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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,433 --> 00:00:08,423 >> Are your medical bills 2 00:00:08,450 --> 00:00:09,300 through the roof? 3 00:00:09,333 --> 00:00:10,303 >> Are you tired of doctors 4 00:00:10,333 --> 00:00:11,333 always acting like they know so 5 00:00:11,366 --> 00:00:12,196 much? 6 00:00:12,233 --> 00:00:13,083 >> Both: Then you need to call 7 00:00:13,116 --> 00:00:14,166 Johnson & Jesses. 8 00:00:14,200 --> 00:00:15,200 >> We're here to help you 9 00:00:15,233 --> 00:00:16,283 overcome these injustices... 10 00:00:16,316 --> 00:00:17,476 >> Both: At no cost to you. 11 00:00:18,016 --> 00:00:19,166 >> Got a migraine after a car 12 00:00:19,200 --> 00:00:20,000 accident? 13 00:00:20,033 --> 00:00:21,203 Try drinking grape juice. 14 00:00:22,400 --> 00:00:23,380 Reduce something called 15 00:00:23,416 --> 00:00:24,476 serotonin levels that causes 16 00:00:25,016 --> 00:00:26,046 migraines. 17 00:00:27,233 --> 00:00:28,053 Understand. 18 00:00:28,083 --> 00:00:29,483 >> Both: At no cost to you. 19 00:00:30,016 --> 00:00:31,126 >> Burn the roof of your mouth 20 00:00:31,166 --> 00:00:32,146 with hot coffee or pizza? 21 00:00:32,183 --> 00:00:33,433 This makes us so mad. 22 00:00:35,083 --> 00:00:36,253 Tongue and press on the affected 23 00:00:36,283 --> 00:00:38,223 area to cool the pain. 24 00:00:40,083 --> 00:00:41,103 >> If you've suffered a major 25 00:00:41,133 --> 00:00:42,153 injury, call an actual lawyer, 26 00:00:42,183 --> 00:00:43,223 but if you've suffered a minor 27 00:00:43,250 --> 00:00:44,270 scrape or a low-grade ailment, 28 00:00:44,300 --> 00:00:46,050 call Johnson & Jesses. 29 00:00:46,083 --> 00:00:47,233 >> Both: 'Cause we're on your 30 00:00:47,266 --> 00:00:51,216 side. 31 00:00:51,250 --> 00:00:53,020 >> Tonight on "hack my life"... 32 00:00:53,050 --> 00:00:54,150 >> You mind if I manhandle your 33 00:00:54,183 --> 00:00:55,153 melon? 34 00:00:55,183 --> 00:00:56,383 >> We solve all of life's 35 00:00:56,416 --> 00:00:58,146 biggest problems with tiny 36 00:00:58,183 --> 00:00:59,123 tools. 37 00:00:59,150 --> 00:01:00,320 >> Find out how a couple magnets 38 00:01:00,350 --> 00:01:01,420 could save your marriage. 39 00:01:01,450 --> 00:01:03,170 >> [ Gasps ] What? 40 00:01:03,200 --> 00:01:05,000 >> You won't believe how we use 41 00:01:05,033 --> 00:01:06,023 these fuzzy balls. 42 00:01:06,050 --> 00:01:07,200 >> And hate moving? 43 00:01:07,233 --> 00:01:08,383 Well, these hacks will have you 44 00:01:08,416 --> 00:01:10,216 begging for more. 45 00:01:10,250 --> 00:01:12,100 >> Plus, a hack that can save 46 00:01:12,133 --> 00:01:13,383 you thousands on top-shelf 47 00:01:13,416 --> 00:01:14,266 booze. 48 00:01:14,300 --> 00:01:15,280 >> What? 49 00:01:15,316 --> 00:01:16,296 >> "Hack my life"... 50 00:01:16,333 --> 00:01:17,373 Here's to a great hack. 51 00:01:17,400 --> 00:01:19,380 ...starts now. 52 00:01:21,350 --> 00:01:22,450 >> Ever lost a ring down the 53 00:01:22,483 --> 00:01:24,053 drain and thought that was 54 00:01:24,083 --> 00:01:25,103 goodbye forever? 55 00:01:25,133 --> 00:01:26,183 >> Oh, don't fret. 56 00:01:26,216 --> 00:01:28,116 We can help you say hello again 57 00:01:28,150 --> 00:01:29,470 to all of your lost bling in 58 00:01:30,000 --> 00:01:31,380 this hack vs. Hack. 59 00:01:31,416 --> 00:01:32,376 So, here's how this 60 00:01:32,416 --> 00:01:34,166 hack vs. Hack works. 61 00:01:35,216 --> 00:01:36,266 Collection of rings that we are 62 00:01:36,300 --> 00:01:38,330 going to dump down our sinks. 63 00:01:38,366 --> 00:01:40,016 We're then gonna go fishing for 64 00:01:40,050 --> 00:01:41,220 exactly one minute, and whoever 65 00:01:41,250 --> 00:01:42,400 comes up with the most treasure 66 00:01:42,433 --> 00:01:44,253 will be declared the winner. 67 00:01:45,450 --> 00:01:47,250 Gonna use the simple wire hanger 68 00:01:47,283 --> 00:01:49,003 and turn it into the fishing 69 00:01:49,033 --> 00:01:50,233 device with a hook on the end. 70 00:01:50,266 --> 00:01:52,196 Make a tiny little hook, 'cause 71 00:01:52,233 --> 00:01:54,053 you need it to fit down the 72 00:01:54,083 --> 00:01:55,053 drain. 73 00:01:55,083 --> 00:01:56,083 >> Let me show you the way the 74 00:01:56,116 --> 00:01:56,466 professionals do it. 75 00:01:57,000 --> 00:01:57,380 >> All right, let's see, Kevin. 76 00:01:57,416 --> 00:01:58,376 I'm sure you've got a great 77 00:01:58,416 --> 00:01:59,176 idea. 78 00:01:59,216 --> 00:02:00,196 >> Magnets and string. 79 00:02:00,233 --> 00:02:01,483 This hack won't work on really 80 00:02:02,016 --> 00:02:03,196 expensive jewelry, but this 81 00:02:03,233 --> 00:02:04,433 works wonders on the kind of 82 00:02:04,466 --> 00:02:06,096 jewelry that I get for my 83 00:02:06,133 --> 00:02:08,073 girlfriend -- the non-pure 84 00:02:08,100 --> 00:02:08,430 stuff. 85 00:02:08,466 --> 00:02:09,446 Fake gold is usually fortified 86 00:02:09,483 --> 00:02:10,303 with copper. 87 00:02:10,333 --> 00:02:12,083 That'll work just fine here. 88 00:02:13,233 --> 00:02:14,083 In it. 89 00:02:14,116 --> 00:02:15,066 >> My boyfriend gave me this. 90 00:02:15,100 --> 00:02:15,430 Can we just -- 91 00:02:15,466 --> 00:02:16,996 >> oh, yeah, we can tell. 92 00:02:17,033 --> 00:02:18,403 Oh, yeah, he's my kind of guy. 93 00:02:20,083 --> 00:02:20,423 Mm-hmm. 94 00:02:20,450 --> 00:02:22,220 Time to drop some gems. 95 00:02:22,250 --> 00:02:24,150 >> Let's do this. 96 00:02:24,183 --> 00:02:26,023 >> My belly-button piercing. 