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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:11,183 --> 00:00:12,473 >> Peeling garlic is a mess. 2 00:00:13,000 --> 00:00:14,320 Look at thi-- ugh! Disgusting! 3 00:00:14,350 --> 00:00:15,430 My hands are gonna smell for 4 00:00:15,466 --> 00:00:16,196 days. 5 00:00:16,233 --> 00:00:17,053 [ Glass shatters ] 6 00:00:17,083 --> 00:00:18,123 That's why I'm excited to 7 00:00:18,150 --> 00:00:19,230 introduce you to a brand-new 8 00:00:19,266 --> 00:00:20,376 product that'll peel garlic in 9 00:00:20,416 --> 00:00:22,076 seconds -- two bowls. 10 00:00:22,116 --> 00:00:23,376 Now just take the bottom one of 11 00:00:23,416 --> 00:00:25,166 the bowls, take an entire head 12 00:00:25,200 --> 00:00:26,320 of garlic, and smash it. 13 00:00:26,350 --> 00:00:27,180 Boom! 14 00:00:27,216 --> 00:00:28,216 You pull all of that into one 15 00:00:28,250 --> 00:00:29,370 bowl, you cover it, and you 16 00:00:29,400 --> 00:00:31,080 shake the ever-lovin' crap out 17 00:00:31,116 --> 00:00:31,316 of it. 18 00:00:31,350 --> 00:00:32,250 [ Rattling ] 19 00:00:32,283 --> 00:00:34,033 10 seconds later, you got 20 00:00:34,066 --> 00:00:35,276 beautiful peeled garlic. 21 00:00:35,316 --> 00:00:36,146 [ Blows ] 22 00:00:36,183 --> 00:00:37,373 But the best part is two bowls 23 00:00:37,400 --> 00:00:38,400 is absolutely free. 24 00:00:38,433 --> 00:00:39,403 Go check your kitchen. 25 00:00:39,433 --> 00:00:41,003 You already have two bowls. 26 00:00:41,033 --> 00:00:42,103 And if you call in the next 27 00:00:42,133 --> 00:00:43,183 20 minutes, we'll be like, 28 00:00:43,216 --> 00:00:44,416 "why are you calling us? 29 00:00:44,450 --> 00:00:46,280 Just go use two bowls." 30 00:00:49,133 --> 00:00:49,473 >> Tonight... 31 00:00:50,000 --> 00:00:50,300 Ohh! 32 00:00:50,333 --> 00:00:51,303 >> ...on "hack my life"... 33 00:00:51,333 --> 00:00:52,083 Ohh! Ohh! 34 00:00:52,116 --> 00:00:53,046 >> Sorry about that. 35 00:00:53,083 --> 00:00:54,153 >> ...rethink everything you 36 00:00:54,183 --> 00:00:55,183 know about your kitchen. 37 00:00:55,216 --> 00:00:56,046 >> Whoa. 38 00:00:56,083 --> 00:00:57,273 >> We've got cooking hacks to 39 00:00:57,300 --> 00:00:58,230 fool grandma... 40 00:00:58,266 --> 00:00:59,366 >> Dishwasher lasagna? 41 00:00:59,400 --> 00:01:01,170 >> ...and hacks to avoid doing 42 00:01:01,200 --> 00:01:02,030 dishes. 43 00:01:02,066 --> 00:01:03,346 Yep. I'd eat all 16 of these. 44 00:01:03,383 --> 00:01:05,153 >> Plus learn how to fold like a 45 00:01:05,183 --> 00:01:06,033 pro... 46 00:01:06,066 --> 00:01:07,196 >> I'd like to introduce you to 47 00:01:07,233 --> 00:01:08,203 creased lightning. 48 00:01:08,233 --> 00:01:09,473 >> [ Laughs ] 49 00:01:10,000 --> 00:01:11,200 >> ...along with some tricks to 50 00:01:11,233 --> 00:01:12,323 help you survive a hookup. 51 00:01:12,350 --> 00:01:13,080 >> This... 52 00:01:13,116 --> 00:01:13,296 >> Mnh. 53 00:01:13,333 --> 00:01:14,103 >> [ Spits ] 54 00:01:14,133 --> 00:01:16,233 ...is "hack my life." 55 00:01:18,183 --> 00:01:19,053 Understudy? 56 00:01:19,083 --> 00:01:20,473 It's...the dishwasher. 57 00:01:21,433 --> 00:01:23,173 >> Oh! It's so majestic! 58 00:01:23,200 --> 00:01:24,200 Yes, my friends. 59 00:01:24,233 --> 00:01:26,123 The low heat and the moist air 60 00:01:26,150 --> 00:01:27,450 are the perfect setting for 61 00:01:27,483 --> 00:01:29,283 cooking veggies, fish, even 62 00:01:29,316 --> 00:01:30,116 lasagna. 63 00:01:30,150 --> 00:01:31,200 >> Okay, that sounds like a 64 00:01:31,233 --> 00:01:32,333 really cool party trick, kev. 65 00:01:32,366 --> 00:01:33,226 >> Because it is. 66 00:01:33,266 --> 00:01:34,266 >> Okay. 67 00:01:36,066 --> 00:01:37,226 Out and decide if dishwasher 68 00:01:37,266 --> 00:01:40,446 lasagna is hack or wack. 69 00:01:42,233 --> 00:01:43,473 Traditional lasagna that cooks 70 00:01:44,000 --> 00:01:44,330 in the oven. 71 00:01:44,366 --> 00:01:45,226 >> All right. 72 00:01:45,266 --> 00:01:47,026 And I'm gonna make a traditional 73 00:01:47,066 --> 00:01:48,316 lasagna with some aluminum foil 74 00:01:48,350 --> 00:01:49,300 and a dishwasher. 75 00:01:49,333 --> 00:01:51,383 >> Mm. That's wonderful. 76 00:01:51,416 --> 00:01:53,096 Both Kevin and I will be 77 00:01:53,133 --> 00:01:54,483 preparing our lasagnas with the 78 00:01:55,016 --> 00:01:56,346 same ingredients -- oven-ready 79 00:01:56,383 --> 00:01:58,173 pasta, browned beef, ricotta 80 00:01:58,200 --> 00:02:00,000 cheese, and the finest canned 81 00:02:00,033 --> 00:02:00,453 tomato sauce. 82 00:02:00,483 --> 00:02:02,333 >> I'm on a very critical step. 83 00:02:02,366 --> 00:02:04,226 Got to get the seal extra tight, 84 00:02:04,266 --> 00:02:06,126 or else your dishwasher is going 85 00:02:06,166 --> 00:02:08,416 to ruin everything. 86 00:02:10,216 --> 00:02:11,466 It's going to cook, but the oven 87 00:02:12,000 --> 00:02:13,230 will give this a crunchy, brown 88 00:02:13,266 --> 00:02:14,446 sort of, you know, delicious 89 00:02:14,483 --> 00:02:15,483 top. 90 00:02:17,400 --> 00:02:19,000 Gonna give me steamed 91 00:02:19,033 --> 00:02:19,383 perfection. 92 00:02:19,416 --> 00:02:21,126 Look at this care package here. 93 00:02:21,166 --> 00:02:22,226 [ Italian accent ] "Oh, mama! 94 00:02:22,266 --> 00:02:23,176 You made me lasagna!" 95 00:02:23,216 --> 00:02:24,116 >> All right. 96 00:02:24,150 --> 00:02:25,470 Well, I'm gonna put mine in an 97 00:02:26,000 --> 00:02:27,320 oven, just like regular people 98 00:02:27,350 --> 00:02:28,370 like to make it... 99 00:02:28,400 --> 00:02:30,100 >> [ Normal voice ] Sure. 100 00:02:30,133 --> 00:02:31,323 >> ...at a temperature of 101 00:02:31,350 --> 00:02:32,230 375 degrees. 