --> 00:00:47,323 night ♪ 21 00:00:47,350 --> 00:00:49,120 ♪ when we're learning the hacks 22 00:00:49,150 --> 00:00:50,230 of life ♪ 23 00:00:50,266 --> 00:00:51,376 [ Laughter ] 24 00:00:51,416 --> 00:00:56,416 [ Applause ] 25 00:00:56,450 --> 00:00:57,300 >> Tonight... 26 00:00:57,333 --> 00:00:58,203 This is great. 27 00:00:58,233 --> 00:00:59,303 ...on "hack my life"... 28 00:00:59,333 --> 00:01:00,203 >> Oh, my god! 29 00:01:00,233 --> 00:01:01,353 What happened over there? 30 00:01:01,383 --> 00:01:03,123 >> ...it's our dirtiest episode 31 00:01:03,150 --> 00:01:03,300 yet. 32 00:01:03,333 --> 00:01:04,233 >> [ Grunting ] 33 00:01:04,266 --> 00:01:05,366 >> We show you how to get 34 00:01:05,400 --> 00:01:07,070 unstuck without losing your 35 00:01:07,100 --> 00:01:07,280 hair. 36 00:01:07,316 --> 00:01:09,096 >> [ Crying ] Oh! 37 00:01:09,133 --> 00:01:10,403 Learn the true meaning of magic 38 00:01:10,433 --> 00:01:12,223 with these bewitching broomstick 39 00:01:12,250 --> 00:01:12,450 hacks. 40 00:01:12,483 --> 00:01:14,083 >> Let me in! Let me in! 41 00:01:14,116 --> 00:01:15,366 >> Plus, prepare to be amazed. 42 00:01:15,400 --> 00:01:16,150 >> Whoo! 43 00:01:16,183 --> 00:01:17,423 >> This is the stupidest thing 44 00:01:17,450 --> 00:01:18,380 we've ever done. 45 00:01:18,416 --> 00:01:20,196 Tonight, we go where no hacker's 46 00:01:20,233 --> 00:01:21,073 gone before. 47 00:01:21,100 --> 00:01:22,080 >> Dumpster party! 48 00:01:22,116 --> 00:01:22,416 Suit up... 49 00:01:22,450 --> 00:01:23,280 [ Whistle! ] 50 00:01:23,316 --> 00:01:24,316 Whoo! 51 00:01:24,350 --> 00:01:26,220 ...because "hack my life" starts 52 00:01:26,250 --> 00:01:28,480 now. 53 00:01:29,016 --> 00:01:30,046 Chewing gum. 54 00:01:30,083 --> 00:01:30,403 Oh, I get it. 55 00:01:30,433 --> 00:01:32,003 You think it's all fun and 56 00:01:32,033 --> 00:01:32,223 games. 57 00:01:32,250 --> 00:01:33,280 You think it's all minty 58 00:01:33,316 --> 00:01:34,116 refreshment. 59 00:01:34,150 --> 00:01:35,050 Well, guess what? 60 00:01:35,083 --> 00:01:36,053 You're wrong! 61 00:01:36,083 --> 00:01:38,373 >> This stuff could kill you. 62 00:01:38,400 --> 00:01:39,430 I mean, I'm exaggerating a 63 00:01:39,466 --> 00:01:41,046 little bit, but it would be, 64 00:01:41,083 --> 00:01:42,203 like, really annoying if it got 65 00:01:42,233 --> 00:01:43,133 stuck in your hair. 66 00:01:43,166 --> 00:01:43,376 >> Right. 67 00:01:43,416 --> 00:01:44,126 >> Yeah. 68 00:01:44,166 --> 00:01:45,226 >> Well, thankfully, we have 69 00:01:45,266 --> 00:01:46,326 some hacks that can save you 70 00:01:46,366 --> 00:01:47,276 from a bad hair day. 71 00:01:47,316 --> 00:01:48,396 And we're gonna find out what 72 00:01:48,433 --> 00:01:49,323 works best in this 73 00:01:49,350 --> 00:01:52,180 hack vs. Hack. 74 00:01:52,216 --> 00:01:52,416 Tony! 75 00:01:52,450 --> 00:01:53,370 [ Bell dings ] 76 00:01:53,400 --> 00:01:55,400 [ Cheers and applause ] 77 00:01:55,433 --> 00:01:57,083 Peanut butter and olive oil. 78 00:01:57,116 --> 00:01:58,326 Mmm! Makes for a great cleanse. 79 00:01:58,366 --> 00:02:00,016 But these are also hacks for 80 00:02:00,050 --> 00:02:01,270 getting chewing gum out of your 81 00:02:01,300 --> 00:02:01,480 hair. 82 00:02:02,016 --> 00:02:03,046 >> But just to be clear 83 00:02:03,083 --> 00:02:04,283 [laughs] We're not putting gum 84 00:02:04,316 --> 00:02:05,216 in our own hair. 85 00:02:05,250 --> 00:02:06,030 >> Oh, no. 86 00:02:06,066 --> 00:02:07,146 >> Oh, hell no! 87 00:02:07,183 --> 00:02:08,153 [ Ding! ] 88 00:02:08,183 --> 00:02:09,273 Everyone, please meet Theo. 89 00:02:09,300 --> 00:02:10,070 >> Mm-hmm. 90 00:02:10,100 --> 00:02:11,280 Oh, and his twin brother, Eddie. 91 00:02:11,316 --> 00:02:12,346 Biological. Right, guys? 92 00:02:12,383 --> 00:02:13,173 >> Totally. 93 00:02:13,200 --> 00:02:14,300 >> Here's how this is going 94 00:02:14,333 --> 00:02:15,003 down. 95 00:02:15,033 --> 00:02:16,123 We're gonna chew a bunch of 96 00:02:16,150 --> 00:02:17,320 bubble gum, we're gonna mash it 97 00:02:17,350 --> 00:02:18,480 into these human-hair wigs... 98 00:02:19,016 --> 00:02:19,316 >> Oh, yeah. 99 00:02:19,350 --> 00:02:20,370 Just smash it in there. 100 00:02:20,400 --> 00:02:21,350 Theo are gonna be on 101 00:02:21,383 --> 00:02:22,233 team olive oil. 102 00:02:22,266 --> 00:02:23,346 >> Eddie and I -- we've got 103 00:02:23,383 --> 00:02:25,003 "hack my life" creamy peanut 104 00:02:25,033 --> 00:02:25,233 butter. 105 00:02:25,266 --> 00:02:26,446 >> And whoever gets the most gum 106 00:02:26,483 --> 00:02:28,123 out of the wigs in 60 seconds 107 00:02:28,150 --> 00:02:29,120 wins! 108 00:02:29,150 --> 00:02:31,130 Let's gum it up. 109 00:02:35,333 --> 00:02:37,073 [ Groans ] All right. 110 00:02:37,100 --> 00:02:38,170 This is disgusting. 111 00:02:38,200 --> 00:02:40,020 Somehow, it's still worse for 112 00:02:40,050 --> 00:02:40,220 us. 113 00:02:40,250 --> 00:02:42,200 >> I love you, Eddie. 114 00:02:42,233 --> 00:02:43,273 >> [ Laughs ] 115 00:02:43,300 --> 00:02:45,280 >> We're gonna be best friends. 116 00:02:48,350 --> 00:02:49,400 >> All right, kev, you got your 117 00:02:49,433 --> 00:02:50,103 gloves? 118 00:02:50,133 --> 00:02:50,323 >> I do. 119 00:02:50,350 --> 00:02:51,400 >> Put 60 seconds on the clock, 120 00:02:51,433 --> 00:02:52,473 and let's hack this gum out of 121 00:02:53,000 --> 00:02:53,220 some hair. 122 00:02:53,250 --> 00:02:53,450 Let's go. 123 00:02:53,483 --> 00:02:54,323 [ Air horn blows ] 124 00:02:54,350 --> 00:02:55,150 >> Okay. 125 00:02:55,183 --> 00:02:56,273 >> Oh, boy. Okay. 126 00:02:56,300 --> 00:02:57,200 So -- eeh! 127 00:02:57,233 --> 00:02:58,223 >> All right. 