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>> This season on "Dr. Hack"...
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>> What do we got?
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>> Female, age 28.
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She was out on a date, things
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were going well, but it's her
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neck.
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>> My god. A hickey.
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>> I'll get the rib spreader.
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>> [ Whimpers ]
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>> No need.
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All I need is a cold spoon to
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reduce blood flow to the bruise.
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[ Harp plays ]
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>> Oh, thank you, Dr. Hack.
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>> "Dr. Hack" -- hacking your
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heart this fall.
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>> Tonight on "hack my life"...
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They are -- oh, my lord!
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...we put furniture-moving hacks
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to the ultimate test.
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[ Pan clanks ]
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Oh! Joe lost a pot!
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>> Plus, hacks to keep you
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energized...
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>> [ Coughs ]
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I caught a seed in my sinus.
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...hacks that will knock your
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damn socks off...
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[ Windshield wipers creaking ]
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>> ...and a cooking hack so
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shocking...
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>> I'll take a car battery and a
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hot dog, and I'll turn it into a
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delicious treat.
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>> ...it will jump-start your
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taste buds.
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>> What?!
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Oh! The cushy couch.
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It is the best seat in the
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house.
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>> Yeah, until you have to move
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it.
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That partsucks.
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But we've got some great hacks
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to help make the job faster.
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>> And we're gonna pit them
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against each other right now in
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our very own couch grand prix.
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So, gentlemen, start your sofas!
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>> This is "hack vs. Hack"!
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[ Bell dings ]
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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The couch race 500!
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[ All cheer ]
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Here's how this goes down.
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You couch potatoes will be
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competing to find out which one
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of these three hacks can help
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move furniture the fastest.
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Brooke...
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>> Yeah?
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>> ...tell them what they're
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working with.
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>> Okay.
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Hack number one, tennis balls.
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Hack number two, frisbees.
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Last, but not least, I know this
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looks very unorthodox, but a
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pan.
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Anthony.
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Which one of these would you
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like?
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>> The tennis balls.
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My grandmother has those on her
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Walker, and she moves real fast.
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>> Cut this open, pop it on your
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couch, and the felt surface
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should glide across floors very
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easily.
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>> Hmm.
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>> Joe, what are you gonna go
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with?
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>> The saucepan.
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It's gonna smoothly go over
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whatever you need it to go over.
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>> It's sturdy.
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Just if you do this at home,
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make sure it's a smooth bottom
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so that you're not ripping up
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your floors.
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Well, what's left is the
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frisbee.
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>> Wow. Yeah.
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I am imagining it's gonna glide
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across the floor, too.
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>> All right, competitors, let's
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get hacking.
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Today's course starts with a
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treacherous stretch of hardwood
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floor.
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Gonna hit a carpeted office,
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through aunt Millie's
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linoleum-tiled kitchen floor,
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into a child's bedroom to the
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final stretch, which will take
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you over the finish line and
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into glory.
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Prep our couches.
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All right, it looks like the
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legs fit in there nice and easy.
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I was worried about the fit.
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It looks like Anthony is done
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slicing up his balls.
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>> Hmm, hmm, hmm.
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Anxiety.
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He can't get it in.
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>> It happens to the best of us.
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>> There we go.
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>> Phew!
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>> Last, but not least, we've
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got ray, and under 10 seconds is
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done and ready to race.
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>> Wow.
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Pins and needles, Brooke.
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>> Pins and needles.
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>> I am so excited for this
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challenge.
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All right, gentlemen, start your
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couches!
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[ Air horn blows ]
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Oh, my lord!
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>> [Bleep]
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>> It's a three-couch pileup on
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the carpet right now.
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>> You don't want to see that,
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Brooke.
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>> It is a mess on the track.
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>> [ Groans ]
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>> [Bleep]
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>> Oh, Anthony just lifts, just
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powers the tennis balls over.
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Rayland getting tripped up with
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the frisbee right there.
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>> Frisbee is having some
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trouble.
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[ Pan clanks ]
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>> Oh! Joe lost a pot!
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>> [Bleep]
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>> That is a kitchen
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catastrophe.
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>> Tennis ball took a quick and
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easy turn over the linoleum.
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Ah! Whoa.
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>> Rayland may have cracked a
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frisbee.
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>> He broke something, yeah.
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>> Wow.
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>> [Bleep]
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>> Anthony just collecting
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children's toys as he goes.
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He has had a commanding lead.
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>> He's tangled in that rug.
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>> If the surface is not smooth,
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the tennis balls are just
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struggling.
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Rayland -- he's just sucking
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[bleep] Over there.
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>> Yeah.
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>> That's it.
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>> Joe!
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>> The slick surface of the pot
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slides past the competition.
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And at the last minute, Joe
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takes it out of nowhere!
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Anthony ruins our finish line.
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>> Here comes ray.
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>> And rayland is just -- I
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mean, I'd like to get out of
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here.
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An epic battle, gentlemen.
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You guys fought hard.