102 00:02:32,266 --> 00:02:33,476 >> Mm-hmm. So predictable. 103 00:02:34,016 --> 00:02:35,176 I am going to plop mine in a 104 00:02:35,216 --> 00:02:36,016 dishwasher. 105 00:02:36,050 --> 00:02:36,400 >> Yes. 106 00:02:36,433 --> 00:02:38,033 >> Now, the average temperature 107 00:02:38,066 --> 00:02:39,016 of a dishwasher -- 108 00:02:39,050 --> 00:02:41,220 it's 120 degrees fahrenheit. 109 00:02:41,250 --> 00:02:42,250 Yeah. That means we're gonna be 110 00:02:42,283 --> 00:02:44,123 here for two hours. 111 00:02:50,316 --> 00:02:52,026 Whew! That was a quick two 112 00:02:52,066 --> 00:02:53,046 hours, wasn't it? 113 00:02:53,083 --> 00:02:53,433 >> Yeah. 114 00:02:53,466 --> 00:02:55,046 >> Look. We got two great meals 115 00:02:55,083 --> 00:02:55,453 sitting here now. 116 00:02:55,483 --> 00:02:57,153 >> We do, we do, but who's gonna 117 00:02:57,183 --> 00:03:01,253 eat 'em? 118 00:03:01,283 --> 00:03:03,123 Have they been here the whole 119 00:03:03,150 --> 00:03:04,000 time? 120 00:03:04,033 --> 00:03:05,253 >> I thought I heard breathing. 121 00:03:05,283 --> 00:03:06,433 >> We're 100% Italian. 122 00:03:06,466 --> 00:03:08,246 We eat Italian food probably 123 00:03:08,283 --> 00:03:09,373 five times a week. 124 00:03:10,250 --> 00:03:11,180 >> You hungry for lasagna? 125 00:03:11,216 --> 00:03:12,016 >> Absolutely. 126 00:03:12,050 --> 00:03:12,400 >> Yes. 127 00:03:12,433 --> 00:03:13,333 >> How 'bout lasagna cooked in a 128 00:03:13,366 --> 00:03:15,316 dishwasher? 129 00:03:15,350 --> 00:03:16,330 >> No. 130 00:03:16,366 --> 00:03:18,026 >> Dishwasher lasagna? 131 00:03:18,066 --> 00:03:19,996 >> This is an old family recipe. 132 00:03:20,033 --> 00:03:20,433 >> Oh, yeah? 133 00:03:20,466 --> 00:03:22,176 How old was the family? 134 00:03:22,216 --> 00:03:23,446 >> They didn't last long, 135 00:03:23,483 --> 00:03:24,323 actually. 136 00:03:24,350 --> 00:03:26,000 I want my dishwasher lasagna to 137 00:03:26,033 --> 00:03:27,133 have the best shot of winning 138 00:03:27,166 --> 00:03:28,296 you over, so if you don't mind 139 00:03:28,333 --> 00:03:29,473 putting on the blindfolds that 140 00:03:30,000 --> 00:03:30,480 we have at the table... 141 00:03:31,016 --> 00:03:31,276 >> Yes. 142 00:03:31,316 --> 00:03:33,196 >> Oh, this is weird. 143 00:03:33,233 --> 00:03:34,083 >> Okay. 144 00:03:34,116 --> 00:03:35,066 While you guys are blindfolded, 145 00:03:35,100 --> 00:03:36,220 I'm just gonna go ahead and peel 146 00:03:36,250 --> 00:03:39,130 this -- ohhh, delicious! 147 00:03:39,166 --> 00:03:40,066 >> Uh-oh. 148 00:03:40,100 --> 00:03:41,150 >> Oh, my god. 149 00:03:41,183 --> 00:03:43,183 >> This looks great and fully 150 00:03:43,216 --> 00:03:44,466 cooked! 151 00:03:45,483 --> 00:03:49,003 Here comes your first lasagna. 152 00:03:49,366 --> 00:03:50,426 >> You said, "not bad"? 153 00:03:50,466 --> 00:03:52,166 That sounds like a resounding 154 00:03:52,200 --> 00:03:53,020 endorsement. 155 00:03:53,050 --> 00:03:54,130 >> I don't know if it's 156 00:03:54,166 --> 00:03:55,326 dishwasher lasagna, but it's 157 00:03:55,366 --> 00:03:56,366 really, really good. 158 00:03:56,400 --> 00:03:57,380 >> Yeah. I like it. 159 00:03:57,416 --> 00:03:59,166 And don't you kids dare say that 160 00:03:59,200 --> 00:04:00,420 this is better than grandma's. 161 00:04:00,450 --> 00:04:02,370 >> [ Laughs ] 162 00:04:04,033 --> 00:04:06,033 Here's lasagna number 2. 163 00:04:12,433 --> 00:04:14,133 >> You know, this is very good. 164 00:04:14,166 --> 00:04:15,316 >> Yeah? Would you send your 165 00:04:15,350 --> 00:04:17,050 compliments to the chef on this 166 00:04:17,083 --> 00:04:17,283 one? 167 00:04:17,316 --> 00:04:18,096 >> I-I would. 168 00:04:18,133 --> 00:04:18,473 >> Oh! 169 00:04:19,000 --> 00:04:20,030 >> This is just as good as the 170 00:04:20,066 --> 00:04:20,396 first, so... 171 00:04:20,433 --> 00:04:21,473 >> Are you guys confused as to 172 00:04:22,000 --> 00:04:23,120 what has been cooked in an oven 173 00:04:23,150 --> 00:04:24,180 and what's been cooked in a 174 00:04:24,216 --> 00:04:25,046 dishwasher? 175 00:04:25,083 --> 00:04:26,083 >> I really wouldn't know the 176 00:04:26,116 --> 00:04:26,446 difference. 177 00:04:27,000 --> 00:04:28,070 >> The only thing is I need a 178 00:04:28,100 --> 00:04:29,270 seeing-eye dog when I'm eating. 179 00:04:29,300 --> 00:04:30,130 >> [ Laughs ] 180 00:04:30,166 --> 00:04:31,266 >> Take the blindfolds off. 181 00:04:31,300 --> 00:04:32,380 >> All right, salanitris. 182 00:04:32,416 --> 00:04:34,146 You're not gonna believe it, but 183 00:04:34,183 --> 00:04:35,303 the first plate, the green 184 00:04:35,333 --> 00:04:36,403 one -- that was the oven 185 00:04:36,433 --> 00:04:37,283 lasagna. 186 00:04:37,316 --> 00:04:38,466 The second one, this plate here, 187 00:04:39,000 --> 00:04:39,270 is... 188 00:04:39,300 --> 00:04:40,280 >> Dishwasher lasagna. 189 00:04:40,316 --> 00:04:41,426 >> ...dishwasher lasagna. 190 00:04:41,466 --> 00:04:42,996 >> That's impressive. 191 00:04:43,033 --> 00:04:44,253 >> I liked [laughing] both of 192 00:04:44,283 --> 00:04:44,473 them. 193 00:04:45,000 --> 00:04:45,330 >> Okay, guys. 194 00:04:45,366 --> 00:04:46,076 So, we have to ask you the big 195 00:04:46,116 --> 00:04:47,116 question. 196 00:04:49,300 --> 00:04:50,100 Wack? 197 00:04:50,133 --> 00:04:51,273 >> Absolutely hack. 198 00:04:51,300 --> 00:04:53,200 >> I think it's hack because 199 00:04:53,233 --> 00:04:55,203 they both taste the same to me. 200 00:04:55,233 --> 00:04:56,223 >> Definitely a hack. 201 00:04:56,250 --> 00:04:57,430 >> I would definitely make this 202 00:04:57,466 --> 00:04:58,276 and serve it. 203 00:04:58,316 --> 00:04:59,146 >> Hack. 204 00:04:59,183 --> 00:05:00,473 >> It's definitely hack. 205 00:05:01,016 --> 00:05:02,046 >> Hack. 206 00:05:02,083 --> 00:05:04,403 >> The hacks have it -- 7-0! 