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Now you can't believe
everything in this book
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Mr. Mumbles. Mrs. Claus is still
very bitter about the divorce.
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Yuletide greetings, Dan.
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And to you, fine sir.
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Hey, give me some money.
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Nope.
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Oh, come on!
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I'm destitute,
and I need to buy a
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Christmas present
for--you know who.
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Aw, that's- Hey Wait,
you never get me anything.
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That's not true!
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Remember last year?
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Oh, You mean when you borrowed
fifty bucks from me and then
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gave me a twenty-five
dollar gift card?
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Hey, buddy, you're worth it.
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And then you never
paid me back.
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We're going in circles!
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Listen, I need you to
help me... help me.
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Uh, well I'm on my
way to the mall.
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They're hiring seasonal
employees for
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Christmas Crossing.
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You should come.
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Don't be stupid.
I don't need a job.
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I need money.
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Resumes, please.
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I demand the role of Santa.
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To prepare, I spent last
night in a chimney.
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Ooh. I've already
got my Santa.
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But I do have a couple of
jobs I think you gentlemen
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would be perfect for.
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Five minutes, everyone!
Magic time!
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This is beneath me.
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At least you don't have to spend
all day in a giant snow globe.
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Ho, ho- eh,
who gives a crap?
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Watch it!
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And what kind of
language is that?
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Santa's supposed to be
jolly and kind, you jerk.
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Get out of my face.
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I'm working a minimum
wage job for a holiday
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I don't even celebrate.
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How can you not
celebrate Christmas?
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You're Santa!
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I'm confused.
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I know you're not a child
because you have facial hair.
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But it sounds like you actually
believe in Santa Claus.
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Of course I do!
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Read your Bible!
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Listen to me, you
unshaven little elf,
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if you ever--
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What's going on here?
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Why aren't you two working?
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I was trying to, Supervisor
Darla, this poor little elf
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is having some trouble getting
into the Christmas spirit.
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Get your filthy hands
off me, you fat--
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Whoa whoa whoa now.
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That is no way for an elf
to speak to Jolly St.Nick.
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You better straighten up
and fly right mister,
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or I'll find someone else to
fill those pointy shoes.
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Ho ho ho, ugly.
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MALL SANTA!!!
Narrator: HoHoHo
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I hope you asked for
pain this Christmas,
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because I'm going to-!
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Going to what?
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Please, tell Santa,
and this innocent,
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sickly child who loves
Christmas more than
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life itself, what
you're going to do.
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I'm going to...walk
the reindeer.
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That was one of Santa's
magical helper elves!
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I call him "Stinky."
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Bye, Stinky!
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Could you not tap
on the glass?
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Sound gets magnified
like crazy in there.
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I have a massive
headache already.
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Sure, just help me get
rid of the Mall Santa.
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Dan, can't you just
let it go for once?
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It's Christmas.
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That's exactly my point!
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This man is a representative
of Santa.
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A diplomat, if you will.
And, get this, the guy
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doesn't even believe
in Christmas!
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That can't be right.
He's Santa!
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Now, we can't act until
his lunch break,
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so the kids don't see,
but I have a plan that
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involves licking a candy
cane down to a razor-sharp
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point and then stabbing him
in his bowl full of jelly!
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Okay.
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Even if I were willing to
help you commit assault
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with a deadly holiday candy,
I can't lose this job.
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I have to buy Christmas
presents. And so do you.
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Remember Mr. Mumbles?
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Mr. Mumbles will understand!
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I'm defending the good
name of Santa here!
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What are you two doing?
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Breaks every six hours,
not in between.
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Back to the happiness
mines, people!
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Sorry, Dan, can't help you.
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Oh...Cheer up,
and that's an order!
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If you can't be happy,
I'll find an elf who can!
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That's right, little fellow!
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Ho, ho, ho!
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This isn't over.
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(elise is on the phone)
Yes, I'd just like to confirm
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that my order will be
here by Christmas?
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That's correct, it's the "Fried
Food of the Month" club,
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but I want it all here
at the same time...
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I'll call you back.
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(spy-boss over communicator)
Dancing Shadow,
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we have a priority Alpha
advisory for you.
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Talk to me.
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(spy-boss over communicator)
An enemy operative is believed
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to be in your area, probably
with orders to neutralize you.
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Anyone I know?
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(spy-boss over communicator)
Negative.