97 00:02:26,050 --> 00:02:27,070 >> I don't. 98 00:02:27,100 --> 00:02:29,130 >> I wish you never did! 99 00:02:29,166 --> 00:02:30,276 Goodbye, love. 100 00:02:30,316 --> 00:02:31,276 May the best hack win. 101 00:02:31,316 --> 00:02:32,346 >> You might actually beat me. 102 00:02:32,383 --> 00:02:33,183 Hey. 103 00:02:33,216 --> 00:02:34,146 >> Okay. I just got to -- 104 00:02:34,183 --> 00:02:36,023 just -- okay. 105 00:02:38,433 --> 00:02:44,153 3, 2, go fishin'. 106 00:02:44,183 --> 00:02:45,283 You hear that? 107 00:02:45,316 --> 00:02:47,016 [ Rattling ] 108 00:02:47,050 --> 00:02:48,130 The no-look pass. 109 00:02:48,166 --> 00:02:49,416 Oh-ho-ho! 110 00:02:49,450 --> 00:02:50,420 Look at that. 111 00:02:50,450 --> 00:02:52,230 >> Oh, my god! 112 00:02:52,266 --> 00:02:52,996 Yes! 113 00:02:53,033 --> 00:02:53,453 I got some rings. 114 00:02:53,483 --> 00:02:55,023 >> Oh, look at you. 115 00:02:55,050 --> 00:02:55,380 >> Ah! 116 00:02:55,416 --> 00:02:56,396 >> There be treasure in these 117 00:02:56,433 --> 00:02:57,423 pipes. 118 00:02:57,450 --> 00:02:58,370 Mm-hmm. 119 00:02:58,400 --> 00:03:00,120 This is, like, real gold, so my 120 00:03:00,150 --> 00:03:02,020 magnet is useless. 121 00:03:02,050 --> 00:03:02,330 Oh, no. 122 00:03:02,366 --> 00:03:03,416 It's not working. 123 00:03:03,450 --> 00:03:05,200 Wait. Do I have anything? 124 00:03:05,233 --> 00:03:06,053 Oh, god! 125 00:03:06,083 --> 00:03:07,083 >> Oh! You got a prize! 126 00:03:07,116 --> 00:03:08,146 >> Oh, that's not a ring. 127 00:03:08,183 --> 00:03:09,203 >> That thing has teeth. 128 00:03:09,233 --> 00:03:12,133 >> Ugh. 129 00:03:12,166 --> 00:03:13,146 Oh, got some more. 130 00:03:13,183 --> 00:03:14,073 >> 15 seconds. 131 00:03:14,100 --> 00:03:15,070 >> Got some more. 132 00:03:15,100 --> 00:03:15,450 Yes! 133 00:03:15,483 --> 00:03:17,303 I got two more. 134 00:03:17,333 --> 00:03:20,073 Ooh, uh... 135 00:03:20,100 --> 00:03:21,230 >> 5 seconds. 136 00:03:21,266 --> 00:03:25,246 4, 3, 2, and that's it. 137 00:03:26,100 --> 00:03:27,030 That was pretty good. 138 00:03:27,066 --> 00:03:27,416 >> Not a bad haul. 139 00:03:27,450 --> 00:03:28,200 >> What?! 140 00:03:28,233 --> 00:03:29,383 >> This is not bad. 141 00:03:29,416 --> 00:03:31,166 Hold on. Check it out. 142 00:03:31,200 --> 00:03:34,480 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6. 143 00:03:35,016 --> 00:03:36,316 What do you have over there? 144 00:03:36,350 --> 00:03:37,420 >> Oh, I got four. 145 00:03:37,450 --> 00:03:39,200 >> Uno, dos, tres, cuatro. 146 00:03:39,233 --> 00:03:40,233 >> Oh, that's great. 147 00:03:40,266 --> 00:03:41,346 So now we know that I lost in 148 00:03:41,383 --> 00:03:42,183 two languages. 149 00:03:42,216 --> 00:03:43,096 Thank you, Brooke. 150 00:03:43,133 --> 00:03:44,003 >> [ Laughs ] 151 00:03:44,033 --> 00:03:45,233 This hack can retrieve your 152 00:03:45,266 --> 00:03:46,446 actually expensive jewelry. 153 00:03:46,483 --> 00:03:48,273 >> If you have kids and they're 154 00:03:48,300 --> 00:03:50,120 wearing the cheap stuff, go with 155 00:03:50,150 --> 00:03:51,330 the magnets and the string. 156 00:03:51,366 --> 00:03:53,276 I think it works, but not as 157 00:03:53,316 --> 00:03:55,216 well in this hack vs. Hack. 158 00:03:55,250 --> 00:03:56,080 You won. 159 00:03:56,116 --> 00:03:58,026 Congrats to you. 160 00:03:58,066 --> 00:03:59,266 You did it. 161 00:03:59,300 --> 00:04:01,280 >> [ Gasps ] What? 162 00:04:01,316 --> 00:04:03,116 >> Brooke Van poppelen, will you 163 00:04:03,150 --> 00:04:04,400 accept this piece of fake metal 164 00:04:04,433 --> 00:04:06,083 as a sign that you won the 165 00:04:06,116 --> 00:04:07,246 hack vs. Hack challenge? 166 00:04:07,283 --> 00:04:09,183 Take it. Just -- yeah. 167 00:04:09,216 --> 00:04:10,066 You got it. 168 00:04:10,100 --> 00:04:10,450 >> I do always beat you at these 169 00:04:10,483 --> 00:04:11,233 hacks. 170 00:04:11,266 --> 00:04:13,216 [ Breathes deeply ] 171 00:04:22,416 --> 00:04:24,196 >> Sometimes a household item is 172 00:04:24,233 --> 00:04:25,473 so useful, it ascends into the 173 00:04:26,000 --> 00:04:27,480 pantheon of great hacking tools. 174 00:04:28,016 --> 00:04:29,326 Today, we celebrate one that's 175 00:04:29,366 --> 00:04:31,366 truly become a hack all-star -- 176 00:04:31,400 --> 00:04:33,380 the tennis ball. 177 00:04:33,416 --> 00:04:35,296 Sure, they're bouncy and fun to 178 00:04:35,333 --> 00:04:37,253 play with, but these balls score 179 00:04:37,283 --> 00:04:39,373 big in the game of life. 180 00:04:39,400 --> 00:04:41,170 Tennis balls can help a portly 181 00:04:41,200 --> 00:04:42,030 pet. 182 00:04:42,066 --> 00:04:43,166 With a ball in his bowl, fido 183 00:04:43,200 --> 00:04:45,280 can slow down as he chows down. 184 00:04:45,316 --> 00:04:46,416 Who's a good boy? 185 00:04:46,450 --> 00:04:47,480 All-star. 186 00:04:48,016 --> 00:04:49,216 Clean scuff marks the lazy 187 00:04:49,250 --> 00:04:50,130 person's way. 188 00:04:50,166 --> 00:04:51,346 Cut open a tennis ball and pop 189 00:04:51,383 --> 00:04:53,083 it onto the end of a broomstick 190 00:04:53,116 --> 00:04:54,266 handle to create a convenient 191 00:04:54,300 --> 00:04:55,280 dirt eraser. 192 00:04:55,316 --> 00:04:57,026 All-star. 193 00:04:57,066 --> 00:04:58,046 Got little kids? 194 00:04:58,083 --> 00:04:59,353 Cut and put tennis balls on 195 00:04:59,383 --> 00:05:01,223 table corners for sporty baby 196 00:05:01,250 --> 00:05:02,030 bumpers. 197 00:05:02,066 --> 00:05:03,326 Keep eyes safe and tables 198 00:05:03,366 --> 00:05:04,466 looking ballerific. 199 00:05:05,000 --> 00:05:06,200 All-star. 200 00:05:06,233 --> 00:05:08,023 Stop struggling with stuck jar 201 00:05:08,050 --> 00:05:08,380 lids. 202 00:05:08,416 --> 00:05:10,076 Use half a tennis ball to help 203 00:05:10,116 --> 00:05:11,326 pry them open like a champ. 