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This year's
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Webicon Web Icon Lifetime
Achievement Award recipient:
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Carly Shay.
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- Whoo!
- Step one,
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kiss Wes.
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Step two, smile.
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Step three,
humbly wave at my fans.
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Lifetime achievement award?
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You're so old.
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I'm a dewey 27.
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And this award is a big deal.
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It's been a hard year,
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starting up my channel again
all by myself.
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All by yourself?
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No emotional support
or fancy studio in my apartment
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or anyone dressing up
as a baby for you?
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You should probably thank me
first.
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You're somewhere
between God and my manicurist.
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And now we get to celebrate you
at the new and improved Webicon.
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Or I guess the full title
is now "Webicon,
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sponsored by
YeslStillUseChecks.com."
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I'm just glad they pivoted
from a giant, sweaty convention
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to a glamping retreat
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for "forward thinkers
of the online era."
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Plus, a pitch-fest
for new tech ventures.
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A field full of rich people
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who don't know what to do
with their money.
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And I get to tell 'em.
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Well, it better be awesome...
I got Dutch on the music lineup,
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and I promised her,
because you promised me,
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so it's a blockchain promise.
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As requested,
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useless, nontoxic buy spray.
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But let the record show
I'm still solidly behind
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Harper's idea
for mosquito net jumpsuits.
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Said that as a joke.
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Look, we're headed to an island
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with no ferry service
and spotty cellular.
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I just want to be prepared.
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The tree houses have
electricity, plumbing,
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and an hourly tea ceremony.
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My Eagle Scout here wants
to bring a generator,
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iodine and rations.
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Well, at least
you let me pack candles,
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so in case the power goes out,
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I can still see
your gorgeous face.
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Get a tree house, you two.
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We will. We all will.
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We're gonna have
the best weekend ever.
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Everybody, hands in.
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Webicon.
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Webicon!
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Why don't the trees have houses?
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What are we supposed to eat?
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Where is everyone?!
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Are they all having fun
without us? On a yacht?
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Harper, speak to the concierge
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about getting us an invite
to the yacht.
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Please.
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Come on, guys,
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we just have to roll
with the punches,
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and it'll be an adventure.
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Webicon!
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Yeah, I say we eat her first.
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Never ask how I got this tarp.
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Is this hell?
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No.
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Hell at least has Lil Nas X.
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Dutch is the only one from
the music lineup who showed.
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I guess all the rich people
already figured out
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what to do with their money...
They used it
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to get on the last helicopter
out of here.
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Don't worry, we're
still gonna have a great time.
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I'm almost done
completing inventory
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and formulating a list of tasks.
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See? Tasks.
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I made this dress for Dutch.
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She was gonna sing and dance
over a fire,
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and then when her fans wanted
an encore,
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"S'more! S'more!"
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I guess we'll have to eat it.
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All right, here's the deal.
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I talked to the person in charge
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before she was whisked away
by six competing documentarians.
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They planned to have
luxury tree houses,
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a pitch-fest,
and a sick music lineup,
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but without money,
that plan never went beyond:
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"Let's have luxury tree houses,
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a pitch-fest,
and a sick music lineup."
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We have a sick music lineup.
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- Dutch can still perform.
- No.
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No, no, they said singing
attracts the possums.
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Dutch, I'm sorry.
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I will sew you a tent
out of bark if I have to.
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I will take a hotel room,
please, and thank you.
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So, are they sending boats?
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Helicopters? Amazon drones?
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Not until Monday.
Hey, where'd you get the tarp?
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What are we gonna do?
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Don't worry about it, all right?
We have just enough water,
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and the festival left us
non-FDA-approved protein bars,
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but,
they are the blueberry flavor.
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I'll starve.
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I just really need you
to take this seriously.
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I am. But since you've got
survival covered,
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there's no reason I can't be
in charge of having fun.
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We could go on a sunset
hike, make flower crowns,
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go skinny-dipping.
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Sprained ankle, poison ivy,
penis parasites.
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I'm just trying to make lemonade
out of lemons.
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You brought lemons?
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No.
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Good luck getting our food,
bears!
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Wait.