128 00:02:58,250 --> 00:02:59,480 Getting some creamy -- 129 00:03:00,016 --> 00:03:01,376 >> oh, I'm sorry, Theo. Ew! 130 00:03:01,416 --> 00:03:03,046 That's what the poncho's for. 131 00:03:03,083 --> 00:03:03,403 >> Oh, yeah. 132 00:03:03,433 --> 00:03:05,073 >> Eddie, you tell me if this 133 00:03:05,100 --> 00:03:06,000 hurts, all right? 134 00:03:06,033 --> 00:03:07,233 >> So, the oil and olive oil and 135 00:03:07,266 --> 00:03:08,366 peanut butter is gonna help 136 00:03:08,400 --> 00:03:10,080 break down the resin in the gum 137 00:03:10,116 --> 00:03:11,296 and make it easier to slide out 138 00:03:11,333 --> 00:03:12,133 of the hair. 139 00:03:12,166 --> 00:03:13,276 >> Gonna try to comb it out. 140 00:03:13,316 --> 00:03:13,446 Aw! 141 00:03:13,483 --> 00:03:14,203 [ Rip! ] 142 00:03:14,233 --> 00:03:16,153 Oh! I can hear ripping. 143 00:03:16,183 --> 00:03:17,373 >> Oh, but Kevin. 144 00:03:17,400 --> 00:03:18,250 >> Aah! 145 00:03:18,283 --> 00:03:20,183 [ Crying ] Oh! 146 00:03:20,216 --> 00:03:22,246 That's disgusting! 147 00:03:22,283 --> 00:03:23,423 >> Oh! Two. 148 00:03:23,450 --> 00:03:25,200 >> This is making such a mess. 149 00:03:25,233 --> 00:03:27,053 >> Hey, this really works. 150 00:03:27,083 --> 00:03:28,073 >> Oh, oh, oh, oh! 151 00:03:28,100 --> 00:03:29,080 Oh, I got a piece. 152 00:03:29,116 --> 00:03:30,176 That looks malignant. 153 00:03:30,216 --> 00:03:31,066 [ Laughter ] 154 00:03:31,100 --> 00:03:32,400 >> How are you doing over there, 155 00:03:32,433 --> 00:03:33,103 kev? 156 00:03:33,133 --> 00:03:34,403 >> Oh, no. Oh, this is a knot. 157 00:03:34,433 --> 00:03:35,323 >> Oh, my god! 158 00:03:35,350 --> 00:03:37,000 What happened over there? 159 00:03:37,033 --> 00:03:37,253 >> No! 160 00:03:37,283 --> 00:03:39,083 >> Oh, my god, don't look at it. 161 00:03:39,116 --> 00:03:40,216 Don't look at it, Theo. 162 00:03:40,250 --> 00:03:42,070 >> Oh, oh...Eddie! 163 00:03:42,100 --> 00:03:43,080 If this were your real hair, 164 00:03:43,116 --> 00:03:44,076 Eddie, you'd be screaming in 165 00:03:44,116 --> 00:03:44,396 pain right now. 166 00:03:44,433 --> 00:03:45,403 >> There's 10 seconds on the 167 00:03:45,433 --> 00:03:46,073 clock. 168 00:03:46,100 --> 00:03:46,320 >> Come on! 169 00:03:46,350 --> 00:03:47,020 >> Fu... 170 00:03:47,050 --> 00:03:48,050 >> Come on! 171 00:03:48,083 --> 00:03:49,353 I'm gonna break the comb! 172 00:03:49,383 --> 00:03:54,373 >> 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. 173 00:03:54,400 --> 00:03:55,480 [ Buzzer ] 174 00:03:56,016 --> 00:03:56,226 That's time. 175 00:03:56,266 --> 00:03:58,226 >> Oh! That's disgusting! 176 00:03:58,266 --> 00:03:59,416 >> How are you doing over there? 177 00:03:59,450 --> 00:04:00,320 >> Great, Brooke. 178 00:04:00,350 --> 00:04:01,300 Thank you for asking. 179 00:04:01,333 --> 00:04:02,453 >> I would not call that great. 180 00:04:02,483 --> 00:04:04,123 >> This is a choice, and it's a 181 00:04:04,150 --> 00:04:04,380 great one. 182 00:04:04,416 --> 00:04:06,066 If you don't have olive oil, the 183 00:04:06,100 --> 00:04:07,020 peanut butter works. 184 00:04:07,050 --> 00:04:07,330 >> It works. 185 00:04:07,366 --> 00:04:08,476 >> I did have to pull so hard, 186 00:04:09,016 --> 00:04:10,146 though, that you would have lost 187 00:04:10,183 --> 00:04:11,273 a chunk of your scalp at one 188 00:04:11,300 --> 00:04:11,470 point. 189 00:04:12,000 --> 00:04:13,070 You probably want to let the 190 00:04:13,100 --> 00:04:14,430 peanut butter set. 191 00:04:14,466 --> 00:04:16,016 I notice that in the pieces that 192 00:04:16,050 --> 00:04:17,100 took a second or two to sort of 193 00:04:17,133 --> 00:04:18,183 marinate in that peanut butter, 194 00:04:18,216 --> 00:04:19,216 those pulled out much easier. 195 00:04:19,250 --> 00:04:20,100 >> They pulled out. 196 00:04:20,133 --> 00:04:21,203 So it's more about time with the 197 00:04:21,233 --> 00:04:22,003 peanut butter. 198 00:04:22,033 --> 00:04:22,203 >> Yeah. 199 00:04:22,233 --> 00:04:23,283 >> With olive oil, you could do 200 00:04:23,316 --> 00:04:24,146 it really quickly. 201 00:04:24,183 --> 00:04:26,153 I got seven pieces of gum. 202 00:04:26,183 --> 00:04:28,473 Count them. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7. 203 00:04:29,000 --> 00:04:29,400 >> I got four. 204 00:04:29,433 --> 00:04:31,153 >> I think olive oil was the 205 00:04:31,183 --> 00:04:32,053 clear winner. 206 00:04:32,083 --> 00:04:33,353 It was definitely the superior 207 00:04:33,383 --> 00:04:35,073 hack for getting gum out of 208 00:04:35,100 --> 00:04:35,480 hair. 209 00:04:36,016 --> 00:04:36,476 [ Bell dings ] 210 00:04:37,016 --> 00:04:38,066 [ Party favor blows ] 211 00:04:38,100 --> 00:04:39,200 >> Congrats to you, bvp. 212 00:04:39,233 --> 00:04:40,423 You win this hack vs. Hack. 213 00:04:40,450 --> 00:04:41,480 >> Thank you so much. 214 00:04:42,016 --> 00:04:43,196 Hey, let's get out ofhair. 215 00:04:43,233 --> 00:04:44,103 >> [ Laughs ] 216 00:04:44,133 --> 00:04:46,123 >> Let's go. Bye, guys. 217 00:04:57,083 --> 00:05:00,103 [ Whip! Boing! ] 218 00:05:00,133 --> 00:05:02,103 >> Sometimes a household item is 219 00:05:02,133 --> 00:05:04,033 so useful, it ascends into the 220 00:05:04,066 --> 00:05:06,016 pantheon of great hacking tools. 221 00:05:06,050 --> 00:05:07,450 Today, we celebrate one that's 222 00:05:07,483 --> 00:05:11,083 truly become a hack all-star -- 223 00:05:11,116 --> 00:05:12,076 the broomstick. 224 00:05:12,116 --> 00:05:13,276 [ Twinkle! ] 225 00:05:13,316 --> 00:05:14,466 Best friend of witches 226 00:05:15,000 --> 00:05:16,380 everywhere, these simple sticks 227 00:05:16,416 --> 00:05:18,026 have magic potential. 