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What the hell happened out
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there, guys?
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>> Yeah.
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>> But when you hit a carpet
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that's raised above the hard
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floor, it's tough to get the
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couch over.
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>> I would recommend actually
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just rolling your carpet to the
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side before you move the item.
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>> Right.
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This is just not that kind of
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show, though.
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>> Regarding the condition of
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the floors, they look pretty
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much intact.
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Did you guys notice any damage
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as you were racing?
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>> I would have to say the
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damage is quite minimal.
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>> The winner will receive
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the golden couch potato.
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>> [ Gasps ]
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>> With their slick surface and
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high, rounded sides, the winner
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of today's "hack vs. Hack" is
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the venerable pot.
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Congratulations, Joe.
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Pots -- who knew?
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>> Sometimes, a household item
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is so useful, it ascends into
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the pantheon of great hacking
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tools.
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Today, we celebrate one that's
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truly become a hack all-star,
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the old sock.
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They keep our feet warm and
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toasty, but a sock can do so
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much more once it's plucked away
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from its everyday existence.
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Want to dress up your dog
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without dropping a lot of bones?
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[ Dog barking ]
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With some strategic snips, an
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old sock can become canine
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couture.
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>> All-star!
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>> Got a drafty door.
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Seal it up by taking an old
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sock, filling it with rice, then
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laying it down to block that
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breeze.
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>> All-star!
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>> Whether you're hitting up the
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court or the course, use an old
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sock to keep your precious balls
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clean and condensed.
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>> All-star!
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>> Socks can warm hands, too.
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Just cut them into fingerless
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mittens.
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Whoever said holes in your sock
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are a bad thing?
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>> All-star!
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>> Want to accessorize an indoor
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garden?
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Give plants a little fashion
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flair with decorative pot
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covers made from socks.
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>> All-star!
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>> And don't think that socks
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are just soft and cozy.
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Fill them with coins, and they
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turn into a ninja's worst
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nightmare.
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[ Kung fu noises ]
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Just be careful.
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>> All-star!
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>> Congratulations, socks.
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You're our new hack all-star.
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Your ride into a super vehicle.
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>> And...
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>> It's not gonna explode, is
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it?
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Ah!
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>> ...a hot-dog hack so
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shocking, even Frankenstein
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would be impressed.
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[ Electricity crackling ]
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>> It's actually cooking! O0 c1
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>> on the next episode of
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"Dr. Hack"...
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>> It's a splinter.
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>> We're losing her.
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>> Not on my watch.
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Glue.
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>> Be careful!
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>> There.
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The dried glue attached to the
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splinter, allowing me to easily
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pull it off.
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[ Chuckles ]
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>> Oh, Dr. Hack, I think I love
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you.
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>> "Dr. Hack" -- bringing the
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heat this fall.
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[ Horn honks ]
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>> Hot dogs!
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Get your hot dogs here!
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Electrocuted to perfection!
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Come on, folks.
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Taken to the streets of Jersey,
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the capital of mystery meat,
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because I'm subjecting these
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poor, sweet, innocent hot dogs
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to a special kind of shock
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therapy.
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If you want to do this yourself,
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there's a few things you're
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going to need -- first and
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foremost, a car battery.
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Inverter.
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Then, you want some forks to
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help complete the circuit, and
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once you place your hot dog in
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between, in no time flat, you
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should have a sweaty, delicious
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wiener.
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Cable.
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Get your shopping cart-cooked
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hot dogs right here!
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96% germ-free.
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Howdy, sir.
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Interested in a shock dog?
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I got some shock dogs here.
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We're cooking them with a car
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battery.
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Not a joke.
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I know I look like one, but i'm
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very serious.
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Miss, you want a free hot dog?
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It's totally safe and sanitary,
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I promise.
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That's the concern was if you
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had to pay for it?
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Yeah? You game?
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Come on in.
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Hot dogs.
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You guys want some hot dogs?
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>> Okay.
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>> I got a car battery.
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I got some hot dogs.
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I got some forks and a power
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inverter.
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>> How long does it take to make
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a street dog?
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Gonna have one deliciously --
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it's like 2 minutes -- like 2 or
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3 minutes.
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>> Okay.
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Is this actually gonna work?
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>> You got two forks connected
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to a battery.
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>> I don't believe it.
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>> No, totally.
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See, look, hot dogs are
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precooked.
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All you have to do is just heat
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them up.
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You want to pop it on for me?
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>> All right. There we go.
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>> That's it.
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Totally kosher, totally
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gluten-free.
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I can't back up any of these
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claims.
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>> Oh, my god, it's actually
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cooking!
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>> It's not gonna explode, is
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it?
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>> You should see it start to
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swell.
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>> How do you know it's --
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>> ah!
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>> What?!
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>> Okay, you answered my
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question.
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>> Now we know.
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It's plumped and popped.
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I'm gonna kill the car battery.
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Look at that, huh?
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Today?
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>> Ketchup, please.
