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Mr. Dobson ...
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it's time for us to do what the good Lord
would refer to as a cleansing of the wicked.
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And what my brother, George,
God rest his soul ...
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used to call 100% Alabama ass-kicking.
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So you think we're gonna die here today?
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Dying's not an option.
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Now, you stick that back in that gray matter
of yours and you make that stick.
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'Cause any other thought's gonna get you
cold-slabbed, toe-tagged ...
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and mailed home to your mama
in a plastic bag. Are we crystal?
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Crystal, sir.
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Gentlemen!
Let's do what God made us to do!
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This is Sheriff John Quincey Wydell ...
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of the Ruggsville County
Sheriff's Department.
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You're completely surrounded!
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You have no chance of escape!
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Now would be the time
to vacate the premises peacefully!
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Fuck.
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There's a million fucking cops.
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Come on.
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Otis, them fucking pigs are everywhere.
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Tell me something
I don't already fucking know.
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We gotta fucking do something!
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You're completely surrounded!
You have no chance of escape!
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I count 10 cars, about 45 pigs.
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I know, I know! Shit! Fuck! Shit! Fuck!
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Shit, where the fuck is Tiny?
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I ain't seen Tiny.
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Tiny? I think he went out last night.
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Look, everybody shut up.
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Mama, what's the matter?
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I keep thinking about old times.
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Like when you was a fucking baby.
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You know, you looked like an angel.
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I know, Mama,
you told me that a million times.
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Yeah.
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Gentlemen!
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On the count of three!
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- Ready?
- Yeah.
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One!
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- I love you, Mama.
- I love you, Baby.
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Two!
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Let's go.
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Three!
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Motherfuckers!
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Die, you fuckers!
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- Fuck, you okay?
- Yeah! You?
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Yeah. Fuck!
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Ready?
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, go, go!
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Hold your fire!
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- Dobson, get some tear gas in that house!
- Yes, sir.
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Mama!
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Come on! Come on! Let's go! Let's go!
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Do not fucking move!
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I advise you to lower that weapon.
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I'm sorry, Sheriff ...
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but you ain't getting me.
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Looks like you ain't getting off that easy,
huh, bitch?
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All right, everybody, listen up!
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I want this place gone over
with a fine-toothed comb.
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Wherever these fuckers are,
they gotta be close.
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I am standing outside the perimeter ...
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of what is turning out to be
the most horrific crime scene ...
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since Jack the Ripper stalked
the streets of London.
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What police have uncovered reads like this:
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"Words can't describe it.
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"Human skulls used as ornaments.
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"Body parts stuffed in refrigerators."
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And I can't believe what it says here.
"A mass grave of decomposing bodies ...
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"dumped under the crawl space
of the house."
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Hey, Chief.
You might want to check this out.
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- What?
- I don't know.
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Jesus H. Christ. The motherfucker.
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What? You recognize the clown?
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Yeah, his name is Spaulding.
Captain fucking Spaulding.
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Oh, yeah. Oh, yes. Give it. Give it to me.
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- Yeah!
- Yeah! Ride the horse, baby!
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- Ride it, ride it, yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
- You're the Captain.
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Oh, yeah, honey! Give it to me.
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- You're the Captain. Come on, baby.
- Yes! Yes!
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Oh, ride it, baby. Ride it. Ride it. Ride it.
Feels so good.
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Yeah, give it up! Give it! Give it!
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- You're the Captain.
- Yeah! Oh, come on, baby!
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Ride it, oh, yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
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Deeper, Daddy! Deeper!
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- Oh, yeah!
- Deeper, Daddy! Deeper!
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Oh, honey,
you're getting a good ride tonight.
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Next time you're gonna have to pay me.
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Did you just call me a fucking whore?
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I calls them like I sees them.
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Really? You think I'm a fucking whore?
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I don't think it, I know it.
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Whore this, fucker.
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Hey, hey, hey!
Come on now, baby, hold on.
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I'm just messing with you.
You know us clowns. We like to ...
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We like to just fool around a bunch,
you know. Come on.
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Yeah.
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Laugh.
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Clown, laugh!
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Honey.
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What's the matter, bad dream?
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Yeah, 50-50.
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You wanna fool around some more?
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Oh, Jesus Christ, woman,
I gotta take a piss.
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No.
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Hey, didn't you get enough ass-banging
last night?
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God damn it, my dick is still sore.
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Come on, I'm horny.
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Most guys like that quality in a girl.
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Yeah, except you're acting like
some kind of spastic mongoloid in heat.
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- Fucking bitch.
- Hurry.
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- Where is it?
- Just calm down, it'll be on in a minute.
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- There it is.
- You're there.
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You look so sexy.
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Well, howdy, folks.
It's your pal Captain Spaulding again.
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Yes, I'm here to tell you
about a brand-new attraction.
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Mary the Monkey! Oh, yeah, that's right.
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This here little honey
is half real human, half monkey ...
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I love that monkey.
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... I brought all the way
from the wilds of Borneo.
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So y'all come in, make sure you bring
little Johnny and Suzy with you.
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She'll scare the holy guacamole
out of them.
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And remember, while you're down here ...
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pick up your "Captain Spaulding
for President" T-shirt.
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Yes, yes.
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All shapes and ... .
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Hey, what the fuck? What the fuck is this?
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I paid good money
for this goddamn commercial.
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Sheriff, News Update.
What is the situation here now?
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- situation?
- Yes, what's the situation?
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Now what? God damn it!
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Yeah, what?
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- Daddy, you gotta get out of there.
- What?
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The pigs hit us this morning real bad.
You gotta get out now.
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- Who's that?
- Shut the fuck up.
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They're gonna be coming for you, too.
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All right, all right. Just calm down, Baby.
Calm down, now.
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I'll meet you at the Kahiki Palms Motel,
just like we always planned.
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Yeah, okay.
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I'll be there as soon as I possibly can,
all right?
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All right, just go now.
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Poopie, what do you need a gun for?
Where are we going?
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You ain't going nowhere, bitch.
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- Poopie, I'm worried.
- Get out of my fucking way.
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If you're out there listening to this,
I got a message for you.
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I'm coming to get you.
And you can't run forever.
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You're gonna have to stop
somewhere, sometime.
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And when you do, I'm going to be there
to put the wrath of the Lord up your ass.
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Poopie, don't go.
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God damn it, stop calling me Poopie!
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- Leave me alone, woman!
- I want my Poopie.
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- Leave me alone!
- Poopie, no!
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In an attempt to help
the Ruggsville Police Department ...
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we here at News Update would like to show
you these mug shots of the suspects ...
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known to have escaped
during the raid earlier this morning.
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$100 ...
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$150 ...
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$175 ...
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$184?
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What? Candy!
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What?
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Candy, come on down here!
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Get ... Come on, cut that out. Turn it off.
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Candy, come down here!
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Come on down here!
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All right, shit.
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What?
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This is bullshit, baby! What is this?
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What do you want me to say?
It's a slow fucking night, boss.
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All them farmers want
is a quickie hand job, and boom!
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$10.
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Back on their tractor,
save the real fucking for the sheep.
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Jesus, Candy,
you gotta figure a way to hook them in.
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You gotta hustle that pussy.
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Find a new angle,
and you might attract a higher clientele.
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Yeah, well,
I've been thinking about that, right?
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I was thinking about something spacy,
you know, like that Star Wars shit.
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You know, all them losers
wanna fuck Princess Leia, right?
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- I'd fuck her.
- Thank you.
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I don't know.
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You start messing with that spacy shit and
you'll really bring out some sick bitches.
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They'll all want to pretend they're robots.
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Last thing I need is horny robots
running around, tripping over shit.
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- Droids, boss, they call them droids.
- Whatever!
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I still say it's risky.
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Wong's Hong Kong Gardens,
Mr. Wong speaking.
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Cut the shit, Charlie. It's me, Cutter.
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I got a serious meltdown going on
down here and I need a place to cool out ...
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so I'm coming down.
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Fuck, man, I don't think it's such
a great idea, you coming around here.
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I am coming down now.
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- Whoa, hold on. Hold it.
- Fuck.
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Hold it!
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Fuck.
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Man, I don't see him.
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Shit, where the fuck is he?
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Jesus, can we get over this already?
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I mean, I just don't find it funny anymore.
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I don't know. It's still pretty funny.
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I'd say so.
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I hate to be the one to tell you
"I told you so" ...
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Then don't!
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But riding a mechanical bull
is not as easy as it looks.
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Technically, she had a pretty good ride.
Until tragedy struck.
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Hey, the lesson here is that ...
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tube tops are not the proper attire
for bull riding, Gloria.
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I agree with you.
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You're gonna have to put a harness
on them little suckers, honey.
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Know how her titties were flapping around
when she was bouncing on that bull?
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My titties don't flap!
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They looked like two raccoons
in a gunnysack fighting to get out.
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Adam, shut up!
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When her top fell down,
I was going to pee myself!
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"I was going to pee myself!" You're just
jealous 'cause you don't have any titties.
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Oh, Gloria, come on.
No reason to get mean, now.
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Come on, honey.
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You had one titty going this way
and one titty going that way.
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It was pretty amazing.
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Chances are pretty high
you made a few fans that night.
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Oh shut up, dipshit.
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Well, I told Johnny Cash, and he said ...
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Did you know
I shook hands with Johnny Cash once?
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Oh, Roy ...
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how about, honey, you go find me
the ice machine, huh? I need a drink.
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Well, I'll get you the ice, but you gotta
promise us an encore tomorrow.
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Roy.
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You wish, honey. Don't you wish?
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The babies are going into seclusion.
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The leader of this group ...
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who is somewhat of a local celebrity,
goes by the name of Captain Spaulding.
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Along with two other suspects,
known as Otis Driftwood ...
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- Oh, shit! Fuck! Shit! Fuck!
- Calm down.
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... police uncovered what they call ...
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- Don't worry, I'll get us a room.
- Well, hurry the fuck up.
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- Fuck you!
- Fuck you!
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... in the family's basement.
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Police revealed today that they believe ...
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most of the victims were drugged,
kidnapped and sexually assaulted ...
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- Damn it. Fuck.
... before they were murdered.
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Hey, Roy, I was doing some research
on that thing I was telling you about.
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- What thing?
- Rodeo clowning.
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Rodeo ...
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A rodeo clown. You been smoking dope.
244
00:24:16,994 --> 00:24:20,371
Yeah. I mean, no, not right now.
245
00:24:20,953 --> 00:24:22,245
Let me tell you something.
246
00:24:23,703 --> 00:24:25,829
You spend one second in that pen ...
247
00:24:25,911 --> 00:24:29,372
and that bull'd have his horn up your ass
and sticking out your pecker.
248
00:24:30,579 --> 00:24:32,496
That's exactly what I thought you'd say.
249
00:24:32,871 --> 00:24:35,831
You know, you can never be supportive
of anything I wanna do.
250
00:24:36,787 --> 00:24:37,829
What do you want me to say?
251
00:24:37,912 --> 00:24:40,706
That you're dressed for the part
and you're headed in the right direction?
252
00:24:40,954 --> 00:24:42,913
Well, Adam was saying ...
253
00:24:42,954 --> 00:24:45,622
You know,
I've always been good with animals.
254
00:24:45,663 --> 00:24:47,122
I mean, dogs love me, and ...
255
00:24:48,162 --> 00:24:49,788
isn't a horse kind of like a big dog?
256
00:24:51,830 --> 00:24:53,289
I don't know.
257
00:24:55,289 --> 00:24:57,498
No, you're not clown material.
258
00:24:58,497 --> 00:24:59,622
Forget it.
259
00:25:00,289 --> 00:25:03,291
I'm gonna walk on over to the gas station.
You want anything?
260
00:25:03,372 --> 00:25:06,624
No. Yes! Get me some of that beef-jerky.
261
00:25:07,747 --> 00:25:08,956
Thanks for talking.