204 00:05:11,366 --> 00:05:12,996 All-star. 205 00:05:13,033 --> 00:05:14,033 Keep losing stuff? 206 00:05:14,066 --> 00:05:15,296 Attach a suction cup to a cut 207 00:05:15,333 --> 00:05:17,153 tennis ball, and keep him by the 208 00:05:17,183 --> 00:05:17,483 door. 209 00:05:18,016 --> 00:05:19,076 Bonus -- you'll make a new 210 00:05:19,116 --> 00:05:19,996 friend! 211 00:05:20,033 --> 00:05:21,033 Literally! 212 00:05:21,066 --> 00:05:22,476 All-star. 213 00:05:23,016 --> 00:05:24,216 Tennis balls, you've bounced 214 00:05:24,250 --> 00:05:25,400 your way into our all-star 215 00:05:25,433 --> 00:05:26,423 hall of fame. 216 00:05:26,450 --> 00:05:28,270 Aces! 217 00:05:29,166 --> 00:05:30,166 >> Anybody have a hack for a 218 00:05:30,200 --> 00:05:31,000 bike seat? 219 00:05:31,033 --> 00:05:31,453 >> We hit the streets with 220 00:05:31,483 --> 00:05:34,053 hidden cameras to test america's 221 00:05:34,083 --> 00:05:34,403 hacktitude. 222 00:05:34,433 --> 00:05:36,103 >> That doesn't look right. 223 00:05:36,133 --> 00:05:36,373 Plus... 224 00:05:36,400 --> 00:05:37,400 You guys like vodka. 225 00:05:37,433 --> 00:05:38,273 >> Yes. 226 00:05:38,300 --> 00:05:40,200 Drinkers of america, rejoice! 227 00:05:40,233 --> 00:05:42,083 Top-shelf liquor is cheaper 228 00:05:42,116 --> 00:05:43,126 than ever before. 229 00:05:43,166 --> 00:05:45,146 >> Oh, my god! O0 c1 230 00:05:50,033 --> 00:05:52,103 >> sometimes, ordinary people do 231 00:05:52,133 --> 00:05:54,223 extraordinary things, all in the 232 00:05:54,250 --> 00:05:57,130 name of hacking. 233 00:05:57,166 --> 00:05:58,166 Take Mark. 234 00:05:58,200 --> 00:05:59,280 Today, he's helping his 235 00:05:59,316 --> 00:06:01,046 co-worker Kathy move. 236 00:06:01,083 --> 00:06:02,273 Mark's had a crush on her since 237 00:06:02,300 --> 00:06:03,370 they locked eyes at the copy 238 00:06:03,400 --> 00:06:04,230 machine. 239 00:06:04,266 --> 00:06:06,346 This is his big chance to win 240 00:06:06,383 --> 00:06:08,403 her heart, because he... 241 00:06:08,433 --> 00:06:12,123 Is a hack hero! 242 00:06:12,150 --> 00:06:14,020 Kathy is struggling to lift 243 00:06:14,050 --> 00:06:15,230 those awkward boxes. 244 00:06:15,266 --> 00:06:16,416 Mark Springs into action, 245 00:06:16,450 --> 00:06:18,250 cutting holes into the boxes to 246 00:06:18,283 --> 00:06:20,383 make instant carrying handles. 247 00:06:20,416 --> 00:06:22,076 Way to get a handle on Kathy's 248 00:06:22,116 --> 00:06:24,276 box. 249 00:06:24,316 --> 00:06:25,226 Zoiks! 250 00:06:25,266 --> 00:06:26,176 What's this? 251 00:06:26,216 --> 00:06:28,046 Kathy's stack of plates is a 252 00:06:28,083 --> 00:06:29,453 recipe for disaster. 253 00:06:29,483 --> 00:06:32,003 Harnessing the padding power of 254 00:06:32,033 --> 00:06:33,473 Kathy's kitchen towels, Mark 255 00:06:34,000 --> 00:06:35,480 repacks her dishes vertically. 256 00:06:36,016 --> 00:06:37,346 Now Kathy's China will stay as 257 00:06:37,383 --> 00:06:38,433 fine as she is. 258 00:06:38,466 --> 00:06:39,276 >> Mmm. 259 00:06:39,316 --> 00:06:41,026 >> [ Wolf-whistles ] 260 00:06:41,066 --> 00:06:42,316 >> Now that Kathy's all packed, 261 00:06:42,350 --> 00:06:44,170 Mark's ready to take on the 262 00:06:44,200 --> 00:06:47,070 dreaded stairs. 263 00:06:47,100 --> 00:06:48,180 Fear not, Kathy. 264 00:06:48,216 --> 00:06:50,076 Our hack hero has a secret 265 00:06:50,116 --> 00:06:50,466 weapon. 266 00:06:51,000 --> 00:06:52,480 Using extra cardboard boxes and 267 00:06:53,016 --> 00:06:54,346 some tape, our hero hacks 268 00:06:54,383 --> 00:06:56,323 together a simple slide that 269 00:06:56,350 --> 00:06:58,370 will have Kathy's stuff sailing 270 00:06:58,400 --> 00:07:00,400 downstairs in no time. 271 00:07:00,433 --> 00:07:04,283 It's a box, it's a bear... 272 00:07:04,316 --> 00:07:07,026 It's a hack! 273 00:07:07,066 --> 00:07:08,396 For his final feat, Mark leaves 274 00:07:08,433 --> 00:07:10,203 some self-addressed, stamped 275 00:07:10,233 --> 00:07:11,453 envelopes with Kathy's new 276 00:07:11,483 --> 00:07:13,333 address on them so that when the 277 00:07:13,366 --> 00:07:15,116 new tenants arrive, they'll 278 00:07:15,150 --> 00:07:16,420 know where to send any extra 279 00:07:16,450 --> 00:07:17,200 mail. 280 00:07:17,233 --> 00:07:19,273 Oh, Mark, you think of 281 00:07:19,300 --> 00:07:22,170 everything. 282 00:07:22,200 --> 00:07:23,230 [ Doorbell rings ] 283 00:07:23,266 --> 00:07:24,246 But wait. 284 00:07:24,283 --> 00:07:25,333 Who's this? 285 00:07:25,366 --> 00:07:28,096 Our hack hero's arch-Nemesis -- 286 00:07:28,133 --> 00:07:30,283 the elusive boyfriend. 287 00:07:30,316 --> 00:07:32,246 Has the evil boyfriend thwarted 288 00:07:32,283 --> 00:07:34,303 our hero's plans once again? 289 00:07:34,333 --> 00:07:36,073 Hold on a second. 290 00:07:36,100 --> 00:07:37,470 It looks like there might be 291 00:07:38,000 --> 00:07:40,230 hope for Mark after all. 292 00:07:40,266 --> 00:07:42,416 Hack on, hack hero. 293 00:08:03,383 --> 00:08:04,433 Hello, there, friends! 294 00:08:04,466 --> 00:08:07,126 Welcome to the hacker's lounge. 295 00:08:07,166 --> 00:08:08,376 >> Nothing says classy like 296 00:08:08,416 --> 00:08:10,466 paying $200 for a bottle of 297 00:08:11,000 --> 00:08:12,200 fancy imported vodka. 298 00:08:12,233 --> 00:08:13,253 >> But don't you wonder if 299 00:08:13,283 --> 00:08:14,333 splurging for the top-shelf 300 00:08:14,366 --> 00:08:15,476 stuff is actually worth it? 301 00:08:16,016 --> 00:08:17,346 >> Well, I'm not so sure, but I 302 00:08:17,383 --> 00:08:19,153 am ready to find out in this 303 00:08:19,183 --> 00:08:21,103 newest spot the hack. 304 00:08:21,133 --> 00:08:22,173 >> What's wrong with you? 305 00:08:22,200 --> 00:08:24,180 >> I'm drunk. 