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(norad voice over p.a.) Enabling
nuclear strike commands.
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Dan, don't do it!
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Do you mind?
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I am trying to concentrate here.
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You're going to start
World War 3!
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Well, duh!
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(norad voice over p.a.)
Launch codes authenticated.
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It's the only way to make sure
I get that stupid squirrel!
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...and his whole stupid
squirrel family...
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(norad voice over p.a.)
Warheads armed.
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Initiating launch sequence.
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Dan, I don't ask much of you,
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but could you please not
destroy the entire planet!?
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I'm sorry, Chris. It's
too late for that now.
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Elise?!
What are you doing h--ow!
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Stopping you from
killing us all!
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Let me go! It's the only way!
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That's not exactly how I
remember things, your honor.
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The security tapes are
pretty clear on the matter.
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So, what am we being
charged with?
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Treason? Attempted Extinction
of the Human Race?
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Trespassing.
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The United States government
would like the world to remain
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ignorant of how close it
was to total annihilation.
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And how easily you
got hold of the
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launch codes and
infiltrated NORAD.
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(dan laughs)
It WAS pretty easy.
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And since this entire incident
arose because you were
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angry at a squirrel--
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--a FAMILY of squirrels, your
honor.
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And if you knew them,
you'd be on my side.
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I'm giving you a choice.
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Ten years in prison,
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or four weeks of anger
management classes.
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Why did I get sentenced to
anger management classes?
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You were my accessory.
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Today, we're really going to
open up.
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Express our feelings in a safe,
non-judgmental environment.
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Remember, it's okay to cry.
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I choose prison.
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Dan!
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Ahhh!
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"ANGER MANAGEMENT!!!"
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We'd better get back inside.
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Non-judgmental environments
are for losers, Chris.
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Oh? And who's prison for?
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Men with principles.
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Don't you think four weeks of
this is better than 10 years of
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hard labor, orange jumpsuits and
the everpresent risk of being
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stabbed with a
sharpened toothbrush?
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All right, let's get started
with the touchy-feely.
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Quick, somebody validate my
personhood.
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I know how you're feeling, Dan.
We've all been there too.
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Oh, sure.
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Cute girls with PhD's
have all the problems.
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Everyone has anger. Right guys?
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I'll say!
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I beat up the Dalai Lama.
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The trick is learning
to control your rage,
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so it doesn't control you.
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Sounds unsatisfying.
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How about instead, we all
go in on a flamethrower?
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Who's with me?
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Maybe it's a little early
to jump right into group.
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Let's start with some basic
psychological testing.
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They're going to put us in a
maze and make us find cheese.
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If we don't do it in time,
they zap us with electricity.
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What kind of cheese?
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Stupid multiple choice...
(whispering) Psst!
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What?
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(whispering)
What did you get for number 15?
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I'm not going to help you cheat
on a psychological evaluation!
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Fine!
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(muttering) Jerk.
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Words and images will
appear on the screen.
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When you see something
that makes you angry,
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click the button.
Like that. Got it?
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Dan? Are you okay?
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Rrraahhhrrr!
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Well, you have some...
interesting results.
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First off, you're the only
person I've ever seen fill out
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one of our questionnaires
in blood.
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Just to clarify, it
wasn't my blood.
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Was it, "Mister-I-can't-stop-
clicking-my-pen"?
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I'm still not speaking to you.
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Generally, we measure rage on a
scale of one to about fifty.
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What's Dan? Forty-nine?
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Ow! See?
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Actually he's somewhere
around eighty.
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Hogwash! You said the scale
only goes up to fifty.
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That's for normal human emotion.
You're well outside of that.
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The closest equivalent to your
anger level would be... oh,
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let me see... An alligator.
With a toothache.
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Okay, moving on...
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...that is repeatedly
being poked with a sharp stick.
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I get it, all right!?
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Chris, on the other hand, is a
point five.
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See? I have my anger
under control.
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Kiss up.
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Actually, it's not good to
have an underdeveloped
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anger reflex, either.
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Ha!
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When anger is repressed, it can
erupt in spontaneous bursts.
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Or manifest in other ways.
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Other ways? Like, like what?
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Like uncontrolled eating.
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Huh.
