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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:25,210 --> 00:00:27,200 No! I won't go! 2 00:00:27,350 --> 00:00:28,710 Let me go! 3 00:00:28,750 --> 00:00:31,720 You can't make me! I'll wait in the car! 4 00:00:33,420 --> 00:00:34,540 I don't like this at all. 5 00:00:34,590 --> 00:00:36,490 Why did I let you talk me into this? 6 00:00:36,520 --> 00:00:38,990 It's time you joined the lnformation Age. 7 00:00:39,020 --> 00:00:40,360 Sounds like a cult. 8 00:00:40,390 --> 00:00:42,260 You need a computer, Dan. 9 00:00:44,960 --> 00:00:47,830 Yeah. You're the last person in the world to not have lnternet access, 10 00:00:47,870 --> 00:00:50,600 except maybe a weirdo in a cabin in the woods somewhere. 11 00:00:50,640 --> 00:00:52,660 What's so great about the lnternet? 12 00:00:52,710 --> 00:00:54,570 You can watch TV on your computer. 13 00:00:54,610 --> 00:00:56,700 I can watch TV on my TV. 14 00:00:56,740 --> 00:00:58,330 You can keep track of your friends. 15 00:00:58,380 --> 00:01:01,110 He's right here! Plus I had him chipped. 16 00:01:01,150 --> 00:01:04,050 Maybe he doesn't need a computer. 17 00:01:07,520 --> 00:01:09,550 We need him to have a computer. 18 00:01:09,590 --> 00:01:13,020 It'll give him something to do when you and I want to be alone. 19 00:01:13,060 --> 00:01:14,920 What's he going to do on the lnternet? 20 00:01:14,960 --> 00:01:16,990 Something I could help you with, sirs and ma'am? 21 00:01:17,030 --> 00:01:19,590 We're trying to explain to my friend why he needs a computer. 22 00:01:19,630 --> 00:01:22,290 - Oh. Do you blog? - Do I what? 23 00:01:22,330 --> 00:01:24,670 Oho, you're one of those. 24 00:01:24,700 --> 00:01:27,070 Okay, check this out. 25 00:01:30,040 --> 00:01:32,340 Is that "Scotland the Brave"? 26 00:01:32,380 --> 00:01:35,350 That cat is playing the bagpipes 27 00:01:35,380 --> 00:01:37,780 without the use of opposable thumbs. 28 00:01:37,820 --> 00:01:39,340 Show me another one. 29 00:01:41,420 --> 00:01:43,450 They're dancing! 30 00:01:43,490 --> 00:01:45,980 And this is always available for free? 31 00:01:46,030 --> 00:01:47,860 I'll take it! 32 00:01:54,330 --> 00:01:57,300 See, Mr. Mumbles? It's all about rhythm. 33 00:02:01,010 --> 00:02:03,870 While not as inventive as other videos in this genre, 34 00:02:03,910 --> 00:02:06,880 "Dancing Cats Video Number 3,620" 35 00:02:06,910 --> 00:02:09,570 is not without some pedestrian charm. 36 00:02:09,620 --> 00:02:11,550 Quaint choreography and sincere-- 37 00:02:13,090 --> 00:02:15,080 What? What happened? 38 00:02:16,290 --> 00:02:18,350 My computer's broken. 39 00:02:20,560 --> 00:02:22,860 We don't work on that model anymore. It's obsolete. 40 00:02:22,900 --> 00:02:24,990 How could it be obsolete? 41 00:02:25,030 --> 00:02:26,790 You sold it to me yesterday. 42 00:02:26,830 --> 00:02:28,630 I'm very sorry, sir, 43 00:02:28,670 --> 00:02:30,570 but that entire platform has been discontinued. 44 00:02:30,600 --> 00:02:32,070 They're releasing the new platform this weekend. 45 00:02:32,100 --> 00:02:33,570 See? 46 00:02:33,610 --> 00:02:35,540 Look how happy that dork is. 47 00:02:35,570 --> 00:02:37,870 Make this thing work like that thing. 48 00:02:37,910 --> 00:02:39,540 Well, okay. 49 00:02:39,580 --> 00:02:41,770 Please come back when you're ready to upgrade, sir. 50 00:02:45,850 --> 00:02:49,910 TECHNOLOGY!!! 51 00:03:07,120 --> 00:03:08,610 Hey, Dan. Sorry about your computer. 