306 00:08:26,450 --> 00:08:28,070 In this spot the hack, we're 307 00:08:28,100 --> 00:08:29,280 going to ask bar patrons if they 308 00:08:29,316 --> 00:08:31,016 can taste the difference between 309 00:08:31,050 --> 00:08:32,200 top-shelf vodka... 310 00:08:32,233 --> 00:08:35,133 >> Or the stuff that I drink. 311 00:08:37,466 --> 00:08:39,216 We are going to hack it. 312 00:08:39,250 --> 00:08:40,150 >> Thank god. 313 00:08:40,183 --> 00:08:41,233 >> Folks at home, get a pen and 314 00:08:41,266 --> 00:08:42,116 paper. 315 00:08:42,150 --> 00:08:43,300 You want to take your vodka, you 316 00:08:43,333 --> 00:08:44,483 want to pour it into a pitcher 317 00:08:45,016 --> 00:08:46,476 that has a charcoal filter. 318 00:08:47,016 --> 00:08:47,996 >> Okay. And then... 319 00:08:48,033 --> 00:08:49,233 >> You want to cycle it through 320 00:08:49,266 --> 00:08:50,466 about four times to remove out 321 00:08:51,000 --> 00:08:51,430 all the congeners. 322 00:08:51,466 --> 00:08:52,346 >> What's that? 323 00:08:52,383 --> 00:08:54,083 >> Congeners are impurities that 324 00:08:54,116 --> 00:08:55,146 are introduced during the 325 00:08:55,183 --> 00:08:57,183 process of fermentation, and 326 00:08:57,216 --> 00:08:59,126 this supposedly will filter 327 00:08:59,166 --> 00:09:00,076 those out. 328 00:09:00,116 --> 00:09:01,176 Let's get it back in the bottle, 329 00:09:01,216 --> 00:09:02,316 get some folks in here, and see 330 00:09:02,350 --> 00:09:03,430 if they can spot the hack. 331 00:09:03,466 --> 00:09:04,226 Hey, guys! 332 00:09:04,266 --> 00:09:05,096 >> Hey, there. 333 00:09:05,133 --> 00:09:06,133 >> Hello. How are you? 334 00:09:06,166 --> 00:09:07,196 >> You guys like vodka. 335 00:09:07,233 --> 00:09:08,073 >> Yes. 336 00:09:08,100 --> 00:09:09,150 >> So, why do you choose more 337 00:09:09,183 --> 00:09:10,083 expensive vodka? 338 00:09:10,116 --> 00:09:11,176 >> Avoid the hangover. 339 00:09:11,216 --> 00:09:12,196 >> It's smoother. 340 00:09:12,233 --> 00:09:13,383 >> We have a hack today. 341 00:09:13,416 --> 00:09:15,226 We've tried to take plastic-jug 342 00:09:15,266 --> 00:09:16,466 vodka, we filtered it, and 343 00:09:17,000 --> 00:09:18,350 supposedly, that's gonna make it 344 00:09:18,383 --> 00:09:19,403 taste as good as the top-shelf 345 00:09:19,433 --> 00:09:20,433 stuff. 346 00:09:22,133 --> 00:09:22,423 These guys. 347 00:09:22,450 --> 00:09:23,420 They work in a bar. 348 00:09:23,450 --> 00:09:25,000 And how long have you been 349 00:09:25,033 --> 00:09:25,303 bartending? 350 00:09:25,333 --> 00:09:26,173 >> Five years. 351 00:09:26,200 --> 00:09:27,200 >> You guys think you can taste 352 00:09:27,233 --> 00:09:28,003 the difference? 353 00:09:28,033 --> 00:09:28,273 >> Probably. 354 00:09:28,300 --> 00:09:29,270 >> I think so. 355 00:09:29,300 --> 00:09:31,080 >> Let's jump in, shall we? 356 00:09:31,116 --> 00:09:32,116 Let's start with the yellow 357 00:09:32,150 --> 00:09:36,020 tray. 358 00:09:36,050 --> 00:09:37,100 Wow. He just took the whole 359 00:09:37,133 --> 00:09:37,433 thing down. 360 00:09:37,466 --> 00:09:39,046 >> Burn wasn't that bad. 361 00:09:39,083 --> 00:09:40,133 >> The burn wasn't bad. 362 00:09:40,166 --> 00:09:41,016 >> Smooth. 363 00:09:41,050 --> 00:09:42,370 >> I don't think it was smooth. 364 00:09:42,400 --> 00:09:43,480 >> I have heartburn, but I drank 365 00:09:44,016 --> 00:09:45,016 the whole thing. 366 00:09:45,050 --> 00:09:46,000 [ Laughter ] 367 00:09:46,033 --> 00:09:47,133 >> Now for the shots from the 368 00:09:47,166 --> 00:09:48,996 blue tray. 369 00:09:49,033 --> 00:09:49,323 >> Ugh! 370 00:09:49,350 --> 00:09:50,320 >> That was bad. 371 00:09:50,350 --> 00:09:51,400 >> I thought that was better. 372 00:09:51,433 --> 00:09:53,023 >> Yeah? [ Laughs ] 373 00:09:53,050 --> 00:09:54,120 Oh. There's a quiver here. 374 00:09:54,150 --> 00:09:55,220 'Cause it tastes so good? 375 00:09:55,250 --> 00:09:56,330 >> It tastes extremely bad. 376 00:09:56,366 --> 00:09:58,066 >> I think this one was smoother 377 00:09:58,100 --> 00:09:58,370 than that. 378 00:09:58,400 --> 00:09:59,220 >> Yeah. 379 00:09:59,250 --> 00:10:00,150 >> The blue tray is smoother 380 00:10:00,183 --> 00:10:01,083 than the yellow tray. 381 00:10:01,116 --> 00:10:01,416 >> Yes, yes. 382 00:10:01,450 --> 00:10:02,270 >> So, the million-dollar 383 00:10:02,300 --> 00:10:03,220 question is, do you think you 384 00:10:03,250 --> 00:10:04,220 know which of these was the 385 00:10:04,250 --> 00:10:05,420 hacked vodka? 386 00:10:07,150 --> 00:10:08,200 >> I would say yellow, too. 387 00:10:08,233 --> 00:10:09,283 >> I would still say blue. 388 00:10:09,316 --> 00:10:10,346 >> I would say blue, too. 389 00:10:10,383 --> 00:10:12,023 >> The blue is the hack. 390 00:10:12,050 --> 00:10:13,080 >> The yellow's the hack. 391 00:10:13,116 --> 00:10:14,246 >> I think it's the yellow one. 392 00:10:14,283 --> 00:10:15,173 >> I think so, too. 393 00:10:15,200 --> 00:10:16,170 >> I think the blue one. 394 00:10:16,200 --> 00:10:17,200 >> I think the yellow is the 395 00:10:17,233 --> 00:10:17,403 hack. 396 00:10:17,433 --> 00:10:18,233 >> Okay. 397 00:10:18,266 --> 00:10:19,476 >> The yellow. Absolutely. 398 00:10:20,016 --> 00:10:21,116 >> Should we tell them? 399 00:10:21,150 --> 00:10:22,150 >> No. 400 00:10:22,183 --> 00:10:23,153 [ Laughter ] 401 00:10:23,183 --> 00:10:27,223 The blue shots were, in fact... 402 00:10:27,250 --> 00:10:28,300 The hack. 403 00:10:28,333 --> 00:10:30,123 >> What? 404 00:10:30,150 --> 00:10:31,070 >> No! 405 00:10:31,100 --> 00:10:32,170 >> 7 people thought the 406 00:10:32,200 --> 00:10:33,430 top-shelf vodka was our hacked 407 00:10:33,466 --> 00:10:34,296 vodka. 