228 00:05:18,066 --> 00:05:19,296 Light bulb need changing? 229 00:05:19,333 --> 00:05:21,153 Just say no to wobbly ladders 230 00:05:21,183 --> 00:05:23,073 and use a broom handle instead. 231 00:05:23,100 --> 00:05:24,450 Simply tape a paper cup to the 232 00:05:24,483 --> 00:05:25,433 end and twist. 233 00:05:25,466 --> 00:05:26,266 [ Pop! ] 234 00:05:26,300 --> 00:05:27,230 >> All-star! 235 00:05:27,266 --> 00:05:29,196 >> Want awesome pecs, but can't 236 00:05:29,233 --> 00:05:30,233 get to the gym? 237 00:05:30,266 --> 00:05:32,146 Put together a pull-up bar at 238 00:05:32,183 --> 00:05:34,133 home with a towel, two weighted 239 00:05:34,166 --> 00:05:35,446 chairs, and a broomstick! 240 00:05:35,483 --> 00:05:36,373 >> All-star! 241 00:05:36,400 --> 00:05:38,200 >> Windows that need covering? 242 00:05:38,233 --> 00:05:40,083 A retired broomstick can have a 243 00:05:40,116 --> 00:05:41,396 whole new career as a curtain 244 00:05:41,433 --> 00:05:42,123 rod. 245 00:05:42,150 --> 00:05:43,080 >> All-star! 246 00:05:43,116 --> 00:05:44,276 >> Need some privacy? 247 00:05:44,316 --> 00:05:46,046 Latch three broomsticks 248 00:05:46,083 --> 00:05:47,473 together, and as if by magic, 249 00:05:48,000 --> 00:05:49,250 you've got your very own 250 00:05:49,283 --> 00:05:50,483 teepee-style hideaway. 251 00:05:51,016 --> 00:05:51,366 [ Meows ] 252 00:05:51,400 --> 00:05:53,050 >> All-star! 253 00:05:53,083 --> 00:05:54,183 >> Feeling insecure? 254 00:05:54,216 --> 00:05:56,096 Barricade a sliding door with a 255 00:05:56,133 --> 00:05:58,023 cut-to-size broomstick security 256 00:05:58,050 --> 00:05:58,250 bar. 257 00:05:58,283 --> 00:06:00,073 Keep out burglars and black 258 00:06:00,100 --> 00:06:00,350 magic. 259 00:06:00,383 --> 00:06:02,003 >> [Bleep] Let me in! 260 00:06:02,033 --> 00:06:02,433 >> All-star! 261 00:06:02,466 --> 00:06:04,226 >> Way to stick it to 'em, 262 00:06:04,266 --> 00:06:05,126 broomstick. 263 00:06:05,166 --> 00:06:08,166 You truly are a hack all-star. 264 00:06:09,150 --> 00:06:10,280 >> You don't have anything that 265 00:06:10,316 --> 00:06:11,346 will get this off, do you? 266 00:06:11,383 --> 00:06:13,003 >> We go undercover to put your 267 00:06:13,033 --> 00:06:14,153 sharpest marker-removing hacks 268 00:06:14,183 --> 00:06:14,473 to the test. 269 00:06:15,000 --> 00:06:16,030 >> Oh, yeah. Look at that. 270 00:06:16,066 --> 00:06:17,116 This is totally working its 271 00:06:17,150 --> 00:06:17,320 magic. 272 00:06:17,350 --> 00:06:19,050 >> And prepare to get wet and 273 00:06:19,083 --> 00:06:20,173 wild, as we attempt our 274 00:06:20,200 --> 00:06:21,180 trashiest hack yet. 275 00:06:21,216 --> 00:06:22,416 >> You ever lit a dumpster on 276 00:06:22,450 --> 00:06:23,280 fire before? 277 00:06:23,316 --> 00:06:24,126 >> Come on. 278 00:06:24,166 --> 00:06:25,276 We all went to elementary 279 00:06:25,316 --> 00:06:26,046 school. 280 00:06:26,083 --> 00:06:28,073 [ Chuckles ] 281 00:06:33,216 --> 00:06:35,266 >> Sometimes ordinary people do 282 00:06:35,300 --> 00:06:37,370 extraordinary things, all in the 283 00:06:37,400 --> 00:06:40,130 name of hacking. 284 00:06:40,166 --> 00:06:41,066 Oh, dear. 285 00:06:41,100 --> 00:06:43,030 It looks like the end of the 286 00:06:43,066 --> 00:06:45,116 world is upon us, and it's up to 287 00:06:45,150 --> 00:06:47,080 Nick to save the human race. 288 00:06:47,116 --> 00:06:49,146 No need to panic, because he is 289 00:06:49,183 --> 00:06:52,283 a hack hero! 290 00:06:52,316 --> 00:06:54,096 With a pack of flesh-eating 291 00:06:54,133 --> 00:06:56,033 zombies hot on his heels, Nick 292 00:06:56,066 --> 00:06:58,266 Springs into action. 293 00:06:58,300 --> 00:07:00,370 To secure his new hideout, Nick 294 00:07:00,400 --> 00:07:02,420 lays a trap using bubble wrap. 295 00:07:02,450 --> 00:07:05,050 That way, the popping sound will 296 00:07:05,083 --> 00:07:06,483 alert him to any unwanted 297 00:07:07,016 --> 00:07:07,346 undead. 298 00:07:07,383 --> 00:07:10,333 Wait. Are there wanted undead? 299 00:07:10,366 --> 00:07:12,166 It's time for Nick to light a 300 00:07:12,200 --> 00:07:12,420 fire. 301 00:07:12,450 --> 00:07:14,230 Damn! Looks like the zombies 302 00:07:14,266 --> 00:07:16,046 aren't the only thing that's 303 00:07:16,083 --> 00:07:17,103 dead around here. 304 00:07:17,133 --> 00:07:18,483 But a broken lighter won't hold 305 00:07:19,016 --> 00:07:19,466 this hero back. 306 00:07:20,000 --> 00:07:21,330 By grinding the flint from his 307 00:07:21,366 --> 00:07:23,066 lighter onto a tissue and 308 00:07:23,100 --> 00:07:24,400 sparking the tissue to ignite 309 00:07:24,433 --> 00:07:29,173 it, Nick hacks his way to heat. 310 00:07:29,200 --> 00:07:31,070 Now to check for signs of life. 311 00:07:31,100 --> 00:07:32,280 Using aluminum foil and 312 00:07:32,316 --> 00:07:34,196 crocodile clips, he connects the 313 00:07:34,233 --> 00:07:36,073 positive and negative ends of 314 00:07:36,100 --> 00:07:37,470 the drill's battery terminal to 315 00:07:38,000 --> 00:07:39,150 an old radio. 316 00:07:39,183 --> 00:07:41,123 Then he ties a whisk to a 317 00:07:41,150 --> 00:07:43,270 crowbar to create a hand crank. 318 00:07:43,300 --> 00:07:45,370 And that way, he can generate 319 00:07:45,400 --> 00:07:48,000 just enough juice to power his 320 00:07:48,033 --> 00:07:48,223 radio. 321 00:07:48,250 --> 00:07:49,380 >> If anybody can hear this, we 322 00:07:49,416 --> 00:07:51,046 have a camp two miles north of 323 00:07:51,083 --> 00:07:51,323 the city. 324 00:07:51,350 --> 00:07:52,170 We have food. 325 00:07:52,200 --> 00:07:53,000 >> Survivors? 