207 00:05:04,433 --> 00:05:05,433 >> This is hack history. 208 00:05:05,466 --> 00:05:07,076 >> We should hop in to confirm. 209 00:05:07,116 --> 00:05:10,176 >> Okay. 210 00:05:10,216 --> 00:05:13,016 Yeah. I'd eat a lot of that. 211 00:05:13,050 --> 00:05:16,030 ♪♪♪ 212 00:05:25,366 --> 00:05:27,366 >> Sometimes a household item is 213 00:05:27,400 --> 00:05:29,350 so useful, it ascends into the 214 00:05:29,383 --> 00:05:31,383 pantheon of great hacking tools. 215 00:05:31,416 --> 00:05:33,346 Today we celebrate one that's 216 00:05:33,383 --> 00:05:35,403 truly become a hack all-star -- 217 00:05:35,433 --> 00:05:38,173 the disposable diaper. 218 00:05:38,200 --> 00:05:39,180 Move over, babies. 219 00:05:39,216 --> 00:05:41,026 Holding your poop is only one of 220 00:05:41,066 --> 00:05:42,166 the many functions of a 221 00:05:42,200 --> 00:05:43,200 disposable diaper. 222 00:05:43,233 --> 00:05:45,023 We're taking them back, because 223 00:05:45,050 --> 00:05:47,200 not everything is about you. 224 00:05:47,233 --> 00:05:48,373 If you rushed out the door 225 00:05:48,400 --> 00:05:50,150 without putting antiperspirant, 226 00:05:50,183 --> 00:05:51,383 just give those stinky pits a 227 00:05:51,416 --> 00:05:52,416 swipe with a diaper. 228 00:05:52,450 --> 00:05:54,170 They'll absorb excess moisture 229 00:05:54,200 --> 00:05:55,370 and leave you smelling baby 230 00:05:55,400 --> 00:05:56,100 fresh. 231 00:05:56,133 --> 00:05:57,333 >> All-star. 232 00:05:57,366 --> 00:05:59,076 >> Need a makeshift ice pack? 233 00:05:59,116 --> 00:06:00,326 Dump ice cubes into a diaper, 234 00:06:00,366 --> 00:06:02,096 tape it up, and put it into a 235 00:06:02,133 --> 00:06:03,033 plastic baggie. 236 00:06:03,066 --> 00:06:04,316 The superabsorbent diaper will 237 00:06:04,350 --> 00:06:06,000 create a gel pack for your 238 00:06:06,033 --> 00:06:06,473 cooling comfort. 239 00:06:07,000 --> 00:06:08,100 >> All-star. 240 00:06:08,133 --> 00:06:09,133 >> Planning a move? 241 00:06:09,166 --> 00:06:10,446 Well, a diaper can cushion your 242 00:06:10,483 --> 00:06:12,283 glassware as if it were a baby's 243 00:06:12,316 --> 00:06:13,166 tender butt. 244 00:06:13,200 --> 00:06:14,450 >> All-star. 245 00:06:14,483 --> 00:06:16,353 >> Keep forgetting to water your 246 00:06:16,383 --> 00:06:17,233 plants? 247 00:06:17,266 --> 00:06:19,026 Mix the water-absorbing crystals 248 00:06:19,066 --> 00:06:20,396 from a diaper into your potting 249 00:06:20,433 --> 00:06:22,273 soil to create a superabsorbent 250 00:06:22,300 --> 00:06:23,130 hydrosoil! 251 00:06:23,166 --> 00:06:24,396 >> All-star. 252 00:06:24,433 --> 00:06:26,073 >> Need to fireproof something? 253 00:06:26,100 --> 00:06:26,420 Cool. 254 00:06:26,450 --> 00:06:28,230 Mix those same magic diaper 255 00:06:28,266 --> 00:06:29,426 crystals with water. 256 00:06:29,466 --> 00:06:31,366 Apply gel, and the flames will 257 00:06:31,400 --> 00:06:32,320 be powerless. 258 00:06:32,350 --> 00:06:33,370 [ Flames roar ] 259 00:06:33,400 --> 00:06:34,330 >> All-star. 260 00:06:34,366 --> 00:06:36,246 >> Congratulations, diapers. 261 00:06:36,283 --> 00:06:38,183 You may be soft, but you can 262 00:06:38,216 --> 00:06:40,066 deal with a lot of [bleep] 263 00:06:40,100 --> 00:06:42,400 Welcome to the all-star club. 264 00:06:44,350 --> 00:06:46,050 Help you handle a hookup. 265 00:06:46,083 --> 00:06:47,023 >> [ Snoring ] 266 00:06:47,050 --> 00:06:48,170 >> And folding hacks that'll 267 00:06:48,200 --> 00:06:49,370 have you flying through laundry 268 00:06:49,400 --> 00:06:50,180 day. 269 00:06:50,216 --> 00:06:51,076 >> What are you doing?! 270 00:06:51,116 --> 00:06:51,346 >> No! 271 00:06:51,383 --> 00:06:53,223 >> Focus up! O0 c1 272 00:06:57,183 --> 00:07:00,033 >> sometimes ordinary people do 273 00:07:00,066 --> 00:07:02,466 extraordinary things, all in the 274 00:07:03,000 --> 00:07:04,270 name of hacking. 275 00:07:04,300 --> 00:07:05,320 Take margo, for instance. 276 00:07:05,350 --> 00:07:06,220 [ Alarm beeping ] 277 00:07:06,250 --> 00:07:08,180 She slept over at some dude's 278 00:07:08,216 --> 00:07:10,216 house last night, and now she's 279 00:07:10,250 --> 00:07:11,270 late for work. 280 00:07:11,300 --> 00:07:14,150 But fear not, citizen, because 281 00:07:14,183 --> 00:07:17,303 she's a hack hero! 282 00:07:17,333 --> 00:07:19,353 With her new friend out cold, 283 00:07:19,383 --> 00:07:21,303 margo Springs into action, 284 00:07:21,333 --> 00:07:23,383 quickly taming her hair with a 285 00:07:23,416 --> 00:07:25,266 dryer sheet. 286 00:07:25,300 --> 00:07:27,120 Take that, bed head! 287 00:07:27,150 --> 00:07:29,130 Next, margo takes on last 288 00:07:29,166 --> 00:07:30,296 night's smells. 289 00:07:30,333 --> 00:07:33,023 Never one to waste good liquor, 290 00:07:33,050 --> 00:07:35,200 margo freshens up her top with 291 00:07:35,233 --> 00:07:36,383 vodka! 292 00:07:36,416 --> 00:07:38,176 It contains the same ethyl 293 00:07:38,216 --> 00:07:40,016 alcohol found in commercial 294 00:07:40,050 --> 00:07:41,330 deodorizers but without the 295 00:07:41,366 --> 00:07:42,376 added chemicals. 296 00:07:42,416 --> 00:07:46,196 Mmm! Smells like last night. 297 00:07:46,233 --> 00:07:48,053 The rest of margo's not smelling 298 00:07:48,083 --> 00:07:49,053 so great, either. 299 00:07:49,083 --> 00:07:49,423 >> Ugh! 300 00:07:49,450 --> 00:07:51,450 >> Margo takes a pass on his 301 00:07:51,483 --> 00:07:53,433 deodorant and uses a secret 302 00:07:53,466 --> 00:07:55,196 weapon. 