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I just don't understand
why we had to drive
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all the way back to
your neighborhood.
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There are ATMs all
over the place.
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But this is the only one
that will let me take out
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five dollars at a time.
That's why I bank here.
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Turn around, please.
That's better.
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Can't be too careful, you know.
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I know your PIN, Dan.
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You do not!
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You mutter it under your breath
every time you punch it in.
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That's a lie!
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(to himself,muttering)
Let's see.Five,three,seven,five.
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Can we go now? I'm hungry.
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It's your own fault,
if you would just
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buy me lunch like
I told you to...
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What is this?!
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It was one thing when
it was two bucks,
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but this is crossing the line!
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(to the ATM)
Give me back my money, punk!
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Ow! Stupid loansharking robot!
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Wait, you've been paying two
dollars to take out five?
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Willingly?
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You have to spend money to
make money, Chris.
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I'm not sure that expression
applies here.
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Come on, I've got a bone to
pick with the bank manager.
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All right, you fee-charging,
stuffed-shirt,fat cat executive!
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Yeah, I'm talking to you!
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Uh, Dan? That's not-
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Oh, sure, mister big shot
can do whatever he wants!
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Dan, stop!
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Inside that suit, you're just
a small, sad man with no
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friends who has to beat
up on the little guy
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just to feel good about himself.
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You're nothing but a pathetic,
power-tripping loser!
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That's not the bank manager.
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What?
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Yeah, that was just
some guy waiting in line.
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And you made him cry.
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Hi, I'm the bank manager.
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Can I help you gentleman open
up a joint checking account?
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What is the meaning of this?
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I didn't know we
still let people
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take out five dollars at a time.
Huh.
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I demand you lower your fees
back to pre-ridiculous levels.
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I'm sorry, sir.
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But I'll be happy to listen
when you have some money.
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Promise me you won't
make a scene.
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Aaaah!!
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Did your head make that
sound?
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That's supposed to
be bulletproof.
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Let me go!
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Wait, why did they
throw me out?
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BAAAAANNNNKKK!!!
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You have got to calm down.
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(shouting into the bank)
I'll eat your children!
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Dan! That's disgusting.
And impractical.
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Oh?
You have a better idea?
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How about, "Not eating
their children."
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You have no vision.
That vexes me.
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But not as much as
being out fifty cents.
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Ooh!
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We're going to rob the bank.
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That is one of the worst
ideas you've ever had.
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And you've had some doozies.
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Name one! And don't
say the jetpack.
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Because that's going
to be awesome.
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You are aware that they
intentionally make banks
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very difficult places
to steal from?
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Which is why we'll
discuss it over lunch,
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kick some ideas around,
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and then we'll come back
and rob the place.
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Dan, listen to me: I'm not going
to rob a bank with you.
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Don't be so stubborn.
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Hey, what kind of mask
do you want to wear?
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And bear in mind if you don't
choose, I'll choose one for you.
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I made a promise to
myself, and to Elise,
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that I wouldn't let you--
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Bring a sense of purpose
to your meaningless life?
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Let's go.
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There you are. We worry
you delay us. Again.
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I'm here to close the deal.
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Show me the goods, Baru.
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Enough Superflu PF-4537 to
kill everyone on Earth.
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Very nasty stuff.
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Which is the only reason
we're buying it from you
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instead of sending in
a strike team.
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How did you steal this from our
facility?
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Is funny story. I tell
you after you pay us.
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Which you should do now.
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Dancing Shadow to Eagles'
Nest. The package checks out.
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Authorize transfer of funds.
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(spyboss on communicator)
dancing shadow,
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this is Eagles' Nest. We have an
eensy, teensy weensy problem.
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Problem?
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What problem?
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(spyboss on communicator)
The funds have been put on hold
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for five days by our
financial institution.
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So? Send money from a
different account.
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(spyboss on communicator)
That will take even longer.
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Banks, what are you
gonna do?
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This is unacceptable.
What kind of shadowy,
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quasi-governmental organization
are you people running here?
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(spyboss on communicator)
Improvise, Dancing Shadow.
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Retrieve the package.
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That little kick just
doubled the price.
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You have twenty four hours, or
we sell to the highest bidder.
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What if we use toy guns?
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Would that make you more
comfortable, you big baby?
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Will the cops be
using toy guns?
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Maybe.
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No.
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What if we kidnap
the bank manager?
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What if you stop asking me to
help you rob the bank?
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Why are you being so difficult?
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And what is taking so long
with the sandwiches?