326 00:07:53,033 --> 00:07:54,033 [ Bubble wrap popping ] 327 00:07:54,066 --> 00:07:54,296 But wait! 328 00:07:54,333 --> 00:07:56,283 Not the bubble-wrap alarm. 329 00:07:56,316 --> 00:07:58,146 To investigate the noise, Nick 330 00:07:58,183 --> 00:07:59,473 hacks together a flashlight. 331 00:08:00,000 --> 00:08:01,220 He tapes two "d" batteries 332 00:08:01,250 --> 00:08:03,080 together and uses a paper clip 333 00:08:03,116 --> 00:08:04,376 to connect the positive and 334 00:08:04,416 --> 00:08:05,346 negative ends. 335 00:08:05,383 --> 00:08:07,173 He holds a light bulb to the 336 00:08:07,200 --> 00:08:08,070 paper clip. 337 00:08:08,100 --> 00:08:10,150 And -- kapow! 338 00:08:10,183 --> 00:08:12,053 The room brightens in a flash. 339 00:08:12,083 --> 00:08:13,133 [ Glass shatters ] 340 00:08:13,166 --> 00:08:14,016 Watch out! 341 00:08:14,050 --> 00:08:15,270 Looks like a zombie broke 342 00:08:15,300 --> 00:08:17,170 through, and he's hungry for a 343 00:08:17,200 --> 00:08:19,220 Nick-night 344 00:08:19,250 --> 00:08:21,230 using a balloon, an empty pen, 345 00:08:21,266 --> 00:08:23,166 and some skewers, Nick whips 346 00:08:23,200 --> 00:08:25,020 together a homemade arrow 347 00:08:25,050 --> 00:08:25,420 launcher. 348 00:08:25,450 --> 00:08:26,430 >> [ Growls ] 349 00:08:26,466 --> 00:08:28,046 [ Arrow thuds ] 350 00:08:28,083 --> 00:08:29,333 Looks like the pen is truly 351 00:08:29,366 --> 00:08:31,026 mightier than the sword. 352 00:08:31,066 --> 00:08:32,376 [ Zombies moaning ] 353 00:08:32,416 --> 00:08:34,266 Oh, come on. For real? 354 00:08:34,300 --> 00:08:35,420 More zombies? 355 00:08:35,450 --> 00:08:37,180 Well, fear not, citizens. 356 00:08:37,216 --> 00:08:38,476 Nick's not gonna let those 357 00:08:39,016 --> 00:08:40,396 brain-binging bastards hold him 358 00:08:40,433 --> 00:08:44,183 back, because he is a hack hero. 359 00:08:44,216 --> 00:08:46,176 >> [ Screaming ] 360 00:08:46,216 --> 00:08:48,196 [ Scuffling, zombies screaming ] 361 00:08:56,216 --> 00:08:59,426 [ Whip! ] 362 00:08:59,466 --> 00:09:03,376 [ Laughter ] 363 00:09:03,416 --> 00:09:04,426 >> Do you need to adjust 364 00:09:04,466 --> 00:09:05,226 something? 365 00:09:05,266 --> 00:09:06,196 >> All right, Kevin. 366 00:09:06,233 --> 00:09:07,053 On your Mark. 367 00:09:07,083 --> 00:09:09,003 >> So, I was hanging out with a 368 00:09:09,033 --> 00:09:10,423 friend, and I had 12 too many. 369 00:09:10,450 --> 00:09:12,300 Went ahead and passed out and 370 00:09:12,333 --> 00:09:14,103 woke up with this. 371 00:09:14,133 --> 00:09:15,473 [ Laughs sarcastically ] 372 00:09:16,000 --> 00:09:17,030 That's why I'm on the streets 373 00:09:17,066 --> 00:09:17,466 with a bunch of hidden 374 00:09:18,000 --> 00:09:18,470 cameras -- to find out if 375 00:09:19,000 --> 00:09:20,020 anybody will lend me a hack. 376 00:09:20,050 --> 00:09:21,020 [ Camera shutter clicks ] 377 00:09:21,050 --> 00:09:22,080 Do you guys have anything that 378 00:09:22,116 --> 00:09:23,166 will get marker off of an arm? 379 00:09:23,200 --> 00:09:25,130 >> Uh... 380 00:09:25,166 --> 00:09:26,026 >> No? 381 00:09:26,066 --> 00:09:27,076 Miss, you don't have anything 382 00:09:27,116 --> 00:09:28,196 that will get this off, do you? 383 00:09:28,233 --> 00:09:28,433 No? Great. 384 00:09:28,466 --> 00:09:29,316 Thank you so much. 385 00:09:29,350 --> 00:09:30,220 [ Groans ] 386 00:09:30,250 --> 00:09:31,450 Thanks so much, Brooke. 387 00:09:31,483 --> 00:09:33,373 "Have another shot," she says. 388 00:09:33,400 --> 00:09:34,420 Sir, do you have two seconds? 389 00:09:34,450 --> 00:09:35,350 See, here's the thing. 390 00:09:35,383 --> 00:09:36,233 I know it's random. 391 00:09:36,266 --> 00:09:37,296 I need to get this off my arm. 392 00:09:37,333 --> 00:09:38,353 Do you have anything in there 393 00:09:38,383 --> 00:09:40,473 that can help? 394 00:09:41,000 --> 00:09:42,230 >> Will water get permanent 395 00:09:42,266 --> 00:09:45,346 marker off of skin? 396 00:09:45,383 --> 00:09:47,133 [ "Charge!" plays ] 397 00:09:47,166 --> 00:09:49,126 All right, I'll give I a try. 398 00:09:49,166 --> 00:09:50,446 All right. 399 00:09:50,483 --> 00:09:52,033 What am I -- just smudge it 400 00:09:52,066 --> 00:09:53,066 around, smear it around? 401 00:09:53,100 --> 00:09:54,230 Okay, that made the situation a 402 00:09:54,266 --> 00:09:55,066 little worse. 403 00:09:55,100 --> 00:09:56,020 Thank you for stopping. 404 00:09:56,050 --> 00:09:57,050 I'll give you that back. 405 00:09:57,083 --> 00:09:57,333 [ Buzzer ] 406 00:09:57,366 --> 00:09:58,996 You guys wouldn't happen to have 407 00:09:59,033 --> 00:10:00,173 anything to get this off, would 408 00:10:00,200 --> 00:10:00,330 you? 409 00:10:00,366 --> 00:10:01,326 That looks like I was 410 00:10:01,366 --> 00:10:02,366 finger-painting and just 411 00:10:02,400 --> 00:10:05,350 couldn't control myself. 412 00:10:05,383 --> 00:10:06,333 No. It's smeared. 413 00:10:06,366 --> 00:10:07,316 It made it worse. 414 00:10:07,350 --> 00:10:08,150 Excuse me. 415 00:10:08,183 --> 00:10:09,273 I need to get this off. 416 00:10:09,300 --> 00:10:10,350 Do you have anything? 417 00:10:10,383 --> 00:10:15,233 Okay. Just what's in this thing? 418 00:10:15,266 --> 00:10:16,276 Do you think an eraser might 419 00:10:16,316 --> 00:10:19,376 work? 420 00:10:19,416 --> 00:10:20,096 Okay. 421 00:10:20,133 --> 00:10:21,333 Let's give that a try, right? 422 00:10:21,366 --> 00:10:25,026 [ "Charge!" plays ] 423 00:10:25,066 --> 00:10:27,476 Oh, that feels great. 424 00:10:28,016 --> 00:10:28,476 Ah. 425 00:10:29,016 --> 00:10:30,076 It's working because it's 426 00:10:30,116 --> 00:10:31,476 ripping off my flesh. 427 00:10:32,016 --> 00:10:33,466 Aah! That's a lot more pain than 428 00:10:34,016 --> 00:10:35,476 it is a result. 