303 00:07:55,233 --> 00:07:57,183 Grandma taught her that a lemon 304 00:07:57,216 --> 00:07:59,096 can work instead. 305 00:07:59,133 --> 00:08:00,003 [ Ting! ] 306 00:08:00,033 --> 00:08:00,403 Oh, Nana. 307 00:08:00,433 --> 00:08:02,433 Too bad it can't mask the smell 308 00:08:02,466 --> 00:08:04,466 of regret. 309 00:08:05,000 --> 00:08:07,030 Margo doesn't kiss and tell, and 310 00:08:07,066 --> 00:08:08,446 neither should her clothes. 311 00:08:08,483 --> 00:08:10,373 To avoid a walk of shame in 312 00:08:10,400 --> 00:08:12,420 yesterday's outfit, margo hacks 313 00:08:12,450 --> 00:08:14,370 herself a new one, tying his 314 00:08:14,400 --> 00:08:16,280 shirt into a ladies' skirt. 315 00:08:16,316 --> 00:08:17,266 Sure, margo. 316 00:08:17,300 --> 00:08:19,200 No one's ever gonna know the 317 00:08:19,233 --> 00:08:20,153 difference. 318 00:08:20,183 --> 00:08:22,073 With just minutes to spare, she 319 00:08:22,100 --> 00:08:23,330 completes her look with an 320 00:08:23,366 --> 00:08:25,246 Audrey hepburn-inspired bun that 321 00:08:25,283 --> 00:08:27,153 she creates with the help of an 322 00:08:27,183 --> 00:08:28,303 old sock! 323 00:08:28,333 --> 00:08:29,203 >> Ooh! 324 00:08:29,233 --> 00:08:30,483 >> Margo pulls her ponytail 325 00:08:31,016 --> 00:08:32,376 through the sock doughnut, rolls 326 00:08:32,416 --> 00:08:33,366 it down, and -- 327 00:08:33,400 --> 00:08:34,400 holy hackerel! -- 328 00:08:34,433 --> 00:08:36,483 she's looking timeless in no 329 00:08:37,016 --> 00:08:38,016 time at all. 330 00:08:38,050 --> 00:08:39,330 It's one final smooch, and she's 331 00:08:39,366 --> 00:08:40,166 out the -- 332 00:08:40,200 --> 00:08:41,030 >> [ gags ] 333 00:08:41,066 --> 00:08:41,396 >> Whoa! 334 00:08:41,433 --> 00:08:44,153 Someone's got morning breath. 335 00:08:44,183 --> 00:08:45,003 Shazam! 336 00:08:45,033 --> 00:08:46,353 Margo hacks it with the 337 00:08:46,383 --> 00:08:48,423 refreshing power of celery, and 338 00:08:48,450 --> 00:08:50,280 she's on the move again. 339 00:08:50,316 --> 00:08:52,046 Here's to you, margo. 340 00:08:52,083 --> 00:08:54,083 You may sleep with zeros, but 341 00:08:54,116 --> 00:08:55,296 you're still our... 342 00:08:55,333 --> 00:08:58,133 [ Echoing ] Hack hero! 343 00:08:58,166 --> 00:09:00,326 ♪♪♪ 344 00:09:00,366 --> 00:09:02,346 [ Whoosh! Splat! ] 345 00:09:08,316 --> 00:09:10,476 [ Twinkle! ] 346 00:09:11,016 --> 00:09:13,166 Since the dawn of time, man has 347 00:09:13,200 --> 00:09:15,100 struggled with laundry. 348 00:09:15,133 --> 00:09:16,353 Well, luckily, I've got a few 349 00:09:16,383 --> 00:09:18,173 folding hacks that'll make quick 350 00:09:18,200 --> 00:09:19,370 work of this age-old task. 351 00:09:19,400 --> 00:09:21,180 The question is, which technique 352 00:09:21,216 --> 00:09:22,326 reigns supreme? 353 00:09:23,466 --> 00:09:25,416 In this hack vs. Hack. 354 00:09:25,450 --> 00:09:26,220 [ Bell dings, 355 00:09:26,250 --> 00:09:27,100 cheers and applause ] 356 00:09:27,133 --> 00:09:28,223 In today's hack vs. Hack, we are 357 00:09:28,250 --> 00:09:29,400 going to settle a family folding 358 00:09:29,433 --> 00:09:30,273 feud. 359 00:09:30,300 --> 00:09:31,220 Please welcome Amber and Dov. 360 00:09:31,250 --> 00:09:32,400 How long you guys been together? 361 00:09:32,433 --> 00:09:34,033 >> A little over three years. 362 00:09:34,066 --> 00:09:34,476 >> Three years now? 363 00:09:35,016 --> 00:09:36,016 >> Yeah. 364 00:09:37,416 --> 00:09:38,426 Real issue for you. 365 00:09:38,466 --> 00:09:39,266 >> It is. 366 00:09:39,300 --> 00:09:40,420 Well, we're competitive 367 00:09:40,450 --> 00:09:41,270 generally. 368 00:09:41,300 --> 00:09:43,030 I'd like to introduce you to 369 00:09:43,066 --> 00:09:44,266 creased lightning. 370 00:09:44,300 --> 00:09:46,000 >> [ Laughs ] 371 00:09:46,033 --> 00:09:46,383 Amazing! 372 00:09:46,416 --> 00:09:48,116 How exactly does one make their 373 00:09:48,150 --> 00:09:49,400 own creased lightning folding 374 00:09:49,433 --> 00:09:50,283 board? 375 00:09:50,316 --> 00:09:51,466 >> So, you take a folded shirt, 376 00:09:52,000 --> 00:09:53,170 and you cut out a piece of 377 00:09:53,200 --> 00:09:54,450 cardboard at the size of that 378 00:09:54,483 --> 00:09:56,283 shirt, and then you cut out five 379 00:09:56,316 --> 00:09:58,066 more of them so you have six. 380 00:09:58,100 --> 00:10:00,030 I like duct tape to stick them 381 00:10:00,066 --> 00:10:01,446 together, and the key is the 382 00:10:01,483 --> 00:10:03,473 bottom three have to flap in the 383 00:10:04,000 --> 00:10:04,300 wind. 384 00:10:04,333 --> 00:10:05,233 >> So, what is the actual 385 00:10:05,266 --> 00:10:06,076 technique? 386 00:10:06,116 --> 00:10:06,476 >> You lay out the shirt -- 387 00:10:07,016 --> 00:10:07,396 right? -- Facedown. 388 00:10:07,433 --> 00:10:08,303 We flip this over. 389 00:10:08,333 --> 00:10:09,233 >> Okay. That's one. 390 00:10:09,266 --> 00:10:10,176 >> We flip this over. 391 00:10:10,216 --> 00:10:11,166 >> That's two. 392 00:10:11,200 --> 00:10:12,280 >> Then, finally... 393 00:10:12,316 --> 00:10:13,046 >> Oh. 394 00:10:13,083 --> 00:10:14,133 >> ...there we go. 395 00:10:14,166 --> 00:10:15,476 >> Go, go, creased lighting. 396 00:10:16,016 --> 00:10:16,426 He's -- okay. 397 00:10:16,466 --> 00:10:18,466 Amber is very unimpressed. 398 00:10:20,233 --> 00:10:21,223 You know what I mean? 399 00:10:21,250 --> 00:10:22,250 >> Oh. Oh. 400 00:10:23,416 --> 00:10:25,226 >> Draw an imaginary line across 401 00:10:25,266 --> 00:10:26,466 the middle of the shirt and 402 00:10:27,000 --> 00:10:28,100 another down the side. 403 00:10:28,133 --> 00:10:29,383 Pinch the point where the two 404 00:10:29,416 --> 00:10:31,196 lines meet and, with the other 405 00:10:31,233 --> 00:10:32,433 hand, pinch the top corner. 