262
00:25:09,455 --> 00:25:12,666
You know, I could have been
on that pit crew down in North Carolina.
263
00:25:15,123 --> 00:25:16,290
Yeah.
264
00:25:34,791 --> 00:25:36,292
Hey, pussycat.
265
00:25:38,624 --> 00:25:40,292
Hey, got a light?
266
00:25:41,708 --> 00:25:45,043
No. I don't smoke.
267
00:25:45,292 --> 00:25:49,169
My doctor says
I got lungs like a professional athlete.
268
00:25:49,292 --> 00:25:51,793
Oh, I get it. You wanna live forever.
269
00:25:51,876 --> 00:25:53,501
Yeah. Yeah, well ...
270
00:25:53,584 --> 00:25:55,918
So, what, are you
on vacation all by yourself or something?
271
00:25:55,959 --> 00:25:58,127
Yeah. No.
272
00:25:58,543 --> 00:26:01,003
I'm actually out here
with my singing group.
273
00:26:01,084 --> 00:26:03,961
I do the lead singing for it.
It's called Banjo and Sullivan.
274
00:26:04,002 --> 00:26:06,753
I used to sing with Johnny Cash.
He shook my hand.
275
00:26:06,793 --> 00:26:08,335
I love famous people.
276
00:26:08,460 --> 00:26:10,461
They're so much better than the real thing,
you know?
277
00:26:11,085 --> 00:26:14,462
Well, yeah, I suppose they are.
278
00:26:14,794 --> 00:26:17,129
I bet all the girls wanna fuck you.
279
00:26:19,003 --> 00:26:20,211
Would you say that again?
280
00:26:21,086 --> 00:26:24,714
I bet all the girls wanna fuck you.
281
00:26:30,169 --> 00:26:32,212
Do you kiss your mama with that mouth?
282
00:26:32,295 --> 00:26:35,213
Trust me, fellow, that ain't the only thing
I do with this mouth.
283
00:26:35,296 --> 00:26:38,631
Don't tell me that.
You said what? Say that again.
284
00:26:38,712 --> 00:26:41,130
That ain't the only thing I do
with this mouth.
285
00:26:42,170 --> 00:26:46,007
It's so depressing.
Well, let's talk about some of the symbols ...
286
00:26:46,170 --> 00:26:50,841
of these groups, like the inverted cross,
or the pentagram, or the number 666 ...
287
00:26:51,255 --> 00:26:53,172
left at the scene of the crime.
What do you think about that?
288
00:27:01,213 --> 00:27:03,715
This is not an isolated incident.
289
00:27:03,964 --> 00:27:08,718
Well, members of these cults realize they
have no chance of attacking God directly.
290
00:27:09,131 --> 00:27:10,923
So the next best thing ...
291
00:27:10,964 --> 00:27:13,507
Oh, hey, Adam,
could you switch this for me?
292
00:27:13,590 --> 00:27:16,633
I just can't stand
to hear about this anymore.
293
00:27:16,840 --> 00:27:18,257
Do I look like Roy?
294
00:27:18,298 --> 00:27:19,798
I'm Sullivan.
295
00:27:20,464 --> 00:27:21,923
Roy Sullivan.
296
00:27:22,173 --> 00:27:24,633
Well, Roy Sullivan ...
297
00:27:25,007 --> 00:27:27,258
you gonna take me back to your room
and play with me?
298
00:27:29,257 --> 00:27:31,091
My wife's in that room.
299
00:27:31,133 --> 00:27:34,802
Or is my brother gonna have to shoot
your fucking teeth out of your head?
300
00:27:34,883 --> 00:27:35,966
What?
301
00:27:36,049 --> 00:27:38,301
Okay let's go, Hoss, move it.
302
00:27:38,633 --> 00:27:41,135
Just makes me sick to my stomach ...
303
00:27:41,383 --> 00:27:44,886
to think that we live in a world
where there are satanic cults.
304
00:27:45,341 --> 00:27:47,217
Come on, Gloria, it's a bunch of crap.
305
00:27:47,550 --> 00:27:49,634
- I don't know.
- Well, look at these two idiots.
306
00:27:49,675 --> 00:27:53,052
They're just exaggerating all this shit
to try and kick up ratings.
307
00:27:53,134 --> 00:27:57,429
They wanna get people scared,
so they stay at home and buy TV dinners.
308
00:27:57,467 --> 00:27:58,634
Fuck me running.
309
00:27:58,676 --> 00:28:01,970
I don't know about that yet.
Been busy down in Ruggsville.
310
00:28:02,051 --> 00:28:04,261
Ruggsville? Ruggsville can kiss my ass.
311
00:28:04,302 --> 00:28:08,889
Ain't nothing but a bunch of local
cousin-fuckers corn-holing the livestock.
312
00:28:09,176 --> 00:28:12,554
Could you just
switch it for me anyway, please?
313
00:28:12,635 --> 00:28:16,388
Jesus Christ, I don't know
how Roy puts up with your shit.
314
00:28:17,343 --> 00:28:19,803
What is taking Roy so long anyway?
315
00:28:22,303 --> 00:28:23,636
Hey, whoa.
316
00:28:23,844 --> 00:28:26,429
On the bed! Now! Get on the bed!
317
00:28:26,636 --> 00:28:28,637
- Whoa, easy with that.
- Get on the bed!
318
00:28:28,720 --> 00:28:29,803
Easy.
319
00:28:29,887 --> 00:28:32,847
- What's going on here, Roy?
- Shut up!
320
00:28:32,928 --> 00:28:35,263
Quiet! Quiet!
321
00:28:36,053 --> 00:28:38,221
- Roy, what the hell is this?
- Shit.
322
00:28:38,304 --> 00:28:39,721
God damn it, look at that jacket!
323
00:28:40,470 --> 00:28:42,138
- What?
- On TV.
324
00:28:44,721 --> 00:28:46,096
Well, fuck the TV.
325
00:28:46,138 --> 00:28:47,513
Fuck the TV? Fuck you!
326
00:28:47,596 --> 00:28:51,557
Hey, fuck you! Will you just keep your head
on the business at hand here?
327
00:28:52,638 --> 00:28:54,306
- Who's in the shower?
- Oh, that's my wife.
328
00:28:54,388 --> 00:28:56,389
- God damn it! Or what?
- Don't fucking touch her!
329
00:28:56,471 --> 00:28:59,599
I'm sorry, what are you gonna do, man?
What the fuck are you gonna do?
330
00:28:59,638 --> 00:29:01,222
I want to know,
what the fuck are you gonna do?
331
00:29:05,014 --> 00:29:06,139
Wendy!
332
00:29:06,681 --> 00:29:08,807
Get the fuck out here! Come on!
333
00:29:13,764 --> 00:29:15,640
Don't hurt her, please.
334
00:29:17,265 --> 00:29:19,182
Now, is this everyone?
335
00:29:22,056 --> 00:29:23,974
Hey, Roy. Open up.
336
00:29:24,015 --> 00:29:27,809
I got some of that
Dr. Corndog's hickory-smoked jerky.
337
00:29:28,807 --> 00:29:30,641
Who the fuck is that?
338
00:29:30,932 --> 00:29:34,977
That's Jimmy. He's our roadie.
I forgot all about him.
339
00:29:35,641 --> 00:29:38,518
Baby, are you all right?
340
00:29:40,017 --> 00:29:42,268
Now I know I can't trust you.
341
00:29:42,641 --> 00:29:43,850
I'll go.
342
00:29:44,600 --> 00:29:45,600
Hey.
343
00:29:46,641 --> 00:29:49,727
I'm sorry, I got the wrong room.
I'm looking for Room number 2.
344
00:29:50,559 --> 00:29:53,227
No. You got the right room. Come on in.
345
00:29:53,434 --> 00:29:56,686
- Is Roy in there?
- Roy's in here, all right. Come on in.
346
00:29:57,475 --> 00:29:59,685
Get your ass in here! On your knees!
347
00:30:00,976 --> 00:30:02,059
Roy, help.
348
00:30:08,810 --> 00:30:13,439
Shut up!
349
00:30:13,518 --> 00:30:17,688
We're at the scene of a horrific multiple
murder. No telling just how many victims ...
350
00:30:17,768 --> 00:30:20,228
God damn it! Fuck!
351
00:30:20,311 --> 00:30:22,896
... office is in the process
of recovering the corpses ...
352
00:30:22,978 --> 00:30:25,479
which are in varying states
of decomposition.
353
00:30:25,811 --> 00:30:30,815
It's certainly being treated as a site of
a mass homicide. If initial figures prove ...
354
00:30:32,312 --> 00:30:34,813
Come on, honey,
Mommy has to get to work.
355
00:30:34,936 --> 00:30:38,564
If I'm late one more time,
Mr. McDonald is going to can my ass.
356
00:30:38,645 --> 00:30:41,606
I am hurrying.
Hold on, I dropped something.
357
00:30:41,645 --> 00:30:43,354
Will you get in the car?
358
00:30:46,313 --> 00:30:48,314
Come on, let's go get in.
359
00:30:48,646 --> 00:30:50,272
Hey, Mom, a clown.
360
00:30:50,313 --> 00:30:52,022
Yeah, yeah, a clown.
361
00:30:52,104 --> 00:30:53,521
Oh, hi.
362
00:30:53,646 --> 00:30:56,815
Hi. I'm going to have
to be taking your car today.
363
00:30:56,855 --> 00:30:58,856
See, I have some
top-secret clown business ...
364
00:30:58,938 --> 00:31:02,900
that supersedes any plans
that you might have for this here vehicle.
365
00:31:03,813 --> 00:31:05,731
What's that about clown business?
366
00:31:09,480 --> 00:31:11,273
Do I stutter, bitch?
367
00:31:12,439 --> 00:31:15,274
Jamie, get in the car. Lock the door.
368
00:31:15,315 --> 00:31:17,733
Where the hell you going, damn it?
369
00:31:17,981 --> 00:31:21,483
Don't you never turn your back on
a fucking clown when he's talking to you!
370
00:31:21,523 --> 00:31:23,149
Get your fucking hands off of me!
371
00:31:32,357 --> 00:31:33,983
What's the matter, kid?
Don't you like clowns?
372
00:31:35,190 --> 00:31:36,357
Why?
373
00:31:36,482 --> 00:31:38,650
Don't we make you laugh?
374
00:31:38,941 --> 00:31:41,318
Aren't we fucking funny?
375
00:31:41,566 --> 00:31:44,484
You best come up with an answer,
'cause I'm gonna come back here ...
376
00:31:44,525 --> 00:31:46,109
and check on you and your mama.
377
00:31:46,150 --> 00:31:48,568
If you ain't got a reason
why you hate clowns ...
378
00:31:48,983 --> 00:31:51,985
I'm gonna kill your whole fucking family.
379
00:31:52,692 --> 00:31:56,737
All right, now get your fucking ass
out the car! Go on! Yeah, yeah!
380
00:31:58,817 --> 00:31:59,817
Shit!
381
00:32:08,526 --> 00:32:12,029
Chinese, Japanese, dirty knees ...
382
00:32:12,110 --> 00:32:13,611
look at these.
383
00:32:13,651 --> 00:32:15,444
... those who come to you with open heart.
384
00:32:15,485 --> 00:32:18,988
Chinese, Japanese, dirty knees ...
385
00:32:19,068 --> 00:32:20,861
look at these.
386
00:32:21,736 --> 00:32:25,196
Chinese, Japanese, dirty knees ...
387
00:32:25,278 --> 00:32:27,154
look at these.
388
00:32:27,777 --> 00:32:31,322
Chinese, Japanese, dirty knees ...
389
00:32:31,445 --> 00:32:33,070
look at these.
390
00:32:33,653 --> 00:32:36,405
Hoss, are you staring at my sister,
thinking bad thoughts?
391
00:32:37,195 --> 00:32:38,321
No.