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Hey, guys.
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Great. You.
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What's wrong with Dan? I
mean specifically right now.
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Don't give me the list.
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He's upset because
I won't help him-
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Don't tell her!
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-commit a robbery.
He's out fifty cents.
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Fifty cents?
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Here, Dan.
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It's not about the money.
It's about the principle.
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You will not enlist my husband
in any more crimes.
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Says you.
Chris makes his own decisions.
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And I decide "no."
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I already said, it's
not up to you!
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I'm not robbing a bank!
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Wait, which bank?
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I'm confused. I don't
want to help Dan.
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You don't want me
to help Dan...
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Go help Dan.
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You just don't understand
women, Chris. Obviously, Elise
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also has a bone to pick with
the bank's stupid ATM fees.
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Something like that.
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Even so, we could get caught.
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Relax. We're in disguise.
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Yes, but we're in the
same disguise.
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You look great, honey. Here,
one more thing. For luck.
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Hurry up, it's like robbing
a bank with my parents.
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Get moving.
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Chris!
Quit acting suspicious!
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I'm not! And quit
using my name!
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Don't follow so close!
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I think we should
leave now.
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That's it! Pens!
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What?
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We steal their pens. I sell
them for fifty cents,
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and everything's
as it should be.
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Okay, but-
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But nothing! Be cool.
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Ready?
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Dan, wait. That pen has a-
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Now! Run for it!
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-chain on it.
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(O.S.) Hey! Where
are my pants?! Oof!
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Get off me!
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Oh no.
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Pants thieves!
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Of all the days for you
not to wear underwear...
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Shut up.
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You know, when you guys went
into the bank, I figured there
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was a chance you'd be
charged with something.
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But I did not think it would
be indecent exposure.
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Talk to him. I'm just an
accessory to indecent exposure.
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A thing I didn't know
existed until today.
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This just proves my theory
that the nudity taboos
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in this country are
completely out of hand.
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The important thing is, I'm not
done with that bank yet.
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None of us are.
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I am.
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Now that we've gathered
intelligence,
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why don't we use it to
plan our next step?
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Planning is for dorks.
And what intelligence?
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All we learned is that they
chain down their pens.
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Some us knew that already.
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And you didn't tell me?!
You call yourself a friend.
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Why are we wasting
our time here?
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There's a bank that
needs robbing!
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Dan, do you want to
do this quickly,
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or do you want to do it right?
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Quickly!
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Are those blueprints?
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Not exactly.
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The pin is a passive recording
device that monitors every
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conceivable frequency.
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Look, here are motion sensors,
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here's the cellular alarm,
infrared cameras...
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Where did you get that
lapel pin?
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Sweet sixteen present.
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Haven't we planned enough now?
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This has taken an eternity!
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We've been here
for two minutes.
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You suck at this.
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You think you can do better?!
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Of course I could!
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Well, I'd love to
hear your plan.
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Step 1, go to the bank.
Step 2, get my fifty cents!
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I stand corrected.
That's brilliant, Dan.
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Tell you what, you do it
your way, I'll do it mine.
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We'll see who gets your fifty
cents back quicker.
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Listen, both of you: I don't
want to do this any more.
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I've been in enough jails for
one day.
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We're not going to jail,
Chris. Prison, maybe.
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I'm not going with you.
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That's right.
He's coming with me.
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No I'm not.
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I already said I'm not
breaking into any banks.
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I'm staying right here.
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I'm... sorry?
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Go with Dan. Right now.
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I feel ridiculous.
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Good. It's your punishment
for trying to bail out on me.
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But-!
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Hey, you heard Elise.
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She said "Go with Dan
and wear a clown suit."
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I don't think that's
what she said.
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Motion sensor... There you are.
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I'm telling you, Chris,
your wife makes such a big
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deal out of everything.
This'll be easy.
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You do it.
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That was easy.
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My turn.
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Wait. Lasers. Now
what do we do?
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(elise to herself)
just one second, guys... dan
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(on monitor)
no problem, chris...
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just a cartwheel over there,
a back handspring into a
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roundoff, and I land on
that desk over there.
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No! Wait!
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Since when are you
a gymnast?
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Since always. Shut up.
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No, no, no...
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Whuuh! Whaa-Ow! Oof!
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Where are the alarms?
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I guess those lasers
were just for show.
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I told you this was going
to be a piece of cake.
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(elise o.s.)
Easy for you to say.
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I surrender!
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Elise, what are you
doing here?