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So what, exactly, are you
supposed to do about it?
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Not sure, really.
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Get in touch with my anger
somehow and express
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it in a healthy way.
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And then you'll be a real boy?
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Maybe.
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Well, don't go too far with the
anger thing.
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I like you the way you are.
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Aw...
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It would be a shame to
have to put you down.
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And let's give a special
welcome to Chris and Dan,
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who are joining us
for the first time.
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Hi, Chris. Hi Dan.
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We love you.
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Lady, you don't even know me.
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Today we'll be talking
about "triggers."
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What are some of the
things that set us off?
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For example, mine is littering.
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Francine?
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I get really angry when--
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Traffic! I hate traffic.
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Burt...
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I hate when people
interrupt me--
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Oh, me too.
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--when I'm speaking! It's so--
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Yeah, that's the worst.
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I'm going to take a "time out"
now.
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That's great, Francine.
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Whoa, that's some language.
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Chris?
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Is there anything that makes
you disproportionately angry?
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I... don't like being hit in
the face. That makes me angry.
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Is that okay?
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It's a start.
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Dan?
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Look, I don't think
this is for me.
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Why would I sit here talking
about what bothers me
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when I could be out there
doing something about it?
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Why don't you give it a try?
We're all here for you.
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Please?
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Fine. Stuff that
makes me angry...
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Um, I don't have the whole list
here.
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Most of my notebooks
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are in a storage facility
in Sherman Oaks.
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Okay, from the top.
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Uh blood-sucking ticks... that
one's self explanatory...
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Wisconsin...
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Aarrgh!
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There! That is a perfect
example! Car alarms!
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"You know what I need?
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A siren that goes
off every time
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someone in the
neighborhood sneezes!"
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Tell me about it.
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So annoying!
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I think we can all agree there.
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But before we let our
emotions run away with us--
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And when, in the history
of the human race,
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has a car alarm ever actually
prevented a crime?!
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Yeah!
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All right, let's all
just take a moment to--
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You know what I'd like to do?
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I'd like to go out there
and rip that car apart
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with my bare hands until
I find that stupid alarm
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and stomp it into a
thousand little pieces!
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Let's do it!
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Wait, wait, everyone--!
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HAVOC!
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And... they're setting
the car on fire.
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(whoomph) (cheering)
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That's my car.
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Whoops.
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I don't understand why you're
mad at me.
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You incited a riot in my anger
management class!
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By accident!
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And please, one burning
car does not a riot make.
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It was MY car!
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I know that!
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You've said it like a
hundred times already!
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You HAVE said it a lot, Amber.
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Step outside of yourself.
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Experience the moment
from a fresh perspective.
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Look, I didn't mean to start an
angry mob.
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It just sort of happened.
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And we're very sorry your car
got destroyed.
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Besides, I thought I
was supposed to share
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how I was feeling.
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You are. I guess I can't
fault you for that.
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I do want you to be
honest and open.
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Okay.
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I think Anger Management is a
joke.
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Also, you wear a
little too much makeup.
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Please don't send us to prison.
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Thank you both for volunteering.
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Who volunteered?
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I think it's important to keep
our schools clean, don't you?
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I mean, the children--
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...rotten, no-good...
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Step outside yourself...
Step outside yourself...
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She's about to snap. Believe
me, I know the signs.
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Maybe we should go talk to her.
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I'll handle it.
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You keep picking up garbage.
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Okay. Hey!
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You-YOU pick it up.
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Yeah, I said it.
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(muttering angrily)
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What'cha got there?
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Herbal tea... Stress ball...
Breathing exercises...
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Does that stuff actually work?
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Uh-huh! No. Not really.
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In fact, I've been grinding my
teeth down to the nubs while
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I sleep, because my body can't
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process all the residual stress.
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That littering thing really
gets to you, doesn't it?
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Like there's a shortage of
trash cans in the world?!
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He's gotta throw his
garbage........Sorry.
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It just makes me so mad.
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And I feel...
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Helpless? Ineffectual?
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Believe me, I understand.
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Hey, like you said in the
group, we've all been there.
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Yeah, thanks.
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I've got to learn to
let this stuff go.
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Sure, that's one way. Or...
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Or what?