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>> Go for it, go for it.
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I am so jealous of you.
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>> Let's give this a shot.
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>> Here it goes.
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>> Huh?
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>> Oh, yeah.
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>> [ Laughs ]
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>> Yeah, it's really good.
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>> How's it taste?
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>> It tastes like a hot dog.
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It tastes great.
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>> Yeah?
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>> Yeah.
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>> Come on.
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>> Okay.
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>> So, what do you think?
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What's the verdict?
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>> Wack.
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[ Buzzer ]
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>> Hack.
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[ Ding! ]
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>> This is wack.
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[ Buzzer ]
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Not doing this.
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>> [ Laughs ]
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>> I'm eating it now.
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>> You are.
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>> Because you're a charming
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guy.
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>> What do you think?
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>> This is definitely a hack.
406
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[ Ding! ]
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>> This is a hack, especially
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for the preppers, the
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survivalists.
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>> Hack.
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[ Ding! ]
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>> Boom!
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>> The taste is there.
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That's what matters.
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>> And you're gonna absolutely
416
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finish the rest?
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You're not gonna turn the street
418
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corner and just throw it at some
419
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pigeons?
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>> I might have the rest.
421
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[ Laughs ]
422
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>> Well, there you have it.
423
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My hack dogs are a complete
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success.
425
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Goodness.
426
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People love my hack dogs.
427
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I'm taking this on the road.
428
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Free hot dogs!
429
00:10:01,216 --> 00:10:03,176
>> Sometimes, ordinary people do
430
00:10:03,216 --> 00:10:05,166
extraordinary things, all in the
431
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name of hacking.
432
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Take Connie.
433
00:10:09,383 --> 00:10:11,223
Mild-mannered motorist, but she
434
00:10:11,250 --> 00:10:15,250
truly is a hack hero!
435
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Her book club's discussion of
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"the goldfinch."
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[ Ding! ]
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But first, she needs to pick up
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some party supplies, by which we
440
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mean booze.
441
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>> Hmm!
442
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>> Connie's got directions to
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the liquor store, but can't
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safely hold her phone while
445
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driving.
446
00:10:32,200 --> 00:10:34,080
Connie takes a rubber band and
447
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loops it through a vent,
448
00:10:35,366 --> 00:10:37,276
creating an instant phone mount.
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Onward to inebriation!
450
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Ouch!
451
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The heat from Connie's sizzling
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gearshift would scorch even a
453
00:10:45,266 --> 00:10:46,366
superhuman's hand.
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00:10:46,400 --> 00:10:48,400
But as fate would have it, she's
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got a beer koozie handy.
456
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Not sure why she had a beer
457
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koozie in her car, but, eh, it's
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none of our business.
459
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[ Cellphone rings ]
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Connie pulls over as her phone
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call with Beverly from book club
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00:11:00,283 --> 00:11:01,133
gets heated.
463
00:11:01,166 --> 00:11:02,996
Beverly only wants one type of
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00:11:03,033 --> 00:11:04,253
wine for everyone tonight.
465
00:11:04,283 --> 00:11:07,173
Get over yourself, Beverly.
466
00:11:07,200 --> 00:11:08,000
Yikes!
467
00:11:08,033 --> 00:11:09,423
Looks like a goose mistook
468
00:11:09,450 --> 00:11:11,320
Connie's windshield for an
469
00:11:11,350 --> 00:11:12,230
outhouse.
470
00:11:12,266 --> 00:11:14,246
Connie Springs into action and
471
00:11:14,283 --> 00:11:16,173
grabs her son's gym socks.
472
00:11:16,200 --> 00:11:18,100
She just slides one on each
473
00:11:18,133 --> 00:11:20,073
wiper and -- bam! -- Good as
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00:11:20,100 --> 00:11:20,330
new.
475
00:11:20,366 --> 00:11:22,196
Take that, Beverly.
476
00:11:23,033 --> 00:11:24,473
Connie returns home triumphant.
477
00:11:25,000 --> 00:11:26,450
She even hacked a bungee net to
478
00:11:26,483 --> 00:11:28,423
her car's coat hangers for safe
479
00:11:28,450 --> 00:11:30,370
storage of her book club super
480
00:11:30,400 --> 00:11:31,350
serum.
481
00:11:31,383 --> 00:11:33,183
Now Connie and her friends can
482
00:11:33,216 --> 00:11:35,046
raise a glass to "the goldfinch"
483
00:11:35,083 --> 00:11:38,453
and live happily ever -- blast!
484
00:11:38,483 --> 00:11:41,123
"The goldfinch" is next month.
485
00:11:41,150 --> 00:11:42,070
Oh, crap.
486
00:11:42,100 --> 00:11:44,050
Well, never fear, Connie.
487
00:11:44,083 --> 00:11:46,273
Your heroic hacks still make you
488
00:11:46,300 --> 00:11:48,370
a hack hero!