392
00:32:38,653 --> 00:32:41,155
- Why not? You a faggot?
- No.
393
00:32:42,446 --> 00:32:44,989
Well, what are you?
I mean, you got this hot piece of ass ...
394
00:32:45,029 --> 00:32:48,156
shaking her shit right in front of you
and you're not getting any ideas?
395
00:32:48,237 --> 00:32:49,321
What do you call that?
396
00:32:49,821 --> 00:32:51,488
I'm a married man.
397
00:32:51,988 --> 00:32:56,241
A married fucking man.
Hey, that's just great.
398
00:32:56,363 --> 00:32:58,323
Well, let's give him
a big round of applause, folks ...
399
00:32:58,405 --> 00:33:00,990
for the married man. Come on.
400
00:33:01,655 --> 00:33:03,615
- All right.
- Married man.
401
00:33:04,989 --> 00:33:07,115
Okay, mama, front and center, on your feet.
402
00:33:09,156 --> 00:33:10,656
Don't hurt her.
403
00:33:11,156 --> 00:33:14,491
Get on your feet. Come on, let's go.
404
00:33:15,156 --> 00:33:17,782
- Please, mister, this is insane.
- Boy ...
405
00:33:18,114 --> 00:33:22,034
the next word out of your mouth better be
some brilliant fucking Mark Twain shit ...
406
00:33:22,115 --> 00:33:24,533
'cause it's definitely getting chiseled
on your tombstone.
407
00:33:28,073 --> 00:33:30,825
Okay, come on, mama. Take that shit off.
408
00:33:30,908 --> 00:33:33,993
Let's see what's been holding
Hoss' balls at attention all these years.
409
00:33:34,324 --> 00:33:36,283
- What?
- What?
410
00:33:36,657 --> 00:33:40,160
Take off your clothes,
or one of these assholes is going to die.
411
00:33:53,159 --> 00:33:54,826
Come on, come on.
412
00:33:54,992 --> 00:33:57,493
Shit, way to go, Roy. She ain't too bad!
413
00:33:57,534 --> 00:33:59,952
She got a tight little ass on her.
414
00:34:02,242 --> 00:34:04,952
Yeah, she's got some child-bearing hips.
415
00:34:07,868 --> 00:34:09,076
Yeah, hey.
416
00:34:09,160 --> 00:34:11,494
- Please don't hurt me.
- Here.
417
00:34:13,076 --> 00:34:16,704
Jeez, Roy, I'm beginning to see
what you mean. Whoa.
418
00:34:17,327 --> 00:34:18,827
Please don't hurt me.
419
00:34:27,494 --> 00:34:29,495
You like this, don't you?
420
00:34:30,494 --> 00:34:32,078
Say, "Yes, I do."
421
00:34:33,494 --> 00:34:36,079
You like that, don't you? Say, "Yes, I do."
422
00:34:37,703 --> 00:34:49,923
Yes, I do.
423
00:34:55,705 --> 00:34:58,665
Oh, yeah. Okay, now.
424
00:35:00,830 --> 00:35:02,289
Give me some sugar.
425
00:35:02,330 --> 00:35:05,832
Make it sweet. You don't want me
to tense up my trigger finger.
426
00:35:06,247 --> 00:35:08,582
Finger's getting a little tense.
427
00:35:25,665 --> 00:35:27,750
Say what I want you to say.
428
00:35:27,832 --> 00:35:31,460
You're my devil.
I want you to make me my filthy whore.
429
00:35:31,999 --> 00:35:34,292
Come on, say it. Come on.
430
00:35:34,790 --> 00:35:36,416
I know you're feeling it.
431
00:35:36,499 --> 00:35:38,834
I know you're feeling it. Say it.
432
00:35:39,291 --> 00:35:41,000
You're my devil ...
433
00:35:41,082 --> 00:35:44,710
and I want you to make me
your fucking whore.
434
00:36:07,251 --> 00:36:09,044
Oh, you make me sick!
435
00:36:11,752 --> 00:36:14,337
I feel like we're all
really getting to know each other now.
436
00:36:14,376 --> 00:36:17,962
All right, ladies,
me and the boys have an errand to run.
437
00:36:20,002 --> 00:36:23,129
We'll be back in a little while.
Come on, Hoss, move it, let's go.
438
00:36:23,169 --> 00:36:25,670
Come on, shit stain. Gotta go.
439
00:36:25,878 --> 00:36:27,962
Come on, come on, God damn it.
440
00:36:30,003 --> 00:36:33,339
Authorities struggle to comprehend
the grisly remains found in ...
441
00:36:33,420 --> 00:36:36,756
what is now being called the most
heinous crime in American history.
442
00:36:37,086 --> 00:36:40,172
The group responsible for these murders
is now being referred to as ...
443
00:36:40,253 --> 00:36:42,588
The Devil's Rejects by the local media.
444
00:36:43,211 --> 00:36:47,548
A woman known only as Mother Firefly
was taken into police custody today ...
445
00:36:47,629 --> 00:36:52,341
after a violent gun battle with police that
left four officers dead and seven wounded.
446
00:36:52,879 --> 00:36:56,465
I'm Derek Sanderson,
bringing the world to your doorstep.
447
00:37:09,631 --> 00:37:11,131
Open the gate.
448
00:37:14,006 --> 00:37:15,214
Ma'am ...
449
00:37:16,214 --> 00:37:18,925
my name is Sheriff John Quincey Wydell.
450
00:37:19,839 --> 00:37:21,340
Let's see. Who do we got here?
451
00:37:22,173 --> 00:37:24,215
Miss Gloria Teasdale ...
452
00:37:25,381 --> 00:37:27,174
alias Eve Wilson ...
453
00:37:27,757 --> 00:37:29,966
alias Southern Betty Woods ...
454
00:37:30,798 --> 00:37:32,174
Betsy Woods.
455
00:37:34,174 --> 00:37:37,843
And of course, alias Mother Firefly.
456
00:37:38,174 --> 00:37:41,676
He can read. Congratulations.
457
00:37:42,008 --> 00:37:44,468
Four counts of grand theft auto ...
458
00:37:44,925 --> 00:37:47,009
five counts armed robbery.
459
00:37:49,175 --> 00:37:50,634
What's this?
460
00:37:50,675 --> 00:37:52,343
Looks like your specialty ...
461
00:37:52,884 --> 00:37:56,303
17 counts solicitation and prostitution.
462
00:37:58,675 --> 00:37:59,842
You've been one busy whore.
463
00:38:01,343 --> 00:38:03,344
I bet them old farm boys love you.
464
00:38:04,343 --> 00:38:05,676
Everyone loves me.
465
00:38:07,176 --> 00:38:09,636
Don't you pretend ...
466
00:38:10,509 --> 00:38:12,302
you don't fancy me.
467
00:38:12,843 --> 00:38:16,888
Oh, yes, ma'am. I find you quite irresistible.
468
00:38:17,968 --> 00:38:19,636
- Dobson.
- Yes, sir.
469
00:38:19,677 --> 00:38:22,179
- Put them books over there.
- You got it.
470
00:38:26,011 --> 00:38:28,220
Ma'am, do you recognize these books here?
471
00:38:30,178 --> 00:38:31,261
Yeah.
472
00:38:34,178 --> 00:38:36,137
Ain't she an angel?
473
00:38:36,345 --> 00:38:39,180
Well, she gonna be one dead angel
when I catch up to her.
474
00:38:39,762 --> 00:38:42,805
You, your whole clan, you dead already.
475
00:38:43,637 --> 00:38:46,013
You're just ghosts, just waiting to expire.
476
00:38:47,429 --> 00:38:48,721
And the way I figure it ...
477
00:38:48,803 --> 00:38:51,972
the only choice you got is to cooperate
and tell me where they are.
478
00:38:52,596 --> 00:38:54,472
That way your little angel over there ...
479
00:38:54,930 --> 00:38:57,848
don't have to die like no dog in the streets
when I catch her.
480
00:38:58,347 --> 00:39:01,307
- Are you done trying to scare me?
- No, ma'am.
481
00:39:02,013 --> 00:39:04,014
As God is my witness ...
482
00:39:04,639 --> 00:39:06,514
I have only just begun.
483
00:39:06,722 --> 00:39:07,722
Oh.
484
00:39:08,722 --> 00:39:11,265
Sheriff, can I show you something?
485
00:39:13,139 --> 00:39:15,140
I'll need this book here.
486
00:39:16,389 --> 00:39:21,226
I did never get around to putting these
in the book proper.
487
00:39:21,306 --> 00:39:22,890
But I thought ...
488
00:39:23,681 --> 00:39:25,515
you might enjoy them.
489
00:39:27,265 --> 00:39:28,641
You know ...
490
00:39:29,015 --> 00:39:31,850
he was a real sweetie pie.
491
00:39:32,599 --> 00:39:35,851
Tall. Big mustache.
492
00:39:36,349 --> 00:39:39,726
Bald head. You know, I feel kind of bad ...
493
00:39:41,016 --> 00:39:43,643
about blowing his brains out.
494
00:39:43,724 --> 00:39:47,393
'Cause he seemed like such a nice man.
495
00:39:48,850 --> 00:39:52,019
I think he said ...
496
00:39:52,433 --> 00:39:55,518
his name was also Wydell.
497
00:39:57,725 --> 00:39:59,142
Was he kin to you?
498
00:40:08,018 --> 00:40:10,394
Listen to me.
You better listen to me good.
499
00:40:10,476 --> 00:40:13,311
I'm gonna kill every member of your family.
500
00:40:13,352 --> 00:40:15,686
I'm gonna hunt them down
like the animals they are ...
501
00:40:15,727 --> 00:40:17,061
and I'm gonna skin them alive.
502
00:40:17,143 --> 00:40:20,562
They are gonna feel the pain
and the suffering of every last victim.
503
00:40:20,852 --> 00:40:22,811
They're gonna crawl
on their hands and knees ...
504
00:40:22,852 --> 00:40:24,269
and they're gonna beg me for mercy.
505
00:40:24,353 --> 00:40:28,022
But all I'm gonna have for them is pain.
Pain and death!
506
00:40:31,353 --> 00:40:34,939
Well, you go get them, Sheriff!
507
00:40:35,020 --> 00:40:36,938
Go get your ghosts!
508
00:40:37,519 --> 00:40:41,981
Them ghosts are gonna
crawl right up in your head!
509
00:40:44,145 --> 00:40:45,187
Sheriff!
510
00:40:45,270 --> 00:40:49,482
You found yourself into something
you ain't never getting out of!
511
00:40:51,354 --> 00:40:54,564
We'll get you! We'll get you!
512
00:40:54,687 --> 00:40:58,231
We'll get you! You're dead, Sheriff!
513
00:40:58,313 --> 00:40:59,521
You're dead!
514
00:40:59,563 --> 00:41:04,442
I'll see you in fucking hell!
515
00:41:42,941 --> 00:41:45,359
Hey, Hoss, you like this song?
516
00:41:48,483 --> 00:41:53,028
Do you like this song?
517
00:41:54,192 --> 00:41:57,194
I don't know. Yeah, I guess so.
518
00:41:58,025 --> 00:41:59,233
Oh, really?
519
00:41:59,317 --> 00:42:01,318
- Which way?
- Take a right.
520
00:42:02,233 --> 00:42:04,151
So you like that Top 40 shit?
521
00:42:04,859 --> 00:42:08,028
And I thought you were like
some kind of true blue-balls ...
522
00:42:08,068 --> 00:42:10,819
Ernest Tubb country fucker or something.
523
00:42:11,360 --> 00:42:13,945
You're nothing but a city faggot
with a cowboy hat.
524
00:42:16,193 --> 00:42:17,526
Stop here.
525
00:42:23,777 --> 00:42:25,110
Okay, get out.
526
00:42:32,235 --> 00:42:33,986
This way. Go ahead.
527
00:42:39,528 --> 00:42:41,696
Follow the yellow brick road.