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If the bears can't get the food,
will they eat us?
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Enjoy our food, bears.
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I'm so bummed the pitch-fest
is canceled.
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Do you think this is a sign?
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Maybe it's time I hang up
my entrepreneurial hat.
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If you mean your
Rite Aid fedora, then yes.
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You can't give up. Let me help.
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No. We both agreed that we were
lucky our friendship survived
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you investing
in my first failed start-up.
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You are not allowed to give me
any more money.
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And I won't.
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But I bet I can find
a different rich idiot
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to trick into losing
all of their money.
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There must be someone here
who was too dumb to make it out.
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Yeah.
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Us.
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You're not going to find anyone.
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I'm just not cut out
for the tech world.
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Maybe it's time
I find something else.
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Hey...
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Should we tell him he
just walked through poison oak?
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He'll find out soon enough.
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Sorry I got you to bring
Double Dutch.
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She's a lot.
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Hey, she's my boss...
Only I'm allowed to say that.
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And Wes is quite the survivalist
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and very helpful
and not at all annoying.
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Hey, don't eat the
red berries... they're poisonous.
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Hey!
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But that was dead-on.
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Wes is just
such a planner, and...
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I love that, but sometimes he
has trouble being spontaneous.
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I want to survive, too.
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Doesn't mean I can't also have
a flower crown.
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I'm on a trip
with my favorite people
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who I promised a great time.
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I need to at least try
to make that happen.
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I don't know how to work
this compass.
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Try turning it off
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and then back on.
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I feel bad, but...
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I keep thinking about if I
were here with my ex-boyfriend,
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who shall not be named.
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Beau?
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Guess we're naming him.
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He'd already have, like,
four penis parasites.
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That guy's fun.
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And he's also right there.
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Carly!
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Fun.
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Ooh, this place is amazing!
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Is that a bidet in the bathroom?
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I'm gonna go check.
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You, seem surprised to see me.
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Didn't you know
I was presenting you
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with your
lifetime achievement award?
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No.
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No, I did not.
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I guess they thought
we make a good pair.
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You know, probably since we've
always made such a good pair.
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Congratulations, by the way.
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Webicon Web Icon is a huge deal.
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I guess if we'd started
a channel together,
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I would've just
been holding you back.
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Or riding my coattails.
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Sounds like a fun ride.
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How'd you get this place,
anyway?
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Probably by being
the most famous person here.
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I don't know,
maybe a different reason.
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Hey, did you get one
of the tarps? Those seem cool.
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Yeah.
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They're awesome.
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We're really just making
the most of our time.
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The laughs we've had,
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you wouldn't believe.
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Same. You know,
I was gonna bounce,
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Why not
make lemonade out of lemons?
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Exactly.
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It's a bidet, all right.
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Hell of a bidet.
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So you just have all this space
for you and your girlfriend?
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We, broke up, actually.
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And we didn't know?
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Don't you usually prefer
to dump people on a livestream?
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Let me make it up to you.
Why don't you all stay here?
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I don't know.
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I just started seeing someone.
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He's an auto mechanic.
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Like, a real manly man.
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He's probably off building us
a better tree house right now.
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So no.
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You listen to me, Carly Shay.
I am a knight in shining armor,
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and Dutch is
my damsel in distress,
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professionally speaking!
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So yes.
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Please.
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Fine.
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I'll stay
in this gorgeous tree house
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with the softest towels
I've ever felt.
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But you owe me.
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Millicent, this is perfect.
Beau is the investor
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of Freddie's dreams.
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Positive attitude.
Money to burn.
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No understanding of business
or perhaps even money at all.
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But my dad's confidence is
at an all-time low.
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He's not gonna try and make
a sale now.
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Which is why we need Beau
to come to him.
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He'll see it as a sign.
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Yes! I haven't done
a good scheme in ages.
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I hope I'm not rusty.
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How cool is it of Beau
to let us use his tree house?
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Yeah. Very cool.
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Except I am a little worried
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it's not built
to hold eight people.
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Sure it is.
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They wouldn't have included
a blackjack table
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if they didn't want you
to entertain.