489
00:11:50,266 --> 00:11:52,046
Building blocks into a selfie
490
00:11:52,083 --> 00:11:52,323
stick.
491
00:11:52,350 --> 00:11:53,420
>> Oh! Look at that.
492
00:11:53,450 --> 00:11:55,300
>> And never feel sleepy again.
493
00:11:55,333 --> 00:11:57,123
We test the best ways to wake
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00:11:57,150 --> 00:11:58,070
your ass up in
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tumblr's hack mail.
496
00:11:59,183 --> 00:12:00,083
>> [ Coughs ]
497
00:12:00,116 --> 00:12:02,126
I caught a seed in my sinus. O0
498
00:12:08,100 --> 00:12:09,200
>> The bra, mainstay of
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undergarments and confounder of
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high-school boys everywhere.
501
00:12:12,300 --> 00:12:13,180
>> [ Grunts ]
502
00:12:13,216 --> 00:12:15,016
>> But did you also know it was
503
00:12:15,050 --> 00:12:18,070
a hack from history?
504
00:12:20,183 --> 00:12:21,083
Young socialite
505
00:12:21,116 --> 00:12:22,326
Mary Phelps Jacob squishes her
506
00:12:22,366 --> 00:12:25,066
body into a punishing corset.
507
00:12:25,100 --> 00:12:26,270
Fearing suffocation at yet
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00:12:26,300 --> 00:12:28,080
another party, Mary mutters the
509
00:12:28,116 --> 00:12:29,266
words that always precede
510
00:12:29,300 --> 00:12:30,280
ingenious hacking.
511
00:12:30,316 --> 00:12:32,046
>> [ Voice breaking ] There's
512
00:12:32,083 --> 00:12:33,183
got to be a better way.
513
00:12:33,216 --> 00:12:35,116
>> Mary and her faithful maid
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grab two pocket kerchiefs and
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00:12:37,083 --> 00:12:38,403
sew them to a pink ribbon.
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00:12:38,433 --> 00:12:39,403
Holy hubcaps!
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00:12:39,433 --> 00:12:42,223
The world's first bra is born!
518
00:12:42,250 --> 00:12:44,100
If only we could all afford
519
00:12:44,133 --> 00:12:46,103
maids to help us invent things.
520
00:12:46,133 --> 00:12:48,323
Which brings us to today.
521
00:12:48,350 --> 00:12:50,180
Bras are so universal and
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00:12:50,216 --> 00:12:52,216
important, they even get their
523
00:12:52,250 --> 00:12:53,380
own fashion shows.
524
00:12:53,416 --> 00:12:55,246
But seriously, how do you
525
00:12:55,283 --> 00:12:56,283
unclasp them?
526
00:12:56,316 --> 00:12:58,146
I'm asking for a friend.
527
00:13:00,416 --> 00:13:02,396
Hack from history.
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00:13:09,066 --> 00:13:09,396
>> [ Groans ]
529
00:13:09,433 --> 00:13:11,073
It's that time of the month
530
00:13:11,100 --> 00:13:12,320
again -- aquarium cleaning time.
531
00:13:12,350 --> 00:13:13,130
[ Laughs ]
532
00:13:13,166 --> 00:13:14,266
Well, I don't want to dump
533
00:13:14,300 --> 00:13:15,480
gallons of murky water into my
534
00:13:16,016 --> 00:13:17,016
bathtub, so now what?
535
00:13:17,050 --> 00:13:18,180
>> You can put that water to
536
00:13:18,216 --> 00:13:19,446
good use by pouring it over your
537
00:13:19,483 --> 00:13:20,303
garden.
538
00:13:20,333 --> 00:13:21,383
The nutrients from the waste
539
00:13:21,416 --> 00:13:22,476
will help fertilize your
540
00:13:23,016 --> 00:13:23,246
flowers.
541
00:13:23,283 --> 00:13:24,153
>> Ahh!
542
00:13:24,183 --> 00:13:25,223
>> Well, my garden's
543
00:13:25,250 --> 00:13:27,000
flourishing, and now there are
544
00:13:27,033 --> 00:13:28,303
too many [bleep] plants to keep
545
00:13:28,333 --> 00:13:29,483
track of, Kevin!
546
00:13:30,016 --> 00:13:30,326
Now what?
547
00:13:30,366 --> 00:13:31,176
>> Relax!
548
00:13:31,216 --> 00:13:32,446
To remember which plant is
549
00:13:32,483 --> 00:13:34,253
which, turn bread tags into
550
00:13:34,283 --> 00:13:36,123
plant labels that you can clip
551
00:13:36,150 --> 00:13:37,270
right onto the stems.
552
00:13:37,300 --> 00:13:39,100
>> Well, my garden's organized,
553
00:13:39,133 --> 00:13:40,433
but now all my bread's gonna go
554
00:13:40,466 --> 00:13:42,266
stale because I can't close the
555
00:13:42,300 --> 00:13:42,470
bag.
556
00:13:43,000 --> 00:13:43,300
Now what?
