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The thing that astounded me
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when I first saw Aspen was
that we had so much room here.
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It was an individual utopia.
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You could dance to the music
of your own cash register
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and then go off to a concert
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while your daughter
sat on a rock in the river,
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listening to a famous
painter talk about art.
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It's a lifestyle,
it's freedom.
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It's freedom of expression,
freedom of thought,
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that we're really
fighting for.
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By the end of the '60s,
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Aspen had become
a corporate utopia,
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a valley of the idle rich.
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As the new money poured in,
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they didn't want dirty hippies
moving into Aspen
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and frightening away
the big spenders.
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They are raiding our forest.
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They're living like animals.
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Mescaline, marijuana,
my good God,
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this isn't the way of
American life.
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These freaks
will be thrown in jail.
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They add nothing to
the Valley and take much.
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It's in
the greed heads' interest
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to grind up the Valley
and sell it for gravel.
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But it's not in my interest.
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I'd come to Aspen to
escape politics,
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but the bastards had
gone too far.
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And so we decided to do
something about it.
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The next sheriff of
Pitkin County!
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Quiet everybody, quiet.
The results are coming in.
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Precinct one, Ricks.
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None of us had even
a beginner's knowledge
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of how to run
a political campaign.
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We were like a bunch of
wild-eyed amateur mechanics,
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rolling a homemade racing car
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onto the track
in Indianapolis.
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Hunter, 182.
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We just won the DMS, man!
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How did I feel?
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Like a man who had started
some kind of bloody gang fight
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by accident.
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But when the going gets weird,
the weird turn pro.
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My fellow Americans
share with me today
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the majesty of this moment.
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They kept saying,
"Break it up, break it up,
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go back to your dorms."
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And then they all started
marching or walking towards us
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with their bayonets
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and from there it
was just chaos.
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The guard panicked and
fired its weapons indiscriminately,
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killing four people.
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Lord, we thank you
for this fish
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and this bounty that we are
about to receive.
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And, er, Juan and Hunter
for catching the fish.
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Mm-hmm.
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- Good job, Juan.
- Good job, Juan.
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- Did you have fun?
- We had fun.
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We saw some raccoons.
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What else did we see?
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- Deer.
- Deer.
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Too bad we didn't have our gun
when we were fishing, right?
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What would we have done
to those deer?
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- Kill them.
- Yeah.
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But I don't want
deer to die.
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They're meat,
but they're animals too.
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- Mm-hm.
- There're humans that's up in their habitat.
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I don't understand your logic.
Continue.
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They're humans to them,
we're deer to them.
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That is a good point.
I like it.
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I don't want to kill a nature.
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Yeah but you will because
otherwise you'll starve to death.
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And then I'll bury you
out there in the woods.
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Can we go back to
Frances-cisco?
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Juan, this is the most
important piece of advice
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I'm ever going to give you.
Okay?
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You looking at me?
Right there? In the eyes?
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Never move to a big city.
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They won't let you take a shit
in your own backyard.
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Juan uses the potty, right?
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Yeah. I shit in the potty.
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Juan with a zinger!
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"Lax narrative structure needs
more personal involvement."
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I guess they want me to become
a goddam parody of myself.
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- Are you okay? What happened?
- I just threw up.
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Well, I pulled out
every single time.
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It must be the fish.
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The fish look good,
physically.
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Shut up.
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I'm going to go down there
tomorrow and
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do an investigation.
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Somewhere in
the nightmare of failure
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that is gripping America,
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the notion of
beating the system
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by fighting it gave way to
the numb conviction
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that it made more sense in the
long run to flee or to hide
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than to fight the bastards
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on anything vaguely
resembling their own terms.
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We're turning into a nation
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of whimpering slaves to fear.
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Fear of war, fear of poverty,
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and fear of random terrorism.
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Fear of getting downsized
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or fired because of
the plunging economy.
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Fear of getting evicted
for bad debts
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or suddenly getting locked up
in a military detention camp
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on vague charges of
being a sympathizer.
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Hey! Your cows are fucking
shitting all over my property!
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Eating my lettuce!
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It's open range!
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- Open range?
- Wanna keep my cows off of your lawn,
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- then build a fence!
- Hey!
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You hear me? Yeah!
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What will our tourists say
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when they hear it
in the news about Aspen?
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This city has
gained the reputation of being
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the hippie capital
of the world.
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The smell of marijuana
on our street corners,
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exhibitionists running
around our golf course naked,
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LSD dealers lurking
behind our schools.
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I'll tell you what
they're going to say.
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"Next year, we're going to
Vail."
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Next time you come to Vail,
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you will find new lifts
and new courses,
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but the same friendly skiers.
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So I don't think the hippies
are bad people
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but they are bad for business.
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I'm sorry, I have a question.
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Do you think of Aspen as a town
or as a commodity?
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If you're trying to
make me feel guilty
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for promoting
our beautiful town,
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it's not going to happen.
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It is moral and legal to
sell a good product
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and we've got
a good product here, folks.
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I don't think the reason that
any of us moved here
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was to increase the town's GDP.
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Okay. Thank you.
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Now I'm very interested to hear
what our sheriff has cooked up
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to keep the freeloaders from
setting up shop in this town
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and we will all be judging him
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come election day.
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We don't want a repeat of
the summer of love do we?
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I don't understand.
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Please, please, hey!
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How are we supposed to judge him
if he's running unopposed?
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That's the last question
I'll take from Aspen Times.
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Sheriff, take it away.
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With additional resources,
the help of my wife, and...
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some chalk from my kids,
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I was able to put together
the map you see in front of you.
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It shows illegal campgrounds,
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tenement-style apartments located
here, here, here, and there.
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There are exactly 844 known
transients in Pitkin County
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and all but 50 are jobless.
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And of course,
The Jerome Hotel.
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Everybody knows that's where
they're congregating.
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Most of the problem's...
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Right here.
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We're getting soft, sheriff.
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We're not tough like
we used to be.
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They're coming into our bars
asking for free drinks,
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contributing nothing to society.
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I told them we don't serve
long hairs in here.
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- Wrap it up, Ricks.
- So I took out old Hickory here
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- and I gave him a two-handed...
- Okay. Sheriff...
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Put it back, wrap it up.
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That's enough, Undersheriff Ricks.
Folks, I'm sorry about that.
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Um... what is that smell?
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Ladies and gentlemen,
I submit this slag as evidence
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that Pitkin Mining Corporation
is sodomizing our river.
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And I'd like to know what our local
government is gonna do about it.
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Sheriff, please.
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- This is not on the agenda.
- Right. The agenda.
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You need to submit it
three weeks ahead of time
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- so we can review it.
- Right.
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Mine Co. is not
breaking the law.
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Well, they're certainly
violating some type of statute.
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I mean go up there and
tick around, do your job.
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- That's not really what a sheriff does.
- Why not?
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Well, we have a strict purview.
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- Okay, this is not on the agenda.
- Strict purview. Purview.
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- Sheriff, please.
- Purview.
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Mr. Thompson, I'm going to
have to ask you leave.
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Look, from your
purview, you mean.
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I don't need to go anywhere.
I'm here at a town hall forum
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- exhibiting my rights...
- Undersheriff Ricks,
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show this man out.
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Oh, you're going to come here
and get this, okay come and get it.
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Seriously?
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I'll show you runs
this fucking town, Thompson.
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If you're not okay with it
being dumped here,
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you shouldn't be okay with it
being dumped in the fucking river!
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You pig.
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Burl, loitering, 30 dollar fine,
30 days in jail.
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Man, if I knew I was
blocking the sidewalk,
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- I wouldn't've been standing there.
- What'll it be?
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I don't have 30 dollars.
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Jail it is, Burl.
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Del Mar, noise complaint.
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30 dollar fine, 30 days in jail.
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I was just playing the fiddle.
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Very noisily.
That's jail, Del Mar.
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Thompson, you made bail.
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Oh, yeah.
Right. Peace joker.
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Hey, be free.
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You know I pay
your goddam salary, Whitmire.
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It doesn't get dropped in
your mailbox by a stork.
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Well, I don't make the laws,
I just enforce them.
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Yeah, that worked real well
at Nuremberg.
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- All right, Thompson.
- Hey, man,
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your badge is a shield because you're
supposed to shield us from harm.
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All right, Thompson.
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So did I make
the front page headlines?
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Yeah, here's the lead.
"Hunter Thompson,
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people's champion,
ruins janitor's day."
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How about, "Today's pig is
tomorrow's bacon."
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Peggy, those swine
are running a racket in there.
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Yeah. You got so caught up
in national politics
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you forgot it's the local stuff
that actually socks you.
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I mean, you should've seen
the freaks in that place.
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You know, locked up
for absolute bullshit.
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Fuckin' playing a fiddle in
public, blocking the sidewalk,
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or speaking one's mine at
a town hall meeting.
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Yeah. Speaking of that town
hall, if there really are
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844 of those freaks
hanging around Aspen,
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we might as well
put them to use.
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No one's ever needed more than 700
to win an election around here.
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You have enough to start
a third party on your hands.
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But those freaks can't vote,
they're drifters.
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Mm. Colorado law.
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Only have to have
lived here for 30 days.
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Huh.
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This town needs an animal.
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- Oh, no, hey now...
- Whoa.
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Benton, you look like you
could use an anchor rope.
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Oh, I have plenty of
anchor rope my friend.
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- Give that a try.
- Thank you very much.
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Yes, sir.
Good to see ya, Hunter.
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This is fucking awful grass,
man.
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What you're tasting, Hunter,
is a little pipe tobacco,
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pure pipe tobacco that
I soaked in some PCP.
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- So don't worry about it, don't worry.
- Oh, my God, man.
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- Don't waste it, don't waste it!
- I'm fucking...
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just go out of jail, I'm really
not trying to trip right now.
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00:14:07,414 --> 00:14:09,183
Well, you know,
if you just got out of jail...
246
00:14:09,216 --> 00:14:10,518
- Here, one more.
- Come by the studio,
247
00:14:10,552 --> 00:14:12,319
you're hanging out with the pigs...
248
00:14:12,353 --> 00:14:14,288
Come on man. Don't hog it.
249
00:14:14,321 --> 00:14:15,389
Okay.
250
00:14:26,500 --> 00:14:28,268
And two packs of
Dunhill, please.
251
00:14:29,604 --> 00:14:31,338
So will you
be paying cash?
252
00:14:31,606 --> 00:14:34,341
No, just put it on my,
um, account.
253
00:14:34,375 --> 00:14:35,510
As per usual.
254
00:14:36,377 --> 00:14:38,513
Hunter, I'm sorry.
Come on.
255
00:14:41,281 --> 00:14:46,286
All right, well then give me the
bag of and the tampon.
256
00:14:48,055 --> 00:14:49,123
Thanks.
257
00:14:49,156 --> 00:14:51,024
What are you doing
playing around with that thing?
258
00:14:51,325 --> 00:14:52,459
I'm a filmmaker.
259
00:14:52,493 --> 00:14:54,328
If you're a filmmaker,
what are you doing
260
00:14:54,361 --> 00:14:55,896
working at the grocery store?
261
00:14:56,430 --> 00:14:57,898
Young Ed Wood?
262
00:15:08,375 --> 00:15:12,680
Exactly
844 known transients in Pitkin County.
263
00:15:12,714 --> 00:15:14,481
...to win
an election around here.
264
00:15:14,516 --> 00:15:16,551
You have enough
to start a third party.
265
00:15:18,185 --> 00:15:20,020
I could be Muhammad Ali.
266
00:15:21,689 --> 00:15:23,457
I could be Muhammad Ali.
267
00:15:24,391 --> 00:15:26,126
I could be Muhammad Ali.
268
00:15:26,493 --> 00:15:28,328
I could be Muhammad Ali.
269
00:15:29,363 --> 00:15:31,265
I could be Muhammad Ali.
270
00:15:31,599 --> 00:15:33,233
I could be Muhammad Ali.
271
00:15:33,635 --> 00:15:35,737
You can get it,
you motherfucker!
272
00:15:35,770 --> 00:15:38,640
- I know we can.
- Hunter, Hunter, stop. Where have you been?
273
00:15:38,673 --> 00:15:40,140
I was in jail.
274
00:15:42,142 --> 00:15:44,411
You've been in jail?
Why didn't you call me?
275
00:15:44,445 --> 00:15:46,614
They didn't even give me
a phone call.
276
00:15:46,648 --> 00:15:49,617
This Whitmire motherfucker,
Undersheriff,
277
00:15:49,651 --> 00:15:52,554
Dig Nicholas, the whole works.
278
00:15:53,320 --> 00:15:55,456
- Fucked me hard.
- You're fucked up.
279
00:15:56,658 --> 00:15:58,425
I have news, good news.
280
00:16:00,127 --> 00:16:01,128
Rolling Stone called.
281
00:16:02,262 --> 00:16:03,263
What did they say?
282
00:16:04,398 --> 00:16:05,633
There's a plane ticket waiting
for you at the airport.
283
00:16:06,266 --> 00:16:07,502
You're going to San Francisco.
284
00:16:08,603 --> 00:16:11,138
I don't want to go to
San Fran... cisco.
285
00:16:11,673 --> 00:16:13,575
I want to focus on my book
286
00:16:14,475 --> 00:16:17,712
and I'm gonna just stay here
and work on the book.
287
00:16:19,379 --> 00:16:21,048
You're going to San Francisco.
288
00:16:21,816 --> 00:16:24,017
If you don't, Juan and I are.
289
00:16:24,384 --> 00:16:26,420
You and Juan
are going to San Francisco?
290
00:16:26,453 --> 00:16:28,422
- Oh, yeah.
- You look like you're bluffing.
291
00:16:31,559 --> 00:16:32,594
You're going.
292
00:16:33,126 --> 00:16:34,127
Of course I am.
293
00:17:10,130 --> 00:17:11,733
- Hey!
- Hunter, thanks for coming out.
294
00:17:11,766 --> 00:17:14,201
- Jann. John.
- It's pronounced "Yann,"
295
00:17:14,234 --> 00:17:15,369
pretty sure you already
knew that.