408 00:10:34,333 --> 00:10:35,403 >> Oh, and you're gonna feel 409 00:10:35,433 --> 00:10:36,373 that tomorrow. 410 00:10:36,400 --> 00:10:37,330 [ Both laugh ] 411 00:10:37,366 --> 00:10:39,066 Clearly, this hack worked. 412 00:10:39,100 --> 00:10:40,270 People couldn't spot it. 413 00:10:40,300 --> 00:10:41,480 You can totally filter your 414 00:10:42,016 --> 00:10:43,176 vodka into tasting like the 415 00:10:43,216 --> 00:10:44,076 pricey stuff. 416 00:10:44,116 --> 00:10:45,176 >> Together: Cheers! 417 00:10:45,216 --> 00:10:48,046 >> Here's to a great hack. 418 00:10:48,083 --> 00:10:49,253 >> Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. 419 00:10:49,283 --> 00:10:51,273 >> Oh, so good. 420 00:10:53,300 --> 00:10:54,480 Cheap vodka is filled with 421 00:10:55,016 --> 00:10:56,116 impurities -- unwanted 422 00:10:56,150 --> 00:10:57,470 byproducts of fermentation that 423 00:10:58,000 --> 00:10:59,170 taste bad and cause nasty 424 00:10:59,200 --> 00:11:00,030 hangovers. 425 00:11:00,066 --> 00:11:01,396 But an activated charcoal filter 426 00:11:01,433 --> 00:11:02,253 can help. 427 00:11:02,283 --> 00:11:03,483 As the booze passes through, 428 00:11:04,016 --> 00:11:05,246 carbon molecules bind to the 429 00:11:05,283 --> 00:11:07,433 carbon in the filter, so vodka 430 00:11:07,466 --> 00:11:10,046 comes out cleaner and tastier. 431 00:11:10,083 --> 00:11:11,303 Plus, you dodge that horrible 432 00:11:11,333 --> 00:11:12,383 hangover the next day. 433 00:11:12,416 --> 00:11:13,166 >> Whew! 434 00:11:13,200 --> 00:11:14,370 >> Thanks, filters! 435 00:11:14,400 --> 00:11:15,330 >> Coming up... 436 00:11:15,366 --> 00:11:17,166 >> Need a hack for a bike seat. 437 00:11:17,200 --> 00:11:18,370 >> We go undercover to see what 438 00:11:18,400 --> 00:11:20,030 strangers can hack together on 439 00:11:20,066 --> 00:11:20,326 the street. 440 00:11:20,366 --> 00:11:21,076 [ Bell dings ] 441 00:11:21,116 --> 00:11:21,996 >> Look out! 442 00:11:22,033 --> 00:11:23,223 Plus, forget Ben & Jerry's. 443 00:11:23,250 --> 00:11:24,400 We've got ice-cream hacks 444 00:11:24,433 --> 00:11:26,203 that'll turn you into the dairy 445 00:11:26,233 --> 00:11:26,453 queen. 446 00:11:26,483 --> 00:11:27,333 >> [ Gasps ] 447 00:11:27,366 --> 00:11:29,316 This is better than sex. O0 c1 448 00:11:36,416 --> 00:11:38,396 >> The gin & tonic -- instigator 449 00:11:38,433 --> 00:11:40,433 of hangovers the world over! 450 00:11:42,000 --> 00:11:43,370 Make one, but did you also know 451 00:11:43,400 --> 00:11:47,050 it was a hack from history? 452 00:11:47,083 --> 00:11:49,203 India, the 1800s. 453 00:11:49,233 --> 00:11:50,423 The British empire rules. 454 00:11:50,450 --> 00:11:52,180 Malaria ravages the nation. 455 00:11:52,216 --> 00:11:53,466 The only viable treatment -- 456 00:11:54,000 --> 00:11:55,170 quinine, a medicine that 457 00:11:55,200 --> 00:11:57,300 practically tastes like [bleep] 458 00:11:57,333 --> 00:11:58,433 Doctors attempt to dilute the 459 00:11:58,466 --> 00:12:00,026 stuff into tonic water, but 460 00:12:00,066 --> 00:12:01,126 subjects refuse to take their 461 00:12:01,166 --> 00:12:03,046 medicine until an idea dawns on 462 00:12:03,083 --> 00:12:04,403 a British soldier, who probably 463 00:12:04,433 --> 00:12:06,053 had a drinking problem. 464 00:12:06,083 --> 00:12:07,053 >> [ British accent ] Hang on a 465 00:12:07,083 --> 00:12:07,403 minute, mate. 466 00:12:07,433 --> 00:12:10,023 What if we put gin in this? 467 00:12:10,050 --> 00:12:11,300 >> You always say that. 468 00:12:11,333 --> 00:12:12,223 >> Eureka! 469 00:12:12,250 --> 00:12:13,330 The natural flavors of gin 470 00:12:13,366 --> 00:12:15,076 disguise the bitterness of tonic 471 00:12:15,116 --> 00:12:16,346 water, treating malaria and 472 00:12:16,383 --> 00:12:18,103 getting people drunk all at 473 00:12:18,133 --> 00:12:18,433 once. 474 00:12:18,466 --> 00:12:20,296 >> Jolly good show, mate. 475 00:12:20,333 --> 00:12:21,173 >> Cheers! 476 00:12:21,200 --> 00:12:23,250 >> Which brings us to today. 477 00:12:23,283 --> 00:12:25,133 The g&t remains beloved by 478 00:12:25,166 --> 00:12:26,426 drinkers young and old. 479 00:12:26,466 --> 00:12:28,266 It's still used to medicate but 480 00:12:28,300 --> 00:12:30,080 only to fill the hole in one's 481 00:12:30,116 --> 00:12:30,996 soul. 482 00:12:31,033 --> 00:12:33,183 The gin & tonic, a truly 483 00:12:33,216 --> 00:12:36,126 intoxicating hack from history. 484 00:12:47,100 --> 00:12:48,380 >> Personally, I have no problem 485 00:12:48,416 --> 00:12:50,196 eating chocolate hazelnut spread 486 00:12:50,233 --> 00:12:51,483 straight out of the jar, but if 487 00:12:52,016 --> 00:12:53,176 you're looking to take your 488 00:12:53,216 --> 00:12:54,346 chocolate game to the next 489 00:12:54,383 --> 00:12:56,253 level, I've got some hacks that 490 00:12:56,283 --> 00:12:58,133 will turn one jar of chocolate 491 00:12:58,166 --> 00:12:59,366 hazelnut spread into two 492 00:12:59,400 --> 00:13:00,480 seemingly sophisticated 493 00:13:01,016 --> 00:13:01,416 desserts. 494 00:13:01,450 --> 00:13:03,200 You're welcome. 495 00:13:04,383 --> 00:13:06,423 Make flourless brownies. 496 00:13:06,450 --> 00:13:08,150 >> Mmm! 497 00:13:08,183 --> 00:13:10,383 Flourless brownies. 498 00:13:10,416 --> 00:13:12,046 So let's get crackin'. 499 00:13:12,083 --> 00:13:13,103 [ Chuckles ] 500 00:13:13,133 --> 00:13:13,433 Yep. 501 00:13:13,466 --> 00:13:15,016 I like to do it on the 502 00:13:15,050 --> 00:13:15,420 countertop. 