557
00:13:43,333 --> 00:13:44,283
>> Not to worry.
558
00:13:44,316 --> 00:13:46,126
Trim a strip off the edge of the
559
00:13:46,166 --> 00:13:47,446
bread bag and use it to tie it
560
00:13:47,483 --> 00:13:48,233
up.
561
00:13:48,266 --> 00:13:49,176
>> Phew! Thank god.
562
00:13:49,216 --> 00:13:50,346
The bread's still fresh.
563
00:13:50,383 --> 00:13:52,123
But now my scissors are dull
564
00:13:52,150 --> 00:13:54,230
from all that cutting.
565
00:13:54,266 --> 00:13:55,076
Now what?
566
00:13:55,116 --> 00:13:56,026
>> I got this.
567
00:13:56,066 --> 00:13:57,226
Sharpen those scissors by
568
00:13:57,266 --> 00:13:58,476
cutting pieces of fine-grit
569
00:13:59,016 --> 00:13:59,346
sandpaper.
570
00:13:59,383 --> 00:14:00,323
>> Well, great.
571
00:14:00,350 --> 00:14:01,450
My scissors are sharp.
572
00:14:01,483 --> 00:14:03,183
But now I've got all these
573
00:14:03,216 --> 00:14:05,026
teeny, tiny pieces of sandpaper
574
00:14:05,066 --> 00:14:06,226
lying around.
575
00:14:06,266 --> 00:14:07,066
Now what?
576
00:14:07,100 --> 00:14:08,020
>> No problem.
577
00:14:08,050 --> 00:14:09,330
Just attach those snippets of
578
00:14:09,366 --> 00:14:11,126
sandpaper to an old electric
579
00:14:11,166 --> 00:14:12,296
toothbrush to create an
580
00:14:12,333 --> 00:14:14,083
effective mini-sander.
581
00:14:14,116 --> 00:14:16,116
>> Finally! I can refinish all
582
00:14:16,150 --> 00:14:18,420
that old Dollhouse furniture.
583
00:14:18,450 --> 00:14:20,200
First I, uh, just have to get
584
00:14:20,233 --> 00:14:22,333
over my intense phobia of dolls.
585
00:14:24,150 --> 00:14:26,130
>> Oh [bleep] no!
586
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>> Welcome to
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"let's make a thing," where one
588
00:14:48,016 --> 00:14:49,246
man's trash is another man's
589
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treasure.
590
00:14:50,166 --> 00:14:51,396
Now, if you know me, you know I
591
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love to take some selfies.
592
00:14:53,166 --> 00:14:54,376
Mm, the pouty eyes, the duck
593
00:14:54,416 --> 00:14:55,416
lips, the wet gap.
594
00:14:55,450 --> 00:14:57,170
The problem is that my arms
595
00:14:57,200 --> 00:14:58,400
aren't quite long enough to
596
00:14:58,433 --> 00:15:00,103
capture all this majesty.
597
00:15:00,133 --> 00:15:01,383
Which is why I got to make a
598
00:15:01,416 --> 00:15:02,296
selfie stick.
599
00:15:02,333 --> 00:15:04,133
And you can, too.
600
00:15:04,166 --> 00:15:05,476
Oh, what do we have here?
601
00:15:06,016 --> 00:15:07,366
Some plastic building blocks.
602
00:15:07,400 --> 00:15:09,000
You can steal these from a toy
603
00:15:09,033 --> 00:15:10,403
store or from a 6-year-old.
604
00:15:10,433 --> 00:15:12,133
I recommend the latter, because
605
00:15:12,166 --> 00:15:13,166
toy stores can't cry.
606
00:15:13,200 --> 00:15:14,380
You'll also want a telescoping
607
00:15:14,416 --> 00:15:15,166
duster.
608
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[ Glass squeaking ]
609
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And this is Carlton.
610
00:15:17,166 --> 00:15:18,226
He's optional, but highly
611
00:15:18,266 --> 00:15:19,076
recommended.
612
00:15:19,116 --> 00:15:20,196
He's a pizza bot from the
613
00:15:20,233 --> 00:15:21,223
planet xarlon.
614
00:15:21,250 --> 00:15:23,250
[ Laughs ] He's so badass!
615
00:15:23,283 --> 00:15:24,453
Oh, you're probably gonna want a
616
00:15:24,483 --> 00:15:25,333
cellphone, too.
617
00:15:25,366 --> 00:15:26,416
These help with the actual
618
00:15:26,450 --> 00:15:27,420
taking of the photos.
619
00:15:27,450 --> 00:15:29,030
But if you can't figure that
620
00:15:29,066 --> 00:15:30,166
out, you didn't make it this
621
00:15:30,200 --> 00:15:30,480
far.
622
00:15:31,016 --> 00:15:34,126
Let's make a thing!