406 00:10:32,466 --> 00:10:34,266 Fold the shirt down, then lift 407 00:10:34,300 --> 00:10:35,220 and pull. 408 00:10:35,250 --> 00:10:36,400 And there we go. 409 00:10:36,433 --> 00:10:38,253 >> Ooh. Also very quick. 410 00:10:38,283 --> 00:10:39,073 All right. 411 00:10:39,100 --> 00:10:40,230 Let's get to the folding. 412 00:10:43,150 --> 00:10:44,200 Okay. Here's how this 413 00:10:44,233 --> 00:10:46,023 hack vs. Hack challenge is going 414 00:10:46,050 --> 00:10:46,400 down. 415 00:10:46,433 --> 00:10:48,033 We're putting one minute on the 416 00:10:48,066 --> 00:10:49,276 clock, and whoever folds the 417 00:10:49,316 --> 00:10:50,446 most t-shirts before time 418 00:10:50,483 --> 00:10:52,053 expires is our winner. 419 00:10:52,083 --> 00:10:53,233 Remember, neatness counts. 420 00:10:53,266 --> 00:10:57,146 In 3...2...Fold! 421 00:10:57,183 --> 00:10:58,423 And creased lightning is going! 422 00:10:58,450 --> 00:11:00,080 Creased lighting is going! 423 00:11:00,116 --> 00:11:01,266 Pinch-and-pull coming right 424 00:11:01,300 --> 00:11:02,100 back. 425 00:11:02,133 --> 00:11:03,133 They're on to their second 426 00:11:03,166 --> 00:11:03,476 shirt. 427 00:11:04,016 --> 00:11:05,046 Amber's got hers down right 428 00:11:05,083 --> 00:11:05,433 away. 429 00:11:05,466 --> 00:11:07,066 Ooh, that fold did not come out. 430 00:11:07,100 --> 00:11:08,050 We got to refold. 431 00:11:08,083 --> 00:11:09,023 We got to refold. 432 00:11:09,050 --> 00:11:10,030 >> Don't get stuck. 433 00:11:10,066 --> 00:11:10,366 >> Oh, no. 434 00:11:10,400 --> 00:11:11,480 >> Are you taunting me? 435 00:11:12,016 --> 00:11:13,066 >> Really heated here. 436 00:11:13,100 --> 00:11:14,100 It's 3-3. 437 00:11:14,133 --> 00:11:15,353 It's all knotted up. 438 00:11:15,383 --> 00:11:17,023 It's anyone's game, guys. 439 00:11:17,050 --> 00:11:17,350 Uh-oh. 440 00:11:17,383 --> 00:11:18,433 Dov with a little fumble. 441 00:11:18,466 --> 00:11:20,216 That's gonna cost you precious 442 00:11:20,250 --> 00:11:21,230 milliseconds, Dov. 443 00:11:21,266 --> 00:11:22,416 What are you doing?! 444 00:11:22,450 --> 00:11:23,200 >> No! 445 00:11:23,233 --> 00:11:24,173 >> Focus up! 446 00:11:24,200 --> 00:11:25,250 >> [ Exhales sharply ] 447 00:11:25,283 --> 00:11:26,323 >> It's neck and neck. 448 00:11:26,350 --> 00:11:28,120 They're all tied up, five shirts 449 00:11:28,150 --> 00:11:28,480 apiece. 450 00:11:29,016 --> 00:11:29,366 And look at it -- they're down 451 00:11:29,400 --> 00:11:31,280 to their last shirt! 452 00:11:31,316 --> 00:11:34,216 ♪♪♪ 453 00:11:34,250 --> 00:11:35,150 It's going -- 454 00:11:35,183 --> 00:11:37,033 who's gonna put it on the pile?! 455 00:11:37,066 --> 00:11:38,096 I mean, oh, my god! 456 00:11:38,133 --> 00:11:38,383 >> Aah! 457 00:11:38,416 --> 00:11:40,366 >> Ohh! So close! 458 00:11:40,400 --> 00:11:41,430 Six shirts each. 459 00:11:41,466 --> 00:11:43,376 But I think it's gonna come down 460 00:11:43,416 --> 00:11:45,316 to cleanliness at this point -- 461 00:11:45,350 --> 00:11:50,380 who had the neatest folds. 462 00:11:50,416 --> 00:11:54,326 Hmm. 463 00:11:54,366 --> 00:11:56,066 >> It's a softer fold. 464 00:11:56,100 --> 00:11:57,150 >> Guys, please. 465 00:11:57,183 --> 00:11:59,103 I'm gonna need -- focus. 466 00:11:59,133 --> 00:12:00,333 [ Sighs ] 467 00:12:00,366 --> 00:12:02,146 All right. 468 00:12:02,183 --> 00:12:03,323 I think it's clear that both 469 00:12:03,350 --> 00:12:05,020 hacks are extremely effective, 470 00:12:05,050 --> 00:12:06,130 but, in the end, based off 471 00:12:06,166 --> 00:12:07,446 neatness, Amber, I'm sorry -- 472 00:12:07,483 --> 00:12:09,033 I got to give it to 473 00:12:09,066 --> 00:12:10,376 creased lightning, Dov. 474 00:12:10,416 --> 00:12:11,216 [ Bell dings, 475 00:12:11,250 --> 00:12:12,180 cheers and applause ] 476 00:12:12,216 --> 00:12:13,326 And... 477 00:12:14,266 --> 00:12:15,416 >> ...this is your sweet prize, 478 00:12:15,450 --> 00:12:16,420 my friend, right? 479 00:12:16,450 --> 00:12:18,030 I mean, you slaved for two 480 00:12:18,066 --> 00:12:19,126 minutes over folding those 481 00:12:19,166 --> 00:12:19,996 shirts. 482 00:12:20,033 --> 00:12:21,073 It's the least you can go home 483 00:12:21,100 --> 00:12:21,350 with. 484 00:12:21,383 --> 00:12:23,373 >> Thank you, Kevin. 485 00:12:23,400 --> 00:12:32,070 ♪♪♪ 486 00:12:34,066 --> 00:12:35,316 >> Hate doing dishes? 487 00:12:35,350 --> 00:12:37,000 Yeah. Who doesn't? 488 00:12:37,033 --> 00:12:38,353 Let's eat them instead. 489 00:12:38,383 --> 00:12:40,323 Today we're serving food in 490 00:12:40,350 --> 00:12:42,150 bowls made out of food. 491 00:12:42,183 --> 00:12:43,033 >> Oooh! 492 00:12:43,066 --> 00:12:45,026 >> Yes! Dreamsdo 493 00:12:45,066 --> 00:12:46,126 first up, I'm gonna teach you 494 00:12:46,166 --> 00:12:47,216 how to make a breakfast bacon 495 00:12:47,250 --> 00:12:48,270 bowl. 496 00:12:50,116 --> 00:12:51,376 All you need to get started is 497 00:12:51,416 --> 00:12:53,246 some bacon... 498 00:12:54,316 --> 00:12:55,466 And a muffin tin. 499 00:12:56,000 --> 00:12:57,030 Come to mama. 500 00:12:57,066 --> 00:12:58,366 Ouch! 501 00:12:58,400 --> 00:13:00,480 Take some of this lovely bacon 502 00:13:01,016 --> 00:13:02,446 in pieces about this big. 503 00:13:02,483 --> 00:13:05,083 You're gonna line a muffin tin 504 00:13:05,116 --> 00:13:07,116 like so to kind of create a 505 00:13:07,150 --> 00:13:08,350 little bacon wall. 506 00:13:08,383 --> 00:13:10,123 Next you're gonna take an egg, 507 00:13:10,150 --> 00:13:11,300 and I crack it right on the 508 00:13:11,333 --> 00:13:12,373 counter 'cause I'm an 509 00:13:12,400 --> 00:13:14,020 "eggs-pert." 510 00:13:14,050 --> 00:13:16,270 And break into -- ooh! -- Your 511 00:13:16,300 --> 00:13:17,170 bacon. 