528
00:42:47,862 --> 00:42:49,363
That's right.
529
00:42:50,946 --> 00:42:52,321
Go on.
530
00:43:02,655 --> 00:43:04,113
You know, Hoss, if I'm not mistaken ...
531
00:43:04,197 --> 00:43:07,908
I think I can still smell
your wife's pussy stink on my gun.
532
00:43:09,656 --> 00:43:11,156
Hope it doesn't rust the barrel.
533
00:43:14,656 --> 00:43:15,906
Oh, man.
534
00:43:16,864 --> 00:43:19,157
You know, the stress of the day
is really setting in on me.
535
00:43:21,822 --> 00:43:25,700
Would you guys happen to know how a guy
like me could relieve some tension?
536
00:43:27,949 --> 00:43:30,659
Maybe ... I think your wife, Wendy ...
537
00:43:30,698 --> 00:43:33,367
boy, looks like
she could relieve some tension.
538
00:43:33,406 --> 00:43:35,866
- Mister, where are we going?
- Got them little titties.
539
00:43:35,907 --> 00:43:37,699
Oh, we're going down the road here.
540
00:43:38,449 --> 00:43:40,533
Little titties, she's got a tight little ass.
541
00:43:41,449 --> 00:43:44,451
Does she like it when you puke?
I mean, is that part of your deal?
542
00:43:45,574 --> 00:43:47,533
Where are you taking us?
543
00:43:48,991 --> 00:43:51,534
Well, I guess it wouldn't do no harm
to tell you now.
544
00:43:51,617 --> 00:43:55,995
See, we're going to go dig up some guns
I buried out here a couple of years ago.
545
00:43:56,033 --> 00:43:57,367
Then what?
546
00:43:57,617 --> 00:44:00,160
Well there ain't no what.
That's the end of the road.
547
00:44:03,076 --> 00:44:04,201
What?
548
00:44:07,825 --> 00:44:10,452
You're not going to kill us, are you?
549
00:44:10,534 --> 00:44:12,285
Well, killing sounds so permanent.
550
00:44:13,035 --> 00:44:15,620
We did everything you want, mister.
Why don't you just let us go?
551
00:44:15,701 --> 00:44:16,785
We did what you said.
552
00:44:16,910 --> 00:44:19,787
Well, you know, first of all,
I didn't say anything.
553
00:44:20,494 --> 00:44:22,620
And second of all, I'm calling the shots!
554
00:44:22,702 --> 00:44:26,580
Consider me fucking Willy fucking Wonka!
This is my fucking chocolate factory!
555
00:44:26,661 --> 00:44:28,620
You got it? My factory!
556
00:44:28,911 --> 00:44:30,411
Get him, Roy!
557
00:44:31,535 --> 00:44:33,203
Grab the gun, Roy!
558
00:45:31,248 --> 00:45:32,415
Roy!
559
00:45:50,708 --> 00:45:54,753
Please, mister, stop. Please, stop.
560
00:45:54,833 --> 00:45:58,211
Stop? Bitch, I have just started.
561
00:45:59,334 --> 00:46:01,919
You know, I was going to
take it easy on you, boy.
562
00:46:02,000 --> 00:46:04,627
But you brought this down on yourself.
563
00:46:05,125 --> 00:46:09,754
You had to come all fucking big stick,
walking tall like a big fucking hero.
564
00:46:10,417 --> 00:46:12,502
Got yourself to blame, hero.
Look at you now, hero.
565
00:46:12,542 --> 00:46:14,043
You're gonna fucking bleed to death.
566
00:46:14,918 --> 00:46:16,210
Fuck you.
567
00:46:19,001 --> 00:46:21,211
That's what they all say. "Fuck you."
568
00:46:21,794 --> 00:46:23,169
Well, it ain't going to save you.
569
00:46:23,502 --> 00:46:27,254
It don't scare me none and
it don't suddenly make you a fucking hero!
570
00:46:31,294 --> 00:46:33,087
Want to see what happens to heroes, boy?
571
00:46:34,544 --> 00:46:38,005
You want to see badass, motherfucker?
I'll show you badass!
572
00:46:41,628 --> 00:46:44,046
Roy! Roy!
573
00:46:45,962 --> 00:46:48,630
Hoss, I want you to pray to your God.
574
00:46:48,712 --> 00:46:50,964
I want you to pray
that he comes and saves you.
575
00:46:51,045 --> 00:46:53,964
I want lightning to come down
and crash upon my fucking head!
576
00:46:56,879 --> 00:46:58,463
- Jesus.
- Louder!
577
00:46:58,921 --> 00:47:01,798
Bless the bunnies, bless the little birds ...
578
00:47:01,879 --> 00:47:04,130
- bless the --
- I don't feel anything!
579
00:47:04,213 --> 00:47:06,381
Bless the springtime morning and ...
580
00:47:08,838 --> 00:47:13,008
I feel it! Oh, great God almighty, I repent!
I repent!
581
00:47:13,214 --> 00:47:16,424
Oh, I feel the love
of the God! Oh, God almighty!
582
00:47:16,506 --> 00:47:19,466
Oh, the Holy Spirit is in my body.
583
00:47:28,507 --> 00:47:31,801
I am the devil
and I am here to do the devil's work.
584
00:47:37,049 --> 00:47:39,342
Roy! Roy!
585
00:47:45,341 --> 00:47:49,552
Roy!
586
00:47:56,549 --> 00:48:01,261
You fucking motherfucker! Son of a bitch!
587
00:48:01,342 --> 00:48:04,177
I've got other plans for you, hero!
588
00:48:35,386 --> 00:48:36,719
Shut the fuck up!
589
00:48:44,470 --> 00:48:47,222
Can I go to the bathroom, please?
I'm about to piss myself.
590
00:48:51,720 --> 00:48:53,054
Excuse me.
591
00:48:54,887 --> 00:48:57,764
Can she go to the bathroom? Please?
592
00:48:57,845 --> 00:48:59,888
What? I heard you the first time.
593
00:48:59,971 --> 00:49:02,681
I was just thinking,
what are you gonna do for me?
594
00:49:02,721 --> 00:49:03,888
What?
595
00:49:03,930 --> 00:49:06,056
You could go piss yourself for all I care.
596
00:49:06,138 --> 00:49:08,556
If you want special favors,
you gotta give me something in return.
597
00:49:09,638 --> 00:49:10,846
What do you want?
598
00:49:15,222 --> 00:49:17,890
I want you to hit her in the face.
599
00:49:18,263 --> 00:49:20,431
- What?
- I know you heard me.
600
00:49:25,390 --> 00:49:26,723
Go ahead.
601
00:49:29,223 --> 00:49:30,390
Go on.
602
00:49:32,556 --> 00:49:35,642
Make it hurt, no love taps. I want to hear it.
603
00:49:42,641 --> 00:49:43,975
Harder. She ain't gonna break.
604
00:49:57,308 --> 00:49:59,184
You better make this next one
fucking count!
605
00:50:12,518 --> 00:50:16,104
Good. Very nice. Now you come here.
606
00:50:17,685 --> 00:50:20,103
Right here. Kneel down.
607
00:50:22,559 --> 00:50:26,562
Give me a kiss and say,
"Thank you, Baby, I'm having a great time."
608
00:50:29,477 --> 00:50:32,062
Thanks, Baby, I had a really good time.
609
00:50:32,103 --> 00:50:34,062
Now make it fast, bitch!
610
00:50:36,269 --> 00:50:37,728
Don't try anything cute!
611
00:50:45,603 --> 00:50:46,728
Shit.
612
00:50:52,770 --> 00:50:53,937
Now what do you wanna do?
613
00:51:03,646 --> 00:51:04,813
Help!
614
00:51:05,021 --> 00:51:07,731
Damn it, I knew that fucking cunt
would do something stupid!
615
00:51:07,771 --> 00:51:09,647
Shut up! Open the fucking door!
616
00:51:09,730 --> 00:51:11,022
Open the goddamn door!
617
00:51:11,063 --> 00:51:13,064
Hold it! Hold it!
618
00:51:21,439 --> 00:51:22,898
Please, somebody help me!
619
00:51:22,939 --> 00:51:24,982
What are you gonna do, shoot me?
620
00:51:25,064 --> 00:51:27,440
What did I ever really do to you?
621
00:51:27,564 --> 00:51:29,315
I swear I'll do it.
622
00:51:29,398 --> 00:51:30,940
I'll kill you.
623
00:51:31,606 --> 00:51:33,065
Why would you wanna kill me?
624
00:51:33,148 --> 00:51:35,775
I'm your only hope. My brother's
fucking crazy, you've seen him.
625
00:51:35,856 --> 00:51:36,898
Please!
626
00:51:36,940 --> 00:51:39,566
Wendy, it's all right! Come on out!
627
00:52:02,192 --> 00:52:05,236
Go ahead, shoot me.
Shoot me right in the ass.
628
00:52:11,275 --> 00:52:14,194
Stupid cunt. Ain't no bullets in this thing.
629
00:52:14,234 --> 00:52:16,402
It's all fucking mind power.
630
00:52:43,653 --> 00:52:46,738
Help me! Somebody! Please! Please!
631
00:52:46,903 --> 00:52:48,696
Help! Help me!
632
00:53:02,363 --> 00:53:05,240
Help me!
633
00:53:05,988 --> 00:53:07,989
- Whoa, darling.
- She's crazy!
634
00:53:08,071 --> 00:53:09,989
Daddy, grab that bitch!
635
00:53:33,281 --> 00:53:35,366
Hey, Chief, I think I got something.
636
00:53:36,906 --> 00:53:39,408
- What?
- This Captain Spaulding guy.
637
00:53:39,907 --> 00:53:43,618
Captain Spaulding is a character from
Animal Crackers, the Marx Brothers movie.
638
00:53:45,657 --> 00:53:46,740
Well, I'll be damned.
639
00:53:47,408 --> 00:53:49,242
You think it means anything?
640
00:53:49,324 --> 00:53:50,825
I don't know.
641
00:53:52,408 --> 00:53:54,534
I'll tell you what,
you get that movie critic over here.
642
00:53:54,574 --> 00:53:57,326
- What's his name?
- Marty Walker?
643
00:53:57,408 --> 00:54:00,743
Yeah, that's him. You tell him
to get his ass over here as soon as he can.
644
00:54:00,825 --> 00:54:03,576
Tell him to bring whatever information
he's got about the Marx brothers ...
645
00:54:03,617 --> 00:54:06,077
particularly characters Groucho played
in his movies.
646
00:54:06,742 --> 00:54:08,410
All right. I'll get right on it.
647
00:54:09,200 --> 00:54:11,618
This shit's just getting weirder and weirder.
648
00:54:20,535 --> 00:54:22,577
Shit, Daddy,
I didn't think you were coming.
649
00:54:22,660 --> 00:54:24,202
No, I'm cool.
650
00:54:26,576 --> 00:54:27,952
Where the fuck is Otis?
651
00:54:28,244 --> 00:54:29,953
Ain't back from
getting the guns and shit yet.
652
00:54:30,827 --> 00:54:33,078
You wanna fuck with me, huh, bitch?
653
00:54:33,910 --> 00:54:35,452
You ain't got what it takes.
654
00:54:35,994 --> 00:54:38,036
He fucks this up,
I'm gonna kill that motherfucker.
655
00:54:38,577 --> 00:54:41,746
Can you believe this bitch had
the fucking balls to try and fuck with me?
656
00:54:44,370 --> 00:54:46,788
Oh, Coggs. Nice of you to make it.
657
00:54:47,036 --> 00:54:48,203
You enjoying your meal?
658
00:54:48,911 --> 00:54:50,036
What? I gotta eat.
659
00:54:50,662 --> 00:54:53,080
If my blood sugar gets off,
I'm not going to be good to anybody.