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Helping you break in.
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Why is Chris dressed
like a clown?
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I don't know,
he insisted.
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I did not!
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You can take off your mask.
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I deactivated the cameras.
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See?
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We all got here at
the same time.
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Planning.
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Come on, Chris, let's go
drill through the vault.
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With what? We didn't
bring a drill.
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What?! Oh, come on!
254
00:13:02,482 --> 00:13:04,415
Still think planning's
overrated, Dan?
255
00:13:04,417 --> 00:13:07,118
I don't think I like your tone.
256
00:13:09,122 --> 00:13:10,121
You guys get
to work here.
257
00:13:10,123 --> 00:13:11,890
I've got some stuff I
need to do upstairs.
258
00:13:11,892 --> 00:13:13,725
You're not in charge!
259
00:13:13,727 --> 00:13:16,895
All right. I'm going upstairs.
You do what you want.
260
00:13:16,897 --> 00:13:22,534
Sometimes I feel like
Elise is keeping secrets.
261
00:13:22,536 --> 00:13:24,469
It's like we're not
communicating the way we should.
262
00:13:24,471 --> 00:13:29,707
No one wants to come to your
feelings party, clown.
263
00:13:29,709 --> 00:13:35,313
All right...
264
00:13:35,315 --> 00:13:37,549
That thing's making
a lot of noise.
265
00:13:37,551 --> 00:13:40,185
You worry too much. All that
stress isn't good for you.
266
00:13:40,187 --> 00:13:41,619
Let it go.
267
00:13:41,621 --> 00:13:43,788
It would be easier if I
wasn't participating in
268
00:13:43,790 --> 00:13:45,957
several felonies at the moment.
269
00:13:45,959 --> 00:13:50,762
You really need to lighten
up. Hey, look what I found.
270
00:13:50,764 --> 00:13:51,796
Dye pack.
271
00:13:51,798 --> 00:13:53,131
Aah!
272
00:13:56,937 --> 00:14:01,039
What's wrong, Chris,
feeling blue?
273
00:14:01,041 --> 00:14:02,841
I hate you!
274
00:14:02,843 --> 00:14:05,443
Ow!
275
00:14:05,445 --> 00:14:08,112
You hit pretty
hard for a smurf!
276
00:14:08,114 --> 00:14:10,148
Ha, ha- ow!
277
00:14:25,599 --> 00:14:28,132
Nice move, Chuckles.
278
00:14:28,134 --> 00:14:30,602
Do you know what they do
to clowns in prison?
279
00:14:30,604 --> 00:14:31,870
Oh, no.
280
00:14:44,584 --> 00:14:49,654
Come on, come on..why is this
decryption software so slow?!
281
00:14:49,656 --> 00:14:51,489
(police officer loudspeaker o.s)
Attention, bank robbers!
282
00:14:51,491 --> 00:14:53,558
Come out with your hands up!
283
00:14:53,560 --> 00:14:55,994
Oh, great.
284
00:14:55,996 --> 00:14:57,161
What happened?!
285
00:14:57,163 --> 00:15:01,266
I think, on some level,
Chris wanted to get caught.
286
00:15:01,268 --> 00:15:02,667
I do not!
287
00:15:02,669 --> 00:15:04,168
We need more time!
288
00:15:04,170 --> 00:15:05,036
Not much more.
289
00:15:05,038 --> 00:15:06,204
We're almost through
the vault.
290
00:15:06,206 --> 00:15:07,672
Stall them.
291
00:15:07,674 --> 00:15:09,807
Stall them? How?
292
00:15:09,809 --> 00:15:11,376
Improvise!
293
00:15:11,378 --> 00:15:13,344
Hmm...
294
00:15:18,652 --> 00:15:24,589
You'll never take us alive,
coppers! Any of us!
295
00:15:24,591 --> 00:15:26,491
Why did you say that?!
296
00:15:26,493 --> 00:15:30,662
They can take us alive! In fact,
I'd really prefer it that way.
297
00:15:30,664 --> 00:15:34,232
Relax, I'm just buying time
while I think of something.
298
00:15:34,234 --> 00:15:37,869
That is the worst way to
buy time I have ever seen.
299
00:15:37,871 --> 00:15:39,137
There we are.
300
00:15:39,139 --> 00:15:41,205
Okay, that's even worse.
301
00:15:43,510 --> 00:15:44,409
Come on, bozo.
302
00:15:44,411 --> 00:15:46,611
Let go of my ear!