503 00:13:15,450 --> 00:13:17,330 I think that's how chefs do it. 504 00:13:17,366 --> 00:13:19,066 I have no idea. 505 00:13:19,100 --> 00:13:20,100 All right, I cracked all four 506 00:13:20,133 --> 00:13:20,433 eggs. 507 00:13:20,466 --> 00:13:21,346 Now you're gonna take your 508 00:13:21,383 --> 00:13:22,403 electric hand mixer. 509 00:13:22,433 --> 00:13:24,133 [ Motor whirring ] 510 00:13:24,166 --> 00:13:24,466 [ Gasps ] 511 00:13:25,000 --> 00:13:27,130 This is better than sex. 512 00:13:27,166 --> 00:13:29,096 So, these eggs are nice and 513 00:13:29,133 --> 00:13:30,183 fluffy. 514 00:13:32,300 --> 00:13:33,280 And then I'm gonna take a 515 00:13:33,316 --> 00:13:35,376 spatula to just mix it together. 516 00:13:35,416 --> 00:13:37,126 Good for gluten-free people, 517 00:13:37,166 --> 00:13:38,396 which is what I'm supposed to 518 00:13:38,433 --> 00:13:40,153 be, but I eat gluten all the 519 00:13:40,183 --> 00:13:42,003 time, and it's a real fart party 520 00:13:42,033 --> 00:13:42,403 in my pants. 521 00:13:42,433 --> 00:13:43,303 [ Laughter ] 522 00:13:43,333 --> 00:13:45,203 Next, I'm gonna take a baking 523 00:13:45,233 --> 00:13:46,483 pan, which is lined with 524 00:13:47,016 --> 00:13:48,366 parchment paper, and I'm just 525 00:13:48,400 --> 00:13:50,230 going to drizzle it into the 526 00:13:50,266 --> 00:13:50,996 pan. 527 00:13:51,033 --> 00:13:52,423 >> Ahh. 528 00:13:52,450 --> 00:13:54,080 >> Have your oven preheated at 529 00:13:54,116 --> 00:13:56,476 350 degrees, and let it bake for 530 00:13:57,016 --> 00:13:58,366 about 20 to 30 minutes. 531 00:13:58,400 --> 00:14:00,480 [ Cheers and applause ] 532 00:14:02,216 --> 00:14:03,346 We're gonna make dessert number 533 00:14:03,383 --> 00:14:05,053 two. 534 00:14:05,083 --> 00:14:06,223 Mmm! 535 00:14:06,250 --> 00:14:09,170 Chocolate ice cream. 536 00:14:11,066 --> 00:14:12,366 Banana and what's left of your 537 00:14:12,400 --> 00:14:14,120 chocolate hazelnut spread. 538 00:14:14,150 --> 00:14:15,300 Take your frozen banana chunks 539 00:14:15,333 --> 00:14:16,333 and throw them in a food 540 00:14:16,366 --> 00:14:17,216 processor. 541 00:14:17,250 --> 00:14:18,130 Let's turn this on. 542 00:14:18,166 --> 00:14:20,146 [ Motor whirring ] 543 00:14:24,150 --> 00:14:26,300 Okay. Now I'm gonna add what's 544 00:14:26,333 --> 00:14:29,303 left of this awesomeness. 545 00:14:29,333 --> 00:14:31,033 You just want to blend it till 546 00:14:31,066 --> 00:14:32,126 it's smooth. 547 00:14:32,166 --> 00:14:35,366 It doesn't get easier than that. 548 00:14:35,400 --> 00:14:37,380 Check 'er out. 549 00:14:37,416 --> 00:14:39,216 You've got hacked chocolate ice 550 00:14:39,250 --> 00:14:40,470 cream using bananas and your 551 00:14:41,000 --> 00:14:42,180 chocolate hazelnut spread. 552 00:14:42,216 --> 00:14:43,046 Who am I kidding? 553 00:14:43,083 --> 00:14:44,003 I'm just gonna eat this whole 554 00:14:44,033 --> 00:14:46,483 tray. 555 00:14:47,016 --> 00:14:48,396 Yeah. Mm-hmm. 556 00:14:48,433 --> 00:14:51,003 ♪ Someone has to start 557 00:14:51,033 --> 00:14:52,353 weight watchers tomorrow ♪ 558 00:14:52,383 --> 00:14:54,373 [ Laughter and applause ] 559 00:15:07,466 --> 00:15:09,296 >> Check, check, 1, 2. 560 00:15:09,333 --> 00:15:10,203 Oh, hey! 561 00:15:10,233 --> 00:15:11,373 Oh-ho! Lucky day! 562 00:15:11,400 --> 00:15:13,050 Nobody stole my bike, but 563 00:15:13,083 --> 00:15:14,423 somebody made off with my seat, 564 00:15:14,450 --> 00:15:16,250 which is exactly why we've got 565 00:15:16,283 --> 00:15:18,303 hidden cameras everywhere -- to 566 00:15:18,333 --> 00:15:20,023 see what hacks regular people 567 00:15:20,050 --> 00:15:21,450 can invent on the street. 568 00:15:21,483 --> 00:15:25,073 This is lend me a hack. 569 00:15:25,100 --> 00:15:26,100 Anybody have a hack for a bike 570 00:15:26,133 --> 00:15:26,353 seat? 571 00:15:26,383 --> 00:15:27,183 Your hat, maybe? 572 00:15:27,216 --> 00:15:28,066 It's a great cap. 573 00:15:28,100 --> 00:15:29,020 It would be much more 574 00:15:29,050 --> 00:15:29,470 comfortable than this. 575 00:15:30,000 --> 00:15:31,030 Nobody walks around with a spare 576 00:15:31,066 --> 00:15:31,346 bike seat. 577 00:15:31,383 --> 00:15:33,133 Guess it's not on trend. 578 00:15:34,200 --> 00:15:35,070 For a bike seat? 579 00:15:35,100 --> 00:15:36,150 >> I can give you a binder. 580 00:15:36,183 --> 00:15:37,253 >> Anything would be better than 581 00:15:37,283 --> 00:15:40,433 this right now. 582 00:15:40,466 --> 00:15:41,446 Maybe I could secure it with my 583 00:15:41,483 --> 00:15:42,403 shoelace or something. 584 00:15:42,433 --> 00:15:43,223 >> Here you go. 585 00:15:43,250 --> 00:15:44,370 >> Okay. 586 00:15:44,400 --> 00:15:45,370 Is that even going? 587 00:15:45,400 --> 00:15:46,170 Let's see. 588 00:15:46,200 --> 00:15:48,400 Like that? 589 00:15:48,433 --> 00:15:49,483 Oh. Oh! 590 00:15:50,016 --> 00:15:50,376 Ah! 591 00:15:50,416 --> 00:15:52,416 Okay, that's really wobbly. 592 00:15:52,450 --> 00:15:55,120 Oh, this is not gonna work. 593 00:15:55,150 --> 00:15:56,280 Yeah, that's not working. 594 00:15:56,316 --> 00:15:58,096 I made a mess of my shoe, made a 595 00:15:58,133 --> 00:15:59,423 mess of his notebook, and I made 596 00:15:59,450 --> 00:16:01,100 a mess of my genitals. 597 00:16:01,133 --> 00:16:02,253 [ Buzzer ] 598 00:16:02,283 --> 00:16:03,403 You have a bike seat on you? 599 00:16:03,433 --> 00:16:04,433 No. 600 00:16:04,466 --> 00:16:05,466 Miss, sorry to bother. 601 00:16:06,000 --> 00:16:07,120 Do you have anything I could use 602 00:16:07,150 --> 00:16:08,120 as a bike seat? 603 00:16:08,150 --> 00:16:09,170 >> Got some groceries. 604 00:16:09,200 --> 00:16:10,420 I don't know if there's anything 605 00:16:10,450 --> 00:16:12,100 in there that you can sit on. 606 00:16:12,133 --> 00:16:13,123 >> You mind if I manhandle your 607 00:16:13,150 --> 00:16:16,070 melon? 