296
00:17:15,402 --> 00:17:17,304
My son, his name is Juan.
297
00:17:18,171 --> 00:17:20,107
- Nice to meet you, Han.
- Sit down, man, uh...
298
00:17:20,140 --> 00:17:21,809
How's it going?
Thanks for bringing me out.
299
00:17:22,175 --> 00:17:23,310
I just read the Derby piece.
300
00:17:23,477 --> 00:17:26,246
Love this subjective,
first person,
301
00:17:26,280 --> 00:17:28,550
crazy travelog thing
you got going on.
302
00:17:28,583 --> 00:17:30,785
- Yeah? You like it.
- What else you been working on?
303
00:17:30,818 --> 00:17:32,654
The last two years...
304
00:17:34,154 --> 00:17:36,558
working on this death of
the American Dream book
305
00:17:37,491 --> 00:17:40,127
and chasing the story,
306
00:17:40,160 --> 00:17:41,529
2,000 pages deep,
307
00:17:42,797 --> 00:17:44,097
I'm in Chicago
308
00:17:46,133 --> 00:17:48,268
and those fucking cops,
they beat the shit out of me so bad,
309
00:17:48,302 --> 00:17:51,639
gave me such a goddamn concussion that
my doctor tells me I can't work on
310
00:17:51,673 --> 00:17:53,373
any more long form journalism.
311
00:17:53,708 --> 00:17:55,375
So I'm writing articles.
312
00:17:55,577 --> 00:17:56,778
Long form, short form.
313
00:17:56,811 --> 00:17:59,313
You can write 500 words.
You can write 5,000.
314
00:17:59,346 --> 00:18:01,114
Just, uh, give me a pitch.
315
00:18:01,148 --> 00:18:02,517
What does Hunter Thompson
want to write?
316
00:18:03,216 --> 00:18:04,519
I got your pitch.
317
00:18:05,485 --> 00:18:07,254
Why mess with a proven formula?
318
00:18:07,287 --> 00:18:09,189
You could send me
across the country,
319
00:18:09,222 --> 00:18:11,391
spitting venomous
bullshit at all things
320
00:18:11,425 --> 00:18:13,126
that people love and respect.
321
00:18:13,160 --> 00:18:15,429
And I could go to
the Super Bowl, Mardi Gras,
322
00:18:15,462 --> 00:18:17,532
St. Patrick's Day parade,
America's Cup,
323
00:18:17,565 --> 00:18:20,133
the DNC convention,
maybe even Vegas.
324
00:18:20,668 --> 00:18:22,302
The only thing I can guarantee
325
00:18:23,170 --> 00:18:25,105
is that I'll come back with
fear and loathing.
326
00:18:26,541 --> 00:18:28,676
Well um, we're not really
in the business of
327
00:18:28,943 --> 00:18:31,579
sending writers out fishing
with massive expense tabs
328
00:18:31,613 --> 00:18:32,780
hoping they'll catch a story,
you know?
329
00:18:32,814 --> 00:18:34,015
- Yeah?
- We just can't afford it.
330
00:18:34,048 --> 00:18:37,885
But if we can narrow it down
a bit to something specific...
331
00:18:38,653 --> 00:18:41,789
Well... um...
332
00:18:42,322 --> 00:18:43,691
So you're not into those ideas.
333
00:18:44,191 --> 00:18:45,225
I mean, look.
334
00:18:46,393 --> 00:18:49,530
What about... the weird mechanics
of a hostile takeover bid
335
00:18:49,564 --> 00:18:50,565
of a small town?
336
00:18:51,699 --> 00:18:52,800
What's your angle?
337
00:18:52,834 --> 00:18:54,769
My angle is that
you're looking at
338
00:18:54,802 --> 00:18:57,705
the next Sheriff of
Pitkin County, Colorado.
339
00:18:57,739 --> 00:18:59,272
Oh, well who's going to
vote for you?
340
00:18:59,306 --> 00:19:00,708
Who isn't going to vote for me?
341
00:19:00,742 --> 00:19:02,577
All of your people are
going to vote for me.
342
00:19:02,610 --> 00:19:05,412
The weirdos, the wobblys,
the hippies, the heads,
343
00:19:05,445 --> 00:19:07,682
the bikers, pot heads,
progressives.
344
00:19:07,715 --> 00:19:09,182
Most of all, the freaks.
345
00:19:09,517 --> 00:19:11,886
- The freaks?
- You should see the freaks.
346
00:19:11,919 --> 00:19:13,921
They're everywhere
and they can vote.
347
00:19:13,955 --> 00:19:15,222
People forget that.
348
00:19:17,825 --> 00:19:19,794
500 bucks for 5,000 words.
349
00:19:19,994 --> 00:19:21,194
Deal.
350
00:19:34,441 --> 00:19:38,445
This could change everything. No more
rejection letters, and no more spec articles.
351
00:19:38,478 --> 00:19:40,515
I could become
a full-time columnist.
352
00:19:46,386 --> 00:19:47,387
It's a good idea.
353
00:19:49,289 --> 00:19:50,390
You were right, Sandy.
354
00:19:52,694 --> 00:19:53,761
You were right.
355
00:20:02,302 --> 00:20:03,738
How much does the Sheriff make?
356
00:20:04,939 --> 00:20:07,742
8,000 dollars a year.
357
00:20:08,976 --> 00:20:12,245
Okay, so you'd still get
to write things,
358
00:20:12,980 --> 00:20:15,348
- like parking tickets.
- Oh!
359
00:20:15,650 --> 00:20:16,884
My wife.
360
00:20:16,918 --> 00:20:18,586
My wife with the knife.
361
00:20:49,316 --> 00:20:51,318
Power is our priority.
362
00:20:51,351 --> 00:20:52,887
These swine must be broken,
363
00:20:52,920 --> 00:20:55,455
fucked and driven from the land.
364
00:20:55,723 --> 00:20:57,290
All right, so what's the plan,
Hunter?
365
00:20:57,324 --> 00:20:59,459
We're gonna stop those
ski pants in their tracks.
366
00:20:59,761 --> 00:21:01,829
Well, what are we supposed to
do, man? The system's rigged.
367
00:21:01,863 --> 00:21:03,430
We don't vote because
there's nothing we can do.
368
00:21:03,463 --> 00:21:04,699
I mean, look what
happened to Kennedy.
369
00:21:04,732 --> 00:21:06,466
Peggy, wake up.
370
00:21:07,869 --> 00:21:09,369
I'm running for Sheriff.
371
00:21:09,904 --> 00:21:11,739
We are going to start
a third party.
372
00:21:12,840 --> 00:21:13,841
God, Hunter.
373
00:21:14,942 --> 00:21:16,010
- Sounds like fun.
- It sounds like a lot of work.
374
00:21:16,811 --> 00:21:18,445
You're at the bar
all day already.
375
00:21:18,478 --> 00:21:20,815
Hey, I'm here to bail out Joker
376
00:21:20,848 --> 00:21:22,016
and the rest of those freaks.
377
00:21:33,360 --> 00:21:34,529
You really want to
start a third party
378
00:21:34,562 --> 00:21:35,997
or do you just want to
start a party?
379
00:21:36,030 --> 00:21:38,633
I mean, it's going to be
really fun, but no,
380
00:21:38,666 --> 00:21:39,934
I'm dead fucking serious.
381
00:21:39,967 --> 00:21:41,736
I mean, the house has been
prime for the taking.
382
00:21:41,969 --> 00:21:43,671
It's a crazy plan, Hunter.
383
00:21:43,704 --> 00:21:45,338
It's not a crazy plan.
384
00:21:45,673 --> 00:21:46,674
Fuck you.
385
00:21:47,074 --> 00:21:48,075
Joker.
386
00:21:48,810 --> 00:21:49,777
Yeah, brother.
387
00:21:50,745 --> 00:21:52,345
All right, Hunter, what do
you need from me?
388
00:21:52,379 --> 00:21:53,648
I need you to make the posters.
389
00:21:53,681 --> 00:21:55,650
- Are you down?
- You're really sincere?
390
00:21:55,683 --> 00:21:56,851
I'm sincere.
Come on.
391
00:21:57,718 --> 00:21:58,820
Let's do it.
392
00:21:58,853 --> 00:22:00,721
All right. If you're serious,
I'm in.
393
00:22:00,755 --> 00:22:02,489
- You know I'm in.
- Good.
394
00:22:02,757 --> 00:22:04,859
Propaganda.
I'm in.
395
00:22:13,100 --> 00:22:16,037
Time to unite
the freak kingdom.
396
00:22:17,638 --> 00:22:19,472
All the decisions we make
should be recorded
397
00:22:19,507 --> 00:22:20,875
and available
in the public library
398
00:22:20,908 --> 00:22:22,910
for anybody to listen to.
No backroom dealing.
399
00:22:22,944 --> 00:22:26,047
Mike has generously
offered the bar
400
00:22:26,080 --> 00:22:27,615
as our campaign headquarters.
401
00:22:27,648 --> 00:22:29,449
And as well as using the bar
for the campaign,
402
00:22:29,482 --> 00:22:30,852
we'll do a Freak Power
Happy Hour.
403
00:22:30,885 --> 00:22:32,086
- Freak Power Happy Hour?
- Yeah.
404
00:22:32,119 --> 00:22:33,521
Yeah, and we'll take
10 percent of that
405
00:22:33,554 --> 00:22:34,722
and throw it into the war chest.
406
00:22:34,755 --> 00:22:36,489
- Why do we need money?
- Airtime.
407
00:22:36,757 --> 00:22:37,992
I think we can run
this campaign for free.
408
00:22:38,025 --> 00:22:40,460
- I think that's the revolution.
- No, no, no, no, no.
409
00:22:40,493 --> 00:22:43,564
We need to run propaganda
that will make the fatbacks
410
00:22:43,598 --> 00:22:46,167
fear waking up every morning
and putting on their radio.
411
00:22:46,200 --> 00:22:47,768
- Aye, aye.
- Yes.
412
00:22:47,802 --> 00:22:49,971
And while we're on the subject
of flogging the noggins,
413
00:22:50,137 --> 00:22:52,106
when I imagine
your campaign poster
414
00:22:52,139 --> 00:22:54,575
I see this giant cyclops owl
415
00:22:54,609 --> 00:22:57,979
with drips coming
out of its face and talons.
416
00:22:58,012 --> 00:22:59,513
You know, I had a dream
the other night
417
00:22:59,780 --> 00:23:02,884
and I pictured a giant
two-thumbed red fist
418
00:23:02,917 --> 00:23:04,752
clenching a peyote button.
419
00:23:04,986 --> 00:23:06,954
- Ooh.
- Okay. All right.
420
00:23:06,988 --> 00:23:09,924
We have two weeks left until
registration closes.
421
00:23:09,957 --> 00:23:12,059
We need all 844 of our people
422
00:23:12,093 --> 00:23:13,694
to be registered
by October second,
423
00:23:13,728 --> 00:23:14,595
and that's not even
the hard part.
424
00:23:14,629 --> 00:23:16,463
Then we need to get them
to stick around
425
00:23:16,496 --> 00:23:17,565
until November to vote.
426
00:23:18,699 --> 00:23:20,968
And this is the location of all
the freaks in town.
427
00:23:21,002 --> 00:23:22,703
We don't need anyone to
clean up to vote.
428
00:23:22,737 --> 00:23:24,972
They can vote dirty or naked as
long as they turn up.
429
00:23:25,239 --> 00:23:29,476
And do it quietly. We don't want to
scare the boujees into a counter attack.
430
00:23:29,877 --> 00:23:31,444
What are you, in high school?
431
00:23:31,478 --> 00:23:33,047
You can't even vote
until you're 21.
432
00:23:33,080 --> 00:23:34,447
Yeah, but maybe if Hunter wins,
433
00:23:34,481 --> 00:23:35,883
he can get me out of
going to Vietnam.
434
00:23:37,450 --> 00:23:39,954
That's right, Young Wood. Worst case
scenario, I will drive you to Canada.
435
00:23:42,857 --> 00:23:44,491
One of the main
things I've learned out here
436
00:23:44,525 --> 00:23:47,695
is that there are all kinds of
very able people wandering around
437
00:23:47,728 --> 00:23:49,563
with no place to use
their energy.
438
00:23:50,932 --> 00:23:52,934
If we can put this unused
energy to work,
439
00:23:53,500 --> 00:23:55,770
we'll have a hell
of a tool on our hands.
440
00:23:57,772 --> 00:24:00,908
Our movement was
a strange combination
441
00:24:00,942 --> 00:24:03,978
of Woodstock vibrations,
new left activism,
442
00:24:04,011 --> 00:24:06,914
and basic
Jeffersonian democracy
443
00:24:07,114 --> 00:24:10,584
with strong echoes of
the Boston Tea Party ethic.
444
00:24:10,818 --> 00:24:12,820
Three words,
Hunter S. Thompson.
445
00:24:12,853 --> 00:24:14,255
I was wondering
if I could talk to you
446
00:24:14,288 --> 00:24:16,991
about Hunter Thompson's run
for Sheriff of Aspen?
447
00:24:17,024 --> 00:24:18,592
I'm Hunter S. Thompson
and I'm running for Sheriff.
448
00:24:18,626 --> 00:24:20,561
Are you guys interested in
registering to vote?
449
00:24:20,594 --> 00:24:22,530
This blue line represents
the Democratic voters.
450
00:24:22,563 --> 00:24:24,865
We've got 920 of those
registered in Pitkin County
451
00:24:24,899 --> 00:24:27,467
and then 1,102 Republicans.
452
00:24:27,768 --> 00:24:30,171
And as of right now
the Independents
453
00:24:30,204 --> 00:24:32,606
are all the way down
here in the 700s.
454
00:24:32,807 --> 00:24:35,042
These Democrats, man,
they're DOA, okay?
455
00:24:35,076 --> 00:24:36,277
Two party system's out.
456
00:24:36,310 --> 00:24:37,778
Are you guys gonna
register to vote?
457
00:24:37,812 --> 00:24:38,779
I don't know, man.