429 00:10:36,016 --> 00:10:37,146 I feel like this kind of ruined 430 00:10:37,183 --> 00:10:38,253 my forearm and your eraser. 431 00:10:38,283 --> 00:10:41,173 This is a... 432 00:10:41,200 --> 00:10:42,350 She'll totally believe the 433 00:10:42,383 --> 00:10:43,103 story. 434 00:10:43,133 --> 00:10:44,403 [ Buzzer ] 435 00:10:44,433 --> 00:10:46,133 Miss, do you have anything I can 436 00:10:46,166 --> 00:10:47,276 use to get the ink off of my 437 00:10:47,316 --> 00:10:48,276 arm? 438 00:10:48,316 --> 00:10:50,046 Do you have anything? 439 00:10:50,083 --> 00:10:51,123 I'm desperate. 440 00:10:51,150 --> 00:10:51,350 No, no. 441 00:10:51,383 --> 00:10:53,053 That's what got me into this in 442 00:10:53,083 --> 00:10:54,433 the first place. 443 00:10:54,466 --> 00:10:56,376 What is that there? 444 00:10:56,416 --> 00:10:58,196 Okay. 445 00:10:58,233 --> 00:10:59,203 Yeah. Okay. 446 00:10:59,233 --> 00:11:02,253 [ "Charge!" plays ] 447 00:11:02,283 --> 00:11:04,303 That scent reminds me of her. 448 00:11:04,333 --> 00:11:05,433 Stings a bit. 449 00:11:05,466 --> 00:11:07,426 Not gonna lie. 450 00:11:07,466 --> 00:11:10,116 Oh, yeah. 451 00:11:10,150 --> 00:11:10,400 Look at that. 452 00:11:10,433 --> 00:11:11,433 This is totally working this 453 00:11:11,466 --> 00:11:12,116 magic. 454 00:11:12,150 --> 00:11:13,050 This is breaking it up. 455 00:11:13,083 --> 00:11:13,473 I can see it running. 456 00:11:14,000 --> 00:11:15,050 But you think I can use the tea 457 00:11:15,083 --> 00:11:17,303 bag? 458 00:11:17,333 --> 00:11:18,173 Oh, my god. 459 00:11:18,200 --> 00:11:19,370 That is actually working. 460 00:11:19,400 --> 00:11:20,280 Look at this. 461 00:11:20,316 --> 00:11:21,266 The ink is gone. 462 00:11:21,300 --> 00:11:23,070 And I think the perfume has a 463 00:11:23,100 --> 00:11:24,420 high alcohol content, and that's 464 00:11:24,450 --> 00:11:26,270 what got it off my arm. 465 00:11:26,300 --> 00:11:28,130 Thank you. 466 00:11:28,166 --> 00:11:29,476 I can't believe that worked. 467 00:11:30,016 --> 00:11:31,066 Perfume is a hack! 468 00:11:31,100 --> 00:11:32,430 I did not think I'd be saying 469 00:11:32,466 --> 00:11:34,996 that today, but look at this. 470 00:11:35,033 --> 00:11:36,153 This thing is nice and clean and 471 00:11:36,183 --> 00:11:36,353 clear. 472 00:11:36,383 --> 00:11:37,173 It's amazing. 473 00:11:37,200 --> 00:11:38,470 Thank... 474 00:11:39,000 --> 00:11:40,320 Thank you. 475 00:11:40,350 --> 00:11:41,430 Perfume's a hack. 476 00:11:41,466 --> 00:11:43,476 [ Bell ringing ] 477 00:11:44,016 --> 00:11:45,176 >> Coming up, we put your best 478 00:11:45,216 --> 00:11:46,366 nail-Polish-removing hacks to 479 00:11:46,400 --> 00:11:47,280 the tumblr test. 480 00:11:47,316 --> 00:11:49,026 >> Yeah, this wasn't your color. 481 00:11:49,066 --> 00:11:49,296 >> No. 482 00:11:49,333 --> 00:11:51,123 >> And it's the moment you've 483 00:11:51,150 --> 00:11:52,230 all been waiting for. 484 00:11:52,266 --> 00:11:54,066 We attempt our most terrifying 485 00:11:54,100 --> 00:11:54,400 hack yet. 486 00:11:54,433 --> 00:11:56,123 >> What's it look like? 487 00:11:56,150 --> 00:11:57,450 >> Something winked at me from 488 00:11:57,483 --> 00:12:00,023 the bottom. 489 00:12:03,216 --> 00:12:06,066 [ Film projector clicking ] 490 00:12:06,100 --> 00:12:08,080 >> The lawn mower -- annoyer of 491 00:12:08,116 --> 00:12:10,026 neighbors, destroyer of soccer 492 00:12:10,066 --> 00:12:10,326 balls. 493 00:12:10,366 --> 00:12:12,296 But did you also know it was a 494 00:12:12,333 --> 00:12:14,323 hack from history? 495 00:12:18,250 --> 00:12:19,230 Young mechanic 496 00:12:19,266 --> 00:12:21,116 Edwin beard budding repairs 497 00:12:21,150 --> 00:12:23,030 machinery at a textile mill. 498 00:12:23,066 --> 00:12:24,216 It's a horrible job. 499 00:12:24,250 --> 00:12:26,050 One day, he sees a bladed 500 00:12:26,083 --> 00:12:27,483 cross-cutting machine cutting 501 00:12:28,016 --> 00:12:29,266 stray fibers from wool. 502 00:12:29,300 --> 00:12:31,230 >> Oi! What if them fibers was 503 00:12:31,266 --> 00:12:33,246 grass and the machine was on the 504 00:12:33,283 --> 00:12:35,273 lawn, mowing the grass, all nice 505 00:12:35,300 --> 00:12:36,020 like. 506 00:12:36,050 --> 00:12:37,380 >> Edwin attaches wheels and a 507 00:12:37,416 --> 00:12:39,276 handle to the cross-cutter, and, 508 00:12:39,316 --> 00:12:41,146 in an act ofshear 509 00:12:41,183 --> 00:12:42,253 lawn mower is born! 510 00:12:42,283 --> 00:12:43,453 Edwin blazes through his 511 00:12:43,483 --> 00:12:45,303 yardwork, while his neighbors 512 00:12:45,333 --> 00:12:47,133 are left using scythes like a 513 00:12:47,166 --> 00:12:49,296 bunch of sweaty grim reapers. 514 00:12:49,333 --> 00:12:51,083 Fast-forward to 1940, 515 00:12:51,116 --> 00:12:52,276 warrensburg, Missouri. 516 00:12:52,316 --> 00:12:54,176 Inventor Leonard goddall tires 517 00:12:54,216 --> 00:12:55,446 of mowing his lawn with a 518 00:12:55,483 --> 00:12:57,073 spinning cyllinder. 519 00:12:57,100 --> 00:12:59,030 He adds an engine and a twirling 520 00:12:59,066 --> 00:12:59,316 blade. 521 00:12:59,350 --> 00:13:01,000 >> What could be safer? 522 00:13:01,033 --> 00:13:02,353 I think teenagers should use 523 00:13:02,383 --> 00:13:03,153 this. 524 00:13:03,183 --> 00:13:05,083 >> It's a design still used 525 00:13:05,116 --> 00:13:06,376 today to keep sexually 526 00:13:06,416 --> 00:13:08,446 frustrated teen boys focused on 527 00:13:08,483 --> 00:13:10,103 something useful. 528 00:13:10,133 --> 00:13:12,283 >> Hey, Timmy. Looking good. 529 00:13:12,316 --> 00:13:14,376 >> The lawn mower -- a truly 530 00:13:14,416 --> 00:13:18,066 cutting-edge hack from history. 