512 00:13:17,200 --> 00:13:20,120 I love this so very much. 513 00:13:21,483 --> 00:13:23,283 To 350 degrees, and you want to 514 00:13:23,316 --> 00:13:25,066 let it cook for 15 minutes or 515 00:13:25,100 --> 00:13:26,330 until you see the egg whites 516 00:13:26,366 --> 00:13:27,226 become firm. 517 00:13:27,266 --> 00:13:29,096 And this is gonna be your 518 00:13:29,133 --> 00:13:31,073 finished product, which is a 519 00:13:31,100 --> 00:13:34,270 bacon bowl that you eat! 520 00:13:34,300 --> 00:13:36,350 Mmm! 521 00:13:36,383 --> 00:13:38,273 Yep. I'd eat all 16 of these. 522 00:13:38,300 --> 00:13:40,120 >> Coming up, a hack master 523 00:13:40,150 --> 00:13:42,100 shows you how to build a blender 524 00:13:42,133 --> 00:13:43,433 with ordinary power tools. 525 00:13:43,466 --> 00:13:45,396 Plus, we put your stain-removal 526 00:13:45,433 --> 00:13:47,383 hacks to the test in this week's 527 00:13:47,416 --> 00:13:48,326 "hack mail." 528 00:13:48,366 --> 00:13:50,126 The results will shock... 529 00:13:50,166 --> 00:13:50,376 Ugh! 530 00:13:50,416 --> 00:13:51,276 ...Brooke. 531 00:13:51,316 --> 00:13:53,146 >> Oh, sorry. O0 c1 532 00:13:57,316 --> 00:13:58,376 [ projector clicking ] 533 00:13:58,416 --> 00:14:00,216 >> The wheel -- mover of people 534 00:14:00,250 --> 00:14:01,050 and things. 535 00:14:01,083 --> 00:14:02,423 Without it, skateboarders would 536 00:14:02,450 --> 00:14:03,420 look pretty dumb. 537 00:14:03,450 --> 00:14:05,230 But did you also know it was a 538 00:14:05,266 --> 00:14:08,076 hack from history? 539 00:14:11,000 --> 00:14:12,400 Potters looking for an easier 540 00:14:12,433 --> 00:14:14,423 way to mold Clay invent a device 541 00:14:14,450 --> 00:14:16,300 that spins around for them. 542 00:14:16,333 --> 00:14:18,253 That's right -- the very first 543 00:14:18,283 --> 00:14:20,183 wheel was invented by artists 544 00:14:20,216 --> 00:14:22,096 who already think they're so 545 00:14:22,133 --> 00:14:22,453 special. 546 00:14:22,483 --> 00:14:25,033 >> Ugh! No one understands us. 547 00:14:25,066 --> 00:14:26,276 >> 300 years later, Potters 548 00:14:26,316 --> 00:14:27,426 still keep the wheel to 549 00:14:27,466 --> 00:14:29,276 themselves while everyone else 550 00:14:29,316 --> 00:14:31,026 drags things on the ground, 551 00:14:31,066 --> 00:14:32,366 until a carpenter sees a way to 552 00:14:32,400 --> 00:14:33,330 help mankind... 553 00:14:33,366 --> 00:14:34,216 [ Ding! ] 554 00:14:34,250 --> 00:14:36,230 ...or at least his aching back. 555 00:14:36,266 --> 00:14:37,996 He attaches two wheels to a 556 00:14:38,033 --> 00:14:39,323 platform, and -- voilà -- the 557 00:14:39,350 --> 00:14:41,300 world's first cart is born! 558 00:14:41,333 --> 00:14:42,273 >> Eureka! 559 00:14:42,300 --> 00:14:44,180 I'm seriously on a roll! 560 00:14:44,216 --> 00:14:46,226 >> Which brings us to today! 561 00:14:46,266 --> 00:14:48,166 The wheel moves us in exciting 562 00:14:48,200 --> 00:14:49,430 ways -- roller coasters, 563 00:14:49,466 --> 00:14:51,166 segways, and, best yet, 564 00:14:51,200 --> 00:14:52,300 automobiles... 565 00:14:52,333 --> 00:14:54,433 For the taco bell drive-thru. 566 00:14:57,000 --> 00:15:01,150 Hack...from...history! 567 00:15:01,183 --> 00:15:04,173 ♪♪♪ 568 00:15:10,216 --> 00:15:13,066 [ Cellphone vibrates ] 569 00:15:13,100 --> 00:15:15,170 ♪♪♪ 570 00:15:15,200 --> 00:15:16,250 >> To make am omelet, sometimes 571 00:15:16,283 --> 00:15:17,373 you got to crack a few eggs, but 572 00:15:17,400 --> 00:15:18,370 why crack 'em when you can 573 00:15:18,400 --> 00:15:19,250 massacre 'em? 574 00:15:19,283 --> 00:15:20,253 I'm here with Jason poel Smith, 575 00:15:20,283 --> 00:15:21,173 and we're gonna make 576 00:15:21,200 --> 00:15:22,350 breakfast... 577 00:15:22,383 --> 00:15:25,103 The hack master way. 578 00:15:25,133 --> 00:15:26,333 How did you get into hacking, 579 00:15:26,366 --> 00:15:27,216 Jason? 580 00:15:27,250 --> 00:15:28,370 >> Pretty much, it was a rule in 581 00:15:28,400 --> 00:15:29,250 my house. 582 00:15:29,283 --> 00:15:30,453 Anytime something's broken, give 583 00:15:30,483 --> 00:15:32,173 it to Jason, because if it's 584 00:15:32,200 --> 00:15:33,200 already broken... 585 00:15:34,350 --> 00:15:35,280 >> ...exactly. 586 00:15:35,316 --> 00:15:37,026 >> My parents had that same 587 00:15:37,066 --> 00:15:38,116 mentality with their 588 00:15:38,150 --> 00:15:39,050 relationship. 589 00:15:39,083 --> 00:15:40,353 I was, uh, unable to fix that 590 00:15:40,383 --> 00:15:42,023 one. 591 00:15:42,050 --> 00:15:43,250 >> Okay. So, today we're making 592 00:15:43,283 --> 00:15:44,433 an omelet, so we've got some 593 00:15:44,466 --> 00:15:45,266 eggs. 594 00:15:45,300 --> 00:15:46,270 Get your cordless drill... 595 00:15:46,300 --> 00:15:47,150 >> Sure. 596 00:15:47,183 --> 00:15:48,283 >> ...and get any of the kitchen 597 00:15:48,316 --> 00:15:49,416 attachments that you want. 598 00:15:49,450 --> 00:15:51,050 You can use a whisk. 599 00:15:52,050 --> 00:15:52,450 >> Okay. Speculum. 600 00:15:52,483 --> 00:15:53,403 >> Whatever this is. 601 00:15:53,433 --> 00:15:54,433 >> Yeah. 602 00:15:54,466 --> 00:15:56,426 >> And then you insert your 603 00:15:56,466 --> 00:15:57,466 attachment. 604 00:16:00,366 --> 00:16:01,266 >> Amazing! 605 00:16:01,300 --> 00:16:03,350 That is a lot faster and a lot 606 00:16:03,383 --> 00:16:05,453 cooler than the traditional fork 607 00:16:05,483 --> 00:16:06,303 method. 