458
00:24:38,813 --> 00:24:41,115
Voting's just one of those
things that, like,
459
00:24:41,816 --> 00:24:44,118
not everybody does, you know
what I'm sayin'?
460
00:24:44,151 --> 00:24:46,921
So we're starting a new party.
Are you interested in registering to vote?
461
00:24:47,621 --> 00:24:49,757
- No? I'm running for Sheriff.
- No.
462
00:24:49,790 --> 00:24:52,059
- No, not really into it.
- No? You don't want to register?
463
00:24:52,093 --> 00:24:53,761
- Not really.
- No, sorry.
464
00:24:53,794 --> 00:24:54,996
I'm just here for the party.
465
00:24:55,029 --> 00:24:57,531
Really? All right.
Be a fuckin' slave then.
466
00:24:58,265 --> 00:25:00,835
Aspen is full of
freaks and weird night people
467
00:25:00,868 --> 00:25:03,004
of every description,
but most of them
468
00:25:03,037 --> 00:25:05,706
would prefer jail or
the bastinado
469
00:25:05,906 --> 00:25:08,642
to the horror of actually
registering to vote.
470
00:25:08,676 --> 00:25:11,245
You got no power,
you're powerless.
471
00:25:11,278 --> 00:25:12,747
All right, keep goin'.
472
00:25:19,353 --> 00:25:21,288
- I got six.
- Oh, well,
473
00:25:21,322 --> 00:25:24,759
I got a grand total of four.
474
00:25:25,026 --> 00:25:26,694
We got 10 at the bar.
475
00:25:26,961 --> 00:25:30,598
I got six, which means an
average of one person an hour.
476
00:25:30,631 --> 00:25:33,834
I mean, what did we think? We were going to
wave a magic wand and get Hunter elected?
477
00:25:33,868 --> 00:25:36,570
We need to shock them out of
their political complacency.
478
00:25:36,604 --> 00:25:38,706
A savage and mind-bending campaign
479
00:25:38,739 --> 00:25:40,041
with no quarter given.
480
00:25:40,341 --> 00:25:43,878
Our posters must torture
the outer limits
481
00:25:43,911 --> 00:25:45,279
of political gall.
482
00:25:45,312 --> 00:25:47,748
Our platform so
massively unsuitable
483
00:25:47,782 --> 00:25:51,152
and yet perfectly sensible that
the good citizens of Aspen
484
00:25:51,185 --> 00:25:53,621
will try to rush us
out like lepers
485
00:25:54,021 --> 00:25:56,157
and the most apolitical
drug children
486
00:25:56,190 --> 00:25:58,125
of the most degenerate
outer communes
487
00:25:58,159 --> 00:26:02,630
will come rushing to our defense
saying I must vote.
488
00:26:02,663 --> 00:26:06,901
What we need, what we are is Freak Power.
489
00:26:06,934 --> 00:26:08,803
- Freak Power.
- Freak Power, man.
490
00:26:09,336 --> 00:26:11,906
I think that we should ride
this wave of votes
491
00:26:11,939 --> 00:26:13,741
that you're going to get to do
492
00:26:13,774 --> 00:26:15,876
some creative ballot measures
alongside, you know.
493
00:26:15,910 --> 00:26:18,112
Put an end to this highway
they keep talking about,
494
00:26:18,145 --> 00:26:20,981
or use zoning against
the greed heads for once.
495
00:26:21,015 --> 00:26:22,850
Like generally make it
harder to build
496
00:26:22,883 --> 00:26:24,385
a tar pit next to our river.
497
00:26:24,418 --> 00:26:25,520
You know what would
be really great
498
00:26:25,554 --> 00:26:28,956
is if we could come up with some
kind of ballot measure
499
00:26:28,989 --> 00:26:31,158
that actually got
the long-hairs to show up
500
00:26:31,192 --> 00:26:33,928
and actually pay attention to
that part of the ballot.
501
00:26:52,046 --> 00:26:55,082
Tentative platform, 1970.
502
00:26:55,916 --> 00:26:57,918
We will sod the streets
at once.
503
00:26:58,319 --> 00:27:01,122
Rip up all city streets
with jackhammers
504
00:27:01,155 --> 00:27:04,391
and use the junk
asphalt after melting
505
00:27:04,425 --> 00:27:07,328
to create a huge parking and
auto storage lot
506
00:27:07,828 --> 00:27:09,330
on the outskirts of town.
507
00:27:14,101 --> 00:27:16,203
We will change the name Aspen
508
00:27:16,237 --> 00:27:18,939
by public referendum
to Fat City.
509
00:27:21,742 --> 00:27:26,680
- What for?
- To prevent land rapers, greed heads and human jackals
510
00:27:27,181 --> 00:27:29,316
from capitalizing on
the name Aspen.
511
00:27:29,350 --> 00:27:31,218
Young Ed Wood over here will now
512
00:27:31,252 --> 00:27:33,187
be attending
Fat City High School.
513
00:27:33,988 --> 00:27:36,056
- Fat City Liquor.
- Ski Fat City?
514
00:27:36,090 --> 00:27:38,826
Aspen, Colorado
would no longer exist,
515
00:27:38,859 --> 00:27:41,162
and the psychic
alterations of this change
516
00:27:41,195 --> 00:27:43,297
would be massive
in the world of commerce.
517
00:27:43,330 --> 00:27:44,732
Ski Fat City.
518
00:27:46,934 --> 00:27:49,036
Drug sales must be controlled.
519
00:27:49,069 --> 00:27:51,906
My first act as Sheriff
will be to install
520
00:27:51,939 --> 00:27:55,309
on the courthouse lawn,
a bastinado platform
521
00:27:55,342 --> 00:27:57,945
and a set of stocks
in order to punish
522
00:27:57,978 --> 00:28:00,848
dishonest dope dealers
in a proper public fashion.
523
00:28:01,849 --> 00:28:03,951
Hunter Thompson's promising
affordable housing
524
00:28:03,984 --> 00:28:04,985
to all locals for life.
525
00:28:05,019 --> 00:28:07,721
He plans on banning
automobiles from downtown.
526
00:28:07,755 --> 00:28:09,723
Aren't you sick of being
harassed by the police?
527
00:28:09,757 --> 00:28:11,392
So do something about it. Vote.
528
00:28:11,425 --> 00:28:13,294
If you get caught with a doobie
twice in Colorado,
529
00:28:13,327 --> 00:28:15,029
they can give you
the death penalty right now.
530
00:28:15,062 --> 00:28:16,631
Cops should never be
armed in public.
531
00:28:16,665 --> 00:28:20,034
By this approach,
making hundreds or even thousands
532
00:28:20,067 --> 00:28:21,969
of individuals
personally responsible
533
00:28:22,002 --> 00:28:24,705
for protecting the animals,
fish and birds who live here,
534
00:28:24,872 --> 00:28:27,308
we would create a sort of
de facto game preserve
535
00:28:27,341 --> 00:28:29,777
without the harsh restrictions
536
00:28:29,810 --> 00:28:31,845
that will necessarily
be forced on us
537
00:28:31,879 --> 00:28:33,347
if these blood thirsty geeks
538
00:28:33,380 --> 00:28:35,149
keep swarming
in here each autumn
539
00:28:35,182 --> 00:28:37,885
to shoot everything they see.
540
00:28:37,918 --> 00:28:39,486
- So we can count on your vote?
- Yeah.
541
00:28:39,853 --> 00:28:41,288
Yeah. I'm... I'm voting
for Hunter.
542
00:28:41,322 --> 00:28:43,157
- I'll vote for Hunter.
- Sign us up.
543
00:28:43,190 --> 00:28:44,758
I'm voting for Hunter Thompson.
544
00:28:44,792 --> 00:28:46,293
- Fat City.
- Fat City.
545
00:28:46,827 --> 00:28:48,462
Fat City!
546
00:28:56,036 --> 00:28:57,304
Have you seen this?
547
00:28:57,338 --> 00:28:59,073
Um, yes, I have seen 'em.
548
00:28:59,106 --> 00:29:00,474
But I believe it's best
we just leave 'em alone.
549
00:29:00,508 --> 00:29:02,209
- He's more trouble than...
- Take it down, Carol.
550
00:29:02,243 --> 00:29:05,246
- ...he's worth. What?
- Every last poster, take it down.
551
00:29:05,279 --> 00:29:06,981
Mayor, what you're seeing
in front of you here
552
00:29:07,014 --> 00:29:09,049
- is the freedom of speech.
- All right, all right. Get out.
553
00:29:09,551 --> 00:29:11,352
- I can't hear it. Go.
- All right.
554
00:29:13,020 --> 00:29:15,022
Oh. This is a cross-section of
peyote in the center.
555
00:29:15,055 --> 00:29:17,024
- Get out, Carol.
- All right.
556
00:29:23,330 --> 00:29:24,965
Uh, lower.
557
00:29:25,199 --> 00:29:26,367
Keep goin'.
558
00:29:26,967 --> 00:29:28,202
What are you doing?
559
00:29:28,235 --> 00:29:30,904
Oh, 72 of our voters
were disqualified.
560
00:29:31,839 --> 00:29:34,975
- Did they tell you why?
- Some of them forgot to write their age.
561
00:29:35,009 --> 00:29:36,176
Some of them don't live here.
562
00:29:36,210 --> 00:29:38,212
Someone wrote their
name in as Teepee Bob?
563
00:29:38,245 --> 00:29:40,180
I don't think those are valid reasons.
Okay. Come with me.
564
00:29:40,214 --> 00:29:41,516
I think we should go
to the library.
565
00:29:41,549 --> 00:29:43,017
It's Freak Power Happy Hour.
566
00:29:43,217 --> 00:29:44,985
Yeah. We were just
gonna get drinks.
567
00:29:54,461 --> 00:29:56,130
Parker's squad is in
the library.
568
00:29:56,163 --> 00:29:57,431
Who cares?
569
00:29:57,464 --> 00:29:59,099
It's not their place.
Let's go get 'em.
570
00:30:01,603 --> 00:30:04,506
- Show me your hands. Hand up, eyes up.
- Hands!
571
00:30:04,539 --> 00:30:06,273
Oh, is that Thompson?
572
00:30:06,940 --> 00:30:09,076
- Peggy.
- Ooh, you got us, Ricks.
573
00:30:09,109 --> 00:30:10,944
This is a library for
Aspen residents,
574
00:30:10,978 --> 00:30:13,213
this is not a library for
transient journalists.
575
00:30:13,247 --> 00:30:14,616
You are the corniest man
I've ever met.
576
00:30:14,649 --> 00:30:17,217
You know you can't write, Thompson.
Peggy, what are you doing here?
577
00:30:17,251 --> 00:30:19,486
We're researching a story,
Ricks. You want the front page?
578
00:30:20,287 --> 00:30:22,389
Why are you hanging out with
Peggy so much, Thompson?
579
00:30:22,423 --> 00:30:25,092
- Whole towns wondering.
- She's my campaign manager.
580
00:30:25,125 --> 00:30:26,528
I mean, are you gonna
arrest us or what?
581
00:30:26,561 --> 00:30:28,530
Let me get back to fucking
reading and doing my job.
582
00:30:28,563 --> 00:30:29,830
If you're resisting, I will.
583
00:30:30,064 --> 00:30:31,899
Resisting?
Come on, man.
584
00:30:31,932 --> 00:30:34,368
Let us get back to work.
Stop wasting our time.
585
00:30:34,401 --> 00:30:37,071
Let's go deputy, 'cause
they're doing nothing wrong,
586
00:30:37,104 --> 00:30:40,207
but someday you will be
doing something wrong,
587
00:30:40,240 --> 00:30:43,177
and I will make a point of it.
588
00:30:43,210 --> 00:30:47,014
I am not fuckin' around.
589
00:30:47,948 --> 00:30:50,150
Are those uniforms even
government issued?
590
00:30:50,552 --> 00:30:51,919
Fuck you!
591
00:30:55,255 --> 00:30:57,858
If this is our competition,
I think...
592
00:30:58,959 --> 00:31:01,061
we can call it a night.
593
00:31:07,968 --> 00:31:11,905
The system has a built
in wipe-down mechanism for
594
00:31:11,939 --> 00:31:14,375
dealing with unwanted
challengers,
595
00:31:14,609 --> 00:31:18,379
political and legal roadblocks
which deny innovation.
596
00:31:19,113 --> 00:31:20,648
This person lives in a teepee.
597
00:31:20,682 --> 00:31:22,517
He lives in his gosh darn car.
598
00:31:22,550 --> 00:31:24,385
She just came back from
college to vote.
599
00:31:24,418 --> 00:31:25,419
He has no driver's license.
600
00:31:25,452 --> 00:31:28,155
He's a seasonal employee.
He's a ski instructor.
601
00:31:28,355 --> 00:31:30,324
They're just passing through.
They don't belong.
602
00:31:31,258 --> 00:31:33,661
But our system of
government was in fact designed
603
00:31:33,695 --> 00:31:37,297
for change and it was time we
made us of that very design.
604
00:31:38,132 --> 00:31:40,702
All in all we found 72
disqualified voters.
605
00:31:40,735 --> 00:31:42,403
Excuse me, wait. Excuse me.
606
00:31:42,436 --> 00:31:43,705
Sorry, nope.
607
00:31:43,738 --> 00:31:44,706
And I'll be recording.
608
00:31:44,739 --> 00:31:46,508
I'd like you to take
a look at this.
609
00:31:47,975 --> 00:31:49,143
Yeah, as you can see here.
610
00:31:49,176 --> 00:31:52,980
you don't need to establish
physical residency in Aspen
611
00:31:53,013 --> 00:31:55,416
nor do you need a valid ID.
612
00:31:56,116 --> 00:31:59,486
And then here it says
very clearly
613
00:31:59,521 --> 00:32:02,423
that any person
who files a frivolous claim
614
00:32:02,456 --> 00:32:04,358
against another
person's right to vote
615
00:32:04,391 --> 00:32:06,561
commits a misdemeanor
in the first degree.