608 00:16:16,100 --> 00:16:17,080 What if I buy it off of you 609 00:16:17,116 --> 00:16:17,446 right now? 610 00:16:17,483 --> 00:16:18,483 I've only got twenties, but... 611 00:16:19,016 --> 00:16:19,366 >> That's great. 612 00:16:19,400 --> 00:16:20,420 >> $20 melon. Thank you. 613 00:16:20,450 --> 00:16:22,170 I'm just gonna. 614 00:16:22,200 --> 00:16:24,030 Okay. 615 00:16:24,066 --> 00:16:25,026 I hope this doesn't split 616 00:16:25,066 --> 00:16:26,346 straight through. 617 00:16:26,383 --> 00:16:27,373 That doesn't look right, 618 00:16:27,400 --> 00:16:28,100 does it? 619 00:16:28,133 --> 00:16:28,433 >> No. 620 00:16:28,466 --> 00:16:29,346 >> That looks really bad. 621 00:16:29,383 --> 00:16:30,223 >> Sorry. 622 00:16:30,250 --> 00:16:31,120 >> Well, it could seem like it 623 00:16:31,150 --> 00:16:31,470 might've worked, right? 624 00:16:32,000 --> 00:16:32,330 Here, I'll tell you what. 625 00:16:32,366 --> 00:16:33,326 If you want to give me my twenty 626 00:16:33,366 --> 00:16:35,346 back... 627 00:16:39,166 --> 00:16:40,246 [ Buzzer ] 628 00:16:40,283 --> 00:16:41,453 You guys have an extra bike seat 629 00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:43,030 by any chance? No? 630 00:16:43,066 --> 00:16:43,416 Okay. 631 00:16:43,450 --> 00:16:44,270 You guys look like you can lend 632 00:16:44,300 --> 00:16:46,280 me a hack for a bike seat. 633 00:16:48,400 --> 00:16:50,380 Yeah, yeah. 634 00:16:53,483 --> 00:16:55,103 All right, so let's try it. 635 00:16:55,133 --> 00:16:56,283 This thing does have little 636 00:16:56,316 --> 00:16:57,346 holes in the top. 637 00:16:57,383 --> 00:16:58,203 Like there? 638 00:16:58,233 --> 00:16:59,083 >> Uh-huh. 639 00:16:59,116 --> 00:17:00,276 And then -- yeah, strap it, and 640 00:17:00,316 --> 00:17:01,146 then just... 641 00:17:01,183 --> 00:17:02,203 >> Maybe I was sitting on the 642 00:17:02,233 --> 00:17:04,433 solution the entire time. 643 00:17:04,466 --> 00:17:06,996 You think that's gonna hold? 644 00:17:07,033 --> 00:17:08,123 >> I mean, it'll get you where 645 00:17:08,150 --> 00:17:09,080 you got to go. 646 00:17:09,116 --> 00:17:10,176 >> Would you hop on that thing? 647 00:17:10,216 --> 00:17:11,116 >> If I have to. 648 00:17:11,150 --> 00:17:12,380 >> [ Laughing ] 649 00:17:12,416 --> 00:17:14,276 I'm gonna give this a try. 650 00:17:14,316 --> 00:17:15,326 Appreciate it. 651 00:17:15,366 --> 00:17:16,216 Oh, that is -- 652 00:17:16,250 --> 00:17:17,230 that's way more comfortable than 653 00:17:17,266 --> 00:17:18,066 the alternative. 654 00:17:18,100 --> 00:17:18,470 >> Yeah, right. 655 00:17:19,000 --> 00:17:20,150 >> Guys, this is a great hack. 656 00:17:20,183 --> 00:17:20,453 Thank you. 657 00:17:20,483 --> 00:17:21,333 >> No problem. 658 00:17:21,366 --> 00:17:22,426 >> I'm off. I can't ride a bike 659 00:17:22,466 --> 00:17:24,096 for [bleep] but I'm out of here. 660 00:17:24,133 --> 00:17:25,083 And I'm gonna die! 661 00:17:25,116 --> 00:17:25,396 Oh! 662 00:17:25,433 --> 00:17:27,303 [ Bell dings ] Look out! 663 00:17:27,333 --> 00:17:30,233 It's a hack! 664 00:17:30,266 --> 00:17:31,226 >> Coming up... 665 00:17:31,266 --> 00:17:32,096 >> Eh? 666 00:17:32,133 --> 00:17:33,473 >> America gets down and dirty 667 00:17:34,000 --> 00:17:35,470 with tips for keeping clean. 668 00:17:36,000 --> 00:17:37,120 >> Look at that going! 669 00:17:37,150 --> 00:17:39,130 Tumblr's hack mail is next. O0 670 00:17:43,466 --> 00:17:44,316 >> [ sniffing ] 671 00:17:44,350 --> 00:17:45,480 Ahh. Nothing better than a bunch 672 00:17:46,016 --> 00:17:46,296 of flowers. 673 00:17:46,333 --> 00:17:47,153 >> Yeah. Wow. 674 00:17:47,183 --> 00:17:49,003 I love the smell of roses. 675 00:17:49,033 --> 00:17:50,053 >> But you don't want these in 676 00:17:50,083 --> 00:17:51,183 your life, Brooke! 677 00:17:51,216 --> 00:17:53,146 Because in mere moments, this 678 00:17:53,183 --> 00:17:55,183 turns to this gunky, disgusting 679 00:17:55,216 --> 00:17:56,096 mess. 680 00:17:56,133 --> 00:17:58,003 So this is the time when we turn 681 00:17:58,033 --> 00:17:59,383 to you, the people, to offer up 682 00:17:59,416 --> 00:18:01,276 your best vase-cleaning hacks in 683 00:18:01,316 --> 00:18:03,076 a segment we call 684 00:18:03,116 --> 00:18:05,226 tumblr's hack mail. 685 00:18:05,266 --> 00:18:07,216 Hack #1 comes to us from 686 00:18:07,250 --> 00:18:09,130 MacKenzie from Boston. 687 00:18:09,166 --> 00:18:11,146 MacKenzie writes... 688 00:18:17,366 --> 00:18:19,266 Cut up a small piece of sponge, 689 00:18:19,300 --> 00:18:21,150 put a slit into it to turn it 690 00:18:21,183 --> 00:18:23,023 into, like, a sponge pocket. 691 00:18:23,050 --> 00:18:24,130 >> [ Chuckles ] My p.O. Would be 692 00:18:24,166 --> 00:18:25,226 very upset if he knew I had one 693 00:18:25,266 --> 00:18:26,466 of these right now. 694 00:18:27,000 --> 00:18:28,330 >> We're gonna take this little 695 00:18:28,366 --> 00:18:30,126 magnet here, gonna insert it 696 00:18:30,166 --> 00:18:31,996 into said pocket, take a magnet 697 00:18:32,033 --> 00:18:33,323 on the outside, and then they 698 00:18:33,350 --> 00:18:35,200 use that to sort of maneuver the 699 00:18:35,233 --> 00:18:36,383 sponge on the inside. 700 00:18:36,416 --> 00:18:38,146 Clean vase, here we go! 701 00:18:38,183 --> 00:18:39,183 >> Here we go. 702 00:18:39,216 --> 00:18:40,026 >> Okay. 703 00:18:40,066 --> 00:18:41,226 >> Sort of ingenious. 704 00:18:41,266 --> 00:18:43,146 Okay. I'm getting these little 705 00:18:43,183 --> 00:18:44,173 bits up here. 706 00:18:44,200 --> 00:18:45,230 Oh, there we go. 707 00:18:45,266 --> 00:18:46,066 >> Oh! 708 00:18:46,100 --> 00:18:46,420 >> Oh! 709 00:18:46,450 --> 00:18:47,470 >> Submerged! 