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Since we're good on shelter
and food and water now,
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what should we do?
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Flower crowns. Flower crowns.
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Yes! And then I heard
about an amazing sunset hike.
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Before we go spraining
our ankles all willy-nilly...
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I need to make sure
there's actually enough food
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and clean water
in this tree house for everyone.
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There's tons of food.
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I don't know
how much water there is...
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The fridge just does filtered.
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It even does pellet ice.
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Carly loves pellet ice.
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Beau, actually,
can you grab us some drinks?
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Regular Coke with lime and...
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Let me guess... tepid water since
the body absorbs it faster.
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Yeah, I know you're mocking me,
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but that's actually true,
so thanks.
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So, this I was not prepared for.
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Yeah, it's weird.
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But there's
absolutely nothing going on
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between Beau and me now.
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I doubt we have anything
in common anymore.
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Did somebody say "flower crown"?
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Which is why, with Kevin,
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you're not taking care
of the puppy...
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The puppy is taking care...
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- of you!
- Of you!
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00:11:28,364 --> 00:11:31,134
Yeah, but don't tell Freddie
we told you, okay?
260
00:11:31,234 --> 00:11:32,735
He's got so many investors.
261
00:11:32,836 --> 00:11:35,370
He'd kill us if he knew we told
one more person about it.
262
00:11:35,471 --> 00:11:36,907
It's such a good idea.
263
00:11:37,006 --> 00:11:39,542
You think maybe I could get him
to pitch it to me?
264
00:11:40,442 --> 00:11:42,644
- Maybe.
- Maybe.
265
00:11:42,745 --> 00:11:46,115
Hey, um, what are the symptoms
of Lyme disease?
266
00:11:46,216 --> 00:11:48,918
This place has
a real Lyme-y vibe.
267
00:11:49,019 --> 00:11:51,788
You know what doesn't have
a Lyme-y vibe? Your app Kevin.
268
00:11:51,888 --> 00:11:54,890
Whoops. I didn't mean
to mention it in front of Beau.
269
00:11:54,990 --> 00:11:56,402
But now that
the puppy's out of the bag,
270
00:11:56,426 --> 00:11:57,706
why don't you tell him about it.
271
00:11:57,759 --> 00:11:59,895
Okay, um, well, the idea was:
272
00:11:59,995 --> 00:12:02,164
match people
who need therapy dogs
273
00:12:02,264 --> 00:12:04,600
with people
who need dog-sitters, so that...
274
00:12:04,700 --> 00:12:06,001
It sounds awesome.
275
00:12:06,101 --> 00:12:08,437
How about you give me
the full pitch tomorrow.
276
00:12:08,538 --> 00:12:09,772
I need to text my dad first.
277
00:12:09,873 --> 00:12:11,774
My dad's my business guy.
278
00:12:11,875 --> 00:12:13,643
Also, I just love him.
279
00:12:13,743 --> 00:12:17,346
Really? Beau, I mean...
that would be great.
280
00:12:17,447 --> 00:12:18,681
Men supporting men.
281
00:12:18,780 --> 00:12:20,984
That's what it's all about.
282
00:12:24,053 --> 00:12:25,321
My God!
283
00:12:25,421 --> 00:12:27,490
Did you see me
just manifest that opportunity
284
00:12:27,590 --> 00:12:29,359
out of total thin air?
285
00:12:29,458 --> 00:12:31,626
- Yes.
- You did that.
286
00:12:31,726 --> 00:12:33,096
- You did that!
- Yes!
287
00:12:33,196 --> 00:12:34,197
Ooh!
288
00:12:35,831 --> 00:12:37,567
Okay, you were right, Wes...
289
00:12:37,667 --> 00:12:39,568
That nontoxic bug spray
is useless.
290
00:12:39,668 --> 00:12:42,672
Or maybe you're just too sweet.
291
00:12:43,472 --> 00:12:45,107
Here, this is safe
292
00:12:45,207 --> 00:12:46,909
and totally works.
293
00:12:47,009 --> 00:12:51,514
Wow, I'm just, like,
the hero of this entire weekend.