616
00:32:07,762 --> 00:32:10,497
Sheriff Whitmire,
it seems as if you've just
617
00:32:10,532 --> 00:32:12,099
witnessed them commit, uh,
618
00:32:12,132 --> 00:32:15,537
10 first degree
misdemeanors apiece.
619
00:32:16,136 --> 00:32:19,973
Each of which carries a 30-dollar
fine or 30 days in jail.
620
00:32:20,007 --> 00:32:21,975
Fine.
You get what you want.
621
00:32:22,644 --> 00:32:25,613
You can keep the 72
voters on the rolls
622
00:32:25,647 --> 00:32:28,415
and we'll get on with
business as usual.
623
00:32:28,449 --> 00:32:30,284
No Eve, I can't let you do that.
624
00:32:30,685 --> 00:32:35,088
Folks, you will be arraigned
in two weeks from today
625
00:32:35,122 --> 00:32:37,592
in front of the city magistrate.
Is that understood?
626
00:32:37,625 --> 00:32:38,726
Okay, enough.
627
00:32:38,760 --> 00:32:40,562
I have stood by you
all these years
628
00:32:40,595 --> 00:32:44,231
and if you think I'm gonna
sit by and let you turn on me,
629
00:32:44,264 --> 00:32:47,067
- you've got another thing coming.
- This is bullshit, Carol.
630
00:32:47,100 --> 00:32:48,636
Just because it's law doesn't
mean that you have
631
00:32:48,670 --> 00:32:50,370
to follow it if it's stupid.
632
00:32:50,404 --> 00:32:52,607
You've seen these transients
come into our town.
633
00:32:52,640 --> 00:32:54,441
You've seen what they've
done to our youth.
634
00:32:54,475 --> 00:32:56,376
You are no longer fit
to be Sheriff,
635
00:32:56,410 --> 00:32:59,980
and that is why I will resign
and run against you.
636
00:33:00,815 --> 00:33:02,149
What?
637
00:33:03,751 --> 00:33:05,419
Everybody get out of my office.
638
00:33:05,452 --> 00:33:07,020
Now. Everybody out.
639
00:33:08,055 --> 00:33:09,056
Success.
640
00:33:09,657 --> 00:33:10,758
I got it all here.
641
00:33:18,533 --> 00:33:21,201
So we got our 72 votes back
642
00:33:21,235 --> 00:33:25,105
and contrary to a lifetime
of experiences,
643
00:33:26,106 --> 00:33:29,243
the law might actually
be on my side.
644
00:33:29,711 --> 00:33:31,311
It's not just the 72.
645
00:33:31,746 --> 00:33:33,046
It's not just the 72.
646
00:33:33,080 --> 00:33:34,582
Ricks is running
against Whitmire.
647
00:33:35,282 --> 00:33:37,552
Those idiots have split the
entire electorate.
648
00:33:39,621 --> 00:33:41,455
Barr any major fuck-ups,
a month from now
649
00:33:41,488 --> 00:33:43,156
we're gonna be running
the town of Aspen.
650
00:34:17,625 --> 00:34:18,826
Private property.
651
00:34:20,562 --> 00:34:21,663
Yeah.
652
00:34:21,696 --> 00:34:22,797
And don't come back!
653
00:34:23,430 --> 00:34:24,832
The countdown is on us.
654
00:34:25,265 --> 00:34:28,201
I can feel it,
an iceberg of loose ends
655
00:34:28,636 --> 00:34:31,405
is about to flip over and
dump all these freaks
656
00:34:31,438 --> 00:34:34,542
out of hiding for a national
nervous breakdown
657
00:34:34,909 --> 00:34:37,244
with nothing sacred and
no-holds-barred
658
00:34:37,277 --> 00:34:40,147
and God's mercy on all those
left out in the open.
659
00:34:44,819 --> 00:34:46,453
We're trying to get
together a list
660
00:34:46,486 --> 00:34:49,624
of endorsement for
Hunter Thompson for Sheriff
661
00:34:49,657 --> 00:34:51,358
and put it on the radio.
662
00:34:51,559 --> 00:34:52,760
Uh, would you be up for that?
663
00:34:53,928 --> 00:34:55,897
Hunter Thompson
is the only candidate
664
00:34:55,930 --> 00:34:58,298
who has the imagination
and intelligence
665
00:34:58,332 --> 00:35:00,568
to be a law
enforcement executive.
666
00:35:00,935 --> 00:35:02,604
Elect Hunter Thompson Sheriff.
667
00:35:02,904 --> 00:35:05,405
If you don't want that person
in our government.
668
00:35:05,439 --> 00:35:07,240
We're a clean town
that the tourist
669
00:35:07,274 --> 00:35:08,876
is not afraid to come to Aspen.
670
00:35:09,309 --> 00:35:10,712
If Hunter Thompson wins,
671
00:35:10,745 --> 00:35:13,146
we're gonna have murders here.
672
00:35:13,948 --> 00:35:15,883
Hit it, Joker.
673
00:35:16,249 --> 00:35:17,585
Time is running out.
674
00:35:17,619 --> 00:35:19,754
The nation's freaks are
no longer willing
675
00:35:19,787 --> 00:35:23,591
to stand politely by,
incredulous at the disparity
676
00:35:23,625 --> 00:35:27,762
between what could be done
and what is being done.
677
00:35:28,428 --> 00:35:30,263
So why are you doing this?
678
00:35:30,297 --> 00:35:31,933
For the look on Whitmire's face
679
00:35:31,966 --> 00:35:34,836
when I call him my
long-haired opponent.
680
00:35:36,537 --> 00:35:37,939
Good as new.
681
00:35:37,972 --> 00:35:38,973
Thank you, Joker.
682
00:35:39,007 --> 00:35:41,441
Absolutely.
Thanks for bailing me out.
683
00:35:46,914 --> 00:35:48,516
- Savings on...
- Mac...
684
00:35:58,593 --> 00:36:00,561
It's coming on, it's coming on.
685
00:36:00,595 --> 00:36:02,462
All right, here we go,
here we go, here it is.
686
00:36:02,496 --> 00:36:06,500
And this is 10 dollars
for you from all of us at the hospital.
687
00:36:06,534 --> 00:36:09,737
I appreciate that.
Every dollar counts. Thank you.
688
00:36:09,771 --> 00:36:11,204
You guys are doing
great tonight,
689
00:36:11,506 --> 00:36:13,206
and I have a special
guest for you.
690
00:36:13,240 --> 00:36:14,341
Um, come on out.
691
00:36:14,374 --> 00:36:16,309
- Hello, Aspen, Pitkin County.
- Undersheriff...
692
00:36:16,644 --> 00:36:18,378
- Thank you, Eve.
- Yes.
693
00:36:18,412 --> 00:36:20,948
Former Undersheriff Ricks
is joining us.
694
00:36:20,982 --> 00:36:24,484
He is running against
Carol Whitmire
695
00:36:24,519 --> 00:36:26,286
for Sheriff of Pitkin County.
696
00:36:26,319 --> 00:36:27,955
Well thank you Eve for
having me this evening.
697
00:36:27,989 --> 00:36:29,189
I'm very excited.
698
00:36:29,222 --> 00:36:31,693
Okay. And what does
your plan look like?
699
00:36:31,726 --> 00:36:34,327
Whitmire could not get
the transient,
700
00:36:34,361 --> 00:36:36,229
long-haired hippies
out of town,
701
00:36:36,496 --> 00:36:39,600
but us blue collar men with
our shovels and our pickaxes,
702
00:36:39,634 --> 00:36:42,269
we will promise to
clean this town up.
703
00:36:42,302 --> 00:36:43,671
- Oh, dear.
- It's an exciting time...
704
00:36:43,705 --> 00:36:44,872
Okay. Let's take another call.
705
00:36:44,906 --> 00:36:47,407
- ...in Aspen.
- Thank you for your support.
706
00:36:47,441 --> 00:36:49,944
Huh-hey, uh, this Bud Screw.
707
00:36:49,977 --> 00:36:52,412
I'm down by the school
handing out Quaalude
708
00:36:52,446 --> 00:36:53,981
- to all the kiddies.
- I'm sorry.
709
00:36:54,015 --> 00:36:55,750
- Oh, another one.
- That was weird.
710
00:36:55,783 --> 00:36:57,819
- Hello?
- Hello, Miss Eve?
711
00:36:57,852 --> 00:37:01,522
Um, I found your broomstick
and it reeks of Whitmire.
712
00:37:01,556 --> 00:37:02,890
Peggy Clifford, Aspen Times.
713
00:37:02,924 --> 00:37:04,892
I was wondering, is this
a fundraiser to bail out
714
00:37:04,926 --> 00:37:07,494
your seven friends who were
arrested for election fraud?
715
00:37:08,428 --> 00:37:10,698
Is anyone screening these calls?
716
00:37:10,732 --> 00:37:12,299
That's... that's that
Thompson crew.
717
00:37:12,700 --> 00:37:13,701
This is nonsense.
718
00:37:15,103 --> 00:37:17,237
And I can tell you one thing,
they're not gonna stop at prank calls.
719
00:37:17,471 --> 00:37:19,406
They're going to show up at
the ballot boxes.
720
00:37:19,439 --> 00:37:21,475
We're not gonna take it
in Aspen.
721
00:37:21,509 --> 00:37:23,343
We're not gonna take it
in Pitkin County.
722
00:37:23,376 --> 00:37:24,746
You guys need to show up
and vote.
723
00:37:27,481 --> 00:37:28,616
- Hello?
- Hello.
724
00:37:28,983 --> 00:37:30,918
This is Martin Boreman.
725
00:37:31,318 --> 00:37:32,486
Thank you
for your call...
726
00:37:33,921 --> 00:37:36,891
I believe the
Undersheriff's plan to form a posse
727
00:37:37,525 --> 00:37:41,294
is the final solution to
Aspen's hippie problem.
728
00:37:41,863 --> 00:37:46,433
What we need is an excuse to
access the weapons
729
00:37:46,466 --> 00:37:47,969
that he is stockpiling.
730
00:37:48,468 --> 00:37:52,039
What we need is a flat out
ding dong riot.
731
00:37:52,439 --> 00:37:53,541
Heil-ho Mire!
732
00:37:53,574 --> 00:37:55,442
We're gonna
cut to commercial.
733
00:37:55,475 --> 00:37:57,344
- Let's cut to commercial.
- It was probably one of those hippies with...
734
00:38:03,785 --> 00:38:06,654
Hunter Thompson is a
moralist posing as an immoralist.
735
00:38:12,927 --> 00:38:14,729
...whoever gets elected.
736
00:38:14,762 --> 00:38:15,963
But Hunter represents
something...
737
00:38:15,997 --> 00:38:17,865
Good job, Young Wood!
738
00:38:17,899 --> 00:38:19,767
Young Wood on the camera!
739
00:38:20,034 --> 00:38:23,004
Young Wood!
740
00:38:23,638 --> 00:38:25,673
The only thing
against him is he's a visionary.
741
00:38:26,073 --> 00:38:27,742
He wants too pure a world.
742
00:38:29,877 --> 00:38:31,979
The preceding
a paid political announcement
743
00:38:32,479 --> 00:38:34,115
by the Thompson for
Sheriff Brigade.
744
00:38:36,449 --> 00:38:38,519
These are real people
with real lives.
745
00:38:39,654 --> 00:38:42,455
If this is a joke,
you should drop out.
746
00:38:42,890 --> 00:38:44,357
Now. Like right now.
747
00:38:44,525 --> 00:38:45,827
It's the best of both worlds.
748
00:38:46,661 --> 00:38:48,930
I write the article,
I win Sheriff.
749
00:38:50,397 --> 00:38:52,700
I mean, it's a good
ending to the story.
750
00:38:53,668 --> 00:38:54,669
Trust me.
751
00:38:55,069 --> 00:38:56,336
I do.
752
00:38:56,737 --> 00:38:59,073
- Sort of.
- Until the wheels fall off.
753
00:40:18,920 --> 00:40:19,921
Are you okay?
754
00:40:29,797 --> 00:40:31,532
Should we shut this party down?
755
00:40:32,533 --> 00:40:35,503
Hunter, you can't
shut this down.
756
00:40:35,536 --> 00:40:37,738
You bought the ticket,
you've gotta take the ride.
757
00:40:39,106 --> 00:40:42,843
There aren't enough freaks to
vote for me to win.
758
00:40:42,877 --> 00:40:44,145
There aren't enough of them.
759
00:40:44,178 --> 00:40:47,982
Freaks are anyone who
isn't making
760
00:40:48,015 --> 00:40:51,118
a million dollars by selling their
neighbor's land out from under them.
761
00:40:52,019 --> 00:40:53,921
It's the good and
respectable folks
762
00:40:53,955 --> 00:40:55,656
who just want to raise
their family here
763
00:40:55,690 --> 00:40:58,259
without being told what to do
by a bunch of corporate suits.
764
00:40:58,292 --> 00:41:00,995
And I have much more in
common with them
765
00:41:01,028 --> 00:41:03,698
than those other people,
you know, I do.
766
00:41:03,731 --> 00:41:06,934
I mean, hunting, freedom,
fucking liberty, justice,
767
00:41:06,968 --> 00:41:08,536
stay the fuck off my property.
768
00:41:08,569 --> 00:41:12,039
Walk into the Red Onion and tell them
exactly what you just said to me because
769
00:41:12,073 --> 00:41:14,008
what they don't realize is
that they're freaks
770
00:41:14,041 --> 00:41:15,076
and if they don't get on board,
771
00:41:16,243 --> 00:41:17,712
their Aspen isn't going to be
around very much longer.
772
00:41:17,745 --> 00:41:19,013
All right, so we hit
the Red Onion,
773
00:41:19,046 --> 00:41:21,649
we hit the retirement homes,
we hit the cowboys,
774
00:41:23,217 --> 00:41:24,484
and we give it to 'em.
775
00:41:26,153 --> 00:41:27,555
I gotta get out of here.
776
00:41:36,864 --> 00:41:39,000
The rising tide
is a far bigger thing
777
00:41:39,033 --> 00:41:43,504
than any ephemeral argument
about peace or drugs or hair.