52 00:03:08,650 --> 00:03:10,850 You want me to ask Elise if she can fix it? 53 00:03:10,890 --> 00:03:12,450 The computer is dead. 54 00:03:12,490 --> 00:03:14,050 It goes unmourned. 55 00:03:14,090 --> 00:03:17,320 Really? You're letting it go? 56 00:03:17,360 --> 00:03:19,450 We need to drive to Silicon Valley. 57 00:03:19,500 --> 00:03:23,300 I've got a score to settle with Barry Ditmer. 58 00:03:23,330 --> 00:03:25,820 Barry Ditmer did not break your computer. 59 00:03:25,870 --> 00:03:27,500 Maybe not personally, 60 00:03:27,540 --> 00:03:29,600 but he's the one who made it obsolete. 61 00:03:29,640 --> 00:03:32,610 The guy invents a whole new computer system every year 62 00:03:32,640 --> 00:03:35,240 and inflicts it on a docile public. 63 00:03:35,280 --> 00:03:38,250 He does it with music players, movie players. 64 00:03:38,280 --> 00:03:41,050 You can't stop technological progress, Dan. 65 00:03:41,080 --> 00:03:44,490 People only say that because no one has tried. 66 00:03:44,520 --> 00:03:48,390 This Sunday, Barry Ditmer is going to onveil 67 00:03:48,430 --> 00:03:50,950 the Omnicron Violet computer system, 68 00:03:50,990 --> 00:03:53,160 and we are going to stop him. 69 00:03:53,200 --> 00:03:55,500 I can't drive you to Silicon Valley this weekend. 70 00:03:55,530 --> 00:03:58,660 Well, stop hemming and hawing. I need your help. 71 00:03:58,700 --> 00:04:03,160 I am going to destroy Barry Ditmer. 72 00:04:11,880 --> 00:04:13,710 Enter. 73 00:04:13,750 --> 00:04:16,240 Sir, one of our passive listening devices 74 00:04:16,290 --> 00:04:17,720 has detected a threat. 75 00:04:18,260 --> 00:04:19,920 Play audio. 76 00:04:19,960 --> 00:04:23,980 I am going to destroy Barry Ditmer. 77 00:04:24,030 --> 00:04:25,690 Who do you think it is? 78 00:04:25,730 --> 00:04:27,630 The Chinese? 79 00:04:27,660 --> 00:04:29,260 We don't know for certain. 80 00:04:29,300 --> 00:04:31,390 Voice recognition software came up with a blank. 81 00:04:31,440 --> 00:04:33,230 Either it's someone who has never owned a computer... 82 00:04:33,270 --> 00:04:36,240 Maybe some weirdo in a cabin in the woods somewhere. 83 00:04:36,270 --> 00:04:37,740 ...or they're using 84 00:04:37,770 --> 00:04:39,740 some sophisticated voice-altering device. 85 00:04:42,910 --> 00:04:44,380 We traced the signal 86 00:04:44,410 --> 00:04:46,410 to this apartment building in the San Fernando Valley. 87 00:04:46,450 --> 00:04:47,920 It's obviously a front. 88 00:04:47,950 --> 00:04:49,440 Why do you say that? 89 00:04:51,520 --> 00:04:53,180 Please don't show me that! 90 00:04:53,220 --> 00:04:54,750 You know I can't stand filth! 91 00:04:54,790 --> 00:04:56,280 Yes, sir. 92 00:04:57,590 --> 00:04:59,060 At any rate, it's probably 93 00:04:59,100 --> 00:05:01,120 a derelict apartment peopled by squatters. 94 00:05:01,160 --> 00:05:02,630 All this leads me to believe 95 00:05:02,670 --> 00:05:04,460 that we have a credible threat on our hands. 96 00:05:04,500 --> 00:05:06,160 Hmm. Recommendations? 97 00:05:06,200 --> 00:05:07,670 Just one. 98 00:05:10,510 --> 00:05:11,770 Dancing Shadow, 99 00:05:11,810 --> 00:05:13,640 your mission is to provide security 100 00:05:13,680 --> 00:05:16,310 to prominent technology tycoon Barry Ditmer. 101 00:05:16,350 --> 00:05:18,510 Our government has determined that his safety 102 00:05:18,550 --> 00:05:21,350 - is priority Alpha One Venti. - When do I leave? 103 00:05:21,390 --> 00:05:23,580 Sky-Tender will drop in 20, 104 00:05:23,620 --> 00:05:27,180 19, 18, 17, 105 00:05:27,220 --> 00:05:29,450 16, 15... 106 00:05:34,970 --> 00:05:37,020 I'm starving. 