623
00:15:34,166 --> 00:15:36,046
We're gonna make the base of our
624
00:15:36,083 --> 00:15:37,433
selfie stick attachment, and so
625
00:15:37,466 --> 00:15:39,296
we're going to need to take our
626
00:15:39,333 --> 00:15:41,133
cellphone case and measure it
627
00:15:41,166 --> 00:15:42,426
against the plastic building
628
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blocks.
629
00:15:43,350 --> 00:15:45,100
And we're gonna use fancy tools
630
00:15:45,133 --> 00:15:46,473
here, like our eyes, and we're
631
00:15:47,000 --> 00:15:48,370
gonna size this thing up and go,
632
00:15:48,400 --> 00:15:50,180
"okay, I'm gonna cut it about
633
00:15:50,216 --> 00:15:50,476
there."
634
00:15:51,016 --> 00:15:52,276
[ Saw whirs ]
635
00:15:52,316 --> 00:15:56,346
But remember, safety first.
636
00:15:58,183 --> 00:16:00,453
Block with my dremel.
637
00:16:00,483 --> 00:16:04,233
Mm! Beautiful.
638
00:16:04,266 --> 00:16:05,266
[ Whip! ]
639
00:16:06,400 --> 00:16:07,230
Gluing.
640
00:16:07,266 --> 00:16:08,196
And now we're just gonna wait
641
00:16:08,233 --> 00:16:13,283
for it to dry.
642
00:16:13,316 --> 00:16:15,066
I'm just waiting for it to dry.
643
00:16:15,100 --> 00:16:16,170
[ Harp plays ]
644
00:16:16,200 --> 00:16:17,230
Now we need to figure out
645
00:16:17,266 --> 00:16:18,326
exactly what the spacing is
646
00:16:18,366 --> 00:16:20,026
going to be between the case and
647
00:16:20,066 --> 00:16:21,396
our telescoping duster.
648
00:16:21,433 --> 00:16:23,223
So it looks like we're gonna go
649
00:16:23,250 --> 00:16:24,450
with three strips of plastic
650
00:16:24,483 --> 00:16:26,073
blocks on either side.
651
00:16:26,100 --> 00:16:27,350
That will house it, but what's
652
00:16:27,383 --> 00:16:29,123
going to stop the duster from
653
00:16:29,150 --> 00:16:30,370
sliding in and out?
654
00:16:30,400 --> 00:16:33,430
How about some more blocks?!
655
00:16:33,466 --> 00:16:34,326
Sorry, Carlton.
656
00:16:34,366 --> 00:16:35,466
I love you, but I need to --
657
00:16:36,000 --> 00:16:37,180
[ voice breaking ] I can't look
658
00:16:37,216 --> 00:16:38,166
at you when I do it.
659
00:16:38,200 --> 00:16:39,000
[ Crack! ]
660
00:16:39,033 --> 00:16:40,073
So, let's take our blocks.
661
00:16:40,100 --> 00:16:41,300
And now that these blocks are in
662
00:16:41,333 --> 00:16:43,023
place, you can see that they're
663
00:16:43,050 --> 00:16:46,050
going to secure our duster.
664
00:16:46,083 --> 00:16:47,353
Now we just take another
665
00:16:47,383 --> 00:16:49,333
plastic-block sheet and put it
666
00:16:49,366 --> 00:16:52,366
right on top.
667
00:16:52,400 --> 00:16:55,000
Oh, look at that!
668
00:16:55,033 --> 00:16:56,003
Let's try it out.
669
00:16:56,033 --> 00:16:57,083
Sliding in our phone.
670
00:16:57,116 --> 00:16:58,366
Now, you can set a timer delay
671
00:16:58,400 --> 00:17:00,170
on most phones, or you can use
672
00:17:00,200 --> 00:17:01,430
some headphones and press any
673
00:17:01,466 --> 00:17:03,266
button once you're in the camera
674
00:17:03,300 --> 00:17:05,100
app, and then grab your favorite
675
00:17:05,133 --> 00:17:07,233
dismembered plastic friend!
676
00:17:07,266 --> 00:17:09,166
Hey, Carlton, smile!
677
00:17:09,200 --> 00:17:10,430
[ Camera shutter clicking ]
678
00:17:10,466 --> 00:17:12,466
We made a thing!
679
00:17:14,233 --> 00:17:16,073
Energizing hacks to the test.
680
00:17:16,100 --> 00:17:17,330
>> We've got tons of great
681
00:17:17,366 --> 00:17:18,216
hacks.
682
00:17:18,250 --> 00:17:19,480
>> It's tumblr's hack mail, the
683
00:17:20,016 --> 00:17:21,396
segment where you do our job for
684
00:17:21,433 --> 00:17:23,473
us. O0 c1
685
00:17:27,083 --> 00:17:29,133
>> next season on "Dr. Hack"...
686
00:17:29,166 --> 00:17:31,246
>> It's my husband, doctor!
687
00:17:31,283 --> 00:17:33,053
He has a headache!
688
00:17:33,083 --> 00:17:34,033
>> Not for long.