778
00:41:44,271 --> 00:41:46,107
We're going to deal with
the buggers head on
779
00:41:46,140 --> 00:41:48,609
and on their own turf
and beat them.
780
00:41:51,912 --> 00:41:54,749
What does Freak Power mean?
Is it some kind of code?
781
00:41:54,782 --> 00:41:56,851
Uh, Freak Power, you know,
782
00:41:56,884 --> 00:41:59,754
it's a crude piece of
political theater.
783
00:41:59,787 --> 00:42:02,757
This works, maybe too
well at the expense
784
00:42:02,990 --> 00:42:04,058
of the serious action.
785
00:42:04,925 --> 00:42:07,094
Seizing control of
the government
786
00:42:07,128 --> 00:42:08,829
and returning it to
the hands of the people
787
00:42:08,863 --> 00:42:11,966
who actually live here,
not just the land rapers
788
00:42:11,999 --> 00:42:13,334
and the real estate pimps
who are trying
789
00:42:13,367 --> 00:42:15,036
to sell this town from under us.
790
00:42:15,636 --> 00:42:17,271
Aspen needs to keep growing.
791
00:42:17,304 --> 00:42:19,740
Yeah, but when things move
extremely fast,
792
00:42:19,774 --> 00:42:22,243
they move, you know, recklessly.
793
00:42:22,276 --> 00:42:24,045
As you can see.
Just walk around.
794
00:42:25,212 --> 00:42:26,213
All right, Peggy.
795
00:42:26,947 --> 00:42:28,182
There we go.
796
00:42:28,816 --> 00:42:29,950
Shoo.
797
00:42:29,984 --> 00:42:32,186
An impressive performance,
Mr. Thompson.
798
00:42:32,219 --> 00:42:33,788
Care to comment for the paper?
799
00:42:33,821 --> 00:42:35,022
I'm incredibly high, Peggy.
800
00:42:35,056 --> 00:42:36,290
Oh God, on what?
801
00:42:37,024 --> 00:42:39,260
The notion of
changing the world.
802
00:42:42,329 --> 00:42:44,665
Nice change.
803
00:42:44,698 --> 00:42:45,833
Let's get the fuck outta here.
804
00:43:42,323 --> 00:43:43,324
Hey guys.
805
00:43:44,458 --> 00:43:46,427
Free Rolling Stone.
I want you guys to read this
806
00:43:46,460 --> 00:43:48,162
if you want to know what's
happening to our town.
807
00:43:48,762 --> 00:43:50,197
Heil-ho Mire!
808
00:44:02,243 --> 00:44:04,078
Man, I think you'd do better
buying all these things up.
809
00:44:04,712 --> 00:44:05,713
Buying them up?
810
00:44:07,148 --> 00:44:08,315
Suppressing my own press?
811
00:44:08,349 --> 00:44:11,385
Censoring myself
in the interest of victory?
812
00:44:11,418 --> 00:44:13,888
Why would you not wait
until the election was over?
813
00:44:13,921 --> 00:44:16,690
No one's going to run an article
about a lost election.
814
00:44:16,724 --> 00:44:18,959
Yeah, but you gave up our whole
campaign strategy here.
815
00:44:18,993 --> 00:44:20,161
This is supposed to
be a campaign
816
00:44:20,194 --> 00:44:23,364
about self-preservation,
not self-promotion.
817
00:44:23,397 --> 00:44:24,533
Well think about it this way,
you know,
818
00:44:24,566 --> 00:44:27,301
in case we lost, you know,
we get our tactics out there
819
00:44:27,334 --> 00:44:30,070
and someone else somewhere,
you know, might...
820
00:44:30,471 --> 00:44:33,073
Anyway, we're not going to lose
and now the world knows.
821
00:44:33,307 --> 00:44:36,277
Hunter, small towns don't like
making headlines.
822
00:44:36,310 --> 00:44:38,812
It only happens when they're
destroyed by tornadoes
823
00:44:38,846 --> 00:44:40,915
or they're inhabited by
mass murderers.
824
00:44:40,948 --> 00:44:44,218
Incorrect. You guys are
absolutely wrong.
825
00:44:45,119 --> 00:44:47,488
Okay. We'll just salvage
the campaign now, shall we?
826
00:44:47,522 --> 00:44:49,256
He let his ego write
this whole thing.
827
00:44:49,990 --> 00:44:51,792
That fascist haircut's
going to his head.
828
00:44:54,962 --> 00:44:58,365
I can run for Sheriff or I can
write an article about it.
829
00:44:58,399 --> 00:45:00,935
I don't understand
what the problem is,
830
00:45:00,968 --> 00:45:04,939
but apparently it had
a negative impact on
831
00:45:05,940 --> 00:45:11,245
the way that people in the town
perceived my intentions.
832
00:45:12,913 --> 00:45:15,449
I've never seen you lose
a fight that you believe in.
833
00:45:16,317 --> 00:45:19,420
I just feel like up until now
you haven't believed in this.
834
00:45:20,555 --> 00:45:22,856
You're right.
835
00:45:29,363 --> 00:45:31,098
All right, you can do it,
you bastard.
836
00:45:36,036 --> 00:45:37,338
All right, let's do this.
837
00:45:43,043 --> 00:45:45,379
Contrary to widespread
rumors and a plague
838
00:45:45,412 --> 00:45:48,482
of wishful thinking,
I, Hunter S. Thompson,
839
00:45:48,516 --> 00:45:52,086
am dead serious about
my candidacy for Sheriff
840
00:45:52,119 --> 00:45:53,921
of Pitkin County, Colorado.
841
00:45:55,590 --> 00:45:58,892
The Sheriff's office could be
used to good effect.
842
00:46:00,361 --> 00:46:03,230
To help slow development,
stop pollution
843
00:46:03,497 --> 00:46:05,266
and end consumer fraud.
844
00:46:06,267 --> 00:46:10,204
My aim is to encourage
citizen participation
845
00:46:10,237 --> 00:46:14,108
in government as was advocated
by our founding fathers.
846
00:46:15,943 --> 00:46:18,445
We either have
a participatory democracy,
847
00:46:19,480 --> 00:46:21,081
or a police state.
848
00:46:22,517 --> 00:46:25,319
The only power
we have is the vote.
849
00:46:26,153 --> 00:46:28,556
And as the war rages on
in Vietnam
850
00:46:29,923 --> 00:46:33,961
and as civil rights continue to be a
deep, dark stain on our nation's history,
851
00:46:34,428 --> 00:46:38,966
I believe we can make it work
here in Pitkin County.
852
00:46:58,653 --> 00:46:59,853
Yeah, it blindsided us.
853
00:47:01,188 --> 00:47:02,590
- I don't know, I mean...
- Yeah, I'm really sorry, guys.
854
00:47:03,023 --> 00:47:05,893
I had some bills to pay as
Young Ed Wood knows.
855
00:47:05,926 --> 00:47:10,064
I have a bit of a fuckin' tab
at the, well, everywhere.
856
00:47:10,097 --> 00:47:12,966
And more importantly, I thought
I'd get the story out.
857
00:47:13,000 --> 00:47:15,469
Well it seems like it
worked out, man.
858
00:47:15,502 --> 00:47:17,104
There's volunteers and
reporters from everywhere.
859
00:47:17,137 --> 00:47:20,407
Phones ringing off the hook. We're even
getting cash donations for the war chest.
860
00:47:20,441 --> 00:47:21,609
- Really?
- Yeah.
861
00:47:21,643 --> 00:47:23,410
Incredible. I thought
I'd fucked everything up.
862
00:47:23,444 --> 00:47:24,445
Young Ed Wood!
863
00:47:24,478 --> 00:47:26,514
Listen, if you're going to
be skipping school,
864
00:47:26,548 --> 00:47:28,916
at least capture
the success story.
865
00:47:28,949 --> 00:47:30,518
You still probably want to check
in with Peggy though.
866
00:47:30,552 --> 00:47:31,720
She seems pretty upset.
867
00:47:31,753 --> 00:47:33,921
That article threw her through a loop.
868
00:47:33,954 --> 00:47:35,422
Hey. Hey, Spiro.
869
00:47:35,456 --> 00:47:36,524
Was that a face fart?
870
00:47:45,032 --> 00:47:46,601
Hey.
871
00:47:46,634 --> 00:47:48,570
Can you get Peggy?
872
00:47:49,303 --> 00:47:50,371
Get Peggy.
873
00:47:55,142 --> 00:47:58,278
Hey, um, I'm really sorry Peggy.
874
00:47:58,713 --> 00:48:01,915
That was demented behavior
on my behalf, you know?
875
00:48:01,949 --> 00:48:04,586
We should have most definitely
put it to a vote.
876
00:48:05,219 --> 00:48:07,354
It just...
it wasn't yours to sell.
877
00:48:07,388 --> 00:48:09,323
You gave away
our entire strategy.
878
00:48:10,057 --> 00:48:11,492
I fucked up. Can you forgive me?
879
00:48:12,993 --> 00:48:14,629
If you're serious. I mean, do you
really want to make this thing work?
880
00:48:14,662 --> 00:48:16,230
Of course I want to make
this thing work.
881
00:48:16,664 --> 00:48:18,899
Okay well if you do,
882
00:48:19,266 --> 00:48:22,236
we've given away the element of
surprise, so you better ace the debate.
883
00:48:25,573 --> 00:48:28,475
Okay, prison conditions.
What do you think about prison conditions?
884
00:48:28,510 --> 00:48:31,646
They need to learn a craft,
you know, a trade.
885
00:48:31,679 --> 00:48:34,381
You know, construction,
home improvement.
886
00:48:34,415 --> 00:48:37,451
People need to leave prison
better citizens
887
00:48:37,484 --> 00:48:39,521
than when they enter prison.
888
00:48:45,125 --> 00:48:48,663
Dear Lord, let me win
this election.
889
00:48:49,597 --> 00:48:51,064
Let me take back Aspen.
890
00:48:51,098 --> 00:48:53,934
Be there for me,
and I will be there for you.
891
00:48:55,737 --> 00:48:57,137
Um, marijuana.
892
00:48:57,171 --> 00:48:58,640
We're gonna need to
lock up all of
893
00:48:58,673 --> 00:49:02,309
the for-profit drug dealers
and legalize marijuana
894
00:49:02,342 --> 00:49:04,244
and other drugs in general.
895
00:49:04,779 --> 00:49:06,480
I know exactly what he's doing,
896
00:49:07,515 --> 00:49:08,449
what they're all doing.
897
00:49:08,482 --> 00:49:10,585
They're trying to bring in
voters into Aspen
898
00:49:11,151 --> 00:49:13,454
to create some kind of
a communist experiment.
899
00:49:13,487 --> 00:49:14,656
That's what they're doin'.
900
00:49:25,767 --> 00:49:27,769
What about these permits for
the roads downtown?
901
00:49:27,802 --> 00:49:31,171
Fuck roads. We need to return
this town to nature.
902
00:49:31,438 --> 00:49:34,041
Grass is good.
903
00:49:47,655 --> 00:49:49,189
Do you think I'm gonna win?
904
00:49:49,724 --> 00:49:52,125
Maybe you might win or
maybe you might not.
905
00:49:53,327 --> 00:49:54,461
I love you.
906
00:50:09,811 --> 00:50:11,546
- I'm ready if you guys are.
- I'm set.
907
00:50:12,814 --> 00:50:14,448
Presenting live,
the Pitkin County
908
00:50:14,481 --> 00:50:16,383
Sheriff debate of 1970.
909
00:50:17,785 --> 00:50:20,688
Aspen, we've done what we've
always done as Westerners.
910
00:50:20,722 --> 00:50:23,490
When we're under siege,
what we do is we circle the wagons.
911
00:50:23,525 --> 00:50:24,559
That's who we are.
912
00:50:25,627 --> 00:50:26,561
I mean, I've been here
my whole life.
913
00:50:27,261 --> 00:50:29,029
In fact, I used to do this job
914
00:50:29,597 --> 00:50:31,533
with just a flashlight
and a smile
915
00:50:31,766 --> 00:50:34,736
and now I have my deputies
out there wearing flak jackets.
916
00:50:34,769 --> 00:50:36,704
Ho Chi Minh isn't
tunneling under Aspen.
917
00:50:36,738 --> 00:50:38,840
That's Mine Co.
918
00:50:38,873 --> 00:50:40,775
Lookie here, you're about
to elect a man
919
00:50:40,808 --> 00:50:43,678
that calls police officers pigs.
920
00:50:44,144 --> 00:50:47,414
The only pig
in this town is you.
921
00:50:47,715 --> 00:50:51,385
When I become Sheriff,
I will put Thompson in jail,
922
00:50:51,418 --> 00:50:53,755
and that's... that's my promise
to you, Aspen.
923
00:50:54,454 --> 00:50:57,825
All right, Glenn, it's 1970,
not 1870 all right?
924
00:50:59,159 --> 00:51:01,596
We cannot expect people
to have respect
925
00:51:01,629 --> 00:51:04,498
for law and order until
we teach respect
926
00:51:04,532 --> 00:51:07,769
to those we've entrusted to
enforce those laws.
927
00:51:08,135 --> 00:51:09,637
Well, tell me how you're going
to keep the peace
928
00:51:09,671 --> 00:51:11,305
when you're high on marijuana?
929
00:51:11,539 --> 00:51:12,774
I don't really like marijuana.
930
00:51:14,341 --> 00:51:17,411
I much prefer more active
things like acid and mescaline.
931
00:51:17,812 --> 00:51:20,380
So what you're telling
everybody right now
932
00:51:20,414 --> 00:51:23,150
is that you would use mescaline
while you're on duty?
933
00:51:24,418 --> 00:51:27,187
Maybe on the slow nights.
934
00:51:27,689 --> 00:51:30,558
Marijuana laws are
one of those reasons
935
00:51:30,592 --> 00:51:33,126
that have engendered
this lack of respect
936
00:51:33,160 --> 00:51:35,495
that cops complain about
across the country.