303
00:15:46,613 --> 00:15:50,281
They said we won't take them
alive. That's fine by me.
304
00:15:50,283 --> 00:15:51,749
Get ready to go in hard.
305
00:15:51,751 --> 00:15:56,254
(dan o.s.) hey, pigs!
306
00:15:56,256 --> 00:16:01,292
(into hiswaklie-talkie)
All units, prepare to fire.
307
00:16:01,294 --> 00:16:05,263
Please don't shoot!
I don't want to die!
308
00:16:05,265 --> 00:16:07,532
(intowalkie-talkie) Stand
down. He's got a hostage.
309
00:16:07,534 --> 00:16:10,768
One false move and
the clown gets it!
310
00:16:10,770 --> 00:16:12,870
I just want to go home!
311
00:16:12,872 --> 00:16:15,673
What kind of monster
threatens a clown?
312
00:16:15,675 --> 00:16:17,775
All they do is make
people happy.
313
00:16:17,777 --> 00:16:19,844
(into loudspeaker) Listen,
friend, I want to help you,
314
00:16:19,846 --> 00:16:22,113
but you have to let
the hostage go!
315
00:16:22,115 --> 00:16:25,917
Oh, sure! That's a great idea!
316
00:16:25,919 --> 00:16:28,419
And then I'll give
myself up peacefully!
317
00:16:28,421 --> 00:16:33,524
As soon as I'm finished
practicing my sarcasm!
318
00:16:33,526 --> 00:16:35,326
(into loudspeaker)
What are your demands?
319
00:16:35,328 --> 00:16:38,896
Demands? I hadn't
thought of that.
320
00:16:38,898 --> 00:16:42,700
(shouting to cops)
I'll get back to you!
321
00:16:44,170 --> 00:16:45,436
I think that went pretty well.
322
00:16:45,438 --> 00:16:48,639
I do not appreciate being
used as a human shield!
323
00:16:48,641 --> 00:16:52,677
But you were born for
it. You're so meaty!
324
00:16:52,679 --> 00:16:55,413
I have been against this
plan from day one!
325
00:16:55,415 --> 00:16:58,049
Don't be one of those
sad clowns, Chris.
326
00:16:58,051 --> 00:17:01,519
Nobody likes those
guys. Be a fun clown!
327
00:17:01,521 --> 00:17:04,589
What are we going to do?
I don't want to go to prison!
328
00:17:04,591 --> 00:17:06,357
Well you should have
thought about that before
329
00:17:06,359 --> 00:17:07,925
breaking into a bank!
330
00:17:07,927 --> 00:17:09,627
This is your fault!
331
00:17:09,629 --> 00:17:13,264
Let's not go blaming
others-oof!
332
00:17:16,403 --> 00:17:17,468
Ha, ha.
333
00:17:17,470 --> 00:17:20,471
Your nose just-Ow!
334
00:17:21,608 --> 00:17:22,573
You know something?
335
00:17:22,575 --> 00:17:25,743
You're not invited on
my next bank heist!
336
00:17:25,745 --> 00:17:27,011
Good!
337
00:17:27,013 --> 00:17:31,949
Now help me think of some
demands to keep the cops busy.
338
00:17:31,951 --> 00:17:32,984
(picks up phone)
Hello, police?
339
00:17:32,986 --> 00:17:34,152
It's me.
340
00:17:34,154 --> 00:17:38,956
First off, I would like a
baby tiger, some chestnuts,
341
00:17:38,958 --> 00:17:40,958
a rocket launcher...
342
00:17:45,098 --> 00:17:48,099
Yowza.
343
00:17:48,101 --> 00:17:51,202
Officer, I'm the bank manager.
What's going on?
344
00:17:51,204 --> 00:17:53,004
Looks like they've
got a hostage.
345
00:17:53,006 --> 00:17:57,208
Animals. I hope you hurt
these guys, and good.
346
00:17:57,210 --> 00:17:58,910
Don't worry about that, ma'am.
347
00:17:58,912 --> 00:18:01,345
We will.
348
00:18:01,347 --> 00:18:02,380
(his phone rings)
Hello?
349
00:18:02,382 --> 00:18:04,248
What do you mean you
have more demands?
350
00:18:04,250 --> 00:18:08,486
Yes, I know I said I wanted
a fully fuelled helicopter
351
00:18:08,488 --> 00:18:11,756
and a pilot, but I've
changed my mind.