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(spy-boss over communicator)
Very little is known about the
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enemy agent who operates
under the code name
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"The Snowman."
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I've heard of him.
Master of disguise,
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able to blend into his
surroundings and wait patiently
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for his prey...
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(spy-boss over communicator)
Correct.
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He is known for leaving a
snowflake calling card.
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Very cute.
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(spy-boss over communicator)
Adorable.
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(spy-boss over communicator)
We believe he was responsible
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for the disappearance of two of
our top operatives last year.
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And he's after me? Now?
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When I have Christmas
shopping to do?
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(spy-boss over communicator)
Watch your six, Dancing Shadow.
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Ho, ho-! Ho-ACHOO!
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Oh, excuse me, Stinky.
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(dan to himself)
There will be nothing left
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but a scrap of red felt
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and a smoking pair of
extra wide boots.
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(chris to himself)
This is so humiliating.
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They could replace me
with a Styrofoam snowman
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and no one would notice.
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Hey, don't tell Elise
what I'm doing, okay?
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I don't want her to
think less of me.
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Don't worry.
There's no way she could
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possibly think less of you.
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But you might want to put
your snowman head back on.
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Did she see me?
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I don't think so.
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Perfect! Maybe I can follow her
and find out what she's getting
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me for Christmas.
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Chris! That is not in the
holiday spirit.
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Now come help me
annihilate Santa.
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Hurry up, you lout!
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We're on in two minutes!
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Who wants a noogie?
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Get off of me, you oaf!
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Why are you hitting your elf?
Why are you hitting your elf?
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Stop it! Stop it!
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Hey, good kick.
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Guess you've been trained
in "Elf Defense."
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What's that smell? Nutmeg?
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Uh, no.
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You, sir, reek of eggnog!
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You are a disgrace to
the uniform!
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I demand you resign your
post and leave at once,
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taking nothing with
you from the office.
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Don't yell at me,
little man!
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I outrank you!
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You leave me no choice!
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Were you trying to hurt Santa?
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Uh-oh.
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I'm pretty sure he
started it.
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Perjury! He was-
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Quiet!
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If this had happened in front
of the children, none of you
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would work as seasonal holiday
employees ever again.
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I am very disappointed
in all of you.
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Uh, ma'am? I wasn't involved.
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YOU were a full minute late
coming back from lunch!
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You're the worst of the lot.
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You really are.
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Now back to work.
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And no more trouble, or they
won't find your bodies until
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the fake snow melts.
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Mr. Mumbles?
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Come on out, I need your help.
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So that's where all the
complimentary candy canes went.
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You know, the kids were pretty
disappointed when we ran out.
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And so was I.
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I need them for my plan to
get rid of the Mall Santa.
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Maybe you should try
to talk to him.
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Right. To learn his weaknesses.
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No, Dan. Because it's Christmas.
Whatever happened to
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"Peace on Earth, good
will towards men?"
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What are you, five?
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(chris sighs)
See you tomorrow.
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Okay, Mr. Mumbles.
This is a candy cane.
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You lick it. Like this.
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Now you try. Good kitty.
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I hope peppermint isn't
poisonous to cats,
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because we have a
lot of work to do.
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(spy-boss over communicator)
We intercepted a signal from
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The Snowman to his superiors.
We believe it originated from
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your local shopping mall.
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I was there today.
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I saw someone dressed in
a big snowman costume.
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He wouldn't be that
obvious, would he?
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(spy-boss over communicator)
Perhaps.
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It's easier than tracking down
your place of residence.
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Plus,everyone goes to the
mall this time of year.
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Except me. I shop online.
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That's Chris's car.
Dancing Shadow out.
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Hey, you.
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Where have you been all day?
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Uh, nowhere. Helping... Dan do
some... Christmas shopping?
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Yes.
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Don't let him buy you
another gift card.
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We can't afford it.
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No, he's looking for
something for Mr. Mumbles.
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He even got a job as a
Christmas Elf at the mall.
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Wait a second...
somebody hired Dan?
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They get desperate
around the holidays.
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So, what did you do tod-?
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Get down!
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Whaa-!
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Stay low.
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Uh, Elise? What are--
What are you doing?
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Nothing.
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Hey, tonight why don't
we sleep in the bunker?
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I mean, garage. It'll be like
camping. Garage camping.
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You're not making sense.
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We'll... have ice cream?
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Okay.