710 00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:49,450 >> And the polarization has been 711 00:18:49,483 --> 00:18:52,133 disrupted by soap and water. 712 00:18:52,166 --> 00:18:53,246 Hack #2. 713 00:18:53,283 --> 00:18:54,453 Rebecca, from Providence, 714 00:18:55,000 --> 00:18:55,430 Rhode Island... 715 00:18:55,466 --> 00:18:56,376 >> Hey, Becca. 716 00:18:56,416 --> 00:18:57,296 >> Hey, girl! 717 00:18:57,333 --> 00:18:59,323 ...she writes... 718 00:19:02,300 --> 00:19:03,270 >> That one makes total sense to 719 00:19:03,300 --> 00:19:04,030 me. 720 00:19:04,066 --> 00:19:05,166 A handful of rice. 721 00:19:08,216 --> 00:19:09,446 >> Just a squirt. 722 00:19:09,483 --> 00:19:10,273 >> Ooh! 723 00:19:10,300 --> 00:19:11,270 >> That's probably enough. 724 00:19:11,300 --> 00:19:12,300 >> Okay. 725 00:19:12,333 --> 00:19:13,453 I believe in you, Becky. 726 00:19:13,483 --> 00:19:14,473 You're gonna swish it around, 727 00:19:15,000 --> 00:19:15,470 it's gonna be abrasive, it's 728 00:19:16,000 --> 00:19:17,470 gonna loosen up any dirt. 729 00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:20,250 >> ♪ Duh, da na na ♪ 730 00:19:20,283 --> 00:19:21,373 Okay. 731 00:19:21,400 --> 00:19:23,020 Now it's nice and clean, in 732 00:19:23,050 --> 00:19:24,180 case, you know, maybe one of 733 00:19:24,216 --> 00:19:25,416 your co-hosts wants to give you 734 00:19:25,450 --> 00:19:26,370 some flowers. 735 00:19:26,400 --> 00:19:27,370 >> I'm a feminist, Brooke. 736 00:19:27,400 --> 00:19:28,400 I believe a woman can buy her 737 00:19:28,433 --> 00:19:30,173 own flowers. 738 00:19:30,200 --> 00:19:31,330 >> Hack #3. 739 00:19:31,366 --> 00:19:34,016 Dr. Tony, from Connecticut. 740 00:19:34,050 --> 00:19:36,030 He says... 741 00:19:41,083 --> 00:19:42,273 Let's fill it halfway. 742 00:19:42,300 --> 00:19:43,330 >> I'm gonna assume that we're 743 00:19:43,366 --> 00:19:44,366 gonna put the denture tablet 744 00:19:44,400 --> 00:19:45,250 inside of the vase. 745 00:19:45,283 --> 00:19:46,483 >> Ja. 746 00:19:47,016 --> 00:19:48,396 >> Look at that going! 747 00:19:48,433 --> 00:19:49,423 >> This is kind of fun. 748 00:19:49,450 --> 00:19:51,030 The fizzing itself is moving 749 00:19:51,066 --> 00:19:52,076 around some of the plant 750 00:19:52,116 --> 00:19:53,166 sediment. 751 00:19:53,200 --> 00:19:54,220 >> Let me get in there with this 752 00:19:54,250 --> 00:19:55,070 toothbrush. 753 00:19:55,100 --> 00:19:55,480 >> You're gonna come into a 754 00:19:56,016 --> 00:19:57,076 little bit of a roadblock with 755 00:19:57,116 --> 00:19:58,146 the fact that your toothbrush 756 00:19:58,183 --> 00:19:59,173 isn't even long enough... 757 00:19:59,200 --> 00:20:00,030 >> Yeah. 758 00:20:00,066 --> 00:20:00,466 >> ...to get the stuff down at 759 00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:01,270 the bottom. 760 00:20:01,300 --> 00:20:02,170 >> No. 761 00:20:02,200 --> 00:20:03,200 All right, so let's walk through 762 00:20:03,233 --> 00:20:04,083 it. 763 00:20:04,116 --> 00:20:05,116 Hack #1, we had the magnets and 764 00:20:05,150 --> 00:20:06,120 the sponge. 765 00:20:06,150 --> 00:20:07,270 We did not have any success with 766 00:20:07,300 --> 00:20:08,050 that. 767 00:20:08,083 --> 00:20:09,053 >> Not really. 768 00:20:09,083 --> 00:20:10,373 >> Next, Dr. Tony, he recommends 769 00:20:10,400 --> 00:20:12,070 a toothbrush and some denture 770 00:20:12,100 --> 00:20:12,420 tablets. 771 00:20:12,450 --> 00:20:14,230 Problem is that, unlike rice, 772 00:20:14,266 --> 00:20:16,016 I don't know how many people 773 00:20:16,050 --> 00:20:17,330 have this stuff lying around. 774 00:20:17,366 --> 00:20:18,216 >> Right. 775 00:20:18,250 --> 00:20:20,030 And finally, hack #2 was really 776 00:20:20,066 --> 00:20:21,026 straightforward. 777 00:20:21,066 --> 00:20:22,226 All you needed was some rice and 778 00:20:22,266 --> 00:20:23,116 some water. 779 00:20:23,150 --> 00:20:24,220 >> Stuff that you probably have 780 00:20:24,250 --> 00:20:25,270 lying around your house. 781 00:20:25,300 --> 00:20:26,450 >> Right. And you can use brown 782 00:20:26,483 --> 00:20:28,153 rice if you like a healthy hack. 783 00:20:28,183 --> 00:20:29,153 >> So let's do it. 784 00:20:29,183 --> 00:20:30,223 Let's award the hack seal of 785 00:20:30,250 --> 00:20:31,130 approval. 786 00:20:31,166 --> 00:20:33,076 >> Congratulations, Rebecca. 787 00:20:33,116 --> 00:20:34,426 You get our hack seal of 788 00:20:34,466 --> 00:20:35,446 approval. 789 00:20:35,483 --> 00:20:37,033 >> And if any of you want a 790 00:20:37,066 --> 00:20:38,216 chance to have your hacks on the 791 00:20:38,250 --> 00:20:39,170 show, it's so easy. 792 00:20:39,200 --> 00:20:40,120 >> Oh, it's so easy. 793 00:20:40,150 --> 00:20:40,450 >> Just go to 794 00:20:40,483 --> 00:20:43,133 hackmylifetrutv.tumblr.com. 795 00:20:43,166 --> 00:20:44,396 Send us your hacks, and maybe 796 00:20:44,433 --> 00:20:46,083 we'll be sending a seal of 797 00:20:46,116 --> 00:20:47,296 approvalyour 798 00:20:47,333 --> 00:20:48,473 [ chuckles ] 799 00:20:49,000 --> 00:20:50,170 >> ♪ We're gonna make some 800 00:20:50,200 --> 00:20:52,350 kick-ass chocolate ice cream ♪ 801 00:20:52,383 --> 00:20:54,273 ♪ h-h-h-hell yeah ♪ 802 00:20:54,300 --> 00:20:56,150 ♪ who needs a boyfriend when you 803 00:20:56,183 --> 00:20:58,203 got chocolate ice cream? ♪ 804 00:20:58,233 --> 00:21:00,073 It's a big hit on the radio 805 00:21:00,123 --> 00:21:04,673 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 49445

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