294
00:12:52,414 --> 00:12:54,326
You know what would make it
even better? - Nothing.
295
00:12:54,350 --> 00:12:56,552
Nothing could make this better,
because it's great!
296
00:12:56,652 --> 00:12:58,388
Right, Dutch?
297
00:12:58,488 --> 00:12:59,488
No.
298
00:12:59,554 --> 00:13:02,024
A chipmunk looked at me weird.
299
00:13:02,125 --> 00:13:04,027
I was gonna say scary stories.
300
00:13:04,126 --> 00:13:06,196
Like the one about the guy
stranded in the forest
301
00:13:06,296 --> 00:13:08,431
with his girlfriend's
ex-boyfriend.
302
00:13:08,530 --> 00:13:10,832
Ooh, what's that one?
303
00:13:11,433 --> 00:13:13,336
Yup, no, I got it.
304
00:13:13,436 --> 00:13:17,407
Are we talking scary scary,
or "George the Bra" scary?
305
00:13:19,009 --> 00:13:21,311
"I'm going to get you."
306
00:13:22,879 --> 00:13:24,080
George the Bra?
307
00:13:24,179 --> 00:13:26,381
George the Bra
that tells ghost stories.
308
00:13:26,481 --> 00:13:28,618
It's a classic iCarly character.
309
00:13:28,717 --> 00:13:30,620
Carly,
your marshmallow's on fire.
310
00:13:32,754 --> 00:13:34,657
We like 'em burnt and crispy.
311
00:13:34,756 --> 00:13:36,658
Then when you put it
on the chocolate...
312
00:13:36,759 --> 00:13:39,495
- it melts faster.
- It melts faster.
313
00:13:40,596 --> 00:13:43,332
I wasn't talking about
the viscosity of your dessert.
314
00:13:43,432 --> 00:13:45,936
I was talking about the
increased risk of forest fire.
315
00:13:46,036 --> 00:13:50,173
Wow. You can even take the fun
out of roasting marshmallows.
316
00:13:50,273 --> 00:13:52,475
Am I the only one here
whose definition of fun
317
00:13:52,575 --> 00:13:54,177
includes not dying?
318
00:13:54,277 --> 00:13:59,581
Man, wait. I bet you wind up
dying in some super boring way.
319
00:13:59,682 --> 00:14:02,817
Or maybe I never die, because
I make careful decisions.
320
00:14:02,918 --> 00:14:04,586
Okay, let's all relax.
321
00:14:04,687 --> 00:14:06,990
I think Beau here is
plenty relaxed.
322
00:14:07,090 --> 00:14:10,592
Aah! Is this what we've
been making s'mores out of?
323
00:14:10,692 --> 00:14:11,894
This is my dress!
324
00:14:11,995 --> 00:14:13,495
This is cannibalism!
325
00:14:13,596 --> 00:14:16,532
Dutch, if we didn't eat it,
it was gonna attract bugs.
326
00:14:16,631 --> 00:14:18,734
Then Wes
would make us eat those.
327
00:14:18,833 --> 00:14:21,004
You know what?
I'm gonna go. I'll be back.
328
00:14:21,104 --> 00:14:24,274
Actually, I was gonna storm
off super dramatically, so...
329
00:14:26,408 --> 00:14:28,844
Aah! Aah!
330
00:14:33,048 --> 00:14:35,418
Okay, you're good.
331
00:14:35,518 --> 00:14:37,519
- Wes, wait.
- Look, I'm sorry,
332
00:14:37,620 --> 00:14:38,955
but I just need a minute, okay?
333
00:14:39,054 --> 00:14:40,774
Let's all just cool off
and take some space.
334
00:14:42,292 --> 00:14:44,094
And pack ourselves
into a shelter
335
00:14:44,193 --> 00:14:45,595
that comfortably sleeps two.
336
00:14:51,033 --> 00:14:52,902
Do you think that's FEMA
here to save us...
337
00:14:53,003 --> 00:14:55,870
or a serial killer
here to end us?
338
00:14:55,971 --> 00:14:57,448
- It was probably just a branch.
- Serial killer.
339
00:14:57,472 --> 00:14:59,442
- Dude.