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I know your tongue is
numb, Mr. Mumbles.
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But push through.
We're not done yet.
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(chris v.o.)
Is sleeping with your ninja
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sword part of garage camping?
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(elise v.o.)
Yes it is.
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Have some more ice cream.
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I've got something to do.
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Can you two get along
for twenty minutes?
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If not, I can fire you.
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Hey, Stinky, you're
not on break!
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Mind your business.
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He's not so bad, you know.
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He just takes Christmas
very seriously.
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I hate Christmas.
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I don't see how you can hate
Christmas, you're Santa!
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It's a long story.
When I was a kid,
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Santa never got me the
Sergent Sascatchawand
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action figure I wanted.
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That...wasn't a long story.
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And it seems like you've
made an odd career choice.
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This isn't my career.
It's just something I do
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until my interpretive dance
starts getting the recognition
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it deserves.
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Oh.
253
00:12:33,019 --> 00:12:35,153
Shouldn't you be
in your fishbowl?
254
00:12:35,155 --> 00:12:37,188
(chris sighs)
Probably.
255
00:13:07,888 --> 00:13:10,388
Hey! Let me- Elise?
256
00:13:10,390 --> 00:13:11,890
Who's the snowman?!
257
00:13:11,892 --> 00:13:14,159
Where did you come from?
I didn't even see you.
258
00:13:14,161 --> 00:13:16,961
Who is in the snowman costume?!
259
00:13:16,963 --> 00:13:17,729
Uh um...
260
00:13:17,731 --> 00:13:20,232
Tell me!
261
00:13:20,233 --> 00:13:22,734
I don't know, okay?
It's just some guy.
262
00:13:22,736 --> 00:13:26,070
Some guy I don't know.
263
00:13:26,072 --> 00:13:27,672
What are you doing?
264
00:13:27,674 --> 00:13:30,508
(dan giggles)
Oh, it's gonna be awesome.
265
00:13:30,510 --> 00:13:31,976
See, the Mall Santa-
266
00:13:31,978 --> 00:13:34,779
I don't care. Never mind.
267
00:13:39,986 --> 00:13:41,486
Okay, closing time!
268
00:13:41,488 --> 00:13:44,823
Good merriness today,people!
Except for you, Snowman.
269
00:13:44,825 --> 00:13:46,891
You were phoning it in.
Get out of my snow globe.
270
00:13:46,893 --> 00:13:50,895
Oh thank goodness.
It smells like feet in there.
271
00:13:54,467 --> 00:13:56,734
Hey, Mall Santa,
I was thinking...
272
00:13:56,736 --> 00:13:59,671
Maybe we should
bury the hatchet.
273
00:13:59,673 --> 00:14:03,408
I don't know, I kind of like
the hatchet where it is.
274
00:14:03,410 --> 00:14:08,880
Oh, come on. Hey, want
to see something cool?
275
00:14:08,882 --> 00:14:11,115
Okay...
276
00:14:15,755 --> 00:14:20,491
Check out the
gingerbread house.
277
00:14:20,493 --> 00:14:24,596
Yeah, it's great.
278
00:14:24,598 --> 00:14:31,803
No, no... Look closer. Go on.
279
00:14:31,805 --> 00:14:34,005
There's eggnog over there.
280
00:14:35,842 --> 00:14:37,041
What are you two doing?
281
00:14:37,043 --> 00:14:41,746
Stinky wants me to look at
the gingerbread house.
282
00:14:41,748 --> 00:14:43,748
Why? Is something
wrong with it?
283
00:14:43,750 --> 00:14:53,791
No! Wait!
Uh... Hehe.
284
00:14:53,793 --> 00:14:55,426
You're fired.
285
00:15:02,068 --> 00:15:04,135
I can't believe I got fired!
286
00:15:04,137 --> 00:15:05,954
What happened to
287
00:15:05,955 --> 00:15:07,772
"Peace on Earth and good
will towards-- whatever."
288
00:15:07,774 --> 00:15:09,908
You almost killed our boss.
289
00:15:09,910 --> 00:15:12,644
Since when is that
grounds for dismissal?!
290
00:15:12,646 --> 00:15:14,646
And I think "killed"
is an overstatement.
291
00:15:14,648 --> 00:15:17,916
The odds of one of those candy
cane spikes penetrating deep
292
00:15:17,918 --> 00:15:20,952
enough to hit a vital organ
is like a million to one.