689
00:17:34,066 --> 00:17:35,476
I need 50 ccs of lime juice
690
00:17:36,016 --> 00:17:36,366
stat.
691
00:17:36,400 --> 00:17:38,380
The nutrients in the lime reduce
692
00:17:38,416 --> 00:17:40,376
inflammation and are absorbed
693
00:17:40,416 --> 00:17:43,446
directly through the skin.
694
00:17:43,483 --> 00:17:45,273
>> My headache -- it's gone.
695
00:17:45,300 --> 00:17:46,250
It's a miracle.
696
00:17:46,283 --> 00:17:47,423
>> It's not a miracle.
697
00:17:47,450 --> 00:17:50,370
It's a hack -- a Dr. Hack.
698
00:17:50,400 --> 00:17:54,470
>> Oh, Dr. Hack...
699
00:17:55,000 --> 00:17:56,050
>> Hey!
700
00:17:57,333 --> 00:17:59,083
Aren't the only thing he'll
701
00:17:59,116 --> 00:18:00,276
cure.
702
00:18:02,150 --> 00:18:03,450
The show, because it's the one
703
00:18:03,483 --> 00:18:05,273
where you do our jobs for us.
704
00:18:05,300 --> 00:18:06,370
>> Isn't that great?
705
00:18:06,400 --> 00:18:08,080
>> Thanks to you folks on
706
00:18:08,116 --> 00:18:09,426
tumblr, we've got tons of great
707
00:18:09,466 --> 00:18:10,316
hacks.
708
00:18:10,350 --> 00:18:12,070
>> Today, we're testing natural
709
00:18:12,100 --> 00:18:13,130
energy pick-me-ups.
710
00:18:13,166 --> 00:18:15,316
>> It's tumblr hack mail.
711
00:18:18,083 --> 00:18:19,073
Michigan.
712
00:18:19,100 --> 00:18:21,080
She writes...
713
00:18:24,200 --> 00:18:25,420
And she used two exclamation
714
00:18:25,450 --> 00:18:27,050
points, so she is extra
715
00:18:27,083 --> 00:18:27,383
energized!
716
00:18:27,416 --> 00:18:28,166
>> Oh.
717
00:18:28,200 --> 00:18:30,420
>> Thanks, Clarissa.
718
00:18:30,450 --> 00:18:31,300
>> Oh!
719
00:18:31,333 --> 00:18:34,123
>> I'm getting a little drippy.
720
00:18:34,150 --> 00:18:35,420
That's in my eye.
721
00:18:36,316 --> 00:18:37,346
I caught a seed in my sinus.
722
00:18:37,383 --> 00:18:39,073
I mean, I went about as far as I
723
00:18:39,100 --> 00:18:40,270
think you can go with an orange
724
00:18:40,300 --> 00:18:41,120
sniff, and...
725
00:18:41,150 --> 00:18:42,000
>> Yeah.
726
00:18:42,033 --> 00:18:43,103
>> ...no, I feel like I could be
727
00:18:43,133 --> 00:18:44,303
equally as energized if I just
728
00:18:44,333 --> 00:18:45,453
took a bunch of deep breaths
729
00:18:45,483 --> 00:18:46,373
through my nose.
730
00:18:46,400 --> 00:18:47,380
>> All right, hack 2.
731
00:18:47,416 --> 00:18:49,076
Leonard from Portland, Oregon.
732
00:18:49,116 --> 00:18:50,446
He says...
733
00:18:54,333 --> 00:18:56,103
Leonard suggests adding one-half
734
00:18:56,133 --> 00:18:56,483
of a lemon.
735
00:18:57,016 --> 00:18:58,176
>> That's a lot of lemon you're
736
00:18:58,216 --> 00:18:59,196
squeezing in there.
737
00:18:59,233 --> 00:19:00,473
That's just not stopping, is it?
738
00:19:01,000 --> 00:19:02,200
Paprika is high in vitamin b6.
739
00:19:02,233 --> 00:19:03,453
>> And the lemon juice is high
740
00:19:03,483 --> 00:19:05,203
in potassium, which is good for
741
00:19:05,233 --> 00:19:06,233
energy.
742
00:19:08,233 --> 00:19:09,283
Your hair back.
743
00:19:09,316 --> 00:19:12,126
>> That is real lemony.
744
00:19:12,166 --> 00:19:12,476
>> Yeah.
745
00:19:13,016 --> 00:19:13,476
>> And the parts that aren't
746
00:19:14,016 --> 00:19:17,216
quite so lemony are just rough.
747
00:19:18,233 --> 00:19:19,183
>> Real rough.
748
00:19:19,216 --> 00:19:20,476
But, Leonard, here's what I
749
00:19:21,016 --> 00:19:23,226
don't feel -- asleep.
750
00:19:23,266 --> 00:19:25,096
It's not bad.
751
00:19:25,133 --> 00:19:29,083
>> Both: [ Chanting ] Hacks.
752
00:19:30,350 --> 00:19:32,020
Comes to us from Florida.