107 00:05:37,070 --> 00:05:39,230 Why didn't you pack any food? 108 00:05:39,270 --> 00:05:43,170 I didn't know we were going on a road trip, did l? 109 00:05:43,210 --> 00:05:45,700 Well, do you at least have any water in the car? 110 00:05:45,740 --> 00:05:47,230 Bottled, preferably. 111 00:05:47,280 --> 00:05:50,180 As opposed to tap? 112 00:05:56,990 --> 00:05:58,820 Hello. Mr. Ditmer? 113 00:05:58,860 --> 00:06:00,410 Thank you, llsa. 114 00:06:00,460 --> 00:06:02,860 Forgive me if I don't shake hands. 115 00:06:02,890 --> 00:06:05,860 Human contact of any kind is my primary phobia. 116 00:06:05,900 --> 00:06:07,560 Don't worry about offending me, sir. 117 00:06:07,600 --> 00:06:09,500 I'm here to help with security, not make friends. 118 00:06:09,530 --> 00:06:11,660 Excellent. That's what I like to hear. 119 00:06:14,770 --> 00:06:16,570 I'll take a quick tour of the facility, 120 00:06:16,610 --> 00:06:19,370 then report back with some recommendations. 121 00:06:19,410 --> 00:06:21,880 Human beings are so... 122 00:06:21,910 --> 00:06:24,540 analog. Ugh. 123 00:06:24,580 --> 00:06:26,570 Where are we, anyway? 124 00:06:26,620 --> 00:06:29,210 I don't know. We're not on my map anymore. 125 00:06:29,250 --> 00:06:31,050 This is your fault. 126 00:06:31,090 --> 00:06:32,850 Hi. It's Elise. Leave a message. 127 00:06:32,890 --> 00:06:34,360 Hey, gorgeous, it's me. 128 00:06:34,390 --> 00:06:36,380 I just wanted to check in. We're a little lost, 129 00:06:36,430 --> 00:06:39,020 and I thought maybe you could help us get back to the freeway. 130 00:06:39,060 --> 00:06:40,530 And you'd better not use the lnternet. 131 00:06:40,560 --> 00:06:42,560 Shh. Do you mind? I'm trying to leave a message. 132 00:06:42,600 --> 00:06:44,070 Oh, just tell her you've left her. 133 00:06:44,100 --> 00:06:45,500 He's left you! 134 00:06:45,540 --> 00:06:47,940 I didn't leave her. I haven't left you. 135 00:06:47,970 --> 00:06:50,630 He's left you, and he's never coming back. 136 00:06:50,670 --> 00:06:53,230 Dan, let go! The phone is attached to my head. 137 00:06:54,380 --> 00:06:56,870 - Just watch the road! - Give my phone back. 138 00:06:56,910 --> 00:06:59,250 I'm trying to leave a message for my wife. 139 00:06:59,280 --> 00:07:00,870 You should be trying not to kill-- 140 00:07:08,960 --> 00:07:10,790 Dan! Are you okay? 141 00:07:10,830 --> 00:07:12,190 Are you hurt? 142 00:07:13,460 --> 00:07:15,520 Noggin' boppin'. 143 00:07:15,570 --> 00:07:17,800 I got noggin' boppin'. 144 00:07:17,830 --> 00:07:19,530 If you're hurt, 145 00:07:19,570 --> 00:07:21,560 we should get you to a hospital. 146 00:07:21,610 --> 00:07:23,800 Ah, it's just like lizards. 147 00:07:23,840 --> 00:07:26,570 Rainbows are nature's rainbows. 148 00:07:26,610 --> 00:07:28,130 Oh, man. 149 00:07:28,180 --> 00:07:31,050 I'm going to find my phone and call the paramedics. 150 00:07:32,620 --> 00:07:35,480 No one ever returns 151 00:07:35,520 --> 00:07:39,150 from los param?�dicos. 152 00:07:49,170 --> 00:07:51,660 It's a little spooky out here. 153 00:07:51,700 --> 00:07:53,600 You are such a baby. 154 00:07:55,370 --> 00:07:57,000 Are you sure you're okay? 155 00:07:57,040 --> 00:07:59,410 You were even less coherent than usual. 156 00:07:59,440 --> 00:08:02,410 It was just a little massive head trauma. 157 00:08:02,450 --> 00:08:04,970 Hey, I've had some of that myself! 158 00:08:06,520 --> 00:08:08,610 That accident sure looked like a doozy. 159 00:08:08,650 --> 00:08:10,810 - You saw it? - I always keep an eye 160 00:08:10,850 --> 00:08:13,820 on the road, just in case someone breaks down. 161 00:08:13,860 --> 00:08:15,480 It's part of what I do. 162 00:08:15,530 --> 00:08:17,490 That sounds very fulfilling. 