531 00:13:32,233 --> 00:13:34,433 >> Oh, lordy. 532 00:13:34,466 --> 00:13:35,366 [ Groans ] 533 00:13:35,400 --> 00:13:37,320 It has been a wild season of 534 00:13:37,350 --> 00:13:38,380 "hack my life." 535 00:13:38,416 --> 00:13:40,396 But through it all, we've kept 536 00:13:40,433 --> 00:13:42,473 on hacking for you, dear viewer. 537 00:13:43,000 --> 00:13:44,330 But today's all about me. 538 00:13:44,366 --> 00:13:46,326 I'm talking some r&r, chilling 539 00:13:46,366 --> 00:13:49,096 poolside with my girl Brooke. 540 00:13:49,133 --> 00:13:51,183 Hey, Bo. 541 00:13:51,216 --> 00:13:52,166 >> How much longer, kev? 542 00:13:52,200 --> 00:13:54,080 >> Well, we're almost done. 543 00:13:54,116 --> 00:13:56,116 See, that is a hot-tub dumpster, 544 00:13:56,150 --> 00:13:59,080 and this is hack or wack? 545 00:13:59,116 --> 00:14:01,996 >> Kevin, this is a dumpster, 546 00:14:02,033 --> 00:14:03,333 and, uh, it's where garbage goes 547 00:14:03,366 --> 00:14:04,096 to die. 548 00:14:04,133 --> 00:14:05,353 >> Okay, those are all words 549 00:14:05,383 --> 00:14:07,133 you're saying, but it's also a 550 00:14:07,166 --> 00:14:08,426 celebration of an amazing year 551 00:14:08,466 --> 00:14:09,246 together. 552 00:14:09,283 --> 00:14:11,023 What better gift could I give 553 00:14:11,050 --> 00:14:12,330 you than that of a dumpster hot 554 00:14:12,366 --> 00:14:13,026 tub? 555 00:14:13,066 --> 00:14:14,346 >> If anything, it's a dumpster 556 00:14:14,383 --> 00:14:16,133 filled with ice-cold water, so 557 00:14:16,166 --> 00:14:17,376 I'm curious, how do you turn 558 00:14:17,416 --> 00:14:19,116 this into an actual hot tub? 559 00:14:19,150 --> 00:14:20,370 >> I have the solution right 560 00:14:20,400 --> 00:14:22,200 here. 561 00:14:22,233 --> 00:14:23,333 Boom! 562 00:14:23,366 --> 00:14:25,366 Yeah, it is a grill. 563 00:14:25,400 --> 00:14:27,000 There's your heating element. 564 00:14:27,033 --> 00:14:27,283 >> Really? 565 00:14:27,316 --> 00:14:28,326 >> Yeah! 566 00:14:28,366 --> 00:14:29,276 >> Wait. So, wait. 567 00:14:29,316 --> 00:14:30,416 How do we not cook ourselves 568 00:14:30,450 --> 00:14:31,400 alive like lobsters? 569 00:14:31,433 --> 00:14:32,123 >> Ah. 570 00:14:32,150 --> 00:14:33,400 See? Safety first, Brooke. 571 00:14:33,433 --> 00:14:35,303 This hot-tub dumpster has been 572 00:14:35,333 --> 00:14:37,083 lined with plywood. 573 00:14:37,116 --> 00:14:38,276 We patched all the holes with 574 00:14:38,316 --> 00:14:40,026 plastic, and we added a layer of 575 00:14:40,066 --> 00:14:41,246 insulating foam that will keep 576 00:14:41,283 --> 00:14:43,003 the heat in once it arrives, and 577 00:14:43,033 --> 00:14:44,253 it will protect our toesies from 578 00:14:44,283 --> 00:14:45,183 getting toasted. 579 00:14:45,216 --> 00:14:48,166 >> Oh, boy. I can't wait. 580 00:14:48,200 --> 00:14:49,450 You ever lit a dumpster on fire 581 00:14:49,483 --> 00:14:50,223 before? 582 00:14:50,250 --> 00:14:51,100 >> Come on. 583 00:14:51,133 --> 00:14:52,253 We all went to elementary 584 00:14:52,283 --> 00:14:53,023 school. 585 00:14:53,050 --> 00:14:54,230 [ Chuckles ] 586 00:14:54,266 --> 00:14:57,026 Get some lighter fluid going. 587 00:14:57,066 --> 00:14:57,246 Phew! 588 00:14:57,283 --> 00:14:58,253 That's a hot one. 589 00:14:58,283 --> 00:14:59,033 >> Yeah. 590 00:14:59,066 --> 00:15:00,366 >> So, this is an excellent heat 591 00:15:00,400 --> 00:15:01,120 source. 592 00:15:01,150 --> 00:15:02,330 But you can grill on that bad 593 00:15:02,366 --> 00:15:03,996 boy and cook up some meat. 594 00:15:04,033 --> 00:15:05,033 Oh, this is perfect. 595 00:15:05,066 --> 00:15:06,276 >> How long is it gonna take to 596 00:15:06,316 --> 00:15:07,296 heat this thing up? 597 00:15:07,333 --> 00:15:09,233 >> Teeny, tiny heat source, 600 598 00:15:09,266 --> 00:15:11,166 gallons of water in here, so it 599 00:15:11,200 --> 00:15:12,450 should take approximately 600 00:15:12,483 --> 00:15:13,303 forever. 601 00:15:13,333 --> 00:15:19,303 >> Oh. 602 00:15:19,333 --> 00:15:28,003 >> Splash! 603 00:15:28,300 --> 00:15:30,030 >> What's it look like? 604 00:15:30,066 --> 00:15:31,426 >> Uh, it looks a little... 605 00:15:31,466 --> 00:15:33,446 Greener than I thought it would. 606 00:15:33,483 --> 00:15:34,153 >> Huh. 607 00:15:34,183 --> 00:15:35,233 >> Something winked at me from 608 00:15:35,266 --> 00:15:35,476 the bottom. 609 00:15:36,016 --> 00:15:37,026 >> All right, quit stalling. 610 00:15:37,066 --> 00:15:37,216 Get in. 611 00:15:37,250 --> 00:15:38,070 >> Sorry, morty. 612 00:15:38,100 --> 00:15:39,170 There's not enough room for both 613 00:15:39,200 --> 00:15:42,150 of us. 614 00:15:42,183 --> 00:15:42,353 Ahh! 615 00:15:42,383 --> 00:15:44,123 That's surprisingly refreshing. 616 00:15:44,150 --> 00:15:44,430 >> Really? 617 00:15:44,466 --> 00:15:46,196 >> Brooke, it's like 90 degrees 618 00:15:46,233 --> 00:15:48,033 in here. 619 00:15:48,066 --> 00:15:48,476 Right? 620 00:15:49,016 --> 00:15:49,366 >> Yeah. 621 00:15:49,400 --> 00:15:50,150 >> Huh? 622 00:15:50,183 --> 00:15:53,023 >> Okay. 623 00:15:53,050 --> 00:15:54,130 >> Whoo! 624 00:15:54,166 --> 00:15:56,146 Dumpster party! 625 00:15:56,183 --> 00:15:57,153 Want to have a race? 626 00:15:57,183 --> 00:15:58,073 [ Laughing ] Oh! 627 00:15:58,100 --> 00:16:00,230 So much room for partying. 628 00:16:00,266 --> 00:16:01,226 >> Whoops. [ Laughs ] 629 00:16:01,266 --> 00:16:02,396 This is the stupidest thing 630 00:16:02,433 --> 00:16:03,333 we've ever done. 631 00:16:03,366 --> 00:16:05,346 >> Whoo! 632 00:16:05,383 --> 00:16:06,233 >> Oh, my god! 633 00:16:06,266 --> 00:16:07,216 It's hack freak and 634 00:16:07,250 --> 00:16:08,330 graphite man. 635 00:16:08,366 --> 00:16:10,176 >> That's who you invited? 