753
00:19:32,050 --> 00:19:34,030
Lauren writes...
754
00:19:36,233 --> 00:19:37,233
>> Namaste, Lauren.
755
00:19:37,266 --> 00:19:38,126
>> All right.
756
00:19:38,166 --> 00:19:39,446
She says first lie on you back.
757
00:19:39,483 --> 00:19:41,253
Now, your feet should be spread
758
00:19:41,283 --> 00:19:42,203
slightly apart.
759
00:19:42,233 --> 00:19:43,053
>> Okay.
760
00:19:43,083 --> 00:19:44,223
>> Now, hands over your head
761
00:19:44,250 --> 00:19:45,330
with your index fingers
762
00:19:45,366 --> 00:19:46,126
extended.
763
00:19:46,166 --> 00:19:47,166
Yeah, like a point. Yep.
764
00:19:47,200 --> 00:19:48,280
And you're gonna want to hold
765
00:19:48,316 --> 00:19:49,396
that position for about five
766
00:19:49,433 --> 00:19:50,173
minutes.
767
00:19:50,200 --> 00:19:51,080
Works every time.
768
00:19:51,116 --> 00:19:52,026
[ Clock ticking ]
769
00:19:52,066 --> 00:19:53,216
>> Has it been five minutes?
770
00:19:53,250 --> 00:19:54,370
>> Oh, I don't know, but my
771
00:19:54,400 --> 00:19:56,250
shoulders are killing me.
772
00:19:57,166 --> 00:19:58,366
>> Help, I'm stuck in sore old
773
00:19:58,400 --> 00:19:59,220
ditch pose.
774
00:19:59,250 --> 00:20:00,080
[ Groans ]
775
00:20:00,116 --> 00:20:01,316
>> Yeah, I don't think I'll be
776
00:20:01,350 --> 00:20:03,050
reaching for this technique
777
00:20:03,083 --> 00:20:03,453
anytime soon.
778
00:20:03,483 --> 00:20:05,133
>> I don't like to move or
779
00:20:05,166 --> 00:20:06,396
challenge myself, so this was
780
00:20:06,433 --> 00:20:07,333
very depleting.
781
00:20:07,366 --> 00:20:09,066
>> Let's run down what we've
782
00:20:09,100 --> 00:20:10,300
gone through today, starting
783
00:20:10,333 --> 00:20:11,283
with yoga.
784
00:20:11,316 --> 00:20:13,116
>> This one didn't work for me.
785
00:20:13,150 --> 00:20:14,450
>> How about the sniffing of an
786
00:20:14,483 --> 00:20:15,333
orange?
787
00:20:15,366 --> 00:20:17,066
>> That was a little bit wacky.
788
00:20:17,100 --> 00:20:18,400
And finally, we had Leonard and
789
00:20:18,433 --> 00:20:20,083
his lemon, paprika water.
790
00:20:20,116 --> 00:20:21,326
>> Out of the three that we
791
00:20:21,366 --> 00:20:23,166
tried, I feel like that was the
792
00:20:23,200 --> 00:20:25,020
only one where I thought, "okay,
793
00:20:25,050 --> 00:20:26,350
there could be something here."
794
00:20:26,383 --> 00:20:28,083
>> Let's make it official.
795
00:20:28,116 --> 00:20:29,426
Leonard from Oregon, your lemon,
796
00:20:29,466 --> 00:20:31,276
paprika water gets the hack seal
797
00:20:31,316 --> 00:20:32,176
of approval.
798
00:20:32,216 --> 00:20:34,466
[ Harp plays ]
799
00:20:35,016 --> 00:20:36,076
You did it, bud! Whoo!
800
00:20:36,116 --> 00:20:37,266
>> She's really fired up.
801
00:20:37,300 --> 00:20:40,230
>> L-e-o-n-a-r-d!
802
00:20:41,266 --> 00:20:42,346
Hey, if you guys have hacks for
803
00:20:42,383 --> 00:20:43,253
us, head on over to
804
00:20:43,283 --> 00:20:46,373
hackmylifetrutv.tumblr.com, send
805
00:20:46,400 --> 00:20:48,200
your hacks our way, and we will
806
00:20:48,233 --> 00:20:49,133
test them out.
807
00:20:49,166 --> 00:20:50,476
>> Did you notice how dirty this
808
00:20:51,016 --> 00:20:51,266
lab is?
809
00:20:51,300 --> 00:20:52,050
>> Yeah.
810
00:20:52,083 --> 00:20:52,333
>> God!
811
00:20:52,366 --> 00:20:54,046
>> Yeah, I did.
812
00:20:54,083 --> 00:20:55,353
I've been making a few things in
813
00:20:55,383 --> 00:20:56,223
here.
814
00:20:56,250 --> 00:20:57,330
A row of cockroaches stared at
815
00:20:57,366 --> 00:20:59,196
me when I laid down.
816
00:20:59,246 --> 00:21:03,796
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