352
00:18:11,758 --> 00:18:14,592
Now, I would like a seven inch
turkey sub and the name of
353
00:18:14,594 --> 00:18:18,129
Sunday legally
changed to Danday.
354
00:18:19,399 --> 00:18:21,032
Okay, we can get out through the
sewers, but we need to go now.
355
00:18:21,034 --> 00:18:24,635
We can go home?
Oh, thank goodness.
356
00:18:24,637 --> 00:18:25,837
(into phone)
I'll call you back.
357
00:18:25,839 --> 00:18:29,807
We're not going anywhere until
I get my fifty cents back!
358
00:18:32,946 --> 00:18:35,146
Now he's demanding free cable.
359
00:18:35,148 --> 00:18:36,814
He's obviously unbalanced.
360
00:18:36,816 --> 00:18:39,484
Officer, I insist you take
immediate action.
361
00:18:39,486 --> 00:18:41,486
But what about
the clown?
362
00:18:41,488 --> 00:18:44,288
Wrong place,
wrong time.
363
00:18:44,290 --> 00:18:46,257
If he doesn't make it,
364
00:18:46,259 --> 00:18:50,628
I don't think I'll tell my
kids about my day at work.
365
00:18:50,630 --> 00:18:53,364
(into walkie-talkie) All
units, we're going in.
366
00:18:53,366 --> 00:18:55,166
Dan, we need to go!
367
00:18:55,168 --> 00:18:56,801
I'm not leaving!
368
00:18:56,803 --> 00:18:58,202
His choice. Let's move.
369
00:18:58,204 --> 00:18:59,704
We can't leave Dan.
370
00:18:59,706 --> 00:19:03,474
You're right. He knows too
much.
371
00:19:03,476 --> 00:19:05,843
And he's our friend.
372
00:19:05,845 --> 00:19:08,546
Sure. Sure, that too.
373
00:19:08,548 --> 00:19:11,449
I'll grab him.
374
00:19:11,451 --> 00:19:14,485
Now! Go!
375
00:19:24,731 --> 00:19:29,400
Chris!
376
00:19:29,402 --> 00:19:36,340
Ha! You've played
right into my hands!
377
00:19:36,342 --> 00:19:37,608
Punitive damages.
378
00:19:39,512 --> 00:19:40,745
Can we go now?
379
00:19:40,747 --> 00:19:41,445
Sure.
380
00:19:41,447 --> 00:19:44,315
Here, take a gas mask.
381
00:19:44,316 --> 00:19:47,184
Please, tear gas doesn't even
give me a runny nose anymore.
382
00:19:52,025 --> 00:19:53,991
This way!
383
00:20:00,934 --> 00:20:02,633
Where are they!?
384
00:20:05,505 --> 00:20:08,439
Eugh! What is that
smell?!
385
00:20:08,441 --> 00:20:09,941
We're in a sewer, Dan.
386
00:20:09,943 --> 00:20:12,276
It's probably best
not to speculate.
387
00:20:12,278 --> 00:20:14,979
Can I have that gas mask now?
388
00:20:19,352 --> 00:20:20,685
What were you doing
while we were drilling
389
00:20:20,687 --> 00:20:22,453
through the vault, anyway?
390
00:20:22,455 --> 00:20:25,189
I electronically diverted some
of the bank's digital assets
391
00:20:25,191 --> 00:20:26,691
to a numbered account in
a country that believe in
392
00:20:26,693 --> 00:20:28,826
anonymous banking. I
need it to ensure
393
00:20:28,828 --> 00:20:34,465
the safety of the
entire-- I just need it.
394
00:20:34,467 --> 00:20:37,768
Oh. What's a digital asset?
395
00:20:37,770 --> 00:20:39,136
Don't worry about it.
396
00:20:50,183 --> 00:20:52,583
Fire!
397
00:20:52,585 --> 00:20:53,784
No! Stop! Cease fire!
398
00:20:53,786 --> 00:20:56,020
The BANK'S on fire!
Fall back!
399
00:21:11,738 --> 00:21:13,404
Is that the bank?
400
00:21:13,406 --> 00:21:15,273
Uh... yeah.
401
00:21:15,275 --> 00:21:18,242
Strange, I don't
remember doing that.
402
00:21:18,244 --> 00:21:21,279
I think for once,
the fire isn't your fault.
403
00:21:21,281 --> 00:21:23,514
Directly, anyway.
404
00:21:23,516 --> 00:21:27,885
Aw... NOW where am I
going to use the ATM?l
405
00:21:27,935 --> 00:21:32,485
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