660
00:54:53,537 --> 00:54:56,580
- You ain't no good to nobody anyhow.
- Listen here.
661
00:54:56,870 --> 00:54:59,998
That movie expert guy's here. You want to
talk to him? You want me to bring him in?
662
00:55:01,079 --> 00:55:03,497
All right, all right, I'm getting right on it.
663
00:55:03,579 --> 00:55:05,914
Mr. Walker, come on in, please.
664
00:55:06,413 --> 00:55:07,705
Sheriff Wydell, it's a pleasure.
665
00:55:08,246 --> 00:55:10,247
I rushed right over
as soon as I got your call.
666
00:55:11,205 --> 00:55:12,414
You came to the right man.
667
00:55:12,496 --> 00:55:15,581
I happen to be a self-proclaimed
Marx brothers expert, if I say so myself.
668
00:55:15,746 --> 00:55:18,915
Well, I'm sure
your knowledge of bullshit is limitless.
669
00:55:18,955 --> 00:55:21,206
Why don't we get to the point?
What do you got for me?
670
00:55:21,247 --> 00:55:23,415
Well, I got a fucking grocery list for you ...
671
00:55:23,455 --> 00:55:26,416
of all the major Marx brothers characters
and related characters.
672
00:55:26,497 --> 00:55:29,666
And I made a secondary list of any
and all films having to do with Groucho ...
673
00:55:29,747 --> 00:55:32,582
including such gems as
A Girl in Every Port and Skidoo ...
674
00:55:32,665 --> 00:55:34,624
where Groucho played the part of God!
675
00:55:37,331 --> 00:55:39,791
Directed by Otto Preminger,
who happened to be Jewish!
676
00:55:39,873 --> 00:55:43,668
Although he played a Nazi commandant
in Stalag 17, directed by Billy Wilder ...
677
00:55:43,748 --> 00:55:45,332
Otto Preminger also directed Exodus.
678
00:55:45,416 --> 00:55:48,835
And it's rumored that at the premiere
Mort Sahl stood up ...
679
00:55:48,916 --> 00:55:51,584
yelled at the screen,
"Otto, let my people go!"
680
00:55:51,624 --> 00:55:52,791
Give me that damn list.
681
00:55:53,624 --> 00:55:56,626
It's ironic, don't you think?
Nazi in the State of Israel.
682
00:55:57,000 --> 00:56:00,043
They're all here. All the aliases.
683
00:56:01,083 --> 00:56:03,334
Rufus Firefly, Otis Driftwood ...
684
00:56:03,417 --> 00:56:05,418
- Captain Spaulding, all of them.
- Hey, Chief.
685
00:56:06,417 --> 00:56:09,252
You know, I'm thinking we ought to
track down this Groucho Marx guy ...
686
00:56:09,292 --> 00:56:11,669
ask him a few questions.
Maybe he's involved.
687
00:56:11,750 --> 00:56:13,334
Idiot, he died last year.
688
00:56:13,418 --> 00:56:15,627
- He died, didn't he?
- Oh, God damn it.
689
00:56:15,710 --> 00:56:19,879
God damn it. See, that right there is one
sad pathetic state of cinematic affairs.
690
00:56:19,918 --> 00:56:22,044
If you weren't a cop, I'd wring your neck.
691
00:56:22,085 --> 00:56:24,044
Hey, hey. Let's take that down a notch.
692
00:56:24,085 --> 00:56:26,586
Excuse me! Excuse me!
693
00:56:26,835 --> 00:56:31,088
That sneering, rotating, gyrating pelvis
son of a bitch ...
694
00:56:31,168 --> 00:56:35,839
he died three days before Groucho,
stole all the goddamn headlines.
695
00:56:36,044 --> 00:56:38,421
That goddamn fucking Elvis Presley!
696
00:56:38,502 --> 00:56:39,877
What did you say about the King?
697
00:56:39,919 --> 00:56:42,796
- I said he died three days before Groucho --
- Cunt!
698
00:56:42,877 --> 00:56:46,046
You ever say another derogatory word
about Elvis Aron Presley ...
699
00:56:46,086 --> 00:56:49,922
in my presence again,
I will kick the living shit out of you!
700
00:56:50,712 --> 00:56:53,422
Now you get this
Hollywood-loving pussy out of my face!
701
00:56:53,503 --> 00:56:55,754
- Elvis was in Hollywood!
- Get the hell out of here!
702
00:56:55,837 --> 00:56:57,587
- His first film, Love me Tender ...
- Get out!
703
00:56:57,629 --> 00:56:59,213
... was based on the Irish folk song.
704
00:57:00,462 --> 00:57:02,005
Fuck Groucho!
705
00:57:34,798 --> 00:57:36,424
Would you fucking knock?
706
00:57:36,548 --> 00:57:38,257
Where the fuck you been?
707
00:57:38,298 --> 00:57:39,298
Did you get everything?
708
00:57:41,007 --> 00:57:42,048
Yeah, I got everything.
709
00:57:44,424 --> 00:57:46,466
You motherfucker,
where the fuck have you been?
710
00:57:46,549 --> 00:57:47,549
Hey!
711
00:57:47,590 --> 00:57:52,344
You got a problem with my time frame, Son,
you best spit it out right now!
712
00:57:52,425 --> 00:57:56,136
Yeah, I got a problem.
I got a big fucking problem, Bozo!
713
00:57:56,216 --> 00:57:58,884
Well, make your move, Heidi! Two hits.
714
00:57:59,174 --> 00:58:01,884
I hit you and your dick hits the fucking dirt.
715
00:58:01,925 --> 00:58:04,760
Old man, you ain't hitting nothing!
716
00:58:09,883 --> 00:58:12,343
Come on, cut the shit,
we gotta get the fuck out of here!
717
00:58:13,592 --> 00:58:14,843
What are we gonna do with this one?
718
00:58:17,801 --> 00:58:19,844
Leave her for a maid to clean up.
719
00:58:23,135 --> 00:58:24,343
I got a better idea.
720
00:58:39,219 --> 00:58:42,596
We regret to inform you
that your Banjo and Sullivan show ...
721
00:58:42,678 --> 00:58:44,262
will be canceled for tonight.
722
00:58:53,429 --> 00:58:56,681
No, please! No, please don't, please!
723
00:59:28,931 --> 00:59:35,145
Housekeeping.
724
01:00:20,101 --> 01:00:22,227
Help me! Help me!
725
01:00:30,560 --> 01:00:31,768
Help me!
726
01:00:57,228 --> 01:00:59,604
Help! Help! Help!
727
01:01:01,895 --> 01:01:03,021
Help me!
728
01:01:46,190 --> 01:01:49,317
Jesus Christ, what a fucking mess.
729
01:01:51,274 --> 01:01:54,026
A 40-ton truck has a tendency
of doing that, Kenny.
730
01:01:54,607 --> 01:01:56,567
Listen, you mind
getting one of your donut brigade ...
731
01:01:56,607 --> 01:02:00,110
to go on over there,
scoop up some of that skull matter ...
732
01:02:00,150 --> 01:02:01,859
put it in a bag for the meds?
733
01:02:02,525 --> 01:02:04,192
Yeah, you got it.
734
01:02:04,650 --> 01:02:06,026
Is that the lady who found her?
735
01:02:07,442 --> 01:02:10,277
Yeah, the maid. Miss Maria Gomez.
736
01:02:10,900 --> 01:02:13,610
- She say anything?
- Yeah, a lot of things.
737
01:02:13,650 --> 01:02:16,402
But I don't speak-a no Spanish.
738
01:02:16,443 --> 01:02:17,818
It's all mumbo-jumbo to me.
739
01:02:18,526 --> 01:02:20,819
Shit, what am l,
mayor of Tijuana or something?
740
01:02:22,234 --> 01:02:23,609
Got one guy.
741
01:02:24,443 --> 01:02:26,027
Clarkson, he speaks Spanish.
742
01:02:26,443 --> 01:02:27,484
But he called in sick.
743
01:02:28,444 --> 01:02:30,903
With what he calls explosive diarrhea.
744
01:02:31,901 --> 01:02:33,694
Would you mind sparing me
any further details ...
745
01:02:33,777 --> 01:02:35,611
about your deputy's asshole, Kenny?
746
01:02:38,694 --> 01:02:39,944
Señorita Gomez?
747
01:02:55,945 --> 01:02:56,945
No.
748
01:02:57,611 --> 01:02:59,738
What did I tell you? She's useless.
749
01:02:59,987 --> 01:03:00,987
Hey, Chief.
750
01:03:01,529 --> 01:03:04,906
Got a couple of shit-kickers over there,
says they're here to meet you.
751
01:03:05,487 --> 01:03:07,613
- Recognize those guys?
- Yeah, I know them.
752
01:03:20,613 --> 01:03:22,281
What's going on, shitheads?
753
01:03:22,321 --> 01:03:23,321
Sheriff.
754
01:03:25,447 --> 01:03:27,865
Here's a list of names
I need you to run down for me.
755
01:03:28,739 --> 01:03:30,990
That's a funny-ass name.
756
01:03:31,114 --> 01:03:33,615
Yeah? Look who's fucking talking, Rondo.
757
01:03:34,781 --> 01:03:36,782
Just call me if anything connects.
758
01:03:36,823 --> 01:03:37,823
I'm sure it will.
759
01:03:39,240 --> 01:03:42,284
Shit always floats our way, don't it, Chief?
760
01:03:43,073 --> 01:03:45,950
Well, you keep your mouth open wide
enough, maybe you'll catch it all.
761
01:03:47,741 --> 01:03:49,450
Don't fuck this up, assholes.
762
01:03:50,115 --> 01:03:52,450
Have fun scraping all them brains up
off the road.
763
01:03:53,116 --> 01:03:54,241
See you later, Kenny.
764
01:04:04,199 --> 01:04:05,867
This is bullshit.
765
01:04:05,950 --> 01:04:08,618
You know, I trust that fucker Charlie
about as much as I trust you.
766
01:04:08,700 --> 01:04:11,160
Where the hell do you get off
talking shit about Charlie?
767
01:04:11,242 --> 01:04:14,870
Hey, I know what I know,
and I know I don't like that nut sack.
768
01:04:14,950 --> 01:04:16,701
Well, unless you got a better suggestion ...
769
01:04:16,784 --> 01:04:19,411
I suggest
you keep your fucking pie-hole shut.
770
01:04:19,451 --> 01:04:22,494
That is the only remotely safe place
I know about.
771
01:04:24,451 --> 01:04:26,368
Hey, man, if anyone's interested ...
772
01:04:26,452 --> 01:04:28,578
I think I might be wanting some ice cream
in about 10 miles.
773
01:04:29,160 --> 01:04:32,078
"Hey, man, I think I'm gonna be wanting
some ice cream in about 10 miles."
774
01:04:32,118 --> 01:04:34,369
Don't you fucking imitate me.
It's fucking rude!
775
01:04:34,660 --> 01:04:36,828
"I know what I know,
and I know I don't like that nut sack!"
776
01:04:36,910 --> 01:04:38,703
- Fuck you!
- Fuck you!
777
01:04:38,910 --> 01:04:42,079
Two fucking seconds for the kid,
is that going to kill you?
778
01:04:42,119 --> 01:04:43,619
Yes, it is going to kill me.
779
01:04:43,827 --> 01:04:45,870
I have calculated the time,
and two seconds ...
780
01:04:45,952 --> 01:04:48,454
is the exact amount of time
that's a hazard to my fucking health!
781
01:04:49,745 --> 01:04:52,121
Come on. Don't be such a fucking drag.
I'm starving.
782
01:04:52,162 --> 01:04:53,370
Eat this!
783
01:04:53,453 --> 01:04:56,580
What is your fucking problem?
I'm in and out in two seconds.
784
01:04:57,162 --> 01:05:01,248
You know, I think I'm gonna get me
some tutti-fucking-frutti.
