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Ugh! Ahh!
No no no no no no!
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Aw come on! Ugh!
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Hey!
Watch my new finishing move.
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(from tv) (bloodcurdling scream
crunching sound)
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(from tv) (horrific vivisection)
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Oh! Oh, oh Gross!
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(elise laughs) Yeah.
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Want to play again?
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Never.
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Chris, we're going.
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Hey, Dan, want to play
"Medieval Disagreement?"
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Chris isn't giving me
much competition.
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His heart's still beating...
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I don't have time to humiliate
you right now, Elise.
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Chris and I need to go
beat up my mechanic.
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Mechanic Mike? Why?
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Because I brought my car in
for its yearly oil change,
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and he broke it!
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What's wrong with it?
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I don't know, he said
the mandibular forceps
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were loose or something.
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That's... not a real thing.
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Whatever.
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More importantly,
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Mike said the repairs would
be done three days ago,
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and it's still not ready!
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This will not stand.
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We chain his feet to the floor,
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and his arms to the
car lifter thingy--
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The rack?
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Is that what it's called?
Appropriate...
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Mike's been pretty amazing to
you over the last few years.
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He doesn't even charge
you for fixing your car,
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just for the parts he uses.
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Yeah, he says he likes working
on "off brand" Filipino cars.
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So if he takes an extra day
or two fixing your car this
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time around, I think you
should just let it slide.
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Ahem!
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Dan, I was just about to call
you.
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Is my car ready?
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No.
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While I was under the hood,
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I noticed a couple of more
things that needed fixing.
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Here.
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Ahh!
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Ow!
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We're leaving.
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Ah!
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(coughing)
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Dan?!
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MECHANIC!!!
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Whoa, that's bad.
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You did this, you swindler!
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I was trying to tell you
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something like this
could happen.
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Now if we can calm down
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and discuss this like
rational adults
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I will drown you in barbecue
sauce and have Chris eat
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your body!
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You shouldn't just...
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automatically assume
I'd be up for that.
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You are so selfish!
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There's no "I" in
"friend," Chris.
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Hey? You want me to
fix your car or what?
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Absolutely not!
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Since it appears my friend
has developed a sudden
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aversion to cannibalism...
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It's not "sudden!"
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...then I will simply have to
take my business elsewhere.
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But you know anyone else will
charge you twice what I do.
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Arrgghh! Blocked at every turn!
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Maybe we can take
it to the dealer?
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The closest one's in Manila.
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And it closed twelve years ago.
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Oh.
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Can you even fix this?
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Sure, but it's not
going to be cheap.
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The thromdibulator's shot,
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and I can see from here it took
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the Oscillation
Overthruster with it.
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You see?
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Well, sure. Any child could
see it's the thromdibulator.
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There's no such
thing as a thromdibulator.
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I knew it! Come on, Chris.
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We're going back to
the mechanic's.
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Oh, no.
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Elise, you're coming with us.
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I need a second
opinion on my car.
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As much as I like to be invited
along for a fun evening of
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breaking and entering,
I think I'll pass.
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Come on!
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All I need you to do
is look at my car,
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and tell me that I'm not crazy.
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I can do one of those things.
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Then let's get moving.
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Wait, did I just
agree to something?
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Welcome to my world.
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Getting in should be easy
enough,
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but what to do about the dog...
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Chris, give me your bacon.
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What bacon?
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Chris keeps emergency bacon in
his wallet.
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I... thought you
didn't know about that.
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All of it.
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That's just disturbing.
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(dog barks)
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Good boy. Who's a good boy?
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Sit!
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All clear!
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(dog sniffs & snarls)
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Aahhh!
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The dog stole my wallet!
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Strange, you gave Elise all of
your bacon... Or did you?
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No.
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Let that be a lesson to you.
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Well?
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Hm, I'm only an amateur
mechanic, but--
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I'm pretty sure this isn't a
regulation starter.
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It looks like a cake mixer.
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It is a cake mixer.
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In fact, Dan, a lot of your
engine has been replaced by
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common household appliances.
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And I think your "timing belt"
is just a long piece of ribbon.