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If it were me... I mean,
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hypothetically, of course,
I would track the jerk down
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and make him sorry he ever
THOUGHT of littering.
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You interested?
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Even if you were serious,
there's no way to even find
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the person in question.
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Except I got his
license plate number.
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So what are you doing later?
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Did you talk to her?
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We're going out tonight.
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So you saw that she was upset,
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took advantage of her
emotionally fragile state,
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and manipulated her into
going on a date with you?
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Yeah. Basically.
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Smooth.
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(whistling)
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I can't believe we
actually found him!
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Let's destroy this jerk!
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You're cute when you're
righteously indignant.
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Hey look, he left his top down.
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It's almost too easy.
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Why? What are you...
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(evil giggle)
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I like it.
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So I'm halfway through my
anger management workbook.
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It's called "We All Go a
Little Mad Sometimes."
259
00:12:58,311 --> 00:13:00,111
That is great, Chris.
260
00:13:00,113 --> 00:13:01,412
What's Dan's workbook called?
261
00:13:01,670 --> 00:13:02,230
"Holy Moley.
262
00:13:02,240 --> 00:13:04,140
Calm Down Before
You Kill Someone?"
263
00:13:04,151 --> 00:13:06,584
Speaking of which, Dan's
actually on a date with Amber,
264
00:13:06,586 --> 00:13:07,519
our counselor.
265
00:13:07,521 --> 00:13:09,254
Really? A date?
266
00:13:10,089 --> 00:13:11,890
Dan's version of one, yeah.
267
00:13:11,892 --> 00:13:12,724
What does that involve?
268
00:13:18,130 --> 00:13:20,532
My car!
269
00:13:20,530 --> 00:13:24,910
Nooo.... This car is my baby!
270
00:13:24,910 --> 00:13:27,590
(amber o.s.) Should have thought of that
before you littered, jerk!
271
00:13:27,873 --> 00:13:28,206
(clank)
272
00:13:28,208 --> 00:13:29,607
Aahh!
273
00:13:29,609 --> 00:13:30,408
(amber o.s.) Ha!
274
00:13:30,410 --> 00:13:30,975
(tires squeal)
275
00:13:34,180 --> 00:13:36,314
That was great.
276
00:13:36,316 --> 00:13:37,949
I bet I sleep like a baby
tonight.
277
00:13:37,951 --> 00:13:41,085
Nice throw with the
trash can, by the way.
278
00:13:41,087 --> 00:13:42,554
I know, right?!
279
00:13:42,556 --> 00:13:43,021
Bam!
280
00:13:43,023 --> 00:13:47,158
(They laugh)
281
00:13:47,160 --> 00:13:48,593
Good times...
282
00:13:48,595 --> 00:13:52,130
Hey, I'd like to see you again.
283
00:13:52,132 --> 00:13:53,131
I'd love to.
284
00:13:55,134 --> 00:13:57,302
Really?
285
00:13:57,304 --> 00:13:59,404
Yeah! You know who we're
going after next?
286
00:14:00,906 --> 00:14:02,874
Next?
287
00:14:02,876 --> 00:14:04,843
There was this girl in high
school named Emily.
288
00:14:04,845 --> 00:14:06,377
She intentionally
spilled ink on my shirt
289
00:14:06,379 --> 00:14:07,712
the day they were taking
yearbook photos--
290
00:14:07,714 --> 00:14:09,480
Whoa, now, hold up.
291
00:14:09,482 --> 00:14:12,217
Are we just revenge buddies?
292
00:14:12,219 --> 00:14:16,387
I kind of thought
this was a... date.
293
00:14:16,389 --> 00:14:18,690
Did you? Ooh.
294
00:14:18,692 --> 00:14:24,796
No, no, no, it's not. Sorry.
295
00:14:24,798 --> 00:14:26,998
But you HAVE made me realize
how much fun it is to get
296
00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:28,933
back at people.
297
00:14:28,935 --> 00:14:32,170
Glad to help, but I have my own
list to attend to.
298
00:14:32,172 --> 00:14:35,373
I mean, that squirrel is
still out there somewhere...
299
00:14:35,375 --> 00:14:37,909
Last I checked, you needed a
certificate of completion
300
00:14:37,911 --> 00:14:39,143
from me, or you get
locked up. Right?