293
00:15:20,954 --> 00:15:23,888
Yeah, she really overreacted.
294
00:15:23,890 --> 00:15:28,426
All I wanted to do was buy
a present for Mr. Mumbles.
295
00:15:28,428 --> 00:15:33,231
That's all. And maybe give the
Mall Santa blood poisoning
296
00:15:33,233 --> 00:15:35,733
stemming from extreme
peppermint exposure.
297
00:15:35,735 --> 00:15:37,235
Is that so wrong?
298
00:15:37,237 --> 00:15:40,238
The first part sounded
okay. Look, Dan,
299
00:15:40,240 --> 00:15:43,341
I think we can get your job
back. But you need to decide
300
00:15:43,343 --> 00:15:45,877
what's more important:
buying a present for
301
00:15:45,879 --> 00:15:48,713
Mr. Mumbles, who loves
you unconditionally,
302
00:15:48,715 --> 00:15:53,384
or exacting petty revenge
on the Mall Santa.
303
00:15:53,386 --> 00:15:55,286
Mmm... I'm leaning
"Mall Santa."
304
00:15:55,288 --> 00:15:56,087
Dan!
305
00:15:56,089 --> 00:15:57,889
Fine, fine.
306
00:15:57,891 --> 00:15:59,157
Mr. Mumbles.
307
00:15:59,159 --> 00:16:00,792
There's the Christmas spirit!
308
00:16:00,794 --> 00:16:01,893
Shut up.
309
00:16:09,302 --> 00:16:11,169
The comic shop was a bust.
310
00:16:11,171 --> 00:16:13,438
Where are you?
311
00:16:13,439 --> 00:16:15,706
Uh...I'm at an all night swap
meet in Tarzana, doing...
312
00:16:15,709 --> 00:16:18,376
whatever it was you
told me to do.
313
00:16:18,378 --> 00:16:21,312
Great! Thanks for going
with my plan this time.
314
00:16:21,314 --> 00:16:24,816
No problem, buddy.
What are friends for?
315
00:16:24,818 --> 00:16:27,785
Especially on Christmas.
316
00:16:27,787 --> 00:16:30,154
I really think, with just a
little kindness, we can get
317
00:16:30,156 --> 00:16:31,122
your job back.
318
00:16:31,124 --> 00:16:32,457
Sure, sure.
319
00:16:32,459 --> 00:16:33,358
Hey, what's that sound?
320
00:16:33,360 --> 00:16:35,827
Uh, nothing.
You didn't saw anything.
321
00:16:35,829 --> 00:16:37,595
See anything. Hear.
322
00:16:42,736 --> 00:16:44,535
Have you seen my snowman today?
323
00:16:44,537 --> 00:16:46,671
We're opening soon.
324
00:16:46,673 --> 00:16:53,745
Please am I my snowman's keeper?
325
00:16:53,747 --> 00:16:56,414
Hmm...
326
00:16:56,416 --> 00:16:59,584
Well, it didn't explode...
327
00:16:59,586 --> 00:17:04,655
Sergent Sascatchawand?
328
00:17:04,657 --> 00:17:06,257
He opened it!
329
00:17:06,259 --> 00:17:08,926
Perfect. He's in position.
330
00:17:08,928 --> 00:17:10,461
Position?
331
00:17:10,463 --> 00:17:12,697
Hey, why are you in your
elf costume again?
332
00:17:12,699 --> 00:17:16,434
I like it. It's Christmasy.
Besides, shut up.
333
00:17:22,108 --> 00:17:26,344
I think it worked!
It's a Christmas miracle!
334
00:17:26,346 --> 00:17:33,451
Sure is, buddy.
335
00:17:33,453 --> 00:17:35,186
What are you doing?!
336
00:17:35,188 --> 00:17:36,354
Don't-!
337
00:17:42,996 --> 00:17:45,163
WHAT DID YOU DO?!
338
00:17:45,165 --> 00:17:47,198
You mean what did WE do.
339
00:17:47,200 --> 00:17:50,968
And the answer is, we
won! Happy Christmas!
340
00:17:50,970 --> 00:17:53,638
The plan was to get him
the toy he always wanted,
341
00:17:53,640 --> 00:17:57,208
so you two could get along and
you could get your job back.
342
00:17:57,210 --> 00:17:59,577
That was your plan.
343
00:17:59,579 --> 00:18:03,347
Which differs slightly
from our plan.