163 00:08:17,530 --> 00:08:20,020 On a related note, is there a garage near here? 164 00:08:20,060 --> 00:08:22,400 Sure, there is. What you do, friend, 165 00:08:22,430 --> 00:08:24,660 is you go a mile that way... 166 00:08:34,780 --> 00:08:37,010 This is all technology's fault. 167 00:08:37,050 --> 00:08:39,670 Now do you see why we have to stop it? 168 00:08:39,710 --> 00:08:42,210 You boys trying to stop technology? 169 00:08:42,250 --> 00:08:44,010 Sounds crazy, I know. 170 00:08:44,050 --> 00:08:46,210 Crazy like my socks! 171 00:08:46,250 --> 00:08:47,380 What? 172 00:08:47,420 --> 00:08:49,390 I hate technology too! 173 00:08:49,420 --> 00:08:51,590 Makes me all bloop, boing... 174 00:08:54,130 --> 00:08:56,460 Finally, a kindred spirit. 175 00:08:56,500 --> 00:08:57,960 Nice to meet you... 176 00:08:58,000 --> 00:08:59,260 Hiram. 177 00:08:59,300 --> 00:09:01,460 Hey, I'll tell you what. 178 00:09:01,500 --> 00:09:03,560 Why don't I help you push your car 179 00:09:03,600 --> 00:09:04,840 to that all-night ge-rage. 180 00:09:05,470 --> 00:09:09,240 Then you two can spend the night at my house while they fix it! 181 00:09:09,280 --> 00:09:11,470 I think maybe a hotel. 182 00:09:11,510 --> 00:09:13,070 I think that sounds great. 183 00:09:13,110 --> 00:09:14,880 Thank you, Hiram. 184 00:09:14,920 --> 00:09:17,110 What if he's some kind of wackadoo? 185 00:09:17,150 --> 00:09:19,120 Hey, later tonight, 186 00:09:19,150 --> 00:09:22,120 we can sit around in our jammies, eat some jerky, 187 00:09:22,160 --> 00:09:24,450 and I'll teach you how to throw a hatchet 188 00:09:24,490 --> 00:09:27,260 so it'll split a skull clean in half. 189 00:09:27,300 --> 00:09:29,590 Seems fine to me. 190 00:09:41,640 --> 00:09:44,410 I see you noticed Barry's antigravity waterfall. 191 00:09:44,450 --> 00:09:47,350 It has to do with the ionic charge of the water molecules 192 00:09:47,380 --> 00:09:49,650 - versus the surface area-- - I see how it works. 193 00:09:49,680 --> 00:09:52,710 Home, sweet home. 194 00:09:52,750 --> 00:09:54,450 Lovely place you have here. 195 00:09:54,490 --> 00:09:56,390 Now, if you boys are thirsty, 196 00:09:56,420 --> 00:09:59,050 that kettle's where I sterilize my drinking water. 197 00:09:59,090 --> 00:10:02,060 Actually, I am a bit parched. 198 00:10:02,100 --> 00:10:04,090 It's also where I take my baths. 199 00:10:05,630 --> 00:10:07,360 What time is it, by the way? 200 00:10:07,400 --> 00:10:10,370 Well, let's see. According to the stars, 201 00:10:10,410 --> 00:10:13,000 it's nigh on 8:53. 202 00:10:13,040 --> 00:10:15,770 Where's your television? My stories are about to come on. 203 00:10:15,810 --> 00:10:18,780 Television? Oh, not in my house. 204 00:10:18,810 --> 00:10:21,410 Tell you what, why don't you entertain yourself 205 00:10:21,450 --> 00:10:22,910 with my zoetrope. 206 00:10:27,020 --> 00:10:29,790 So does this guy ever 207 00:10:29,820 --> 00:10:31,790 blow up or something? 208 00:10:31,830 --> 00:10:33,790 I mean, there's not even a story arc. 209 00:10:33,830 --> 00:10:35,560 Oh, I got one 210 00:10:35,600 --> 00:10:38,390 of a plus-size woman in a bubble bath, 211 00:10:38,430 --> 00:10:40,300 but it's-- 212 00:10:40,330 --> 00:10:43,100 it's for my eyes only, if you get me. 213 00:10:43,140 --> 00:10:44,830 We get you. 214 00:10:45,670 --> 00:10:47,970 Holograms are so last millennium, 215 00:10:48,010 --> 00:10:49,480 don't you think? 