- What?
340
00:14:59,542 --> 00:15:01,410
Carly, can we talk?
341
00:15:01,510 --> 00:15:03,113
Yeah.
342
00:15:03,212 --> 00:15:05,715
We should.
343
00:15:10,720 --> 00:15:12,898
I'm sorry, Carly, but I'm
getting pretty frustrated, okay?
344
00:15:12,922 --> 00:15:14,399
I-I mean,
I've been working all weekend
345
00:15:14,423 --> 00:15:16,525
to try and keep us safe,
and it's, like, none of that
346
00:15:16,625 --> 00:15:19,361
matters to you because I
didn't weave you a flower crown.
347
00:15:19,461 --> 00:15:21,596
You don't weave a flower crown.
You tie it off.
348
00:15:21,697 --> 00:15:23,232
I'm just trying
349
00:15:23,332 --> 00:15:25,000
to make the best
of a bad situation,
350
00:15:25,100 --> 00:15:26,735
and you keep reminding me
how bad it is.
351
00:15:26,836 --> 00:15:29,938
Yeah, because it is bad, okay?
Not everything is skinny-dipping
352
00:15:30,039 --> 00:15:31,907
and lifetime achievement awards.
353
00:15:32,008 --> 00:15:33,609
Well, not everything is
life-or-death.
354
00:15:40,383 --> 00:15:41,616
Hi there.
355
00:15:41,716 --> 00:15:43,253
Crap, wrong arms.
356
00:15:44,620 --> 00:15:47,356
I-I was just reaching
for my phone.
357
00:15:47,456 --> 00:15:49,759
- It's very precious to me.
- I... I was...
358
00:15:49,859 --> 00:15:51,698
-I was also doing, like,
the same. -Yeah, same.
359
00:15:59,902 --> 00:16:03,038
I am my mother's son!
360
00:16:09,044 --> 00:16:11,346
See? You grabbed Beau, too.
361
00:16:11,447 --> 00:16:12,914
He's just very grab-able.
362
00:16:13,014 --> 00:16:15,250
Whoa! Whoa!
363
00:16:19,654 --> 00:16:21,224
Well...
364
00:16:21,323 --> 00:16:23,326
at least we still have a roof
over our heads. -
365
00:16:27,129 --> 00:16:31,267
This album is
literally rocking my world.
366
00:16:38,073 --> 00:16:39,741
Well, we look amazing.
367
00:16:39,841 --> 00:16:42,477
I wasn't gonna let these outfits
go to waste.
368
00:16:42,577 --> 00:16:44,547
My best friend was getting
an award.
369
00:16:44,647 --> 00:16:47,450
I rented enough runway
to land a plane.
370
00:16:47,549 --> 00:16:49,284
Aw. That's sweet.
371
00:16:49,384 --> 00:16:51,254
You liar.
372
00:16:51,354 --> 00:16:52,563
You packed
all these cute clothes
373
00:16:52,587 --> 00:16:53,889
so you could look good
for Dutch.
374
00:16:53,989 --> 00:16:55,024
You like her.
375
00:16:55,125 --> 00:16:56,392
How dare you...
376
00:16:56,491 --> 00:16:58,927
read me so accurately.
377
00:16:59,028 --> 00:17:01,130
Okay, yeah,
when the tree house was falling,
378
00:17:01,230 --> 00:17:03,399
I reached for Dutch.
379
00:17:03,499 --> 00:17:05,434
But you reached for Beau.
380
00:17:05,535 --> 00:17:07,336
How dare you...
381
00:17:07,436 --> 00:17:09,805
recount true events.
382
00:17:09,904 --> 00:17:11,441
Do you still have feelings
for him?
383
00:17:11,540 --> 00:17:13,343
Escándalo.
384
00:17:15,678 --> 00:17:17,646
A week ago
I would've told you no,
385
00:17:17,747 --> 00:17:21,550
but Wes and I haven't been
on the same page all weekend.
386
00:17:21,651 --> 00:17:23,286
It's like this whole experience
387
00:17:23,385 --> 00:17:26,489
has just made me realize that
he and I are really different.