937
00:51:35,897 --> 00:51:38,900
You get a whole generation
who grew up felons,
938
00:51:38,933 --> 00:51:40,434
who know the law is ridiculous,
939
00:51:40,467 --> 00:51:42,135
but they're told
all this gibberish
940
00:51:42,169 --> 00:51:45,607
that dope rots your brain and
makes your feet fall off.
941
00:51:45,640 --> 00:51:48,509
I mean even the cops know it's a silly law.
942
00:51:48,876 --> 00:51:50,277
But I did ask you a question.
943
00:51:50,545 --> 00:51:52,245
Carol doesn't know
what he's doing.
944
00:51:52,279 --> 00:51:53,213
He wasn't ready for this.
945
00:51:53,246 --> 00:51:56,551
No more land rapes,
busts for flute playing.
946
00:51:56,584 --> 00:51:59,152
Fuck the tourists,
dead-end the highway
947
00:51:59,186 --> 00:52:01,154
and zone the greed heads
out of existence.
948
00:52:01,188 --> 00:52:04,826
Create a town where people
can live like human beings
949
00:52:04,859 --> 00:52:08,529
as opposed to slaves to some
bogus sense of progress
950
00:52:08,563 --> 00:52:10,665
that's driving us all mad.
951
00:52:16,403 --> 00:52:21,542
I am not going to sit here
with this Kentucky fried reject.
952
00:52:21,576 --> 00:52:24,411
- Tell us how you feel, man.
- This is my town.
953
00:52:24,579 --> 00:52:27,447
Oh my goodness. What is Ricks doing?
954
00:52:27,882 --> 00:52:29,383
Drop out, Ricks.
955
00:52:29,416 --> 00:52:30,918
Drop out, Ricks.
956
00:52:43,263 --> 00:52:44,297
Okay.
957
00:52:44,331 --> 00:52:47,802
I really don't know about
Mr. Thomson's big ideas
958
00:52:48,402 --> 00:52:51,806
and I don't think they really
concern the Sheriff.
959
00:52:51,839 --> 00:52:54,942
In fact, I don't think he really
wants to be Sheriff,
960
00:52:56,276 --> 00:52:59,580
but I do, so what I say to you
961
00:52:59,614 --> 00:53:02,517
is why don't you play your
games somewhere else?
962
00:53:03,551 --> 00:53:05,218
I think Aspen's ready for it.
963
00:53:05,687 --> 00:53:07,855
Not only for a new
kind of Sheriff,
964
00:53:07,889 --> 00:53:10,357
but a whole new style
of government,
965
00:53:10,758 --> 00:53:13,293
the type of thing
Thomas Jefferson had in mind
966
00:53:13,326 --> 00:53:15,495
when he talked about democracy.
967
00:53:16,531 --> 00:53:19,834
Citizens having a real hand in
shaping their own destiny.
968
00:53:20,500 --> 00:53:23,738
And in this era of the automatic
bureaucratic rebuff,
969
00:53:24,438 --> 00:53:27,542
it may seem radical
or even freaky,
970
00:53:27,575 --> 00:53:30,745
but it is the concept on which
America was founded.
971
00:53:57,839 --> 00:53:59,674
Pitkin County,
Colorado, was about to elect
972
00:53:59,707 --> 00:54:01,976
the nation's first
mescaline Sheriff,
973
00:54:03,376 --> 00:54:05,378
a foul-mouthed, bald-headed
freak who refused
974
00:54:05,412 --> 00:54:07,014
to compromise on
anything at all,
975
00:54:08,315 --> 00:54:09,717
even his taste for wild drugs
976
00:54:09,751 --> 00:54:12,587
and who didn't mind
saying in public
977
00:54:12,787 --> 00:54:15,022
that he intended
to hamstring, filet
978
00:54:15,056 --> 00:54:17,357
and cripple every greedy plot
979
00:54:17,390 --> 00:54:19,694
the Aspen power structure
held dear.
980
00:54:22,563 --> 00:54:25,432
You know, it's an isolated town
981
00:54:25,465 --> 00:54:28,335
with a very unusual kind
of population.
982
00:54:31,338 --> 00:54:34,542
We do have a Freak Power base
and that's undeniable.
983
00:54:38,846 --> 00:54:40,815
We have about 1,000
votes that would,
984
00:54:40,848 --> 00:54:43,050
if I walked on
the streets naked,
985
00:54:44,384 --> 00:54:47,320
bomb in each hand,
drugs dripping,
986
00:54:47,789 --> 00:54:52,026
covered in sticky substances
known to be foul drugs,
987
00:54:52,927 --> 00:54:54,361
they would still vote for me.
988
00:55:14,682 --> 00:55:16,684
That was brilliant.
Thank you for your time, Dr. Thompson.
989
00:55:16,717 --> 00:55:18,152
- Appreciate it.
- Good luck.
990
00:55:18,186 --> 00:55:20,387
- Thank you.
- Hey Hunter, this guy's from Life.
991
00:55:21,155 --> 00:55:22,089
Life.
992
00:55:22,123 --> 00:55:24,391
They're thinking about
giving us the cover.
993
00:55:24,424 --> 00:55:27,427
Nice. All right, Life it is.
994
00:55:28,863 --> 00:55:29,997
Come in.
995
00:55:31,431 --> 00:55:33,968
Glenn, how are you?
Have a drink.
996
00:55:34,001 --> 00:55:35,636
Oh. Doing well.
997
00:55:35,670 --> 00:55:36,771
Why, thank you.
998
00:55:37,605 --> 00:55:38,739
Um...
999
00:55:39,472 --> 00:55:40,473
Glenn?
1000
00:55:41,509 --> 00:55:42,777
You're going to have to drop
out of this race.
1001
00:55:44,612 --> 00:55:46,714
So you've never taken me
seriously this whole time.
1002
00:55:46,747 --> 00:55:48,015
I know you're upset.
1003
00:55:48,049 --> 00:55:49,750
I mean, I understand it.
It's okay.
1004
00:55:49,784 --> 00:55:51,586
You could start a new
life somewhere.
1005
00:55:51,619 --> 00:55:53,521
I'm not leaving this town and
I'm not leaving this race.
1006
00:55:53,554 --> 00:55:54,956
You're done Ricks. You're done.
1007
00:55:57,191 --> 00:55:59,560
Sit down, Carol.
1008
00:56:01,562 --> 00:56:03,865
Have an apple.
1009
00:56:06,868 --> 00:56:07,969
You know what I like about you?
1010
00:56:09,704 --> 00:56:10,671
You're dependable.
1011
00:56:12,540 --> 00:56:14,441
When this whole
crazy election is over,
1012
00:56:14,474 --> 00:56:15,710
can I depend on you to make sure
1013
00:56:15,743 --> 00:56:17,945
this never happens
in our town again?
1014
00:56:19,146 --> 00:56:20,147
Yes, ma'am.
1015
00:56:21,983 --> 00:56:24,552
Good.
1016
00:56:35,029 --> 00:56:38,833
You work on "A vote for Ricks
is a vote for Thompson."
1017
00:56:38,866 --> 00:56:41,569
- Okay.
- How about "The status quo is the way to go."?
1018
00:56:41,602 --> 00:56:44,805
Nothing says you care
like a handwritten note.
1019
00:56:44,839 --> 00:56:46,874
Okay, ladies, let's divide up.
1020
00:56:46,908 --> 00:56:48,475
I will take Main Street.
1021
00:56:48,509 --> 00:56:50,077
We're going to go door to door.
1022
00:56:50,111 --> 00:56:51,545
I want you to hand these out.
1023
00:56:51,579 --> 00:56:54,015
Don't miss a single person,
understand?
1024
00:56:55,016 --> 00:56:56,117
Great.
1025
00:56:56,150 --> 00:56:57,151
Let's do it.
1026
00:56:58,152 --> 00:56:59,153
Door to door.
1027
00:56:59,921 --> 00:57:02,857
And try to be very personal,
right?
1028
00:57:02,890 --> 00:57:05,026
You know, ask them how
their kids are doing.
1029
00:57:05,893 --> 00:57:07,962
Tell 'em that their
biscuits smell good.
1030
00:57:10,898 --> 00:57:12,166
Watch out for these
questions in here
1031
00:57:12,199 --> 00:57:14,101
that ask about
occupation and business.
1032
00:57:14,135 --> 00:57:15,770
It's classic voter intimidation.
1033
00:57:15,803 --> 00:57:17,571
Gotta come together on this.
1034
00:57:17,605 --> 00:57:18,906
We need to do whatever it
takes to get rid of Hunter Thompson.
1035
00:57:18,940 --> 00:57:21,776
- He is bad news for Aspen.
- Thank you.
1036
00:57:21,809 --> 00:57:22,810
Good to see you, Jack.
1037
00:57:25,513 --> 00:57:27,181
Mimeo's broken again.
1038
00:57:27,214 --> 00:57:29,984
Then fix it.
Problems love solutions.
1039
00:57:30,017 --> 00:57:32,086
I'm the only one who does
anything around here.
1040
00:57:32,787 --> 00:57:34,487
Does anyone know how
to fix a Mimeo?
1041
00:57:34,522 --> 00:57:35,589
Yeah, I can fix one.
1042
00:57:36,924 --> 00:57:39,560
I think...
Ah, there.
1043
00:57:40,294 --> 00:57:41,796
It was just a little
constipated.
1044
00:57:41,829 --> 00:57:43,496
All right. Anything else?
1045
00:57:43,764 --> 00:57:45,967
Yeah. Where is Hunter?
1046
00:57:46,867 --> 00:57:48,970
Muhammad Ali
didn't think it was fair
1047
00:57:49,003 --> 00:57:51,038
that he needed to go
fight a war
1048
00:57:51,072 --> 00:57:52,974
against the Vietcong
who had never
1049
00:57:53,007 --> 00:57:54,508
done anything wrong to him.
1050
00:57:55,076 --> 00:57:58,946
So he went to jail and
he didn't fight for three years.
1051
00:57:59,246 --> 00:58:01,182
Now this is his comeback fight.
1052
00:58:01,215 --> 00:58:02,917
We're making
a coalition...
1053
00:58:02,950 --> 00:58:04,719
Democrats and
Republicans are teamin' up.
1054
00:58:04,752 --> 00:58:05,886
We have to save our town.
1055
00:58:05,920 --> 00:58:07,621
Republican party
is droppin' Ricks.
1056
00:58:07,888 --> 00:58:10,825
Vote Whitmire.
Tell Jim to vote Whitmire.
1057
00:58:10,858 --> 00:58:12,059
Vote Whitmire.
1058
00:58:12,093 --> 00:58:13,694
Oh, see that right?
1059
00:58:13,728 --> 00:58:14,862
That's what they call
a counter punch.
1060
00:58:14,895 --> 00:58:16,897
That's when someone
tries to punch you
1061
00:58:16,931 --> 00:58:19,100
and instead of letting
them hit you,
1062
00:58:19,133 --> 00:58:21,268
you dodge the punch and
you hit 'em back. Counter.
1063
00:58:21,736 --> 00:58:24,171
Vote Whitmire. You know that.
Don't have to tell you.
1064
00:58:24,205 --> 00:58:26,540
Oh hey, Jennifer, look at you.
1065
00:58:26,941 --> 00:58:29,744
No below the belt.
1066
00:58:29,777 --> 00:58:31,979
That was legal.
1067
00:58:32,013 --> 00:58:33,581
Good to see ya, Sue.
1068
00:58:42,023 --> 00:58:44,025
Okay, listen up,
listen up, listen up.
1069
00:58:44,792 --> 00:58:47,995
I... I've just learned that Ricks
is being dropped.
1070
00:58:48,963 --> 00:58:50,998
That means this isn't
a three-way race anymore.
1071
00:58:51,766 --> 00:58:53,801
The fucking Democrats
and Republicans
1072
00:58:53,834 --> 00:58:55,102
are teaming up against us.
1073
00:58:56,303 --> 00:58:59,907
So if we stand a chance of
beating those hypocrites now,
1074
00:58:59,940 --> 00:59:02,676
we need every single last
one of our voters,
1075
00:59:03,110 --> 00:59:07,281
which means our get out the vote
operation starts before dawn.
1076
00:59:07,314 --> 00:59:08,315
So please...
1077
00:59:09,550 --> 00:59:12,319
Finish your drinks and go home.
We got a big day tomorrow.
1078
00:59:18,659 --> 00:59:19,760
We better get to work.
1079
00:59:21,128 --> 00:59:22,329
I'm gonna go home, okay?
1080
00:59:23,664 --> 00:59:24,665
Hunter.
1081
00:59:26,400 --> 00:59:27,701
It's the last hour.
1082
00:59:33,240 --> 00:59:35,309
The race was going
to be very close.
1083
00:59:35,810 --> 00:59:38,846
After a savage fire-sucking
campaign,
1084
00:59:38,879 --> 00:59:41,782
the major parties forged
an unholy alliance
1085
00:59:43,350 --> 00:59:45,886
and expected me to hunker down
1086
00:59:45,920 --> 00:59:48,189
like a natural gentlemen
and take a beating.
1087
00:59:49,824 --> 00:59:52,359
But the '60s were full of
examples of good men
1088
00:59:52,393 --> 00:59:55,696
challenging the establishment
and being assassinated
1089
00:59:55,729 --> 00:59:58,065
under
mysterious circumstances.
1090
01:00:02,670 --> 01:00:05,072
Rumor was we'd be
attacked by a lone gunman
1091
01:00:05,106 --> 01:00:08,275
or the Hell's Angels or
a posse of firefighters
1092
01:00:08,309 --> 01:00:10,744
and construction workers
or wolverines.
1093
01:00:11,779 --> 01:00:14,348
I know the rumors because
I started them.
1094
01:00:30,431 --> 01:00:32,900
We might not be the law yet,
1095
01:00:33,868 --> 01:00:35,236
but we are not to be
fucked with.
1096
01:00:35,269 --> 01:00:39,140
All right, so, if they try to fuck with us Freaks,
1097
01:00:39,807 --> 01:00:42,810
then they suffer the consequences
that are due to them.