636 00:16:10,216 --> 00:16:11,466 >> Yeah. Everybody came. 637 00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:12,380 Hey, guys. 638 00:16:12,416 --> 00:16:15,266 >> Hey, you. 639 00:16:15,300 --> 00:16:16,480 [ Whistle! ] 640 00:16:17,016 --> 00:16:18,046 >> Time for some dumpster 641 00:16:18,083 --> 00:16:19,103 action. 642 00:16:19,133 --> 00:16:19,353 Toasty. 643 00:16:19,383 --> 00:16:20,423 >> Isn't it, though?! 644 00:16:20,450 --> 00:16:22,120 Here's to dumpster hot tubs. 645 00:16:22,150 --> 00:16:22,470 Am I right? 646 00:16:23,000 --> 00:16:23,430 [ Glasses clink ] 647 00:16:23,466 --> 00:16:24,476 >> Huzzah. 648 00:16:25,016 --> 00:16:26,216 >> Wouldn't be the first time I 649 00:16:26,250 --> 00:16:29,300 hung out in a dumpster. 650 00:16:29,333 --> 00:16:30,303 >> I'm having a good time. 651 00:16:30,333 --> 00:16:31,353 I would even round it up to a 652 00:16:31,383 --> 00:16:32,123 great time. 653 00:16:32,150 --> 00:16:33,150 But we have a very important 654 00:16:33,183 --> 00:16:34,223 responsibility, and that is to 655 00:16:34,250 --> 00:16:36,120 determine is the dumpster 656 00:16:36,150 --> 00:16:39,130 hot tub hack or wack? 657 00:16:39,166 --> 00:16:40,076 Hack freak? 658 00:16:40,116 --> 00:16:41,426 >> I think it's totally freaky, 659 00:16:41,466 --> 00:16:43,266 and I think it's a total hack. 660 00:16:43,300 --> 00:16:44,450 >> Graphite man? 661 00:16:44,483 --> 00:16:45,453 >> Well, I don't know. 662 00:16:45,483 --> 00:16:47,123 I haven't had this much fun in a 663 00:16:47,150 --> 00:16:48,130 wet trash can in years. 664 00:16:48,166 --> 00:16:49,126 I'm gonna go with hack. 665 00:16:49,166 --> 00:16:50,316 >> You know I think it's a hack. 666 00:16:50,350 --> 00:16:51,080 >> Yeah? 667 00:16:51,116 --> 00:16:52,166 >> Anytime there's dumpster 668 00:16:52,200 --> 00:16:53,480 play, I'm signing up. 669 00:16:54,016 --> 00:16:56,026 So, bvp? 670 00:16:56,066 --> 00:16:57,216 >> You know, I... 671 00:16:57,250 --> 00:16:59,280 It's... [ groans ] 672 00:16:59,316 --> 00:17:02,016 [ Tink! ] 673 00:17:02,050 --> 00:17:03,300 >> This hot tub gets more and 674 00:17:03,333 --> 00:17:04,353 more uncomfortable. 675 00:17:04,383 --> 00:17:05,253 >> [ Laughs ] 676 00:17:05,283 --> 00:17:06,153 It's a hack. 677 00:17:06,183 --> 00:17:07,153 I'll just say it. 678 00:17:07,183 --> 00:17:08,233 >> What?! 679 00:17:08,266 --> 00:17:10,276 Hot tub dumpster is a hack. 680 00:17:10,316 --> 00:17:11,366 There you go, folks. 681 00:17:11,400 --> 00:17:13,220 If you want to put in some time 682 00:17:13,250 --> 00:17:14,400 and energy, you can have 683 00:17:14,433 --> 00:17:19,153 yourself a hot tub. 684 00:17:19,183 --> 00:17:21,103 >> Coming up, we pinky-promise 685 00:17:21,133 --> 00:17:22,423 to find the best hack for 686 00:17:22,450 --> 00:17:24,120 removing nail Polish. 687 00:17:24,150 --> 00:17:25,180 >> Whoo! 688 00:17:25,216 --> 00:17:26,276 >> All-star, baby! 689 00:17:26,316 --> 00:17:28,116 >> Tumblr's hack mail is up 690 00:17:28,150 --> 00:17:28,380 next. 691 00:17:28,416 --> 00:17:31,396 >> [Bleep] Is gone! 692 00:17:34,450 --> 00:17:35,300 >> [ Groans ] 693 00:17:35,333 --> 00:17:37,033 This nail-Polish color is not 694 00:17:37,066 --> 00:17:38,276 working for me, and it has got 695 00:17:38,316 --> 00:17:39,026 to go. 696 00:17:39,066 --> 00:17:40,216 >> Boy, I feel you, sister. 697 00:17:40,250 --> 00:17:41,480 Unfortunately, I don't have any 698 00:17:42,016 --> 00:17:43,026 nail-Polish remover. 699 00:17:43,066 --> 00:17:43,476 >> That's bogus. 700 00:17:44,016 --> 00:17:44,266 >> Yeah. 701 00:17:44,300 --> 00:17:46,070 Look, it happens to the best of 702 00:17:46,100 --> 00:17:47,150 us, even the folks at home. 703 00:17:47,183 --> 00:17:48,303 That's why they sent in their 704 00:17:48,333 --> 00:17:49,453 hacks for removing nail Polish. 705 00:17:49,483 --> 00:17:51,123 We're gonna test them out right 706 00:17:51,150 --> 00:17:52,150 now. 707 00:17:52,183 --> 00:17:55,223 In tumblr's hack mail. 708 00:17:55,250 --> 00:17:57,100 >> Hack number one comes from 709 00:17:57,133 --> 00:17:59,023 Jillian m. From bangor, Maine. 710 00:17:59,050 --> 00:18:01,000 She writes... 711 00:18:05,233 --> 00:18:06,183 >> This could work. 712 00:18:06,216 --> 00:18:07,366 I mean, you can use vinegar to 713 00:18:07,400 --> 00:18:08,450 clean many, many things. 714 00:18:08,483 --> 00:18:10,083 Let's see if it can get the 715 00:18:10,116 --> 00:18:11,316 Polish off. 716 00:18:11,350 --> 00:18:12,330 Well, now, here we go. 717 00:18:12,366 --> 00:18:13,366 And doesit burn at all? 718 00:18:13,400 --> 00:18:14,230 >> No, no, no. 719 00:18:14,266 --> 00:18:14,476 >> Okay. 720 00:18:15,016 --> 00:18:16,096 >> Just smells like fish and 721 00:18:16,133 --> 00:18:16,323 chips. 722 00:18:16,350 --> 00:18:17,470 >> [ Sniffs ] Oh. 723 00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:19,130 Is it doing anything? 724 00:18:19,166 --> 00:18:20,026 >> No. 725 00:18:20,066 --> 00:18:22,196 >> Literally not a single speck. 726 00:18:22,233 --> 00:18:23,403 Moving on to the next hack, 727 00:18:23,433 --> 00:18:24,153 please. 728 00:18:24,183 --> 00:18:25,423 >> Yes. Hack number 2 comes to 729 00:18:25,450 --> 00:18:27,220 us from Paige h. 730 00:18:27,250 --> 00:18:29,230 Paige writes... 731 00:18:34,233 --> 00:18:35,383 >> I don't even understand what 732 00:18:35,416 --> 00:18:37,046 it would be in spray deodorant 733 00:18:37,083 --> 00:18:38,203 that will remove nail Polish. 