301
00:14:40,446 --> 00:14:42,046
So it's extortion.
302
00:14:42,048 --> 00:14:44,716
Extortion is such an ugly word.
303
00:14:44,718 --> 00:14:48,253
I prefer-- (pleasant)
"Extortion."
304
00:14:48,255 --> 00:14:50,455
That's the same word.
305
00:14:50,457 --> 00:14:52,390
I said it nicer the second time.
306
00:14:52,440 --> 00:14:53,720
Just so there's no mistake;
307
00:14:53,720 --> 00:14:57,120
you will do exactly what I say,
or I will send you to prison.
308
00:15:07,239 --> 00:15:08,239
I've been played for a fool.
309
00:15:08,241 --> 00:15:10,642
A fool, I say!
310
00:15:10,644 --> 00:15:12,777
Huh? Dan...? What time is it?
311
00:15:12,779 --> 00:15:13,945
How did you get in here?
312
00:15:13,947 --> 00:15:15,480
I thought Amber liked me.
313
00:15:15,482 --> 00:15:20,084
Turns out she was just using
me! I feel so cheap...
314
00:15:20,086 --> 00:15:22,420
Yeah, that's rough.
315
00:15:22,422 --> 00:15:25,757
Well, look at the time...
You should be going.
316
00:15:25,759 --> 00:15:28,426
It's bad enough that she was
never interested in dating me.
317
00:15:28,428 --> 00:15:31,195
But now she says if I don't
help her, I go to prison.
318
00:15:31,197 --> 00:15:34,232
She wants me to get back at some
girl that spilled ink on her
319
00:15:34,234 --> 00:15:35,934
like a decade ago!
320
00:15:35,936 --> 00:15:38,136
How does she want you to do
that?
321
00:15:38,138 --> 00:15:40,571
Apparently she's getting
married this Saturday...
322
00:15:41,774 --> 00:15:45,677
Fun fact; I once inadvertently
burned this chapel down.
323
00:15:45,679 --> 00:15:49,847
You said that about like three
buildings on the way over here.
324
00:15:49,849 --> 00:15:53,885
Yeah, today's been a real
trip down memory lane.
325
00:15:55,254 --> 00:15:58,222
The wedding's started.
326
00:15:58,224 --> 00:15:59,023
Paint bomb.
327
00:16:00,192 --> 00:16:04,262
Ready?
328
00:16:04,264 --> 00:16:07,265
Hey, Emily!
329
00:16:07,267 --> 00:16:08,066
(bang and a splat)
330
00:16:08,068 --> 00:16:08,399
(screams)
331
00:16:11,770 --> 00:16:13,771
Next up, my sister...
332
00:16:13,773 --> 00:16:15,773
I'm thinking maybe a
week from Tuesday?
333
00:16:15,775 --> 00:16:19,177
I graduate from your
program in three days.
334
00:16:19,450 --> 00:16:20,230
Do you?
335
00:16:20,530 --> 00:16:22,210
Because I'm going to
recommend to the judge
336
00:16:22,215 --> 00:16:24,649
that we extend your counseling.
337
00:16:24,651 --> 00:16:28,519
You unbelievable--!
338
00:16:28,521 --> 00:16:29,988
For how long?!
339
00:16:29,990 --> 00:16:30,588
Who knows? Months.
340
00:16:30,590 --> 00:16:34,192
Maybe years.
341
00:16:35,294 --> 00:16:37,662
YEARS!?
342
00:16:39,365 --> 00:16:41,733
Ow!
343
00:16:41,735 --> 00:16:42,967
Stupid...
344
00:16:42,969 --> 00:16:44,435
Hurt MY foot?!
345
00:16:44,437 --> 00:16:48,606
Ow! Aaaahhhh!
346
00:16:48,608 --> 00:16:49,607
(mr. mumbles meows)
347
00:16:49,609 --> 00:16:50,008
Hmm.
348
00:16:58,083 --> 00:17:01,352
It's okay, Mr. Mumbles.
You can come out now.
349
00:17:04,323 --> 00:17:06,491
So it's ME I'm really
fighting...
350
00:17:09,528 --> 00:17:11,596
...and then, in my lowest
moment,
351
00:17:11,598 --> 00:17:15,466
it dawned on me: I don't
have to live my life this way.