785
01:05:01,287 --> 01:05:03,621
Tutti-fucking-frutti. That sounds good.
786
01:05:03,662 --> 01:05:06,122
- Tutti-fucking-frutti!
- Shut up!
787
01:05:06,204 --> 01:05:08,789
Tutti-fucking-frutti!
788
01:05:09,204 --> 01:05:11,748
- Shut up!
- Tutti-fucking-frutti!
789
01:05:11,787 --> 01:05:13,788
Tutti-fucking-frutti!
790
01:05:13,830 --> 01:05:18,208
Listen, there is no fucking ice cream
in your fucking future!
791
01:05:29,039 --> 01:05:30,622
Delicious.
792
01:05:33,873 --> 01:05:36,833
I don't know why you have to be
such a grouch. This is really good.
793
01:05:36,914 --> 01:05:38,540
Here, have some.
794
01:05:39,582 --> 01:05:40,915
Fuck you.
795
01:05:44,623 --> 01:05:46,166
Tutti-fucking-frutti.
796
01:06:33,376 --> 01:06:34,793
Hey, piggy.
797
01:06:34,877 --> 01:06:37,712
Yeah, over here, come on. Come and get it.
798
01:06:39,918 --> 01:06:43,171
Yes, Mr. Wy-fucking-dell.
799
01:06:43,252 --> 01:06:45,920
Piggy, come over here and get some.
800
01:06:48,086 --> 01:06:50,337
Don't fucking move, clown.
801
01:06:50,961 --> 01:06:52,336
You looking for somebody?
802
01:06:57,837 --> 01:06:59,171
George?
803
01:07:00,837 --> 01:07:02,379
What the hell you doing down here,
George?
804
01:07:04,462 --> 01:07:07,088
- I live here now.
- No.
805
01:07:09,087 --> 01:07:11,964
You got that all wrong, George.
I mean, this ain't your home.
806
01:07:13,005 --> 01:07:14,964
I got no choice, Johnny.
807
01:07:16,504 --> 01:07:17,880
This here is my fate.
808
01:07:18,796 --> 01:07:22,466
I cannot rest until this whole thing is over.
809
01:07:23,338 --> 01:07:24,797
And I'm asking you, brother.
810
01:07:26,464 --> 01:07:28,840
Kill them, John. End this shit now.
811
01:07:29,048 --> 01:07:32,133
I'm walking the line on this, brother.
I'm walking the line.
812
01:07:34,839 --> 01:07:38,884
Well, Mother, pin a rose on me.
That is so great.
813
01:07:39,964 --> 01:07:42,549
I want these motherfuckers dead.
814
01:07:43,049 --> 01:07:45,091
- Kill them!
- I'm sorry, George.
815
01:07:53,923 --> 01:07:55,299
- Yeah.
- Hey.
816
01:07:55,966 --> 01:07:58,801
I think I found your guy. Yeah.
817
01:07:59,758 --> 01:08:01,383
A friend of mine, about 10 years ago ...
818
01:08:01,466 --> 01:08:04,384
he used to buy hooch from this guy
out way here.
819
01:08:05,133 --> 01:08:09,303
Went by the name of Wolf J. Flywheel.
820
01:08:10,133 --> 01:08:13,594
Yeah.
But his partner called himself The Captain.
821
01:08:14,425 --> 01:08:16,009
Sounds like the fuckers we're looking for.
822
01:08:17,342 --> 01:08:20,762
Yeah, Wolf J. Flywheel.
That name's on the list.
823
01:08:20,967 --> 01:08:25,137
Apparently now Wolf J.
goes by the name of ...
824
01:08:25,384 --> 01:08:26,801
Charlie Altamont.
825
01:08:28,135 --> 01:08:31,179
All right, good. You know what to do.
826
01:08:32,843 --> 01:08:34,802
We wouldn't be talking if I didn't.
827
01:08:37,844 --> 01:08:38,969
So, is the shit on?
828
01:08:39,469 --> 01:08:40,719
The shit is on.
829
01:08:41,594 --> 01:08:42,969
Fucking A.
830
01:08:49,761 --> 01:08:51,178
Open the door, Deputy.
831
01:08:57,303 --> 01:08:59,804
Take the night off, Freddy.
I'll watch the prisoner.
832
01:09:03,512 --> 01:09:05,180
Well, well, well.
833
01:09:06,012 --> 01:09:09,264
Working late tonight, aren't we, Sheriff?
834
01:09:10,304 --> 01:09:11,387
What's the matter?
835
01:09:11,846 --> 01:09:15,807
Can't sleep?
Peril running loose in the streets?
836
01:09:16,388 --> 01:09:18,556
Or did you just miss Mama?
837
01:09:21,263 --> 01:09:24,807
As a matter of fact,
I was feeling kind of lonely.
838
01:09:26,972 --> 01:09:30,308
I knew you couldn't stay away.
839
01:09:30,431 --> 01:09:32,891
I got that power over men.
840
01:09:34,222 --> 01:09:36,849
Women like me are a rare breed.
841
01:09:37,431 --> 01:09:40,475
- Don't you agree?
- Oh, yes, ma'am, I do.
842
01:09:40,723 --> 01:09:42,307
I ain't been broken, you know.
843
01:09:43,890 --> 01:09:45,474
Men like that.
844
01:09:48,599 --> 01:09:51,225
You got me going this afternoon.
845
01:09:53,599 --> 01:09:55,308
You think you can break me?
846
01:09:55,891 --> 01:09:57,141
You like it rough?
847
01:09:59,807 --> 01:10:01,224
Oh, honey ...
848
01:10:02,141 --> 01:10:05,310
you can have it any way you want.
849
01:10:06,141 --> 01:10:08,017
I don't want it rough.
850
01:10:14,309 --> 01:10:15,976
I like it hot ...
851
01:10:16,559 --> 01:10:17,893
and slow.
852
01:10:18,933 --> 01:10:20,100
Hot ...
853
01:10:20,726 --> 01:10:22,185
and slow.
854
01:10:22,392 --> 01:10:23,601
Hot ...
855
01:10:24,225 --> 01:10:25,851
and slow.
856
01:10:26,934 --> 01:10:28,685
Real hot.
857
01:10:36,435 --> 01:10:38,770
- You like that, Mama?
- Oh, yeah.
858
01:10:39,769 --> 01:10:41,561
You like that, Mama?
859
01:11:50,565 --> 01:11:52,191
Check this place out.
860
01:11:57,316 --> 01:11:59,484
I know that ain't Cutter ...
861
01:11:59,733 --> 01:12:02,568
walking towards me with that stupid grin!
862
01:12:02,733 --> 01:12:06,152
'Cause I know I swore
if I ever saw that dumb cunt ...
863
01:12:06,357 --> 01:12:09,151
no-good, piece-of-shit,
motherfucking brother of mine ...
864
01:12:09,192 --> 01:12:11,318
he'd soon be a dead piece-of-shit ...
865
01:12:11,358 --> 01:12:13,818
no-good, motherfucking brother of mine.
866
01:12:13,858 --> 01:12:17,819
Okay, everybody in the peanut gallery,
Simon says hands up.
867
01:12:18,484 --> 01:12:21,277
He said, put your fucking hands up!
868
01:12:21,567 --> 01:12:23,443
What the fuck is this shit?
869
01:12:24,984 --> 01:12:27,819
You bring us all the way out here
and this prick pulls a gun on us?
870
01:12:28,276 --> 01:12:30,152
Nice fucking plan, Daisy!
871
01:12:30,193 --> 01:12:33,153
Just do it, you crazy, pig-fucking --
872
01:12:33,193 --> 01:12:35,069
What did you call me?
873
01:12:35,735 --> 01:12:38,028
Well, if you gave me a chance,
I was going to call you ...
874
01:12:38,110 --> 01:12:41,821
a crazy, pig-fucking,
dumb-ass, pussy piece of shit!
875
01:12:42,152 --> 01:12:44,445
Oh, brother, you's a dead man.
876
01:12:54,944 --> 01:12:58,530
Ain't that the most goddamn
realest water gun you ever did see?
877
01:13:00,986 --> 01:13:03,321
Oh, shit, that was great, man.
878
01:13:03,820 --> 01:13:06,989
Sorry about that. It's just a little game
we used to always play on folks.
879
01:13:07,029 --> 01:13:08,905
- And it still works!
- Hell yeah!
880
01:13:08,987 --> 01:13:10,279
That's a fucking hoot.
881
01:13:10,862 --> 01:13:13,030
Charlie, this is my daughter, Baby.
882
01:13:13,112 --> 01:13:14,529
- My niece?
- Yes!
883
01:13:14,613 --> 01:13:17,490
Oh, you all grown up!
Give me some love, Baby!
884
01:13:18,905 --> 01:13:21,198
And you remember happy boy here.
885
01:13:21,280 --> 01:13:22,489
Are you still an asshole?
886
01:13:25,821 --> 01:13:29,282
Hey, this is Casey, my most limber lady.
887
01:13:29,489 --> 01:13:32,032
And this is Candy, my special lady ...
888
01:13:32,114 --> 01:13:34,282
and my top-earning gal.
889
01:13:34,322 --> 01:13:35,572
What you looking at?
890
01:13:35,947 --> 01:13:39,366
- I'm looking at you, mama.
- Yeah, you see something you like?
891
01:13:39,448 --> 01:13:43,409
Maybe. I set my standards pretty low,
so I'm never disappointed.
892
01:13:44,073 --> 01:13:46,157
Oh, well, I don't disappoint.
893
01:13:48,573 --> 01:13:51,492
Well, fuck, let's go inside!
894
01:13:51,573 --> 01:13:56,535
No sense standing around like
stone-foot roosters in a fuck farm!
895
01:13:58,657 --> 01:14:00,909
- Let's celebrate.
- Oh, yes.
896
01:14:32,576 --> 01:14:34,827
You know, I gotta tell you ...
897
01:14:34,868 --> 01:14:37,244
that's some catch phrase you got there.
898
01:14:39,077 --> 01:14:40,285
Devil's Rejects.
899
01:14:48,328 --> 01:14:50,079
What,
you got something to say to me, clown?
900
01:14:52,286 --> 01:14:54,162
I bet you scare lots of folks, don't you?
901
01:15:03,329 --> 01:15:05,163
Yeah, you a regular fucking killer.
902
01:15:07,621 --> 01:15:10,706
You want a piece of this, motherfucker?
You want a piece of this?
903
01:15:12,329 --> 01:15:14,330
What you got? What you got?
904
01:15:25,413 --> 01:15:31,919
Lord, I am your arm of justice.
905
01:15:32,039 --> 01:15:33,247
Lord ...
906
01:15:34,122 --> 01:15:36,165
I am your arm of justice.
907
01:15:36,997 --> 01:15:39,457
Your righteous sword of vengeance.
908
01:15:40,623 --> 01:15:42,832
Let my blows be true.
909
01:15:53,915 --> 01:15:56,333
Lord have mercy, what a morning!
910
01:15:57,457 --> 01:15:59,291
- Clevon?
- Yeah, boss?
911
01:15:59,832 --> 01:16:02,209
You know why I come here
to get these chickens?
912
01:16:02,540 --> 01:16:03,749
No, boss.
913
01:16:03,832 --> 01:16:07,168
'Cause my brother makes
the best fried chicken in the world.
914
01:16:07,249 --> 01:16:08,249
Is that right?
915
01:16:08,333 --> 01:16:10,834
Yeah. Good morning, good morning, sir.
How are you?
916
01:16:10,875 --> 01:16:12,084
How y'all doing? Good morning.
917
01:16:12,166 --> 01:16:14,000
Good, good, good. What you got for me?
918
01:16:14,084 --> 01:16:15,501
Well, we got these ...
919
01:16:15,541 --> 01:16:18,251
- real cute Barred Rock chickens here.
- Yeah, I see them.
920
01:16:18,334 --> 01:16:21,503
Got them nice long-legged
Rhode Island Red chickens.