608 00:16:06,333 --> 00:16:07,183 >> Okay. 609 00:16:07,216 --> 00:16:08,046 So, the next part is we're gonna 610 00:16:08,083 --> 00:16:08,483 add some seasoning to it. 611 00:16:09,016 --> 00:16:10,216 So, you could manually -- 612 00:16:10,250 --> 00:16:11,320 >> oh, that hurt me! 613 00:16:11,350 --> 00:16:12,450 That looks so boring. 614 00:16:12,483 --> 00:16:13,483 >> That's boring. 615 00:16:14,016 --> 00:16:15,346 So, what you do is you take off 616 00:16:15,383 --> 00:16:17,083 the nut on the end of it. 617 00:16:17,116 --> 00:16:18,446 Then you attach the power drill 618 00:16:18,483 --> 00:16:20,053 to your pepper mill. 619 00:16:20,083 --> 00:16:21,103 >> Sure. 620 00:16:21,133 --> 00:16:22,403 >> So, then you just -- 621 00:16:22,433 --> 00:16:23,353 >> oh, shoot! 622 00:16:23,383 --> 00:16:25,073 >> Oh. Sorry about that. 623 00:16:25,100 --> 00:16:25,450 >> Yahtzee! 624 00:16:25,483 --> 00:16:27,203 Got to warn me about that! 625 00:16:27,233 --> 00:16:30,053 I was -- my p.T.S.D. Kicked in! 626 00:16:30,083 --> 00:16:31,083 >> There we go. 627 00:16:31,116 --> 00:16:32,446 And that's excessive pepper. 628 00:16:32,483 --> 00:16:33,283 >> Whew! 629 00:16:33,316 --> 00:16:34,396 I like a 4,000-to-1 630 00:16:34,433 --> 00:16:36,183 pepper-to-egg ratio in my 631 00:16:36,216 --> 00:16:38,126 omelet, so this is perfect. 632 00:16:38,166 --> 00:16:38,446 Mmm. 633 00:16:38,483 --> 00:16:40,273 >> That is a big omelet. 634 00:16:40,300 --> 00:16:43,050 >> Mostly pepper, actually. 635 00:16:43,083 --> 00:16:43,353 Perfect. 636 00:16:43,383 --> 00:16:44,373 >> Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. 637 00:16:44,400 --> 00:16:46,130 Jason, the omelet is cooking, 638 00:16:46,166 --> 00:16:47,366 but this bowl is disgusting. 639 00:16:47,400 --> 00:16:49,080 Tell me you have a hack for 640 00:16:49,116 --> 00:16:49,316 this. 641 00:16:49,350 --> 00:16:50,300 >> I do. 642 00:16:50,333 --> 00:16:52,023 What you need for this is a 643 00:16:52,050 --> 00:16:53,220 large office-binder clamp. 644 00:16:53,250 --> 00:16:54,450 So, you start by drilling a 645 00:16:54,483 --> 00:16:56,173 1/4-inch hole in the binder 646 00:16:56,200 --> 00:16:57,020 clamp. 647 00:16:57,050 --> 00:16:58,150 You stick your 1/4-inch bolt 648 00:16:58,183 --> 00:16:59,333 into the hole and tighten 649 00:16:59,366 --> 00:17:01,146 everything down with a 1/4-inch 650 00:17:01,183 --> 00:17:02,023 nut. 651 00:17:02,050 --> 00:17:03,300 Take your sponge and stick it 652 00:17:03,333 --> 00:17:05,053 into the binder clamp. 653 00:17:05,083 --> 00:17:07,023 Insert it into your drill, and 654 00:17:07,050 --> 00:17:08,420 then you've got a scrubbing 655 00:17:08,450 --> 00:17:10,280 attachment for your drill. 656 00:17:10,316 --> 00:17:11,166 >> Right. 657 00:17:11,200 --> 00:17:12,350 >> And then you can just take it 658 00:17:12,383 --> 00:17:14,083 and... 659 00:17:14,116 --> 00:17:16,396 Make a huge mess, and then same 660 00:17:16,433 --> 00:17:17,473 thing for the countertop. 661 00:17:18,000 --> 00:17:19,070 >> Oh, perfect. Yep. Yeah. 662 00:17:19,100 --> 00:17:20,000 That's great, man. 663 00:17:20,033 --> 00:17:21,083 Jason, you've made a believer 664 00:17:21,116 --> 00:17:21,466 out of me. 665 00:17:22,000 --> 00:17:22,470 Clearly, you're a master hacker. 666 00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:23,330 Thank you so much. 667 00:17:23,366 --> 00:17:24,116 >> All right. 668 00:17:24,150 --> 00:17:25,000 >> And look at that! 669 00:17:25,033 --> 00:17:25,403 The omelet is ready! 670 00:17:25,433 --> 00:17:26,383 >> Yeah. That looks great! 671 00:17:26,416 --> 00:17:28,276 >> Doesn't it look really good? 672 00:17:30,183 --> 00:17:31,033 Spilt wine. 673 00:17:31,066 --> 00:17:31,366 >> Help! 674 00:17:31,400 --> 00:17:33,080 Mom spilt her happy juice! 675 00:17:33,116 --> 00:17:34,326 >> It's tumblr's hack mail, 676 00:17:34,366 --> 00:17:36,196 where your hacks are put to our 677 00:17:36,233 --> 00:17:38,073 test. O0 c1 678 00:17:41,300 --> 00:17:42,130 >> cheers! 679 00:17:42,166 --> 00:17:42,996 >> Cheers! 680 00:17:43,033 --> 00:17:43,283 >> Ohh! 681 00:17:43,316 --> 00:17:44,076 >> Ohh! 682 00:17:44,116 --> 00:17:45,416 Uh [chuckles] okay. 683 00:17:45,450 --> 00:17:47,230 >> Today we're turning to you, 684 00:17:47,266 --> 00:17:49,096 the people, to see what sort of 685 00:17:49,133 --> 00:17:50,373 solutions you have to remove 686 00:17:50,400 --> 00:17:51,370 red-wine stains. 687 00:17:51,400 --> 00:17:54,280 It's tumblr hack mail. 688 00:17:56,050 --> 00:17:57,320 And it's a headache if you spill 689 00:17:57,350 --> 00:17:58,250 it on anything. 690 00:17:58,283 --> 00:17:59,353 >> Well, you guys know. 691 00:17:59,383 --> 00:18:00,433 You drink a lot of it. 692 00:18:00,466 --> 00:18:02,396 And, thankfully, they also have 693 00:18:02,433 --> 00:18:04,303 some hacks for getting rid of 694 00:18:04,333 --> 00:18:05,173 wine. 695 00:18:05,200 --> 00:18:06,230 We're gonna test our favorite 696 00:18:06,266 --> 00:18:07,326 and award one of them our 697 00:18:07,366 --> 00:18:08,416 hack seal of approval. 698 00:18:08,450 --> 00:18:09,300 >> Let's do it. 699 00:18:09,333 --> 00:18:10,483 >> Starting with hack number 1, 700 00:18:11,016 --> 00:18:12,066 this is from Carissa from 701 00:18:12,100 --> 00:18:13,220 [Minnesota accent] Minnesota. 702 00:18:13,250 --> 00:18:15,230 [ Normal voice ] She says... 703 00:18:19,016 --> 00:18:20,166 I got a feeling that Carissa 704 00:18:20,200 --> 00:18:21,350 solves any problem with more 705 00:18:21,383 --> 00:18:22,403 wine, no matter what. 706 00:18:22,433 --> 00:18:23,453 Did you stub your toe? 707 00:18:23,483 --> 00:18:24,473 Grab a bottle of Pinot! 