216 00:10:49,510 --> 00:10:51,770 Barry's been working on direct synaptic interface. 217 00:10:51,810 --> 00:10:54,210 You mean mind control. 218 00:10:54,250 --> 00:10:55,810 Isn't it exciting? 219 00:10:55,850 --> 00:10:58,840 Soon his signal will go out to the entire world. 220 00:11:03,390 --> 00:11:05,050 I named her Peggy. 221 00:11:05,090 --> 00:11:06,720 Yeah, still prefer television. 222 00:11:06,760 --> 00:11:08,560 I'm getting a feeling 223 00:11:08,600 --> 00:11:12,000 you don't hate technology as much as I do. 224 00:11:12,030 --> 00:11:13,730 Probably not as much. 225 00:11:13,770 --> 00:11:15,240 I do like television. 226 00:11:18,270 --> 00:11:21,240 So that's how it is. 227 00:11:21,280 --> 00:11:23,400 Well, let me tell you 228 00:11:23,440 --> 00:11:25,880 I got something way better than television. 229 00:11:25,910 --> 00:11:27,380 Have a seat. 230 00:11:27,420 --> 00:11:29,750 We should probably get going. 231 00:11:29,780 --> 00:11:30,880 Sit down! 232 00:11:33,420 --> 00:11:37,380 We'll call this puppet Dean. 233 00:11:37,430 --> 00:11:41,050 Oh, hang on. Something's missing. 234 00:11:41,100 --> 00:11:42,720 That's better. 235 00:11:42,760 --> 00:11:45,390 I think these characters are based on us. 236 00:11:45,430 --> 00:11:47,200 Don't be ridiculous. 237 00:11:47,240 --> 00:11:48,700 No one would do that. 238 00:11:48,740 --> 00:11:51,830 And here's Dean's big, dumb friend. 239 00:11:51,870 --> 00:11:54,840 We'll call him Moose. 240 00:11:54,880 --> 00:11:56,340 Moo! 241 00:11:56,380 --> 00:11:57,840 Wait a minute. 242 00:11:57,880 --> 00:12:00,850 I think these characters are based on us. 243 00:12:04,720 --> 00:12:06,910 Eagle's Nest, this is Dancing Shadow. 244 00:12:06,950 --> 00:12:08,440 We have a situation. 245 00:12:08,490 --> 00:12:11,080 Barry Ditmer is developing mind control technology. 246 00:12:11,130 --> 00:12:13,030 Recommend immediate neutralization. 247 00:12:13,060 --> 00:12:16,620 Negative, Dancing Shadow. Your job is to provide security, 248 00:12:16,660 --> 00:12:19,600 - not investigate Mr. Ditmer. - But-- 249 00:12:19,630 --> 00:12:21,970 Stay on mission, Dancing Shadow. 250 00:12:22,000 --> 00:12:24,840 Forget the mission. I didn't give up antiquing 251 00:12:24,870 --> 00:12:27,860 so some nerd could control people's minds. 252 00:12:27,910 --> 00:12:31,240 And now that I've knocked Moose unconscious 253 00:12:31,280 --> 00:12:33,370 with the plowshare, 254 00:12:33,410 --> 00:12:36,380 I'm going to do unspeakable things to you, Dan. 255 00:12:36,420 --> 00:12:38,320 Oh, I mean Dean. 256 00:12:38,350 --> 00:12:41,050 "Oh, no. What will become of us?" 257 00:12:41,090 --> 00:12:43,060 Well, I'll be honest. 258 00:12:43,090 --> 00:12:45,420 I'm probably going to cook and eat you. 259 00:12:45,460 --> 00:12:47,890 But first, let's have a little fun. 260 00:12:47,930 --> 00:12:49,660 "Oh, no. 261 00:12:49,700 --> 00:12:52,560 This isn't my idea of fun." 262 00:12:52,600 --> 00:12:54,630 Oh, my. Look at the stars. 263 00:12:54,670 --> 00:12:56,140 We should really get going. 264 00:12:56,170 --> 00:12:57,830 You're not going anywhere! 265 00:12:57,870 --> 00:13:00,430 Yeah, Chris, sit down. I want to see how this ends. 266 00:13:00,470 --> 00:13:02,640 Not great for us. 267 00:13:02,980 --> 00:13:05,470 Hey, Hiram! 268 00:13:09,050 --> 00:13:10,980 Peggy! 269 00:13:12,550 --> 00:13:15,040 Hey! Be careful! 270 00:13:15,090 --> 00:13:17,150 Nice throw, by the way. How did you-- 271 00:13:17,190 --> 00:13:18,780 It's all in the wrist. 