734 00:18:38,233 --> 00:18:39,123 >> I don't know. 735 00:18:39,150 --> 00:18:40,300 The warnings on this are "avoid 736 00:18:40,333 --> 00:18:41,333 spraying into the eyes. 737 00:18:41,366 --> 00:18:42,446 Do not use on broken skin." 738 00:18:42,483 --> 00:18:43,373 This one's great. 739 00:18:43,400 --> 00:18:45,230 In all caps, "ask a doctor 740 00:18:45,266 --> 00:18:47,276 before using if you have kidney 741 00:18:47,316 --> 00:18:50,246 disease." 742 00:18:50,283 --> 00:18:51,433 >> So let's put it on my finger. 743 00:18:51,466 --> 00:18:52,176 >> Great. 744 00:18:52,216 --> 00:18:53,266 >> Get some of this. Phew! 745 00:18:53,300 --> 00:18:54,200 >> Spritzity spray. 746 00:18:54,233 --> 00:18:55,373 >> Yeah. Give it a nice blast. 747 00:18:55,400 --> 00:18:57,200 >> Oh! Phew! 748 00:18:57,233 --> 00:18:59,023 >> Phew. It smells like puberty. 749 00:18:59,050 --> 00:19:00,300 >> Yeah! High school's flashing 750 00:19:00,333 --> 00:19:01,303 back at me. 751 00:19:01,333 --> 00:19:02,273 >> Get in there. 752 00:19:02,300 --> 00:19:03,230 >> Rubbing away. 753 00:19:03,266 --> 00:19:04,426 Ta-da! 754 00:19:04,466 --> 00:19:05,216 Nothing. 755 00:19:05,250 --> 00:19:07,030 >> Yeah. I say we move on to our 756 00:19:07,066 --> 00:19:07,366 next hack. 757 00:19:07,400 --> 00:19:08,150 >> Okay. 758 00:19:08,183 --> 00:19:10,023 [ Glass shatters ] 759 00:19:10,050 --> 00:19:11,380 >> Last, but not least, Kathy g. 760 00:19:11,416 --> 00:19:13,396 Says... 761 00:19:20,116 --> 00:19:21,216 >> Fighting fire with fire. 762 00:19:21,250 --> 00:19:22,430 I feel like all you're doing at 763 00:19:22,466 --> 00:19:24,076 that point is sealing it in, 764 00:19:24,116 --> 00:19:24,296 right? 765 00:19:24,333 --> 00:19:25,053 >> Yeah. 766 00:19:25,083 --> 00:19:26,283 >> Well, look, we got to try it. 767 00:19:26,316 --> 00:19:27,326 Can't be any worse than 768 00:19:27,366 --> 00:19:28,146 deodorant. 769 00:19:28,183 --> 00:19:29,323 >> I'm just gonna use a clear 770 00:19:29,350 --> 00:19:30,480 nail-Polish topcoat and paint 771 00:19:31,016 --> 00:19:31,366 over the nail. 772 00:19:31,400 --> 00:19:33,230 Let's just get that on there. 773 00:19:33,266 --> 00:19:34,196 >> Mm-hmm. 774 00:19:34,233 --> 00:19:35,303 >> Okay! 775 00:19:35,333 --> 00:19:37,303 >> Scrubbity, scrub. 776 00:19:37,333 --> 00:19:39,473 Oh. 777 00:19:40,000 --> 00:19:41,120 Oh! 778 00:19:41,150 --> 00:19:42,330 What the [bleep] 779 00:19:42,366 --> 00:19:44,396 Are you [bleep] seeing this?! 780 00:19:44,433 --> 00:19:46,133 Whoo! 781 00:19:46,166 --> 00:19:48,126 All-star, baby! 782 00:19:48,166 --> 00:19:49,166 Yeah! 783 00:19:49,200 --> 00:19:51,070 It's gone! The [bleep] gone! 784 00:19:51,100 --> 00:19:53,170 [Bleep] Is gone! 785 00:19:53,200 --> 00:19:55,170 Explain that away, huh? 786 00:19:55,200 --> 00:19:55,450 Science. 787 00:19:55,483 --> 00:19:57,203 >> Wonder if there's something 788 00:19:57,233 --> 00:19:58,123 in the Polish. 789 00:19:58,150 --> 00:19:58,350 >> Oh. 790 00:19:58,383 --> 00:20:00,053 Ethyl acetate is a solvent. 791 00:20:00,083 --> 00:20:01,323 When you're putting on regular 792 00:20:01,350 --> 00:20:03,070 nail Polish, it will bind the 793 00:20:03,100 --> 00:20:04,080 Polish to the nail. 794 00:20:04,116 --> 00:20:04,316 >> Aw. 795 00:20:04,350 --> 00:20:06,030 >> So now what it's doing is 796 00:20:06,066 --> 00:20:07,226 it's binding itself to that 797 00:20:07,266 --> 00:20:09,016 topcoat of nail Polish, so when 798 00:20:09,050 --> 00:20:10,230 you're scrubbing, it's still 799 00:20:10,266 --> 00:20:11,466 wet, so it's just pulling off 800 00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:13,070 whatever it's bound to. 801 00:20:13,100 --> 00:20:14,280 >> How do you know all this, 802 00:20:14,316 --> 00:20:14,476 kev? 803 00:20:15,016 --> 00:20:17,226 >> Well, I read the scripts. 804 00:20:17,266 --> 00:20:18,216 >> Good answer. 805 00:20:18,250 --> 00:20:19,170 >> Mind blown. 806 00:20:19,200 --> 00:20:20,130 >> Mind blown. 807 00:20:20,166 --> 00:20:21,226 >> Let's declare it. 808 00:20:21,266 --> 00:20:22,396 Let's make it official. 809 00:20:22,433 --> 00:20:24,203 >> Kathy g.'S nail Polish to 810 00:20:24,233 --> 00:20:25,473 remove nail Polish gets our 811 00:20:26,000 --> 00:20:29,170 hack seal of approval! 812 00:20:29,200 --> 00:20:30,320 >> If you're watching this and 813 00:20:30,350 --> 00:20:32,000 you're thinking, "man, I'd like 814 00:20:32,033 --> 00:20:33,123 my hacks to get on the show, 815 00:20:33,150 --> 00:20:34,030 it's very simple. 816 00:20:34,066 --> 00:20:36,266 Go to... 817 00:20:36,300 --> 00:20:37,430 Send us your hacks, and we'll 818 00:20:37,466 --> 00:20:39,146 test them out right here on the 819 00:20:39,183 --> 00:20:40,483 show. 820 00:20:41,016 --> 00:20:42,126 >> Yeah, this wasn't your color. 821 00:20:42,166 --> 00:20:44,316 >> No. 822 00:20:44,350 --> 00:20:46,030 You liking those pool noodles? 823 00:20:46,066 --> 00:20:47,016 >> Yeah. It's great. 824 00:20:47,050 --> 00:20:48,100 >> You know, they were an 825 00:20:48,133 --> 00:20:49,133 all-star in season one. 826 00:20:49,166 --> 00:20:50,146 >> Oh, you don't say? 827 00:20:50,183 --> 00:20:51,353 >> No, I do, 'cause you can use 828 00:20:51,383 --> 00:20:53,073 them to keep your boots upright, 829 00:20:53,100 --> 00:20:53,480 like in a closet. 830 00:20:54,016 --> 00:20:55,196 >> Oh. Or protect your car door. 831 00:20:55,233 --> 00:20:56,053 Yeah. Mm-hmm. 832 00:20:56,083 --> 00:20:57,273 >> Stop a child from falling out 833 00:20:57,300 --> 00:20:58,050 of a bed. 834 00:20:58,083 --> 00:20:58,433 >> Oh, my gosh. 835 00:20:58,483 --> 00:21:03,033 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 50713

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