352
00:17:15,468 --> 00:17:17,001
That's right, Dan.
353
00:17:17,003 --> 00:17:19,170
You could join the circus!
354
00:17:19,172 --> 00:17:22,673
So now, if it's okay, I'd
like to lead the group in
355
00:17:22,675 --> 00:17:25,510
some meditation exercises I
learned from my workbook?
356
00:17:25,512 --> 00:17:28,713
Of course. Excellent
progress, Dan.
357
00:17:31,083 --> 00:17:33,818
Bah-Weep-Grah-Na-Weep-Ninny-Bom.
358
00:17:33,820 --> 00:17:36,621
Bah-Weep-Grah-Na-Weep-Ninny-Bom.
359
00:17:40,692 --> 00:17:43,294
So this isall an act, right?
You're plotting something?
360
00:17:43,296 --> 00:17:45,063
No. Why?
361
00:17:47,699 --> 00:17:49,233
You want to catch
a movie this weekend?
362
00:17:49,235 --> 00:17:51,002
I'm actually pretty busy.
363
00:17:51,190 --> 00:17:51,870
Apparently,
364
00:17:51,880 --> 00:17:55,130
Amber's sister used to force
feed her creamed spinach.
365
00:17:55,141 --> 00:17:59,477
So, I need to rig up a tripwire
and a kiddie pool of creamed
366
00:17:59,479 --> 00:18:01,379
spinach... It's a lot of work.
367
00:18:01,540 --> 00:18:02,340
It's not right,
368
00:18:02,360 --> 00:18:04,340
Amber making you do all
her dirty work for her.
369
00:18:04,350 --> 00:18:06,551
Yeah, but she's holding all the
cards.
370
00:18:06,553 --> 00:18:09,654
How about we get something to
blackmail her with?
371
00:18:09,710 --> 00:18:11,030
You know what's heen helping?
372
00:18:11,080 --> 00:18:14,150
I've been doing the techniques
in my anger management workbook.
373
00:18:14,160 --> 00:18:16,060
I'm "letting go."
374
00:18:16,062 --> 00:18:17,462
Are you kidding me?!
375
00:18:17,464 --> 00:18:20,731
You know Chris, sometimes it's
best to just go along with
376
00:18:20,733 --> 00:18:22,200
an unpleasant situation.
377
00:18:22,202 --> 00:18:24,936
Things have a way of
working themselves out.
378
00:18:24,938 --> 00:18:27,672
You want to come up for an
herbal tea?
379
00:18:27,674 --> 00:18:31,876
I have Soothing Blossom,
Gentle Raisin, and Mint Slap.
380
00:18:31,878 --> 00:18:34,879
I don't know who
you are anymore.
381
00:18:41,320 --> 00:18:45,156
Chris? Are you okay?
382
00:18:45,158 --> 00:18:47,458
I'm fine. Go back to sleep.
383
00:18:47,460 --> 00:18:49,026
Were you growling?
384
00:18:49,028 --> 00:18:50,294
No.
385
00:18:50,296 --> 00:18:52,063
Well, get some rest.
386
00:18:52,065 --> 00:18:54,465
Your anger management
graduation's tomorrow.
387
00:19:00,700 --> 00:19:01,430
Whoa.
388
00:19:01,590 --> 00:19:05,270
What happened here?!
Did you do this?
389
00:19:05,278 --> 00:19:07,278
No! I swear.
390
00:19:07,280 --> 00:19:08,546
(chris o.s.) I did it.
391
00:19:08,548 --> 00:19:12,450
I spent all night covering the
school grounds in garbage.
392
00:19:12,452 --> 00:19:14,886
Because...?
393
00:19:14,888 --> 00:19:17,788
Because I finally got in
touch with my anger.
394
00:19:17,790 --> 00:19:20,892
How do you like them
apples, Amber?
395
00:19:20,894 --> 00:19:26,531
You know, I don't even
want the rest of this.
396
00:19:26,533 --> 00:19:27,231
Hmm.
397
00:19:27,233 --> 00:19:28,132
Okay, she's about to--
398
00:19:28,134 --> 00:19:31,369
Rrrahhhrr!