388
00:17:26,588 --> 00:17:28,490
And sometimes
very different people
389
00:17:28,590 --> 00:17:31,093
- make great couples.
- Yeah, but...
390
00:17:31,193 --> 00:17:32,394
then there's Beau.
391
00:17:32,494 --> 00:17:34,663
I mean,
he makes everything so easy.
392
00:17:35,897 --> 00:17:36,907
When we broke up,
that was, like,
393
00:17:36,932 --> 00:17:38,334
the third fight we've ever had.
394
00:17:38,433 --> 00:17:39,835
Well, I guess the question is,
395
00:17:39,934 --> 00:17:41,971
do you want someone
who's like you,
396
00:17:42,070 --> 00:17:43,750
or do you want someone
who complements you?
397
00:17:43,838 --> 00:17:46,741
And I guess
the second question is,
398
00:17:46,842 --> 00:17:49,479
are you willing to risk
your dream career
399
00:17:49,578 --> 00:17:50,880
for your dream girl?
400
00:17:52,414 --> 00:17:53,848
You know what I wish?
401
00:17:53,949 --> 00:17:55,429
That we jumped
into each other's arms.
402
00:17:55,484 --> 00:17:56,919
'Cause then
it would've been like,
403
00:17:57,019 --> 00:17:59,121
"Aw, they're so cute.
They're best friends."
404
00:17:59,221 --> 00:18:01,324
So cute!
405
00:18:01,423 --> 00:18:03,625
But we didn't.
406
00:18:04,826 --> 00:18:06,729
So it was
the one failed start-up.
407
00:18:06,828 --> 00:18:08,963
It was the two failed marriages.
408
00:18:09,999 --> 00:18:12,234
He's tanking.
409
00:18:13,969 --> 00:18:18,907
Spencer,
you know what you have to do.
410
00:18:19,008 --> 00:18:20,809
Damn it.
411
00:18:20,910 --> 00:18:24,413
And, I mean,
you learn by failing, right?
412
00:18:25,214 --> 00:18:26,848
- What is happening?
- H-Hi!
413
00:18:26,949 --> 00:18:29,519
My name is Bandit,
and I'm a terrier.
414
00:18:29,618 --> 00:18:32,221
An Irish terrier.
415
00:18:32,322 --> 00:18:35,590
And I was ne-u-tered!
416
00:18:35,691 --> 00:18:37,227
Not because I wanted to be,
417
00:18:37,326 --> 00:18:39,795
but because it's the socially
responsible thing to do.
418
00:18:39,894 --> 00:18:42,096
Now, who wants
to scratch me belly?!
419
00:18:42,198 --> 00:18:44,467
- No one!
- Me!
420
00:18:49,003 --> 00:18:52,208
Wow. I mean, that was
the best pitch I've ever heard.
421
00:18:52,807 --> 00:18:54,576
I'm so bummed I can't invest.
422
00:18:54,676 --> 00:18:55,911
What?
423
00:18:56,010 --> 00:18:59,114
But I was ne-u-tered.
424
00:19:00,650 --> 00:19:03,853
Yeah, my dad thinks dogs
are just a fad. But...
425
00:19:03,952 --> 00:19:05,221
hey, good luck.
426
00:19:05,320 --> 00:19:07,021
Not that you'll need it.
427
00:19:07,122 --> 00:19:08,733
Spencer and Millicent told me
how many investors
428
00:19:08,758 --> 00:19:09,892
you have lined up.
429
00:19:09,991 --> 00:19:11,192
Congratulations.
430
00:19:15,029 --> 00:19:16,965
So you set this up.
431
00:19:17,066 --> 00:19:19,902
What, just so I could squeeze in
one last failure before
432
00:19:20,001 --> 00:19:22,037
- I give up entirely, or...?
- You can't give up.
433
00:19:22,136 --> 00:19:24,240
You have every reason
to believe in this.
434
00:19:24,339 --> 00:19:25,974
You're talented.
It's a great idea.
435
00:19:26,075 --> 00:19:27,710
The world needs it.
436
00:19:28,443 --> 00:19:30,078
In fact...