1098
01:00:44,478 --> 01:00:48,949
Tomorrow morning, Aspen's
long, smoldering generation gat
1099
01:00:49,283 --> 01:00:52,186
exits the trench warfare
stages.
1100
01:00:52,453 --> 01:00:55,422
As it spills out
onto the streets
1101
01:00:55,456 --> 01:01:01,295
of the previously peaceful
Aspen, the world is watching!
1102
01:01:01,328 --> 01:01:02,997
Hell yeah!
1103
01:01:14,041 --> 01:01:17,178
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
1104
01:01:45,139 --> 01:01:46,740
Saddle up freaks!
1105
01:01:46,774 --> 01:01:48,409
Ride 'em up!
1106
01:01:48,442 --> 01:01:51,745
Let's take 'em out!
1107
01:01:56,784 --> 01:01:58,185
All right, everybody.
1108
01:01:58,219 --> 01:02:00,454
Here we go, this is it.
Today is the day.
1109
01:02:00,487 --> 01:02:03,390
Each one of you is
assigned to a precinct.
1110
01:02:03,424 --> 01:02:06,126
We are recording every moment,
any challenge.
1111
01:02:06,160 --> 01:02:08,195
This is American history
that we're making.
1112
01:02:08,229 --> 01:02:09,463
You hold on to the mescaline.
1113
01:02:09,496 --> 01:02:10,831
Don't drink it.
1114
01:02:11,065 --> 01:02:12,066
Discard it.
1115
01:02:17,438 --> 01:02:19,039
Who are these people?
1116
01:02:19,073 --> 01:02:21,308
I don't know, but they either
have too many drugs
1117
01:02:21,342 --> 01:02:23,911
or not enough.
1118
01:02:33,821 --> 01:02:36,390
For heaven's sakes,
this is ridiculous.
1119
01:02:37,291 --> 01:02:38,792
What the hell is going on?
1120
01:02:38,826 --> 01:02:40,794
I don't know.
They got here before we did.
1121
01:02:41,128 --> 01:02:42,863
Hey Mayor, hey Sheriff.
1122
01:02:43,163 --> 01:02:44,865
- Did you see the voters out front?
- Yeah.
1123
01:02:44,898 --> 01:02:46,133
Were they friendly?
1124
01:02:46,166 --> 01:02:48,102
She doesn't look like she's 21.
1125
01:02:49,370 --> 01:02:50,471
Excuse me, young lady.
1126
01:02:50,505 --> 01:02:52,540
You know you have to
be 21 to vote
1127
01:02:52,574 --> 01:02:54,241
and you know what
happens if you lie?
1128
01:02:54,576 --> 01:02:56,143
I know the damn law.
1129
01:02:56,176 --> 01:02:57,211
Get out of my way.
1130
01:02:58,178 --> 01:02:59,480
You're not gonna
call for backup?
1131
01:03:00,481 --> 01:03:01,915
You have a good day.
1132
01:03:03,250 --> 01:03:05,119
I just want to ensure that we
have a free and fair election.
1133
01:03:05,452 --> 01:03:08,255
Yes. This has been a very
exciting election in Aspen.
1134
01:03:13,193 --> 01:03:15,329
I like Hunter Thompson,
I think he's a good man.
1135
01:03:15,362 --> 01:03:17,498
I really do. I think he's got
some real far out ideas.
1136
01:03:18,032 --> 01:03:19,567
I happened to vote for uh,
Thompson,
1137
01:03:20,200 --> 01:03:23,070
because, I don't know,
I'd like to see
1138
01:03:23,103 --> 01:03:26,173
justice done equally
to the rich and the poor.
1139
01:03:26,206 --> 01:03:27,609
At least they have
some new ideas,
1140
01:03:27,642 --> 01:03:29,843
which is more than
the old people have.
1141
01:03:30,978 --> 01:03:33,280
In truth, we are not
really freaks at all,
1142
01:03:33,314 --> 01:03:36,584
not in the literal sense
but the twisted realities
1143
01:03:36,618 --> 01:03:38,852
of the world
we are trying to live in
1144
01:03:38,886 --> 01:03:41,455
have somehow combined to make
us feel like freaks.
1145
01:03:41,955 --> 01:03:46,060
We argue, we protest, we
petition, but nothing changes.
1146
01:03:46,093 --> 01:03:48,128
So now with
the rest of the nation
1147
01:03:48,162 --> 01:03:51,899
erupting in a firestorm of
bombings and political killing,
1148
01:03:51,932 --> 01:03:54,935
a handful of freaks are
running a final,
1149
01:03:54,968 --> 01:03:57,338
perhaps atavistic
experiment with the idea
1150
01:03:57,371 --> 01:03:59,106
of forcing change by voting.
1151
01:04:00,240 --> 01:04:01,475
Now that they see that
we're doing that,
1152
01:04:01,509 --> 01:04:03,344
we're registering to vote,
we are voting,
1153
01:04:03,377 --> 01:04:05,145
we're running our
own candidates,
1154
01:04:05,179 --> 01:04:07,549
oh my God, it's a horror and
they're trying to stop it
1155
01:04:07,582 --> 01:04:09,049
because we're liable to
take it over.
1156
01:04:09,551 --> 01:04:13,621
Hunter Thompson is a socialist.
1157
01:04:13,655 --> 01:04:15,255
Save our town.
1158
01:04:15,289 --> 01:04:17,559
Vote for law and order.
1159
01:04:17,592 --> 01:04:20,562
Let's get the long-hairs out of
here once and for all.
1160
01:04:22,363 --> 01:04:23,364
Deb.
1161
01:04:23,964 --> 01:04:25,199
Debs.
1162
01:04:25,232 --> 01:04:28,068
They're fucking with our
voters at ward two.
1163
01:04:28,102 --> 01:04:29,571
You head to ward 12.
1164
01:04:29,604 --> 01:04:31,338
There won't be no intimidation!
1165
01:04:31,372 --> 01:04:32,272
No intimidation!
1166
01:04:32,306 --> 01:04:33,941
- Okay?
- Let's get these...
1167
01:04:33,974 --> 01:04:35,109
- Handle it!
- Yeah!
1168
01:04:35,142 --> 01:04:36,443
Maximum savagery!
1169
01:04:36,477 --> 01:04:38,379
Okay, all right,
if you're not on a telephone
1170
01:04:38,412 --> 01:04:41,482
in your hand right now, get out
of here, hit the streets.
1171
01:04:41,516 --> 01:04:44,519
There are shacks, lodges,
communes, hovels
1172
01:04:44,552 --> 01:04:47,254
that don't have any phones
but they do have voters.
1173
01:04:47,287 --> 01:04:49,923
The moment is now people.
Get out there.
1174
01:04:49,957 --> 01:04:51,626
Citizens, the two party system
1175
01:04:51,659 --> 01:04:53,561
is the lie that is
killing America.
1176
01:04:53,595 --> 01:04:56,463
Rise up, permit
no jack-boot thuggery.
1177
01:04:57,097 --> 01:04:59,233
Young Wood,
take this tranquilizer gun.
1178
01:04:59,266 --> 01:05:01,335
Load it and get it ready.
1179
01:05:01,368 --> 01:05:03,070
The condition of society
1180
01:05:03,103 --> 01:05:04,471
is proof of your
criminal negligence
1181
01:05:04,506 --> 01:05:06,173
but you won't be long
for this world.
1182
01:05:06,541 --> 01:05:08,142
That lunatic is refusing to let
1183
01:05:08,175 --> 01:05:09,943
that 75-year-old woman
cast her ballot
1184
01:05:09,977 --> 01:05:11,646
until she shows him her
birth certificate.
1185
01:05:11,679 --> 01:05:13,981
- What?
- Fuck. Man, come on.
1186
01:05:14,014 --> 01:05:15,015
Jesus.
1187
01:05:15,983 --> 01:05:17,050
I didn't think it'd
turn into this.
1188
01:05:17,084 --> 01:05:18,952
Oh man, we need to
physically remove him.
1189
01:05:18,986 --> 01:05:20,120
I'm sorry, ma'am.
1190
01:05:20,154 --> 01:05:21,321
- You're a fuckin' mess.
- Jesus.
1191
01:05:21,355 --> 01:05:23,691
Hey look, your zeal is inspiring
1192
01:05:23,725 --> 01:05:25,192
but we're going to have
to replace you.
1193
01:05:25,225 --> 01:05:26,528
It's for the best interest.
1194
01:05:26,561 --> 01:05:27,662
Wood...
1195
01:05:27,695 --> 01:05:29,163
Oh! Why did you do that?
1196
01:05:29,196 --> 01:05:30,264
You nodded at me to shoot him!
1197
01:05:31,498 --> 01:05:33,434
No! I told you to replace as
the fucking poll-watcher, man.
1198
01:05:33,467 --> 01:05:34,968
- Yeah, man.
- Come on.
1199
01:05:35,002 --> 01:05:36,303
Get him in the back.
1200
01:05:36,336 --> 01:05:37,672
Yeah. Get in there.
1201
01:05:40,007 --> 01:05:42,276
Replace the poll-watcher, Wood.
1202
01:05:45,647 --> 01:05:46,681
- Fuckin' hell.
- Oh, shit there's...
1203
01:05:46,714 --> 01:05:49,383
Oh man, and now
the fuckin' pigs are here.
1204
01:05:50,117 --> 01:05:52,186
Damn. Oink, oink.
1205
01:05:53,020 --> 01:05:55,055
Shut the fuck up, man,
or you'll be in trouble.
1206
01:05:55,523 --> 01:05:57,124
- All right.
- Stay in the vehicle, Hunter.
1207
01:05:57,157 --> 01:05:58,959
Shut the door.
Stay in the vehicle.
1208
01:05:59,661 --> 01:06:01,028
I don't know why
I'm being pulled over.
1209
01:06:01,061 --> 01:06:04,398
All I know is that you can pull
someone over if you suspect a crime.
1210
01:06:04,431 --> 01:06:06,534
You can't pull me over
hoping to find one.
1211
01:06:07,434 --> 01:06:09,236
I got one question.
Have you been drinking, Hunter?
1212
01:06:09,269 --> 01:06:12,439
Maybe mescaline, but you'd have
a hard time proving that.
1213
01:06:12,473 --> 01:06:14,041
You'd be surprised.
1214
01:06:14,074 --> 01:06:15,409
Mike it's not funny.
1215
01:06:15,442 --> 01:06:16,644
Who's the guy in the backseat?
1216
01:06:16,678 --> 01:06:18,580
Oh, this is our friend.
1217
01:06:18,613 --> 01:06:20,013
He's a poet, Alan Ginsburg.
1218
01:06:20,582 --> 01:06:21,683
Never heard of him.
1219
01:06:22,817 --> 01:06:24,084
Mr. Ginsburg why don't you step
out of the vehicle?
1220
01:06:26,186 --> 01:06:27,154
Oh, here we go.
1221
01:06:27,187 --> 01:06:28,623
Yeah, here we go, Hunter.
1222
01:06:29,089 --> 01:06:31,358
Come on, Alan. Let's give
the Sheriff an oratory.
1223
01:06:32,292 --> 01:06:33,293
Oh, yeah.
1224
01:06:38,800 --> 01:06:40,668
What, is this guy trippin'?
He's just hopped up?
1225
01:06:46,440 --> 01:06:47,675
Where the hell is he goin'?
1226
01:06:47,709 --> 01:06:51,111
You know, I... I don't think that
was Alan Ginsburg after all.
1227
01:06:51,144 --> 01:06:52,547
Are you not gonna help this man?
1228
01:06:52,580 --> 01:06:54,381
He's running around like
a crazy chicken.
1229
01:06:54,414 --> 01:06:55,783
He's your friend.
1230
01:06:55,817 --> 01:06:58,352
You know, he was a con man,
I'm sure of it.
1231
01:06:59,286 --> 01:07:00,655
Good work.
1232
01:07:00,688 --> 01:07:01,789
Mr. Ginsburg!
1233
01:07:03,390 --> 01:07:05,125
At least we got rid of
that lunatic.
1234
01:07:05,158 --> 01:07:06,493
- Pigs.
- Two birds with one stone.
1235
01:07:06,528 --> 01:07:07,629
Alan Ginsburg!
1236
01:07:08,395 --> 01:07:09,396
Alan!
1237
01:07:10,264 --> 01:07:11,465
Oh, hell.
1238
01:07:11,498 --> 01:07:12,734
That's probably not
even his name.
1239
01:07:16,704 --> 01:07:19,439
All right, we've
cached 600 of our voters.
1240
01:07:19,473 --> 01:07:22,175
That means we have at least
150 of our Freaks
1241
01:07:22,209 --> 01:07:23,711
who have not made it
to the polls yet,
1242
01:07:23,878 --> 01:07:25,647
and they close in two hours,
people.
1243
01:07:25,680 --> 01:07:27,715
We need to scour
the park benches
1244
01:07:27,749 --> 01:07:29,717
or we will lose this thing.
1245
01:07:29,751 --> 01:07:33,420
Time to rouse the stragglers
with a blizzard of enthusiasm.
1246
01:07:35,757 --> 01:07:37,357
This is Hunter S. Thompson
and I was wondering
1247
01:07:37,391 --> 01:07:39,393
if you were gonna get out
and vote today?
1248
01:07:40,460 --> 01:07:41,596
Um...
1249
01:07:41,629 --> 01:07:43,130
Yes.
1250
01:07:43,163 --> 01:07:45,299
The freaky one.
That would be me.
1251
01:07:45,733 --> 01:07:48,101
Well, that's very disappointing.
1252
01:07:51,405 --> 01:07:53,775
Mike will be making some grub.
1253
01:07:53,808 --> 01:07:57,545
There'll be satchels of brain
rattling drugs for everybody
1254
01:07:57,579 --> 01:08:00,113
who wants to end this
on a high note.
1255
01:08:01,849 --> 01:08:02,951
Okay, okay, okay.
1256
01:08:02,984 --> 01:08:05,620
There will be a party but please
keep working for now.
1257
01:08:05,653 --> 01:08:08,488
I want you working
like coal miners
1258
01:08:08,656 --> 01:08:11,258
at a cave-in!