399
00:19:31,440 --> 00:19:31,990
(door slams)
400
00:19:32,000 --> 00:19:34,700
That wasn't so bad. I was
expecting her to do something--
401
00:19:34,707 --> 00:19:37,742
(amber screams)
402
00:19:37,744 --> 00:19:40,478
--more like that.
403
00:19:40,480 --> 00:19:43,381
Uh-oh. Ah!
404
00:19:46,718 --> 00:19:47,718
Hi, your honor!
405
00:19:47,720 --> 00:19:49,620
Nice of you to come
to the graduation.
406
00:19:49,622 --> 00:19:50,855
Of course!
407
00:19:50,857 --> 00:19:53,191
I always like to check
in on my...
408
00:19:53,193 --> 00:19:54,091
Hi, honey!
409
00:19:54,093 --> 00:19:55,193
Uh... help?!
410
00:19:55,195 --> 00:19:57,495
I WILL MURDER YOU!
411
00:19:57,490 --> 00:19:59,350
(huffing and puffing)
Amber! Wait!
412
00:19:59,840 --> 00:20:03,460
Let's make some herbal
tea and talk about this!
413
00:20:03,469 --> 00:20:04,902
Oh, hey Elise...
414
00:20:04,904 --> 00:20:05,803
Your Honor...
415
00:20:05,805 --> 00:20:07,104
Don't worry, I got this.
416
00:20:11,310 --> 00:20:13,010
Guys?
417
00:20:13,012 --> 00:20:14,779
I need you.
418
00:20:14,781 --> 00:20:16,113
I'm sorry, okay?
419
00:20:16,115 --> 00:20:18,416
I'm sorry I got in
touch with my anger!
420
00:20:18,418 --> 00:20:20,551
It won't happen again!
421
00:20:20,553 --> 00:20:22,687
Amber, stop!
422
00:20:22,689 --> 00:20:25,323
Don't you see what you're doing?
423
00:20:25,325 --> 00:20:27,058
You're binging on bile.
424
00:20:27,060 --> 00:20:28,426
You need to step back.
425
00:20:32,130 --> 00:20:34,398
You don't understand! He--
426
00:20:34,400 --> 00:20:35,866
We understand.
427
00:20:35,868 --> 00:20:37,668
We're here for you.
428
00:20:37,670 --> 00:20:41,405
Don't let the anger win.
429
00:20:46,044 --> 00:20:49,580
Good job diffusing
that situation, Dan.
430
00:20:49,582 --> 00:20:53,417
It seems you've learned
something in anger management.
431
00:20:53,419 --> 00:20:55,219
You two are free to go.
432
00:20:55,360 --> 00:20:56,240
Thank you, sir.
433
00:20:56,260 --> 00:20:58,320
As soon as you
clean up all of this garbage.
434
00:20:58,324 --> 00:21:00,858
Of course.
435
00:21:02,494 --> 00:21:04,662
I'm very proud of you, Chris.
436
00:21:04,664 --> 00:21:07,198
Way to get in touch with your
anger!
437
00:21:07,200 --> 00:21:08,599
Yeah, I'm not doing that again.
438
00:21:08,601 --> 00:21:11,836
It really is dangerous when rage
gets out of hand.
439
00:21:11,838 --> 00:21:13,604
Am I imagining things?
440
00:21:13,606 --> 00:21:16,173
Nope, I heard him say that, too.
441
00:21:16,175 --> 00:21:17,908
Seriously, though.
442
00:21:17,910 --> 00:21:21,078
Maybe if I channel my energy
into something more positive,
443
00:21:21,080 --> 00:21:25,182
get involved in some kind of
hobby or something that...
444
00:21:25,184 --> 00:21:26,450
(chitters)
445
00:21:26,452 --> 00:21:27,852
Dan?
446
00:21:29,955 --> 00:21:31,789
YOU!
447
00:21:31,791 --> 00:21:33,591
Rrrahhhrr!
448
00:21:33,593 --> 00:21:35,192
Well...
449
00:21:35,194 --> 00:21:36,294
Yeah.
450
00:21:36,296 --> 00:21:39,430
You're gonna die, squirrel!
451
00:21:39,480 --> 00:21:44,030
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