272 00:13:18,830 --> 00:13:20,820 You got to flick it out at the end of the throw. 273 00:13:20,860 --> 00:13:22,590 Ah. Thanks. 274 00:13:25,300 --> 00:13:28,630 All my things! 275 00:13:28,670 --> 00:13:30,660 No! 276 00:13:30,710 --> 00:13:32,500 I'll get you boys for this 277 00:13:32,540 --> 00:13:34,670 if it's the last thing I ever do! 278 00:13:34,710 --> 00:13:38,340 I promise you you will pay! 279 00:13:38,380 --> 00:13:40,780 That guy is so angry. 280 00:13:40,820 --> 00:13:42,610 Well, you did just burn all of his stuff. 281 00:13:42,650 --> 00:13:45,520 Yeah, but to be fair, it wasn't very good stuff. 282 00:13:46,890 --> 00:13:49,880 I've completed my preliminary report, Mr. Ditmer. 283 00:13:49,920 --> 00:13:51,650 The bad news is that I've discovered 284 00:13:51,690 --> 00:13:53,460 your long-distance mind control device. 285 00:13:53,490 --> 00:13:56,190 "Mind control" is such an ugly term. 286 00:13:56,230 --> 00:14:00,190 I prefer "guiding synaptic processes from afar." 287 00:14:00,230 --> 00:14:01,720 But your signal's too weak. 288 00:14:01,770 --> 00:14:03,570 At least I got here before you perfected it. 289 00:14:03,600 --> 00:14:06,700 It needs some work, true, but in time, 290 00:14:06,740 --> 00:14:09,870 the entire population will be hopelessly compelled 291 00:14:09,910 --> 00:14:13,040 to buy whatever pointless new gadget I bring to market. 292 00:14:15,350 --> 00:14:17,340 You do not want to be trapped in here with me. 293 00:14:17,390 --> 00:14:19,510 Here's the Mark ll-- shorter range, 294 00:14:19,550 --> 00:14:22,150 but a much more powerful signal. 295 00:14:22,190 --> 00:14:25,750 And who's going to try to put that thing on my head? 296 00:14:25,790 --> 00:14:26,890 I am. 297 00:14:31,370 --> 00:14:36,300 Let me introduce the lndependent Logistics and Security Android, 298 00:14:36,340 --> 00:14:38,600 ILSA for short. 299 00:14:38,640 --> 00:14:41,270 So can we go home now? 300 00:14:41,310 --> 00:14:44,710 Have we derailed Barry Ditmer's plans yet? 301 00:14:44,750 --> 00:14:47,870 Have we stopped the momentum of technological progress? 302 00:14:47,920 --> 00:14:50,410 You have to let this go, Dan. 303 00:14:50,450 --> 00:14:53,610 Don't you see the parallels between yourself and Hiram? 304 00:14:53,650 --> 00:14:55,710 What are you talking about? 305 00:14:55,760 --> 00:14:58,730 Oh, well, you hate technology. He hates technology. 306 00:14:58,760 --> 00:15:01,350 He's incredibly angry. You're incredibly angry. 307 00:15:01,400 --> 00:15:04,160 Who's angry?! How dare you?! 308 00:15:04,200 --> 00:15:06,060 - I'll strangle you! - See? 309 00:15:07,400 --> 00:15:10,030 I'll admit there does seem to be a tenuous connection. 310 00:15:10,070 --> 00:15:12,770 If you don't change your ways, you'll end up just like him. 311 00:15:12,810 --> 00:15:15,240 Oh, I think that's a stretch. 312 00:15:15,280 --> 00:15:16,740 You know what? 313 00:15:16,780 --> 00:15:19,080 We are going to talk about this. 314 00:15:20,110 --> 00:15:21,880 We should probably get further away 315 00:15:21,920 --> 00:15:24,140 from the ax murderer before we stop the car. 316 00:15:24,190 --> 00:15:25,780 We've gone 30 miles. 317 00:15:25,820 --> 00:15:29,120 There's no way he could cover that kind of distance on foot. 318 00:15:33,360 --> 00:15:36,230 To the ends of the Earth! 319 00:15:37,830 --> 00:15:39,630 Well, I've been wrong before. 