921
01:16:21,542 --> 01:16:24,711
- Rhode Island Red? Oh, I like them!
- Them's are nice.
922
01:16:25,167 --> 01:16:27,710
I want a Rhode Island Red for me,
all right, two of them!
923
01:16:27,793 --> 01:16:29,085
- Rhode Island Red, two?
- Yeah, yeah.
924
01:16:32,335 --> 01:16:34,586
Now, y'all ain't planning on
fucking these chickens, are you?
925
01:16:40,668 --> 01:16:42,669
What the fuck are you getting at?
926
01:16:43,543 --> 01:16:44,877
Do you fuck chickens?
927
01:16:47,127 --> 01:16:50,004
Well, I have thought about
fucking some chickens before.
928
01:16:50,877 --> 01:16:53,629
If you wanna have a good time
and you need some pussy ...
929
01:16:53,669 --> 01:16:55,921
you can cut that chicken's head off ...
930
01:16:56,003 --> 01:16:58,129
stick your dick in that ass of that chicken ...
931
01:16:58,170 --> 01:17:01,005
and that damn chicken will go crazy
on your ass and go ...
932
01:17:03,170 --> 01:17:06,506
Are you saying
that I would cut off a chicken's head ...
933
01:17:06,545 --> 01:17:07,796
put my dick in it ...
934
01:17:08,545 --> 01:17:10,963
fuck it, and go ...
935
01:17:11,545 --> 01:17:13,671
You accusing me of fucking a chicken,
motherfucker?
936
01:17:13,754 --> 01:17:16,089
No, I ain't calling you a chicken-fucker ...
937
01:17:16,171 --> 01:17:18,798
but that boy over there
looks sexually frustrated and ...
938
01:17:18,837 --> 01:17:20,671
I don't approve of chicken-fucking.
939
01:17:20,713 --> 01:17:23,799
You hear what he call me, boss?
I ain't no chicken-fucker.
940
01:17:23,838 --> 01:17:25,589
My mistake, my mistake.
941
01:17:25,671 --> 01:17:27,214
Grab the fucking chickens, Clevon!
942
01:17:28,255 --> 01:17:29,547
Chickens ...
943
01:17:29,630 --> 01:17:30,671
Here. $5.
944
01:17:31,339 --> 01:17:32,672
Appreciate it, thank y'all.
945
01:17:32,713 --> 01:17:34,172
He's the chicken-fucker!
946
01:17:34,214 --> 01:17:35,798
It's all right, put it back there.
947
01:17:36,756 --> 01:17:38,381
Next time we'll go someplace else.
948
01:17:38,464 --> 01:17:40,632
We ain't never buying chickens
from him again, boss!
949
01:17:40,672 --> 01:17:41,714
Yeah, I know.
950
01:17:43,506 --> 01:17:45,298
You inbred! Inbred!
951
01:17:55,965 --> 01:17:57,341
Wolf J. Flywheel?
952
01:17:59,341 --> 01:18:02,384
Get your motherfucking pimp ass
over here now.
953
01:18:04,883 --> 01:18:07,885
Who you talking about, man?
Who you talking to? Who?
954
01:18:10,424 --> 01:18:11,841
What's going on, Sheriff?
955
01:18:13,133 --> 01:18:14,133
What'd we do?
956
01:18:15,674 --> 01:18:17,258
What's going on, baby?
957
01:18:18,675 --> 01:18:20,760
You and me,
we're gonna have a little powwow ...
958
01:18:20,842 --> 01:18:25,012
about a certain Captain Spaulding
and his merry band of assholes.
959
01:18:26,592 --> 01:18:27,634
Captain who?
960
01:18:27,842 --> 01:18:31,011
You know exactly what I'm talking about,
am I correct?
961
01:18:33,009 --> 01:18:36,512
Hey, Sheriff, not in the middle of the street.
962
01:18:37,010 --> 01:18:39,470
Ain't no sense in getting crazy out here.
963
01:18:40,510 --> 01:18:44,137
See, I don't like y'all motherfuckers
playing dumb with me.
964
01:18:44,511 --> 01:18:46,386
Now, let me tell you
the way it's gonna go down.
965
01:18:46,802 --> 01:18:49,095
You're gonna make sure
all three of them dirtbags are present ...
966
01:18:49,177 --> 01:18:51,804
and accounted for, tonight at midnight.
You got me, Charlie-boy?
967
01:18:52,053 --> 01:18:53,220
You understand me?
968
01:18:53,594 --> 01:18:55,678
Charlie, you got me?
969
01:19:04,220 --> 01:19:05,261
What if I say no?
970
01:19:06,470 --> 01:19:09,514
Then I'm gonna shoot your ass
right fucking here and now.
971
01:19:09,887 --> 01:19:11,596
You and that other ugly motherfucker.
972
01:19:11,804 --> 01:19:14,138
Now, I'm going to forget
this conversation ever happened.
973
01:19:15,054 --> 01:19:17,013
Tonight. Midnight.
974
01:19:22,346 --> 01:19:24,806
It's a bad day to fuck with me, Charlie-boy.
975
01:19:41,348 --> 01:19:43,933
Hey, we got you this far.
976
01:19:44,306 --> 01:19:45,306
Shit.
977
01:19:45,681 --> 01:19:46,807
Without us ...
978
01:19:46,848 --> 01:19:49,350
you'd still be swimming around
with your head up your ass.
979
01:19:51,473 --> 01:19:54,892
Hey, Chief, don't sweat it. Have a beer.
980
01:19:54,973 --> 01:19:57,225
It's all gonna work out to your satisfaction.
981
01:19:57,307 --> 01:19:59,642
If I were you, I'd put the beer down ...
982
01:19:59,682 --> 01:20:01,558
and keep your mind on business ...
983
01:20:01,641 --> 01:20:03,975
before business jumps up
and bites you right in the ass.
984
01:20:04,016 --> 01:20:05,850
Don't worry about me, boss.
985
01:20:06,307 --> 01:20:10,018
They're gonna think goddamn King Kong
came down from Skull Island ...
986
01:20:10,058 --> 01:20:13,018
and raped them a new fucking asshole!
987
01:20:13,058 --> 01:20:16,560
Hey, man, don't give me
none of that cocky-ass, yardbird ...
988
01:20:16,642 --> 01:20:20,436
pumping iron, "I'm the baddest
motherfucker that ever lived" horseshit.
989
01:20:20,517 --> 01:20:23,477
That might work
on some Johnny-redneck bail jumper ...
990
01:20:23,517 --> 01:20:24,683
but that don't mean shit to me.
991
01:20:25,184 --> 01:20:29,312
Then I suggest you pick up the Batphone
and call some new motherfuckers in.
992
01:20:29,351 --> 01:20:31,352
You're a dime a dozen, man, fuck you.
993
01:20:31,434 --> 01:20:34,103
Fuck me? Fuck you, motherfucker!
994
01:20:34,851 --> 01:20:37,520
Hold it! Hold it! Hold it!
We gotta cool our shit here!
995
01:20:39,352 --> 01:20:42,104
Look, you hired the Unholy Two ...
996
01:20:42,227 --> 01:20:44,520
'cause you wanted
the best money could buy.
997
01:20:45,727 --> 01:20:49,146
Now you got nothing to worry about.
We're gonna get the job done.
998
01:20:49,644 --> 01:20:53,146
We might talk a lot of shit,
but we will get the job done.
999
01:20:53,186 --> 01:20:54,353
Now here's the deal.
1000
01:20:54,852 --> 01:20:58,063
I don't give a good goddamn
what condition they're in.
1001
01:20:58,144 --> 01:21:01,730
I just want them alive long enough
so I can piss in their face before they die.
1002
01:21:03,520 --> 01:21:06,688
You are one sick fucking pirate.
1003
01:21:06,812 --> 01:21:09,063
Hey, Billy Ray. Your mama's on the phone.
1004
01:21:09,145 --> 01:21:11,688
She owes me $14. Get down here. Come on.
1005
01:21:12,687 --> 01:21:14,605
You better keep a rope on that asshole.
1006
01:21:14,687 --> 01:21:17,439
Yeah, I know. Now look, Chief,
let me explain something to you.
1007
01:21:17,521 --> 01:21:21,774
You've been using a bazooka
to exterminate three little roaches.
1008
01:21:21,854 --> 01:21:24,564
Now, when you hunt roaches,
you don't blow up your house.
1009
01:21:24,646 --> 01:21:27,439
You send in an exterminator, so he can ...
1010
01:21:27,522 --> 01:21:29,022
He crawls like a roach.
1011
01:21:29,105 --> 01:21:32,398
He thinks like a roach.
He has a little roach mind.
1012
01:21:34,522 --> 01:21:38,358
You be careful,
or maybe you'll get stepped on like a roach.
1013
01:21:58,690 --> 01:22:02,318
I'm gonna tell you something, brother.
You have got it made.
1014
01:22:02,357 --> 01:22:06,401
Please, man,
don't be fooled by the glamour.
1015
01:22:06,857 --> 01:22:09,526
I got trouble. Don't get me started.
1016
01:22:09,816 --> 01:22:13,985
What kind of trouble you got, man?
You got hot and cold running pussy on tap.
1017
01:22:14,274 --> 01:22:15,483
Man ...
1018
01:22:16,191 --> 01:22:19,527
dealing with these greedy bitches
ain't all it's cracked up to be.
1019
01:22:28,192 --> 01:22:30,276
- Brother.
- Brother.
1020
01:22:34,651 --> 01:22:36,860
Go ahead. Take another. Take another.
1021
01:22:36,901 --> 01:22:38,527
Now take a hit on this.
1022
01:22:38,610 --> 01:22:40,528
Oh, man, I gotta piss.
1023
01:22:41,110 --> 01:22:43,444
- Take one for me too, man.
- Yeah.
1024
01:22:45,276 --> 01:22:48,529
Hey, listen,
you got a nose like a vacuum cleaner.
1025
01:22:49,069 --> 01:22:50,653
Don't do up all my cocaine.
1026
01:22:51,361 --> 01:22:53,195
Oh, brother, would I do that to you?
1027
01:22:54,402 --> 01:22:57,530
No. You're my brother, and I love you.
1028
01:22:57,736 --> 01:22:59,529
All right. All right.
1029
01:23:04,028 --> 01:23:06,530
But I love my cocaine better. Fuck you.
1030
01:23:06,570 --> 01:23:09,489
Oh, man, that's some cold shit right there.
1031
01:23:11,320 --> 01:23:15,156
Well, any port in a fucking storm.
1032
01:25:42,206 --> 01:25:44,499
Charlie, my brother.
1033
01:25:44,705 --> 01:25:46,164
My brother.
1034
01:25:50,581 --> 01:25:52,124
I've been looking for you, clown.
1035
01:26:08,249 --> 01:26:12,210
You gonna start the killing,
you best start it right here.
1036
01:26:13,125 --> 01:26:14,917
Make sure I'm all the way dead.
1037
01:26:16,083 --> 01:26:18,543
'Cause I will come back
and make you my bitch.
1038
01:26:21,542 --> 01:26:23,042
Bitch that, motherfucker.
1039
01:26:24,209 --> 01:26:25,709
Get up, bitch!
1040
01:26:32,875 --> 01:26:34,126
Stop it!
1041
01:26:34,751 --> 01:26:36,669
Stop it, motherfucker!
1042
01:26:40,668 --> 01:26:42,335
Now get them scumbags in that truck.
1043
01:26:46,001 --> 01:26:49,087
It wasn't personal, brother.
Business is business, baby!
1044
01:26:51,168 --> 01:26:52,210
You asshole!
1045
01:26:53,128 --> 01:26:55,879
She's right, Charlie. You are an asshole.
1046
01:26:56,294 --> 01:26:58,462
Why don't you
get on your fucking horse and ride?
1047
01:27:00,002 --> 01:27:02,212
All right,
let's get this freak show on the road!