1259
01:08:13,493 --> 01:08:15,262
Hey.
What are you guys doing here?
1260
01:08:16,831 --> 01:08:18,533
We came to see you. See how
things are going. Have you voted yet?
1261
01:08:18,566 --> 01:08:20,635
- Voted?
- The polls close soon.
1262
01:08:20,668 --> 01:08:21,669
Vote. I have to vote.
1263
01:08:22,870 --> 01:08:24,839
Come on, Juan, let's go exercise
out constitutional rights.
1264
01:08:24,872 --> 01:08:26,273
I'm driving.
1265
01:08:26,306 --> 01:08:27,642
Okay. Good idea.
1266
01:08:27,675 --> 01:08:29,309
Someone take my cattle prod.
1267
01:08:30,277 --> 01:08:31,278
I'm going to vote.
1268
01:08:34,414 --> 01:08:36,684
Have you been to the polls yet
this afternoon, sir?
1269
01:08:36,718 --> 01:08:38,285
All right, we're down to
the last two hours.
1270
01:08:38,318 --> 01:08:39,621
You're going to have to
leave work early
1271
01:08:39,654 --> 01:08:41,154
if you want your vote to count.
1272
01:08:41,589 --> 01:08:43,290
All right.
Thank you very much.
1273
01:08:43,323 --> 01:08:44,358
Thanks for your support.
1274
01:08:46,493 --> 01:08:47,494
You don't even have any hair.
1275
01:08:47,528 --> 01:08:49,463
I mean you had the craziest
hair in the world.
1276
01:08:50,965 --> 01:08:52,667
This might be our next Sheriff,
right there.
1277
01:08:52,700 --> 01:08:55,202
Hey.
Juan, this is the poll-watcher.
1278
01:08:55,235 --> 01:08:58,271
She will be making sure there's
no corruption happening.
1279
01:08:58,305 --> 01:08:59,774
- How are we doing?
- About even.
1280
01:08:59,807 --> 01:09:01,009
- Wow.
- Yeah.
1281
01:09:01,042 --> 01:09:02,877
- You are?
- Excellent. You hear that Juan? We're even.
1282
01:09:02,910 --> 01:09:03,945
- He is.
- Let's go vote.
1283
01:09:03,978 --> 01:09:05,312
Good luck, Hunter.
1284
01:09:05,980 --> 01:09:08,516
All right, buddy.
We need some privacy.
1285
01:09:09,316 --> 01:09:11,318
- Here we go.
- I know which one to take.
1286
01:09:11,351 --> 01:09:13,554
No. First we need to vote.
1287
01:09:14,388 --> 01:09:15,623
So who are we gonna vote for?
1288
01:09:15,657 --> 01:09:16,891
We've got Ricks.
1289
01:09:17,959 --> 01:09:19,527
What do you think about Ricks?
1290
01:09:19,560 --> 01:09:22,630
What about Whitmire? Whitmire?
1291
01:09:22,664 --> 01:09:26,433
What about Hunter Thompson?
1292
01:09:26,466 --> 01:09:27,935
- Is that the one?
- Yeah.
1293
01:09:27,969 --> 01:09:29,937
- All right, let's vote for him.
- But Whitmire I'll steal a cupcake from.
1294
01:09:29,971 --> 01:09:32,507
All right, perfect. Here we go.
1295
01:09:34,842 --> 01:09:36,577
- Voting sticker, buddy.
- Ow.
1296
01:09:39,714 --> 01:09:41,616
In the end,
we're not all that different.
1297
01:09:52,325 --> 01:09:54,529
Okay everyone, phones down.
1298
01:09:54,729 --> 01:09:56,931
The polls are now closed.
1299
01:09:56,964 --> 01:09:59,734
All right. Thank you all so much
for your hard work.
1300
01:09:59,767 --> 01:10:02,235
What's done is done.
Now we wait.
1301
01:10:02,269 --> 01:10:04,939
So let the party commence.
1302
01:10:05,540 --> 01:10:07,942
Thank you.
1303
01:10:07,975 --> 01:10:10,343
Let's head to the bar!
1304
01:10:17,985 --> 01:10:19,419
Oh.
1305
01:10:19,453 --> 01:10:21,756
You realize that we are
actually gonna win big.
1306
01:10:21,789 --> 01:10:23,591
Feel this, we're gonna win big!
1307
01:10:24,357 --> 01:10:26,627
If we win it'll be by
less than 25 votes.
1308
01:10:26,928 --> 01:10:28,563
Politics is addictive.
1309
01:10:28,596 --> 01:10:32,667
We must be very careful not to
show any signs of addiction.
1310
01:10:32,867 --> 01:10:35,937
I think right now, Hunter, what you
need is another sip of the mescaline.
1311
01:10:35,970 --> 01:10:37,404
I do.
1312
01:10:37,437 --> 01:10:39,306
That is not what
he needs right now.
1313
01:10:41,709 --> 01:10:42,944
Feels good.
1314
01:10:43,578 --> 01:10:45,412
Yeah, they believe
we're gonna win.
1315
01:10:46,413 --> 01:10:48,816
They believe this is
the start of a movement.
1316
01:10:49,851 --> 01:10:51,451
They believe in you, Hunter.
1317
01:10:53,353 --> 01:10:54,555
You gotta decide if
you want them
1318
01:10:54,589 --> 01:10:58,726
to remember you
for all this or for this.
1319
01:10:59,326 --> 01:11:01,829
Yeah, but if it wasn't for this,
I'd be an accountant.
1320
01:11:01,863 --> 01:11:03,396
- Oh, come on.
- But it's true.
1321
01:11:03,430 --> 01:11:05,700
Say it enough and you might
end up believing it.
1322
01:11:06,000 --> 01:11:07,735
Well, I'm gonna go to my room.
1323
01:11:09,070 --> 01:11:12,039
This is worse than waiting
around in the maternity ward.
1324
01:11:12,740 --> 01:11:14,609
All right, we'll come get
you when you win.
1325
01:11:15,843 --> 01:11:16,844
Sheriff.
1326
01:11:24,986 --> 01:11:27,387
Hunter, man, you gotta get out here, man.
1327
01:11:27,420 --> 01:11:29,056
- Shut up!
- You gotta get out here.
1328
01:11:29,090 --> 01:11:30,992
- Come on!
- Come on, Hunter!
1329
01:11:31,025 --> 01:11:32,560
Hunter! Hunter!
1330
01:11:42,069 --> 01:11:43,671
My advisors are
already gearing up
1331
01:11:43,704 --> 01:11:46,306
for the presidential
campaign in '72.
1332
01:11:46,808 --> 01:11:49,442
They seem to think that
I could beat Nixon handily
1333
01:11:49,476 --> 01:11:51,879
with the same kind of
campaign we ran here.
1334
01:11:53,446 --> 01:11:54,615
You gotta get out here, man!
1335
01:12:00,453 --> 01:12:03,758
If a Republican town
like Aspen can elect a Sheriff
1336
01:12:03,791 --> 01:12:05,960
running on
a Freak Power platform,
1337
01:12:05,993 --> 01:12:08,729
then the vote might still
be a viable tool,
1338
01:12:09,797 --> 01:12:11,699
and it might still be
possible to alter
1339
01:12:11,732 --> 01:12:14,535
the mean, fascist drift
of this nation
1340
01:12:14,569 --> 01:12:16,637
without burning it down
in the process.
1341
01:12:26,814 --> 01:12:28,683
There he is.
1342
01:13:03,217 --> 01:13:05,753
Quiet everybody, quiet.
The results are coming in.
1343
01:13:05,786 --> 01:13:09,790
Precinct one, Whitmire 182,
1344
01:13:11,592 --> 01:13:14,862
Hunter 210.
1345
01:13:16,964 --> 01:13:20,167
And for precinct two,
precinct two, precinct two!
1346
01:13:20,868 --> 01:13:26,574
Ricks 23, Whitmire 131,
Hunter 158.
1347
01:13:29,010 --> 01:13:30,711
One more, one more,
one more, one more!
1348
01:13:30,745 --> 01:13:33,014
Okay, all right,
precinct three Ricks 10,
1349
01:13:33,948 --> 01:13:37,919
Whitmire 137, Hunter 182.
1350
01:13:41,856 --> 01:13:44,692
We just won the thing in Aspen!
1351
01:13:50,497 --> 01:13:51,599
Relax.
1352
01:13:51,832 --> 01:13:52,833
Relax.
1353
01:13:53,768 --> 01:13:55,536
Okay, okay, precinct four
precinct four.
1354
01:13:55,569 --> 01:14:00,775
Whitmire 204, Hunter 173.
1355
01:14:03,678 --> 01:14:10,618
Precinct five, 320 for Whitmire,
148 for Hunter.
1356
01:14:11,552 --> 01:14:13,955
I think, uh,
it doesn't look good.
1357
01:14:16,524 --> 01:14:17,658
Precinct six.
1358
01:14:18,025 --> 01:14:19,860
Whitmire 300.
1359
01:14:21,963 --> 01:14:23,230
Hunter...
1360
01:14:23,264 --> 01:14:24,565
90.
1361
01:14:24,598 --> 01:14:26,000
The silent majority.
1362
01:14:28,569 --> 01:14:30,503
Well...
1363
01:14:38,045 --> 01:14:41,549
Anyway, they won't have
Hunter S. Thompson
1364
01:14:41,582 --> 01:14:43,184
to kick around anymore.
1365
01:14:43,751 --> 01:14:44,919
This is bullshit!
1366
01:14:45,152 --> 01:14:46,253
No I wouldn't...
1367
01:14:46,287 --> 01:14:47,855
Politics, you know?
1368
01:14:49,190 --> 01:14:50,558
What do you
think you proved?
1369
01:14:52,193 --> 01:14:55,062
I think, um,
I unfortunately proved
1370
01:14:55,096 --> 01:14:57,064
what I set out to prove,
1371
01:14:57,665 --> 01:15:01,135
which is that um,
you know,
1372
01:15:01,168 --> 01:15:04,739
the American dream
really is fucked.
1373
01:15:04,772 --> 01:15:05,906
No, it's not.
1374
01:15:07,641 --> 01:15:08,909
Maybe I didn't prove that.
1375
01:15:09,677 --> 01:15:11,679
Maybe I just proved, you know,
1376
01:15:11,712 --> 01:15:13,881
there's no place in politics
1377
01:15:14,248 --> 01:15:18,319
for a baldheaded lunatic, right?
1378
01:15:26,694 --> 01:15:28,295
We ran the county line
1379
01:15:30,164 --> 01:15:37,038
between the necessity for
winning and the weird possibility
1380
01:15:37,638 --> 01:15:41,175
that we could win
on our own terms.
1381
01:15:43,911 --> 01:15:48,282
And that alone has made
this campaign
1382
01:15:48,315 --> 01:15:50,117
worth all of the effort.
1383
01:15:50,785 --> 01:15:51,786
All the effort.
1384
01:15:55,723 --> 01:15:58,826
I won't dwell on the past
1385
01:15:59,260 --> 01:16:02,663
but just to say that
1386
01:16:03,931 --> 01:16:06,934
this is the best piece of advice
I'll ever give you:
1387
01:16:08,636 --> 01:16:12,006
if you ever get
a chance to sweep
1388
01:16:12,039 --> 01:16:13,774
the fat backs off their feet,
1389
01:16:19,246 --> 01:16:22,216
don't fuck it up.
1390
01:16:32,726 --> 01:16:34,395
We won, we won, we won!
1391
01:16:34,428 --> 01:16:36,664
In a democracy,
people usually get
1392
01:16:36,997 --> 01:16:38,299
the kind of
government they deserve
1393
01:16:38,332 --> 01:16:40,067
and they deserve
what they get.
1394
01:16:40,201 --> 01:16:42,036
We love this town!
1395
01:16:42,069 --> 01:16:44,638
Winning this election,
party lines didn't really
1396
01:16:44,672 --> 01:16:46,073
mean much in this county.
1397
01:16:46,107 --> 01:16:49,110
We realized that laws,
we must have laws,
1398
01:16:49,143 --> 01:16:51,245
and we've got to obey these laws
1399
01:16:51,278 --> 01:16:53,214
and without laws
we've got anarchy.
1400
01:16:53,714 --> 01:16:55,649
- To Aspen.
- To Aspen.
1401
01:16:56,450 --> 01:16:58,652
The day after the polls close,
1402
01:16:58,686 --> 01:17:01,222
you can understand
why Cinderella
1403
01:17:01,255 --> 01:17:02,923
never stayed out
after midnight.
1404
01:17:05,259 --> 01:17:08,129
Politics is the art of
controlling your environment.
1405
01:17:10,231 --> 01:17:12,299
That is one of the key things
I learned in these years
1406
01:17:12,333 --> 01:17:13,934
and I learned it the hard way.
1407
01:17:15,202 --> 01:17:16,203
Yeah!
1408
01:17:17,606 --> 01:17:18,672
Anybody who thinks that it
doesn't matter who's president
1409
01:17:18,706 --> 01:17:21,108
has never been sent off
to fight and die
1410
01:17:21,142 --> 01:17:23,944
in a vicious, stupid war on
the other side of the world,
1411
01:17:25,112 --> 01:17:27,281
or been beaten and
gassed by police
1412
01:17:27,314 --> 01:17:29,350
for trespassing on
public property,
1413
01:17:30,217 --> 01:17:33,387
or been hounded by the IRS for
purely political reasons,
1414
01:17:33,420 --> 01:17:35,322
or locked up in
the Cook County jail
1415
01:17:35,356 --> 01:17:37,925
with a broken nose and
no phone access
1416
01:17:37,958 --> 01:17:40,761
and 12 perverts waiting to
stomp your ass in the shower.
1417
01:17:41,128 --> 01:17:42,897
That is when it matters
who is president
1418
01:17:42,930 --> 01:17:44,932
or governor or Sheriff.
1419
01:17:45,766 --> 01:17:48,435
That is when you wish
you had voted.
1420
01:19:01,190 --> 01:19:06,190
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