437
00:19:30,179 --> 00:19:31,780
It's only $13.
438
00:19:31,881 --> 00:19:33,482
It's all I have liquid.
439
00:19:33,583 --> 00:19:34,884
I'm in.
440
00:19:36,451 --> 00:19:38,453
Wow. Thank you.
441
00:19:38,554 --> 00:19:41,856
This means more to me than
any big investment ever could.
442
00:19:41,957 --> 00:19:43,659
Well, I want to make
a big investment.
443
00:19:43,759 --> 00:19:45,894
Okay, thunder stealer.
444
00:19:48,298 --> 00:19:49,598
Dutch?
445
00:19:49,699 --> 00:19:51,300
Are you in there?
446
00:19:51,401 --> 00:19:53,102
No.
447
00:19:54,304 --> 00:19:56,605
All right.
Well, if you see Dutch,
448
00:19:56,705 --> 00:19:59,008
tell her that tarp
is not her color.
449
00:20:00,009 --> 00:20:01,977
How dare you.
450
00:20:02,076 --> 00:20:04,413
I look gorgeous in this.
451
00:20:04,513 --> 00:20:05,580
You do.
452
00:20:05,681 --> 00:20:08,116
Look, I love working for you.
453
00:20:08,217 --> 00:20:11,921
And we click creatively,
and I really admire you.
454
00:20:12,020 --> 00:20:13,655
But I think that
some of those feelings
455
00:20:13,756 --> 00:20:16,291
might be crossing the line,
and...
456
00:20:16,392 --> 00:20:18,192
I think you feel it, too.
457
00:20:19,193 --> 00:20:20,863
Yeah, I do.
458
00:20:20,962 --> 00:20:24,199
Both of my hearts are beating
out of my chest.
459
00:20:24,299 --> 00:20:27,001
I have two hearts.
460
00:20:27,102 --> 00:20:30,573
But we work together,
and this is my dream job.
461
00:20:30,673 --> 00:20:32,173
You're my dream stylist,
462
00:20:32,273 --> 00:20:34,943
and it's really helping me
push myself creatively.
463
00:20:35,044 --> 00:20:36,945
I think we need
to put that first.
464
00:20:37,046 --> 00:20:38,180
Me, too.
465
00:20:39,181 --> 00:20:40,281
So we agree.
466
00:20:40,383 --> 00:20:41,817
We're just gonna close our eyes,
467
00:20:41,916 --> 00:20:44,753
turn off our feelings
for the sake of professionalism.
468
00:20:46,422 --> 00:20:48,490
I really love your boundaries.
469
00:20:50,460 --> 00:20:52,327
Okay.
470
00:20:52,427 --> 00:20:53,427
Erase.
471
00:20:54,896 --> 00:20:56,965
Erase.
472
00:20:57,066 --> 00:20:59,034
Zip! They're gone. All right.
473
00:21:00,134 --> 00:21:02,872
Well, I'm so glad that worked.
474
00:21:11,446 --> 00:21:13,383
There you are.
475
00:21:13,482 --> 00:21:15,550
I've been looking everywhere
for you.
476
00:21:15,651 --> 00:21:17,886
First place I checked was
in Beau's arms.
477
00:21:17,987 --> 00:21:20,288
Next time we're
in a collapsing tree house,
478
00:21:20,390 --> 00:21:22,724
I promise I will jump on you.
479
00:21:24,125 --> 00:21:25,560
Wes, I'm sorry.
480
00:21:25,661 --> 00:21:29,230
And I really appreciate
everything you've done for us.
481
00:21:30,031 --> 00:21:31,751
Well, hopefully
you'll appreciate this, too.
482
00:21:31,800 --> 00:21:32,934
Come with me.
483
00:21:39,509 --> 00:21:41,711
My God, what is all this?
484
00:21:41,810 --> 00:21:42,810
It's your stage,
485
00:21:42,877 --> 00:21:44,747
for you to accept your award.
486
00:21:47,950 --> 00:21:50,085
I don't deserve all this.
487
00:21:50,184 --> 00:21:52,887
- Carly...