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But why would he do this to me?
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We've always had this great
relationship where I bring
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him my car and he fixes it
for virtually no money.
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Yeah, why would he mess up a
sweet deal like that?
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Hey!
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Guys! Did you hear that?
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Hide!
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Dude, your wife exploded.
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Elise?
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(elise o.s.)(whisper-shout)
HIDE!
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What are you guys doing in my
shop?
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When I said "hide," TWICE,
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how could I have made
that more clear?
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Hey, where's my dog?
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Don't you play the victim with
me! We can go back and forth
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all night about who
set who's dog free--
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You did what?!
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--but I know you've been
replacing my engine with junk!
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You got me. All right, Dan.
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After this weekend, I'll fix
your car up the right way.
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You fix it now.
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I can't order the parts
until some money comes in.
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Which happens this weekend.
Now please leave me alone.
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I'm taking this cake mixer.
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If you find your dog, I
WOULD like my wallet back.
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(phone rings)
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Is he out yet?
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I've been in here for hours.
My legs are numb.
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Hey, WE wanted to go home.
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You were the one who said we had
to find out where he's going.
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Wait, he's coming out.
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Ah! Finally!
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Ah! Legs!
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Okay.
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I'm at a warehouse, I think
near the docks somewhere...
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(elise o.s.)
Yeah, we know.
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How did you guys get here?
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We followed the car.
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So if you did that,
why did I hide in his trunk?
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We wondered the same thing,
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but you told us to mind
our own business.
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And you should!
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(cheering)
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Do you guys hear... Cheering?
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(ding) (cheering)
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Where are we?
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Golly.
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Is that...
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Mechanic Mike.
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This... is... AWESOME!
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So he's got money and
time for this nonsense,
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but not to fix my car?!
Oh, he's a dead man.
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Maybe sooner than later.
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All right! All right! You win!
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(bell rings) (loud cheering)
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Come on. Let's go kick him.
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He looks hurt.
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Good!
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There you are!
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Chris, prepare your jaws of
death!
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For the last time, I'm
not eating anyone.
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Because it's gross.
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Oh. Hey, guys.
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All, right! Wait,
are you crying?
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Yeah.
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Uh... Okay, look.
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I'm here to pummel you, and for
some reason I feel weird about
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doing that while you're
crying, so could you stop?
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Oh, sure.
I'm- I'm sorry about that.
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Thank you.
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Hey, uh maybe if you could just
put Dan's car back together,
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we could all forget
this awkwardness.
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I'd be willing to accept that.
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I can't. I don't own
my garage anymore.
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Or I won't as of
Monday morning.
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When we started the Giant
Mechanized Robotic Suit
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Pugilism Society,
it was about fun.
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Just a bunch of guys and girls,
creating robotic suits of armor
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from car parts and
fighting in an arena.
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Like you do.
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But then the betting started.
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You got sucked in.
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Addiction runs in my family.
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My mother fought a lifelong
battle with chocoholism.
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I'm sorry to hear that.
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Before I knew it,I was
overcharging customers,
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stealing parts from their
cars...
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Mechanics.
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If I had won tonight,
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I'd break even and I
could quit the sport forever.
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Now I'm going to
have to sell my garage.
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I actually feel kind of bad for
you...
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But I feel worse for me,
since I have no car now.
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Hey, there's another fight on
Saturday. We are so going.
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How much are season tickets?
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Elise, your senseless nattering
has given me an idea.
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We enter Saturday's fight.
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We win, you break
even, and fix my car.
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I don't have a robo-suit.
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We can build one out of my car.
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If we don't do this, it's never
going to get fixed again anyway.
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But I can't fight. Not
with a busted wing.
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That's right.
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You'll have to train someone to
use the suit.
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Ooh! Me! Me!
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No. Chris.
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What?!
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Have you ever seen him
play video games?
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She's got a point.
Plus, I don't want to.
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Look, whoever's in that suit
could get hurt. Badly.
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And Chris heals quicker
than anyone I know.
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He'll get killed out there, Dan.
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You have to let me.
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I'm sorry, Elise, my
mind is made up.