708 00:18:25,000 --> 00:18:26,050 >> [ Slurring ] White wine. 709 00:18:26,083 --> 00:18:26,333 >> Yeah! 710 00:18:26,366 --> 00:18:28,016 All right, Carissa. 711 00:18:28,050 --> 00:18:28,380 >> Whoo! 712 00:18:28,416 --> 00:18:29,226 >> Help! 713 00:18:29,266 --> 00:18:31,096 Mom spilt her happy juice! 714 00:18:31,133 --> 00:18:31,473 [ Cork pops ] 715 00:18:32,000 --> 00:18:33,000 >> It's a good vintage to get 716 00:18:33,033 --> 00:18:33,253 this out. 717 00:18:33,283 --> 00:18:34,203 Ooh. 718 00:18:34,233 --> 00:18:36,053 Look at the neutralizing action. 719 00:18:36,083 --> 00:18:37,183 >> Yeah, nice and cool. 720 00:18:37,216 --> 00:18:38,416 The white wine is supposed to 721 00:18:38,450 --> 00:18:40,130 neutralize the pigment of the 722 00:18:40,166 --> 00:18:40,426 red wine? 723 00:18:40,466 --> 00:18:42,246 Well, I don't know! 724 00:18:42,283 --> 00:18:44,173 It looks like it's coming up a 725 00:18:44,200 --> 00:18:46,070 bit, but I've got a nice pink 726 00:18:46,100 --> 00:18:46,370 sleeve. 727 00:18:46,400 --> 00:18:47,250 >> Yeah. 728 00:18:47,283 --> 00:18:49,153 >> We've wasted about 2 bottles 729 00:18:49,183 --> 00:18:51,133 of wine, and now this lab coat's 730 00:18:51,166 --> 00:18:52,096 ruined still. 731 00:18:52,133 --> 00:18:54,003 Our second sweet Berry wine hack 732 00:18:54,033 --> 00:18:55,203 comes to us from Julia. 733 00:18:55,233 --> 00:18:57,073 She's in San Francisco, and she 734 00:18:57,100 --> 00:18:59,080 writes... 735 00:19:03,266 --> 00:19:04,366 >> I need a clean surface to 736 00:19:04,400 --> 00:19:05,150 work with. 737 00:19:05,183 --> 00:19:06,003 >> Of course. 738 00:19:06,033 --> 00:19:07,123 Why not -- why not my clean 739 00:19:07,150 --> 00:19:07,370 surface? 740 00:19:07,400 --> 00:19:09,030 Mnh. Mm-hmm. 741 00:19:11,050 --> 00:19:13,050 Appalachian trail worth of salt. 742 00:19:13,083 --> 00:19:13,423 >> Okay. 743 00:19:13,450 --> 00:19:15,350 >> Do we just, uh, stand and 744 00:19:15,383 --> 00:19:16,383 wait? 745 00:19:18,016 --> 00:19:18,346 >> Okay. 746 00:19:18,383 --> 00:19:19,473 [ Clock ticking ] 747 00:19:20,000 --> 00:19:21,250 After about 10 minutes, the salt 748 00:19:21,283 --> 00:19:22,403 should suck up most of the 749 00:19:22,433 --> 00:19:24,173 moisture, but I don't feel like 750 00:19:24,200 --> 00:19:25,200 I'm having any luck. 751 00:19:25,233 --> 00:19:26,323 >> No. I don't feel like 752 00:19:26,350 --> 00:19:27,420 anything substantial is 753 00:19:27,450 --> 00:19:28,250 happening. 754 00:19:28,283 --> 00:19:29,403 >> Do you want to call it? 755 00:19:29,433 --> 00:19:30,373 >> Let's call it. 756 00:19:30,400 --> 00:19:32,450 Time of death -- now. 757 00:19:32,483 --> 00:19:35,033 >> Goodbye, salt, and hello, 758 00:19:35,066 --> 00:19:35,376 stain! 759 00:19:35,416 --> 00:19:36,326 [ Twinkle! ] 760 00:19:36,366 --> 00:19:38,166 >> Third and final hack. 761 00:19:38,200 --> 00:19:40,070 Susan from Jacksonville -- 762 00:19:40,100 --> 00:19:42,080 she says... 763 00:19:46,450 --> 00:19:47,480 >> Hey, do you know what they 764 00:19:48,016 --> 00:19:48,466 call a cow with no legs? 765 00:19:49,000 --> 00:19:49,320 >> Mnh. Mnh-mnh. 766 00:19:49,350 --> 00:19:50,150 >> Ground beef. 767 00:19:50,183 --> 00:19:51,283 Ugh! 768 00:19:51,316 --> 00:19:52,446 >> Oh, sorry. 769 00:19:52,483 --> 00:19:54,023 Stop being so funny. 770 00:19:54,050 --> 00:19:55,180 >> [ Laughing ] I'll try. 771 00:19:55,216 --> 00:19:56,116 [ Chuckles ] 772 00:19:56,150 --> 00:19:57,420 >> So, I have high hopes for the 773 00:19:57,450 --> 00:19:58,280 baking soda. 774 00:19:58,316 --> 00:20:00,066 It's a known stain remover, and 775 00:20:00,100 --> 00:20:01,230 it has a lot of absorption 776 00:20:01,266 --> 00:20:02,076 power. 777 00:20:02,116 --> 00:20:03,116 >> Let's let it sit for a 778 00:20:03,150 --> 00:20:03,480 second. 779 00:20:04,016 --> 00:20:05,416 [ Drumroll, cymbal crash ] 780 00:20:05,450 --> 00:20:07,050 It seems to be working. 781 00:20:07,083 --> 00:20:07,423 >> Whoa! 782 00:20:07,450 --> 00:20:09,430 >> People use it in the fridge 783 00:20:09,466 --> 00:20:11,146 to absorb smells... 784 00:20:12,083 --> 00:20:13,073 >> ...but it also whitens teeth. 785 00:20:13,100 --> 00:20:13,430 >> Yep. 786 00:20:13,466 --> 00:20:14,446 >> The red is pretty much gone 787 00:20:14,483 --> 00:20:16,133 from every area that we applied 788 00:20:16,166 --> 00:20:18,166 it to. 789 00:20:19,166 --> 00:20:20,196 >> Baking soda! 790 00:20:20,233 --> 00:20:21,223 Aye! 791 00:20:21,250 --> 00:20:22,450 >> You were effective! 792 00:20:22,483 --> 00:20:24,423 You did a good job of absorbing 793 00:20:24,450 --> 00:20:25,300 the wine. 794 00:20:25,333 --> 00:20:27,083 >> Well, this is a clear 795 00:20:27,116 --> 00:20:28,196 landslide victory. 796 00:20:28,233 --> 00:20:30,183 So, congratulations, Susan from 797 00:20:30,216 --> 00:20:31,166 Jacksonville. 798 00:20:31,200 --> 00:20:31,480 [ Twinkle! ] 799 00:20:32,016 --> 00:20:32,346 >> You get our 800 00:20:32,383 --> 00:20:34,383 hack seal of approval. 801 00:20:34,416 --> 00:20:35,996 If you're jealous and you're 802 00:20:36,033 --> 00:20:37,423 watching this, don't be. 803 00:20:39,250 --> 00:20:40,230 >> Oh, good point. 804 00:20:40,266 --> 00:20:43,296 >> Just go to... 805 00:20:43,333 --> 00:20:45,203 Send us your hacks, and we'll 806 00:20:45,233 --> 00:20:47,033 get messy trying them all out. 807 00:20:47,066 --> 00:20:48,376 >> I'm gonna start cleaning up. 808 00:20:48,416 --> 00:20:55,266 [ Rattling ] 809 00:20:55,300 --> 00:20:57,130 Two bowls. 810 00:20:57,180 --> 00:21:01,730 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 49583

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