320 00:15:55,620 --> 00:15:57,280 Don't let her touch me! 321 00:16:05,630 --> 00:16:07,690 I shall obey. 322 00:16:07,730 --> 00:16:09,590 She almost touched me. 323 00:16:17,660 --> 00:16:21,060 Okay, let's go destroy Omnicron Violet, 324 00:16:21,090 --> 00:16:23,850 ruin Barry Ditmer's day, 325 00:16:23,890 --> 00:16:25,360 and go home. 326 00:16:25,390 --> 00:16:27,790 How are we going to get inside? 327 00:16:27,830 --> 00:16:30,820 I'm thinking grappling hooks and climbing equipment. 328 00:16:33,070 --> 00:16:35,800 Always taking the easy way. 329 00:16:37,510 --> 00:16:39,340 Think you're so great 330 00:16:39,380 --> 00:16:40,900 just because you're one of the richest 331 00:16:40,940 --> 00:16:43,170 and most important people in the world. 332 00:16:43,210 --> 00:16:44,680 Jerk. 333 00:16:44,710 --> 00:16:46,340 Voice recognition complete. 334 00:16:46,380 --> 00:16:48,010 That is the individual who threatened you. 335 00:16:48,050 --> 00:16:51,020 Would you please terminate them for me? 336 00:16:51,050 --> 00:16:52,990 I hear and obey. 337 00:16:53,020 --> 00:16:54,790 Where could he be? 338 00:16:54,820 --> 00:16:56,550 He is the boss, right? 339 00:16:56,590 --> 00:16:59,560 I imagine he'd be on the top floor. 340 00:17:01,730 --> 00:17:04,100 What was that? Chris? 341 00:17:04,130 --> 00:17:06,160 Chris evaporated? 342 00:17:06,200 --> 00:17:08,100 No. It's too chilly for that. 343 00:17:09,410 --> 00:17:11,570 Elise? Where did you come from? 344 00:17:11,610 --> 00:17:13,070 What are you doing here? 345 00:17:13,110 --> 00:17:15,510 Eliminating a threat to Mr. Ditmer. 346 00:17:15,540 --> 00:17:18,600 Don't take this the wrong way, but chrome is not your color. 347 00:17:18,650 --> 00:17:20,740 Prepare to be terminated. 348 00:17:20,780 --> 00:17:23,010 How does one prepare to be-- whoa! 349 00:17:24,220 --> 00:17:26,520 - Seriously? - Seriously. 350 00:17:26,560 --> 00:17:29,420 I knew it! You never liked me! 351 00:17:30,530 --> 00:17:31,990 Go away. 352 00:17:32,030 --> 00:17:34,220 Nobody in here but us boxes. 353 00:17:38,000 --> 00:17:39,470 It's all in the wrist. 354 00:17:39,500 --> 00:17:41,940 You got to flick it out at the end of the throw. 355 00:17:53,250 --> 00:17:55,110 Where am l? 356 00:17:55,150 --> 00:17:56,620 I'm sorry! Don't kill me! 357 00:17:56,650 --> 00:17:58,710 Dan, it's okay. I'm myself again. 358 00:17:58,750 --> 00:18:01,150 Forgive me if I'm not entirely reassured. 359 00:18:01,190 --> 00:18:03,350 That was an amazing throw! 360 00:18:03,390 --> 00:18:05,330 You cut off the mind control headband 361 00:18:05,360 --> 00:18:06,830 without hurting me at all. 362 00:18:06,860 --> 00:18:08,520 Yeah? I mean, yeah. 363 00:18:08,560 --> 00:18:11,120 That is what I meant to do. 364 00:18:11,170 --> 00:18:12,860 Stay with Chris. 365 00:18:12,900 --> 00:18:15,370 I am going to shut down Barry Ditmer. 366 00:18:15,400 --> 00:18:17,100 Nuh-uh. 367 00:18:17,140 --> 00:18:19,730 I'm going to shut down Barry Ditmer 368 00:18:19,780 --> 00:18:21,970 and break his computer. 369 00:18:27,520 --> 00:18:29,280 You will find a penny. 370 00:18:29,320 --> 00:18:31,150 Your pockets are full of sand. 371 00:18:31,190 --> 00:18:33,620 - That's weird, isn't it? - Beats elevator music. 372 00:18:33,660 --> 00:18:36,180 You sure he can't just trap us in here? 373 00:18:36,230 --> 00:18:38,090 Every computer system can be overridden. 374 00:18:38,130 --> 00:18:39,590 This one was a piece of cake. 375 00:18:39,630 --> 00:18:42,360 You can't see me, but I can see you. 376 00:18:42,400 --> 00:18:44,760 Rainbows are nature's rainbows. 377 00:18:44,800 --> 00:18:46,860 Don't think I didn't notice, by the way. 378 00:18:46,900 --> 00:18:50,130 - Notice what? - Chris, you knock unconscious. 