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This is my plan, it's my car,
and I say Chris is fighting.
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Chris doesn't want to!
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Can I at least be the alternate?
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If something happens to him?
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I'll help you build the suit.
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Deal.
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Is anyone going to ask my
opinion about this?
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Okay, we only have a few days,
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so what I propose...
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Don't eat that.
You're in training.
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Come on, Chris, pick up
those feet! One-two-one-two!
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And...rest!
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Whew.
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You're doing great, Chris.
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Thanks to my coaching,
of course.
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I'm starving.
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I got you a special treat,
buddy.
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Because you've been working so
hard.
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Bacon! All right!
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(furious snarls) (biting noises)
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Ahh! Ahhh! Ahhh!
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There you are, boy!
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Uh-oh.
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Chris, are you okay?
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00:13:25,818 --> 00:13:28,418
I feel terrible.
263
00:13:28,418 --> 00:13:30,888
He'll be fine... Eventually.
264
00:13:30,888 --> 00:13:33,288
Looks like we're going to need a
new pilot.
265
00:13:33,288 --> 00:13:35,458
Don't worry, guys.
I'll win this thing.
266
00:13:35,458 --> 00:13:37,558
No, Elise, you won't.
267
00:13:37,558 --> 00:13:39,258
Because I'M going to fight.
268
00:13:39,268 --> 00:13:41,568
We agreed that I
was the alternate!
269
00:13:41,568 --> 00:13:43,428
And you still are.
270
00:13:43,438 --> 00:13:45,068
Dan--!
271
00:13:45,068 --> 00:13:46,838
There's too much riding
on this, Elise.
272
00:13:46,838 --> 00:13:49,708
We've got to put our
best foot forward.
273
00:13:49,708 --> 00:13:51,238
And you think that's you?!
274
00:13:51,238 --> 00:13:54,108
I have piloted every kind
of machine known to man
275
00:13:54,108 --> 00:13:55,078
at one time or another.
276
00:13:55,078 --> 00:13:56,008
I have--
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00:13:56,018 --> 00:13:57,278
Here's what you sound like.
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00:13:57,278 --> 00:13:59,648
"Mamina mamina
mamina helicopters."
279
00:13:59,648 --> 00:14:02,388
Look, you're working for Team
Dan.
280
00:14:02,388 --> 00:14:05,158
Which means Dan calls the shots.
281
00:14:05,158 --> 00:14:06,818
Is your name Dan?
282
00:14:06,828 --> 00:14:08,488
No. It is not.
283
00:14:08,488 --> 00:14:12,658
Then let's get back to work,
shall we?
284
00:14:12,668 --> 00:14:16,768
We have some major assembly--
Ow!
285
00:14:16,768 --> 00:14:19,298
Team Dan will be sorry.
286
00:14:25,878 --> 00:14:28,108
Who needs Elise anyway, right?
287
00:14:28,108 --> 00:14:30,178
Uh... sure.
288
00:14:32,118 --> 00:14:33,018
Looking good!
289
00:14:33,018 --> 00:14:36,418
(crash)
290
00:14:36,418 --> 00:14:37,788
Or, we're in trouble.
291
00:14:48,098 --> 00:14:49,768
Elise was working on the arms.
292
00:14:49,768 --> 00:14:54,068
She had all the schematics, knew
how everything fit together...
293
00:14:54,068 --> 00:14:56,508
All right, I'll go talk to her.
294
00:14:56,508 --> 00:14:57,668
She owes me an apology anyway.
295
00:15:02,478 --> 00:15:04,778
Elise?
296
00:15:04,778 --> 00:15:08,748
Hey, Dan. She's not here.
297
00:15:08,748 --> 00:15:11,518
(video game voice)
(impotent fury)
298
00:15:11,518 --> 00:15:13,888
Agh! I just can't get
the hang of this!
299
00:15:18,658 --> 00:15:21,398
(video game voice )
(you are victorious)
300
00:15:21,398 --> 00:15:23,028
How did you do that?
301
00:15:23,038 --> 00:15:25,638
I spent my formative years
playing video games.