- We are gathered here today
488
00:21:52,988 --> 00:21:56,290
to celebrate the life
of Carly Shay.
489
00:21:57,559 --> 00:21:58,827
Actually, as the person
490
00:21:58,927 --> 00:22:00,448
who made the podium
and the award, I...
491
00:22:00,496 --> 00:22:02,531
Pretty sure this is the award.
492
00:22:02,632 --> 00:22:04,133
I had it flown in this morning.
493
00:22:04,232 --> 00:22:07,135
Does that mean
you could have had us flown out?
494
00:22:08,336 --> 00:22:09,672
I wanted to stay,
495
00:22:09,771 --> 00:22:11,707
'cause I have something
to tell you, Carly.
496
00:22:11,807 --> 00:22:14,143
This feels like it's in the
arena of what I wanted to say,
497
00:22:14,242 --> 00:22:16,121
so if I could just go first,
I'll be real quick.
498
00:22:16,144 --> 00:22:18,480
I think we should go
in alphabetical order...
499
00:22:18,580 --> 00:22:20,048
- I love you.
- I love you.
500
00:22:21,483 --> 00:22:23,384
Duly noted.
501
00:22:23,486 --> 00:22:25,319
Carly, breaking up with you was
502
00:22:25,421 --> 00:22:27,155
the second biggest
mistake of my life.
503
00:22:27,256 --> 00:22:29,791
Do you remember when I bought
that pizza with Bitcoin?
504
00:22:29,892 --> 00:22:32,326
Okay, I would never make
either of those mistakes,
505
00:22:32,427 --> 00:22:35,964
because I love you, and I
actually do still use checks.
506
00:22:36,798 --> 00:22:38,519
These are all great points.
Very compelling.
507
00:22:38,567 --> 00:22:39,669
A lot of pros, lot of cons.
508
00:22:39,769 --> 00:22:41,636
Okay, so what are you gonna do?
509
00:22:41,737 --> 00:22:43,271
Wait to see if she says it back.
510
00:22:43,372 --> 00:22:45,173
Not you, dude. Carly.
511
00:22:50,579 --> 00:22:52,247
I'd like to thank God
512
00:22:52,346 --> 00:22:53,648
and my brother Spencer
513
00:22:53,749 --> 00:22:56,218
and my manicurist Leslie.
514
00:22:56,317 --> 00:22:57,317
I love you.
515
00:22:57,352 --> 00:22:58,621
Leslie.
516
00:23:01,056 --> 00:23:02,056
And...
517
00:23:05,894 --> 00:23:08,564
- Hey! Hey!
- Down here!
518
00:23:08,663 --> 00:23:10,265
We're here!
519
00:23:10,365 --> 00:23:11,432
See?
520
00:23:11,534 --> 00:23:14,002
That's why I thank God first.
521
00:23:17,105 --> 00:23:20,108
I looked death
straight in the eyes and said,
522
00:23:20,209 --> 00:23:24,278
"Not today, Carly. Not today."
523
00:23:24,378 --> 00:23:27,082
I drank from a bidet.
524
00:23:29,117 --> 00:23:31,621
What happens at Webicon
stays at Webicon.
525
00:23:31,721 --> 00:23:35,057
So we left those feelings
at Webicon.
526
00:23:35,156 --> 00:23:37,960
Why? Did she say something
about me?
527
00:23:38,059 --> 00:23:40,796
Yeah, I feel good
about where I landed.
528
00:23:40,895 --> 00:23:43,699
I mean, the heart wants
what the heart wants.
529
00:23:43,798 --> 00:23:45,334
Until it doesn't.
530
00:23:45,433 --> 00:23:46,701
And then does again.
531
00:23:46,801 --> 00:23:48,703
And sometimes you get rescued
532
00:23:48,804 --> 00:23:50,372
before you even have to make
a decision,
533
00:23:50,471 --> 00:23:52,273
and then you end up
on a helicopter
534
00:23:52,374 --> 00:23:55,144
with two guys just staring
at you the whole time.
535
00:23:57,246 --> 00:23:59,914
But yeah, everything's great.
536
00:24:01,717 --> 00:24:03,952
I got a penis parasite.
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