344
00:18:04,851 --> 00:18:05,917
( darla o.s.)
What was that?!
345
00:18:05,919 --> 00:18:07,602
What's happening?
346
00:18:07,603 --> 00:18:09,286
I spent all night finding that
action figure so the Mall Santa
347
00:18:09,289 --> 00:18:11,989
could see the true
meaning of Christmas!
348
00:18:11,991 --> 00:18:15,393
And I spent all night sawing
through that stupid tree so
349
00:18:15,395 --> 00:18:18,262
that I could push it over on
him while he was distracted
350
00:18:18,264 --> 00:18:20,164
by your dumb toy idea.
351
00:18:20,166 --> 00:18:24,035
See? Teamwork. High five!
352
00:18:24,971 --> 00:18:32,844
RRrraaarrhh!
353
00:18:32,846 --> 00:18:34,879
He looks mad. I should go.
354
00:18:34,881 --> 00:18:37,582
Dan! Don't leave me!
355
00:18:37,584 --> 00:18:40,785
You know I would
never leave you.
356
00:18:47,227 --> 00:18:48,960
I'm leaving you, Chris!
357
00:18:48,962 --> 00:18:51,496
Hey! Ow!
358
00:18:55,235 --> 00:18:58,035
Hey, lady, they don't open
for another ten minutes.
359
00:18:58,037 --> 00:19:02,039
I'm not here to see Santa.
I'm here for the Snowman.
360
00:19:12,919 --> 00:19:17,121
Ugh! It DOES smell
like feet in here!
361
00:19:17,123 --> 00:19:19,323
and Patchuli.
362
00:19:26,499 --> 00:19:28,399
Who are you working
for, Snowman?!
363
00:19:28,401 --> 00:19:29,667
Christmas Crossing!
364
00:19:29,669 --> 00:19:30,368
Chris?
365
00:19:30,370 --> 00:19:31,869
Elise?
366
00:19:31,871 --> 00:19:33,237
What are you doing here?
367
00:19:41,014 --> 00:19:43,548
I'm not answering any questions
without my attorney.
368
00:19:46,119 --> 00:19:49,554
Game over, Dancing Shadow.
369
00:19:49,556 --> 00:19:53,691
Aaahhhh!
370
00:19:53,693 --> 00:19:56,694
So that was you following
me a couple of days ago?
371
00:19:56,696 --> 00:20:02,700
Yeah, I wanted to see what you
were getting me for Christmas.
372
00:20:02,702 --> 00:20:04,001
I got your present months ago.
373
00:20:04,003 --> 00:20:06,204
Oh. I was going to get you-
374
00:20:06,206 --> 00:20:09,840
Earrings. I know.
375
00:20:09,842 --> 00:20:11,676
Huh.
376
00:20:11,678 --> 00:20:14,779
Dan finally killed my boss.
377
00:20:14,781 --> 00:20:16,514
Oh my gosh, are you all right?
378
00:20:16,516 --> 00:20:19,116
My mission... not yet complete,
379
00:20:19,118 --> 00:20:22,987
Control... Need more time...
380
00:20:29,195 --> 00:20:32,863
Well, well. Snowman.
We meet at last.
381
00:20:43,309 --> 00:20:50,815
Hey, it's Santa!
And Stinky the Elf!
382
00:20:50,817 --> 00:20:53,417
Had enough?
383
00:21:02,595 --> 00:21:06,330
So, the Mall Santa got
fired for throttling his elf,
384
00:21:06,332 --> 00:21:07,865
your boss is going away...
385
00:21:07,867 --> 00:21:10,134
What happens to
Christmas Crossing?
386
00:21:10,136 --> 00:21:12,036
Well, they're so
short-staffed...
387
00:21:14,641 --> 00:21:17,375
This is more like it.
388
00:21:17,377 --> 00:21:22,513
Christmas Crossing finally has
a Santa worthy of his name.
389
00:21:22,515 --> 00:21:25,850
Ew. This kid smells like pee.
390
00:21:25,852 --> 00:21:29,654
So, I guess now all you need is
a present for Mr. Mumbles.
391
00:21:29,656 --> 00:21:31,522
Already taken care of...
392
00:21:33,326 --> 00:21:38,829
Happy Christmas, Mr. Mumbles.
I hope you like your present.
393
00:21:38,879 --> 00:21:43,429
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