302
00:15:25,638 --> 00:15:27,768
When I wasn't watching
television.
303
00:15:27,768 --> 00:15:30,138
It's a full life you've led,
Dan.
304
00:15:30,138 --> 00:15:33,138
So where's Elise?
305
00:15:33,148 --> 00:15:35,748
I've decided to let
her back on Team Dan.
306
00:15:35,748 --> 00:15:37,608
I don't know. She
hasn't been around.
307
00:15:37,618 --> 00:15:40,078
And why are you home, sitting on
your couch,
308
00:15:40,088 --> 00:15:42,488
when you should be helping me?
309
00:15:42,488 --> 00:15:45,258
I'm recovering from my injuries.
310
00:15:45,258 --> 00:15:48,588
Nonsense. I need you in
my corner. Let's go.
311
00:15:58,271 --> 00:16:00,911
For that little "bursting into
flames" problem that we can't
312
00:16:00,911 --> 00:16:02,911
seem to get rid of.
313
00:16:02,911 --> 00:16:04,841
You sure you're ready?
314
00:16:04,841 --> 00:16:08,951
All that time I spent watching
B-grade sci-fi movies about
315
00:16:08,951 --> 00:16:12,221
giant robots, who knew I was
actually training for this day?
316
00:16:13,351 --> 00:16:15,591
It's missing one
thing, though...
317
00:16:22,931 --> 00:16:24,301
Now we're ready.
318
00:16:30,491 --> 00:16:33,841
Don't forget, the left arm's
not attached by much more
319
00:16:33,851 --> 00:16:35,851
than our sincere good wishes.
320
00:16:35,851 --> 00:16:37,451
Don't get hit on your left side.
321
00:16:37,451 --> 00:16:39,151
No problem.
322
00:16:39,151 --> 00:16:40,291
Don't worry, Dan.
323
00:16:40,290 --> 00:16:43,280
If there's one thing I learned
from video games it's that dying
324
00:16:43,280 --> 00:16:43,290
just means you can start over.
If there's one thing I learned from video games it's that dying
325
00:16:43,290 --> 00:16:45,900
just means you can start over.
326
00:16:45,900 --> 00:16:47,770
Who am I fighting, anyway?
327
00:16:47,777 --> 00:16:48,877
The Widowmaker.
328
00:16:48,877 --> 00:16:50,007
Cool.
329
00:16:50,007 --> 00:16:51,977
What name is Dan fighting under?
330
00:16:51,977 --> 00:16:54,677
Uh... "Dan."
331
00:16:54,677 --> 00:16:57,047
Can you tell meanything about
this Widowmaker?
332
00:16:57,047 --> 00:16:58,417
Nope. Must be new.
333
00:17:14,867 --> 00:17:16,867
I knew we should have let her
play.
334
00:17:16,867 --> 00:17:18,267
Now who do I root for?
335
00:17:18,267 --> 00:17:20,107
Me of course!
336
00:17:20,107 --> 00:17:22,507
I better go talk to her.
337
00:17:22,522 --> 00:17:24,822
Hey, gorgeous... I can only
assume you're here to
338
00:17:24,820 --> 00:17:27,540
throw the fight so Mechanic
Mike can get his garage back?
339
00:17:27,540 --> 00:17:29,430
I'm here to destroy Dan.
340
00:17:29,850 --> 00:17:30,620
Any chance you'd
consider--
341
00:17:30,620 --> 00:17:31,490
No.
342
00:17:33,110 --> 00:17:34,130
Well, I tried.
343
00:17:34,131 --> 00:17:37,931
Never mind that now. Chris, I
need some inside information.
344
00:17:37,931 --> 00:17:39,671
What are Elise's weaknesses?
345
00:17:39,671 --> 00:17:44,011
She's hyper-competitive and
completely without mercy.
346
00:17:44,011 --> 00:17:46,441
Great. Thanks for that.
347
00:17:46,441 --> 00:17:47,681
(bell sounds)
348
00:17:47,681 --> 00:17:48,541
Guess it's showtime.