379 00:18:50,170 --> 00:18:52,040 Me, you try to kill. 380 00:18:52,070 --> 00:18:53,970 I was under mind control, Dan. 381 00:18:54,010 --> 00:18:55,480 It wasn't my fault. 382 00:18:55,510 --> 00:18:57,380 All I ever do is reach out to you. 383 00:18:58,950 --> 00:19:00,420 Well, it looks like 384 00:19:00,450 --> 00:19:03,420 my new security consultant has failed me. 385 00:19:03,450 --> 00:19:05,180 Would you destroy them, please? 386 00:19:05,220 --> 00:19:07,550 - With pleasure. - Thanks. 387 00:19:07,590 --> 00:19:10,150 I got this one. Score to settle. 388 00:19:10,190 --> 00:19:11,890 I completely understand that. 389 00:19:18,200 --> 00:19:19,670 No! 390 00:19:19,700 --> 00:19:21,190 Barry! 391 00:19:23,010 --> 00:19:24,840 ILSA! 392 00:19:24,870 --> 00:19:27,640 Nooo! 393 00:19:27,680 --> 00:19:30,650 Activate security protocol "Barry's in trouble." 394 00:19:34,050 --> 00:19:36,070 Prepare to be terminated. 395 00:19:36,120 --> 00:19:38,280 - Uh-oh. - Man, I hate technology. 396 00:19:40,920 --> 00:19:42,390 There you are. 397 00:19:42,420 --> 00:19:44,320 - Hiram! - Barry? 398 00:19:44,360 --> 00:19:46,490 You two know each other? 399 00:19:46,530 --> 00:19:49,400 I'll say. We used to be partners 400 00:19:49,430 --> 00:19:51,900 until Barry here stole my ideas, 401 00:19:51,930 --> 00:19:54,840 froze me out, and stole my half of the company. 402 00:19:54,870 --> 00:19:57,400 How dare you 403 00:19:57,440 --> 00:19:59,870 treat this unstable cannibal that way? 404 00:19:59,910 --> 00:20:02,640 I dropped off the grid after that. 405 00:20:02,680 --> 00:20:05,650 I've lived off the land for 15 years. 406 00:20:05,680 --> 00:20:08,010 And the occasional stranded motorist. 407 00:20:08,050 --> 00:20:10,420 You never had the vision, Hiram. 408 00:20:10,450 --> 00:20:14,750 Oh, I have a vision, Barry. Track with me on this. 409 00:20:14,790 --> 00:20:18,450 First I'm going to finish with the little guy here. 410 00:20:18,490 --> 00:20:20,360 Little guy? 411 00:20:20,400 --> 00:20:23,330 How about I show you my little fist, hill person? 412 00:20:23,370 --> 00:20:26,460 And then I'm coming after you. 413 00:20:26,500 --> 00:20:29,470 Not if my security robots have anything to say about it. 414 00:20:29,510 --> 00:20:32,070 Destroy them, 415 00:20:32,110 --> 00:20:34,080 all of them. 416 00:20:34,110 --> 00:20:37,740 - With pleasure. - Hey, technophobe! 417 00:20:37,780 --> 00:20:40,370 TV is awesome! 418 00:20:46,890 --> 00:20:48,320 No! 419 00:20:48,360 --> 00:20:49,520 Destroy. 420 00:20:49,560 --> 00:20:52,430 Destroy. Destroy. 421 00:20:52,460 --> 00:20:53,720 Destroy. 422 00:20:53,760 --> 00:20:55,750 This isn't over! 423 00:20:59,870 --> 00:21:01,300 Dude. Whoo! 424 00:21:01,340 --> 00:21:03,930 Don't touch me! 425 00:21:03,970 --> 00:21:07,410 Destroy. Destroy. Destroy. 426 00:21:07,440 --> 00:21:09,470 We've got to get Chris and get out of here. 427 00:21:11,380 --> 00:21:14,010 The whole place is coming down! 428 00:21:15,280 --> 00:21:18,550 Wow. Those structure fires really get out of hand. 429 00:21:18,590 --> 00:21:21,520 - You would know. - I sure would. 430 00:21:21,560 --> 00:21:23,890 Take that, technology. 431 00:21:23,930 --> 00:21:26,330 Take that, Barry Ditmer. 432 00:21:26,360 --> 00:21:29,330 You know, I retract my previous statement. 433 00:21:29,360 --> 00:21:31,260 You look fine in chrome. 434 00:21:31,300 --> 00:21:33,830 Thank you, Dan. 435 00:21:33,880 --> 00:21:38,430 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 30852

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