1048
01:27:03,211 --> 01:27:05,879
What the fuck you doing? Get the fuck up!
1049
01:27:56,215 --> 01:27:58,716
You know, I got to thank you all ...
1050
01:27:59,549 --> 01:28:02,092
for helping me understand
what my heritage is.
1051
01:28:03,340 --> 01:28:07,051
You see, the Wydells,
they've always been vigilante justice.
1052
01:28:08,133 --> 01:28:11,885
You know, my granddaddy,
he rode with the likes of Tom Horn ...
1053
01:28:11,966 --> 01:28:13,883
killing scum like you for a living.
1054
01:28:15,383 --> 01:28:17,551
We've always been devil-slayers.
1055
01:28:17,633 --> 01:28:18,925
Wake up!
1056
01:28:19,633 --> 01:28:22,301
See, I tried to walk the line.
1057
01:28:23,550 --> 01:28:25,384
But now I realize there is no line.
1058
01:28:26,259 --> 01:28:27,884
But we here ...
1059
01:28:27,925 --> 01:28:30,885
we are playing on a level
that most will never see.
1060
01:28:31,551 --> 01:28:33,885
I know my brother, George, he didn't see it.
1061
01:28:34,551 --> 01:28:38,303
Maybe he had a divine moment
when his brains hit the floor.
1062
01:28:39,051 --> 01:28:42,053
Yeah, well, maybe you will, too.
1063
01:28:44,802 --> 01:28:47,220
I got over here some photographs ...
1064
01:28:47,927 --> 01:28:51,429
of every missing person
within 100 miles of this shit hole.
1065
01:28:52,635 --> 01:28:53,760
Valerie Green.
1066
01:28:54,885 --> 01:28:56,928
Take a look at that, man,
she was beautiful, huh?
1067
01:28:58,052 --> 01:28:59,302
Hell, anybody'd fuck her.
1068
01:29:01,386 --> 01:29:02,886
This is what she looked like ...
1069
01:29:02,928 --> 01:29:04,846
when we pulled her
out of your little fucking torture shack.
1070
01:29:05,845 --> 01:29:07,846
She ain't so fuckable anymore, huh?
1071
01:29:07,886 --> 01:29:09,387
Oh, yes, she is.
1072
01:29:10,845 --> 01:29:13,972
I cut her tongue out
and tied her to my bed for a month.
1073
01:29:14,053 --> 01:29:15,846
Busted that bitch wide open.
1074
01:29:16,720 --> 01:29:19,139
Well, then you get to have this
as a souvenir.
1075
01:29:30,596 --> 01:29:32,055
What about Mary Knowles?
1076
01:29:33,097 --> 01:29:35,223
- Anybody?
- That fucking bitch is mine!
1077
01:29:36,013 --> 01:29:39,141
No, no, she was mine. I did her.
Come on. Bring it on to me!
1078
01:29:39,222 --> 01:29:41,014
No, she's all mine.
1079
01:29:41,055 --> 01:29:42,389
Baby, shut the fuck up!
1080
01:29:42,472 --> 01:29:44,223
Baby, you want her?
1081
01:29:44,722 --> 01:29:46,181
You got her.
1082
01:29:50,472 --> 01:29:52,140
Fuck, fuck!
1083
01:29:53,722 --> 01:29:55,223
Come and get it, motherfucker!
1084
01:30:00,099 --> 01:30:01,599
Motherfucker!
1085
01:30:15,266 --> 01:30:16,391
See this picture?
1086
01:30:18,516 --> 01:30:19,808
That's my brother, George.
1087
01:30:21,975 --> 01:30:23,642
Old George, he was a good man.
1088
01:30:25,350 --> 01:30:26,892
Very trusting.
1089
01:30:28,684 --> 01:30:30,643
I'm sure that's what got him killed.
1090
01:30:31,600 --> 01:30:33,768
Anyway, y'all take a good look at that.
1091
01:30:35,684 --> 01:30:38,102
Because that's the reason
you gonna die tonight.
1092
01:30:39,309 --> 01:30:42,228
Yeah, I remember him.
1093
01:30:44,309 --> 01:30:46,519
Stupid fuck, just like you.
1094
01:30:47,393 --> 01:30:51,896
Come at me like
some kind of matinee fucking cowboy idol.
1095
01:30:54,602 --> 01:30:58,397
All I had to do was point him in a direction,
and there he goes.
1096
01:30:59,061 --> 01:31:01,896
Officer Wy-fucking-dell to the rescue.
1097
01:31:07,936 --> 01:31:09,186
Daddy!
1098
01:31:12,687 --> 01:31:14,729
And I hate fucking clowns.
1099
01:31:17,937 --> 01:31:20,689
- You couldn't stop us by yourself!
- Harder!
1100
01:31:28,437 --> 01:31:30,230
I slayed me a devil just the other day.
1101
01:31:31,355 --> 01:31:32,397
What do you think?
1102
01:31:34,063 --> 01:31:35,230
See any you like?
1103
01:31:36,397 --> 01:31:37,522
You liar.
1104
01:31:37,564 --> 01:31:40,149
Those photos ain't real.
There's no way you killed Mama.
1105
01:31:40,230 --> 01:31:42,064
No, Baby, they're real.
1106
01:31:42,397 --> 01:31:43,897
You take a look at her right there.
1107
01:31:43,981 --> 01:31:46,691
You take a look at her eyes,
the way they are right there.
1108
01:31:46,730 --> 01:31:47,814
She's dead.
1109
01:31:48,106 --> 01:31:49,314
You know what I did?
1110
01:31:49,981 --> 01:31:53,525
I took my knife
and I stuck it in her real good.
1111
01:31:54,565 --> 01:31:56,232
Kind of twisted it a little bit.
1112
01:31:56,273 --> 01:31:58,732
Kind of, like, fucked her with it, you know?
1113
01:31:59,356 --> 01:32:03,151
I'll tell you, that old whore came
before I fucking took her miserable life.
1114
01:32:03,232 --> 01:32:06,234
You motherfucker,
I'm gonna fucking kill you!
1115
01:32:06,566 --> 01:32:07,732
You're gonna kill me?
1116
01:32:08,274 --> 01:32:11,025
- You're gonna fuckin' kill me?
- Get off me, fucker.
1117
01:32:11,066 --> 01:32:14,569
Take a good look at that, bitch.
Take a good fucking look.
1118
01:32:14,649 --> 01:32:16,650
You were her little angel.
1119
01:32:16,732 --> 01:32:18,400
Her little angel.
1120
01:32:18,649 --> 01:32:21,901
That's why I got something special
in mind for you.
1121
01:32:22,358 --> 01:32:24,651
Yeah? Well, I can't fucking wait.
1122
01:32:25,067 --> 01:32:28,570
You want it? Here it is.
Come and get it. Come on!
1123
01:32:33,359 --> 01:32:35,652
From delusion, lead me to truth.
1124
01:32:36,067 --> 01:32:38,485
From darkness, lead me to light.
1125
01:32:38,776 --> 01:32:42,195
From death, lead me to eternal life.
1126
01:32:47,901 --> 01:32:51,696
Hallelujah! Are you feeling it, brother?
1127
01:33:10,736 --> 01:33:13,405
It's time to end this little charade.
1128
01:33:13,695 --> 01:33:14,820
Look.
1129
01:33:15,778 --> 01:33:17,195
You're free.
1130
01:33:18,154 --> 01:33:19,279
Run.
1131
01:33:19,737 --> 01:33:21,530
I said fucking run!
1132
01:33:31,988 --> 01:33:33,864
Burn well, motherfuckers.
1133
01:33:51,781 --> 01:33:53,448
Come and get it!
1134
01:33:56,323 --> 01:33:58,408
I can hear you, Baby girl.
1135
01:34:02,740 --> 01:34:04,366
I can hear you!
1136
01:34:06,240 --> 01:34:08,116
I've got something here for you.
1137
01:34:10,199 --> 01:34:11,241
What's that I smell?
1138
01:34:12,907 --> 01:34:14,408
It smells like rabbit!
1139
01:34:55,202 --> 01:34:57,620
It's me, Charlie. Calm down.
1140
01:34:58,869 --> 01:35:00,578
You did it! You fucking ruined everything.
1141
01:35:00,619 --> 01:35:03,246
Calm down, Baby, this is not the time!
1142
01:35:03,286 --> 01:35:04,703
I gotta get you out of here.
1143
01:35:04,744 --> 01:35:07,079
- Daddy and Otis are still in the house --
- I'll get them.
1144
01:35:07,120 --> 01:35:10,414
But first we gotta get you someplace safe.
Come on.
1145
01:35:21,829 --> 01:35:23,830
Cutter! Cutter, wake up!
1146
01:35:23,912 --> 01:35:25,997
Cutter! Wake up! Cutter!
1147
01:35:26,079 --> 01:35:28,622
Wake the fuck up! Wake the fuck up!
1148
01:35:34,454 --> 01:35:36,372
- Wait in the car, and I'll go get them.
- I wanna go.
1149
01:35:36,413 --> 01:35:38,080
Don't ... Just get in! Come on.
1150
01:35:41,663 --> 01:35:42,913
Stay put.
1151
01:35:46,789 --> 01:35:48,081
Charlie!
1152
01:36:09,457 --> 01:36:11,000
Run, Baby girl, run!
1153
01:36:12,124 --> 01:36:13,124
Run!
1154
01:36:14,249 --> 01:36:16,250
Run! Run!
1155
01:36:16,624 --> 01:36:18,167
Run, run, run!
1156
01:36:23,583 --> 01:36:25,041
Lord, I bet that hurts.
1157
01:36:26,041 --> 01:36:28,668
Man, I could hear that bone shatter
from right here.
1158
01:36:29,333 --> 01:36:30,917
What the hell we got here?
1159
01:36:32,333 --> 01:36:34,585
Look here, I got something for you.
1160
01:36:36,542 --> 01:36:38,418
Oh yeah, I got something for you.
1161
01:36:39,293 --> 01:36:40,334
Hey, get up!
1162
01:36:41,168 --> 01:36:43,127
Come on, come on. I said, get up!
1163
01:36:44,585 --> 01:36:46,085
You know, I don't know about you.
1164
01:36:46,793 --> 01:36:49,086
But I sure wish I had a bullwhip
for this occasion.
1165
01:36:49,127 --> 01:36:51,420
But I found this. I reckon it'll do.
1166
01:36:51,501 --> 01:36:52,585
No!
1167
01:36:53,793 --> 01:36:56,420
You like that?
You like the feeling of being helpless?
1168
01:36:56,460 --> 01:36:59,754
At the mercy of somebody sadistic
who aims your death?
1169
01:36:59,836 --> 01:37:01,587
Not such a fucking party, is it?
1170
01:37:01,669 --> 01:37:03,545
Did I make you feel trapped?
1171
01:37:03,586 --> 01:37:04,919
Fuck you!
1172
01:37:05,170 --> 01:37:07,421
Fuck me? Oh, no.
1173
01:37:07,794 --> 01:37:09,753
Fuck you! Fuck you!
1174
01:37:53,881 --> 01:37:54,964
Tiny.
1175
01:38:00,464 --> 01:38:03,800
Daddy and Otis are still in the house.
Go get them.
1176
01:38:08,257 --> 01:38:10,383
The nails! Get the nails!
1177
01:38:24,633 --> 01:38:26,384
Tiny, Tiny, come on, man!
1178
01:38:52,926 --> 01:38:54,177
Daddy!
1179
01:38:54,968 --> 01:38:56,594
Baby! Baby!
1180
01:38:57,218 --> 01:38:59,011
Daddy, are you all right?
1181
01:39:02,303 --> 01:39:03,803
Yes, yes.
1182
01:39:32,430 --> 01:39:34,264
You sure about this?
1183
01:39:38,388 --> 01:39:39,513
We'll come back for you.
85711
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