349
00:17:48,541 --> 00:17:51,081
(cheering)
350
00:18:06,831 --> 00:18:09,661
You want to give up now, or
commence with the Dan-beating?
351
00:18:09,671 --> 00:18:13,571
I am going to enjoy pounding
you into oblivion.
352
00:18:13,571 --> 00:18:15,001
The only thing you're
going to enjoy
353
00:18:15,001 --> 00:18:17,001
is eating your meals
through a straw.
354
00:18:17,011 --> 00:18:18,841
Just don't hurt each other!
355
00:18:18,841 --> 00:18:22,681
(bell dings)
356
00:18:30,221 --> 00:18:31,791
Oh, man...
357
00:18:31,791 --> 00:18:34,661
Come on, Dan! Crush her!
358
00:18:34,661 --> 00:18:35,591
Gently!
359
00:18:40,861 --> 00:18:42,131
(crunching sound)
360
00:18:42,131 --> 00:18:47,401
(metallic wrenching noise)
361
00:18:56,381 --> 00:18:58,911
Ooh. that was the good arm.
362
00:18:58,921 --> 00:19:00,921
Guess it was worth a try.
363
00:19:00,921 --> 00:19:01,751
Uh..
364
00:19:01,751 --> 00:19:08,161
Ugh! Ooh! Ahh!
365
00:19:13,761 --> 00:19:14,731
Is-- that-- all-- you-- got?!
366
00:19:17,171 --> 00:19:18,901
Aaahhh!
367
00:19:37,721 --> 00:19:40,451
Surrender now, or I finish you!
368
00:19:40,461 --> 00:19:44,091
Never!
369
00:19:58,541 --> 00:19:59,441
(cough)
370
00:20:02,111 --> 00:20:03,381
Go Dan!
371
00:20:03,381 --> 00:20:05,111
Is that even legal?
372
00:20:05,111 --> 00:20:07,011
I don't think it's in the
rules, one way or the other.
373
00:20:08,481 --> 00:20:09,421
What's he doing now-- oh.
374
00:20:18,261 --> 00:20:18,991
RRrraaahhh!
375
00:20:19,801 --> 00:20:21,131
Now that CAN'T be legal.
376
00:20:21,131 --> 00:20:22,901
Judges haven't stopped the
fight...
377
00:20:29,071 --> 00:20:34,581
(bell dings) (loud cheering)
378
00:20:38,551 --> 00:20:40,681
Ha ha ha! Dan won!
379
00:20:44,091 --> 00:20:44,921
And they're both alive!
380
00:20:53,161 --> 00:20:56,861
You know, Dan, you put up
your car, you won the fight.
381
00:20:56,871 --> 00:20:59,801
Technically you could
have owned this shop.
382
00:20:59,980 --> 00:21:00,920
Keep it.
383
00:21:00,920 --> 00:21:02,540
What would I do with a mechanic
shop?
384
00:21:02,541 --> 00:21:06,611
Besides, crushing Elise
was reward enough.
385
00:21:06,610 --> 00:21:08,190
You got lucky, you little--!
386
00:21:08,190 --> 00:21:09,370
Whoa, whoa!
387
00:21:09,370 --> 00:21:11,750
All's well that ends well,
right?
388
00:21:12,350 --> 00:21:15,710
And trust me, better to get
out before you get hooked.
389
00:21:15,990 --> 00:21:18,450
Thank you, Dan.
You saved my business.
390
00:21:18,480 --> 00:21:20,990
You don't have to thank me,
Mechanic Mike.
391
00:21:21,900 --> 00:21:25,200
But you DO have to fix my
car whenever it breaks,
392
00:21:25,223 --> 00:21:28,353
and never charge me a penny.
393
00:21:31,360 --> 00:21:32,060
Huh.
394
00:21:32,060 --> 00:21:32,830
Guess I forgot
to--
395
00:21:32,830 --> 00:21:34,570
(boom)
396
00:21:34,780 --> 00:21:37,070
Yea, that's the thromdibulator
397
00:21:37,071 --> 00:21:39,671
(dan o.s.) mechanic!!
398
00:21:39,721 --> 00:21:44,271
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